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DEC: This is the main man,
Double D,
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ready to drop cargo off at BGT.
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# Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
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# Don't stop, it'll soon be here
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# It'll be better than before
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# Yesterday's gone
Yesterday's gone. #
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HORN BLARES
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HE YAWNS
Ooh, where are we? It's dark.
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Ah.
I'll give you a clue.
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The sky is grey,
the traffic's terrible
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and a cappuccino costs £6.50.
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London.
London!
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I've missed the place.
Yeah, me, too.
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All that's left to do now is drop
the mini judge-mobiles. Here we go.
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Five, four, three, two, one...
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Let's go. 90- 9°!
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Ah-ha-ha.
Woo-hoe'.!
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Oh, these things are wicked.
I love this.
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Where is David?
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ENGINE REVS
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Oh, my God, what's that?
DAVID: Hi, everybody. Hi.
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What the hell is that?
This is the safety car.
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Oh, my God, it's David!
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How did he even fit in that car?
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OK, straight to the Palladium.
Roger that.
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I don't want anyone driving
too fast, especially you, Simon.
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Ah. Stop it, stop it.
Stop it, Simon!
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HE LAUGHS
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Simon, you're going too fast!
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Simon. Simon. Simon.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
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LAUGHS
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Oh, my God,
he's taken out a bollard.
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CAR HORNS BLARE
Oh,dean
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THEY LAUGH
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Sorry about that, David.
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Bye, David!
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I'm meant to be at the front.
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# Everybody dance
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# Do-do-do clap your hands
Clap your hands
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# Everybody dance
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# Do-do-do clap your hands
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# Clap your hands... #
Hi, guys.
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# Body
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# Body
Everybody
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# Body
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# Body
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# Everybody
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# Body
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# Body
Everybody
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# Body... #
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It's your Britain's Got Talent
judges!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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# Everybody dance
Do-do-do clap your hands
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# Clap your hands... #
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Hold on, hold on. Where's David?
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He was taking a long time
to get here!
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We're quite happy to carry on.
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# I like driving in my car... #
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Sorry I'm a little bit late.
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# It don't look much
But I've been far
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# I like driving in my car... #
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LAUGHTER,
CHEERING
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# Even with a flat tyre
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# I like driving in my car
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# It's not quite a Jaguar. #
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It's me!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Can you get back in your car, David?
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There's a white star
at the front of the stage,
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that's where you stand,
have a little chat with the judges.
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Then you will get into
your performance.
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Thank you.
LAUGHTER
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They love me.
What can I say? They love me.
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Hi, everybody. Hi.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Best of luck.
It's all yours.
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Have fun.
Good luck. Break a leg.
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Lovely dresses.
Yeah.
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Welcome.
Thank you. Thank you.
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So, what's the name of your group?
We are The Dots.
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I'm Amanda, this is Rosie
and this is Kathy.
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And so where do you normally
perform?
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All over the place.
I've never done it before.
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Oh. Oh, no, we said
we weren't gonna say that.
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Basically, yesterday,
one of our original Dots
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actually walked out,
creative differences,
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but Kathy has stepped in
last minute.
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Hang on, hang on.
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Don't just throw that away.
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What happened?
She's a bit difficult,
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should we say, shall we say?
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So you've never performed with them
until today?
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No.
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Um, I am intrigued
what you're gonna do,
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so I'm gonna let you take to
the stage and go for it.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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SONG: 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy'
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Kathy. Kathy.
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Nope.
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Wrong way. Wrong way.
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# He was a famous trumpet man
From out Chicago way... #
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Other way.
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# He had a boogie style
That no-one else could play... #
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The other way.
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# He can't blow a note unless
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# The bass and guitar
ls playin' with him... #
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Ah!
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So cute.
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# He was our boogie woogie bugle boy
Of Company B... #
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LAUGHTER
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# He puts the boys asleep
With boogie every night
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# And wakes 'em up the same way
In the early bright
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# They clap their hands
And stamp their feet
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# Because they know how he plays
When someone gives him a beat... #
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LAUGHTER
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# He's the boogie woogie bugle boy
Of Company B
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# A toot, a toot
A toot diddelyada toot
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# He blows it eight to the bar... #
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LAUGHTER
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# And the company jumps
When he plays reveille
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# He's the boogie woogie bugle boy
Of Company B. #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Yes! Brilliant!
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# Rescue me
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# Take me in your arms
Rescue me
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# I want your tender charm... #
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|—| knew,
I knew that was part of the act.
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LAUGHTER
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I'm actually getting really stupid,
aren't I?
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That was brilliant, by the way,
cos you really, really fooled me.
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Oh, thank you.
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It was absolutely brilliant.
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Your timing was excellent.
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Your harmonies
are actually very good and,
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you know, in the end,
I think you'll get there.
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So... good luck.
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Oh, I love everything about
this act. just a genius idea.
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I love seeing things go wrong.
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This is proper entertainment.
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I thought you were brilliantly
talented comic performers.
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Everyone can enjoy this, can't they?
AMANDA: Yeah.
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You are on to something, The Dots,
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so let me kick this off
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with an enormous yes!
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I'm saying yes.
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It's a yes from me.
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I knew all along it was a joke.
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It's... four yeses.
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# Rescue me
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# Take me in your... #
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LAUGHTER
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# Rescue me
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# I want your tender charm... #
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Come on. Come on.
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Here we are.
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Here we go.
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LAUGHTER
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It just was the best thing
he didn't know what was going on.
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He didn't know.
I loved it.
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Oh. There we go.
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# It's my party
And I'll cry if I want to
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# Cry if I want to... #
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The stage is gonna be a lot bigger
than the living room. I know!
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Simon, I think, you know...
I think, to be honest,
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he's like a little bit of a pussycat
on the inside. He's all right.
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I'll probably regret
now I've said that.
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SIMON: What day is it today?
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It's Monday, all right?
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And you're judging
Britain's Got Talent.
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LAUGHTER
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Er, my mum, my dad and my sister.
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Immi, are you singing for us today?
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Yes, I am.
Let's do it.
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It's all yours. Onto the star.
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Good luck.
Good luck, darling.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Go on, lmmi!
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Well, nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too, Simon.
Oh, thank you.
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And what's your name?
My name is lmmi Davis.
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And where are you from, lmmi?
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I'm from Welwyn Garden City.
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That's my neck of the woods.
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AMANDA: How old are you?
I'm nine.
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Oh, my goodness.
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So, are you going to... sing?
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Yes, I am.
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OK, and what are you gonna sing?
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I'm going to sing
I Put A Spell On You
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by Screamin' jay Hawkins.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Why that song?
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It's because I've been practising it
and...
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LAUGHTER
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Ha-ha! Good reason.
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Everyone's making me look
a bit stupid this year.
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I've realised that.
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I'm sorry.
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You aren't stupid.
I know I'm not, but...
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I feel a bit stupid this year.
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Thank you, lmmi, we've sort of
become friends, I like that.
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OK, so, why did you decide
to come on the show, lmmi?
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Because since I was five,
I've been watching this show
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and I've always wanted
to be on this show. Really?
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So, do you think you're gonna win,
lmmi? I'd love to.
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Well, look,
I'm not gonna ask any more questions
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because I'm feeling really, really
stupid right now, so good luck.
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Go on, lmmi!
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She's really sweet.
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Yeah.
And funny.
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SONG: 'I Put A Spell On You'
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# I put a spell on you
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# Because you're mine
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# And you better stop the things
You doin'
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# I say watch out
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# No, I ain't lyin'
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# I put a spell on you
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# Because you're mine, you're mine
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# You better stop the things
You're doin'
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# I say watch out
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# No, I ain't lyin'
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# No, I ain't lyin'
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# Cos, baby, I love you, yeah
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# Can't you see that I love you
Love you, love you?
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# Even if you don't want me to
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# Baby, if you don't want me
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# I put a spell on you
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# Oh, yes, I did
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# Because you're mine... #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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# You're mine
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# Because you're mine. #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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# Who is the girl I see
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# Staring straight back at me? #
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They're all on their feet!
The whole lot of them.
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# Why is my reflection
Someone else? #
240
00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:08,091
What a performance! Huh?!
241
00:12:09,326 --> 00:12:10,531
You're not human.
242
00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:14,730
How old you?
Nine. Impossible.
243
00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:17,251
Nine?! And sings like that!
244
00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:19,171
That is extraordinary.
245
00:12:21,246 --> 00:12:22,810
It's like you transform.
246
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:24,761
You're this cute nine—year—old
and then you're,
247
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,971
"Pow! Take that." And we really did.
248
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,331
We were under your spell.
I loved it, lmmi. Well done.
249
00:12:29,356 --> 00:12:31,401
Thank you.
250
00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:36,891
It sounded so retro,
so vintage, so otherworldly.
251
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:39,860
It's like you were channelling
goodness knows what. It was amazing.
252
00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:44,940
SIMON: David.
You sure you weren't miming?
253
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LAUGHTER
254
00:12:46,076 --> 00:12:48,480
I'm sure.
255
00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:51,251
No, I was just
completely gobsmacked.
256
00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:53,761
It was extraordinary.
257
00:12:53,786 --> 00:12:55,501
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
258
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,221
Were you expecting this reaction?
259
00:12:57,246 --> 00:12:58,531
No.
You weren't, were you?
260
00:12:58,556 --> 00:13:00,690
No. No,
that's what makes you so special.
261
00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:03,651
You were incredible.
262
00:13:03,676 --> 00:13:05,121
Thank you.
263
00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,730
But let's start with David.
264
00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:09,971
I'm gonna say yes.
265
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,301
I'm saying yes.
266
00:13:11,326 --> 00:13:12,730
It's a yes from me.
267
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:17,371
I think you got about 5,000 yeses,
lmmi.
268
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:22,451
# Somehow I cannot be
269
00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,810
# Who I am... #
270
00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:29,860
Aww.
Bless her.
271
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:33,041
Wow, wow, wow!
272
00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:35,401
Where's the roof?
The roof's gone, the roof's gone!
273
00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:37,371
Oh, you blew it off. Well done.
274
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,501
# Guess who just got back today?
275
00:13:53,526 --> 00:13:56,421
# Them wild-eyed boys
That'd been away... #
276
00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:58,860
Where have you got that from?
I nicked it off a cameraman.
277
00:13:58,885 --> 00:14:00,371
Backstage.
