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I refuse to believe
that it's five in the morning.

I refuse to believe that two
hours of witty conversation...

and nonstop charm,
have been terminated...

because you decided
to play Dudley Do-Right.

She was all over me, Crockett.

I mean, that woman was so fine,
she could kick-start a 747.

Did you bring the money, mon?

Crummy two-key deal.

Probably won't even get past
the preliminary.

Code 1-9, heading west
towards Biscayne.

Hey, hey!

This was supposed to be
a lightweight deal.

Yeah, that's what we thought
till the fireworks started.

Boy, it's been a real all-star
season for drug rip-offs.

Ten in the last three weeks.
Seven by the same group.

What do we know
about these guys?

Hey, hey! Not now,
will you please? Take a walk.

They come well prepared.

Interarms KG-99 machine pistols...

and they're not in the habit
of leaving witnesses.

Well,
we gave Homicide the license number. Oh.

Where did Switek and Zito
get a line on this deal?

They put a wiretap
on the guys that got shot.

Look, go home, you guys.
Get some rest.

I mean it.

Heads up!
- Whoa! Yo!

Hey, youngblood! I hope that
didn't take too much out of ya.

What, are you gift wrapping
that corn?

You hear how close we came
to busting Echaveria Friday night?

The Colombian supplier?
Mm-hmm.

Hey, Calabrese, how you comin'
with that lobster?

Terrible. You got a billy club
around here?

A billy club? I'd just mace
this sucker first.

Now, we're having dinner
with him up in Lauderdale,

doin' our
"Loose Money From Detroit" routine.

Where's the tin foil?
Throw me the foil, baby.

Yeah, things are gettin' real familiar.
We're about to start talkin' numbers...

when all of a sudden this bailiff
Jake knows from the county courthouse...

tips his Seven-and-Seven
to us from the bar.

You could have made this guy
with a red cane.

I'm talkin' civil servant right down to
his size 14 wing tips and Mason ring.

So, Echavera...
- "Echevierra."

Echevierra gets hinky and
immediately backs out of the whole deal.

Hey, Ricardo,
hand me that fork there, bud. Yo.

So, how did Echevierra know
that he was tipping his drink at you?

Didn't I tell ya?
He's a friend of Jake.

So, your dealer didn't know that.
Come on, guys.

Where's your imagination,
your initiative?

Okay, coach. What would
you have done?

I immediately get
in the guy's face,

ask him, "Who's the yo-yo in the button-down
shirt blowin' kisses at you from the bar?"

Then I'd accuse him of being a cop,
and then I'd storm out of the joint...

and refuse to even
talk to him for at least two weeks.

By then, the guy'd be beggin'
to make you a deal.

That's street corner theater. We do that kind of stuff all the time.
- Uh-huh.

Yeah, well, maybe waitin'
around two weeks...

for an "if-maybe"
might be your guys' style...

but Bobby and I are Jumpin' Jack Flash
and Captain Go-Fast.

Yeah, right!

I see.
- New blood on the block.

I see.
- You don't believe me? You don't believe me?

All right? Well, this fella right here says
that we make more busts for more weight...

than you two
by the end of the month.
- Ooh.

Oh, I don't know.
Are we on?

Put it away, kid. I don't
want to take your money.

Hey, Teresa, do these guys
ever punch out?

Yeah, once a month,
he takes me to see Serpico.

Too bad.
He could've used the company.

Okay, baby face, you're on.
- All right! You're on!

Ooh!

And now for the pièce de résistance.

Oh, yes.
- Man's work.

Hey, Gina, Gina,
let me help. A man comin' through.

I can't believe it!

Tubbs, that was $28.95!

I hope he likes
the local waters.

Don't really have much
to tell you.

We were sittin' on
Frito and Perez for about a week.

Some middleman called,

offered to set him up with a couple
of guys and three keys of coke.

The middleman,
what was his name?

Desmond.
Right. Desmond Maxwell.

Talks with a...
Jamaican accent, mon.

