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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,974 Dubey! 2 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,643 - Dubey! - Not here. 3 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,813 Not here yet? He's an impossible fellow! 4 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,857 Nearly 11:00. How to fix this? 5 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,653 Pimmi, please bring the phone. 6 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,908 Darling, you want something else, huh? 7 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,910 - Tea? Nimbu pani? - No, no. 8 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,912 That bloody bastard Dubey hasn't come yet. 9 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:30,043 He wants money but doesn't want to work. 10 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,547 Dubeyji? Lalit Verma, who else? 11 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,674 Very kind of you to answer. 12 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,345 What's going on? No sign of anyone. 13 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:43,348 Alice? Alice? 14 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:46,851 Fry the pakoras. Tea for the master. Hurry! 15 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:50,480 Pimmi, I'm sorry to say, but Lalit takes on too much tension. 16 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,065 It's not good. 17 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:55,235 You've seen all these young, young men getting heart attacks these days. 18 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,862 God forbid it! The wedding is so soon. 19 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,257 And Lalit is doing everything single-handedly. 20 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,826 Hundreds of things to get tense about. 21 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,954 The marigold gate is falling apart. 22 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,289 The flowers are everywhere. What's going on? 23 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:13,211 No need to get so upset, sir. 24 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:17,465 Flowers? What's a few flowers? 25 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:21,261 For you, I'll bring Kashmir's Mughal garden. 26 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,304 Just say the word. 27 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:26,015 I'm stranded in a traffic jam. 28 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,518 Enough! Get here on the double. 29 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,896 - Ten minutes, exactly and approximately. - Uh-huh. 30 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,857 I can't phone and drive. 31 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,570 What's the idiot up to? 32 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,467 Turn it left, left, left. 33 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,663 You'll spoil the decorations also. 34 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:51,392 - Don't even know how to drive? - I've only got one hand to drive with. 35 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,710 Who told you to break your hand at this time? Idiot. 36 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:57,231 - Where were you? - I went to the airport to get your sister and her husband. 37 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,923 - So where are they? - I didn't see them. 38 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,134 You're incredible. 39 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,155 - Didn't see them? What do you mean you didn't see them? - I don't even know what they look like. 40 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:07,283 So why couldn't you hold up a placard saying “Mr. and Mrs. Tej Puri from US.A.”? 41 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,601 They could have seen you. 42 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,044 - Why are you yawning so much? - 'Cause I've hardly slept... 43 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,373 and not to mention I got back from Australia just yesterday. 44 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,733 Ah, you young people. 45 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,985 What do you need to sleep so much for? 46 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,714 - Have you found out what time the flight is coming? - Yeah, about 9:00. 47 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,467 - So make sure you're there on time. And take this car only, okay? - Okay. 48 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,261 - And don't put on the A.C. when you're going to receive them. - Yeah. Chill. 49 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:30,371 Only put it on when you have received them. And park this car somewhere else! 50 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,124 - Chill. - And take off that stupid topee. 51 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,757 Where are those girls? Oh. 52 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,593 Oh, God, Varun. What are you doing, beta? 53 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,970 Why haven't you got ready? Didn't you hear Papa? 54 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,306 - He's getting so angry. - Ma, it's the last step. 55 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,184 Last step. Coconut curry, Ma. 56 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:54,896 No, no, beta. Come on. Hurry up. Now don't give me a hard time. Come on. 57 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:57,607 And this TV - You know, I'm so sick of it. Take this off. 58 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,169 - Come on. Hurry up. - Ma, what are you doing? I'll do it myself. 59 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,237 What “wear it yourself”? I'll wear it myself. 60 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,405 The guests are on their way. 61 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,759 - Did you change your underwear? Hmm? - Ma! 62 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,034 What “Ma”? 63 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,994 Did you? Out with the truth! 64 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,914 - Or you're wearing dirty ones from yesterday? - Ma. 65 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,875 I just hope they're not smelling. You're such a silly little boy. 66 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,711 - “Little”? - Oh, God! 67 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,845 Just because India has gone global.. 68 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,597 Should we embrace everything? 69 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,766 What about our ancient culture? 70 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,477 Our tradition? Our values? 71 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,105 You are saying censorship is unnecessary. 72 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,275 - Absolutely unnecessary. - So what is your response, Mr. Bhatt? 73 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,986 Let's take the example of America. The First Amendment -. 74 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,572 This is not America. This is India. 75 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,907 These are our laws, 76 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,869 Change the constitution, then censorship will follow. 77 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,454 What do you think? 78 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,975 Just because you wear handloom and you speak in Hind... 79 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,709 that you represent the common man? 80 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,002 Well, you don't. 81 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,355 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... 82 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:05,174 one of our top dubbists in Delhi, Shivani Tanakiya. 83 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:17,854 Shivani, let's hear some dialogue from the new script. 84 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,063 Go ahead, please. 85 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,368 Give it to me. 86 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,537 Come on. 87 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,748 More, big boy. More. 88 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,126 I like it like that. 89 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:43,463 Big boy, I like it. 90 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,048 Give me more. 91 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,925 Come inside me. 92 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,596 Give it to me. 93 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,600 Come! 94 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,787 - This is what the common man hears. - So, somebody enjoying sex. 95 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,064 So what's the problem? 96 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,250 We have to take a short break, ladies and gentlemen... 97 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:06,527 but please stay tuned to Delhi.com. 98 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,796 - Hi. - Hi. 99 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,347 - How have you been? - Fine. 100 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,519 Are you happy? 101 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,104 Yeah. 102 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,988 I miss you. 103 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,324 Oh, hi, Aditi. 104 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,661 I'm sorry. We"re starting in 20 seconds. 105 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,663 - I'll be right there. - Okay. 106 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,456 Sorry. 107 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,377 I have to go. 108 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,471 Call me. 109 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,855 - Aditi, why are you doing this? - Doing what? What am I doing? 110 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,857 I don't think you're ready for marriage. 111 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,401 - I just want to settle down. - So what do you do? 112 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,737 Get married to some guy selected by Mummy, Daddy? 113 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,620 You've barely known him for a couple of weeks. 114 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,241 You are so mature, Aditi. 115 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:38,953 I can't wait around to see if Vikram's wife is ever going to agree to divorce him. 116 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:42,790 I've read too many magazines, Ria. I know it may never happen. 117 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,460 Do you get all your life's directions from fucking Cosmopolitan? 118 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,044 Don't get so superior with me. 119 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,173 But we're family, and I can tell you what I think, and I will. 120 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,966 That's right. 121 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:54,010 My older, unmarried Cousin Ria. 122 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,597 Now, what would she know about passion? 123 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,145 I didn't mean that, didi. 124 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:08,357 For all this talk of passion, how about marrying for love, Aditi? 125 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,659 If he wants the works... 126 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:22,413 then he must get the cash out. 127 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,832 The one-rupee era is over. 128 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,585 Tea anyone? 129 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,337 Four teas. 130 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,380 - King Dubey! - At your service. 131 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,049 Gracing us with your presence? 132 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,092 Your daughter is my daughter. Why worry? 133 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:39,096 The wedding is in four days. 134 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,473 Today, the engagement. 135 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,225 The groom is on his way. 136 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,937 - Want me to lose face? - Important call. Call my pager, damn it! 137 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,898 More important things to do? 138 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,275 Now you're an event manager. 139 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,361 - Fix this now! - Yadav! 140 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,112 Tameez-ud-din! 141 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,990 Lottery! 