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[PANTING]
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HE'S HERE.
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WHERE, MR. THORNE?
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HUH? [GASPS]
THERE!
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I--I SAW HIM!
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[WIND HOWLING]
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[CLINK]
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WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?
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TAKE HIM!
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AAAGGGHHH!
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UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!
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[PUNCH]
UHH!
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UHH!
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OK. HA HA HA.
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WE SPLIT THE TAKE,
30-70.
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[GASPS]
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50-50.
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AAH.
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UHH!
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UHH!
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UHH!
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HOW--HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
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I'M THE BATMAN.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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THE BATMAN.
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[ENGINE REVS]
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[BEEPING]
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SURPRISE.
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I'M TOUCHED, ALFRED,
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BUT MY BIRTHDAY
ISN'T UNTIL OCTOBER.
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Alfred: IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY,
MASTER BRUCE.
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3 YEARS AGO TONIGHT,
YOU FIRST DONNED
CAPE AND COWL.
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CRIME FLIES.
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CHOP-CHOP.
MAKE A WISH.
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I WISH...I WISH...
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I WISH THEY WERE HERE, TOO.
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VERY MUCH SO.
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TO THE MEMORY OF THOMAS
AND MARTHA WAYNE...
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THE REASON
I BECAME THE BATMAN.
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Reporter: CHIEF ROJAS,
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CAN YOU VERIFY RUMORS
THAT IT WAS THE BATMAN
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WHO APPREHENDED
CRIME BOSS RUPERT THORNE
AND HIS GANG LAST NIGHT?
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DO YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO'S
ACTUALLY SEEN THIS BATMAN?
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[REPORTERS MURMUR]
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BECAUSE HE'S WHAT'S CALLED
AN URBAN LEGEND.
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WHY THAT CHEEKY...
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BRAN FLAKES, SIR.
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EASY, ALFRED. THE BATMAN'S
RIGHT WHERE HE LIKES,
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HOVERING BELOW
THE RADAR.
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YOU ARE NOT ONE
TO BASK IN GLORY,
MASTER BRUCE.
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WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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IN ONLY 3 YEARS TIME,
OUR CRIME RATE
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HAS PLUMMETED
TO A NATIONWIDE LOW,
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THANKS TO GOTHAM'S
FINEST.
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BACK TO YOU, JIM.
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NEXT UP, BILLIONAIRE
BRUCE WAYNE
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CONTRIBUTES AN
UNPRECEDENTED SUM
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TO GOTHAM'S CHILDREN'S
HOSPITAL.
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AND IN SPORTS, THE GATORS
KICK OFF A NEW SEASON
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WITH TONIGHT'S
HOME GAME.
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WHICH BILLIONAIRE
BRUCE WAYNE WILL BE
THERE TO ENJOY.
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YOUR SEASON TICKETS,
SIR.
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OH, TONIGHT?
OH, BUT I HAD--
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WORK TO DO
IN THE BATCAVE?
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FOR THE BATMAN
TO BETTER REMAIN
BELOW THE RADAR,
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BRUCE WAYNE
MUST OCCASIONALLY
VENTURE ABOVE IT.
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GET ANYTHING
ON OUR VIGILANTE
THIS TIME, BENNETT?
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BESIDES THE FACT
THAT HE BAT-WRAPPED
THORNE'S BUTT FOR US?
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WELL, IT'S UP TO YOU
AND YOUR PARTNER
TO SEE TO IT
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THAT THIS URBAN LEGEND
DOESN'T BECOME
A FOLK HERO.
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PARTNER? SINCE WHEN?
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SINCE I DECIDED
TWO HEADS ARE
BETTER THAN ONE.
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DETECTIVE
ETHAN BENNETT,
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MEET DETECTIVE
ELLEN YIN,
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FORMALLY OF
METROPOLIS P.D.
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THEIR LOSS.
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HOWDY,
PARTNER.
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WELCOME TO GOTHAM.
