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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,056 --> 00:00:45,056 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:52,102 Under our congressional charter, we must inform your agency of any... 3 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:55,313 potentially catastrophic consequences in our research. 4 00:00:55,438 --> 00:00:58,275 Dr. Roberts, it makes me shudder just to say it... 5 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,611 but it sounds like you're talking about germ warfare. 6 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:05,073 Precisely why your Col. Trevor wanted you informed. 7 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:10,078 Actually, Miss Prince, it began as part of our anti-germ warfare efforts. 8 00:01:11,746 --> 00:01:15,083 But something went wrong. And now we've got- 9 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:18,378 Potentially catastrophic consequences. 10 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:29,722 If you don't mind, I'd like to see what could cause those consequences. 11 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,362 In a hurry, George? 12 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,002 It's a totally new virus. 13 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:03,381 Slimy green byproduct of our artificial microbe program. 14 00:02:03,464 --> 00:02:04,799 Harmless in a vacuum. 15 00:02:04,882 --> 00:02:09,345 But when airborne, it attacks host tissue and destroys red cells. 16 00:02:40,209 --> 00:02:42,461 Death is almost instantaneous. 17 00:02:43,003 --> 00:02:44,213 - Death? - Yes. 18 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:48,467 Two weeks ago, five of my colleagues found out the hard way. 19 00:02:49,051 --> 00:02:52,221 Potentially catastrophic consequences. 20 00:02:52,304 --> 00:02:56,016 Until we find an antidote, no living creature is truly safe. 21 00:03:02,314 --> 00:03:05,192 As you can see, few people have access to... 22 00:03:06,485 --> 00:03:09,113 Good Lord. It's gone! 23 00:04:36,282 --> 00:04:39,744 What are you doing with the virus? Wait. George! 24 00:04:48,211 --> 00:04:51,673 - Stop that man! - Hold it right there. I'll drop you. 25 00:04:52,507 --> 00:04:55,051 Don't shoot. Now calm down, George. 26 00:04:58,805 --> 00:05:02,433 Please, don't shoot! Or we'll all be sorry. 27 00:05:03,768 --> 00:05:07,188 In that test tube are deadly pathogens. 28 00:05:07,313 --> 00:05:10,316 If he drops the vial and the seal breaks... 29 00:05:10,817 --> 00:05:13,903 every human being within 3 miles will die. 30 00:05:16,614 --> 00:05:17,824 She's right. 31 00:05:18,908 --> 00:05:22,870 Put your gun down. Please put it back. 32 00:05:25,289 --> 00:05:27,333 We've worked together assisting Dr. Roberts... 33 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:29,418 for over two years now. 34 00:05:29,543 --> 00:05:33,214 You're jeopardizing hundreds of thousands of lives. 35 00:05:33,297 --> 00:05:36,634 Innocent people. Think of them. 36 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:48,365 I'd be curious to know its composition. 37 00:08:48,449 --> 00:08:53,037 - Could be our best lead. - Doctor, it's our only lead. 38 00:08:53,245 --> 00:08:56,373 Poor George. What do you think has happened to him? 39 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:02,046 Here is the Royal Beach Hotel, George. 40 00:09:03,047 --> 00:09:06,550 This is where you spent two wonderful... 41 00:09:06,634 --> 00:09:09,929 fun-filled days and nights, George. 42 00:09:10,512 --> 00:09:15,142 It's where you met Claudine, George. 43 00:09:15,225 --> 00:09:18,020 This is Claudine. 44 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:22,983 You fell in love, George. With Claudine. 45 00:09:26,695 --> 00:09:30,199 You'll do anything for Claudine. 46 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:33,577 Anything, George. 47 00:09:34,286 --> 00:09:37,581 Claudine wants you to escape. 48 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,584 And, if necessary, die... 49 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:46,131 if anyone tries to give you truth serum. 50 00:09:47,424 --> 00:09:49,593 Truth serum. 51 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:58,935 Die. Truth serum. 52 00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:13,825 Live it up, George, while you can. 53 00:10:15,785 --> 00:10:17,871 Where's the old lady, Mrs. Thrip? 54 00:10:17,954 --> 00:10:19,789 She's been sent her free offer. 55 00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:23,668 Follow that up with a phone call. I want her simulated. This afternoon. 56 00:10:23,752 --> 00:10:25,170 Yes, sir. 57 00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:32,927 No. There's no way an imposter... 58 00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:35,221 could have got through the routine security check. 59 00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:38,475 Unless he duplicated George's fingerprints as well as his face. 60 00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:39,893 Not improbable, Colonel. 61 00:10:39,976 --> 00:10:42,729 Considering the advanced technology that created the mask. 62 00:10:42,812 --> 00:10:44,647 Advanced technology? 