142 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,617 Get down. Fix it! 143 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,996 Insolent bums! Want tea, do you? To work! 144 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,225 - I want this done now! - Right away! 145 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,729 I want it fixed just now! 146 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,294 - Hi, Uncle! - Hi, beta. 147 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,689 There's a Tempo right in the middle of the driveway. 148 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,758 - King Dubey, move your van. - Move the van! 149 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,321 - Where have you been? - We had to go to the tailor, and then we had to give cards. 150 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,241 - Those people are about to arrive. You haven't even got dressed yet! - Two seconds, Papa. 151 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,451 - Come on. Hurry up. - You're looking very handsome today. 152 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,811 - Yes, I know. Handsome. - Papa! 153 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,564 - Hurry up and get ready. - How lovely! 154 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,609 Take it easy. 155 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,653 - What are you doing here? - Just chilling'. 156 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,816 “Just chilling.” Idiot. 157 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,075 - We're back. - Hi, Mom. We're back. 158 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,947 No, Ma. 159 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,868 I'll stop at the temple. It may get late. 160 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:27,496 No, I won't eat at home. I'll come late. 161 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,334 You can pack the food in the tiffin. 162 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,342 Forgive me. 163 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,314 Ma, leave the worrying about the stock market to me. 164 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,317 I can deal with it. 165 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,738 Twelve rupees a minute calling me on the mobile. Hang up. 166 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,406 - Aliya? God, what are you doing here? - You know... 167 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,535 I saw cousin Aditi naked, and I almost saw you naked too. 168 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:51,497 You're so disgusting. Get out now. Out. 169 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,252 - Out! - What does this word mean? 170 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,130 - How come you're so irritating? - How come you're still unmarried? 171 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,799 Enough. Get dressed for the engagement. 172 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,943 Hello, sweetie. 173 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,945 What is it, my child? 174 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,865 What does this word mean? 175 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,908 In God's name... 176 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,619 what on earth is written here? 177 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,705 - It's “uxorious.” - Huh? 178 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,666 - It's “uxorious.” - Uxorious? 179 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,795 There is no such word, my child. 180 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,840 It's a spelling mistake. 181 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:48,095 There should be an “L” here. It's “luxurious.” 182 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,668 Oh. So that you are facing this way as barman? 183 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,653 I'm facing - I'm the barman. I'm facing this way, and this acts as a roof. 184 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,906 Yes. No need to be so happy about being a barman. 185 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,509 You're not supposed to touch even one drop of the stuff. Understand? 186 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,410 - Okay. - Barman should be absolutely sober. 187 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,681 - Keep this list. Make sure the servants don't swipe anything, huh? - All right. 188 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,185 And make sure all these bottles are there, and make small drinks for everybody, not too large. 189 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,769 - Okay. - The white wine and - The whiskey hasn't come yet! Uday was supposed to bring it. 190 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,347 - Brought the whiskey? - What do you think? 191 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,724 We got real scotch from Uday's client. 192 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,434 Thank you, Sona. So nice of you. 193 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,996 - Hi, lalu Uncle. - Hello, beta. Why aren't you staying with us? 194 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,398 - I have to study for my exams. - I hope my little Aliya didn't trouble you. 195 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,359 No, she's such a little delight. 196 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,277 Anyone about? 197 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,780 Let's take the whiskey in. 198 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,824 Australian idiot - you! 199 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,784 Pick it up and take it in. 200 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:55,579 - Kuku, this is too much. This is no time for family members to arrive. - It's only 4:00. 201 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,766 We're hardly late. You get tense for nothing. 202 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,917 Just relax! Ayesha... 203 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,045 this is C.L. Uncle and Shashi Auntie's son Rahul, yeah? 204 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,047 - They live in Dubai. Yeah. - Masqat, actually. 205 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,882 Yeah, Masqat. Masqat. Okay. 206 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,469 - You have a tattoo. - Yeah. 207 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,556 Huh? Talk fast. Can't catch the network. 208 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,392 Huh? Let me come down. 209 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,478 One minute! 210 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,439 Speak. No, no, no. 211 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,735 Yes, I'll be there. 212 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,864 That's correct. Take the advance. 213 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,907 Okay. Bye. 214 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,577 Life's such a comedy. 215 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,205 No signal up there. But there's one down here. 216 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,708 You know... 217 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,128 The virtuous virgin look really suits me. 218 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:47,298 I think your cousin Rahul would really like it. 219 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,049 You have to know this. 220 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,052 I heard your mother tell him and sister that your bra size was 36 “C.” 221 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,472 - Why would she do that? - Sorry to say, but it's 32 “A.” 222 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,892 I know that, but we can't tell them it's 32 “A.” 223 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,935 Breasts like baby mangoes. 224 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,479 Pimmi, come on. 225 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,856 The groom! 226 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,694 The groom's here! 227 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,654 Oh, shit. 228 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,118 Welcome. Welcome. 229 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,330 Congratulations, Mr. Rai! 230 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,832 Thank you. Thank you. 231 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,879 Varun! This is Pimmi's brother from Masqat. 232 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,215 Rahul. Idiot. Come here! 233 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,842 - Welcome. Welcome. - Hi, everybody! 234 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,847 It's okay. It's okay. 235 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,849 - Hello, ji! - Namaste! 236 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,060 Ah. Namaste. Namaste. 237 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,440 Hello, young man. How are you? 238 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:50,277 - Have you got the blue box? - Alice? Alice? 239 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,284 - So, excited, huh? - Alice! 240 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,286 Soon to be in family way! 241 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,877 - So, you like India? - Yeah. 242 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,964 Better than Houston, no? 243 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,716 Good, good, good. India needs young men like you. 244 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:18,264 Yes, yes. Of course. Computer engineers are India's biggest export. 245 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,725 Am I a coolie or what? 246 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,438 Rai-sahib, what would you like to drink? 247 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,649 Scotch, please, on the “rockiolis.” 248 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,735 - “Rockiolis” means ice? - Two lumps, exactly. 249 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,487 - Exactly. - Thank you. 250 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,406 I'll have the same, thanks. 251 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,492 Uh, “rockioli.” 252 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,494 Uh, Rahul. Two whiskeys here. Huh? 253 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,997 Two cubes of ice exactly. 254 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,250 Oh, my goodness. Look at you! 255 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,462 Oh, how lovely you look. 256 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,339 - Namaste. - Namaste. 257 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:56,885 Rockioli, rockioli. Here. Mrs. Rai over there. Rockioli. 258 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,471 Pay your respects to Grandmother. 259 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,768 - Hi. Congratulations. - Hi. 260 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,732 Look what I have for you. 261 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,694 Know why God arranged your marriage in a hurry? 262 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:18,073 I told him I had to see a great-grandson before dying. He heard me! 263 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,289 How beautiful! 264 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,541 So fair and lovely. 265 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,501 Say hello to Hemant. 266 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,503 - Hi. - Hi. How are you? 267 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,339 Fine. 268 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,049 Enough! 269 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,801 Give them some privacy, na? 270 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,555 You know, I met C.L. only once, and we got married right away! 271 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,102 I must have another drink. 272 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,106 Don't you feel like getting married? 273 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,196 Rahul, idiot, come here. 274 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,156 Here. Come here and hold the camera. Listen. 275 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,158 Look at them. How handsome Hemant is. 276 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,374 Come on. Put it on. Camera on! 277 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,423 On the ring! On the ring! 278 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,093 Sweeten your mouths, my dears. 279 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,685 Thank you. 280 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,189 Just in time! 281 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,400 My dear brother-in-law! 282 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,110 Look at him. 283 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,531 This is Varun? He's almost a young man. 284 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,369 How did you manage? I sent this Rahul to fetch you at the airport. 