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You were incredible.
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My heart is still racing.
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I felt it too.
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All thanks
to your brute strength, Dash,
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and your knowledge
of ancient Aramaic mathematics.
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Please. This has nothing to do
with my two doctorates
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and my master's
in Gender Studies
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and everything to do
with you, Dr. Lovemore.
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The truth is,
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I never thought I would find
the Lost City of D.
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I would
choose your words carefully.
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They will be your last.
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You led me right
to King Kalaman's tomb
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and his queen's
legendary Crown of Fire.
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And now I will be very rich,
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and you will be very dead.
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Hold up. Are these--
Are these your snakes?
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No, they were just here.
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There were just
hundreds of snakes
in this temple
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just waiting for us
to show up?
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Who feeds them? You feed them?No, what do they eat?
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Why is that one
not biting that guy?
Why is that happening?
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-Are they trained not
to bite henchmen or something?
-Yeah, well...
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I mean, the snake-to-temple
ratio alone...
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This is ridiculous.
Delete.
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I-- I think my character
can still work.
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Delete.
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Loretta, you still have
a story to write.
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Delete.
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Hey, it's me, Beth.
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I don't want to pull the whole
"I'm your publisher" card,
but I am.
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And I'm really looking forward
to seeing this last chapter.
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But no pressure.
No, there actually is pressure.
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The exact amount of pressure
that motivates you
but doesn't paralyze you.
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You got this.
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Thank you.
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Me again.
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Okay, so everything
is set for the book tour,
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but, uh, the only thing we need
is a book to tour with.
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I can't help
but get the feeling that
you're not finishing
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because you don't want
to leave your house.
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Listen, I know these last
five years have been hard
after John's passing,
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and it feels easier
to live in your bathtub,
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drinking Chardonnay on ice.
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But, girl,
there is a great big world
waiting for you
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and a book tour
that I can't cancel, so just
make it happen, all right?
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Love you, bye!
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We have to keep going.
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Let's see
what's on the other side
of that door.
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But what if
there isn't anything?
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There's only one way
to find out.
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Then Lovemore realized
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the treasure she wanted
was lost forever
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and her adventures
were coming to an end.
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That doesn't feel right.
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Yeah, but that's it.
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That's the end.
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Well, John,
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here I go.
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Dulcius ex asperis.
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Okay, honey, it's showtime.
-Are you sure about this?
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Because I have a wedgie
in the back and in the front
in this thing.
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I feel like
a nerdy figure skater.
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Sexy. Stunner.
I'm all about it.No, it's not. It's not.
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-How do I move in this?
-Don't touch it.
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I'm not touching it.
I'm holding it out.Stop it. Will you stop?
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Get it out now
'cause you can't do that
onstage.
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And we're done.
And we're done. Okay, good.
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Do I need to be wearing
a glitter onesie?
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You only have to wear this
for two hours.
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Do not mess this up,
do you hear me?
This is on loan.
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Everyone's wearing
sequins right now.
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Why is she taking my photo?This is Allison.
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She is our new
social media manager.
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And she's gonna be helping us
target that younger demographic.
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Meaning women in their 30s
who wish they were in their 20s.
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Hey, what's up?
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Um, I took over your socials,
so this morning you tweeted,
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"Where are my ladies at?
Meet me at Ballroom G
at- 00 p.m.
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#ShawnMendes.
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#GaggingToMeetYouAll."
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Okay, we are having fun.
Let's go.
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We need to remind people
that you are still alive.
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People know I'm alive.
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And to remind them
why this used to be
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the best selling franchise.In Romance.
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Yes, which is the top
revenue-generating
literary category.
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Revenue-generating
isn't how I would describe
our presales right now.
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Just think of this as a way
that uses word of mouth.
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Oh, you want word of mouth?
Here we go. How's this?
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"The only thing
more lost than the city
is the author herself."
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"Loveless."
"Passionless."
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Uh, "Way past her prime."
And, oh, "This is fake history
at its worst."
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A book tour could
change everything, okay?
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We have to remind the fans
why they love you so much.
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Real history.
I merely season it
with a smidge more nudity.
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History had
a ton of nudity.
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Deep exploration.
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Steamy wondering.
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Will Lovemore and Dash find
Queen Taha's priceless
Crown of Fire?
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Join them on their search.
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So, listen, I wanted to
talk to you about something.
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There's so many people.
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I know how much you hate
doing these things,
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so I've invited Alan
to do the Q and A
with you today.
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-What?
-And the rest of the book tour.
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Beth, I expressly asked
not to do any more events
with Dash-- Alan, Alan!
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-He's gonna humiliate me.
-He's not gonna humiliate you.
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Thank you.
You're very good at your job.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
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Let me help you with that.
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He is-- He's
a body wash commercial.
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He's always glistening
all over the place.
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There hasn't been an event
where his shirt
didn't come flying off.
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You wish.
Well, he's already here,
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so put on your big-girl panties
and let's get out there.
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Remember,
no grumpy face, big words
or boring academic talk.
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Yes! Yes!
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Come on, RTP!
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Ha-ha!
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Yes, my Lovemore-heads!
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I am so excited
to introduce to you
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the award-winning author,
Loretta Sage!
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Beth, I can't do this.
I'm not ready.Are you kidding me?
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Listen, I've got your back.
You got this.
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Go give the people
what they want.
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It's not me they want.Get out there now!
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Hi. How are you?
Nice to see you. Thank you.
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Yep. Mount it.
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Mount it. Mount it.
Okay.
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Find your center.
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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The sexiest...
All right!
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...most influential hero
of a generation.
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That's a bit strong.
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His 20th cover
of an Angela Lovemore novel.
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Dash McMahon!
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Oh, my God! Dash!
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Take a bow.I already did mine.
I did mine.
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Okay, come on.
One more. I got you.
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Did you guys rehearse that?
Oh, my God.
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I'm loving this chemistry
between you two,
and I got to say,
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I love this book.
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Oh, thank you, Ray.Thank--
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Spoiler alert.
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A really bold choice
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to not have them go
into the tomb at the end.
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Talk about
what went into this one.
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I mean, this one's
such a special book
for me personally.
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I-- I don't know how to say
how much it means to me
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that Loretta,
word writer extraordinaire,
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has, you know,
named the book after me.
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The Lost City of Dash.
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The Lost City of D.
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Um, but that's not what
the D stands for.
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It's D for "dick," right?No dick, no.
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It's based on the name
of an ancient tribe,
Dapocagihou-dysphem-ica.
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And, um, it was too difficult
for the European colonizers
to pronounce,
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so, in true colonial fashion
they abbreviated it.No one cares about this.
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That's so interesting.
Okay.
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How about we
take some questions
from the audience?
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Right here, handsome!Yes.
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Dash, what's your favorite
romantic moment?Ooh.
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What I would really like
to know is what is Loretta's
favorite romantic moment?
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Ooh, spicy.
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Oh, uh...
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-Well, being a sapiosexual--
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Oh, is that when
they do the snakes
around the...
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No. That's someone
who finds, uh, intellect
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or intelligence,
uh, very sexy, you know.
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Same.
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Really?
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Dash! Rip off your shirt!
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No, no, no.
We're not gonna do that today.
We're here for Loretta's book.
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Do we have questions
for Loretta?
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Uh, yes,
studious-looking young lady?
What would you like to ask me?
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Can you rip off Dash's shirt?
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No, no. We're not gonna
do this again. Sorry.
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Rip it off! Rip it off!
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Rip it off! Rip it off!
Rip it off!
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Of course. Of course, yes.
Can do.
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Is this happening?
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You don't have to do this.Oh, we have to.
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We have to give the people
what they want. Yes, yes.
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We have to give the people
what they want, yes.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
enjoy.
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Because The Lost City of D
is Dash's final adventure.
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If there even
is a next book,
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it will open with Lovemore
receiving the tragic news
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of his untimely death.
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What?
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Shit. I'm sorry.
My smartwatch is stuck.Ow. Hold on.
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I know. Don't pull it.
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It's okay. Just be real still.
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No. That's pulling it.You're pulling it.
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You're gonna rip my wig off.
No, you can't--
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Oh, my!
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Oh, my God.Is he okay?
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God, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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-I'm so sorry.
You're a bad person.
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Stick around
for the costume contest
at- 00 p.m.
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"If there is another book"?
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I'm investing
everything we've got
into this tour, okay?
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I just don't think I have
another Dash and Lovemore
adventure in me.
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How does Dash die?
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Was it the snakes?No.
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Okay, so I have something
that I have to take care of.
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You guys have an interview
in the next suite
in ten minutes.
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So can you please do me a favor
and be grown-ups
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and get yourselves there
on your own?
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Okay. Thank you so much.
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Does he die from
a staph infection?
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It is a staph infection.
I knew it.
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I-I-- All right.
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Look, I get it
if you need a break
or something,
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but you can't
just kill me, okay?Okay.
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I hate that I have to
ask this, but you do know
you're not Dash, right?
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Dash is a character
I made up.
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Dash?
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Loretta, it's this way.No, I think it's this way.
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Can't you see that Dash
means so much to people?
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Means so much to you.Not to me.
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Well, yeah, to me,
but to other people too.
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What about Beth?You know what?
Beth is gonna be fine.
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She's gonna find plenty
fresh, young writers
full of great ideas.
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You can transition gracefully
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into the shirt-on phase
of your modeling career,
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and I can be left alone.
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Everybody is happy.
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No, it's this way.
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Beth says you don't even
leave the house anymore.
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I don't feel like
that's very happy.
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You should be going out in
the world, filling yourself up
on new experiences.
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I'm already filled up.
I'm full. I'm fully satiated.
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Why would you want
to be stuck at home alone
when you could see the world?
239
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:35,927
You could be visiting
ancient Greece.
240
00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:38,930
Okay. How could I visit
ancient Greece?
241
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,070
I get it. Because
you're afraid of flying.
242
00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:44,591
No. Because ancient Greece
is in the past.
243
00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,248
Just like Dash.
244
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:49,561
Okay. You want to know who else
is stuck in the past? You are.
245
00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:52,426
You're so afraid
of life hurting you again
that you've stopped living.
246
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,843
You're like a human mummy.
247
00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:58,363
I didn't, um...
248
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,814
Oh.
249
00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:03,058
Mummies are human.
250
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,310
Stupid-- Oh, crap.
251
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,348
I'm so sorry.
I-I will clean this up.
252
00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:19,937
I am not a litterer,
I-I assure you that.
253
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,526
Do you, um--
Do you think you could, uh,
call a car for me, please?
254
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,149
Thank you. Thank you.
255
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,084
Bring the car around.
256
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:30,637
God, is that
someone's retainer?
257
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,088
I've never said the right thing
one time around her.
258
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,124
I get nervous
because she opens her mouth,
259
00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:39,680
and just an encyclopedia
of beautifulness comes out,
and I just never say--
260
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:41,096
You know
she's trying to kill me?
261
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:43,374
I just need
those tomatoes.
262
00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:45,825
You're right.
No, you're right.
263
00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:47,412
I should apologize.
Thank you, man.
264
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,759
I appreciate that
very, very much.You're welcome.
265
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:02,186
Uh, Loretta Sage. Yeah.
266
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:08,502
Uh--
267
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:11,022
Hiya.
268
00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,610
Uh, I did not order
an UberPool.
269
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:15,682
Someone wants to meet you.
We'll have you right back.
270
00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:16,959
Um...
271
00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:21,722
Loretta!
272
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,345
Loretta! Loretta?
273
00:14:26,244 --> 00:14:28,108
Uh, Loretta?
274
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,800
Did you say "Loretta"?Yeah.
275
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,112
Follow that SUV, man.No.
276
00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:33,976
Come on, please!No, no, no.
277
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,152
I'm not helping
any more handsome strangers.
Fool me once. Mm-mmm.
278
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:40,569
What is this, Taken?
Am I "tooken"?
279
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,088
Am I sold already?
280
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:45,194
Am I--
Am I sold to him?
281
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:48,957
Ow. Stop.Oh, no. Did this feel creepy?
282
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:51,683
I said
don't make it creepy, guys.
283
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,616
I'm so sorry
about the setting.
284
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,309
I just flew in.
I was in a real panic
to meet you.
285
00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:58,483
I didn't have time
to dress the place up much.
286
00:14:58,587 --> 00:15:01,383
I read you love cheese,
so I just got them all.
287
00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:05,559
Are you the one
who's been emailing me
for photos of my feet?
288
00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,527
No. Um--
289
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:11,945
And I promise
what I'm about to show you
is gonna make you very happy.
290
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,913
But first, a little bit
291
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:17,226
about the mysterious rogue
you see before you.
292
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,608
Uh, my name
is Abigail Fairfax.
293
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,645
Abigail?It's a gender-neutral name,
like Leslie or Beverly.
294
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:26,442
Yes, but you're Abigail Fairfax
of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?
295
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:30,584
Didn't you just
take over your company or...
296
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:34,623
No, that was my brother,
actually. That was Leslie.
We're all very proud.
297
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,833
Ah. Yes, I should say so,
at such a young age to--
298
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,869
Some might even say
too young.
299
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,700
But that world
never really interested me.
300
00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:45,392
My passions, as you may know,
301
00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:48,602
lie in the hidden things
in the world,
302
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:51,329
things which defy possession.
303
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:54,470
Um, some might call me
a collector.
304
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:58,267
But there is one obsession
in particular
305
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,476
that has held me captive.
306
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,134
The Crown of Fire
307
00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:05,619
and its cascading
red diamonds.
308
00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:09,382
Is this a... Is this
a hidden-camera thing?
309
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:13,075
So imagine my surprise
when, in your new book,
310
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:16,458
amidst the pages
of coital reverie,
311
00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:17,390
was something...
312
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:19,564
Oh, God....quite magnificent.
313
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,983
I get it. I get it.
I so get it right now.
314
00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:25,398
Oh, my gosh.
315
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,676
I literally thought
you guys kidnapped me.
316
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,265
I mean,
this is marketing, right?
Beth set this up?
317
00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:33,268
This was so good, you guys.
This was amazing.
318
00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:36,616
You, with your gun
and your mustache
319
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:39,688
and your,
"You'd better get in there"
and you know...
320
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,415
Oh, my God.
321
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:46,281
You, with the G.I. Joe
tone-on-tone outfit.
322
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:51,389
Your fictional archaeologist
was making real translations
of a dead language.
323
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:54,392
Mm-hmm.Something nobody else
has been able to do.
324
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:56,912
Well, nobody else
had ever tried.
325
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,845
Is that right?
Am I saying the right thing?
326
00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:00,605
Except you, right?
327
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,676
Except me!
328
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,506
Yes. See, it turns out
329
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:07,923
Loretta Sage
was once a young college girl
doing her dissertation
330
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,891
on the dead language of the D
with her future husband,
331
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:14,102
dreaming
of finding Kalaman's tomb
and the Crown of Fire.
332
00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:17,312
I was sorry to read
you gave up your search
after he died.
333
00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:19,038
But what that means is,
334
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:22,213
you're all I have left.
335
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:25,492
All-All you have left
for... what?
336
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:26,631
Hmm.
337
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,669
Oh.
338
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:31,153
Here we go.
339
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:46,996
What is this?
340
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,793
I believe it is describing
the exact location
of Kalaman's tomb,
341
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:54,349
in which Taha
and her priceless headdress
are buried.
342
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:56,592
Well, if this were authentic,
343
00:17:56,696 --> 00:18:02,046
you would still have to
uncover an entire city
344
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:05,187
that nobody
has been able to find.
345
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:06,947
I found it.
346
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:10,192
On a tiny, forgotten island
in the Atlantic
called Isla Hundida.
347
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:13,851
What I have not been
able to find is Kalaman's
final resting place.
348
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:18,235
This piece of parchment
is the only clue we found
among the ruins.
349
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:21,479
I need someone
who can decipher these symbols.
350
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,654
I need you.
351
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,243
Well...Miss Sage,
352
00:18:26,346 --> 00:18:29,729
surely this isn't how
you want your story to end.
353
00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:32,421
We both had our dreams crushed
by bad luck,
354
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:34,768
or in my case,
an arse-kissing little brother,
355
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:37,978
but this is our chance
to show them all.
356
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,670
Come with me...
to the island.
357
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:44,916
Translate these symbols
and help me find
the Crown of Fire.