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NOW THAT YOU TWO
ARE ACQUAINTED,
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BRING ME THIS BATMAN,
WHOEVER HE IS.
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Alfred: AHEM.
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I KNOW, ALFRED.
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TIME FOR SWINGING BACHELOR
BRUCE WAYNE
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TO PUT ON
THE PARTY HAT.
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REST ASSURED,
MASTER BRUCE.
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YOU'RE NEVER FAR
FROM THE BATCAVE
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WITH THE MODERN
MIRACLE OF BATWAVE.
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[BEEPING]
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STEINER, CHECK.
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McSWAIN, CHECK.
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223, VACANT.
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HEY.
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NO ONE LOGGED
ANY NEW ARRIVALS.
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WHOA.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?
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WHAT THE...
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I WAS FEELING A BIT
SCREW-LOOSE,
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SO I CHECKED MYSELF IN.
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WHO--WHO ARE YOU?
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MY CARD.
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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NO! NO! NO!
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[EVIL LAUGH]
AAH!
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[BUZZER]
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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OL' BATS NEVER
LEAVES A TRACE.
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NO PRINTS, NO FOLLICLES,
NO MATCH ON TIRE TRACKS.
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CUSTOM JOBS.
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THE DUDE HAS RESOURCES.
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AND A KNACK
FOR SHOWING UP
WHERE CRIME IS
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AND POLICE AREN'T.
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I'VE NEVER
LAID EYES ON HIM.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
JUST IN.
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AND UNKNOWN PERP
RELEASED ALL PATIENTS
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FROM THE EAST WING
OF ARKHAM ASYLUM.
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WHA? THAT'S CRAZY!
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CRAZY ENOUGH
TO LURE A BAT?
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[ALARMS]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[ORGAN PLAYING]
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YOU KNOW, I ONCE
TOYED WITH THE IDEA
OF BUYING THE GATORS...
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BUYING THEM LUNCH.
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[GIRLS LAUGH]
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OH, MR. WAYNE.
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[BEEPING]
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UH, PARDON ME, LADIES.
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[BEEPING]
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ARKHAM?
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Announcer: AND AMONG
GOTHAM NOTABLES,
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WE WELCOME THE YOUNG CEO
OF WAYNE INDUSTRIES
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BRUCE WAYNE...UH...
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GRABBING A GATOR DOG,
NO DOUBT.
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NO DOUBT.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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GOTTA WORK
ON THOSE STOPS.
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[ENGINE REVS,
TIRES SCREECH]
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[SIREN]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
WHOA!
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[JACK-IN-THE-BOX PLAYING
POP GOES THE WEASEL]
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WHAT THE...
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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OH!
AAH!
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THAT WAS THEATRICAL.
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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HE TAKES AFTER HIS PA,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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WHAT DID YOU DO
TO HIM?
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JUST SOME LAUGHING GAS, DRAG.
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DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT AN INMATE.
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WHAT RATIONAL BEING
DRESSES LIKE YOU?
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SPEAKING OF THREADS,
THINK THIS IS
A GOOD LOOK FOR ME?
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WHO ARE YOU?
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JOKER.
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NOT WHAT, WHO?
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SMEAR-FREE.
IT'S PERMA-CLOWN.
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OOH, TOUGH CROWD.
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LOOK! NOTHING UP
MY SLEEVES.
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HA HA.
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NOTHING THAT WON'T PUT
A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.
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SAY CHEESE!
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[CACKLING]
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I'M OUT OF GAS.
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AND I'M OUT OF PATIENCE!
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YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO
SPOIL A COMING-OUT PARTY.
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HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO SPREAD MIRTH AND WHIMSY
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WITHOUT A PROPER HIDEOUT?
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LISTEN, JOKER,
YOU'RE SICK!
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YOU NEED HELP.
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WELL, MAYBE I AM
A LITTLE OFF.
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
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LOCK ME IN THE LOONEY BIN?
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I'M ALREADY HERE.
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SITUATION REPORT?
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WE'RE ROUNDING UP
PATIENTS
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AND WAITING
FOR CHOPPERS
TO TAKE US OVER.
