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The following program contains
strong language and adult humour.
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We can look after Anthony.
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That would be amazing.
What are you doing?
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If you're in with the kid,
you're in with the mum.
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Hope he wasn't any trouble.
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Trouble?
That man...he was on fire.
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Sorry Jo!
In.
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Where's Maleek?
Maleek's gone.
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There was a recall
at the twat factory.
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I've come to take you back too.
Wha-?
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Now, we had a serious
complaint about you two, Wendy.
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Can you guess what it is?
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No...?
Nothing comes to mind?
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Umm is it about the um... the kid..
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and the fire...?
Hey? What kid? What fire?
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Oh noth-
Course it's the kid and the fire!
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Anyway, now I have to
observe you on shift.
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To report back if you're thick
and dangerous,
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or if it's just Maleek.
Well, we were both involved...
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Don't try to defend him Wendy. He's
hardly welcomed you with open arms.
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OK he's not
a touchy feely sort of person.
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But if I want a hug,
I just hug the stretcher.
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Totally normal.
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What have you done with Maleek?
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Move! NEE NAW, NEW NAW!
Thank you, nee naw!
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It's alright mate.
Don't worry, I'm here now.
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You know what, give me a minute...
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Wenders! Mental driving!
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Haven't driven on blues for a while.
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358 Lima Charlie on scene.
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Found the bleed, stab
wound to the abdomen.
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Nice to see you too Lozza!
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He's bleeding out...
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Well let's keep pressure on the
wound then eh? Bit less chat?
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Lovely of you to join us Maleek.
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Lucky for you, Wendy drives like
an absolute bastard.
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Ah, so you're driving now?
Just jumping in my grave?
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Bet the steering wheel
wasn't even cold.
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Sorry about bike duty.
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What you sorry about? This is lit.
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I'm finally where I belong,
on the streets,
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not cooped up in some metal cage.
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Plus I can cancel my
gym membership now.
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You go to the gym...?
Yes.
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Right.
I'm sorry you took
the blame for Anthony.
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It's okay. I'm not a
snitch. I'm ride or die.
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But gangster to gangster,
you owe me, big time.
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BULLSHIT! Wendy, he tried to
blame it all on you.
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Did I even say which
blonde lady in her late 50's?
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No, no I didn't! Don't be like them
Jo. Snitches. Snitches!
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Okay, what have you got for me?
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Yousef, 46, found alone,
unresponsive in his flat.
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I didn't ask for his dating profile.
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He has a large
swelling in the neck and umm-
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Is everything ok? Do you
need a choccy biccy?
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No! And er, he was coughing up
blood- I think he could be-
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Shush everyone, the paramedic
wants to diagnose the patient!
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Sorry, wait, I've got to ask.
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Are you two related?
We all look the same to you,
is that it?
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No, god, no I didn't mean um-
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Yes we're twins, now can we get
back to the dying patient please?
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I think it could be TB.
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Wrong. I'll take it from here.
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You stick to Deliveroo-ing
the bodies, okay?
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Let's go. Triage 2.
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So are you two close?
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070, you've got a fainter in
the park.
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I think you guys can take it?
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Dad, what the hell!
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Are you a paper boy now?
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No. It's a promotion. Yeah?
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Elite zero-emissions task force.
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What next, roller skates?
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Ha ha. Look I gotta go.
Look at you already trying
to leave your father
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I'm at work.
So where's the small white lady?
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I'm solo now. Off the leash.
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She left you?
Left who?
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No one can't leave me.
If anything I left her.
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Ah. Don't worry son,
you've come to the right man.
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I know what women want.
Women like gifts.
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So?
So, I need you to take
this to your mother.
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Dad what the-
You've already used it man!
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Just two small small scoops, smooth
it over and give it to her?
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Or is it too much for you?
How am I supposed to-?
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Now you want to ask questions? Are
you not in a rush? Go then.
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Bye, dad.
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Oh, Loz. Umm, yeah, I'm going to
this craft beer night tonight...
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Ah. I love a craft beer.
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That's weird,
I had absolutely no idea.
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What? Lawrence is always on
about the craft scene.
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All those IPA stickers on
his locker?
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And you gave me Easter off for
that festival, remember?
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Yeah... I'm a busy professional
Lawrence, not a stalker!
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It's not like I remember every word
you say, looking for clues to
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the secret of your soul!
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Right...
But if you'd like to come, it's a
free country, I can't stop you.
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The thing is, well-
Chill out it's not a date mate.
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Unless, I mean...
I can't tonight.
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I'm finally sorting
through Karen's old clothes.
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Maybe you don't need to
throw them away just yet...?
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No, I've put it off too long.
Yeah, chuck em.
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Or you could make them
into a memory blanket.
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A what?
