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Okay, Tina. What's your big news?
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So, remember back in the day
when I was in that girl group?
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Femme Nasty. They were like
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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I'm sorry, baby. No,
I'm just excited for you.
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- Go ahead, go ahead.
- Okay.
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So, there's this TV show called
Are They Still Alive? And...
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Where they bring back local music groups
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and answer the question,
"Are they still alive?"
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Please, no, baby, continue. No, go, go.
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Okay, so as I was saying,
well, it turns out that...
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They want Femme Nasty to perform!
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Sorry. Calvin told me last night.
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Sorry, Calvin.
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Oh, wow, Tina. This is amazing.
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So you knew, too?
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Sorry, I suck at lying.
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Well, anyway, I'm so excited.
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I have not seen Nicki or Janice
since before I had the boys.
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Oh, you three were inseparable.
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One time, I took Tina
out, and they all came.
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It was the most money I
ever spent at a Denny's.
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But once our song hit the charts,
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everywhere Femme Nasty
went, our food was free.
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Yeah.
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You guys really were
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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And I bet you were the Beyonc�.
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No, Gemma.
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Beyonc� was the me.
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God, I am so happy to see my girls.
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How has it been so long?
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- Oh, to quote the great...
- The years fly by.
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You had kids. Janice and I moved away.
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I went to jail.
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You did not go to jail.
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I married a pastor, so
basically the same thing.
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But now the fellas are in luck,
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because I am single and ready to...
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Run amok?
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Sure, we'll go with that.
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Well, a lot has changed for me. I...
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- All right, are we singing or what?
- Let's go.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Sorry, ladies.
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It was kind of hard to find a
tech guy at the last minute.
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How's it going in there?
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You're good to go.
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But it's gonna cost you two extra
cupcakes for my overtime.
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Y-You know what? It's just
so great seeing you ladies.
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You know, I can't remember
why we gave it up.
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Well, there were several
reasons why we gave it...
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Wait, hold up, hold up.
Something doesn't feel right.
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I need you two to switch positions.
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Hurry up. Time is money.
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Oh, Janice, please don't slouch.
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Hey, uh, did we miss rehearsal?
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Sorry, guys. Dave is
somehow your biggest fan.
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Ladies, this is Dave and Gemma.
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And, uh, sorry, Femme Nasty
rehearsals are closed.
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I even kicked Calvin out.
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Hold on. Those were the old rules.
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I like being watched.
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Okay, let's go.
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All right, uh, Gemma, could
you hit the button, please?
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Oh. Yeah.
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? You think you're slick... ?
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They're so good.
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? You think you're slick... ?
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They really connect with their audience.
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? You think you're slick,
but I know your game ?
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? You think you're slick... ?
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Some of the audience.
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What?
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Grover, what happened?
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I was watching the nice
lady dance for Daddy.
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Well, it was working the
last time I touched it.
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Oh, there's your problem.
It's unplugged.
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Oh, my. I wonder how that happened.
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Well, you guys have a
lot of rehearsing to do,
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so we're leaving.
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- We are?
- Now, Dave.
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He was cute.
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Mm, I hope you talking about Grover.
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No, I'm talking about Dave.
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That tall glass of milk,
he's got something.
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Yeah, it's called a wife and child.
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Okay, everybody.
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Hey, what's up?
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Look, today is a big day
for our boy, Victor Davis.
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- Who?
- Who is Victor?
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Crackhead Victor.
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- Oh!
- I mean, you could've just said that.
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Look, Victor's out of rehab,
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and he's coming back to
start cutting hair again.
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Yeah, and if he doesn't
get the support he needs,
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he could go right back
to sleeping in your cars.
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Or impersonating you at the gym
so he can use their showers.
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Yeah, or stealing your Amazon packages
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and then trying to sell
them back to you.
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Oh, hey.
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That's all in the past, all right?
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Now, Victor needs all of
our help to move forward.
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Yeah, and I don't want him
to slide back into addiction
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after how hard he's worked,
so I've convinced Que
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to let him rent a chair until
he gets back on his feet.
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Now... okay, now, here he comes.
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Everybody, let's give
him a warm welcome.
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- Hey, everybody!
- Hey, Vic.
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What's up, Vic?
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Hey, Vic, man.
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How you doing? You ready to get started?
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Yeah. I'm a little nervous.
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It's been a minute
since I've cut someone.
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Their hair, I mean.