358
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,643
You can name your price.
359
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:53,097
I must respectfully decline.
360
00:18:57,964 --> 00:18:59,172
Well...
361
00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:02,762
I can't say
I'm not disappointed.
362
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:06,145
But I understand
how you feel.
363
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,253
Will you at least let us
give you a ride?
364
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:15,637
Oh, no, thank you.
I'll call for my own car,
and I'll just...
365
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:40,972
I don't feel like
you're listening to me.
This is urgent, and we--
366
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:44,010
Okay, so the police are saying
that they put out an APB...
367
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,770
APB....on an SUV,
368
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,117
and there's
this 24-hour rule...Why is there a rule?
369
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,637
...and they won't
do anything until...What about the FBI or the CIA?
370
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,708
-They said to call the police.
-I'm sure Loretta's fine.
371
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:55,401
When I was in college,
my friend Nicki went missing.
372
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:57,126
Everyone was, like,
freaking out.
373
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,577
But then she was just
in her car.
374
00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:02,856
She was dead, but we found her.
She wasn't gone.
375
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,309
Um, what about...
Maybe we could get a PI
376
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,932
or, like, you know,
private security or--
377
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:11,934
What about an extraction team,
like the movie?
378
00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:14,523
Yes! But who does that?
The ex-military, right?
379
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,216
Oh, yeah. I think
I actually have somebody
that could help us.
380
00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:20,288
-Oh.
-I did this meditation retreat,
381
00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:22,462
and there was this
trainer guy there.
382
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:24,084
You should
see this guy meditate.
383
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,603
But he's ex-Navy SEAL.
384
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:29,504
He-- He's a special ops trainer.
What was his name?
385
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:31,333
Yeah. Jack Trainer.
386
00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:33,059
So he's a trainer
named Jack Trainer?
387
00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:35,337
That's how I have
everybody in my phone.
See, "Janice Mom."
388
00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:36,890
"Larry Doorknob."
"Stacy Butt Stuff."
389
00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:39,686
Look, this is
what this guy does.
He finds people.
390
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,068
If there's anybody
that can help us, it's him.
391
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:51,526
Jack Trainer.Oh, so his name
is actually Jack Trainer.
392
00:20:51,629 --> 00:20:55,530
Hi, uh, this is Alan
from "Touching Your Inner Self."
393
00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:58,843
The meditation retreat?
394
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:03,641
Anyway, uh, okay.
Our friend Loretta
has been kidnapped,
395
00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:05,194
and no one's helping us.
396
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,782
How long she been missing?
397
00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:08,128
Maybe two hours now.
398
00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:09,544
Who is that?
399
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:13,686
Um, this is B--
This is Beth. I'm Beth.
400
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:16,205
And Allison
is on too, sir.
401
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,518
Did she have any
Wi-Fi-enabled devices?
402
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,521
-She's got her phone, right?
-No, I have her phone.
403
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,248
Oh! She has a smartwatch.
It ripped my wig off.
404
00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:27,286
What was that scenario?
Never mind. Open the phone.
405
00:21:27,389 --> 00:21:28,942
Go to the smartwatch app.All right.
406
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:31,359
Then hit "Find My Smartwatch."
407
00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:34,396
Oh, my... That is so good.
That's why we called.
408
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,950
"Anticipate the difficult
by managing the easy."
409
00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:40,747
Is that Oprah or Deepak? Laozi fromTao-te Ching.
410
00:21:40,851 --> 00:21:42,059
Oh, my God.
411
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:43,854
It's in the Atlantic.
412
00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:46,305
She's on a plane?
How can you tell that?
413
00:21:46,408 --> 00:21:48,583
'Cause she can't swim
that fast.
414
00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:50,136
Doesn't sound like
a ransom scenario.
415
00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:52,863
My guess is blood sport,
Hunger Games type situation.
416
00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:55,797
Possibly some coke-fueled
dark web scavenger hunt.
417
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,937
Real clown shit.
We'll have to move fast.
418
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,974
-How do we pay you?
-Cryptocurrency. Cash App.
419
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:04,564
I'll have her back
within 48 hours
or your next rescue is free.
420
00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,152
How many people
need a next rescue?
421
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,774
More than you'd think.
422
00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:09,707
-I'm gonna need that phone.
-I'll bring it to you.
423
00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:12,572
Let me know where she lands.
I'll meet you there, Alan.
424
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,623
Hello.
425
00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:34,353
Where am I?
426
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:36,458
Um, you're on my plane.
427
00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:37,770
It's nice, isn't it? Hmm?
428
00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:39,703
The seats are made of
mama llama leather.
429
00:22:39,806 --> 00:22:42,913
Well, I'm getting off
your plane.
430
00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:44,397
Unchain me!
431
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:46,054
That's your seat belt.
432
00:22:46,641 --> 00:22:48,505
Did you chloroform me?
433
00:22:48,608 --> 00:22:50,817
People actually do that?
434
00:22:53,199 --> 00:22:55,857
Well, you know,
it's a classic for a reason.
435
00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:57,790
My body feels drunk.
436
00:22:57,893 --> 00:22:59,792
It'll wear off in a bit.
I am sorry.
437
00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:02,311
I just couldn't wait around
for you to change your mind.
438
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,866
Stop playing jelly.Time is not on our side.
439
00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:07,696
You see, the volcano
we're excavating around
440
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,767
has developed
a bad case of indigestion.
441
00:23:09,871 --> 00:23:11,735
I'm rather worried
that when it blows,
442
00:23:11,838 --> 00:23:13,909
everything that's left
of the Lost City
will be destroyed.
443
00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:15,911
Oh, my God.
My legs don't work.
444
00:23:16,015 --> 00:23:21,434
So, this is our last chance
to find both the tomb
and the crown.
445
00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:23,574
Oh, God. Oh!
446
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:25,956
Don't worry.
That's just our final descent.
447
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:32,065
But it is the beginning
of the greatest adventure
of your life.
448
00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:42,757
Welcome to the Lost City.
449
00:24:52,387 --> 00:24:53,802
How did you find it?
450
00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:56,046
So, the city was built
on a lava dome.
451
00:24:56,149 --> 00:24:58,842
As the volcano became active,
the dome filled with lava,
452
00:24:58,945 --> 00:25:01,569
and sunken things
rose to the surface.
453
00:25:01,672 --> 00:25:03,571
The D exposed itself.
454
00:25:03,674 --> 00:25:06,712
-The entire city?
-No, no. Just the tip.
455
00:25:06,815 --> 00:25:10,025
As soon as I heard rumors
of the ruins, I flew over
and bought the place.
456
00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:13,408
The site?No. The island.
The southern half.
457
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,859
I got a good deal
'cause this is where
the lava flows.
458
00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:18,206
We've been excavating
for a year now.
459
00:25:19,276 --> 00:25:21,830
One doesn't kidnap
a romance novelist
on day one.
460
00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:23,970
Ah, yes, as the saying goes.
461
00:25:24,074 --> 00:25:27,077
Rafi doesn't like it.
Do you, Rafi?
462
00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:30,356
He says
we're disrespecting
his heritage.
463
00:25:30,459 --> 00:25:33,704
But not a lot of other
job options on the island,
are there, Rafi?
464
00:25:33,808 --> 00:25:35,879
Beggars can't be choosers.
465
00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:47,546
No more charcuterie,
I take it.
466
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,755
Mmm. Please.
I'm not a monster.
467
00:25:49,858 --> 00:25:51,688
Whatever you need, just shout.
468
00:25:53,206 --> 00:25:58,073
Uh, leave one hand free.
She has some translating to do.
469
00:25:59,281 --> 00:26:00,524
And then what?
470
00:26:00,628 --> 00:26:03,147
Loretta, I really wish
you would try and see
471
00:26:03,251 --> 00:26:05,391
what an exciting opportunity
this is for us.
472
00:26:05,494 --> 00:26:09,395
I believe this text describes
the exact location of the tomb.
473
00:26:09,498 --> 00:26:12,018
It's a logographic system.
474
00:26:12,778 --> 00:26:15,366
Like cuneiform or hieroglyphics.
475
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:19,267
Now, if you have other documents
that possibly I can compare--
476
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:20,648
Yeah, no luck there.
477
00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:23,547
We found some scratching
at a nearby waterfall,
478
00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:24,548
but it was useless.
479
00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,205
Just pictures of women.
480
00:26:26,308 --> 00:26:30,899
Look, I, too, wish
your dear old dead
archaeologist husband
481
00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:33,730
was here to help,
but he's not, so,
482
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,940
time to shine, Loretta,
sex-book writer.
483
00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:40,081
They will come for me.
484
00:26:40,668 --> 00:26:42,393
Who, exactly?
485
00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:44,223
Your-- Your many cats?
486
00:26:44,326 --> 00:26:46,121
Oh, I don't have cats.
487
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:48,537
Somehow even more sad.
488
00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,610
I have a hamster, asshole!
489
00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:53,370
You have a hamster's asshole?
490
00:26:53,473 --> 00:26:57,236
No, there was a--
there was a comma between--
Forget it.
491
00:26:57,339 --> 00:27:00,757
I bet your brother never had
to kidnap anyone!
492
00:27:32,478 --> 00:27:35,757
♪ From the dusty mesa♪
493
00:27:35,861 --> 00:27:40,175
♪ Her looming shadow grows♪
494
00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:43,662
♪ Hidden in the branches♪
495
00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:47,838
♪ Of the poison creosote♪
496
00:27:51,497 --> 00:27:53,085
Good to see you, man.
497
00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:54,811
Phone.Right.
498
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,927
What?
499
00:28:08,031 --> 00:28:10,619
Yeah, I was thinking
that I could, you know,
500
00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,311
maybe just sort of
come with you.
501
00:28:12,414 --> 00:28:14,175
Why?To help.
502
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:18,420
I know CPR.
I know some light karate.
CrossFit certified.
503
00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:20,043
Okay, okay, listen, listen!
504
00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,597
I just-- It's my fault.
505
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,806
Not the kidnapping
and stuff,
506
00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:27,982
but, like, I said
some really mean stuff to her,
and I regret it,
507
00:28:28,085 --> 00:28:29,708
and I just need
to take it back.
508
00:28:29,811 --> 00:28:31,192
I called her a human mummy.
509
00:28:32,538 --> 00:28:33,953
Mummies are human.
510
00:28:34,609 --> 00:28:37,025
I'm aware of that now, yes.
511
00:28:37,129 --> 00:28:40,166
That is true.
512
00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:41,271
Please.
513
00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:45,240
All right, Alan,
I can't be responsible
for you.
514
00:28:46,207 --> 00:28:47,208
Okay. Yeah.
515
00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:50,280
I need you
to stay in the car.Yeah.
516
00:28:50,383 --> 00:28:52,489
In the car.In the car.
517
00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:55,043
The whole time.The whole time?
518
00:28:55,147 --> 00:28:56,389
Whole time.
519
00:28:56,493 --> 00:28:57,736
Mm-hmm.
520
00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:00,773
Yes!
521
00:29:07,711 --> 00:29:09,057
This is me.
522
00:29:09,955 --> 00:29:12,233
Really? Is this what
the SEAL teams use?
523
00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:14,994
"Only a fool chooses a horse
by its color."
524
00:29:15,098 --> 00:29:17,894
Right, right.
The Tao-te Ching?
525
00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:21,138
No, it was on the sign
back there at the rental place.
526
00:29:29,664 --> 00:29:30,872
Thank you.
527
00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:41,262
♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me♪
528
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:44,368
♪ I was one among many♪
529
00:29:44,472 --> 00:29:47,924
♪ Or at least I seemed to be♪
530
00:29:48,027 --> 00:29:54,862
♪ Well, I read an old quotation
In a book just yesterday♪
531
00:29:54,965 --> 00:29:57,899
♪ Said
"Gonna reap just what you sow♪
532
00:29:58,003 --> 00:30:01,213
♪ The debts you make
You have to pay"♪
533
00:30:01,316 --> 00:30:03,042
♪ Can you get to that?♪
534
00:30:03,698 --> 00:30:05,148
What? What?
535
00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:09,393
I was hoping to invite you
to breakfast,
536
00:30:09,497 --> 00:30:12,155
but it looks like
you still have work to do.
537
00:30:13,121 --> 00:30:14,882
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
538
00:30:14,985 --> 00:30:16,504
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
539
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,609
I believe this says
540
00:30:18,713 --> 00:30:20,715
"rest" or "resting."
541
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,718
So it would be,
"Kalaman and his treasure..."
542
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:28,309
And then
there are some missing pieces,
and then "rest," "resting,"
543
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:31,830
and something about
"tears," so...
544
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:34,625
Resting where?
545
00:30:34,729 --> 00:30:35,937
Hmm? Oh!
546
00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:38,802
Didn't say.
It doesn't say.
547
00:30:40,148 --> 00:30:43,151
Miss Sage,
I need you to do better.
548
00:30:43,255 --> 00:30:46,706
Then next time
maybe don't kidnap
a romance novelist, hmm?
549
00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:49,019
My God,
this shouldn't be this hard!
550
00:30:49,123 --> 00:30:51,056
It is not some pauper's grave
we're looking for.
551
00:30:51,159 --> 00:30:53,437
It is a monument to a great man!
552
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,474
King Kalaman was ambitious,
he was powerful,
553
00:30:55,577 --> 00:30:58,028
he was the first man
to build a city
in the Atlantic.
554
00:30:58,132 --> 00:31:00,789
The eyes of his subjects
would have turned to him.
555
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:04,138
He would have had a pyramid,
a ziggurat, a tower
556
00:31:04,241 --> 00:31:06,209
to hold his Crown of Fire.
557
00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:09,212
All I need to know
is where it is.
558
00:31:09,315 --> 00:31:12,560
I don't know if you recall,
but you only said translate it.
559
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,803
I-I translated it.
560
00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:17,185
Translate it again.
561
00:31:22,811 --> 00:31:25,849
One day, we're gonna
laugh about this.
562
00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:28,093
Such an adventure
we're having.
563
00:31:31,199 --> 00:31:35,548
I should go with you,
just for backup and awesomeness.
564
00:31:36,515 --> 00:31:38,172
This is pretty awesome.
565
00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:40,933
You got nature, the radio.
566
00:31:42,072 --> 00:31:45,696
Yeah, you're right,
but it's very, very important
to me
567
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,664
that she knows
that I came to rescue her.
568
00:31:47,767 --> 00:31:49,459
Why?
Do you like this woman?
569
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,669
No, I just brought snacks
and stuff.
570
00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:54,947
And she gets a little grumpy
when she's hungry.
571
00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:58,468
Blood pressure drops.
And I get that because I'm
a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.
572
00:31:58,571 --> 00:32:01,367
Do you keto, by the way?
You look like you keto.
573
00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:03,162
No.No. Yeah.
574
00:32:03,266 --> 00:32:04,992
You don't need it.
575
00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:06,579
What is it?
576
00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:10,273
I just want her to think of me
as more than a cover model.
577
00:32:10,376 --> 00:32:14,622
But, Alan,
you are so much more.
You're my lookout.
578
00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:18,074
Okay, can I at least do the part
where I put her in the car
579
00:32:18,177 --> 00:32:21,905
and I just go,
"Shh. You're safe now"?
580
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,977
Sure, champ.
She'll love that.
581
00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:26,945
Oh, you're just going?
Going to start?
582
00:32:27,048 --> 00:32:29,464
You're starting
the mission now? Okay.
583
00:32:53,661 --> 00:32:55,870
Oh!
584
00:33:04,913 --> 00:33:06,398
Go to sleep.
585
00:33:06,501 --> 00:33:08,158
♪ Take a little walk
To the edge of town♪
586
00:33:08,262 --> 00:33:10,989
♪ And go across the tracks♪
587
00:33:12,335 --> 00:33:16,442
♪ Where the viaduct looms
Like a bird of doom♪
588
00:33:16,546 --> 00:33:20,653
♪ As it shifts and cracks♪
589
00:33:20,757 --> 00:33:26,521
♪ Where secrets lie
In the border fires
In the humming wires♪
590
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:29,766
♪ Hey, man, you know
You're never coming back♪
591
00:33:29,869 --> 00:33:32,079
♪ Past the square
Past the bridge♪
592
00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:35,116
♪ Past the mills
Past the stacks♪
593
00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:36,359
Alan.What?
