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- Sweetheart, you look beautiful.
- Thank you, darling.
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- What time is our reservation?
- Eight o'clock.
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- Any regrets about not having a party?
- Nope.
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I want to celebrate our first
wedding anniversary alone.
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So do I.
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How about us?
One whole year.
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Aunt Clara.
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Oh, dear.
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I thought I'd drop in
to wish you a happy anniversary.
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Come here, Aunt Clara.
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But I didn't know it was gonna be
so hard a drop. Oh, dear.
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- Let me help you up.
- Up we go.
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- Let me fix your hat.
- Doesn't look like anything's broken.
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I want to wish you
a happy anniversary...
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...and give you these tokens
of my affection.
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If I can find them, of course.
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Aunt Clara, you shouldn't have.
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- Well, now, I think that's yours.
- Thank you.
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And that's yours.
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- Let's open them inside.
- All right.
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- Oh, no.
- Right over here.
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- Oh, let me take this.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Aunt Clara, what a lovely apron.
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That is beautiful, Aunt Clara.
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- Let me see.
- Let's see what we have here.
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A golf cap. Just what I've been
meaning to buy.
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I'm going to put this in the kitchen
and wear it at breakfast.
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- What do you think?
- I don't know.
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- I think it's a little small.
- I'll exchange it.
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Don't be silly.
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No, I'll cast a spell,
and everything will be quite all right.
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Don't go to any trouble.
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Aba-daba-daba
Daba-daba-aba
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Remedium decapito zipperary
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I goofed.
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Aunt Clara, I'm terribly sorry
we have to run out on you...
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...but we have a reservation for 8:00.
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- What's that?
- That's your husband.
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Darrin?
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Darrin. Darrin.
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What did she do to you?
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Aunt Clara, this is terrible.
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You bring Darrin back
right this minute.
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Well...
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Zilcho kazza directo
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Chavis havis formsby
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I think you'd better
do this for me, dear.
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Yes, maybe I'd better.
What words did you use?
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- What words?
- What magic words?
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What magic words?
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Well, I started with
"aba-daba-daba..." "Aba..."
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Or was it, "aba-daba-doo"?
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Please, Aunt Clara, you have
to remember. This is very serious.
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If you can't remember
the exact words...
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...then you can't break that spell,
and neither can I.
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Is that so?
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Oh, dear.
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You mean, not even you,
a bloody relation?
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Excuse me, a blood relation?
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Not even anyone.
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I began with "daba-daba-diba."
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Sweetheart.
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Sweetheart, can you understand me?
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If you can, raise your right hand.
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Well, thank heaven.
At least you're still here in spirit.
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Now, don't you worry, darling.
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We'll have you back in your own body
before you know it.
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Meanwhile, I better call
the Starlight Roof...
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...and tell them we'll be
a little late.
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Darrin, breakfast is ready.
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Morning, darling. How did you sleep?
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Lousy?
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Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't
sleep too well either.
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Now, Darrin, why don't you try
to relax and eat your breakfast.
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What would you like?
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Darrin, breakfast is the...
Thank you.
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- Most important meal
of the day.
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Black coffee is not enough.
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How about a nice ripe banana?
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Oh, Darrin, please. I'm terribly sorry.
I wasn't thinking.
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Darrin, please come back. Please?
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Larry Tate, please.
Mrs. Darrin Stephens.
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Hi, Larry. Oh, I'm fine.
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But I'm afraid Darrin isn't, so he
won't be able to go to work today.
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No, no, nothing serious.
Let's just say he isn't his usual self.
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May you speak with him? No.
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Why? Well...
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...because he lost his voice.
He's got laryngitis.
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Yes, that's what he's got, all right.
A very severe case of laryngitis.
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Oh, I will, Larry. Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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Sweetheart, Larry wishes you
a very speedy recovery.
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Good morning, Samantha.
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Mother, there's something
I have to tell you.
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- Good morning, Derwood.
- Darrin.
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- Whatever.
- You recognized him.
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I'd know Delbert anywhere.
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I just left your Aunt Clara.
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Poor dear, she feels terribly guilty.
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Samantha, should you allow him
to sit on the sofa?
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He'll shed hair all over it.
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It's his house.
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He can shed hair
wherever he wants.
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How remarkable,
a writing chimpanzee.
