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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:05,872 --> 00:02:08,024 All right, team, stay in sight of each other. 3 00:02:08,124 --> 00:02:10,484 Let's make NASA proud today. 4 00:02:10,584 --> 00:02:12,194 How's it looking over there, Watney? 5 00:02:12,294 --> 00:02:16,616 Well, you'll be happy to hear that in Grid Section 14-28, 6 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:19,584 the particles were predominantly coarse, 7 00:02:19,684 --> 00:02:22,894 but in 29, they're... they're much finer 8 00:02:22,994 --> 00:02:24,958 and they should be ideal for chem analysis. 9 00:02:25,058 --> 00:02:27,895 Oh, wow. Did everybody hear that? Mark just discovered dirt. 10 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,546 Should we alert the media? 11 00:02:29,646 --> 00:02:33,551 Sorry, what are you doing today, Martinez? Making sure the MAV is still upright? 12 00:02:33,651 --> 00:02:35,845 I'd like you to know that visual inspection of the equipment 13 00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:37,530 is imperative to mission success. 14 00:02:37,655 --> 00:02:40,541 I also would like to report that the MAV is still upright. 15 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:45,004 Watney, you keep leaving your channel open which leads to Martinez responding 16 00:02:45,104 --> 00:02:48,200 which leads to all of us listening which leads to me being annoyed. 17 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,928 Roger that. Martinez, the captain would like you to please... 18 00:02:51,028 --> 00:02:53,630 shut your smart mouth. 19 00:02:53,730 --> 00:02:57,117 We'd prefer to use a different adjective to describe Martinez's mouth. 20 00:02:57,217 --> 00:03:01,055 - Oh, did Beck just insult me? - "Dr. Beck." And yes. 21 00:03:01,155 --> 00:03:04,843 Happy to turn the radios off from here, Commander. Just say the word. 22 00:03:04,943 --> 00:03:07,703 Wait, Johanssen. Constant communication is the hallmark... 23 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:09,831 - Shut 'em off. - No. 24 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:11,992 No. Excuse me. 25 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,152 I apologize for my countrymen, Vogel. 26 00:03:14,252 --> 00:03:17,856 Accepted. How many samples do we need, Commander? 27 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:21,227 Seven. 100 grams each. 28 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:29,035 We have a mission update. A storm warning. 29 00:03:29,135 --> 00:03:31,971 Commander, you should come inside. You're gonna want to see this. 30 00:03:32,071 --> 00:03:34,173 - What is it? - A storm warning. 31 00:03:34,273 --> 00:03:37,820 I saw that in this morning's briefing. We'll be inside before it hits. 32 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,881 Yeah, they upgraded their estimate. 33 00:03:40,981 --> 00:03:43,826 The storm's gonna be a lot worse. 34 00:03:49,014 --> 00:03:52,060 Martinez, how does it look? 35 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,912 Not good. 36 00:03:55,171 --> 00:03:59,183 "1,200 kilometers in diameter, bearing 24.41 degrees." 37 00:03:59,283 --> 00:04:00,401 That's tracking right towards us. 38 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:05,298 "Based on current escalation, estimated force of 8,600 newtons." 39 00:04:05,398 --> 00:04:08,936 - What's the abort force? - 7,500. 40 00:04:09,436 --> 00:04:11,671 Anything more than that and the MAV could tip. 41 00:04:11,771 --> 00:04:14,984 - Do we scrub? - Begin abort procedure. 42 00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:19,313 We are estimating with a margin of error. We... could wait it out. 43 00:04:19,413 --> 00:04:21,564 Let's wait it out. 44 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:24,736 Let's wait it out. 45 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:29,265 - Commander? - Prep emergency departure. 46 00:04:29,365 --> 00:04:32,164 - Commander? - We're scrubbed. That's an order. 47 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:46,508 - Martinez, how long before take-off? - 12 minutes. 48 00:04:49,862 --> 00:04:54,033 Visibility is almost zero. Anyone gets lost, hone in on my suit's telemetry. 49 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:56,998 - You ready? - Ready. 50 00:04:58,864 --> 00:05:02,528 - Commander, are you okay? - I'm okay. 51 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:28,879 Commander, we're at 10 degrees, and the MAV is gonna tip at 12.3. 52 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:32,842 Hey! We might be able to keep the MAV from tipping. 53 00:05:32,942 --> 00:05:34,051 How? 54 00:05:34,151 --> 00:05:37,171 Use the cables from the comms mast as guy-lines, 55 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:40,349 - anchor it with the Rover's. - Watch out! 56 00:05:43,627 --> 00:05:45,450 Watney! 57 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,783 Warning. Suit breach detected. 58 00:05:48,884 --> 00:05:50,510 - What happened? - He was hit. 59 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:51,853 Watney, report. 60 00:05:51,953 --> 00:05:54,764 Before we lost telemetry, his decompression alarm went off. 61 00:05:54,865 --> 00:05:57,358 - Where did you last see him? - I don't know where he is. 62 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,485 - What are the vitals on his suit? - He's offline. 63 00:05:59,585 --> 00:06:00,987 A complete loss of signal on Watney. 64 00:06:01,087 --> 00:06:02,223 - Beck! - Yeah. 65 00:06:02,323 --> 00:06:06,180 - How long can he survive decompression? - Less than a minute. 66 00:06:06,427 --> 00:06:08,758 Line up, walk west. 67 00:06:08,859 --> 00:06:11,816 He may be prone. We don't wanna step over him. 68 00:06:12,616 --> 00:06:16,498 - Commander We're at 10.5 degrees. - Warning. Excessive tilt. 69 00:06:16,598 --> 00:06:19,843 Tilting to 11 with all the gusts of wind. 70 00:06:19,943 --> 00:06:23,520 Copy that. Everyone, hone in on Martinez's suit. 71 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:26,148 It'll get you to airlock. Get in, prep for launch. 72 00:06:26,248 --> 00:06:29,784 - What about you, Commander? - I'm gonna search a little longer. 73 00:06:29,885 --> 00:06:33,119 Get moving! Go! 74 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:38,995 Watney! Watney, report! 75 00:06:39,095 --> 00:06:43,122 The MAV's at 11.6 degrees. One good gust and we're tipping. 76 00:06:43,222 --> 00:06:46,269 - If it tips, you launch. - You really think I'm gonna leave you behind? 77 00:06:46,369 --> 00:06:48,650 That's an order, Martinez. 78 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,739 Mark! 79 00:06:50,757 --> 00:06:54,006 Mark! Can you hear me? 80 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:59,691 Martinez, what about the proximity radar? Could that detect Watney's suit? 81 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:03,528 It's made to see the Hermes from orbit not a little piece of metal from a single suit. 82 00:07:03,628 --> 00:07:05,189 - Give it a try. - Roger. 83 00:07:05,289 --> 00:07:08,309 What is she thinking? She knows the infrared can't get through a sandstorm. 84 00:07:08,409 --> 00:07:10,403 She's grasping for anything. 85 00:07:10,503 --> 00:07:12,772 We've got negative contact on the proximity radar. 86 00:07:12,873 --> 00:07:15,996 - Nothing? - No. I can barely see the Hab. 87 00:07:16,676 --> 00:07:20,505 Commander, I know you don't wanna hear this, but... Mark is dead. 88 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:23,417 Commander! 89 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:25,978 Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man? 90 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,464 My friend just died. I don't want my commander to die, too. 91 00:07:28,564 --> 00:07:31,000 - Stability warning. - We're tipping! 92 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:34,461 Commander, you need to get back to the ship, now! 93 00:07:35,062 --> 00:07:36,050 13 degrees. 94 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:38,040 If we pass balance, we'll never rock back. 95 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,095 I've got one more trick left, and then I'm following orders, Commander. 96 00:07:43,104 --> 00:07:45,129 You're firing the OMS? 97 00:07:45,229 --> 00:07:47,256 That's right. 98 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:53,887 - Commander! - On my way. 99 00:07:56,419 --> 00:07:58,659 Johanssen, let's go. 100 00:08:05,236 --> 00:08:07,217 Mark! 101 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:22,619 We're at 11.5 and holding. 102 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:27,070 Ready to go on your command. 103 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:30,388 Ready to launch. 104 00:08:30,488 --> 00:08:33,872 Commander. I need you to verbally tell me whether or not to. 105 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,846 Launch. 106 00:09:16,529 --> 00:09:19,598 At around 4:30 a.m. Central Standard Time 107 00:09:19,698 --> 00:09:24,838 our satellites detected a storm approaching the Ares 3 mission site on Mars. 108 00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:28,117 At 6:45, the storm had escalated to severe 109 00:09:28,217 --> 00:09:31,327 and we had no choice but to abort the mission. 110 00:09:31,427 --> 00:09:34,056 Thanks to the quick action of Commander Lewis 111 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:37,381 astronauts Beck, Johanssen, Martinez and Vogel 112 00:09:37,481 --> 00:09:40,137 were all able to reach the Mars Ascent Vehicle 113 00:09:40,237 --> 00:09:45,334 and perform an emergency launch at 7:28 Central Time. 114 00:09:45,434 --> 00:09:47,694 Unfortunately, during the evacuation, 115 00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:52,874 astronaut Mark Watney was struck by debris and killed. 116 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:56,780 Commander Lewis and the rest of her team were able to intercept safely 117 00:09:56,881 --> 00:09:59,615 with the Hermes and are now heading home. 118 00:09:59,715 --> 00:10:02,493 But Mark Watney is dead. 119 00:10:02,593 --> 00:10:05,074 Director Sanders! 120 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:08,494 Director Sanders! 121 00:10:38,432 --> 00:10:41,587 Oxygen level critical. 122 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:50,187 Oxygen level critical. 123 00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:58,703 Oxygen level cri... 124 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,523 Pressure stable. 125 00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:19,092 Fuck. 126 00:15:49,104 --> 00:15:50,197 Okay. 127 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,095 Okay. 128 00:15:53,316 --> 00:15:57,622 Hello, this is Mark Watney, astronaut. 129 00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:01,241 I'm entering this log for the record... 130 00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:03,917 in case I don't make it. 131 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,234 It is... 132 00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:08,967 06:53... 133 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:12,378 on Sol 19 and... 134 00:16:12,478 --> 00:16:14,713 I'm alive. 135 00:16:14,814 --> 00:16:17,026 Obviously. But... 136 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:22,164 I'm guessing that's gonna come as a surprise to my crewmates and to NASA. 137 00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:25,938 And to the entire world, really, so... 138 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,232 Surprise. 139 00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:33,150 I did not die on Sol 18. 140 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,078 Best I can figure... 141 00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:38,990 this length of our primary communications antenna broke off... 142 00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:44,170 and tore through my bio-monitor and ripped a hole in me as well. 143 00:16:44,495 --> 00:16:47,582 But the antenna and the blood, really, 144 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:51,303 managed to seal the breach in my suit which kept me alive, 145 00:16:51,403 --> 00:16:54,473 even though the crew must have thought I was dead. 146 00:16:54,573 --> 00:16:57,184 I have no way to contact NASA. 147 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,450 And even if I could, it's gonna be... 148 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:03,385 four years until a manned mission can reach me. 149 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,027 And I'm in a Hab designed to last 31 days. 150 00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:08,405 If the oxygenator breaks, I'm gonna suffocate. 151 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,874 If the water reclaimer breaks, I'll die of thirst. 152 00:17:10,974 --> 00:17:15,320 If the Hab breaches, I'm just gonna, kind of implode. 153 00:17:15,821 --> 00:17:19,207 And if by some miracle, none of that happens... 154 00:17:19,307 --> 00:17:22,035 eventually I'm gonna run out of food. 155 00:17:23,171 --> 00:17:25,014 So... 156 00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:27,795 yeah. 157 00:17:30,644 --> 00:17:32,513 Yeah. 158 00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:23,141 I'm not gonna die here. 159 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,268 32... 160 00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:07,386 33... 161 00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,077 34... 162 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,992 35, 36. 163 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:15,769 Sweet and sour chicken. 164 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,182 What do we got? 165 00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:58,590 Right, let's do the math. 166 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:02,344 Our surface mission here was supposed to last 31 sols. 167 00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:05,614 For redundancy, they sent 68 sols worth of food. That's for 6 people. 