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- So, I heard Coach
is putting you on offense.
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You nervous?
- No.
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I had to do way more
running in midfield,
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forward should be easy
in comparison.
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- Midfield elitist, are we now?
- Something like that.
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- Personally, I think it's
an affirmative action thing,
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but that's just me.
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Ow.
- Shit.
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- What are you carrying
in there?
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You have dead bodies,
or something?
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- No, that was my camera.
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I hope I didn't break it.
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- That's cute.
- Hey!
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Liam!
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Give it back!
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Don't you dare break it.
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Fuck you, I don't have
that much film left.
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- I don't know why you
haven't gone digital yet.
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- What?
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- Think of all the pictures
you could take of me.
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- Gross.
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- No, you could make like,
a collage.
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It'd be high art.
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Like the Campbell's Soup guy.
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- Does no one at this school
know who Andy Warhol is?
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- That wasn't a no.
- What?
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- To taking pictures of me.
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That wasn't a no.
- Oh my god.
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- It was not a no,
ladies and gentlemen.
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- No one can hear you, Liam.
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- Still wasn't a no.
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Okay, future Angie.
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I can feel your judgment.
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I can feel it.
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Does Liam have great eyebrows?
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Maybe.
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Has he been giving me
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rides home every day
from soccer practice?
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Listen-
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I am just a practical girl
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who has to get from
point A to point B.
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Does that mean I like him?
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No.
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No!
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Absolutely not.
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He's St. Michael's royalty,
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and when his other friends
are around
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I might as well be wearing
an invisibility cloak.
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Anyways.
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You have probably forgotten
all about me.
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You, me, us.
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Honestly, I hope you've
blocked it out of your memory
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because um,
the last few years
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have been kinda complete shit.
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So, let me fill you in.
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Just open the flood gates,
shall we?
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Remember St. Michael's?
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You know, where you got to be
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their sole example of diversity?
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That's you.
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Look how happy you look.
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Ah.
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Its founders, Episcopalian
rectors intended
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to create an inclusive space
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that fostered kindness
and spirituality,
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but mainly it just fosters
the middling ambitions
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of gala-frequenting
B.O.I. lifers,
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like Liam.
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- You clearly don't understand
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what I was going for
in this paper.
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- It was five days late, Liam.
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- It's okay, it's okay.
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And his girlfriend,
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possibly the whitest girl
I've ever met.
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- Okay, but is this hot,
or is it like,
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passe to post about
chia pudding these days.
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- Sheryl.
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Yeah, she's one of those
Instagram influencer girls.
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This gymnastics dance thing
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she did in middle school
went viral
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and then her follower
count exploded,
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and now she gets paid by like,
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healthy juice companies
to purse her lips slightly
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and hold a cup of lettuce water.
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Sometimes I imagine if Sheryl
and I told the same joke
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to a group of kids
at St. Michael's,
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they'd dub Sheryl a
comedic genius
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and then they'd just
completely not even hear me.
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What must it be like
to be that loved?
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At least I have Rebecca.
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- Wait, what are
you taking pictures for?
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- Time capsule.
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- Right, I forgot
you were doing that.
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- Yeah.
- It's so like,
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middle school
Mary-Kate and Ashley.
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I love it.
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- You know Andy Warhol
kept time capsules, right?
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- Who?
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Oh my god,
they're selling carnations!
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- Yeah, you
probably don't remember her.
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But anyways,
I'm getting off topic,
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so let me fill you in
on the coup de grace.
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- I did the best I can!
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- You're doing
the best you could?
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If you were doing the
best you could
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you would've actually
listened to me-
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- Come on,
it's not a big deal!
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- When I told you this first.
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It is a big deal, Fai!
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I know,
I know, it's not like
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Mom and Dad fighting
is anything new.
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- It's been
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their love language since
before I learned
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about love languages
in AP psyche.
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It's like they're in
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a constant contest to figure out
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who's the most
stubborn and petty.
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Mom, especially.
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- I feel like I am
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raising you and-
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Angie.
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- Yeah?
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- We've got something
to tell you.
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There's just...
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a lot of things
out of my control these days.
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So, that's where we're at,
future Angie.
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- I think religion
is fucked, personally.
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- Really?
- Yes, it's fucked up.
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It's just a tool used
to control the masses
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and manipulate people
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into feeling guilty
about their, their urges.
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- You go to an
Episcopalian school and-
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you think religion is fucked up?
- See, you can't even
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say Episcopalian, it's
not even a real word,
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it's just a dumb thing
that someone made up.
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Why would God
give you the ability to,
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just to say, "Oh, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
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you've gotta wait like,
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20, 30 years before
you can have sex,
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and then you've gotta have
it with the same person
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for the rest of your life,
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even if you hate that person,
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and even if that
person hates you."
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Sorry.
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I just.
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- So, why aren't you with
your girlfriend right now
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at the golf course,
eating chicken fingers?
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- I'm more of a chicken
wings guy.
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- Oh really?
- Yeah, less processed.
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- Right.
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Right.
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- And we've been having trouble.
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- Hmm?
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- Sheryl and I, we've been
having trouble lately.
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Just...
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- Yeah?
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- She's really Catholic, is all.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
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I'll see you later.
- Yeah.
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Bye.
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- Everything okay?
- Uh, yeah.
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My house key just isn't
working for some reason.
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- House key isn't...
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You know, if this is
just some elaborate plan
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to spend some more time with me-
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- Leave!
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- You don't have to
do this charade,
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you can just come back.
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I'll take you to the movies,
or something.
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I don't, I don't know
what's out right now.
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- Oh my god.
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- I'm not leaving until
you make it
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safely inside that house,
young lady.
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I've seen "Dateline", you know?
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- For some reason my
house key isn't working?
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- Yeah, um,
sorry, I forgot to tell you.
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Uh, I had the locks changed
today on my lunch break.
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- Why?
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- 'Cause this is our
house, not your father's.
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- Don't you think that's
a little intense?
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- No, he's not my
husband anymore.
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- He's my dad.
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- I'm sad I won't get to
see you as much.
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- Me too, Angie.
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- He's not a psycho.
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You're, you're acting
like he's a psycho.
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- Sweetie, when you're my
age you will understand
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that I need this to
feel like my domain.
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- How's your art class?
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- It's going really well.
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Um, Ms. Treviño's been
lending me
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all these books by
famous artists.
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- Oh yeah?
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Do I know any one of them?
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Well, it's my domain, too.
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I don't know, aren't you being
a little flippant about this?
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- Flippant?
- Yeah, flippant.
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Chinese artist,
um, Pan Yuliang.
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- Oh, yeah!
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The Chinese government really
hated her back in the days.
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- Yeah, she was such a rebel,
I love her.
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What is that?
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How many times have I told you
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to just clean up
after you're done?
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- I'm sorry!
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- You're not gonna start
drawing nudes now, are you?
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- Dad!
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- I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
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- I hadn't really considered
it, but now I might.
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- I shouldn't give you ideas.
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It's really not that hard.
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- I know...
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- It's like you think little
fairies just come
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around after you and clean
up your messes.
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- I know, I'm sorry,
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but don't change the subject.
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- Okay.
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Angie, I got something
to tell you.
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- Hmm?
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- Well, I met someone.
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- What?
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- Um, she's a nurse at UTMB,
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and she's got a little
daughter about your age,
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maybe a little bit older.
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Goes to Ball High.
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I think you guys
gonna get along.
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- Your father and I settled
things very amicably.
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Do not make a bigger deal out
of this than it has to be.
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Now, I have some depositions
I need to go handle.
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Don't you have some
homework you need to do?
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- No.
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But I do need a new key.
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- I will make you one tomorrow.
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- Hey!
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- If you could
go to the dance
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with anybody in the whole
world, who would you go with?
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- No one.
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- Nobody?
- I don't go to dances.
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You know this.
- Okay, well,
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I want you to come
because I'm gonna go,
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so like,
who are you gonna go with?
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- You, I guess.
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- No, because
I'm gonna have a date.
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I don't know who yet, but-
- If you have a date,
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then why do I have to go?
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- Okay,
if I put a gun at your head
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and I was like, "You
have to go to the dance
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with somebody
or I'm gonna shoot,"
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who would you go with?
- I'd take the bullet.
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- I wanna shoot you now.
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God, um, okay.
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I've got the gun at your head,
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but also like, your
whole family and friends
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and like, your dog,
I don't know.
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- You're a psychopath.
- I am.
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But who are you gonna go with?
259
00:11:12,077 --> 00:11:14,979
- I don't know, Liam maybe.
- Yeah...
260
00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:19,082
He's a dreamboat.
261
00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:20,183
He's with Sheryl, though.
262
00:11:20,218 --> 00:11:23,515
You know, I heard that
Lululemon reached out to her
263
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,089
to endorse their
new line of bralettes.
264
00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:30,060
- Yeah, she's tiny, thin,
and blonde, I get it.
265
00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:32,733
- Somebody sounds jealous.
- What?
266
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:34,600
- You're not like,
secretly in love
267
00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:35,501
with Liam or anything, are you?
268
00:11:35,536 --> 00:11:37,837
- Oh my god, no.
- Oh my god, yes you are!
269
00:11:37,872 --> 00:11:39,135
- No, I'm not!
- No, I can see it.
270
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,400
- No.
- I can see it in your eyes.
271
00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:41,434
- Mm-mm.
- You can't hide from me.
272
00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:42,135
- Mm-mm.
- You can't hide from me.
273
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:42,802
- Rebecca-
- yes, you are.
274
00:11:42,837 --> 00:11:43,703
- Rebecca-
- No, it's fine!
275
00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:44,670
- Nope.
- I'm not gonna tell anybody.
276
00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:47,539
- And you said, "Liam"?
- I said your name
277
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,541
because I saw you like,
two seconds before then-
278
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,642
- Angie, Angie.
279
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,918
It's okay, it's okay,
you're not in love with me.
280
00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:55,514
It's really obvious
'cause you're freaking out
281
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,924
because you're
not in love with me.
282
00:11:58,959 --> 00:11:59,892
- I feel like you're mocking me.
283
00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:03,060
- I'm not mocking you.
284
00:12:03,095 --> 00:12:05,865
- Stupid.
285
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,940
Hey, sweetie.
286
00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:18,009
I'm sorry, it looks like it's
gonna be another late night.
287
00:12:18,044 --> 00:12:18,911
I'm swamped.
288
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,540
Waffles are in the freezer.
289
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,576
I'm sorry if I was a
little upset last night.
290
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:25,478
Love you.
291
00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:50,503
- Hi, there.
292
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,979
- What are you doing here?
293
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,981
- Oh, I work just
down the street,
294
00:12:56,016 --> 00:13:00,084
so I thought I'd stop by
and say hello.
295
00:13:00,119 --> 00:13:01,152
Is it okay if I come in?
296
00:13:01,187 --> 00:13:04,319
It's kind of an uncomfortable
position to be in.
297
00:13:08,061 --> 00:13:09,027
- Yeah, sure.
298
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:23,305
- So, this is where Angie
Chen spends most of her time.
299
00:13:26,277 --> 00:13:27,111
Wow.
300
00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,381
This is disgusting.
301
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,086
- We don't all have maids.
302
00:13:35,121 --> 00:13:35,987
- I don't have a maid,
303
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:39,090
I just have a sense of
personal hygiene.
304
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,322
Do I look cool?
- No.
305
00:13:40,357 --> 00:13:41,521
- No?
306
00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:43,028
Aw.
307
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,623
Who's this?
308
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,064
- It's Harold.
- Harold.
309
00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:48,330
- My dad gave him to me
when I was five.
310
00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:49,331
He's my favorite.
311
00:13:50,301 --> 00:13:51,872
- You and your dad close?
312
00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:54,567
- Not at the moment.
313
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,569
- I feel that.
314
00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:04,577
- So, why aren't you with
your girlfriend right now?
315
00:14:05,987 --> 00:14:09,087
- Um, she's out of town,
so, you know.
316
00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:13,355
Plus, I kinda like hanging
out with you.
317
00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:17,095
- Really?
318
00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:21,968
- No, I just climbed
in your window 'cause,
319
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,400
'cause I don't like you.
320
00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:28,337
- I mean, I'm pretty cool, so.