Desmond Maxwell.

Well, that's our ten o'clock
and it's early.

I still got to reload
the camera here.

Yeah, sure. Try to
blend in, will ya, guys?

♪ Nobody♪♪

All right. All right. All
right. All right. Yeah, buddy.

All right. What's up?
What's up, y'all?

Daytona 365 party car!
Rocket to the moon.

♪ I've got the look
you want to know better ♪

♪ I've got the glasses
that's all together ♪♪

Let me show you what I got,
my man. I got Dunhill, all right?

I got Vuarnet, all right?
I got "Carrora."

These glasses are real good. There's
glare resistance, water resistance...

contender tough to Cazzie
and a lot less dangerous to wear.

Sunglasses? That's it?

I thought you said when you phoned
we was gonna do some business.

Yo, man, you better be glad
I'm a Pisces and don't offend easy.

Outside I have a car,
that car has a trunk.

You dig music man?
I got Duran Duran...

Front-runner of fashion pop.

I got Blondie. I got Toots
and the crazy Maytals.

I got those tapes and more.

I guess you need something to play
with them. How about 30 Technics M2-45s?

What's wrong, baby?
You don't like music?

How about VCRs?

I got one Hitachi in the trunk that
represents 50 back at the warehouse.

What's that?
Termites, man?

No, no.
Construction next door.

Hustler '82! I got back
issues. I got Playboy,

Oui, Boobs and Buns and Gent.

What's wrong, homeboy?
You don't like books?

I'll tell you what I got.
I got two gross Calvin Klein underwear.

Let me tell you what colors I got.
I got ivory and shell pink.

But I know this being
the beginning of the season,

I'm quite sure you fellas wanna,
like, shop around.

I can always come back
next week.

I hope you got a good lawyer in
them pockets of yours, motormouth.

Yeah, man.

Where you gonna be?
- Yo, man!

Like a total miscarriage of justice! Hey,
Bobby, Jake.

Say, we heard about
your friends in the van.

You guys okay?
- Everything's cool.

And you let 'em get away? Guys, where's
your sense of initiative, imagination?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you
guys do a little homework for me?

No way, champ. We got
a business appointment.

Who's your backup?
- There's no money involved. Just a preliminary.

Oh, by the way, Crockett, I made a reservation
in my checking account this morning.

Yeah, well, it'd better
be a withdrawal.

Yeah.

We're gonna wanna circulate
this guy in some suburban lockups...

for a couple of weeks till the burglary
operation wraps up.

We don't want him
yappin' over six counties.

You must be jokin', man.
You're lookin' at Mr. Silence.

You couldn't torture
nothin' out of me.

Name?
Nugart Neville Lamont...

The Noogman. You got some pretty legs,
mamma.

You can call me, "Noogie,"
that's if you wanna boogie.

Yo, yo, excuse me. That's some
motivating perfume, mamma.

I ain't ashamed to tell ya.
What's that, Je Reviens?

Estée Lauder?
White Linen.

No, that's that '82 private stock.

Yeah.

Trudy, you got that info
on Desmond Maxwell?

My computer drew a
total blank. Keep checking.

Stop it. I don't know about you,
Detective...

This is a municipal building...
But I'm getting very bored with...

For goodness sake! this
strangers on the train routine.

I was thinkin' maybe I'd pick up a
couple of pounds of cracked crab...

and maybe
a couple of bottles of...-

Special delivery, Sonny.

Thank you.

Yeah. Let's see.
Where was I?

Oh, yes. A couple of bottles of D.P.
and throw 'em on ice.

Then we'll sail out off Key Biscayne,
a little music. A little...

Hmm?

I'm sorry.
Where were we?

Oh, about ten miles
out into the Atlantic.

That your bank statement
or did you just win a lottery?

"The Superior Court of Florida...
That Caroline Crockett...

does hereby petition for dissolution of
marriage from James 'Sonny' Crockett."

There ought to be a law
against form letters.