168 00:21:05,714 --> 00:21:08,392 So for just me, that's gonna last 300 sols 169 00:21:08,492 --> 00:21:11,822 which I figure I can stretch to 400 if I ration. So... 170 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,992 I got to figure out a way to grow 171 00:21:15,092 --> 00:21:17,519 three years' worth of food here. 172 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:20,372 On a planet where nothing grows. 173 00:21:20,672 --> 00:21:22,524 Luckily... 174 00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:26,996 I'm a botanist. 175 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:34,359 Mars will come to fear my botany powers. 176 00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:21,837 Pressure stable. 177 00:22:31,298 --> 00:22:33,888 Staple came out. 178 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,449 Fuck you, Mars. 179 00:23:39,821 --> 00:23:42,367 Johanssen, Jesus. 180 00:24:31,383 --> 00:24:33,643 ...Monday, Happy Days 181 00:24:33,743 --> 00:24:36,106 Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days 182 00:24:36,206 --> 00:24:38,548 Thursday, Friday, Happy Days 183 00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:41,169 The weekend comes, my cycle hums 184 00:24:41,269 --> 00:24:43,138 Ready to race to you 185 00:24:43,238 --> 00:24:45,498 The problem is water. 186 00:24:45,999 --> 00:24:51,169 I have created 126 square meters of soil. 187 00:24:51,269 --> 00:24:56,398 But every cubic meter of soil requires 40 liters of water to be farmable. 188 00:24:56,598 --> 00:25:00,004 So I gotta make a lot more water. 189 00:25:00,731 --> 00:25:05,271 Good thing is, I know the recipe. You take hydrogen, you add oxygen, you burn. 190 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:11,203 Now, I have hundreds of liters of unused hydrazine at the MDV. 191 00:25:11,603 --> 00:25:14,554 If I run the hydrazine over an iridium catalyst, 192 00:25:14,654 --> 00:25:17,132 it'll separate into N2 and H2. 193 00:25:17,232 --> 00:25:21,203 And then if I just direct the hydrogen into a small area... 194 00:25:21,703 --> 00:25:23,380 and burn it. 195 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:26,766 Luckily, in the history of humanity 196 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:32,301 nothing bad has ever happened from lighting hydrogen on fire. 197 00:25:32,401 --> 00:25:34,183 NASA hates fire. 198 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:38,429 Because of the whole "fire makes everybody die in space" thing. 199 00:25:38,529 --> 00:25:41,349 So, everything they sent us up here with is flame-retardant 200 00:25:41,449 --> 00:25:45,733 with the notable exception of... 201 00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:49,183 Martinez's personal items. 202 00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:51,969 I am sorry, Martinez, but if you didn't want me to go through your stuff 203 00:25:52,069 --> 00:25:54,930 you shouldn't have left me for dead on a desolate planet. 204 00:25:55,630 --> 00:25:59,451 By the way, I'm figuring you're gonna be fine with this, given my present situation. 205 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:03,341 Counting on you. 206 00:26:23,911 --> 00:26:25,799 Whoo! 207 00:26:37,059 --> 00:26:40,345 So, yeah, I blew myself up. 208 00:26:40,645 --> 00:26:43,031 Best guess... 209 00:26:43,131 --> 00:26:45,689 I forgot to... 210 00:26:45,789 --> 00:26:49,175 account for the excess oxygen that... 211 00:26:49,529 --> 00:26:53,467 I've been exhaling when I did my calculations. 212 00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:55,741 Because I'm stupid. 213 00:26:58,264 --> 00:27:00,533 Yeah, I'm gonna get back to work here, 214 00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:03,647 just as soon as my ears stop ringing. 215 00:27:08,008 --> 00:27:12,337 Interesting side note, this is actually how the Jet Propulsion Lab was founded. 216 00:27:12,437 --> 00:27:15,825 Five guys at Caltech were trying to make rocket fuel 217 00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,784 and they nearly burned down their dorm. 218 00:27:17,885 --> 00:27:22,006 And rather than expel them they banished them to a nearby farm, 219 00:27:22,106 --> 00:27:24,450 told them to keep working. 220 00:27:24,550 --> 00:27:27,312 And now we have a space program. 221 00:27:29,797 --> 00:27:31,571 Okay. 222 00:28:48,323 --> 00:28:49,941 Hey, there. 223 00:28:59,968 --> 00:29:03,580 The nation was blessed to have Mark serving in our space program. 224 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,012 While his loss will be deeply felt, 225 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,685 the men and women of NASA will soldier forth 226 00:29:08,785 --> 00:29:12,089 onward and upward in the mission of their agency. 227 00:29:12,189 --> 00:29:16,644 By doing so, they honor the legacy, Mark's leaving behind, 228 00:29:16,744 --> 00:29:20,773 and they ensure his sacrifice will not be in vain. 229 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:34,597 I have the honor of speaking not only for the men and women of NASA 230 00:29:34,697 --> 00:29:36,349 but for people all over the world... 231 00:29:36,449 --> 00:29:39,649 I thought you gave a lovely speech, by the way. 232 00:29:41,637 --> 00:29:45,103 - I need you to authorize my satellite time. - It's not gonna happen. 233 00:29:45,203 --> 00:29:46,943 We're funded for five Ares missions. 234 00:29:47,043 --> 00:29:49,338 I think I can get Congress to authorize a sixth. 235 00:29:49,438 --> 00:29:51,581 - No. - Ares 3 evac'd after 18 sols. 236 00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:53,926 There's half a mission worth of supplies up there. 237 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:56,503 I can sell it at a fraction of the cost of a normal mission 238 00:29:56,603 --> 00:29:58,622 and all I have to know is what's left of our assets. 239 00:29:58,722 --> 00:30:00,532 You're not the only one who needs satellite time. 240 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,769 We've got the Ares 4 supply missions coming up. 241 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:05,104 We should be focusing on the Schiaparelli Crater. 242 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,265 We got 12 satellites up there. We can spare a few hours... 243 00:30:07,365 --> 00:30:11,318 It's not about the satellite time, Vince. We're a public domain organization. 244 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,246 - We need to be transparent on this. - Okay. 245 00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:16,224 The second we point the satellites at the Hab I broadcast pictures 246 00:30:16,324 --> 00:30:19,710 - of Mark Watney's dead body to the world. - You're afraid of a PR problem? 247 00:30:19,811 --> 00:30:22,882 Of course I'm afraid of a PR problem. Another mission? 248 00:30:22,982 --> 00:30:25,409 Congress won't reimburse us for a paper clip 249 00:30:25,509 --> 00:30:28,520 if I put a dead astronaut on the front page of The Washington Post. 250 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,740 He's not going anywhere, Teddy. I mean, he's not... 251 00:30:31,841 --> 00:30:35,102 He's not gonna decompose, you know. He's gonna be up there forever. 252 00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:37,981 Meteorology estimates that he'll be covered in sand 253 00:30:38,081 --> 00:30:39,799 from normal weather activity within a year. 254 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,759 We can't wait a year. We got work to do. 255 00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:45,597 Ares 5 won't even launch for five years. We have plenty of time. 256 00:30:45,697 --> 00:30:47,532 Okay. 257 00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:49,692 Okay. 258 00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:52,605 Okay, consider this. 259 00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:56,400 Right now, the world's on our side. 260 00:30:56,500 --> 00:31:00,822 Sympathy for the Watney family. Ares 6 could bring his body home. 261 00:31:00,922 --> 00:31:03,599 Now... we don't say that's the purpose of the mission 262 00:31:03,699 --> 00:31:06,794 but we make it clear that that would be a part of it. We frame it that way. 263 00:31:07,295 --> 00:31:11,383 More support from Congress. But not if we wait a year. 264 00:31:11,483 --> 00:31:14,161 We wait a year, nobody gives a shit. 265 00:31:45,895 --> 00:31:47,914 Vincent Kapoor? 266 00:31:53,335 --> 00:31:54,877 6-2. 267 00:31:56,038 --> 00:31:58,358 7-6-2. 268 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,457 Acidalia Planitia. 269 00:32:14,707 --> 00:32:16,387 What? 270 00:32:30,892 --> 00:32:33,854 Hi. Security? This is Mindy Park in SatCon. 271 00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:37,191 I need the emergency contact for Vincent Kapoor. 272 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:40,644 Yes, him. Yes, it's an emergency! 273 00:32:46,158 --> 00:32:49,270 - How sure? - 100%. 274 00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:51,848 You've got to be shitting me. 275 00:32:51,948 --> 00:32:53,591 Prove it to me. 276 00:32:55,443 --> 00:32:57,653 For a start... 277 00:32:57,954 --> 00:33:01,958 - the solar panels have been cleaned. - They could have been cleaned by wind. 278 00:33:02,058 --> 00:33:04,503 Back it up. Look at Rover 2. 279 00:33:04,603 --> 00:33:07,139 According to the logs, Commander Lewis took it out on Sol 17 280 00:33:07,239 --> 00:33:10,952 plugged it into the Hab to recharge. It's been moved. 281 00:33:11,052 --> 00:33:14,263 - She could have forgotten to log the move. - No, not likely. 282 00:33:14,363 --> 00:33:17,633 Why don't we just ask Lewis? Let's get on CAPCOM and ask her directly right now. 283 00:33:17,733 --> 00:33:21,897 No. No. If Watney is really alive, we don't want the Ares 3 crew to know. 284 00:33:21,997 --> 00:33:23,523 How can you not tell them? 285 00:33:23,623 --> 00:33:26,885 They have another 10 months on their trip home. Space travel is dangerous. 286 00:33:26,985 --> 00:33:29,813 - They need to be alert and undistracted. - But they already think he's dead. 287 00:33:29,913 --> 00:33:32,925 And they'd be devastated to find out they left him there alive. 288 00:33:33,325 --> 00:33:37,957 I'm sorry, but you have not thought this through. I mean, what are we gonna say? 289 00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:41,943 "Dear America, remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for? 290 00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:46,272 "Turns out he's alive and we left him on Mars. Our bad. Sincerely, NASA." 291 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:49,358 I mean, do you realize the shitstorm that is about to hit us? 292 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:51,936 How are we going to handle the public? 293 00:33:52,036 --> 00:33:54,706 Legally, we have 24 hours to release these pictures. 294 00:33:54,807 --> 00:33:58,560 We release a statement with them. We don't want people working it out on their own. 295 00:33:58,961 --> 00:34:01,038 - Yes, sir. - But if my math is right, 296 00:34:01,138 --> 00:34:04,822 he's going to starve to death long before we can help him. 297 00:34:06,635 --> 00:34:08,955 Can you imagine what he's going through up there? 298 00:34:09,155 --> 00:34:12,425 I mean, he's 50 million miles away from home. He thinks he's totally alone. 299 00:34:12,525 --> 00:34:14,853 He thinks we gave up on him. 300 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:18,173 What does that do to a man, psychologically? 301 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,070 What the hell is he thinking right now? 302 00:34:24,956 --> 00:34:27,975 I'm definitely gonna die up here... 303 00:34:28,075 --> 00:34:32,104 if I have to listen to any more god-awful disco music. 304 00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:36,758 My God, Commander Lewis, couldn't you have packed anything from this century? 305 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:43,058 No, I am not gonna "turn the beat around." I refuse to. 306 00:34:43,158 --> 00:34:45,836 Mr. Sanders? Mr. Sanders? 307 00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:49,980 What attempts have been made to make contact with Mark Watney? 308 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,699 We're working on it. 309 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:55,537 - Does he have enough supplies to survive? - We'll be looking into that. 310 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:58,557 What does this say about the agency? Are you gonna resign? 311 00:34:58,657 --> 00:35:00,609 - No. - Director Sanders! 312 00:35:05,256 --> 00:35:08,051 It's time to start thinking long term. 313 00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:10,411 The next NASA mission is Ares 4 314 00:35:10,511 --> 00:35:13,056 and it's supposed to land at Schiaparelli Crater 315 00:35:13,156 --> 00:35:15,600 3200 kilometers away. 316 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:19,983 3,200 kilometers. 317 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:24,960 In four years, when the next Ares crew arrives, I'll have to be there. 318 00:35:25,060 --> 00:35:27,833 Which means I have to get to the crater. 319 00:35:29,348 --> 00:35:31,242 Okay, so here's the rub. 320 00:35:31,342 --> 00:35:36,089 I've got one working Rover designed to go a max distance of 35 kilometers 321 00:35:36,189 --> 00:35:39,951 before the battery has to be recharged at the Hab. 322 00:35:40,051 --> 00:35:41,577 That's Problem A. 323 00:35:42,378 --> 00:35:44,200 Problem B... 324 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:48,978 is this journey's gonna take me roughly 50 days to complete. 325 00:35:49,078 --> 00:35:51,797 So I gotta live for 50 days 326 00:35:51,898 --> 00:35:56,518 inside a Rover with marginal life support the size of a small van. 327 00:35:56,618 --> 00:35:58,004 So... 328 00:35:58,104 --> 00:36:02,042 in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option. 329 00:36:02,542 --> 00:36:05,442 I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this. 330 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,510 Okay, so, success. 