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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:40,604 Come on. 2 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,368 Tommy, I've got one of the buggers. 3 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:43,602 Come on! 4 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:46,770 Fucking get one! 5 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:48,108 I've got one, Tom. 6 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:50,638 Come back! 7 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,689 Bloody job this! 8 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,567 Stay quiet, it might come down. 9 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,399 There's one here on its own. 10 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,164 This one on its own. 11 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,336 Go round the back of him. 12 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,673 Go round the back of him slowly. 13 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,740 We've not come all this way for fuck all. 14 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,581 Go round the back of him slowly. 15 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,918 Oops... 16 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,396 Get it, lad! Get it. 17 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,161 I've got the bastard! 18 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:42,428 You've got it! Get it! 19 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,662 She'll get it! 20 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:45,203 Oh, we've got to get hold of it! 21 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,602 I've got the bastard! 22 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:47,867 Hold it! Hold it! 23 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:48,930 I've got it! 24 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:49,736 What do I do with it? 25 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,674 Get hold of the scruff! Hold it tight! Get hold of it! 26 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:53,372 Help me, will yer! 27 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:04,653 Hold it! 28 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,891 Come here! 29 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:12,190 Take it easy, will you, lad, I've got no chance here... 30 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:18,398 Ah! There's shit all over... look at this! 31 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,851 Watch that, it's scalding hot, son... 32 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,144 I am knackered... 33 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,588 It just wants one good belt on the back of the head, then it'll be stone dead. 34 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,097 Good hard... short, sharp shock. 35 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,202 Come on, let's give it a go. 36 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,999 Just wack it across the napper. 37 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,628 Good heavy blow. 38 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:54,730 But where, though? 39 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,435 The back of the head, across the shoulders, know what I mean? 40 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,711 Put plenty of force into it, son. 41 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:03,646 Go on, go on, go on, go on! 42 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,243 Just whack it. 43 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:08,549 Hit it on the head. 44 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:09,645 Look, look! 45 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:10,416 There's one thing... 46 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,855 What are you waiting for? Hit it. 47 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,552 Listen, we could always sell it as it is. 48 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,287 To that butcher, you're joking. He'd rob us blind. 49 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,225 Give it a belt, will you, Bob. 50 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,355 Oh, you know, you're so good at giving the orders out, you do it. 51 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,296 Come on, when you kill it, I'll skin it. 52 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,391 I'll peel that bleedin' fleece off like peeling an orange. 53 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:23,833 Now just give it a belt. 54 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,894 Come on son, you belt it. 55 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:31,437 Get on this side. Get on this side. 56 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:33,702 Oh, there's me fucking tea! 57 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,873 Jesus... hold the bleedin' thing! 58 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,881 Tommy, I fucking got it! 59 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:37,609 I've got it. 60 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,447 Cor blimey, its' got loads of bottle, ain't it. 61 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:41,248 What do you get off of sheep, anyway? 62 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,084 Foot and mouth disease unless you wear a condom. 63 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,147 Ah, very clever, very droll. Yeah. 64 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,715 I'm serious here, what do you get off it? 65 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,556 Mutton, you dopey bleeder. What do you think you get off it? 66 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,755 Yeah, but what do you mean? Show it me. 67 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,354 Get four legs, don't you. 68 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:55,492 Couple of shoulders, all them chops, feel the ribs there, all of them. 69 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,330 How many chops? 70 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,029 Fucking big bag full. 71 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,369 Oh, serious. Come on, can't you be serious for a minute? 72 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,239 Well count them, feel them. Ten, eleven, twelve... 73 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,777 Hang on, hang on, one... 74 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,403 two... 75 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,572 three, four... 76 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:09,876 Don't be worrying, you'll be getting your share. Come on. 77 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:12,315 Jesus Christ! Can you smell that? 78 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,012 I thought it was you. It's farted! 79 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,213 Come on, let's get it down there. 80 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,755 Hold onto it and I'll get one good shot at its napper. 81 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:17,755 Have you got it? 82 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:20,190 Let's get it down then. Go on, get hold of it. Smack it. 83 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,386 Go on! 84 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,122 How many times have you been in that position with a sheep? 85 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,663 Never mind. Come on, hit it. 86 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,028 Fucking hell! 87 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,166 I should have done this job on me own. You're bleedin' hopeless. 88 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,035 And watch me. Don't hit me. 89 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,697 Just give it. Just give it one. 90 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:35,368 Ready? 91 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,099 Go on. 92 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,006 That's it. Go on! 93 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,310 Fuck it. Let's take it down the butchers. 94 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,312 Get hold of the back end. 95 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:44,441 You shit house. You shit house... 96 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,392 Come on, you twat, look up, look up. 97 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,620 Just give him a honk on the horn. 98 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,458 Give over, with everybody's eyes round here? 99 00:04:59,165 --> 00:04:59,893 Here, I'll tell you what. 100 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,059 You get out, get in the butcher's shop, I'll drive it round the back. 101 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,033 Go. 102 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,296 Be bloody quick, then. 103 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,883 It'll feed the whole bleedin' town, I' telling you. Have a look at that. 104 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,186 Hello, Bob. 105 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:29,160 All right... 106 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:30,388 Ah! You're pulling my pisser, aren't you? 107 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:31,293 What do you mean? 108 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,388 What I mean? That's mutton, that. 109 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,365 Nobody wants mutton these days, they want lamb. 110 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:35,423 Well it hasn't gone out of fashion. 111 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,297 They're still eating it, aren't they? 112 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,358 Yeah, of course. I'm not saying that. 113 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:38,995 You're talking fourteen quid there. 114 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,937 How much? /Fourteen quid, if that. 115 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:41,666 I thought you said... 116 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,436 Hang on... last one I sold I got thirty-odd pound for her. 117 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,237 Not sheep, lad. 118 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,210 On our kid's life! Thirty-odd pound. 119 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:46,745 No. 120 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,440 This is another bollock I've dropped now. 121 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,379 Is there nothing at all you can do for us? 122 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,611 Well have a look at it. It's massive. 123 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,778 Well, let's have a look at it then, Bob. 124 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,247 Oh, Jesus! 125 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,723 Told you it was a big bastard, isn't it? 126 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,316 Big bastard! It fucking stinks! 127 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,658 That's because it's been pissing and shitting all up the sides of my van. 128 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:04,719 Oh, stop moaning! 129 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:06,492 Fucking hell! Can't do owt with that. 130 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,090 We can't take it back to the moors, can we? 131 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:11,398 Listen... listen are you going to fucking kill it for us, and chop it up or what? 132 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,500 Well, get it in back of shop, then. 133 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,973 Fucking hell! Watch you don't pull its fucking head off. 134 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,306 I'd like to pull his head off, I'm telling you. 135 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,242 I'd like to pull yours off! 136 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,542 Do you know you, you've never stopped moaning from this morning. 137 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,046 Come here... 138 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:27,147 Now listen, Bob. 139 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,484 I'll do this if you put that fireplace in for us. 140 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,954 Fair enough, that sounds okay. Yeah. 141 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,285 It's all plumbed in and everything. 142 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:33,985 The bloke did it. I paid him. Done a runner. 143 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,891 Well, you can't trust anyone, that's fair enough lad, yeah, go on. 144 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:36,587 That's all right, yeah? 145 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,357 Yeah, okay, I'll do it. Come on. 146 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,830 Come on lad, get its head head over this bucket. 147 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,335 Okay Bob, get hold of its ears. 148 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,735 Pull its ears back. Go on. 149 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:46,999 Head back, keep hold of him. 150 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:47,801 Just cut it. 151 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,733 Dirty bastard! 152 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,005 Jesus, he's cut its fucking throat! 153 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,638 Before I go to Communion... 154 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:58,775 I will listen carefully to the priest at Mass. 155 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,612 I will tell God that if I am sorry... 156 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,655 if I have spoilt my love for Him... 157 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,521 by choosing something that He does not want. 158 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:10,119 I have nothing to eat or drink for one hour... 159 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:13,359 it is not a very long time and it is to... 160 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,733 it is to remind me of the great Son of God who will come. 161 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,635 Before I go to Communion... 162 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:23,300 I will listen carefully to the priest at Mass. 163 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,843 I will tell God... 164 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,539 I want to grow up like Jesus... 165 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:31,174 and I want to meet Him in Communion. 166 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,011 Very good. Very good. 167 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,282 Thank you, Coleen. Thank you. 168 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:38,953 Now you see... 169 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,324 the Church, well we call it Mother Church... 170 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:46,160 has decided that when a child reaches the age of seven... 171 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,256 the age of reason... 172 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,791 it's time for the parents to prepare them for their first Holy Communion. 173 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:55,432 So the parents must teach that child about the loving family of God... 174 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:59,638 and that their first Communion marks the beginning of a beautiful friendship with Christ. 175 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:15,382 I'll take the vault, lad. 176 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:16,621 Okay, I'll get 'the room'. 177 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,833 Jesus! You've started early, haven't you? 178 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,447 Hello, girls. This could be your lucky day. 179 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,005 Have a look in this basket. 180 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,608 Best mutton. Look at that. Fresh as a daisy. 181 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,084 Two pound fifty the leg. 182 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,519 What do you mean 'no'? A beautiful piece of meat, that. 183 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:45,318 No? You sure? 184 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,723 You don't eat meat? /AII right, love. 185 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:50,960 Hiya, mate. 186 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,327 Look at this bit of flavour, eh... 187 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,922 Iook at this, real English mutton. 188 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,261 Look at that... 189 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,267 I'm sorry, mate. I'm sorry, I'm skint. 