321
00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:31,109
- Yeah, you're pretty cool,
whatever.
322
00:14:31,144 --> 00:14:32,374
I'll give it to you.
- Thank you.
323
00:14:32,409 --> 00:14:33,672
- I'll let you have that one.
324
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,542
- Not that I needed you
to give it to me, but.
325
00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:38,479
- Of course not, of course not.
326
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:42,384
- Um.
327
00:14:46,027 --> 00:14:48,060
So, what do you,
what do you wanna do?
328
00:14:49,162 --> 00:14:50,128
- Um-
329
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:53,527
- We can watch YouTube
videos, um, if you want.
330
00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:56,431
Um, I have "Sims".
331
00:14:58,039 --> 00:14:59,566
Do you play "The Sims"?
- Like the,
332
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:02,107
like the game with the-
- Yeah.
333
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:03,240
- With the people and they just-
334
00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:05,605
- Yeah.
- They just exist?
335
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,246
- Yeah, it's like um,
it's like real life
336
00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:10,984
but you get to
control everything.
337
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,712
I made a town called Chenville.
338
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:14,746
- Mm-hmm.
339
00:15:14,782 --> 00:15:18,717
- Um, I have a character
named Josie and she's um,
340
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,587
she actually just
put out a novel
341
00:15:20,622 --> 00:15:21,423
that's on the bestseller
list now.
342
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:22,457
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
343
00:15:22,493 --> 00:15:25,625
Um, and she's been
WooHooing with her neighbor.
344
00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:32,005
- I really like driving
you home.
345
00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:36,537
Sometimes it's the best
part of my day.
346
00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:43,313
- Hmm.
347
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:47,119
Me, too.
348
00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:18,612
- I, um, I have a um, a condom.
349
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,054
- Cool.
350
00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:24,651
- Yeah, I stole it from
my brother, so.
351
00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:26,719
Always be prepared, you know?
352
00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:28,226
I was a Boy Scout, so.
353
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,493
Your-
Your first time?
354
00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:33,362
- No.
355
00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:35,728
- No, yeah, me neither,
me neither. Yeah.
356
00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:38,401
- Great.
- Yeah.
357
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:49,280
- Do you want something
to help you open that?
358
00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:50,314
Like cut it open, or-
- Um, yeah.
359
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:53,053
No, yeah, that'd be um,
that'd be great, yeah.
360
00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:55,055
- Okay.
361
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,299
Oh my Christ.
362
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:09,366
Here.
- Excellent.
363
00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:10,730
- Yeah.
- Hang on.
364
00:17:14,538 --> 00:17:16,604
Don't wanna tear it too bad,
you know?
365
00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:18,276
- Yeah. Yeah.
366
00:17:18,311 --> 00:17:21,543
Um, should I kiss you
when you...while you-
367
00:17:21,578 --> 00:17:22,444
- Yeah.
- Deal with that,
368
00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,378
or would that be distracting?
- Yeah.
369
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,646
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, sure, yeah.
370
00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:27,285
- Okay.
- Yeah, that'd be...
371
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,815
That's a good idea, yeah.
- Okay.
372
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,425
- Is this okay if I-
- Yeah, just.
373
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,657
Sure, yeah.
- Okay.
374
00:17:45,239 --> 00:17:46,271
Is that distracting?
- No, no.
375
00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:47,800
- Okay.
- You're, yeah, no it's.
376
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:19,832
- Ow!
377
00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:21,801
Shit.
378
00:18:26,478 --> 00:18:27,939
- Oh, morning.
379
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,578
- Good morning.
380
00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:32,152
- How'd you sleep?
- Good, yeah.
381
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:33,912
Yeah.
382
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,617
Best sleep in a while, actually.
383
00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:38,587
You?
384
00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:40,391
- Yeah, yeah,
I slept pretty good.
385
00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:43,526
I'm hungry.
386
00:18:59,742 --> 00:19:03,711
- Give me that.
387
00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:05,944
Good Lord.
388
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,486
- Do you ever eat anything
with any nutritional value?
389
00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:11,488
- Do you ever have any fun?
390
00:19:11,523 --> 00:19:12,984
- Fun?
391
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:16,625
Oh, you mean the tool that's
used to control the masses?
392
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,594
- Like religion?
- Exactly.
393
00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:19,859
- Right, right, just another way
394
00:19:19,894 --> 00:19:23,236
to suppress those manly urges.
395
00:19:29,574 --> 00:19:31,002
- So, it's probably best
396
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,774
if we don't talk about
this with anyone, right?
397
00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:38,911
I mean, Sheryl
just lost her grandad,
398
00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:42,651
and things have been
really tough on her.
399
00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:44,587
I honestly think this
would kill her.
400
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,920
- Hmm.
401
00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:52,331
Um, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah,
402
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:54,564
whatever you think is best.
403
00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:55,961
- Cool, thanks.
404
00:19:57,371 --> 00:19:58,238
- Yeah.
405
00:20:13,387 --> 00:20:16,685
It just,
it just happened last night.
406
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,621
I didn't just do it with anyone.
407
00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:22,922
I lost my virginity to Liam.
408
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,860
Liam Sampson, oh my god.
409
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:35,968
Only, you know
how in movies and TV
410
00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:40,071
when women have sex they're
always moaning in ecstasy
411
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,744
because they're so
unbelievably pleasured?
412
00:20:45,749 --> 00:20:49,520
Last night, I only
moaned in pain.
413
00:20:52,888 --> 00:20:55,658
Is there something wrong
with me, or my body?
414
00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:58,694
I just, I feel like
there's something
415
00:20:58,729 --> 00:21:00,300
that's always wrong with me.
416
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:08,066
Also, like, like what?
417
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,870
Is this the end of my childhood?
418
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,713
- What'd you
do this weekend?
419
00:21:18,881 --> 00:21:19,748
- Nothing much.
420
00:21:21,015 --> 00:21:22,784
- Aren't you gonna ask me
what I did this weekend?
421
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,118
- What did you do this weekend?
422
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,626
- I went to that new froyo
place on the Seawall.
423
00:21:29,661 --> 00:21:31,991
It's actually really good,
we should go.
424
00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,663
Oh, and guess who I saw there?
425
00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:35,566
- Josh?
- No.
426
00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:37,568
- Ms. Robinson?
- No.
427
00:21:39,671 --> 00:21:40,637
- Oh my god, Rebecca,
just tell me.
428
00:21:40,672 --> 00:21:42,034
- It was Sheryl and Liam.
429
00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:44,639
- What?
430
00:21:44,675 --> 00:21:45,373
- Yeah, she was trying
some of that new
431
00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:47,039
lavender flavor that they have.
432
00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,273
I didn't think I would like it,
433
00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:50,911
but she let me try a bite and
it was actually really good.
434
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,353
God, they are such
a power couple.
435
00:21:53,388 --> 00:21:57,115
They're like Prince
William, Kate Middleton,
436
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,689
but Kate Middleton
is not blonde,
437
00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:03,990
so like, if Kate Middleton
was Blake Lively-
438
00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:07,125
And then Prince William had
hair.
439
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:09,765
Um.
440
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:11,333
But then there's like a,
441
00:22:11,368 --> 00:22:14,539
there's like a bad boy,
good girl vibe to it,
442
00:22:14,574 --> 00:22:15,573
so like "Aladdin".
443
00:22:16,609 --> 00:22:17,839
Aladdin and Jasmine.
444
00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:19,841
Do you think so?
445
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:21,909
If they, if they
were a Disney couple,
446
00:22:21,944 --> 00:22:23,779
who do you think they would be?
447
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,885
- Hey.
- Hey.
448
00:22:40,534 --> 00:22:41,401
So, I...
449
00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,964
I feel like we should
just be friends.
450
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:46,736
Do you know what I mean?
451
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:49,607
- Friends?
452
00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:54,942
- Yeah, well, when I
came over the other night
453
00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:56,746
I was a little drunk,
454
00:22:56,781 --> 00:22:59,848
and in the morning I realized
that I'd made a mistake.
455
00:22:59,883 --> 00:23:01,784
That we had made a mistake.
456
00:23:02,985 --> 00:23:03,885
- Mistake?
457
00:23:08,793 --> 00:23:12,124
Am I a monster, or something?
- What?
458
00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:15,666
No, no, no Angie, you're great.
459
00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:19,032
-Sorry...
460
00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:27,579
It's just unfair to Sheryl,
that's all.
461
00:23:29,814 --> 00:23:31,913
- So, you're doing this
to protect Sheryl?
462
00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:36,654
So, being a stalker,
463
00:23:37,822 --> 00:23:41,120
climbing through my window,
uninvited, last night,
464
00:23:41,155 --> 00:23:43,254
having sex with me
and then pretending
465
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,155
like you don't even know me
466
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:47,566
is you being a good
boyfriend to your,
467
00:23:47,601 --> 00:23:48,666
oh, what was it?
468
00:23:48,701 --> 00:23:49,997
Super Catholic girlfriend?
469
00:23:50,032 --> 00:23:51,537
- Okay, you're twisting
my words.
470
00:23:51,572 --> 00:23:52,901
- Am I? Do tell.
471
00:23:52,936 --> 00:23:54,936
- We made a mistake, all right?
472
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,269
People do this kind
of thing all the time.
473
00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,678
People go to bars and they
get drunk and they have sex.
474
00:24:00,713 --> 00:24:01,811
- Uh-huh.
475
00:24:01,846 --> 00:24:03,681
- I think you think
last night meant-
476
00:24:03,716 --> 00:24:06,079
- Do you have feelings for me?
477
00:24:14,056 --> 00:24:17,728
I wasted my virginity
on a coward.
478
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:30,835
Hey, sweetie.
479
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,070
I just wanted to let you know
480
00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:35,075
that I am heading to Houston
tonight to meet with a client,
481
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:38,045
but I left you some Bagel
Bites in the freezer.
482
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,948
Uh, if you need anything
else, just give me a call.
483
00:24:39,983 --> 00:24:41,180
All right, love you, bye.
484
00:25:00,102 --> 00:25:02,003
- Hi there,
you must be Angie.
485
00:25:04,238 --> 00:25:05,710
- Um, yeah.
486
00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:06,777
- Min! Nice to meet you.
487
00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:08,141
Come on in.
488
00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:13,113
Oh, take off the shoes.
- What?
489
00:25:13,148 --> 00:25:14,719
- Take off the shoes.
- Okay.
490
00:25:14,754 --> 00:25:16,556
- Yeah, wear the slipper.
- Right.
491
00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:20,791
What happened to the apartment?
492
00:25:20,826 --> 00:25:22,793
- Oh, I redecorated.
493
00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,322
I love decorating.
494
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,126
HGTV is my favorite.
495
00:25:26,997 --> 00:25:28,227
- I bet my dad didn't
help with that.
496
00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:31,197
He hates shopping
and household work.
497
00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:33,738
- He actually went with
me to the store
498
00:25:33,773 --> 00:25:35,773
and we were looking
for a chair, and he's-
499
00:25:35,808 --> 00:25:37,104
- Angie!
- There he is.
500
00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:38,611
- Hi.
- How are you?
501
00:25:38,646 --> 00:25:39,545
- What are you wearing?
- Oh.
502
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,209
Do you like my sweater?
- It's very blue.
503
00:25:43,244 --> 00:25:44,584
- It's all Min.
- Aww.
504
00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:50,150
- Ah.
- Hey.
505
00:25:50,185 --> 00:25:51,756
- Angie, this is Fang.
506
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:52,922
Fang, Angie.
- Hey.
507
00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,055
Sorry, my hands are sticky.
508
00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:55,925
Nice to finally meet you.
- Right, yeah.
509
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,257
- Fang was just working
on her website, right?
510
00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,929
It's pretty damn good.
511
00:25:59,964 --> 00:26:01,766
- Yeah, your dad actually let me
512
00:26:01,801 --> 00:26:02,800
come see his lab for
one of my articles.
513
00:26:02,835 --> 00:26:03,934
It was so nice.
514
00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:06,133
- And you and Dr. Brown
wouldn't stop talking.
515
00:26:06,168 --> 00:26:07,398
- Dr. Brown!
- Yeah, Dr. Brown!
