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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,727 --> 00:00:14,872 DEC: This is the main man, Double D, 2 00:00:14,897 --> 00:00:16,622 ready to drop cargo off at BGT. 3 00:00:16,647 --> 00:00:20,463 # Don't stop thinking about tomorrow 4 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:25,233 # Don't stop, it'll soon be here 5 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:28,822 # It'll be better than before 6 00:00:28,847 --> 00:00:31,952 # Yesterday's gone Yesterday's gone. # 7 00:00:31,977 --> 00:00:33,783 HORN BLARES 8 00:00:33,808 --> 00:00:36,313 HE YAWNS Ooh, where are we? It's dark. 9 00:00:37,448 --> 00:00:38,952 Ah. I'll give you a clue. 10 00:00:38,977 --> 00:00:40,702 The sky is grey, the traffic's terrible 11 00:00:40,727 --> 00:00:42,742 and a cappuccino costs £6.50. 12 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:43,952 London. London! 13 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,622 I've missed the place. Yeah, me, too. 14 00:00:45,647 --> 00:00:49,263 All that's left to do now is drop the mini judge-mobiles. Here we go. 15 00:00:54,568 --> 00:00:58,492 Five, four, three, two, one... 16 00:01:03,847 --> 00:01:05,233 Let's go. 90- 9°! 17 00:01:05,258 --> 00:01:07,343 Ah-ha-ha. Woo-hoe'.! 18 00:01:09,258 --> 00:01:11,383 Oh, these things are wicked. I love this. 19 00:01:11,408 --> 00:01:13,343 Where is David? 20 00:01:16,488 --> 00:01:17,773 ENGINE REVS 21 00:01:20,808 --> 00:01:23,103 Oh, my God, what's that? DAVID: Hi, everybody. Hi. 22 00:01:23,128 --> 00:01:26,492 What the hell is that? This is the safety car. 23 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:28,313 Oh, my God, it's David! 24 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,952 How did he even fit in that car? 25 00:01:32,847 --> 00:01:35,593 OK, straight to the Palladium. Roger that. 26 00:01:35,618 --> 00:01:38,343 I don't want anyone driving too fast, especially you, Simon. 27 00:01:38,368 --> 00:01:41,773 Ah. Stop it, stop it. Stop it, Simon! 28 00:01:41,798 --> 00:01:43,543 HE LAUGHS 29 00:01:43,568 --> 00:01:45,983 Simon, you're going too fast! 30 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:47,543 Simon. Simon. Simon. 31 00:01:47,568 --> 00:01:49,673 Oh, no. No, no, no, no! 32 00:01:51,128 --> 00:01:52,233 LAUGHS 33 00:01:52,258 --> 00:01:54,063 Oh, my God, he's taken out a bollard. 34 00:01:54,088 --> 00:01:56,313 CAR HORNS BLARE Oh,dean 35 00:01:56,338 --> 00:01:58,423 THEY LAUGH 36 00:02:00,048 --> 00:02:01,543 Sorry about that, David. 37 00:02:01,568 --> 00:02:02,952 Bye, David! 38 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:04,492 I'm meant to be at the front. 39 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:07,133 # Everybody dance 40 00:02:07,158 --> 00:02:10,983 # Do-do-do clap your hands Clap your hands 41 00:02:12,338 --> 00:02:14,463 # Everybody dance 42 00:02:14,488 --> 00:02:16,702 # Do-do-do clap your hands 43 00:02:16,727 --> 00:02:18,263 # Clap your hands... # Hi, guys. 44 00:02:20,258 --> 00:02:21,742 # Body 45 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,133 # Body Everybody 46 00:02:24,158 --> 00:02:25,343 # Body 47 00:02:25,368 --> 00:02:26,543 # Body 48 00:02:26,568 --> 00:02:27,702 # Everybody 49 00:02:27,727 --> 00:02:29,383 # Body 50 00:02:29,408 --> 00:02:30,903 # Body Everybody 51 00:02:30,928 --> 00:02:32,742 # Body... # 52 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:35,183 It's your Britain's Got Talent judges! 53 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,872 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 54 00:02:37,897 --> 00:02:40,263 # Everybody dance Do-do-do clap your hands 55 00:02:40,288 --> 00:02:41,543 # Clap your hands... # 56 00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:43,952 Hold on, hold on. Where's David? 57 00:02:43,977 --> 00:02:46,183 He was taking a long time to get here! 58 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,233 We're quite happy to carry on. 59 00:02:48,258 --> 00:02:50,463 # I like driving in my car... # 60 00:02:50,488 --> 00:02:52,673 Sorry I'm a little bit late. 61 00:02:52,698 --> 00:02:56,383 # It don't look much But I've been far 62 00:02:56,408 --> 00:02:58,183 # I like driving in my car... # 63 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:00,183 LAUGHTER, CHEERING 64 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:01,622 # Even with a flat tyre 65 00:03:03,847 --> 00:03:06,423 # I like driving in my car 66 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:08,593 # It's not quite a Jaguar. # 67 00:03:08,618 --> 00:03:10,492 It's me! 68 00:03:10,517 --> 00:03:11,773 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 69 00:03:11,798 --> 00:03:13,702 Can you get back in your car, David? 70 00:03:15,538 --> 00:03:17,383 There's a white star at the front of the stage, 71 00:03:17,408 --> 00:03:19,773 that's where you stand, have a little chat with the judges. 72 00:03:19,798 --> 00:03:21,903 Then you will get into your performance. 73 00:03:23,727 --> 00:03:26,313 Thank you. LAUGHTER 74 00:03:26,338 --> 00:03:29,063 They love me. What can I say? They love me. 75 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:30,513 Hi, everybody. Hi. 76 00:03:30,538 --> 00:03:32,313 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 77 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:33,983 Best of luck. It's all yours. 78 00:03:34,008 --> 00:03:35,773 Have fun. Good luck. Break a leg. 79 00:03:38,488 --> 00:03:40,063 Lovely dresses. Yeah. 80 00:03:41,647 --> 00:03:44,263 Welcome. Thank you. Thank you. 81 00:03:44,288 --> 00:03:47,463 So, what's the name of your group? We are The Dots. 82 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:50,822 I'm Amanda, this is Rosie and this is Kathy. 83 00:03:50,847 --> 00:03:52,622 And so where do you normally perform? 84 00:03:52,647 --> 00:03:54,673 All over the place. I've never done it before. 85 00:03:54,698 --> 00:03:56,952 Oh. Oh, no, we said we weren't gonna say that. 86 00:03:56,977 --> 00:03:59,742 Basically, yesterday, one of our original Dots 87 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:02,513 actually walked out, creative differences, 88 00:04:02,538 --> 00:04:04,673 but Kathy has stepped in last minute. 89 00:04:04,698 --> 00:04:06,872 Hang on, hang on. 90 00:04:06,897 --> 00:04:08,702 Don't just throw that away. 91 00:04:08,727 --> 00:04:10,313 What happened? She's a bit difficult, 92 00:04:10,338 --> 00:04:11,702 should we say, shall we say? 93 00:04:11,727 --> 00:04:15,492 So you've never performed with them until today? 94 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:17,903 No. 95 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:20,983 Um, I am intrigued what you're gonna do, 96 00:04:21,008 --> 00:04:23,133 so I'm gonna let you take to the stage and go for it. 97 00:04:23,158 --> 00:04:24,673 Thank you. Thank you. 98 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,343 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 99 00:04:28,928 --> 00:04:30,702 SONG: 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy' 100 00:04:30,727 --> 00:04:34,593 Kathy. Kathy. 101 00:04:37,647 --> 00:04:38,822 Nope. 102 00:04:42,618 --> 00:04:44,822 Wrong way. Wrong way. 103 00:04:44,847 --> 00:04:46,983 # He was a famous trumpet man From out Chicago way... # 104 00:04:47,008 --> 00:04:48,023 Other way. 105 00:04:48,048 --> 00:04:50,263 # He had a boogie style That no-one else could play... # 106 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:51,463 The other way. 107 00:04:51,488 --> 00:04:52,872 # He can't blow a note unless 108 00:04:52,897 --> 00:04:55,023 # The bass and guitar ls playin' with him... # 109 00:04:55,048 --> 00:04:56,313 Ah! 110 00:05:04,647 --> 00:05:05,952 So cute. 111 00:05:05,977 --> 00:05:09,673 # He was our boogie woogie bugle boy Of Company B... # 112 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:13,773 LAUGHTER 113 00:05:27,178 --> 00:05:29,793 # He puts the boys asleep With boogie every night 114 00:05:29,818 --> 00:05:32,203 # And wakes 'em up the same way In the early bright 115 00:05:32,228 --> 00:05:34,972 # They clap their hands And stamp their feet 116 00:05:34,997 --> 00:05:37,533 # Because they know how he plays When someone gives him a beat... # 117 00:05:37,558 --> 00:05:39,923 LAUGHTER 118 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:43,083 # He's the boogie woogie bugle boy Of Company B 119 00:05:43,108 --> 00:05:45,403 # A toot, a toot A toot diddelyada toot 120 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,563 # He blows it eight to the bar... # 121 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:49,722 LAUGHTER 122 00:05:53,148 --> 00:05:55,972 # And the company jumps When he plays reveille 123 00:05:55,997 --> 00:05:59,923 # He's the boogie woogie bugle boy Of Company B. # 124 00:05:59,948 --> 00:06:02,403 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 125 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,923 Yes! Brilliant! 126 00:06:05,428 --> 00:06:07,283 # Rescue me 127 00:06:07,308 --> 00:06:10,613 # Take me in your arms Rescue me 128 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:14,403 # I want your tender charm... # 129 00:06:14,428 --> 00:06:16,083 |—| knew, I knew that was part of the act. 130 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:18,003 LAUGHTER 131 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:21,043 I'm actually getting really stupid, aren't I? 132 00:06:21,068 --> 00:06:26,512 That was brilliant, by the way, cos you really, really fooled me. 133 00:06:26,537 --> 00:06:28,693 Oh, thank you. 134 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:30,563 It was absolutely brilliant. 135 00:06:30,588 --> 00:06:32,043 Your timing was excellent. 136 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:33,793 Your harmonies are actually very good and, 137 00:06:33,818 --> 00:06:35,642 you know, in the end, I think you'll get there. 138 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:38,043 So... good luck. 139 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:41,762 Oh, I love everything about this act. just a genius idea. 140 00:06:41,787 --> 00:06:43,972 I love seeing things go wrong. 141 00:06:43,997 --> 00:06:46,642 This is proper entertainment. 142 00:06:47,818 --> 00:06:51,203 I thought you were brilliantly talented comic performers. 143 00:06:51,228 --> 00:06:53,923 Everyone can enjoy this, can't they? AMANDA: Yeah. 144 00:06:53,948 --> 00:06:56,253 You are on to something, The Dots, 145 00:06:56,278 --> 00:06:58,403 so let me kick this off 146 00:06:58,428 --> 00:06:59,842 with an enormous yes! 147 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:02,563 I'm saying yes. 148 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,923 It's a yes from me. 149 00:07:04,948 --> 00:07:06,693 I knew all along it was a joke. 150 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,283 It's... four yeses. 151 00:07:09,308 --> 00:07:11,283 # Rescue me 152 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:12,683 # Take me in your... # 153 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,613 LAUGHTER 154 00:07:14,638 --> 00:07:16,083 # Rescue me 155 00:07:16,108 --> 00:07:18,043 # I want your tender charm... # 156 00:07:18,068 --> 00:07:19,483 Come on. Come on. 157 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:21,153 Here we are. 158 00:07:23,388 --> 00:07:24,793 Here we go. 159 00:07:26,997 --> 00:07:28,563 LAUGHTER 160 00:07:28,588 --> 00:07:31,363 It just was the best thing he didn't know what was going on. 161 00:07:31,388 --> 00:07:33,203 He didn't know. I loved it. 162 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:36,683 Oh. There we go. 163 00:07:38,537 --> 00:07:41,253 # It's my party And I'll cry if I want to 164 00:07:41,278 --> 00:07:43,003 # Cry if I want to... # 165 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:45,972 The stage is gonna be a lot bigger than the living room. I know! 166 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:49,642 Simon, I think, you know... I think, to be honest, 167 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:52,333 he's like a little bit of a pussycat on the inside. He's all right. 