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LIKE WE'LL GET
ANY DRIER?
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MY NEW PARTNER.
TRIATHLON WHIZ.
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YOU KNOW,
I REALLY LOVE THIS PLACE.
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MY OLD HIDEOUT'S
A SHAMBLES.
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EYAH. AND THESE DIGS
JUST SCREAM ME.
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OK, TAKE BACK
THE ASYLUM.
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BUT MARK MY WORDS,
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THIS TOWN HAS
HAPPY DAYS AHEAD.
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[MANIACAL LAUGH]
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[ POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYS]
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SMILE, GOTHAM!
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[SIGHS]
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WELL, BETTER SPLIT UP.
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
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BENNETT, SPOT THE PERP?
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THE BAT.
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SIR, A STRANGER
IN THE BATCAVE?
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TONIGHT, WE'LL MAKE
AN EXCEPTION.
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OH, MY, CHAP
COULD USE A DENTIST.
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OR A MEDIC.
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RIGHT, THEN.
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Reporter over broadcast:
CHIEF ROJAS,
ANY SUSPECTS YET
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IN THIS BIZARRE
JACK-IN-THE-BOX
HOSTAGE INCIDENT?
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Rojas: I'M NOT AT LIBERTY
TO REVEAL WHOM.
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BUT I FEEL CONFIDENT
OUR BEST DETECTIVES
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ARE CLOSING IN ON HIM
AS WE SPEAK.
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[BROADCAST CLICKS OFF]
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AND GOTHAM GATOR FAN
BRUCE WAYNE
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WITH NARY AN ALIBI.
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HOW'S OUR PATIENT?
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DESPITE THE GHASTLY GRIMACE,
FIT AS A FIDDLE.
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POOR FELLOW SIMPLY
A PRISONER IN HIS OWN BODY.
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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A SAMPLE OF JOKER'S GAS
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IS OUR ONLY HOPE
OF DERIVING AN ANTIDOTE.
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I NEED TO FIND IT
BEFORE THIS MADMAN
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PUTS A PERMANENT SMILE
ON ALL OF GOTHAM.
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SMILE, GOTHAM!
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MY OLD HIDEOUT'S
A SHAMBLES.
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IF I FIND THE OLD HIDEOUT,
I FIND THIS JOKER.
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MASTER BRUCE,
SOMEONE TO SEE YOU.
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WHO IS IT, ALFRED?
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THE POLICE.
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DETECTIVE, UH,
AM I UNDER ARREST?
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YO, BRUCE!
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HEY, ETHAN.
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WHERE YOU BEEN,
MY FRIEND?
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MASTER BRUCE WAS AT
THE GATOR GAME LAST NIGHT.
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SPEAKING OF, I THOUGHT
WE WERE ALL SET
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TO SHOOT SOME HOOPS
LAST WEEK.
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AH, I'VE BEEN BURIED,
ETHAN, 24/7.
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SO, WHY THE SUDDEN VISIT?
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JUST NEEDED TO TALK
TO SOMEONE.
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OTHER THAN THE GUYS
AT THE STATION, I MEAN.
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THIS IS GONNA
SOUND WEIRD, BRUCE.
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BUT LAST NIGHT,
I SAW THE BATMAN.
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[PORCELAIN
SHATTERS]
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ONLY A MING.
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SO, HE'S FOR REAL?
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WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?
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A DUDE LIKE YOU OR ME.
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EXCEPT HE WEARS BATJAMAS.
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TOUGH PART'S THIS,
BRUCE.
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I REALLY BELIEVE
THE BAT'S HELPING
GOTHAM.
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EVEN IF HE IS ON THE
WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW.
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BUT HE'S GETTING
A BAD RAP,
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00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,772
AND THE HEAT'S ON ME
TO TAKE HIM DOWN.
243
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,443
LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN HIDEOUT.
244
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,035
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD
THIS ONE BEFORE,
BATMAN.