516
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,806
- It was so much fun.
- I love him.
517
00:26:08,841 --> 00:26:10,676
- Who's Dr. Brown?
518
00:26:10,711 --> 00:26:11,377
- My co-worker.
519
00:26:11,412 --> 00:26:13,074
You don't remember Dr. Brown?
520
00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:14,845
- You never asked me to
come to your lab, so.
521
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,079
- Last time I invited you,
522
00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:18,915
you wouldn't shut up about
getting snow cone at La King's.
523
00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:19,850
- Well, I was nine.
524
00:26:21,183 --> 00:26:22,985
It's nice to be invited
to things.
525
00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:26,626
- Let's eat!
- Yeah.
526
00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:35,162
Hey, Angie, did Fang tell you
527
00:26:35,197 --> 00:26:37,164
that she's on the robotics team?
528
00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:38,803
- No.
- Yeah!
529
00:26:38,838 --> 00:26:41,300
Tell Angie how you're
on the robotics team.
530
00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:42,103
- Oh, it's not a big
deal.
531
00:26:42,138 --> 00:26:43,104
- Of course it is!
532
00:26:43,139 --> 00:26:45,678
They program all their
own robots and stuff.
533
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:47,977
- Neat.
534
00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:51,211
- Yeah, you two should
really hang out more.
535
00:26:51,246 --> 00:26:53,180
Fang just got a scholarship
to Stanford
536
00:26:53,215 --> 00:26:54,346
from her robotics works.
537
00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:56,722
- You're going to Stanford?
538
00:26:56,757 --> 00:26:58,185
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
539
00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:01,089
- Cool, congrats.
- Thanks.
540
00:27:01,124 --> 00:27:03,421
I mean, I'm just really lucky,
honestly.
541
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:04,994
Who knows why people
get in anywhere?
542
00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:07,194
- Stop downplaying
your accomplishment.
543
00:27:07,229 --> 00:27:09,097
I heard a segment on NPR.
544
00:27:09,132 --> 00:27:11,231
It says how downplaying
your accomplishments
545
00:27:11,266 --> 00:27:14,003
is bad for self-esteem.
- Mm-hmm.
546
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:18,238
- Um,
Angie, aren't you an artist?
547
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,011
- Yeah.
- Really?
548
00:27:22,046 --> 00:27:23,782
- Could we see some
of your work?
549
00:27:23,817 --> 00:27:25,751
- Oh yeah, Angie, show
them your Instagram.
550
00:27:25,786 --> 00:27:28,413
I just made an Instagram account
just to follow her Tweets.
551
00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:29,481
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
552
00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:30,548
- Yeah, can we see?
- Dad, I don't think-
553
00:27:30,584 --> 00:27:31,416
- Come on, Angie.
- We want to see.
554
00:27:31,451 --> 00:27:33,792
- Please?
- Don't be shy.
555
00:27:33,827 --> 00:27:34,892
Don't be shy.
- We want to see it.
556
00:27:34,927 --> 00:27:36,091
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay.
557
00:27:36,126 --> 00:27:37,829
- All right.
558
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,735
Let's see.
- Mm-hmm.
559
00:27:49,271 --> 00:27:52,877
- Oh, okay, cool.
- Not bad, huh?
560
00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:56,243
- Yeah, I like the color.
- They're so detailed!
561
00:27:56,278 --> 00:27:57,277
- Thank you.
- Huh.
562
00:27:57,312 --> 00:27:59,015
Look at that one.
563
00:27:59,050 --> 00:27:59,884
Interesting.
564
00:28:00,986 --> 00:28:02,821
- And your captions are
really good.
565
00:28:02,856 --> 00:28:04,251
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
566
00:28:04,286 --> 00:28:07,386
- So, is it a rabbit, or
is it a hamster?
567
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:08,926
- That's actually a quokka.
568
00:28:08,961 --> 00:28:10,829
- What's a quokka?
569
00:28:10,864 --> 00:28:12,028
- This cute little marsupial
thing
570
00:28:12,063 --> 00:28:13,062
we learned about in bio.
571
00:28:13,097 --> 00:28:14,899
- How 'bout that, huh?
572
00:28:14,934 --> 00:28:16,296
- These are great, Angie.
573
00:28:16,331 --> 00:28:18,529
My friend Karen is obsessed
with comics,
574
00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:22,038
and I can totally see these
being in the comics she reads.
575
00:28:22,073 --> 00:28:25,074
- But why does quokka has
a top hat on?
576
00:28:25,109 --> 00:28:26,306
And why's he holding a
butcher knife?
577
00:28:26,341 --> 00:28:27,507
- Yeah, why is that, Angie?
578
00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:30,442
- Does it represent anything?
- Is it like "Animal Farm"
579
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:33,016
where you personify the
animals to make a point?
580
00:28:33,854 --> 00:28:36,415
- No. I didn't think through
it that much,
581
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:37,790
it's just a doodle.
582
00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:42,553
- Do you ever draw the beach?
583
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:45,556
- No, I don't find brown water
to be aesthetically pleasing.
584
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:47,525
- Fang loves the beach.
585
00:28:58,010 --> 00:28:59,779
- Dad spoke in
Mandarin today.
586
00:29:02,377 --> 00:29:03,948
The last time I heard him
speak it
587
00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:06,115
was when we visited Fuzhou
when I was 10.
588
00:29:09,351 --> 00:29:11,186
It's just weird to be reminded
589
00:29:11,221 --> 00:29:14,123
that there's this whole other
side to him,
590
00:29:15,126 --> 00:29:17,797
this side of him that
I'm not really a part of.
591
00:29:20,164 --> 00:29:21,933
I do have memories, though.
592
00:29:23,937 --> 00:29:25,563
Making fish balls with Nai Nai,
593
00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:29,270
playing hide-and-seek with
Zhelun and Li,
594
00:29:30,306 --> 00:29:33,274
getting lost in Sanfang Qixiang
with Yeye...
595
00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:36,915
Dad was relaxed back then.
596
00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:38,312
He wasn't stressed.
597
00:29:39,282 --> 00:29:42,283
Probably the happiest I'd
ever seen him in childhood.
598
00:29:45,156 --> 00:29:48,124
Maybe Min and Fang give
him something
599
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:49,554
that Mom and I never could.
600
00:30:23,227 --> 00:30:24,622
What do you want?
601
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:25,524
- Hey.
602
00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,231
- I thought I was a mistake.
603
00:30:30,564 --> 00:30:32,432
- Angie, you know I
didn't mean it like that.
604
00:30:33,336 --> 00:30:34,002
I'm sorry.
605
00:30:34,037 --> 00:30:35,435
What I did was really shitty.
606
00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:39,241
Can I come in so we can
talk about it?
607
00:30:44,446 --> 00:30:45,544
- Fine.
608
00:30:54,225 --> 00:30:55,455
So, what are you doing here?
609
00:30:57,228 --> 00:30:59,998
- You and Josh seemed pretty
chummy today.
610
00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:02,198
- Yeah, he came through
my window the other night.
611
00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:02,865
- Really?
612
00:31:02,901 --> 00:31:04,332
- Yeah, no, the line of boys
613
00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:06,565
who come through my
window are just endless.
614
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:10,239
- Angie, I made a mistake, okay?
615
00:31:11,374 --> 00:31:12,407
- You said that.
616
00:31:12,442 --> 00:31:15,673
Don't rub it in, asshole.
- That's not what I mean.
617
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,916
I mean you're right.
618
00:31:18,282 --> 00:31:19,149
I'm an asshole.
619
00:31:22,022 --> 00:31:23,054
- Okay?
620
00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:45,604
- Ow!
- What? What?
621
00:31:45,639 --> 00:31:47,606
- That hurts.
622
00:31:47,641 --> 00:31:49,113
- What if I move your
leg like, like, like this?
623
00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:50,048
- Oh my god, stop.
624
00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:50,708
No, that's awful.
625
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,611
Okay, um, let me think.
626
00:31:52,646 --> 00:31:54,481
Okay, okay, um, what if
you sit there?
627
00:31:54,516 --> 00:31:55,515
- Okay.
- Yeah, like that.
628
00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:56,417
Okay.
629
00:31:58,553 --> 00:32:01,059
Gentler, please.
- Okay, okay, okay.
630
00:32:01,762 --> 00:32:02,427
- Okay, that's good.
631
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,622
That's good, a little faster.
632
00:32:03,657 --> 00:32:04,623
- Okay.
- Okay.
633
00:32:04,658 --> 00:32:06,427
- Is that, is that good?
- Yeah.
634
00:32:06,462 --> 00:32:07,593
Yeah, yes!
635
00:32:13,205 --> 00:32:14,204
- Oh my god.
636
00:32:17,509 --> 00:32:20,441
- Okay, so, I
know Liam is sort of an asshole,
637
00:32:20,476 --> 00:32:23,147
but he's my asshole,
638
00:32:23,182 --> 00:32:26,084
Tuesdays and Thursdays
after soccer practice.
639
00:32:26,119 --> 00:32:27,283
I can't deny the beauty
640
00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:29,516
of this truly educational
situation.
641
00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:33,091
I mean, not only
educational, but spiritual.
642
00:32:33,126 --> 00:32:35,786
Like, I'm really learning
how to bang, future Angie.
643
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:40,395
I mean, however good you
are now, you're welcome.
644
00:32:40,430 --> 00:32:41,528
Anyways.
645
00:32:41,563 --> 00:32:43,068
I can't stop thinking about it.
646
00:32:43,103 --> 00:32:44,136
And I can't stop thinking about
647
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:47,006
what it would be like with
every single guy I know.
648
00:32:50,704 --> 00:32:52,638
You know, like Cameron
Jones thinks he's hot shit,
649
00:32:52,673 --> 00:32:55,377
but it probably wouldn't
last for more than a minute.
650
00:32:58,283 --> 00:32:59,447
Would I have to be in charge
of everything
651
00:32:59,482 --> 00:33:00,712
if I did it with Zachary?
652
00:33:03,156 --> 00:33:04,320
That might be kinda fun.
653
00:33:05,488 --> 00:33:08,192
Or if I went up to Greg
and I was like,
654
00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:10,392
"Hey, Greg, wanna bang?"
655
00:33:11,296 --> 00:33:12,394
I wonder what he'd say.
656
00:33:14,695 --> 00:33:16,695
The schedule lately is
as follows:
657
00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:19,137
soccer practice, Liam
drives me home,
658
00:33:19,172 --> 00:33:20,501
we argue about something
659
00:33:20,536 --> 00:33:22,338
in which Liam plays
devil's advocate
660
00:33:22,373 --> 00:33:25,110
and I google stuff on my
phone to prove him wrong,
661
00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:26,474
oh, and then we bang.
662
00:33:26,509 --> 00:33:28,377
I mean, we disagree on a
lot of stuff,
663
00:33:28,412 --> 00:33:30,379
but that just makes it hotter.
664
00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:32,282
That must be some Freudian shit.
665
00:33:32,317 --> 00:33:34,515
God, what would my parents say?
666
00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:42,424
- Do you have
something you wanna tell me?
667
00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:46,461
Are you...
668
00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:48,397
having sex?
- No.
669
00:33:48,432 --> 00:33:49,465
No.
670
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,367
No, and it would be none
of your business if I was,
671
00:33:51,402 --> 00:33:53,369
but I'm not, so-
- I'm not thrilled about it
672
00:33:53,404 --> 00:33:54,634
but if you are, then we need
to take you to the doctor
673
00:33:54,669 --> 00:33:55,368
and we're gonna get you-
- Oh my god.
674
00:33:55,403 --> 00:33:56,169
- A birth control prescription-
675
00:33:56,204 --> 00:33:57,203
- Oh my god
- because otherwise
676
00:33:57,238 --> 00:33:57,604
you're playing with fire.
- Please stop talking.
677
00:33:57,639 --> 00:33:58,571
Please, God.
678
00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:01,245
it was a condom they
gave us in health class.
679
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,774
Okay? That's all it was.
680
00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:06,745
I, I used it for a
sculpture that I'm making.
681
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:07,845
- Mm.
682
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,913
Really?
683
00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:11,189
They let you get away with
that at St. Michael's?
684
00:34:11,224 --> 00:34:12,619
- Yeah, it's Ms. Trevino.