Sonny, we can always take
a rain check on dinner.

Absolutely not. I've been
expecting this a long time.

Eight o'clock?

You keep that sorry excuse
for a reptile below deck,

and you've got yourself a deal.

It's a date then.

I just got a ballistics report.

Ten-to-one it's an Uzi.

That kind of spray pattern
gets serious.

Yeah, so what's your guess,
Professor?

Definitely machine pistols.

Interarms KG-99.

So, it's the same rip-off scheme
that's tied into all the rest?

Yeah, Opa-Locka last week.

Overtown three days ago.

That shooting at Dadeland Mall
where the ten-year-old kid was hit.

We're into some major,
major crazies here.

Uh, Sonny, your informant
wants to talk to you.

What informant? That joker?
He's no informant. I think he is now.

Yeah, man, where you takin' me,
homeboy?

What you doin' to me, man?
Yo, easy, man. I'm the Noogman.

Relax. You know who
you're dealin' with?

I'm the noogie-noogie-woogie.

Okay, Tubbs, you can unveil
the Mona Lisa.

Just as I thought: tacky.
- Let's hear it.

I've been doin' some thinkin'. I'm much
too young and too fine to do any more time.

So, I'm gonna do you fellas a favor.
Like what? Put a sock in your mouth?

Mirth, I love it.
But seriously fellas,

I couldn't help overhearing
on the radio earlier...

about a couple of Colombians
that got bumped this morning.

Now, I may be able to do something
for you on that one.

Oh, yeah? Like what?
- Well, I don't know
who the shooters were,

but a homeboy of mine
set up the deal.

A fella by the name of...

Desmond Maxwell ring a bell?

So, you fellas wanna do
business together or what?

I'm kind of thirsty.
Y'all got any Perrier around?

With a twist.

Fella by the name of Desmond Maxwell.
A Jamaican dude.

What's in it for me? Well, if you come across
anything, a hundred bucks and a brand-new VCR.

Front loaded?
You know that, homeboy.

All right.
Take care of that for me.

How much more of this hot comedy
we gonna put up with this dude?

Well, Jamaica town is only ten blocks
square. Give me a break, man.

I will serve no swine
before his time.

Yo, see that dude over there? My man makes
a living burning down cleaners. Yo, Ramon!

What's up, man?
People jealous of the Noogman.

What's up, homeboy?
How you feel, man?

My man makes a living
selling stolen gravity boots.

Hey, Lamont, spare us the Fortune 500
of the sleazoid set, will ya?

Yo, man, I'm gettin' a little rusty
around the edges.

I need a little pick-me-up. You know I
got a friendly right around the corner.

You wanna get high? Well,
you know, it serves the purpose.

You understand what I'm sayin'?
What's up?

Listen, little squirrel, we don't work
our informants that way, you got it?

All right. Forget I said anything.
Great.

Buggy ride with a damn junkie.

Yo, man, I ain't no junkie.
I'm a speed freak.

Yo, hold it!
What day is it?

The day you go to jail, buddy.

Tuesday. Dominos. Desmond plays
dominos every Tuesday afternoon.

Man, I swear to God. Just give me
one more chance...

and I swear to God if I'm lying,
may God strike me down right here!

Pow!

Don Rickles... and you know that.

What's up, homeboy? What it look like?
What you got?

Yo! Hey!

Did you hear that?
What, man?

Two-minute warning, pal.

Look, pay dirt.

Is that Desmond? No,
no. That's Desmond's main man.

Antonio. They used to promote
dogfights down in Sweetwater.

Yo, yo, man.
Give me $80.

Get out of here.
Wait till he comes back out.

Come on, man. You think he wants
to be seen passing info at the bar?

Is you drunk, man?
Give me some money.

All right. Here's 60...
And it better be good.

Don't even worry about it,
man. Y'all wait here. Yo, yo, homeboy!

What's up homeboy? How you doin'?
What's up, my man? How you feelin'?