LAUGHTER
278
00:14:00,396 --> 00:14:02,860
Smile, everyone!
You're on the telly!
279
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,211
# The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town... #
280
00:14:06,675 --> 00:14:09,421
Who doesn't love Ant and Dec?
Find me these people. Yeah!
281
00:14:09,446 --> 00:14:11,011
CHEERING
Now, judges!
282
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:12,811
Give us a wave.
283
00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,211
Hi, Mum! Hello, Mum!
284
00:14:17,526 --> 00:14:19,681
They always cheer everyone up,
don't they?
285
00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,571
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, Dec.
286
00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:24,400
Very well done.
287
00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:26,091
Coming from Newcastle,
288
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,251
it's just an absolute dream
to meet Ant and Dec.
289
00:14:28,276 --> 00:14:29,650
What are you doing for us today?
290
00:14:29,675 --> 00:14:31,400
I'm doing a bit of unicycling
and juggling,
291
00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:33,091
but a lot of danger,
so a bit of variety.
292
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:35,041
A lot of danger!
Yes.
293
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:37,251
They're ready for you on stage.
Shall we do it?
294
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,961
See you soon.
He's going, yeah. He's doing it.
295
00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:40,011
See you out there.
296
00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:42,681
# The boys are back in town
297
00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:45,891
# The boys are back in town... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
298
00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:50,171
Hello.
Hello, how are you?
299
00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:53,041
Great, thank you. What's your name?
My name's Tommy j.
300
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,251
Where are you from?
I'm from Norfolk.
301
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:57,171
How old are you, Tommy?
I'm 18.
302
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,451
Do you have a day job?
Yeah, I do this act. Yeah.
303
00:14:59,476 --> 00:15:01,681
What would it mean to perform
at the Royal Variety Show?
304
00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:04,171
Well, it's always been my dream
to perform at the Palladium.
305
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,371
Me and my... My dad's
in entertainment as well.
306
00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:08,650
He's a comedian, and so...
But I'm much funnier.
307
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,891
LAUGHTER
308
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,011
How does it feel that
a unicycle's taller than you?
309
00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:17,171
Right, well, Tommy, go for it.
310
00:15:17,196 --> 00:15:18,931
The stage is yours, good luck.
Thank you.
311
00:15:18,956 --> 00:15:21,371
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
312
00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:23,811
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
313
00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:26,850
So, I'm looking for a volunteer.
An intelligent man.
314
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,811
Dare I say, a sexy man.
315
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:31,850
Yes, you guessed it, it's Dec!
316
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,730
Come on, Dec. Bring on the unicycle.
CHEERING
317
00:15:33,755 --> 00:15:36,650
Give him a... Ha-ha!
He can't get on that!
318
00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:39,501
How come it's just Dec, by the way?
Huh?
319
00:15:39,526 --> 00:15:40,931
Who arranged this?
320
00:15:40,956 --> 00:15:43,371
Now, Dec, you just stand there.
That's brilliant. Like that.
321
00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:45,091
Oh! Sorry, I hit the "Dec".
322
00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:46,321
BUZZER
323
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,251
No!
AUDIENCE BOOS
324
00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:50,171
All hands on "Dec"! Here we go.
325
00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:52,371
Stay with me, Dec.
Now, remove your front foot, Dec.
326
00:15:52,396 --> 00:15:54,291
LAUGHTER
Remove your front foot.
327
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,501
Now, Dec, slight situation.
328
00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:59,600
I've missed the seat, mate.
LAUGHTER
329
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,811
Can you see those knives?
Yes.
330
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,650
When I shout go...
Yeah. ..run and get the knives.
331
00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:07,141
Go for it! Run, Dec, run!
Run, Dec, run!
332
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,891
Ladies and gentlemen,
juggling knives,
333
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,141
it's Dec! Go for it, Dec.
334
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,371
Go on! I'm only kidding.
Hang on, Dec.
335
00:16:13,396 --> 00:16:15,850
Pass them up to me.
Ladies and gentlemen,
336
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,850
can I have a drum roll, please?
337
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,961
DRUM ROLL,
LAUGHTER
338
00:16:24,755 --> 00:16:26,451
CHEERING,
FANFARE
339
00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:27,571
YES!
340
00:16:27,596 --> 00:16:30,571
Now, Simon. Yes?
I know what you're thinking.
341
00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:32,571
What?
That's not dangerous enough.
342
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,730
No.
So, bring on...
343
00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,780
the fire!
344
00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:38,321
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
345
00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:51,011
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
346
00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:55,251
# I'm dangerous. #
347
00:16:55,276 --> 00:16:57,811
Yeah!
Well done, that was amazing!
348
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,850
Tommy, look,
you obviously are very talented
349
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,931
and you're a nice boy.
I just thought...
350
00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:06,600
nothing was very good.
351
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,171
AUDIENCE BOOS
352
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,891
This boy is wildly entertaining!
353
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:13,211
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
354
00:17:14,805 --> 00:17:17,681
18 years old,
you hold the stage
355
00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:20,681
like you've been doing it
for years and years and years.
356
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,091
You're funny, you can juggle,
357
00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:25,251
you've got great rapport
with people,
358
00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:26,780
I mean, what is not to like?
359
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:30,371
Thank you, David. Means a lot.
Thank you.
360
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,321
Typically, this isn't my cup of tea,
so to speak...
361
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,371
AUDIENCE BOOS
362
00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:39,211
But saying that, clearly,
you're great at what you do
363
00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:41,530
and, actually,
it's for the audience to decide
364
00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,730
whether they like it or not.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
365
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,600
So on behalf of the audience,
I'm gonna say yes.
366
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,931
Yes! Yes!
367
00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,530
Simon?
368
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,573
I'm gonna say no.
OK.
369
00:17:55,598 --> 00:17:57,268
AUDIENCE BOOS
370
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,707
Tommy, I'm saying yes!
371
00:17:59,732 --> 00:18:01,988
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That's two, he needs three.
372
00:18:03,173 --> 00:18:06,398
I'm in the middle here.
I am literally in the middle.
373
00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:09,788
This act feels like good
old—fashioned entertainment.
374
00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:13,938
But as talented as you are,
it didn't blow me away today,
375
00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:15,298
I have to be honest.
OK.
376
00:18:15,323 --> 00:18:16,548
AUDIENCE BOOS
377
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:20,188
Come on!
# Let's get ready to rumble! #
378
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:23,118
Ant and Dec, did you love it?
Yeah!
379
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,428
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
380
00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:28,757
We don't do enough for Ant and Dec,
so for them, I will say yes!
381
00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:30,908
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
382
00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:33,377
Yes! Get in!
383
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,368
Thank you very much.
384
00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:39,727
Thank you.
Oh, bless his little heart.
385
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,008
Whew!
Got through it.
386
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,208
Well done. You got through it.
Thank you for helping me.
387
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:46,808
Not at all. Any time.
388
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,777
# Let's get ready to rumble... #
389
00:18:48,802 --> 00:18:50,928
Dec and Ant. Dec and Ant.
390
00:18:51,983 --> 00:18:53,597
Dec and... It's the first...
391
00:18:53,622 --> 00:18:55,928
Dec and Ant. Dec and Ant.
392
00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:59,088
Remind me, which one's which?
Oh, Dad!
393
00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:01,678
Ant's on the left.
Oh, yeah.
394
00:19:01,703 --> 00:19:03,397
You came on your bike?
Yes, bicycle.
395
00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:05,597
All the way from...?
From Japan.
396
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,168
From Japan!
No way!
397
00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:08,678
We used to be quite big in japan,
398
00:19:08,703 --> 00:19:10,888
you know,
we were pop stars in Japan.
399
00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:12,568
In japan?
Yeah. You must remember.
400
00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,448
# Wreck the mic
Psyche... #
401
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,248
MUSIC DISTORTS AND STOPS
402
00:19:16,273 --> 00:19:18,888
'96, '97... Had a number one.
403
00:19:18,913 --> 00:19:21,928
Yes! I saw many times,
you in... YouTube.
404
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,597
THEY LAUGH
405
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,928
It's a true story, yes. It's true.
406
00:19:25,953 --> 00:19:28,248
So... Are they ready?
Good luck. We're ready when you are.
407
00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:30,208
Ready? Off you 9°-
408
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,418
# Let's get ready to rumble
409
00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:34,777
# Let's get ready to rumble
410
00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:38,088
# Get ready, get steady
And rumble
411
00:19:38,113 --> 00:19:39,888
# Everybody rumble! #
412
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,088
How do you think he got here today?
Hello.
413
00:19:42,113 --> 00:19:44,248
Hello! Hi!
What's your name?
414
00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:45,928
My name is Keiichi lwasaki.
415
00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:48,138
Where are you from?
I'm from Japan.
416
00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:49,678
Oh, I love japan!
Oh, thank you so much.
417
00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:51,888
Watashi wa Alesha Dixon.
Oh, yes. Exactly.
418
00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:53,418
Yes...
Oh, do you speak...?
419
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,647
LAUGHTER
That's all I know. Alesha san.
420
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,418
How old are you?
421
00:19:57,443 --> 00:19:59,288
Yeah, I'm 49 years old.
422
00:19:59,313 --> 00:20:02,498
And what you're doing for us today,
is that your day job?
423
00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:05,008
No, it's my bicycle and...
424
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,498
LAUGHTER
425
00:20:08,393 --> 00:20:10,597
No, no, no. Sorry, sorry.
Pardon. Pardon.
426
00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:12,527
I'm a little bit nervous,
so excuse me.
427
00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:15,527
No worries, my darling.
So, why Britain's Got Talent?
428
00:20:15,552 --> 00:20:18,678
It's because a big stage,
the biggest stage in the world.
429
00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:21,288
And it's... like, wow!
My dream to come here.
430
00:20:21,313 --> 00:20:24,527
Oh, fantastic.
Yes, it's amazing!
431
00:20:24,552 --> 00:20:26,318
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
432
00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:27,888
Well, it's a pleasure to have you.
433
00:20:27,913 --> 00:20:31,168
And what would you do with the money
if you were to win?
434
00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,678
I want to cross the, er...
Atlantic Ocean
435
00:20:34,703 --> 00:20:38,138
by rowing a boat,
so I want to buy the boat.
436
00:20:38,163 --> 00:20:39,208
Oh, fabulous.
437
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:41,527
You didn't expect that answer,
did you?
438
00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,727
No—one's ever said that.