331 00:36:36,336 --> 00:36:38,145 Uh... 332 00:36:39,915 --> 00:36:44,396 I have doubled my battery life by scavenging Rover 1. 333 00:36:45,087 --> 00:36:49,024 But... if I use the heater... 334 00:36:49,324 --> 00:36:54,623 I will burn through half my battery every day. 335 00:36:55,390 --> 00:36:59,678 If I do not use my heater, I will be... 336 00:37:00,278 --> 00:37:03,389 slowly killed by the laws of thermodynamics. 337 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:08,930 I would love to solve this problem right now but... unfortunately... 338 00:37:09,230 --> 00:37:12,078 my balls are frozen. 339 00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:16,391 I can't. I'm calling it. I'm calling it. 340 00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:31,111 Good news, I may have a solution to my heating problem. 341 00:37:31,611 --> 00:37:36,605 Bad news, it involves me digging up the Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator. 342 00:37:36,705 --> 00:37:40,638 Now, if I remember my training correctly, one of the lessons was titled 343 00:37:40,738 --> 00:37:43,917 "Don't dig up the big box of plutonium, Mark." 344 00:37:44,017 --> 00:37:48,154 I get it. RTGs are good for spacecraft, but if they rupture around humans... 345 00:37:48,254 --> 00:37:51,808 no more humans, which is why we buried it when we arrived. 346 00:37:51,908 --> 00:37:54,727 And planted that flag so we would never be stupid enough 347 00:37:54,828 --> 00:37:57,089 to accidentally go near it again. 348 00:37:57,189 --> 00:38:00,067 But as long as I don't break it... 349 00:38:00,367 --> 00:38:02,987 I almost just said "Everything will be fine" out loud. 350 00:38:03,087 --> 00:38:05,447 Look, the point is, I'm not cold anymore. 351 00:38:05,547 --> 00:38:08,692 And sure, I could choose to think about the fact that I'm warm 352 00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:12,780 because I have a decaying radioactive isotope riding right behind me 353 00:38:12,881 --> 00:38:15,133 but right now, I got bigger problems on my hands. 354 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:20,063 I have scoured every single data file on Commander Lewis' personal drive. 355 00:38:20,163 --> 00:38:25,101 This is officially the least disco song she owns. 356 00:38:25,201 --> 00:38:29,465 Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' 357 00:38:29,565 --> 00:38:33,349 I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight 358 00:38:33,449 --> 00:38:37,974 I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' 359 00:38:38,074 --> 00:38:42,078 Gotta have some hot stuff Gotta have some love tonight 360 00:38:42,178 --> 00:38:44,448 Hot stuff 361 00:38:45,398 --> 00:38:48,429 I need hot stuff 362 00:38:49,444 --> 00:38:51,866 I want some hot stuff 363 00:38:53,406 --> 00:38:56,344 I need hot stuff... 364 00:38:59,387 --> 00:39:00,798 - Yeah. - Where is Watney going? 365 00:39:00,899 --> 00:39:03,301 We believe that he's preparing for a journey. 366 00:39:03,401 --> 00:39:05,487 He's been conducting incremental tests 367 00:39:05,587 --> 00:39:08,477 taking the Rover 2 out for longer and longer trips each time. 368 00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:10,674 Yeah? 369 00:39:10,774 --> 00:39:13,427 To what end? Why would he leave the relative safety of the Hab? 370 00:39:13,527 --> 00:39:16,731 Well, we think that he plans to travel to the Ares 4 launch site 371 00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:19,927 in order to make contact with us, but it would be a dangerous gamble. 372 00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:22,704 But if we could talk to him, we would tell him to stay put 373 00:39:22,805 --> 00:39:27,351 and to trust that we are doing everything in our power to bring him home alive. 374 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:29,194 Thank you very much. 375 00:39:31,972 --> 00:39:36,219 - Don't say "Bring him home alive," Vincent. - You know, these interviews aren't easy. 376 00:39:36,319 --> 00:39:39,873 So God forbid I try to say something proactive and positive. 377 00:39:39,973 --> 00:39:43,093 - Annie. - No more Vincent on TV. Copy that. 378 00:39:43,493 --> 00:39:46,471 76 kilometers. Am I reading that right? 379 00:39:46,972 --> 00:39:49,350 - Are you asking me? - I am. 380 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:50,776 Yes, sir. 381 00:39:50,877 --> 00:39:54,847 Mark drove two hours straightaway from the Hab, did a short EVA 382 00:39:54,947 --> 00:39:58,810 and then drove for another two. We think the EVA was to change batteries. 383 00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:01,721 He didn't load up the oxygenator or the water reclaimer? 384 00:40:01,821 --> 00:40:04,156 Every 41 hours, there's a 17 minute gap. 385 00:40:04,256 --> 00:40:09,587 It's just the way the orbits work so... it's possible that we missed something. 386 00:40:09,687 --> 00:40:11,539 I want that gap down to four minutes. 387 00:40:11,639 --> 00:40:15,811 I'm giving you total authority over satellite trajectories and orbital adjustments. 388 00:40:15,911 --> 00:40:18,864 - Make it happen. - Okay. 389 00:40:18,964 --> 00:40:24,562 Let's assume Miss Park didn't miss anything. So Mark's not going to Ares 4. Yet. 390 00:40:24,662 --> 00:40:28,137 But he's smart enough to figure out that's his only chance. 391 00:40:28,237 --> 00:40:31,194 Bruce, what's the earliest we can get a pre-supply there? 392 00:40:31,294 --> 00:40:34,105 Well, with the positions of Earth and Mars, 393 00:40:34,205 --> 00:40:36,174 it'll take nine months. 394 00:40:36,274 --> 00:40:38,678 It'll take six months to build it in the first place. 395 00:40:38,819 --> 00:40:41,438 - Three months. - Three? That's... 396 00:40:41,538 --> 00:40:42,956 You're going to say it's impossible 397 00:40:43,056 --> 00:40:46,710 and then I'm gonna make a speech about the blinding capabilities of the JPL team 398 00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:49,418 and then you're going to do the math in your head and say something like, 399 00:40:49,518 --> 00:40:53,475 - "The overtime alone will be a nightmare." - The overtime alone will be a nightmare. 400 00:40:53,575 --> 00:40:55,954 Get started. I'll find you the money. 401 00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:00,216 - We need to tell the crew. - Mitch, we've discussed this. 402 00:41:00,316 --> 00:41:05,030 No, you discussed this. I'm the one who decides what's best for the crew. 403 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:08,872 They deserve to know. 404 00:41:09,319 --> 00:41:12,646 Once there's a real rescue plan, we'll tell them, otherwise, it's moot. 405 00:41:13,047 --> 00:41:17,684 Bruce has three months to get the payload done. That's all that matters right now. 406 00:41:17,784 --> 00:41:21,781 - We'll do our best. - Mark dies if you don't. 407 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:26,686 It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes. So... 408 00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:29,156 now it's time to reap and re-sow. 409 00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:31,524 They grew even better than I expected. 410 00:41:31,624 --> 00:41:35,095 I now have 400 healthy potato plants. 411 00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:38,165 I dug them up, being careful to leave their plants alive. 412 00:41:38,265 --> 00:41:42,452 The smaller ones I'll reseed, the larger ones are my food supply. 413 00:41:42,552 --> 00:41:46,174 All natural, organic, Martian-grown potatoes. 414 00:41:46,274 --> 00:41:49,133 You don't hear that every day, do you? 415 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:51,012 And by the way, none of this matters at all 416 00:41:51,112 --> 00:41:54,687 if I can't figure out a way to make contact with NASA. 417 00:42:15,796 --> 00:42:18,322 I know what I'm gonna do. 418 00:42:45,794 --> 00:42:49,674 - Oh! He's moving again. - Where the hell is he going? 419 00:42:49,774 --> 00:42:54,012 He hasn't changed course for 13 days. He's nowhere near the Ares 4. 420 00:42:54,612 --> 00:42:57,980 Well, unless he's not taking a direct route. I mean, he might be trying to... 421 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,937 - avoid some obstacle. - What obstacle? 422 00:43:02,387 --> 00:43:06,918 It's Acidalia Planitia. There's nothing out there except the... 423 00:43:08,161 --> 00:43:09,914 What? 424 00:43:12,849 --> 00:43:14,607 I need a map. 425 00:43:15,685 --> 00:43:19,096 Okay. Okay. 426 00:43:21,091 --> 00:43:22,767 Yeah. 427 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:26,630 - Hey, come on, man. What are you doing? - It's all right. Can I borrow this? 428 00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:31,585 - Okay, so where is the Hab location? - 31.2 degrees north, 28.5 degrees west. 429 00:43:31,685 --> 00:43:36,104 - Okay. Mmm-hmm. Where's Watney? - Uh... There. 430 00:43:36,204 --> 00:43:38,032 Okay. 431 00:43:43,473 --> 00:43:45,085 Okay. 432 00:43:45,185 --> 00:43:48,029 I know where he's going. I need to get on an airplane. 433 00:44:20,362 --> 00:44:23,473 - Vincent, how are you? - Good to see you. 434 00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:25,994 - Good flight? - Uh... Yeah. 435 00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:29,370 It's in storage just around the corner. 436 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:06,136 - Hey, Vincent, nice to see you again. - Nice to see you. 437 00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:08,613 What are the chances Mark can get it working again? 438 00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:12,224 It's hard to say. We lost contact in '97. 439 00:45:12,324 --> 00:45:14,578 We think it was battery failure. 440 00:45:14,678 --> 00:45:18,182 Though I'd like to point out it lasted three times longer than expected... 441 00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:19,876 Nobody's criticizing JPL's work, Bruce. 442 00:45:19,976 --> 00:45:21,969 I just need to speak to everybody that was here in '97. 443 00:45:22,069 --> 00:45:25,547 They're already here. Guys. I'd like to introduce Vincent Kapoor. 444 00:45:25,647 --> 00:45:27,383 Director of Mars Missions for NASA. 445 00:45:27,483 --> 00:45:31,485 This is our current team... and our original project members. 446 00:45:47,446 --> 00:45:48,797 - Is this the replica? - This is her. 447 00:45:48,898 --> 00:45:50,992 Okay. Let's see it. 448 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,119 Pathfinder. 449 00:45:58,716 --> 00:46:00,068 Pathfinder. 450 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,853 Come on. Come on. 451 00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:36,145 Holy shit. Okay. 452 00:47:36,445 --> 00:47:38,998 "Broadcasting status. Listening for telemetry signal." 453 00:47:39,098 --> 00:47:40,867 Uh-huh. 454 00:47:40,967 --> 00:47:43,253 Okay. Signal acquired. 455 00:47:44,645 --> 00:47:47,966 - All right. - Okay. Camera. 456 00:48:36,784 --> 00:48:38,093 Incoming. 457 00:48:40,554 --> 00:48:43,716 "Are you receiving me?" 458 00:48:44,017 --> 00:48:46,120 "Yes. No." 459 00:48:48,063 --> 00:48:50,407 Okay, point the camera at "yes." 460 00:48:50,507 --> 00:48:52,918 32-minute round-trip communications time. 461 00:48:53,018 --> 00:48:56,188 All he can do is ask yes or no questions and all we can do is point the camera. 462 00:48:56,288 --> 00:48:59,102 This won't exactly be an Algonquin Round Table of snappy repartee. 463 00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:01,019 - Are you kidding me? - Tim, Tim. 464 00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:05,667 - Just point the camera. - Roger that. Pointing the camera. 465 00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:18,937 Whoo! 466 00:49:20,431 --> 00:49:22,291 Yes! 467 00:49:23,092 --> 00:49:24,902 Yes! 468 00:49:25,402 --> 00:49:27,679 So here's the rub. 469 00:49:27,779 --> 00:49:33,120 Somehow we have to have complex astrophysical engineering conversations... 470 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,974 using nothing but a still-frame camera... 471 00:49:37,074 --> 00:49:39,633 from 1996. 472 00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:43,964 Luckily... 473 00:49:45,165 --> 00:49:46,950 the camera does spin. 474 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:49,904 So I can make an alphabet. 475 00:49:50,004 --> 00:49:51,823 It can't be our alphabet. 476 00:49:51,923 --> 00:49:56,769 26 characters plus a question card into 360 gives us 13 degrees of arc. 477 00:49:56,869 --> 00:50:01,115 That's way too narrow. I'd never know what the camera was pointing at. 478 00:50:07,706 --> 00:50:09,579 Ooh. 479 00:50:13,487 --> 00:50:15,494 Hexadecimals. 480 00:50:19,118 --> 00:50:21,224 Hexadecimals to the rescue. 481 00:50:21,324 --> 00:50:24,991 I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around. 482 00:50:25,091 --> 00:50:30,663 And I was right. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you super-nerd Beth Johanssen. 483 00:50:30,763 --> 00:50:33,708 Who also had copies of Zork II 484 00:50:33,809 --> 00:50:36,702 and Leather Goddesses of Phobos on her personal laptop. 485 00:50:38,096 --> 00:50:42,418 Seriously, Johanssen, it's like the Smithsonian of loneliness on there. 486 00:50:42,518 --> 00:50:44,245 Not that I'm complaining. Yes! 487 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:46,957 Who am I to talk about loneliness? 488 00:51:06,776 --> 00:51:09,426 I know where he's going with this. 489 00:51:56,972 --> 00:51:59,282 "F, O." 490 00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,866 "7, W." 491 00:52:19,146 --> 00:52:22,584 Vincent. Vincent, wake up. 492 00:52:33,937 --> 00:52:36,543 Now that we can have more complicated conversations 493 00:52:36,643 --> 00:52:39,333 the smart people at NASA have sent me instructions 494 00:52:39,433 --> 00:52:43,017 on how to hack the Rover so that it can talk to Pathfinder. 495 00:52:43,117 --> 00:52:47,918 If I hack a tiny bit of code just 20 instructions in the Rover's operating system 496 00:52:48,018 --> 00:52:52,264 NASA can link the Rover to Pathfinder's broadcasting frequency 497 00:52:52,364 --> 00:52:54,601 and we're in business. 