594
00:33:36,462 --> 00:33:38,223
This is a breach of trust, Alan.
595
00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:39,879
I can help. Let me help.
596
00:33:39,983 --> 00:33:43,159
♪ A tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat♪
597
00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:45,920
Stay close. Stay alive.
598
00:33:50,787 --> 00:33:52,030
Hey.
599
00:33:54,446 --> 00:33:56,862
♪ He'll wrap you in his arms♪
600
00:33:56,965 --> 00:33:58,484
Go to sleep.
601
00:33:58,588 --> 00:34:00,762
♪ Tell you that you've
Been a good boy♪
602
00:34:00,866 --> 00:34:04,973
I got his head.
What do I do with his head?
I'm just gonna set him down.
603
00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,326
No.
604
00:34:12,912 --> 00:34:14,086
Hey, hey, no!
605
00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:15,398
No, no, no!
606
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,747
♪ There won't be a single thing
That you can do♪
607
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,853
♪ He's a god, he's a man
He's a ghost, he's a guru♪
608
00:34:22,957 --> 00:34:24,786
Ooh, yeah! Ooh.
609
00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:25,856
Ow.
610
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,513
Teamwork, yeah!
611
00:34:27,617 --> 00:34:30,896
Great effort, Alan, but that man
was already unconscious.
612
00:34:30,999 --> 00:34:32,691
I was already wound up.
613
00:34:33,623 --> 00:34:36,384
Just don't do it
when I'm...
614
00:34:39,456 --> 00:34:40,733
Hi.
615
00:34:42,977 --> 00:34:44,703
-Oh!
616
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,602
On your seven!
617
00:34:52,538 --> 00:34:53,608
Oh!
618
00:34:58,406 --> 00:35:00,339
Trainer, he's not asleep!
619
00:35:00,443 --> 00:35:02,617
Stay-- Stay down. Stay down.
620
00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:07,795
-You're doing great.
-Thanks.
621
00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:09,417
Where you going?
622
00:35:09,521 --> 00:35:12,282
♪ Through the ghettos
And the barrio♪
623
00:35:12,386 --> 00:35:14,905
♪ And the Bowery and the slums♪What?
624
00:35:17,563 --> 00:35:19,047
Loretta Sage?
625
00:35:19,531 --> 00:35:20,325
Yes.
626
00:35:20,428 --> 00:35:22,292
I'm getting you out of here.
627
00:35:23,328 --> 00:35:26,365
Why are you so handsome?My dad was a weatherman.
628
00:35:28,574 --> 00:35:29,403
A-Alan?
629
00:35:29,506 --> 00:35:31,543
Yeah.What are you doing here?
630
00:35:31,646 --> 00:35:34,442
-Uh, irregardless,
I'm here to save you.
-That's not...
631
00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:36,789
-I think he meant "regardless."
-Yes.
632
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:42,174
Ooh, uh, does she need
saving in there, Trainer?
I think she's fine there.
633
00:35:42,278 --> 00:35:45,453
No, no, leave it.
Don't take their stuff.
They'll come after us.
634
00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:49,664
Alan, why do you
keep doing that?
635
00:35:49,768 --> 00:35:51,735
Why do you keep doing that?
I had that one.
636
00:35:51,839 --> 00:35:54,359
It's just getting mean now.
It's unnecessary.
637
00:35:54,462 --> 00:35:56,223
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to get one in.
638
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:59,398
-Excuse me. Would it be possible
to remove me from the chair?
-No time.
639
00:35:59,502 --> 00:36:01,918
-No time?
There's been so much chitchat.
640
00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,333
We should definitely go.
641
00:36:03,437 --> 00:36:05,059
Let's go! Let's go!
642
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,131
♪ We're running with
The shadows of the night♪
643
00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:12,411
♪ So, baby, take my hand
It'll be all right♪
644
00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:16,519
♪ They'll come true in the end♪
645
00:36:30,912 --> 00:36:32,051
Why are things exploding?
646
00:36:39,714 --> 00:36:40,750
I got--
647
00:36:42,407 --> 00:36:43,615
Okay.
648
00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:45,789
Shh...
649
00:36:45,893 --> 00:36:47,791
Shh. You're safe now.
650
00:36:47,895 --> 00:36:49,034
You're...
651
00:36:49,137 --> 00:36:51,278
How-- How are you so calm?
652
00:36:51,381 --> 00:36:53,866
That was my--
That was my line.Here.
653
00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:57,905
What?Is that Reiki?
654
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,459
Are you healing me?I think so.
655
00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:03,773
-Ah.
-As Laozi says,
"To the mind that is still..."
656
00:37:03,876 --> 00:37:06,776
"...the whole universe
surrenders."Hey, yeah, I know some--
657
00:37:06,879 --> 00:37:09,675
I know some, um, quotes
that could be good
for this moment.
658
00:37:09,779 --> 00:37:11,505
In omnia paratus.
659
00:37:12,402 --> 00:37:14,266
"Ready for anything."
660
00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:17,027
Maybe we shouldn't
be just staring lovingly
into each other's eyes
661
00:37:17,131 --> 00:37:20,583
like you're gonna fall in love
like I'm not here.
662
00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:22,101
Who are you?
663
00:37:22,205 --> 00:37:24,932
Just a guy
trying to do his job.
664
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,831
And right now, that job
is to get this lovely lady--
665
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,178
Oh! Oh.
666
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,180
Oh, God. Okay.
667
00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:35,563
-No. What is happening?
668
00:37:39,015 --> 00:37:40,982
Okay. What do we do?
669
00:37:41,086 --> 00:37:43,191
We need to do-- I can't see.
670
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:44,710
I don't like it!
671
00:37:44,814 --> 00:37:46,298
Here. Here!
672
00:37:46,402 --> 00:37:48,852
-Why would you throw a gun?
-Seriously?
673
00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:53,063
Get me out of the chair.I can't. We don't have time.
674
00:37:56,619 --> 00:37:58,690
Gotta squeeze!
You got to do a Kegel
or something!
675
00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:01,175
-Kegel it!
-What do you think a Kegel is?
676
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,660
I'm not in it, not in!
Still not in!
677
00:38:03,764 --> 00:38:06,145
-You got to go in more.
-Stop. Stop. Stop it!
678
00:38:06,249 --> 00:38:08,251
Oh, oh, oh!
679
00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:11,875
Oh, God. Get in the car,
get in the car!
Start the car! Start the car!
680
00:38:11,979 --> 00:38:13,256
-Go, go.
-Move your leg.
681
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,672
Which one?Both of them! Move them!
682
00:38:19,435 --> 00:38:21,402
Forward, forward!Okay. Okay.
683
00:38:21,506 --> 00:38:25,820
-I'm going! I'm going! Okay!
-Drive!
684
00:38:26,959 --> 00:38:30,584
Shh. You're safe now. Shh.
685
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,621
Ow.
686
00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:35,865
Shh. You're safe now.No, I'm not. Not safe.
687
00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:37,729
Oh, no, am I bleeding?
688
00:38:37,832 --> 00:38:40,835
-I don't think that's yours.
-Oh, no, that's a lot of blood.
689
00:38:42,147 --> 00:38:43,976
Cheese and rice!
690
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,564
Are those his brains?What?
691
00:38:45,668 --> 00:38:47,635
I think his brains
are on my face!
692
00:38:47,739 --> 00:38:51,363
Definitely his brains
are in my mouth.
I can taste his thoughts!
693
00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:52,675
Focus on the road.
694
00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:54,918
He just liked
training people. Trainer.
695
00:38:55,022 --> 00:38:57,887
-What are you talking about?
-He loved me.
696
00:38:57,990 --> 00:39:00,579
Can you just scooch the car
over to the left?
697
00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:04,411
Get it off. Get it off.Oh, God.
698
00:39:04,514 --> 00:39:05,791
Watch out!
699
00:39:10,002 --> 00:39:12,902
Oh! Oh! Oh!
700
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:16,906
Oh, did you see...
701
00:39:19,874 --> 00:39:20,910
No.
702
00:39:26,329 --> 00:39:27,641
Oh.
703
00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:31,403
Oh, no. Oh, no.
704
00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:33,440
Oh, no.
705
00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:43,415
Oh, no.
706
00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:49,594
Oh, holy Christmas.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
707
00:39:49,697 --> 00:39:51,768
Do you think you could
get me out of here?
708
00:39:51,872 --> 00:39:53,425
Yeah. Okay.
709
00:39:53,529 --> 00:39:56,428
You just flew out of the car.I did. I did, indeed.
710
00:39:56,532 --> 00:39:57,981
Okay. I got you.
I got you.
711
00:39:58,085 --> 00:40:00,536
Can you get me out of the chair?
Get me out of the chair.
712
00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:02,469
You're right.
You're right. You're right.
713
00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:05,644
Is that--
Is that a nail filer?Yeah.
714
00:40:05,748 --> 00:40:07,232
Can you just rip it?It's working.
715
00:40:07,335 --> 00:40:09,130
And maybe next time
I toss a gun at you,
716
00:40:09,234 --> 00:40:11,132
you can catch it
instead of ducking.
717
00:40:11,236 --> 00:40:14,446
How about the next time
you toss a gun at me,
you say, "Hey, Alan, catch"?
718
00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:16,414
Then maybe do that
before you throw it?
719
00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:18,623
Well, "here"
is a synonym for "catch."
720
00:40:18,726 --> 00:40:20,245
No, "here" is not a cinnamon
for "catch."
721
00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:22,420
In a colloquial kind of way,
yes, it is.
722
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:24,629
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a sweatshirt.
723
00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:26,734
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a pen.
724
00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:29,910
How 'bout just,
"Hey! Catch! Gun!"
725
00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:33,016
Anything that you want
to throw, I'll catch it
because you said, "Catch."
726
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,880
And I'll catch it
because you said it.
727
00:40:34,984 --> 00:40:37,400
That is also an option,
and then we would have a gun
with us.
728
00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:38,608
That's a thing.
729
00:40:38,712 --> 00:40:40,990
Be careful.Okay, we need to call--
730
00:40:41,093 --> 00:40:42,750
Be careful.
731
00:40:42,854 --> 00:40:45,373
We need to call for help,
get to the airport
and get out of here.
732
00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:47,479
And I am driving.Okay.
733
00:40:49,688 --> 00:40:52,553
Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh!
734
00:41:02,287 --> 00:41:04,669
Okay, call for--
call for help.
735
00:41:04,772 --> 00:41:06,567
Where's your phone?
736
00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:10,985
Okay.
737
00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:17,440
-Tell me you caught them.
-I tagged the blond one.
738
00:41:19,097 --> 00:41:21,927
Oh, Loretta.
739
00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:24,102
What are you thinking?
740
00:41:24,205 --> 00:41:27,312
You might've killed one of them,
but his partner's
still with her.
741
00:41:27,415 --> 00:41:31,074
And he is clearly skilled,
highly trained
742
00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:33,732
and very dangerous.
743
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:47,608
So, Miss Sage said
she was gonna leave the event,
744
00:41:47,712 --> 00:41:52,371
then got in a car
and left the event?
745
00:41:52,475 --> 00:41:55,167
-Did you try calling her?
-She doesn't have her phone.
746
00:41:55,271 --> 00:41:56,686
Stolen phone.Didn't say that.
747
00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:58,550
Where's my magnifier?
748
00:41:58,654 --> 00:42:00,656
Listen, can you please
help with Nana?
749
00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:03,141
I don't want her
hearing about Loretta
'cause it's going to upset her.
750
00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:06,316
-What about Loretta?
-Nothing, Nana.
She just went on a trip.
751
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,697
Yeah.
752
00:42:07,801 --> 00:42:10,251
That girl needed
to get out of the house.
753
00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:14,532
So, this is the thing.
Loretta's phone is not stolen.
I took it.
754
00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:19,088
I gave it to Alan.
Alan then gave it to
the trainer, uh, Jack Trainer.
755
00:42:19,191 --> 00:42:21,469
And that is how we found
her wearable.
756
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,264
And who's Alan?Dash.
757
00:42:23,368 --> 00:42:26,198
-What's that?
-He's the hero
in all of her books.
758
00:42:26,302 --> 00:42:29,339
-Nana. Hey, slut.
-Mm-mmm.
759
00:42:29,443 --> 00:42:32,377
Let's go in the other room
and talk about whichever war
you lived through.
760
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,622
Okay. Come on, it'll be fun.
I'm sorry. It'll be fun.
761
00:42:35,725 --> 00:42:37,658
Listen,
Loretta Sage is missing.
762
00:42:37,762 --> 00:42:39,971
When I looked at her smartwatch,
it said that she had flown
763
00:42:40,074 --> 00:42:41,731
to some island
I've never even heard about.
764
00:42:41,835 --> 00:42:43,561
That means y'all need
to do something about this.
765
00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:46,046
And if you can't, I will,
and that won't look good
for you.
766
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:48,876
Pretty sure that's
outside our jurisdiction.
767
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:52,017
-You'd have to call the Feds.
-Okay.
768
00:42:52,121 --> 00:42:54,502
And if you do go to the Feds,
put in a good word for me.
769
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:56,988
For me.For us.
770
00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,133
Oh, oh.
771
00:43:11,174 --> 00:43:13,418
What are you gonna do,
put the car back together?
772
00:43:13,521 --> 00:43:15,731
Well... we could--
773
00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:34,335
Where did you say the phone was?Passenger glove.
774
00:43:34,439 --> 00:43:36,199
What?Passenger glove compartment.
775
00:43:36,303 --> 00:43:37,545
Goodness.
776
00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:40,169
Oh, my God.
777
00:43:40,272 --> 00:43:42,516
Oh, my God. No phone, no car.
We're so gonna die out--
778
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,345
Here.What is this?
779
00:43:44,449 --> 00:43:46,106
Boots for the jungle.
780
00:43:46,969 --> 00:43:48,798
It's not exactly
hiking boots, but...
781
00:43:48,902 --> 00:43:51,559
I figured your feet
would be killing you after
wearing heels for this long.
782
00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:54,010
It was the best we could do.
They're Allison's. Sorry.
783
00:43:54,804 --> 00:43:56,875
Oh. Okay, well, thank you.
784
00:43:56,979 --> 00:43:58,774
Here, oh, I got you cheese.
785
00:43:58,877 --> 00:44:00,672
Oh, my God.You got to stay hydrated.
786
00:44:00,776 --> 00:44:02,743
Thank you so much.They didn't have
glass bottles,
787
00:44:02,847 --> 00:44:04,849
so we'll definitely
hold onto it and recycle.
788
00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:12,132
Okay, so what we need to do
is find a phone, we need
to call the authorities,
789
00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:15,135
and we need to wait here
until somebody comes
and rescues us.
790
00:44:15,238 --> 00:44:18,759
Uh... This...
This is the rescue.
791
00:44:18,863 --> 00:44:20,140
No one else is coming.
792
00:44:20,243 --> 00:44:22,211
I'm sorry?I'm the rescue.
793
00:44:22,314 --> 00:44:25,248
It was originally just
gonna be me, then I was like,
Trainer should come.
794
00:44:25,352 --> 00:44:27,078
Oh, Trainer. Rest in peace.
795
00:44:27,181 --> 00:44:31,427
So, our best bet
is to get to the airport.
See this road right here?
796
00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:34,223
From this area,
just take a shortcut
through the jungle to the road.
797
00:44:34,326 --> 00:44:36,225
Did you just say "shortcut
through the jungle"?
798
00:44:36,328 --> 00:44:37,847
Yeah.Okay, do you see us?
799
00:44:37,951 --> 00:44:40,470
Uh-huh.You are not Dash,
and I'm not Lovemore. Okay?
800
00:44:40,574 --> 00:44:41,989
I'm Loretta, and you are Alan.
801
00:44:42,093 --> 00:44:44,405
And jungles
eat people like us, okay?Eat people.
802
00:44:44,509 --> 00:44:47,823
And I don't want to mess up
the jumpsuit. It's on loan.
So we're gonna stay put.
803
00:44:47,926 --> 00:44:49,859
We're not just gonna
stand around here, okay?
804
00:44:49,963 --> 00:44:51,343
We're gonna go
through the jungle,
805
00:44:51,447 --> 00:44:53,552
we're gonna go to the airport
and find a phone,
806
00:44:53,656 --> 00:44:56,659
-so you can have your cake
and get what you want.