I love that.
439
00:20:43,752 --> 00:20:45,527
OK, well, whenever you're ready.
440
00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:47,568
Yes.
Go for it.
441
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:50,088
OK, now I start.
LAUGHTER
442
00:20:50,113 --> 00:20:51,777
Oh, God, I love him.
443
00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,958
I'm laughing already.
444
00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:56,777
Simon, hello.
Hello.
445
00:20:56,802 --> 00:21:00,038
It was a hundred times
that I saw you in YouTubes.
446
00:21:00,063 --> 00:21:02,448
Simon, do you know this one?
447
00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:04,138
Chopsticks.
Yes, chopsticks.
448
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,088
How...? One, two, three. Eurgh!
449
00:21:06,113 --> 00:21:09,008
Eurgh! Er, sorry! One more time!
450
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,418
Eurgh! Er, sorry!
451
00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:14,088
Just this...
What did he just do?
452
00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:16,318
It's not the magic. I'm joking!
453
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,888
LAUGHTER
Let's start the magic.
454
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,808
He's good. He's funny!
455
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,418
We can maybe ask the...
Dec and Ant, please.
456
00:21:23,443 --> 00:21:25,008
Dec and Ant!
LAUGHTER
457
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,727
BOTH: Dec and Ant! Dec and Ant!
458
00:21:27,752 --> 00:21:29,038
I love it!
459
00:21:29,063 --> 00:21:32,008
That's got a ring to it.
It's... Ant and Dec.
460
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,678
No, Dec and Ant's fine.
Ant and Dec, it is.
461
00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:35,138
Ant and Dec.
Dec and Ant's fine.
462
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:38,038
Yeah, that's right.
Please check this card is normal.
463
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,527
Normal.
Normal.
464
00:21:39,552 --> 00:21:41,488
And please shuffle it.
Of course.
465
00:21:41,513 --> 00:21:43,727
Yes!
Dec, shuffle the deck.
466
00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:46,208
Shuffled... by Dec and Ant.
There you go. Yes!
467
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,527
LAUGHTER
468
00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:49,008
Please take one card, as you like.
469
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:50,527
Me... me?
Yeah, no, er...
470
00:21:50,552 --> 00:21:52,488
No, no. I'll do it.
I'll do it. Still me.
471
00:21:54,473 --> 00:21:56,928
Please show to everybody.
I don't see it. I don't want to see.
472
00:21:56,953 --> 00:21:58,488
OK, please show the audience.
473
00:21:58,513 --> 00:21:59,888
No, no, no...
What?
474
00:21:59,913 --> 00:22:01,647
No, I'm doing this bit.
Ha!
475
00:22:01,672 --> 00:22:02,958
LAUGHTER
476
00:22:02,983 --> 00:22:04,888
OK. May I put it here?
And I just close.
477
00:22:04,913 --> 00:22:07,318
Now, I show you the Japanese way
of shuffling.
478
00:22:07,343 --> 00:22:09,088
OK. Wa-ta wa-ta wa-ta!
479
00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:10,448
Hya!
480
00:22:10,473 --> 00:22:11,847
LAUGHTER
481
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,058
Your card is... Wa-ta!
..there!
482
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,597
LAUGHTER
Er, the queen of this?
483
00:22:16,622 --> 00:22:18,597
No, that's not it.
Oh, sorry.
484
00:22:18,622 --> 00:22:21,208
Should have let me...
This one?
485
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:23,488
No. This...?
486
00:22:23,513 --> 00:22:25,647
LAUGHTER
487
00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:29,928
No, no! What's...?
It's just through here.
488
00:22:29,953 --> 00:22:31,597
Is this your card?
Yeah.
489
00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:34,418
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow.
490
00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:36,168
How did he put the card
in the man's armpit?
491
00:22:37,313 --> 00:22:39,568
Now, I put...
LAUGHTER
492
00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:41,808
Just a moment. Just a moment.
493
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,597
Did you see it?! Whoa!
494
00:22:46,622 --> 00:22:49,597
No! No! No!
LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
495
00:22:49,622 --> 00:22:51,168
ALESHA: That's so good.
496
00:22:51,193 --> 00:22:53,038
Stop! Stop!
497
00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:56,597
# Do-do do-do do-do-do
498
00:22:56,622 --> 00:22:59,568
Hup, hup. One, two, three,
499
00:22:59,593 --> 00:23:02,958
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
500
00:23:02,983 --> 00:23:04,288
Amazing.
501
00:23:04,313 --> 00:23:06,808
Didn't know japan
was creating wizards.
502
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,238
What's going on over here?
503
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,647
£20. Ant, do you want it?
504
00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:13,368
No!
LAUGHTER
505
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,808
I put here £20.
506
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,958
Hup! Hyaa! Wa-ta!
507
00:23:17,983 --> 00:23:20,597
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
508
00:23:20,622 --> 00:23:21,647
And then we have this...
509
00:23:21,672 --> 00:23:23,208
Hyaa! Wa-ta!
510
00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:24,888
LAUGHTER
511
00:23:24,913 --> 00:23:26,527
Now... Hya! Wa...!
512
00:23:26,552 --> 00:23:28,488
No. Hya!
513
00:23:28,513 --> 00:23:30,488
Excuse me. Energy finished.
514
00:23:30,513 --> 00:23:32,488
But no problem.
515
00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:33,678
Genki Dama!
516
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,318
Hyaa! Wa-ta!
517
00:23:35,343 --> 00:23:36,958
LAUGHTER
518
00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,597
My last trick is for ladies.
519
00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:43,058
BOTH: For ladies?
Yes!
520
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:45,958
LAUGHTER
521
00:23:45,983 --> 00:23:47,847
Alesha, can you come over here?
522
00:23:47,872 --> 00:23:49,888
I'll come over here.
523
00:23:49,913 --> 00:23:52,288
APPLAUSE
524
00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:55,038
Well... You didn't do
an awful lot then, did you?
525
00:23:55,063 --> 00:23:56,448
He didn't ask us to, did he?
526
00:23:56,473 --> 00:23:57,727
Alesha!
527
00:23:59,422 --> 00:24:01,138
OK, a rig a to.
528
00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:03,368
Please check this is what...
What is this?
529
00:24:03,393 --> 00:24:05,678
It's a ring.
It's a ring, yes.
530
00:24:05,703 --> 00:24:07,958
Give me a finger like this.
Put the ring here.
531
00:24:07,983 --> 00:24:12,777
OK, just hold on, don't move,
because it's very difficult magic.
532
00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:16,288
This ring, your finger. Hup!
533
00:24:16,313 --> 00:24:18,488
One... two...
534
00:24:18,513 --> 00:24:20,008
three!
535
00:24:37,513 --> 00:24:40,808
Oh, stop. Passing... Whoa!
536
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,647
Alesha, wait, wait!
537
00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:44,088
Hup! What?
538
00:24:53,513 --> 00:24:55,488
HIGH—PITCHED RINGING
539
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,088
Oh... Ah'.!
540
00:25:03,593 --> 00:25:05,928
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
541
00:25:07,703 --> 00:25:10,008
# I'm not giving up
542
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:11,847
# I'm not giving up, giving UP
543
00:25:11,872 --> 00:25:14,088
# No, not yet
544
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:17,678
# Even when
I'm down to my last breath... #
545
00:25:17,703 --> 00:25:19,138
AMANDA: Amazing!
546
00:25:19,163 --> 00:25:21,088
# Even when they say
There's nothing left
547
00:25:22,513 --> 00:25:24,928
# So don't give up on
548
00:25:24,953 --> 00:25:26,777
# I'm not giving up
549
00:25:26,802 --> 00:25:28,678
# I'm not giving up, giving UP
550
00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:31,597
# No, not me
551
00:25:31,622 --> 00:25:34,568
# Even when
Nobody else believes... #
552
00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:36,958
He is brilliant!
I love him.
553
00:25:38,983 --> 00:25:41,678
# So don't give up on me... #
554
00:25:42,913 --> 00:25:45,928
I loved it. You are funny,
you are quirky,
555
00:25:45,953 --> 00:25:47,928
you are very, very charming,
556
00:25:47,953 --> 00:25:51,448
and your magic
was absolutely excellent.
557
00:25:51,473 --> 00:25:53,168
I mean, faultless.
558
00:25:53,193 --> 00:25:56,368
Thank you so much. It's too much.
559
00:25:57,593 --> 00:26:00,488
You're the funniest person
we've seen
560
00:26:00,513 --> 00:26:02,808
and the most magical person
we've seen,
561
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,958
all combined in one, and I love you.
562
00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:07,168
Yes! Thank you so much.
563
00:26:07,193 --> 00:26:09,318
You are an absolute natural.
564
00:26:09,343 --> 00:26:11,418
People are gonna like you so much.
565
00:26:11,443 --> 00:26:14,647
Thank you so much.
My son is gonna love you.
566
00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:16,238
I mean, love you.
567
00:26:16,263 --> 00:26:19,238
Oh-ho! You are one of the best
we've seen so far.
568
00:26:19,263 --> 00:26:21,288
0h!
569
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,208
# I'm not giving up, giving UP
570
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,138
# No, not yet. #
571
00:26:25,163 --> 00:26:26,727
AUDIENCE CHANT APPROVINGLY
572
00:26:30,953 --> 00:26:32,448
Isn't that lovely?
573
00:26:32,473 --> 00:26:34,288
Yes, thank you so much.
574
00:26:34,313 --> 00:26:37,288
The audience love you.
I love you, too.
575
00:26:37,313 --> 00:26:39,038
You're a superstar.
576
00:26:39,063 --> 00:26:40,958
So I'm gonna kick this off
with a yes.
577
00:26:40,983 --> 00:26:42,678
Yes, thank you so much.
578
00:26:42,703 --> 00:26:45,088
It's a yes from me. Yes.
AMANDA: It's a yes from me.
579
00:26:45,113 --> 00:26:46,888
Now, now, now!
580
00:26:46,913 --> 00:26:48,777
I knew it!
581
00:26:50,872 --> 00:26:54,168
Yes“ Yes!
No!
582
00:26:54,193 --> 00:26:56,527
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
583
00:26:56,552 --> 00:26:59,418
You, my friend,
get the Golden Buzzer!
