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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,176 INVASION OF CHINESE PRODUCTS AFFECTS BRASILIAN INDUSTRY 4 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,436 SEPTEMBER 5 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,203 Condensed milk here, marshmallows here. 6 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,372 Peanut brittles, sweet potato sweets, 7 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,665 and sweet popcorn. 8 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,043 Are you taking any toys? The children love them! 9 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:33,130 I've got some toy police cars that outside are 15. 10 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,299 But if you take two, I'll let you take them for 10. 11 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,969 -Should I? -Of course you should! 12 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:43,140 Take all 4 to close the lot. Christmas is here! 13 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:46,309 -Christmas in September? -Time flies! 14 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,855 The manufacturers are broke and stopped production. 15 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,191 Mr. Nazir knows his stuff. I'd take them all if I were you. 16 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,152 What will you take for the girls? 17 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:56,236 What girls? 18 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,990 Don't you have a daughter, a niece, a goddaughter? 19 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,784 Look at this nice doll for 19,99. 20 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,620 It's not a cheap one, the eyes open and close. 21 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,998 It has real hair. 22 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,792 If you take 2, I'll leave it at 15, deal? 23 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,004 I saw this doll at half price around the corner. 24 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,630 You get what you pay for! 25 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:20,093 Those fake toys can lose an eye and the child could choke, die. 26 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,303 -Whose fault is it? -Whose? 27 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,765 -Yours! -Or the fake toys'. 28 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,726 They are destroying Brazil's economy. 29 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,479 Ma'am, olive oil on top, 30 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,231 honey in the middle, and wine at the bottom, 31 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,524 won't fool anyone. 32 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,443 Did you hear? Wine at the bottom. 33 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,237 -Do you want to rot in prison? -No, get me a doll. 34 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,615 -Here, take another. -Alright. 35 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,657 "From To's?" 36 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,075 FROM: TO: 37 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,953 Take the presents. How many children do you have? 38 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,081 -3 boys. -The boys will love them! 39 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,833 -Bye, dear. -Bye. 40 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,795 -Merry Christmas! -To you too. 41 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,046 -Mrs. Fran! -What? 42 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,965 Where is Carlos Eduardo? He's still not here. 43 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,134 I must deliver this to Mr. Bernardo. 44 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,220 I'm worried about him. 45 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,097 He went to see his aunt, she's rag and bone. 46 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,349 She's in the hospital. 47 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,101 Even so, he said he'd be early. 48 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,479 He probably got stuck traffic. 49 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,272 -What happened? -It hit the fan. 50 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,107 That's conspiracy. 51 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,109 Let me tell you, 52 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,862 bet 5 on the Pig, and 5 on the Crocodile. 53 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:21,988 Repeat last week's. 54 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,116 I can't, my child's bike broke. 55 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,119 -It's up to you. -5 on the Pig and Crocodile. 56 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,162 -Alright? -Thanks. 57 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:33,083 Hey, honey, you're going to trip walking so fast. 58 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,502 -Oh, my! -Capelete, all on the Peacock. 59 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,379 She jumped the gun! The delivery! 60 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,840 Francis, I'll be right there. 61 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,007 Close up that game. 62 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,552 It's closed, But the cashier isn't. 63 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,178 Pisces: 64 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,014 "Moon in quadrature with Neptune. 65 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,559 Pisceans may be feeling divided.” 66 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,977 I'm divided. 67 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,396 "Emotional matters are focused.” 68 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,815 Check his, to see if we match. 69 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:01,027 "Sagittarius, an interesting day for revealing conversations." 70 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,905 "You're changing your mind about relationships." 71 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:04,990 Really? 72 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,533 I'll check the Chinese horoscope. 73 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,869 You are a Snake, and I think he's a Pig. 74 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,704 -Pig? -Hello, ma'am? 75 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,123 Do you have Christmas lights? 76 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,624 Christmas in September? 77 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,169 She's just like me, cautious. 78 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,713 Time flies. 79 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,049 -Don't mind her, she's slow. -I'm not slow. 80 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:27,053 Then offer her coffee so I can make a sale. 81 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,389 -You cut the coffee. -Find a way. 82 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,933 Read her some mystical stuff, 83 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,768 while I fetch the lights. 84 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,605 Dear, I'm going up to our warehouse 85 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,899 to find your lights. 86 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:42,611 Stay here with An dress a, she'll show you something cool. 87 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:46,072 She will read your aura. 88 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,754 Do you have time to take a shower? 89 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,219 -Hey, Jessica. -Hi. 90 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,055 Do you have Christmas lights? 91 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,974 Have Christmas lights arrived? 92 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,186 -Do you have Christmas lights? -No, my dear. 93 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,772 Oh my, where will I find them? 94 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,607 Christmas lights... 95 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,069 Do you have Christmas lights? 96 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,238 -Maybe the Chinese has it. -Across the street? 97 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,616 Christmas trees, Santa Claus, get it? 98 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,953 Flickering lights. Flickering. 99 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,622 Foreigners don't understand a word we say. 100 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,958 Not glasses, Christmas. 101 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,418 Don't they know what Christmas is in China? 102 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,420 The birth of... 103 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,216 Jesus. 104 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:50,011 Jesus is born, it's Christmas. Peace and love. 105 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,139 Jesus. No, not hair clips. 106 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,475 Jesus. 107 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,979 -Jesus. -Here, all Buddha. 108 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,563 -All "booty"? -Buddha. 109 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,232 -All "boobie"? -Buddha. 110 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,150 Oh, all Buddha! 111 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,653 Interesting, but I want lights. 112 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,489 St. George, give me light. They don't understand. 113 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,409 I know! Flickering! 114 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,160 Look, over here. 115 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,288 Flickering! 116 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,166 -Okay. -Okay, poor thing. 117 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,169 How terrible! I'm glad I'm not foreign. 118 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,714 -Alright! -It's 1,99. 119 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,008 What's with the price? That's outrageous! 120 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,176 -Too expensive? -No, too cheap! 121 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,847 How can 140 lights cost 1.99? 122 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,599 Things here are cheap and very good. 123 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:40,061 I doubt they'll still be flickering on the 25th. 124 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,858 Get me 10 bucks of lights. That's 5 boxes, right? 125 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:51,740 So stupid. I'm glad I'm not foreign. 126 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:55,076 I feel sorry for foreigners. It's the same doll. 127 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,870 Mrs. Chinese... 128 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,413 -What's your name? -Mrs. Lai. 129 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,999 Mrs. Lai, how much are these dolls? 130 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,084 8.99. 131 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,086 -Only that? -"Chip," right? 132 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,504 "Vely chip."” 133 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,256 -Do you have plenty? -Yes, lots. 134 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,674 Oh, darn. 135 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,260 -Hey. -Hey! 136 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,139 Change? Are you trying to annoy me? 137 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,101 Too cheap. Thanks, and bye, Mr... 138 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,896 -Chao. -I'm going, but, your name? 139 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,022 Chao! 140 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:28,026 How disrespectful! Why won't he tell me his name? 141 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,903 His name is Chao. 142 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:33,364 I'm sorry. So, your name is Chao? 143 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,034 Ciao, Mr. Chao. 144 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,160 I like it. 145 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,537 -Ciao, Chao. -Bye bye. 146 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,540 Bye bye, may Buddha be with you. 147 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,708 See ya. 148 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,296 Be careful. 149 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,924 Soon skanks will be chasing your husband. 150 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,801 In the summer, they're like cockroaches, 151 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,677 they're out when it's hot. 152 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,680 Here, ma'am, I found your lights. 153 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,809 Sorry for the wait, the stock was a mess. 154 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,937 -How much? -It's 1,99. 155 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,398 -That's it? -Yes, everything is cheap here. 156 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,819 -I'll take 2. -She's cautious like me. 157 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:15,156 Since I'm so forewarned, let's get your Christmas gifts. 158 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,158 -An dress a will show you. -Yes, let's go. 159 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,077 There are lots of things on sale. 160 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,620 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 161 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,580 -It's a boy, right? -Yes, boy. 162 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,165 -How old is he? -He's 6. 163 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:27,836 We have building blocks, the ABC game, dominoes. 164 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,179 I'll be right back, dear! 165 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,731 If you came begging for money, just leave! 166 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:52,610 -Alright. -Have you organized the stock? 167 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,446 -But, Dad, I'm caught up. -Caught up? 168 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,782 I've been asking you for 3 months! 169 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,993 You don't sound like a merchant's son! 170 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,786 -Do you remember grandpa? -Please! 171 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:06,207 -Your grandpa left Lebanon... -Empty handed. 172 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:10,003 Here he found enough willpower to make America! 173 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,131 Why didn't he go to the USA? It's a much better America. 174 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,674 Respect! 175 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,969 We are greatly in debt to this country 176 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,013 that welcomed us with open arms. 177 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,016 Dad, that was 100 years ago. 178 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,644 That already happened. Think about the future. 