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Uh, yeah,
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you know, we might want to
start you out on clippers.
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All right, everybody, I'm out of here.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Dad?
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Pop, where you going?
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To the ballet, Malcolm.
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Look, I got six cars waiting
for me at the shop.
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Y'all got this.
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All right. Guys, let's
support our neighbor.
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Who's up first? Marty?
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Uh, listen. Necie loves my hair long,
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and I love Necie, so no.
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Okay. Uh, Malcolm,
ready to jump in there?
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Uh, you know, I would, Dave,
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but, uh, with my delicate hairline,
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brother, I can't take any risks.
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You do it, Dave.
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You're married with a kid.
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Nobody cares how you look.
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All right. No problem.
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I trust Victor.
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I supervised craft time
at the VA, and his...
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his paper snowflakes were transcendent.
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All right, Vic, let's do this.
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One micro-trim, please.
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Oh!
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Vic, I love it.
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You know, I was just saying
the other day that I wish...
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wish I could see more
scalp, and now I can.
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Okay.
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Vic, go that way! Go that way!
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Ma'am, no, we can fix it! We can fix it!
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W-W-Wait, wait, wait.
Little man, I-I can fix it.
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Looks like little man is moving on up.
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I pray that little boy is homeschooled.
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All right, you know what? Don't worry.
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Hair, it always grows back.
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You better hope so.
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Okay, Gemma, check me out.
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They are never gonna forget
you're alive after tonight.
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Aw.
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Thank you.
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You know what, I'm really enjoying
reconnecting with my girls.
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You know, I even rearranged the song,
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I redid our choreography,
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and I rehearsed them to perfection.
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Aw. Great.
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But Nicki better not go all
"Private Dancer" on Dave again,
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or I might have to give her a
Hickory Corners "how do you do?"
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Okay.
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Well, you know, Nicki can be a lot,
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but don't worry, she's harmless.
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Unlike these boots.
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Damn it.
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Malcolm should've delivered
that cupcake order an hour ago.
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You know, I'm just gonna
see if he's home.
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I got to go, too. Oh, shouldn't you
get out of your costume first?
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Girl, I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx.
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I'm in this costume till
you cut me out of it.
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Malcolm?
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Clothes all over the place.
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Music blasting.
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I raised these boys better than this.
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Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I guess somebody must be busy.
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I know that laugh.
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Nicki?
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- Tina?
- Mama?
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Mama?!
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Oh, hell no!
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- Mama!
- Tina, listen.
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- I had no idea.
- Look, Ma, it's true, okay?
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We met the other night at Ernie's,
and one thing led to another.
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But I swear I didn't recognize
her from your old photos.
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Well, obviously... she
looks much older now.
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No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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Tina, this was just an innocent hookup
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between two consenting adults.
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Malcolm is not just any adult.
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He's my baby.
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So whatever this is, it's over.
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- Uh, wait a minute, Ma.
- Wait, you can't tell us what to do.
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- Right.
- If we want to keep seeing each other,
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we will.
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Hell, if we want to run off
and get married, we will.
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Uh, who is "we"?
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You know what, Nicki?
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You're right.
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We're all adults.
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We can do whatever we want.
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Like, if I want to cancel
our show tonight, I can!
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You can't cancel our show.
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Just because your bossy ass
used to tell us what to do
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doesn't mean you still can.
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Where do you get off calling me bossy?
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That's the reason we broke up, Tina.
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You were a control freak then,
and you're a control freak now.
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Ah, oh, well, you're just a freak.
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Oh.
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Well, this freak is performing
tonight with or without you.
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She dipped on me.
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know, Ma.
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But, uh, whatever it was, just trust me,
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I will not be thinking it again.
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? It's too late now ?
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? It's too late now ?
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? I'm still stuck behind my fears ?
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? Knowing it's too late... ?
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Whoa, man. You never sneak
up on a former crackhead.
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We were just coming to check in on you.
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How you doing, Vic?
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The haircut was that bad, huh?
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No. Come on. Can a haircut
ever really be bad?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yours.
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Well, it's okay, it's okay.
I know I messed up.
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Hell, I made a little boy
look like George Jefferson.
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Obviously, this ain't gonna work out.
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Whoa, hold on, Vic.
That's not true. Look.
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Everyone needs a practice swing.
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Or three.
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Look, but we are not gonna let you quit.
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You have come too far.
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Yeah, man, you cannot be a quitter.