584
00:27:00,513 --> 00:27:02,727
WILD CHEERING
# All the world is ours to take
585
00:27:02,752 --> 00:27:05,777
# You and me, we'll find a way
586
00:27:05,802 --> 00:27:07,958
# Oh, the wonder that awaits
587
00:27:07,983 --> 00:27:11,038
# Here we are
Forever starts... #
588
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,568
Well done.
589
00:27:17,313 --> 00:27:20,138
I knew you would, knew it.
Yeah.
590
00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:21,928
Brilliant, brilliant.
591
00:27:24,113 --> 00:27:26,038
Thanks so much, thank you so much.
592
00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:28,808
Oh, mate, brilliant.
Well done.
593
00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:30,288
It was so good.
594
00:27:30,313 --> 00:27:32,038
So good.
595
00:27:36,313 --> 00:27:37,678
Very, very good.
596
00:27:45,153 --> 00:27:47,488
I am in, like, a dream.
Thank you so much.
597
00:27:47,513 --> 00:27:50,208
I can't explain my emotion.
598
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,008
I never expect this.
599
00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:55,208
Thank you so much.
600
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:58,647
# All the world is ours to take
601
00:27:58,672 --> 00:28:01,808
# You and me, we'll find a way. #
602
00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:03,488
We'll see you in the live shows.
603
00:28:03,513 --> 00:28:05,288
Yes! Yes!
See you there.
604
00:28:05,313 --> 00:28:07,038
He deserved it.
605
00:28:09,443 --> 00:28:11,568
Come on! Bye!
Come on, come on!
606
00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:13,597
Come on, come on!
607
00:28:13,622 --> 00:28:17,008
Yeah!
Yeah!
608
00:28:17,033 --> 00:28:18,448
YES!
609
00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:21,568
You did it, you did it, you did it,
you did it, you did it.
610
00:28:21,593 --> 00:28:23,928
Thank you.
Thank you. You were brilliant.
611
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:26,808
That's brilliant.
I love him so much. I know, me, too!
612
00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,488
It's like a dream.
613
00:28:28,513 --> 00:28:32,038
I saw this in, like, YouTube,
some people got the Golden Buzzer.
614
00:28:32,063 --> 00:28:34,418
Yeah, and now it's you!
It's you!
615
00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:37,448
LAUGHTER
I'm going crazy!
616
00:28:37,473 --> 00:28:39,878
Right...
Yes!
617
00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:58,620
CHEERING
618
00:28:58,645 --> 00:29:02,061
It's so amazing here.
Like, so many people.
619
00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,141
My name is Jessica Brodin.
I'm eight years old.
620
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,931
I'm going to do a poem.
621
00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:12,931
I live with my parents,
my brothers, my sisters,
622
00:29:12,956 --> 00:29:15,981
and I have two dogs
called Ghost and Romeo.
623
00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:18,981
What would you do
if you actually won 250,000?
624
00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:23,781
Buy a zoo
with chocolate spread sandwiches.
625
00:29:23,806 --> 00:29:26,620
I like reading bedtime stories
626
00:29:26,645 --> 00:29:29,620
and I also like watching
David Attenborough.
627
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:31,461
It looks so cool!
628
00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:34,931
I want to go out there.
My favourite animal's a bunny.
629
00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:36,570
They're so cute and fluffy!
630
00:29:36,595 --> 00:29:38,341
How are you feeling
about going on there?
631
00:29:38,366 --> 00:29:39,570
Excited.
Shall we do it?
632
00:29:39,595 --> 00:29:41,541
Yes.
It's all yours, Jessica.
633
00:29:41,566 --> 00:29:43,011
Good luck. Ready?
Go!
634
00:29:51,566 --> 00:29:52,951
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
635
00:29:52,976 --> 00:29:55,161
What's your name?
My name is Jessica.
636
00:29:55,186 --> 00:29:57,640
And how old are you, Jessica?
I'm eight years old.
637
00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:01,281
Wow. And whereabouts are you from?
638
00:30:01,306 --> 00:30:04,640
I'm from Mill Hill.
CHEERING
639
00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:07,201
So, are you missing school today?
Yes!
640
00:30:07,226 --> 00:30:08,590
Yeah!
641
00:30:08,615 --> 00:30:09,801
Yes!
642
00:30:11,106 --> 00:30:13,951
Why have you come onto
Britain's Got Talent?
643
00:30:13,976 --> 00:30:17,871
My mum sent it as a joke,
and then... here I am.
644
00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:19,481
AMANDA: Aw!
645
00:30:19,506 --> 00:30:21,001
The same for me.
646
00:30:21,026 --> 00:30:23,510
LAUGHTER
647
00:30:23,535 --> 00:30:26,201
We don't know what you're gonna do,
we're all intrigued.
648
00:30:26,226 --> 00:30:28,801
So, all I will say, Jessica,
649
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:31,840
is the stage is yours,
very good luck.
650
00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,441
APPLAUSE
651
00:30:38,716 --> 00:30:42,590
Once upon a time on Jessica's Farm,
652
00:30:42,615 --> 00:30:47,201
there were lots of animals
who brought such a charm.
653
00:30:47,226 --> 00:30:51,720
But instead of a sheep,
a cow, a horse, a hen,
654
00:30:51,745 --> 00:30:56,001
there were animals there
that often escaped their pen.
655
00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:59,411
Such as a dangerous dog,
who if you entered, would bite.
656
00:30:59,436 --> 00:31:01,921
SHE BARKS REALISTICALLY
657
00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:07,361
Is that her?
Is that her?
658
00:31:07,386 --> 00:31:09,281
Is that actually coming out of her?
659
00:31:09,306 --> 00:31:12,081
CONTINUES BARKI NG
660
00:31:12,106 --> 00:31:13,760
LAUGHTER
661
00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:18,481
A terrifying T-rex,
who'd eat you on sight.
662
00:31:18,506 --> 00:31:21,720
SHE ROARS
663
00:31:21,745 --> 00:31:23,561
LAUGHTER
664
00:31:23,586 --> 00:31:25,201
That's her.
665
00:31:25,226 --> 00:31:26,590
No, she's not doing that.
666
00:31:27,696 --> 00:31:31,311
And the treacherous tiger,
who breaks eardrums when it roars.
667
00:31:31,336 --> 00:31:33,760
SHE ROARS
668
00:31:35,946 --> 00:31:37,510
It is her, isn't it?
669
00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:42,081
And the crazy cougar
that rips you open with pride.
670
00:31:42,106 --> 00:31:45,281
SHE SNARLS
671
00:31:48,256 --> 00:31:51,671
And the delightful dolphin
that tells them all where you hide.
672
00:31:51,696 --> 00:31:54,201
SHE WHISTLES AND CLICKS
673
00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:56,951
CHEERING
674
00:31:56,976 --> 00:31:58,951
That's my favourite.
675
00:32:06,506 --> 00:32:08,720
So, that was Jessica's Farm,
676
00:32:08,745 --> 00:32:12,231
where the animals DO intend
to cause you harm.
677
00:32:12,256 --> 00:32:16,161
So next time you visit,
please call ahead,
678
00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,561
or you could wind up injured,
or even...
679
00:32:18,586 --> 00:32:20,671
SHE ROARS
680
00:32:21,785 --> 00:32:24,760
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
681
00:32:24,785 --> 00:32:27,840
SONG: 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'
682
00:32:27,865 --> 00:32:29,561
Well done, Jess!
683
00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:31,281
Well done, Jessica.
684
00:32:31,306 --> 00:32:33,201
Can we hear the dolphin
one more time? I loved it.
685
00:32:33,226 --> 00:32:35,081
SHE WHISTLES AND CLICKS
686
00:32:36,615 --> 00:32:38,720
That is brilliant.
687
00:32:40,665 --> 00:32:43,840
Alesha was saying, you know,
"Are these real noises?"
688
00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:46,031
We were going, "No, she's not..."
689
00:32:46,056 --> 00:32:47,840
I actually said,
"No, she's not doing that,"
690
00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:50,031
at the beginning,
because they were that good,
691
00:32:50,056 --> 00:32:51,590
I was like,
"No, that's being played in."
692
00:32:51,615 --> 00:32:54,081
But it's really you.
CHEERING
693
00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:56,590
I don't think we've had
anyone on the show like you,
694
00:32:56,615 --> 00:32:59,121
which makes you unique.
695
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:02,481
And that's exactly what
we're looking for on this show.
696
00:33:02,506 --> 00:33:04,161
Simon is attempting the noises.
697
00:33:04,186 --> 00:33:06,361
I'm trying to judge as a dolphin.
698
00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,411
HE MOANS STRANGELY
699
00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:11,081
SHE WHISTLES
Yeah, yours is better.
700
00:33:11,106 --> 00:33:12,590
LAUGHTER
701
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:15,281
We always love —
A — to be surprised,
702
00:33:15,306 --> 00:33:17,281
and B — to have something
we've never had before.
703
00:33:17,306 --> 00:33:21,951
And it was different
and it was funny.
704
00:33:21,976 --> 00:33:25,031
So, Jessica, let me give you
your first yes.
705
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,640
It's a yes from me.
It's a yes from me.
706
00:33:29,665 --> 00:33:31,411
And as a dolphin...
707
00:33:31,436 --> 00:33:33,231
HE MOANS
708
00:33:33,256 --> 00:33:35,201
...which is yes.
709
00:33:35,226 --> 00:33:37,161
CHEERING
710
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,720
They were genuinely that good,
711
00:33:43,745 --> 00:33:46,121
I thought there's no way
that's coming from her.
712
00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:47,871
Couldn't believe that.
No.
713
00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:50,231
H00! H00! H00!
714
00:33:50,256 --> 00:33:51,871
Is she still going?
715
00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,231
H00! H00! H00! H00!
716
00:33:54,256 --> 00:33:58,281
H00! H00! H00! H00! H00! H00!
717
00:33:58,306 --> 00:34:00,390
SONG: 'Eye of the Tiger'
by Survivor
718
00:34:02,535 --> 00:34:04,510
I'm JD Anderson,
I'm from the United States,
719
00:34:04,535 --> 00:34:06,441
and I'm a world record-holding
strongman.
720
00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:10,921
I was always the biggest kid
growing up. I was huge.
721
00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:13,561
I was over two feet long
when I was born, I was 12lb.
722
00:34:13,586 --> 00:34:16,031
I mean, I don't know
what measurement you do here,
723
00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,081
but that's a lot.
724
00:34:18,106 --> 00:34:20,801
It's a real act, there's no tricks,
there's no gimmicks.