63 00:10:44,981 --> 00:10:47,567 To me that suggests foreign agents. 64 00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:50,111 Or a big terrorist organization. 65 00:10:50,195 --> 00:10:51,529 How about extortion? 66 00:10:51,613 --> 00:10:54,490 With that killer virus, he could hold the entire population... 67 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:57,076 of Washington, D.C. for ransom. 68 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,246 Let's rule out money as a motive, for the time being. 69 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,248 All right, but why? 70 00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:05,335 If they have the ability to duplicate other people... 71 00:11:05,418 --> 00:11:07,879 and they were really after some big bucks... 72 00:11:07,962 --> 00:11:11,007 they could find a lot less risky ways of doing it. 73 00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:12,467 True enough. 74 00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:14,719 And as long as they have no antidote... 75 00:11:14,802 --> 00:11:17,805 their lives are in jeopardy, same as everyone else. 76 00:11:19,515 --> 00:11:21,267 Excuse me, Dr. Roberts. 77 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,644 Prof. Zander's returning your calls. 78 00:11:23,728 --> 00:11:26,147 Speaking of antidotes. Thank you, Dede. 79 00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:31,402 Professor. Have you found an antidote? 80 00:11:31,485 --> 00:11:33,029 Of course not! 81 00:11:33,112 --> 00:11:37,658 How can I, when you keep interrupting me with these incessant phone calls? 82 00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,629 And Roberts, these IADC agents... 83 00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:54,300 have kept me virtually a prisoner for the last two weeks. 84 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:58,137 They're safeguarding you and your work, not holding you prisoner. 85 00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:01,015 Can't you get rid of them? 86 00:12:01,098 --> 00:12:02,183 Afraid not, Zander. 87 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:04,268 You're our best hope of finding an antidote... 88 00:12:04,351 --> 00:12:06,270 and we don't want anything to happen to you. 89 00:12:06,353 --> 00:12:08,272 I'm leaving now, Professor. 90 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:11,400 But shouldn't you consider my morale? 91 00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:12,985 It's my afternoon off. 92 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,321 - Your morale? - Yes! 93 00:12:15,404 --> 00:12:19,074 How would you like it if the only person you were permitted to see was... 94 00:12:19,158 --> 00:12:21,827 Mary Jane Thrip? 95 00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:52,566 Excuse me. 96 00:12:54,401 --> 00:12:57,195 This came in the mail. 97 00:12:57,779 --> 00:13:00,198 The free offer? 98 00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:04,244 Of course, in an ordinary way I wouldn't follow up anything like that. 99 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,330 But the young person who called me today... 100 00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:10,500 sounded so sweet and concerned- 101 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:13,378 You are Mrs. Thrip! 102 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:16,256 I was the one who called you. 103 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:21,219 We were hoping you'd show. Welcome to Data-Date Compu-Cupid. 104 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:24,764 If you'll just follow me, please. 105 00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:32,564 What we're gonna do is put you in front of a TV camera in there. 106 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:35,317 I'm going to be on TV? 107 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,609 Videotape, sweetheart. 108 00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:39,738 It's not like being on Johnny Carson or anything. 109 00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:44,909 You're going to give a little spiel about yourself. 110 00:13:44,993 --> 00:13:49,038 Then we take your tape, feed it to the computer along with your... 111 00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:52,792 vital statistics, the computer matches you up to someone... 112 00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:56,588 he sees your tape, and the rest could be history. 113 00:13:57,422 --> 00:14:01,259 Do you suppose your computer has a line on Burt Reynolds? 114 00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:06,180 She's all ready. 115 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,695 Now just take a seat. 116 00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:26,451 Remember. Say what you really feel... 117 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:30,496 on account the men watching your tape wanna know the real you. 118 00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:39,922 Just relax, and keep your hands flat on the green markings, please. 119 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:50,766 Your Data-Date Compu-Cupid presents... 