-"And eat it too"?
807
00:44:56,763 --> 00:44:59,213
If that's what you want to do
with your cake, fine. Let's go.
808
00:44:59,317 --> 00:45:01,250
-That's the only thing you do
with cake.
-Not mine.
809
00:45:01,353 --> 00:45:03,804
I don't know
what your people do,
but my people eat it.
810
00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:06,117
You could give it
to someone as a gift.
811
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:08,429
Those people
are still going to eat the cake.
812
00:45:08,533 --> 00:45:10,086
Everybody eats cake.
813
00:45:10,190 --> 00:45:12,019
What about the kind
people jump out of?
814
00:45:12,123 --> 00:45:15,057
They don't eat it,
when they're in it.Oh, my God.
815
00:45:41,359 --> 00:45:42,947
What did they
kidnap you for anyhow?
816
00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:44,914
Is it some weird sex stuff
like Taken?
817
00:45:45,018 --> 00:45:46,571
Oh, my God, thank you.
818
00:45:46,674 --> 00:45:49,401
I thought so too,
but the guy's one
of the Fairfaxes.
819
00:45:49,505 --> 00:45:51,334
Beverly?No, the older one.
820
00:45:51,438 --> 00:45:54,890
The really odd one
that had the vlog
on finding Montezuma's treasure.
821
00:45:54,993 --> 00:45:57,409
The dude that was on the news
for trying to raise the Titanic?
822
00:45:57,513 --> 00:45:59,308
Yes, he's looking for
the Crown of Fire.
823
00:45:59,411 --> 00:46:03,381
Wait a minute. Like the actual
Crown of Fire? Like the one...
824
00:46:03,484 --> 00:46:06,833
So those ruins were--They were
the Lost City of D, yes.
825
00:46:06,936 --> 00:46:09,249
What?
Are you kidding me right now?Shh.
826
00:46:09,352 --> 00:46:10,802
This is like your book.
827
00:46:10,906 --> 00:46:13,736
So we're basically
on a Lovemore and Dash adventure
right now?
828
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,842
What is that?
829
00:46:15,945 --> 00:46:18,430
What if Fairfax
actually finds the crown?
830
00:46:18,534 --> 00:46:19,915
He won't. He won't.
831
00:46:22,089 --> 00:46:23,194
Where do we go?Uh...
832
00:46:23,297 --> 00:46:25,265
Oh, oh, oh.
833
00:46:28,337 --> 00:46:30,477
Okay, uh, we need
to get in the water.
834
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,686
W-What?We need to go by river.
835
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,619
No, no,
I don't really do water.
836
00:46:34,722 --> 00:46:37,070
What do you mean, "do water"?
I'm not asking you
to procreate with it.
837
00:46:37,173 --> 00:46:39,624
Uh, my body and water
don't really go together.
838
00:46:39,727 --> 00:46:42,075
How do you feel about dying?
Oh, God.
839
00:46:42,178 --> 00:46:44,042
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're okay. You're okay.
840
00:46:44,146 --> 00:46:46,976
I got you. Fine.I can swim. I can swim.
Thank you very much.
841
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,151
Where are you going?I'm crossing.
842
00:46:49,254 --> 00:46:51,222
No, we have to stay
in the water.
843
00:46:51,325 --> 00:46:53,776
I researched
aquatic counter-tracking
for my book, A Year in the Bush.
844
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,882
They'll lose our tracks
in the water.
845
00:46:55,985 --> 00:46:58,781
Why is it warm here?
Wait, are you peeing?
846
00:46:58,885 --> 00:47:00,887
Just go around it.
847
00:47:29,674 --> 00:47:31,193
Okay, I think...
848
00:47:31,296 --> 00:47:33,195
I think
we lost them, right?
849
00:47:33,298 --> 00:47:36,301
Yeah. That wasn't so bad.
Yeah.
850
00:47:36,405 --> 00:47:38,062
Okay, uh...
851
00:47:38,165 --> 00:47:40,581
Don't panic.What do you mean, don't panic?
852
00:47:40,685 --> 00:47:41,893
-Just don't panic.
-No.
853
00:47:41,997 --> 00:47:43,757
Stop saying "panic."
I'm panicking now.
854
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,724
You have something
on your back.
855
00:47:47,243 --> 00:47:48,037
No!
856
00:47:48,141 --> 00:47:49,625
Stop screaming.What is that?
857
00:47:49,728 --> 00:47:50,971
What is that?Stop screaming.
858
00:47:51,075 --> 00:47:52,524
Do you have any on you?No. No.
859
00:47:52,628 --> 00:47:54,078
Why don't you have any
on you?
860
00:47:54,181 --> 00:47:55,976
Maybe the jumpsuit
scared them off.
I don't know.
861
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,598
Get 'em off.Oh, my God.
862
00:47:57,702 --> 00:48:00,222
Okay. No, I can't touch
those blood-gorged mucous sacks.
863
00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:01,775
Can you fling it?Right now.
864
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,259
Get it.Just pick it
and fling it.
865
00:48:03,363 --> 00:48:05,261
Just pick it and fling it.You pick it and fling it!
866
00:48:05,365 --> 00:48:07,436
Can you spin it off?Please, get it off.
867
00:48:07,539 --> 00:48:09,576
I don't like touching it.
I'm feeling faint.
868
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:12,786
They're sucking my soul out.Okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop.
869
00:48:14,443 --> 00:48:16,686
Don't make that sound.
870
00:48:20,276 --> 00:48:21,760
How many of them are there?
871
00:48:21,864 --> 00:48:23,383
Oh, there's not many.
872
00:48:23,486 --> 00:48:25,488
It feels like there's so many.What are you--
873
00:48:25,592 --> 00:48:26,904
I feel so many.Oh!
874
00:48:27,007 --> 00:48:29,561
Holy mother of God!Why are you praying?
875
00:48:29,665 --> 00:48:32,702
Is it that bad?
It can't be that bad.
Is it that bad? How many?
876
00:48:32,806 --> 00:48:34,049
It's not great.
877
00:48:34,152 --> 00:48:35,809
They're gonna suck
every bit of me out.
878
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,570
Just please stop speaking.
I just need to--
need to get low.
879
00:48:38,674 --> 00:48:40,400
Hold on a second.
880
00:48:40,503 --> 00:48:43,299
Oh, God! I can feel them
just-- they're just
sucking out so much.
881
00:48:43,403 --> 00:48:46,268
I'm gonna be like
a shriveled-up skin sack
when they're done.
882
00:48:46,371 --> 00:48:48,339
You cannot tell my dad
I died this way, okay?
883
00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:52,481
You gotta tell him
I was wrestling an anaconda
with a sword or something.
884
00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:55,380
I'm like a blood Jamba Juice.
They're just sucking it all out.
885
00:48:55,484 --> 00:48:57,106
Why are they all
on my butt though?
886
00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:59,833
Kind of like picking anchovies
off my Caesar salad.
887
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,662
-It's actually not so bad.
-Anchovies?
888
00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:03,354
Why do you go to food
right now?
889
00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:06,322
Just find the queen,
and let's be done with this.
890
00:49:06,426 --> 00:49:08,773
Think you're good.
I need to just check your front.
891
00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:11,120
Okay. I can't look.
892
00:49:13,364 --> 00:49:14,675
Is it bad?
893
00:49:14,779 --> 00:49:17,885
Uh, wow.What is it? Just say it.
894
00:49:17,989 --> 00:49:21,337
I mean, you expect it to,
you know, not...
895
00:49:21,441 --> 00:49:24,168
Then suddenly there it is,
and it is, uh...
896
00:49:24,271 --> 00:49:26,515
You know, you get excited
for a person.What?
897
00:49:26,618 --> 00:49:29,242
I mean,
I'm excited for all people.Why are you excited?
898
00:49:29,345 --> 00:49:31,658
Well, you know, people
wonder, they wonder,
899
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,384
but they don't know, right?
900
00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:35,973
They don't,
until suddenly they do know,
901
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:40,391
and then they--
they know something
that wasn't known before.
902
00:49:40,494 --> 00:49:42,358
Just--
Do I have any leeches or not?
903
00:49:42,462 --> 00:49:46,569
Oh, your plucky warrior hangs
in tranquil solitude.
904
00:49:46,673 --> 00:49:47,777
What?
905
00:49:47,881 --> 00:49:50,021
No, you're good.
You're good.
906
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,886
We were so brave just then.
907
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,233
Why do they go for the butt
so much?
908
00:50:16,530 --> 00:50:19,395
What's that song
you're singing?
909
00:50:19,499 --> 00:50:22,502
A song
my abbiused to sing to me
when I was a kid.
910
00:50:23,468 --> 00:50:26,126
"If you suck life
from the island...Yeah?
911
00:50:26,230 --> 00:50:29,026
...the island
will suck of you."
912
00:50:29,129 --> 00:50:33,064
Your grandma sang you songs
about getting sucked off
by an island?
913
00:50:33,168 --> 00:50:35,515
It doesn't translate
super well.
914
00:50:36,412 --> 00:50:39,243
Is phantom leech syndrome,
like, a thing?
915
00:50:39,346 --> 00:50:41,348
They don't lay eggs,
do they?
916
00:51:30,466 --> 00:51:31,674
Queen Taha?
917
00:51:45,274 --> 00:51:49,658
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest...
918
00:51:50,590 --> 00:51:54,249
laid to rest
in the well of endless tears.
919
00:51:54,352 --> 00:51:56,285
Laid to rest in
the well of endless tears."
920
00:51:56,389 --> 00:51:58,253
What does that mean?Loretta!
921
00:51:58,943 --> 00:52:00,669
You gave me
a heart attack.
922
00:52:01,359 --> 00:52:03,016
Where'd you go?
923
00:52:07,089 --> 00:52:08,642
What is this?
924
00:52:08,746 --> 00:52:11,990
I'm not sure,
but maybe they gathered here?
925
00:52:14,545 --> 00:52:17,203
Can you imagine
being right here,
926
00:52:17,306 --> 00:52:19,964
right in this very spot
back then?
927
00:52:20,067 --> 00:52:21,793
The stories
that they told?
928
00:52:21,897 --> 00:52:24,658
So much history I'm sure
happened right here.
929
00:52:29,974 --> 00:52:31,355
They've got us cornered.
930
00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:33,150
Okay. We've got to go up.
Come on.What?
931
00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:36,360
Have you seen what I'm wearing?
I'm in a glitter straitjacket.
932
00:52:36,463 --> 00:52:39,432
There's nowhere to go but up.
Come on. Let's go.
933
00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:43,090
Oh! I should not be doing this.
I'm too old for this.
934
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:44,299
No, you're not.
You're beautiful.
935
00:52:44,402 --> 00:52:46,059
I didn't say I'm not beautiful.
936
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,061
I said I'm too old
to be doing this.
937
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:51,789
My skill is sitting and thinking
and eating when I can't think.
938
00:52:51,892 --> 00:52:54,309
Yeah, you definitely
could be wearing
better shoes for this.
939
00:52:54,412 --> 00:52:56,311
You brought me
these shoes.
940
00:52:56,414 --> 00:52:58,968
I can't go any further.
I can't go any further.
941
00:52:59,072 --> 00:53:00,798
I'm not doing
so great here.
942
00:53:00,901 --> 00:53:02,317
You got it. Come on.
943
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:04,284
I know you think
that you're safer holding on,
944
00:53:04,388 --> 00:53:05,665
but you have to keep going.
945
00:53:05,768 --> 00:53:07,667
I can't. I can't, I can't.Okay?
946
00:53:08,461 --> 00:53:09,910
Do you smell that?Smell what?
947
00:53:10,014 --> 00:53:11,774
I smell something.Is it a predator?
What is it?
948
00:53:11,878 --> 00:53:13,811
A downward cascading fire?You got to smell deeper.
949
00:53:13,914 --> 00:53:15,088
I don't smell anything!
950
00:53:18,505 --> 00:53:21,750
Take a big, deep breath.
951
00:53:21,853 --> 00:53:23,165
All right.
952
00:53:23,269 --> 00:53:24,891
Good job.Okay.
953
00:53:24,994 --> 00:53:28,619
That was manipulative.
Thank you.Yeah, it was.
954
00:53:28,722 --> 00:53:31,208
Here we go. I'm gonna
help you out a little bit,
all right?
955
00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:33,382
-One, two, three... Here we go!
-What are you doing?
956
00:53:33,486 --> 00:53:34,866
Get out of there.Come on.
957
00:53:34,970 --> 00:53:37,041
No, no, don't flex.That's my hoo-hoo.
958
00:53:37,144 --> 00:53:40,078
Just ride the head.
Keep the hands moving
and ride the head.
959
00:53:40,182 --> 00:53:41,494
Oh, God.You're doing great.
960
00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,255
Sorry about
the scratchy haircut.
Come on.
961
00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:06,588
Dulcius ex asperis.
962
00:54:07,174 --> 00:54:08,555
What was that?
963
00:54:08,659 --> 00:54:10,177
Oh, nothing.
964
00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:12,525
It was just something
that John and I would say
965
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:15,769
after we finished
something big, like a...
966
00:54:15,873 --> 00:54:17,840
like an archaeological dig
or a manuscript.
967
00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:21,258
It's Latin. It means
"sweeter after difficulty."
968
00:54:22,397 --> 00:54:23,777
What's...
969
00:54:23,881 --> 00:54:25,814
What's Latin
for "Loretta's a badass"?
970
00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:30,405
I am a badass.
I climbed a mountain.
971
00:54:30,508 --> 00:54:33,477
Oh, my God. I wish Beth
could've seen us do this.
972
00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:36,411
Oh, God. Beth.Don't worry about Beth.
973
00:54:36,514 --> 00:54:40,000
She's probably got
the whole navy
after us right now.
974
00:54:40,104 --> 00:54:43,176
I get that you think
you have to go to the island
authorities yourself,
975
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,697
but don't worry, I'm keeping
Loretta's socials super active.
976
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,182
Just tweeted,
"Did I just get kidnapped?
977
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:52,806
#FML, @ShawnMendes,
#ShawnMendes."
978
00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:54,567
And you're traveling alone?
979
00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:57,501
Yes, I'm traveling alone.
Mm-hmm. I'm single.
980
00:54:58,087 --> 00:54:59,296
Then this might work.
981
00:54:59,399 --> 00:55:01,228
Okay! Talk to me.You'll hit New York.
982
00:55:01,332 --> 00:55:04,853
From there, you'll fly
to Guinea, where you can
pick up a puddle jumper.
983
00:55:04,956 --> 00:55:06,026
A what?
984
00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:08,443
Small plane.Yeah, no leg room.
985
00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:09,720
That's fine. I'll take it.
986
00:55:09,823 --> 00:55:11,860
Or you could just come home.Thank you.
987
00:55:19,730 --> 00:55:22,215
We need something
more flammable.
Everything is just so wet.
988
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,837
What's in here?
What's in your bag?
989
00:55:23,941 --> 00:55:25,805
Uh...Oh, a lot. Okay.
990
00:55:25,908 --> 00:55:27,358
What are you doing?
991
00:55:27,462 --> 00:55:29,326
Okay. Face masks.
992
00:55:29,429 --> 00:55:30,844
Yeah, that was like
a gift-basket thing.
993
00:55:30,948 --> 00:55:32,915
You brought a scented candle
into the jungle?
994
00:55:33,019 --> 00:55:34,296
My mom gave me that.
995
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,953
It was like a weird gift
for Mother's Day.
996
00:55:36,056 --> 00:55:38,335
Your mom gives you gifts
for Mother's Day?
997
00:55:39,646 --> 00:55:40,440
Noir--
998
00:55:40,544 --> 00:55:42,511
Eucalyptus rosemary oil.
Ooh.
999
00:55:43,098 --> 00:55:44,375
Oh, that smells good.
1000
00:55:44,479 --> 00:55:46,653
Um-- Oh, okay. All right.
1001
00:55:46,757 --> 00:55:48,379
Whoo! Yes!
1002
00:55:48,483 --> 00:55:50,933
Yes, I made fire!
1003
00:55:51,037 --> 00:55:54,592
-That's pretty impressive.
You have to--
-It is a beautiful fire.
1004
00:55:54,696 --> 00:55:56,629
Who would have thought?
1005
00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:59,217
Oh, you're just, um,
taking your shirt off?