285 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,830 - He told me the flight was late. - No, it was not late. 286 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,457 Nobody was there at the airport, so we took a cab and came. 287 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,043 - You had to take a cab? - It's okay. 288 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,587 Rahul, you idiot, I sent you to the airport to receive them. 289 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,673 You come back and tell me the flight was late? 290 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,342 What a complete idiot! 291 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,187 He's been working day and night. He doesn't know India. 292 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,556 Bloody number one most stupid duffer. 293 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,976 I'm sorry to say, but I don't like this. 294 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,062 Calls my son an idiot, then calls him a duffer. 295 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:15,816 Who does he think he is? I'm not coming back to India. 296 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:20,154 Rai-sahib, this is Mr. Tej Puri, married to my sister Vijaya. 297 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,073 After my older brother Surinder bhai-sahab passed away... 298 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:26,160 Tej Puriji has been the head of the family. 299 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,912 He has really looked after us. Come and meet Hemant. 300 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,166 - Yes. Excuse me. - Uh-huh. Please. 301 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,001 Excuse me. 302 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,003 It's such a pleasure to meet you. 303 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,173 My naughty niece, couldn't you wait? 304 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,676 You know how difficult it was to get tickets at this time of the year? 305 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,572 Difficult or not, we would have brought you here first-class if we had to. 306 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,390 We couldn't have had the shaadi without you, my darling sister. 307 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,019 Nothing would have stopped us. 308 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,776 Ria. 309 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,446 Is that you? Come here. 310 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,200 Come here. Come here. 311 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,374 God bless. Very good. 312 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:28,555 The motherfucker doesn't have a dime to his name... 313 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:33,143 and he wants the White House theme for his daughter's wedding! 314 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:37,064 How the fuck will that happen? 315 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,483 The swine hasn't any shit in him... 316 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,485 and he invites other pigs for dinner! 317 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,156 What? 318 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,575 - We need more ice. - What? 319 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,619 Ice. 320 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,789 I've told them once. 321 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,459 I've told them a thousand times they'll need ice. 322 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,545 They never listen. 323 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,925 Now what? 324 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,428 Do you need some water? 325 00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,306 Water? 326 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,482 Okay. 327 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:32,160 Fridge water or tap water? 328 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,168 Fridge water. 329 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,673 Thank you. 330 00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:09,281 Shut up, you assholes! 331 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:12,094 Puriji, would you like a cigar? 332 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,202 Puriji, would you like a cigar? 333 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,705 - I quit. - Quit? 334 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,374 America makes everyone quit smoking. 335 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,752 The Rais are so cultured. 336 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,980 - Very cultured family. - Uh-huh! 337 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,691 Speak a little English and you become a very cultured family. 338 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,800 - Mr. Mohan “Rao”! - Rat! 339 00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:33,096 Tej bhai-sahab, I wanted to talk to you about Ria's plans. 340 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,098 Ria, come here a minute, beta, please. 341 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,646 Ria wants to study in America. So - Is that so? 342 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,708 - We're hoping you could perhaps give her some advice. - What do you want to do, beta? 343 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,193 Ji, I'm applying for creative writing programs. 344 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,320 - She wants to be a writer. - Very good. 345 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:51,341 Have you thought of the budget? Where do you think the money will come from? 346 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,949 From my teacher's salary? 347 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,534 Make her understand. 348 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:57,639 Why can't she be like Aditi and do the right thing at the right time? 349 00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,290 But - Lots of money in writing these days. 350 00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:03,126 That girl who won the Booker Prize... 351 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,463 became an overnight millionaire! 352 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,466 Absolutely! Just one book. And who knows? It might happen. 353 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,468 Ria, you must go to the States. 354 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:14,221 - You know Umang is also there. - Ah! Oh. 355 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:17,391 - You must give us his phone number. - He's coming here tonight. 356 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,768 We are hoping that Ria and Umang will like each other. 357 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,187 Two weddings in one! 358 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:26,483 - What are the chances of getting hooked? - Bad. Bad. 359 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:30,320 I have another joke. Non-vegetarian! 360 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:35,575 Save the jokes for the sangeet. He'll be the M.C., na, at the sangeet. 361 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:36,993 Very good. 362 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,830 Let me start rehearsing then. 363 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,150 Oh! See? Oh! 364 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,259 Papa! 365 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,477 What's your problem anyway? 366 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,105 Just go! Can't I have some bloody privacy in my own house? 367 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,359 It's my house too, you know. 368 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:55,238 - Hey. Varun, what happened to you? - Nothing. 369 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,908 Mrs. Mehta speaking. Who's this? 370 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,953 Okay, okay. I have an announcement to make. 371 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:06,958 I'm thinking that if Ria wants to study in America... 372 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,127 I will fund her entire education. 373 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,420 No, no. 374 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,944 No, no, no, no. No arguments. No arguments. 375 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,342 This is my family. 376 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:19,137 I won't listen to you or to Ria's mother. 377 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,348 See, Lalit, Ria is a sensible girl. 378 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,434 If she wants to write, we must encourage her. 379 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:27,771 - But that's not what I meant. - I can still work. 380 00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:31,525 This is final' We'll talk about it later, okay? 381 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,444 Now you tell us what needs to be done for the wedding. 382 00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,863 Absolutely. Now, you don't have to worry about anything. 383 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,866 - We are here. We'll take care of everything. - Anything. Anything. 384 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,208 Oh, my God. I don't know what to say. 385 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:53,797 But this is enough for me that we are all here together. 386 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,008 My God, huh? Pimmi, it's wonderful, na” After so many years. 387 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,803 After Surinder bhai-sahab passed away... 388 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:03,306 I think this is the first time the whole family is here together. 389 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:10,313 Ria. Ria, Ria. 390 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,733 Huh? Hey. Come. 391 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,861 Don't cry. I know you are missing him. 392 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,613 We are all missing your father. 393 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,783 But he's here with us. 394 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,205 Your papa's hand will always be on this family. Always. 395 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,544 Always goes only in our house! 396 00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:35,797 - This is India's big problem. - Dubey! 397 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,799 Dubey! 398 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,385 Alice, has the fuse blown? 399 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,721 Alice! Get the phone. 400 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,449 - I'll get the phone. - Rahul. Hey, Rahul. 401 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,913 - Go and start the generator. - I don't even know where it is. 402 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,978 - Behind the house, idiot. - Come, I'll show you. 403 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:53,815 Hello? Umang? Yeah, yeah. Just hold on a sec. 404 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:58,111 - It's very unclear. - Hello? Hello, Umang? 405 00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,113 When are you arriving? 406 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:03,617 Yes, yes. She's here, swinging on my shoulders. 407 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,952 Hello? Hello? The line's cut. 408 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:35,190 Sisterfucker, what a pain! 409 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,821 Ay! 410 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,496 All the fuses have blown. 411 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,581 - Pardon? - Pardon? 412 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:55,335 Which is the house fuse? 413 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,379 This one? 414 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,924 I'll fix it right away. 415 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,678 The light, a little closer, please. 416 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:10,266 A little to this side, please. 417 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,903 A little lower. 418 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,907 Your shadow is in the way. 419 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,869 A little closer. 420 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,006 - You think you can handle it? - Yeah, sure. 421 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,360 Trying to say something? It's hot today. 422 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,780 Switch it on. The power is back. 423 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,799 What a silly asshole I am. 424 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,058 - Hi. - Hi. 425 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,062 Well, I'm glad I got some exercise. 