120 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:02,695 I'm Mrs. Mary Jane Thrip. 121 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,865 The "Mrs. " stands for widow. 122 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,659 I'm a professional housekeeper. 123 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:13,497 People say that I'm exactly as old as I look. 124 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:17,334 There goes my chance with John Travolta. 125 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,129 I would just like to say... 126 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:24,508 that I only agreed to do this on account ofit being free. 127 00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:27,720 My mother was Scottish, you see. 128 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,186 She kept her life savings in a sock... 129 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:40,482 Which she put around the plumbing... 130 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,277 under the bathroom sink... 131 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,322 so that the burglars would think it was an old leaky pipe. 132 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,995 Is it all right to say "bathroom "? 133 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,624 Bite your tongue. 134 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,670 How am I doing? 135 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,343 Of course, being a widow... 136 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,096 one is lonely sometimes. 137 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,975 Especially after I give Prof. Zander... 138 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:19,896 his rum, peanut butter, and sausage souffl�... 139 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,357 in his study. 140 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,902 He will not do without his souffl�. 141 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:30,198 My recipes have a wee bit of something for everybody. 142 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,827 Then I go back to the kitchen... 143 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,372 Where I have to sip my warm milk all alone. 144 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:42,836 But I want to be perfectly candid on one point. 145 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,506 My gate may be a little rusted... 146 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:51,219 but it can still swing, if you get my drift. 147 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,430 Another swinger. 148 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,723 How's it going? 149 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,519 Look for yourself. 150 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:13,157 You just come back tomorrow and we'll have a hot prospect for you. 151 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,535 Hope it's Burt Reynolds. 152 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,746 Tomorrow. 153 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,334 They look perfect. 154 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,462 They are perfect. Down to the last fingerprint. 155 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:35,763 Sorry, but there is no record of you being on any flight... 156 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,599 to Miami, the Bahamas, or anywhere. 157 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,060 Your Gestapo forces pounced on me at the airport. 158 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,521 - I had to have been on a plane. - George? 159 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:47,692 We checked into the Royal Beach Hotel where you claim to have stayed. 160 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,402 Negative. 161 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,615 Ask Claudine, she'll tell you. 162 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,243 Where is Claudine, George? 163 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,869 Well, she's in... 164 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,790 There's no Flight 27, no hotel... 165 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,625 And no Claudine. 166 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,089 I was there, I know it. And so was she. 167 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,091 But where is "there," George? 168 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,551 In Florida. 169 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,637 Florida? Then where's your tan? 170 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,726 Incredible job of brainwashing. 171 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,979 Brainwashing? 172 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,982 Do you have any objection to taking a truth serum? 173 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,358 Truth serum? 174 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,318 Yeah. Sodium pentothal. 