1006
00:56:00,322 --> 00:56:02,359
That looks
really uncomfortable.
1007
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:04,361
Are you okay? The back?
1008
00:56:04,464 --> 00:56:08,537
Yeah. That is why
I don't do water.
1009
00:56:08,641 --> 00:56:10,919
Okay.My body becomes
an eighth-grader's face.
1010
00:56:11,022 --> 00:56:13,887
Do you have anything for it?
Like some ointment or something?
1011
00:56:13,991 --> 00:56:15,889
Yeah, I do. Well, I did.
1012
00:56:15,993 --> 00:56:18,064
It was in a little,
tiny little bottle.
1013
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:20,135
It was this. I'm sorry.
1014
00:56:20,238 --> 00:56:22,275
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
1015
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,725
It's okay.
1016
00:56:23,828 --> 00:56:26,141
-Hold on. Yes.
Come here. Come here.
-What?
1017
00:56:26,244 --> 00:56:28,661
-Come here. Sit down.
-Let me see.
1018
00:56:28,764 --> 00:56:30,248
Just sit down.Right here?
1019
00:56:30,352 --> 00:56:31,560
Yeah.
1020
00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:34,391
Okay.
1021
00:56:34,494 --> 00:56:36,358
Oh, no,
you don't have to touch it.
It's okay. It's fine.
1022
00:56:36,462 --> 00:56:38,464
I touched
your engorged sacks, so...
1023
00:56:40,673 --> 00:56:42,399
The leeches.Oh, okay.
1024
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:45,298
Okay, this might be
a little bit cold.
1025
00:56:46,472 --> 00:56:48,197
Sorry.Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
1026
00:56:48,301 --> 00:56:49,578
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
1027
00:56:49,682 --> 00:56:51,649
Maybe this is how
Dash should die.
1028
00:56:51,753 --> 00:56:54,790
Horrible eczema outbreak.
That's so sexy.
1029
00:56:54,894 --> 00:56:56,413
I could make it work.
1030
00:56:56,861 --> 00:56:57,897
Yeah?
1031
00:56:58,553 --> 00:57:00,002
All right, then.
1032
00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:03,005
How would you write this?
1033
00:57:03,109 --> 00:57:04,593
Okay.
1034
00:57:06,492 --> 00:57:09,805
"Warmed
by the fragrant fire..."
1035
00:57:09,909 --> 00:57:12,359
Mm-hmm.
1036
00:57:12,463 --> 00:57:14,361
Starting strong.Mm-hmm.
1037
00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:17,572
"Lovemore's hands
explored the...
1038
00:57:19,332 --> 00:57:21,817
the contoured scenery
1039
00:57:21,921 --> 00:57:23,509
of Dash's body.
1040
00:57:25,649 --> 00:57:28,341
Familiar terrain made
1041
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,792
new and exciting
with every...
1042
00:57:31,724 --> 00:57:34,071
with every scarlet rim."
1043
00:57:35,175 --> 00:57:36,867
And that didn't, uh...
1044
00:57:37,695 --> 00:57:39,214
didn't turn her off?
1045
00:57:39,317 --> 00:57:40,526
No.
1046
00:57:41,354 --> 00:57:43,183
"Because with every
cardinal ridge,
1047
00:57:44,184 --> 00:57:46,601
Lovemore discovered
another letter in the language
1048
00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:48,810
that only their bodies spoke."
1049
00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:51,882
And what were
their bodies saying?
1050
00:57:53,849 --> 00:57:55,402
"Take me...
1051
00:57:57,301 --> 00:57:58,923
take me,
1052
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,201
take me."
1053
00:58:01,305 --> 00:58:02,617
How's that?
1054
00:58:03,445 --> 00:58:04,722
It was good.
1055
00:58:04,826 --> 00:58:06,552
Your back.
I mean, how is your back?Good.
1056
00:58:06,655 --> 00:58:08,070
Okay. You sure?Yeah.
1057
00:58:08,174 --> 00:58:12,730
I also meant my back.
Right there, yeah.Okay.
1058
00:58:20,980 --> 00:58:22,015
Supplies.
1059
00:58:24,155 --> 00:58:28,435
Okay, I'm chilly. I think
I'm gonna probably turn in
in a little bit.
1060
00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:29,747
Okay.You good?
1061
00:58:29,851 --> 00:58:32,509
Yeah, I'm fire-- fine.
I'm fine.
1062
00:58:32,612 --> 00:58:35,546
I'm not "fire."
I'm fine by the fire.
1063
00:58:36,236 --> 00:58:37,962
Okay. All right.
1064
00:58:45,867 --> 00:58:49,180
Uh, it's up to you,
but if you're cold,
1065
00:58:49,284 --> 00:58:53,495
maybe we could probably
both fit in here,
if you wanted to.
1066
00:58:54,151 --> 00:58:55,877
Both of us?
1067
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:59,018
Only if you want to.
I mean, it's just--Yeah, no, that sounds...
1068
00:58:59,121 --> 00:59:00,606
Uh...
1069
00:59:00,709 --> 00:59:02,090
Okay. How do you...
1070
00:59:02,193 --> 00:59:04,161
You can go first,
then I'll figure it out.
1071
00:59:04,264 --> 00:59:07,405
No, no, you go.
It's definitely a "ladies first"
type of situation.
1072
00:59:07,509 --> 00:59:10,167
Keep hands out of the bag
at all times.That's what I was gonna do.
1073
00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:11,927
Butt to butt.Hands out and butt to butt.
1074
00:59:12,031 --> 00:59:15,344
Yeah. What do I do?Just get in. Go ahead and sit.
1075
00:59:15,448 --> 00:59:18,140
I sit first?
Okay. I'm in.
1076
00:59:19,694 --> 00:59:22,282
You're too heavy.
You're gonna flip this thing
like a cruise ship.
1077
00:59:22,386 --> 00:59:25,044
You watch yourself.
Hold on. I'm not in.
1078
00:59:25,147 --> 00:59:28,323
Why is this engaging
my core so much?
1079
00:59:29,117 --> 00:59:31,015
How 'bout you shimmy?
1080
00:59:31,119 --> 00:59:33,224
I can't breathe.
I'm not breathing.Are you good?
1081
00:59:33,328 --> 00:59:34,640
My face.
1082
00:59:35,226 --> 00:59:36,469
Yeah. Okay.
1083
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,060
Hands are out. Butt to butt.
1084
00:59:41,163 --> 00:59:42,199
Okay.
1085
01:00:13,402 --> 01:00:14,990
Well!
1086
01:00:15,094 --> 01:00:16,233
Come on.
1087
01:00:16,336 --> 01:00:17,993
Come on! Let's hear it!
1088
01:00:18,097 --> 01:00:21,583
Let's give
a nice round of applause
to Loretta!
1089
01:00:21,687 --> 01:00:23,309
She earned it.
1090
01:00:23,412 --> 01:00:27,278
A geriatric shut-in
left you holding your dicks
in the jungle.
1091
01:00:27,382 --> 01:00:28,763
Good job, Loretta.
1092
01:00:28,866 --> 01:00:31,386
Boss, come on.
People are dying now.
1093
01:00:31,489 --> 01:00:35,148
Don't you think that maybe
this has all gone too far?
1094
01:00:36,391 --> 01:00:38,117
Is it really worth it?
1095
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:41,603
I am on the cusp
of attaining the unattainable.
1096
01:00:41,707 --> 01:00:44,710
Something singular,
something no nation,
1097
01:00:44,813 --> 01:00:48,403
no emperor,
no brownnosing brothers
ever have.
1098
01:00:48,506 --> 01:00:51,613
The legendary Crown of Fire.
1099
01:00:52,062 --> 01:00:53,201
So, yes.
1100
01:00:53,304 --> 01:00:55,617
Yes, I would definitely say
it's worth it.
1101
01:01:05,351 --> 01:01:06,870
Excuse me!
1102
01:01:06,973 --> 01:01:09,873
Excuse me, sir. I need to get
to my next connecting flight.
1103
01:01:09,976 --> 01:01:11,322
No flight.
1104
01:01:11,426 --> 01:01:14,015
The pilot is sick.
Come tomorrow.
1105
01:01:14,118 --> 01:01:16,258
No, no, sir.
I cannot come tomorrow.
I need to do this today.
1106
01:01:16,362 --> 01:01:21,091
I need to get to the island
Isla Hundida tonight.
Lives are at stake.
1107
01:01:21,194 --> 01:01:22,679
Come tomorrow.
1108
01:01:26,510 --> 01:01:28,201
Excuse me, miss?Yes?
1109
01:01:28,305 --> 01:01:32,378
I couldn't help but overhear
you say that you like steak.
1110
01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:35,761
Okay, this is
a little bit crazy,
1111
01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:37,659
but I also like steak.
1112
01:01:37,763 --> 01:01:40,110
What?I also like steak.
1113
01:01:40,213 --> 01:01:43,665
Would you like to, maybe,
I don't know...
1114
01:01:43,769 --> 01:01:46,599
-Maybe there's a--
-No. "Lives are at stake."
1115
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,463
I need to go
to the island tonight.
1116
01:01:48,566 --> 01:01:49,982
Ah.Yes.
1117
01:01:50,085 --> 01:01:51,673
Even more serious.Extremely.
1118
01:01:51,777 --> 01:01:54,780
Well, I believe
that I may be able
to assist you.
1119
01:01:54,883 --> 01:01:56,816
I have a cargo plane.
1120
01:01:57,990 --> 01:02:01,683
Maybe after I make my delivery,
we could swing by your island.
1121
01:02:01,787 --> 01:02:04,582
I'm about to ask you something,
and you better
tell me the truth.
1122
01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:06,550
Have you ever
murdered anyone before?
1123
01:02:06,653 --> 01:02:09,898
No!
1124
01:02:13,488 --> 01:02:16,215
I don't know if I really buy it,
but let me tell you something.
1125
01:02:16,318 --> 01:02:20,564
If you ever think about
murdering me, I promise,
I will murder you first.
1126
01:02:20,667 --> 01:02:22,014
My pleasure.
1127
01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:24,257
You are weird. Let's go.
1128
01:03:19,657 --> 01:03:23,075
"King Kalaman and his treasure
laid to rest in the well
1129
01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:25,146
of endless tears."
1130
01:03:26,837 --> 01:03:28,011
What is that?
1131
01:03:29,184 --> 01:03:32,636
Oh, it's a-- it's a thing.
I mean, it's not, uh...
1132
01:03:32,739 --> 01:03:34,983
You know, it's not
what you think it is.
1133
01:03:35,087 --> 01:03:38,884
So it's not Fairfax's fragment
of an ancient parchment?
1134
01:03:38,987 --> 01:03:42,784
Okay.
It's what you think it is.
1135
01:03:42,888 --> 01:03:44,337
Loretta, I thought
you were smarter than that.
1136
01:03:44,441 --> 01:03:47,237
Fairfax is never
gonna stop hunting us now.
1137
01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:48,341
What were you thinking?
1138
01:03:48,445 --> 01:03:50,412
We have a volcano
that could bury the tomb
1139
01:03:50,516 --> 01:03:54,071
before we get to it,
before we see it,
before we preserve its memory.
1140
01:03:54,175 --> 01:03:56,108
This is--I'm sorry.
Is that what we're doing?
1141
01:03:56,211 --> 01:03:58,731
'Cause no one told me.
When were you gonna tell me?
1142
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,250
Why would I tell you?
1143
01:04:00,353 --> 01:04:02,183
We're in this together.
I came here to rescue you.
1144
01:04:02,286 --> 01:04:03,978
You know you're not Dash,
right?
1145
01:04:04,081 --> 01:04:06,325
You don't ride in
on a white horse
to rescue people.
1146
01:04:06,428 --> 01:04:10,708
You... spray yourself
with bronzer and you stand
in front of wind machines,
1147
01:04:10,812 --> 01:04:12,331
which is great for you.
1148
01:04:12,434 --> 01:04:15,092
How would you have any idea
what I'm actually like?
1149
01:04:15,196 --> 01:04:18,130
I know you. You're
a pretty open book, Alan.
1150
01:04:18,233 --> 01:04:20,028
-Okay, then who am I?
-Really?
1151
01:04:20,132 --> 01:04:21,167
Yeah.
1152
01:04:23,238 --> 01:04:25,447
O-- Okay, uh...
1153
01:04:25,551 --> 01:04:28,657
You were a homecoming king
and you coasted
on your good looks to LA,
1154
01:04:28,761 --> 01:04:31,281
but then realized that being
the most handsome kid
in the middle of nowhere
1155
01:04:31,384 --> 01:04:33,110
doesn't mean
you're going to be a star.
1156
01:04:33,214 --> 01:04:35,043
Until one day, when a woman
who couldn't publish her book
1157
01:04:35,147 --> 01:04:38,736
on Spanish colonization
in the Atlantic decided
to write a romance novel,
1158
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,773
uh, chose you at random
to be on the cover.
1159
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:44,294
Lucky for you and her,
the novels were
a smashing success.
1160
01:04:44,397 --> 01:04:47,400
She kept writing her schlock,
you kept posing,
1161
01:04:47,504 --> 01:04:52,958
um, you know,
neither one of us becoming
who we'd hoped we would be.
1162
01:04:53,061 --> 01:04:57,169
Uh, and then one day,
we both die in the jungle
1163
01:04:57,272 --> 01:05:01,173
on one of those Atlantic islands
I wrote about
all those years ago.
1164
01:05:01,276 --> 01:05:02,312
Right?
1165
01:05:03,658 --> 01:05:04,970
Mm-hmm.
1166
01:05:16,257 --> 01:05:17,983
It was Sarasota, by the way.
1167
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,088
It's not nowhere.
1168
01:05:20,192 --> 01:05:22,435
I grew up there with
my mom and two sisters.
1169
01:05:22,539 --> 01:05:23,574
And yeah...
1170
01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:27,268
I started modeling
'cause I wanted to get away.
1171
01:05:27,371 --> 01:05:29,304
It was the only job
that I could think of
1172
01:05:29,408 --> 01:05:32,652
that could take me
to all of the places
that I always dreamed of going.
1173
01:05:32,756 --> 01:05:34,068
Then finally to Los Angeles,
1174
01:05:34,171 --> 01:05:36,933
where I posed on the cover
of your romance novel.
1175
01:05:37,036 --> 01:05:39,936
And I was so embarrassed
that one of my friends
might've seen me
1176
01:05:40,039 --> 01:05:42,179
in that wig
on the cover of your book
1177
01:05:42,283 --> 01:05:44,941
that I avoided talking to them
for months.
1178
01:05:45,907 --> 01:05:47,391
And then one day,
1179
01:05:48,116 --> 01:05:49,980
I'm walking home,
1180
01:05:50,084 --> 01:05:52,879
and I hear this lady yell,
"Dash!"
1181
01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:55,503
She runs up,
and she is so happy.
1182
01:05:55,606 --> 01:05:59,369
Then I thought,
"How could I be this embarrassed
1183
01:05:59,472 --> 01:06:02,165
about something
that makes people this happy?"
1184
01:06:05,513 --> 01:06:07,204
Loretta, you can do
whatever you want.
1185
01:06:07,308 --> 01:06:09,413
If you don't want to
write anymore,
don't write.
1186
01:06:09,517 --> 01:06:14,004
But don't minimize the people
that love your work
by calling it schlock.
1187
01:06:14,108 --> 01:06:16,662
That's not fair to them.
1188
01:06:17,870 --> 01:06:20,769
You know what's ironic?
I thought you of all people
would know
1189
01:06:20,873 --> 01:06:23,324
not to judge a book
by its cover.
1190
01:06:27,397 --> 01:06:29,986
Judge a book
by its cover model.
1191
01:07:01,465 --> 01:07:02,639
Alan?
1192
01:07:02,742 --> 01:07:04,020
Alan.
1193
01:07:15,997 --> 01:07:17,343
There's two of them.
1194
01:07:23,453 --> 01:07:26,145
Loretta! I'm over here!Alan!
1195
01:07:27,215 --> 01:07:30,287
Alan! Motorcycles and guns,
motorcycles and guns!
1196
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,531
Come on, this way!
1197
01:07:32,634 --> 01:07:34,257
Stop shooting!
1198
01:07:39,503 --> 01:07:41,471
Just give 'em the parchment!I can't.