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- "Tell her to get lost."
- Who? Me?
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- Mother.
- What?
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I think our problem amuses you.
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Oh, Samantha, how can you
say such a thing?
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You're my children.
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You're my daughter.
He's my son-in-law.
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I love him very, very, very much.
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Don't be a hypocrite.
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You didn't love him before,
why would you love him now?
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He needs me.
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He also needs something
to go out and play in.
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Oh, that's adorable.
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Come on, precious, try it on.
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Oh, Darrin.
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Did I insult him?
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He probably thinks it would
make him look like a sissy.
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I hate to criticize a man
when he's down, Samantha...
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...but Donald always struck me
as being overly sensitive.
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His name is Darrin.
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- Mother.
- What?
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Would you stay here
and take care of him?
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I have to go out for a while.
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You want me to be a chimpsitter?
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Yes. I'll be back
in less than an hour.
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Where are you going?
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I haven't got time to tell you now...
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...but believe me,
it's very important.
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I'll be back in a little bit.
Thank you, Mother.
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Don't stay and sulk up
in your room, David.
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Come on down.
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Mother Endora will comb you.
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Oh, come on, now.
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You want to be a pretty chimp,
don't you?
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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You're Samantha's mother.
We met in Paris.
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- Oh, that's right. And you're...?
- I'm Larry Tate.
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- Darrin's boss.
- Oh, of course.
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Please come in.
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I'm having lunch
with a client of Darrin's...
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...and I'll need Darrin to brief me.
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Oh, I'm aware he has laryngitis,
but he can write me notes.
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Oh, yes. Yes, he can.
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I'll tell him you're here.
Will you excuse me?
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Forgive me for barging in,
but Mr. Tate wants to see you...
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...so you can write him notes
about a client.
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Why not?
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Darrin, it's me, Larry.
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I want you to brief...
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Where is he?
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Abner, I whipped up a batch
of my icebox cookies.
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Now I'm going over and give some
to Mr. And Mrs. Stephens.
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Why do you want to inflict suffering
on such a nice couple?
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My icebox cookies are very unusual.
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I know. You make them
out of real iceboxes.
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Darwin?
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Darwin?
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Here, boy. Here, boy.
Come on home.
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Endora was only teasing.
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Well, he's probably hanging
around here somewhere.
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Abner, open up. Abner!
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Come on in, sweetie pie.
Come on. Come on in.
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Hey, get up here.
That's it. That's it.
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I thought your sister wasn't coming
till next week.
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Don't make jokes. Shut the door
so that he doesn't escape.
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Golf cap and a tuxedo.
He's ready for anything.
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I wonder why he was
at the Stephens' front door?
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Coincidence. He was wandering
around the neighbourhood.
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Maybe he knows her.
Strange people have strange friends.
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- I wonder where he belongs?
- He belongs in a zoo.
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And so do you.
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Will you please give me the number
of the Municipal Zoo?
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- Abner.
- What?
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Abner, he looks familiar.
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I know he's a total stranger...
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...but around the eyes,
he looks familiar.
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Take your medicine, Gladys.
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Darrin? Mother?
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- Darrin, where are you?
- He's not here, dear.
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- I've been looking all over for him.
- Well, where's Mother?
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She said she'd stay here
and take care of him.
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- Well, she isn't here either.
- Oh, Aunt Clara, I have to find him.
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Oh, dear. I know.
Don't worry, dear. Don't worry.
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I have my book of spells...
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...and sooner or later...
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...we'll find the words that made
a monkey out of Darrin.
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Yes, but are we gonna find
the words to find Darrin?
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Oh, Aunt Clara, I don't even know
where to start looking.
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Oh, yes. Don't you worry, dear.
Don't you worry.
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He'll probably come swinging
in here any minute.
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I certainly hope so...
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...because I have something
very important to tell him.
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Yeah?
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I've just been to the doctor.
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Aunt Clara, we're gonna
have a baby.
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- We are?
- Darrin and I.
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Oh, my dear. Oh, my dear.
Well, that's marvellous.
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It's marvellous.
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Oh, dear.
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- Thank you, Aunt Clara.
- Oh, dear.
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- I'll be a great aunt.
- You've always been a great aunt.
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And Endora is
going to be a granny.
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I can hardly wait to see her face
when we tell her.