426 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:04,065 All I've been doing is eating and eating and eating. 427 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,359 “Eat, Son. Eat!” 428 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:09,487 I'm sorry I had to wake you up this early though... 429 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:13,032 but this is the only time we're gonna have on our own., 430 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,660 There's just so many ceremonies. 431 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:17,829 I don't even know who's who half the time. 432 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,039 I know what you mean. 433 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:23,209 - I wanted to talk to you about our - - Here's the coffee, ma'am. 434 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,378 Thank you. Do you want something? 435 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,882 - I'll have a salt lassi, please. - Yeah. Sure, I'll get it. 436 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,967 Thank you. 437 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,807 I want to know what's on your mind. 438 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:41,477 Sleep. That's all that's on my mind right now. 439 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,983 I saw you with your family yesterday. 440 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:51,529 You guys are so close. 441 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,823 Sometimes... 442 00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:57,702 I worry about how it will be for you in America. 443 00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,163 You might just feel so alone. 444 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,998 I'm sure I can handle it. 445 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:05,418 It'll be really nice to get away from this damn place. 446 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:08,421 - Why? You don't like Delhi? - No, I love India. 447 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:13,134 I mean, I don't care. America's gonna be new for me anyway. 448 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,803 My fiancée. 449 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,140 Sorry. I'm just not a morning person. 450 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:24,229 Vicky, is it okay if I join the four-ball today? 451 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,941 No, no, no. I'll be there 100%. 452 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:30,235 I'll be there. Yeah. Don't worry. 453 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,237 Okay, bye. 454 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,240 Pimmi. 455 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,618 Pimmi. 456 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,620 What are you doing inside? 457 00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:42,622 Nothing. 458 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,166 “Nothing.” I know very well what you're doing. 459 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,086 - Come on now. Come on now. I have to get ready. - One minute. 460 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,049 What is it? 461 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:56,886 If you must hide and smoke, at least use a better air freshener. 462 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,513 I was a little tense. 463 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:02,076 Tense? What are you tense about? You're going shopping. I'm the one who should be tense. 464 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,853 Well, I'm doing it for our darling daughter, na? You saw how much they gave us. 465 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,022 We can't look bad in front of our in-laws. 466 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,125 We'll look very good with you smoking in front of them. 467 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:13,236 Well, doesn't Saroj drink? 468 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,530 Anyway, just let me go and do it, okay? 469 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:18,157 Well, Pimmiji goes shopping again. 470 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,368 And I'm telling you, it's gonna cost us. 471 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,579 So what? I'll arrange the money, na, like I've been organizing everything else. 472 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:26,249 Acha. 473 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,835 You've organized everything else? 474 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,964 Who's been nonstop on her toes for days? Just tell me that. 475 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,966 Some gratitude. 476 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,177 Oh, we are so grateful, dear Pimmi. 477 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,597 Thank you so much for working so hard for your daughter's wedding. 478 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,599 Wait! Take off your curlers at least. 479 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:48,271 This wedding is driving me crazy! 480 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,290 Today will be a long day. 481 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,793 It's hot, too, after all that rain. 482 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,796 May I have... 483 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:16,090 a glass of water? 484 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,176 I'm very thirsty. 485 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,520 What is your good name? 486 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,440 - Alice. - Alice. 487 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,984 It's an English name. 488 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,988 - Where are you from? - Bihar. 489 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,370 What's your name? 490 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,960 Parbatlal Kanhaiyalal Dubey. 491 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,128 Ji. 492 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,090 But I've changed it to P.K. Dubey. 493 00:36:57,173 --> 00:37:01,219 But it makes people laugh. In the city, they call me Dubeyji. 494 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:03,721 Parbatlal is a nice name. 495 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,778 They're newly printed. 496 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,199 I'm into event management. 497 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:27,245 It has the address to send mail through the computer. 498 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,871 Mmm. E-mail? 499 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,709 You know about it? Yes. Yes. 500 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:37,255 Keep it. Take some more. 501 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,298 This is fine. 502 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,843 - Ji. - Ji. 503 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:54,021 - Tell me you love me. - Ji? 504 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,859 Have you seen the movie Tell Me You Love Me? 505 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,069 Yes. 506 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:12,248 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 507 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,918 I must be going. 508 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,901 Tell me something. 509 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:44,447 How many weddings have I organized so far? 510 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:49,202 At least 150 or 175. 511 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,917 How come I'm not married yet? Hmm? 512 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:01,380 My poor mother has grown old saying... 513 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,967 “Son, get me a daughter-in-law.” 514 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,181 Now I've done my thinking. 515 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:14,143 I'll put an end to my lonesome, vagabond life. 516 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:21,526 I'll find myself a decent, simple girl... 517 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,445 and begin life as a family man. 518 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:31,327 The hope now is that the next tent Dubey puts up... 519 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:34,789 has Dubey entering as the groom. 520 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,833 Bravo! 521 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:41,128 I swear, pure genius! 522 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,214 Motherfucker. 523 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:46,842 Do I pay you to sit on your ass? Get to work! 524 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,844 Dubey! 525 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,890 Shit! Dubey! 526 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:54,892 Coming, sir. 527 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,354 Not a minute of peace. 528 00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:00,481 Yes, sir? 529 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,025 This is the limit. A white tent? 530 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:06,612 - Yes, sir? - Dubey. 531 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,573 A white tent? 532 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,408 - Yes, sir. - What's this “yes, sir'? 533 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:12,743 What's with the white tent? 534 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:17,164 This is the fashion these days. Millennium style. Y2K dot. 535 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,791 Smart-ass! 536 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:22,253 A white tent! Is this a wedding or a funeral? 537 00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:25,881 I only have one daughter. I don't want a white tent. 538 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,675 Put up a colorful tent. 539 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,678 - Red, yellow, green, blue. - Okay. Yadav! 540 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,347 Get this down. It's not wanted. 541 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,601 - He wants the old look. - Get it down. 542 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,020 What about the waterproofing? 543 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,938 It was never discussed. 544 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,773 What do you mean, Dubey? 545 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:46,652 The peacocks have stopped dancing. It won't rain. 546 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,614 Peacocks? You've been smoking pot? 547 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,116 Okay, sir. Advance. 548 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:55,369 Advance? What for? 549 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,371 For waterproofing, meaning more money. 550 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,874 In foreign countries, deal is deal. 551 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,252 Look, sir. 552 00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:07,006 See, everything in foreign style. In writing. 553 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,342 The number of plates and spoons. 554 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,344 But no waterproofing. 555 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,346 You want more? Pay more. 556 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,972 Deal is deal. 557 00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:16,557 How much? 558 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,652 - $5,000. - Huh? 559 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,654 Exactly and approximately. 560 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,572 I'm not a nonresident Indian. 561 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:35,493 Your garden is huge. Well, your daughter is my daughter. 562 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,078 Advance, sir. 563 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,289 Today we work. Tomorrow, holiday. Strike, day after. 564 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:44,293 - Then our wedding. - This is all I have now. 565 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,755 I'll give you the rest later. 566 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,840 This won't pay for a thing. 567 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,149 Thank God it's air-conditioned. 568 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,711 - ...Everything is air-conditioned. - I'm just going to have a -. 569 00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:11,654 - What does she want? - Ma, just one. 570 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:15,783 You'll fall sick. A Popsicle, now? 571 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,327 This one's for Hemant's sister. 