1199
01:07:41,574 --> 01:07:44,232
Yes, you can, actually.
You just say, "Here,"
and throw it at 'em.
1200
01:07:44,336 --> 01:07:46,648
Right. And then I'm sure
they'll happily let us go.
1201
01:07:46,752 --> 01:07:48,754
Okay, keep down.How do they keep finding us?
1202
01:07:48,857 --> 01:07:51,343
You're basically
a walking disco ball.We need to come up with a plan.
1203
01:07:51,446 --> 01:07:52,516
I have an idea.
1204
01:07:52,620 --> 01:07:54,070
We're gonna dig a hole,
throw our voices.
1205
01:07:54,173 --> 01:07:56,106
"We're over here."
Can you sound like a bird?
1206
01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:58,522
No, I have a plan.Alan, please, I'm thinking.
1207
01:07:58,626 --> 01:08:02,319
I know, but I have a plan.Please, just let me think
about...
1208
01:08:02,423 --> 01:08:06,047
Wait a minute.
They're shooting at you.Yeah, that's why we're hiding.
1209
01:08:06,151 --> 01:08:08,463
No. No, no, no.
They're shooting only at you.
1210
01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:11,087
They won't shoot me.
It's my brain that's valuable.
1211
01:08:11,190 --> 01:08:15,056
What? I don't think
you actually hear the things
you say sometimes.
1212
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,852
Maybe I can shield you.You are not shielding me.
1213
01:08:17,955 --> 01:08:20,199
I should be shielding you.Why? Because I'm a woman?
1214
01:08:20,303 --> 01:08:23,375
That's supremely sexist.Well, look, I don't think
using women as human shields
1215
01:08:23,478 --> 01:08:26,205
is exactly the change
that Gloria Seinfeld
had in mind, do you?
1216
01:08:26,309 --> 01:08:29,139
Gloria Steinem?Whatever. Her too.
You know what? Fine.
1217
01:08:29,243 --> 01:08:32,315
Please mansplain sexism
to me right now.Oh, my God. I am a woman.
1218
01:08:32,418 --> 01:08:34,524
I can't mansplain anything.
1219
01:08:34,627 --> 01:08:39,356
Uh, I'm a feminist,
and I think a woman can do
anything a man can do.
1220
01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:41,910
We just need to stay here
until they get tired.I have an idea.
1221
01:08:42,014 --> 01:08:43,705
Please can I tell you
my plan?Alan!
1222
01:08:43,809 --> 01:08:47,123
This is not a situation
you can get out of
by ripping your shirt off.
1223
01:08:47,226 --> 01:08:49,159
Not my shirt.
1224
01:09:20,604 --> 01:09:21,916
Three!
1225
01:09:22,019 --> 01:09:23,607
-Yes!
-Oh!
1226
01:09:27,715 --> 01:09:29,579
Oh.
1227
01:09:29,682 --> 01:09:32,927
That was different
than I had in my head.
1228
01:09:33,030 --> 01:09:37,103
I just wanted us to stop them.Could it have been the wind
that made it do that?
1229
01:09:37,207 --> 01:09:39,313
No, I think it was us.
I think... we did it.
1230
01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:41,832
We did the one guy, right?
But that was, like--
1231
01:09:41,936 --> 01:09:45,284
We just wanted him to stop.
But I think the other guy
could've moved, really.
1232
01:09:45,388 --> 01:09:47,528
So, that was--
that one was on him.
1233
01:09:47,631 --> 01:09:50,496
Even if we weren't here,
that could've happened.
1234
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,326
Why are you gonna stop
next to a cliff?
1235
01:09:52,429 --> 01:09:54,880
They were wearing helmets,
so maybe they're...
1236
01:09:54,983 --> 01:09:57,158
But the rest of their body
didn't have a helmet.
1237
01:09:57,262 --> 01:09:58,470
So there'd just be a head.
1238
01:09:58,573 --> 01:10:00,851
They were driving
recklessly, right?
1239
01:10:00,955 --> 01:10:02,681
Don't be mean on a bike.
1240
01:10:03,371 --> 01:10:05,131
Don't do mean stuff on a bike.
1241
01:10:08,928 --> 01:10:11,172
I mean,
perhaps they're fine.
1242
01:10:11,276 --> 01:10:13,692
Yeah, probably not.
But that's okay.
1243
01:10:13,795 --> 01:10:18,075
That's all right.
You know, things happen.
Let's go.
1244
01:10:20,285 --> 01:10:23,460
-You gonna put it back together?
-It's on loan.
1245
01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:38,579
Look at me.Okay.
1246
01:10:39,476 --> 01:10:41,513
What more can I do,
you know?
1247
01:10:41,616 --> 01:10:43,549
You've done so much already,
Beth.
1248
01:10:43,653 --> 01:10:46,690
My poor, sweet, little Nana
has lost her sight.
1249
01:10:46,794 --> 01:10:49,521
The book release
is a complete disaster,
1250
01:10:49,624 --> 01:10:51,281
which I've leveraged
everything on,
1251
01:10:51,385 --> 01:10:53,732
so I'm probably,
most definitely
broke right now.
1252
01:10:53,835 --> 01:10:57,080
And most importantly,
I've lost a writer.
1253
01:10:57,183 --> 01:10:58,737
Who does that?
Who loses a writer?
1254
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:03,362
Okay, Beth, you remind me
of my best friend, Randy.
1255
01:11:03,466 --> 01:11:05,951
Always looking out
for other people,
1256
01:11:06,054 --> 01:11:08,402
never taking care of herself.
1257
01:11:09,403 --> 01:11:10,818
Isn't that right, Randy?
1258
01:11:13,338 --> 01:11:15,201
She's like my therapist,
this one over here.
1259
01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:17,411
LOL. "Laughing Out Loud."
1260
01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:19,482
After you take care
of your friend,
1261
01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:21,725
how about we go to a beach?
1262
01:11:21,829 --> 01:11:24,314
What?Look, I have a pickup
in Hawaii.
1263
01:11:24,418 --> 01:11:26,385
She doesn't have to come.
1264
01:11:26,489 --> 01:11:29,285
-Okay! Okay, you can come!
1265
01:11:29,388 --> 01:11:31,390
She's hilarious.
1266
01:11:32,184 --> 01:11:34,013
Let me ask you something.
1267
01:11:34,117 --> 01:11:36,222
We're all sitting here
chitchatting,
but who's flying the plane?
1268
01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:38,259
Autopilot.What?
1269
01:11:38,363 --> 01:11:41,089
Sir, go to the cockpit,
fly the plane.
1270
01:11:41,538 --> 01:11:42,539
Okay.
1271
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,059
I'm going to
go land the plane.
1272
01:11:45,162 --> 01:11:46,612
Okay.
1273
01:11:46,716 --> 01:11:48,614
No, no, no. Take the goat.
Please, take the goat.
1274
01:11:48,718 --> 01:11:51,376
She's on break.
Enjoy the flight!
1275
01:12:26,790 --> 01:12:28,136
Hi.Hola.
1276
01:12:32,589 --> 01:12:35,281
This English dude came in
and basically kidnapped her.
1277
01:12:37,422 --> 01:12:40,735
Hey, it's Beth.
Please leave a message,
and I'll get right back to you.
1278
01:12:40,839 --> 01:12:43,704
Uh, hi, Beth.
1279
01:12:43,807 --> 01:12:44,808
It's me.
1280
01:12:44,912 --> 01:12:46,741
Uh, I'm alive!
1281
01:12:47,466 --> 01:12:49,503
Uh, listen, um...
1282
01:12:50,814 --> 01:12:51,850
Uh...
1283
01:12:53,299 --> 01:12:57,407
I'm sorry that I
blew up the book tour.
1284
01:12:57,511 --> 01:12:59,236
Um...
1285
01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:01,722
I was just afraid
1286
01:13:02,861 --> 01:13:04,518
and selfish. Uh--
1287
01:13:04,621 --> 01:13:07,348
Oh, here comes Alan.
I'll call you back.
1288
01:13:10,524 --> 01:13:13,527
So, uh, police
are searching for Fairfax,
1289
01:13:13,630 --> 01:13:16,081
and they're gonna provide us
protection while we're here.
1290
01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,014
Did they say
how long we'd be here?
1291
01:13:18,117 --> 01:13:20,775
They're gonna try to get us
on a puddle jumper
later this evening.
1292
01:13:20,879 --> 01:13:23,088
But, uh,
they said in the meantime,
the inn is really nice,
1293
01:13:23,191 --> 01:13:25,780
and we can get cleaned up
and maybe a change of clothes.
1294
01:13:25,884 --> 01:13:27,299
Okay.
1295
01:13:30,751 --> 01:13:32,304
Okay. Yeah.
1296
01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:26,531
Thank you.
1297
01:14:27,117 --> 01:14:30,362
Come on.
1298
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:31,708
Dance with your husband.
1299
01:14:31,812 --> 01:14:33,607
No, no, no.He's not my husband.
1300
01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:35,436
It's okay.Dance with him.
1301
01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:38,025
No, no. She doesn't want to.
She doesn't have
the right shoes.
1302
01:14:38,128 --> 01:14:40,648
Actually, it's the only thing
these shoes are right for.
1303
01:14:40,752 --> 01:14:42,995
You don't have to do this.
1304
01:14:43,099 --> 01:14:44,859
It's okay. It's okay.
1305
01:14:45,757 --> 01:14:46,723
Yeah?
1306
01:16:05,353 --> 01:16:07,045
I wonder
what she's saying.
1307
01:16:09,426 --> 01:16:10,911
It's folklore.
1308
01:16:12,326 --> 01:16:14,362
Love song about a woman
1309
01:16:14,466 --> 01:16:17,780
whose lover died,
and she didn't want to
leave his side.
1310
01:16:18,815 --> 01:16:21,646
So she laid down
and refused to get up.
1311
01:16:22,232 --> 01:16:23,993
Must be scary.
1312
01:16:24,096 --> 01:16:27,997
Having to face your future
without the person
that you planned it with.
1313
01:16:40,354 --> 01:16:41,907
What was that?
1314
01:16:44,047 --> 01:16:47,706
Excuse me. Excuse me.
The, um-- the last line
that you sang.
1315
01:16:47,810 --> 01:16:50,157
¿Quién llorará junto a mí?
1316
01:16:53,091 --> 01:16:55,921
"The island will weep for me
in the well of endless tears."
1317
01:16:56,025 --> 01:16:59,407
What is that,
the well of endless tears?
Is that a real place, or...
1318
01:16:59,511 --> 01:17:01,133
Sinkhole place.
1319
01:17:02,928 --> 01:17:04,654
Thank you. Gracias, gracias.
1320
01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:06,829
Come here, come here.What is it?
1321
01:17:08,451 --> 01:17:10,280
Hey, on the parchment,
it said,
1322
01:17:10,384 --> 01:17:14,457
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest
in the well of endless tears."
1323
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,666
I thought
maybe it was a metaphor.
1324
01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:18,737
It's not.
1325
01:17:18,841 --> 01:17:21,706
The Well of Endless Tears
is a place.
1326
01:17:21,809 --> 01:17:23,811
It's a sinkhole.
1327
01:17:23,915 --> 01:17:26,089
There's a sinkhole
on the map.
1328
01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:29,196
I think the tomb is there.
1329
01:17:29,299 --> 01:17:31,681
This is so much better
than your books.What?
1330
01:17:31,785 --> 01:17:33,269
There's like--
No, I don't mean any offense.
1331
01:17:33,372 --> 01:17:35,271
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.It's, like, equal.
1332
01:17:35,374 --> 01:17:37,583
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.Look at you.
You want to go there.
1333
01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,551
What? No.I can see. Yes, you do.
1334
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:42,761
That would be insane.
That would be insane.
I just-- I just--
1335
01:17:42,865 --> 01:17:47,248
It's just that
we're so close to it,
but, you know, we can't--
1336
01:17:47,352 --> 01:17:48,664
No.
1337
01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:51,459
This is your story.
How do you want to write it?
1338
01:17:52,253 --> 01:17:54,566
I'd like to know
that it's there,
1339
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,326
that all this
meant something.
1340
01:17:56,430 --> 01:17:58,294
Okay. Then let's go.
1341
01:17:58,397 --> 01:18:00,261
We'll stay one more day.
As soon as the sun's up,
1342
01:18:00,365 --> 01:18:02,125
we're gonna go find
the Well of Endless Tears.
1343
01:18:02,229 --> 01:18:05,094
But what if it's nothing?So what? Then we say we tried.
1344
01:18:05,197 --> 01:18:06,440
And Fairfax?
1345
01:18:06,543 --> 01:18:08,960
The cops are after Fairfax.
Don't worry about him.
1346
01:18:10,064 --> 01:18:10,858
This is crazy.
1347
01:18:10,962 --> 01:18:12,653
Yeah, but look at you.What?
1348
01:18:12,757 --> 01:18:15,725
It's the very first time
I've ever seen you
totally unafraid.
1349
01:18:16,346 --> 01:18:18,072
And alive.
1350
01:18:18,176 --> 01:18:20,696
I'm gonna go tell them
our plans have changed
and find us a ride.
1351
01:18:20,799 --> 01:18:22,249
Where are you going?
1352
01:18:25,908 --> 01:18:27,979
I see you met
my friend here.
1353
01:18:28,082 --> 01:18:32,466
He told me you were just
about to jump on a plane,
1354
01:18:32,569 --> 01:18:35,020
without so much as
saying goodbye.
1355
01:18:35,124 --> 01:18:38,541
I said, "No way.
Not my Loretta.
1356
01:18:38,644 --> 01:18:43,097
Not when she's the only one
who can lead me to the tomb."
1357
01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:48,585
Stop squeezing so hard.
1358
01:18:49,414 --> 01:18:52,210
Ow. Get your hands off of me!
1359
01:18:53,073 --> 01:18:54,937
Ow! Let go!
1360
01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:56,628
I-I need a car.
1361
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,664
A car, an auto.
Does anybody have an auto?
1362
01:19:07,156 --> 01:19:08,226
No, no. No.
1363
01:19:08,951 --> 01:19:10,262
I-I-I need an auto.
1364
01:19:10,366 --> 01:19:11,712
I'll trade you my watch.
1365
01:19:11,816 --> 01:19:13,231
It's a really expensive watch.
Do you have a car?
1366
01:19:13,334 --> 01:19:14,853
It's a Bulgari.
This thing glows in the dark.
1367
01:19:14,957 --> 01:19:16,752
It's waterproof.I have motorcycle.
1368
01:19:30,351 --> 01:19:32,112
Cool, isn't it?
1369
01:19:32,215 --> 01:19:35,322
I always thought,
why can't your personal tank
also have a minibar?
1370
01:19:35,425 --> 01:19:36,910
Have a drink.
1371
01:19:37,013 --> 01:19:38,566
Do you mind?
1372
01:19:38,670 --> 01:19:40,085
Uh, yes.
1373
01:19:40,189 --> 01:19:42,329
He has a bit of a grudge
against you, I'm afraid.
1374
01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:45,228
Something about
a motorbike accident
his friends had?
1375
01:19:45,332 --> 01:19:46,505
Why are you doing this?
1376
01:19:46,609 --> 01:19:48,369
I want something
nobody else has.
1377
01:19:49,267 --> 01:19:51,096
When my father gifted--
1378
01:19:54,168 --> 01:19:55,687
As I was saying,
1379
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,724
when my father gifted
his empire
1380
01:19:58,828 --> 01:20:01,279
-to my baby brother--
1381
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,839
Who is that?
1382
01:20:18,572 --> 01:20:20,781
Is that a Ken doll
on a moped?
1383
01:20:21,575 --> 01:20:23,094
I know him from somewhere.
1384
01:20:23,197 --> 01:20:24,854
Oh, I-I-I doubt that.
1385
01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:27,167
Because what
you are looking at
1386
01:20:27,270 --> 01:20:30,170
is a highly trained
combat specialist,
1387
01:20:30,273 --> 01:20:33,863
forged in the furnaces
of Afghanistan, Iraq,
1388
01:20:33,967 --> 01:20:36,555
Kuwait, Sa-- Sarasota...
1389
01:20:36,659 --> 01:20:38,730
Incredible skin.
No eczema problems.
1390
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:42,527
And he will not stop
until I am safe!