179 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:30,773 Respect Brazil. Respect! 180 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,902 There's a sign that says: 181 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,905 "Even Lebanon's vines make way for a Brazilian." 182 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,907 - I know. -Very good. 183 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,658 Repeat it. 184 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,162 "Even Lebanon's vines make way for a Brazilian." 185 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,248 With respect. Try again. 186 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,379 "Even Lebanon's vines 187 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:57,800 make way for a Brazilian." 188 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,636 Very good. 189 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,846 Now go and organize the stock. 190 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,060 Carlos Eduardo, where were you? 191 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,938 I sent your aunt to the hospital for the 3rd time. 192 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,023 Mr. Nazir is out to get you! 193 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,068 You know I live far. I take 3 buses. 194 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,695 If I lived closer, such as, your house. 195 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,656 Don't go there! My house is my house. 196 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,867 I've worked since I was 11 to have my own things. 197 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,869 If I moved in, I wouldn't be late. 198 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,456 You mean, move in with me? 199 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:32,085 I've already raised my children. Why raise an old man? 200 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,088 -Not over my dead body. -My black girl... 201 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,174 We are a couple, dear. Couples live together. 202 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,969 A couple means women getting screwed up, 203 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,973 or me waking up early to make you dinner? 204 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:48,893 You want to live together so you can change the channel. 205 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,562 To open my fridge and eat my yogurt? 206 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,106 No way! 207 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,317 Seriously, dear, I'm sure you'd love it. 208 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,862 -Stop it. -Imagine breakfast in bed. 209 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,239 Stop it, Carlos Eduardo. 210 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,993 Caressing you. Cuddling in bed. 211 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,122 How often must I tell you 212 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,916 deodorant is not perfume, Carlos Eduardo? 213 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,254 You wasted my entire can of deodorant! 214 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,338 That one! 215 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:21,009 Let's see if we can afford it. 216 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,594 -Hello 217 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:27,140 -How may I help you? -How much is this doll? 218 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,474 -This one? -Yeah. 219 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,018 It's yours. 220 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,145 1800 number, it's free. 221 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,732 It's so cheap it's not even 20; it's only 19,99, 222 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,608 Oh, 19... 223 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,153 Take 2 and I'll leave it at 15. 224 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,239 No, thanks. Take it. 225 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,159 At the Chinese store it's a lot cheaper. 226 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,952 Let's go, my dear. 227 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,371 They're ripping us off. 228 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,500 Oh, my God. 229 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,627 -Come on, everyone! -Geez. 230 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,547 -Everything here is super cheap! -Sorry, Mr. Nazir. 231 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,175 But we must talk, we can't work like this. 232 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,386 -What is it? -Did you hear about the Chinese? 233 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:09,724 -They're selling a similar doll. -So what? 234 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:14,812 We sell it for 15 on a bargain, and they price it at 8.99! 235 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,397 Impossible! 236 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,525 -How can they go so low? -I don't know. 237 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,862 I can't sleep just thinking about this. 238 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,989 How can they have such absurd prices? 239 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,991 I don't get it. We have to find out! 240 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,077 Quite the enigma! 241 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,537 But do you know what really annoys me? 242 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,791 Those Christmas lights. How can that be, Mr. Nazir? 243 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:39,087 A box full of lights costs 1.99! 244 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,422 Think with me, add it up. 245 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,175 I buy a plug at Mr. Salim's, 4 bucks. 246 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,303 One meter of wire at Mr. Hashid's, 10 bucks. 247 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,556 A dozen of lights at Mr. Nacib's, 248 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,226 round it to 12, that's over 20. 249 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,687 And they have to box it and bring it from China! 250 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,189 That's impossible! 251 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,024 You are right! 252 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,985 We can't handle disloyal competition! 253 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,988 Soon they'll be selling dog sfiha. 254 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,032 Did you know they eat dog? 255 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,785 -Are you sure? -Yes, I saw it in a movie. 256 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,245 No, I mean the price. 257 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:15,373 I'm sure, I saw it for myself. 258 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,792 -That's it! That's it! -Calm down! 259 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,045 That's why we lost so much business! 260 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,005 Please, stay calm, Mr. Nazir. 261 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,134 Why did I open my mouth? He can't handle this. 262 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:31,013 No one cares about what happens to the Brazilian industry. 263 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,933 -Do they? -Calm down, sir. 264 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,476 Where are you going? 265 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,478 Stay on the register. 266 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,897 Come on, people! 267 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,732 Come on in! 268 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,402 Look, the Arab went crazy. 269 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,404 Come on in! 270 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,614 Cigarettes! 271 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,033 Authentic Paraguayan cigarettes! 272 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,494 Authentic and Paraguayan? 273 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,037 That's all I needed. 274 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,096 Come in, people! 275 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,182 Young lady, please! 276 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,058 Come here. 277 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,977 It's all wonderful! 278 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,437 Come in, guys! 279 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,105 Look at that! 280 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,108 Now I'm only using chop sticks. 281 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,319 Come in, guys! 282 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,196 -Let's go, guys! -Carlos Eduardo? 283 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,907 -Come in! -Carlos Eduardo! 284 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,118 Can you come here real quick? 285 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,536 Right on, my queen. 286 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,330 -What did you say? -What? 287 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,666 Saying you're only using chopsticks from now on. 288 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,085 -I'm watching you! - I was kidding. 289 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,921 Go on, laugh. 290 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,479 -I'm just looking around, okay? -Okay. 291 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,199 -How much is this? -"Thiteen." 292 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,076 -How much? -One, "thlee."” 293 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,746 -One, "thlee, thiteen." -One, "thlee."” 294 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,641 -What a weird bunch. -Who are you talking about? 295 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,643 Those Chinese are very weird. 296 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,020 I saw in a karate movie 297 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,481 that they eat scorpions. 298 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,484 There are no scorpions here. What do they eat here? 299 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,362 I bet they're eating cockroaches. 300 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,115 Look at him! 301 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,033 Poor guy! Oh, my God! 302 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,661 They don't understand a word we say. 303 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,414 Always with a stupid look on their face. 304 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,250 They laugh at the wrong time. 305 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,127 Thank God I'm not foreign. 306 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,879 I heard the Chinese thingy is horizontal. 307 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,257 Show me some respect! 308 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,135 Haven't you ever heard that before? 309 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,138 I think you know a bit too much. 310 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,182 You're too interested in the horizontal. 311 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,281 How much are you selling these for? 312 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,574 8.99. 313 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,285 8.99? 314 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,828 It's "chip." 315 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,581 It's a little too "chip." 316 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,168 No checks, no cards. Cash only. 317 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,938 You are in Brazil, not in China! 318 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,568 You shouldn't speak a foreign language 319 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,445 around a customer! 320 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,989 It's lack of respect! Didn't you know? 321 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,492 No "pulchase," no "ploblem.” 322 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,328 I won't buy a thing! 323 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,955 Who knows if you are badmouthing me? 324 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,837 An dress a? 325 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,006 -Yes, Peri? -My sign is Leo. 326 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:39,136 Could the stars be favoring an independent, successful, 327 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,514 heir to an empire in Saara, 328 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:45,142 to go along a wonderful babe like you? 329 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,603 Let's do it. 330 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,980 For you that are of Leo, 331 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,232 the drought goes on. 332 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,608 I doubt it. 333 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,611 -My God! -What's wrong, Dad? 334 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,781 This is becoming Babel! 335 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,200 What happened, Mr. Nazir? 336 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,662 Here in Saara, we all want to make money. 337 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,997 Treating clients well, paying taxes. 338 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,624 But the Chinese! 339 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,752 -What happened? -They can't treat us well. 340 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,547 -Did they offend you? -How should I know? 341 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,257 They only speak Chinese! 342 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,932 St. George Store can't compete with the Chinese prices! 343 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,016 I wish 344 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,686 Dad was here to tell me what to do. 345 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:32,022 Let him be. We aren't there, and he's not here. 346 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,650 Call An dress a to do a reading on Grandpa. 347 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,193 Shut up! 348 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,322 The Chinese are smart and are taking over the world! 349 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,159 -We'll miss the USA. -That's true. 350 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,201 But St. George is bigger, 351 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,830 he'll teach us how to slay this Chinese dragon. 352 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,081 How, Francis? 