685
00:34:12,654 --> 00:34:14,291
You know, you've met
Ms. Trevino.
686
00:34:14,326 --> 00:34:15,589
You know, she protested
in the '70s,
687
00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:15,989
she had really long hair.
688
00:34:16,025 --> 00:34:16,990
- Oh, yeah.
689
00:34:17,026 --> 00:34:19,527
- Yeah, she's like,
she's really just created
690
00:34:19,562 --> 00:34:23,894
this safe space for her students
to just explore, you know-
691
00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:25,401
- Condom use?
- Whatever interesting,
692
00:34:25,436 --> 00:34:27,436
new creative innovations
that they have,
693
00:34:27,471 --> 00:34:32,375
and so she's letting me
work on the project for her.
694
00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:33,904
- Mm, yeah.
695
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,114
Well, can I see it?
696
00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:36,676
- See what?
697
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,514
- The sculpture.
698
00:34:39,549 --> 00:34:40,779
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can,
699
00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:43,881
um, but, it's actually at
school right now
700
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:48,292
because I had to take it to
school to put glitter on it.
701
00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:49,557
- Oh, of course.
702
00:34:49,592 --> 00:34:51,361
- You know, it's a project.
703
00:34:51,396 --> 00:34:52,494
- You have to make it crafty.
704
00:34:53,597 --> 00:34:54,128
-Kind of in the middle of
something right now, Greg.
705
00:34:57,633 --> 00:34:58,198
When I first started
706
00:34:58,233 --> 00:34:59,299
going to St. Michael's,
707
00:34:59,334 --> 00:35:03,571
kids would ask if I was
adopted when they saw Mom.
708
00:35:05,509 --> 00:35:08,906
- I will be back in half
an hour, okay?
709
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:11,348
- Okay.
- Condoms can wait.
710
00:35:11,383 --> 00:35:12,448
- I'd
roll my eyes at them
711
00:35:12,483 --> 00:35:14,681
and be offended, but honestly-
- Angie-
712
00:35:14,716 --> 00:35:16,320
- Sometimes
I struggle to believe
713
00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:18,322
I share chromosomes with her.
714
00:35:18,357 --> 00:35:20,687
- You can tell me stuff, okay?
715
00:35:20,722 --> 00:35:22,557
Especially these days.
716
00:35:22,592 --> 00:35:23,690
- I know.
717
00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:25,593
Some moms know
718
00:35:25,628 --> 00:35:27,727
every detail of their kids'
lives.
719
00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:30,400
Meanwhile, I don't tell
Mom anything, ever,
720
00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:32,633
and she doesn't mind.
721
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:36,241
Makes it easier for her
to drown herself in work
722
00:35:36,276 --> 00:35:39,277
like it's some sort of drug
or something.
723
00:35:39,312 --> 00:35:41,345
Every new client or case won
724
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:44,414
is the hit she needs to
feel something, I guess.
725
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,716
But it's best that we
live in separate bubbles.
726
00:35:49,751 --> 00:35:52,752
She has her coping
mechanisms, I have mine.
727
00:36:04,766 --> 00:36:06,205
Do you think I'm driven?
728
00:36:09,408 --> 00:36:11,639
- I think you drive me crazy.
729
00:36:11,674 --> 00:36:12,871
- I'm being serious.
730
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:16,776
- I mean, you seem really
driven with your art.
731
00:36:18,549 --> 00:36:20,285
Ms. Trevino won't stop gushing
732
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,617
about your abominations
in my class.
733
00:36:22,652 --> 00:36:23,783
- Really?
- Yeah.
734
00:36:28,790 --> 00:36:30,691
- I don't know, I just think
I should be
735
00:36:31,826 --> 00:36:34,431
maybe more driven with
different things.
736
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:36,235
- Like what?
737
00:36:38,503 --> 00:36:40,470
- I don't know, something
that matters.
738
00:36:41,374 --> 00:36:42,934
- You don't think your art
matters?
739
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:45,277
- I don't really know.
740
00:36:48,579 --> 00:36:50,678
- I mean, in this economy
it's not a bad idea
741
00:36:50,713 --> 00:36:52,284
to have a backup plan, I guess.
742
00:36:55,685 --> 00:36:57,421
- What are you saying?
743
00:36:57,456 --> 00:36:59,819
- It's a good idea to have
options, I don't know.
744
00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:01,920
- So you think I'm a
shitty artist?
745
00:37:01,955 --> 00:37:03,361
- That is not what I'm saying.
746
00:37:03,396 --> 00:37:04,395
- If you thought I was a
good artist
747
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,056
then you wouldn't tell
me to have a backup plan.
748
00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:06,757
- Oh my god.
749
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:07,824
Are you being serious right now?
750
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:10,797
- I don't even know why
I ever tell you anything.
751
00:37:10,832 --> 00:37:12,568
- You're trying to
villainize me,
752
00:37:12,603 --> 00:37:15,065
but all I was doing was
making a practical suggestion.
753
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,572
- Liam.
754
00:37:16,607 --> 00:37:18,068
You have a girlfriend.
755
00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:19,938
You act like I don't exist
at school.
756
00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:22,446
I think it's safe to say
that you're an asshole.
757
00:37:23,515 --> 00:37:25,042
God, I fucking hate you
sometimes.
758
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:27,451
- Can we just have a Coke
and a smile?
759
00:37:27,486 --> 00:37:28,980
- A Coke and a smile?
760
00:37:29,015 --> 00:37:30,388
- Is this because of your
parents?
761
00:37:30,423 --> 00:37:31,290
- No!
762
00:37:32,524 --> 00:37:33,721
- Angie, I get what you're
going through.
763
00:37:33,756 --> 00:37:35,723
I mean, it's rough, I know.
764
00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:37,989
- Sure.
765
00:37:41,731 --> 00:37:42,961
- Angie, my parents got divorced
766
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:44,435
when I was in fifth grade.
767
00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:48,604
- I always see your parents
together
768
00:37:48,639 --> 00:37:50,507
at St. Michael's functions.
769
00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:51,541
- That's my stepmom.
770
00:37:54,579 --> 00:37:55,644
- I didn't know that.
771
00:37:56,911 --> 00:37:58,647
- Yeah, most people don't.
772
00:38:01,047 --> 00:38:03,883
- So, where's your mom?
773
00:38:10,793 --> 00:38:12,892
I'm sorry, I had no idea.
774
00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:14,630
- Yeah.
775
00:38:14,665 --> 00:38:15,499
Well, it sucks that you hate me,
Angie.
776
00:38:15,534 --> 00:38:16,863
- I don't hate you, Liam.
777
00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:18,997
- Because I really do like you.
778
00:38:19,032 --> 00:38:21,131
I think you're cool,
I like your art.
779
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:22,704
I like hanging out with you.
780
00:38:26,842 --> 00:38:28,545
I think I'm in love with you.
781
00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:32,384
- What?
782
00:38:34,014 --> 00:38:36,421
- I'm in love with you.
783
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,991
- Liam's...
784
00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:22,665
the most popular guy at school.
785
00:39:27,771 --> 00:39:29,507
I mean, like when he
walks down the hallway
786
00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:30,739
you'd think it was like Moses
787
00:39:30,774 --> 00:39:32,708
parting the Red Sea,
or something, you know?
788
00:39:32,743 --> 00:39:35,810
There are girls who laugh
hysterically at his jokes
789
00:39:35,845 --> 00:39:37,845
even when they're not funny,
790
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,815
girls who would pay to have
him in their prom photos,
791
00:39:40,850 --> 00:39:44,852
but I don't know,
792
00:39:44,887 --> 00:39:49,120
when he's with me, in my room,
793
00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:52,761
he's not just the hot guy
at school.
794
00:39:56,129 --> 00:39:57,766
He doesn't tower over me,
795
00:39:58,769 --> 00:39:59,900
you know, like he would.
796
00:40:01,904 --> 00:40:06,907
I can see everything up
close when we're together,
797
00:40:07,646 --> 00:40:12,649
I can see all his
imperfections, all his pores.
798
00:40:13,817 --> 00:40:16,147
When I'm lying next to him,
799
00:40:16,182 --> 00:40:18,083
his nose looks bigger,
800
00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:20,019
like he's in a fun house or
something.
801
00:40:24,157 --> 00:40:26,894
He's vulnerable around me,
802
00:40:27,831 --> 00:40:29,600
and I'm vulnerable around him.
803
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:34,473
Is that love?
804
00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:49,587
Hey.
805
00:40:49,622 --> 00:40:51,017
- Hey.
806
00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:52,249
- Are you leaving?
807
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:54,658
- Yeah, I gotta head out.
808
00:40:54,693 --> 00:40:56,055
- Too busy for waffles?
809
00:40:57,058 --> 00:40:58,959
- Yeah, I've got
some stuff I've gotta do.
810
00:41:05,836 --> 00:41:06,703
See ya.
811
00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:20,948
- I love you.
812
00:41:20,983 --> 00:41:22,620
- Hello, hello, hello.
813
00:41:22,655 --> 00:41:23,852
What's poppin', party people?
814
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:27,791
Okay.
815
00:41:27,827 --> 00:41:30,826
Today's the day that I'm
going to split you into pairs
816
00:41:30,861 --> 00:41:32,058
for your literary projects.
817
00:41:32,093 --> 00:41:37,096
I have Joshua and Alex, Naomi
and Zachary,
818
00:41:38,198 --> 00:41:42,772
Natalie and Casey, Liam
and Josh,
819
00:41:42,807 --> 00:41:43,740
Angie and Sheryl,
820
00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:47,777
Tim and Hannah,
821
00:41:49,044 --> 00:41:50,582
Rebecca and Lily.
822
00:41:52,047 --> 00:41:53,079
- I'm so glad I
get to work with you
823
00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:56,885
instead of this idiot.
824
00:42:10,934 --> 00:42:13,231
- You're not gonna tell
Sheryl anything, are you?
825
00:42:14,267 --> 00:42:15,134
- No.
826
00:42:17,072 --> 00:42:17,904
- Just 'cause she'd like,
827
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:20,040
lose her shit, you know what
I mean?
828
00:42:21,241 --> 00:42:24,110
- I don't know why you
don't just tell her.
829
00:42:24,145 --> 00:42:25,144
- She's fragile.
830
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:27,619
- What?
831
00:42:28,488 --> 00:42:31,722
- Angie, life is like
an ocean.
832
00:42:34,287 --> 00:42:35,385
- What?
833
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:36,286
- And-
- This is already
834
00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:39,059
a terrible metaphor.
- And you are like
835
00:42:40,293 --> 00:42:45,032
a sturdy old battleship.
- Sturdy old battleship?
836
00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:45,934
- And she's like...
837
00:42:57,277 --> 00:43:00,652
a flimsy sailboat.
838
00:43:01,314 --> 00:43:04,755
- I'm a sturdy battleship and
Sheryl is a flimsy sailboat?
839
00:43:06,121 --> 00:43:08,022
- When you put it like
that it sounds really bad,
840
00:43:08,057 --> 00:43:10,090
but what I'm saying is,
you're tough.
841
00:43:10,994 --> 00:43:12,829
I like that about you,
you're tough.
842
00:43:14,063 --> 00:43:16,063
Sheryl has a panic attack
843
00:43:16,098 --> 00:43:20,100
because her Instagram photo
about the Lululemon bags,
844
00:43:20,135 --> 00:43:22,839
or whatever, only gets
10,000 likes.
845
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:26,304
Flimsy-ass sailboat.
846
00:43:27,307 --> 00:43:29,406
- I just...
847
00:43:29,441 --> 00:43:32,079
I just think things
would be so much easier
848
00:43:32,114 --> 00:43:35,082
if you just told her, and
then we could all move on.
849
00:43:35,117 --> 00:43:37,216
- You don't know her like I do,
trust me.
850
00:43:43,928 --> 00:43:46,324
Enough with the metaphors.
851
00:43:46,359 --> 00:43:48,766
You know what we've never done?
852
00:43:48,801 --> 00:43:51,197
We've never had sex while
we're high as balls.
853
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:53,969
- Oh my god, Liam, I am not
in the right head space.