168 00:07:52,358 --> 00:07:54,003 I'll probably regret now I've said that. 169 00:07:54,028 --> 00:07:55,923 SIMON: What day is it today? 170 00:07:55,948 --> 00:07:58,683 It's Monday, all right? 171 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:01,512 And you're judging Britain's Got Talent. 172 00:08:01,537 --> 00:08:03,083 LAUGHTER 173 00:08:04,787 --> 00:08:06,153 Er, my mum, my dad and my sister. 174 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:10,283 Immi, are you singing for us today? 175 00:08:10,308 --> 00:08:11,683 Yes, I am. Let's do it. 176 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,003 It's all yours. Onto the star. 177 00:08:13,028 --> 00:08:14,433 Good luck. Good luck, darling. 178 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:17,972 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 179 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,043 Go on, lmmi! 180 00:08:24,148 --> 00:08:25,403 Well, nice to meet you. 181 00:08:25,428 --> 00:08:28,483 Nice to meet you, too, Simon. Oh, thank you. 182 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,892 And what's your name? My name is lmmi Davis. 183 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:33,403 And where are you from, lmmi? 184 00:08:33,428 --> 00:08:35,433 I'm from Welwyn Garden City. 185 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:36,842 That's my neck of the woods. 186 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,923 AMANDA: How old are you? I'm nine. 187 00:08:39,948 --> 00:08:41,333 Oh, my goodness. 188 00:08:41,358 --> 00:08:45,003 So, are you going to... sing? 189 00:08:45,028 --> 00:08:46,483 Yes, I am. 190 00:08:46,508 --> 00:08:48,683 OK, and what are you gonna sing? 191 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:50,253 I'm going to sing I Put A Spell On You 192 00:08:50,278 --> 00:08:51,483 by Screamin' jay Hawkins. 193 00:08:51,508 --> 00:08:53,203 Oh, my goodness. 194 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,483 Why that song? 195 00:08:54,508 --> 00:08:57,722 It's because I've been practising it and... 196 00:08:57,747 --> 00:09:00,333 LAUGHTER 197 00:09:00,358 --> 00:09:01,563 Ha-ha! Good reason. 198 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,690 Everyone's making me look a bit stupid this year. 199 00:09:06,715 --> 00:09:08,221 I've realised that. 200 00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:09,690 I'm sorry. 201 00:09:11,326 --> 00:09:13,610 You aren't stupid. I know I'm not, but... 202 00:09:13,635 --> 00:09:16,301 I feel a bit stupid this year. 203 00:09:16,326 --> 00:09:19,091 Thank you, lmmi, we've sort of become friends, I like that. 204 00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:22,610 OK, so, why did you decide to come on the show, lmmi? 205 00:09:22,635 --> 00:09:25,610 Because since I was five, I've been watching this show 206 00:09:25,635 --> 00:09:29,860 and I've always wanted to be on this show. Really? 207 00:09:29,885 --> 00:09:32,651 So, do you think you're gonna win, lmmi? I'd love to. 208 00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:36,221 Well, look, I'm not gonna ask any more questions 209 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:41,011 because I'm feeling really, really stupid right now, so good luck. 210 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:45,581 Go on, lmmi! 211 00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:47,051 She's really sweet. 212 00:09:47,076 --> 00:09:48,331 Yeah. And funny. 213 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,971 SONG: 'I Put A Spell On You' 214 00:09:59,835 --> 00:10:04,091 # I put a spell on you 215 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:11,501 # Because you're mine 216 00:10:13,996 --> 00:10:18,121 # And you better stop the things You doin' 217 00:10:19,146 --> 00:10:22,401 # I say watch out 218 00:10:22,426 --> 00:10:27,451 # No, I ain't lyin' 219 00:10:30,786 --> 00:10:35,171 # I put a spell on you 220 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:43,401 # Because you're mine, you're mine 221 00:10:47,426 --> 00:10:51,401 # You better stop the things You're doin' 222 00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:55,251 # I say watch out 223 00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:59,251 # No, I ain't lyin' 224 00:10:59,276 --> 00:11:02,730 # No, I ain't lyin' 225 00:11:02,755 --> 00:11:07,401 # Cos, baby, I love you, yeah 226 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:11,610 # Can't you see that I love you Love you, love you? 227 00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:15,971 # Even if you don't want me to 228 00:11:15,996 --> 00:11:18,860 # Baby, if you don't want me 229 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:24,401 # I put a spell on you 230 00:11:24,426 --> 00:11:26,891 # Oh, yes, I did 231 00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:32,051 # Because you're mine... # 232 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:35,401 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 233 00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:39,690 # You're mine 234 00:11:40,835 --> 00:11:46,011 # Because you're mine. # 235 00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:49,011 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 236 00:11:49,036 --> 00:11:53,730 # Who is the girl I see 237 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:58,051 # Staring straight back at me? # 238 00:11:58,076 --> 00:12:00,251 They're all on their feet! The whole lot of them. 239 00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:05,371 # Why is my reflection Someone else? # 240 00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:08,091 What a performance! Huh?! 241 00:12:09,326 --> 00:12:10,531 You're not human. 242 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:14,730 How old you? Nine. Impossible. 243 00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:17,251 Nine?! And sings like that! 244 00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:19,171 That is extraordinary. 245 00:12:21,246 --> 00:12:22,810 It's like you transform. 246 00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:24,761 You're this cute nine—year—old and then you're, 247 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,971 "Pow! Take that." And we really did. 248 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,331 We were under your spell. I loved it, lmmi. Well done. 249 00:12:29,356 --> 00:12:31,401 Thank you. 250 00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:36,891 It sounded so retro, so vintage, so otherworldly. 251 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:39,860 It's like you were channelling goodness knows what. It was amazing. 252 00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:44,940 SIMON: David. You sure you weren't miming? 253 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,051 LAUGHTER 254 00:12:46,076 --> 00:12:48,480 I'm sure. 255 00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:51,251 No, I was just completely gobsmacked. 256 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:53,761 It was extraordinary. 257 00:12:53,786 --> 00:12:55,501 Can I ask you a question? Yeah. 258 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,221 Were you expecting this reaction? 259 00:12:57,246 --> 00:12:58,531 No. You weren't, were you? 260 00:12:58,556 --> 00:13:00,690 No. No, that's what makes you so special. 261 00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:03,651 You were incredible. 262 00:13:03,676 --> 00:13:05,121 Thank you. 263 00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,730 But let's start with David. 264 00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:09,971 I'm gonna say yes. 265 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,301 I'm saying yes. 266 00:13:11,326 --> 00:13:12,730 It's a yes from me. 267 00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:17,371 I think you got about 5,000 yeses, lmmi. 268 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:22,451 # Somehow I cannot be 269 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,810 # Who I am... # 270 00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:29,860 Aww. Bless her. 271 00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:33,041 Wow, wow, wow! 272 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:35,401 Where's the roof? The roof's gone, the roof's gone! 273 00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:37,371 Oh, you blew it off. Well done. 274 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,501 # Guess who just got back today? 275 00:13:53,526 --> 00:13:56,421 # Them wild-eyed boys That'd been away... # 276 00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:58,860 Where have you got that from? I nicked it off a cameraman. 277 00:13:58,885 --> 00:14:00,371 Backstage. LAUGHTER 278 00:14:00,396 --> 00:14:02,860 Smile, everyone! You're on the telly! 279 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,211 # The boys are back in town The boys are back in town... # 280 00:14:06,675 --> 00:14:09,421 Who doesn't love Ant and Dec? Find me these people. Yeah! 281 00:14:09,446 --> 00:14:11,011 CHEERING Now, judges! 282 00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:12,811 Give us a wave. 283 00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,211 Hi, Mum! Hello, Mum! 284 00:14:17,526 --> 00:14:19,681 They always cheer everyone up, don't they? 285 00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,571 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well done, Dec. 286 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:24,400 Very well done. 287 00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:26,091 Coming from Newcastle, 288 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,251 it's just an absolute dream to meet Ant and Dec. 289 00:14:28,276 --> 00:14:29,650 What are you doing for us today? 290 00:14:29,675 --> 00:14:31,400 I'm doing a bit of unicycling and juggling, 291 00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:33,091 but a lot of danger, so a bit of variety. 292 00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:35,041 A lot of danger! Yes. 293 00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:37,251 They're ready for you on stage. Shall we do it? 294 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,961 See you soon. He's going, yeah. He's doing it. 295 00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:40,011 See you out there. 296 00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:42,681 # The boys are back in town 297 00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:45,891 # The boys are back in town... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 298 00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:50,171 Hello. Hello, how are you? 299 00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:53,041 Great, thank you. What's your name? My name's Tommy j. 300 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,251 Where are you from? I'm from Norfolk. 301 00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:57,171 How old are you, Tommy? I'm 18. 302 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,451 Do you have a day job? Yeah, I do this act. Yeah. 303 00:14:59,476 --> 00:15:01,681 What would it mean to perform at the Royal Variety Show? 304 00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:04,171 Well, it's always been my dream to perform at the Palladium. 