353 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,209 That's a smart question. Please, how? 354 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,421 We must fight toe to toe. 355 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:59,425 We have to buy Chinese products and sell cheaper than them. 356 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,678 Buy them where? They're very reserved. 357 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,599 Here nothing is reserved. 358 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,059 This isn't Chinatown. Everything is mixed up. 359 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,228 I'm going to make them open their eyes. 360 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,356 Even if I have to do a voodoo spell for Buddha. 361 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,359 I'll get the Chinese Dragon under St. George's mantle. 362 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,737 May God be with you. 363 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,116 Din Din no want prisoner! Din Din want go out! 364 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,619 He is not the boss of Din Din. 365 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,247 I will never marry him! 366 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,837 I hate Chao! I hate you! 367 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,265 That's why no one appreciates the pig. 368 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,226 -What? -Do you know why? 369 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,977 What's with the pig? 370 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,896 The pig walks with his head low. 371 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,106 It's about attitude, not looking up or down. 372 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,109 Money fell on the floor? Forget it and keep going. 373 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,154 You're crazy! You drank too much. 374 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,366 Ask for the check. What's with the pig? 375 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,244 Waldir, the check, please. 376 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,501 -Geez, I forgot my wallet! -You forgot? 377 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,796 You haven't seen each other in a long time. 378 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,673 I've got too much in my head. 379 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,342 Too much in the head and nothing in your pocket. 380 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,135 Give me my bag, Zero Credit. 381 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:29,139 Stop looking for it, you'll never find that wallet. 382 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,517 -I'll get the next one. -I know it by heart. 383 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,435 "Next time, I insist.” 384 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,771 Insist on what? 385 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,148 Waldir, here. 386 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:54,164 YEAR 4712 387 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,340 Give us each day our daily bread 388 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,968 and forgive our debts 389 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:09,179 just like we forgive those indebted to us. 390 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,474 Lead us not into temptation. YEAR 2014 391 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,311 But deliver us from evil. YEAR 2014 392 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:20,983 Because yours is, the king, the glory, and power. 393 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:33,120 YEAR 5770 394 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,750 At 5, your child is your dictator. 395 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,460 At 10, your slave. 396 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,129 At 15, he resembles you. 397 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,089 And then he becomes 398 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,259 your friend, or foe. 399 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:50,596 Come on! Peri is a good kid! 400 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:54,600 God knows, he can't even manage his own room. 401 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,020 -Much less a business! -Things change, Nazir! 402 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,774 My children don't care about the business. 403 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,401 But at least you got them to graduate. 404 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,654 Peri dropped out of college. 405 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,239 "I don't feel like studying."” 406 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,618 What does feeling have to do with thinking? 407 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,411 -But, friend... -What is it? 408 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:18,916 The raise, it's too expensive. I won't make it. 409 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,293 The rent here is a bargain! 410 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,629 For years it has been the same price! 411 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,673 These are different times! 412 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:28,759 I've never been in such a tight spot. 413 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,178 I understand you don't feel the burden, 414 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,681 "cause the Chinese don't sell gold. 415 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,058 The Arabs are always the victims! 416 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,561 What are the humble Arabs 417 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,523 compared to those chosen by God? 418 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,780 Carlos Eduardo! 419 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,952 I am free! Bye! 420 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,162 Where are you going, Zero Credit? 421 00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:00,040 -Over there. -No way. 422 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,043 -You're kidding, right? -The China boss hired me. 423 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:05,546 But, seriously, the boat here is sinking. 424 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:09,091 When the ship sinks, the rats are the first to leave. 425 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,094 -Are you calling me a rat? -No, stupid. 426 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,722 Do you think you'll have it easy like here? 427 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,099 Let's see when you get late. 428 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,685 -Go on. -You're jealous. 429 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,562 Only beggars envy the poor. 430 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,814 The Chinese are eating out of my hand. 431 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,941 Eating what? You're always starving. 432 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,485 Go on! Get out of here! Hurry! 433 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,195 Do you think I'm a traitor? 434 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,947 Things got rough and you ran. 435 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,491 I'm just trying to make some money 436 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:37,703 so you stop disrespecting me, calling me "zero credit." 437 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,205 -Get out of here. -I am going. 438 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:45,502 If you're going to stay like that, then I won't go. 439 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:48,255 Go! Get out of here! 440 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,883 For you to be like that, no. 441 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,844 -I want you to go. -Look at me. 442 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,598 I would never betray you. Never crossed my mind. 443 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,142 I am loyal to you. We are tight. 444 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,144 -Are we really tight? -You know it. 445 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,229 Then go! 446 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,356 -I'm not going. -Now I want you to go. 447 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,984 -No, I'm not. -Go, Carlos Eduardo! 448 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,653 -Not anymore. -Yes, you are. 449 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:15,407 Find out how things work, so we can get in. 450 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,243 You want me to discover 451 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:21,038 where the Chinese hide the cheap merchandise? 452 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,165 -Go! - I got it. 453 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,543 Eye on the China man, I've got my eye on you. 454 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,045 Deal. 455 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,674 Can I have some chopsticks? 456 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,178 Thanks. 457 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:54,446 Let's go, guys. The prices are wonderful! 458 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,073 You dropped it! 459 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,783 The prices dropped! 460 00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,452 Come on, gather round! 461 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,330 Come on in here! 462 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,666 Do you miss the traitor? 463 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,793 Mind your own, An dress a. 464 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,586 But he's not a traitor. 465 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,631 Really? He went over to China's side. 466 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:17,177 -He's a huge traitor. -Yeah, An dress a is right. 467 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,680 Carlos Eduardo is a traitor. 468 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:23,058 I'm so ahead of you! 469 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,435 I put Carlos Eduardo in there. 470 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,605 He's spying on the Chinese to find out their scheme. 471 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,441 We have everything! Come on, guys! 472 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,069 Commerce is so stressing. 473 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:38,824 That's why we must relax on our days off. 474 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,243 -Do you like the beach? -"Bich"? 475 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,745 Beach, sun, sea, beer. 476 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,622 -Mandioc flour. - I don't know. 477 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,708 Do you want to go to the beach on Sunday? 478 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,001 I don't know. 479 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:55,090 Din Din, what do the Chinese do on Sundays? 480 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,217 -Do they go to mass? -Mass? 481 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,970 Yes, mass, father... Halleluiah, brother! 482 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:03,098 No brother. In China, only one child. 483 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,642 No, Din Din, no children. 484 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:09,855 Please, we are just starting to get to know each other. 485 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:13,400 Let me take you to the beach to have a nice barbeque. 486 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,986 -You need to tan. - I don't know. 487 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,488 -Din Din! -Oh, trouble. 488 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,037 Hey, you! 489 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:28,290 -Yes, boss? -You get paid to work! 490 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:32,502 -Not to talk. -We were talking about stock. 491 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,756 Carlos Eduardo doesn't fool around. 492 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:39,051 Come on guys, get in here! The China man is crazy. 493 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,721 We have a customer. 494 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,306 Move your ass and go there. 495 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,516 No, I'm still in my lunch break. 496 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,393 I'll take care of Andressa's ass. 497 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,771 -What about you? -I'm not a salesman. 498 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,314 I'm the sales supervisor. 499 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,149 Seriously. 500 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,026 -Peri. -Oh, Peril 501 00:28:56,026 --> 00:29:00,030 -Hi, may I help you? -Do you have coin purses? 502 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,699 Coin purses... 503 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:08,038 Here, I have this bag, that has lots of little bags. 504 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,666 This little one is good for coins. 505 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:14,169 And you get a beautiful bag for 20 bucks. 506 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,921 Not a bag. 507 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,798 You don't want a bag. 508 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,718 How about an aquatic bag? 509 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,929 -Aquatic? -Aquatic fitness. 510 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,722 -Don't you do aquatic fitness? -No! 511 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,184 But you should, it changes people's lives. 512 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,064 Francis, you used to be better. 513 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:38,193 Listen, what do you call it, supervisor? 514 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:41,071 Let me tell you, this boat is sinking. 515 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:43,073 The owner is old and sick. 516 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:46,493 The person who should take over, I won't mention any names, 517 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:49,621 someone who's present, from his own family, 518 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,873 isn't doing anything! 519 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:09,201 I was looking for the bathroom, I need to piss. 520 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,331 Go back to work! 521 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,917 Of course. Thanks, boss! 522 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:32,057 Girl, they mentioned my name! 523 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,475 I got scared. 524 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,311 A big man like you scared of a tiny Chinese? 525 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:40,190 Of course, it looked like a Bruce Lee movie. 