572 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:20,955 You bought one for his cousin in Bangalore? 573 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,957 So many cousins! 574 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,376 Look at this silk sari. 575 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:29,171 So smooth, even a fly could slide on it. 576 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:33,843 Once your eyes behold its beauty, the fly has gone. 577 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:36,095 It's too gaudy. 578 00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:38,139 By God, fabulous. 579 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:41,392 - Who's the bride? - She's having a Popsicle outside. 580 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,362 Aditi. 581 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,384 What are you doing? They're waiting for your approval inside. 582 00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,745 Come! 583 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:03,682 I don't really know how Hemant thinks, what he expects of me. 584 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,416 So then call him instead of Vikram. 585 00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:09,003 Now please go inside before those aunties come out and start dancing on our head. 586 00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:12,214 Thank you. 587 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,223 Hey, you want a lift, baby? 588 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,573 Aliya, go and sit. 589 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:46,749 Now maybe, didi, we can try the sitting step, and then the turn and... 590 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,727 Hi, sexy. 591 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:13,442 - Hey. - So, Sydney boy, can you move to this? 592 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,412 What's going on, guys? 593 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,962 Come on, didi. That's enough. 594 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,841 God. 595 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:41,220 Not more interruptions! We'll never get this right. 596 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:44,640 What is it, Rahul? We're rehearsing for the sangeet. What do you want? 597 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:48,853 Put them properly. Over there. 598 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,688 All right. 599 00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:06,287 Not a single flower in place yet. 600 00:46:58,273 --> 00:46:59,942 I knew it. She's a thief! 601 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,669 Motherfucker. 602 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:32,182 Motherfuckers! She's not stealing. Fucking assholes! 603 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:41,358 Lalit and Sam are partners, and Vicky and me. 604 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,360 Let's take them on, partner. 605 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,740 That's a great shot, partner. 606 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:51,118 - Thanks, Rajeev. - Great shot there. Good shooting. 607 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,454 Thank God we're partners. 608 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,456 I have to talk to you about something, Rajeev. 609 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:58,309 You don't come to golf these days. Where have you been? 610 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:01,712 I'm busy with my daughter's wedding. Uh... 611 00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:03,982 Rajeev, I was wondering if, uh - How's Pimmi? 612 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:05,132 How's Pimmi? 613 00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:07,193 - Pimmi's fine, fine. - How are the preparations going? 614 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,344 Preparations? First-class. 615 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:14,433 But, uh, Sam, I'm having a cash-flow problem. 616 00:48:14,516 --> 00:48:17,936 I was hoping to borrow some money just to tide over this wedding expense. 617 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:21,106 - How much do you need, pal? - $12,000. 618 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:23,793 When do you think you'll be able to return it, partner? 619 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:26,904 Next month. I have a huge shipment going to Macy's next month. 620 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:31,867 Hey, guys, Mr. Verma here has got some serious cash-flow problems. 621 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:34,369 A daughter's wedding, that's what happens. 622 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:37,515 Thank God I don't have any daughters. Or I'd be wiped out. 623 00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:41,219 - But you've got a high-maintenance wife. - But at least she's a self-financed maharani, huh? 624 00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:24,563 Shashi, remember when we were newlyweds? 625 00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,648 Lalit and my brother would sleep. 626 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,902 You'd come to my room and tell me dirty jokes. 627 00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:33,697 Your Lalit may have gone to sleep... 628 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:38,493 but my C.L. would never sleep, nor would he let me sleep! 629 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:52,633 Hey, idiot, come on. Come on. Let's enter the harem. 630 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,596 Are, ladies! Are! 631 00:50:57,679 --> 00:51:00,349 Go! No men allowed! 632 00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:02,351 C.L. has a very good... 633 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:05,520 C.L. has an item which is most suitable for ladies. Please, please. 634 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:08,607 Stick with me. You'll have fun with me! 635 00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:12,444 Cash in on the pleasures of life with me. 636 00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:15,447 I'm giving birth! 637 00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:19,409 So, Varun, enjoying yourself among all the women, huh? 638 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:22,955 Lemon juice. The henna's drying. 639 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,673 Come on, Uncle. That's enough. 640 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:36,343 - Be a good girl. Don't say no. - No. 641 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:39,721 Open your mouth. Do you like it? 642 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:42,724 - And be a good girl and open your mouth. - No, Uncle. 643 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:44,726 There's only this much left. 644 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:45,936 No. 645 00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:48,647 - Hi, - Hi. What? 646 00:51:48,730 --> 00:51:50,899 Hi. Nice mehndi, Ria. 647 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:57,072 She's angry, huh? 648 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:03,245 Okay. Ria didi will give you samosa, okay? 649 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,334 - What were you doing here? - Eating a big samosa. 650 00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:10,919 - Why? - Because I'm hungry. 651 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:14,006 - No, why are you eating it here? - Because the samosas were in here. 652 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:16,258 - Why was he with you, Aliya? - Who? 653 00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:20,304 - Tej Uncle. - Alice said the samosas were on the top shelf... 654 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:23,640 and Tej Uncle came to get the box down for me. 655 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,185 Okay, let's do a - 656 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:29,187 - Okay. - Okay. Mmm. 657 00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:32,983 - I love you, Ria didi. - I love you too, my baby. 658 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,757 Alice. 659 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:04,473 Alice. 660 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:08,096 You know, Pimmi... 661 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,849 sometimes when I look at them... 662 00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:15,103 I feel... 663 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:18,982 love which I almost cannot bear. 664 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:26,823 How did they grow up so quickly? 665 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:35,040 And when did we grow old? 666 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:08,156 If only their lives are happy. 667 00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:16,957 And for that, I'm willing to take on every trouble, every sorrow in the world. 668 00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:47,904 - Need anything, beta? - I'm all right, thanks. 669 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,948 Good night. 670 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,867 Good night, idiot. 671 00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,294 I thought you weren't staying here. 672 00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:04,337 I changed my mind. 673 00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:06,840 Really? 674 00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,759 How come you're not asleep as yet? 675 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,805 Just thinking. 676 00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:15,807 About what? 677 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:18,727 About good Indian girls. 678 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:36,953 - Is this a scorpion? - Yeah. It's my sign. 679 00:57:50,216 --> 00:57:53,261 - I should go. - It's okay. 680 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,461 - I should really go. - Don't go. 681 00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:28,463 Please don't. 682 00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:44,312 The Betrayal of your Erect Dick - How does it feel? 683 00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:46,147 Idiot. 684 00:59:13,007 --> 00:59:14,634 Where would you like to go? 685 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:19,597 I just want to drive and drive and drive. 686 00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:58,845 Why did you come to see me? 687 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,639 I... 688 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:07,020 Wanted to be reminded why I broke up with you. 689 01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:34,255 Somehow... 690 01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:37,550 I can't remember. 691 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:52,190 Hello!- 692 01:00:52,273 --> 01:00:55,568 - What is it? - Roll down the window. 693 01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,887 - What is it? - What are you doing here so late? 694 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:03,451 - None of your business. - Big words in English, eh? 695 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:05,870 Should we take you to the station? 696 01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:07,956 Out. Out you come! 697 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,500 Take me to the police station? On what basis? 698 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:14,128 Indecent exposure. Obscenity. 699 01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:17,340 - Who do you think you are? - You may have a bomb. Who knows? 700 01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:20,051 Don't be ridiculous, Do we look like terrorists? 701 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:22,720 Get out right now. 702 01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:24,404 - Vikram! - You too. 703 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:26,683 Hands up. Bastard! 704 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:36,150 - Your time's up. - Hands up, fucker! 705 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:38,111 - Home. - Give it to me. 706 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:41,364 - Vikram! - Hello? Hello, darling. 707 01:01:41,447 --> 01:01:44,576 A bride's henna-painted hands! 708 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:46,119 - You couldn't wait, eh? - Vikram! 709 01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,330 Yes, I know that. I'll be home soon. 710 01:01:49,414 --> 01:01:52,542 If you are in such a hurry, come with me., 711 01:01:52,625 --> 01:01:54,669 - You'll be in for a treat. - Vikram! 712 01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:56,713 Well, there was an emergency. Yes. 713 01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:58,339 - Vikram! - Yes. 714 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:01,467 No, don't worry. That's just a television show in the background. 