190 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:59,361 Skint? I know exactly how you feel, pal... 191 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:00,962 Can I do you a favour, lads? 192 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:01,802 Fair enough... 193 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,703 Hello folks, here you are, have a look at this. 194 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,508 Real English mutton. Look at that. 195 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,843 Beautiful leg of mutton. 196 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,350 Just done it before I came in here. 197 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,715 Hiya, Walt! 198 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,447 Hiya Bob, you all right? 199 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:18,547 Have a look at that for a leg of mutton. 200 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:19,921 Beautiful leg of mutton, that. 201 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:21,960 How much? /Two-fifty. 202 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,360 No, I'II, I'll give you two quid for it. 203 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,192 Two twenty-five. 204 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:26,856 No, two pound or nothing. 205 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,594 Sold to the girl over there. Do you want a bag with it? 206 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:29,464 Yes, please. 207 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,093 There you are, love. Put it in that bag. 208 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,536 Yeah, over there, love. Have a look at them chops. 209 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,403 What d'you reckon, Cissie? D'you want owt? 210 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:36,873 Breast? Chops? 211 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:37,977 How much? 212 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:38,841 One-fifty your chops, love. 213 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,344 Bit warm though, aren't they? 214 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,745 Hello there Paddy, me old son. 215 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:46,616 Not Paddy. 216 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,483 Come to do you a favour, son. 217 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:49,486 Have a look at that. 218 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,886 Now you can fuck off! 219 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,822 I, I, that's not very nice, is it? 220 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,485 Just fuck off... all right? 221 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,222 Who d'you think you're talking to, Paddy, old son? 222 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,627 I'm not a dickhead, you know. 223 00:09:58,698 --> 00:09:59,289 Eh? 224 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,333 Sudden death... or a broken jaw? 225 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,130 Ah, just get your face away before I tread all over you. 226 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:05,795 Okay, Pad. 227 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,600 Any time you like. /Thank you very much. 228 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,231 Anything for the weeken, boys? 229 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,775 Anything at all, lads? 230 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,039 Jesus wept! 231 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:15,842 How'd you go on in that vault? 232 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,509 Crap. Couldn't sell it. Couldn't even give it away. 233 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:19,642 How did you do? 234 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:20,811 Four-and-a half quid. 235 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,717 Four pound fifty! That all? 236 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,120 So where's all this fucking money we're going to make according to you? 237 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,126 Oh, come on Bob, you haven't given it a proper chance yet, have you? 238 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,354 Give over... 239 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:30,725 We'll have to try some other pubs, won't we? 240 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,787 The Carters Arms, the Horse and Jockey and all the others. 241 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,856 I'll even take some of it up to Rhodes. 242 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,424 Well, what do you say? 243 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,237 Okay, yeah. 244 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,329 Can we have a pint first? 245 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,304 Halfs. 246 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:41,840 Halfs. 247 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:42,805 Halfs. 248 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,309 Put your meat on the tray, I'll put it in the back of the van. 249 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,639 'Scuse me, love. Can I have two halves of bitter, please? 250 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,506 Bob. /What? 251 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,608 Order us one of them meat pies, will you, lad? 252 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,154 And a meat pie, love, please. 253 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,193 Hello, Tommy... /Hello, Tony. 254 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,372 By the way, Tommy, any chance of that fiver you owe me? 255 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,101 I give it to young Bob to give you. Hasn't he given it you back? 256 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,005 Nobody's given me anything. 257 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,270 He's a bugger... he gets me into all sorts... 258 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,368 I'll make sure you get it back, son. 259 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,275 Okay, cheers, Tommy... 260 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,142 Ta-ta, pal. 261 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,109 "Send Joe to Lourdes all donations welcome." 262 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,208 There's your pie. 263 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,183 Ta, lad. 264 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,243 How's that young Joey going on? 265 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,720 Little Joey Young? /Aye. 266 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,155 You know me fell off bloody roof. /Aye, I know. 267 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,454 And he wasn't even employed bloody legally, was he? 268 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,392 That means he won't get a penny back. /That's right. 269 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,396 Now joking aside, we're having a bit of a collection. 270 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,056 See if we can send him to Lourdes. 271 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:43,898 Did you hear about the kid from Liverpool in the bloody in the bloody wheelchair they took to Lourdes? 272 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,301 They got him to the water's edge and he couldn't get in because his legs was twisted... 273 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,136 so they had to hire a little crane... 274 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:53,076 and pick him and the wheelchair up... over the water... and submerge him. 275 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,375 And when he come out they all had a look at his legs... 276 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,972 and his legs were still twisted. 277 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,677 But the wheelchair... had two new tyres on it. 278 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,533 Where's the van? /It's gone, hasn't it? 279 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,091 I can see that, you dozy pillock. Where the fuck is it? 280 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,363 Well, I don't know, lad. It was there ten minutes, only. 281 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,961 Well, where's the keys? 282 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,406 You've left them in the van, haven't you? /Yeah. 283 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,173 You dozy fucking bastard! You left them in the van! 284 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:27,803 I've a good mind to... 285 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,110 All right. Hang on. The bleedin' police could have towed it away. 286 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,241 There was no tax, or nothing on it, was there. 287 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,846 Excuse me, love, you've not seen a green van go round here, have you? 288 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:36,979 A what? /A green van. 289 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:37,715 No... 290 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,314 No, why, has somebody pinched it? 291 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,415 I've only been in there ten minutes. 292 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:43,529 You know, they're bastards. Take the eyeballs out of your head here, they would. 293 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:46,432 Hey, lads, you haven't seen a van being taken out of here, have you? 294 00:12:59,011 --> 00:12:59,636 With all the meat in? 295 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,270 Took the lot, Walt. They took everything. 296 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,314 Yeah, they've took the lot. 297 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,645 You know, I can't report this to the police either. 298 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,341 It's not taxed and insured. 299 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,349 Would've cost me fifty sixty quid just to get it through the MOT. 300 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,615 That's twenty quid, innit? /I haven't got it, mate. 301 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,324 Just don't have the money. What am I gonna do, Tommy? 302 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,621 Let's go and have a look. 303 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,364 You haven't seen a van round here, have you, son? 304 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,487 Oh! Where's your key? 305 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,523 How was our Coleen? 306 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,498 Our Coleen were absolutely great. 307 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,797 You should have been there. 308 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,359 Yeah. 309 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,302 Yeah. Father Barry asked her to read. 310 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,239 She just went up... I think I were more nervous than her. 311 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,273 How did you go on? 312 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,636 We got us a sheep. 313 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,538 You want to watch it, Bob. 314 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,105 Somebody catches you. 315 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:12,941 Look... 316 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,883 how much is this Communion going to cost us? 317 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,012 For the dress? 318 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,077 Yeah. 319 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,487 Er... 320 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,752 we can't get her dress without getting her shoes. 321 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:21,554 How much? 322 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:22,389 What's up? 323 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:23,485 Nothing. 324 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,530 What are you snapping at me for? 325 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,589 I'm not snapping, I asked you a question. How much? 326 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,327 God, you only just got in and you're snapping at me. 327 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,335 I'm not snapping. How much? 328 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,803 About seventy, eight quid. 329 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,840 Jesus Christ. 330 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,102 I told you last night it were going to be something like that. 331 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,006 Yeah... 332 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,704 What is wrong with you? 333 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:41,770 Eh? 334 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:47,641 I've had the van nicked. 335 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,347 Oh, Jesus! 336 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,581 Outside the Falcon. 337 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,988 I was only in there for ten minutes with Tommy, flogging the meat. 338 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,889 Come out and me bloody van's gone. 339 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,291 What you going to do? 340 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,852 I can't go to the police, can I. 341 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,563 I had a nice little scaffolding job lined up with that next week. 342 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,067 Two or three days work. 343 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,035 At least it would have kept our heads above water. 344 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:12,604 Now... I've blown it. /Oh... it don't matter. 345 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,941 No wheels. No job. 346 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,279 We'll manage. /How "we'll manage"? 347 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,879 Where we going to find that kind of money? 348 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,580 We're already scratching as it is. 349 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,623 Sommat'll turn up. All right. 350 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,817 Oh yeah? At least with the van... 351 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:29,520 I could have done a few days work. A bit here, a bit there. 352 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,463 But now! Now. I can't get anything. 353 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,727 Look, there's no law that says she has to have a new dress. 354 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,429 I say. /Father Barry won't mind. 355 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,563 I'm not bothered about Father Barry. 356 00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,164 Look, that dress I got her last year, that one'll be fine. 357 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,506 Oh, fine. She walks up the aisle looking like a pauper... 358 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:46,942 while all her mates are clobbered up to the hilt. 359 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,775 Will she heck look like a pauper, don't be daft! 360 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,750 Listen, you had a Communion dress when you... were a kid, didn't you? 361 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,548 Yeah, but... yeah... 362 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,144 Well so will our Coleen. 363 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,221 I don't know how long it takes, or what I've got to do. 364 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,124 Anyway, how long is it? /Only six weeks. 365 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,562 Well she's going to get a dress. 366 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,325 How? /I don't bloody know! 367 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,897 You're talking daft now. 368 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,496 How many bills have we got to pay? Gas, electric. 369 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,905 Phone's already out and you're talking about a dress! 370 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,638 I'm talking about the most important day in our Coleen's life. 371 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,516 Is your dad down the Tenants Association tomorrow? 372 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:32,114 Should be. Why? /Just wondered... 373 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,895 You took your Pill? /I always do. 374 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,403 I always feel like I'm committing a sin. 375 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:02,451 Hey... 376 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,251 We're not fucking animals just because we've got on work, you know... 377 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,957 you're fucking parasites! 