I made one out of our scrubs from
our first shift together.
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Mate! You didn't?
Mate. I did.
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What's going on, Dave? Alright.
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Mandem, yo biker boy- Shit!
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Sorry!
What the hell?
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Ah, what the flip, man?
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That puddle.
Fuck sake, the kit is everywhere.
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...sake. That's annoying.
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Nice to meet you guys, though.
Good day for it.
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Good day to some lives.
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Good day to keep the
heart rate pulsing.
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Oh.
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It's also Calippo time.
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Alright. Keep your hair on, no
crying. I got another one.
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Who wants it? Who wants it?
Who wants it?
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I thought it was lame too when my
old partner suggested it, but
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it's actually great. Paramedic fuel.
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No, it's a reductive sugar, which is
going to dehydrate you the minute
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you start pedalling, which will
reduce your performance on the job.
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Oh. Well guess who gets to have 2.
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Ah. Fresh.
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So you and Lawrence.
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What's going on?
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I mean I saw what happened...
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The excellent communication by the
best paramedics on the job?
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All I'll say is, you have
a lot going for you Jo.
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You don't need to wait for
some man to notice you.
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Wait?
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What? You think I fancy Lawrence?
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Eurgh.
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I don't even want to be noticed.
That's why I love camo.
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So you won't mind me coming to the
craft beer thingy-majig with
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you tonight, then?
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I'm actually thinking of not going
now, Wendy, so.
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Because Lawrence isn't going?
No, idiot!
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Sh- Sorry Wendy! Sorry Wendy!
Are you alight?
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Let's do it, if you think
you can keep up.
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Destination lash-town. No
stragglers.
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Right.
Yeah.
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You don't need to worry about me
when it comes to boozing.
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My Facebook pic's a sign that says
Keep Calm and Prosecco!
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My cock just shrunk.
Never say that again.
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Dunno, I thought London
would be different.
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You know, a chance to meet
exciting people.
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I don't even know my neighbours.
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Sometimes, I time putting out the
bins in the morning
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so that I can give them a friendly
little smile.
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But when I do they look at me like
I'm some sort of cuckoo,
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deranged person.
Imagine.
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And I left behind a five bed semi.
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In a cul-de-sac.
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With a Whatsapp group and monthly
BBQs on the green.
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What have I done, Jo?
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What if I've made
a terrible mistake?
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This is the craft beer talking.
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This is what happens when you drink
hoppy spunk out of designer bottles.
How can you not do Fosters?!
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Oi oi!
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Man like Lawrence.
Hi Maleek.
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Bruv I'm mash up man.
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Ah, bless.
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I'll sky it still.
No lurgies and that.
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Got to look after each other,
us cycling man. Budge up.
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Well I'm a motorbike
man, bit different.
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Come on bruv. We're the same, bruv.
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Stop fighting it.
Yeah. Right.
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I suppose we are both lone
wolves, to a certain extent.
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Lone wolves.
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Awoo.
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That was dead!
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Yo.
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Do you ever get lonely?
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You know, like,
just someone to talk to.
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I'm cool with it, I was just
thinking maybe...
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No. No, it suits me.
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I like the silence of being on
the bike.
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Feel that.
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Feel that, Lawrence.
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Silencio...
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on the bicycle.
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Yo! Can we race back to the depot,
clock off
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get a couple of coffees.
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You seem like one of them
oat milk bruddas?
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Don't take this the wrong way
Maleek, but I come here to be
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alone with Karen.
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I got this bench made for her.
She loved this spot.
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Big Lawrence.
Balling buying benches and dat!
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That's deep, bruv.
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So um...
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If you don't mind-
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I'd like to-
Yeah! I got to go gym anyway.
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You go to the gym?
Yes!
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See you in a bit Lawrence.
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You know he's got a bench
with her name on it.
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He goes there every day,
dreaming about her dead face.
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She's cockblocking me
from the grave.
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Well you have to do
something? Make a move.
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Show him Karen's in the past,
and you're the future.
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You're a beautiful, intelligent...
forceful woman.
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What? Wendy! Stop, no!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
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I'm not!
Look.
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If you bottle up your feelings
you'll end up doing something
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stupid like I did.
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Like what?
Oh, it's nothing.
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Just a saying isn't it?
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'Don't do something
stupid like I did.'
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I think it's from an advert or
something.
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Was it bread?
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What did you do?
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I didn't do nothing.
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Wendy...
No, I didn't- anyway!
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We're not talking about me, we're
talking about you, and-
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Wenders. We need shots.
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What?
Shots!
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Wendy! 0500 hours, come on.
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Shit, shower, shave.
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I feel like I've only been asleep
20 minutes.
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Yep, about right. Come on.
Grow a pair. Get up.
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Where am I?
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My gaff.