715 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,951 - Don't worry about that. - Vikram, don't leave me with them! 716 01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:08,099 Shall I call your lover? Go get him. 717 01:02:08,182 --> 01:02:10,351 - O hero! - Yeah. Exactly. 718 01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,480 Madam, stop! 719 01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:20,111 - Hey! - The bird has flown. 720 01:02:20,194 --> 01:02:22,196 Hey! 721 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,908 What are you doing? 722 01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:06,366 Lalit. 723 01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:14,791 Let me sleep, will you? 724 01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:36,437 Grab this, Lottery. 725 01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:40,775 - Catch! - Throw it! 726 01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:48,533 How should I arrange the colors? 727 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:51,077 Any way you want. 728 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:56,124 I'll nail it. 729 01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:01,337 Brothers, I'm going. 730 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:07,552 - Do without me. - What's up? 731 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,971 I'm not feeling well. 732 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:22,692 I've worked with Dubeyji five years. 733 01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:24,652 I've never seen him like this. 734 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:28,990 - He isn't even eating marigolds. - We must do something. 735 01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:32,618 Alice? Alice? 736 01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,216 So what are you going to say to Hemant? 737 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,011 - Everything. - Oh, God. Then? 738 01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:53,181 He's gonna tell me that I'm a slut and that I should get lost. 739 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:54,390 Ad. 740 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,727 How could I have been so stupid? 741 01:04:57,810 --> 01:04:59,854 Are you sure you want to tell Hemant everything? 742 01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:02,398 I mean, everything's over between you and Vikram now. 743 01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:07,153 Ria, I don't want to lie. 744 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:11,657 I don't want to start something new based on lies and deceit. 745 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,498 - You liked Hemant, no? - Yeah. 746 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,416 He's nice. 747 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,752 He's good for you. 748 01:05:22,835 --> 01:05:25,421 I can't do this to him. 749 01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:30,426 I'm going mad! What is this music? 750 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:33,137 It's Ayesha practicing for the sangeet tonight. 751 01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:36,933 - Maybe she shouldn't bother. - What? 752 01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:40,728 - Maybe she shouldn't bother. - Adu! 753 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:52,966 I"m really glad you called, though, you know, because I was gonna call you myself this morning. 754 01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:55,952 - Why? What happened? - Nothing happened. 755 01:05:56,035 --> 01:06:00,414 It was great to see you alone yesterday, so I thought I'd try my luck again. 756 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:05,086 - You look really nice when you laugh. - Oh, yeah? 757 01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,259 - I need to tell you something. - Mm-hmm. 758 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:14,095 You'll probably hate me by the end of it, but -. 759 01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:19,350 I really need you to know. 760 01:06:19,433 --> 01:06:22,520 It's okay. I'm not gonna hate you though. 761 01:06:26,774 --> 01:06:29,527 This used to be my favorite haunt during my IIT days. 762 01:06:29,610 --> 01:06:31,529 Best chai in the world. 763 01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:34,907 - It's nice. - Oh, yeah? I was hoping you'd like it. 764 01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:39,036 - Jaichandji! - How's life? 765 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,165 I recognized you at first glance, my friend. 766 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:46,002 - I haven't seen you around. - I've been away for four years. 767 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:50,756 - What will you have? - Two of your special teas. 768 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,341 No sugar in mine, 769 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:56,637 You've been brainwashed by America. No sugar, if you please. 770 01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:00,850 Yesterday, Naresh Sharma was here from America. 771 01:07:00,933 --> 01:07:03,644 He wanted Sweet'N Low. Can you imagine? 772 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:06,689 - ...We'll chat another time. - Absolutely. 773 01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:11,777 So, what was so important? 774 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,863 You don't want to marry me anymore? 775 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:22,038 Just look at these. Mama gave these to me when I got married. 776 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,999 Still so shiny and beautiful. 777 01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:27,585 I never used them once. 778 01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:29,462 I just hope Aditi will use them. 779 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:31,631 Pimmi, what have you spread all over? 780 01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:34,175 I have to do my accounts, and I can't even find my papers. 781 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:36,802 - Please don't keep this stuff here. - Then get a computer, na. 782 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,596 You won't need any paper. 783 01:07:38,679 --> 01:07:40,890 Computers can do everything for you these days. 784 01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:43,226 I'm too old to learn all this computer nonsense. 785 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:45,978 And you know how much money has already got spent? 786 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,731 Huh? You know how long it will take me to repay all this? 787 01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:50,816 Don't worry so much, Lalit. 788 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,818 Our only daughter's getting married. 789 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,154 Nothing's a waste. 790 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:58,115 Look at these saris. 791 01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:01,077 Do you know I bought this one in Madras 22 years ago? 792 01:08:02,119 --> 01:08:05,122 I've been collecting these since the day Aditi was born. 793 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:09,460 - This one is lovely. - Mmm. 794 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:14,715 And tomorrow she'll be gone. 795 01:08:16,008 --> 01:08:18,594 Just like that, in one day. 796 01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:31,899 I'm sorry. 797 01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:40,491 Yeah, I'm sorry too. 798 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:16,235 Move your bike, man. 799 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,489 Move your bloody bike! 800 01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:50,227 Couldn't help yourself, huh? 801 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:53,898 You had to drag me into your mess as well. What am I supposed to do now? 802 01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:59,070 “Mr. Verma, your daughter's such a rosebud. 803 01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:01,447 “We'll have a wonderful family in Houston, Texas... 804 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:05,534 “be friends, take our kids to Disneyland, send you a couple of tickets every year. 805 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:07,328 “It'll be lovely! 806 01:10:07,411 --> 01:10:09,121 “But, hey, wait a minute. 807 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:13,209 “You didn't tell me she's still screwing her ex-boyfriend while you were fixing our marriage. 808 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,753 “Huh? But that shouldn't be such a problem. 809 01:10:15,836 --> 01:10:18,005 I'm from America. We shall fit right in!” 810 01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:23,511 You know, I've been thinking, Lalit. 811 01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:25,638 I don't want to send Varun to boarding school. 812 01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:28,700 - Come on, Pimmi, don't start this again. - I don't want to lose both my children. 813 01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:30,994 Pimmi, don't start up again, huh? We've been through all this. 814 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:33,104 He's going to boarding school. That's final. 815 01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:36,649 Just wasting his life, staying here watching TV the whole day. 816 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:40,736 - There's no one here to discipline him. - He doesn't listen. I give up. 817 01:10:40,861 --> 01:10:44,990 - I just don't know what to do with this boy. - But he also needs love and affection, na. 818 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,618 Huh? He's such a sensitive boy, Lalit - 819 01:10:47,701 --> 01:10:51,580 and he's so wonderful with all these creative things. 820 01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:55,501 “Creative things” - like singing and dancing, cooking sesame chicken. 821 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,254 Let's find him a nice boy. 822 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,617 Don't say that, huh? Why do you always look at everything like that? 823 01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:04,569 You know what I heard him telling Tej bhai-sahab he wants to be when he grows up? 824 01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:06,303 - What? - He said he wants to be a chef. 825 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:11,267 I tell you - Our son will be a cook. 826 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:13,662 Tej bhai-sahab nearly fainted with surprise. 827 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:17,648 - A cook! - He's just a kid. 828 01:11:17,731 --> 01:11:20,151 - It doesn't mean anything. - He's a fool. 829 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:22,361 My son will be a man when he grows up, understand? 830 01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:24,947 He'll be an educated professional. 831 01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:27,116 He won't be singing and dancing in people's shaadis. 832 01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:29,785 - Mama? - Yes, darling? 833 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:32,514 Can you do this for me - Make a muchi, and on my eyes? 834 01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:35,082 - Why, beta? - For my dance with Ayesha tonight. 835 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,750 Acha. Okay. 836 01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:41,464 Why can't you do something useful? Huh? 837 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:45,301 Like some exercise or reading your schoolbooks for a change, huh? 838 01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:46,969 Look at you - a big, huge hulk. 839 01:11:47,052 --> 01:11:49,180 Can't spend your whole life singing and dancing. 840 01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:52,308 - Why not? - What do you mean why not? 841 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:54,894 You want to be an entertainer? 842 01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:57,581 You don't do any exercise. You don't even play cricket. 843 01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,065 You don't read a book. Just sleeping all day and watching TV. 844 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:02,067 And now this new nonsense - dancing. 845 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,654 Why? You also took Mama's dopatta and danced the other night. 846 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,549 Don't compare yourself with me. You're just a kid, understand? 847 01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:10,701 But right now, you said I'm big now. 848 01:12:10,784 --> 01:12:13,078 That's it. You're going to boarding school. Decided! 