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Okay, I'll go in first.
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Wait, maybe I should go in first.
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It doesn't matter who goes in first.
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We just can't go in together,
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'cause it's gonna look suspicious.
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Well then, if it doesn't matter,
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- I'll go in first.
- That's fine, go in first.
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I'm happy to sit here for ten minutes
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- and listen to the radio.
- Okay, no, you go in first.
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- Oh.
- Amy.
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- Hey.
- Listen.
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Sorry for accidentally
texting you that nude.
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No worries.
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What's Jonah doing in there?
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Oh, hey, Dina. Uh, I was just
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looking for this Del Taco receipt
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for 12 tacos.
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You must have been
very hungry. No judgment.
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So did you two drive together?
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Um, yes? We did.
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We are carpooling to save some money.
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And the environment.
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Well, saving money is reason enough.
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No need to keep explaining.
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What's going on?
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- Nothing!
- Maybe we should get inside?
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Amy and Jonah are carpooling.
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Oh! I'm in. Carpool karaoke.
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What's carpool karaoke?
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You know how people like
to sing in the car? That.
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Well, that settles that.
Dina, you're blocking my door.
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Hey, Sayeed!
Amy and Jonah are carpooling!
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Whoo! Carpool Karaoke!
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That's what I said!
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That's what she said!
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That's... wild.
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It doesn't make any sense.
Why are you guys carpooling
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when you live so far apart?
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You literally have to drive past
the store to pick each other up.
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I'm surprised this hasn't
occurred to either one of you
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during your long morning drives
to each other's houses.
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You know what, Cheyenne? You are
really good at this logistics stuff.
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You should be planning
everybody's carpools.
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Really? You think so?
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Yeah, you're really great at it.
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You have a gift for logistics.
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Oh, because I could. I mean,
I could do it right now.
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- Now would be great.
- Okay. I'm gonna.
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Get it, girl!
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Why don't you just tell
everybody you're dating?
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This is the most boring secret
I've ever had to live with.
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We don't need everybody
in our business, okay?
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This place loves gossip.
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Well, at least get better
about hiding it.
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What are you talking about?
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We're not acting different
around each other.
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I mean, it's obvious to me,
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but I'm more perceptive than most.
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Most people didn't even notice that
Henry and Jay have been hooking up.
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I mean, it seems obvious to me.
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There's an opening
at the Fenton's store,
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and they said that I could transfer.
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You just need to sign this form.
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Wait, is this about Jonah?
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Because I can make him
take you back, okay?
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Yeah, I'm his boss.
He's gotta do what I say.
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That's so generous of you to offer
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to force someone to be with me.
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Makes me feel really good about myself.
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It should.
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Uh, but no, this isn't about Jonah.
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I mean, the Fenton location is
just a lot closer to my house.
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Well, if everyone only worked
at places that were close
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to their house, then I'd only
work at my neighbor's.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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Should we get a scented
candle for our nightstand?
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Yeah.
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This one smells like peanut butter.
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Oh!
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I already got a jelly one.
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PB&J.
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Jay!
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What are you doing here?
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Jerry and I are moving in together.
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Oh. Wow. Congratulations, Sandra.
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Enjoy my HPV.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Mateo, how many times in a row
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have you been employee
of the month again?
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Oh, I don't even keep track.
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- I think it's at least three...
- Five, it's five. Five.
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Wow. That's a good run.
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Um, Kelly wants to transfer
to a different store,
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and I was thinking maybe it's because
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she doesn't feel appreciated here.
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So, then I was thinking,
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"What if we made her Employee
of the Month this month?"
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Like, both of us at the same time?
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Well, maybe just her,
you know, as a token,
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to make her feel special.
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Ah. What a cool idea.
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Thank you.
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So we would take it away from me...
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- Yup.
- And give it to her.
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Yes!
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Love that, so much.
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Great.
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Although I do wonder...
devil's advocate...
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Mm-hmm?
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If it somehow cheapens the award
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by just handing it out to
anyone, if that makes sense.
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Well, she's not just anyone.
I mean, Kelly is wonderful.