526 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,735 And by the look of things, Chao is the boss. 527 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,738 Chao, really? But what were they saying? 528 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,241 I don't know, they were speaking Chinese. 529 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,243 You brought me all the way over here 530 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:55,080 to tell me that in China the Chinese speak Chinese? 531 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,499 -But I got one thing. -What? 532 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:01,128 Something like "... container.” 533 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:04,881 -What? -"... container.” 534 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:10,095 -Speak slower. -"...container."” 535 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,348 Containers, where they store the merchandise. 536 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,892 So, what besides container? 537 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,979 If I were you, I'd pressure Mrs. Lai. 538 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,983 -Women can't hold secrets. - I noticed she dislikes Chao. 539 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,610 You pressure Mrs. Lai 540 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,114 and I'll pressure Din Din. 541 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,408 Is that all you think about? 542 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:35,537 I am risking my life for you and you're complaining? 543 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,039 Oh, you're in such great danger. 544 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:42,002 If you fool with the Chinese, they'll cut off your finger. 545 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:44,296 That only happens in movies. 546 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,298 - I wouldn't risk it. -Imagine that. 547 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:49,509 If I cut off your fingers each time you fooled with me, 548 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,970 I'd have to start cutting off other things. 549 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:54,264 Oh, my God! 550 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,183 Waldir, bring me the check! 551 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,686 Oh, no, stop it! 552 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:02,147 St. George, it's the end of the world! 553 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:05,317 What day is today? I declare a national holiday! 554 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,153 Didn't I tell you the next one was on me? 555 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,989 If you don't want it, I'll keep it. 556 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:14,326 Of course I want it, I just feel bad. 557 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:18,997 If I knew you'd pay, I'd have ordered some shrimp. 558 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,417 "Ex-Zero Credit"! 559 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:24,211 Hey, "Ex-Zero Credit". 560 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,049 OCTOBER 561 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,802 That's 4,99. "Vely chip!” 562 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,200 Hi, Mrs. Lai, do you remember me? 563 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,869 I was here last week, Francis. 564 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:01,206 -"Flancis?” -You don't remember. 565 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,252 So, Mrs. Lai, how do you like Brazil? 566 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:12,842 Mrs. Lai, I came here to talk to you about... 567 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:17,931 I wanted to learn Chinese! 568 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:21,351 Chinese is the language of the future. 569 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,686 Do you want to teach me? 570 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,021 How much are these Christmas lights? 571 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:27,691 -1.99, can you believe it? -Only that? 572 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:29,943 -This world of lights. -So cheap. 573 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:32,612 I don't know how it can be so cheap. 574 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,656 It's a great store! 575 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:37,951 It's a beautiful store. Who is that? 576 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:41,371 It's beautiful. Who is that? 577 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,081 -Kuan kun. -Kuan kun? 578 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,541 Kuan kun. 579 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,668 -Good for the store. -Really? 580 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,671 He protects merchants. 581 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,464 -"Waliol.” -A warrior? 582 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,259 Here we also have a warrior protector, 583 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:58,805 St. George, he protects the store, the people. 584 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,140 It's the same thing. 585 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:04,185 -And who's that? -More "waliols." 586 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:07,897 White face good to count. 587 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,482 It's good with numbers? 588 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:13,236 Red face, good for business. 589 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,990 And black face, well sell. 590 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,283 Black face sells well? 591 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,701 -A good one. -Great. 592 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,578 So, Mrs. Lai, back to business? 593 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,246 -What? -I need to know. 594 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:26,082 Mrs. Lai, what's the deal? 595 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:31,254 How can you sell these lights for 1,99? 596 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:35,091 If I buy a plug at Mr. Salim's, it's 4 bucks! 597 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,511 If I buy a meter of cable at Mr. Hashid's, it's 10 bucks. 598 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:42,098 A dozen colored lights at Mr. Nacib's, it's 12 bucks. 599 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:45,185 That's 26 bucks, you sell it at 1,99! 600 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,353 I don't get it. 601 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:49,856 A letter to China would be more expensive. 602 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,524 Too many questions. 603 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,777 Lai needs to work. 604 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,155 I'm not getting anything out of her. 605 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:58,782 -Getting what? -Forget it. 606 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:02,535 Let me be honest, you're a good person. 607 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:07,499 The merchants here will lose everything. 608 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,376 No one can compete with your prices. 609 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,128 You need to tell me how you do it. 610 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:17,050 Chao centers all commerce in China. 611 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:20,845 -Really? -This entire store! 612 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,140 Hi, Mr. Chao. 613 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,027 Keep an eye open for that girl. 614 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:40,156 Be careful with your daughter, Brazilians are bad. 615 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:43,159 Specially that Zero Credit. 616 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,329 Black face, he's the worst. Be careful with him. 617 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,083 -Black Face sells well. -Right. 618 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:53,086 That's why they hired Carlos Eduardo! 619 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,754 Such nonsense. 620 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,757 You voodoo this place and it doesn't work. 621 00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:01,302 They solve their problems with 3 warriors and one something... 622 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:05,098 My fault? I do what I can to cheer up this place. 623 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,851 No need to cheer up, listen what I'll do. 624 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:11,104 I'll hang with the Chinese until my eyes get squinted 625 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,189 and my hair gets lank, alright? 626 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:52,061 Why won't you come out anymore? 627 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,980 Din Din no can talk, Carlos. 628 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,815 What do you mean? 629 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,192 No can! 630 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,902 Then talk to Eduardo. 631 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,071 Don't leave me with such sorrow. 632 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,198 Din Din! 633 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,749 Din Din. 634 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:20,006 Din Din, I miss you so much. 635 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:24,177 But Carlos Eduardo and Francis? 636 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:27,013 We are just friends. 637 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,182 She won't let me eat her yogurt! 638 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,184 -Yogurt? -Yeah. 639 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,895 And won't let me use the remote control! 640 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:34,938 "Contlol"? 641 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:38,942 Forget it. I wrote you some verses. 642 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,985 I think you'll like them. 643 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,445 -Verses? -Check it out. 644 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,239 -For me? -For you. 645 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,158 Oh, Din Din, 646 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,203 if you knew how much I want you 647 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:51,955 the entire world would be Din Din. 648 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,123 -Din Din. -All Din Din. 649 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,376 Din Din. 650 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:59,045 -Beautiful, Din Din. -Din Din. 651 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,214 Oh, Din Din 652 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,717 If someday you go away 653 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,470 Take me with you, Din Din 654 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:11,224 Look, Din Din 655 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,727 Stay, Din Din 656 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:16,187 Din Din! 657 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,779 Man, An dress a? 658 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:28,408 Do you think I can hook up with that ebony goddess? 659 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,952 I mean to hurt your feelings, 660 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,996 but she's out of your league, 661 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,497 she's too much for you. 662 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,542 I know, I came here for you to help me. 663 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,961 -You're a good talker. - I don't do miracles. 664 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:43,256 Get me a cachaca and give my student a beer. 665 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:46,175 We have to figure out something very important. 666 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:48,177 You want to hook up with An dress a? 667 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,762 I can't think of anything else. 668 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:52,974 I think of her all day. On the street, on the bus, 669 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,225 in the shower... 670 00:39:54,267 --> 00:39:56,227 Specially in the shower. 671 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,022 First tip, 672 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,524 ask her out. 673 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,027 And you think I haven't? 674 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,779 I've been asking her out for 5 years. 675 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,532 Always the same thing, "Get out of here." 676 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:12,243 But you have to insist! 677 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:15,079 Say you want to buy her a beer. 678 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,374 Tell her you just want a friend to talk to. 679 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,126 A friend to talk to? 680 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:21,210 I like that. 681 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,338 "A friend to talk to" sounds cool. 682 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,423 You're the man. 683 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:27,383 A friend to talk to, then what? 684 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:31,012 Then you buy her a gift, got it? 685 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,640 Women like to feel important. 686 00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:36,768 I invite her out to talk, buy her a gift. 687 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,478 What's next? 688 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,022 Then it's up to your talent. 689 00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:45,109 If you want to get her you've got to be smooth. 690 00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,071 What's this smooth thing? 691 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,989 That's a myth, it's for soap operas. 692 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,824 Smooth? How? 693 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,077 Being smooth is an art. 694 00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:57,830 It is strength and being gentle. 695 00:40:57,830 --> 00:41:00,375 A firm word in a whisper. 696 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:03,086 Being smooth is poetry. 697 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,129 You grab her like this, 698 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,133 look her in the eyes, 699 00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:12,387 and tell her the truth. 