175 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,070 It's a simple injection. 176 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,489 Truth serum? No. 177 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,825 Good, then maybe we can clear this thing up. 178 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,494 It'll take just a minute. Wait a minute! 179 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,497 Let's go to the stairway. You go up, I'll go down. 180 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,511 George! 181 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,544 Escape, or die. 182 00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:33,797 You're gonna be all right. 183 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,271 Mrs. Thrip. 184 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,491 She couldn't appreciate it anyway. 185 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:15,338 Dr. Roberts, Prof. Zander's on the phone for you. 186 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:30,061 Mind you, it hasn't been tested yet but I'm 100% certain... 187 00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:33,147 that I have found the antidote. 188 00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:37,819 Professor, may the Nobel Prize fly in your window! 189 00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:43,574 I accept. 190 00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:45,910 Now just leave the testing to us. 191 00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:47,161 My pleasure. 192 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,829 I'll inform the IADC. 193 00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:52,416 They'll dispatch an agent to pick up the antidote right away. 194 00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:59,924 Here I am, checking out the hot prospect... 195 00:21:00,007 --> 00:21:02,593 you called and said you had for me. 196 00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:07,181 Just a sec, hon. Data-Date Compu-Cupid. 197 00:21:07,264 --> 00:21:09,767 Don't wait for a mate, call Data-Date. 198 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:12,228 This is urgent. Put ward on. 199 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:15,189 One moment, please. 200 00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:17,942 If you'll direct your attention to the screen... 201 00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:21,362 your gentleman respondee will appear for your examination. 202 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,961 - Yeah? - Call for you. 203 00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,340 - Hello. - Are you ready? 204 00:21:41,423 --> 00:21:42,633 Almost. 205 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:45,844 Almost isn't good enough. You've got to move now. 206 00:21:45,928 --> 00:21:47,805 Zander's found the antidote. 207 00:21:47,888 --> 00:21:52,684 Your Data-Date Compu-Cupid presents... 208 00:21:53,143 --> 00:21:56,605 I ride a 900cc motorcycle, and I'm looking for a little buckaroo... 209 00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:58,148 to share my saddle. 210 00:21:58,232 --> 00:22:01,693 Ask for Burt Reynolds and you get Gabby Hayes. 211 00:22:03,695 --> 00:22:06,949 That's great news. Thank you, Doctor. 212 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:15,540 The agency psychologist isn't having any more luck than we did. 213 00:22:15,624 --> 00:22:20,504 I didn't wanna force the truth serum idea because George was reacting so violently. 214 00:22:20,587 --> 00:22:22,506 I thought we'd better hold off. 215 00:22:22,589 --> 00:22:25,217 No problem. I just got word from Dr. Roberts. 216 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,510 The antidote. 217 00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:31,181 Zander did it. But I don't want to take any chances. Not now. 218 00:22:31,848 --> 00:22:32,974 So... 219 00:22:34,351 --> 00:22:38,563 You want little old me to get over there and deliver it to the testing lab. 220 00:22:39,231 --> 00:22:41,233 You're my best man. 221 00:22:42,776 --> 00:22:45,028 Thanks for the compliment. 222 00:22:47,948 --> 00:22:50,408 I like all kinds as long as they're young. 223 00:22:50,492 --> 00:22:53,203 No snow on the roof, with a nice front porch. 224 00:22:53,536 --> 00:22:56,539 Solid foundation. Shingles in good shape... 225 00:22:56,706 --> 00:22:59,209 and a fresh fire in the furnace. 226 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:03,922 He's not looking for a companion, he wants a house. 227 00:23:04,005 --> 00:23:06,424 I'm no stranger to this game, no sir. 228 00:23:06,508 --> 00:23:10,470 I guess if this little speech of mine was going in the papers instead of on TV... 229 00:23:10,553 --> 00:23:14,516 right by my name, they'd put "experienced, "with a capital "X"... 230 00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:16,100 if you know what I mean. 231 00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:27,070 - Hat. - Right here. 232 00:23:32,116 --> 00:23:33,576 How do I look? 233 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,161 Great. 