378 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,498 Do you know what you want? Eh? 379 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,533 You listen to me, bollocks! 380 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,761 Do you know what you want? 381 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,530 A fucking revolution! 382 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,595 Do you know what I think of you? Eh? 383 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:25,268 Here we go, here we go, here we go... 384 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:32,839 So these two are yours? 385 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,409 Yeah, I've got another one at home, Liam, who is eleven years old. 386 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,977 Right. These are both under five? 387 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,080 Under five, yeah. 388 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:38,919 Is Jimmy in? 389 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,424 Er, yes. He's on the phone, Bob. 390 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,584 Do you want to sit down for a minute. 391 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,627 He shouldn't be that long. 392 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:43,626 Cheers. 393 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,897 So that's, that's your worse problem, the electric, isn't it? 394 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,432 Well, that's my immediate one, yeah. 395 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,762 Right, well, you'll have to leave that with me. 396 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:50,767 I'll have to see what I can... 397 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:54,237 I'll have to speak to somebody else and, you know, I'll see what I can do about that. 398 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,864 Yeah... so what else have you got? 399 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:56,908 And, um... 400 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,969 I had the, the sink in the kitchen leaked for two years... 401 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:05,413 and the water leaked out and ruined all the carpets and everything. 402 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,248 And so I had to replace all the carpets and... 403 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,881 the, um, the Treasury Department sent me a cheque for a hundred and fifty pounds. 404 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:16,291 The carpets cost me four hundred quid... 405 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,350 I've got in here. 406 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,829 Listen, I've got to go to a meeting, Jimmy. /I'm still not happy, man. 407 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:20,830 I've got to go to a meeting, Jimmy. 408 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,333 Well, you're the Labour, you're the Labour Councillor for the estate. 409 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:25,029 I said I'll see to it. 410 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,902 You've said that more times than Soft Mick and it's got them no where. 411 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,498 That's a lie, Jimmy. /Let me tell you this. 412 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,838 You'll not tell me anything. 413 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,901 Wait till we start holding the rent back. 414 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,947 Then you will be in deep shit, my friend. 415 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,811 You're not worth a tripe supper! /No... 416 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,909 And no wonder that Labour keep losing the elections! 417 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:45,154 Wants goosin' with the raw ends of a pineapple, him. 418 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,089 Hello, Bob. How are you? 419 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,421 Hiya, Jimmy. /What is it? 420 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,860 Listen, you still got them rods that Kevin Gill lent you? 421 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,954 Yes, somewhere in the house, lad, yeah. What's up? 422 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,157 Do you think he'd lend them me? 423 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,962 No problem. No problem. 424 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,468 I thought I'd go out and earn myself a few bob rodding a few drains, like. 425 00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,435 You know, it's been raining all week... 426 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,234 Well, why not? Why not? 427 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,001 Give me a couple of hours here. 428 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,702 Slip up to our house and I'll sort them out for you. 429 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,175 Anne and Coleen all right? /Yes, they're fine. 430 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,109 See you later on, son. Bye-bye. 431 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,646 Yeah, cheers. See you. 432 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,389 Hello, love, I'm in the area cleaning drains and I wondered whether you'd like yours doing? 433 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,434 No. I'm a little busy. 434 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,593 I can come back later, if you like. 435 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,296 No, it's all right, thanks. I have my hands full. 436 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,395 Okay. Thank you. 437 00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:41,041 Excuse me, mate... /Yeah? 438 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,671 Do you want your drains doing? /Drains? 439 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,579 Yeah. I'll make a hell of a good job of them, I'll set me rods out, 440 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,548 rod 'em out for you, whatever you want. 441 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,414 No, mate. No, mate. Nothing wrong with these drains. 442 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,680 Did them myself last week. 443 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,051 You sure? /Positive. 444 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,090 Ok, thank you. Fine, see you. 445 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,955 No, no. Thank you very much. We've got somebody that does that. 446 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,585 Okay, thank you, love. Bye. 447 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,527 Can you tell me what exactly you do? 448 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,089 Yeah, what I do basically, is lift your manhole cover off... 449 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,634 put my rods together... /Yeah... hmm-mm... 450 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,227 rod it through and make sure it's clean and clear for you. 451 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,739 Sounds a good idea cos we've had blockages before. 452 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:09,501 Have you? /Yeah. 453 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,065 Oh, then I'm your man. /Sounds good, that. 454 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:15,102 I could get that done and then probably come in and check your bathroom for blockagees up there. 455 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,341 Come in your kitchen, check your kitchen with my plunger. 456 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,906 Sounds great. Just what we need, that. 457 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,110 Get in, you. /Why? 458 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,550 Get in. Shut it. 459 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,315 Listen pal, I don't care what you're flogging... 460 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,549 whatever it is, we don't want it. Now piss off! 461 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,182 All right, mate, yeah, see you. 462 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,820 What have I told you before about going out there with no clothes on and nothing... 463 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,523 I'm in the area doing drains... 464 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,566 and I wondered if you'd like yours cleaned out. 465 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,191 There's nothing wrong with my mains. 466 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,599 I've had them checked. 467 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,193 Nothing at all wrong with my mains. 468 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,206 Not your mains, drains. 469 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,572 No. I've had them checked. There's nothing wrong with them. 470 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,310 Drains! D-r-i... drains! 471 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,505 I keep telling you, there's nothing wrong with my mains. 472 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,012 Not your bloody mains! Your drains! 473 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,343 There's no need for that language. 474 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,211 Oh, aye... 475 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,478 Anyway, I'm not bothered, there's no need for that language at all. 476 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,109 So you don't want your mains doing? 477 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,312 No. /Ta-ta, then. 478 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,075 Ah, Bob! /Morning, Father. 479 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:21,540 Can I help you? 480 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,707 I just wondered if you had any drains that might need rodding out. 481 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,683 Well, that's very good of you. 482 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,448 I have a manhole round the back that needs to be looked at, come on. 483 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,753 You're the right man in the right place. 484 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:41,462 Oh, my God! 485 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:50,769 Yeah. We sometimes have difficulty in flushing the toilets. 486 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,572 That's because all the shit's coming back on you, Father, and getting blocked. 487 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,374 And these drains look as though they're collapsing to me. 488 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,744 You're going to need new ones soon. 489 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,442 Oh, we can't afford it. 490 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:03,079 I'm sure if it wasn't for people like yourself helping us for free, we'd never never get anything done. 491 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,849 Can I help you at all? 492 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,756 No, you step back, Father. I'll carry on with this. I'll soon have done. 493 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,727 Okay, okay. Give us a shout when you're ready and I'll put the kettle on. 494 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,286 Okay, Father, yeah. 495 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:27,736 Oh, shit! 496 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,647 Oh, shit! 497 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,021 Oh! Bloody hell! 498 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:51,100 Oh, Jesus Christ! 499 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,135 Jesus! Jesus! 500 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,365 I think that did the trick, Bob. 501 00:22:57,442 --> 00:23:00,502 I think so, Father. /Oh, my God... 502 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:08,284 I hope that fits you, Bob. /Thank you, Father. 503 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,156 Every man has the right to work, Bob... 504 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:17,025 and should not be subjected to the butt of criticism when he fails to find it... 505 00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:18,722 through no fault of his own. 506 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,025 It doesn't work like that though, Father. 507 00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:21,656 No, but it should. 508 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,598 That's the way things are nowadays. 509 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,332 Come on, and help yourself to the biscuits. 510 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,394 Thank you. 511 00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,881 About Coleen's Communion... /Yeah? 512 00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:41,850 There's no reason for you and Anne to be going into any debt because of it. 513 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,353 We'll manage, Father. 514 00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:47,181 Middle-class parents don't spend half as much. 515 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,723 That's because their kids run round in new clothes all the time. 516 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:53,822 You can celebrate Communion without any fuss or expense. 517 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,766 Oh, I know it's a Catholic tradition to lash out on... 518 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,497 dress, flowers and photographs... 519 00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:00,697 but it isn't necessary. 520 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,535 But that's all part of it. 521 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,507 Love and prayer is enough, Bob. 522 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:07,268 I don't want our Coleen missing out, Father. 523 00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,209 She won't. 524 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,645 When she walks up that aisle... 525 00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:11,682 I want her to look as smart as the rest of them. 526 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,183 Which she will. 527 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:16,880 This is her big day. /Yes, I know that. 528 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,389 And ours. This is once in a life time. 529 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:29,025 You'll not be... embarrassed if I suggest something? 530 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,465 Depends. 531 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:36,067 The school has dresses available to people who can't afford... 532 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,736 just for the day. 533 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,440 You mean cast-offs. /Not at all. 534 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,949 I'm talking about dresses that have been donated. 535 00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:48,110 You're talking about dresses that kids have worn. 536 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,654 In immaculate condition. /No thanks, Father. 537 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,319 No one else would know. 538 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:56,883 Anne and I would. 539 00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:02,932 It'll cost you a pretty penny, Bob. 540 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,833 We'll manage somehow, Father. 541 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:05,927 We'll manage. 542 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:26,449 Bye, now. 543 00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:38,259 Have you worked since you last signed? 544 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:39,268 No. 545 00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:46,737 Hello, lad. You just been to sign on? 546 00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:47,539 Yeah... 547 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,341 Look, I'm sorry about the other day with the van. 548 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:50,108 Ah, forget it, mate. 549 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,479 No, it were my fault. I should've been more bloody careful. 550 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,883 Anyway, listen. You can now do me a favour. 551 00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:55,920 Anything. What is it? 552 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:57,589 Go and get yourself signed on... 553 00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:58,490 then we'll go and have a nobble. 554 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,287 Just do us a favour, try and pick a few winners. 