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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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All right, boys. Coast is clear.
Let's move.
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Hey, guys.
Jumbo shrimp.
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Doesn't a stealthy rendez-vous
mean anything to anyone anymore?
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A stealth... no.
Why? Should it?
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All clear.
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But stay on your toes.
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Right.
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Well, anyhoo,
guess what I found in my habitat, today.
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It's... It's...
An egg?
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And you are birds, so...
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So... What?
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Back at the aquarium,
the daddy penguins handled egg duty.
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Marlene, we are an elite force,
not nursemaids.
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Actually, Skipper,
incubation is a guy thing for penguins.
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It's natural instinct.
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You too, Kowalski?
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We can't give in to every gushy urge
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nature's burdened upon our species.
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Come on, you marshmallows.
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Think manly thoughts
like monster trucks.
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Isn't that just the...
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No... can do.
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We can't possibly
take this mommy mission.
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Of course you can't, silly penguin.
Because the egg is mine.
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Where did you...
I thought we had this area secure?
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You laid an egg?
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That's highly illogical
for a mammal unless...
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Are you part platypus?
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What did...
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You are a party puss, but I...
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I am king of things.
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Longly I have waited for the spirits
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to give me a proper heir
to my throne.
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That is why they sent me this egg.
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Sent you?
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Yes.
Indirectly.
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I shall call him Julien Jr.
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J.J.
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I will raise him to be just like me.
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Handsome, brilliant,
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and most of all, humble.
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We'll take him.
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Resume coochie-cooing, men.
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Well, we will see
who's coochie-cooing when I...
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I was muttering to me,
not you, silly penguins.
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Now carry on.
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We'll take shifts.
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The egg will have round the clock
supervision and training.
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Training?
That's right.
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By the time this rookie hatches,
he'll be ready.
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But, sir?
The clock is ticking.
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Commence operation:
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"Hard boil."
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Lovely.
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You're playing a game with Eggy.
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This is no game, Private.
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This tiny obstacle course
trains tiny soldiers.
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You'll get your little play time
when it's your shift, Private.
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Not bad.
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But you'll never make officer
with a time like that.
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Let's get in it to win it. Go.
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You've built a crib for Eggy.
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No, it's an intelligence intensifying
incubation chamber.
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From egg to egghead
in one giga-jolt.
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You can't...
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The sum of the square roots
of an isosceles triangle
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is equal to the square root
of the remaining side.
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What just happened?
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Please, tell me
you're just flying a kite.
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Rico, where's Eggy?
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Eggy can't fly.
Bring him down. Bring him down.
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You lost Eggy.
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Look at them
with the vomiting of my J.J.
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That is no way for a royal lemur egg
to be treated.
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He should be at my side.
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My left side, right about here.
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♪ Me and my J.J, ♪
♪ with me he will stay-ay. ♪
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♪ And then we can play-ay ♪
♪ all night and all day-ay! ♪
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♪ From this lemur egg ♪
♪ my lemur prince will rise. ♪
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♪ Its little femur leg ♪
♪ growing to king size. ♪
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♪ He'll be regally, ♪
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♪ he'll be legally mine. ♪
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Look at how cute he is.
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♪ Me and my J.J. ♪
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♪ With me he will stay-ay. ♪
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♪ And then we can play-ay ♪
♪ from June until May-ay! ♪
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♪ He'll be regally, ♪
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♪ I said legally mine! ♪
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Well, yes, J.J.
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of course you can kick Mort.
Your highness?
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No, no, he likes it.
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Your highness!
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You totally ruined my J.J. daydream.
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It had music and everything.
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Maybe you should let go.
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I'm no expert,
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but I suppose whatever's in that egg,
it ain't one of us.
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Really, Mr. Smarty Booty?
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And where J.J. will hatch from
if not from an egg?
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Mammals usually come from...
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Do not gross me out
with nonsense, Maurice.
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I think I am getting an idea.
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It is definitely an idea,
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and I have it. Me!
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You're in safe hands now, Eggy.
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Well, safe feet.
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What are you doing with the egg?
It's not your shift.
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Obstacle courses,
giga-jolts, hang gliding.
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You're all pushing too hard!
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You don't know everything, Skipper.
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I'm sorry, it's just that I...
Think you know what's best for it?
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But you're a boy yourself, a dreamer.
What could you know about raising it?
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I'll show you.
It's my shift.
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Everything's okay now.
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I'll never let anything bad
happen to you.
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I felt him kick,
and then he smiled at me.
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What?
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I'm an egg!
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Who is your daddy now?
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Not me,
because I am J.J.'s daddy and...
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My baby!
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Fooled me once, J.J.
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My eyes!
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Wait, was that just... no.
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A duck?
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A mother duck.
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Keep looking, kids.
Excuse me, are you missing...
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My egg.
Do you have my egg?
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Kind of... but no.
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But I sent it to the best eggy sitters.
Come on.
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Eggy's gone,
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and it's all my fault.
I am a bad daddy.
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No moping on duty, Private.
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This is not over.
Target spotted, sir.
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Let me see.
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What are you waiting for?
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A moment of silence
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to honor our fallen.
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Just think of monster trucking.
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Here, J.J.
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Come here, boy.
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He's alive!
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Quickly, men.
Operation "Stop pop".
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My J.J.!
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You're safe now.
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And you have little feet.
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Yes, you do!
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I demand custody.
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Look at all the danger
you have heaved upon my J.J.
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We heaved?
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You're the heaver, mister.
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Eggy was aces
until you pilfered him.
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But I pilfered J.J.
while he was on your watching.
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That makes you responsible
for my irresponsibility.
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I'll slap you
into the middle of next week.
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How dare you, sir?
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Quiet! Both of you.
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You're upsetting Eggy.
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He thinks I'm his...
Mama's here!
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See, I told you
they were natural born hatchers.
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Were you good for the sitters?
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The baby didn't give you
boys trouble, did he?
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Now that you mention it...
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Happy to serve, ma'am.
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That's precious.
But time to get in line, kiddo.
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Monster trucks, men.
Monster trucks.
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Wait.
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Does she get to keep all the J.J.s?
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'Night, boys.
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You did good today, Private.
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It's just instinct, Skipper.
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Do you think Eggy will remember us?
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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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Cute and cuddly.
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