854
00:43:54,004 --> 00:43:55,839
- Oh come on, Angie,
don't you wanna soak up
855
00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:57,302
all life has to offer?
856
00:43:57,337 --> 00:44:00,206
- Must you always shove
your dick in an orifice?
857
00:44:00,241 --> 00:44:01,878
- Only yours.
858
00:44:04,245 --> 00:44:06,014
- Um, you know,
859
00:44:06,049 --> 00:44:07,917
I've been thinking about
getting back into pottery.
860
00:44:07,952 --> 00:44:09,018
- Uh-huh.
861
00:44:09,053 --> 00:44:11,987
- Um, they're having some
new classes at the Strand.
862
00:44:12,022 --> 00:44:12,922
I'm thinking about signing up.
863
00:44:12,957 --> 00:44:14,858
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
864
00:44:14,893 --> 00:44:16,794
- Hey, you wanna make out?
865
00:44:29,171 --> 00:44:30,170
- Hey, Angie!
866
00:44:30,205 --> 00:44:31,435
Ready to be or not to be?
867
00:44:34,407 --> 00:44:36,715
You know, Hamlet-
- No, I got it.
868
00:44:38,081 --> 00:44:42,149
- I guess standup comedy's not
exactly in my future.
869
00:44:43,515 --> 00:44:45,086
All right, let's go.
- Okay.
870
00:44:50,423 --> 00:44:51,928
- Hey, sweetie.
- Hey, Mom.
871
00:44:54,427 --> 00:44:59,034
Sheryl, who is your friend?
872
00:44:59,069 --> 00:44:59,968
- Oh, this is Angie.
873
00:45:00,004 --> 00:45:01,399
Remember, I told you she was
coming over
874
00:45:01,434 --> 00:45:02,939
to work on that English project?
875
00:45:02,974 --> 00:45:04,303
- Hi.
876
00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:05,205
- Angie.
877
00:45:07,473 --> 00:45:10,507
You are just beautiful.
878
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:12,047
- Thank you.
879
00:45:12,082 --> 00:45:13,180
- Where were you born?
880
00:45:13,952 --> 00:45:14,851
- Uh, Galveston.
881
00:45:14,887 --> 00:45:16,920
- No, like, what's your, uh,
nationality?
882
00:45:16,955 --> 00:45:18,053
- Mom!
- Uh, American.
883
00:45:18,088 --> 00:45:19,186
- Shh.
884
00:45:19,221 --> 00:45:20,087
American.
885
00:45:20,122 --> 00:45:22,926
Oh, uh, where were your
parents born?
886
00:45:22,961 --> 00:45:24,521
- Oh, um, my dad's Chinese
887
00:45:24,556 --> 00:45:26,193
and my mom's a blend of English,
888
00:45:26,228 --> 00:45:27,062
Scottish, and German.
- Mom, stop.
889
00:45:27,097 --> 00:45:28,063
- Shh.
890
00:45:28,098 --> 00:45:28,730
So, you're biracial?
891
00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:30,527
That's really in right now.
892
00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:32,199
Sheryl and I were looking on
Instagram,
893
00:45:32,234 --> 00:45:34,003
it's like, the thing.
894
00:45:34,038 --> 00:45:35,367
You know, Sheryl's a model.
895
00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:36,335
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
896
00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:39,173
Modeling is like, she's really
good at it.
897
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:40,878
Sheryl, would you raise the
camera just a little bit?
898
00:45:40,913 --> 00:45:42,572
- Oh my god, Mom, stop.
899
00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:44,475
- You did not just use the
Lord's name in vain in our home.
900
00:45:44,510 --> 00:45:45,543
We don't do that, Angie,
901
00:45:45,578 --> 00:45:48,149
we don't use the Lord's
name in vain in our home.
902
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,449
Your father told you
not to wear that skirt.
903
00:45:51,484 --> 00:45:52,890
- Yeah, well, Dad didn't
seem to care
904
00:45:52,925 --> 00:45:54,584
when I got paid $500
to post about it.
905
00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:55,992
- Would you watch the attitude
906
00:45:56,027 --> 00:45:57,422
when we have guests, please?
907
00:45:57,457 --> 00:45:58,123
- Angie, do you wanna get
out of here
908
00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,556
and work on the English project?
909
00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:00,458
Maybe get some froyo?
- Uh-
910
00:46:00,493 --> 00:46:01,899
- Oh, no, I'm making a pie
911
00:46:01,934 --> 00:46:02,493
and I would love for you to-
- Great!
912
00:46:02,528 --> 00:46:03,394
Great.
913
00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:06,563
I'm gonna go get changed
really quickly.
914
00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:08,972
- I am so sorry for
our bickering.
915
00:46:09,007 --> 00:46:11,238
I just think Oriental
people are so beautiful.
916
00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:15,110
And those babies,
they're just like little,
917
00:46:15,145 --> 00:46:16,848
little panda bears.
918
00:46:19,182 --> 00:46:20,918
- You have a lovely home.
919
00:46:20,953 --> 00:46:22,920
- I know, it's true.
920
00:46:42,304 --> 00:46:46,372
- Angie, hey.
921
00:46:46,407 --> 00:46:47,073
Angie!
922
00:46:47,108 --> 00:46:49,144
Angie, hey, where are you going?
923
00:46:49,179 --> 00:46:51,949
Angie, where are you going?
- I can't go in there.
924
00:46:51,984 --> 00:46:53,247
- Why?
- I just can't!
925
00:46:53,282 --> 00:46:55,150
- But there's this new flavor-
- Jesus Christ!
926
00:46:55,185 --> 00:46:56,283
Sheryl, no!
927
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,220
- Okay.
928
00:47:16,569 --> 00:47:18,536
Angie, what's going on?
929
00:47:21,145 --> 00:47:22,243
- He's my dad.
930
00:47:23,412 --> 00:47:26,984
He shouldn't be hanging out
in froyo shops without me.
931
00:47:27,019 --> 00:47:29,217
And did you see the
color he was wearing?
932
00:47:29,252 --> 00:47:30,548
Salmon.
933
00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:33,419
Fucking, who wears
fucking salmon?
934
00:47:33,454 --> 00:47:34,992
- Your dad, apparently.
935
00:47:35,027 --> 00:47:36,092
- Fuck.
936
00:47:37,095 --> 00:47:37,929
I guess.
937
00:47:41,363 --> 00:47:42,659
- You know, parents can be
pretty dumb
938
00:47:42,694 --> 00:47:44,331
about things sometimes.
939
00:47:45,598 --> 00:47:48,236
Like, did you see the email
940
00:47:48,271 --> 00:47:50,568
my mom sent the whole
PTA about movie night?
941
00:47:50,603 --> 00:47:51,470
- No.
942
00:47:53,111 --> 00:47:55,573
- Yeah, well, she invited them
all over
943
00:47:55,608 --> 00:47:58,114
to Netflix and chill.
944
00:47:58,149 --> 00:47:59,115
- Oh, no.
945
00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:04,252
- Oh yeah, it was bad.
946
00:48:05,288 --> 00:48:07,288
I still don't have the heart
to tell her.
947
00:48:12,130 --> 00:48:13,360
I'm really sorry you're
having to go through
948
00:48:13,395 --> 00:48:14,933
all that stuff, though.
949
00:48:18,202 --> 00:48:20,499
If it were me, I think I'd
explode.
950
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:22,633
- I doubt it.
951
00:48:24,439 --> 00:48:25,504
- Why do you say that?
952
00:48:29,213 --> 00:48:30,080
- I don't know.
953
00:48:31,413 --> 00:48:35,184
You just have all your stuff
together.
954
00:48:36,418 --> 00:48:37,450
Everyone loves you.
955
00:48:39,157 --> 00:48:40,387
- I don't know about that.
956
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:47,658
A lot of people have been
talking behind my back recently.
957
00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:50,298
People say I'm stuck up.
958
00:48:52,566 --> 00:48:54,005
Do you think I'm stuck up?
959
00:48:59,672 --> 00:49:01,111
- I don't really know you.
960
00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:13,321
You know, there was this guy
from Galveston College,
961
00:49:13,356 --> 00:49:19,525
and he kept sending me
these really gross DMs,
962
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,658
like saying that he wanted
963
00:49:20,693 --> 00:49:22,462
to paint a picture with
my blood.
964
00:49:25,467 --> 00:49:28,699
And Cindy told everyone
that I liked the attention.
965
00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:31,735
- What the hell?
-Yeah.
966
00:49:33,706 --> 00:49:36,179
- I thought Cindy and you
were like, best friends.
967
00:49:36,214 --> 00:49:37,147
- So did I.
968
00:49:39,481 --> 00:49:41,283
Oh, it was awful.
969
00:49:42,352 --> 00:49:43,451
I had to get a restraining
order,
970
00:49:43,487 --> 00:49:46,552
and all these lawyers had
to look through my messages.
971
00:49:46,587 --> 00:49:48,356
It's over now, though,
thankfully.
972
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:52,360
- Damn.
- Yeah.
973
00:49:57,268 --> 00:49:59,202
- I don't know, I guess
I always thought
974
00:49:59,237 --> 00:50:01,039
your life was perfect,
or something.
975
00:50:02,603 --> 00:50:05,076
Like if there was a girl who
didn't poop, it would be you.
976
00:50:05,979 --> 00:50:08,046
Or if you did, it'd be like
rainbows.
977
00:50:09,544 --> 00:50:10,411
- Nope.
978
00:50:11,777 --> 00:50:14,052
Trust me, I poop.
979
00:50:15,187 --> 00:50:17,154
A lot.
980
00:50:17,189 --> 00:50:18,388
- You should make that
an Instagram caption.
981
00:50:18,424 --> 00:50:23,622
- Oh, I'm definitely
doing that when I get home.
982
00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:27,131
It'll make me more relatable.
983
00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:28,594
- Get a
sponsorship for Pepto-Bismol.
984
00:51:16,347 --> 00:51:17,676
- I can't believe
this is the first time
985
00:51:17,711 --> 00:51:19,744
making jiaozi, Angie.
986
00:51:19,779 --> 00:51:22,186
- Yeah, well, my mom's white
and my dad doesn't really
987
00:51:22,221 --> 00:51:23,781
know how to cook, so.
988
00:51:23,816 --> 00:51:26,421
- Actually, he tried to make
us mapo tofu the other week.
989
00:51:26,456 --> 00:51:27,884
- Yeah.
- Really?
990
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,424
- Yeah.
- That's a first.
991
00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,691
A lot of firsts from that guy
these days.
992
00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:34,792
Anyways.
993
00:51:35,628 --> 00:51:37,927
- I think this is my
best one yet.
994
00:51:39,403 --> 00:51:40,270
- Thanks, Mom.
995
00:51:41,372 --> 00:51:43,405
- Do you speak any
Mandarin, Angie?
996
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,639
- No, actually.
997
00:51:44,675 --> 00:51:48,245
I went to a Chinese school in
Houston when I was younger,
998
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,445
but I quit in third grade.
999
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,217
- So Fai didn't keep up with it,
I guess?
1000
00:51:53,252 --> 00:51:55,186
- Nope, he didn't see the point.
1001
00:51:57,487 --> 00:51:59,223
But you speak Mandarin,
right, Fang?
1002
00:51:59,258 --> 00:51:59,924
- Yeah.
1003
00:52:00,886 --> 00:52:01,786
- Did you go to Chinese school?
1004
00:52:01,821 --> 00:52:02,854
- Yeah.
1005
00:52:02,889 --> 00:52:05,361
- Growing up, you know,
I told Fang she can speak
1006
00:52:05,396 --> 00:52:07,297
whatever she want outside
the house-
1007
00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:08,064
- Mom.
1008
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:09,827
- But inside it was only
Mandarin.
1009
00:52:09,862 --> 00:52:10,960
I just thought-
- Stop.
1010
00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:13,402
- You know, many ABCs who
have no sense
1011
00:52:13,437 --> 00:52:14,337
where they come from.
- Don't.
1012
00:52:14,372 --> 00:52:15,038
- Like me?
- No-
1013
00:52:15,073 --> 00:52:17,934
- Wow, these are gorgeous.
1014
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,573
Who made this little beauty,
huh?
1015
00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:20,706
- Fang, Dad.