1391
01:20:42,630 --> 01:20:44,840
So you pull
this space tank over,
1392
01:20:44,943 --> 01:20:48,084
unless you would like to perish
like his friends did.
1393
01:20:48,188 --> 01:20:51,605
And he is responsible
for their perishment.
1394
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:54,401
He might not have meant to,
1395
01:20:54,504 --> 01:20:57,783
but they... perished, so...
1396
01:21:12,729 --> 01:21:13,972
Okay, who-who is this?
1397
01:21:14,076 --> 01:21:15,974
I have seen him
somewhere before.
1398
01:21:18,459 --> 01:21:19,702
No, no, no.
1399
01:21:19,805 --> 01:21:21,531
That's your cover model,
isn't it?
1400
01:21:21,635 --> 01:21:23,913
Yes. I knew
I knew him from somewhere.
1401
01:21:24,810 --> 01:21:25,881
Get up there.
1402
01:21:25,984 --> 01:21:27,365
And kill him creatively.
1403
01:21:27,468 --> 01:21:29,574
I love watching hunks fail.
1404
01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:34,165
I guess I-I will
have that drink.
1405
01:21:35,856 --> 01:21:37,133
Oh, shit.
1406
01:21:37,237 --> 01:21:39,791
Is it okay
if I just top 'er off?
1407
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,068
Yeah, that's fine, but--
1408
01:21:41,172 --> 01:21:43,139
Oh, my God,
have you used a glass before?
1409
01:21:43,243 --> 01:21:44,589
Sorry.
1410
01:21:44,692 --> 01:21:46,177
What would
Jack Trainer do?
1411
01:21:48,386 --> 01:21:49,456
It's hot in here.
1412
01:21:49,559 --> 01:21:52,562
Anyone else feeling
how hot it is?
1413
01:21:52,666 --> 01:21:53,736
Are you trying to be sexy?
1414
01:21:53,839 --> 01:21:55,634
This is very weird.
Please, stop.
1415
01:21:55,738 --> 01:21:57,636
I could set your world
on fire.
1416
01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:10,546
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
1417
01:22:10,649 --> 01:22:12,375
Go to sleep! Sleep!
1418
01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:16,621
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1419
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:18,002
Time-out.
1420
01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,037
Time-in!
1421
01:22:24,870 --> 01:22:27,701
No! Don't shoot her!
I need her!
1422
01:22:29,358 --> 01:22:31,222
Oh, Jesus!
1423
01:22:31,325 --> 01:22:32,740
Ow, ow, ow.
1424
01:22:36,675 --> 01:22:39,092
Move your foot! Move your foot!
1425
01:22:42,164 --> 01:22:44,373
-Go to sleep, asshole.
1426
01:22:44,476 --> 01:22:46,133
Get out there! Look!
1427
01:22:50,724 --> 01:22:52,036
A bigger guy?
1428
01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:53,347
Oh, no.
1429
01:22:54,693 --> 01:22:55,936
What?
1430
01:22:58,421 --> 01:22:59,353
Move it!
1431
01:23:01,079 --> 01:23:03,392
No, no, no. No, no, no.
1432
01:23:04,289 --> 01:23:06,188
Hey! Get in.
1433
01:23:06,705 --> 01:23:07,810
Him or me?
1434
01:23:11,917 --> 01:23:16,715
This is not one of
your cheap, vapid
lady-fantasy books, Loretta.
1435
01:23:16,819 --> 01:23:18,786
This is real life.
1436
01:23:19,718 --> 01:23:21,582
And we will kill him.
1437
01:23:21,686 --> 01:23:23,412
Tell us where the tomb is.
1438
01:23:38,082 --> 01:23:39,393
Hi.
So, whoever's in charge,
1439
01:23:39,497 --> 01:23:42,120
I need you to send
officials to go here.
1440
01:23:42,224 --> 01:23:43,328
Here.
1441
01:23:44,467 --> 01:23:46,297
We are closed.
1442
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:47,746
You're closed?
1443
01:23:49,679 --> 01:23:52,786
You know I've been
trying to take a nap
for a year and a half?
1444
01:23:52,889 --> 01:23:54,443
A year and a half.
1445
01:23:55,375 --> 01:23:58,481
I have been burning the candle
at both ends,
1446
01:23:58,585 --> 01:23:59,931
the midnight oil,
1447
01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:03,003
since way before
my friend got kidnapped.
1448
01:24:03,107 --> 01:24:04,970
And all I want to do
1449
01:24:05,523 --> 01:24:07,663
is kick my feet back
1450
01:24:07,766 --> 01:24:09,009
and drink some wine
1451
01:24:09,113 --> 01:24:11,494
that I'm probably
too tired to drink.
1452
01:24:11,598 --> 01:24:13,531
And I want a massage.
1453
01:24:13,634 --> 01:24:18,294
I want someone to massage
my shoulders and my feet,
1454
01:24:18,398 --> 01:24:20,434
and I want it at the same time.
1455
01:24:20,538 --> 01:24:24,231
And I don't care if logistically
that doesn't make sense.
1456
01:24:24,335 --> 01:24:26,992
Because I have worked hard.
1457
01:24:27,855 --> 01:24:30,306
The same way that
I know that you have.
1458
01:24:31,204 --> 01:24:33,413
So I hate to ask you
1459
01:24:33,516 --> 01:24:35,898
to leave this place open
a few more minutes,
1460
01:24:36,001 --> 01:24:37,934
because if we don't,
1461
01:24:38,038 --> 01:24:41,593
a very close friend of mine
and her cover model
1462
01:24:41,697 --> 01:24:43,457
are going to die.
1463
01:25:06,308 --> 01:25:07,861
No good way in, boss!
1464
01:25:07,964 --> 01:25:10,105
What about the caves?
1465
01:25:10,864 --> 01:25:12,210
That's too dangerous!
1466
01:25:12,314 --> 01:25:15,317
Well,
we'll be very careful then.
1467
01:25:28,882 --> 01:25:30,194
Well, come on!
1468
01:25:34,888 --> 01:25:36,717
This way.I have a rule about
1469
01:25:36,821 --> 01:25:38,340
not going into
super creepy caves.
1470
01:25:49,696 --> 01:25:52,630
Julian?
His name is Julian?
1471
01:25:52,733 --> 01:25:55,598
He seems more like
a Buck or a Bruce.
1472
01:25:55,702 --> 01:25:57,186
Lead the way.
1473
01:26:00,879 --> 01:26:03,261
Go on. Don't be scared.
1474
01:26:33,015 --> 01:26:34,810
Watch your step there.
1475
01:26:34,913 --> 01:26:36,087
Bruce!
1476
01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,192
Julian. Oh, no!Julian!
1477
01:26:37,295 --> 01:26:38,917
Whoa.
1478
01:26:39,021 --> 01:26:40,540
Whoa.
1479
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:42,680
Well...
1480
01:26:43,508 --> 01:26:45,234
Let's not have
his death be in vain.
1481
01:26:45,338 --> 01:26:48,099
-Onward and upward.
-What do you mean onward?
1482
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:50,653
We're not gonna go
and get him now, are we?
1483
01:26:50,757 --> 01:26:52,172
Oh, man.
1484
01:27:04,564 --> 01:27:06,221
Okay.
1485
01:27:06,324 --> 01:27:09,016
Yeah. Look, let's just
go back to the boat.
1486
01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:10,984
This is over.
Nobody else has to die.
1487
01:27:11,087 --> 01:27:13,262
No, no, no. Ha-ha!
It's a breeze.
1488
01:27:13,366 --> 01:27:15,816
There's a tunnel.
This could lead to the tomb.
1489
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,784
That's not person-sized.Ah, speak for yourself.
1490
01:27:17,887 --> 01:27:20,165
Come on.
It's practically
a kiddie slide.
1491
01:27:20,269 --> 01:27:22,582
More like
a rock sphincter.Or a troll anus.
1492
01:27:22,685 --> 01:27:25,067
All right, well, you are
going through the anus--
1493
01:27:25,170 --> 01:27:26,482
the hole-- the tunnel!
1494
01:27:26,586 --> 01:27:28,588
Why her?You are our canary
in the coal mine.
1495
01:27:28,691 --> 01:27:30,106
No, that's impossible.
I can't.
1496
01:27:30,210 --> 01:27:31,660
Please let us know
if you get through.
1497
01:27:31,763 --> 01:27:34,076
If we don't hear from you,
Fabio's got to die.
1498
01:27:34,179 --> 01:27:36,354
Wait,
I'm the damsel in distress?
1499
01:27:37,044 --> 01:27:38,287
It's okay. I'm fine.
1500
01:28:14,323 --> 01:28:16,774
I can't.
I'm so sorry. I can't.
1501
01:28:16,877 --> 01:28:18,603
-Hey.
-What?
1502
01:28:19,328 --> 01:28:21,296
Hey, you smell that?
1503
01:28:21,399 --> 01:28:24,333
You mean centuries
worth of bat feces?
Yes, I definitely smell that.
1504
01:28:24,437 --> 01:28:26,646
You gotta take
a big breath for me.
1505
01:28:31,754 --> 01:28:33,135
There you go.
1506
01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:35,102
You can do it, Loretta.
1507
01:28:48,046 --> 01:28:50,808
I think I see a way out.
1508
01:28:54,363 --> 01:28:56,572
Oh, cheese and rice!
1509
01:29:01,266 --> 01:29:02,613
I made it!
1510
01:29:02,716 --> 01:29:04,200
I made it!
1511
01:29:04,304 --> 01:29:06,789
-See? Totally safe.
1512
01:29:07,790 --> 01:29:08,860
Go on. Your turn.
1513
01:29:10,552 --> 01:29:13,451
I'm coming through!
Be right there, okay?
1514
01:30:17,619 --> 01:30:19,759
Why would they
build this here?
1515
01:30:20,863 --> 01:30:22,589
But how is anyone
supposed to worship
1516
01:30:22,693 --> 01:30:24,384
or remember you
if they can't even see it?
1517
01:30:24,488 --> 01:30:26,351
They aren't.
1518
01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:29,424
This isn't a monument
to Kalaman's power.
1519
01:30:30,528 --> 01:30:33,117
It's a hiding place
for a grieving woman.
1520
01:30:33,220 --> 01:30:36,672
Taha came here
to be with her fallen lover.
1521
01:30:38,329 --> 01:30:39,779
She just wanted
to be alone.
1522
01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:42,954
Taha doesn't want us here.
1523
01:30:43,058 --> 01:30:44,404
God, shut up, Rafi.
1524
01:30:44,508 --> 01:30:46,371
It's just the volcano.
1525
01:30:48,028 --> 01:30:49,340
Come on.
1526
01:30:54,483 --> 01:30:56,140
We have to keep going.
1527
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:05,977
All right.
Let's go, Muscles.
1528
01:31:06,771 --> 01:31:08,601
Open it up.
1529
01:31:08,704 --> 01:31:11,155
-Don't disturb them.
-She will be wearing
the headdress.
1530
01:31:11,258 --> 01:31:13,847
Come on.
We didn't come all this way
just to pay our respects.
1531
01:31:13,951 --> 01:31:15,608
I can't, um...
1532
01:31:18,369 --> 01:31:20,578
Uh...I'm sorry, abuela.
1533
01:31:41,806 --> 01:31:43,118
What is that?
1534
01:31:45,258 --> 01:31:47,674
Are those... seashells?
1535
01:31:48,433 --> 01:31:51,298
The crown is made of seashells?
1536
01:31:51,402 --> 01:31:52,955
Where's the treasure?
1537
01:31:53,956 --> 01:31:55,406
She's holding him.
1538
01:31:58,202 --> 01:31:59,962
You mean the dead guy?
1539
01:32:06,486 --> 01:32:07,694
Look.
1540
01:32:09,696 --> 01:32:11,422
It's their courtship.
1541
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:15,426
Kalaman is searching the island
for something.
1542
01:32:18,256 --> 01:32:19,844
Rare red seashells.
1543
01:32:19,948 --> 01:32:24,953
To prove his love,
he gave her one shell
every day for a year
1544
01:32:25,056 --> 01:32:26,610
and made them into a crown,
1545
01:32:26,713 --> 01:32:29,509
bright red like
the flame of their love,
1546
01:32:29,613 --> 01:32:32,995
until the day came
where she accepted his proposal.
1547
01:32:33,099 --> 01:32:34,859
It was never about jewels.
1548
01:32:34,963 --> 01:32:38,691
Kalaman and Taha's riches
weren't material.
1549
01:32:40,624 --> 01:32:42,557
It was their love.
1550
01:32:42,660 --> 01:32:45,007
That's what it meant.
That was enough.
1551
01:32:45,111 --> 01:32:46,319
So that's it?
1552
01:32:47,216 --> 01:32:50,116
All of that time
and money
1553
01:32:50,944 --> 01:32:54,534
spent on, what,
just a cheap metaphor?
1554
01:32:54,638 --> 01:32:57,433
It's a pretty rich metaphor.Oh, shut up!
1555
01:32:57,537 --> 01:32:59,574
-We got to go. We got to go now.
1556
01:32:59,677 --> 01:33:02,853
-Come on. Let's go.
-No, no, no.
You are staying here.
1557
01:33:02,956 --> 01:33:05,027
You think it's all
so sweet and poetic.
1558
01:33:05,131 --> 01:33:07,616
Well, then you can stay here
and spend your last moments
1559
01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:10,654
pondering the richness
of that metaphor.
1560
01:33:11,344 --> 01:33:13,622
-Get in.
-What? Come on, man.
1561
01:33:13,726 --> 01:33:16,176
-Oh, God. Just get in.
Get in the tomb.
-Okay, okay.
1562
01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:18,903
It's better
to be buried alive
than buried dead, I guess.
1563
01:33:19,007 --> 01:33:22,286
-It's really not.
-You know, it is a shame,
really.
1564
01:33:22,389 --> 01:33:23,908
This is a hell of a story.
1565
01:33:24,012 --> 01:33:26,704
Pity you won't be around
to tell it. Come on.
1566
01:33:26,808 --> 01:33:28,395
-But they'll die.
-So will you
1567
01:33:28,499 --> 01:33:31,088
if you don't stop
being such a snowflake!
Get over here!
1568
01:33:40,684 --> 01:33:42,686
This is fine.
This is not an active nightmare
1569
01:33:42,789 --> 01:33:44,446
I've had since
I was 14 years old.
1570
01:33:47,794 --> 01:33:51,522
Why are you going so fast?
It's not a race.
1571
01:33:56,527 --> 01:33:58,840
Wait, no! What are you doing?
Come back here!
1572
01:33:58,943 --> 01:34:03,638
You may have bought the island,
but now the island owns you!
1573
01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:05,985
You can't just
leave me here!
1574
01:34:08,021 --> 01:34:10,403
Rafi! Come back!
1575
01:34:12,577 --> 01:34:13,993
I need a boat!
1576
01:34:23,416 --> 01:34:25,521
Hey, hey, stop! Stop!
1577
01:34:27,523 --> 01:34:29,387
Help! Help!
1578
01:34:29,491 --> 01:34:31,596
One of the locals
just stole my boat!
1579
01:34:31,700 --> 01:34:33,460
Have you seen a woman?
1580
01:34:33,564 --> 01:34:36,671
She's a brunette
in a sequined jumpsuit.
1581
01:34:36,774 --> 01:34:40,778
No. Is she in some sort
of trouble?
1582
01:34:52,445 --> 01:34:54,171
It's kind of funny.
1583
01:34:55,586 --> 01:34:57,381
I used to think this...
1584
01:34:57,484 --> 01:34:59,383
this sort of thing
was so romantic.
1585
01:34:59,486 --> 01:35:00,867
Yeah?
1586
01:35:00,971 --> 01:35:04,319
Being locked in a coffin
about to be buried by lava,
1587
01:35:04,422 --> 01:35:07,011
or... cuddling dead people?
1588
01:35:07,805 --> 01:35:10,877
Just laying down
with a lost love.
1589
01:35:10,981 --> 01:35:12,189
Like Taha did.
1590
01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:15,951
God.Oh...
1591
01:35:16,538 --> 01:35:17,919
Oh, God.
1592
01:35:18,022 --> 01:35:20,231
I'm sorry.
1593
01:35:20,335 --> 01:35:22,786
I'm sorry that
I couldn't save you.
1594
01:35:22,889 --> 01:35:24,857
I'm sorry I couldn't be Dash.
