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Well,I can see I-- Hold still. Hold still
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Bang,bang,Mr. Umney.You better skedaddle
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I got a big,bad gun,and it's smokin'
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Aw,don't shoot.I'll do anything.
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Oh,just you wait,Mr. Umney.
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Ooh. Oh. Slippery.Ah.
I like 'em slippery.Ha ha ha ha
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You're nothin' but a high-class gigolo.
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Low-class,baby.
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Oh,gosh,you're fun.
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You think so?
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Mrs. Sternwood.Uh,have a drink?
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Clyde,you stinker
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Mr. Sternwood was the stinker,remember?
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And I got you out of it clean and square
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Oh,Clyde,I thought we had something special
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We gave it a go
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Right. Well,no more daydreaming
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I know you don't love me
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You've made it more than obvious
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So I am going to end my life
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What is that?
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Drain cleaner
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Drain cleaner?
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Somehow,I don't think so.
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You know,Mrs. Sternwood,I don't believe I've ever
really seen you the way I'm seeing you now
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What do you see?
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You're lovely,cunning
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You are,Mrs. Sternwood,the last eternal mystery
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scorching,beautiful
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built for love
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not the kind of woman
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who would ever clean her own drains
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Aah! Oh,my God!
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Sugar crystals.Just as I suspected.
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Oh,my God
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-Clyde Umney,private investigator
-I'm a fool
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And you're awfully sweet
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Trouble at Blondie'S.
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I've gotta go
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But--but,Mr. Umney,I--wait,wait,wait
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Get some coffee for her sugar,will you,Doll?
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Worries,Mr. Umney?
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Not my style
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What have you got here,Vernon?
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W-why,that's Jesus walkin'on the sea of Galilee
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and my wife dressed up
like sweetheart of the rodeo
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Nice fringes.
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Vernon,you've invented something here
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We are standing in the world's first
moving-up-and-down picture gallery
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Why,it's art for the modern age--
efficient,cost-effective
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look out! He's got a gun!
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Oh,my gosh! He's got a gun!
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You're a tough old bird,aren't ya?
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No worries,Mr. Umney
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That's it. I'm leaving
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-Where do you think you're going?-Don't.
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I have to turn you in
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What's your problem,Ardis?
You got popcorn for brains?
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I saw what you did,Dunninger.I couldn't help it
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I was on that street corner waiting for the bus
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when you pulled up and shot 3 innocent people
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Ah,don't go soft. They were
double-dealing dope addicts
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I can't just forget it
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You can if you're smart
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If you turn yourself in to the police,
they'll go easy on you
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That's right.They'll fry me nice and slow
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When my little sister was lost
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drowning in sin,I just waited,
thinking God will protect her
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that she'd come to her senses,
and it'd be all right
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You know what,Mr. Dunninger?
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God is out to lunch
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Go the police,and they'll be scraping your little
sister's face off the pavement
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and shoveling it in one of Blondie's
homemade mincemeat pies
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Let her go,Dunninger.
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Bow-wow. The talented Mr. Umney
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Clyde,look out!
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Stay here.
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Behind the bar!
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Oh,my!
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Clyde?
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Clyde?
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You ok,Doll?
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I am now.
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Come home with me.
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I can't. Mother's waiting.
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Run away to Mexico with me,
just you,me,and the road.
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It's not like that,Clyde.
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You know it never is.
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It's different for us.
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We're one and the same.
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We belong together,and someday
I'll prove that to you.
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-Stan!
-Yeah,Clyde?
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Do me a favor,will ya?
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See that Miss McGill gets home.
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You betcha.
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Stay out of the rain,kid.
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Shut up,Buster.Get a job.
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Swell.
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Go on. One more time. Whoo hoo hoo!
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Wait.Come here. Come back.
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There. Ooh! Ha ha ha! George.
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-That's my job.
-Wait,wait. Now.
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Go!
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Ok. One more.
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Boys,this is one perfect day.
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Somebody should slap a little "r"
inside a circle symbol
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right smack in the middle of this day,
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a registered Los Angeles morning,
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a Louis B. Mayer production.
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What do you say,George and Gloria?!
Something okey-pokey?!
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Feeling an eensy-weensy hangover?