1016
00:52:20,741 --> 00:52:21,938
Who fuckin' else?
1017
00:52:21,973 --> 00:52:23,940
Oh, also, since we're on
the topic
1018
00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:25,711
of me being a clueless ABC,
1019
00:52:25,746 --> 00:52:27,944
what's the word for
homewrecker in Mandarin?
1020
00:52:27,979 --> 00:52:31,387
I don't think we ever got
to that in Chinese school.
1021
00:52:31,422 --> 00:52:32,982
- Angie, other room.
1022
00:52:33,017 --> 00:52:33,884
Now!
1023
00:52:49,341 --> 00:52:51,902
- Mom, why did you do that?
- What?
1024
00:52:51,937 --> 00:52:53,739
- You made her feel bad.
1025
00:52:53,774 --> 00:52:55,444
- I was just asking questions.
1026
00:52:55,479 --> 00:52:56,907
- You keep comparing
us to each other
1027
00:52:56,942 --> 00:52:58,414
every time we're next
to each other.
1028
00:52:58,449 --> 00:52:59,976
- What is wrong with you,
Angie?
1029
00:53:00,011 --> 00:53:01,648
- Nothing is wrong with me!
1030
00:53:01,683 --> 00:53:03,287
- That was so disrespectful!
1031
00:53:03,322 --> 00:53:04,455
- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no,
1032
00:53:04,490 --> 00:53:07,654
what's disrespectful is you
getting a whole new family
1033
00:53:07,689 --> 00:53:09,326
one fucking month-
- I don't care, okay?
1034
00:53:09,361 --> 00:53:10,027
I don't care.
1035
00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:11,658
Those are good people out there,
1036
00:53:11,693 --> 00:53:12,923
they don't deserve this!
1037
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:13,824
Okay, you...
1038
00:53:13,859 --> 00:53:15,530
You can't say something
like that, okay?
1039
00:53:15,565 --> 00:53:17,895
- Dad, you don't know how
hard it is.
1040
00:53:17,930 --> 00:53:19,666
You don't listen!
1041
00:53:19,701 --> 00:53:20,898
You didn't listen to mom!
1042
00:53:20,933 --> 00:53:22,570
You don't listen to me!
1043
00:53:22,605 --> 00:53:24,605
You didn't even tell me who
this woman was!
1044
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,804
- Sorry, Angie.
I'm sorry.
1045
00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:27,311
-And I'm sorry that you think
it's-
1046
00:53:27,346 --> 00:53:28,579
Shut up and let me talk!
1047
00:53:28,614 --> 00:53:31,040
I'm sorry that you think it's
disrespectful that I don't want-
1048
00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:32,448
-Angie, that's enough!
1049
00:53:34,914 --> 00:53:35,913
- I didn't mean it, Angie-
1050
00:53:48,026 --> 00:53:49,025
- Hey, just
calling you to let you know
1051
00:53:49,061 --> 00:53:51,566
that Coach is subbing
you out of forward now.
1052
00:53:51,601 --> 00:53:53,832
He's pretty pissed you
haven't been showing up.
1053
00:53:54,868 --> 00:53:56,505
You know how militant he gets.
1054
00:53:57,970 --> 00:53:59,805
Anyways, I, I just wanted
to let you know
1055
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,808
that I had a waffle
the other day,
1056
00:54:03,382 --> 00:54:05,382
You know, I didn't put as
much syrup on it as you do,
1057
00:54:05,417 --> 00:54:06,516
but, you know.
1058
00:54:06,552 --> 00:54:09,848
Felt weird not eating waffles
with Angie Chen, is all.
1059
00:54:12,017 --> 00:54:14,853
Kinda like I miss you.
1060
00:54:14,888 --> 00:54:16,822
Anyways, just uh, call me back.
1061
00:54:16,857 --> 00:54:17,757
All right.
1062
00:54:29,001 --> 00:54:31,507
- I think you
should stop coming over.
1063
00:54:39,011 --> 00:54:40,879
- Do you still have feelings
for me?
1064
00:54:43,785 --> 00:54:45,455
- It doesn't really matter now.
1065
00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:51,824
- That wasn't a no.
1066
00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:54,695
- Shut up.
1067
00:54:57,128 --> 00:54:58,435
- Still not a no.
1068
00:55:04,773 --> 00:55:08,808
You know, I feel like I
can be myself around you.
1069
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,482
I sound like such an idiot.
1070
00:55:13,584 --> 00:55:15,045
- You don't sound like an idiot.
1071
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:20,853
- Do you feel the same way?
1072
00:55:31,063 --> 00:55:32,799
It's okay.
1073
00:55:32,834 --> 00:55:34,702
It's okay, it's okay.
1074
00:55:34,737 --> 00:55:35,703
It's okay.
1075
00:55:35,738 --> 00:55:36,605
It's okay.
1076
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:38,706
It's okay.
1077
00:55:41,579 --> 00:55:43,040
It's okay, I'm sorry.
1078
00:55:43,075 --> 00:55:43,942
It's okay.
1079
00:56:08,738 --> 00:56:09,737
- Hello!
1080
00:56:09,773 --> 00:56:13,609
My name is Rosencrantz
and this is Guildenstern!
1081
00:56:14,546 --> 00:56:15,178
- Hello.
1082
00:56:15,214 --> 00:56:16,843
- And we're here to tell you
1083
00:56:16,878 --> 00:56:21,144
about an old dear friend of
mine, William Shakespeare.
1084
00:56:23,918 --> 00:56:24,750
- Sorry.
1085
00:56:24,786 --> 00:56:27,183
Uh, who's William Shakespeare
again?
1086
00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:30,857
- Oh, Guildenstern, you
silly goose!
1087
00:56:30,892 --> 00:56:33,530
He wrote us, remember?
1088
00:56:33,565 --> 00:56:35,224
- How could I have possibly
forgotten?
1089
00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:36,995
He wrote us in a play called
"Hamlet."
1090
00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:37,896
- Ah, yes.
1091
00:56:37,931 --> 00:56:41,505
And he wrote a lot of
other plays, too.
1092
00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:47,610
O, Romeo, O Romeo,
1093
00:56:47,645 --> 00:56:50,074
wherefore art thou, Romeo?
1094
00:56:50,109 --> 00:56:53,011
Deny thy father and
refuse thy name.
1095
00:56:53,046 --> 00:56:55,981
Or, if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love,
1096
00:56:56,016 --> 00:56:58,984
and I will no longer be
a Capulet.
1097
00:56:59,019 --> 00:57:00,986
Ah, my dearest friend,
1098
00:57:01,021 --> 00:57:04,660
which one of thou suitors
dost thou lovest the best?
1099
00:57:04,695 --> 00:57:06,860
- Believe me,
sister, in all my years
1100
00:57:06,895 --> 00:57:09,159
I have never beheld a man
so special
1101
00:57:09,194 --> 00:57:11,898
that I would fancy him
over any other.
1102
00:57:11,933 --> 00:57:12,932
- Minion!
1103
00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:15,264
Thou liest!
1104
00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:19,609
- My dear Horatio.
1105
00:57:20,139 --> 00:57:20,973
I die!
1106
00:57:22,306 --> 00:57:26,814
Thou potent poison dost-
1107
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,160
Oh my god!
- Oh my god-
1108
00:57:43,195 --> 00:57:44,062
- That was so good!
- I cannot believe
1109
00:57:44,097 --> 00:57:44,829
we pulled that off.
1110
00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:46,669
That was so good.
- I know, right?
1111
00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:47,670
Wait, I have to take a
1112
00:57:47,705 --> 00:57:48,571
picture for my Instagram.
1113
00:57:48,606 --> 00:57:50,266
- Okay.
- This is a monumental moment.
1114
00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:52,642
- Okay.
1115
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:53,509
- All right, perfect.
1116
00:57:53,545 --> 00:57:55,139
- Uh, can I take one for
my time capsule?
1117
00:57:55,174 --> 00:57:56,006
- You have a time capsule?
- Yeah, I have a time capsule.
1118
00:57:56,042 --> 00:57:56,740
- I've always wanted a
time capsule.
1119
00:57:56,776 --> 00:57:57,842
- Really?
- Yeah, but I always
1120
00:57:57,877 --> 00:58:00,210
get so lazy, I always
forget about it in the end.
1121
00:58:00,245 --> 00:58:01,849
- Well, I mean, I'll make
you a copy of this one
1122
00:58:01,884 --> 00:58:02,817
if you ever wanna
start it again.
1123
00:58:02,852 --> 00:58:03,751
- Um, that's awesome.
1124
00:58:03,787 --> 00:58:04,852
Thank you.
- Do you wanna do a silly one?
1125
00:58:04,887 --> 00:58:05,853
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
1126
00:58:07,989 --> 00:58:08,955
Perfect.
1127
00:58:08,990 --> 00:58:11,155
- Dost thou wantest froyo?
- Oh my god, sure.
1128
00:58:11,190 --> 00:58:12,022
- Okay.
1129
00:58:12,058 --> 00:58:13,091
- We should wipe this off first,
though.
1130
00:58:13,126 --> 00:58:13,993
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
1131
00:58:16,129 --> 00:58:17,326
- Cheers, lady.
- Cheers.
1132
00:58:19,770 --> 00:58:22,265
- Ugh, I am so glad I got
paired with you on this project.
1133
00:58:23,368 --> 00:58:26,005
You're like a breath of
fresh air at this school.
1134
00:58:30,242 --> 00:58:31,109
Aw.
- Hmm?
1135
00:58:32,244 --> 00:58:34,013
- It's Liam.
1136
00:58:34,048 --> 00:58:36,917
He has been so
sweet lately.
1137
00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:42,758
Just like, really attentive
and present, you know?
1138
00:58:48,799 --> 00:58:50,227
I don't know.
1139
00:58:50,262 --> 00:58:52,735
I think I just might go for it.
1140
00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:54,605
- For what?
- You know,
1141
00:58:55,674 --> 00:58:57,267
finally getting my
V-card revoked.
1142
00:59:01,042 --> 00:59:02,041
- What?
1143
00:59:02,076 --> 00:59:03,042
- Yeah.
1144
00:59:03,077 --> 00:59:04,276
I mean, we've been talking,
1145
00:59:04,312 --> 00:59:07,376
and we've both been saving
ourselves for the right person-
1146
00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:09,279
- I'm sorry, saving yourselves?
1147
00:59:09,314 --> 00:59:10,786
- Yeah.
1148
00:59:10,821 --> 00:59:11,721
Liam's a virgin.
1149
00:59:13,021 --> 00:59:13,853
- Really?
1150
00:59:13,889 --> 00:59:16,154
- I know, it's cute,
right?
1151
00:59:17,729 --> 00:59:20,697
- It's something.
1152
00:59:23,328 --> 00:59:25,361
I don't know, Sheryl,
1153
00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:27,968
don't you think this is
a big decision to make?
1154
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,940
- Yeah, I guess, but I
don't know, I know him,
1155
00:59:32,975 --> 00:59:35,910
and I know he's a good
guy, so I trust him.
1156
00:59:35,945 --> 00:59:37,142
- What makes him a good guy?
1157
00:59:37,177 --> 00:59:39,309
- I don't know, I...
1158
00:59:40,312 --> 00:59:42,620
I just feel like I can
tell him things, and,
1159
00:59:44,723 --> 00:59:47,152
he's the only guy who's ever
been with me
1160
00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:49,187
who hasn't been pressure-y
about sex.
1161
00:59:51,829 --> 00:59:54,159
- Yeah, but, don't you think,
like-
1162
00:59:54,194 --> 00:59:55,699
- Oh, and that reminded me.
1163
00:59:55,734 --> 00:59:56,867
Um, his birthday's coming up
1164
00:59:56,902 --> 01:00:00,671
and I was wondering if you
would draw a picture of us.
1165
01:00:02,873 --> 01:00:03,539
- I'd love to.
1166
01:00:03,574 --> 01:00:05,335
- Okay, great.
1167
01:00:49,381 --> 01:00:50,347
- Hey.
- Howdy.
1168
01:00:50,382 --> 01:00:51,348
- Just come in.
1169
01:00:52,285 --> 01:00:53,350
- It's good to see you, too.