305 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,371 Me and my... My dad's in entertainment as well. 306 00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:08,650 He's a comedian, and so... But I'm much funnier. 307 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,891 LAUGHTER 308 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,011 How does it feel that a unicycle's taller than you? 309 00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:17,171 Right, well, Tommy, go for it. 310 00:15:17,196 --> 00:15:18,931 The stage is yours, good luck. Thank you. 311 00:15:18,956 --> 00:15:21,371 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 312 00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:23,811 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 313 00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:26,850 So, I'm looking for a volunteer. An intelligent man. 314 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,811 Dare I say, a sexy man. 315 00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:31,850 Yes, you guessed it, it's Dec! 316 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,730 Come on, Dec. Bring on the unicycle. CHEERING 317 00:15:33,755 --> 00:15:36,650 Give him a... Ha-ha! He can't get on that! 318 00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:39,501 How come it's just Dec, by the way? Huh? 319 00:15:39,526 --> 00:15:40,931 Who arranged this? 320 00:15:40,956 --> 00:15:43,371 Now, Dec, you just stand there. That's brilliant. Like that. 321 00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:45,091 Oh! Sorry, I hit the "Dec". 322 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:46,321 BUZZER 323 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,251 No! AUDIENCE BOOS 324 00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:50,171 All hands on "Dec"! Here we go. 325 00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:52,371 Stay with me, Dec. Now, remove your front foot, Dec. 326 00:15:52,396 --> 00:15:54,291 LAUGHTER Remove your front foot. 327 00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,501 Now, Dec, slight situation. 328 00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:59,600 I've missed the seat, mate. LAUGHTER 329 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,811 Can you see those knives? Yes. 330 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,650 When I shout go... Yeah. ..run and get the knives. 331 00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:07,141 Go for it! Run, Dec, run! Run, Dec, run! 332 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,891 Ladies and gentlemen, juggling knives, 333 00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,141 it's Dec! Go for it, Dec. 334 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,371 Go on! I'm only kidding. Hang on, Dec. 335 00:16:13,396 --> 00:16:15,850 Pass them up to me. Ladies and gentlemen, 336 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,850 can I have a drum roll, please? 337 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,961 DRUM ROLL, LAUGHTER 338 00:16:24,755 --> 00:16:26,451 CHEERING, FANFARE 339 00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:27,571 YES! 340 00:16:27,596 --> 00:16:30,571 Now, Simon. Yes? I know what you're thinking. 341 00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:32,571 What? That's not dangerous enough. 342 00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,730 No. So, bring on... 343 00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,780 the fire! 344 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:38,321 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 345 00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:51,011 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 346 00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:55,251 # I'm dangerous. # 347 00:16:55,276 --> 00:16:57,811 Yeah! Well done, that was amazing! 348 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,850 Tommy, look, you obviously are very talented 349 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,931 and you're a nice boy. I just thought... 350 00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:06,600 nothing was very good. 351 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,171 AUDIENCE BOOS 352 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,891 This boy is wildly entertaining! 353 00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:13,211 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 354 00:17:14,805 --> 00:17:17,681 18 years old, you hold the stage 355 00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:20,681 like you've been doing it for years and years and years. 356 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,091 You're funny, you can juggle, 357 00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:25,251 you've got great rapport with people, 358 00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:26,780 I mean, what is not to like? 359 00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:30,371 Thank you, David. Means a lot. Thank you. 360 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,321 Typically, this isn't my cup of tea, so to speak... 361 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,371 AUDIENCE BOOS 362 00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:39,211 But saying that, clearly, you're great at what you do 363 00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:41,530 and, actually, it's for the audience to decide 364 00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,730 whether they like it or not. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 365 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,600 So on behalf of the audience, I'm gonna say yes. 366 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,931 Yes! Yes! 367 00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,530 Simon? 368 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,573 I'm gonna say no. OK. 369 00:17:55,598 --> 00:17:57,268 AUDIENCE BOOS 370 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,707 Tommy, I'm saying yes! 371 00:17:59,732 --> 00:18:01,988 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's two, he needs three. 372 00:18:03,173 --> 00:18:06,398 I'm in the middle here. I am literally in the middle. 373 00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:09,788 This act feels like good old—fashioned entertainment. 374 00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:13,938 But as talented as you are, it didn't blow me away today, 375 00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:15,298 I have to be honest. OK. 376 00:18:15,323 --> 00:18:16,548 AUDIENCE BOOS 377 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:20,188 Come on! # Let's get ready to rumble! # 378 00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:23,118 Ant and Dec, did you love it? Yeah! 379 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,428 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 380 00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:28,757 We don't do enough for Ant and Dec, so for them, I will say yes! 381 00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:30,908 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 382 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:33,377 Yes! Get in! 383 00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,368 Thank you very much. 384 00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:39,727 Thank you. Oh, bless his little heart. 385 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,008 Whew! Got through it. 386 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,208 Well done. You got through it. Thank you for helping me. 387 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:46,808 Not at all. Any time. 388 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,777 # Let's get ready to rumble... # 389 00:18:48,802 --> 00:18:50,928 Dec and Ant. Dec and Ant. 390 00:18:51,983 --> 00:18:53,597 Dec and... It's the first... 391 00:18:53,622 --> 00:18:55,928 Dec and Ant. Dec and Ant. 392 00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:59,088 Remind me, which one's which? Oh, Dad! 393 00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:01,678 Ant's on the left. Oh, yeah. 394 00:19:01,703 --> 00:19:03,397 You came on your bike? Yes, bicycle. 395 00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:05,597 All the way from...? From Japan. 396 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,168 From Japan! No way! 397 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:08,678 We used to be quite big in japan, 398 00:19:08,703 --> 00:19:10,888 you know, we were pop stars in Japan. 399 00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:12,568 In japan? Yeah. You must remember. 400 00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,448 # Wreck the mic Psyche... # 401 00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,248 MUSIC DISTORTS AND STOPS 402 00:19:16,273 --> 00:19:18,888 '96, '97... Had a number one. 403 00:19:18,913 --> 00:19:21,928 Yes! I saw many times, you in... YouTube. 404 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,597 THEY LAUGH 405 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,928 It's a true story, yes. It's true. 406 00:19:25,953 --> 00:19:28,248 So... Are they ready? Good luck. We're ready when you are. 407 00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:30,208 Ready? Off you 9°- 408 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,418 # Let's get ready to rumble 409 00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:34,777 # Let's get ready to rumble 410 00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:38,088 # Get ready, get steady And rumble 411 00:19:38,113 --> 00:19:39,888 # Everybody rumble! # 412 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,088 How do you think he got here today? Hello. 413 00:19:42,113 --> 00:19:44,248 Hello! Hi! What's your name? 414 00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:45,928 My name is Keiichi lwasaki. 415 00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:48,138 Where are you from? I'm from Japan. 416 00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:49,678 Oh, I love japan! Oh, thank you so much. 417 00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:51,888 Watashi wa Alesha Dixon. Oh, yes. Exactly. 418 00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:53,418 Yes... Oh, do you speak...? 419 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,647 LAUGHTER That's all I know. Alesha san. 420 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,418 How old are you? 421 00:19:57,443 --> 00:19:59,288 Yeah, I'm 49 years old. 422 00:19:59,313 --> 00:20:02,498 And what you're doing for us today, is that your day job? 423 00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:05,008 No, it's my bicycle and... 424 00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,498 LAUGHTER 425 00:20:08,393 --> 00:20:10,597 No, no, no. Sorry, sorry. Pardon. Pardon. 426 00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:12,527 I'm a little bit nervous, so excuse me. 427 00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:15,527 No worries, my darling. So, why Britain's Got Talent? 428 00:20:15,552 --> 00:20:18,678 It's because a big stage, the biggest stage in the world. 429 00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:21,288 And it's... like, wow! My dream to come here. 430 00:20:21,313 --> 00:20:24,527 Oh, fantastic. Yes, it's amazing! 431 00:20:24,552 --> 00:20:26,318 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 432 00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:27,888 Well, it's a pleasure to have you. 433 00:20:27,913 --> 00:20:31,168 And what would you do with the money if you were to win? 434 00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,678 I want to cross the, er... Atlantic Ocean 435 00:20:34,703 --> 00:20:38,138 by rowing a boat, so I want to buy the boat. 436 00:20:38,163 --> 00:20:39,208 Oh, fabulous. 