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Look! Buster,a cat!
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Hey,what's the beef?
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Why don't you yap when
I need you to,you ignorant mutt?
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-Vern.
-Mr. Umney.
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What happened to Jesus
walkin' on the sea of Galilee?
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Where's the sweetheart of the rodeo? What is this?
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Remember,the party is on Friday.
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Wait a damn minute. What party? What's going on?
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Retirement.
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To hell you say.
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Mr. Landry's coming.
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Mr. Sam Landry,owner of this building.
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If you don't wanna come,fine.
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You've been acting crazy as a
loon for the past 6 months anyhow.
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What's gotten into you?
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You know what.It's the big "C."
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Terminal cancer? Since yesterday?
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I'm retiring to Arizona.
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Gonna live with my sister for as long as I have.
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Let's face it,I don't expect
to wear out my welcome.
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You're supposed to be here,
right here sittin' on your stool
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with Jesus and your wife
over your head,not--not this.
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For how long,Mr. Umney?
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Since you know everything,
you could probably tell me.
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How long do I have to keep driving this damn car?
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Well...
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forever. Forever,Vernon
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You can't retire.
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No? The way it looks to me,
I really ain't got a choice.
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This isn't right.
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You know it isn't right,Vern.
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What's not right,Mr. Umney?
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Bye,Mr. Umney.
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Get me the file on the mavis weld case,
will you,Doll?
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Dear Clyde,I have had all the groping and
sneering I'm going to take from you.
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Life is too short to be pawed by a
washed-up divorce detective with bad breath.
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You did have your good points,Clyde,
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but they are getting drowned out by the bad ones.
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Do yourself a favor and grow up.
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Yours truly,Arlene Cain.
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P.S. I'm going back to my mother's in Idaho.
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Do not try to get in touch with me.
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She liked it. She said she liked it.
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Bad day,Clyde?
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Samuel D. Landry at your service
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Sam Landry? You're the...
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you're the one that owns the building.
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It's all my fault. I'm sorry,Clyde,
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I really am,but,uh...
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meeting you has been,well...
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not what I expected.
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For one thing,
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I like you a lot more than I thought I would.
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But I've got business here,
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and there's no going back.
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Yeah? You're--you're not like any
businessman I've ever seen.
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You call that a briefcase?
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It's a computer,a typewriter with a brain.
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Ah. Ha ha. Ok. I'm gettin' it now.
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You carry a brain around in your briefcase.
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You wear shoes that look like
Boris Karloff's Frankenstein get-up,
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what are you,some sort of a horror-movie guy?
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No. Clyde,I'm a literary guy.
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What's the writing on your shoes?
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-Reebok.
-Reebok?
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Sounds like a dish on a Chinese carryout menu.
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Oh,you like that,huh?
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I know all your ideas,Clyde.
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After all,I'm you.
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Yeah. I noticed the resemblance.
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Not familiar with the cologne,though.
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It's called Aramis.
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It won't be invented for another 40
years or so,just like my sneakers.
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The devil you say.
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Uh,the devil might come into it.
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Where are you from?
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I come from the future,Clyde,..
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just like a...
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a pulp-magazine story.
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Yeah,you come from
sunnyland sanitarium,more like it.
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But not like a science-fiction story,not exactly.
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What was your father's name,Clyde?
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What has that got to do with the
price of cucumbers on Monday?
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You don't know,do you? What about your mother's?
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Here's a couple of easy ones across the plate.
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Where'd you go to school?What was the name
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of the first girl you ever went all the way with?
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Ok,stop playin' games.
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Where'd you grow up? Carmel?
Dusty Bottom,New Mexico?
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Cut the crap.
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Do you know? Do you?
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Yeah. It was,um...
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"San Diego! Born and raised."
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San Diego.That feels right.
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It feels right because I wrote it.
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What's a Sony? Some sort of a side dish
you get with a Reebok dinner?
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Heh. It's a Japanese electronics company.
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Oh,now you're kiddin' me,mister.
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The Japs can't even make a windup toy.
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Not now.Tell me,Clyde,when is now?
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Do you know the date?
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1938.
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W-wait a minute. Uh,1939.