849 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:16,499 - Since when? - Beta. Beta, Papa and I only talking about it. 850 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:20,794 - No, no, no. I have made up my mind. - Shh! Please, let me talk to him. 851 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:24,548 It's going to be good for you, Varun. Beta, soon, Aditi didi is going away. 852 01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:26,717 You'll be so lonely at home. 853 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,279 So we thought you'll go to boarding school. You'll have so much fun. 854 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:32,097 You've also been trying to send me away to boarding school. 855 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,517 - No, beta. - Now listen, beta. We are just -. 856 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,269 Nothing has been decided. 857 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,372 That school is much better than this school. 858 01:12:39,396 --> 01:12:41,708 We thought you'll go there, and there'll be so many boys your age. 859 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:44,026 - You'll really enjoy yourself. - No, I don't want to go. 860 01:12:44,109 --> 01:12:46,237 I won't go. You do what you want. 861 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,447 Beta, we're just doing this for your own good. 862 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:51,033 It'll make you a bit tougher. I think it'll be good for you. 863 01:12:51,116 --> 01:12:53,285 I hate you! I hate you both! 864 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:55,579 You don't even understand one thing about me. 865 01:12:55,663 --> 01:12:57,581 Don't you talk to me like that! You understand? 866 01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,750 Fine! I just won't talk to you at all. 867 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,877 - Varun? - No! 868 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:04,171 - Beta, please. - Son, listen to me. 869 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,415 Leave me alone! 870 01:13:08,842 --> 01:13:11,262 Happy na? Happy with what you've done? 871 01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:13,681 I didn't mean to upset him like that. 872 01:13:15,182 --> 01:13:17,643 Why couldn't you say something? 873 01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:21,397 Don't talk to me, okay? Just don't talk to me. 874 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:29,905 Alice. Alice. Alice, one minute. 875 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,576 We wanted to talk to you. 876 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:36,996 - We're sorry. - We made a big mistake. 877 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,164 We didn't do it on purpose. 878 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:41,792 We couldn't see clearly. 879 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,378 We made a mistake, Alice. 880 01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:47,298 - Alice, please. - We're sorry. 881 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:49,091 It won't happen again. 882 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,048 Aditi. 883 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:33,761 I'm sorry I lost it out there. 884 01:14:33,844 --> 01:14:36,805 I didn't have any right to talk to you like that. 885 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:39,808 You had every reason to be angry. 886 01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:43,312 Someone broke my heart, too, a few years ago. 887 01:14:43,395 --> 01:14:48,275 I know how hard and confusing it can be. 888 01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:53,614 I really appreciate your telling me about Vikram. 889 01:14:53,697 --> 01:14:55,616 You didn't have to, but you did. 890 01:14:57,117 --> 01:14:59,578 That honesty means a lot to me. 891 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:03,374 Yeah, I know it's a risk, but what marriage isn't a risk? 892 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:05,977 Whether our parents introduce us or whether we meet in a club... 893 01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:08,253 what difference does it make? 894 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:24,186 I know we can put this behind us. I really do. 895 01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:27,564 I believe this can work. 896 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,194 I believe we can be happy. 897 01:15:32,277 --> 01:15:35,656 As for the question of whether we should get married or not... 898 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,284 it's really for you to answer. 899 01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:10,167 Bravo! The stock has gone up. 900 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:14,463 I told you before the stock would go up. 901 01:17:14,546 --> 01:17:18,091 But you thought your mother was a fool. 902 01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:20,844 That's what you had decided. 903 01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:24,056 “What does she know about the stock market?” 904 01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:27,935 I knew it. It's up, isn't it? 905 01:17:28,018 --> 01:17:31,480 Now you go tomorrow and sell the shares -. 906 01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:33,607 Oh, God. 907 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:37,027 What is the use of this money? 908 01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:41,615 I'll die before I see the face of a grandson. 909 01:17:41,698 --> 01:17:44,409 Your father's name will sink without a trace. 910 01:17:45,410 --> 01:17:46,703 Listen. 911 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:49,748 Did you tell the neighbors about the toilet? 912 01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,792 It's flooded again. 913 01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:56,088 What sin did I commit? 914 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,549 You don't like any girl! 915 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,010 Don't you feel like settling down? 916 01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:08,183 Ramesh is six months younger than you, and he has two children. 917 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,269 He earns half what you do. 918 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:14,982 Her mother shows off her grandsons to make me jealous. 919 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:22,114 Oh, God! Have you gone mad? 920 01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:24,575 Roaming about in your underwear! 921 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:00,919 Here. Here's yours. 922 01:19:00,943 --> 01:19:02,195 Here. Here's yours. 923 01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:04,489 - Yes, of course. - Especially my mom. 924 01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:07,868 Yeah, exactly. Sure. 925 01:19:07,951 --> 01:19:10,662 - How are you? - Very well. How are you doing? 926 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,332 Ladies and gentlemen... 927 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:15,959 attention, please. 928 01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:21,757 Welcome, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful ladies... 929 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:25,052 and gentlemen and, of course, lovely children. 930 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:26,845 - Listen to me. - Mama! 931 01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:31,058 Today's sangeet for our beloved Aditi... 932 01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:34,227 - and our dear son - - Son-in-law! 933 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:37,147 Son-in-law, eh? 934 01:19:37,230 --> 01:19:39,900 And marriage will take place tomorrow. 935 01:19:39,983 --> 01:19:42,986 Rahul' Rahul! 936 01:19:43,987 --> 01:19:45,948 Are you, like, the only bartender here? 937 01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:48,075 I ordered a Bacardi Coke, like 20 minutes ago, man. 938 01:19:48,158 --> 01:19:49,993 - Just a sec. - Rahul! 939 01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:53,747 - Gin and tonic - no ice, lots of gin. - Make that two. 940 01:19:53,830 --> 01:19:54,957 Sure. 941 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,793 After Partition, we came here with nothing. 942 01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,920 Nowhere to go, no future. 943 01:20:00,003 --> 01:20:02,881 Tej's family looked after us. 944 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:05,592 He educated us, made us stand on our feet. 945 01:20:06,927 --> 01:20:10,263 - Move, man. - Sorry, man. I'm sorry. Chill. 946 01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:13,100 There are no accounts between families. 947 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:15,727 Now you're one of us. 948 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,062 Welcome. Welcome. 949 01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:20,649 “Your eyes brim with intoxication. 950 01:20:20,732 --> 01:20:23,944 Your skin glows from the fragrance of rose petals.” 951 01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:25,946 Who's that clown? 952 01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:28,073 That's my dad. 953 01:20:28,156 --> 01:20:31,994 Varun, you can't say no now. Please, Varun! 954 01:20:32,077 --> 01:20:35,706 Listen. Don't take out your parents' anger on me. 955 01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:37,374 Varun, please. 956 01:20:37,457 --> 01:20:39,876 I told you, I don't care about anything anymore. 957 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,921 I don't care, and that's decided. 958 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:48,552 May this enchanted evening glow forever. 959 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:55,058 In my opinion, you Punjabis are way too ostentatious. 960 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:57,644 In my opinion, you Bengalis are way too pretentious. 961 01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,771 Touché, Ria. 962 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,356 This is Jibesh, Vandana. 963 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:04,067 This is Mrs. Rai, Aditi's ma-in-law to be. 964 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:09,156 What's so funny? 965 01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:11,533 Yeah. What's so funny? 966 01:21:11,616 --> 01:21:14,578 - Ria, get me a rum and Coke. - Vandi, please go get it yourself. 967 01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:18,290 Please, please, please. I would, but I know so many people who know my parents. 968 01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:21,710 Please, just get it. Please. 969 01:21:21,793 --> 01:21:24,504 - We will start this evening - - Okay. 970 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:28,842 With a - item... 971 01:21:28,925 --> 01:21:33,263 by our own beloved Ayesha! 972 01:21:33,346 --> 01:21:35,348 Please, Ayesha. 973 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:38,477 - What's the matter? - Varun won't do the dance anymore. 974 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,438 - Shit. I'm so sorry to hear that. - I don't know what to do... 975 01:21:41,521 --> 01:21:43,899 I need to just - Rahul, you can do it. 976 01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,359 I mean, you've seen us rehearse the steps so many times. 977 01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:48,987 - You crazy? - You can make up the steps as we go along. 978 01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:53,116 You said that you love to dance. Please, I'm begging you. I really need your help. 979 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,368 I can dance, but it's not a nightclub in Melbourne. 980 01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,704 I can't dance to this music. 981 01:21:57,788 --> 01:21:59,915 Bloody foreigner! 982 01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:05,087 I just fell from grace. 983 01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:08,215 My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. 984 01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:12,052 I mean, if you keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen. 985 01:22:13,553 --> 01:22:16,765 “Only brave warriors fall from their horses in battle. 986 01:22:17,849 --> 01:22:21,520 How can kneeling cowards know what a fall is?” 987 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:26,441 Meaning, sweetheart, the main thing is... 988 01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:28,985 you have to fight the battle. 989 01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:31,196 Ayesha! 990 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:44,918 More applause for Ayesha. 991 01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:47,629 Look at her, huh? 992 01:23:35,343 --> 01:23:37,637 Come on, girl. That's it! 993 01:24:01,369 --> 01:24:03,997 We're in-laws now. 994 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:37,364 Oh, my God!! 995 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,996 Yeah! 996 01:24:57,509 --> 01:24:59,469 The idiot's dancing! 997 01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,347 Bravo! 998 01:25:22,325 --> 01:25:24,244 Come on, come on! 999 01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:35,088 Nobody is to sit. Everybody come and dance! 