498 00:53:08,444 --> 00:53:11,810 "Mark, this is Vincent Kapoor. 499 00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:15,194 "We've been watching you since Sol 54. 500 00:53:16,372 --> 00:53:19,509 "The whole world is rooting for you. 501 00:53:19,609 --> 00:53:23,064 "Amazing job getting Pathfinder. 502 00:53:23,164 --> 00:53:25,191 "We're working on rescue plans. 503 00:53:25,641 --> 00:53:28,752 "Meantime, we're putting together a supply mission 504 00:53:28,853 --> 00:53:30,749 "to keep you fed... 505 00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:34,690 "until Ares 4 arrives." 506 00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:52,354 Okay. 507 00:54:01,562 --> 00:54:05,641 Okay. "Glad to hear it. Really looking forward to not dying." 508 00:54:18,263 --> 00:54:22,184 "How's the crew? What did they say when they found out I was alive?" 509 00:54:43,465 --> 00:54:45,726 Guys, can we get some space please? 510 00:54:46,227 --> 00:54:48,304 - Me? - Yeah, you. 511 00:54:48,404 --> 00:54:50,664 Just give me a sec. 512 00:54:56,262 --> 00:54:58,331 Just tell him. 513 00:55:06,331 --> 00:55:09,645 "We haven't told the crew... 514 00:55:09,745 --> 00:55:12,203 "you are alive yet. 515 00:55:13,789 --> 00:55:18,243 "We need them to concentrate on their mission." 516 00:55:31,075 --> 00:55:33,476 What the fuck? 517 00:55:34,203 --> 00:55:36,281 What the fuck? 518 00:55:42,611 --> 00:55:45,364 Okay, he says, "They don't know I'm alive? 519 00:55:45,464 --> 00:55:48,501 "What the" F-word. F-word in gerund form. 520 00:55:48,601 --> 00:55:51,629 F-word, again, "is wrong with you?" 521 00:55:52,831 --> 00:55:56,417 "Mark, please watch your language. 522 00:55:56,517 --> 00:56:02,603 "Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world." 523 00:56:05,377 --> 00:56:07,213 Yeah? 524 00:56:14,786 --> 00:56:17,082 Oh, my God. 525 00:56:18,365 --> 00:56:22,042 Yes, sir. He is under a tremendous amount of stress. 526 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,766 I understand. We're working on it. I'm sure he didn't mean what he said. 527 00:56:26,867 --> 00:56:29,336 Thank you, Mr. President. 528 00:56:30,578 --> 00:56:34,391 Problem is, Mark's right. The longer we wait, the worse it's gonna get. 529 00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:35,676 We need to tell the crew. 530 00:56:35,776 --> 00:56:39,856 You're bringing this up while Vincent is in Pasadena so he can't argue the other side. 531 00:56:39,956 --> 00:56:43,813 I shouldn't have to answer to Vincent. Or anyone else. 532 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,096 It's time, Teddy. 533 00:57:11,106 --> 00:57:14,592 - Commander Lewis? - Go ahead. 534 00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:17,103 Data dump is almost complete. 535 00:57:17,203 --> 00:57:19,367 Copy that. On my way. 536 00:57:32,253 --> 00:57:35,091 - You're in a hurry. - Yeah. 537 00:57:35,191 --> 00:57:39,464 My son turned three yesterday. Should be pictures of the party. 538 00:57:49,734 --> 00:57:54,554 Got a batch of personals. Dispatching them to your laptops now. 539 00:57:54,968 --> 00:57:58,364 I don't need to read Vogel's weird German fetish emails. 540 00:57:58,464 --> 00:58:02,576 - They're telemetry updates. - Hey, whatever does it for you, man. 541 00:58:02,676 --> 00:58:06,764 Oh, there's a video message. It's addressed to the whole crew. 542 00:58:06,865 --> 00:58:08,774 Play it. Come on, guys. 543 00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:11,085 I wanna get in on that telemetry action. 544 00:58:14,965 --> 00:58:18,318 Hi, hello. It's Mitch. Mitch Henderson. 545 00:58:18,418 --> 00:58:22,931 I have some news. There's no subtle way to put this. 546 00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:27,669 - Mark Watney is still alive. - Oh, my God. 547 00:58:27,769 --> 00:58:31,424 I know that's a surprise and I know you will have a lot of questions. 548 00:58:31,825 --> 00:58:34,485 But here are the basics. He's... 549 00:58:34,585 --> 00:58:37,080 He's alive and he's healthy. 550 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:42,477 We... we found out two months ago and decided not to tell you. 551 00:58:42,577 --> 00:58:43,937 - Two months? - Oh, my God. 552 00:58:44,137 --> 00:58:46,573 I was strongly against that decision. 553 00:58:46,673 --> 00:58:49,663 We're telling you now because... 554 00:58:49,763 --> 00:58:52,346 we finally have communication with him... 555 00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:55,374 and a viable rescue plan. 556 00:58:55,474 --> 00:58:59,261 We'll give you a write-up of what happened, a full write-up of everything. 557 00:58:59,361 --> 00:59:03,560 But it's not your fault. Mark stresses that every time it comes up. 558 00:59:04,818 --> 00:59:07,855 So... yeah. 559 00:59:09,247 --> 00:59:11,591 Take some time to absorb this. 560 00:59:11,691 --> 00:59:16,342 And send all the questions you want. We'll answer them. 561 00:59:17,323 --> 00:59:20,894 - All right. Henderson out. - Holy shit, he's alive. 562 00:59:22,095 --> 00:59:23,671 - I left him behind. - No. 563 00:59:23,771 --> 00:59:26,149 No. We all left together. 564 00:59:26,249 --> 00:59:28,777 You were following orders. 565 00:59:31,704 --> 00:59:33,549 I left him behind. 566 00:59:43,058 --> 00:59:46,070 So now that NASA can talk to me, they won't shut up. 567 00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:49,123 They want constant updates on every Hab system 568 00:59:49,223 --> 00:59:53,036 and they got a room full of people trying to micromanage my crops. 569 00:59:53,136 --> 00:59:55,263 Which is awesome. 570 00:59:55,363 --> 00:59:58,542 Look, I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything but I am... 571 00:59:58,642 --> 01:00:02,909 the greatest botanist on this planet, so... 572 01:00:03,696 --> 01:00:07,539 Oh, one big bonus to this communication with NASA again, is the email. 573 01:00:07,639 --> 01:00:11,105 I'm getting them again. Big data dumps like when I was on the Hermes. 574 01:00:11,205 --> 01:00:13,049 I even got one from the president. 575 01:00:13,149 --> 01:00:15,617 The coolest one, though, the coolest one I got 576 01:00:15,717 --> 01:00:18,403 was from University of Chicago, my Alma mater. 577 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:24,002 They say that once you grow crops somewhere you've officially colonized it. 578 01:00:24,102 --> 01:00:26,959 So, technically... 579 01:00:27,497 --> 01:00:30,131 I colonized Mars. 580 01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:36,481 In your face, Neil Armstrong. 581 01:00:36,581 --> 01:00:40,469 In other news, there's been a request for me to pose for a photograph 582 01:00:40,569 --> 01:00:42,907 on my next transmission. 583 01:00:43,372 --> 01:00:47,643 I'm trying to figure out whether I should go with "High School Senior" 584 01:00:47,743 --> 01:00:52,214 or "coquettish ingenue." But... 585 01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:55,370 I'm not really sure how that's gonna look with my spacesuit on. 586 01:01:21,796 --> 01:01:23,874 Hey! 587 01:01:25,491 --> 01:01:29,096 What is he doing? I asked for a photo, and what, he's The Fonz? 588 01:01:29,196 --> 01:01:31,132 Just be grateful we got you something, Annie. 589 01:01:31,232 --> 01:01:34,460 I can't use this, Vincent, and you know that. I need a picture of his face. 590 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,997 Well, I could tell him to take off his helmet but then he'd, you know, die, so... 591 01:01:39,581 --> 01:01:41,901 We'll release the photo when we detail the rescue operation. 592 01:01:42,001 --> 01:01:45,230 I want to announce we're launching some supplies to him next year 593 01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:47,240 during the Hohmann Transfer Window. 594 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:51,736 - Bruce, your team's still on schedule? - It'll be tight, but we'll make it. 595 01:01:51,837 --> 01:01:56,016 Nine-month travel time. That puts the probe to Mars on Sol 868. 596 01:01:56,116 --> 01:01:57,750 Did we get the botany team's analysis? 597 01:01:57,851 --> 01:02:01,305 Yeah, they estimate Mark's crops will last till Sol 912. 598 01:02:01,405 --> 01:02:04,150 They grudgingly admit that he's doing great work. 599 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:06,487 - Grudgingly? - Yeah. Mark has a tendency to tell them 600 01:02:06,587 --> 01:02:09,697 to have sex with themselves whenever they question one of his decisions. 601 01:02:09,797 --> 01:02:12,901 Get him in line, Vincent. We can't afford any miscommunication. 602 01:02:13,001 --> 01:02:18,659 I hate this margin. 912 Sols worth of food. We get there on 868. 603 01:02:19,074 --> 01:02:21,777 And that's assuming nothing goes wrong. 604 01:03:06,774 --> 01:03:09,420 Suit breach detected. 605 01:03:16,969 --> 01:03:19,983 Oxygen level critical. 606 01:03:33,086 --> 01:03:36,483 Oxygen level, 10%. 607 01:03:50,404 --> 01:03:53,746 Oxygen level, 5%. 608 01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:05,450 Suit pressure, stable. 609 01:06:00,275 --> 01:06:02,695 Pressure stable. 610 01:06:35,688 --> 01:06:39,301 God! God, God, God, God! 611 01:06:57,603 --> 01:06:59,471 Crops are dead. 612 01:06:59,571 --> 01:07:01,808 Complete loss of pressure boiled off most of the water. 613 01:07:01,908 --> 01:07:04,977 Any bacteria that survived, died in the subzero temperatures 614 01:07:05,077 --> 01:07:07,238 when exposed to Mars' atmosphere. 615 01:07:07,338 --> 01:07:09,516 How long does he have? 616 01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:14,296 He can still eat the potatoes he has, he just can't grow any more, so... 617 01:07:14,396 --> 01:07:16,849 get him 200 sols. 618 01:07:17,149 --> 01:07:20,013 Rations get him to what? Sol 409? 619 01:07:20,113 --> 01:07:23,138 Mmm-hmm. So with potatoes, 609. 620 01:07:23,238 --> 01:07:25,959 So by Sol 868, he'll be long dead. 621 01:07:26,059 --> 01:07:30,591 We're gonna have to launch as soon as possible which changes our travel time. 622 01:07:30,930 --> 01:07:33,374 Yeah, we're working on it. 623 01:07:33,474 --> 01:07:37,710 Prelim estimates call for a 414-day trip. 624 01:07:38,079 --> 01:07:40,257 It's Sol 135 now. 625 01:07:40,357 --> 01:07:42,426 We need 13 days to mount the boosters, 626 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:46,780 perform inspections which gives Bruce and his team... 627 01:07:47,281 --> 01:07:50,393 47 days to make this probe. 628 01:07:50,826 --> 01:07:54,039 I'll let you call Bruce, give him the news. 629 01:07:57,258 --> 01:07:59,064 Okay. 630 01:08:01,779 --> 01:08:04,164 I'm gonna need a change of clothes. 631 01:08:12,809 --> 01:08:15,027 "Dear Mark... 632 01:08:15,127 --> 01:08:20,434 "Apparently... NASA's letting us talk to you now. 633 01:08:21,025 --> 01:08:24,386 "And I drew the short straw. 634 01:08:28,207 --> 01:08:31,837 "Sorry we left you behind on Mars. 635 01:08:32,237 --> 01:08:35,023 "But we just don't like you. 636 01:08:36,925 --> 01:08:42,083 "Also, it's a lot roomier on the Hermes without you. 637 01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:46,169 "We have to take turns doing your tasks. 638 01:08:46,970 --> 01:08:50,460 "But, I mean, it's only botany. 639 01:08:51,624 --> 01:08:54,768 - "It's not real science." - Oh, Jesus. 640 01:08:56,170 --> 01:08:58,410 "How's Mars?" 641 01:09:01,911 --> 01:09:06,473 "Dear Martinez, Mars is fine. 642 01:09:06,573 --> 01:09:09,406 "I accidentally blew up the Hab 643 01:09:09,506 --> 01:09:14,241 "but unfortunately, all of Commander Lewis' disco music 644 01:09:14,341 --> 01:09:15,912 "still survived." 645 01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:21,289 "But unfortunately, all of Commander Lewis' disco music still survived." 646 01:09:21,389 --> 01:09:26,677 "Every day, I go outside and look at the vast horizons." 647 01:09:26,777 --> 01:09:30,473 "Every day, I go outside and look at the vast horizons." 648 01:09:30,573 --> 01:09:32,625 "Just because I can." 649 01:09:32,725 --> 01:09:34,896 "Just because I can. 650 01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:38,188 "Tell the others I said hello." 651 01:09:40,943 --> 01:09:43,054 "Will do, buddy." 652 01:11:12,357 --> 01:11:14,837 Pressure stable. 653 01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:56,753 5, 10... 654 01:11:56,854 --> 01:12:00,926 15, 20, 30, 35... 655 01:12:01,026 --> 01:12:02,102 40. 656 01:12:02,903 --> 01:12:04,820 52. 657 01:12:32,993 --> 01:12:34,828 Rich. 658 01:12:35,528 --> 01:12:38,290 Rich. Wake up. 659 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:42,577 Sorry, but they're asking for the probe courses. 660 01:12:42,677 --> 01:12:46,539 - What time is it? - It's 3:42. 661 01:12:51,587 --> 01:12:54,073 Look, I know we're coming at this backwards 662 01:12:54,173 --> 01:12:57,260 but we can't commit to a firm launch date with this many unknowns. 663 01:12:58,361 --> 01:13:00,213 It's all right. Um... 664 01:13:00,313 --> 01:13:03,049 All 25 models for launch will take 414 days to reach Mars. 665 01:13:03,149 --> 01:13:06,732 They vary slightly in thrust duration and the fuel requirement is nearly identical. 666 01:13:08,088 --> 01:13:10,115 Not a good time to launch, is it? 667 01:13:10,215 --> 01:13:13,135 Yeah, Earth and Mars are really badly positioned. 668 01:13:13,235 --> 01:13:15,956 Heck, it'd almost be easier if you, um... 669 01:13:17,948 --> 01:13:20,442 Almost easier to what? 670 01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:22,829 I need more coffee. 671 01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:26,701 - Are you all right? - It's fine. 672 01:13:30,711 --> 01:13:33,107 Almost easier to what? 673 01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:46,480 You do understand I'm your boss, right? 674 01:13:46,703 --> 01:13:48,490 Uh-huh. 675 01:13:51,475 --> 01:13:55,780 All right, let's ask the very, very expensive question. 676 01:13:55,881 --> 01:13:58,416 - Is the probe going to be ready on time? - We're behind. 677 01:13:58,516 --> 01:14:02,537 - Give me a number. - 15 days. 15 days and I can get it done. 678 01:14:02,637 --> 01:14:07,284 All right, let's create 15 days. 13 days to mount the probe. Can we reduce? 679 01:14:07,384 --> 01:14:09,712 It actually only takes three days to mount the probe. 