700 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,431 Got it? 701 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:17,392 Darn! 702 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,851 That's it. 703 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:22,355 -Hi. -Hi. 704 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:24,357 Did you call for me? 705 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,110 Excuse me. 706 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,612 I'm opening a new store. 707 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:32,824 I need a manager. 708 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:37,203 Everyone says you're good, you sell well. 709 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,288 I am good. 710 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:43,167 But I'd be selling a lot more if you hadn't come to my zone. 711 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,419 What? 712 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,087 You don't understand? 713 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:49,090 You guys breached my beach. 714 00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,717 "Bich"? 715 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,927 It's full of Chinese here. 716 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:55,930 Lots of Chinese. Bad for business. 717 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,143 You don't get it. 718 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,353 Sit down, sir, let me explain. 719 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,982 Chao only understands my business. 720 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,151 And knows you are good at sales. 721 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,318 Thank you. 722 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,488 You are good at sales, good with numbers. 723 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,699 Very "communitacive." 724 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:18,202 Do you mean, communicative? 725 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:21,164 Exactly, I am since very little. 726 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,333 I open up, speak a lot. 727 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,461 Yeah... 728 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:29,255 I'll pay a lot more than your boss! 729 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,966 If you sell more, 730 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,342 you'll earn a lot. 731 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:34,427 Really? 732 00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:37,096 Good luck comes to women 733 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,140 with a good mind. 734 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,349 I do. 735 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,852 Everyone says I'm smart. 736 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,353 I must be, right? 737 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:45,980 When can you start? 738 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,776 -It's hot! -Yeah, tea is hot. 739 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:52,904 How do you hold this? 740 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,697 It's a teacup without the handle. 741 00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:57,366 Yours has a handle, mine doesn't. 742 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,160 You must drink tea hot. 743 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:01,954 But why? It's already hot in here. 744 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,206 You, manager? 745 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,501 No, my late grandma was called to be manager. 746 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,127 How much will you make? 747 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:13,132 I'll make 3.3% on every 1.99 I sell, do the math! 748 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,178 Oh, stop it! I mean it! 749 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,223 -Are you going? -I don't know. 750 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:22,058 How much did he offer you? 751 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,726 A lot more than what I make here. 752 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,686 -I'll talk to Mr. Nazir. -He's just left. 753 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,021 Mr. Nazir? 754 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:31,067 I'll go and talk to him and solve this right away. 755 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,855 -2 more months? -Yes. 756 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,983 You had said 2 months. 757 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,986 2 plus 2 is 4! 758 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:18,447 That won't do! I'll look for another store. 759 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,200 Please, Mr. Chao, you must understand, 760 00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:24,620 I can't leave my tenant in the middle of the street. 761 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,206 We need to let him find a spot. 762 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:30,126 -Why? -Because he's my friend. 763 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,044 Your friend? 764 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:34,213 Like they say in Brazil, 765 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:38,384 "Friends are friends and business is business.” 766 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:42,805 I know, Mr. Chao. But you could make it easier. 767 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,641 You aren't making the price any easier. 768 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:49,645 -No, because I can't. -Neither can I with a deadline. 769 00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:54,108 If the store isn't mine by Carnaval, 770 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,987 it'll be my problem. 771 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,072 What can I do? 772 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:03,117 Friend? 773 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:05,411 Girls? 774 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,250 -Hey, girls. -Hi, Mr. Nazir. 775 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,669 Nazir has a problem. 776 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,421 Is it your health again? 777 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:18,299 I was going over the stock 778 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:22,261 and noticed that there's a lot of merchandise missing. 779 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:24,639 It wasn't me, Mr. Nazir. 780 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,642 -I'm not accusing anyone. -It's the end of the line. 781 00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:30,937 Sales are down, stock being stolen, 782 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,105 that's like beating a dead horse. 783 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:38,027 In my country they get robbers and cut their hands off. 784 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:41,113 Here everyone would be one-handed. 785 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,117 But don't worry, I've got my eyes wide open. 786 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:49,622 When a camel snoozes, you lose. 787 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:55,127 -A camel? -Everything is camel over there. 788 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:57,546 I like that look. 789 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,131 Where are you going? 790 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,384 Peri asked me out for a beer. 791 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,970 You decided to give Peri a chance? 792 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,138 No, he just wants to talk to a friend. 793 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:07,598 Peri is a moron, 794 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,934 but the beer is free. 795 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:11,602 It'll be a nice pre-night. 796 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:15,481 -Women are all gold diggers. -No way, bye! 797 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:55,229 If this were an American movie, you'd stop! 798 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:03,237 Do you know those movies where a guy gets in a taxi and says, 799 00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:04,739 "Follow that car? 800 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:07,950 Do just like them! Go! Follow that black car. 801 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,618 There, stay on their tail. 802 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,835 Don't let them see us. 803 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,879 On his tail! Don't miss the light! 804 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,048 Go, sir! 805 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:32,641 Go ahead. 806 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:49,909 Load the truck. 807 00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:16,268 Oh, my God! China man, open up! 808 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,187 Help! 809 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:40,501 An dress a, I invited you here to talk. 810 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:44,547 I just want to talk to someone. 811 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,465 Cheers. 812 00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:54,807 Let it out, Peri. 813 00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:56,892 An dress a, ... 814 00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:02,064 was a kid who loved the Beatles and the Rolling Stone. 815 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:04,150 -And sang... -Stop it, Peri. 816 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,069 Alright, the truth. 817 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,947 When I am next to you 818 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:12,575 my heart races, you know? 819 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,910 My hands begin to shake, 820 00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,620 my palms get sweaty. 821 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:19,081 My body temperature begins to rise. 822 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:22,084 I feel pain in my joints. I get dizzy. 823 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,545 -That's dengue fever, Peri. -No, it's love! 824 00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:28,048 It's love, madness, passion! 825 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:32,386 You are the woman of my life! I can see it in your eyes. 826 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,681 Don't you believe in the stars, in the cosmos? 827 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:38,100 I see our names etched in the stars! 828 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:41,687 "Forever!" The future owner of St. George's. 829 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,647 I'll make you that woman. 830 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:45,941 What's that? 831 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,110 For you to get even prettier. 832 00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,280 Oh, how gorgeous! 833 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,867 I love it, Peri, thanks! How sweet! 834 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,124 Are you crazy, Peri? 835 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:08,172 The more I pray, more demons come my way. 836 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:12,801 What are you laughing at? 837 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,554 What are you laughing at? 838 00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:18,140 She'll be mine, just wait! 839 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:22,144 Francis, what are you doing here? 840 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:23,229 Me? 841 00:50:23,896 --> 00:50:26,148 I was in the neighborhood 842 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,858 and decided to take a look. 843 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,236 It's very dangerous here for a woman alone. 844 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:32,238 - I know. -Very dangerous. 845 00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,573 Francis is leaving. Bye, guys. 846 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,158 -Francis. -Yes? 847 00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,994 Francis is spying on Chao! 848 00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:41,163 No way! 849 00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:44,124 "Spying" is a heavy word. 850 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:46,085 I came here 'cause I wanted 851 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:50,172 to get to know you guys better. 852 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:52,925 -The Chinese culture. -Say the truth. 853 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:56,011 The truth is that you are really weird. 854 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,638 I can't understand you. 855 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,016 That's why I'm here. Can I ask you a few questions? 856 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:04,687 For example, do you really eat dog? 857 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,230 Dog? 858 00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:09,024 Scorpions, cockroaches? 859 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,735 Is the Chinese "thingy" actually horizontal? 860 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,153 Horizontal? 861 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:15,447 They really don't understand a word. 862 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:18,784 Forget it. I only want one answer. 863 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,119 Please? 864 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:24,707 How do those Christmas lights cost only 1.99? 865 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,875 I can't comprehend it! 866 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:29,420 If I buy a plug at Mr. Salim's, it's 4 bucks. 867 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:33,090 A meter of wire at Mr. Hashid's is 10 bucks. 868 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:36,885 If I buy a dozen light, not 40, just a dozen, 869 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:40,306 at Mr. Nacib's, it's 12 bucks, that's over 20. 870 00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:42,725 A letter to China is more expensive. 871 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:47,021 How can those Christmas lights cost 1.99? 872 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:48,063 I don't get it! 873 00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:52,192 China can manufacture things at a lower cost. 874 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:54,069 Brazil can't. 875 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,530 China works a lot! 876 00:51:56,572 --> 00:52:00,117 You're offending me, I've worked hard since 11. 877 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,577 Brazilians also work hard. 878 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:04,079 But we cannot compete with those prices! 879 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,832 You're going to bankrupt us all! Like Mr. Nazir. 