234 00:23:35,244 --> 00:23:39,040 We'd better take care of that housekeeper. We don't want her wandering off. 235 00:23:39,123 --> 00:23:43,503 Not to worry. She's about to go on a South American tour. 236 00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,047 Carry on. 237 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:57,558 And now, Mrs. Thrip, we have... 238 00:23:57,642 --> 00:24:01,062 a surprise for you. 239 00:24:01,812 --> 00:24:03,898 The old bag's gone. 240 00:25:15,677 --> 00:25:17,304 Mrs. Thrip! 241 00:25:18,263 --> 00:25:21,099 You are beautiful. 242 00:25:21,808 --> 00:25:25,562 Thanks to you, I have found the antidote. 243 00:25:25,645 --> 00:25:28,565 Those souffl�s you always made me, which I professed to love? 244 00:25:28,648 --> 00:25:30,817 Sausage, peanut butter. 245 00:25:30,901 --> 00:25:33,820 I can't stand them, never could. 246 00:25:33,945 --> 00:25:37,032 In fact, I hid them... 247 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,536 until they were covered with mold. 248 00:25:42,454 --> 00:25:45,832 And it was that mold... 249 00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:49,794 which led me to this. 250 00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:52,923 The antidote. 251 00:25:54,758 --> 00:25:57,177 Thank you. 252 00:26:02,474 --> 00:26:05,101 And thank you, Professor. 253 00:26:38,217 --> 00:26:39,594 Hi, guys. 254 00:26:42,263 --> 00:26:44,390 Where's the Professor? 255 00:26:58,821 --> 00:27:02,074 Professor! What happened? 256 00:27:02,658 --> 00:27:04,118 Are you all right? 257 00:27:06,495 --> 00:27:07,705 Mrs. Thrip. 258 00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:12,543 She's a he! 259 00:27:16,422 --> 00:27:19,425 - And he's got the antidote! - Oh, no. 260 00:27:21,302 --> 00:27:23,220 Take care of him, would you? 261 00:27:25,306 --> 00:27:27,141 Kurt, Baker! Stop that man! 262 00:27:29,602 --> 00:27:30,895 Woman. 263 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:49,830 Cut her off. 264 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:36,460 Doubling back? 265 00:28:40,338 --> 00:28:41,965 Thank you for the tip. 266 00:29:20,753 --> 00:29:23,506 My stars! Wait! 267 00:30:12,179 --> 00:30:13,681 That's far enough. 268 00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:17,310 Okay, mister, just hand over the antidote. 269 00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:19,729 Don't you "mister" me! 270 00:30:20,896 --> 00:30:23,816 It's bad enough being mistaken for a house! 271 00:30:34,785 --> 00:30:36,912 And so your double, whoever that is... 272 00:30:36,996 --> 00:30:39,248 got away with something that is extremely vital... 273 00:30:39,331 --> 00:30:41,083 to the safety of the entire world? 274 00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:43,252 The Professor's antidote. 275 00:30:43,335 --> 00:30:47,506 - You know about that? - Oh, yes, he tells me everything. 276 00:30:48,841 --> 00:30:50,759 Even about security matters? 277 00:30:50,926 --> 00:30:52,428 The killer virus? 278 00:30:54,847 --> 00:30:58,100 But he makes me promise to keep a button on my lip. 279 00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:03,147 Like when I was telling the dating agency. 280 00:31:03,397 --> 00:31:07,067 I said, "My life is... 281 00:31:07,151 --> 00:31:10,821 "somewhat lonely, except for the Professor. " 282 00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:16,535 Anything wrong? 283 00:31:16,618 --> 00:31:19,705 No. Did you say dating agency? 284 00:31:19,788 --> 00:31:24,459 Yes. I got a free offer from the Data-Date Compu-Cupid. 285 00:31:24,793 --> 00:31:26,795 Diana, correct me if I'm wrong, but- 286 00:31:26,878 --> 00:31:31,466 Yes. George also had a free offer from Compu-Cupid. 287 00:31:32,134 --> 00:31:35,303 That's the last thing he remembered. Come on... 288 00:31:35,637 --> 00:31:37,431 a computer dating service? 289 00:31:37,806 --> 00:31:40,809 Well, Steve, the imposter already has the antidote. 290 00:31:41,268 --> 00:31:45,564 We are running short on time, so let's be grateful for any lead we can get. 291 00:31:46,648 --> 00:31:49,693 Maybe Ira can give us the inside track that we need. 292 00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:54,406 - Where are you going? - Oh, well... 293 00:31:55,198 --> 00:31:57,534 my social life has been really lousy lately. 294 00:31:57,617 --> 00:32:00,245 I think it's time I did something about it. 295 00:32:00,495 --> 00:32:03,665 Why don't you try one of those computer dating agencies? 296 00:32:04,332 --> 00:32:08,336 That's a very good idea, Steve. How clever of you. 297 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:10,714 - It's nothing. - Sure. 298 00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:14,175 A lovely thing like you, you might get lucky... 299 00:32:14,259 --> 00:32:17,053 and make a date with an antidote. 300 00:32:23,685 --> 00:32:26,020 Mr. Bunny has been given the antidote, check? 301 00:32:26,104 --> 00:32:29,149 Check. Go ahead and add the virus. 302 00:32:44,122 --> 00:32:46,207 I hope he stays a happy hare. 303 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:54,006 This is what I call a rabbit test. 304 00:32:58,052 --> 00:33:00,012 Death should be instantaneous. 305 00:33:08,813 --> 00:33:11,232 The antidote worked. He's safe. 306 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,236 Congratulations. 