680 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:13,141 - And we can get that down to two, right? - I can get it down to two. 681 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:14,951 10 days are for tests and inspections. 682 01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:18,288 How often do those inspections reveal a problem? 683 01:14:18,388 --> 01:14:20,314 Are you suggesting we don't do the inspections? 684 01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:22,834 Right now I'm asking how often they reveal a problem. 685 01:14:23,034 --> 01:14:24,110 One in 20. 686 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,997 - But that's grounds for countdown halt. - We can't take that chance. 687 01:14:27,097 --> 01:14:30,663 Anyone else know a safer way to buy more time? 688 01:14:33,971 --> 01:14:36,256 Dr. Keller, stretch Watney's rations four more days. 689 01:14:36,356 --> 01:14:39,515 You're not gonna like it, but that'll get us to 15. And we'll cancel the inspections. 690 01:14:39,615 --> 01:14:41,664 - Teddy. - Sir, if that ever got out... 691 01:14:41,764 --> 01:14:46,055 It's on me. You got your two weeks. Get it done. 692 01:14:46,551 --> 01:14:50,630 So, now I have to hold out until the probe gets here with more food. 693 01:14:50,730 --> 01:14:54,851 You want to see what minimal calorie count looks like? Standard issue ration. 694 01:14:54,951 --> 01:14:59,048 But instead of three of these every one day... 695 01:14:59,148 --> 01:15:03,108 I'm now eating one of these every three days. 696 01:15:04,453 --> 01:15:07,164 And now, they've asked me... 697 01:15:07,264 --> 01:15:08,315 to do that. 698 01:15:13,212 --> 01:15:15,276 The point is... 699 01:15:15,808 --> 01:15:19,328 "stretch the rations four more days..." 700 01:15:19,937 --> 01:15:22,372 is a real dick-punch. 701 01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:28,907 I'm gonna dip this potato in some crushed Vicodin. 702 01:15:29,948 --> 01:15:32,217 And there's nobody who can stop me. 703 01:15:42,485 --> 01:15:46,116 It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup. 704 01:15:57,584 --> 01:16:00,329 Up. Up, up. Yeah. 705 01:16:00,429 --> 01:16:02,456 Let's go up here. 706 01:16:02,556 --> 01:16:04,944 Labels facing up. 707 01:16:09,022 --> 01:16:11,892 This is the flight director. Begin launch status check. 708 01:16:11,992 --> 01:16:14,702 Roger that, Flight. Beginning launch status check. 709 01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:17,210 Do you believe in God, Vincent? 710 01:16:18,231 --> 01:16:20,026 Yeah. 711 01:16:20,126 --> 01:16:24,313 Yeah, my father was a Hindu, my mother's a Baptist, so yeah... 712 01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:26,759 I believe in several. 713 01:16:28,734 --> 01:16:30,502 We'll take all the help we can get. 714 01:16:30,602 --> 01:16:32,529 Launch status check complete. 715 01:16:32,629 --> 01:16:35,608 This is Flight. We are go for launch. 716 01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:36,789 Proceeding with the count. 717 01:16:36,890 --> 01:16:41,175 10, 9, 8, 7, 6... 718 01:16:41,275 --> 01:16:42,878 Main engines start. 719 01:16:42,978 --> 01:16:47,537 4, 3, 2, 1. 720 01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:49,819 Liftoff. 721 01:16:51,826 --> 01:16:53,957 Good thrust. 722 01:16:57,306 --> 01:16:59,532 Performance is nominal. 723 01:17:12,456 --> 01:17:14,523 The tail is giving good data. 724 01:17:15,725 --> 01:17:18,879 She's rock solid at this point, Flight. TVCs look good. 725 01:17:30,533 --> 01:17:32,886 We're getting a little shimmy, Flight. 726 01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:34,704 Say again? 727 01:17:34,805 --> 01:17:38,774 - We are getting a very large precession. - Are we good? 728 01:17:39,409 --> 01:17:40,665 Flight, it's hitting the redline. 729 01:17:40,765 --> 01:17:44,498 It's spinning on the long axis around a 17-degree precession. 730 01:17:45,049 --> 01:17:48,702 - Launch, what's happening? - Force on Iris is 7 G's. 731 01:17:48,803 --> 01:17:51,738 We've lost readings on the probe, Flight. 732 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:57,064 Oh, Jesus Christ. 733 01:18:00,515 --> 01:18:02,890 We've lost it, Flight. 734 01:18:05,762 --> 01:18:06,880 SatCon? 735 01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:09,632 No satellite acquisition of signal. 736 01:18:11,927 --> 01:18:14,538 - L.O.S. - L.O.S. here, too. 737 01:18:14,638 --> 01:18:18,284 U.S. Destroyer Stockton reporting debris falling from the sky. 738 01:18:18,384 --> 01:18:20,970 Everyone in the LCC, maintain your positions... 739 01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:23,435 GC, lock the doors. 740 01:18:52,028 --> 01:18:54,072 "Commander Lewis... 741 01:18:54,172 --> 01:18:58,226 "I may need you to do something for me. 742 01:18:59,127 --> 01:19:01,185 "If I die... 743 01:19:01,285 --> 01:19:04,673 "I need you to check in on my parents. 744 01:19:05,376 --> 01:19:09,240 "They'll wanna hear all about our time here on Mars. 745 01:19:10,256 --> 01:19:12,283 "I know that sucks. 746 01:19:12,383 --> 01:19:16,412 "And it'll be hard talking to a couple... 747 01:19:16,512 --> 01:19:18,665 "about their dead son. 748 01:19:19,867 --> 01:19:22,372 "It's a lot to ask. 749 01:19:24,221 --> 01:19:27,299 "Which is why I'm asking you. 750 01:19:27,399 --> 01:19:29,309 "I'm not giving up. 751 01:19:29,409 --> 01:19:34,212 "We just need to prepare for every outcome. 752 01:19:36,092 --> 01:19:37,833 "Please tell them... 753 01:19:40,138 --> 01:19:42,927 "Tell them I love what I do... 754 01:19:46,419 --> 01:19:48,994 "and I'm really good at it. 755 01:19:50,324 --> 01:19:53,914 "And that I'm dying... 756 01:19:54,678 --> 01:19:57,947 "for something big... 757 01:19:58,782 --> 01:20:00,749 "and beautiful... 758 01:20:04,729 --> 01:20:07,067 "and greater than me. 759 01:20:08,518 --> 01:20:11,894 "Tell them I said I can live with that. 760 01:20:12,463 --> 01:20:14,941 "And tell them... 761 01:20:15,041 --> 01:20:19,104 "thank you for being my mom and dad." 762 01:20:20,889 --> 01:20:24,443 We substituted protein cubes for the standard rations. 763 01:20:24,543 --> 01:20:28,530 The thrust of the launch combined with the simultaneous lateral vibration 764 01:20:28,630 --> 01:20:33,185 liquefied the cubes and created an unbalanced load. 765 01:20:33,285 --> 01:20:36,438 Vincent, why wasn't this addressed in the inspections phase? 766 01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:40,691 In order to make our launch window, we were forced to accelerate our schedule. 767 01:20:41,722 --> 01:20:43,807 Their astronaut is going to die. 768 01:20:45,784 --> 01:20:47,686 Of course there are other ways... 769 01:20:49,255 --> 01:20:52,816 the Taiyang Shen booster. Our engineers have run the numbers, 770 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,739 and it has enough fuel for a Mars injection orbit. 771 01:20:56,737 --> 01:20:58,238 Why hasn't NASA approached us? 772 01:20:58,338 --> 01:21:00,015 They don't know. 773 01:21:00,115 --> 01:21:02,734 Our booster technology is classified. 774 01:21:04,962 --> 01:21:08,707 So if we do nothing... 775 01:21:08,807 --> 01:21:13,553 The world would never know we could have helped. 776 01:21:13,937 --> 01:21:19,125 Then, for the sake of argument, let's say we decide to help them... 777 01:21:19,343 --> 01:21:23,413 We'd be giving up a booster and effectively canceling Taiyang Shen. 778 01:21:24,348 --> 01:21:29,536 We need to keep this among scientists, a co-operation between space agencies. 779 01:21:32,532 --> 01:21:34,297 Yes. 780 01:21:35,051 --> 01:21:37,648 Yes, I understand. 781 01:21:39,831 --> 01:21:41,655 Thank you. 782 01:21:44,829 --> 01:21:46,634 Yes! 783 01:21:47,431 --> 01:21:51,978 All right. Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China, we get another chance at this. 784 01:21:52,078 --> 01:21:55,072 Now, we finished the Iris probe in 62 days. 785 01:21:55,172 --> 01:21:58,508 We are now gonna attempt to finish it in 28. 786 01:22:23,702 --> 01:22:26,612 We can jettison any kind of landing system. We're only sending rations. 787 01:22:26,712 --> 01:22:29,742 We can... we can crash-land on Mars. 788 01:22:30,443 --> 01:22:32,892 - You should hang up the phone. - I'm sorry, who are you? 789 01:22:32,992 --> 01:22:37,317 Rich Purnell. I work in Astrodynamics, and you should hang up the phone right now. 790 01:22:38,685 --> 01:22:42,460 All right, all right. I'm gonna call you back. 791 01:22:42,873 --> 01:22:45,330 I know how to save Mark Watney. 792 01:22:45,976 --> 01:22:48,513 Your probe plan won't work. Too many things can go wrong. 793 01:22:48,613 --> 01:22:50,966 - I've got a better way. - Astrodynamics? 794 01:22:51,066 --> 01:22:52,650 Yeah. 795 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:55,281 What the hell is "Project Elrond"? 796 01:22:55,581 --> 01:22:58,131 - I had to make something up. - But "Elrond"? 797 01:22:58,731 --> 01:23:00,716 Because it's a secret meeting. 798 01:23:00,817 --> 01:23:03,494 How do you know that? Why does "Elrond" mean "secret meeting"? 799 01:23:03,594 --> 01:23:06,223 The Council of Elrond. It's from Lord of the Rings. 800 01:23:06,546 --> 01:23:09,551 It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring. 801 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:11,578 If we're gonna call something "Project Elrond" 802 01:23:11,678 --> 01:23:13,998 I would like my code name to be "Glorfindel." 803 01:23:14,098 --> 01:23:16,050 Okay, I hate every one of you. 804 01:23:16,150 --> 01:23:18,585 What, Teddy doesn't even know about this yet? 805 01:23:18,685 --> 01:23:22,682 - I'm sorry, who are you? - This is Rich Purnell, Astrodynamics. 806 01:23:22,782 --> 01:23:24,509 Tell them what you just told me. 807 01:23:24,609 --> 01:23:28,363 I can get the Hermes back to Mars by Sol 561. 808 01:23:29,464 --> 01:23:31,237 How? 809 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:37,481 Could you stand right there for me, please? 810 01:23:38,908 --> 01:23:41,160 Thanks. Right there. Great. 811 01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:45,831 And could you stand right there? Right there. 812 01:23:49,928 --> 01:23:53,874 Okay, let's pretend that this stapler is the Hermes 813 01:23:53,974 --> 01:23:56,476 and you are... 814 01:23:56,576 --> 01:24:01,173 - I'm sorry, what's your name again? - Teddy. I'm the Director of NASA. 815 01:24:01,673 --> 01:24:03,834 Cool. Teddy, you're Earth. 816 01:24:03,934 --> 01:24:06,070 Right now, the Hermes is headed towards you 817 01:24:06,170 --> 01:24:08,730 starting its month-long deceleration to intercept. 818 01:24:08,831 --> 01:24:12,641 But instead, what I'm proposing is... 819 01:24:15,538 --> 01:24:19,475 we start accelerating immediately to preserve velocity and gain even more. 820 01:24:19,575 --> 01:24:22,162 We don't intercept with Earth at all but we come close enough 821 01:24:22,262 --> 01:24:24,655 to get a gravity assist and adjust course. 822 01:24:24,755 --> 01:24:27,334 While we're doing that... 823 01:24:28,803 --> 01:24:31,630 - we resupply with the probe... - The Taiyang Shen. 824 01:24:31,730 --> 01:24:36,444 ...pick up whatever provisions we need and now we're accelerating towards Mars. 825 01:24:38,262 --> 01:24:39,671 You're Mars. 826 01:24:39,771 --> 01:24:44,166 Now, we're going too fast at this point to fall into orbit but... we can do a flyby. 827 01:24:44,266 --> 01:24:47,327 What good is a flyby if we can't get Watney off the surface? 828 01:24:47,427 --> 01:24:50,505 Watney would intercept using the MAV. 829 01:24:50,605 --> 01:24:52,282 Ow! 830 01:24:54,818 --> 01:24:57,188 And then we just head home. 831 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:04,846 I've done the math. It checks out. 832 01:25:05,646 --> 01:25:06,906 - Rich. - Yes, sir. 833 01:25:07,006 --> 01:25:09,599 - Get out. - All right. 834 01:25:15,607 --> 01:25:17,284 - Is he right? - Yeah. 835 01:25:17,584 --> 01:25:20,212 Bruce, what do you think? 836 01:25:20,312 --> 01:25:23,073 Well, if Vincent says so. 837 01:25:23,173 --> 01:25:26,618 - We need to use the Taiyang Shen? - Uh-huh. 838 01:25:26,718 --> 01:25:29,989 - What am I missing? Why is that important? - Because we can only do one. 839 01:25:30,089 --> 01:25:32,400 Send Watney enough food to last till Ares 4 840 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,385 or send Hermes back to get him right now. 841 01:25:34,485 --> 01:25:38,606 Both plans require the Taiyang Shen, so we have to choose. 842 01:25:38,706 --> 01:25:41,910 But what about the Hermes crew? We'd be asking them to add 843 01:25:42,010 --> 01:25:45,013 533 extra days to their mission. 844 01:25:45,113 --> 01:25:47,750 Yeah. They wouldn't hesitate, not for a second. 845 01:25:47,850 --> 01:25:51,353 Can the Hermes function for 533 days beyond the scheduled mission end? 846 01:25:51,453 --> 01:25:54,490 It should. Built to last the full Ares mission 847 01:25:54,591 --> 01:25:57,218 so technically, it's only halfway through its lifespan. 848 01:25:57,318 --> 01:25:59,929 - But if something goes wrong - Then we lose the crew. 849 01:26:00,029 --> 01:26:03,150 So what? We either have a high chance of killing one person 850 01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:06,724 or a low chance of killing six people. 851 01:26:06,824 --> 01:26:08,205 How do we make that decision? 852 01:26:08,505 --> 01:26:11,166 We don't have to make it, Bruce. He does. 853 01:26:11,366 --> 01:26:15,120 Yeah, well, bullshit. It should be Commander Lewis' call. 854 01:26:15,220 --> 01:26:18,348 We still have a chance to bring five astronauts home safe and sound. 855 01:26:18,448 --> 01:26:21,119 I'm not risking their lives. 856 01:26:21,219 --> 01:26:23,705 Let them make that decision. 857 01:26:23,805 --> 01:26:27,570 Mitch, we're going with option one. 858 01:26:28,442 --> 01:26:30,221 You goddamn coward. 859 01:26:48,655 --> 01:26:51,116 - Johanssen? - Yeah. 860 01:26:51,216 --> 01:26:53,679 I know it's your private time. Can I bother you for a second? 861 01:26:53,779 --> 01:26:54,921 Yeah, go ahead. 862 01:26:55,021 --> 01:26:57,668 - Where are you? - The gym. 863 01:27:18,896 --> 01:27:20,948 - What's up? - I just got an email from my wife 864 01:27:21,048 --> 01:27:24,619 and the subject line says, "Our children." 