725
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:24,231
It's just head-on, hard-core,
and I just go for it.
726
00:34:24,256 --> 00:34:25,840
I'm not scared of anything.
727
00:34:28,306 --> 00:34:33,871
Today, I want Simon Cowell to say,
"Wow, you're nuts, but I loved it
728
00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:36,411
"and I want to see more."
That's the goal.
729
00:34:36,436 --> 00:34:38,121
You look pumped.
I'm pumped.
730
00:34:38,146 --> 00:34:40,311
He's pumped. He's pumped, all right!
I'm pumped up.
731
00:34:40,336 --> 00:34:42,031
That's puny.
H00!
732
00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:45,201
Listen, they're ready for you.
Oh, they are?
733
00:34:45,226 --> 00:34:47,561
CHEERING
734
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,840
All right.
Hello. How are you?
735
00:34:52,865 --> 00:34:55,051
I'm great, how are you?
Good.
736
00:34:55,076 --> 00:34:58,201
That looks like ice behind you.
It's a lot of ice.
737
00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,411
Which means I've got to
make this talk really quick,
738
00:35:00,436 --> 00:35:03,311
otherwise you won't have an act.
What's your name, please?
739
00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:05,161
My name is JD Anderson.
740
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:08,231
They call me The Iceman,
and I'm from the United States.
741
00:35:08,256 --> 00:35:09,921
CHEERING
742
00:35:11,256 --> 00:35:13,441
Why come to Britain's Got Talent?
743
00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:16,441
Britain's Got Talent
is the biggest show by far.
744
00:35:16,466 --> 00:35:18,481
AMANDA WHOOPS
745
00:35:18,506 --> 00:35:21,481
Thank you for coming over to the UK
to be on our show.
746
00:35:21,506 --> 00:35:23,871
Thank you for having me,
I'm excited to be here.
747
00:35:23,896 --> 00:35:27,231
Right, no more questions, jD.
We have an amazing audience tonight,
748
00:35:27,256 --> 00:35:30,481
and they're all rooting for you,
so good luck.
749
00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,590
Thanks so much.
750
00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:37,510
All right, here we go.
Maestro, hit the music.
751
00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:39,481
Come on, make some noise,
help me out, here we go.
752
00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:43,311
EPIC MUSIC
I've got a solid steel hammer.
753
00:35:46,976 --> 00:35:48,921
Take this just like this.
754
00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:51,031
HE GRUNTS
755
00:35:53,506 --> 00:35:57,311
Whoa!
Just like that, solid steel.
756
00:35:57,336 --> 00:36:00,361
Nnnng!
Ah! Makes you wanna do it!
757
00:36:00,386 --> 00:36:02,201
Bend your camera in half!
758
00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,760
We've got a baseball bat.
759
00:36:05,535 --> 00:36:07,720
Come on, guys, I can't hear you,
make some noise!
760
00:36:08,745 --> 00:36:11,281
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
761
00:36:15,976 --> 00:36:17,951
Get loud, let me hear you.
762
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,801
Aah!
763
00:36:19,826 --> 00:36:21,151
Ooh!
764
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,081
Here we go.
Here we go.
765
00:36:26,106 --> 00:36:27,561
Let's get the party started.
766
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,401
Put your hands together,
here we go, come on.
767
00:36:29,426 --> 00:36:31,401
ALL CLAP
768
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,001
Oh, my God.
769
00:36:43,865 --> 00:36:45,231
What the...?
770
00:36:45,256 --> 00:36:46,801
With his head!
771
00:36:46,826 --> 00:36:48,720
With his heed!
772
00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:57,281
AUDIENCE GASP
Come on!
773
00:36:57,306 --> 00:37:00,031
One more, come on, here we go.
H00! H00!
774
00:37:01,785 --> 00:37:03,561
Yeah!
775
00:37:04,665 --> 00:37:06,760
HE BREATHES HENHLY
776
00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:10,281
Oh, what?!
777
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,871
Come on, get loud, here we go!
778
00:37:16,176 --> 00:37:18,401
Is he gonna run into it?
Ooh.
779
00:37:18,426 --> 00:37:19,840
Tell me he's gonna run through it.
780
00:37:19,865 --> 00:37:21,281
H00! H00! H00!
781
00:37:30,026 --> 00:37:34,001
H00! H00! H00! H00! H00!
782
00:37:34,026 --> 00:37:36,151
H00! H00! H00!
783
00:37:36,176 --> 00:37:38,401
H00! H00! H00!
784
00:37:38,426 --> 00:37:40,151
H00! H00! H00!
785
00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,311
Don't do it, don't do it!
786
00:37:41,336 --> 00:37:43,441
A a a a a a ah!
787
00:37:45,976 --> 00:37:48,871
Aaah! Oh, my goodness!
788
00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:53,281
A a a a a a ah!
789
00:37:57,256 --> 00:38:00,401
Oh, my God!
790
00:38:00,426 --> 00:38:02,001
All right!
791
00:38:02,026 --> 00:38:03,840
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
792
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,151
MUSIC: 'Tiger'
by Katy Perry
793
00:38:08,826 --> 00:38:10,671
Yes!
794
00:38:12,336 --> 00:38:13,760
Yes!
795
00:38:17,386 --> 00:38:19,481
My gosh. Up there.
796
00:38:25,896 --> 00:38:27,561
Ah!
797
00:38:29,946 --> 00:38:31,311
That's unbelievable.
798
00:38:31,336 --> 00:38:34,201
You are stronger than the Titanic,
aren't you? Thank you.
799
00:38:34,226 --> 00:38:36,281
OK, David, what do you think?
800
00:38:36,306 --> 00:38:38,691
Well, you're very butch, dear,
aren't you? I mean...
801
00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:41,231
Oh, are you bleeding a bit
from your head? Are you OK?
802
00:38:41,256 --> 00:38:42,720
Sweet.
803
00:38:42,745 --> 00:38:44,561
You're OK with that?
I'm fine.
804
00:38:44,586 --> 00:38:48,051
I mean, it's one of those acts
you're never gonna forget.
805
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,840
It's incredible, incredible.
806
00:38:49,865 --> 00:38:52,361
Thank you. I appreciate that.
807
00:38:52,386 --> 00:38:54,231
CHEERING
808
00:38:54,256 --> 00:38:58,311
That looked so much fun!
809
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,231
Thank you.
It really did.
810
00:39:00,256 --> 00:39:02,031
Honestly, you are a legend.
811
00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:04,951
Thank you very much.
That was so entertaining.
812
00:39:07,506 --> 00:39:08,590
I loved it.
813
00:39:10,146 --> 00:39:12,561
I mean, I think
you're absolutely nuts.
814
00:39:12,586 --> 00:39:14,921
Oh, look, St John's Ambulance.
815
00:39:14,946 --> 00:39:16,760
There we are.
Awesome.
816
00:39:16,785 --> 00:39:19,051
There you go. He doesn't care.
817
00:39:19,076 --> 00:39:20,871
It's just a scratch, innit, JD?
818
00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:22,481
That's right. I don't even feel it.
819
00:39:22,506 --> 00:39:24,361
I'm just grateful to be here,
to be honest.
820
00:39:24,386 --> 00:39:27,640
I mean, hey, thank you guys so much.
That's awesome.
821
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,691
CHEERING
822
00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:33,561
This was epic.
You're like Incredible Hulk.
823
00:39:33,586 --> 00:39:35,231
So strong.
Amazing.
824
00:39:35,256 --> 00:39:38,401
We always love acts, jD,
which we've never seen before,
825
00:39:38,426 --> 00:39:41,510
and that was a difficult one
to describe to anyone.
826
00:39:41,535 --> 00:39:44,311
That was brilliant. I mean...
Yes!
827
00:39:44,336 --> 00:39:46,840
You've got a real sense
of showmanship as well, I love that.
828
00:39:46,865 --> 00:39:49,151
Thank you, I appreciate that.
People are gonna like you.
829
00:39:49,176 --> 00:39:51,640
And I'm afraid to say no anyway,
so...
830
00:39:51,665 --> 00:39:54,590
LAUGHTER
..I'm gonna be the first to say yes.
831
00:39:54,615 --> 00:39:56,840
Awesome. Thanks so much. Wow.
832
00:39:59,306 --> 00:40:01,590
That's great.
It's a yes from me.
833
00:40:03,745 --> 00:40:05,361
YES!
Yes!
834
00:40:05,386 --> 00:40:07,720
Yes!
Yes! Come on.
835
00:40:07,745 --> 00:40:11,590
You're a very naughty boy, JD,
but you are getting four yeses!
836
00:40:11,615 --> 00:40:13,441
Yes!
837
00:40:13,466 --> 00:40:15,311
# I've got the eye of the tiger
838
00:40:15,336 --> 00:40:17,760
# A fighter
Dancing through the fire... #
839
00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:19,871
Thank you so much.
840
00:40:20,865 --> 00:40:22,201
Thank you guys!
841
00:40:22,226 --> 00:40:23,921
CHEERING
842
00:40:23,946 --> 00:40:26,481
# You're gonna hear me roar. #
843
00:40:26,506 --> 00:40:27,720
Yes!
844
00:40:27,745 --> 00:40:29,281
Yes!
845
00:40:29,306 --> 00:40:31,951
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
846
00:40:31,976 --> 00:40:35,081
I loved that, I really loved that.
847
00:40:35,106 --> 00:40:36,951
Yes!
848
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:40,561
That was awesome. Well done.
That was so fun.
849
00:40:40,586 --> 00:40:44,401
When he ran and charged into that,
that was brilliant.
850
00:40:44,426 --> 00:40:46,231
He is mad.
851
00:40:46,256 --> 00:40:48,441
Yeah, baby!
852
00:40:57,654 --> 00:40:59,660
MUSIC: 'History'
by One Direction
853
00:40:59,685 --> 00:41:02,990
# You and me
Got a whole lot of history
854
00:41:03,015 --> 00:41:05,070
# We could be the greatest team... #
855
00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,579
What are you doing?
I'm doing comedy.
856
00:41:07,604 --> 00:41:09,390
What are you doing for us
on stage today?
857
00:41:09,415 --> 00:41:11,860
Well, hopefully, I'm gonna be funny.
858
00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:13,940
I'm Joey Howard, 69.
859
00:41:13,965 --> 00:41:15,780
You're not, are ya?