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Yes. Well, Aunt Clara...
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...I think perhaps I better be the one
to break the news to Mother.
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Oh, she'll be hysterical.
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Yes, I know.
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That's why I want to be the one to pick
the right time and place to tell her.
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Now, do you understand?
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Oh, yes, of course, dear.
Of course. Yes.
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First I have to tell Darrin,
wherever he is.
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Even if we don't know
who you are...
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...we can't have you wandering
around loose, can we?
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So here's your new home,
with three nice playmates.
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Oh, well, that's marvellous.
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Yes, yes, thank you very much.
My, you certainly work fast.
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My guess was right.
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A stray chimpanzee was reported
in the neighbourhood...
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...so a man from the zoo
came over and got it.
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Him.
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Darrin is safe and sound,
locked in a cage.
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- Who turned him in?
- I forgot to ask.
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I'll pop over and get him out.
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Now, Aunt Clara, you wait here...
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...and keep going over these spells
and try to come up with the one.
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I'll be back with Darrin soon.
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Now, now, wait a minute, dear.
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Remember, your condition
and fly carefully.
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Darrin.
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Darrin.
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Which one of you
is Darrin Stephens?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I'm glad you're safe, but why were
you sitting in there all alone?
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Why don't you mingle?
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"I feel fundamentally we have
very little in common."
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Charles Darwin wouldn't agree
with you.
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All right, sweetheart.
I'll unlock the door.
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Eureka! Eureka! Eureka!
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I thought you were gonna
wait for us at home.
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00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:55,114
Yes, yes, I know.
But I've been so excited.
246
00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:58,340
I was so excited,
I had to see you immediately.
247
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:03,964
Thank you, dear. I found it.
I found it.
248
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:06,344
The exact original words?
249
00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:10,298
It's in volume nine.
250
00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:11,606
- Aunt Clara.
- Yes.
251
00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:13,579
Maybe you better tell me
and let me do it.
252
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,420
Oh, no, no.
I want to redeem myself.
253
00:18:15,698 --> 00:18:17,893
I know you do, sweetheart,
but I think perhaps...
254
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,510
Rafino dalino salino
255
00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:30,345
Oh, for goodness' sakes.
256
00:18:30,629 --> 00:18:32,745
Oh, marvellous.
Now he can't even write notes.
257
00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:36,714
Here, let me do it.
258
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,921
Where is this thing?
259
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,892
Aba-daba-daba
Daba-daba-ooba
260
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,536
Ooba-dooba-dooba
Remedio decapito zippidaro
261
00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,883
Oh, thank you.
262
00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:50,401
Itsy-bitsy weetendotten
263
00:18:57,821 --> 00:18:59,459
At last.
264
00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:02,220
I wasn't even close, you know.
265
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:09,049
Hey, you get out of there immediately.
Wise guy, huh?
266
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,008
Teasing innocent chimpanzees.
267
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:13,568
Don't you know you can
make them neurotic?
268
00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:15,870
- Sorry, it won't happen again.
- You bet it won't.
269
00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:18,368
I've a good mind to place you
under a citizen's arrest.
270
00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:20,506
Oh, well...
271
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,551
Well, I'm going to take this...
272
00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:28,079
...because if I don't,
you'll just spend it on whiskey.
273
00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:37,546
- Hi.
- Hi.
274
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:42,236
Samantha, I am usually a very
tolerant person, but...
275
00:19:43,199 --> 00:19:45,633
Aunt Clara, may we have
a few words in private?
276
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:50,149
- Yes, you and me?
- No, Darrin and I.
277
00:19:52,374 --> 00:19:54,092
Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
278
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:58,335
Well, I think I'll go home now
and revise my diary.
279
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:00,764
Well...
280
00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:05,759
One, two, three, height
281
00:20:10,225 --> 00:20:16,016
Oh, well, it's a nice day.
You know, I think I'll walk.
282
00:20:20,776 --> 00:20:23,654
Darrin, I think we should talk.
283
00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:27,155
You bet your sweet life
we should talk.
284
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,641
Sam, it's through, finished.
285
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:32,227
Do you realize what I've been
through today?
286
00:20:32,538 --> 00:20:34,130
First, I was turned into a chimp.
287
00:20:34,415 --> 00:20:36,690
Then I had to climb out of a window
to avoid my boss.