880 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,460 -Not my problem! -How unpleasant! 881 00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:11,253 What does "unpleasant” mean? 882 00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:16,342 Unpleasant is someone cool. 883 00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:18,677 A really cool person. 884 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,721 You are also a very cool person. 885 00:52:20,763 --> 00:52:23,766 Your lucky that Chao knows Francis. 886 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,768 Let her go. 887 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:28,979 Bye, thanks! May Buddha be with you. 888 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,149 Oh, my God! 889 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:36,111 I'll never find out how they sell these lights at 1.99! 890 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:40,032 I'll stop selling Chinese product and find a way! 891 00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:43,160 -Chinese, really? -Yeah. 892 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:45,204 I prefer it in a cup. 893 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:46,872 No, why? 894 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:50,125 What if the teacup breaks with hot coffee? 895 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,129 -It would burn my belly! -Your belly or worse. 896 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,549 Don't mention it. Keep quiet. 897 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,553 Here. 898 00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:06,141 -What's this? -The rent money. 899 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,351 Ah, yes. 900 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,230 Why didn't you pay at the bank? 901 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,775 I only have half. 902 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,985 Bernard, please! 903 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:20,322 Please understand, times are tough. 904 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:25,160 They aren't making commission. I had to pay the girls. 905 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:28,038 After Christmas, I'll pay you everything. 906 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,581 You have my word. 907 00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:32,793 Nazir, I must tell you something. 908 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:36,171 We have received an offer of purchase. 909 00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:40,300 -From a Chinese group. -The Chinese! 910 00:53:41,093 --> 00:53:43,804 And you say the Arabs are the victims. 911 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:49,017 Well, how much time do I have? 912 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,687 If we agree on a value, 913 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:54,314 we'll have to hand in the building 914 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:57,192 in March, right after Carnaval. 915 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:07,202 Din Din do nothing, Carlos colleague. 916 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:14,835 Din Din want be like woman in Brazil, free! 917 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:17,087 Din Din want go out and go to beach. 918 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:25,846 Din Din "Blazilian!" "Calioca" speak Portuguese! 919 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:28,348 So I'll speak your language! 920 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:32,561 Get yourself together or he'll send us back to China. 921 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,897 Din Din! 922 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,067 It's beautiful! 923 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,945 Yin yang, opposites attract. 924 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:46,241 Only if in China, here they attack each other. 925 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:49,953 It's the "I Ching,"” the book of Chinese wisdom. 926 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:53,123 Even your voodoo is now made in China! 927 00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:54,374 Everything is Chinese! 928 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,877 I thought you only knew Brazilian spells. 929 00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:58,462 I need to keep myself updated. 930 00:54:58,504 --> 00:55:02,216 Now I'm mixing "I Ching" with aura reading. 931 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,218 -The results are great. -Really? 932 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,929 So, please, check my aura. 933 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:10,098 -Tell me what's wrong. -Let's see. 934 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:21,276 I see Christmas with no commission. 935 00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:22,986 Come on, seriously! 936 00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:25,447 You don't need my aura, just check my wallet. 937 00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:28,450 I'm serious, I've never seen such a lame Christmas. 938 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:29,993 Let me tell you, 939 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,164 I don't think Mr. Nazir will be able to handle it. 940 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:37,292 Not going to lie, I'm looking for another job. 941 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:38,961 Really? 942 00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:42,005 -Hi, Mr. Nazir! -Hi, Mr. Nazir! 943 00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:43,715 How long have you been there? 944 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:47,761 Long enough to know that sometimes 945 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:52,266 we make of the wolf the guardian of the sheep. 946 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,560 And how about the camel? 947 00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:57,062 The camels too. 948 00:55:57,145 --> 00:56:02,276 We were just mentioning animals. I hope we didn't upset you. 949 00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:07,406 Things are tough, if a miracle doesn't happen 950 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:09,992 I think you will lose this store. 951 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:17,958 The Chinese may have all the weapons, 952 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,086 but the Arabs won't leave it unsettled! 953 00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:23,255 Mr. Nazir, are you going to fire us? 954 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:26,967 No, dear, the best defense is a good offense. 955 00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:30,971 One day of a wise man is worth much more 956 00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:33,557 than an entire ignorant life. 957 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:37,185 Beautiful, Mr. Nazir! Can I put it on Facebook? 958 00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:39,229 Do whatever you want, dear. 959 00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:42,608 Put it where? 960 00:56:42,691 --> 00:56:44,359 You won't get it. 961 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,823 DECEMBER 962 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:56,580 Come on in, people! 963 00:56:56,705 --> 00:57:00,584 China man's gone crazy! The right place for cheap stuff! 964 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:05,130 The cheapest around the corner! This doll is only 8.99! 965 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:07,841 Almost free! Come on in! 966 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:10,218 I want to give it away too! 967 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:12,471 I want to give it away! 968 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:15,057 Here, take it, the doll, 6.99! 969 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:17,059 You won't find it any cheaper. 970 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:19,561 Francis, are you Mrs. Claus or a sorcerer? 971 00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:22,397 I just want to be happy 972 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:26,068 Sell everything cheap at Mr. Nazir's 973 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:28,779 And be proud 974 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:31,406 Of not being a traitor and go selling somewhere else 975 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:34,409 -You must be kidding. -I don't care, sing away. 976 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,456 Rain falls, the streets flood 977 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:43,043 The competition is in the mud 978 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,796 Jingle bells, jingle bells prices here fell 979 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:49,049 -What? -Bye bye, your prices are high 980 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,344 The Dragon is expensive So very expensive 981 00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:56,264 Christmas is at St George's Get out of my sight! 982 00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:58,850 Check out this piggy bank! 983 00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:01,603 Only 3.99, let's fill it up! 984 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:04,314 His astrological sign is Pig! 985 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:07,109 But pigs that snore don't bite. 986 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:11,113 Leave that pigsty, ma'am! The pig here is 2.99! 987 00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:12,906 Lower the price even more! 988 00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:16,451 The Arab is going crazy! It's your chance! 989 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,329 1.99! Buy it and save! 990 00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:22,416 Calm down, there's enough for everyone! 991 00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:24,418 For a girl? Take the car. 992 00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:27,295 -Everyone loves toy cars. -Do we have more of these? 993 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,673 Check out this new edition. 994 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:32,551 This place is crowded! My stock is running out! 995 00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,094 Come on, Black Face. 996 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:37,973 Black face means strength. Ugly face means hunger. 997 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,143 Be careful, dear, or the dragon will eat you. 998 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:44,479 Come on in, sir. Here we don't sell jokes. 999 00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:47,149 Flee from the competition to not go zero credit! 1000 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:50,902 At The Dragon we have gifts even for the hard to please! 1001 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:54,406 -Full bed sheets! -Lower the price! 1002 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:56,074 9.99! 1003 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:59,161 -You're in the way, boss. -He didn't rhyme! 1004 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:03,915 -You made me miss a rhyme! -St. George slays The Dragon 1005 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:07,586 -He didn't rhyme! -You're getting in the way. 1006 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:11,840 Get out of here, Dragon, St. George has slain you! 1007 00:59:11,923 --> 00:59:14,259 Come on, right in here! 1008 00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:27,939 JANUARY 1009 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:29,709 Wow! Look, Francis! 1010 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:32,170 -What? -The Chinese is crying! 1011 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,506 -So, what? - I didn't know Chinese cried. 1012 01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:36,174 Shut up, An dress a! 1013 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:41,346 Chinese cry, pee, poop, they're people. 1014 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:44,599 A storm is brewing in the East, I'll go check it out! 1015 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,268 A woman came in, go. 1016 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,522 Din Din. 1017 01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:52,232 Din Din! 1018 01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:54,568 What's wrong? Are you crying? 1019 01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:56,027 Come over here. 1020 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:01,449 What's wrong? 1021 01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:04,703 You've been crying, Din Din! 1022 01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:07,372 Why, what's wrong? 1023 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:10,292 Din Din is "vely" sad. 1024 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,377 What happened? 1025 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:16,464 Din Din no marry Chao, Chao send back to China. 1026 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:19,467 To China, what a pity! 1027 01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:22,762 Poor you, having to go back to China. 1028 01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:25,056 Din Din want be free! 1029 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:28,977 Go beach, drink beer! 1030 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:32,814 Dump that China man! 1031 01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:34,316 Tell Chao "ciao.” 1032 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:37,819 Get out of there. Find yourself a "Blazilian." 1033 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:40,113 A "Blazilian" with money, 1034 01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:43,074 not a zero credit like Carlos Eduardo. 1035 01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:45,285 Let me introduce you to a very nice guy. 1036 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:48,246 I know a nice guy that you'll like. 1037 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:50,916 Tell Chao "ciao." 1038 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,417 -Hey, Peri! -Yeah? 1039 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,252 -Come here. -Tell me. 1040 01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:56,755 Let me introduce you to Din Din. 1041 01:01:56,796 --> 01:02:00,300 Do you remember we talked about her? 1042 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,385 Discussing your curiosity. 1043 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,888 -That you wanted... -Oh, that! 1044 01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,515 -Hi, how are you? -That's Peri. 1045 01:02:07,515 --> 01:02:09,309 -How's it going? -Okay. 1046 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:13,688 I brought her over because she's sad. 1047 01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:17,067 She wants to go to Carnaval, to samba. 1048 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:20,737 She needs company and I thought you could take her. 1049 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,615 -That I could take her? -Yes. 1050 01:02:23,615 --> 01:02:27,202 -Fran, I prefer more substance. -Come on, Peri. 1051 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:29,704 I'm more into a big steak than kabob. 