Yes, I am.
860
00:41:15,805 --> 00:41:18,769
Where you from? Yorkshire, Barnsley,
bread and buttered.
861
00:41:18,794 --> 00:41:21,040
# We can make it
You know it, you know... #
862
00:41:21,065 --> 00:41:23,709
My name is Ben Nick less,
I am 40 years old,
863
00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:26,709
and I'm a variety entertainer
from Lancashire.
864
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,270
I've been performing now
for 20 years.
865
00:41:29,295 --> 00:41:32,220
As a gigging comedian
for the last 35 years,
866
00:41:32,245 --> 00:41:33,749
I've worked all the clubs.
867
00:41:33,774 --> 00:41:35,470
I've done pantomime.
Cruises.
868
00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:36,910
Holiday parks.
Cabarets.
869
00:41:36,935 --> 00:41:39,110
Hotels.
Etc, etc.
870
00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:41,499
You know,
anywhere where there's a crowd.
871
00:41:41,524 --> 00:41:44,749
There's nothing nicer
than making people laugh.
872
00:41:44,774 --> 00:41:48,070
Putting smiles on people's faces
is just the best job in the world.
873
00:41:48,095 --> 00:41:50,190
Good luck, joey.
Have fun out there.
874
00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:54,350
Wahey!
875
00:41:55,575 --> 00:41:58,470
Hooray!
876
00:41:58,495 --> 00:42:01,470
Hello. Hello.
Who are you?
877
00:42:01,495 --> 00:42:04,470
Why, Joseph Jose Manuel Howardo.
878
00:42:04,495 --> 00:42:06,709
And is that what
you were christened with?
879
00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,860
No, I'm from Yorkshire in Barnsley,
really.
880
00:42:08,885 --> 00:42:11,140
LAUGHTER
881
00:42:11,165 --> 00:42:13,470
But how long have you been
doing what you're doing?
882
00:42:13,495 --> 00:42:15,709
All my life.
And what's the dream?
883
00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:21,190
After all the years of doing this,
to be here, stood on this spot,
884
00:42:21,215 --> 00:42:23,350
where Sinatra worked,
885
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,499
Judy Garland, Pavarotti,
886
00:42:25,524 --> 00:42:27,550
marvellous, in't it?
887
00:42:27,575 --> 00:42:29,780
ALL: Aw!
888
00:42:32,575 --> 00:42:34,940
Good luck, darling.
APPLAUSE
889
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:38,829
Ladies and gentlemen, this evening,
890
00:42:38,854 --> 00:42:41,070
I'm gonna perform for you,
from Japan...
891
00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:42,940
FLOURISH OF JAPANESE MUSIC
892
00:42:42,965 --> 00:42:45,300
...the Japanese art of ori...
893
00:42:45,325 --> 00:42:47,780
SILENCE
894
00:42:47,805 --> 00:42:49,350
Origami!
895
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:50,940
YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Origami!
896
00:42:50,965 --> 00:42:54,190
Come on, I know you're out there,
I can hear you breathing.
897
00:42:56,095 --> 00:43:00,110
So, ladies and gentlemen,
Japanese paper folding.
898
00:43:00,135 --> 00:43:01,629
Hit me!
899
00:43:01,654 --> 00:43:04,430
MUSIC: 'Tea For Two Cha Cha'
by Tommy Dorsey
900
00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:11,430
LIGHT LAUGHTER
901
00:43:23,854 --> 00:43:26,350
HE GIGGLES
902
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:27,780
It was wobbling.
903
00:43:29,604 --> 00:43:31,110
Oh, come on!
904
00:43:31,135 --> 00:43:34,579
So, ladies and gentlemen,
because that went down so well,
905
00:43:34,604 --> 00:43:37,070
hit me!
906
00:43:37,095 --> 00:43:40,500
MUSIC: 'Wipe-out'
by The Surf arts
907
00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:51,080
DRUM SOLO
908
00:44:03,055 --> 00:44:05,589
AUDIENCE: Aw!
909
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:08,509
What a shame.
I liked him.
910
00:44:10,145 --> 00:44:12,030
I couldn't hear the music,
I'm sorry.
911
00:44:12,055 --> 00:44:14,280
You were lucky.
LAUGHTER
912
00:44:14,305 --> 00:44:15,560
AMANDA: David?
913
00:44:15,585 --> 00:44:17,759
I like you, JOEY-
914
00:44:17,784 --> 00:44:21,950
But I don't think it was your night
tonight, and I'm sorry.
915
00:44:21,975 --> 00:44:22,920
OK.
916
00:44:22,945 --> 00:44:25,310
You are very charismatic,
very likeable.
917
00:44:25,335 --> 00:44:27,759
My only note would be,
you know, like,
918
00:44:27,784 --> 00:44:31,360
for example, the newspaper,
it was a lot of faffing around
919
00:44:31,385 --> 00:44:34,280
for not much of a payoff, you know?
SIMON: Faffing, yes.
920
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:35,639
It's no problem.
921
00:44:35,664 --> 00:44:39,040
I appreciate that audiences
absolutely love you.
922
00:44:39,065 --> 00:44:40,280
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
923
00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:42,480
Because you're really likeable,
very funny.
924
00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:44,430
But it just doesn't feel
fresh enough
925
00:44:44,455 --> 00:44:46,230
for the Royal Variety
at the moment, I think.
926
00:44:46,255 --> 00:44:47,280
OK.
927
00:44:47,305 --> 00:44:49,480
OK, so, it's a no from me.
928
00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,870
Amanda?
It's a no from me.
929
00:44:50,895 --> 00:44:52,920
Alesha?
Sorry, it's a no today.
930
00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:54,400
David?
I'm sorry, it's a no.
931
00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:55,920
No problem. OK!
932
00:44:55,945 --> 00:44:59,150
APPLAUSE
933
00:44:59,175 --> 00:45:00,790
Back to the clubs, then!
934
00:45:00,815 --> 00:45:03,310
LAUGHTER
Aw!
935
00:45:06,534 --> 00:45:08,280
Oh, bless him.
Aw.
936
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:09,950
So, what's next?
937
00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:11,920
DEC: How are you?
938
00:45:11,945 --> 00:45:15,589
I'm nervous...
is the answer there, yeah.
939
00:45:15,614 --> 00:45:17,080
They're ready, if you are.
940
00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:18,200
Yeah.
941
00:45:18,225 --> 00:45:20,639
LAUGHTER
Are you sure?
942
00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:22,589
You know when you think,
"What you doing here?"
943
00:45:22,614 --> 00:45:24,589
It's one of those moments.
Is it one of them?
944
00:45:24,614 --> 00:45:26,790
Yeah, but... You're waiting
for me, then, aren't you?
945
00:45:26,815 --> 00:45:28,759
Yeah, waiting for you.
OK, right. Shall we do it?
946
00:45:28,784 --> 00:45:31,779
In your own time. Thank you, lads.
Whenever you want. Good luck.
947
00:45:31,804 --> 00:45:34,609
CHEERING
948
00:45:36,725 --> 00:45:39,890
ALESHA: Hello. What's your name?
949
00:45:39,915 --> 00:45:41,420
Ben Nick less.
950
00:45:41,445 --> 00:45:44,020
And where are you from?
Lancashire.
951
00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:45,779
CHEERING
952
00:45:45,804 --> 00:45:47,450
Ben, you have a family?
953
00:45:47,475 --> 00:45:49,300
I've got a wife.
954
00:45:49,325 --> 00:45:51,500
What does she think about this?
Erm...
955
00:45:51,525 --> 00:45:53,450
She's the one
that's made me come for this.
956
00:45:53,475 --> 00:45:55,220
She would be here today,
but I just said,
957
00:45:55,245 --> 00:45:57,020
"I am just too nervous."
958
00:46:00,915 --> 00:46:04,250
And what's the big dream for you?
959
00:46:04,275 --> 00:46:07,380
I mean, how would it feel to perform
at the Royal Variety Show?
960
00:46:07,405 --> 00:46:11,420
It'd be... best night of my life,
dream come true.
961
00:46:11,445 --> 00:46:13,739
I started off 20 years ago.
962
00:46:13,764 --> 00:46:15,779
I've always wanted to play
the London Palladium,
963
00:46:15,804 --> 00:46:18,529
put a smile on everyone's faces,
you know, so...
964
00:46:18,554 --> 00:46:20,380
APPLAUSE
965
00:46:22,195 --> 00:46:24,420
So this is massive.
966
00:46:24,445 --> 00:46:25,859
OK, Ben, good luck.
967
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:27,580
Thank you very much.
968
00:46:32,445 --> 00:46:35,100
So, as I just said,
I've been doing this for 20 years.
969
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,529
During lockdown, obviously,
all the work stopped.
970
00:46:37,554 --> 00:46:39,739
And I wanted to learn a new trade.
971
00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:41,450
So I've been working
on ventriloquism,
972
00:46:41,475 --> 00:46:43,380
and I think I've mastered it,
973
00:46:43,405 --> 00:46:45,580
so I'd like to try it out here
for you tonight.
974
00:46:45,605 --> 00:46:48,220
So here we go, bit of ventriloquism.
CHEERING
975
00:46:48,245 --> 00:46:50,739
This is Grandad.
Everyone say, "Hello, Grandad."
976
00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:52,330
AUDIENCE: Hello, Grandad!
977
00:46:52,355 --> 00:46:53,890
You gonna say hello back?
978
00:46:53,915 --> 00:46:55,659
No?
979
00:46:55,684 --> 00:46:57,810
Why? Eh?
980
00:46:57,835 --> 00:46:59,690
You what? Oh.
981
00:46:59,715 --> 00:47:03,500
He says cos we're not
two metres apart,
982
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:07,100
he would prefer it
if I would wear my mask.
983
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:10,220
LAUGHTER
984
00:47:12,275 --> 00:47:13,940
Is that better?
985
00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:16,300
Yeah, that's much better, that!
986
00:47:16,325 --> 00:47:17,810
APPLAUSE
987
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,500
That's all I do with that.
988
00:47:22,804 --> 00:47:25,220
But I'm probably giving you
the wrong impression.
989
00:47:25,245 --> 00:47:27,140
I wanted to leave
with the right impression,
990
00:47:27,165 --> 00:47:31,330
so I'm going to attempt for you now
20 impressions in 60 seconds,
991
00:47:31,355 --> 00:47:32,859
which...