What's up?
Big ups. I'll be back.

You trust this dude?

Man, you'd better get used
to working with informers.

Down here they account for
about 80 percent of all of our cases.

I hope he steps it up. I gotta meet
Caroline and her lawyer in an hour.

The divorce?

I got confirmation of the court
date this morning in the mail.

Man, I'll tell ya.

It sure takes the wind out of your
sails to see it there on the calendar.

Hey.

Yo, yo, cabbie!
Yo, cabbie!

Oh!

There you go. I was just lookin'
for you guys.

April Fool's is over,
yellow socks.

There's a lead I have to check out right
away, man. Desmond's in Lauderdale.

Shut up.
No, no.

You go out of your way to help
young kids and animals...

and look what you go through.

You little worm. How did you hear
about Desmond?

From the police report. He
must've lifted it off of Don's desk.

You know,
that's another six months...

on the "D" yard softball team,
yellow socks.

All right. All right. I'll be honest with
you, man. I don't know this guy Desmond.

I've been in jail for a year,
all right?

When I got in the streets, I thought I
could use my old connections to help me out,

but I don't know nobody...

and that's the square biz,
homeboy.

I must have lost my mind
givin' this grease stain 60 bucks.

Get up, you.
- But you guys been real good to me.

You know what I'm sayin',
homeboy?

From now on,
you ride in the backseat.

Uh-huh.

Detective Crockett.

Hi, Caroline.
Oh, hi.

Oh, honey. Oh,
nothing. It's just an accident.

Caroline has informed me
that there won't be any problems...

with the settlement... properties,
insurance, responsibility of debts.

It seems like a very amicable
divorce.

Yeah, it is.

In fact, I don't even know
why we need you.

Good afternoon. Our specials
today are the cold pasta salad,

the boneless squab stuffed with
foie gras and the John Dory, sautéed.

Give me a bourbon, straight up.

As far as the custody matter is concerned, you'll
be able to spend as much time with your son...

as travel and your work schedule
will allow.

What travel?
Ten minutes on the expressway?

I've made a very hard
decision, Sonny.

Billy and I are moving
back to Atlanta.

I've got a firm job offer
from Stanhope Clinic...

and you know what
that means to me.

Plus, Billy has his cousins
and his grandparents there.

No way, Caroline.

No way are you takin'
my kid out of this state.

Sonny, we already agreed
he should stay with me.

Now, you just have to accept
that I have my own life now.

Yeah, well, I have
my own life too...

and a big part of that includes
being a father... so, forget it, Caroline.

No damn way.

Now you know why
I hired a lawyer.

I'm not gonna back down, Sonny.
I'm sorry.

Okay, Caroline.
I'll buy into this game.

I'll buy in all the way.

Oh, Mr. Crockett.

Crockett.

Yeah, Tubbs.

Where?

Stay back. Stay back.

Bobby died instantly,
and Jake’s just holding on by a thread.

It's just a preliminary meet.

It was supposed to be
a preliminary meet.

Yeah.

They both got hit
with machine pistols.

The same guys
that tried to get us?

Have to wait for ballistics.
- Lou.

We found this recorder
on Bobby...

and this was still in it.

There he is.

Hey, brother, what it is?

What it is, mon?
Jamaican.

Hey, you alone? Just me,
mon. You got the cash?

When do we get to see the dope?

Where the hell's their backup? They didn't request
any. It was supposed to be an introduction.

Ri-Right now?

They were gonna try and pop 'em.
Why?

Right here, mon.
Take a look.

All right, Miami Vice.
You're under arrest!

They're out there all alone.
Why are they playin' gunslinger?

Put your hands on the bench
right now, man!

Jake, look out!

Bobby, I'm hit.

Thr...Three...

Ja...Make. Cans.

He's tryin' to identify them.

Three...

May cans.

Lester, is there any way
that you can clean up that last part?

I can pull up the low
and phase out some of the background.

Do it.
- Ballistics.

Extractor marks on the casings
are from an Interarms KG-99.