555 00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:01,882 I can't pick my bloody nose. 556 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,626 Right, right, come on! 557 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:47,698 Go on dad, have a shot at it. 558 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:49,640 Goal! 559 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,539 Our kid's back! /Is she? 560 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,838 Yeah... /Where is she? 561 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:53,878 In there with me mum. 562 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:54,604 Where's Sean? 563 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:56,670 Gone to the shops. She's give us two quid. 564 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,147 Two quid! She must be loaded. 565 00:26:58,216 --> 00:26:59,615 Pick this out, son. 566 00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:03,285 Oh, yes, there's a gap! 567 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,549 Oh! What a save! 568 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,715 A goal! 569 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:18,768 How are you, kid? 570 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:19,701 Fine, dad. 571 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:22,467 You all right? 572 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,700 Yeah... 573 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:26,107 Turn that bloody head-banging gear off, will you, love? 574 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:28,802 Blimey, it's a wonder you've got any ear drums left. 575 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,310 Where's your mum? /She's on the loo. 576 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,509 Is she? /Hm-mm... 577 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:35,245 So how are you doing? /I'm okay. 578 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,153 Well, you look okay, just got little black marks under your eyes, though. 579 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:39,781 Dad, that, that's me make-up. 580 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,348 Make-up? /Yeah. 581 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:43,189 Well, you look a little bit washy. 582 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:43,920 Washy? 583 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,326 Well, rundown, yeah. 584 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:48,195 Are your eating properly? /Yeah, I feel great. 585 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:49,563 Well how's the flat doing? 586 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:50,794 It's great! 587 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,234 Paying your rent every week? 588 00:27:52,303 --> 00:27:53,793 You bloody make sure you do. /Hi, Tom. 589 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:54,497 Shift your arse... 590 00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:55,129 Yeah, all right. 591 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:56,730 There's some tater'ash in the pan. 592 00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:57,502 Is it hot? 593 00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:58,837 Yeah. Just cooked it. 594 00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:00,275 Get myself a bowl now. 595 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,546 Oh, by the way, er... madam... 596 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:04,775 how long are you staying this time? 597 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,077 Oh, a couple of hours. 598 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,709 We're going down to the market in Middleton. 599 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:08,878 Shouldn't be too long, though. 600 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:11,387 Eh, she bloody changed, ain't she? She looks well. 601 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,549 Not so long ago we were dragging her in off the bloody grass... 602 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,492 and changing her drawers and putting her to bed, eh? 603 00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:17,459 Don't be disgusting. 604 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,757 Ta-ta, then... 605 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:20,758 All right, Tracey? 606 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,595 Let's get going. /Let me just do me hair. 607 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:24,499 Your hair's all right. /No, it's not. 608 00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:25,433 Yeah, it is. 609 00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:26,800 Has he still not got a job yet? 610 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,635 No... just goes down and signs on, that's it. 611 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,141 Doing his head in. 612 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:33,268 Sending him mental, it is. 613 00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,642 Still, you've landed on your feet, haven't you? /Yeah. 614 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,908 So you're doing all right, are you, babe? 615 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:38,414 Yeah, and it pays well. 616 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:43,050 Tommy, don't put that plate on that table, you'll burn it. 617 00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:46,284 Bloody hell, it's not going on bloody Antiques Road Show, is it, May? 618 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:48,591 So what is you're doing exactly? 619 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,684 Sales... 620 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:50,853 What, selling? /Yeah. 621 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:51,759 Selling what? 622 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,799 Um... selling perfume, make up. 623 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,891 Selling that stuff? Bloody hell! 624 00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:58,629 Over a hundred quid a week. 625 00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:00,068 You get a hundred quid a week! 626 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,628 Yeah, with commission, though. 627 00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:02,968 You couldn't do us a favour, could you? 628 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:03,598 Go on. 629 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:06,701 Bottle all my experience in the engineering game, which is over thirty years, by the way... 630 00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:08,405 cor blimey, we'd all make a fortune. 631 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,640 I'll just get me coat. 632 00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:11,614 Still no luck then, no? 633 00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,708 There's nothing doing anyway, love, is there? 634 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:16,049 Fresh air sandwiches here at Christmas, I'm afraid. 635 00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:20,748 Here you are, dad. 636 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,190 What's that? 637 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,557 Get yourself a drink. 638 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,256 Don't want that, chuck. 639 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,821 Honest, things are not that bad. 640 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:29,526 If it was mine, he'd take it off me. 641 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,034 May, that would be different wouldn't it? 642 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:33,400 Oh, dad! I treated me mum and the lads... 643 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:34,961 She's loaded now, Tommy. 644 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,973 She can afford it. /Go on. 645 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,838 You sure? /Yeah, here you are. 646 00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:44,180 Tell you what... when I win the pools... 647 00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:47,508 I'll buy you a George Formby long player, okay? 648 00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:49,185 Right, Tracey. 649 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:50,619 See you later, Tommy. 650 00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:52,155 See you... bye. 651 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:17,910 Hiya. 652 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:21,781 Do you... still do Communion dresses? 653 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,821 Yeah, we do. Is it for the little girl? /Yes. 654 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:24,980 Right, okay, um... 655 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:27,392 well do you want me to through the prices with you first? 656 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:27,858 Please. 657 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:30,053 Okay, um, do you want a full outfit? 658 00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:33,827 Yeah, we do. Yeah. /Right. 659 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:35,957 Our dresses start from fifty pounds... 660 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:37,831 and they go up to ninety pounds. 661 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:39,426 Then you want a head-dress. 662 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:42,234 That's a really nice ring of flowers you get... 663 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,309 they're three twenty-five up to five ninety-nine. 664 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:47,469 Then you want, um, a veil... 665 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:50,446 from five ninety-nine up to nine ninety-nine. 666 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:53,311 Oh, unless of course you want us to provide you with a consett... 667 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:54,544 What's that? 668 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:56,814 It's the head-dress and the veil combined. 669 00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:59,322 It's actually what most people are buying these days. 670 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,085 It would look really lovely on her. 671 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,682 How much is it? 672 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,491 Um... they're sixteen ninety-nine up to twenty-nine ninety-nine. 673 00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:09,658 Oh, and then, you want white gloves two ninety-nine. 674 00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:12,392 Is that it... is that it? /Yes. 675 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,138 Well... 676 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,834 do you want to go home and have a think about it? 677 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:20,942 Yeah... yeah, I think we should. 678 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:25,412 No, there's no point. We'll go for it. 679 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,582 Where are we going to find a hundred and fifteen quid? 680 00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:33,417 A hundred and five. You've already put ten down, haven't you? 681 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,755 Oh, yeah. And that's why we're walking home instead of getting a bus. 682 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,556 Will you just shut up... 683 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,756 And there's the shoes. We've got to get the shoes as well, another twenty quid. 684 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:40,855 We'll find it. Don't worry about it. 685 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:42,263 Oh, yeah. Mister Moneybags! 686 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,459 Will you shut up! 687 00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:45,126 Well, it's bloody stupid, isn't it? 688 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,864 Oh, stop moaning, woman! /Coleen, come on, hurry up! 689 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:50,070 When am I getting my dress? 690 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,938 Soon as all the alterations have been made. 691 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:53,367 What? 692 00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:54,911 Then you'll get your dress. Soon as the alterations have been made. 693 00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:56,571 Jesus! Can't you just shut up! 694 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:58,047 Don't take it out on her! 695 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,983 She can wrap you right round her little finger. 696 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,644 Get hold of her hand crossing this road. 697 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:04,510 Right. Come on, hurry up. 698 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,616 Anyway, it's so happens, I've made meself a few quid. 699 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:09,990 You what? 700 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:11,792 Whoops, eh... 701 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,923 I had a 25p win yankee on the horses and it's come up. 702 00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:15,431 Well why... 703 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,694 Don't tell that Tommy, though or he'll be tapping us. 704 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,201 Why didn't you tell me? 705 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,793 I was letting you sweat a bit. 706 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,270 Right, how much? 707 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,399 Right, Coleen, what I'm going to tell you now... 708 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,909 I want you to listen to me very, very carefully. Okay? 709 00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:31,309 Well, you know about Our Lord, don't you, he was crucified on the cross... 710 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:34,283 well... the night before he was crucified... 711 00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:36,616 he... he got all his mates round... 712 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:37,916 round a big cable... 713 00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:39,320 and they had a big tea. 714 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,824 Did he eat beans like us? 715 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,588 I think he probably ate his up. 716 00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:44,650 Oh, very clever. 717 00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:47,322 Get in the kitchen, I'm doing me best here. 718 00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:50,723 The reason he had all his mates round for this tea... 719 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,861 was because he knew he was going to die. 720 00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:54,199 How did he know? 721 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,536 Well, because he's Christ. Christ knows everything! 722 00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:59,075 Why couldn't he run away? /Oh, bloody hell! 723 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,667 Don't they teach you anything at school? 724 00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:02,007 Well, they told me about confession. 725 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,571 Oh, forget confession, get confession right out of your head. 726 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,618 We're not talking about confessions, we're talking about Communion. 727 00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:10,755 Right, what happened... Jesus gets His Disciples... 728 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,814 Who's telling this, Anne, me or you? 729 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:14,357 You! 730 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:17,724 We'll be out here all night... way you're telling it. 731 00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:22,532 So what he did was, He got all his mates there like... 732 00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:25,393 and He picks up a piece of bread... 733 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:28,564 and He takes like... a piece of the bread off like that... 734 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,834 and He holds it up to His mates... 735 00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:32,034 and He says... 736 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:36,911 "This is me. This is my body." 737 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:38,278 Right? 738 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,214 And then He He got hold of His cup... 739 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:41,774 What's the next one, Anne? 740 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,013 "This is my blood." 