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Uh, uh, with-with this, specifically.
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Uh, it's totally okay
to... to quit crack.
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I just feel like everybody's
just watching
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and waiting for me to mess up.
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Well, you just need to find
a way to block that out.
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You know, find a way to
get into your own world.
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You know what, Vic?
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Just give it one more
day. I've got a plan.
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Okay, but you're not gonna make us do
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any more trust falls again, are you?
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'Cause we did enough of that at the VA.
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No, that is not the plan.
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God, you know, you drop a guy one time,
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and suddenly everyone hates trust falls.
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00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:39,660
Can't believe Nicki would
betray me like that!
255
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:45,080
Hell, I may be taking my life into
my own hands here, but, uh...
256
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,780
... technically, she didn't
know she betrayed you.
257
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,580
She didn't know who Malcolm was.
258
00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,375
But when she found out,
259
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,750
she said that she was gonna keep
on dating him if she wanted to!
260
00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:01,010
But, babe, I'm sure she said
that because she was mad.
261
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,417
I mean, you used to love Nicki
for being a feisty free spirit.
262
00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:07,292
Well, that was before she
free-spirited all over our son.
263
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:11,050
You know, I was so excited
about getting back together,
264
00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:12,450
and she just ruined it.
265
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:13,667
Tina...
266
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:17,120
You know, she had the nerve
to call me a control freak.
267
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:20,250
Said that we broke up
because I have opinions.
268
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:21,860
Well... I mean, well, baby,
269
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,167
you know, back in the day,
you were one to definitely...
270
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,542
Are you taking her side?
271
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:33,570
'Cause it sounds to me like
you're taking her side.
272
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,280
Of course not.
273
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,700
Why would I be taking her side
274
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:42,209
when, clearly, you're
the one who's right here?
275
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,959
Hey, y'all. Mama, can we talk?
276
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,240
Well, you know what?
277
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,292
I'm gonna let y'all
have at it, all right?
278
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:54,400
But, uh, safety first.
279
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,125
Mama, I'm sorry we upset you.
280
00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:04,959
But even though you're mad at Nicki...
281
00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,667
... you're mad at us...
282
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,789
... you should still
do the show tonight.
283
00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:13,250
Now, why would I do that?
284
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,180
Uh, because it might be the last time
285
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,860
you get to perform with Femme Nasty.
286
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,089
You can't miss that.
287
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,584
And I was so looking forward
to hitting that stage again.
288
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,380
Exactly. And you always
said you loved performing
289
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,860
with Janice and Nicki.
290
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,459
Not everybody gets a chance
to relive their dreams.
291
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,080
So what you're saying is I shouldn't let
292
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:35,709
Nicki's cradle-robbing
ass steal all the glory.
293
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,290
Th-That's... that-that
is not what I said.
294
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,250
Th-That's... that...
th-that's what I heard.
295
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,542
_
296
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,250
Whew. Still pitchy.
297
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,060
Good to know nothing's changed.
298
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,630
You're right. I can't hit
that self-righteous note
299
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,750
you do so perfectly.
300
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,917
C-Can I... can I just say one thing?
301
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,440
Yeah, but I don't know why
you're screaming, though.
302
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,400
- Ever since we got started...
- Ladies, you're on in two.
303
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,900
It is time for me to
greet my adoring fans.
304
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,440
You mean the ones who came to see me?
305
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,917
- Can't we just get along?
- Janice, please!
306
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,209
Look, for somebody so quiet,
you sure do talk a lot.
307
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,860
- ? Sha-doo-doo-doo-doo ?
- ? Shoop, shoop, shoop ?
308
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:34,750
- ? Ooh-ooh... ?
- ? Shoop, shoop ?
309
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,834
Oh, my gosh, don't they look great?
310
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,380
You better not answer that.
311
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,959
? You think you're slick ?
312
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,042
? You think you're so, so smart ?
313
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,375
? You think you've got
your little tricks ?
314
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,917
? Down to a fine art ?
315
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:56,000
? But, baby, baby,
have I got news for you ?
316
00:15:56,010 --> 00:16:00,950
? All your silly games,
I can see right through ?
317
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:03,900
? You think you're slick,
I know your game ?
318
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,380
? You and me, baby,
we're one and the same ?
319
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:11,370
? You know I'm a wild one
and I just can't be tamed... ?
320
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,540
Wow, it... it's like
she's singing just to me.