437 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:41,527 You didn't expect that answer, did you? 438 00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,727 No—one's ever said that. I love that. 439 00:20:43,752 --> 00:20:45,527 OK, well, whenever you're ready. 440 00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:47,568 Yes. Go for it. 441 00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:50,088 OK, now I start. LAUGHTER 442 00:20:50,113 --> 00:20:51,777 Oh, God, I love him. 443 00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,958 I'm laughing already. 444 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:56,777 Simon, hello. Hello. 445 00:20:56,802 --> 00:21:00,038 It was a hundred times that I saw you in YouTubes. 446 00:21:00,063 --> 00:21:02,448 Simon, do you know this one? 447 00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:04,138 Chopsticks. Yes, chopsticks. 448 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,088 How...? One, two, three. Eurgh! 449 00:21:06,113 --> 00:21:09,008 Eurgh! Er, sorry! One more time! 450 00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,418 Eurgh! Er, sorry! 451 00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:14,088 Just this... What did he just do? 452 00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:16,318 It's not the magic. I'm joking! 453 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,888 LAUGHTER Let's start the magic. 454 00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,808 He's good. He's funny! 455 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,418 We can maybe ask the... Dec and Ant, please. 456 00:21:23,443 --> 00:21:25,008 Dec and Ant! LAUGHTER 457 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,727 BOTH: Dec and Ant! Dec and Ant! 458 00:21:27,752 --> 00:21:29,038 I love it! 459 00:21:29,063 --> 00:21:32,008 That's got a ring to it. It's... Ant and Dec. 460 00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,678 No, Dec and Ant's fine. Ant and Dec, it is. 461 00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:35,138 Ant and Dec. Dec and Ant's fine. 462 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:38,038 Yeah, that's right. Please check this card is normal. 463 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,527 Normal. Normal. 464 00:21:39,552 --> 00:21:41,488 And please shuffle it. Of course. 465 00:21:41,513 --> 00:21:43,727 Yes! Dec, shuffle the deck. 466 00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:46,208 Shuffled... by Dec and Ant. There you go. Yes! 467 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,527 LAUGHTER 468 00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:49,008 Please take one card, as you like. 469 00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:50,527 Me... me? Yeah, no, er... 470 00:21:50,552 --> 00:21:52,488 No, no. I'll do it. I'll do it. Still me. 471 00:21:54,473 --> 00:21:56,928 Please show to everybody. I don't see it. I don't want to see. 472 00:21:56,953 --> 00:21:58,488 OK, please show the audience. 473 00:21:58,513 --> 00:21:59,888 No, no, no... What? 474 00:21:59,913 --> 00:22:01,647 No, I'm doing this bit. Ha! 475 00:22:01,672 --> 00:22:02,958 LAUGHTER 476 00:22:02,983 --> 00:22:04,888 OK. May I put it here? And I just close. 477 00:22:04,913 --> 00:22:07,318 Now, I show you the Japanese way of shuffling. 478 00:22:07,343 --> 00:22:09,088 OK. Wa-ta wa-ta wa-ta! 479 00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:10,448 Hya! 480 00:22:10,473 --> 00:22:11,847 LAUGHTER 481 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,058 Your card is... Wa-ta! ..there! 482 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,597 LAUGHTER Er, the queen of this? 483 00:22:16,622 --> 00:22:18,597 No, that's not it. Oh, sorry. 484 00:22:18,622 --> 00:22:21,208 Should have let me... This one? 485 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:23,488 No. This...? 486 00:22:23,513 --> 00:22:25,647 LAUGHTER 487 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:29,928 No, no! What's...? It's just through here. 488 00:22:29,953 --> 00:22:31,597 Is this your card? Yeah. 489 00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:34,418 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wow. 490 00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:36,168 How did he put the card in the man's armpit? 491 00:22:37,313 --> 00:22:39,568 Now, I put... LAUGHTER 492 00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:41,808 Just a moment. Just a moment. 493 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,597 Did you see it?! Whoa! 494 00:22:46,622 --> 00:22:49,597 No! No! No! LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 495 00:22:49,622 --> 00:22:51,168 ALESHA: That's so good. 496 00:22:51,193 --> 00:22:53,038 Stop! Stop! 497 00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:56,597 # Do-do do-do do-do-do 498 00:22:56,622 --> 00:22:59,568 Hup, hup. One, two, three, 499 00:22:59,593 --> 00:23:02,958 four, five, six, seven, eight, nine! 500 00:23:02,983 --> 00:23:04,288 Amazing. 501 00:23:04,313 --> 00:23:06,808 Didn't know japan was creating wizards. 502 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,238 What's going on over here? 503 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,647 £20. Ant, do you want it? 504 00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:13,368 No! LAUGHTER 505 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,808 I put here £20. 506 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,958 Hup! Hyaa! Wa-ta! 507 00:23:17,983 --> 00:23:20,597 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 508 00:23:20,622 --> 00:23:21,647 And then we have this... 509 00:23:21,672 --> 00:23:23,208 Hyaa! Wa-ta! 510 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:24,888 LAUGHTER 511 00:23:24,913 --> 00:23:26,527 Now... Hya! Wa...! 512 00:23:26,552 --> 00:23:28,488 No. Hya! 513 00:23:28,513 --> 00:23:30,488 Excuse me. Energy finished. 514 00:23:30,513 --> 00:23:32,488 But no problem. 515 00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:33,678 Genki Dama! 516 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,318 Hyaa! Wa-ta! 517 00:23:35,343 --> 00:23:36,958 LAUGHTER 518 00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,597 My last trick is for ladies. 519 00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:43,058 BOTH: For ladies? Yes! 520 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:45,958 LAUGHTER 521 00:23:45,983 --> 00:23:47,847 Alesha, can you come over here? 522 00:23:47,872 --> 00:23:49,888 I'll come over here. 523 00:23:49,913 --> 00:23:52,288 APPLAUSE 524 00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:55,038 Well... You didn't do an awful lot then, did you? 525 00:23:55,063 --> 00:23:56,448 He didn't ask us to, did he? 526 00:23:56,473 --> 00:23:57,727 Alesha! 527 00:23:59,422 --> 00:24:01,138 OK, a rig a to. 528 00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:03,368 Please check this is what... What is this? 529 00:24:03,393 --> 00:24:05,678 It's a ring. It's a ring, yes. 530 00:24:05,703 --> 00:24:07,958 Give me a finger like this. Put the ring here. 531 00:24:07,983 --> 00:24:12,777 OK, just hold on, don't move, because it's very difficult magic. 532 00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:16,288 This ring, your finger. Hup! 533 00:24:16,313 --> 00:24:18,488 One... two... 534 00:24:18,513 --> 00:24:20,008 three! 535 00:24:37,513 --> 00:24:40,808 Oh, stop. Passing... Whoa! 536 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,647 Alesha, wait, wait! 537 00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:44,088 Hup! What? 538 00:24:53,513 --> 00:24:55,488 HIGH—PITCHED RINGING 539 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,088 Oh... Ah'.! 540 00:25:03,593 --> 00:25:05,928 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 541 00:25:07,703 --> 00:25:10,008 # I'm not giving up 542 00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:11,847 # I'm not giving up, giving UP 543 00:25:11,872 --> 00:25:14,088 # No, not yet 544 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:17,678 # Even when I'm down to my last breath... # 545 00:25:17,703 --> 00:25:19,138 AMANDA: Amazing! 546 00:25:19,163 --> 00:25:21,088 # Even when they say There's nothing left 547 00:25:22,513 --> 00:25:24,928 # So don't give up on 548 00:25:24,953 --> 00:25:26,777 # I'm not giving up 549 00:25:26,802 --> 00:25:28,678 # I'm not giving up, giving UP 550 00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:31,597 # No, not me 551 00:25:31,622 --> 00:25:34,568 # Even when Nobody else believes... # 552 00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:36,958 He is brilliant! I love him. 553 00:25:38,983 --> 00:25:41,678 # So don't give up on me... # 554 00:25:42,913 --> 00:25:45,928 I loved it. You are funny, you are quirky, 555 00:25:45,953 --> 00:25:47,928 you are very, very charming, 556 00:25:47,953 --> 00:25:51,448 and your magic was absolutely excellent. 557 00:25:51,473 --> 00:25:53,168 I mean, faultless. 558 00:25:53,193 --> 00:25:56,368 Thank you so much. It's too much. 559 00:25:57,593 --> 00:26:00,488 You're the funniest person we've seen 560 00:26:00,513 --> 00:26:02,808 and the most magical person we've seen, 561 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,958 all combined in one, and I love you. 562 00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:07,168 Yes! Thank you so much. 563 00:26:07,193 --> 00:26:09,318 You are an absolute natural. 564 00:26:09,343 --> 00:26:11,418 People are gonna like you so much. 565 00:26:11,443 --> 00:26:14,647 Thank you so much. My son is gonna love you. 566 00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:16,238 I mean, love you. 567 00:26:16,263 --> 00:26:19,238 Oh-ho! You are one of the best we've seen so far. 568 00:26:19,263 --> 00:26:21,288 0h! 569 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,208 # I'm not giving up, giving UP 570 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,138 # No, not yet. # 571 00:26:25,163 --> 00:26:26,727 AUDIENCE CHANT APPROVINGLY 572 00:26:30,953 --> 00:26:32,448 Isn't that lovely? 573 00:26:32,473 --> 00:26:34,288 Yes, thank you so much. 574 00:26:34,313 --> 00:26:37,288 The audience love you. I love you, too. 575 00:26:37,313 --> 00:26:39,038 You're a superstar. 576 00:26:39,063 --> 00:26:40,958 So I'm gonna kick this off with a yes. 577 00:26:40,983 --> 00:26:42,678 Yes, thank you so much. 578 00:26:42,703 --> 00:26:45,088 It's a yes from me. Yes. AMANDA: It's a yes from me. 579 00:26:45,113 --> 00:26:46,888 Now, now, now! 580 00:26:46,913 --> 00:26:48,777 I knew it! 581 00:26:50,872 --> 00:26:54,168 Yes“ Yes! No! 582 00:26:54,193 --> 00:26:56,527 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 583 00:26:56,552 --> 00:26:59,418 You, my friend, get the Golden Buzzer! 584 00:27:00,513 --> 00:27:02,727 WILD CHEERING # All the world is ours to take 585 00:27:02,752 --> 00:27:05,777 # You and me, we'll find a way 586 00:27:05,802 --> 00:27:07,958 # Oh, the wonder that awaits 587 00:27:07,983 --> 00:27:11,038 # Here we are Forever starts... # 588 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,568 Well done. 589 00:27:17,313 --> 00:27:20,138 I knew you would, knew it. Yeah. 590 00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:21,928 Brilliant, brilliant. 591 00:27:24,113 --> 00:27:26,038 Thanks so much, thank you so much. 592 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:28,808 Oh, mate, brilliant. Well done. 593 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:30,288 It was so good. 594 00:27:30,313 --> 00:27:32,038 So good. 595 00:27:36,313 --> 00:27:37,678 Very, very good. 596 00:27:45,153 --> 00:27:47,488 I am in, like, a dream. Thank you so much. 597 00:27:47,513 --> 00:27:50,208 I can't explain my emotion. 