741 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,555 Oh, aye... picks up His cup, or his goblet... 742 00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:46,920 and He says to His mates... 743 00:33:46,991 --> 00:33:48,618 "this is my blood." 744 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,957 Yeah, but I don't want to drink Christ's blood. 745 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,463 It's not real blood! It's just a glass of wine! 746 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:56,261 How come you said that it were blood, then? 747 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:59,428 Because it means like... it's the blood of Christ... 748 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:02,735 it represents the blood of Christ. It's blood and it's wine. 749 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,539 Do you understand now? 750 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,872 You don't, do you? 751 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,739 It's like... it's like when you die, you go to Heaven. 752 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:16,544 Aye, well, if you've had no... if you've not had your Holy Communion you can't get in. 753 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,111 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 754 00:34:18,189 --> 00:34:18,621 No. 755 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,520 Well, look at me. /I'm looking. 756 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:24,891 He gives you the present of life so that when you die you can go to Heaven. 757 00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:28,125 If you don't have Communion, you can't go to Heaven. 758 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,690 Now do you understand? /No. 759 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:32,030 Oh, bloody hellfire! 760 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:35,903 Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, five... 761 00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:36,735 Thanks, love. 762 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:38,634 Bye, now. 763 00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:44,376 All right, Bob? 764 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:45,313 Hello, Ted. 765 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:47,277 Do you know a bloke called Gilbert? 766 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:47,976 Gilbert? 767 00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:49,576 Yeah, small guy, moustache. 768 00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:51,986 He's a smart-arse. He owes Tansey money. 769 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:53,148 No. I don't know him, mate. 770 00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:54,748 I just wondered if you'd seen him about. 771 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,157 No. Don't know him. 772 00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:57,194 Bye... 773 00:34:58,629 --> 00:34:59,561 All right, Tracey? 774 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,426 I can't really give you that money... 775 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:03,524 Never mind you can't give it me. You know what the trouble is... 776 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,161 It doesn't matter about the kids. We want the money. All right? 777 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,371 Yes, mate? 778 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,813 Dave Ward sent me down. I'm looking for a guy called Mike. 779 00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:19,850 Yeah? 780 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,680 He said there might be a couple of nights work here. 781 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,487 Didn't realise that we were advertising for a fucking pot collector. 782 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:28,320 Right. I suppose I'd better get you kitted out. 783 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:31,093 That's all we fucking need... 784 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:35,790 You worked in the clubs before, mate? 785 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,358 Well, I did two years in the bar... bar at the Milbeck. 786 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,233 Do you know what the job entails? 787 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,101 Well, I can handle myself, if that's what you mean. 788 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:43,765 What sort of training do you do? 789 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:44,865 Training? 790 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,901 See, training's looking after yourself. 791 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,344 I play table tennis now and then. 792 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,744 Do you know what sort of club this is? 793 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:51,509 He's a comedian. 794 00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:53,447 Well, I can see it's not a fucking ballroom dancing club! 795 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,349 No, this is a rave club, dummy! 796 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:57,580 Do you know how to do a proper body search? 797 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,417 I'll soon learn. 798 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:02,687 Do you know how to handle people when they threaten you with knives and guns... 799 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,785 Well, we all get together, don't we, and sort it out? 800 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:05,920 It's like the old day... 801 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,329 Yeah, it's as simple as that. It 'eight' fisticuffs at dawn. 802 00:36:08,399 --> 00:36:10,264 Let's see what we got in me toy box for you. 803 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:17,064 Oh, Jesus Christ! It stinks, man. 804 00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:20,774 You're joking, aren't you? /It's a Riko's jacket, that one. 805 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,210 Yeah, it's to keep the muggers away. 806 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,747 Shark repellant, I think... 807 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:25,208 That's it... 808 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,477 Iovely... 809 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:28,841 Looks younger already. 810 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,251 I wouldn't go that fucking far! 811 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:31,720 Overstatement, sorry! 812 00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:33,051 Mutton dressed as lamb. 813 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:35,183 Be on the Clothes Show next. 814 00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:36,851 Leave it out, boys. 815 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,590 I've only come for a fucking job, not an audition as a comedian. 816 00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:41,423 Pants. 817 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,830 Where do I put these on? 818 00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:44,264 Just stick 'em on now. 819 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:45,267 He's shy now... 820 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:49,595 Have you got something different to us, eh? 821 00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:51,505 We'll find out what a real man he is. 822 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,601 Show us what you white boyes have got. 823 00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:59,244 Whoa! Cool man, look at them undies. 824 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:00,443 Fucking hell, he's got a sunbed! 825 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:04,113 Do you shave them legs or wax them? 826 00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:04,882 What? 827 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:08,822 Thought you said I was working with professionals. 828 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,053 He's a fucking pervert! 829 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:12,527 Doesn't hang on the door though, do you fucking Eric! 830 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,189 Hey, easy, get off me case. 831 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,358 Not so much a Chippendale, more an MFI. 832 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:18,233 Hey, Bob... 833 00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:21,635 he went "wait" training once. Stood at a bus stop for half-an-hour. 834 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,169 The track is... 835 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,402 you're in three nights a week. 836 00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:27,137 Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. 837 00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:28,701 Fifty-five quid a night. 838 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:31,407 In at ten o'clock, any later, you're out. 839 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:33,177 No drinking and smoking on duty. 840 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,345 If you're found with a drink or a fag in your hand... you're out. 841 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,751 And no fucking around with the women. 842 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:39,119 Yeah, I know, "Or your out!" 843 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:47,715 Get us a drink! 844 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:49,553 She's got something... 845 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:17,805 Tracey! 846 00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:20,144 Jesus Christ! /Bob! 847 00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:21,741 Listen! Are you out of your head or what? 848 00:40:21,819 --> 00:40:22,444 What? 849 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,385 Don't give me that! I just stood and watched you! 850 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:25,649 It's only... 851 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:26,951 I'm not on about that! 852 00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:29,288 Everyone's at it in here. That's why the place is rocking! 853 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,190 I've just seen you! 854 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,752 You've just passed something to a bloke down there and he's giving you money. 855 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,889 You're a pusher! Come on, I'm taking you home. /Get off me! 856 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,330 Your dad will bleedin' kill you! /Will you let go of me! 857 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,867 Come on, I'm taking you home an all... 858 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,493 Is this the ponce you're pushing for? 859 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:41,367 Listen, mate! /You fucking get off! 860 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:46,376 Fucking get down there, you bastard! /You fucking twat! 861 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:50,210 I'll kill you, you bastard! /He's a fucking lunatic! 862 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,433 What's the fucking score then, eh? 863 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:14,630 He's a fucking drug pusher! 864 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:16,195 Has anyone seen any fucking drugs? 865 00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:17,831 He's seen fuck all! Fuck him off! 866 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:20,433 No! Fucking keep him, I'll sort it out... 867 00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,877 The girl's that pushing for him, I know her! 868 00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:23,811 Yeah? /Yeah. 869 00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:25,405 We fucking know her. She's a fucking slag! 870 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,041 Her fucking father's a friend of mine! 871 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:27,776 Who gives a fuck! 872 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:30,082 Look at the fucking state of your jacket. Get it off! 873 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,418 You're nothing but a fucking balloon, you are. 874 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,253 Don't fucking need you here. Look... 875 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,587 fucking twenty quid. 876 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,718 Be fucking grateful you got that, you cunt. 877 00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:38,784 Does that mean I'm fucking fired? 878 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:41,354 Yeah, count yourself lucky! /You fucking bastard! 879 00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,228 "Drug alert no to drugs Say no to drugs" 880 00:41:45,302 --> 00:41:46,064 Come on! 881 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:56,012 Come on, Rambo. 882 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,547 Oh leave it out, love. 883 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,009 I hardly touched you. 884 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:03,751 All right... 885 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:04,879 Hope so... 886 00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,684 I'll tell you what, you're going to have a shower and in the morning... 887 00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:14,595 Try this, love... 888 00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:16,132 Bad... 889 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,666 now this is going to sting. 890 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:23,996 I don't know where to start. 891 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,700 Keep still! 892 00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,005 Jesus Christ, it stings! 893 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,357 Morning, Bob. /Morning, Tommy... 894 00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:44,792 Bloody hell, it's nippy, isn't it, lad? 895 00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:46,295 Right through the bones now, mate. 896 00:42:47,197 --> 00:42:49,461 Eye-eye! You been looking through key holes? /Get away... 897 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:51,524 What have you done to your eye? /Had a bit of a fight last night. 898 00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:54,070 Fighting? Bet the other fella doesn't go to school this morning. 899 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:55,765 I tried me hand at that bouncing game. 900 00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:58,399 You must be a bloody crackpot, that's only for young bulls, that, lad. 901 00:42:58,475 --> 00:42:59,840 Wages, Tommy. Wages. 902 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:00,842 What did Anne say? 903 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,277 Well, I got slung, didn't I, so there's not much she can say, is there now? 904 00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:04,678 What, you got the sack on your first night? 905 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:05,442 Well and truly. 906 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:06,813 Just as bloody as well. 907 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:08,613 Listen, this mate of yours, you know, is he all right or what? 908 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:10,551 Sound as a pound. I've worked with him loads of times. 909 00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,350 And what's this job we're doing, and where are we going? 910 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,617 I don't know where it is and what we're doing. 911 00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:15,818 I told you everything I know. That's all I know. 912 00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:16,655 Digging up turf? 913 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:18,752 Yeah, he's a bloody ladscape gardener. 914 00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:19,955 Here he is now. 915 00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:23,798 Jesus, look at the state of it. 916 00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:28,895 All right, Dixie? 917 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:30,371 This your mate? /Yeah. 918 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,806 Jump in the back. /Sound as a pound. 919 00:43:33,974 --> 00:43:34,804 Give us a shout when you're in. 920 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,103 Okay... okay! 921 00:43:41,048 --> 00:43:42,208 Not worth getting out of bed for. 922 00:43:42,282 --> 00:43:45,012 Go away! A tenner for two hours work's not bad, is it? 923 00:43:45,085 --> 00:43:47,053 We'll be back home before the kids go to school. 924 00:43:47,121 --> 00:43:48,588 Why can't we get involved in laying it? 925 00:43:48,655 --> 00:43:50,122 We'd make a few more bob out of that. 926 00:43:50,891 --> 00:43:52,984 He's got another gang there doing it, that's why. 927 00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,550 He's got a couple of gangs working for him then, has he? 928 00:43:54,628 --> 00:43:55,322 Got loads fellas working for him. 929 00:43:55,396 --> 00:43:57,421 He has one gang cutting it, one gang laying it. 930 00:43:57,498 --> 00:43:59,125 But he's got gangs all over the bloody country. 