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HA HA HA. 15 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,974 WE SPLIT THE TAKE, 30-70. 16 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,642 [GASPS] 17 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,687 50-50. 18 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,899 AAH. 19 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:11,822 UHH! 20 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,408 UHH! 21 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,788 UHH! 22 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,666 HOW--HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 23 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,084 I'M THE BATMAN. 24 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:39,516 [THEME SONG PLAYING] 25 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:17,638 THE BATMAN. 26 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,293 [ENGINE REVS] 27 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,338 [BEEPING] 28 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,949 SURPRISE. 29 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,579 I'M TOUCHED, ALFRED, 30 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,915 BUT MY BIRTHDAY ISN'T UNTIL OCTOBER. 31 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,543 Alfred: IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY, MASTER BRUCE. 32 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:34,213 3 YEARS AGO TONIGHT, YOU FIRST DONNED CAPE AND COWL. 33 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:35,590 CRIME FLIES. 34 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,425 CHOP-CHOP. MAKE A WISH. 35 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,637 I WISH...I WISH... 36 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,061 I WISH THEY WERE HERE, TOO. 37 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,269 VERY MUCH SO. 38 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:52,566 TO THE MEMORY OF THOMAS AND MARTHA WAYNE... 39 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,154 THE REASON I BECAME THE BATMAN. 40 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:02,868 Reporter: CHIEF ROJAS, 41 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,037 CAN YOU VERIFY RUMORS THAT IT WAS THE BATMAN 42 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:08,540 WHO APPREHENDED CRIME BOSS RUPERT THORNE AND HIS GANG LAST NIGHT? 43 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:12,335 DO YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO'S ACTUALLY SEEN THIS BATMAN? 44 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,503 [REPORTERS MURMUR] 45 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,548 BECAUSE HE'S WHAT'S CALLED AN URBAN LEGEND. 46 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,259 WHY THAT CHEEKY... 47 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,221 BRAN FLAKES, SIR. 48 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,724 EASY, ALFRED. THE BATMAN'S RIGHT WHERE HE LIKES, 49 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,517 HOVERING BELOW THE RADAR. 50 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,645 YOU ARE NOT ONE TO BASK IN GLORY, MASTER BRUCE. 51 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,355 WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 52 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,566 IN ONLY 3 YEARS TIME, OUR CRIME RATE 53 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,860 HAS PLUMMETED TO A NATIONWIDE LOW, 54 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,319 THANKS TO GOTHAM'S FINEST. 55 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,404 BACK TO YOU, JIM. 56 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,489 NEXT UP, BILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE 57 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,158 CONTRIBUTES AN UNPRECEDENTED SUM 58 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,576 TO GOTHAM'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 59 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,370 AND IN SPORTS, THE GATORS KICK OFF A NEW SEASON 60 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,414 WITH TONIGHT'S HOME GAME. 61 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:53,752 WHICH BILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE WILL BE THERE TO ENJOY. 62 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,630 YOUR SEASON TICKETS, SIR. 63 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,966 OH, TONIGHT? OH, BUT I HAD-- 64 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,593 WORK TO DO IN THE BATCAVE? 65 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,513 FOR THE BATMAN TO BETTER REMAIN BELOW THE RADAR, 66 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:09,017 BRUCE WAYNE MUST OCCASIONALLY VENTURE ABOVE IT. 67 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,526 GET ANYTHING ON OUR VIGILANTE THIS TIME, BENNETT? 68 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,822 BESIDES THE FACT THAT HE BAT-WRAPPED THORNE'S BUTT FOR US? 69 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,449 WELL, IT'S UP TO YOU AND YOUR PARTNER TO SEE TO IT 70 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,119 THAT THIS URBAN LEGEND DOESN'T BECOME A FOLK HERO. 71 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,163 PARTNER? SINCE WHEN? 72 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:33,083 SINCE I DECIDED TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. 73 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,128 DETECTIVE ETHAN BENNETT, 74 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,587 MEET DETECTIVE ELLEN YIN, 75 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,714 FORMALLY OF METROPOLIS P.D. 76 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:40,590 THEIR LOSS. 77 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,968 HOWDY, PARTNER. 78 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,385 WELCOME TO GOTHAM. 79 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,554 NOW THAT YOU TWO ARE ACQUAINTED, 80 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:51,101 BRING ME THIS BATMAN, WHOEVER HE IS. 81 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,695 Alfred: AHEM. 82 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:03,989 I KNOW, ALFRED. 83 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,574 TIME FOR SWINGING BACHELOR BRUCE WAYNE 84 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,243 TO PUT ON THE PARTY HAT. 85 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,162 REST ASSURED, MASTER BRUCE. 86 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,371 YOU'RE NEVER FAR FROM THE BATCAVE 87 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:14,916 WITH THE MODERN MIRACLE OF BATWAVE. 