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Oh! Absolutely. Without a doubt.
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Kelly's a delight.
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But at the same time,
she's also, you know,
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terrible... at the job.
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Yeah.
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I got a map and marked down
where everyone lived,
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and then I used logistics to figure out
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the most efficient carpools.
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Wow. You really put
a lot of effort into this.
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Yeah, I haven't sold,
like, anything today.
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Like, nothing.
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A few thoughts: you've got
Mark riding with Terrence.
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They hate each other.
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Sarah and Rob are going
through a divorce.
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Sarah had that secret family.
So did Rob.
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Um, see this line
between Heather and Cody?
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That's a river.
So how are they carpooling?
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- Submarine?
- Yeah.
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Herman's riding with Rico, but
Rico's got BO, and Herman's dead.
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You can't put Phil with anyone Korean.
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He's not racist. He's too into it.
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And I wouldn't ride with Elias
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even if you promised
to murder my entire family.
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But, uh, other than those, nice work.
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Do you think Garret's right?
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Are we acting like we like each other?
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I don't know, I mean, maybe I'm...
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annoying you less than I used to.
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- Ah, no, that's not it.
- Oh, yeah?
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Name three things I do
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that are actually annoying to you.
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- Just three?
- And you can't say...
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can't say asking this question.
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That doesn't count. It's too easy.
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Okay, come on. Let's hear 'em.
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You know what? Enough chit-chat.
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Get back to work.
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What are you doing? I'm just joking.
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I was working until you interrupted me.
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- Just do your job, Jonah.
- You do your job, Amy.
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I am doing my job...
telling you to do your job.
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- Not bad.
- That was good.
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Today, we honor
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one of our most valued
and cherished employees.
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On behalf of store 1217,
it is my privilege
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to award the Golden Vest...
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to Kelly Watson!
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What?
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Wait. The Golden Vest?
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Yes. It's one of Cloud 9's
highest honors.
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Oh, Glenn, you really don't
have to do all of this.
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Shh. The Golden Vest!
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Cheyenne.
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- Congratulations.
- Yay.
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Really, Jonah?
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You're spraying all-purpose
cleaner on the fruit?
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You know what? Chill out.
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I'll fix it, all right? Stop shrieking.
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Oh, so anytime a woman tells
you what to do, it's shrieking?
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Oh, don't make this about sexism.
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Have you ever looked in the mirror,
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listened to your own voice...
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It's about being a lunatic!
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Listen to yourself. You're shrieking!
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God, I hate that guy.
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So sparkly.
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I'm sorry?
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All these months. Playing dumb.
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Just playing so dumb.
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All the time!
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Well, you knew
exactly what you were doing.
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You were going for the gold.
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Are you talking about the vest?
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You can drop the act, Helen Mirren.
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You got what you wanted.
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Mateo, you know that this is just
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some silly made-up award, right?
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I mean, it's completely meaningless.
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It's like Employee of the Month.
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You are the most petty, jealous,
and bitter person I've ever met.
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I gotta get the [bleep] out of here.
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Need help finding anything, Jer-Bear?
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Yeah, I'm looking for some art
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with just, like, words on it.
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Like maybe it says dream
or cat or Merlot.
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I don't know, I'm not an artist.
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Let's see what we can find.
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You look amazing, by the way.
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What have you lost, like, 10 pounds?
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I don't know. I've never weighed myself.
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You are so funny!
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You make me laugh harder than anybody!
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I mean, I am laughing
so hard, I am crying.
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Oh. Oh, sorry.
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I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra.
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Uh, that's okay.
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I am so embarrassed.
Don't look at my face.
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Nobody cares about your
obnoxious opinions, Jonah!
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Oh, obnoxious!
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That's a pretty big word for you, Amy!
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Oh, sure, keep on calling me dumb,
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you slick-haired, insecure,
sad little fancy boy.
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What an insulting and antiquated
thing for you to say to me.
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You know what? If I'm a fancy boy,
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- you know what you are?
- No, what am I?
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You are a loud-mouthed,
domineering, crazy little...
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- Is bitch too...
- No, it's good.