931 00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:00,996 Does loads of work, you know, Dixie. 932 00:44:01,068 --> 00:44:03,536 You'd think he'd have a decent van... Jesus Christ! 933 00:44:03,604 --> 00:44:07,938 What does he want a decent van for, for bloody old soil and wheelbarrows and spades! 934 00:44:08,008 --> 00:44:13,344 That's pushed my piles back about a fortnight. 935 00:44:46,313 --> 00:44:48,144 All right, let's get these shovels moving here. 936 00:44:48,215 --> 00:44:49,011 Eh, where are we? 937 00:44:49,082 --> 00:44:49,878 The Con Club. 938 00:44:49,950 --> 00:44:51,440 Conservative Club? /Yeah. 939 00:44:51,518 --> 00:44:53,349 We're not nicking their fucking turf, are we? 940 00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:54,717 You're not a Tory, are you? /No. 941 00:44:54,788 --> 00:44:56,585 Well what are you worried about then? 942 00:44:56,657 --> 00:44:58,818 Yeah, the caretaker lives miles away, there's no problem... 943 00:44:58,892 --> 00:45:01,156 all you've got to do... is heads down... arses up... 944 00:45:01,228 --> 00:45:03,492 let's get into gear and make a couple of bob, come on... 945 00:45:08,035 --> 00:45:09,161 Here you are, Kevin Keegan. 946 00:45:09,236 --> 00:45:10,601 You get over here and take this corner... 947 00:45:11,672 --> 00:45:12,400 Hurry up... 948 00:45:12,473 --> 00:45:13,531 What am I going to do? 949 00:45:13,607 --> 00:45:17,236 Roll them over and take them back to the wagon... 950 00:45:17,311 --> 00:45:18,278 Come here... 951 00:45:18,345 --> 00:45:21,803 Keep in a straight line, make them about a foot long... 952 00:45:21,882 --> 00:45:23,281 so you can roll them up like a carpet... 953 00:45:23,350 --> 00:45:25,284 Here you are, dopey arse, you get over here. 954 00:45:25,352 --> 00:45:27,479 Now go in sections as fast as you can... 955 00:45:27,554 --> 00:45:29,488 a couple of barows and we're up the road, all right! 956 00:45:37,631 --> 00:45:39,565 Now come, Dean, hurry up, lad, will you! 957 00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:51,677 Too early for this sort of stuff for me. I've got a bad back. 958 00:45:52,446 --> 00:45:56,007 Hey you, can't you keep up with me here or what? 959 00:46:00,587 --> 00:46:02,077 Oh, keep them neat, will you, lad... 960 00:46:02,155 --> 00:46:04,555 come on, Tommy just make it safe there... 961 00:46:30,617 --> 00:46:31,242 Oi! 962 00:46:37,791 --> 00:46:39,691 Oh no! 963 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,523 Communist bastards! 964 00:46:42,763 --> 00:46:44,788 We can pick up a roller from a scrap-yard dirt cheap. 965 00:46:44,865 --> 00:46:47,356 All you want then is a roll of twine, a couple of pegs... 966 00:46:47,434 --> 00:46:49,959 couple of banjoes, a plank, a wheelbarrow and a rake. 967 00:46:50,037 --> 00:46:51,436 We're on our way. 968 00:46:51,505 --> 00:46:52,972 Yeah, to do the businesses properly. 969 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,905 Now, it all depends if I get my hands on a van. 970 00:46:54,975 --> 00:46:56,636 Just put an advert in the local paper. 971 00:46:56,710 --> 00:46:57,836 And I'll need me phone putting in. 972 00:46:57,911 --> 00:46:59,708 Correct. As soon as a local punter rings up... 973 00:46:59,780 --> 00:47:01,145 I go down, measure the job... 974 00:47:01,214 --> 00:47:03,876 go nick the turf, lay it down, get paid all in the same day. 975 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,009 You ever done it before? 976 00:47:05,085 --> 00:47:07,781 Dead easy, lad, like laying carpet tiles, isn't it? 977 00:47:07,854 --> 00:47:09,253 Just make sure the underneath's dead flat. 978 00:47:09,323 --> 00:47:10,153 Where do we get the turf from? 979 00:47:10,223 --> 00:47:11,520 Parks, gardens, cemeteries... 980 00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:13,150 And Conservative Clubs! 981 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:14,784 Well that's the best quality stuff. 982 00:47:14,861 --> 00:47:16,624 We get a few extra bob for that, don't we? 983 00:47:16,697 --> 00:47:17,959 But I've got to get a van. 984 00:47:18,031 --> 00:47:19,862 Where we going to get a van from? 985 00:47:28,675 --> 00:47:32,702 To ensure tenancy arrangement under the private landlords... 986 00:47:32,779 --> 00:47:34,770 So, where does the difference come in? 987 00:47:34,848 --> 00:47:36,873 The difference is you've got no you've got no protection... 988 00:47:50,697 --> 00:47:52,358 If you get any problems at all, give us a shout. 989 00:47:52,432 --> 00:47:53,763 Yeah, okay. 990 00:47:53,834 --> 00:47:55,028 Hello, Bob. /Hello, Jimmy. 991 00:47:55,102 --> 00:47:56,034 This is my son-in-law, Bob. 992 00:47:56,103 --> 00:47:57,092 Pleased to meet you... 993 00:47:57,170 --> 00:47:59,195 This is Ken Rider, councillor. 994 00:47:59,272 --> 00:48:00,671 Second prize again, eh? 995 00:48:00,741 --> 00:48:02,436 I hope you got it fighting for the working class. 996 00:48:02,509 --> 00:48:03,567 I've got to go now. 997 00:48:03,644 --> 00:48:04,668 Give us a ring. /Nice one. 998 00:48:04,745 --> 00:48:05,609 No problem. 999 00:48:07,414 --> 00:48:08,073 All right, son. 1000 00:48:08,148 --> 00:48:09,445 Listen... 1001 00:48:09,516 --> 00:48:11,279 I'm after a van. You don't know anyone, do you? 1002 00:48:11,351 --> 00:48:12,511 A van? 1003 00:48:12,586 --> 00:48:14,053 Yeah, nothing fancy. 1004 00:48:14,121 --> 00:48:15,019 Have you got the money? 1005 00:48:15,088 --> 00:48:16,020 Depends on the price. 1006 00:48:16,089 --> 00:48:17,579 But without a van I can't work. 1007 00:48:17,658 --> 00:48:20,684 Er... hang on, I'm sure there's a card come in yesterday. 1008 00:48:20,761 --> 00:48:21,591 Cheers, Jimmy. 1009 00:48:24,197 --> 00:48:25,391 Yeah... this is it. 1010 00:48:25,465 --> 00:48:26,727 This is it. 1011 00:48:29,269 --> 00:48:31,066 Only come in yesterday this, Bob. 1012 00:48:32,172 --> 00:48:34,663 Let's look at that. Two-sixty! 1013 00:48:34,741 --> 00:48:36,368 Well he won't rip you off, you know... 1014 00:48:36,443 --> 00:48:37,808 you know Cliff, don't you? 1015 00:48:37,878 --> 00:48:40,904 Cliff... oh, is that the little guy always wears a boiler suit full of grease? 1016 00:48:40,981 --> 00:48:42,073 Lives on Hollins. 1017 00:48:42,149 --> 00:48:43,776 I'll give that a look at, cheers. 1018 00:48:44,785 --> 00:48:46,446 You're looking a mess, you know, son. 1019 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,078 I feel a mess. 1020 00:48:48,155 --> 00:48:50,282 Listen, what did this Communion dress cost you? 1021 00:48:50,357 --> 00:48:51,585 Oh, has our Anne been talking? 1022 00:48:51,658 --> 00:48:53,148 Anne hasn't mentioned it, son. 1023 00:48:53,226 --> 00:48:55,319 Young Coleen's been coming around telling me all about it... 1024 00:48:55,395 --> 00:48:56,453 and I put two and two together... 1025 00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:58,555 you know, it must have cost you a bomb. 1026 00:48:59,566 --> 00:49:01,193 Yeah, a good few quid, yeah. 1027 00:49:01,268 --> 00:49:02,462 But I'll manage. 1028 00:49:02,536 --> 00:49:05,096 Aye, so I see. Look. /No, you look! 1029 00:49:05,172 --> 00:49:06,935 I've got a lot of respect for you, Jimmy... 1030 00:49:07,007 --> 00:49:08,440 but this is none of your business. 1031 00:49:08,508 --> 00:49:09,805 Bobby... we're family. 1032 00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:12,242 Look, I got meself in this mess, I'll get meself out. 1033 00:49:12,312 --> 00:49:13,870 Not through the Church you won't, son. 1034 00:49:13,947 --> 00:49:15,312 What's the Church got to do with it? 1035 00:49:15,382 --> 00:49:17,043 Because you're looking for answers and there isn't any... 1036 00:49:17,117 --> 00:49:18,948 because they're part of the problem. 1037 00:49:19,019 --> 00:49:21,783 Look, you've got your beliefs... 1038 00:49:21,855 --> 00:49:23,948 I've got mine. Okay? 1039 00:49:24,024 --> 00:49:26,219 No, what you've got is fear. 1040 00:49:26,293 --> 00:49:29,091 And five Hail Marys ain't going to help what ails you. 1041 00:49:29,162 --> 00:49:30,891 Because all this religious mumbo-jumbo... 1042 00:49:30,964 --> 00:49:34,058 all it does is tire your mind and stop you thinking for yourself. 1043 00:49:34,134 --> 00:49:37,103 Look, Jimmy, the last thing I need right now is a lecture. 1044 00:49:37,170 --> 00:49:38,501 Or a sermon. 1045 00:49:38,572 --> 00:49:40,437 No what you need is a job and there aren't any. 1046 00:49:40,507 --> 00:49:42,475 Oh, now tell us something I don't know. 1047 00:49:42,542 --> 00:49:46,603 When you're a worker, it 'rains stones' seven days a week. 1048 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,580 And then it pisses down on me. 1049 00:49:48,648 --> 00:49:49,979 Ah, not only on you, Bob... 1050 00:49:50,050 --> 00:49:52,416 you see, you're walking around with this individual guilt... 1051 00:49:52,486 --> 00:49:54,886 and this is what they want. It's destroying you. 1052 00:49:54,955 --> 00:49:57,355 God knows, you know, given half the chance I know you're a grafter. 1053 00:49:57,424 --> 00:49:59,051 It's not done us much good, though, has it? 1054 00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,855 We never invented the system, son... 1055 00:50:00,927 --> 00:50:02,519 but it's up to us to change it. 1056 00:50:02,596 --> 00:50:04,461 What's that? /Slanging match. 1057 00:50:11,705 --> 00:50:12,797 Smack-heads! 1058 00:50:12,873 --> 00:50:14,807 But she can't be any more than fifteen. 1059 00:50:16,209 --> 00:50:16,903 You've got my ring! 1060 00:50:16,977 --> 00:50:18,342 I haven't, Ellen! I haven't got your ring! 1061 00:50:18,411 --> 00:50:19,673 Well you've got me money then, haven't you? 1062 00:50:19,746 --> 00:50:20,678 No! Cos I want to score tonight as well. 1063 00:50:20,747 --> 00:50:22,510 You're a liar! You're a liar! 1064 00:50:22,582 --> 00:50:25,517 I need to score tonight. You know for a fact... 1065 00:50:25,585 --> 00:50:27,052 What chance have they got? 1066 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,145 You know, one or two might slip through the net... 1067 00:50:29,222 --> 00:50:31,247 but for the rest of them, it's, you know, it's mapped out... 1068 00:50:31,324 --> 00:50:32,791 it's all cut and dried. 1069 00:50:32,859 --> 00:50:33,757 They've got no work... 1070 00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:34,885 no hope... 1071 00:50:34,961 --> 00:50:35,791 it's all despair. 1072 00:50:35,862 --> 00:50:39,491 All the they've got is crime, booze, drugs... 1073 00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:41,466 families just breaking up. 1074 00:50:41,535 --> 00:50:44,060 And do you know, it could be a lovely estate to live on. 1075 00:50:44,137 --> 00:50:46,970 Do you know, we're like punch drunk fighters hammering at each other... 1076 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:51,807 instead of us getting together and sharing around the power for us to make all the changes... 1077 00:50:51,878 --> 00:50:54,904 and that's all it is in a nutshell, the rest is propaganda. 1078 00:50:59,019 --> 00:51:00,145 It'll do about thirty to the gallon on the road. 1079 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:00,948 Let's have a look round here... 1080 00:51:01,021 --> 00:51:02,386 Hang on, hang on a minute, Tommy... 1081 00:51:02,455 --> 00:51:04,252 Well, you have a look. I'll have a look here. 1082 00:51:04,324 --> 00:51:05,018 Yeah, but Tommy... 1083 00:51:05,091 --> 00:51:07,992 Oh, come on Cliff, play the game, look at the bloody bodywork, son. 1084 00:51:08,061 --> 00:51:08,720 What's wrong with that? 1085 00:51:08,795 --> 00:51:11,662 Jesus Christ, there's more filler here than on Barbara Cartland's face! 1086 00:51:11,731 --> 00:51:13,631 There's some spots of fillers... 1087 00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:15,361 Look at that, the tyres are bleedin' baldy. 1088 00:51:15,435 --> 00:51:16,493 They're remoulds. 1089 00:51:16,570 --> 00:51:17,127 Yeah? 1090 00:51:17,204 --> 00:51:19,570 Yeah, well, you don't see the tread with remoulds, do you. 1091 00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:20,571 You're joking, aren't you! 1092 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,471 I've seen more rubber on a bleedin' French letter! 1093 00:51:22,542 --> 00:51:24,032 You must have a big French letter. 1094 00:51:24,110 --> 00:51:25,543 You've got new tyres on the front! 1095 00:51:25,612 --> 00:51:27,671 Hey, Cliff... I'm having it. 1096 00:51:27,747 --> 00:51:29,510 Right, how are you having it, then? 1097 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:31,414 Is there any chance of us, er... knocking the price down? 1098 00:51:31,484 --> 00:51:32,644 Oh, here we go now, knock it down! 1099 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:33,845 How many owners has it had? 1100 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,182 Owners! Only one owner! 1101 00:51:35,255 --> 00:51:36,779 Who was it, fucking Ben Hur? /Who's Ben hur? 1102 00:51:36,857 --> 00:51:37,585 Come on, Cliff! 1103 00:51:37,657 --> 00:51:38,589 Does he live on the Estate? 1104 00:51:38,658 --> 00:51:42,253 Cliff, Cliff... I'm buying the thing, right? 1105 00:51:42,329 --> 00:51:44,092 Can we knock it down to two hundred? 1106 00:51:45,999 --> 00:51:48,297 How can you do that, I've got to make some money... 1107 00:51:48,368 --> 00:51:52,236 He's lost his mother! I'm going to lose my wife if I sell it for any less than that. 1108 00:51:52,305 --> 00:51:53,135 Two hundred? 1109 00:51:53,206 --> 00:51:55,868 No, two sixty, and that's it. 1110 00:51:55,942 --> 00:51:57,534 Cliff, I haven't got that amount of money on me. 1111 00:51:57,611 --> 00:51:59,806 What about if we can come to some sort of deal? 1112 00:52:00,947 --> 00:52:03,507 Can I pay you weekly... 1113 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:07,178 So you're paying half the price of the two sixty, right? 1114 00:52:07,254 --> 00:52:10,223 And a tenner a week. 1115 00:52:10,290 --> 00:52:12,850 Can you manage that? I don't want any pissing about. 1116 00:52:12,926 --> 00:52:14,894 If you say a tenner a week, I want it. 1117 00:52:40,787 --> 00:52:43,187 Mum! Dad's got a new van! 1118 00:52:44,457 --> 00:52:46,015 I'm going downstairs and see him. 1119 00:53:01,341 --> 00:53:03,104 Hey, dad! /Coleen... 1120 00:53:04,511 --> 00:53:05,808 Yeah, look at this! 1121 00:53:05,879 --> 00:53:07,676 What! Is is this ours! /Like it? 1122 00:53:07,747 --> 00:53:09,374 Yeah, it's great, isn't it? 1123 00:53:09,449 --> 00:53:10,814 Come on, let me show you the inside. 1124 00:53:12,452 --> 00:53:14,647 What do you think? 1125 00:53:15,655 --> 00:53:18,624 That's ours? /Yeah, it's not bad, is it? 1126 00:53:18,692 --> 00:53:20,592 Why didn't you tell me you were getting a van? 1127 00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:23,288 It came out of the blue. A bargain, two sixty. Snatched his hand off. 1128 00:53:23,363 --> 00:53:25,058 Two sixty? 1129 00:53:25,131 --> 00:53:27,099 Look, the bloke I'm getting it off is a mate of mine. 1130 00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:30,762 And he says I can pay him back bit-by-bit once I start earning the money. 1131 00:53:30,837 --> 00:53:33,465 Ah, come on, this is us, kid, we're on our way up now. 1132 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,132 I can start earning wages with this. 1133 00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:37,574 In fact, I've already pulled one little job on the way down. 1134 00:53:37,644 --> 00:53:39,544 Yeah? /Moving a little bit of furniture... 1135 00:53:39,612 --> 00:53:40,909 so it's a start. 1136 00:53:40,981 --> 00:53:42,573 Oh, it's got to be right, this. 1137 00:53:42,649 --> 00:53:44,344 It's going to make it for us. So what do you reckon? 1138 00:53:45,652 --> 00:53:47,620 Well, it could do with a bit of a clean, couldn't it? 1139 00:53:47,687 --> 00:53:49,279 Bit of elbow grease and it'll be fine, this. 1140 00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:51,984 Dad, when can we have a ride in it? 1141 00:53:52,058 --> 00:53:53,491 Later love, later. But for now... 1142 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,154 you can sit in the driver's seat and play with the steering wheel. 1143 00:53:56,262 --> 00:53:58,787 There you go. Get in there. Have a go on the steering wheel. 1144 00:53:59,432 --> 00:54:01,764 Hey, can earn some money with this, love. 1145 00:54:01,835 --> 00:54:03,325 Brilliant! 1146 00:54:12,178 --> 00:54:12,837 Ta-ta, love... 1147 00:54:16,282 --> 00:54:17,044 Hello, Gilbert. 1148 00:54:17,117 --> 00:54:18,277 Hello, Bob. Are you all right? 1149 00:54:18,351 --> 00:54:19,841 Yeah, fine. Better now. 1150 00:54:19,919 --> 00:54:21,944 I know what you mean, mate, yeah. 1151 00:54:22,022 --> 00:54:24,013 Yeah, see you later then, Bob. 1152 00:54:31,664 --> 00:54:33,393 You little shithead! /I was going to pay you! 1153 00:54:33,466 --> 00:54:34,626 Oh, yeah! Were you? 1154 00:54:34,701 --> 00:54:36,566 I've got the money! I was going to pay you! 1155 00:54:39,005 --> 00:54:40,199 I've got the money! 1156 00:54:40,273 --> 00:54:41,035 I want it now! 1157 00:54:41,107 --> 00:54:42,233 I've got it! 1158 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,342 You never give me a chance. 1159 00:54:48,415 --> 00:54:50,246 When you borrow money, you pay it back. 1160 00:54:50,316 --> 00:54:51,715 Right. /Right! 1161 00:54:51,785 --> 00:54:54,117 And never mind spending it at bookies. 1162 00:54:54,187 --> 00:54:55,313 Look, we want this every week... 1163 00:54:55,388 --> 00:54:56,685 Right... /Every week. 1164 00:54:56,756 --> 00:54:57,848 You owe a lot of money! /Right! Right! 1165 00:54:57,924 --> 00:54:59,289 Don't spend it in the bookies... 1166 00:54:59,359 --> 00:55:00,326 I'm warning you! /I won't! 1167 00:55:00,393 --> 00:55:01,553 A warning! /Okay... 1168 00:55:03,696 --> 00:55:05,926 Oh, yes... part time cleaners... 