1000 01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:54,733 I love you, brother! 1001 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:15,962 Come on. 1002 01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:39,546 Let's stay up all night together. 1003 01:27:42,382 --> 01:27:45,093 Really. Let's talk. 1004 01:27:45,176 --> 01:27:48,555 Talk? Why would you want to talk? 1005 01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:26,468 Alice. 1006 01:29:04,964 --> 01:29:07,509 Ah! Here comes my kissing cousin, Aditi. 1007 01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:09,761 Please, Sister. Please. 1008 01:29:09,844 --> 01:29:12,222 - Hi, lovebirds. - Okay, okay, okay. 1009 01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:15,225 I can only handle one woman at a time. 1010 01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:16,684 Oh, really? 1011 01:29:18,269 --> 01:29:21,356 Don't tire yourself out. Tomorrow's the big night. 1012 01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:23,525 Oh, yeah. And don't corrupt my elder sister, huh? 1013 01:29:23,608 --> 01:29:26,569 You have listened to everyone but Shashi. 1014 01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:34,494 And now we present Shashiji! 1015 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:38,706 My throat is sore, but I'll try. 1016 01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:41,084 I don't like kissing. 1017 01:29:41,167 --> 01:29:43,878 - Typical man. - Head straight here. 1018 01:29:43,962 --> 01:29:47,006 No, really. I get just so confused about what to do. 1019 01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:50,510 Does your tongue go right in? Does it move around? Does it stay still? 1020 01:29:50,593 --> 01:29:54,597 - It just makes me too nervous. - Don't think. Just go with the flow. 1021 01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:58,935 Don't think? I Wish I could do that. 1022 01:29:59,018 --> 01:30:01,121 I'll don't know. I mean, kissing could be great... 1023 01:30:01,145 --> 01:30:03,606 But my mind starts whizzing with the weirdest thoughts... 1024 01:30:03,690 --> 01:30:08,069 and suddenly I'm thinking of some banal, practical thing that needs to be taken care of. 1025 01:30:08,152 --> 01:30:11,197 I don't know what the big deal is. I know all about kissing. 1026 01:30:11,281 --> 01:30:14,075 - Really, baby? - Acha. Everything? 1027 01:30:14,158 --> 01:30:17,287 - Yeah. What's the big deal? - No big deal. 1028 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:20,206 It's gross. You open your mouth, and he sticks his tongue in. 1029 01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:24,794 Yeah, don't you know? That's how older people kiss. 1030 01:30:29,882 --> 01:30:31,801 Sure, let's go. I'm really exhausted, 1031 01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:37,640 - Bye. Bye. - See you. See you, Varun. 1032 01:30:37,724 --> 01:30:39,601 Bye, Varun. 1033 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:51,029 Come on. 1034 01:30:54,407 --> 01:30:57,201 Mama, I want to sleep. 1035 01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:59,245 Okay. 1036 01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:07,128 Hello? 1037 01:31:10,381 --> 01:31:13,176 Yeah, Mr. Culkin. Yeah, one moment. One moment. 1038 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:23,144 - I'll go help, huh? - Okay. 1039 01:31:27,815 --> 01:31:30,318 - Aliya, come. - She's so sleepy. 1040 01:31:30,401 --> 01:31:32,153 Troubling your mother? 1041 01:31:32,236 --> 01:31:34,636 - I'll take her out for a drive. - Okay, fine. 1042 01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:40,828 I don't want ice cream. 1043 01:31:44,248 --> 01:31:47,919 - Strawberry ice cream? - Absolutely no. 1044 01:31:48,002 --> 01:31:50,755 Oh, she's tired and cranky. I thought I'd take her out for a drive. 1045 01:31:50,838 --> 01:31:52,340 Thank you. 1046 01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:55,134 Yeah. Yeah, sorry. 1047 01:31:56,469 --> 01:32:00,139 - Ria? - Ria, what's happening? 1048 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:03,267 Did you see Tej Uncle? That tall old man. 1049 01:32:16,155 --> 01:32:19,617 - What's the matter, Ria? - Just let her go. 1050 01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:23,413 - Huh? Is anything the matter, beta? What is it? - Just let her go. 1051 01:32:23,496 --> 01:32:25,540 - Let her go from what? - From you, you bastard! 1052 01:32:25,623 --> 01:32:27,583 - Are you all right? - Have you gone mad? 1053 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:30,586 I don't know. Maybe she's had a bit too much to drink, huh? 1054 01:32:30,670 --> 01:32:34,090 What happened? 1055 01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:36,676 It wasn't enough that he touched me when I was a girl? 1056 01:32:36,759 --> 01:32:39,470 That wasn't enough? You had to teach Aliya how older people kiss? 1057 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:42,114 - Ria, will you stop this nonsense? - What did you get out of it? 1058 01:32:42,181 --> 01:32:44,851 I didn't even have breasts, you sick man! 1059 01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:46,853 Insolent, crazy girl! 1060 01:32:48,062 --> 01:32:49,856 Seven afternoons. 1061 01:32:49,939 --> 01:32:52,650 Seven afternoons of how older people kiss? 1062 01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:54,569 - Ria. - You took my clothes off. 1063 01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:56,279 - Ria, stop. - “Open your mouth, Ria.” 1064 01:32:56,362 --> 01:32:58,114 - Will you stop it! - Don't touch me! 1065 01:32:58,197 --> 01:33:00,324 Don't touch me! Don't touch me! 1066 01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:03,077 Now he's doing it all over again to Aliya. 1067 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:05,037 She's lying, Lalit. She's lying. 1068 01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:08,499 You don't want to believe me? 1069 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,711 Then fine. I'm not a part of this. 1070 01:33:13,963 --> 01:33:15,882 I'm not a part of you. 1071 01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:20,136 Say something, Lalit. She's lying! 1072 01:33:20,219 --> 01:33:22,930 - She's lying. - You know I don't lie, chachu. 1073 01:33:23,014 --> 01:33:26,184 You know it! You know I don't lie! 1074 01:33:27,435 --> 01:33:29,270 She's lying, Lalit, 1075 01:33:29,353 --> 01:33:31,874 - Unmarried girls like Ria - they make up all these fantasies. - Ria. 1076 01:33:31,898 --> 01:33:33,399 Ria. Ria. 1077 01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:35,568 Ria. Ria. 1078 01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:38,905 Ria, you can't go away like this. Ria, please. Ria. 1079 01:33:45,495 --> 01:33:47,413 She's mad. 1080 01:33:52,210 --> 01:33:54,253 The girl's going crazy. 1081 01:33:59,509 --> 01:34:01,511 Lalit. 1082 01:34:30,790 --> 01:34:33,459 Please, Papa. Please. 1083 01:35:26,512 --> 01:35:29,307 Lalit. Huh? 1084 01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,392 Oh, God. 1085 01:35:36,230 --> 01:35:38,274 I'm falling, Pimmi. Hold me. 1086 01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:21,043 Ria? 1087 01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:25,965 Ria? 1088 01:37:30,011 --> 01:37:32,013 Ria? 1089 01:37:34,223 --> 01:37:36,225 Don't do this, my child. 1090 01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,978 Let's go home. 1091 01:37:40,354 --> 01:37:43,024 Come. I want you to come home with me just now... 1092 01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:45,443 and I don't want to listen to anything, please, huh? 1093 01:37:45,526 --> 01:37:47,445 Just change your clothes and come home with me. 1094 01:37:47,528 --> 01:37:51,198 - I'll wait for you in the other room. - Don't pretend like nothing happened. 1095 01:37:51,282 --> 01:37:53,159 - Ria, I'm not pretending. - You are! You are! 1096 01:37:53,242 --> 01:37:55,828 - You are! - Beta, I don't even know how to console you, Ria. 1097 01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:00,207 What you have gone through, I can't even imagine it. 1098 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,002 I don't understand. What can I do? 1099 01:38:03,085 --> 01:38:05,087 You can do nothing, Uncle. 1100 01:38:07,173 --> 01:38:09,467 Ria, if you don't come home... 1101 01:38:09,550 --> 01:38:11,550 Without you, the wedding can't happen. 1102 01:38:14,764 --> 01:38:16,515 Come home, Ria. 1103 01:38:17,767 --> 01:38:20,352 I don't even know what to do. 1104 01:38:22,772 --> 01:38:27,151 I don't know what to do, Ria. My hands are tied. 1105 01:38:27,234 --> 01:38:31,447 Tej bhai-sahab and our family goes back a very long way. 1106 01:38:31,530 --> 01:38:33,866 We are so indebted to them. 1107 01:38:35,367 --> 01:38:39,663 - Come home, I beg you. - It's not your fault. 1108 01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:43,125 - Then why are you punishing me? - I'm not. 1109 01:38:43,209 --> 01:38:45,169 And your sister and your mother? 1110 01:38:45,252 --> 01:38:49,090 Listen to me, beta. I cannot break up my family. 1111 01:38:50,299 --> 01:38:52,301 I cannot. 1112 01:38:52,384 --> 01:38:54,553 Please don't ask me to make that choice. 1113 01:38:55,596 --> 01:38:59,934 I don't know what Surinder bhai-sahab would have done in my position. 1114 01:39:01,227 --> 01:39:05,898 I know I can never replace your father, but you're my child, na? 1115 01:39:05,981 --> 01:39:08,692 Aren't you my little one? 1116 01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:12,947 My family means everything to me, Ria. 1117 01:39:15,241 --> 01:39:16,867 Please don't leave us. 1118 01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:20,746 Please. 1119 01:39:23,666 --> 01:39:25,584 Ria, if you go... 1120 01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:28,963 everything will break. 1121 01:39:49,775 --> 01:39:51,694 Okay. 1122 01:39:53,237 --> 01:39:55,990 - What's your name, little girl? - Aliya. 1123 01:39:58,617 --> 01:40:00,077 Very nice. 1124 01:40:00,161 --> 01:40:01,871 Very nice. 1125 01:40:01,954 --> 01:40:03,414 Look up. Smile. 1126 01:40:03,497 --> 01:40:05,499 Okay, smile. 1127 01:40:06,584 --> 01:40:09,837 Very nice. Beautiful. What a lovely family. 1128 01:40:12,298 --> 01:40:14,175 - Ma'am? - Ra. 1129 01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:18,596 Come in front. 1130 01:40:18,679 --> 01:40:20,681 Here? 1131 01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:24,810 At the gentleman's feet. 1132 01:40:31,483 --> 01:40:33,068 Hold it. 1133 01:40:33,152 --> 01:40:34,778 Eyes wide open. 1134 01:40:34,862 --> 01:40:37,031 And one, two -. 1135 01:40:37,114 --> 01:40:40,201 Okay. Everybody now smile together and watch the birdie. 1136 01:40:41,118 --> 01:40:44,580 And three. Very good. 1137 01:40:44,663 --> 01:40:48,375 Okay, last picture. Big smile, please. 1138 01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:50,377 Okay, thank you. 1139 01:40:54,924 --> 01:40:57,551 Come, darling. Be blessed by your elders. 1140 01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:08,520 I miss you so much, Papa. 1141 01:41:45,599 --> 01:41:47,559 Come. Come. 1142 01:41:49,311 --> 01:41:51,438 Please. 1143 01:42:21,218 --> 01:42:23,012 Shashiji. 1144 01:42:25,723 --> 01:42:28,203 - Ah. Lalit, I'll go out and receive the guests. - No. 1145 01:42:29,435 --> 01:42:31,395 No. 1146 01:42:32,855 --> 01:42:34,982 You won't receive the groom. 1147 01:42:35,065 --> 01:42:39,194 I can't do this. I can't. I'm sorry. 1148 01:42:39,278 --> 01:42:42,156 - Lalit. - I don't even want you here. 1149 01:42:42,239 --> 01:42:43,741 Please. 1150 01:42:44,950 --> 01:42:46,910 I cannot allow this, Puriji. 1151 01:42:47,995 --> 01:42:50,372 I cannot. 1152 01:42:50,456 --> 01:42:54,501 Both of you just leave my home and my family and go. 1153 01:42:54,585 --> 01:42:56,313 - Lalit, what are you say - - I don't want to say any more. 1154 01:42:56,337 --> 01:42:59,381 Please. Please don't make it worse. 1155 01:42:59,465 --> 01:43:01,175 For such a small thing... 1156 01:43:01,258 --> 01:43:04,738 No, no. I don't want to say anything further. Please don't make it worse. 1157 01:43:06,972 --> 01:43:08,891 These are my children, Puriji... 1158 01:43:08,974 --> 01:43:12,853 and I will protect them from myself even if I have to. 1159 01:43:12,936 --> 01:43:14,897 Please go. 1160 01:44:56,457 --> 01:44:57,624 Ready? 1161 01:45:00,252 --> 01:45:02,880 The soaked in-laws are here. 1162 01:45:06,967 --> 01:45:10,012 Verma family, forge ahead! 1163 01:45:10,095 --> 01:45:11,722 Get drenched, bloody fools! 1164 01:45:26,612 --> 01:45:28,530 Should I wear it? 1165 01:45:33,285 --> 01:45:35,996 Take the groom in. He'll get wet. 1166 01:46:00,437 --> 01:46:02,356 Be happy. 1167 01:46:10,197 --> 01:46:14,409 Long live Mr. and Mrs. Dubey! 1168 01:46:43,313 --> 01:46:44,940 Hey! 1169 01:46:45,023 --> 01:46:46,733 Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 1170 01:46:56,535 --> 01:46:59,288 Dubey! 1171 01:46:59,371 --> 01:47:01,248 Dubey and his lovely bride! 1172 01:47:02,541 --> 01:47:05,377 It's your own tent. You won't get wet. 1173 01:47:17,889 --> 01:47:19,975 One, two. 1174 01:47:20,058 --> 01:47:21,685 One, two. 1175 01:47:25,355 --> 01:47:27,608 Fabulous waterproofing, Dubey! 1176 01:47:53,216 --> 01:47:55,636 The bride is coming! 1177 01:48:00,849 --> 01:48:04,770 Watch out! The wedding garlands! 1178 01:48:24,206 --> 01:48:26,625 My son, Umang! 1179 01:48:26,708 --> 01:48:30,504 My darling son, you're here! 1180 01:48:38,929 --> 01:48:40,972 Bring on the music! 1181 01:49:15,841 --> 01:49:18,969 We finally made an Indian out of you! 1182 01:49:35,485 --> 01:49:38,697 Come on, Mrs. Dubey! Let's dance! 89212