307 00:33:19,156 --> 00:33:22,994 It's too bad we can't say the same for the rest of the world. 308 00:33:23,828 --> 00:33:27,623 - When will our delivery boy be delivered? - This afternoon. 309 00:33:33,003 --> 00:33:36,924 The Compu-Cupid computer is not part of any known data network. 310 00:33:37,591 --> 00:33:39,260 Can you patch into it anyway? 311 00:33:39,343 --> 00:33:42,888 Steve Trevor, that is a complex, time-consuming function... 312 00:33:42,972 --> 00:33:44,849 With no certain outcome. 313 00:33:44,932 --> 00:33:47,393 In other words, you're not sure but you'll try. Right? 314 00:33:47,476 --> 00:33:49,103 - Affirmative. - Good. 315 00:33:49,186 --> 00:33:51,730 Get started, Ira. Lots of lives may depend on this. 316 00:33:52,523 --> 00:33:55,442 Don't tell me you have trouble getting dates. 317 00:33:56,193 --> 00:33:57,945 Well, no, not really. 318 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:01,156 I just seem to end up with the wrong guy, know what I mean? 319 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,576 - Yeah, is there a right kind? - Well, one can always hope. 320 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,954 Don't tell me, are you my freebie? 321 00:34:07,037 --> 00:34:11,041 All right! They call me John Blake, "The Snake on the Make. " 322 00:34:11,959 --> 00:34:13,252 Freebie? 323 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:17,881 Oh! You're Mr. Blake! Mr. Blake, our lucky sweepstakes winner. 324 00:34:17,965 --> 00:34:20,425 Are we gonna find a mate for you, sir. 325 00:34:20,509 --> 00:34:23,428 Right this way. We're ready for you in Studio 1. 326 00:34:23,554 --> 00:34:24,972 This way. 327 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,891 I've got the feeling... 328 00:34:27,975 --> 00:34:31,144 that "The Snake on the Make" could be Mr. Right. 329 00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,773 What it is, it is. Whoa. I'm him! Really. 330 00:34:34,856 --> 00:34:37,609 - You sure are. But is she her? - Yeah! 331 00:34:44,032 --> 00:34:46,868 Yes. I need to know all about you. 332 00:34:47,828 --> 00:34:49,621 "Snake on the Make. " 333 00:34:51,706 --> 00:34:53,708 Now, right this way. 334 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,585 He might be the one, maybe I should just- 335 00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:59,172 We've got procedures here and you've got a videotape to make. 336 00:34:59,256 --> 00:35:01,216 - A what? - A videotape! 337 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:04,970 In here. Oh, they'll love you. 338 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,063 - Is ward in the control room? - Maybe. 339 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,692 What's the matter? Don't tell me... 340 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:21,861 you've stopped keeping track of his every move. 341 00:35:22,570 --> 00:35:24,072 You're real cute. 342 00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:26,408 Must be the reason why Ward dropped me... 343 00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:29,953 like a lit firecracker when you came through the door. 344 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:33,581 No, I think it was because he was bored. 345 00:35:36,251 --> 00:35:38,086 Oh, yeah, that's right. 346 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:41,339 You stimulate his intellect, don't you? 347 00:35:41,881 --> 00:35:44,342 Don't knock it until you've tried it. 348 00:35:44,425 --> 00:35:47,345 Here's something to stimulate your intellect. 349 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:50,473 I'm sticking around here, sister. You know why? 350 00:35:51,057 --> 00:35:54,978 Because one day you're gonna be that lit firecracker. 351 00:35:55,436 --> 00:35:58,356 And I intend to be here to enjoy... 352 00:35:58,481 --> 00:36:00,942 the big bang. 353 00:36:03,236 --> 00:36:05,613 My advise to you is to get yourself in there... 354 00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,365 in front of those cameras... 355 00:36:07,448 --> 00:36:09,033 and cross your fingers. 356 00:36:09,117 --> 00:36:13,120 Because it sounds to me like you're going to be here for quite a while. 357 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,752 - How do you feel? - Invulnerable. 358 00:36:19,835 --> 00:36:23,005 Good. I don't know how long the antidote will last... 359 00:36:23,089 --> 00:36:25,549 so I suggest we make our move this afternoon. 360 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:26,968 No problem. 361 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:31,013 - Is that our delivery boy? - He doesn't look like much. 362 00:36:31,514 --> 00:36:34,642 But by the end of the day, he will have become famous. 363 00:36:35,559 --> 00:36:36,894 Infamous. 364 00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:40,564 "The Snake on the Make" to my friends. 365 00:36:40,648 --> 00:36:44,485 Among whom I hope to count you before too long. Know what I mean? 366 00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:48,405 Anyway, I fly a helicopter for a living. 367 00:36:48,948 --> 00:36:50,074 As a matter of fact... 368 00:36:50,157 --> 00:36:52,910 I'm one of the very few pilots licensed to fly a chopper... 