992
00:47:34,475 --> 00:47:36,330
...is very hard to do.
993
00:47:36,355 --> 00:47:39,300
So, whoever they sound like,
that's who it is.
994
00:47:39,325 --> 00:47:40,810
SHE LAUGHS
995
00:47:40,835 --> 00:47:43,300
Can we have 60 seconds on the clock,
please?
996
00:47:47,835 --> 00:47:49,659
I am Morgan Freeman.
997
00:47:49,684 --> 00:47:52,250
LAUGHTER
998
00:47:52,275 --> 00:47:55,300
I gotta say, I should still be
President of the United States.
999
00:47:55,325 --> 00:47:56,609
LAUGHTER
1000
00:47:56,634 --> 00:47:58,020
Oh, I say.
1001
00:47:58,045 --> 00:48:00,300
Hey! Sophie! Rosie!
1002
00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:01,659
LAUGHTER
1003
00:48:02,995 --> 00:48:04,450
Hey, Homey, where are you?
1004
00:48:06,525 --> 00:48:08,500
Mmm, nice beer, doughnuts.
1005
00:48:08,525 --> 00:48:10,420
LAUGHTER
1006
00:48:10,445 --> 00:48:13,450
Hey, hey, hey! Hiya, kids!
DOES KRUSTY LAUGH
1007
00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,859
LAUGHTER
1008
00:48:14,884 --> 00:48:17,890
The Scouse comedian,
you can't understand what he says.
1009
00:48:17,915 --> 00:48:20,500
LAUGHTER
1010
00:48:20,525 --> 00:48:23,140
Absolutely fantastic, triffic.
1011
00:48:23,165 --> 00:48:25,020
Oh, yes, I'm a chatty man!
1012
00:48:27,355 --> 00:48:29,250
Oh, Mother, you vile woman.
1013
00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:31,890
Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy, all right!
1014
00:48:31,915 --> 00:48:33,810
Basically, Michael, you know this,
1015
00:48:33,835 --> 00:48:35,580
you know this, I know this,
you know this.
1016
00:48:35,605 --> 00:48:37,739
ANT LAUGHS
1017
00:48:37,764 --> 00:48:38,940
SQUEAKILY: Oh, my God!
1018
00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:40,859
LAUGHTER
1019
00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:44,020
Celebrity Juice, roll VT.
1020
00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:46,140
Sharon!
1021
00:48:47,245 --> 00:48:49,859
Cracking cheese, Gromit!
1022
00:48:51,045 --> 00:48:52,779
Oh, you know, we like to party.
1023
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,450
SIMON LAUGHS
1024
00:48:55,995 --> 00:48:58,739
And here we have
the most peculiar creature.
1025
00:48:58,764 --> 00:49:02,170
Oh, Scooby Snacks, hee-hee-hee-hee!
Scooby Dooby D00!
1026
00:49:02,195 --> 00:49:04,659
That was brilliant.
APPLAUSE
1027
00:49:04,684 --> 00:49:06,989
Very good.
Whoo!
1028
00:49:08,325 --> 00:49:10,409
Well done, well done.
1029
00:49:11,995 --> 00:49:13,810
Genuinely,
1030
00:49:13,835 --> 00:49:17,300
this is the best night of my life.
And as Take That would say,
1031
00:49:17,325 --> 00:49:19,500
this is the "greatest day"
of my life.
1032
00:49:19,525 --> 00:49:23,380
Let's do it.
Starting off with Gary Barlow.
1033
00:49:23,405 --> 00:49:25,810
HE DRAWLS: Hey, all right?
1034
00:49:25,835 --> 00:49:28,690
LAUGHTER,
MUSIC STARTS
1035
00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:31,300
# Today, this could be
1036
00:49:31,325 --> 00:49:34,810
# The greatest day of our lives
1037
00:49:36,045 --> 00:49:38,380
AS MARK OWEN: # Stay close to me
1038
00:49:40,965 --> 00:49:43,050
# Stay close to me
1039
00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:45,940
#Oh
1040
00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,779
AS GARY BARLOW: # The greatest
1041
00:49:48,804 --> 00:49:52,050
# Day of our
1042
00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:56,420
# Lives! #
1043
00:49:56,445 --> 00:49:58,380
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1044
00:49:58,405 --> 00:50:04,020
# We will go
From this day on
1045
00:50:04,045 --> 00:50:07,529
# Take this world
And make it ours... #
1046
00:50:07,554 --> 00:50:09,220
Very good. Well done, Ben.
1047
00:50:09,245 --> 00:50:12,330
# You and I
1048
00:50:12,355 --> 00:50:14,859
# All life long
1049
00:50:14,884 --> 00:50:17,170
# We'll take this world
1050
00:50:17,195 --> 00:50:19,380
# From this day on... #
1051
00:50:19,405 --> 00:50:21,100
Oh, well done, Ben.
1052
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,970
Thank you.
David, what did you think?
1053
00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:24,859
It doesn't matter what we think,
1054
00:50:24,884 --> 00:50:28,170
because you can hear
how funny Ben is.
1055
00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:30,779
CHEERING
1056
00:50:30,804 --> 00:50:32,380
Whoo!
1057
00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:34,940
You know, talk about storming it,
that was incredible,
1058
00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:36,890
it was like a hurricane of comedy.
1059
00:50:38,534 --> 00:50:41,280
I take my hat off to you, Ben.
You're a real talent.
1060
00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:42,790
Thank you so much.
1061
00:50:42,815 --> 00:50:45,120
You're so quick.
I don't know how you do it.
1062
00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:48,150
It just worked perfectly
and it's an absolute pleasure
1063
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:50,310
and an hon our to have you
on the show, to be honest.
1064
00:50:50,335 --> 00:50:51,950
It was brilliant, well done.
1065
00:50:55,225 --> 00:50:58,589
A lot of people take a long time to
get to the joke or get to the point,
1066
00:50:58,614 --> 00:51:01,589
and you made sure that it landed
and it was fast-paced,
1067
00:51:01,614 --> 00:51:03,560
and it kept us engaged
and entertained
1068
00:51:03,585 --> 00:51:06,000
and laughing the whole way,
so it was a brilliant audition.
1069
00:51:06,025 --> 00:51:08,310
Thank you very much, thank you.
Well done.
1070
00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:10,639
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1071
00:51:10,664 --> 00:51:12,509
I didn't like the beginning
of the audition,
1072
00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:14,400
and then when you got to
the second half,
1073
00:51:14,425 --> 00:51:16,230
then I got it, and I thought,
1074
00:51:16,255 --> 00:51:18,430
"Yeah, this is a really,
really good audition."
1075
00:51:18,455 --> 00:51:21,759
And you know what,
I really felt your emotion
1076
00:51:21,784 --> 00:51:25,040
when you told us about the 20 years
and what this means to you,
1077
00:51:25,065 --> 00:51:26,670
it was very sincere,
1078
00:51:26,695 --> 00:51:31,759
and I felt a real energy
from the audience behind me,
1079
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,639
that they were supporting you,
liked you,
1080
00:51:34,664 --> 00:51:36,639
wanted you to do well.
1081
00:51:36,664 --> 00:51:39,400
So it was a really,
really good audition.
1082
00:51:42,945 --> 00:51:45,040
I will kick this off
with a very easy yes.
1083
00:51:46,614 --> 00:51:48,920
You deserve this.
It's a yes from me.
1084
00:51:48,945 --> 00:51:50,400
Thank you.
1085
00:51:50,425 --> 00:51:51,719
It's a yes from me.
1086
00:51:53,335 --> 00:51:55,480
You've got three yeses.
1087
00:51:55,505 --> 00:51:57,070
However...
1088
00:51:58,455 --> 00:52:02,120
...now you have four yeses
on Britain's Got Talent.
1089
00:52:02,145 --> 00:52:03,920
Thank you.
1090
00:52:03,945 --> 00:52:05,400
Well done.
1091
00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:06,680
Thank you.
1092
00:52:06,705 --> 00:52:09,400
# From this day on
1093
00:52:09,425 --> 00:52:11,680
# Take this world
1094
00:52:11,705 --> 00:52:14,839
# And make it ours
1095
00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:17,790
# You and I
1096
00:52:17,815 --> 00:52:20,150
# All life long
1097
00:52:20,175 --> 00:52:22,950
# We'll take this world
1098
00:52:22,975 --> 00:52:24,719
# From this day on. #
1099
00:52:24,744 --> 00:52:25,870
AMANDA: Really good.
Yeah.
1100
00:52:25,895 --> 00:52:27,230
Nice 9U)!-
1101
00:52:27,255 --> 00:52:29,430
Well done. I'm thrilled for you.
Thank you so much.
1102
00:52:29,455 --> 00:52:31,639
You deserved four yeses.
It means the world.
1103
00:52:31,664 --> 00:52:34,560
You'll be buzzing all the way home,
won't you? Oh, I will be.
1104
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:36,509
So good.
I loved him.
1105
00:52:36,534 --> 00:52:38,639
Yeah.
I mean, hilarious.
1106
00:52:42,695 --> 00:52:44,518
ANT: It's competition time,
and here's another chance to win
1107
00:52:47,423 --> 00:52:49,398
# Ain't no mountain high enough
1108
00:52:49,423 --> 00:52:52,398
# No valley low enough
1109
00:52:52,423 --> 00:52:53,957
# No river wide enough... #
1110
00:52:53,982 --> 00:52:57,488
It is wonderful how everyone's
coming on the show this year.
1111
00:52:57,513 --> 00:52:59,678
It's like there's an outpouring
of people
1112
00:52:59,703 --> 00:53:02,478
who just are feeling extra brave
cos of everything else.
1113
00:53:02,503 --> 00:53:03,648
Oh, incredible.
1114
00:53:06,753 --> 00:53:08,518
We are The Front line Singers.
1115
00:53:08,543 --> 00:53:11,957
We're made up of nurses,
teachers, paramedics.
1116
00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:15,678
The pandemic was the hardest time
in my career.
1117
00:53:15,703 --> 00:53:20,238
How much hope has it give us, this,
and how much of a distraction? Yeah.
1118
00:53:20,263 --> 00:53:23,728
Music's like therapy.
just coming and singing together,
1119
00:53:23,753 --> 00:53:25,728
it made me forget, almost.
1120
00:53:27,312 --> 00:53:29,037
How are you?
ALL: Great!