1169 00:55:05,999 --> 00:55:07,523 evening shifts for city centre. 1170 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,467 Mmm... that looks all right, doesn't it, where is it? 1171 00:55:10,537 --> 00:55:11,697 Oh, Stretford. 1172 00:55:11,771 --> 00:55:13,568 Waste of time, isn't it, that? 1173 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,972 Travel'd be a week's wages, wouldn't it? 1174 00:55:16,042 --> 00:55:17,669 See if there's anything else. 1175 00:55:18,611 --> 00:55:19,839 "Returning to work..." 1176 00:55:19,913 --> 00:55:20,709 Mum? 1177 00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:21,246 Yeah? 1178 00:55:21,314 --> 00:55:22,838 Can I have some money to go to the chippy, please? 1179 00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:24,713 Oh, he's always after money, our Sean. Come here. 1180 00:55:24,784 --> 00:55:26,115 Ta. 1181 00:55:27,253 --> 00:55:29,483 Um... 1182 00:55:29,556 --> 00:55:30,955 Right, I want some change. 1183 00:55:31,024 --> 00:55:31,752 Okay... 1184 00:55:31,825 --> 00:55:34,157 I shouldn't be too long, right. I'll be home in a bit. 1185 00:55:34,227 --> 00:55:36,092 Mum... can I play out... /Come straight home, bye. 1186 00:55:36,162 --> 00:55:37,823 Yeah, of course you can. Put your coat on. 1187 00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:43,333 "...earn pounds at home. Experienced machinists required... 1188 00:55:43,403 --> 00:55:45,337 for making baby buggy hoods and aprons." 1189 00:55:45,405 --> 00:55:47,168 Aye, I wonder how much that is? 1190 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,605 It's usually cash in hand. 1191 00:55:48,675 --> 00:55:50,973 I used to get 12p an apron... 1192 00:55:51,044 --> 00:55:54,980 and if I really was good, you know, disciplined myself and put the hours in... 1193 00:55:55,048 --> 00:55:57,073 I'd get between ten and twelve quid a day. 1194 00:55:57,150 --> 00:55:58,674 Sounds like it'd do us, that. 1195 00:55:58,751 --> 00:56:00,412 You've got to be fast. 1196 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:01,954 I've not sewed in ages. 1197 00:56:02,021 --> 00:56:04,546 Soon get back into the swing of things, don't you. 1198 00:56:04,624 --> 00:56:05,750 Eh, mum... /Yeah... yeah? 1199 00:56:08,094 --> 00:56:10,255 An ambulance has just pulled up outside Mrs Whittaker's house 1200 00:56:10,864 --> 00:56:12,092 and the people in the chippy said that she's took an overdose... 1201 00:56:12,198 --> 00:56:13,096 Let's have a look. 1202 00:56:23,977 --> 00:56:25,706 You know, it doesn't surprise me, this. 1203 00:56:25,778 --> 00:56:27,609 She got caught for doing the meter. 1204 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,671 Did she? /Yeah, about three weeks ago. 1205 00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:32,275 You know, it gets you like that, dunnit? 1206 00:56:32,352 --> 00:56:34,183 Yeah, but throwing the towel in's not the answer, is it? 1207 00:56:34,254 --> 00:56:36,279 She's got three kids, for Christ's sake. 1208 00:56:36,890 --> 00:56:40,724 Mmm... it's funny how we start off, innit, with all these big ideas... 1209 00:56:40,793 --> 00:56:43,990 and you realise that things aren't going to change... 1210 00:56:44,063 --> 00:56:45,724 Well... no... 1211 00:56:45,798 --> 00:56:47,595 Like Bob's prospects. 1212 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:48,964 When's he going to get a job? 1213 00:56:49,035 --> 00:56:52,027 Well, Tommy's like that, he's been trying for ages, he's give up now. 1214 00:56:53,473 --> 00:56:54,633 Do you know... 1215 00:56:54,707 --> 00:56:57,369 I'll live and die in that flat and nobody'll even know. 1216 00:56:58,011 --> 00:57:00,036 But at least you're not on your own, are you? 1217 00:57:01,814 --> 00:57:04,180 I reckon we should go out one night... 1218 00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:06,548 and get ourselves a couple of sugar daddies. 1219 00:57:06,619 --> 00:57:07,210 Do you reckon? /Yeah... 1220 00:57:13,493 --> 00:57:15,688 Isn't it gorgeous? /It's lovely. 1221 00:57:16,429 --> 00:57:19,489 She looks like a princess. /It's lovely, isn't it? 1222 00:57:21,167 --> 00:57:22,429 Go on, Coleen, give us a twirl. 1223 00:57:24,804 --> 00:57:26,601 Oh, yeah... now walk up and down. 1224 00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:30,539 Put your hands together as if you're going to the altar. 1225 00:57:32,812 --> 00:57:34,040 Oh, she looks great. 1226 00:57:34,614 --> 00:57:38,448 Twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, seventy... 1227 00:57:39,018 --> 00:57:42,044 seventy-five, eighty, ninety, a hundred... 1228 00:57:42,121 --> 00:57:44,248 and four pounds. I'll just get your change. 1229 00:57:49,128 --> 00:57:50,686 Keep close to the edge, love. 1230 00:57:59,906 --> 00:58:02,841 No, you're going too far away from the edge. 1231 00:58:02,909 --> 00:58:04,934 You're wasting too much material, love. 1232 00:58:05,011 --> 00:58:07,878 You've got to keep that edge, keep it closer to the edge. 1233 00:58:10,883 --> 00:58:13,716 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, love! Come on! 1234 00:58:13,786 --> 00:58:14,650 You're running riot! 1235 00:58:14,721 --> 00:58:15,847 Try and keep as close to... 1236 00:58:15,922 --> 00:58:17,890 I don't want any wastage at all, love. 1237 00:58:17,957 --> 00:58:19,356 What did you work on before? 1238 00:58:19,425 --> 00:58:20,790 Um... kid's coats. 1239 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:23,556 Kid's coats! My God, I bet you had a lot of waste on them. 1240 00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:25,063 Go on, then... 1241 00:58:25,131 --> 00:58:25,893 whoa! 1242 00:58:25,965 --> 00:58:26,431 What? 1243 00:58:26,499 --> 00:58:27,932 Listen, love... 1244 00:58:28,001 --> 00:58:30,094 ...keep your edges together. I want to keep it close. 1245 00:58:30,169 --> 00:58:31,966 Lift your foot. Lift the foot. 1246 00:58:33,539 --> 00:58:34,597 It's you, you make me nervous. 1247 00:58:34,674 --> 00:58:37,074 You're making me ner... you're making me nervous, love... 1248 00:58:37,143 --> 00:58:38,906 ...look at that wastage on that material. 1249 00:58:38,978 --> 00:58:40,502 Can make a belt out of that. 1250 00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:41,638 Just try... 1251 00:58:41,714 --> 00:58:42,408 I'll be all right once I get... 1252 00:58:42,482 --> 00:58:44,916 Have you got a machine at home? /No, not yet. 1253 00:58:44,984 --> 00:58:46,679 You haven't got one at home! /No... 1254 00:58:46,753 --> 00:58:48,220 Well how do you expect to sew? 1255 00:58:48,288 --> 00:58:49,880 Er... I'm going to hire one. 1256 00:58:49,956 --> 00:58:52,550 Well, I can't be working on that, love. We need a job... 1257 00:58:53,426 --> 00:58:54,723 ...whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! 1258 00:58:54,794 --> 00:58:58,662 Girl! Bloody hell! Gift the thing up! 1259 00:58:59,999 --> 00:59:01,591 No, I'm sorry, love. /What? 1260 00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:04,796 I'm sorry, love. You haven't got a clue, have you really, love? 1261 00:59:04,871 --> 00:59:05,803 Er, yeah. I'll try again... 1262 00:59:05,872 --> 00:59:06,861 Come on, love. /Why? 1263 00:59:06,939 --> 00:59:08,406 I haven't got time to train you, love. 1264 00:59:08,474 --> 00:59:09,270 Well, give me a chance. 1265 00:59:09,342 --> 00:59:12,402 No, go and practice on somebody else's material, lovey. 1266 00:59:12,478 --> 00:59:13,604 What? /Off you go... 1267 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:14,908 here's your coat. /When I'm at home I'll be all right. 1268 00:59:14,981 --> 00:59:16,778 Never mind. Off you go. 1269 00:59:16,849 --> 00:59:18,248 When you've got some experience, come back. 1270 00:59:18,318 --> 00:59:20,479 Off you go. Go on, love, go on. 1271 00:59:24,324 --> 00:59:25,916 Wasting my bloody time, they do. 1272 00:59:25,992 --> 00:59:28,256 They haven't got a clue about bloody sewing machines! 1273 00:59:32,298 --> 00:59:32,992 Right... 1274 00:59:33,066 --> 00:59:36,331 I've got everything for the mince pies, so I'm all right for that. All right? 1275 00:59:36,402 --> 00:59:36,868 Yeah. 1276 00:59:36,936 --> 00:59:39,234 Um... want some bread. /How many loaves? 1277 00:59:39,305 --> 00:59:40,397 Two. Two loaves. 1278 00:59:40,473 --> 00:59:41,565 Will that be enough? 1279 00:59:41,641 --> 00:59:43,575 Yeah. Yeah, I've got a bit in. 1280 00:59:43,643 --> 00:59:44,871 Um... 1281 00:59:44,944 --> 00:59:46,275 Boiled ham. 1282 00:59:46,346 --> 00:59:49,144 Get some salmon paste... yeah? 1283 00:59:49,215 --> 00:59:50,546 Salmon paste... 1284 00:59:50,616 --> 00:59:52,311 Yeah, Coleen likes that, doesn't she? 1285 00:59:53,119 --> 00:59:54,381 A big bag of crisps. 1286 00:59:55,955 --> 00:59:57,013 Oh, coke... 1287 00:59:57,090 --> 00:59:57,954 What about the booze? 1288 00:59:58,024 --> 00:59:58,854 What about it? 1289 00:59:58,925 --> 01:00:00,290 Have to get a bottle of whisky. 1290 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,918 Don't have to get a bottle nothing. 1291 01:00:01,994 --> 01:00:03,962 I do. That bloody brother-in-law of yours is coming. 1292 01:00:04,030 --> 01:00:07,022 I'm not having that Tory-faced pillock saying he never got a drink in my house. 1293 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:07,725 Don't be daft. 1294 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,461 Give over. You know what he's like. 1295 01:00:23,383 --> 01:00:24,213 What's up? 1296 01:00:24,984 --> 01:00:27,350 Nothing, love. Nothing. 1297 01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:28,387 Well, can you get a move on? 1298 01:00:28,454 --> 01:00:30,354 Yeah, I'll see you later /AII right. See ya. 1299 01:00:30,423 --> 01:00:31,390 Yeah. Ta-ta, love. 1300 01:00:43,703 --> 01:00:45,000 Here we are. Get it from here. 1301 01:00:45,071 --> 01:00:47,232 Excuse me. Have you got a cake with icing on, please? 1302 01:00:49,509 --> 01:00:50,407 Is that big enough? 1303 01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:52,375 Yeah, that'll be fine, that. Yeah. 1304 01:00:57,316 --> 01:00:59,511 Is that the lot or have you got to get anything else? 1305 01:00:59,585 --> 01:01:01,519 Sausage meat... 1306 01:01:01,587 --> 01:01:03,054 Fancy a little bet? 1307 01:01:03,122 --> 01:01:04,180 You what? 1308 01:01:04,257 --> 01:01:06,418 I got a couple of tips last night of Keith in the Carters' Arms. 1309 01:01:06,492 --> 01:01:07,652 Go halves with me for a Yankee bet? 1310 01:01:07,727 --> 01:01:08,455 Keith? 1311 01:01:08,528 --> 01:01:09,358 At the Carters'! 1312 01:01:09,429 --> 01:01:11,556 Oh, sod Keith and the bets, mate, listen... 1313 01:01:12,899 --> 01:01:14,230 I'm up to me neck in the shit. 1314 01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:15,460 What with? 1315 01:01:16,202 --> 01:01:17,430 Have a look at that. 1316 01:01:21,007 --> 01:01:23,032 Oh, bloody hell, lad... 1317 01:01:23,743 --> 01:01:25,005 how much? 1318 01:01:40,226 --> 01:01:41,750 You all right? /Yep. 1319 01:01:46,866 --> 01:01:48,026 Can you get that for me? 1320 01:01:52,038 --> 01:01:54,097 Your daddy in, sweetheart? /No, me mum is. 1321 01:01:54,807 --> 01:01:56,707 Mrs Williams? /What are you doing? 1322 01:01:56,776 --> 01:01:57,902 Nice to meet you, love. 1323 01:01:57,977 --> 01:01:59,638 Look, you don't just come barging in somebody's house... 1324 01:01:59,712 --> 01:02:01,145 Fucking shut it! 1325 01:02:01,214 --> 01:02:04,274 You got a dickhead for a husband and he owes me money... 1326 01:02:04,350 --> 01:02:05,749 You can't just come in me house. 1327 01:02:05,818 --> 01:02:07,410 ...lots of it! 1328 01:02:07,487 --> 01:02:08,715 Do you mean Bob? 1329 01:02:08,788 --> 01:02:10,813 Ted, go up fucking stairs. Have a look upstairs. 1330 01:02:10,890 --> 01:02:12,482 You're not going up me stairs. I've not got anything. 1331 01:02:12,558 --> 01:02:13,820 No, you're not going up! 1332 01:02:13,893 --> 01:02:14,985 Get out! 1333 01:02:15,061 --> 01:02:16,255 Get out! 1334 01:02:16,329 --> 01:02:17,227 Where is he? 1335 01:02:17,296 --> 01:02:17,887 Look, get your... 1336 01:02:17,964 --> 01:02:18,794 Where is he? 1337 01:02:18,865 --> 01:02:20,594 I don't know where he is. Get him down my stairs now! 1338 01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:22,463 I told you, he owes me money. 1339 01:02:22,535 --> 01:02:24,696 Let me tell you the shit you're in! 1340 01:02:24,770 --> 01:02:25,498 Tell your mate to get downstairs... 1341 01:02:25,571 --> 01:02:29,302 He borrowed a hundred and fifty pounds. It's there in black and white. 1342 01:02:29,375 --> 01:02:31,172 Look, he's not in. All right. 1343 01:02:31,244 --> 01:02:33,269 He borrowed a hundred and fifty! 1344 01:02:33,346 --> 01:02:34,244 Look... /Shut up! 1345 01:02:34,814 --> 01:02:36,645 The people he borrowed it from... 1346 01:02:36,716 --> 01:02:39,844 maintained it was for a Communion dress or something for a young girl. 1347 01:02:39,919 --> 01:02:41,614 Probably that little girl there, was it? 1348 01:02:42,188 --> 01:02:44,179 Paid four weeks, then pissed off. 1349 01:02:44,257 --> 01:02:44,916 Get out, will you! 1350 01:02:44,991 --> 01:02:45,685 Done the vanishing act. 1351 01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:46,349 He's not here! 1352 01:02:46,425 --> 01:02:47,983 But not from me, he doesn't! 1353 01:02:48,060 --> 01:02:49,755 I bought the debt! 1354 01:02:49,829 --> 01:02:51,091 Look, he's not here, so you... 1355 01:02:51,163 --> 01:02:55,065 And now he owes me! And I get fucking paid. 1356 01:02:55,735 --> 01:02:58,431 Don't come mithering me about it, I don't know anything about it. 1357 01:02:58,504 --> 01:03:01,598 Altogether it's two hundred and eighty-five pound. 1358 01:03:01,674 --> 01:03:03,005 Will you tell him to... 1359 01:03:03,075 --> 01:03:05,737 Two hundred and eighty five pound, love, please. 1360 01:03:05,811 --> 01:03:08,405 Two hundred... I've not got two hundred and eighty-five pound! 1361 01:03:08,481 --> 01:03:09,315 How much have you got? 1362 01:03:09,315 --> 01:03:10,043 Nothing. 1363 01:03:10,116 --> 01:03:11,014 You must have something. 1364 01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,277 I've not got anything! 1365 01:03:12,351 --> 01:03:13,648 You must have something in the house. 1366 01:03:13,719 --> 01:03:15,482 Oh, can you stop him! 1367 01:03:15,555 --> 01:03:16,920 You just stop it in there! 1368 01:03:16,989 --> 01:03:18,251 Anything upstairs, Ted? 1369 01:03:18,324 --> 01:03:20,053 Look, he's gone and messed me kitchen up. 1370 01:03:20,126 --> 01:03:21,286 Ted, anything upstairs! 1371 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:22,452 No, fuck all! 1372 01:03:23,095 --> 01:03:24,289 Let's have a look at your fingers. 1373 01:03:24,363 --> 01:03:25,557 No. You're not looking at my fingers... 1374 01:03:25,631 --> 01:03:28,429 Let me have a look at your fingers! /What for? 1375 01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:29,866 Hold your fucking hands out! /No! 1376 01:03:29,936 --> 01:03:31,494 Hold your hands out!! 1377 01:03:33,272 --> 01:03:35,035 Take the rings off. /No!! 1378 01:03:35,107 --> 01:03:37,041 Take the rings off. 1379 01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:38,906 This is me wedding ring. 1380 01:03:38,978 --> 01:03:40,206 Pretty daughter, isn't it, that? 1381 01:03:40,279 --> 01:03:42,110 You just leave her alone, and just get out! 1382 01:03:42,181 --> 01:03:43,478 Do you want her to stay pretty? 1383 01:03:43,549 --> 01:03:44,277 Just get out. 1384 01:03:44,350 --> 01:03:47,615 Do you want her to stay pretty? Take the fucking rings off! Put them on the table. 1385 01:03:47,687 --> 01:03:49,348 God... this isn't fair, this. No. 1386 01:03:49,422 --> 01:03:50,684 Take them off! 1387 01:03:50,756 --> 01:03:53,190 If you don't, he fucking will! 1388 01:03:53,259 --> 01:03:55,921 Now take them off and put them down there! 1389 01:03:58,331 --> 01:03:59,696 I don't believe this! 1390 01:03:59,765 --> 01:04:01,528 Money. Where's your money? 1391 01:04:01,601 --> 01:04:02,363 We haven't got any money. 1392 01:04:02,435 --> 01:04:03,527 You must have some fucking money. 1393 01:04:03,603 --> 01:04:05,901 There's no money! We're skint! 1394 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:06,996 Video? 1395 01:04:08,741 --> 01:04:09,673 Where's your bag? 1396 01:04:10,476 --> 01:04:11,306 I don't know. 1397 01:04:11,377 --> 01:04:13,311 Where's your bag? 1398 01:04:13,379 --> 01:04:14,607 Here Tansey, in the kitchen. 1399 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,375 Oh just stop it, please, get out! 1400 01:04:16,449 --> 01:04:17,473 Get out! 1401 01:04:17,550 --> 01:04:19,984 Get out of me house now! Get out of it! 1402 01:04:20,052 --> 01:04:21,110 Open this! 1403 01:04:21,187 --> 01:04:23,178 Open it and give me the money! 1404 01:04:23,723 --> 01:04:24,621 Get the money out! 1405 01:04:24,690 --> 01:04:25,349 There's nothing! 1406 01:04:25,424 --> 01:04:26,550 Get the money out! 1407 01:04:26,626 --> 01:04:28,423 There's nothing in me bag. I haven't any money... 1408 01:04:28,494 --> 01:04:30,894 You have no fucking money but you're living off me! 1409 01:04:30,963 --> 01:04:33,454 Whose, fucking money bought this? Mine! 1410 01:04:33,532 --> 01:04:34,999 Give me some money! 1411 01:04:35,067 --> 01:04:36,466 I haven't got any. 1412 01:04:36,535 --> 01:04:38,730 Open the fucking bag. Let me see. 1413 01:04:39,372 --> 01:04:40,031 There is no money. I know... 1414 01:04:40,106 --> 01:04:42,199 What's that! What is that? /Why... 1415 01:04:42,274 --> 01:04:43,673 Take that out! 1416 01:04:43,743 --> 01:04:45,142 Take that out! 1417 01:04:45,211 --> 01:04:45,870 What for? 1418 01:04:45,945 --> 01:04:46,843 Give it to me. 1419 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,904 Give it to me! /That's me book... I need... 1420 01:04:48,981 --> 01:04:50,312 That'll fucking do for starters. 1421 01:04:50,383 --> 01:04:53,318 I'll be back for this when it's fucking due every Monday... 