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Don't feel badly.You don't know,
because I don't know.
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I've always kept the timeline vague in my novels.
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Going more for a feeling.
Call it Chandler American time.
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Works for my readers.
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Ok,tell me what's going on here.
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You're beginning to know,aren't you?
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Maybe I don't know my dad's name or my mom's name
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or the first girl I went to bed with because...
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you don't know. Is that it?
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You're getting warm.
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You don't just own this building.
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You own everything.
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Hot,hot,hot. Hot as a hot potato.
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You see the picture on the
wall to the left of the door?
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Don't do it.
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"On the wall to the left of the door,"a
reveredleader hangs,but always slightly askew.
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That's my way of keeping him in perspective."
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You're a writer. You made me up.
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When? Or is that even the right question?
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You first appeared in a mystery
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called Requiem for A Lady in 19...77.
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You've grown a lot more complex
and interesting since then.
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You were pretty one-dimensional at the beginning.
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What a pisser for me.
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Your latest was called How Like A Fallen Angel.
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I started that in 1995.
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Took me 5 years to finish.
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My life's been interesting,Clyde.
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Yeah? Well,you screwed up big-time with this one.
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I didn't want to scare you any more than I had to.
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Yeah? Well,you're scaring me plenty,mister.
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If you created me
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and you can turn George Washington into
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
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then you can do anything.
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Buster. Here,boy.
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George? Gloria? It's me,Clyde,from next door.
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Here's to you,George and Gloria.
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No more parties. No more trips to palm desert.
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No more basie and ellington
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blowin' through the open window in spring.
256
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No more of that Welsh corgi bark that goes
through your head like slivers of glass.
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You did this.
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You made George kill his wife,
you stinkin' bastard!
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You're a clever boy,Clyde,
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but readers love nasty murders,
because secretly they wanna be the killer,
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shoot the annoying neighbor.
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Strangle that whining girlfriend.
263
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Make-believe is a great healer.
264
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Yeah? Well,it didn't heal the demmicks.
265
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They were good people.
266
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You think you're God,but
you're just a 2-bit bully.
267
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Why,I've beaten wiseguys tougher
than you in your own books.
268
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"His revelations hit me
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like some kind "of debilitating drug.
270
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"All the strength went out of my muscles.
271
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"My legs felt like"a couple of strands
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of al dente spaghetti.
273
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"All I could do was flop back in my chair
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and look at him."
275
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That's not very good,but rapid composition
276
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has never been one of my strong points.
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You son of a bitch.
278
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Yeah.
279
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I suppose I am.
280
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You know your client,mavis weld?
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She was a character in a novel called
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the little sister by raymond chandler.
283
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-Ring a bell?
-No.
284
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No. Of course not.
285
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In your world,chandler never even existed.
286
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But he's the man for every mystery
scribe since then.
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Clyde umney was the name of
the lawyer in playback.
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I did it as an...
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um,a tribute,an hommage.
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00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,400
Hommage? Sounds like a fancy word
for stealing,if you ask me.
291
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,400
So what'd you come here for? What's the heist?
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I came for you,clyde.
293
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For me?
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Sorry.
295
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,900
I'm afraid you're gonna have to think of your
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life in a new way from now on,clyde,
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as a,um... well,as a pair of shoes.
298
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You're stepping out,and I'm stepping in.
299
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,100
Oh. How fascinating.
300
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:34,590
And,uh,what happens to clyde umney?
301
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:37,840
I want you to see something.
This is my personal diary.
302
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,630
Don't even think about it.
303
00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:45,610
This is stuff I didn't make up.
304
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This is my life,
the interesting part.
305
00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,600
Why did you come for me?
306
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,320
There.
307
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,870
It's--
it's about a cemetery.
308
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:21,160
Linda and I went to see our
son's grave every week.
309
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,460
I'm sorry for you,landry.
310
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I can't come here anymore.
311
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,490
Why? Are you behind on writing the book?
312
00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:37,270
- How can you say that?
- Because the book is all you do.
313
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:40,800
Yes,I write in order to stay relatively sane.
314
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:44,720
But coming here is like ripping
out stitches over and over.
315
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,980
I'm not gonna leave danny.
316
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Nobody's leaving him.