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00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,372
THERE WERE THESE 2 FELLOWS
IN AN ABANDONED
PARTY FAVOR FACTORY.
246
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,541
ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER...
247
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,752
WHERE ARE YOU
KEEPING THE GAS, JOKER?
248
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,420
YOU CALL THAT
A PUNCH LINE?
249
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,089
I DON'T SHARE
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.
250
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,091
YET WE'RE LINKED,
YOU AND I.
251
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,594
LIKE COMEDY AND TRAGEDY.
252
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,888
2 SIDES, SAME COIN.
253
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:17,059
THE GAS, JOKER, OR I VOW
I WILL TURN YOUR SMILE
UPSIDE-DOWN.
254
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,813
IF IT'S GAS YOU WANT...
255
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,862
PLACE ALL TRAY TABLES
IN THEIR UPRIGHT POSITIONS.
256
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,825
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,664
WHAT IS THAT?
AHH.
258
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,206
IT LOOKS
LIKE A BALLOON.
259
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,752
SMILES, PEOPLE.
SMILES!
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00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,922
THE BALLOON'S FILLED
WITH JOKER GAS.
261
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,925
AND HE'S GONNA POP IT...
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00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,135
OVER GOTHAM.
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00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,357
A BALLOON DOWNTOWN
THIS TIME OF YEAR? THAT'S--
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00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,650
CRAZY?
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00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,610
I'LL DRIVE.
266
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,033
[LAUGHING]
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00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:19,205
IF YOU'RE LOVING ME,
WAIT TILL YOU GET
A LOAD OF MY POP.
268
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,425
STOP THIS THING, JOKER.
269
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,386
WITH WHAT BRAKES?
270
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,393
[SIREN, TIRES SCREECHING]
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00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,396
IT'S THE BATMAN.
272
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,482
AND HE'S PUMMELING
A CLOWN.
273
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,401
AAH!
274
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,404
THE JACK-IN-THE-BOX, YIN.
275
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:55,033
WHAT IF CLOWNY'S THE ONE
BEHIND THE ARKHAM INCIDENT?
276
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,951
EXPLAIN THE MISSING
ORDERLY.
277
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,369
MAYBE BATS TOOK HIM 'CAUSE--
278
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,080
I DON'T KNOW.
THE GUY NEEDED HELP
OR SOMETHING.
279
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,207
FAIR ENOUGH.
WE'RE CHASING 2 PERPS--
280
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,419
ONE'S A CRIMINAL.
THE OTHER'S STILL
A VIGILANTE.
281
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,800
WATCH YOUR PINKIES.
282
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,518
[GRUNTING]
283
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,150
EAST. GOTHAM BAY.
284
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,406
YOU HAVE MADE ME
ONE VERY SAD CLOWN!
285
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,993
WHERE'D YOU GO?
286
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,620
KNOCK-KNOCK.
287
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,956
WHO'S THERE?
288
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,967
MY PRECIOUS GAS...
289
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:40,138
PASSED BY
A PARTY POOPER.
290
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,850
I HAD A DIFFERENT
PUNCH LINE IN MIND.
291
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,944
WELL, WE CAN TAKE
THE CLOWN IN.
292
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,989
I KNOW YOU LOVE TO SWIM.
293
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,992
ALFRED, MOVE OUR HOUSEGUEST
OUT OF THE BATCAVE
294
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,035
AND PREP THE LAB.
295
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,079
I HAVE AN ANTIDOTE TO WHIP UP.
296
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,085
STEINER, CHECK.
297
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,880
McSWAIN, CHECK.
298
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,089
223--
299
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,257
NEW ARRIVAL.
300
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,259
CHECK.
301
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,556
THEY ALL SAID I
WAS SICK IN THE HEAD.
302
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,142
THEY SAID I NEEDED HELP.
303
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:29,062
WELL, MAYBE I AM
A BIT BATTY.
304
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:32,815
BLAME IT ON THE BATS
IN MY BELFRY.
305
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,902
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,868
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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THE BATMAN.
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