1170
01:00:53,385 --> 01:00:54,483
- So, I've been thinking,
1171
01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:56,826
and you need to tell Sheryl
about us.
1172
01:00:57,488 --> 01:00:58,387
- Uh...
1173
01:00:58,423 --> 01:01:01,028
- I refuse to be
complicit in this anymore.
1174
01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:04,031
- Okay, Angie, hold on.
1175
01:01:04,066 --> 01:01:05,868
Just- just calm down for a
second,
1176
01:01:05,903 --> 01:01:07,232
breathe in, breathe out.
1177
01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:08,464
- Don't touch me.
- Okay.
1178
01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:09,399
Angie, I'm sorry.
1179
01:01:10,468 --> 01:01:13,502
Angie, if she found out
now it would crush her.
1180
01:01:13,537 --> 01:01:15,240
- I think she'd rather
be upset than ignorant.
1181
01:01:15,275 --> 01:01:18,045
- No, she wouldn't be upset,
she would be suicidal.
1182
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,981
- Wow, you sure
know how to flatter yourself.
1183
01:01:20,016 --> 01:01:20,982
- Angie, come on.
1184
01:01:21,017 --> 01:01:22,346
- If you're not gonna
call her, then I will.
1185
01:01:22,381 --> 01:01:23,047
- What are you doing?
1186
01:01:23,082 --> 01:01:23,985
No, Angie, give me the phone.
1187
01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:24,919
Can I have the...
1188
01:01:24,955 --> 01:01:25,753
Angie, give me the phone.
- Don't touch me.
1189
01:01:25,789 --> 01:01:28,121
- Give me the phone!
- Get off of me!
1190
01:01:28,156 --> 01:01:29,320
- Give me the phone!
- Get off of me!
1191
01:01:29,355 --> 01:01:30,154
Get off!
1192
01:01:30,189 --> 01:01:32,257
- What the hell is going on
in here?
1193
01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:33,159
Hey!
1194
01:01:36,197 --> 01:01:38,428
Angie! Are you OK?
1195
01:01:38,463 --> 01:01:39,935
I'm fine! I have to go.
1196
01:01:39,970 --> 01:01:40,936
- What is going on?
1197
01:01:41,972 --> 01:01:43,741
Are you having sex with
that boy?
1198
01:01:44,843 --> 01:01:45,509
You lied to me?
1199
01:01:45,544 --> 01:01:46,975
- I didn't even say anything.
1200
01:01:47,010 --> 01:01:48,075
- Who was that person, Angie?
1201
01:01:48,110 --> 01:01:49,209
- You can ground me when
I get back,
1202
01:01:49,245 --> 01:01:51,848
or whatever makes you feel
like a responsible mother.
1203
01:01:51,883 --> 01:01:53,817
- Whatever makes me feel
like a responsible mother?
1204
01:01:53,852 --> 01:01:55,852
- Don't act like you suddenly
care, okay?
1205
01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:58,184
- That is 100% unfair.
1206
01:01:58,219 --> 01:02:00,417
You know both of us have had
a rough couple of months.
1207
01:02:00,452 --> 01:02:01,286
- Whatever.
1208
01:02:01,321 --> 01:02:02,551
I just gotta go.
- Angie!
1209
01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:04,421
Angie, you are being completely
neurotic!
1210
01:02:04,456 --> 01:02:07,325
- Well, the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree, I guess!
1211
01:02:18,910 --> 01:02:19,975
Hi.
1212
01:02:20,010 --> 01:02:21,207
- Angie, hi.
1213
01:02:21,242 --> 01:02:22,076
- I need to talk to you.
1214
01:02:22,111 --> 01:02:22,879
- Yeah, um, hold on.
1215
01:02:22,914 --> 01:02:23,646
Sorry, uh.
1216
01:02:23,682 --> 01:02:25,178
Someone just-
- Sheryl, please!
1217
01:02:25,213 --> 01:02:25,879
- Slow down.
1218
01:02:25,914 --> 01:02:26,913
Hold on one second, I'm sorry.
1219
01:02:26,948 --> 01:02:29,116
Liam's having a panic
attack about something.
1220
01:02:29,151 --> 01:02:30,348
- I need to talk to you.
- Slow do-
1221
01:02:30,383 --> 01:02:31,250
- Sheryl, I need to talk to you
right now!
1222
01:02:31,285 --> 01:02:32,117
- Okay!
What?
1223
01:02:32,153 --> 01:02:33,219
- She's crazy,
okay?
1224
01:02:33,254 --> 01:02:34,121
She's being psychotic!
1225
01:02:34,156 --> 01:02:35,287
Don't listen to her.
1226
01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:36,255
Sheryl-
- Please.
1227
01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:37,553
Sheryl, don't talk to her,
1228
01:02:37,588 --> 01:02:39,027
she's being crazy!
1229
01:02:39,062 --> 01:02:40,457
Hello?
1230
01:02:40,492 --> 01:02:41,359
Hello, Sheryl?
1231
01:02:41,394 --> 01:02:42,426
Sheryl, can you hear me?
1232
01:02:42,461 --> 01:02:43,262
Hello?
1233
01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:58,541
- I've never felt so
broken in my entire life.
1234
01:03:03,482 --> 01:03:05,823
He acted like he was so
in love with me.
1235
01:03:11,292 --> 01:03:13,523
God, I'm such an idiot!
1236
01:03:14,966 --> 01:03:15,833
- Sheryl...
1237
01:03:18,629 --> 01:03:20,937
I mean, look at you, you're
amazing.
1238
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:23,532
There are plenty of guys
1239
01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:25,942
on Instagram who would
love to date you.
1240
01:03:25,977 --> 01:03:28,076
- Every guy who wants to date me
1241
01:03:28,111 --> 01:03:29,979
doesn't really wanna
get to know me.
1242
01:03:41,553 --> 01:03:43,058
God, I hate him!
1243
01:03:45,425 --> 01:03:47,557
I didn't even wanna date
him in the first place
1244
01:03:47,592 --> 01:03:50,197
but he kept pressuring me to!
1245
01:03:52,003 --> 01:03:55,400
I hate him!
1246
01:03:55,435 --> 01:03:56,566
- I'm sorry.
1247
01:04:00,308 --> 01:04:01,142
- And you.
1248
01:04:04,983 --> 01:04:08,017
I thought you were supposed
to be my friend, Angie.
1249
01:04:10,219 --> 01:04:14,419
I thought, wow, here's this
girl and she's so cool,
1250
01:04:14,454 --> 01:04:15,992
and we have the same
sense of humor
1251
01:04:16,027 --> 01:04:17,994
and she's passionate
about cool stuff!
1252
01:04:23,364 --> 01:04:26,596
I was so excited to be
your friend.
1253
01:04:37,741 --> 01:04:38,608
I was wrong.
1254
01:04:43,021 --> 01:04:45,384
I was wrong about everything.
1255
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,484
- Angie.
1256
01:07:00,389 --> 01:07:01,487
Angie, wake up.
1257
01:07:01,522 --> 01:07:02,653
- Oh my god, Dad.
1258
01:07:03,557 --> 01:07:05,161
- Your mom said you
ran away.
1259
01:07:05,196 --> 01:07:06,459
What happened?
1260
01:07:06,494 --> 01:07:07,394
- Nothing happened.
1261
01:07:07,429 --> 01:07:08,263
We had a fight.
1262
01:07:08,298 --> 01:07:09,198
I'm fine.
1263
01:07:10,498 --> 01:07:11,629
- Things don't look fine to me.
1264
01:07:11,664 --> 01:07:13,400
- It's Martinelli's, I swear.
1265
01:07:13,435 --> 01:07:16,601
- Okay.
1266
01:07:16,636 --> 01:07:17,536
Scooch.
1267
01:07:21,212 --> 01:07:22,574
I shouldn't laugh about that.
1268
01:07:26,217 --> 01:07:30,285
Look, I'm not good at this
enhanced interrogation stuff,
1269
01:07:31,222 --> 01:07:32,122
not like your mom.
1270
01:07:33,587 --> 01:07:35,785
But could you honestly
tell me what happened?
1271
01:07:39,329 --> 01:07:40,295
- Do you even care?
1272
01:07:41,364 --> 01:07:43,760
- Why would you say
something like that, Angie?
1273
01:07:43,795 --> 01:07:44,761
Of course I do.
1274
01:07:45,665 --> 01:07:46,862
Do you really think I enjoy
1275
01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:48,468
seeing you only twice a month?
1276
01:07:49,801 --> 01:07:50,668
I don't.
1277
01:07:54,806 --> 01:07:56,212
- I mean, it just seems like
you have
1278
01:07:56,247 --> 01:07:57,477
the perfect family now.
1279
01:07:59,481 --> 01:08:02,317
With Fang and Min, and
everything.
1280
01:08:03,617 --> 01:08:06,288
- Is that what you think?
1281
01:08:06,323 --> 01:08:09,423
You think...
1282
01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:11,359
You think I want you to be more
like Fang?
1283
01:08:16,597 --> 01:08:18,729
Look, Fang is amazing.
1284
01:08:20,601 --> 01:08:23,140
I mean, she's probably gonna
cure cancer
1285
01:08:23,835 --> 01:08:26,506
and take us to the moon one day,
I don't know.
1286
01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:30,576
But you're amazing, too, Angie.
1287
01:08:30,611 --> 01:08:32,347
I don't want you to be
like Fang.
1288
01:08:33,383 --> 01:08:35,614
I'm kinda glad that you
are not like me at all.
1289
01:08:36,716 --> 01:08:39,783
You can be weird sometimes,
you know?
1290
01:08:39,818 --> 01:08:40,652
- Thank you?
1291
01:08:43,426 --> 01:08:47,263
- Look, I remember when
you were five.
1292
01:08:47,298 --> 01:08:49,166
I took you to this park
in Austin.
1293
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:53,368
It's got this big pecan tree
right there.
1294
01:08:53,403 --> 01:08:54,864
All the boys wanna climb it.
1295
01:08:56,406 --> 01:08:58,472
They just stood around
and yelled at each other,
1296
01:08:58,507 --> 01:09:00,276
no one dared to jump up.
1297
01:09:00,311 --> 01:09:01,574
You?
1298
01:09:01,609 --> 01:09:02,839
The little girl in the team?
1299
01:09:04,315 --> 01:09:07,283
You push away all the
boys and hop, hop, hop,
1300
01:09:07,318 --> 01:09:09,714
all the way up to the
tree, like a little monkey!
1301
01:09:09,749 --> 01:09:10,682
You remember that?
1302
01:09:12,323 --> 01:09:14,752
Your mom and I are
absolutely terrified.
1303
01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:18,756
You didn't ask for our
permission.
1304
01:09:21,563 --> 01:09:23,431
You never ask for permission,
though.
1305
01:09:24,434 --> 01:09:26,401
Not to live your life.
1306
01:09:28,933 --> 01:09:30,768
Not to find what passion to
pursue.
1307
01:09:34,774 --> 01:09:37,676
And that's what's so
special about you, Angie.
1308
01:09:38,679 --> 01:09:40,415
I want you to know that.
1309
01:09:53,925 --> 01:09:56,530
Remember this?
1310
01:09:56,565 --> 01:09:57,927
You remember little Horatio?
1311
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:01,700
It's been in my pocket for
10 years now.
1312
01:10:03,374 --> 01:10:04,439
- Why?
1313
01:10:04,474 --> 01:10:06,342
It's atrocious.
1314
01:10:06,377 --> 01:10:07,376
- I'll tell you why.
1315
01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:12,414
Some day, some day
people's gonna be jealous
1316
01:10:12,449 --> 01:10:16,682
of your old man for having
an Angie Chen original.
1317
01:10:20,391 --> 01:10:21,258
Come on.
1318
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:25,724
Things are gonna be okay,
all right?
1319
01:10:27,530 --> 01:10:28,991
It's gonna be okay.
1320
01:10:49,013 --> 01:10:51,387
Good luck.
1321
01:10:51,422 --> 01:10:52,982
You're gonna need it.
1322
01:10:58,759 --> 01:11:00,759
- Can I come in?
1323
01:11:02,763 --> 01:11:03,630
- I guess.
1324
01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:17,545
- Can I help you highlight?