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Bitch!
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Yeah, I said it.
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Don't you use that word with me!
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Take this!
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Ow!
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You shoved me, Amy!
What is wrong with you?
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Yeah, I did.
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What are you gonna do
about it, you wuss?
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Ow!
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Um, why would you slam my clipboard
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on the floor like that?
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Nice pivot.
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And then I realized that Dom always says
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creepy things to women
when he's alone with them.
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So I had him pick up Jarrett
before Amanda.
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But then the problem was,
who is driving Debbie?
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And then I remembered,
Debbie had that cocaine problem
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so she can't smell a thing.
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Which brings us back to Kyle the farter.
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Boom.
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Now, you know a lot of these people
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don't work the same shift, right?
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Thank you for bringing
that to my attention.
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I mean, they wouldn't even be
at the store at the same time.
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Okay, yeah, I get your point.
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Hey!
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Keep your saggy boobs to yourself.
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Oops. Did Jerry say something?
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I didn't hear him complain at the time.
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That's because he's very soft-spoken.
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Ow. Stop.
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You stop.
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There she is. Mrs. Golden Vest.
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She's the best.
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Did you sign my transfer papers yet?
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But you won the Golden Vest.
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Glenn.
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00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:30,700
Come on, don't leave us.
258
00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:33,146
I mean, I know it's not
a perfect workplace,
259
00:10:33,147 --> 00:10:34,867
but we love each other here.
260
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:38,705
Keep your hands off him! He's mine!
261
00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,962
Excuse me, I've got to go stop the love.
262
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,938
Oh, great, working next to Amy.
263
00:10:44,939 --> 00:10:47,178
- I can't wait to be scowled at.
- No!
264
00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:49,472
You do not talk to my
best friend that way.
265
00:10:49,473 --> 00:10:50,775
- No, Dina...
- Butt out, Amy.
266
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,046
Listen to me, you rejected
American Girl doll.
267
00:10:53,047 --> 00:10:54,060
You think you're so great?
268
00:10:54,061 --> 00:10:56,254
Your boyish good looks
aren't gonna age well.
269
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,917
You're hitting a wall, pretty boy,
270
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,559
at a hundred miles an hour.
271
00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:00,863
Yeah, you can already see it.
272
00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:03,476
The crow's feet,
receding hairline, hunchback.
273
00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:06,171
To think I used to masturbate to you.
274
00:11:06,997 --> 00:11:09,164
- Oh.
- Multiple times a day.
275
00:11:12,091 --> 00:11:14,176
What is going on in this store?
276
00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:16,055
Jonah and Amy are
at each other's throats.
277
00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:19,363
Somebody started a Twitter
campaign, #GoldenVestSoWhite.
278
00:11:19,364 --> 00:11:21,810
I mean, it's just been tense lately.
279
00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:23,395
It must be my fault.
280
00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:26,573
It's like they say,
the fish rots from the head.
281
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:29,377
What are you talking about?
282
00:11:29,903 --> 00:11:32,798
It's the expression.
Fish rots from the head.
283
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:33,739
I've never heard of that.
284
00:11:33,741 --> 00:11:35,040
Why would it rot from the head first?
285
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,658
It would all rot simultaneously.
286
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,827
The point is, if things are toxic here,
287
00:11:38,829 --> 00:11:40,535
it's my job to fix it.
288
00:11:40,536 --> 00:11:42,414
If anything, the guts would rot first,
289
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:43,582
they're full of feces.
290
00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:45,167
Where are you getting this head thing?
291
00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:47,419
I mean, whoever told you that
was not an ichthyologist.
292
00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:49,254
I don't care how a fish rots.
293
00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:51,590
Well, I don't care for you
spreading lies about fish.
294
00:11:51,592 --> 00:11:53,091
How is that a lie?
295
00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:03,935
A toxic workplace is a workplace
296
00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:07,439
where an employee feels
both unhappy and unwelcome.
297
00:12:07,441 --> 00:12:09,119
Now, what could cause that?
298
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,943
Uh, your supervisor being
a giant pain in the ass?