598 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,008 I never expect this. 599 00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:55,208 Thank you so much. 600 00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:58,647 # All the world is ours to take 601 00:27:58,672 --> 00:28:01,808 # You and me, we'll find a way. # 602 00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:03,488 We'll see you in the live shows. 603 00:28:03,513 --> 00:28:05,288 Yes! Yes! See you there. 604 00:28:05,313 --> 00:28:07,038 He deserved it. 605 00:28:09,443 --> 00:28:11,568 Come on! Bye! Come on, come on! 606 00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:13,597 Come on, come on! 607 00:28:13,622 --> 00:28:17,008 Yeah! Yeah! 608 00:28:17,033 --> 00:28:18,448 YES! 609 00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:21,568 You did it, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it. 610 00:28:21,593 --> 00:28:23,928 Thank you. Thank you. You were brilliant. 611 00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:26,808 That's brilliant. I love him so much. I know, me, too! 612 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,488 It's like a dream. 613 00:28:28,513 --> 00:28:32,038 I saw this in, like, YouTube, some people got the Golden Buzzer. 614 00:28:32,063 --> 00:28:34,418 Yeah, and now it's you! It's you! 615 00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:37,448 LAUGHTER I'm going crazy! 616 00:28:37,473 --> 00:28:39,878 Right... Yes! 617 00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:58,620 CHEERING 618 00:28:58,645 --> 00:29:02,061 It's so amazing here. Like, so many people. 619 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,141 My name is Jessica Brodin. I'm eight years old. 620 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,931 I'm going to do a poem. 621 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:12,931 I live with my parents, my brothers, my sisters, 622 00:29:12,956 --> 00:29:15,981 and I have two dogs called Ghost and Romeo. 623 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:18,981 What would you do if you actually won 250,000? 624 00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:23,781 Buy a zoo with chocolate spread sandwiches. 625 00:29:23,806 --> 00:29:26,620 I like reading bedtime stories 626 00:29:26,645 --> 00:29:29,620 and I also like watching David Attenborough. 627 00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:31,461 It looks so cool! 628 00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:34,931 I want to go out there. My favourite animal's a bunny. 629 00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:36,570 They're so cute and fluffy! 630 00:29:36,595 --> 00:29:38,341 How are you feeling about going on there? 631 00:29:38,366 --> 00:29:39,570 Excited. Shall we do it? 632 00:29:39,595 --> 00:29:41,541 Yes. It's all yours, Jessica. 633 00:29:41,566 --> 00:29:43,011 Good luck. Ready? Go! 634 00:29:51,566 --> 00:29:52,951 Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. 635 00:29:52,976 --> 00:29:55,161 What's your name? My name is Jessica. 636 00:29:55,186 --> 00:29:57,640 And how old are you, Jessica? I'm eight years old. 637 00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:01,281 Wow. And whereabouts are you from? 638 00:30:01,306 --> 00:30:04,640 I'm from Mill Hill. CHEERING 639 00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:07,201 So, are you missing school today? Yes! 640 00:30:07,226 --> 00:30:08,590 Yeah! 641 00:30:08,615 --> 00:30:09,801 Yes! 642 00:30:11,106 --> 00:30:13,951 Why have you come onto Britain's Got Talent? 643 00:30:13,976 --> 00:30:17,871 My mum sent it as a joke, and then... here I am. 644 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:19,481 AMANDA: Aw! 645 00:30:19,506 --> 00:30:21,001 The same for me. 646 00:30:21,026 --> 00:30:23,510 LAUGHTER 647 00:30:23,535 --> 00:30:26,201 We don't know what you're gonna do, we're all intrigued. 648 00:30:26,226 --> 00:30:28,801 So, all I will say, Jessica, 649 00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:31,840 is the stage is yours, very good luck. 650 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,441 APPLAUSE 651 00:30:38,716 --> 00:30:42,590 Once upon a time on Jessica's Farm, 652 00:30:42,615 --> 00:30:47,201 there were lots of animals who brought such a charm. 653 00:30:47,226 --> 00:30:51,720 But instead of a sheep, a cow, a horse, a hen, 654 00:30:51,745 --> 00:30:56,001 there were animals there that often escaped their pen. 655 00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:59,411 Such as a dangerous dog, who if you entered, would bite. 656 00:30:59,436 --> 00:31:01,921 SHE BARKS REALISTICALLY 657 00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:07,361 Is that her? Is that her? 658 00:31:07,386 --> 00:31:09,281 Is that actually coming out of her? 659 00:31:09,306 --> 00:31:12,081 CONTINUES BARKI NG 660 00:31:12,106 --> 00:31:13,760 LAUGHTER 661 00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:18,481 A terrifying T-rex, who'd eat you on sight. 662 00:31:18,506 --> 00:31:21,720 SHE ROARS 663 00:31:21,745 --> 00:31:23,561 LAUGHTER 664 00:31:23,586 --> 00:31:25,201 That's her. 665 00:31:25,226 --> 00:31:26,590 No, she's not doing that. 666 00:31:27,696 --> 00:31:31,311 And the treacherous tiger, who breaks eardrums when it roars. 667 00:31:31,336 --> 00:31:33,760 SHE ROARS 668 00:31:35,946 --> 00:31:37,510 It is her, isn't it? 669 00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:42,081 And the crazy cougar that rips you open with pride. 670 00:31:42,106 --> 00:31:45,281 SHE SNARLS 671 00:31:48,256 --> 00:31:51,671 And the delightful dolphin that tells them all where you hide. 672 00:31:51,696 --> 00:31:54,201 SHE WHISTLES AND CLICKS 673 00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:56,951 CHEERING 674 00:31:56,976 --> 00:31:58,951 That's my favourite. 675 00:32:06,506 --> 00:32:08,720 So, that was Jessica's Farm, 676 00:32:08,745 --> 00:32:12,231 where the animals DO intend to cause you harm. 677 00:32:12,256 --> 00:32:16,161 So next time you visit, please call ahead, 678 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,561 or you could wind up injured, or even... 679 00:32:18,586 --> 00:32:20,671 SHE ROARS 680 00:32:21,785 --> 00:32:24,760 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 681 00:32:24,785 --> 00:32:27,840 SONG: 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' 682 00:32:27,865 --> 00:32:29,561 Well done, Jess! 683 00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:31,281 Well done, Jessica. 684 00:32:31,306 --> 00:32:33,201 Can we hear the dolphin one more time? I loved it. 685 00:32:33,226 --> 00:32:35,081 SHE WHISTLES AND CLICKS 686 00:32:36,615 --> 00:32:38,720 That is brilliant. 687 00:32:40,665 --> 00:32:43,840 Alesha was saying, you know, "Are these real noises?" 688 00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:46,031 We were going, "No, she's not..." 689 00:32:46,056 --> 00:32:47,840 I actually said, "No, she's not doing that," 690 00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:50,031 at the beginning, because they were that good, 691 00:32:50,056 --> 00:32:51,590 I was like, "No, that's being played in." 692 00:32:51,615 --> 00:32:54,081 But it's really you. CHEERING 693 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:56,590 I don't think we've had anyone on the show like you, 694 00:32:56,615 --> 00:32:59,121 which makes you unique. 695 00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:02,481 And that's exactly what we're looking for on this show. 696 00:33:02,506 --> 00:33:04,161 Simon is attempting the noises. 697 00:33:04,186 --> 00:33:06,361 I'm trying to judge as a dolphin. 698 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,411 HE MOANS STRANGELY 699 00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:11,081 SHE WHISTLES Yeah, yours is better. 700 00:33:11,106 --> 00:33:12,590 LAUGHTER 701 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:15,281 We always love — A — to be surprised, 702 00:33:15,306 --> 00:33:17,281 and B — to have something we've never had before. 703 00:33:17,306 --> 00:33:21,951 And it was different and it was funny. 704 00:33:21,976 --> 00:33:25,031 So, Jessica, let me give you your first yes. 705 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,640 It's a yes from me. It's a yes from me. 706 00:33:29,665 --> 00:33:31,411 And as a dolphin... 707 00:33:31,436 --> 00:33:33,231 HE MOANS 708 00:33:33,256 --> 00:33:35,201 ...which is yes. 709 00:33:35,226 --> 00:33:37,161 CHEERING 710 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,720 They were genuinely that good, 711 00:33:43,745 --> 00:33:46,121 I thought there's no way that's coming from her. 712 00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:47,871 Couldn't believe that. No. 713 00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:50,231 H00! H00! H00! 714 00:33:50,256 --> 00:33:51,871 Is she still going? 715 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,231 H00! H00! H00! H00! 716 00:33:54,256 --> 00:33:58,281 H00! H00! H00! H00! H00! H00! 717 00:33:58,306 --> 00:34:00,390 SONG: 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor 718 00:34:02,535 --> 00:34:04,510 I'm JD Anderson, I'm from the United States, 719 00:34:04,535 --> 00:34:06,441 and I'm a world record-holding strongman. 720 00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:10,921 I was always the biggest kid growing up. I was huge. 721 00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:13,561 I was over two feet long when I was born, I was 12lb. 722 00:34:13,586 --> 00:34:16,031 I mean, I don't know what measurement you do here, 723 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,081 but that's a lot. 724 00:34:18,106 --> 00:34:20,801 It's a real act, there's no tricks, there's no gimmicks. 725 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:24,231 It's just head-on, hard-core, and I just go for it. 726 00:34:24,256 --> 00:34:25,840 I'm not scared of anything. 727 00:34:28,306 --> 00:34:33,871 Today, I want Simon Cowell to say, "Wow, you're nuts, but I loved it 728 00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:36,411 "and I want to see more." That's the goal. 729 00:34:36,436 --> 00:34:38,121 You look pumped. I'm pumped. 730 00:34:38,146 --> 00:34:40,311 He's pumped. He's pumped, all right! I'm pumped up. 731 00:34:40,336 --> 00:34:42,031 That's puny. H00! 732 00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:45,201 Listen, they're ready for you. Oh, they are? 733 00:34:45,226 --> 00:34:47,561 CHEERING 734 00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,840 All right. Hello. How are you? 735 00:34:52,865 --> 00:34:55,051 I'm great, how are you? Good. 736 00:34:55,076 --> 00:34:58,201 That looks like ice behind you. It's a lot of ice. 737 00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,411 Which means I've got to make this talk really quick, 738 00:35:00,436 --> 00:35:03,311 otherwise you won't have an act. What's your name, please? 739 00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:05,161 My name is JD Anderson. 740 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:08,231 They call me The Iceman, and I'm from the United States. 741 00:35:08,256 --> 00:35:09,921 CHEERING 742 00:35:11,256 --> 00:35:13,441 Why come to Britain's Got Talent? 743 00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:16,441 Britain's Got Talent is the biggest show by far. 744 00:35:16,466 --> 00:35:18,481 AMANDA WHOOPS 745 00:35:18,506 --> 00:35:21,481 Thank you for coming over to the UK to be on our show. 746 00:35:21,506 --> 00:35:23,871 Thank you for having me, I'm excited to be here. 747 00:35:23,896 --> 00:35:27,231 Right, no more questions, jD. We have an amazing audience tonight, 748 00:35:27,256 --> 00:35:30,481 and they're all rooting for you, so good luck. 749 00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,590 Thanks so much. 750 00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:37,510 All right, here we go. Maestro, hit the music. 