1325
01:11:22,013 --> 01:11:22,814
- All right.
1326
01:11:25,423 --> 01:11:26,884
Highlight wherever you see 2018.
1327
01:11:38,568 --> 01:11:40,469
- I'm sorry for what I said
yesterday.
1328
01:11:47,137 --> 01:11:49,275
You know I didn't mean it.
1329
01:11:53,143 --> 01:11:55,616
- Are you having sex with him?
1330
01:11:58,918 --> 01:11:59,818
- Yes.
1331
01:12:01,921 --> 01:12:02,821
- Angie...
1332
01:12:03,923 --> 01:12:04,790
- I know.
1333
01:12:04,825 --> 01:12:06,462
- Are you on birth control?
1334
01:12:12,063 --> 01:12:13,568
Why didn't you just tell me?
1335
01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:24,381
- I was having an affair with
that boy.
1336
01:12:26,847 --> 01:12:28,077
- An affair?
1337
01:12:28,948 --> 01:12:29,848
What do you mean?
1338
01:12:32,215 --> 01:12:33,082
- Like,
1339
01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:36,855
that boy had a girlfriend,
1340
01:12:39,728 --> 01:12:40,991
and I slept with him anyway.
1341
01:12:47,032 --> 01:12:47,864
- Stop.
1342
01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:50,935
Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop.
1343
01:12:50,970 --> 01:12:52,035
Legs up.
1344
01:12:52,070 --> 01:12:52,904
Legs up.
1345
01:12:54,842 --> 01:12:55,676
Legs up.
1346
01:13:00,144 --> 01:13:01,011
Come on.
1347
01:13:03,983 --> 01:13:05,818
All right, all right.
1348
01:13:08,086 --> 01:13:10,119
I can't believe I'm
gonna tell you this.
1349
01:13:12,992 --> 01:13:14,992
I was married right out of
high school.
1350
01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:17,566
- What?
1351
01:13:19,570 --> 01:13:20,437
- Yeah.
1352
01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:24,870
- With someone who wasn't Dad?
1353
01:13:26,038 --> 01:13:26,905
- Yeah.
1354
01:13:28,172 --> 01:13:29,578
- I need details.
1355
01:13:32,583 --> 01:13:35,452
- Well, he was a
few years older than me,
1356
01:13:36,686 --> 01:13:41,458
and he was a pseudo musician
who couldn't hold down a job.
1357
01:13:43,561 --> 01:13:44,494
- How did you two meet?
1358
01:13:45,695 --> 01:13:49,763
- I was about your age
and I would sneak out
1359
01:13:49,798 --> 01:13:51,699
to go to his concerts.
1360
01:13:51,734 --> 01:13:53,800
- You snuck out?
1361
01:13:53,835 --> 01:13:54,702
- Oh yeah.
1362
01:13:56,233 --> 01:13:57,065
- Were they good?
1363
01:13:57,101 --> 01:14:01,577
- Oh, no, they were awful.
1364
01:14:01,612 --> 01:14:06,175
But he wore eyeliner and
he looked like Kurt Cobain,
1365
01:14:06,210 --> 01:14:10,718
so, priorities.
1366
01:14:14,317 --> 01:14:18,022
I had an awful job working
with an unorganized realtor,
1367
01:14:18,057 --> 01:14:23,060
and one day I came home to
find out that my husband
1368
01:14:25,999 --> 01:14:28,670
blew our entire savings.
1369
01:14:28,705 --> 01:14:32,839
Savings I had, uh, earned,
by the way,
1370
01:14:32,874 --> 01:14:34,643
to record a demo.
1371
01:14:36,207 --> 01:14:37,712
Of course it didn't go anywhere,
1372
01:14:37,747 --> 01:14:40,176
so we had nothing.
1373
01:14:40,211 --> 01:14:41,078
- Oh my god.
1374
01:14:42,081 --> 01:14:42,981
- Yeah.
1375
01:14:44,215 --> 01:14:45,621
I was so humiliated.
1376
01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:50,725
I had to move back in
with your grandparents.
1377
01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,565
- What happened to your husband?
1378
01:14:56,964 --> 01:14:59,195
- Shortly after, I found out
he'd been having an affair
1379
01:14:59,230 --> 01:15:02,671
with the bartender from our
favorite bar.
1380
01:15:05,676 --> 01:15:07,104
- Weren't you devastated?
1381
01:15:08,811 --> 01:15:09,678
- I was.
1382
01:15:10,615 --> 01:15:11,581
But I found out pretty quickly
1383
01:15:11,616 --> 01:15:15,882
that he was just a
footnote in my life essay.
1384
01:16:46,238 --> 01:16:47,105
- Hey.
1385
01:16:50,209 --> 01:16:51,109
- Hi.
1386
01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,817
- Look, thanks for agreeing to
meet with-
1387
01:16:55,852 --> 01:16:56,686
- Don't.
1388
01:16:58,481 --> 01:16:59,348
- Sorry.
1389
01:17:01,891 --> 01:17:03,352
- So, are you two dating now?
1390
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:05,321
- No.
1391
01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:08,324
- Why not?
1392
01:17:11,131 --> 01:17:12,669
- That's not who I wanna be.
1393
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:22,305
- I'm just sorry I had to be
a casualty
1394
01:17:22,340 --> 01:17:23,713
in you figuring that out.
1395
01:17:29,248 --> 01:17:30,148
- Me too.
1396
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,060
- Thanks, though.
1397
01:17:44,164 --> 01:17:45,031
- For what?
1398
01:17:47,398 --> 01:17:48,397
- For telling me.
1399
01:17:51,908 --> 01:17:52,907
I mean, it hurt.
1400
01:17:55,274 --> 01:17:59,375
It still hurts, but...
1401
01:17:59,410 --> 01:18:03,313
you helped
me dodge a bullet, I think.
1402
01:18:06,450 --> 01:18:08,483
- Well, you deserve
someone who's-
1403
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:10,254
- This doesn't mean
we're friends.
1404
01:18:10,289 --> 01:18:11,156
- Right.
1405
01:18:20,299 --> 01:18:22,002
I'll see myself out.
1406
01:19:01,010 --> 01:19:03,241
Hey, future Angie,
it's me again.
1407
01:19:07,984 --> 01:19:11,887
You know, life is rough.
1408
01:19:14,353 --> 01:19:15,352
A lot of the time.
1409
01:19:18,258 --> 01:19:20,126
But I'm sure you've
figured that out.
1410
01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:25,901
People are gonna come
in and out of your life.
1411
01:19:25,936 --> 01:19:27,067
That's inevitable.
1412
01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:31,808
And maybe you can't always
control what happens,
1413
01:19:33,009 --> 01:19:35,812
but you can control how
you respond.
1414
01:19:38,047 --> 01:19:39,915
Anyways, Rebecca and I have been
1415
01:19:39,950 --> 01:19:41,983
researching colleges together.
1416
01:19:42,018 --> 01:19:44,986
Okay, well, we spend
half the time researching
1417
01:19:45,021 --> 01:19:46,614
and the other half of the time,
1418
01:19:46,649 --> 01:19:48,220
Rebecca tries to find dirt
1419
01:19:48,255 --> 01:19:51,025
on our future orientation
advisors.
1420
01:19:51,060 --> 01:19:52,961
Maybe you do remember
her after all.
1421
01:19:54,393 --> 01:19:56,162
After the Shakespeare
presentation,
1422
01:19:56,197 --> 01:19:59,594
Ms. Robinson encouraged Sheryl
to get involved with theater.
1423
01:19:59,629 --> 01:20:02,300
I heard she was cast in
a production of "9 to 5".
1424
01:20:04,205 --> 01:20:05,303
I hope she's happy.
1425
01:20:08,044 --> 01:20:10,308
Liam already has a
new girlfriend.
1426
01:20:10,343 --> 01:20:12,882
Some blonde girl who
transferred from Ball High.
1427
01:20:14,314 --> 01:20:18,250
It's funny how he was this
mythical presence in my life,
1428
01:20:18,285 --> 01:20:21,187
but when I look at him now...
1429
01:20:23,521 --> 01:20:24,861
he's just a boy.
1430
01:20:32,101 --> 01:20:33,661
You know, I spent so much time
1431
01:20:33,696 --> 01:20:36,070
thinking about all the things
I wasn't,
1432
01:20:37,436 --> 01:20:39,634
but now, I've been
spending a lot more time
1433
01:20:39,669 --> 01:20:41,675
thinking about all the things
that I am,
1434
01:20:45,543 --> 01:20:47,180
all the things I can create.
1435
01:20:59,227 --> 01:21:00,094
- Hey.
1436
01:21:01,130 --> 01:21:01,997
- Hey.
1437
01:21:03,033 --> 01:21:05,066
Thanks for meeting me here.
1438
01:21:05,101 --> 01:21:05,968
- Yeah.
1439
01:21:06,003 --> 01:21:07,299
What's up?
1440
01:21:07,334 --> 01:21:08,630
- Just admiring the view.
1441
01:21:10,601 --> 01:21:11,941
- It is a gorgeous one.
1442
01:21:16,112 --> 01:21:21,016
- I am really sorry
about when I came over.
1443
01:21:22,514 --> 01:21:24,283
- You called my mom
a homewrecker.
1444
01:21:25,187 --> 01:21:28,452
- Well, technically I didn't
call her a homewrecker,
1445
01:21:28,487 --> 01:21:32,027
I just asked what the word
for it was in Mandarin.
1446
01:21:32,062 --> 01:21:33,963
Yeah, it was really bad,
you're right.
1447
01:21:36,132 --> 01:21:38,264
- I just want my mom
to be happy, you know?
1448
01:21:39,168 --> 01:21:40,662
But it's been tough.
1449
01:21:43,271 --> 01:21:44,138
- I know.
1450
01:21:45,273 --> 01:21:46,404
I'll apologize to her.
1451
01:21:49,079 --> 01:21:50,408
- I'd really appreciate that.
1452
01:21:56,185 --> 01:21:59,615
- I know things have
been kinda crazy here,
1453
01:21:59,650 --> 01:22:03,388
but are you excited
for Stanford?
1454
01:22:04,523 --> 01:22:07,656
- Honestly, I'm really nervous.
1455
01:22:07,691 --> 01:22:09,394
- Why?
1456
01:22:09,429 --> 01:22:11,198
- It's just so far away.
1457
01:22:11,233 --> 01:22:14,168
I don't know anyone
in California,
1458
01:22:14,203 --> 01:22:18,073
and I'm not too great
at making new friends.
1459
01:22:18,108 --> 01:22:19,404
- I know what that feels like.
1460
01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:20,603
- Yeah.
1461
01:22:20,638 --> 01:22:21,736
- Yeah.
1462
01:22:21,771 --> 01:22:23,672
But I mean, think about
it this way,
1463
01:22:23,707 --> 01:22:26,048
like, everyone you meet there
1464
01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:29,051
is gonna be going through
some kinda big change, right?
1465
01:22:29,086 --> 01:22:30,547
- Yeah.
- So, you won't be alone.
1466
01:22:32,221 --> 01:22:33,088
- That's true.
1467
01:22:42,099 --> 01:22:43,428
- Do you wanna-
1468
01:22:43,463 --> 01:22:44,627
- Go for a walk?
- Yeah.
1469
01:22:44,662 --> 01:22:46,431
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Okay.
1470
01:22:48,204 --> 01:22:50,534
So, when do you leave?
- Uh, beginning of August.
1471
01:22:50,569 --> 01:22:53,174
- Oh my gosh, that's so soon!
- I know.
1472
01:22:54,606 --> 01:22:56,540
My mom and I have this
whole road trip planned out.
1473
01:22:56,575 --> 01:22:58,245
We're gonna stop by the
Grand Canyon.
1474
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,544
- Nice, nice.
1475
01:23:00,579 --> 01:23:04,647
- I started making a
playlist, so many podcasts.
1476
01:23:04,682 --> 01:23:06,418
- Always a must.
1477
01:23:06,453 --> 01:23:07,716
Have you made the drive before?
1478
01:23:11,590 --> 01:23:13,128
So, I'll sign off now.
1479
01:23:13,856 --> 01:23:16,494
- This is my last vlog.
1480
01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:19,134
- See you on the other side.
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