321
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:20,520
You better hope not, buddy,
or we're going home.
322
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:25,140
Don't tell Mom, but between you and me,
323
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,830
I totally get it.
324
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,720
Brother, you don't even know.
325
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,900
Come on.
326
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,820
It's like she's singing just to me.
327
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,340
Uh, look away, little man.
328
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,480
You don't want the drama
that comes with that.
329
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:46,410
? You think you're slick
and you think you're cool ?
330
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:48,940
? Baby, come here, I'm
gonna take you to school ?
331
00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:53,000
? I'm gonna show you
what a woman can do. ?
332
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,440
Ooh.
333
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,959
- Oh!
- It is always the quiet ones.
334
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,130
Thank you! Thank you!
335
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,300
Oh, my God.
336
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:20,270
Femme Nasty is still nasty.
337
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,417
Oh, God, I hate to admit it,
but you were amazing.
338
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:27,709
And I hate to admit it
more, but so were you.
339
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,334
Oh, it felt good out there.
340
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,459
Yeah, it did.
341
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,240
I promise I'll come back.
342
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:37,450
Janice!
343
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,450
I mean, come on, who
knew you had it in you?
344
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,740
Well, that's because
y'all two never shut up
345
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,290
and let me get a note in.
346
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:46,630
Now, y'all need to grow up
and work this thing out.
347
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,167
I'm gonna go talk to my fans, okay?
348
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:51,460
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, I'm back! Hey!
349
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,550
Whew.
350
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:59,584
Tina... I am truly sorry
about all of this.
351
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:01,959
Yeah. I'm sorry, too.
352
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,667
Partly my fault for making
such a good-looking son.
353
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,167
- You sure did.
- Hey.
354
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,625
Careful there.
355
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,790
You know, Nicki, you were right.
356
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:17,125
You know, I was bossy when
we were coming up, and...
357
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,709
I'd just hate to think that that
was the reason we broke up.
358
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:23,125
Tina, there were a lot of reasons.
359
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,584
Yeah, didn't you sleep with our manager?
360
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:28,167
Like I said, there were
a lot of reasons.
361
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,540
But we are all exactly
where we should be.
362
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,084
Could you imagine us
being on tour right now?
363
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:38,210
Ooh, girl, no. I go to sleep at 10:15.
364
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:43,100
Well, hopefully, we don't
have to be in a group
365
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,000
to be friends again.
366
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,542
Nicki, we never stopped being friends.
367
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:48,880
Give me some.
368
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,720
Girl, girl, give me some.
369
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,292
Now that we have that behind us,
370
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,875
- what's up with Marty?
- Girl, I will stab you.
371
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,530
You better stop playing.
372
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,840
Do you like it?
373
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,330
Hell no, I don't like it.
374
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,820
Man, I love it.
375
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,500
- Okay.
- Yes!
376
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:22,459
Man, I look like the old Steve Harvey.
377
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,500
Aw, man, yo, I do not get it.
378
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,680
How did Vic make Pop
look like a GQ model
379
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:31,084
and Dave look like an
unsupervised toddler?
380
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,940
Man, you've got to love Prince.
381
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,740
I'm cutting hair like it's 1999.
382
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:39,959
Thanks, Dave.
383
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,820
You were right. These
things really do work.
384
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,500
It was like I was in my own world.
385
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,170
Yeah, man. You know, down at the VA,
386
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,969
whenever you needed space,
you listened to music,
387
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:48,129
so I thought those might help.
388
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,180
Yeah, it was great.
389
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,917
No kids were harmed today.
390
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,542
Kids were harmed another day?
391
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,520
Uh...
392
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,120
I don't think you want
to ask that question.
393
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,690
You know what?
394
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,040
Y'all really believed
in me when I didn't.
395
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:05,709
Dave, to thank you, I'm gonna fix
that busted-up cut I gave you.
396
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,709
What busted-up cut?
397
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,339
- Uh, Daddy, no, Dad-Daddy, no...
- No, no, no.
398
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,629
No, Daddy, don't!
399
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,860
Victor carved Dave up
like a jack-o'-lantern,
400
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,375
and y'all let me sit in his chair?
401
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,750
All three of y'all are out of my will.
402
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,120
Daddy, come on, man!
403
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:25,750
I didn't know he was gonna do that.
404
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,542
I was in the will?
405
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,000
Calvin! What was I gonna get?
406
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:36,520
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