Sonny, I called the D.E.A. boys,

and there's nothing current
on Desmond Maxwell in this state,

but he did some federal time
up in Atlanta.

Atlanta.
Where have I heard that before?

Oh, yeah. It looks like
somebody else we know...

did time with Desmond Maxwell
in Atlanta.

Who?
Our old buddy, Noogie Lamont.

The little twerp's
holdin' out on us.

♪ What's love got to do
Got to do with this ♪

Give me a cigarette.
I left mine in the machine, homeboy.

♪ What's love but a secondhand
emotion ♪♪

Yo, what's up, y'all? Run it down.
What it be like? And you know that.

You did time with Desmond Maxwell
in Atlanta. We want an introduction.

D-Desmond Maxwell.

That's a dangerous individual.

It's your only way out, Lamont.
Out?

Who wants out? Three squares
a day. Stimulating conversation.

Daytime soaps
and a great dental plan.

Besides, I'm a lover
not a fighter.

Desmond Maxwell
is a stone cold killer.

So, you're a lover, huh?

Did you ever hear of a guy
by the name of Boogaloo Jones?

350-pound freakazoid?
Who hasn't?

Well I hear that he's sittin' all
by himself in a cell up on "C" block,

and I heard he just loves
guys like you.

You wouldn't.

He would.

He's totally without scruples.

What's it gonna be, lover boy?

Wh-What do you want me to do?

Set up a drug deal
between Desmond and us.

♪♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah ♪

♪ We're jammin' ♪

♪ I wanna jam it with you ♪

♪ We're jammin' ♪

♪ And I hope you like
jamming too ♪

♪ Ain't no rules, ain't no vows
We can do it anyhow ♪

♪ I and I will see you through ♪

♪ Every day we pay the price
of the living sacrifice ♪

♪ We jam until the jam
is through ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah
We're jammin' ♪

♪ To think that jammin''
was a thing of the past ♪

♪ Hey, we're jammin' ♪

♪ All right
Hey ♪

♪ I wanna jam it with you ♪

♪ Ain't no bullet can stop us now
We neither beg nor we won't bow ♪

♪ Neither can be bought nor sold ♪

♪ Every day we pay the price
We are the livin' sacrifice ♪

♪ Life is worth much more
than gold ♪ What's the setup?

Desmond don't like
to make deals on the street,

but because of the family ties,
he said he'll see what he can do.

All right? So, just chill out,
homeboy. ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ We're jammin'
Jammin' ♪

♪ And I hope you like jammin' too ♪ Desmond,
my man. What's up?

What it look like?
Oh, these are players.

Meet Sonny Bates. Rico's
Montego Bay by way of Brooklyn,

and I brought 'em here
to do some business with you.

They cool, man. I'm tellin' you.
- Cool runnin', mon.

♪ Jah rules all creation ♪
What on your mind, mon?

Sit yourself down.

We're hopin' that 300K
can get 10 keys of some majestic blow.

Take us back to Fun City.

I don't deal with strangers.

Hey, brother man.
What you talkin' about stranger?

Didn’t you do time with Noogie?

Hmm? True?
Friend of a friend.

I used to spend some time
at Star Jam in Montego.

We probably know
a lot of the same people.

I know the Star Jam.

Noogie, get me some cigarettes.
You got it, homeboy.

Let's not waste any more time.
We got 300 grand, cash.

We'll be at this address
until midnight.

After that, we and our money
are a memory.

♪ Ooh
All right ♪

♪♪

♪ We're jammin' ♪
Cool runnin', mon.

You know you just
gave that dude Noogie's number?

Yeah, I figured it'd read better
than the downtown precinct.

You gonna tell Noogie? If I do,
he wouldn't go through with it.

Besides, he'll be covered. It's
called "baitin' the trap," Tubbs.

You know what you're doin',
man? You're hanging that dude out to dry.

Yeah, I'm endangerin' the guy's life,
and I'm not tellin' him.