299
00:12:11,945 --> 00:12:15,030
Oh, wow, Jonah had
a little comment, shocking.
300
00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:17,500
Wow. Those two really don't get along.
301
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,509
Well, no, no, this is a perfect example.
302
00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:21,620
Like, you need to communicate better.
303
00:12:21,622 --> 00:12:23,066
Look, let's practice.
304
00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,924
Who wants to say
something critical about me?
305
00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:28,794
Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh. Pick me.
306
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,762
Pick me. I've got so many.
307
00:12:30,764 --> 00:12:32,130
- Uh...
- Come on.
308
00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:33,897
Anyone? Amy!
309
00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:37,386
Why don't you say
what you don't like about me?
310
00:12:37,388 --> 00:12:40,638
Um, no, there really isn't anything.
311
00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:44,142
Oh, come on. I'm not made of glass.
312
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:46,646
Uh, okay.
313
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,815
I guess if I had to make a complaint,
314
00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,708
because you're forcing me to,
315
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:58,206
I don't love the way
you pronounce "measure."
316
00:12:59,874 --> 00:13:01,326
Mm-hmm.
317
00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:02,353
Okay. Good.
318
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:08,750
It's just... kind of hard
to shake off here.
319
00:13:08,752 --> 00:13:12,054
Really took the wind out of me, but...
320
00:13:14,612 --> 00:13:17,783
Okay, we're back, okay.
All right, moving on, um...
321
00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:23,662
No, I'm gonna need another minute.
322
00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:38,530
Okay, so one way to deal with conflict
323
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:43,201
is to try and see it from the
other person's point of view.
324
00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:47,205
Uh, for example, these two
had a terrible breakup,
325
00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:50,237
which left Kelly feeling a lot of pain.
326
00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:54,860
So, Kelly, I want you
to imagine that you're Jonah,
327
00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:59,008
and I want you, Jonah, to tell
Kelly how you're feeling.
328
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,231
Yeah, you can do this.
329
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:08,393
Okay, uh, Kelly, I'm sorry
I was such a bad boyfriend.
330
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,696
But I also realize
that you should be able
331
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:14,064
to transfer stores if you want to.
332
00:14:15,441 --> 00:14:17,369
Um, yeah. That-that was okay.
333
00:14:17,371 --> 00:14:19,738
You know, it's always
a little rough at first.
334
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:24,471
Now, Kelly, I want you to tell
Jonah what you're feeling.
335
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,706
You know what... actually, I'm sorry...
336
00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:27,325
could you have them switch clothes?
337
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,123
It would help me visualize it.
338
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,143
That's interesting.
339
00:14:31,144 --> 00:14:35,337
I'm just gonna do it like this, okay?
340
00:14:35,339 --> 00:14:40,004
Jonah, I don't feel
you were fair to me...
341
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,260
Wait a minute.
This sounds nothing like Kelly.
342
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:43,145
It's more like...
343
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:45,263
Hi, everybody! I'm Kelly!
344
00:14:45,265 --> 00:14:48,266
Nope. Wait. Hold on. Let's do this.
345
00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:50,068
Nice and accurate. How about it?
346
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,687
Dina, it's not about doing impressions.
347
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,105
Hey, it's me, Kelly!
348
00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:56,575
Boy, it sure is windy out today.
349
00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:58,577
Whoa!
350
00:14:58,579 --> 00:14:59,928
That seems unnecessary.
351
00:14:59,929 --> 00:15:01,610
Jonah, you told me you loved me.
352
00:15:01,612 --> 00:15:04,696
And then you dumped me so that you could
have sex with that pregnant whore.
353
00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:05,374
Hey!
354
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,710
These are Kelly's words. Not mine.
355
00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:07,972
I don't sound like that.
356
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:10,086
It's a little more squeaky, like...
357
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,287
Hey, everybody, I'm Kelly!
358
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:13,233
No, it's more like...
359
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:15,915
Hi, everybody, I'm Kelly!
360
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,630
Hi, everyone, I'm Kelly!
361
00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:18,878
It's your girl, Kelly!
362
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,144
Oh, my God.