1121
00:53:29,062 --> 00:53:31,238
Nobody's called you, have they?
No, love, no!
1122
00:53:31,263 --> 00:53:33,878
How we feeling?
A mixture of emotions.
1123
00:53:33,903 --> 00:53:36,598
Absolutely.
Actually, the word is privileged.
1124
00:53:36,623 --> 00:53:39,518
Yeah.
Well, I think we're the privileged.
1125
00:53:39,543 --> 00:53:41,238
Listen, they're ready,
if you're ready.
1126
00:53:41,263 --> 00:53:42,518
Shall we do it?
Let's do it.
1127
00:53:42,543 --> 00:53:44,728
It's all yours.
The very best of luck.
1128
00:53:44,753 --> 00:53:46,488
Have fun out there. Enjoy.
1129
00:53:46,513 --> 00:53:49,518
APPLAUSE
1130
00:53:49,543 --> 00:53:53,568
# Ain't no mountain high enough
1131
00:53:53,593 --> 00:53:56,287
# Ain't no river long enough
1132
00:53:56,312 --> 00:53:58,448
# To keep me from you. #
1133
00:54:00,473 --> 00:54:03,368
Hi, there. Who have we got here?
1134
00:54:03,393 --> 00:54:06,131
We are The Front line Singers.
Oh, my goodness.
1135
00:54:06,156 --> 00:54:08,030
So, what have we got,
nurses and paramedics?
1136
00:54:08,055 --> 00:54:10,200
Nurses, police officers,
1137
00:54:10,225 --> 00:54:13,200
paramedics, teachers, physios,
1138
00:54:13,225 --> 00:54:15,001
and some theatre performers
1139
00:54:15,026 --> 00:54:17,150
who got jobs on the front line
during the pandemic.
1140
00:54:17,175 --> 00:54:19,280
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1141
00:54:23,746 --> 00:54:26,561
OK, so tell me
how it all came about.
1142
00:54:26,586 --> 00:54:28,921
My daughter, Gina,
1143
00:54:28,946 --> 00:54:31,080
and her partner, James,
1144
00:54:31,105 --> 00:54:33,441
they're musical theatre writers,
1145
00:54:33,466 --> 00:54:37,391
and they wanted to write a song
that would bring hope,
1146
00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:41,751
unity, just something positive
out of what we've been through.
1147
00:54:41,776 --> 00:54:44,200
It's fantastic that we can
be part of it, thank you.
1148
00:54:44,225 --> 00:54:46,111
Thank you.
1149
00:54:55,336 --> 00:54:58,231
MUSIC STARTS
1150
00:55:08,586 --> 00:55:11,511
# We never know
1151
00:55:11,536 --> 00:55:16,801
# What life will throw our way
1152
00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:24,150
# But if we stand
As one
1153
00:55:24,175 --> 00:55:28,200
# We'll get through each day
1154
00:55:28,225 --> 00:55:30,871
# In the dark, look tonight
1155
00:55:30,896 --> 00:55:34,111
# You will see a burning light
1156
00:55:34,136 --> 00:55:36,950
# It shines from the love
1157
00:55:36,975 --> 00:55:39,150
# In windows below
1158
00:55:39,175 --> 00:55:41,841
# Where every boy, every girl
1159
00:55:41,866 --> 00:55:44,481
# Living in this strange old world
1160
00:55:44,506 --> 00:55:50,280
# Will see the best that we can be
1161
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:55,921
# And they will learn
From you and me
1162
00:55:55,946 --> 00:55:58,921
# In the dark, look tonight
1163
00:55:58,946 --> 00:56:01,441
# You will our see a burning light
1164
00:56:01,466 --> 00:56:04,871
# It shines from the love
1165
00:56:04,896 --> 00:56:07,080
# In windows below
1166
00:56:07,105 --> 00:56:10,150
# Where every boy, every girl
1167
00:56:10,175 --> 00:56:12,841
# Living in this strange old world
1168
00:56:12,866 --> 00:56:18,871
# Will see the best that we can be
1169
00:56:18,896 --> 00:56:22,591
# And they will learn
From you and me
1170
00:56:22,616 --> 00:56:25,311
# But through our pain
And lack of immunity
1171
00:56:25,336 --> 00:56:28,200
# We rediscovered
Our sense of community
1172
00:56:28,225 --> 00:56:30,721
# Out of the pivotal
Miracle of technology
1173
00:56:30,746 --> 00:56:33,311
# Connected now by new ideology
1174
00:56:33,336 --> 00:56:35,591
# We left behind
The polluting and commuting
1175
00:56:35,616 --> 00:56:39,150
# And we spent our time working out
Where we should really draw the line
1176
00:56:39,175 --> 00:56:41,001
# What's important and what's not
1177
00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:43,311
# And every day we live
Holding onto what we got
1178
00:56:43,336 --> 00:56:46,030
# In the dark, look tonight
1179
00:56:46,055 --> 00:56:48,871
# You will our see a burning light
1180
00:56:48,896 --> 00:56:51,921
# It shines from the love
1181
00:56:51,946 --> 00:56:54,481
# In windows below
1182
00:56:54,506 --> 00:56:57,001
# Where every boy, every girl
1183
00:56:57,026 --> 00:56:59,871
# Living in this strange old world
1184
00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:05,591
# Will see the best that we can be
1185
00:57:05,616 --> 00:57:10,841
# And they will learn from you
1186
00:57:10,866 --> 00:57:14,231
# Every boy, every girl
1187
00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:17,841
# Living in this strange old world
1188
00:57:17,866 --> 00:57:19,751
# Will see the best
1189
00:57:19,776 --> 00:57:24,841
# That we can be
1190
00:57:24,866 --> 00:57:27,751
# And they will learn
1191
00:57:27,776 --> 00:57:31,671
# From you
1192
00:57:31,696 --> 00:57:35,311
# And me. #
1193
00:57:40,026 --> 00:57:42,801
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1194
00:57:44,536 --> 00:57:46,561
Wow.
1195
00:57:46,586 --> 00:57:48,481
SONG: 'Fm You'
1196
00:57:57,776 --> 00:58:03,841
# Tears stream down your face
1197
00:58:03,866 --> 00:58:10,751
# I promise you
I will learn from my mistakes
1198
00:58:10,776 --> 00:58:16,200
# Tears stream down your face
1199
00:58:16,225 --> 00:58:18,511
# And I... #
1200
00:58:25,225 --> 00:58:26,791
Oh, my goodness.
1201
00:58:26,816 --> 00:58:29,001
Well done. Alesha?
1202
00:58:29,026 --> 00:58:31,200
Oh, don't cry,
you're gonna set me off.
1203
00:58:31,225 --> 00:58:34,150
Sorry, sorry!
LAUGHTER
1204
00:58:34,175 --> 00:58:37,200
I found that really moving,
actually. I really did.
1205
00:58:37,225 --> 00:58:39,721
I hung onto every single word
that you sang.
1206
00:58:39,746 --> 00:58:41,921
It was so poignant, so lovely,
1207
00:58:41,946 --> 00:58:46,481
and we are in debt to you
for your services, yes, we are.
1208
00:58:46,506 --> 00:58:50,111
And, yeah, it was very touching.
Thank you so much.
1209
00:58:50,136 --> 00:58:53,080
APPLAUSE
1210
00:58:55,586 --> 00:58:59,561
Yes, I mean, it was just
the perfect marriage
1211
00:58:59,586 --> 00:59:02,200
between incredible things
you've done for us all
1212
00:59:02,225 --> 00:59:05,311
and this wonderful song.
1213
00:59:05,336 --> 00:59:08,561
It was just an amazing moment.
1214
00:59:13,746 --> 00:59:16,481
It's just wonderful that we can
be part of it all, really,
1215
00:59:16,506 --> 00:59:20,671
and that you get this moment,
cos it was tremendous.
1216
00:59:20,696 --> 00:59:22,080
Thank you very much.
1217
00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:23,591
Thank you.
1218
00:59:26,055 --> 00:59:29,251
What we've gone through,
the last two years, it's surreal.
1219
00:59:29,276 --> 00:59:33,411
And then out of it
comes moments like this.
1220
00:59:34,556 --> 00:59:37,581
It gives us a chance
to say thank you to all of you,
1221
00:59:37,606 --> 00:59:41,331
because it's people like yourselves
who protected, you know, all of us.
1222
00:59:43,156 --> 00:59:45,170
We have good times ahead, I think.
1223
00:59:45,195 --> 00:59:48,811
Well, you know what happens next.
David?
1224
00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:50,251
I'm saying yes.
1225
00:59:50,276 --> 00:59:52,941
Alesha?
I'm saying yes.
1226
00:59:52,966 --> 00:59:55,100
Oh, yes, obviously, yes.
1227
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,970
And now you've got four yeses.
1228
00:59:56,995 --> 00:59:59,131
Congratulations.
CHEERING
1229
00:59:59,156 --> 01:00:03,861
# Tears stream down your face
1230
01:00:03,886 --> 01:00:08,661
# I promise you
I will learn from my mistakes... #
1231
01:00:11,886 --> 01:00:13,300
# Tears stream... #
1232
01:00:13,325 --> 01:00:15,021
SIMON: Well done.
1233
01:00:15,046 --> 01:00:17,170
# Down your face
1234
01:00:17,195 --> 01:00:19,661
# And I... #
1235
01:00:23,796 --> 01:00:25,461
They did so well.
1236
01:00:25,486 --> 01:00:30,331
Hey, that was
such a special performance.
1237
01:00:30,356 --> 01:00:32,941
Honestly, it was emotional,
it was moving.
1238
01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:35,100
Today was a good day.
1239
01:00:35,125 --> 01:00:36,741
HE SOBS
1240
01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:38,891
ANT: Thank you. Thanks again.
1241
01:00:38,916 --> 01:00:42,771
# And I will try
1242
01:00:42,796 --> 01:00:45,220
# To fix you. #
1243
01:00:47,636 --> 01:00:50,411
JAUNTY MUSIC
1244
01:00:53,276 --> 01:00:55,661
Don't try that at home!
Get off!
1245
01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:57,891
Argh!
BUZZER
1246
01:00:59,276 --> 01:01:02,131
It was just like being
at the most incredible party.
1247
01:01:03,995 --> 01:01:05,100
David's gonna love this!
1248
01:01:07,916 --> 01:01:10,021
AMANDA LAUGHS
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SIMON: That's how you do it.
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