751 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:39,481 Come on, make some noise, help me out, here we go. 752 00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:43,311 EPIC MUSIC I've got a solid steel hammer. 753 00:35:46,976 --> 00:35:48,921 Take this just like this. 754 00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:51,031 HE GRUNTS 755 00:35:53,506 --> 00:35:57,311 Whoa! Just like that, solid steel. 756 00:35:57,336 --> 00:36:00,361 Nnnng! Ah! Makes you wanna do it! 757 00:36:00,386 --> 00:36:02,201 Bend your camera in half! 758 00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,760 We've got a baseball bat. 759 00:36:05,535 --> 00:36:07,720 Come on, guys, I can't hear you, make some noise! 760 00:36:08,745 --> 00:36:11,281 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 761 00:36:15,976 --> 00:36:17,951 Get loud, let me hear you. 762 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,801 Aah! 763 00:36:19,826 --> 00:36:21,151 Ooh! 764 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,081 Here we go. Here we go. 765 00:36:26,106 --> 00:36:27,561 Let's get the party started. 766 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,401 Put your hands together, here we go, come on. 767 00:36:29,426 --> 00:36:31,401 ALL CLAP 768 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,001 Oh, my God. 769 00:36:43,865 --> 00:36:45,231 What the...? 770 00:36:45,256 --> 00:36:46,801 With his head! 771 00:36:46,826 --> 00:36:48,720 With his heed! 772 00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:57,281 AUDIENCE GASP Come on! 773 00:36:57,306 --> 00:37:00,031 One more, come on, here we go. H00! H00! 774 00:37:01,785 --> 00:37:03,561 Yeah! 775 00:37:04,665 --> 00:37:06,760 HE BREATHES HENHLY 776 00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:10,281 Oh, what?! 777 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,871 Come on, get loud, here we go! 778 00:37:16,176 --> 00:37:18,401 Is he gonna run into it? Ooh. 779 00:37:18,426 --> 00:37:19,840 Tell me he's gonna run through it. 780 00:37:19,865 --> 00:37:21,281 H00! H00! H00! 781 00:37:30,026 --> 00:37:34,001 H00! H00! H00! H00! H00! 782 00:37:34,026 --> 00:37:36,151 H00! H00! H00! 783 00:37:36,176 --> 00:37:38,401 H00! H00! H00! 784 00:37:38,426 --> 00:37:40,151 H00! H00! H00! 785 00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,311 Don't do it, don't do it! 786 00:37:41,336 --> 00:37:43,441 A a a a a a ah! 787 00:37:45,976 --> 00:37:48,871 Aaah! Oh, my goodness! 788 00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:53,281 A a a a a a ah! 789 00:37:57,256 --> 00:38:00,401 Oh, my God! 790 00:38:00,426 --> 00:38:02,001 All right! 791 00:38:02,026 --> 00:38:03,840 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 792 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,151 MUSIC: 'Tiger' by Katy Perry 793 00:38:08,826 --> 00:38:10,671 Yes! 794 00:38:12,336 --> 00:38:13,760 Yes! 795 00:38:17,386 --> 00:38:19,481 My gosh. Up there. 796 00:38:25,896 --> 00:38:27,561 Ah! 797 00:38:29,946 --> 00:38:31,311 That's unbelievable. 798 00:38:31,336 --> 00:38:34,201 You are stronger than the Titanic, aren't you? Thank you. 799 00:38:34,226 --> 00:38:36,281 OK, David, what do you think? 800 00:38:36,306 --> 00:38:38,691 Well, you're very butch, dear, aren't you? I mean... 801 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:41,231 Oh, are you bleeding a bit from your head? Are you OK? 802 00:38:41,256 --> 00:38:42,720 Sweet. 803 00:38:42,745 --> 00:38:44,561 You're OK with that? I'm fine. 804 00:38:44,586 --> 00:38:48,051 I mean, it's one of those acts you're never gonna forget. 805 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,840 It's incredible, incredible. 806 00:38:49,865 --> 00:38:52,361 Thank you. I appreciate that. 807 00:38:52,386 --> 00:38:54,231 CHEERING 808 00:38:54,256 --> 00:38:58,311 That looked so much fun! 809 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,231 Thank you. It really did. 810 00:39:00,256 --> 00:39:02,031 Honestly, you are a legend. 811 00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:04,951 Thank you very much. That was so entertaining. 812 00:39:07,506 --> 00:39:08,590 I loved it. 813 00:39:10,146 --> 00:39:12,561 I mean, I think you're absolutely nuts. 814 00:39:12,586 --> 00:39:14,921 Oh, look, St John's Ambulance. 815 00:39:14,946 --> 00:39:16,760 There we are. Awesome. 816 00:39:16,785 --> 00:39:19,051 There you go. He doesn't care. 817 00:39:19,076 --> 00:39:20,871 It's just a scratch, innit, JD? 818 00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:22,481 That's right. I don't even feel it. 819 00:39:22,506 --> 00:39:24,361 I'm just grateful to be here, to be honest. 820 00:39:24,386 --> 00:39:27,640 I mean, hey, thank you guys so much. That's awesome. 821 00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,691 CHEERING 822 00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:33,561 This was epic. You're like Incredible Hulk. 823 00:39:33,586 --> 00:39:35,231 So strong. Amazing. 824 00:39:35,256 --> 00:39:38,401 We always love acts, jD, which we've never seen before, 825 00:39:38,426 --> 00:39:41,510 and that was a difficult one to describe to anyone. 826 00:39:41,535 --> 00:39:44,311 That was brilliant. I mean... Yes! 827 00:39:44,336 --> 00:39:46,840 You've got a real sense of showmanship as well, I love that. 828 00:39:46,865 --> 00:39:49,151 Thank you, I appreciate that. People are gonna like you. 829 00:39:49,176 --> 00:39:51,640 And I'm afraid to say no anyway, so... 830 00:39:51,665 --> 00:39:54,590 LAUGHTER ..I'm gonna be the first to say yes. 831 00:39:54,615 --> 00:39:56,840 Awesome. Thanks so much. Wow. 832 00:39:59,306 --> 00:40:01,590 That's great. It's a yes from me. 833 00:40:03,745 --> 00:40:05,361 YES! Yes! 834 00:40:05,386 --> 00:40:07,720 Yes! Yes! Come on. 835 00:40:07,745 --> 00:40:11,590 You're a very naughty boy, JD, but you are getting four yeses! 836 00:40:11,615 --> 00:40:13,441 Yes! 837 00:40:13,466 --> 00:40:15,311 # I've got the eye of the tiger 838 00:40:15,336 --> 00:40:17,760 # A fighter Dancing through the fire... # 839 00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:19,871 Thank you so much. 840 00:40:20,865 --> 00:40:22,201 Thank you guys! 841 00:40:22,226 --> 00:40:23,921 CHEERING 842 00:40:23,946 --> 00:40:26,481 # You're gonna hear me roar. # 843 00:40:26,506 --> 00:40:27,720 Yes! 844 00:40:27,745 --> 00:40:29,281 Yes! 845 00:40:29,306 --> 00:40:31,951 Thank you. Thank you, guys. 846 00:40:31,976 --> 00:40:35,081 I loved that, I really loved that. 847 00:40:35,106 --> 00:40:36,951 Yes! 848 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:40,561 That was awesome. Well done. That was so fun. 849 00:40:40,586 --> 00:40:44,401 When he ran and charged into that, that was brilliant. 850 00:40:44,426 --> 00:40:46,231 He is mad. 851 00:40:46,256 --> 00:40:48,441 Yeah, baby! 852 00:40:57,654 --> 00:40:59,660 MUSIC: 'History' by One Direction 853 00:40:59,685 --> 00:41:02,990 # You and me Got a whole lot of history 854 00:41:03,015 --> 00:41:05,070 # We could be the greatest team... # 855 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,579 What are you doing? I'm doing comedy. 856 00:41:07,604 --> 00:41:09,390 What are you doing for us on stage today? 857 00:41:09,415 --> 00:41:11,860 Well, hopefully, I'm gonna be funny. 858 00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:13,940 I'm Joey Howard, 69. 859 00:41:13,965 --> 00:41:15,780 You're not, are ya? Yes, I am. 860 00:41:15,805 --> 00:41:18,769 Where you from? Yorkshire, Barnsley, bread and buttered. 861 00:41:18,794 --> 00:41:21,040 # We can make it You know it, you know... # 862 00:41:21,065 --> 00:41:23,709 My name is Ben Nick less, I am 40 years old, 863 00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:26,709 and I'm a variety entertainer from Lancashire. 864 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,270 I've been performing now for 20 years. 865 00:41:29,295 --> 00:41:32,220 As a gigging comedian for the last 35 years, 866 00:41:32,245 --> 00:41:33,749 I've worked all the clubs. 867 00:41:33,774 --> 00:41:35,470 I've done pantomime. Cruises. 868 00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:36,910 Holiday parks. Cabarets. 869 00:41:36,935 --> 00:41:39,110 Hotels. Etc, etc. 870 00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:41,499 You know, anywhere where there's a crowd. 871 00:41:41,524 --> 00:41:44,749 There's nothing nicer than making people laugh. 872 00:41:44,774 --> 00:41:48,070 Putting smiles on people's faces is just the best job in the world. 873 00:41:48,095 --> 00:41:50,190 Good luck, joey. Have fun out there. 874 00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:54,350 Wahey! 875 00:41:55,575 --> 00:41:58,470 Hooray! 876 00:41:58,495 --> 00:42:01,470 Hello. Hello. Who are you? 877 00:42:01,495 --> 00:42:04,470 Why, Joseph Jose Manuel Howardo. 878 00:42:04,495 --> 00:42:06,709 And is that what you were christened with? 879 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,860 No, I'm from Yorkshire in Barnsley, really. 880 00:42:08,885 --> 00:42:11,140 LAUGHTER 881 00:42:11,165 --> 00:42:13,470 But how long have you been doing what you're doing? 882 00:42:13,495 --> 00:42:15,709 All my life. And what's the dream? 883 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:21,190 After all the years of doing this, to be here, stood on this spot, 884 00:42:21,215 --> 00:42:23,350 where Sinatra worked, 885 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,499 Judy Garland, Pavarotti, 886 00:42:25,524 --> 00:42:27,550 marvellous, in't it? 887 00:42:27,575 --> 00:42:29,780 ALL: Aw! 888 00:42:32,575 --> 00:42:34,940 Good luck, darling. APPLAUSE 889 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:38,829 Ladies and gentlemen, this evening, 890 00:42:38,854 --> 00:42:41,070 I'm gonna perform for you, from Japan... 891 00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:42,940 FLOURISH OF JAPANESE MUSIC 892 00:42:42,965 --> 00:42:45,300 ...the Japanese art of ori... 893 00:42:45,325 --> 00:42:47,780 SILENCE 894 00:42:47,805 --> 00:42:49,350 Origami! 895 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:50,940 YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Origami! 896 00:42:50,965 --> 00:42:54,190 Come on, I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing. 897 00:42:56,095 --> 00:43:00,110 So, ladies and gentlemen, Japanese paper folding. 898 00:43:00,135 --> 00:43:01,629 Hit me! 899 00:43:01,654 --> 00:43:04,430 MUSIC: 'Tea For Two Cha Cha' by Tommy Dorsey 900 00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:11,430 LIGHT LAUGHTER 901 00:43:23,854 --> 00:43:26,350 HE GIGGLES 902 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:27,780 It was wobbling. 903 00:43:29,604 --> 00:43:31,110 Oh, come on! 904 00:43:31,135 --> 00:43:34,579 So, ladies and gentlemen, because that went down so well, 905 00:43:34,604 --> 00:43:37,070 hit me! 906 00:43:37,095 --> 00:43:40,500 MUSIC: 'Wipe-out' by The Surf arts 907 00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:51,080 DRUM SOLO 908 00:44:03,055 --> 00:44:05,589 AUDIENCE: Aw! 909 00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:08,509 What a shame. I liked him. 910 00:44:10,145 --> 00:44:12,030 I couldn't hear the music, I'm sorry. 911 00:44:12,055 --> 00:44:14,280 You were lucky. LAUGHTER 912 00:44:14,305 --> 00:44:15,560 AMANDA: David? 913 00:44:15,585 --> 00:44:17,759 I like you, JOEY- 914 00:44:17,784 --> 00:44:21,950 But I don't think it was your night tonight, and I'm sorry. 915 00:44:21,975 --> 00:44:22,920 OK. 916 00:44:22,945 --> 00:44:25,310 You are very charismatic, very likeable. 