88 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,418 [BEEPING] 89 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,931 STEINER, CHECK. 90 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:35,312 McSWAIN, CHECK. 91 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:38,648 223, VACANT. 92 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,027 HEY. 93 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:45,947 NO ONE LOGGED ANY NEW ARRIVALS. 94 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,532 WHOA. 95 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,785 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 96 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,411 WHAT THE... 97 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,750 I WAS FEELING A BIT SCREW-LOOSE, 98 00:06:56,791 --> 00:07:00,087 SO I CHECKED MYSELF IN. 99 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,756 WHO--WHO ARE YOU? 100 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,009 MY CARD. 101 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,719 [EVIL LAUGH] 102 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,012 NO! NO! NO! 103 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,056 [EVIL LAUGH] AAH! 104 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,190 [BUZZER] 105 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,987 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 106 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,490 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 107 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,077 OL' BATS NEVER LEAVES A TRACE. 108 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,705 NO PRINTS, NO FOLLICLES, NO MATCH ON TIRE TRACKS. 109 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,998 CUSTOM JOBS. 110 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,333 THE DUDE HAS RESOURCES. 111 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,294 AND A KNACK FOR SHOWING UP WHERE CRIME IS 112 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,420 AND POLICE AREN'T. 113 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,004 I'VE NEVER LAID EYES ON HIM. 114 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,547 [COMPUTER BEEPS] JUST IN. 115 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,466 AND UNKNOWN PERP RELEASED ALL PATIENTS 116 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,343 FROM THE EAST WING OF ARKHAM ASYLUM. 117 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,220 WHA? THAT'S CRAZY! 118 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,597 CRAZY ENOUGH TO LURE A BAT? 119 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,316 [ALARMS] 120 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,817 [CROWD CHEERING] 121 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,485 [ORGAN PLAYING] 122 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,780 YOU KNOW, I ONCE TOYED WITH THE IDEA OF BUYING THE GATORS... 123 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,157 BUYING THEM LUNCH. 124 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,200 [GIRLS LAUGH] 125 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,952 OH, MR. WAYNE. 126 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,953 [BEEPING] 127 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,955 UH, PARDON ME, LADIES. 128 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:20,083 [BEEPING] 129 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,668 ARKHAM? 130 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,962 Announcer: AND AMONG GOTHAM NOTABLES, 131 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,047 WE WELCOME THE YOUNG CEO OF WAYNE INDUSTRIES 132 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,675 BRUCE WAYNE...UH... 133 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:32,095 GRABBING A GATOR DOG, NO DOUBT. 134 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,057 NO DOUBT. 135 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,354 [TIRES SCREECH] 136 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,985 GOTTA WORK ON THOSE STOPS. 137 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,537 [ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH] 138 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,796 [SIREN] 139 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,968 [TIRES SCREECH] WHOA! 140 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:16,848 [JACK-IN-THE-BOX PLAYING POP GOES THE WEASEL] 141 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,725 WHAT THE... 142 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,895 [MUSIC STOPS] 143 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,693 OH! AAH! 144 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,115 THAT WAS THEATRICAL. 145 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,187 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 146 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:09,276 HE TAKES AFTER HIS PA, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 147 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,238 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 148 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,740 JUST SOME LAUGHING GAS, DRAG. 149 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:19,994 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT AN INMATE. 150 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,999 WHAT RATIONAL BEING DRESSES LIKE YOU? 151 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:29,003 SPEAKING OF THREADS, THINK THIS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR ME? 152 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,380 WHO ARE YOU? 153 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,548 JOKER. 154 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,883 NOT WHAT, WHO? 155 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:40,515 SMEAR-FREE. IT'S PERMA-CLOWN. 156 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,267 OOH, TOUGH CROWD. 157 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,728 LOOK! NOTHING UP MY SLEEVES. 158 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,854 HA HA. 159 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:50,233 NOTHING THAT WON'T PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. 160 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,402 SAY CHEESE! 161 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,529 [CACKLING] 162 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,616 I'M OUT OF GAS. 163 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,743 AND I'M OUT OF PATIENCE! 164 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,665 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO SPOIL A COMING-OUT PARTY. 