1052 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:32,749 Please, Peri, I'm asking you. 1053 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,210 She's super fun. Right, Din Din? 1054 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:39,130 She'll do anything, rip money, eat crap. 1055 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:41,716 -Anything, right, Din Din? -Anything? 1056 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:42,926 Anything? 1057 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:45,345 -Let's go horizontal? -Yeah, horizontal. 1058 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:48,390 We are in a shithole. Do you want to get in? 1059 01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,726 See? She agreed. 1060 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:17,479 FEBRUARY 1061 01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:43,463 How do you like my Indian costume? 1062 01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:46,007 -How do I look? -My goodness! 1063 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:51,012 Very rich! Very luxurious! 1064 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:53,014 But that's not a Brazilian Indian. 1065 01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:55,725 Brazilian Indians aren't all that. 1066 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:58,603 I'm finding her a bit too rich! 1067 01:04:58,686 --> 01:05:00,855 But for me... 1068 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:03,274 she's a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1069 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:05,026 Can I not wear gold? 1070 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:08,113 Yes you can, but you work at a nearly bankrupt store. 1071 01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:10,615 How can you afford it with what you make? 1072 01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,785 -This was a gift, Mr. Nazir. -A gift, really? 1073 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:14,869 It's either a gift, 1074 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:19,290 or something really strange is going on in here. 1075 01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:22,085 Mr. Nazir, are you suspecting me? 1076 01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,295 Please, Mr. Nazir! 1077 01:05:24,295 --> 01:05:27,882 She can be dumb, stupid, clueless, 1078 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,552 but she doesn't steal, I vouch for her. 1079 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,971 -Thanks, friend. -Ready for the party? 1080 01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:36,099 -What's going on? -Peri, talk to your dad. 1081 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:39,102 He doesn't trust me. 1082 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:41,646 Wasn't this all a gift? 1083 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:43,898 -Who gave it to me? -Who? 1084 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,776 Who gave it to you? 1085 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:52,365 You? It can't be! 1086 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:55,743 Peri, where did you get the money? 1087 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:59,497 Dad, listen, it was just a bonus. 1088 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:02,333 -Help with expenses. -Bonus is for workers! 1089 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:05,587 You don't do anything! I can't believe this! 1090 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,338 I'm sorry, my dear. 1091 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:10,258 You're lucky you're in Brazil! 1092 01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:14,095 If we were in my father's homeland, right now, 1093 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:17,599 a scimitar would be cutting your hand off! 1094 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:22,061 Not today. He'll need his hand at the party. 1095 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:25,607 Cut it on Ash Wednesday, alright? 1096 01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:31,279 -My dear, I'm really sorry. -It's okay, Mr. Nazir. 1097 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:33,323 -Have fun. - I will! 1098 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,117 This is crazy! 1099 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,119 Brazil! 1100 01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:00,600 Francis! Come here. 1101 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:05,855 Din Din has become the hottest Chinese ever! 1102 01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,398 Look at that! 1103 01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:09,859 You can't notice it's not her butt. 1104 01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,903 It's hers, she bought it. 1105 01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:14,155 I made it, custom-made. 1106 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,658 You're jealous of her butt! 1107 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:21,037 Look at all the other Chinese trying to copy her butt. 1108 01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,915 Stop starring! She's a hit! 1109 01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:26,626 Din Din, you're a hit! 1110 01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:30,421 Wouldn't you make out with her now, Peri? 1111 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:32,215 Yes, I would. 1112 01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:34,259 If certain people 1113 01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:36,636 weren't all over her. 1114 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,097 Watch out! 1115 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:43,434 -Geez! Look? -Don't start! 1116 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:46,020 Let them have fun, I know Carlos Eduardo is mine. 1117 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:48,022 I'm better than that. 1118 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:52,735 Go! Imagine what she can do in a bedroom. 1119 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:54,654 -It's Carnaval, Peri. -Right on. 1120 01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:57,532 Jump in and swap some saliva. 1121 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:06,249 Now that the Chinese has a butt, Carlos Eduardo is after her. 1122 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:09,085 -Come on, An dress a! -I'd keep an eye out. 1123 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:15,174 Where did those 2 go? 1124 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:18,011 Where are they? 1125 01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:37,530 Carlos Eduardo, I can't believe this! 1126 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:40,950 -You're here, dear? -I am, but you shouldn't be. 1127 01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:43,995 -Din Din is skank! -Din Din is clueless. 1128 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:45,121 Shut up! 1129 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:46,956 Nothing happened, my black babe. 1130 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,834 Carlos Eduardo, I'm not your black babe. 1131 01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:53,004 I'm not your black babe, and let me tell you something, 1132 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,964 to find a woman like me, 1133 01:08:55,006 --> 01:08:58,051 there's only one in the world like me. 1134 01:08:58,092 --> 01:09:02,472 Now like her there are over 600 million in China alone. 1135 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:52,814 -What's this mess? -My God, what did I do? 1136 01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:56,984 My God, what did we do? 1137 01:09:57,902 --> 01:10:00,488 This kid must have roof ted me! 1138 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:04,992 Wait, did I hook up with my goddess? 1139 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,245 My beautiful Ebony goddess? 1140 01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:11,165 Francis, did you get hammered too? 1141 01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:15,586 - I got wasted, Mr. Nazir. -My God. 1142 01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:19,173 For God's sake, tell me what happened. 1143 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:23,803 Francis, did we do it? 1144 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:26,639 Yes, you did it. 1145 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:30,685 You jumped on An dress a and she slapped you. 1146 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:32,812 -Then you fell over. -Oh, no! 1147 01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:35,189 So I didn't hook up with my goddess? 1148 01:10:35,189 --> 01:10:37,942 I knew it, I'd never do that to myself. 1149 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:43,990 I would that to myself, 1150 01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:47,368 I can feel we hooked up. 1151 01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:50,288 In here I know. 1152 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:26,574 Din Din is "Blazilian"! No marry more Chao! 1153 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:30,620 -Din Din is a wild one! -Din Din has big butt! 1154 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:35,041 Look, Zero Credit hooked up with the Chinese ho. 1155 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:40,254 Din Din is "Calioca"! 1156 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:42,840 Carlos Eduardo disappointed me. 1157 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:46,052 Anything a crazy woman cooks, 1158 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,054 the blind husband will eat. 1159 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,597 What's that, Mr. Nazir? 1160 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:54,977 Francis! Francis! 1161 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,230 I have nothing to tell you. 1162 01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:59,482 You think I'm hooking up with her? 1163 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,442 Do whatever you want. 1164 01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:05,446 Creature of God, she got drunk, couldn't understand Chinese. 1165 01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:08,533 -Much less Portuguese. -But I know you. 1166 01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:10,868 I spent all night thinking about you. 1167 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:12,578 Me too. 1168 01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,288 -Because you love me. -No, I hate you! 1169 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,291 But nothing happened between us! 1170 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,211 Carlos Eduardo did Din Din! 1171 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:22,088 That's not true! 1172 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:25,091 What's going on? 1173 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:27,468 Listen, 1174 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,929 no more marry this girl. 1175 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:32,974 Din Din lose virginity to that black face! 1176 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:36,143 Din Din stays in Brazil! Carlos Eduardo did Din Din! 1177 01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:38,521 For God's sake! 1178 01:12:38,563 --> 01:12:40,356 -Did you sleep with her? -No. 1179 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:43,818 No, Mr. Nazir, sleeping isn't what they did. 1180 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:47,196 -I did nothing with Din Din! -Carlos banged Din Din! 1181 01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:50,700 -You got screwed, brother. -I didn't bang anyone. 1182 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:56,539 Watch out, China man. 1183 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:59,083 I know Kung Fu. Black Lee! 1184 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:01,627 You ruined my wedding. 1185 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,644 For God's sake! 1186 01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:23,149 Stop screwing around in my store! 1187 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:30,114 -Hey, Mr. Bruce! -Get black face! 1188 01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:33,242 -Mr. Nazir, are you okay? -No, I'm not. 1189 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,175 I'm innocent, sir! 1190 01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:51,177 -Speak up. -I'm innocent! 1191 01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:53,971 -You're innocent? -Arrest Carlos Eduardo. 1192 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,640 -He's bad! -What's going on? 1193 01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,392 He spent the night with this girl. 1194 01:13:58,476 --> 01:14:02,813 He had sex with minor, must go arrested. 1195 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:06,067 I am married, Din Din got wasted and passed out. 1196 01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:09,111 So you like hanging out with young girls? 1197 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:11,781 -Come on, sir. -Come on to the station. 1198 01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,785 I'm not a thief! 1199 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,040 Wait up, Pereira! 1200 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:24,210 -How long do I know you? -What do you want? 1201 01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:27,046 He's a worthless good-for-nothing! 1202 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,798 -Are you crazy? -You're all that! 1203 01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:30,800 But what you said isn't true. 1204 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,637 He spent the night with me. 1205 01:14:34,679 --> 01:14:37,056 That's not true, Francis lies. 1206 01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:40,142 Don't sweat it, Chao. I have a witness. 1207 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,769 -Where? -Right, An dress a? 1208 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,229 What? 1209 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:46,065 Didn't I spend the night with Carlos Eduardo 1210 01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:48,067 at Mr. Jorge's house? 1211 01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:51,445 -With Carlos Eduardo? -Yes, tell them, An dress a. 1212 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,239 Yes, you did. 1213 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:58,452 Take off his bracelet. You've got a strong saint. 1214 01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,955 Now listen, Carnaval is over. 1215 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:03,457 Everybody get a move on. 1216 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,251 Get out of here! 1217 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,670 Everyone leave! 1218 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:10,339 Get out! 1219 01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:12,717 Chinese! Brazilian! 1220 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,928 What's with wanting to hit others? 