1422 01:04:53,386 --> 01:04:56,514 and you can tell that fucking shit-house of a husband of yours... 1423 01:04:56,589 --> 01:05:00,616 either he pays... we find him, we'll cut his fucking bollocks off! 1424 01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:01,523 What am I going to do now? 1425 01:05:01,594 --> 01:05:03,721 Then I'll come back and I'll rip it out your fucking arse! 1426 01:05:03,796 --> 01:05:05,024 Do you fucking understand now, do you? 1427 01:05:05,097 --> 01:05:06,064 Just please don't... 1428 01:05:06,132 --> 01:05:08,999 Don't fuck about... with US!! 1429 01:05:10,069 --> 01:05:11,036 Now... 1430 01:05:11,837 --> 01:05:15,136 ...let him fucking know that we'll be fucking back! 1431 01:06:15,501 --> 01:06:16,433 Anne? 1432 01:06:20,039 --> 01:06:20,835 Hi, love. 1433 01:06:22,675 --> 01:06:25,701 Why didn't you tell me? /Tell you what? 1434 01:06:26,579 --> 01:06:28,672 You borrowed that money, didn't you? 1435 01:06:28,748 --> 01:06:31,444 You never come up on the horses. You borrowed it! 1436 01:06:32,318 --> 01:06:33,376 Oh, I'm sorry, love. 1437 01:06:36,322 --> 01:06:37,118 I'm sorry. 1438 01:06:38,090 --> 01:06:39,990 Just get off! /Tell me what happened? 1439 01:06:42,294 --> 01:06:45,661 They said things! They were really threatening. You should have seen them. 1440 01:06:45,731 --> 01:06:47,096 What did they say? 1441 01:06:50,169 --> 01:06:51,101 They said... 1442 01:06:52,872 --> 01:06:53,930 They said Coleen were... 1443 01:06:54,774 --> 01:06:55,638 ...was pretty. 1444 01:06:56,709 --> 01:06:58,643 And did we want to keep her like that? 1445 01:06:59,612 --> 01:07:00,442 I'm sorry, love. 1446 01:07:02,248 --> 01:07:03,715 Look, I'm sorry... /It's all your fault! 1447 01:07:04,817 --> 01:07:08,344 And they said they'd come back and take it out on my arse, that's what they said! 1448 01:07:10,456 --> 01:07:11,354 Look, I'm sorry, love... 1449 01:07:11,423 --> 01:07:14,324 You've got no bleedin' right, Bob! You really haven't. 1450 01:07:16,228 --> 01:07:18,822 Look Anne, I'm just ducking and weaving just trying to keep my head above water... 1451 01:07:18,898 --> 01:07:20,991 ...trying to get what I can. I'm sorry. 1452 01:07:21,066 --> 01:07:22,761 You've got us all in the shit now. 1453 01:07:23,369 --> 01:07:24,734 It's all down to me. 1454 01:07:25,971 --> 01:07:27,063 Oh God... 1455 01:07:30,576 --> 01:07:32,134 We'll have to go the police. We're going to have to do something! 1456 01:07:32,211 --> 01:07:35,738 Oh, the police. They think we're a load of tosspots to start with. 1457 01:07:36,348 --> 01:07:39,215 Oh shit! Don't go. Don't get it. Bob... 1458 01:07:39,285 --> 01:07:40,445 Stay there. 1459 01:07:40,519 --> 01:07:43,283 Just stay there. /Bob... 1460 01:07:48,227 --> 01:07:48,852 Mum... 1461 01:07:48,928 --> 01:07:50,054 It's Coleen, love. /Mum! 1462 01:07:51,897 --> 01:07:52,727 Oh, Coleen... 1463 01:07:52,798 --> 01:07:54,231 What the bloody hell's going on, lad? 1464 01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:56,860 Oh, Jesus! Look at the mess in here. 1465 01:07:56,936 --> 01:07:58,164 What's happening? 1466 01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:05,870 They didn't hurt you, did they love? 1467 01:08:05,945 --> 01:08:07,412 Them men didn't hurt you, did they? 1468 01:08:07,479 --> 01:08:10,937 They took mummy's ring. 1469 01:08:11,016 --> 01:08:13,450 Didn't they, mum? They got the ring. 1470 01:08:13,519 --> 01:08:14,451 Yeah... 1471 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:15,350 Are you all right now? 1472 01:08:15,421 --> 01:08:16,786 What else did they do? 1473 01:08:16,856 --> 01:08:19,120 They push me over there and... 1474 01:08:19,191 --> 01:08:21,955 ...and they got mummy's family allowance book. 1475 01:08:22,027 --> 01:08:25,519 Hey, Coleen... when we've cleaned your mum's kitchen up, shall we make some more cakes... 1476 01:08:25,598 --> 01:08:26,656 ...for your party? 1477 01:08:26,732 --> 01:08:27,892 Eh, shall we do that? 1478 01:08:27,967 --> 01:08:28,991 You sit there. 1479 01:08:29,068 --> 01:08:30,899 Where are you going now? /I'm going out. 1480 01:08:30,970 --> 01:08:32,335 Oh, don't be a dickhead! /Bob! 1481 01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:35,136 Bob... don't be a dickhead. 1482 01:08:35,207 --> 01:08:36,367 Get out the fucking way, right! 1483 01:08:36,475 --> 01:08:37,373 Stop it! /No! 1484 01:08:37,443 --> 01:08:38,501 You're out of your depth, lad! 1485 01:08:38,577 --> 01:08:40,272 I need to do this. I'll fucking sort it out my way. 1486 01:08:40,346 --> 01:08:40,835 You stay here, Tommy... 1487 01:08:40,913 --> 01:08:43,108 Bob, don't be a dickhead! Think of these, lad. 1488 01:08:43,182 --> 01:08:44,479 I'll fucking sort it out my way! 1489 01:08:44,550 --> 01:08:45,312 Bob... 1490 01:08:46,385 --> 01:08:48,580 Bob! /Leave it out, will you, son. 1491 01:09:23,522 --> 01:09:25,717 City lost again! They want stuffing! 1492 01:11:04,990 --> 01:11:06,321 Every week I get blamed... 1493 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:07,450 On your bike... 1494 01:11:57,409 --> 01:11:59,104 You know me... you know me... 1495 01:12:02,748 --> 01:12:04,238 Tansey, are we going for a flutter... 1496 01:12:04,316 --> 01:12:06,614 Please. Let me come with you. /No, no... 1497 01:12:06,685 --> 01:12:07,652 Let me come! 1498 01:12:07,719 --> 01:12:08,743 Where you going... where are you going... 1499 01:12:08,821 --> 01:12:10,448 Are we cabbing it tonight? 1500 01:12:18,097 --> 01:12:20,463 Tansey, come on. Come with us, man. 1501 01:12:20,532 --> 01:12:22,557 I'm away. I'm away. /No, come with us. 1502 01:12:22,634 --> 01:12:25,000 I'm away, get yourselves away. 1503 01:12:25,070 --> 01:12:27,538 Do me a fucking favour, get yourselves... 1504 01:12:27,606 --> 01:12:28,800 ...have a good night, I'm away. 1505 01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:29,998 See you... 1506 01:12:30,075 --> 01:12:31,440 See you. Look after her. Look after her. 1507 01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:33,501 I'm away. See you. Take care. 1508 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:35,904 Tansey! 1509 01:13:36,942 --> 01:13:37,636 Who's that? 1510 01:13:38,477 --> 01:13:39,774 What the fucking hell are you doing here? 1511 01:13:39,845 --> 01:13:42,006 You called. /What? 1512 01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,514 You came to my house and frightened the fucking life out of my wife and kid. 1513 01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:45,481 What you fucking talking about? 1514 01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:46,950 You know what I'm talking about. 1515 01:13:47,019 --> 01:13:49,317 You owed me money. /Yeah, that's why I'm here. 1516 01:13:49,388 --> 01:13:50,320 Come on. 1517 01:13:51,523 --> 01:13:52,285 Into that, are we? 1518 01:13:52,357 --> 01:13:53,688 With fucking folks like you, I am. Yeah. 1519 01:13:53,759 --> 01:13:54,851 Come on. Keep coming. 1520 01:13:54,927 --> 01:13:55,359 Listen... 1521 01:13:55,427 --> 01:13:56,325 Just keep coming... 1522 01:13:56,395 --> 01:13:58,295 Listen, you're gonna want somebody, aren't you? 1523 01:13:58,363 --> 01:13:59,796 You're going to want somebody to look after you... /Just keep coming. 1524 01:13:59,865 --> 01:14:00,957 ...help you get out the shit that you're in. 1525 01:14:01,033 --> 01:14:01,761 Just keep coming... 1526 01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:03,630 Somebody who can help you financially. /Just keep coming. 1527 01:14:03,702 --> 01:14:05,260 I'll look after you... I'll look after you... 1528 01:14:05,871 --> 01:14:07,805 Ah, fuck you! See you when I'm sober... 1529 01:14:16,748 --> 01:14:18,943 I want that fucking book you've got with my name in it. 1530 01:14:19,017 --> 01:14:21,212 You're fucking dead! /I'm already dead! 1531 01:14:21,286 --> 01:14:22,878 And what I haven't got, you can't take from me! 1532 01:14:22,955 --> 01:14:24,445 I want that book with my name in it. 1533 01:14:24,523 --> 01:14:26,184 Crazy fucking bastard! 1534 01:14:26,258 --> 01:14:27,850 I want that book with my name in! 1535 01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:29,527 I want that book! 1536 01:14:33,565 --> 01:14:37,899 Tomorrow, you fucking arsehole, I'm coming for your arse... 1537 01:14:37,970 --> 01:14:41,303 ...and I'm going to shag your wife's arse off! 1538 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:44,371 You bastard! 1539 01:14:53,018 --> 01:14:54,178 You bastard! 1540 01:15:21,213 --> 01:15:22,077 Book... 1541 01:16:38,824 --> 01:16:41,088 Bob? /I'm in trouble, Father. 1542 01:16:41,159 --> 01:16:42,126 What do you mean? 1543 01:16:43,028 --> 01:16:43,687 Come in. 1544 01:16:57,275 --> 01:17:00,904 What is it, Bob? What's happening... 1545 01:17:02,848 --> 01:17:04,372 Sit yourself down. 1546 01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:12,553 What's up? 1547 01:17:13,191 --> 01:17:14,624 I'm in terrible trouble, Father. 1548 01:17:15,660 --> 01:17:16,820 What kind of trouble? 1549 01:17:16,895 --> 01:17:19,022 I've been responsible for a man's death. 1550 01:17:20,332 --> 01:17:22,630 You... you killed someone? 1551 01:17:22,701 --> 01:17:24,931 No, it was an accident. An accident. 1552 01:17:25,003 --> 01:17:26,300 I didn't mean to. 1553 01:17:27,172 --> 01:17:28,799 To a man named Tansey. 1554 01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:32,237 The loan shark? /Yeah... 1555 01:17:34,112 --> 01:17:36,273 You fought with him? /Yeah... 1556 01:17:38,183 --> 01:17:41,744 About what? /Money. 1557 01:17:43,288 --> 01:17:44,516 You borrowed from him? 1558 01:17:45,357 --> 01:17:47,825 No. I borrowed from a loan company... 1559 01:17:48,427 --> 01:17:49,894 ...but I couldn't keep the payments up... 1560 01:17:50,462 --> 01:17:52,089 ...and Tansey got hold of the debts. 1561 01:17:52,731 --> 01:17:55,393 That's what he does. Debts and drugs. 1562 01:17:55,467 --> 01:17:57,162 So I heard. 1563 01:17:57,235 --> 01:18:00,500 How much? /A hundred and fifty pound. 1564 01:18:01,072 --> 01:18:05,873 To pay for Coleen's dress? /Yes, it was the only way. 1565 01:18:05,944 --> 01:18:09,038 Bob... I thought you had more sense. 1566 01:18:11,116 --> 01:18:12,811 Hold your horses there for a second. 1567 01:18:48,386 --> 01:18:49,853 I took these out of his pocket. 1568 01:18:51,556 --> 01:18:52,250 What is it? 1569 01:18:53,225 --> 01:18:54,988 It's the book with all the names in. 1570 01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:56,425 That's the money they all owe. 1571 01:18:57,529 --> 01:19:00,555 And if... if they don't pay he goes round and breaks their legs. 1572 01:19:00,632 --> 01:19:02,190 That's why the call him the Collector. 1573 01:19:03,602 --> 01:19:05,797 I boil up inside, sometimes I get angry. 1574 01:19:06,404 --> 01:19:07,701 But I'm a grafter. 1575 01:19:07,772 --> 01:19:08,966 I know that. 1576 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:12,942 I get up every morning and go looking for work, wherever it is... 1577 01:19:14,145 --> 01:19:15,612 I'm a good Catholic, Father. 1578 01:19:16,314 --> 01:19:18,578 I go to church, I believe in God, I pray... 1579 01:19:18,650 --> 01:19:21,346 but it doesn't put food on the table. 1580 01:19:23,622 --> 01:19:24,748 When did this happen? 1581 01:19:24,823 --> 01:19:26,415 About an hour ago. 1582 01:19:26,491 --> 01:19:28,083 So he's still lying in the car? 1583 01:19:28,159 --> 01:19:29,490 As far as I know, yeah. 1584 01:19:29,561 --> 01:19:30,892 Does anyone else know about it? 1585 01:19:30,962 --> 01:19:31,656 No. 1586 01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:33,595 Just us? /Yeah... 1587 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,227 What are you going to do about it, Bob? 1588 01:19:37,769 --> 01:19:40,465 I'm going to have to go the police, what else can I do? 1589 01:19:40,539 --> 01:19:44,498 But I don't... I don't want them going round telling Anne and Coleen... 1590 01:19:44,576 --> 01:19:46,567 ...I want you to do that, Father, please. 1591 01:19:46,645 --> 01:19:49,136 I want you to do it because I can't. 1592 01:19:50,315 --> 01:19:53,079 I can't... /Why should you? 1593 01:19:53,151 --> 01:19:54,209 What? 1594 01:19:54,286 --> 01:19:55,981 Tell Anne. 1595 01:19:56,655 --> 01:19:57,679 Tansey's dead. 1596 01:19:57,756 --> 01:19:58,984 Fuck Tansey! 1597 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:02,758 May God have mercy on his soul. You didn't kill him. 1598 01:20:02,827 --> 01:20:04,419 No. It was an accident. 1599 01:20:04,496 --> 01:20:06,157 Yes, it was an accident. 1600 01:20:06,231 --> 01:20:09,632 So why sacrifice your freedom and the happiness of your family? 1601 01:20:10,969 --> 01:20:13,437 There's lots of good people on this Estate... 1602 01:20:13,505 --> 01:20:16,668 ...will sleep easier in their beds because of his passing. 1603 01:20:16,741 --> 01:20:19,335 They were afraid of him, Father. They were afraid of him. 1604 01:20:21,613 --> 01:20:24,207 You came to me for advice and help. 1605 01:20:25,183 --> 01:20:27,048 Then stay away from the police. 1606 01:20:27,118 --> 01:20:29,882 Go home and pray for Tansey's worthless soul. 1607 01:20:30,488 --> 01:20:32,854 Say nothing to Anne or to anyone. 1608 01:20:34,659 --> 01:20:36,490 First thing we do is get rid of this lot. 1609 01:20:54,546 --> 01:20:56,309 You're not an evil man, Bob. 1610 01:20:57,048 --> 01:20:59,744 People like yourself are hungering for justice... 1611 01:20:59,818 --> 01:21:03,413 in the name of Christ who was himself the bread of life... 1612 01:21:03,488 --> 01:21:04,785 you deserve it. 1613 01:21:05,924 --> 01:21:07,448 Now I'll hear your confession. 1614 01:21:20,038 --> 01:21:22,973 In the name of the Father and the Son and of the Holy Spirit, amen. 1615 01:21:25,644 --> 01:21:26,576 Forgive me Father... 1616 01:21:27,579 --> 01:21:28,511 for I have sinned. 1617 01:21:29,681 --> 01:21:30,909 Over in that corner there... /Coleen? 1618 01:21:30,982 --> 01:21:33,109 Hey, lads... /Coleen! 1619 01:21:33,184 --> 01:21:35,311 Do you mind standing over in that corner there, please. 1620 01:21:35,387 --> 01:21:37,821 Just over here. Come on, lads. 1621 01:21:42,994 --> 01:21:44,791 Everyone line up just there. That's the idea. 1622 01:21:44,863 --> 01:21:46,194 Just over there a little bit, son. 1623 01:21:47,432 --> 01:21:50,060 Now, just come a bit closer in. That's it, and lift baby up. 1624 01:21:50,135 --> 01:21:51,363 Just behave yourself. 1625 01:21:51,903 --> 01:21:55,498 I know you don't want to be here but just behave yourself. 1626 01:21:55,573 --> 01:21:56,403 Right. 1627 01:22:01,646 --> 01:22:02,772 What, you got problems, mate? 1628 01:22:02,847 --> 01:22:03,711 Just a minute... 1629 01:22:04,749 --> 01:22:05,875 Did you hear about Tansey? 1630 01:22:05,950 --> 01:22:08,646 I believe he became unstuck in a car crash. 1631 01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:10,483 Unstuck! He's as dead as a bloody dodo! 1632 01:22:10,555 --> 01:22:11,351 How did it happen? 1633 01:22:11,423 --> 01:22:13,357 Just run into a concrete wall or something. 1634 01:22:13,425 --> 01:22:14,255 Pissed? 1635 01:22:14,325 --> 01:22:15,792 Stoned out of his head, I believe. 1636 01:22:15,860 --> 01:22:17,657 Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella. 1637 01:22:17,729 --> 01:22:19,196 Mr Williams can I have your attention, please. 1638 01:22:19,264 --> 01:22:20,322 ...just face the camera. 1639 01:22:20,398 --> 01:22:21,365 Now everybody a big smile... 1640 01:22:21,433 --> 01:22:22,627 I've seen more life in a sick note! 1641 01:22:22,701 --> 01:22:23,633 Come on, everybody! 1642 01:22:24,369 --> 01:22:29,329 One, two... Mr. Williams... Mr. Williams! 1643 01:22:29,908 --> 01:22:30,932 Bob, stop it! 1644 01:22:31,009 --> 01:22:31,976 Mr. Williams... 1645 01:22:32,043 --> 01:22:33,670 ...now face the camera, that's the idea... 1646 01:22:33,745 --> 01:22:34,734 ...after three, a big smile... 1647 01:22:34,813 --> 01:22:38,010 one... two... three... cheese! 1648 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,209 Mr. Williams? 1649 01:22:58,570 --> 01:23:00,401 The day before He suffered... 1650 01:23:00,472 --> 01:23:02,906 He took bread in his sacred hands... 1651 01:23:02,974 --> 01:23:06,102 and looking up to Heaven, to you, His Almighty Father... 1652 01:23:06,177 --> 01:23:08,202 He gave you thanks and praise. 1653 01:23:08,279 --> 01:23:12,079 He broke the bread, gave it to his disciples and said... 1654 01:23:12,717 --> 01:23:15,584 "Take this all of you and eat it... 1655 01:23:15,653 --> 01:23:19,111 this is my body which will be given up for you." 1656 01:23:28,433 --> 01:23:30,765 When supper was ended He took the cup... 1657 01:23:30,835 --> 01:23:33,030 again He gave you thanks and praise... 1658 01:23:33,104 --> 01:23:35,766 gave the cup to His disciples and said... 1659 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:39,071 "take this all of you and drink from it... 1660 01:23:39,144 --> 01:23:41,169 this is the cup of my blood... 1661 01:23:41,246 --> 01:23:43,874 the blood of the new and everlasting covenant... 1662 01:23:43,948 --> 01:23:46,542 it will be shed for you and for all men... 1663 01:23:46,618 --> 01:23:48,552 so that sins maybe forgiven." 1664 01:23:58,463 --> 01:23:59,191 Yes? 1665 01:23:59,264 --> 01:23:59,923 Hello, love. 1666 01:23:59,998 --> 01:24:01,989 Does, er, Mr. Robert Williams live here? 1667 01:24:02,066 --> 01:24:03,761 Yeah. But he's not here. 1668 01:24:03,835 --> 01:24:05,427 Can you tell me when he may be back? 1669 01:24:05,503 --> 01:24:07,801 Well, I don't know. He's gone to church. Why? 1670 01:24:07,872 --> 01:24:09,840 Does he own a green Transit van... 1671 01:24:09,908 --> 01:24:11,603 ...BRJ 563Y? 1672 01:24:11,676 --> 01:24:13,234 Yeah, but it's been stolen. 1673 01:24:13,311 --> 01:24:16,041 Well, we've found it. It's in the police pound at Collyhurst. 1674 01:24:16,114 --> 01:24:18,810 I wonder if you'd give him a message, ask him to collect it. 1675 01:24:49,948 --> 01:24:51,108 The body of Christ... 1676 01:24:51,816 --> 01:24:52,805 Amen... 125935