369 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:56,080 over our nation's most sacred monuments and buildings. 370 00:36:56,455 --> 00:37:00,751 I take tourists on aerial tours of this great big capital city of ours. 371 00:37:01,335 --> 00:37:04,672 Like this afternoon, I started out at Dulles Airport... 372 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:07,007 picked up a half a dozen good folk. 373 00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:09,468 Passed a triple security check. 374 00:37:09,551 --> 00:37:12,763 Then I cruised my good folks southward down the Potomac River... 375 00:37:12,846 --> 00:37:14,848 to the Navy Yard and then north. 376 00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:17,101 I show them where history's made. 377 00:37:17,226 --> 00:37:19,603 The Capitol building, Library of Congress... 378 00:37:19,686 --> 00:37:22,898 Constitution Hall, National Gallery, Capitol Hill. 379 00:37:23,232 --> 00:37:27,861 And finally, a run up Pennsylvania Avenue to the greatest thrill of them all: 380 00:37:28,070 --> 00:37:30,948 The White House! I mean, you haven't lived... 381 00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:34,535 until you've looked into the White House windows at 300 feet. 382 00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:36,370 The White House, man. 383 00:37:54,721 --> 00:37:57,682 You looking for me, Rover? What you got there? 384 00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:06,149 Your boss just made contact with Compu-Cupid. Lead the way. 385 00:38:14,908 --> 00:38:17,619 You, my dear, are a genius. 386 00:38:17,702 --> 00:38:19,454 My genius would be a total waste... 387 00:38:19,537 --> 00:38:22,707 were it not for your genius in putting it to use. 388 00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:27,879 Shall we get "The Snake on the Make" started on his vacation? 389 00:38:29,422 --> 00:38:31,466 It looks like you've got another customer. 390 00:38:31,549 --> 00:38:34,427 - Better get rid of her first. - Diana Prince! 391 00:38:35,053 --> 00:38:37,722 She's an IADC agent. She was in the lab with Roberts. 392 00:38:37,806 --> 00:38:41,309 - The day you stole the virus, remember? - She must be on to us. 393 00:38:41,768 --> 00:38:44,103 - Get rid of her. - Wait a minute. 394 00:38:44,187 --> 00:38:48,358 Are you sure the simulation of an IADC agent wouldn't come in handy? 395 00:38:49,817 --> 00:38:51,152 Perhaps. 396 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,615 Especially a dead IADC agent. 397 00:39:05,124 --> 00:39:06,417 Hi. 398 00:39:06,918 --> 00:39:09,754 My name is Jessica Abernathy. 399 00:39:09,837 --> 00:39:13,508 The Compu-Cupid computer is programmed for two basic functions. 400 00:39:13,591 --> 00:39:16,135 As a database for dissemination of information... 401 00:39:16,219 --> 00:39:18,137 regarding persons seeking companionship... 402 00:39:18,221 --> 00:39:20,598 With members of the opposite sex. 403 00:39:20,681 --> 00:39:22,308 - A dating service? - Affirmative. 404 00:39:22,391 --> 00:39:25,102 Why didn't you say so? Go on. 405 00:39:25,853 --> 00:39:29,190 Also as a patented data simulator specializing in... 406 00:39:29,273 --> 00:39:33,194 the 3-dimensional duplication of specific human characteristics. 407 00:39:33,986 --> 00:39:36,947 That's where they've been making the masks and gloves. 408 00:39:37,031 --> 00:39:41,494 Ira, can you identify the people most recently simulated by Compu-Cupid? 409 00:39:41,577 --> 00:39:43,537 - Naturally. - Good. 410 00:39:46,832 --> 00:39:49,668 We've got to find out what they plan to do with that virus. 411 00:39:49,752 --> 00:39:52,004 Mrs. Mary Jane Thrip. 412 00:39:52,797 --> 00:39:55,549 - After her. - One John Blake. 413 00:39:57,051 --> 00:39:59,720 - Okay, who else? - One Diana Prince. 414 00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:01,847 Diana? 415 00:40:04,892 --> 00:40:08,187 This is Col. Trevor. I need a car out front. Immediately! 416 00:40:09,939 --> 00:40:12,191 It really was love at first sight... 417 00:40:12,274 --> 00:40:15,319 thanks to Compu-Cupid. 418 00:40:16,528 --> 00:40:20,532 Actually I met him right outside, the minute I walked through the door. 419 00:40:21,283 --> 00:40:26,038 Thanks to Compu-Cupid, love at first sight is gonna be a real gas, lady. 420 00:40:27,122 --> 00:40:31,084 Maybe I've talked enough about John Blake. 421 00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:35,380 Maybe I should talk about myself. 422 00:40:40,177 --> 00:40:42,387 Oh, my gosh! we've got a fire here. 423 00:40:43,096 --> 00:40:44,765 You better call the fire department. 424 00:40:47,601 --> 00:40:49,102 Sweet dreams, baby. 425 00:40:54,107 --> 00:40:55,525 How does it look? 426 00:40:57,778 --> 00:41:00,113 Good enough to fool airport security at Dulles. 427 00:41:00,197 --> 00:41:02,449 Remember why there won't be any other passengers. 428 00:41:02,532 --> 00:41:06,036 You bought out the whole flight so you can see D.C. from the air. 429 00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:07,454 All alone. 430 00:41:09,581 --> 00:41:10,790 Let's go. 431 00:41:16,630 --> 00:41:18,757 I told Val to take care of the Prince lady... 432 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,800 as soon as The Snake gets started on his trip. 433 00:41:20,884 --> 00:41:23,887 - Is the chopper ready? - Everything we need is waiting. 