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And rollover.
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On my mark, now.
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Code red.
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What?
Kowalski, analysis.
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Subject: Marlene.
Species: Otter. Sound:
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Okay, I can explain the scream.
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Private,
what do you make of the scream?
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Perhaps she had a fright.
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Interesting theory,
but how can we prove it?
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Darling,
did you have a fright, then?
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Yes, but I'm fine now,
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so you guys can go back to sleep.
Night-night.
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We can't leave a helpless victim
in her time of need.
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Who's a helpless victim?
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What is all the commotion?
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I was having a dream
where I'm the last mammal on Earth.
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Was I in it?
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Yes, but you were roadkill.
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But I was in it!
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Otter hysteria.
Marlene probably saw her own shadow.
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Six more weeks of winter, everyone!
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A weird noise woke me up.
Okay? That's all.
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I am not a hysterical,
helpless victim.
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And we don't need to turn this
into some commando operation.
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Private, recon.
Kowalski, perimeter check.
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Scanning for weird noises.
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Wait, I'm getting something.
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Perhaps it was just a bad dream?
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No, this was real, and real loud.
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It was like a ghostly moan.
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What if... what if...
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what if it was a ghost?
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Then you can touch
the ghost's feet.
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Rumor has it that the previous occupant
of this habitat did disappear.
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Under mysterious circumstances.
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He was transferred to Toledo.
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Toledo!
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As king, it is in my power
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to command
any and all spooky spirits
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to get the heck out.
Do it, Maurice.
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Okay. How?
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Maurice, what am I going... Fine.
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This will require
a tremendous amount of dancing skill.
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Look out.
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Give him some room, folks.
Trust me.
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Spirits of the night
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who may or may not bite.
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You bring the otter fright...
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You bring the otter fright
though you are out of sight.
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Go away, go away.
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I say don't stay.
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Go away, go away.
I say don't stay.
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Go away, go away.
I say don't stay.
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Go away, go away.
Come on, men.
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Let's leave this to the tiny dancer
and get us some shut-eye.
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My ghost mojo is working.
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Can you feel it?
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Do you think Julien's singing
scared away the ghost?
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Sempre alerta, Private.
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Our turn, boys.
Commence operation "Our Turn".
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Talk to me, Kowalski.
These readings are off the charts.
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Get bigger charts.
Take it out of petty cash.
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Do you ever knock, or...
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Such pleasantries
would only slow us down.
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We do pride ourselves
on our rapid response.
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Okay, yes, I heard the ghost again.
Yes, I screamed again.
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No, I don't need you guys
on guard duty.
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Obviously, this is a new ghost,
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since the old ghost
was eliminated by me, your King.
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Your little song and dance
did bubkes.
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And what did you do?
Double bubkes, so shut up.
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I meant see them out.
It's penguin time.
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Fine, have at it.
You will come back begging,
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and I will say: "Maybe I help.".
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But maybe not.
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Skipper's log, 0200 hours.
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All is quiet. Little too quiet.
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The temptation of warm,
soft slumber.
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It's almost too much to bear.
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At ease, Marlene.
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I was dreaming of screaming.
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Weird.
It appears
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that the ghostly death rattle is coming
from your own respiratory system.
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Well... of course. Can somebody
spit it out in English?
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Snoring?
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I don't snore.
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Mystery solved.
You spooked yourself.
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That's not the scary sound.
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Come on. It's bloodcurdling.
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That's the sound!
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The ghostly moan appears
to be coming from down here.
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From the sewer?
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No dice.
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It's knock-knock time, Rico.
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Isn't that kind of...
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extreme?
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Two sticks of dynamite
would be extreme.
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This'll just let the specter know
we mean business.
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Anything?
Negatory.
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Nada. Zippo.
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I'm telling you, there is something...
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Are you my mom?
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Are you okay?
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Never better.
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Skipper's log.
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Through mysterious means,
I've escaped the watery doom.
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It wasn't mysterious, it was me.
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Marlene, please.
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The Skipper's log is no place
for flights of fancy.
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I have entered the mysterious realm
of the specter.
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It's the sewer.
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Haunted sewer.
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Kowalski, give me options.
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I've, come up with some options.
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Anybody want to hear them?
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Why not?
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It's just you and me, Marlene.
I say we do some recon.
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I'll take the point.
But I usually take the point.
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Wait up.
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What was that?
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Okay, that's just great.
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Here, you take the recorder.
Let me see that flashlight.
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Sometimes, it just requires
the magic touch.
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There we go.
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Who needs it. It's just giving away
our position to the enemy.
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About that enemy,
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I'm starting to think
it's not a ghost.
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And why is that?
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By golly, you're right.
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That's no ghost.
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Clearly, that's some sort
of humongous sewer monster!
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Retreat!
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Some kind of monster
from the darkest abyss.
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Back up.
I'm gonna need a perimeter.
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It's afraid!
Afraid of me?
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Marlene, what are you doing?
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Guys, guys, help me.
Save me from the monster!
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What do you know?
He's just a gator.
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Who makes monster sounds.
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The monster is all.
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It's Terri... It's horri...
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Back up a minute.
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It's Roger.
Right, Roger.
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Do you hear this monster around
the same time every night?
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How'd you know?
From up above?
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You heard it too?
Roger that, Roger.
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I want you to meet your monster,
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Also known as...
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Marlene.
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That's it!
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That's the monster.
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At ease, Roger.
She's actually very nice.
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Aren't you boys tardy to the party.
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Marlene and I have the situation
under control.
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So the Friedmans'' youngest, Benny,
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picks me up on vacation in Florida,
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They're visiting their nanny in Tampa,
but that's neither here nor there.
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I was just a baby at the time,
but you know, you change, you grow.
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Next thing you know,
you're flushed down the toilet.
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Fascinating.
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Actually, it's not as bad
as you think.
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Lucky break you went down there
to rescue Marlene, isn't it, Skipper?
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Actually, Kowalski,
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I didn't so much rescue Marlene
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as... Well, let's just say,
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next time I find myself
caught in the swirling currents
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of raw sewage, I hope
that Marlene is at my side.
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That's so sweet.
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I think.
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But I don't want to go
into the haunted place.
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Be brave, Mort.
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Like me.
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Hello!
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What's the matter
with the funny hat guy?
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I wish I knew, Roger.
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I wish I knew.
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