917 00:44:25,335 --> 00:44:27,759 My only note would be, you know, like, 918 00:44:27,784 --> 00:44:31,360 for example, the newspaper, it was a lot of faffing around 919 00:44:31,385 --> 00:44:34,280 for not much of a payoff, you know? SIMON: Faffing, yes. 920 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:35,639 It's no problem. 921 00:44:35,664 --> 00:44:39,040 I appreciate that audiences absolutely love you. 922 00:44:39,065 --> 00:44:40,280 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 923 00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:42,480 Because you're really likeable, very funny. 924 00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:44,430 But it just doesn't feel fresh enough 925 00:44:44,455 --> 00:44:46,230 for the Royal Variety at the moment, I think. 926 00:44:46,255 --> 00:44:47,280 OK. 927 00:44:47,305 --> 00:44:49,480 OK, so, it's a no from me. 928 00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,870 Amanda? It's a no from me. 929 00:44:50,895 --> 00:44:52,920 Alesha? Sorry, it's a no today. 930 00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:54,400 David? I'm sorry, it's a no. 931 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:55,920 No problem. OK! 932 00:44:55,945 --> 00:44:59,150 APPLAUSE 933 00:44:59,175 --> 00:45:00,790 Back to the clubs, then! 934 00:45:00,815 --> 00:45:03,310 LAUGHTER Aw! 935 00:45:06,534 --> 00:45:08,280 Oh, bless him. Aw. 936 00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:09,950 So, what's next? 937 00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:11,920 DEC: How are you? 938 00:45:11,945 --> 00:45:15,589 I'm nervous... is the answer there, yeah. 939 00:45:15,614 --> 00:45:17,080 They're ready, if you are. 940 00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:18,200 Yeah. 941 00:45:18,225 --> 00:45:20,639 LAUGHTER Are you sure? 942 00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:22,589 You know when you think, "What you doing here?" 943 00:45:22,614 --> 00:45:24,589 It's one of those moments. Is it one of them? 944 00:45:24,614 --> 00:45:26,790 Yeah, but... You're waiting for me, then, aren't you? 945 00:45:26,815 --> 00:45:28,759 Yeah, waiting for you. OK, right. Shall we do it? 946 00:45:28,784 --> 00:45:31,779 In your own time. Thank you, lads. Whenever you want. Good luck. 947 00:45:31,804 --> 00:45:34,609 CHEERING 948 00:45:36,725 --> 00:45:39,890 ALESHA: Hello. What's your name? 949 00:45:39,915 --> 00:45:41,420 Ben Nick less. 950 00:45:41,445 --> 00:45:44,020 And where are you from? Lancashire. 951 00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:45,779 CHEERING 952 00:45:45,804 --> 00:45:47,450 Ben, you have a family? 953 00:45:47,475 --> 00:45:49,300 I've got a wife. 954 00:45:49,325 --> 00:45:51,500 What does she think about this? Erm... 955 00:45:51,525 --> 00:45:53,450 She's the one that's made me come for this. 956 00:45:53,475 --> 00:45:55,220 She would be here today, but I just said, 957 00:45:55,245 --> 00:45:57,020 "I am just too nervous." 958 00:46:00,915 --> 00:46:04,250 And what's the big dream for you? 959 00:46:04,275 --> 00:46:07,380 I mean, how would it feel to perform at the Royal Variety Show? 960 00:46:07,405 --> 00:46:11,420 It'd be... best night of my life, dream come true. 961 00:46:11,445 --> 00:46:13,739 I started off 20 years ago. 962 00:46:13,764 --> 00:46:15,779 I've always wanted to play the London Palladium, 963 00:46:15,804 --> 00:46:18,529 put a smile on everyone's faces, you know, so... 964 00:46:18,554 --> 00:46:20,380 APPLAUSE 965 00:46:22,195 --> 00:46:24,420 So this is massive. 966 00:46:24,445 --> 00:46:25,859 OK, Ben, good luck. 967 00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:27,580 Thank you very much. 968 00:46:32,445 --> 00:46:35,100 So, as I just said, I've been doing this for 20 years. 969 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,529 During lockdown, obviously, all the work stopped. 970 00:46:37,554 --> 00:46:39,739 And I wanted to learn a new trade. 971 00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:41,450 So I've been working on ventriloquism, 972 00:46:41,475 --> 00:46:43,380 and I think I've mastered it, 973 00:46:43,405 --> 00:46:45,580 so I'd like to try it out here for you tonight. 974 00:46:45,605 --> 00:46:48,220 So here we go, bit of ventriloquism. CHEERING 975 00:46:48,245 --> 00:46:50,739 This is Grandad. Everyone say, "Hello, Grandad." 976 00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:52,330 AUDIENCE: Hello, Grandad! 977 00:46:52,355 --> 00:46:53,890 You gonna say hello back? 978 00:46:53,915 --> 00:46:55,659 No? 979 00:46:55,684 --> 00:46:57,810 Why? Eh? 980 00:46:57,835 --> 00:46:59,690 You what? Oh. 981 00:46:59,715 --> 00:47:03,500 He says cos we're not two metres apart, 982 00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:07,100 he would prefer it if I would wear my mask. 983 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:10,220 LAUGHTER 984 00:47:12,275 --> 00:47:13,940 Is that better? 985 00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:16,300 Yeah, that's much better, that! 986 00:47:16,325 --> 00:47:17,810 APPLAUSE 987 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,500 That's all I do with that. 988 00:47:22,804 --> 00:47:25,220 But I'm probably giving you the wrong impression. 989 00:47:25,245 --> 00:47:27,140 I wanted to leave with the right impression, 990 00:47:27,165 --> 00:47:31,330 so I'm going to attempt for you now 20 impressions in 60 seconds, 991 00:47:31,355 --> 00:47:32,859 which... 992 00:47:34,475 --> 00:47:36,330 ...is very hard to do. 993 00:47:36,355 --> 00:47:39,300 So, whoever they sound like, that's who it is. 994 00:47:39,325 --> 00:47:40,810 SHE LAUGHS 995 00:47:40,835 --> 00:47:43,300 Can we have 60 seconds on the clock, please? 996 00:47:47,835 --> 00:47:49,659 I am Morgan Freeman. 997 00:47:49,684 --> 00:47:52,250 LAUGHTER 998 00:47:52,275 --> 00:47:55,300 I gotta say, I should still be President of the United States. 999 00:47:55,325 --> 00:47:56,609 LAUGHTER 1000 00:47:56,634 --> 00:47:58,020 Oh, I say. 1001 00:47:58,045 --> 00:48:00,300 Hey! Sophie! Rosie! 1002 00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:01,659 LAUGHTER 1003 00:48:02,995 --> 00:48:04,450 Hey, Homey, where are you? 1004 00:48:06,525 --> 00:48:08,500 Mmm, nice beer, doughnuts. 1005 00:48:08,525 --> 00:48:10,420 LAUGHTER 1006 00:48:10,445 --> 00:48:13,450 Hey, hey, hey! Hiya, kids! DOES KRUSTY LAUGH 1007 00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,859 LAUGHTER 1008 00:48:14,884 --> 00:48:17,890 The Scouse comedian, you can't understand what he says. 1009 00:48:17,915 --> 00:48:20,500 LAUGHTER 1010 00:48:20,525 --> 00:48:23,140 Absolutely fantastic, triffic. 1011 00:48:23,165 --> 00:48:25,020 Oh, yes, I'm a chatty man! 1012 00:48:27,355 --> 00:48:29,250 Oh, Mother, you vile woman. 1013 00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:31,890 Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy, all right! 1014 00:48:31,915 --> 00:48:33,810 Basically, Michael, you know this, 1015 00:48:33,835 --> 00:48:35,580 you know this, I know this, you know this. 1016 00:48:35,605 --> 00:48:37,739 ANT LAUGHS 1017 00:48:37,764 --> 00:48:38,940 SQUEAKILY: Oh, my God! 1018 00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:40,859 LAUGHTER 1019 00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:44,020 Celebrity Juice, roll VT. 1020 00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:46,140 Sharon! 1021 00:48:47,245 --> 00:48:49,859 Cracking cheese, Gromit! 1022 00:48:51,045 --> 00:48:52,779 Oh, you know, we like to party. 1023 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,450 SIMON LAUGHS 1024 00:48:55,995 --> 00:48:58,739 And here we have the most peculiar creature. 1025 00:48:58,764 --> 00:49:02,170 Oh, Scooby Snacks, hee-hee-hee-hee! Scooby Dooby D00! 1026 00:49:02,195 --> 00:49:04,659 That was brilliant. APPLAUSE 1027 00:49:04,684 --> 00:49:06,989 Very good. Whoo! 1028 00:49:08,325 --> 00:49:10,409 Well done, well done. 1029 00:49:11,995 --> 00:49:13,810 Genuinely, 1030 00:49:13,835 --> 00:49:17,300 this is the best night of my life. And as Take That would say, 1031 00:49:17,325 --> 00:49:19,500 this is the "greatest day" of my life. 1032 00:49:19,525 --> 00:49:23,380 Let's do it. Starting off with Gary Barlow. 1033 00:49:23,405 --> 00:49:25,810 HE DRAWLS: Hey, all right? 1034 00:49:25,835 --> 00:49:28,690 LAUGHTER, MUSIC STARTS 1035 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:31,300 # Today, this could be 1036 00:49:31,325 --> 00:49:34,810 # The greatest day of our lives 1037 00:49:36,045 --> 00:49:38,380 AS MARK OWEN: # Stay close to me 1038 00:49:40,965 --> 00:49:43,050 # Stay close to me 1039 00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:45,940 #Oh 1040 00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,779 AS GARY BARLOW: # The greatest 1041 00:49:48,804 --> 00:49:52,050 # Day of our 1042 00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:56,420 # Lives! # 1043 00:49:56,445 --> 00:49:58,380 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1044 00:49:58,405 --> 00:50:04,020 # We will go From this day on 1045 00:50:04,045 --> 00:50:07,529 # Take this world And make it ours... # 1046 00:50:07,554 --> 00:50:09,220 Very good. Well done, Ben. 1047 00:50:09,245 --> 00:50:12,330 # You and I 1048 00:50:12,355 --> 00:50:14,859 # All life long 1049 00:50:14,884 --> 00:50:17,170 # We'll take this world 1050 00:50:17,195 --> 00:50:19,380 # From this day on... # 1051 00:50:19,405 --> 00:50:21,100 Oh, well done, Ben. 1052 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,970 Thank you. David, what did you think? 1053 00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:24,859 It doesn't matter what we think, 1054 00:50:24,884 --> 00:50:28,170 because you can hear how funny Ben is. 1055 00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:30,779 CHEERING 1056 00:50:30,804 --> 00:50:32,380 Whoo! 1057 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:34,940 You know, talk about storming it, that was incredible, 1058 00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:36,890 it was like a hurricane of comedy. 1059 00:50:38,534 --> 00:50:41,280 I take my hat off to you, Ben. You're a real talent. 1060 00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:42,790 Thank you so much. 1061 00:50:42,815 --> 00:50:45,120 You're so quick. I don't know how you do it. 1062 00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:48,150 It just worked perfectly and it's an absolute pleasure 1063 00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:50,310 and an hon our to have you on the show, to be honest. 1064 00:50:50,335 --> 00:50:51,950 It was brilliant, well done. 1065 00:50:55,225 --> 00:50:58,589 A lot of people take a long time to get to the joke or get to the point, 1066 00:50:58,614 --> 00:51:01,589 and you made sure that it landed and it was fast-paced, 1067 00:51:01,614 --> 00:51:03,560 and it kept us engaged and entertained 1068 00:51:03,585 --> 00:51:06,000 and laughing the whole way, so it was a brilliant audition. 1069 00:51:06,025 --> 00:51:08,310 Thank you very much, thank you. Well done. 1070 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:10,639 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1071 00:51:10,664 --> 00:51:12,509 I didn't like the beginning of the audition, 1072 00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:14,400 and then when you got to the second half, 1073 00:51:14,425 --> 00:51:16,230 then I got it, and I thought, 1074 00:51:16,255 --> 00:51:18,430 "Yeah, this is a really, really good audition." 1075 00:51:18,455 --> 00:51:21,759 And you know what, I really felt your emotion 1076 00:51:21,784 --> 00:51:25,040 when you told us about the 20 years and what this means to you, 1077 00:51:25,065 --> 00:51:26,670 it was very sincere, 1078 00:51:26,695 --> 00:51:31,759 and I felt a real energy from the audience behind me, 1079 00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,639 that they were supporting you, liked you, 1080 00:51:34,664 --> 00:51:36,639 wanted you to do well. 1081 00:51:36,664 --> 00:51:39,400 So it was a really, really good audition. 