434 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:25,555 Including this. 435 00:41:27,098 --> 00:41:30,226 - To the White House. - To the White House. 436 00:41:39,194 --> 00:41:40,320 Hi. 437 00:42:01,758 --> 00:42:04,761 - They used sleeping gas on him. - Diana's around here somewhere. 438 00:42:04,844 --> 00:42:08,389 She'll be all right. This is the one we've got to worry about. 439 00:42:08,681 --> 00:42:10,350 He's the one they simulated. 440 00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:11,684 This guy? Why? 441 00:42:12,143 --> 00:42:14,479 That's what we have to find out. 442 00:42:19,358 --> 00:42:22,945 We've passed airport security, why don't you take off that mask? 443 00:42:23,446 --> 00:42:24,697 Good idea. 444 00:42:37,376 --> 00:42:40,004 Thanks for letting me do the honors. 445 00:42:40,087 --> 00:42:44,759 You're the one that's hell-bent on teaching the government a lesson. It's only fair. 446 00:42:46,218 --> 00:42:50,765 When my brother died during one of their Doomsday experiments... 447 00:42:50,848 --> 00:42:52,349 no one listened. 448 00:42:53,059 --> 00:42:55,394 And recently five more men died. 449 00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,813 And still no one listened. 450 00:42:58,731 --> 00:43:01,692 Now, within the hour... 451 00:43:01,775 --> 00:43:04,445 tens of thousands will have perished. 452 00:43:06,405 --> 00:43:10,910 It will start at the White House, descend Capitol Hill... 453 00:43:12,077 --> 00:43:15,456 wipe out all Federal agencies, obliterate the Pentagon. 454 00:43:15,539 --> 00:43:20,002 And assure that research into such Doomsday experiments... 455 00:43:20,461 --> 00:43:22,129 is abandoned forever. 456 00:43:23,005 --> 00:43:26,050 It's not very subtle, but most definitely effective. 457 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,353 All I know is it was very important to simulate... 458 00:43:38,437 --> 00:43:40,647 that creepo helicopter pilot. 459 00:43:41,773 --> 00:43:43,066 Helicopter pilot? 460 00:43:43,150 --> 00:43:46,403 He takes tourists on aerial tours of Washington. 461 00:43:47,112 --> 00:43:48,947 - Where? - How should I know? 462 00:43:49,406 --> 00:43:51,617 - Here's the playback. - National Gallery... 463 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:54,953 Constitutional Hall, Library of Congress, Capitol Hill. 464 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,875 And then a run up Pennsylvania A venue to the greatest thrill of them all: 465 00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:02,586 The White House! I mean, you ha ven't lived... 466 00:44:02,669 --> 00:44:06,173 until you've looked into the White House WindoWs at 300 feet. 467 00:44:06,506 --> 00:44:08,091 The White House, man. 468 00:44:08,425 --> 00:44:09,551 As a matter of fact... 469 00:44:09,634 --> 00:44:12,304 I'm one of the very few pilots licensed to fly a chopper... 470 00:44:12,387 --> 00:44:15,807 over our nation's most sacred monuments and buildings. 471 00:44:17,767 --> 00:44:20,187 Charlie? This is Steve Trevor. Listen carefully. 472 00:44:20,270 --> 00:44:22,606 You've got a full-blown red alert heading your way. 473 00:45:06,649 --> 00:45:08,276 Look at that big baby. 474 00:45:12,739 --> 00:45:14,741 Hang on, we're going in. 475 00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:30,715 Okay, toss it out. 476 00:45:35,261 --> 00:45:36,512 Oh, no. 477 00:45:38,306 --> 00:45:42,184 Throw it, Ward, make them learn! 478 00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:14,466 With Ward, Dede and Val in custody... 479 00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:16,885 the best place for that virus is in a furnace. 480 00:46:16,969 --> 00:46:18,762 With the addition of the antidote. 481 00:46:18,846 --> 00:46:21,181 The virus is harmless. 482 00:46:21,265 --> 00:46:22,891 Yes, but what about next time... 483 00:46:22,975 --> 00:46:25,936 a deadly virus is accidentally discovered in a laboratory? 484 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:29,940 Well, I for one, plan to see that there is no next time. 485 00:46:30,024 --> 00:46:33,527 I wish those two young people had thought of another way... 486 00:46:33,610 --> 00:46:36,405 of making their feelings known. 487 00:46:36,488 --> 00:46:38,240 Which reminds me. 488 00:46:38,866 --> 00:46:42,661 There's still one thing that bothers me about all this. 489 00:46:42,744 --> 00:46:44,955 - What's that? - Mrs. Thrip... 490 00:46:45,747 --> 00:46:48,917 why did you go to that dating service? 491 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:53,380 Well, I wanted to have a bit of fun. 492 00:46:54,172 --> 00:46:56,717 And I got tired of waiting for you. 493 00:47:00,470 --> 00:47:04,141 Dear girl, have I been so wrapped up in my work... 494 00:47:04,599 --> 00:47:08,520 that I overlooked a gem like you? 495 00:47:08,729 --> 00:47:09,938 Yes! 496 00:47:13,734 --> 00:47:15,610 To rectify the oversight. 497 00:47:33,461 --> 00:47:35,380 Compu-Cupid strikes again. 498 00:48:11,499 --> 00:48:12,542 English 499 00:48:15,542 --> 00:48:19,542 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 38637

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