363
00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:38,671
These customers are so handsome.
364
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,899
How am I supposed to work checkout?
365
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:43,009
I'm too busy checking them out.
366
00:15:43,489 --> 00:15:46,571
Okay. Thank you, Cheyenne.
367
00:15:46,573 --> 00:15:48,657
Now we know what it would sound like
368
00:15:48,659 --> 00:15:50,585
if Fran Drescher worked at Cloud 9.
369
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,308
Ah. That was so good.
370
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,027
Aww, thanks, doll.
371
00:15:54,028 --> 00:15:55,980
I don't understand how this is helping.
372
00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:57,606
I don't even know anymore.
373
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,474
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Who is this?
374
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,495
I'm Sandra, and I'm a dirty
slut who goes around
375
00:16:04,591 --> 00:16:07,120
stealing other people's boyfriends.
376
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:08,761
Oh, yeah? Well, who is this?
377
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,730
I'm Carol, I'm a jealous
psycho stalker who can't take
378
00:16:11,732 --> 00:16:14,266
the fact that Jerry
chose Sandra over me.
379
00:16:14,268 --> 00:16:15,600
And now they're moving in together,
380
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:17,569
and they're gonna be so happy.
381
00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:20,742
And I'll be alone. Which is sad.
382
00:16:21,942 --> 00:16:24,442
Because maybe I was happy with Jerry.
383
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,361
But Sandra didn't care
about my feelings.
384
00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:28,116
She just took what she wanted.
385
00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:31,620
Which people have always done to her.
386
00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:35,892
Maybe I only seem crazy
because I'm lonely.
387
00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:41,709
Just a person who had love,
and now it's gone.
388
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,253
Wow, Sandra.
389
00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:50,634
That was... good breakthrough.
390
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,275
Yeah, but that didn't solve anything.
391
00:16:52,276 --> 00:16:53,772
It's not about solving.
392
00:16:53,774 --> 00:16:56,808
It's about communication and empathy.
393
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,804
Screw empathy. I want Jerry back.
394
00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,402
What? No.
395
00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:03,491
Finders keepers. That is the law.
396
00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:04,974
I think she should give him back.
397
00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:05,749
How do we decide?
398
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,090
We could let Jerry decide.
399
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,177
How about we flip a coin?
Winner takes Jerry, agreed?
400
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,724
- No, I don't think...
- I'm good with that.
401
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:11,763
You guys, this is crazy.
402
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,442
Let the coin do its work.
403
00:17:13,443 --> 00:17:15,885
Guys, listen, I'm not
agreeing to give Jerry up.
404
00:17:15,886 --> 00:17:18,663
- Sandra, call it in the air.
- No, no, heads!
405
00:17:18,665 --> 00:17:20,783
Tails. Carol, he's all yours.
406
00:17:20,784 --> 00:17:22,083
Yes!
407
00:17:24,922 --> 00:17:25,541
No.
408
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,340
Uh-oh!
409
00:17:28,342 --> 00:17:31,030
So good.
410
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:35,828
Hey, how's it going?
411
00:17:36,752 --> 00:17:39,785
Well, should I answer
that as Jonah or Kelly?
412
00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:42,836
I don't do a really good Jonah.
How is your Kelly?
413
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:45,210
Hey, everybody, I'm Kelly.
414
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:50,867
Um, you were right.
415
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:54,076
I-I was a bad boyfriend.
416
00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:55,794
I'm sorry.
417
00:17:57,135 --> 00:18:01,289
But I hope that's not
the reason you're leaving.
418
00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:05,308
It's... I don't know.
419
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,644
It's just time for me to move on.
420
00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:08,895
Try something new.
421
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:12,148
Like, um, like, what's
it like to stock flatware
422
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,818
at a different Cloud 9?
I want to find out.
423
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,090
I can't even imagine.
424
00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:17,821
It doesn't matter anyway.
425
00:18:17,823 --> 00:18:19,794
I can't get Glenn to sign the transfer.
426
00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:23,710
Because we're
a family, and I'm a man baby
427
00:18:23,712 --> 00:18:25,654
who won't let anyone leave!