Hey, man, you're cuttin'
too many corners.
- What? You don't?

I'm sorry, Tubbs, but I've known
Jake and Bobby since the academy.

I brought 'em along, man.

♪ I wanna jam with you ♪

If somethin' happens to him,
it's gonna haunt me for a long time.

And guess what?
I'm doin' it anyway.

We'll set up surveillance
and three teams of backups.

♪ All right ♪

Yo, man, I'm free, the cigarettes
ain't. You can thank me later, homeboy.

♪ I wanna jam with you
Oh, yeah ♪♪

Tubbs.

Where you guys been?
We just picked up the shooters.

The guys that shot
Jake and Bobby?

Yeah. They're down at Homicide.
We'll be right there.

Noogie, operation's canceled.

Oh, yeah. Seriously?
You're off the hook, blood.

All right!
- What?
- So are you.

Homicide just grabbed
the shooters.

All right. It was nice
doin' business with you fellas, man.

Noogs, you take care
of yourself, you hear?

All right, man. You know
you're all right with me, homeboy.

You my man. You know that. You too,
man. Y'all take care of yourself.

Yeah, you do the same. Yo, mamma. When
you gonna let me bust? He ain't nothin'.

Yo, what's up? What's up?
What's up with this?

Yo, yo.

What you be talkin'? Murder?

I've just been drivin' with my brother
when the man is comin' down on us.

I don't murder no man, no how.

You and your friend were found
drivin' the van...

seen at the shooting
this morning, Tyler.

Same make, same model.
Identical plates.

Look, man. Don't make it
any worse on yourself now.

I already told
the other officer we found the van...

abandoned at 123rd and the river.

The keys were still in it.

I don't murder no man.

God be my judge.

If his story was any more lame,
it'd be on crutches.

Any leads on the third guy?

Give me another 20 minutes with Uncle
Rod there, and we'll be battin' a thousand.

Looks like to me you've already
had your share of playin' time.

Hey, so he got
banged up a little.

It happened during the chase.

I must've missed that on the arrest
report. What chase was that?

The one around
the table in there.

I caught up with him
about the third go-around.

By the time I got finished,
he couldn't stop singin'.

Mm-hmm.
That's real smart, Alessi.

Cool it, Crockett.
Prime suspect in a cop murder...

Come on. and you risk gettin' the entire
case thrown out of some appeals court...

because of your bush league, backroom,
rubber hose techniques.

Crockett, what...
Crockett, that's enough!

Alessi, you're gonna have
to answer to Internal Affairs.

That guy's definitely Haitian.
Well, same as his friend.

I could've sworn those voices
on that tape were Jamaican.

Jamaican, Haitian, on a body bug with 40 dB's
of static, how you gonna tell the difference?

I can tell.

Come on, Tubbs. Let's go over to
the hospital and see how Jake’s doin'.

Gina called me from there
just 20 minutes ago. No change.

Still in a coma.
Get some sleep, both of you.

Crockett, I just finished
transferring the tape.

They already busted the guys,
Lester.

I spent the last three and a half hours
decoding, phasing and remixing this.

Now you don't wanna
listen to it? Okay. Okay.

Three...

Ja... mai... cans.

Three Jamai... Three Jamaicans.

They may not
have known the difference.

Red.
Red.

Red...

El... do...

ra... do.

Red Eldorado? They were driving
a red Eldorado?

The Haitians claim
they found the van this morning.

The Jamaicans dumped the van after
our shootout and picked up a new car.

Homicide's got the wrong guys.

The shooters are still at large,
and Noogie's out there by himself.

Hello?
Yeah, Noogie?

This is Tubbs. I got something
I gotta tell you.

I got something to tell you, man. There's three
dudes here that wanna put that deal together.

You hear me?

All right. We have ground entrances
and exits here, here and here.

There's a second story fire escape
on the north end.

Sharpshooter Team One
will be posted at 2401.

Team Two, 2403,
Team Three, 2400,

Team Four, 2402.