288
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,479
Darrin, I know it's been
very trying.
289
00:20:38,752 --> 00:20:41,141
Trying? Have you ever been hugged
by Gladys Kravitz?
290
00:20:42,297 --> 00:20:44,049
- And then I end up in the zoo.
- Darrin.
291
00:20:44,341 --> 00:20:47,458
And then, to top it all off,
I'm rejected by the other chimps.
292
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:51,367
- Darling, why?
- Why? Who knows why?
293
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:54,912
Maybe, because of the suit, they think
I'm a millionaire chimp. Who knows?
294
00:20:55,268 --> 00:20:56,587
I'm telling you one thing, Sam.
295
00:20:56,853 --> 00:20:59,048
This is the last time
that spooky family of yours...
296
00:20:59,355 --> 00:21:01,391
...is ever gonna make
a monkey out of me.
297
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,035
Darling, I have something
very important to tell you.
298
00:21:05,361 --> 00:21:07,033
Samantha, this is important.
299
00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:10,870
- I love you, but I can't go...
- Darrin, if you love me, you'll listen.
300
00:21:11,701 --> 00:21:13,532
Listen to what?
301
00:21:13,828 --> 00:21:16,058
I think you better sit down.
302
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,241
Okay, what's so important?
303
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:26,518
- I'm gonna have a baby.
- Good.
304
00:21:30,844 --> 00:21:33,233
- You're what?
- I'm gonna have a baby.
305
00:21:34,973 --> 00:21:37,043
- You're kidding.
- Honest.
306
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:40,865
I saw Dr. Anton this morning,
and he said the test was positive.
307
00:21:41,229 --> 00:21:44,141
I didn't tell you before, because
I didn't want to get your hopes up.
308
00:21:45,149 --> 00:21:46,423
Congratulations, Pop.
309
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:50,299
A baby.
310
00:21:50,571 --> 00:21:53,005
Our very own baby.
311
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:56,486
Oh, Sam, that's...
312
00:21:57,161 --> 00:21:58,753
Sam, that...
313
00:22:07,212 --> 00:22:11,683
Sweetheart, I'll try to be
the best father there ever was.
314
00:22:12,092 --> 00:22:14,481
You will be. Now, let's go home.
315
00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:22,595
They want to congratulate me.
316
00:22:22,894 --> 00:22:24,009
No, I don't think so.
317
00:22:24,271 --> 00:22:26,307
I think they just want
to say goodbye.
318
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,437
Then I'll say goodbye.
319
00:22:44,665 --> 00:22:46,542
What's the matter?
320
00:22:48,127 --> 00:22:51,199
Sam, will we have a little witch?
321
00:22:53,215 --> 00:22:55,934
Well, it might be a little warlock.
322
00:22:56,552 --> 00:22:58,508
There's no other choice?
323
00:22:58,804 --> 00:23:02,922
On the other hand, it might be
a plain, lovable mortal baby.
324
00:23:04,142 --> 00:23:06,133
But you don't have any
advance information?
325
00:23:06,603 --> 00:23:10,835
Darrin, I'm a witch, not a fortune-teller.
We'll just have to wait and see.
326
00:23:11,232 --> 00:23:14,986
- Oh, I can hardly wait.
- Neither can I.
327
00:23:25,329 --> 00:23:27,206
Hurry up, sweetheart, we'll be late.
328
00:23:27,498 --> 00:23:29,295
Coming.
329
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,779
- You like?
- I like.
330
00:23:44,097 --> 00:23:45,849
- Now we got two things to celebrate.
- What?
331
00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:48,655
Our first wedding anniversary
and our first future baby.
332
00:23:48,977 --> 00:23:52,606
- All right, I'm ready to celebrate.
- Oh, wait a second.
333
00:24:07,495 --> 00:24:09,725
I love you too.
334
00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:16,671
- Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
- Hello.
335
00:24:16,962 --> 00:24:20,750
I wondered if you knew anything
about the chimp I caught here today.
336
00:24:21,133 --> 00:24:22,851
- Chimp?
- Yes.
337
00:24:23,135 --> 00:24:28,129
Cute little thing. He was wearing
a tuxedo and a golf cap.
338
00:24:30,976 --> 00:24:32,773
Yes? Go on, Mrs. Kravitz.
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