428
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:27,914
I can do impressions too.
429
00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:33,470
- I can do impressions too.
- Oh, yeah?
430
00:18:33,472 --> 00:18:36,616
- Yeah, do you know Gail?
- Uh, no?
431
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,175
Ah, too bad. I do a great Gail.
432
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:41,429
For each day of the week,
433
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,309
each route has three variations...
434
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,014
one primary and two alternates
435
00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:47,517
based on shifts and road closures.
436
00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:49,903
Now, if you're that week's ride captain,
437
00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:53,690
it's your responsibility
to delegate and sub-delegate...
438
00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:55,921
I'm sorry, I don't want to carpool.
439
00:18:56,244 --> 00:18:58,047
Well, why wouldn't you...
440
00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:00,080
My drive is my only "me" time.
441
00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:02,031
And I don't want to clean my car.
442
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,109
I agree.
443
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,737
This just seems like I'd
have to leave my house
444
00:19:04,738 --> 00:19:06,703
a lot earlier and get home a lot later.
445
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:08,004
I need my car here.
446
00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:09,745
It's where I go to cry at lunch.
447
00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:20,216
I don't know, Mateo...
I'm starting to think
448
00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,602
that whole meeting was a waste of time.
449
00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:23,644
Cheyenne killed.
450
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,741
Hey, Glenn, uh, I've been thinking.
451
00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:29,726
What if the problem wasn't
actually a toxic workplace
452
00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:31,773
but a toxic worker?
453
00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:36,173
Elias is my brother-in-law.
Jerusha would kill me.
454
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,617
Oh, no, no, no. That's not...
455
00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:40,112
no, I actually was thinking Kelly.
456
00:19:40,372 --> 00:19:41,469
Kelly?
457
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:44,399
She's negative, she's unpleasant.
458
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,621
She kicked a child.
459
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:47,911
- What?
- Well, that's not...
460
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,913
I don't... I don't know that to be true.
461
00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:52,415
But I do think
that Kelly is the problem.
462
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,918
I mean, think about it.
Before she worked here,
463
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,470
did you think of this place as toxic?
464
00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,651
- No.
- And what about now?
465
00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:02,666
Oh, my God.
466
00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:04,920
So it's just over?
467
00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:08,262
I'm sorry. I tried as hard as I could.
468
00:20:09,262 --> 00:20:10,817
Did you say best two out of three?
469
00:20:10,819 --> 00:20:13,656
No... I wish I had thought of that.
470
00:20:14,773 --> 00:20:16,207
I wish you had too.
471
00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:20,335
I'll always love you.
472
00:20:21,246 --> 00:20:24,463
That doesn't matter.
You're with Carol now.
473
00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:29,439
Can we still be friends?
474
00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:31,369
Carol said no.
475
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,631
I don't appreciate you trashing me
476
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,326
and laughing behind my back.
477
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,300
I never laugh at you, Jonah.
You never say anything funny.
478
00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:46,102
Oh, hey, there's nobody else around.
479
00:20:46,104 --> 00:20:47,187
We can stop.
480
00:20:47,189 --> 00:20:49,561
Do you, uh, do you feel like
seeing a movie tonight?
481
00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:51,341
No I don't feel like
seeing a movie right now.
482
00:20:51,343 --> 00:20:53,009
I just said there's nobody around.
483
00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:54,304
We don't have to fight anymore.
484
00:20:54,305 --> 00:20:56,659
Okay, well I can't just
switch it off on a dime.
485
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,329
So are we still fighting?
486
00:20:58,330 --> 00:20:59,769
Yeah, kind of.
487
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:01,770
Just give me a minute. It'll fade.
488
00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,724
- Take all the time you need...
- Don't tell me what to do.
489
00:21:04,725 --> 00:21:07,127
Well, good luck to you, Kelly.
490
00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:09,872
Thank you, Glenn. Bye!
491
00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:11,874
- Bye!
- Bye, Kel!
492
00:21:12,248 --> 00:21:14,248
Good luck to the Fenton store.
493
00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:16,369
They are going to need it.
494
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:21,484
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