165 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,126 HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SPREAD MIRTH AND WHIMSY 166 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,420 WITHOUT A PROPER HIDEOUT? 167 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,547 LISTEN, JOKER, YOU'RE SICK! 168 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,632 YOU NEED HELP. 169 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:17,552 WELL, MAYBE I AM A LITTLE OFF. 170 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,598 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, 171 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,724 LOCK ME IN THE LOONEY BIN? 172 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,226 I'M ALREADY HERE. 173 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,689 SITUATION REPORT? 174 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:31,941 WE'RE ROUNDING UP PATIENTS 175 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,486 AND WAITING FOR CHOPPERS TO TAKE US OVER. 176 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,239 LIKE WE'LL GET ANY DRIER? 177 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:46,581 MY NEW PARTNER. TRIATHLON WHIZ. 178 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,884 YOU KNOW, I REALLY LOVE THIS PLACE. 179 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,511 MY OLD HIDEOUT'S A SHAMBLES. 180 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:04,807 EYAH. AND THESE DIGS JUST SCREAM ME. 181 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,896 OK, TAKE BACK THE ASYLUM. 182 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,648 BUT MARK MY WORDS, 183 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:16,236 THIS TOWN HAS HAPPY DAYS AHEAD. 184 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:27,205 [MANIACAL LAUGH] 185 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,793 [ POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYS] 186 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,724 SMILE, GOTHAM! 187 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,891 [SIGHS] 188 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,855 WELL, BETTER SPLIT UP. 189 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,411 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 190 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,458 BENNETT, SPOT THE PERP? 191 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,338 THE BAT. 192 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,345 SIR, A STRANGER IN THE BATCAVE? 193 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,180 TONIGHT, WE'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 194 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:30,101 OH, MY, CHAP COULD USE A DENTIST. 195 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,269 OR A MEDIC. 196 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:35,106 RIGHT, THEN. 197 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,317 Reporter over broadcast: CHIEF ROJAS, ANY SUSPECTS YET 198 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,486 IN THIS BIZARRE JACK-IN-THE-BOX HOSTAGE INCIDENT? 199 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,280 Rojas: I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO REVEAL WHOM. 200 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,365 BUT I FEEL CONFIDENT OUR BEST DETECTIVES 201 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,284 ARE CLOSING IN ON HIM AS WE SPEAK. 202 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,410 [BROADCAST CLICKS OFF] 203 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,330 AND GOTHAM GATOR FAN BRUCE WAYNE 204 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,956 WITH NARY AN ALIBI. 205 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,166 HOW'S OUR PATIENT? 206 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,418 DESPITE THE GHASTLY GRIMACE, FIT AS A FIDDLE. 207 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,588 POOR FELLOW SIMPLY A PRISONER IN HIS OWN BODY. 208 00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,880 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 209 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,508 A SAMPLE OF JOKER'S GAS 210 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,968 IS OUR ONLY HOPE OF DERIVING AN ANTIDOTE. 211 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,472 I NEED TO FIND IT BEFORE THIS MADMAN 212 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:11,643 PUTS A PERMANENT SMILE ON ALL OF GOTHAM. 213 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,021 SMILE, GOTHAM! 214 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:18,065 MY OLD HIDEOUT'S A SHAMBLES. 215 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,447 IF I FIND THE OLD HIDEOUT, I FIND THIS JOKER. 216 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,907 MASTER BRUCE, SOMEONE TO SEE YOU. 217 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,452 WHO IS IT, ALFRED? 218 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,872 THE POLICE. 219 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,590 DETECTIVE, UH, AM I UNDER ARREST? 220 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,801 YO, BRUCE! 221 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,553 HEY, ETHAN. 222 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,221 WHERE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND? 223 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,766 MASTER BRUCE WAS AT THE GATOR GAME LAST NIGHT. 224 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,893 SPEAKING OF, I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL SET 225 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,520 TO SHOOT SOME HOOPS LAST WEEK. 226 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,898 AH, I'VE BEEN BURIED, ETHAN, 24/7. 227 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,652 SO, WHY THE SUDDEN VISIT? 228 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,446 JUST NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE. 229 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,990 OTHER THAN THE GUYS AT THE STATION, I MEAN. 230 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,410 THIS IS GONNA SOUND WEIRD, BRUCE. 231 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:14,581 BUT LAST NIGHT, I SAW THE BATMAN. 232 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,998 [PORCELAIN SHATTERS] 233 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,292 ONLY A MING. 234 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,837 SO, HE'S FOR REAL? 235 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,338 WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE? 236 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,173 A DUDE LIKE YOU OR ME. 237 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,509 EXCEPT HE WEARS BATJAMAS. 