Tracy, you and your unit
will handle the tear gas grenades.

Coordinates will be alerted when
we give our first warning with the horn.

Whoa. Wait a second. Do you have
any idea what you're dealin' with here?
- Yeah, terrorists.

You start in with that bullhorn routine,
and Lamont's a dead man.

None of my men are risking their hides
for some lowlife.

Unless you've a better idea in mind,
I'd like to move on now.

Yeah, well,
he's my lowlife, pal,

and we put him into this spot,
and I don't want him dead...

The m-man's sayin'...

we got somethin' else in mind.

Yo, man, all these guns are very,
very unnecessary.

Yo, your friends drive
a black Ferrari?

Yeah, man.

♪ Christmas coming ♪♪

If you hear me,
blink your lights.

Good. Move the shooter back
on 2401.

Okay, fellas.
Here we go.

Hey, Noogie. What it is,
homeboy? Everything cool?

Well, what it look like?
Oh, didn't know it was party time.

Where's your partner, mon?

I only bring him around for the
really big deals. So, where's the cash?

Yeah, right. He's funny.
Let me see the stuff first.

We have the stuff, mon.
- I checked it out, Sonny. Everything's cool, man.

If Noogie says it's okay,
then it's okay.

I got the cash in the car. I'll go
and fetch it. Take it easy, mon.

Winston.

What's this?

You know, you fellas ain't showin'
a great deal of good faith.

Why not shut up, boy?

Okay, it's right here
in the trunk.

Nice big suitcase, Jimmy.

Who's your backup?

There's no money involved.
Just a preliminary.

Oh, by the way, Crockett, I made a reservation
in my checking account this morning.

Yeah, well, it'd better
be a withdrawal.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hold it!

Dead.

I don't wanna die.

You're not gonna die.

Easy. It's over.

You guys all right?
Yeah.

You?

Crockett.
Yo.

Jake's out of his coma.
All right.

Y'all take good care of him,
you hear?

Stay cool, brother man.

Hey, Noogie. We was
just on our way to see you, man.

Hey, glad to see
you're all right, man.

You guys are too late. I'm outta
here. I brought you a present.

You know, you guys are somethin' else,
you know that?

You try to get me bumped
by three crazed Jamaicans,

and you buy me a box of candy
and you think everything's cool?

Let me see what kind
of candy this is. Turtles?

I hate turtles, man.
You know what I'm sayin'?

You know, you guys are lucky
I see the overall picture.

I understand the nature
of our relationship.

You know what I'm sayin'? You use
me one time, and I'll use you the next.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What do
you mean? What relationship? Right.

I'm a walking communications network
in designer jeans, baby.

I was thinking of
a five percent split...

but we've gotta think of expenses,
dental and pensions.

Noogie!
Yo.

Noogie!

What's happenin', Carlotta,
baby, baby?

Noogie! Noogie, you okay?

Yeah, baby, it's superficial.

In the line of duty,
but I'm okay, now, you understand,

because the Noogman heal fast.

You know what I'm sayin',
fellas? But anytime y'all need the Noogman,

you know where I'll be at.

You know?
You know what I'm sayin'?

What's my name?
Noogie!

♪ Said the beat don't stop
till the break of dawn ♪

♪ I said skip, jive,
what can I say ♪

♪ I can't fit 'em all
inside my O.J. ♪

♪ So I just take half
Suss the mike ♪

♪ Trick or trill ♪

♪ I said, hey, baby,
by the way, what's your name ♪

♪ She said I go by the name
of Lois Lane ♪

♪ You can be my boyfriend
You surely can ♪

♪ Just let me quit my boyfriend
called Superman ♪

♪ I said, he's a fairy
I do suppose ♪

♪ Flyin' through the air
in panty hose ♪♪

Nugart Neville Lamont.

The antidote to civilization.

Let's go see Jake.

Oh, boy, I tell ya.

It takes all kinds
to make a world, you know?