1595
01:35:25,443 --> 01:35:26,721
You're right.
1596
01:35:27,756 --> 01:35:29,309
You're nothing like Dash.
1597
01:35:29,413 --> 01:35:32,450
You didn't ride in
on a white horse
to save me.
1598
01:35:32,554 --> 01:35:37,939
You rode in on a...
borrowed scooter
with a broken muffler.
1599
01:35:39,319 --> 01:35:40,735
Yeah.
1600
01:35:40,838 --> 01:35:43,738
I never could've written
a Dash like you.
1601
01:35:45,636 --> 01:35:47,569
'Cause I never knew
1602
01:35:48,259 --> 01:35:50,054
a Dash like Alan.
1603
01:35:50,158 --> 01:35:52,608
I was so afraid
of being hurt by life again
1604
01:35:52,712 --> 01:35:54,093
that I just stopped living.
1605
01:35:54,196 --> 01:35:56,198
Couldn't see the good things
in front of me.
1606
01:35:56,302 --> 01:35:59,788
I'm just so sorry
I didn't see you sooner.
1607
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,480
I have a confession too.
1608
01:36:02,584 --> 01:36:06,484
See, I was really liking
where this new story of ours
was headed.
1609
01:36:06,588 --> 01:36:09,798
I just wanted to see how
it was gonna turn out, I guess.
1610
01:36:11,110 --> 01:36:13,664
The Adventures
of Loretta and Alan.
1611
01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:17,702
No, it would need
a better title than that.
1612
01:36:17,806 --> 01:36:19,774
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.
1613
01:36:20,913 --> 01:36:24,709
Sorry. Just...
Taha's femur is poking me.
1614
01:36:28,403 --> 01:36:30,163
Rafi must have
left that.
1615
01:36:30,267 --> 01:36:32,787
How do you forget your crowbar?
It's gonna help us escape.
1616
01:36:32,890 --> 01:36:34,512
No, he left it
on purpose.
1617
01:36:34,616 --> 01:36:36,307
Oh, cool. I always liked him.
1618
01:36:36,411 --> 01:36:37,826
One...Okay.
1619
01:36:37,930 --> 01:36:39,759
...two, three!Okay.
1620
01:36:39,863 --> 01:36:43,798
I would've preferred him
to not leave us here
in the first place, but...
1621
01:36:44,488 --> 01:36:45,316
Okay.
1622
01:37:06,372 --> 01:37:08,581
Dulcius ex asperis.
1623
01:37:12,930 --> 01:37:14,829
Sweeter after difficulty.
1624
01:37:21,456 --> 01:37:22,906
Go up!
Run for the trees!
1625
01:37:24,114 --> 01:37:27,013
Wait. Nope. Never mind.
Trees are on fire.
1626
01:37:27,462 --> 01:37:29,153
Okay.
1627
01:37:30,741 --> 01:37:32,605
We can go back
through the tunnel.
1628
01:37:33,571 --> 01:37:34,849
Nope. Tunnel's a no-go.
1629
01:37:39,957 --> 01:37:41,925
Um, okay.
I'm open to other ideas.
1630
01:37:42,028 --> 01:37:45,583
There's a current.
We can follow it into the ocean.
1631
01:37:45,687 --> 01:37:47,309
How do we know
what's on the other side?
1632
01:37:47,827 --> 01:37:48,897
We don't.
1633
01:37:50,726 --> 01:37:52,867
There's only one way
to find out.
1634
01:37:54,420 --> 01:37:56,077
Worth the rash.Yeah?
1635
01:38:17,063 --> 01:38:18,064
Alan?
1636
01:38:26,521 --> 01:38:27,763
Alan!
1637
01:39:05,215 --> 01:39:06,216
Alan?
1638
01:39:06,319 --> 01:39:09,012
A-- Alan?
1639
01:39:10,220 --> 01:39:11,221
Alan!
1640
01:39:14,500 --> 01:39:16,226
Oh, my God! You're alive!
1641
01:39:16,329 --> 01:39:18,573
I'm alive.Oh, my God.
I thought I killed you.
1642
01:39:21,541 --> 01:39:22,508
Is that Beth?
1643
01:39:22,611 --> 01:39:23,854
Loretta!
1644
01:39:24,475 --> 01:39:25,649
Beth!
1645
01:39:25,752 --> 01:39:27,409
Beth!
1646
01:39:27,513 --> 01:39:28,755
Beth!
1647
01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:35,797
Beth, you're here!
1648
01:39:36,453 --> 01:39:37,661
Why are you here?
1649
01:39:37,764 --> 01:39:40,560
I told you I got your back,
girl!
1650
01:39:41,147 --> 01:39:42,942
I'm so sorry!
1651
01:39:43,046 --> 01:39:45,151
I destroyed
the jumpsuit!
1652
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:46,601
What?
1653
01:39:46,704 --> 01:39:49,224
Never mind! Later.
1654
01:39:49,328 --> 01:39:51,330
I found a British guy
in a cave.
1655
01:39:51,433 --> 01:39:53,918
I thought he was a little boy,
but he has a full beard.
1656
01:39:54,022 --> 01:39:57,301
Beth, that's Fairfax!
He kidnapped us!
1657
01:39:57,405 --> 01:40:00,166
He's a bad guy, Beth!
He killed my trainer!
1658
01:40:00,270 --> 01:40:01,271
Get him!
1659
01:40:01,788 --> 01:40:02,962
Stop him!
1660
01:40:10,797 --> 01:40:13,007
I got your back, girl.
1661
01:40:15,147 --> 01:40:17,114
Where were you running?
It's a boat.
1662
01:40:17,218 --> 01:40:18,736
This guy's hilarious.
1663
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:20,566
Got you.
1664
01:40:20,669 --> 01:40:21,946
Swim over to the rock!
1665
01:40:22,050 --> 01:40:24,121
I don't got you.
No, I got you.I got you.
1666
01:40:24,225 --> 01:40:26,123
We're gonna get you.
It's gonna be okay.
1667
01:40:26,227 --> 01:40:28,815
"Finding refuge
on a nearby rock,
1668
01:40:28,919 --> 01:40:31,025
he lifted her from the water,
1669
01:40:31,128 --> 01:40:34,304
his powerful arms
pulling her body close.
1670
01:40:34,407 --> 01:40:35,546
Alan whispered..."
1671
01:40:35,650 --> 01:40:38,204
Shh. You're safe now.
1672
01:40:40,620 --> 01:40:45,280
"In that moment,
Loretta could feel a new
adventure was just beginning."
1673
01:40:46,557 --> 01:40:49,215
"The heart-pounding passion
of the narrow escape
1674
01:40:49,319 --> 01:40:52,253
only inflamed Loretta's
desire for him.
1675
01:40:52,356 --> 01:40:56,567
She was thirsty for the hot lava
soon to be pulsing from his..."
1676
01:40:56,671 --> 01:41:00,261
Don't you go stopping
right at the good part.
1677
01:41:01,607 --> 01:41:03,436
It's nothing she hasn't
read before.
1678
01:41:03,540 --> 01:41:04,920
Didn't I tell you?
1679
01:41:05,024 --> 01:41:08,027
The most beautiful beach
in the world.
1680
01:41:08,131 --> 01:41:11,444
Maybe later, I'll show you
the Cove of Enchantment?
1681
01:41:11,548 --> 01:41:13,136
No, you can take Randy.
1682
01:41:13,239 --> 01:41:16,898
Remember, you are
my platonic man friend.
1683
01:41:17,001 --> 01:41:20,039
Platonic?
I like the sound of that.
1684
01:41:20,143 --> 01:41:22,800
Not sure what it means,
but I like the sound of it.
1685
01:41:22,904 --> 01:41:25,113
Here you go, Randy.
1686
01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:29,186
My dear.You are an angel.
Thank you.
1687
01:41:29,842 --> 01:41:31,257
How did you know?
1688
01:41:43,166 --> 01:41:45,961
Nice way to end
a book tour, right?Mm-hmm.
1689
01:41:46,514 --> 01:41:48,343
Um...
1690
01:41:48,447 --> 01:41:52,692
You know,
I have a phrase I like to use
in moments like these, actually.
1691
01:41:52,796 --> 01:41:54,038
Um...
1692
01:41:55,523 --> 01:41:56,938
Quid deinde?
1693
01:41:58,077 --> 01:42:01,253
It's Latin.
It means, uh, "What's next?"
1694
01:42:03,151 --> 01:42:04,670
Quid cogitas?
1695
01:42:04,773 --> 01:42:06,154
Mmm.
1696
01:42:06,879 --> 01:42:08,052
Buca di Beppo.
1697
01:42:11,470 --> 01:42:13,127
Yeah. I know
zero other Latin.No. Yes.
1698
01:42:13,230 --> 01:42:16,164
I looked it up
for this moment right now.
1699
01:42:16,992 --> 01:42:19,133
So, what does come next?
1700
01:42:19,236 --> 01:42:21,721
How would you write this?I don't know.
1701
01:42:21,825 --> 01:42:24,379
How would you write it?Do we really want me
to write this?
1702
01:42:24,483 --> 01:42:26,830
Just try. Take a stab at it.Okay. I'll write it.
1703
01:42:26,933 --> 01:42:28,280
Okay.
1704
01:42:28,383 --> 01:42:31,386
"We were-- They were, uh...
standing on a beach."
1705
01:42:31,490 --> 01:42:33,423
Sets the stage for the audience.
They know where we are.
1706
01:42:33,526 --> 01:42:35,321
You're already laughing.
Why are you laughing at me?
1707
01:42:35,425 --> 01:42:37,220
I'm not laughing.
I'm smiling.You are.
1708
01:42:37,323 --> 01:42:41,327
"There are palm trees
above a brown
1709
01:42:42,190 --> 01:42:44,813
bark-like hair
of the maiden.
1710
01:42:44,917 --> 01:42:46,781
There is a dead jellyfish--"
1711
01:42:46,884 --> 01:42:49,335
All you're doing
is describing what you're
actually seeing right now.
1712
01:42:49,439 --> 01:42:52,269
"He's nervous
because he really likes her."
1713
01:42:53,132 --> 01:42:55,169
It's nice writing.
1714
01:42:55,272 --> 01:42:56,584
Thanks.You're welcome.
1715
01:42:56,687 --> 01:42:57,792
I'll keep going.
1716
01:42:57,895 --> 01:42:59,483
"He looked deep in her eyes.
1717
01:42:59,587 --> 01:43:03,038
The only thing
that could compare
to the pulse of that ocean
1718
01:43:03,832 --> 01:43:04,902
was the throbbing in the--"
1719
01:43:05,006 --> 01:43:08,112
Okay, no, you can't throb.Why not?
1720
01:43:08,216 --> 01:43:09,942
Can't come
out of the gate
with a throb.
1721
01:43:10,045 --> 01:43:12,358
You throb all the time.I don't come
out of the gate with it.
1722
01:43:12,462 --> 01:43:14,360
You have to earn the throb.Who made you
the queen of throb?
1723
01:43:14,464 --> 01:43:18,157
It's usually a chapter four
thing. You want it brought up
appropriately in four.
1724
01:43:18,261 --> 01:43:20,366
I think you throb
in all the chapters.
"Pulsating."
1725
01:43:20,470 --> 01:43:22,403
It's a precursor to throb.
1726
01:43:22,506 --> 01:43:24,612
"Undulating."You just jumped to five.
1727
01:43:24,715 --> 01:43:27,580
How 'bout they just kiss?
Why not?Just like a regular kiss?
1728
01:43:27,684 --> 01:43:29,548
Yeah. Like a
beginning-of-the-chapter kiss.
1729
01:43:29,651 --> 01:43:31,239
I'm good at starting--
1730
01:43:35,105 --> 01:43:36,589
How was that? Any notes?
1731
01:43:37,349 --> 01:43:40,731
Very good
first chapter attempt.
1732
01:43:41,870 --> 01:43:43,700
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪
1733
01:43:43,803 --> 01:43:46,012
♪ I can tell
You got big, big energy♪
1734
01:43:46,116 --> 01:43:48,325
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪
1735
01:43:48,429 --> 01:43:50,327
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪
1736
01:43:50,431 --> 01:43:52,709
♪ Make 'em sang to this thing
Like a melody♪
1737
01:43:52,812 --> 01:43:55,090
♪ And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy♪
1738
01:43:55,194 --> 01:43:57,645
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪
1739
01:43:57,748 --> 01:44:00,303
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪
1740
01:44:00,406 --> 01:44:01,890
♪ Tell me how you want it♪
1741
01:44:01,994 --> 01:44:03,858
♪ Three, two, one
And I'm on it♪
1742
01:44:03,961 --> 01:44:05,825
♪ Feel good, don't it?
Hood chick, you in a bonnet♪
1743
01:44:05,929 --> 01:44:07,896
♪ I'ma bust it on a pole
Like Onyx♪
1744
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:11,175
♪ I'm just being honest
Juicy, Minute Maid♪
1745
01:44:11,279 --> 01:44:12,970
♪ But can't do it
One minute, man♪
1746
01:44:13,074 --> 01:44:15,559
♪ Not a side or a main
I'm the only one he entertain♪
1747
01:44:15,663 --> 01:44:17,734
♪ Spending his
Mine in the bank♪
1748
01:44:17,837 --> 01:44:21,462
♪ I like what I see
A boss like you
Need a boss like me♪
1749
01:44:21,565 --> 01:44:23,533
♪ Daddy from the street
So he move low key♪
1750
01:44:23,636 --> 01:44:25,914
♪ Tryna ride that mic
Like karaoke♪
1751
01:44:26,018 --> 01:44:28,503
♪ On the count of three
Bad, get money♪
1752
01:44:28,607 --> 01:44:30,678
♪ Broke to the left
We don't want it♪
1753
01:44:30,781 --> 01:44:32,956
♪ I'm the one they love to hate
But they can't get past♪
1754
01:44:33,059 --> 01:44:36,200
♪ Pretty face, no waist
And a big old back♪
1755
01:44:36,304 --> 01:44:38,237
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪
1756
01:44:38,341 --> 01:44:40,481
♪ I can tell you got
Big, big energy♪
1757
01:44:40,584 --> 01:44:42,690
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪
1758
01:44:42,793 --> 01:44:44,761
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪
1759
01:44:44,864 --> 01:44:47,039
♪ Make 'em sing to this thing
Like a melody♪
1760
01:44:47,142 --> 01:44:49,490
♪ And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy♪
1761
01:44:49,593 --> 01:44:51,733
♪ It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me♪
1762
01:44:51,837 --> 01:44:54,253
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪
1763
01:44:54,357 --> 01:44:58,188
♪ Got that real big energy...♪
1764
01:45:05,989 --> 01:45:07,473
Psst!
1765
01:45:08,129 --> 01:45:09,613
Psst.
1766
01:45:10,580 --> 01:45:11,581
Psst.
1767
01:45:13,652 --> 01:45:14,618
Mother--
1768
01:45:14,722 --> 01:45:16,448
You were dead.
1769
01:45:16,551 --> 01:45:19,416
Your brains came out
of your face and hit
the back of my throat.
1770
01:45:19,520 --> 01:45:22,074
-He was in my mouth.
-Don't say he was in your mouth.
1771
01:45:22,177 --> 01:45:23,800
-I could taste you.
-Don't ever say that.
1772
01:45:23,903 --> 01:45:29,081
We only use 10% of our brain,
so I just switched
to another 10%.
1773
01:45:29,184 --> 01:45:32,015
So, you're okay?
1774
01:45:32,118 --> 01:45:33,810
One hundred percent.
1775
01:45:33,913 --> 01:45:35,398
Meaning 10%.
1776
01:45:35,501 --> 01:45:37,261
We thought you were dead.
1777
01:45:37,365 --> 01:45:40,092
Naturally,
I have some anger issues
I need to let go of.
1778
01:45:40,195 --> 01:45:42,543
Of course.And resentment.
1779
01:45:44,441 --> 01:45:45,787
So good to see you, man.
1780
01:45:45,891 --> 01:45:47,962
Okay,
let's keep the chatter down.
1781
01:45:48,065 --> 01:45:52,449
We're closing our eyes
and reconnecting to our breath.
1782
01:45:53,519 --> 01:45:54,624
Great.
1783
01:45:55,452 --> 01:45:56,453
Great.
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