865 01:27:24,719 --> 01:27:27,590 My computer won't open the attachment. 866 01:27:28,090 --> 01:27:30,493 Okay. Let's take a look. 867 01:27:34,379 --> 01:27:36,140 Uh... 868 01:27:37,140 --> 01:27:39,101 Let's see. 869 01:27:39,977 --> 01:27:42,336 This isn't a JPEG. 870 01:27:42,781 --> 01:27:46,217 It's a plain ASCII text file. 871 01:27:48,044 --> 01:27:51,147 I don't really know what we're looking at. It's... 872 01:27:51,947 --> 01:27:54,142 Does that make any sense to you? 873 01:27:54,634 --> 01:27:56,937 "Rich Purnell Maneuver." 874 01:27:57,037 --> 01:28:01,267 It's a... course maneuver for the Hermes. 875 01:28:05,395 --> 01:28:10,117 And the mission concludes with Earth intercept, 211 days later. 876 01:28:10,517 --> 01:28:11,911 Would it work? 877 01:28:12,011 --> 01:28:14,280 Mmm-hmm. We ran the numbers. They check out. 878 01:28:14,380 --> 01:28:15,907 It's a brilliant course. 879 01:28:16,007 --> 01:28:18,770 So why all the cloak and dagger? 880 01:28:18,870 --> 01:28:20,871 Because it goes directly against NASA's decision. 881 01:28:20,971 --> 01:28:24,950 Yeah. If we do the maneuver, they'd have to send the supply ship or we die. 882 01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:28,663 We have the opportunity to force their hand. 883 01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:32,859 So, are we gonna do it? 884 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,402 If it was up to me, we'd already be on our way. 885 01:28:35,502 --> 01:28:38,064 But it is, though, isn't it? Up to you. 886 01:28:38,164 --> 01:28:42,860 Not this time. This is something NASA expressly rejected. 887 01:28:43,260 --> 01:28:46,481 We're talking about mutiny here, which is not a word that I take lightly. 888 01:28:46,581 --> 01:28:49,359 So we do this together or not at all. 889 01:28:49,459 --> 01:28:52,387 And before you answer, consider the consequences. 890 01:28:52,487 --> 01:28:55,515 If we mess up the supply rendezvous, we die. 891 01:28:55,716 --> 01:28:58,493 If we mess up the Earth gravity assist, we die. 892 01:28:58,593 --> 01:29:00,881 If we do everything perfectly 893 01:29:00,981 --> 01:29:04,915 we add 533 days to our mission. 894 01:29:05,368 --> 01:29:09,030 533 more days before we see our families again. 895 01:29:09,330 --> 01:29:12,413 533 days 896 01:29:12,513 --> 01:29:15,328 of unplanned space travel where anything could go wrong. 897 01:29:15,528 --> 01:29:18,201 If it's mission critical, 898 01:29:18,301 --> 01:29:20,676 - we die. - Sign me up. 899 01:29:20,776 --> 01:29:22,494 All right, cowboy, slow down. 900 01:29:22,594 --> 01:29:25,353 You and I, we're military. Chances are, we go home, 901 01:29:25,453 --> 01:29:27,132 - they'll court martial us. - Yeah, there's that. 902 01:29:27,232 --> 01:29:31,320 And for the rest of you guys I guarantee they will never send you back up here again. 903 01:29:31,420 --> 01:29:36,159 Good. So, if we go for it, how would it work? 904 01:29:36,259 --> 01:29:39,287 - I plot the course and execute it. - Remote override. 905 01:29:39,387 --> 01:29:42,616 They could take over the Hermes from Mission Control. 906 01:29:43,066 --> 01:29:45,001 Can you disable it? 907 01:29:45,101 --> 01:29:47,320 Hermes has four redundant flight computers 908 01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:49,940 each connected to three redundant comm systems. 909 01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:52,819 We can't shut down the comms because we'd lose telemetry and guidance. 910 01:29:52,919 --> 01:29:56,288 And we can't shut down the computers because we need to run the ship. 911 01:29:56,388 --> 01:29:59,651 I'd have to disable remote override on each system. 912 01:29:59,751 --> 01:30:01,894 It's part of the OS, I'd have to jump over the code. 913 01:30:01,994 --> 01:30:04,536 Okay, but, like, in English, what would that mean? 914 01:30:06,733 --> 01:30:08,910 I can do it. 915 01:30:09,011 --> 01:30:10,841 Great. 916 01:30:11,604 --> 01:30:13,824 Well, it has to be unanimous. 917 01:30:13,924 --> 01:30:19,197 If we do this, it'll be over 900 days of space. 918 01:30:21,089 --> 01:30:25,036 That's more than enough space for one life, so... 919 01:30:25,436 --> 01:30:28,191 - yes. - I vote yes. 920 01:30:30,599 --> 01:30:32,998 Let's go get him. 921 01:30:35,121 --> 01:30:36,915 Johanssen? 922 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:39,138 - Yes. - Yeah! 923 01:30:41,712 --> 01:30:44,339 Got an unscheduled status update from Hermes. 924 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:46,333 - Roger. Read it out. - Message reads, 925 01:30:46,433 --> 01:30:50,212 "Houston, please be advised. Rich Purnell is a steely-eyed missile man." 926 01:30:50,312 --> 01:30:51,430 What? 927 01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:54,560 Flight, Guidance. Hermes is off-course. 928 01:30:54,660 --> 01:30:58,046 CAPCOM, advise Hermes they're drifting. Guidance, get a correction ready. 929 01:30:58,146 --> 01:31:01,145 Negative, Flight, it's not drift. They've adjusted course. 930 01:31:01,245 --> 01:31:05,412 What the hell? Telemetry, any chance this is instrumentation failure? 931 01:31:05,512 --> 01:31:06,440 Negative, Flight. 932 01:31:06,597 --> 01:31:10,125 Guidance, work at how long they can stay on this course before it's irreversible. 933 01:31:10,225 --> 01:31:12,394 Working on that now, Flight. 934 01:31:12,494 --> 01:31:15,373 - Who's Rich Purnell? - I don't know. 935 01:31:15,473 --> 01:31:17,913 Will somebody find out who the hell Rich Purnell is? 936 01:31:18,626 --> 01:31:22,254 Annie will go before the media this morning and inform them of NASA's decision 937 01:31:22,354 --> 01:31:25,238 to reroute the Hermes to Mars. 938 01:31:25,474 --> 01:31:28,128 Sounds like a smart move. 939 01:31:28,228 --> 01:31:30,189 Considering the circumstances. 940 01:31:30,989 --> 01:31:33,459 Whoever gave them the maneuver... 941 01:31:33,559 --> 01:31:35,719 only passed along information. 942 01:31:35,819 --> 01:31:38,221 Crew made the decision on their own. 943 01:31:39,306 --> 01:31:41,995 You may have killed them, Mitch. 944 01:31:43,368 --> 01:31:45,071 We're fighting the same war. 945 01:31:45,171 --> 01:31:48,482 Every time something goes wrong, the world forgets why we fly. 946 01:31:48,582 --> 01:31:53,064 I'm trying to keep us airborne. It's bigger than one person. 947 01:31:54,288 --> 01:31:56,701 No. It's not. 948 01:31:58,151 --> 01:32:01,611 When this is over, I'll expect your resignation. 949 01:32:05,342 --> 01:32:09,726 - I understand. - Bring our astronauts home. 950 01:32:12,299 --> 01:32:14,994 Every Ares mission requires three years of pre-supplies. 951 01:32:15,094 --> 01:32:19,124 So NASA decided a long time ago it's a lot easier to send some of the stuff beforehand 952 01:32:19,224 --> 01:32:22,310 rather than bring it with us. So, as a result, 953 01:32:22,410 --> 01:32:27,515 the MAV for Ares 4 is already there at the Schiaparelli Crater, just waiting. 954 01:32:27,615 --> 01:32:31,427 So the plan is for me to use that to go into orbit 955 01:32:31,527 --> 01:32:34,573 just as the Hermes is passing... 956 01:32:34,673 --> 01:32:38,528 and I guess they catch me? 957 01:32:39,228 --> 01:32:41,426 In space. 958 01:32:43,091 --> 01:32:46,110 So, I've got 200 sols to figure out 959 01:32:46,210 --> 01:32:49,047 how to take everything here that's keeping me alive 960 01:32:49,147 --> 01:32:52,717 the oxygenator, the water reclaimer, the atmospheric regulator... 961 01:32:52,818 --> 01:32:54,770 bring that all with me. 962 01:32:54,870 --> 01:32:58,691 And luckily, I have the greatest minds on Planet Earth... 963 01:32:58,791 --> 01:33:01,810 really, all of the brainpower on the entire planet 964 01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:05,448 helping me with this endeavor. And so far they've come up with, 965 01:33:05,548 --> 01:33:08,101 "Hey, why don't you drill holes on the roof of your Rover 966 01:33:08,201 --> 01:33:11,062 "and hit it as hard as you can with a rock?" 967 01:33:11,562 --> 01:33:13,381 We're gonna get there. 968 01:33:33,935 --> 01:33:38,650 Didn't know what time it was And the lights were low 969 01:33:38,750 --> 01:33:43,490 I leaned back on my radio 970 01:33:43,590 --> 01:33:46,925 Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 971 01:33:47,025 --> 01:33:49,366 Lotta soul, he said 972 01:33:51,129 --> 01:33:55,391 Then the loud sound did seem to fade 973 01:33:55,492 --> 01:34:00,148 Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase 974 01:34:00,248 --> 01:34:05,854 That weren't no DJ That was hazy cosmic jive 975 01:34:08,823 --> 01:34:12,911 There's a starman waiting in the... 976 01:34:13,011 --> 01:34:15,530 533 days longer? 977 01:34:15,630 --> 01:34:17,540 And you said yes to this? 978 01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:20,208 He would have done the same for me. You know that. 979 01:34:25,733 --> 01:34:29,415 Cheese. You do "cheese"? Cheese. 980 01:34:30,604 --> 01:34:33,442 - He didn't do "cheese." - Did he do "cheese"? 981 01:34:41,032 --> 01:34:42,795 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 982 01:34:42,895 --> 01:34:45,029 I got something for you. 983 01:34:45,129 --> 01:34:49,291 Found it in the flea market. Original pressing. 984 01:34:49,391 --> 01:34:51,668 No! 985 01:34:51,768 --> 01:34:54,221 - Not a scratch. - I love it. 986 01:34:54,321 --> 01:34:57,225 All due respect to your CNSA protocol 987 01:34:57,325 --> 01:35:01,875 but we haven't done things that way since Apollo 9. 988 01:35:03,589 --> 01:35:05,876 Did he get that? 989 01:35:09,878 --> 01:35:14,563 Look out your window, I can see his light 990 01:35:14,663 --> 01:35:18,965 If we can sparkle, he may land tonight... 991 01:35:19,465 --> 01:35:21,444 Yeah? 992 01:35:24,045 --> 01:35:25,985 Mmm-hmm. 993 01:35:27,248 --> 01:35:28,099 Oh! 994 01:35:28,199 --> 01:35:32,604 There's a starman waiting in the sky 995 01:35:33,004 --> 01:35:35,174 He'd like to come and meet us 996 01:35:35,274 --> 01:35:37,476 But he thinks he'd blow our minds 997 01:35:37,576 --> 01:35:41,013 There's a starman waiting... 998 01:35:50,707 --> 01:35:52,917 Let the children use it 999 01:35:53,017 --> 01:35:55,262 Let all the children boogie 1000 01:35:55,362 --> 01:35:59,423 There's a starman waiting in the sky 1001 01:35:59,523 --> 01:36:03,896 He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds 1002 01:36:03,996 --> 01:36:08,643 There's a starman waiting in the sky 1003 01:36:09,043 --> 01:36:13,348 He's told us not to blow it 'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile 1004 01:36:13,448 --> 01:36:17,092 He told me, let the children lose it 1005 01:36:17,292 --> 01:36:19,330 Let the children use it 1006 01:36:19,430 --> 01:36:23,218 Let all the children boogie... 1007 01:38:14,743 --> 01:38:17,530 I've been thinking about laws on Mars. 1008 01:38:17,630 --> 01:38:20,183 There's an international treaty saying no country can lay claim 1009 01:38:20,283 --> 01:38:21,842 to anything that's not on Earth. 1010 01:38:21,942 --> 01:38:26,930 And by another treaty, if you're not in any country's territory maritime law applies. 1011 01:38:27,030 --> 01:38:29,927 So Mars is international waters. 1012 01:38:30,827 --> 01:38:35,298 Now, NASA is an American non-military organization. It owns the Hab. 1013 01:38:35,398 --> 01:38:38,084 But the second I walk outside, I'm in international waters. 1014 01:38:38,184 --> 01:38:41,304 So here's the cool part, I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater 1015 01:38:41,404 --> 01:38:43,447 where I'm gonna commandeer the Ares 4 lander. 1016 01:38:43,547 --> 01:38:46,244 Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this and they can't 1017 01:38:46,344 --> 01:38:48,604 until I'm on board the Ares 4. 1018 01:38:48,704 --> 01:38:52,791 So that means I'm gonna be taking a craft over in international waters 1019 01:38:52,891 --> 01:38:58,333 without permission, which, by definition, makes me a pirate. 1020 01:38:58,773 --> 01:39:02,456 Mark Watney, Space Pirate. 1021 01:39:31,949 --> 01:39:34,304 A Space Pirate. 1022 01:40:34,415 --> 01:40:38,143 Everywhere I go, I'm the first. 1023 01:40:39,037 --> 01:40:41,298 It's a strange feeling. 1024 01:40:41,398 --> 01:40:44,992 Step outside the Rover, first guy to be there. 1025 01:40:45,386 --> 01:40:48,835 Climb that hill, first guy to do that. 1026 01:40:49,573 --> 01:40:53,186 Four and a half billion years... nobody here. 1027 01:40:53,786 --> 01:40:57,284 And now, me. 1028 01:40:57,883 --> 01:41:01,786 I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet. 1029 01:41:16,602 --> 01:41:18,779 How's he doing? 1030 01:41:19,679 --> 01:41:23,727 So far, so good. He's sticking to schedule. 1031 01:41:23,827 --> 01:41:26,846 Drives for four hours before noon... 1032 01:41:26,946 --> 01:41:30,050 lays the solar panels, waits 13 hours for them to recharge 1033 01:41:30,150 --> 01:41:34,463 and sleeps somewhere in there and then starts again. 1034 01:41:36,891 --> 01:41:39,926 - How's he doing? - Uh... 1035 01:41:40,026 --> 01:41:42,725 He asked us to call him Captain Blondebeard. 1036 01:41:44,825 --> 01:41:49,169 - Technically, Mars would be under maritime... - Yeah, I know. He explained it to us. 1037 01:41:50,521 --> 01:41:52,698 Where is he? 1038 01:41:52,798 --> 01:41:54,300 - There. - Okay. 1039 01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:56,566 - Here. - Okay. 1040 01:43:41,289 --> 01:43:44,880 Okay, we're gonna start by stating for the record that you're not gonna like this. 1041 01:43:44,980 --> 01:43:47,020 Oh, yeah? 1042 01:43:47,120 --> 01:43:49,673 Yeah, the problem is the intercept velocity. 1043 01:43:49,773 --> 01:43:52,048 The Hermes, well... 1044 01:43:52,148 --> 01:43:54,496 It can't enter Mars' orbit. 1045 01:43:54,596 --> 01:43:57,874 Otherwise, they'll never have enough fuel to make it home. 1046 01:43:57,974 --> 01:44:02,646 The MAV, that was only designed to get to low Mars orbit. 1047 01:44:02,746 --> 01:44:05,190 So in order for Mark to escape 1048 01:44:05,290 --> 01:44:08,167 Mars' gravity entirely and to intercept the Hermes... 1049 01:44:08,267 --> 01:44:10,120 - He has to be going fast. - Exactly. 1050 01:44:10,220 --> 01:44:12,632 Which means we need to make the MAV lighter. 1051 01:44:12,732 --> 01:44:15,400 A lot lighter. 5,000 kilograms lighter. 