1221 01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:18,681 Bad people. Get off me! 1222 01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:22,601 Do you know what's the only true thing I said? 1223 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:26,689 That you're a worthless good-for-nothing. 1224 01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:34,488 Looking at this empty chair makes me uneasy. 1225 01:15:34,488 --> 01:15:37,199 But he's doing better, right? 1226 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:39,744 He'll spend some more time at the hospital, 1227 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:42,413 but soon enough he'll be back. 1228 01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:45,207 -With St. George's power. -God willing. 1229 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:49,420 And what will happen to all this, to us? 1230 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:52,882 Francis, I'm not going to lie to you, 1231 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:54,675 I think we will have to close. 1232 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:58,262 Don't say that, Peri, you'll make me cry. 1233 01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:01,432 Seeing Mr. Nazir in the hospital is bad enough. 1234 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,476 How long have I worked here? 1235 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:05,352 I can't believe this! 1236 01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:08,939 After everything that happened, look who showed up. 1237 01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:12,401 What is this? 1238 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:15,529 Doctor say Din Din virgin. 1239 01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:18,324 Carlos Eduardo no did Din Din. 1240 01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:21,744 -Din Din lie to stay in Brazil. -Seriously? 1241 01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:26,248 -He's actually innocent. -Really? Let me see. 1242 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:30,377 Without visa Din Din can't stay in Brazil. 1243 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:33,923 -Chao sending us back to China. -That's too bad! 1244 01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:36,133 -Poor you. -That's too bad! 1245 01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:39,929 Din Din, if you marry a "Blazilian,"” 1246 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:43,224 like, Peri, Din Din stay in Brazil? 1247 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:46,852 -She's yours, Peri. -Yeah, sure. 1248 01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:48,979 Finally, Peril! 1249 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:52,441 Finally leaving the stable! 1250 01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:54,860 I love St. George! 1251 01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:57,196 An dress a big butt. 1252 01:16:57,238 --> 01:17:00,950 -Din Din want be like An dress a. -What? 1253 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:05,329 Every Chinese wants to have a big butt like yours. 1254 01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:09,708 That's it, An dress a! Got it? 1255 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:13,003 No. 1256 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,316 Hey, Nelsinho! 1257 01:17:41,615 --> 01:17:43,534 Mr. Bernard! 1258 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:45,244 Mr. Bernard. 1259 01:17:45,953 --> 01:17:49,582 -Any news on Mr. Nazir? -Your friend needs you. 1260 01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:51,041 What happened? 1261 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:54,211 Did you sell the store to Mr. Chao? 1262 01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:18,110 I'm here, guys! 1263 01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:20,821 Hey, guys! 1264 01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:25,034 May all this become tits and butts. 1265 01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:51,143 Nelsinho, I'm so happy I'll give you some change. 1266 01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:54,521 OUT TO LUNCH 1267 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:57,024 My God! Only in Saara! 1268 01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:02,071 APRIL 1269 01:19:04,156 --> 01:19:07,159 -Long live St. George! -Long live! 1270 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:37,564 Long live! 1271 01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:49,660 -Lots of people. -Lots of people and faith. 1272 01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:52,329 Faith on the warrior. 1273 01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:54,873 The rich and the poor come here. 1274 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:57,167 They can all relate to him. 1275 01:19:57,251 --> 01:20:00,963 Specially those that deal with weapons. 1276 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:03,048 The police, you know. 1277 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:04,758 Excuse me. 1278 01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:13,434 Thieves too. 1279 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,936 -Thieves? -Yeah, see his gun. 1280 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,064 -"Pliest™? -He's not a priest. 1281 01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,149 The priest is over there. 1282 01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:24,361 He's a type of Candomblé priest. 1283 01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,989 Do you have voodoo in China? No, right. 1284 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:29,825 To him, from Rio, St. George is Ogum. 1285 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:32,828 But there's lots of people from Bahia. 1286 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:34,538 They're all here from Bahia 1287 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:39,126 because to them St. George is Oxossi, the hunter, got it? 1288 01:20:40,294 --> 01:20:41,712 And the Jews too? 1289 01:20:41,754 --> 01:20:44,423 There are lots of Jews that come to voodoo. 1290 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:47,051 Specially for bounced checks. 1291 01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:50,220 I prefer asking St. Expedite for that. 1292 01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:51,972 I don't get it. 1293 01:20:52,014 --> 01:20:54,600 -It's too confusing. -Confusing, right? 1294 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,061 Confusing, no understand anything. 1295 01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:59,104 Brazil is like that. 1296 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:02,608 It's a bit of a mix. 1297 01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:07,112 -A lot of a mix. -Very mixed, all bunched up. 1298 01:21:07,154 --> 01:21:10,824 You'll get used to it, that's how things are here. 1299 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:13,911 Even without understanding, just pray for him. 1300 01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:16,121 Ask for something that you really want. 1301 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:18,624 He's a strong saint. 1302 01:21:18,665 --> 01:21:20,626 -Right, my dear? -Strong? 1303 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:24,421 Yes, strong, look at him and ask for something. 1304 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,936 OPENING 1305 01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:42,022 -Mr. Nazir! -Hey, dear! 1306 01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:43,857 I'm so glad you're here! 1307 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,318 The Saara isn't the same without you. 1308 01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:49,321 -I'm glad. -I'm happy, excited. 1309 01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:51,156 I missed you. Feeling brand new? 1310 01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:54,201 -I'm as strong as a camel. -That's great! 1311 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,662 -What's that? -Do you like it? 1312 01:21:56,662 --> 01:21:58,497 I should've told you earlier, but... 1313 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:02,000 What are all the Chinese doing in front of the store? 1314 01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:06,171 It's the way I found to save our store and our heads. 1315 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:08,966 How's the heart? 1316 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:10,175 It's okay. 1317 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:12,970 Hold your horses, I have more surprises inside. 1318 01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,888 -Oh, my God. -Come on! 1319 01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:16,014 -Come on. -I'm going! 1320 01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:23,689 Did you ever imagine our store like this? 1321 01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:25,732 Boosting, crowded. 1322 01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:28,652 I don't even know what to say. 1323 01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:31,738 We have everything the Chinese girls want, 1324 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:35,576 tight clothes, manicure, hair dresser, 1325 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:38,579 and even a tanning booth. 1326 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:42,291 -Welcome, Mr. Nazir. -An dress a? 1327 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:45,878 We offer the Oriental girls 1328 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:48,714 the best of the Western girls. 1329 01:22:48,714 --> 01:22:51,300 In this case, tits and butt. 1330 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:53,051 Look at this. 1331 01:22:53,093 --> 01:22:54,720 Look, Mr. Nazir! 1332 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:57,598 This place is crowded! The Chinese are so happy! 1333 01:22:57,639 --> 01:23:02,102 They went crazy over the padded jeans. 1334 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:05,355 -Mrs. Lai! -Hi, Mr. Nazir, how are you? 1335 01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:09,276 I prayed a lot to St. George for you to get better. 1336 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:12,321 -St. George? -She loved the church! 1337 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,285 What does that mean? 1338 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,162 It's a Chinese proverb, 1339 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:24,082 it means, first fight, then friends. 1340 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:30,088 Come look at this. Say it, Din Din. 1341 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:33,175 Din Din is now a big butt Brazilian. 1342 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:36,762 A big butt Brazilian. Check it out. 1343 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:38,805 Wonderful! 1344 01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:42,351 All products 100% Brazilian, as you always wanted. 1345 01:23:42,392 --> 01:23:45,938 I don't know what to say. This place is wonderful! 1346 01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:48,857 How did you manage to do all this? 1347 01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:52,027 You were a great teacher, I owe it all to you. 1348 01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:54,780 But I had help, come and see from whom. 1349 01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:56,448 Whom? 1350 01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:59,368 Mr. Nazir, come and see who's here. 1351 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:01,245 It's a surprise. 1352 01:24:04,623 --> 01:24:09,753 -Bernard! -Nazir, give me a hug. 1353 01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:12,798 How great! Now we are partners. 1354 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:15,133 -Partners? -Imagine that. 1355 01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:19,972 An Arab and a Jew making money off the Chinese. 1356 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:22,808 -Only in Brazil! -Not only Brazil. 1357 01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:26,812 It's all ours now. We'll become millionaires. 1358 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,026 Like Dad used to say, 1359 01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:40,534 "Never say the stars are dead, 1360 01:24:40,617 --> 01:24:43,954 just because the sky is cloudy.” 1361 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,007 Please, let me through. 1362 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:57,426 Come on, let me through. 1363 01:24:57,426 --> 01:24:59,052 Let me talk to my queen. 1364 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:02,014 Francis! Francis! 1365 01:25:02,055 --> 01:25:05,976 -Let me in! -Stay away, Carlos Eduardo. 1366 01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:11,064 Butts for export! 1367 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:12,941 Francis, Francis! 1368 01:25:13,025 --> 01:25:14,860 Come on, Francis. 1369 01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:16,862 Forgive me, Francis. 1370 01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:22,159 I know you can call me coward 1371 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:26,288 -What a joke. -You'd better keep an eye out. 1372 01:25:27,706 --> 01:25:30,709 -Get down there. -No, I'm not. 1373 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:32,461 I'm not going! 1374 01:25:32,502 --> 01:25:36,173 Someone who's never been hurt before 1375 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:39,092 Oh, my God! It's my song. 1376 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:43,055 -Don't do this to me. -Follow your intuition. 1377 01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:45,557 Let it happen. I'll get more pants. 1378 01:25:45,599 --> 01:25:48,101 And so I'm always suffering 1379 01:25:48,101 --> 01:25:50,896 Singing our song isn't fair. 1380 01:25:50,937 --> 01:25:54,149 - I have nothing to give -You're killing me. 1381 01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:59,112 So I'll do it I want you all to myself 1382 01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:02,115 Like the waves belong to the sea 1383 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,284 I can no longer live like that 1384 01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:07,496 Wanting you without touching you 1385 01:26:07,537 --> 01:26:10,248 -Marry me, Francis. -Listen. 1386 01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:14,336 If I say yes, there are all those witnesses. 1387 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,546 You have to promise 1388 01:26:16,588 --> 01:26:21,301 you'll never eat my yogurt without asking again! 1389 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:25,222 You'll never leave the toilet seat up again! 1390 01:26:25,263 --> 01:26:29,851 You'll never leave a wet towel on the bed again! 1391 01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:33,105 You'll never grab my TV remote... 1392 01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:40,320 There you go, man! 1393 01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:18,567 Mr. Chao, listen up. 1394 01:27:18,608 --> 01:27:21,319 Here, the band plays another tune. 1395 01:27:21,361 --> 01:27:25,073 Brazil has no Chinatown, no divided corners. 1396 01:27:25,115 --> 01:27:27,367 Here everyone is together. 1397 01:27:27,409 --> 01:27:31,288 Got it? Here we're mixed up! 1398 01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:32,622 Open your eyes! 1399 01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:36,710 Subtitles: DREI MARC Tradutora: Stella Klujsza 93485