1082 00:51:42,945 --> 00:51:45,040 I will kick this off with a very easy yes. 1083 00:51:46,614 --> 00:51:48,920 You deserve this. It's a yes from me. 1084 00:51:48,945 --> 00:51:50,400 Thank you. 1085 00:51:50,425 --> 00:51:51,719 It's a yes from me. 1086 00:51:53,335 --> 00:51:55,480 You've got three yeses. 1087 00:51:55,505 --> 00:51:57,070 However... 1088 00:51:58,455 --> 00:52:02,120 ...now you have four yeses on Britain's Got Talent. 1089 00:52:02,145 --> 00:52:03,920 Thank you. 1090 00:52:03,945 --> 00:52:05,400 Well done. 1091 00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:06,680 Thank you. 1092 00:52:06,705 --> 00:52:09,400 # From this day on 1093 00:52:09,425 --> 00:52:11,680 # Take this world 1094 00:52:11,705 --> 00:52:14,839 # And make it ours 1095 00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:17,790 # You and I 1096 00:52:17,815 --> 00:52:20,150 # All life long 1097 00:52:20,175 --> 00:52:22,950 # We'll take this world 1098 00:52:22,975 --> 00:52:24,719 # From this day on. # 1099 00:52:24,744 --> 00:52:25,870 AMANDA: Really good. Yeah. 1100 00:52:25,895 --> 00:52:27,230 Nice 9U)!- 1101 00:52:27,255 --> 00:52:29,430 Well done. I'm thrilled for you. Thank you so much. 1102 00:52:29,455 --> 00:52:31,639 You deserved four yeses. It means the world. 1103 00:52:31,664 --> 00:52:34,560 You'll be buzzing all the way home, won't you? Oh, I will be. 1104 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:36,509 So good. I loved him. 1105 00:52:36,534 --> 00:52:38,639 Yeah. I mean, hilarious. 1106 00:52:42,695 --> 00:52:44,518 ANT: It's competition time, and here's another chance to win 1107 00:52:47,423 --> 00:52:49,398 # Ain't no mountain high enough 1108 00:52:49,423 --> 00:52:52,398 # No valley low enough 1109 00:52:52,423 --> 00:52:53,957 # No river wide enough... # 1110 00:52:53,982 --> 00:52:57,488 It is wonderful how everyone's coming on the show this year. 1111 00:52:57,513 --> 00:52:59,678 It's like there's an outpouring of people 1112 00:52:59,703 --> 00:53:02,478 who just are feeling extra brave cos of everything else. 1113 00:53:02,503 --> 00:53:03,648 Oh, incredible. 1114 00:53:06,753 --> 00:53:08,518 We are The Front line Singers. 1115 00:53:08,543 --> 00:53:11,957 We're made up of nurses, teachers, paramedics. 1116 00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:15,678 The pandemic was the hardest time in my career. 1117 00:53:15,703 --> 00:53:20,238 How much hope has it give us, this, and how much of a distraction? Yeah. 1118 00:53:20,263 --> 00:53:23,728 Music's like therapy. just coming and singing together, 1119 00:53:23,753 --> 00:53:25,728 it made me forget, almost. 1120 00:53:27,312 --> 00:53:29,037 How are you? ALL: Great! 1121 00:53:29,062 --> 00:53:31,238 Nobody's called you, have they? No, love, no! 1122 00:53:31,263 --> 00:53:33,878 How we feeling? A mixture of emotions. 1123 00:53:33,903 --> 00:53:36,598 Absolutely. Actually, the word is privileged. 1124 00:53:36,623 --> 00:53:39,518 Yeah. Well, I think we're the privileged. 1125 00:53:39,543 --> 00:53:41,238 Listen, they're ready, if you're ready. 1126 00:53:41,263 --> 00:53:42,518 Shall we do it? Let's do it. 1127 00:53:42,543 --> 00:53:44,728 It's all yours. The very best of luck. 1128 00:53:44,753 --> 00:53:46,488 Have fun out there. Enjoy. 1129 00:53:46,513 --> 00:53:49,518 APPLAUSE 1130 00:53:49,543 --> 00:53:53,568 # Ain't no mountain high enough 1131 00:53:53,593 --> 00:53:56,287 # Ain't no river long enough 1132 00:53:56,312 --> 00:53:58,448 # To keep me from you. # 1133 00:54:00,473 --> 00:54:03,368 Hi, there. Who have we got here? 1134 00:54:03,393 --> 00:54:06,131 We are The Front line Singers. Oh, my goodness. 1135 00:54:06,156 --> 00:54:08,030 So, what have we got, nurses and paramedics? 1136 00:54:08,055 --> 00:54:10,200 Nurses, police officers, 1137 00:54:10,225 --> 00:54:13,200 paramedics, teachers, physios, 1138 00:54:13,225 --> 00:54:15,001 and some theatre performers 1139 00:54:15,026 --> 00:54:17,150 who got jobs on the front line during the pandemic. 1140 00:54:17,175 --> 00:54:19,280 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1141 00:54:23,746 --> 00:54:26,561 OK, so tell me how it all came about. 1142 00:54:26,586 --> 00:54:28,921 My daughter, Gina, 1143 00:54:28,946 --> 00:54:31,080 and her partner, James, 1144 00:54:31,105 --> 00:54:33,441 they're musical theatre writers, 1145 00:54:33,466 --> 00:54:37,391 and they wanted to write a song that would bring hope, 1146 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:41,751 unity, just something positive out of what we've been through. 1147 00:54:41,776 --> 00:54:44,200 It's fantastic that we can be part of it, thank you. 1148 00:54:44,225 --> 00:54:46,111 Thank you. 1149 00:54:55,336 --> 00:54:58,231 MUSIC STARTS 1150 00:55:08,586 --> 00:55:11,511 # We never know 1151 00:55:11,536 --> 00:55:16,801 # What life will throw our way 1152 00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:24,150 # But if we stand As one 1153 00:55:24,175 --> 00:55:28,200 # We'll get through each day 1154 00:55:28,225 --> 00:55:30,871 # In the dark, look tonight 1155 00:55:30,896 --> 00:55:34,111 # You will see a burning light 1156 00:55:34,136 --> 00:55:36,950 # It shines from the love 1157 00:55:36,975 --> 00:55:39,150 # In windows below 1158 00:55:39,175 --> 00:55:41,841 # Where every boy, every girl 1159 00:55:41,866 --> 00:55:44,481 # Living in this strange old world 1160 00:55:44,506 --> 00:55:50,280 # Will see the best that we can be 1161 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:55,921 # And they will learn From you and me 1162 00:55:55,946 --> 00:55:58,921 # In the dark, look tonight 1163 00:55:58,946 --> 00:56:01,441 # You will our see a burning light 1164 00:56:01,466 --> 00:56:04,871 # It shines from the love 1165 00:56:04,896 --> 00:56:07,080 # In windows below 1166 00:56:07,105 --> 00:56:10,150 # Where every boy, every girl 1167 00:56:10,175 --> 00:56:12,841 # Living in this strange old world 1168 00:56:12,866 --> 00:56:18,871 # Will see the best that we can be 1169 00:56:18,896 --> 00:56:22,591 # And they will learn From you and me 1170 00:56:22,616 --> 00:56:25,311 # But through our pain And lack of immunity 1171 00:56:25,336 --> 00:56:28,200 # We rediscovered Our sense of community 1172 00:56:28,225 --> 00:56:30,721 # Out of the pivotal Miracle of technology 1173 00:56:30,746 --> 00:56:33,311 # Connected now by new ideology 1174 00:56:33,336 --> 00:56:35,591 # We left behind The polluting and commuting 1175 00:56:35,616 --> 00:56:39,150 # And we spent our time working out Where we should really draw the line 1176 00:56:39,175 --> 00:56:41,001 # What's important and what's not 1177 00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:43,311 # And every day we live Holding onto what we got 1178 00:56:43,336 --> 00:56:46,030 # In the dark, look tonight 1179 00:56:46,055 --> 00:56:48,871 # You will our see a burning light 1180 00:56:48,896 --> 00:56:51,921 # It shines from the love 1181 00:56:51,946 --> 00:56:54,481 # In windows below 1182 00:56:54,506 --> 00:56:57,001 # Where every boy, every girl 1183 00:56:57,026 --> 00:56:59,871 # Living in this strange old world 1184 00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:05,591 # Will see the best that we can be 1185 00:57:05,616 --> 00:57:10,841 # And they will learn from you 1186 00:57:10,866 --> 00:57:14,231 # Every boy, every girl 1187 00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:17,841 # Living in this strange old world 1188 00:57:17,866 --> 00:57:19,751 # Will see the best 1189 00:57:19,776 --> 00:57:24,841 # That we can be 1190 00:57:24,866 --> 00:57:27,751 # And they will learn 1191 00:57:27,776 --> 00:57:31,671 # From you 1192 00:57:31,696 --> 00:57:35,311 # And me. # 1193 00:57:40,026 --> 00:57:42,801 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1194 00:57:44,536 --> 00:57:46,561 Wow. 1195 00:57:46,586 --> 00:57:48,481 SONG: 'Fm You' 1196 00:57:57,776 --> 00:58:03,841 # Tears stream down your face 1197 00:58:03,866 --> 00:58:10,751 # I promise you I will learn from my mistakes 1198 00:58:10,776 --> 00:58:16,200 # Tears stream down your face 1199 00:58:16,225 --> 00:58:18,511 # And I... # 1200 00:58:25,225 --> 00:58:26,791 Oh, my goodness. 1201 00:58:26,816 --> 00:58:29,001 Well done. Alesha? 1202 00:58:29,026 --> 00:58:31,200 Oh, don't cry, you're gonna set me off. 1203 00:58:31,225 --> 00:58:34,150 Sorry, sorry! LAUGHTER 1204 00:58:34,175 --> 00:58:37,200 I found that really moving, actually. I really did. 1205 00:58:37,225 --> 00:58:39,721 I hung onto every single word that you sang. 1206 00:58:39,746 --> 00:58:41,921 It was so poignant, so lovely, 1207 00:58:41,946 --> 00:58:46,481 and we are in debt to you for your services, yes, we are. 1208 00:58:46,506 --> 00:58:50,111 And, yeah, it was very touching. Thank you so much. 1209 00:58:50,136 --> 00:58:53,080 APPLAUSE 1210 00:58:55,586 --> 00:58:59,561 Yes, I mean, it was just the perfect marriage 1211 00:58:59,586 --> 00:59:02,200 between incredible things you've done for us all 1212 00:59:02,225 --> 00:59:05,311 and this wonderful song. 1213 00:59:05,336 --> 00:59:08,561 It was just an amazing moment. 1214 00:59:13,746 --> 00:59:16,481 It's just wonderful that we can be part of it all, really, 1215 00:59:16,506 --> 00:59:20,671 and that you get this moment, cos it was tremendous. 1216 00:59:20,696 --> 00:59:22,080 Thank you very much. 1217 00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:23,591 Thank you. 1218 00:59:26,055 --> 00:59:29,251 What we've gone through, the last two years, it's surreal. 1219 00:59:29,276 --> 00:59:33,411 And then out of it comes moments like this. 1220 00:59:34,556 --> 00:59:37,581 It gives us a chance to say thank you to all of you, 1221 00:59:37,606 --> 00:59:41,331 because it's people like yourselves who protected, you know, all of us. 1222 00:59:43,156 --> 00:59:45,170 We have good times ahead, I think. 1223 00:59:45,195 --> 00:59:48,811 Well, you know what happens next. David? 1224 00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:50,251 I'm saying yes. 1225 00:59:50,276 --> 00:59:52,941 Alesha? I'm saying yes. 1226 00:59:52,966 --> 00:59:55,100 Oh, yes, obviously, yes. 1227 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,970 And now you've got four yeses. 1228 00:59:56,995 --> 00:59:59,131 Congratulations. CHEERING 1229 00:59:59,156 --> 01:00:03,861 # Tears stream down your face 1230 01:00:03,886 --> 01:00:08,661 # I promise you I will learn from my mistakes... # 1231 01:00:11,886 --> 01:00:13,300 # Tears stream... # 1232 01:00:13,325 --> 01:00:15,021 SIMON: Well done. 1233 01:00:15,046 --> 01:00:17,170 # Down your face 1234 01:00:17,195 --> 01:00:19,661 # And I... # 1235 01:00:23,796 --> 01:00:25,461 They did so well. 1236 01:00:25,486 --> 01:00:30,331 Hey, that was such a special performance. 1237 01:00:30,356 --> 01:00:32,941 Honestly, it was emotional, it was moving. 1238 01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:35,100 Today was a good day. 1239 01:00:35,125 --> 01:00:36,741 HE SOBS 1240 01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:38,891 ANT: Thank you. Thanks again. 1241 01:00:38,916 --> 01:00:42,771 # And I will try 1242 01:00:42,796 --> 01:00:45,220 # To fix you. # 1243 01:00:47,636 --> 01:00:50,411 JAUNTY MUSIC 1244 01:00:53,276 --> 01:00:55,661 Don't try that at home! Get off! 1245 01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:57,891 Argh! BUZZER 1246 01:00:59,276 --> 01:01:02,131 It was just like being at the most incredible party. 1247 01:01:03,995 --> 01:01:05,100 David's gonna love this! 1248 01:01:07,916 --> 01:01:10,021 AMANDA LAUGHS 1249 01:01:11,716 --> 01:01:14,411 SIMON: That's how you do it. 1250 01:01:14,436 --> 01:01:16,411 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 88229

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