1052 01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:18,279 - You can do that, right? - There's some gimmes right off the bat. 1053 01:44:18,379 --> 01:44:22,132 The design presumes 500 kilograms of Martian soil and samples. 1054 01:44:22,232 --> 01:44:23,668 Obviously we won't do that. 1055 01:44:23,768 --> 01:44:27,506 And there's just one passenger instead of six. 1056 01:44:27,606 --> 01:44:30,216 With suits and gear, that's another 500? 1057 01:44:30,316 --> 01:44:32,311 Ditch the life support, don't need it. 1058 01:44:32,411 --> 01:44:34,945 And we'll get Mark to wear his EVA suit the whole trip. 1059 01:44:35,045 --> 01:44:37,590 If he's in his EVA suit, how is he gonna operate the controls? 1060 01:44:37,690 --> 01:44:39,851 Well, he won't. 1061 01:44:39,951 --> 01:44:43,690 Martinez will pilot the MAV remotely from the Hermes. 1062 01:44:43,790 --> 01:44:47,477 We've never had a manned ship controlled remotely before. 1063 01:44:49,078 --> 01:44:52,290 But I am excited about the opportunities that affords. 1064 01:44:52,390 --> 01:44:55,051 If we go remote, we can lose the control panels, 1065 01:44:55,151 --> 01:44:57,144 the secondary and tertiary comm systems. 1066 01:44:57,244 --> 01:45:01,912 Wait a second. You want a remote-controlled ascent with no backup comms? 1067 01:45:04,169 --> 01:45:06,597 He's not even got to the bad stuff yet, Vincent. 1068 01:45:06,697 --> 01:45:08,165 Well, let's skip to the bad stuff! 1069 01:45:08,565 --> 01:45:13,221 We need to remove the nose airlock, the windows, and Hull Panel 19. 1070 01:45:14,631 --> 01:45:16,457 You want to take the front of the ship off? 1071 01:45:16,557 --> 01:45:20,562 Sure. The nose airlock alone is 400 kilograms. 1072 01:45:20,662 --> 01:45:23,097 You want to send a man into space without the front of his ship? 1073 01:45:23,197 --> 01:45:24,999 No. 1074 01:45:25,499 --> 01:45:28,503 We're gonna have him cover it with Hab canvas. 1075 01:45:29,603 --> 01:45:33,092 Look, the hull's mostly there to keep the air in. 1076 01:45:33,192 --> 01:45:36,370 Mars' atmosphere is so thin, you don't need a lot of streamlining. 1077 01:45:36,470 --> 01:45:39,907 By the time the ship's going fast enough for air resistance to matter 1078 01:45:40,007 --> 01:45:42,334 it'll be high enough that there's practically no air. 1079 01:45:42,434 --> 01:45:45,054 You wanna send him into space under a tarp. 1080 01:45:45,154 --> 01:45:47,006 Yes. 1081 01:45:47,406 --> 01:45:50,608 - Can I go on? - No. 1082 01:45:56,691 --> 01:45:59,019 You think he means it like... 1083 01:45:59,319 --> 01:46:01,221 "Are you kidding me?" 1084 01:46:01,321 --> 01:46:02,638 - You know? - Mmm-hmm. 1085 01:46:02,738 --> 01:46:05,716 Or like, "Are you kidding me?" 1086 01:46:06,643 --> 01:46:09,168 - I think it might be the second one. - Really? 1087 01:46:09,268 --> 01:46:12,316 - Uh-huh. - Could be the first way. 1088 01:46:12,416 --> 01:46:16,196 - "Are you kidding me?" - Yeah, it could be the first way. 1089 01:46:40,454 --> 01:46:42,741 I know what they're doing. 1090 01:46:43,741 --> 01:46:46,452 I know exactly what they're doing. 1091 01:46:46,552 --> 01:46:51,174 They just keep repeating, "Go faster than any man in the history of space travel." 1092 01:46:51,624 --> 01:46:56,089 Like that's a good thing. Like it'll distract me from how insane their plan is. 1093 01:46:56,513 --> 01:47:00,250 Yeah, I get to go faster than any man in the history of space travel... 1094 01:47:00,350 --> 01:47:03,287 because you are launching me in a convertible. 1095 01:47:03,387 --> 01:47:06,824 Actually it's worse than that because I won't even be able to control the thing. 1096 01:47:07,024 --> 01:47:09,820 And by the way, physicists, 1097 01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:14,809 when describing things like acceleration do not use the word "fast." 1098 01:47:14,909 --> 01:47:20,498 So... they're only doing that in the hopes that I won't raise any objections... 1099 01:47:21,172 --> 01:47:23,049 to this lunacy. 1100 01:47:24,117 --> 01:47:28,829 Because I like the way "fastest man in the history of space travel" sounds. 1101 01:47:30,357 --> 01:47:32,915 I do like the way it sounds. 1102 01:47:33,602 --> 01:47:36,190 I mean, I like it a lot. 1103 01:47:37,940 --> 01:47:40,370 I'm not gonna tell them that. 1104 01:47:46,016 --> 01:47:47,801 Okay. 1105 01:47:48,601 --> 01:47:50,398 Let's do this. 1106 01:47:55,993 --> 01:48:02,451 My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender 1107 01:48:02,551 --> 01:48:04,219 Oh, yeah 1108 01:48:04,319 --> 01:48:10,742 And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way 1109 01:48:10,842 --> 01:48:14,071 The history book on the shelf 1110 01:48:14,171 --> 01:48:17,907 Is always repeating itself 1111 01:48:19,376 --> 01:48:24,449 Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war 1112 01:48:25,749 --> 01:48:26,926 Come on. 1113 01:48:27,426 --> 01:48:31,271 ...promise to love you forevermore 1114 01:48:32,365 --> 01:48:37,487 Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to... 1115 01:50:21,631 --> 01:50:24,813 Beck, Vogel, I want you guys in Airlock 2, with the outer door open 1116 01:50:24,913 --> 01:50:26,729 - before the MAV even launches. - Okay. 1117 01:50:26,829 --> 01:50:30,841 Martinez flies the MAV, Johanssen sysops the ascent. 1118 01:50:30,941 --> 01:50:34,820 Once we hit intercept, it's Beck's job to go get Watney. 1119 01:50:34,920 --> 01:50:38,023 - We're ready. - What's the intercept plan? 1120 01:50:38,123 --> 01:50:42,645 We finished attaching the tethers into one long line. It's 214 meters long. 1121 01:50:42,745 --> 01:50:45,390 And I'll have the MMU, so moving around should be easy. 1122 01:50:45,490 --> 01:50:48,509 How fast a relative velocity can you handle? 1123 01:50:48,609 --> 01:50:50,954 I can grab the MAV at 5 meters per second. 1124 01:50:51,254 --> 01:50:55,475 10 is like jumping onto a moving train. So any more than that and I might miss. 1125 01:50:55,575 --> 01:50:57,316 Well, we may have some leeway. 1126 01:50:59,013 --> 01:51:03,979 The launch takes 12 minutes. And it'll be 52 minutes before intercept. 1127 01:51:04,079 --> 01:51:09,184 Once Mark's engine shuts off, we'll know our intercept point and velocity. 1128 01:51:09,364 --> 01:51:10,800 Vogel, you're Beck's backup. 1129 01:51:11,100 --> 01:51:13,770 Everything goes well, you pull them on board with the tether. 1130 01:51:13,870 --> 01:51:16,709 If anything goes wrong, you go out after him. 1131 01:51:16,809 --> 01:51:20,037 - Yep. - Okay. 1132 01:51:21,352 --> 01:51:23,415 Let's go get our boy. 1133 01:52:24,962 --> 01:52:28,482 There's a mood of tension and anxiety here, outside Johnson Space Center. 1134 01:52:28,582 --> 01:52:31,043 As you can see, many people have gathered here 1135 01:52:31,143 --> 01:52:34,140 to see whether or not the mission to retrieve Mark Watney 1136 01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:35,957 will be a success. 1137 01:52:36,257 --> 01:52:39,649 Remember, they've had some contact with him, but it hasn't been very much. 1138 01:52:39,749 --> 01:52:43,290 We have to remind our viewers that we're watching this as it unfolds. 1139 01:52:43,390 --> 01:52:47,068 So we'll try and keep you up-to-date as to what exactly is going on. 1140 01:52:47,168 --> 01:52:52,429 Let's listen in to NASA making contact with Mark Watney. Let's listen in. 1141 01:52:59,173 --> 01:53:01,793 If something goes wrong, what can Mission Control do? 1142 01:53:01,893 --> 01:53:03,896 Not a damn thing. 1143 01:53:04,496 --> 01:53:07,938 It's all happening 12 light-minutes away which means it takes 24 minutes 1144 01:53:08,038 --> 01:53:11,069 for them to get the answer to any question they ask. 1145 01:53:11,369 --> 01:53:13,857 The whole launch is 12 minutes so... 1146 01:53:15,157 --> 01:53:17,592 they're on their own. 1147 01:54:20,359 --> 01:54:23,663 ...just how long Mark has been completely alone on Mars. 1148 01:54:23,763 --> 01:54:27,119 We're talking to a psychology expert later to discuss... 1149 01:54:49,816 --> 01:54:51,868 Fuel pressure, green. 1150 01:54:51,968 --> 01:54:54,143 Engine alignment, perfect. 1151 01:54:54,243 --> 01:54:56,955 Communications, five by five. 1152 01:54:57,056 --> 01:55:00,177 We are ready for pre-flight checklist, Commander. 1153 01:55:00,627 --> 01:55:04,955 Mission Control, this is Hermes actual. We will proceed on schedule. 1154 01:55:05,055 --> 01:55:08,485 We are T-minus 2 minutes, 10 seconds to launch, by the mark. 1155 01:55:09,945 --> 01:55:12,122 About two minutes, Watney. How you doing down there? 1156 01:55:12,222 --> 01:55:14,174 I'm good. 1157 01:55:14,274 --> 01:55:16,537 I'm anxious to get up to you. 1158 01:55:16,687 --> 01:55:19,067 - Thanks for coming back for me. - Well, we're on it. 1159 01:55:19,167 --> 01:55:22,671 Remember, you'll be pulling some serious G's, so it's okay to pass out. 1160 01:55:22,771 --> 01:55:27,478 - You're in Martinez's hands now. - Well, tell that asshole no barrel rolls. 1161 01:55:28,985 --> 01:55:30,116 Copy that, MAV. 1162 01:55:30,716 --> 01:55:32,895 - CAPCOM. - Go. 1163 01:55:32,995 --> 01:55:34,756 - Remote command. - Go. 1164 01:55:34,856 --> 01:55:36,649 - Recovery. - Go. 1165 01:55:37,049 --> 01:55:39,611 - Secondary recovery. - Go. 1166 01:55:39,911 --> 01:55:41,771 Pilot. 1167 01:55:42,271 --> 01:55:43,230 Go. 1168 01:55:43,330 --> 01:55:45,858 - Pilot. - Go. 1169 01:55:45,958 --> 01:55:48,045 Copy. We're go. 1170 01:55:48,145 --> 01:55:50,506 Mission Control, we are go for launch. 1171 01:55:51,289 --> 01:55:53,467 T-minus ten... nine... 1172 01:55:53,567 --> 01:55:56,394 - Main engine start. - ...eight... 1173 01:55:56,494 --> 01:55:59,289 seven... Mooring clamps released. 1174 01:55:59,389 --> 01:56:02,718 - About five seconds, Watney. Hang on. - I'll see you in a few, Commander. 1175 01:56:02,818 --> 01:56:04,396 ...four... 1176 01:56:04,696 --> 01:56:06,064 three... 1177 01:56:06,414 --> 01:56:09,024 two... one. 1178 01:56:45,305 --> 01:56:49,810 Velocity, 741 meters per second. Altitude, 1350 meters. 1179 01:56:49,910 --> 01:56:52,372 - That's too low. - It's fighting me. 1180 01:56:56,258 --> 01:56:58,499 Watney... 1181 01:56:58,599 --> 01:57:00,861 do you read? 1182 01:57:05,576 --> 01:57:09,923 - Booster separation complete. - Velocity, 850. Altitude, 1843. 1183 01:57:10,023 --> 01:57:12,726 - He's well below target altitude. - How far below? 1184 01:57:13,326 --> 01:57:14,853 Checking. 1185 01:57:15,053 --> 01:57:16,972 Watney... 1186 01:57:17,072 --> 01:57:19,366 - do you read? - He's probably passed out. 1187 01:57:19,466 --> 01:57:21,952 He pulled 12 g's on the ascent. Give him a few minutes. 1188 01:57:22,052 --> 01:57:23,336 Copy that. 1189 01:57:25,707 --> 01:57:27,701 Main shutdown in three... 1190 01:57:27,801 --> 01:57:31,012 two, one... shutdown. 1191 01:57:32,606 --> 01:57:37,059 Back to automatic guidance. Shutdown confirmed. 1192 01:57:38,920 --> 01:57:41,353 Fuel reserves depleted. 1193 01:57:42,591 --> 01:57:45,498 Watney... do you read? 1194 01:57:46,695 --> 01:57:49,261 It seems there's some sort of problem with the transmission. 1195 01:57:56,338 --> 01:57:58,019 I have interval pings. 1196 01:57:58,119 --> 01:58:00,085 Intercept velocity will be 11 meters per second. 1197 01:58:00,185 --> 01:58:01,967 I can make that work. 1198 01:58:02,754 --> 01:58:04,956 Distance at intercept will be... 1199 01:58:05,506 --> 01:58:07,658 we'll be 68 kilometers apart. 1200 01:58:07,758 --> 01:58:12,013 68 kilometers? Did she just say 68 kilometers? 1201 01:58:12,839 --> 01:58:15,552 Come on, guys, keep it together. Work the problem. 1202 01:58:15,652 --> 01:58:19,807 - Johanssen, time to intercept? - 39 minutes, 12 seconds. 1203 01:58:20,615 --> 01:58:23,726 Martinez, what if we point our thrusters in the same direction? 1204 01:58:23,826 --> 01:58:27,405 Well, it depends how much fuel you wanna save for the altitude adjustments 1205 01:58:27,505 --> 01:58:29,525 - for the trip home. - How much do you need? 1206 01:58:29,625 --> 01:58:34,472 I can get by with about 20% of what we have left. 1207 01:58:34,572 --> 01:58:38,325 If we use 75.5% of remaining altitude-adjust fuel, 1208 01:58:38,425 --> 01:58:40,702 that'll bring the intercept range to zero. 1209 01:58:40,802 --> 01:58:42,404 Do it. 1210 01:58:42,504 --> 01:58:44,983 Hang on. It brings the range to zero 1211 01:58:45,083 --> 01:58:48,381 but the intercept velocity will be 42 meters per second. 1212 01:58:48,481 --> 01:58:50,053 And that's way too fast. 1213 01:58:50,663 --> 01:58:54,055 Then we'll have 39 minutes to figure out how to slow down. 1214 01:58:57,211 --> 01:59:00,492 - Martinez, burn the jets. - Copy that. 1215 01:59:23,048 --> 01:59:26,101 - MAV to Hermes. - Watney? 1216 01:59:26,201 --> 01:59:28,046 Affirmative. 1217 01:59:31,231 --> 01:59:35,044 - What's your status? - My chest hurts. 1218 01:59:35,144 --> 01:59:38,472 I broke my ribs. How are you? 1219 01:59:38,572 --> 01:59:41,308 We're working on getting to you. There was a complication during launch. 1220 01:59:41,408 --> 01:59:44,721 Copy that. How bad is it? 1221 01:59:44,821 --> 01:59:46,523 We've corrected the intercept range, 1222 01:59:46,623 --> 01:59:48,450 but we've got a problem with intercept velocity. 1223 01:59:48,750 --> 01:59:51,545 - How big a problem? - 42 meters a second. 1224 01:59:52,095 --> 01:59:53,947 Well... 1225 01:59:54,447 --> 01:59:55,709 shit. 1226 02:00:00,763 --> 02:00:04,132 - Commander, I have an idea. - Go ahead, Mark. 1227 02:00:04,332 --> 02:00:07,446 Well, if I can find something sharp in here 1228 02:00:07,546 --> 02:00:10,449 and poke a hole in the glove of my EVA suit 1229 02:00:10,549 --> 02:00:14,661 I could use the escaping air as a thruster and fly towards you. 1230 02:00:14,761 --> 02:00:17,922 It would be easy to control because it would be on my arm. 1231 02:00:18,022 --> 02:00:20,008 I can't see you having any control if you did that. 1232 02:00:20,108 --> 02:00:24,288 You'd be eyeballing the intercept using a thrust vector you can barely control. 1233 02:00:24,388 --> 02:00:28,142 Yes. Yes, those are all very good points. 1234 02:00:28,442 --> 02:00:31,861 But... consider this. 1235 02:00:33,297 --> 02:00:35,866 I'd get to fly around like Iron Man. 1236 02:00:37,434 --> 02:00:40,588 Commander... let's go Iron Man. 1237 02:00:43,684 --> 02:00:47,021 - This is unexpected LOS. - Communication lost. Stand by. 1238 02:00:48,246 --> 02:00:50,774 Maybe it's not the worst idea. 1239 02:00:50,932 --> 02:00:52,959 No, it is the worst idea. It's the worst idea ever. 1240 02:00:53,059 --> 02:00:57,667 Not what he said. Using atmosphere as thrust. 