I don't remember coming back here...
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Nope. Me neither.
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Classic night for the lads.
You are a dark horse Wenders.
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I've got cuts and scratches
everywhere.
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Yeah, I think we crawled home. I've
got so much dirt under my nails.
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Me too.
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Uh... we took a shortcut
through the park.
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Let my head stop spinning and I
promise I to tidy up.
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Shit.
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Shit Wendy,
we've done something bad.
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We killed someone?
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Please. No.
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Ooooh.
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Fuck.
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Sorry.
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You can't listen to music on
the bike. Health and safety.
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'Health and safety'. Yeah, alright.
Pushbike prick.
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What? Sorry, I thought you..?
What?
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...said something, sorry.
What?
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No, I'm just-
Prick.
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Right, well, yeah. I just.
Hmm? What?
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Yeah, really professional,
well done.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. Brilliant.
You're the prick.
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Cat 1, unconscious male,
suspected overdose by the
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railway tracks...
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00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,240
Hey boy, you give your mum that
cream? She didn't text me.
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00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,640
She change her number again?
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00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,400
Stop riding your BMX.
Does your mum have the Netflix?
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00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,520
Tell her, she wants the
Netflix, I know a guy!
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00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,240
Maleek!
Does your mum have the Netflix?
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00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,120
Do you have the Netflix password?
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00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,800
Oi.
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00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,560
Did dad drop you a call?
No?
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00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,520
Oh they mentioned they want
their money back for your
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00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,400
education, you know, as it was a
total waste of time.
256
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,200
Can you just admit already
my TB diagnosis was right?
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00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,800
That would be me breaching doctor-
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00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,000
sorry let me say that again I think
I stuttered,
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doctor patient confidentiality.
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00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,520
I'm sure you have no idea what that
is, as you're just a sort of
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Uber with aspirins.
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00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,360
I could have sworn you'd be the evil
twin.
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00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,760
Maybe we should tell him,
we should own up.
264
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,880
Maybe we could sneak in
tonight and put it back?
265
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,280
You can't sneak anywhere
carrying a bench Wendy.
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00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,400
Anyway Lawrence already knows it's
gone, he stops there on
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his way in. Reads the
newspaper or some shit.
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00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,680
I can't face him, I'll meet
you in the ambulance.
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00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,360
No one's going to think it was
us, if we don't act weird, okay?
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Just... be breezy.
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Stop. Stop, stop, stop.
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00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,800
What the hell are you doing, Wendy?
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00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,560
I'm trying to be
breezy and my back is killing me!
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00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,480
I'm in a very weird place right now!
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00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,680
Just be calm. It's all fine. Okay?
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00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,560
Nice! There we go!
Makes me feel worse.
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00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,880
Lawrence probably won't even
be that bothered.
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00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,360
Don't worry. We'll find
whoever did this.
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00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,680
And when we do, I'm gonna grab them.
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00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,040
And say 'who do you
think you're messing with, punks?'
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00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,440
And I'll say 'you messed with the
wrong guys, you son of a bastard!'
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00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,200
Then I'll bite them.
Yeah!
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00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,800
No biting.
But I like this energy!
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00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,400
Alright Lawrence?
Time of the month?
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00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,880
Ha!
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00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,480
Someone stole
Karen's bench last night.
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00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,840
No!
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00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,320
I hate it when those
unexplainable things happen.
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00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,920
It's just so weird, this happens,
the same night I get rid of
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00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,840
all her clothes.
It's like a sign.
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00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,200
You threw out the clothes?
Lawrence! Good for you!
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00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:14,640
That's a big step forward in
the grieving process.
293
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,480
Maybe it was too soon.
294
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:21,720
No, definitely not. Maybe, in a
weird way, what happened with your
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00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:26,560
bench is another step
in that process...?
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00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,600
I just don't see it like that. I
feel like I've been thrown back
to square one.
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00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,080
Sorry.
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00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,680
That you feel bad I mean.
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00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,360
Not apologising for anything
more specific.
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00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,400
Jo! Wendizzle!
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00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,280
Yo! Just wanted to let you know, I
just reached an overdose in
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00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,040
2 minutes thirty. Yep!
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00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,040
Wow. You literally did your job.
304
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,080
Yep. You're welcome.
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00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,960
So what, you two are a
proper ting now yeah?
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00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,240
Happy for you man.
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00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,040
Finally got your partner to go and
get white girl wasted with.
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00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,040
You know, if you every want to go
our and drink like,
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00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,160
just a normal amount, I'm game.
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00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,440
Bet you are,
beg friend of the year.
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00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,400
Don't want you getting lonely on
your tod.
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00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,080
Lonely? I'm not, I'm not lonely.
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00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,320
I've been listening to that true
crime podcast.