238 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,845 TOUGH PART'S THIS, BRUCE. 239 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,472 I REALLY BELIEVE THE BAT'S HELPING GOTHAM. 240 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,225 EVEN IF HE IS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW. 241 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,727 BUT HE'S GETTING A BAD RAP, 242 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,772 AND THE HEAT'S ON ME TO TAKE HIM DOWN. 243 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,443 LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN HIDEOUT. 244 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,035 STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE, BATMAN. 245 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,372 THERE WERE THESE 2 FELLOWS IN AN ABANDONED PARTY FAVOR FACTORY. 246 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,541 ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER... 247 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,752 WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE GAS, JOKER? 248 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,420 YOU CALL THAT A PUNCH LINE? 249 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,089 I DON'T SHARE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. 250 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,091 YET WE'RE LINKED, YOU AND I. 251 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,594 LIKE COMEDY AND TRAGEDY. 252 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,888 2 SIDES, SAME COIN. 253 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:17,059 THE GAS, JOKER, OR I VOW I WILL TURN YOUR SMILE UPSIDE-DOWN. 254 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,813 IF IT'S GAS YOU WANT... 255 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,862 PLACE ALL TRAY TABLES IN THEIR UPRIGHT POSITIONS. 256 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,825 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 257 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,664 WHAT IS THAT? AHH. 258 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,206 IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLOON. 259 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,752 SMILES, PEOPLE. SMILES! 260 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,922 THE BALLOON'S FILLED WITH JOKER GAS. 261 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,925 AND HE'S GONNA POP IT... 262 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,135 OVER GOTHAM. 263 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,357 A BALLOON DOWNTOWN THIS TIME OF YEAR? THAT'S-- 264 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,650 CRAZY? 265 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,610 I'LL DRIVE. 266 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,033 [LAUGHING] 267 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:19,205 IF YOU'RE LOVING ME, WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF MY POP. 268 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,425 STOP THIS THING, JOKER. 269 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,386 WITH WHAT BRAKES? 270 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,393 [SIREN, TIRES SCREECHING] 271 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,396 IT'S THE BATMAN. 272 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,482 AND HE'S PUMMELING A CLOWN. 273 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,401 AAH! 274 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,404 THE JACK-IN-THE-BOX, YIN. 275 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:55,033 WHAT IF CLOWNY'S THE ONE BEHIND THE ARKHAM INCIDENT? 276 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,951 EXPLAIN THE MISSING ORDERLY. 277 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,369 MAYBE BATS TOOK HIM 'CAUSE-- 278 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,080 I DON'T KNOW. THE GUY NEEDED HELP OR SOMETHING. 279 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,207 FAIR ENOUGH. WE'RE CHASING 2 PERPS-- 280 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,419 ONE'S A CRIMINAL. THE OTHER'S STILL A VIGILANTE. 281 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,800 WATCH YOUR PINKIES. 282 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,518 [GRUNTING] 283 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,150 EAST. GOTHAM BAY. 284 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,406 YOU HAVE MADE ME ONE VERY SAD CLOWN! 285 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,993 WHERE'D YOU GO? 286 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,620 KNOCK-KNOCK. 287 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,956 WHO'S THERE? 288 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,967 MY PRECIOUS GAS... 289 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:40,138 PASSED BY A PARTY POOPER. 290 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,850 I HAD A DIFFERENT PUNCH LINE IN MIND. 291 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,944 WELL, WE CAN TAKE THE CLOWN IN. 292 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,989 I KNOW YOU LOVE TO SWIM. 293 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,992 ALFRED, MOVE OUR HOUSEGUEST OUT OF THE BATCAVE 294 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,035 AND PREP THE LAB. 295 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,079 I HAVE AN ANTIDOTE TO WHIP UP. 296 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,085 STEINER, CHECK. 297 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,880 McSWAIN, CHECK. 298 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,089 223-- 299 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,257 NEW ARRIVAL. 300 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,259 CHECK. 301 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,556 THEY ALL SAID I WAS SICK IN THE HEAD. 302 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,142 THEY SAID I NEEDED HELP. 303 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:29,062 WELL, MAYBE I AM A BIT BATTY. 304 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:32,815 BLAME IT ON THE BATS IN MY BELFRY. 305 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,902 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 306 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,868 [THEME SONG PLAYING] 307 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,428 THE BATMAN. 20137

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