1241 02:00:58,574 --> 02:01:02,509 - What happens if we blow the VAL? - You want to open the vehicular airlock? 1242 02:01:02,609 --> 02:01:05,382 - It'll give us a good kick. - But also blow the nose off the ship. 1243 02:01:05,482 --> 02:01:08,726 And all the air would leave and we need air to not die. 1244 02:01:08,826 --> 02:01:11,237 We would seal the bridge and the reactor room. 1245 02:01:11,337 --> 02:01:13,406 Everywhere else would go vacuo. 1246 02:01:13,506 --> 02:01:15,576 - Vogel? - Go ahead, Commander. 1247 02:01:15,976 --> 02:01:18,601 I need you to come inside and make a bomb. 1248 02:01:18,701 --> 02:01:20,247 Uh... again, Commander? 1249 02:01:20,347 --> 02:01:24,393 You're a chemist. Can you make a bomb with what you have on board? 1250 02:01:24,943 --> 02:01:26,795 Probably. 1251 02:01:27,404 --> 02:01:30,667 But I feel obliged to mention that setting off an explosive device 1252 02:01:30,767 --> 02:01:33,528 in a spacecraft is a terrible, terrible idea. 1253 02:01:33,878 --> 02:01:36,665 Hang on. You guys making a bomb without me? 1254 02:01:36,765 --> 02:01:39,777 Copy that. Can you do it? 1255 02:01:41,335 --> 02:01:42,350 Ja. 1256 02:01:44,807 --> 02:01:48,418 Houston, be advised. We're going to deliberately breach the VAL 1257 02:01:48,518 --> 02:01:51,163 - to produce a reverse thrust. - What? 1258 02:01:51,263 --> 02:01:53,683 Beck, leave your suit on. Meet Johanssen in Airlock 1. 1259 02:01:53,783 --> 02:01:57,144 We'll open the outer door. I need you to place the charge on the inner door. 1260 02:01:57,244 --> 02:02:02,201 - Climb back to Airlock 2 along the hull. - Copy. I'm on my way. 1261 02:02:08,598 --> 02:02:11,211 - I'm in, Commander. - Copy that. 1262 02:02:20,486 --> 02:02:23,422 - Vogel, where are you? - I'm in the kitchen. 1263 02:02:23,522 --> 02:02:25,334 Okay. 1264 02:02:28,494 --> 02:02:31,605 Commander... I can't let you go through with this. 1265 02:02:31,705 --> 02:02:34,444 - I am prepared to cut the suit. - Absolutely not. 1266 02:02:34,544 --> 02:02:37,112 Well, see, the thing is, I'm selfish. 1267 02:02:37,312 --> 02:02:40,178 I want all the memorials back home to be about me. 1268 02:02:40,278 --> 02:02:43,702 - Just me. - I should have left this guy on Mars. 1269 02:02:43,952 --> 02:02:45,670 Hey. 1270 02:02:47,873 --> 02:02:50,344 - Sugar? - Yeah. 1271 02:02:54,130 --> 02:02:55,974 Can you hold this? 1272 02:02:56,074 --> 02:02:57,901 Liquid oxygen... 1273 02:02:58,001 --> 02:03:02,003 and some stain remover that contains ammonia. 1274 02:03:04,724 --> 02:03:06,725 This thing here... 1275 02:03:06,825 --> 02:03:09,980 is five times stronger than a stick of dynamite. 1276 02:03:10,080 --> 02:03:11,265 How do we activate it? 1277 02:03:11,365 --> 02:03:13,982 Can you connect this to one of our lighting panels? 1278 02:03:17,887 --> 02:03:19,415 Careful. 1279 02:03:25,505 --> 02:03:27,852 Open Airlock 1. 1280 02:03:32,771 --> 02:03:35,224 I'm on the way to Beck. 1281 02:03:38,210 --> 02:03:41,288 - Let's just hope this is a good idea. - It is. 1282 02:03:41,388 --> 02:03:42,489 Open A1. 1283 02:03:47,737 --> 02:03:49,481 - Hi. - Hey. 1284 02:03:52,524 --> 02:03:55,033 - You got it? - Mmm. 1285 02:03:59,850 --> 02:04:02,828 Make sure you're not in here when this thing goes off. 1286 02:04:04,279 --> 02:04:07,455 Hey. Be careful out there. 1287 02:04:07,555 --> 02:04:09,537 In space. 1288 02:04:12,797 --> 02:04:15,234 Don't tell anyone I did that. 1289 02:04:25,093 --> 02:04:27,381 Bomb set. 1290 02:04:34,845 --> 02:04:37,863 Leaving Airlock 1. 1291 02:04:42,069 --> 02:04:44,973 Guys, I'm running the numbers, and even with optimal VAL blow 1292 02:04:45,073 --> 02:04:48,536 - we're gonna be off on our angle. - What's the intercept distance? 1293 02:04:48,636 --> 02:04:51,937 - Johanssen? - 260 meters, approximate. 1294 02:04:52,037 --> 02:04:53,259 That's too far. 1295 02:05:02,449 --> 02:05:06,197 - Commander? - Martinez, close the door. 1296 02:05:08,706 --> 02:05:11,008 Open D3. 1297 02:05:11,108 --> 02:05:12,726 And leave it open. 1298 02:05:41,524 --> 02:05:43,633 Open B2. 1299 02:05:47,646 --> 02:05:51,268 Johanssen... time to VAL blow after initiate? 1300 02:05:51,418 --> 02:05:54,811 - 15 seconds. - We sure know how to cut it close. 1301 02:05:55,872 --> 02:05:59,526 - Commander? - Distance is too far. I'm going out. 1302 02:05:59,626 --> 02:06:01,529 - I can do this. - It's not a debate. 1303 02:06:01,629 --> 02:06:03,612 I'm not risking another crew member. 1304 02:06:03,712 --> 02:06:06,977 Beck's returned. Johanssen, initiate the bomb. 1305 02:06:07,377 --> 02:06:09,688 - Ten seconds. - Strap in. 1306 02:06:10,288 --> 02:06:13,533 Five, four... 1307 02:06:13,633 --> 02:06:15,927 - three, two... - Brace for deceleration. 1308 02:06:16,827 --> 02:06:19,594 ...one. Activating Panel 41. 1309 02:06:41,163 --> 02:06:43,391 - Bridge seal holding. - What's the damage? 1310 02:06:43,491 --> 02:06:46,468 Worry about that later. What's the relative velocity? 1311 02:06:46,568 --> 02:06:50,202 - 12 meters per second. - Copy. 1312 02:06:52,181 --> 02:06:53,977 Hook me up. 1313 02:06:54,518 --> 02:06:55,640 Done. 1314 02:07:05,689 --> 02:07:07,260 I have visual on the MAV. 1315 02:07:08,917 --> 02:07:12,380 - What's the intercept range? - I'm checking. 1316 02:07:12,930 --> 02:07:17,059 - 312 meters. - Did you say 312? 1317 02:07:17,159 --> 02:07:19,495 Great. I'll wave at you guys as I go by. 1318 02:07:28,580 --> 02:07:30,741 I can't get to you, Mark. You're too far. 1319 02:07:30,841 --> 02:07:32,868 - I'm not gonna make it. - I know. 1320 02:07:32,968 --> 02:07:34,978 Beck, unhook me. I'm going after him. 1321 02:07:35,078 --> 02:07:37,490 Commander, I got this. 1322 02:07:51,495 --> 02:07:54,794 - Mark, report. - On my way, Commander. 1323 02:07:55,299 --> 02:07:57,193 Damn it. 1324 02:08:06,086 --> 02:08:08,571 Johanssen, what's my relative velocity to Mark? 1325 02:08:08,671 --> 02:08:12,203 - 5.2 meters per second. - Copy. Adjusting course. 1326 02:08:18,141 --> 02:08:20,873 3.1 meters per second. 1327 02:08:22,461 --> 02:08:25,443 Distance to target, 24 meters. 1328 02:08:26,440 --> 02:08:29,237 11 meters to target. 1329 02:08:31,246 --> 02:08:33,019 Six meters. 1330 02:08:43,416 --> 02:08:44,875 Hold on, Mark. 1331 02:09:12,814 --> 02:09:15,134 I got him. 1332 02:09:16,644 --> 02:09:19,018 I got him. 1333 02:09:19,118 --> 02:09:21,610 - I got him. - Way to go, Iron Man. 1334 02:09:24,837 --> 02:09:27,421 Beck, pull us in. 1335 02:09:29,207 --> 02:09:30,715 It's good to see you. 1336 02:09:32,644 --> 02:09:34,517 You... 1337 02:09:35,639 --> 02:09:38,734 have terrible taste in music. 1338 02:09:48,495 --> 02:09:51,671 Houston, this is Hermes actual. We got him. 1339 02:09:53,326 --> 02:09:55,102 Watney is secure. 1340 02:10:00,415 --> 02:10:02,677 Contact in outer space with Mark Watney. 1341 02:10:02,777 --> 02:10:06,922 After a very long time, they have done what many people thought was impossible. 1342 02:10:07,022 --> 02:10:10,677 Mission confirmation: Mark Watney has been successfully rescued. 1343 02:10:14,665 --> 02:10:17,145 Grab a hold of him. 1344 02:10:18,451 --> 02:10:21,865 - Hey, handsome! - Beck, close the hatch. 1345 02:10:24,475 --> 02:10:25,759 Hey, guys! 1346 02:10:30,198 --> 02:10:34,422 Houston, six crew safely aboard. 1347 02:10:37,121 --> 02:10:39,358 This is huge moment for this nation, 1348 02:10:39,458 --> 02:10:43,397 for the world and indeed, for international space travel. 1349 02:10:43,796 --> 02:10:46,234 I can't believe anything you do works. 1350 02:10:46,564 --> 02:10:48,424 Hey! 1351 02:10:49,860 --> 02:10:52,482 - Oh, God. - I can't believe it. 1352 02:10:53,306 --> 02:10:55,198 There's a little smell going on over there, bud. 1353 02:10:55,298 --> 02:10:59,095 I know. I haven't had a shower in a year and a half. 1354 02:10:59,195 --> 02:11:02,372 Don't make me laugh, I have broken ribs. 1355 02:11:35,700 --> 02:11:37,572 Hey, there. 1356 02:11:45,344 --> 02:11:47,446 - Morning, sir. - It's an honor, sir. 1357 02:11:47,546 --> 02:11:50,767 - Sir. - Sir. 1358 02:11:51,217 --> 02:11:53,235 Morning, sir. 1359 02:12:14,257 --> 02:12:17,019 Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program. 1360 02:12:17,119 --> 02:12:21,032 Now pay attention, because this could save your life. 1361 02:12:21,132 --> 02:12:23,777 Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. 1362 02:12:23,877 --> 02:12:27,462 All right, let me get a few things out of the way, right off the bat. Yes... 1363 02:12:27,565 --> 02:12:32,644 I did in fact survive on a deserted planet by farming in my own shit. 1364 02:12:33,144 --> 02:12:37,242 Yes, it's actually worse than it sounds. So let's not talk about that ever again. 1365 02:12:38,684 --> 02:12:41,821 The other question I get most frequently is... 1366 02:12:41,921 --> 02:12:44,432 "When I was up there, stranded by myself... 1367 02:12:44,532 --> 02:12:47,259 "did I think I was going to die?" 1368 02:12:47,609 --> 02:12:50,088 Yes, absolutely. 1369 02:12:50,188 --> 02:12:53,150 And that's what you need to know going in because it's going to happen to you. 1370 02:12:53,550 --> 02:12:57,195 This is space. It does not cooperate. 1371 02:12:57,295 --> 02:13:00,065 At some point, everything is going to go south on you. 1372 02:13:00,165 --> 02:13:03,234 Everything is going to go south and you're going to say, "This is it. 1373 02:13:03,334 --> 02:13:05,763 "This is how I end." 1374 02:13:06,363 --> 02:13:10,533 Now, you can either accept that or you can get to work. 1375 02:13:11,435 --> 02:13:13,190 That's all it is. 1376 02:13:13,290 --> 02:13:15,965 You just begin. 1377 02:13:16,065 --> 02:13:19,110 You do the math. You solve one problem... 1378 02:13:19,210 --> 02:13:21,672 then you solve the next one. And then the next. 1379 02:13:21,772 --> 02:13:24,775 And if you solve enough problems, you get to come home. 1380 02:13:25,518 --> 02:13:28,337 All right, questions? 1381 02:13:32,700 --> 02:13:35,293 Once Mission Control completes their pre-flight checks 1382 02:13:35,393 --> 02:13:37,471 we'll begin launch procedures. 1383 02:13:37,571 --> 02:13:40,133 The Ares 5 team will rendezvous with the Hermes 1384 02:13:40,233 --> 02:13:43,344 approximately 48 minutes after launch. 1385 02:13:43,444 --> 02:13:47,140 From there, they will have 414 days of space travel ahead of them. 1386 02:13:47,240 --> 02:13:51,320 Have the goals changed from the previous mission to the Ares 5 program? 1387 02:13:51,420 --> 02:13:53,513 And what do you hope to achieve this time around? 1388 02:13:53,613 --> 02:13:57,935 Well, no. The goals have always been the same for the Ares program. 1389 02:13:58,035 --> 02:14:01,705 This time, of course, we hope to bring all the astronauts back at the same time. 1390 02:14:01,889 --> 02:14:05,225 - Flight, Guidance check complete. - Copy, Guidance. 1391 02:14:05,325 --> 02:14:09,096 This is Flight. We are go for launch, on schedule. 1392 02:14:19,475 --> 02:14:21,993 Final aerosurface checks are complete, 1393 02:14:22,093 --> 02:14:25,681 as everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5. 1394 02:14:25,781 --> 02:14:27,854 20 seconds. 1395 02:14:28,301 --> 02:14:30,244 Proceeding with the count. 1396 02:14:30,344 --> 02:14:33,990 T-minus 10, 9... Main engine start. 1397 02:14:34,090 --> 02:14:38,052 7, 6, 5, 4... 1398 02:14:38,152 --> 02:14:41,608 3, 2, 1. 1399 02:14:41,708 --> 02:14:43,010 And liftoff. 1400 02:14:43,110 --> 02:14:46,527 As the crew of the Ares 5 begin the next chapter 1401 02:14:46,627 --> 02:14:49,138 of American space exploration. 1402 02:14:49,438 --> 02:14:51,491 Pressures look good. 1403 02:15:09,302 --> 02:15:10,760 Wow. Good shot. 1404 02:15:10,860 --> 02:15:14,741 There you have it. Five years after the rescue of astronaut Mark Watney 1405 02:15:14,841 --> 02:15:18,249 an Ares 5 is on its way to Mars. 1406 02:16:10,634 --> 02:16:14,055 At first I was afraid, I was petrified 1407 02:16:14,155 --> 02:16:18,168 Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1408 02:16:18,268 --> 02:16:22,456 But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong 1409 02:16:22,556 --> 02:16:26,394 And I grew strong and I learned how to get along 1410 02:16:26,494 --> 02:16:30,397 And so you're back from outer space 1411 02:16:30,497 --> 02:16:34,544 I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face 1412 02:16:34,644 --> 02:16:38,849 I should've changed that stupid lock I should've made you leave your key 1413 02:16:38,949 --> 02:16:42,811 If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me 1414 02:16:42,911 --> 02:16:46,915 Go on, now go, walk out the door 1415 02:16:47,015 --> 02:16:48,963 Just turn around now 1416 02:16:49,063 --> 02:16:52,079 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 1417 02:16:52,179 --> 02:16:55,216 Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 1418 02:16:55,316 --> 02:16:59,378 Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1419 02:16:59,478 --> 02:17:03,382 Oh, no, not I, I will survive 1420 02:17:03,482 --> 02:17:07,671 Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive 1421 02:17:07,771 --> 02:17:11,734 I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give 1422 02:17:11,834 --> 02:17:15,704 And I'll survive, I will survive 1423 02:17:15,804 --> 02:17:18,227 Hey, hey 1424 02:17:32,363 --> 02:17:36,317 Go on, now go, walk out the door 1425 02:17:36,417 --> 02:17:38,480 Just turn around now 1426 02:17:38,580 --> 02:17:41,549 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 1427 02:17:41,649 --> 02:17:44,660 Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye? 1428 02:17:44,760 --> 02:17:48,756 Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1429 02:17:48,856 --> 02:17:52,810 Oh, no, not I, I will survive 1430 02:17:52,910 --> 02:17:57,073 Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive 1431 02:17:57,173 --> 02:18:01,219 I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give 1432 02:18:01,319 --> 02:18:05,552 And I'll survive, I will survive 1432 02:18:06,305 --> 02:19:06,872 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com116177

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