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00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,320
You believe her own daughter did it?
Not actually got there yet.
315
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,240
Sorry, sorry, no but look.
316
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,840
No spoilers but yeah her daughter
did it.
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00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,880
Ooh, glasses! Wheelie!
318
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,200
Well yeah, good recommendation.
Have you got any-?
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00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,240
Wendy, now!
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00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,040
Bye Maleek.
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00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,800
Bye...
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00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,240
We've got to tell him.
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00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,720
We're not telling Lawrence, Wendy,
okay?
324
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,200
Just, Jesus,
ruin everything we have.
325
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,480
Just to play devil's avocado...
326
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,640
do you actually have anything?
327
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,720
There's a deep bond there, Wendy.
328
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,880
Just to play devil's avocado
one last time,
329
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,840
is there?
330
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,760
This is your fault.
I told you to show him how you feel!
331
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,240
Not kidnap a bench.
332
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,760
Didn't carry it half
a mile on my own, did I?
333
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,800
You made me talk about my feelings.
334
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,840
I thought Maleek was the problem,
but it's you!
335
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,080
You are dangerous!
336
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:27,600
Me dangerous? How many samurai
swords does one person need?!
337
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,760
You're like a timebomb waiting
to go off!
338
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,920
Oh thank god.
339
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,120
It's just Maleek!
340
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,120
Two deliveroos in one day?
Do I get a stamp?
341
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,720
Is my tenth one free?
342
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,920
Sticks and stones can
break your bones...
343
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,600
Yes, I know that Gary,
I'm a paramedic.
344
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,960
It's just, I know I'm right about
that diagnosis.
345
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,320
Well you know what you need
to do then.
346
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,760
Pretend to be her and
sleep with her boyfriend?
347
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,160
Did that with the last two.
She just does the same back.
348
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,000
No, I was going to say you
need to let it go.
349
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,640
Accept they know more than us.
We're not doctors.
350
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,440
No we're not.
351
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,720
But I look like one.
352
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,720
Jesus. Jesus!
353
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,440
Wuss. At worst it's a sore ankle
354
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,000
Is he gonna be alright?
I feel awful.
355
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,400
He better be Wendy, or you're done.
You're finished.
356
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,280
Bro calm down, yeah?
357
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,320
I'll be calm when this
lunatic is behind bars.
358
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,640
What?
Wendy wasn't driving, I was.
359
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,720
How could you?!
Darrell, Darrell. She's our boss.
360
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:44,120
Sorry. I better just go.
361
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,400
Maleek's just such a good friend of
ours, so...
362
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,440
That's very kind,
you didn't need to do that.
363
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,800
I was just leading from the front.
364
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,640
Won't you be in trouble?
Me? No, I can make all this go away.
365
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,760
Take the blame, write a clean
report, point out he was
366
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,640
wearing earphones.
But why would you do that?
367
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:03,000
Because Wendy, if you don't keep
your lips sealed about the bench,
368
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,600
I will tell Maleek you ran him over,
and that you called him a fat
369
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,080
speed bump as you did it.
OK?
370
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,200
It's just there on the right.
371
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,880
I'm going to need the file on that
blood cougher from yesterday.
372
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,440
Is everything okay Dr Patel?
You seem different.
373
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,240
Yeah.
374
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,080
I'm drunk. On the job.
375
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,520
You should report me.
376
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,320
Stick a sexual assault in there
while you're at it.
377
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,120
Ow, ow! Get off, alright!
378
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,440
It was TB! He died last night!
379
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,920
Get in!
380
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,400
Maleek! You're back.
381
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,000
Have you forgotten everything
already? Go round to your side, man!
382
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,400
Opening up a man's door like that,
no manners!
383
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,200
Mannerless.
I dreamed about this day.
384
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,560
Eugh. Keep me out of your
fantasies please.
385
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,040
I see your ankle's better.
386
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,400
Ah, y'know. Real talk, Jo was proper
proper apologising for running me
387
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,400
over.
Did she? Oh good.
388
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,480
My cycling homies are gonna be
struggling now without me.
389
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,240
They mentioned a getting a statue of
me to remember me by,
390
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,880
but I said, allow it,
I'm humble you know?
391
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,040
Yeah. Anyway, it's good
to have you back.
392
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,480
The Real OG's back into this ting!
393
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,000
What are you doing? Stretcher!
394
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,280
You know the rules.
395
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,440
Chest pains. Male, 60s.
396
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,760
Oh... It's your dad's address.
397
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,240
There's some messed up people
out there.
398
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,160
Are you threatening my family?
399
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,680
I'm off to the bogs for a bit of,
uh,
400
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,080
My lips are really dry.
401
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,800
Hey, hey, hey! We're gonna shut that
shit down before I switch.
402
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,800
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