317
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:52,800
It's just so cold in the ground,
and he's all alone.
318
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,150
How long do we go on blaming ourselves?
319
00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:00,470
Just give me a minute,will you,hon?
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Mom! Dad!
Look at me!
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They're gonna win.
322
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Don't you dare.
323
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,340
You owe me!
324
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,330
Danny. Danny!
325
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,480
Danny's at the bottom of the pool!
326
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,160
Sam! Sam!
Sam!
327
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,140
Danny's at the bottom of the pool!
Somebody help!
328
00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,850
Danny!
329
00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:02,970
Danny,no!
Get him out!
330
00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:06,610
Get him out!
331
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,650
Where are you?
332
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,060
Uh,page 187.
333
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,410
No. Not what freakin' page you're on.
334
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:29,770
Where are you? How are you?
335
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:32,360
- 'Cause you're not here with me.
- I'm working.
336
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:37,180
You're escaping,off in your own
private universe.
337
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,760
Oh,god.
338
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,410
You know what?
That's great for you,sam.
339
00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,560
Why don't you just live in your
fictional world,
340
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,560
because that way,you never have to face
the fact that we've lost our son.
341
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:51,100
I'm aware of the facts.
342
00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,760
God.
343
00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:02,580
You know what?
Maybe I'm as nutty as you,but sometimes--
344
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,900
sometimes I wish clyde umney were here.
345
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,000
He's definitely younger.
346
00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:11,850
Remember when he saved ardis mcgill
from going crazy
347
00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:15,100
when she lost her little sister to
a life of prostitution
348
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:19,310
and--and how he consoled mrs. Norris
in how like a fallen angel?
349
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:22,280
He gave her hope.
He brought her back to life.
350
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,080
He screwed her brains out.
351
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,080
You just sit there staring at that screen.
352
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:37,640
Linda didn't know it,
but she gave me the idea to come here.
353
00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,810
She's given me a lot of good ideas.
354
00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:43,110
Not only do you steal from that guy ray chandler,
you steal from your own wife.
355
00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:45,240
I've heard of low,but that's bargain basement.
356
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,230
Are you getting this news flash?
357
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:51,730
Writers are the most shameless,
self-centered bastards in the world.
358
00:26:51,730 --> 00:26:55,030
We lie,we seduce,we'll steal your soul--
359
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,690
anything to look good on the page.
360
00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:58,790
Aw,you won't get any tea and sympathy from me.
361
00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:04,260
I'm a bestselling author,
and I don't have the words to console my own wife.
362
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,650
You're my alter ego.
You can do what I can't do.
363
00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:11,490
- Go to linda. Help her.
- You are nuts!
364
00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:15,130
Like the way you saved mrs.
Sternwood from swallowing drain cleaner.
365
00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:18,700
If that'd been me,
I would've had a panic attack,but you were great.
366
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:22,080
I'll stay right here in my own shoes,thanks.
367
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,570
As you say in your world,I am the man.
368
00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:27,300
What the hell does that mean?
We're all men.
369
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,990
Here. Take a powder.
I got work to do.
370
00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:32,140
Don't get snotty.
I made you.
371
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:34,910
Oops. Did we make daddy mad?
372
00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:37,570
Is that how you talked to your little boy?
373
00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:40,290
Damn you.
374
00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:44,120
Ah,what are you gonna do,
turn me into a barking dog?
375
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:49,810
"Dunninger's boys knew they couldn't
touch me "without bringing down the heat,
376
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:54,130
"so they took it out on my girl.
377
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:59,930
Well,not her,exactly,but her little sister."
378
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,230
Don't do this,landry.
379
00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:04,590
"And when ardis found the poor kid,
380
00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:11,190
"she looked like she'd been attacked
"by a circus of crazed monkeys with samurai swords."
381
00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:13,420
Stop it,you stinkin' pervert!
382
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:16,650
"And they carved her face into monkey meat."
383
00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:19,780
They killed her,clyde,my poor little sister.
384
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,330
- I know.
- Why did she have to suffer so?
385
00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:25,640
- Ardis,get the hell out of here.
- I told you it would never be good.
386
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,540
This world of ours is a heartless maze
of greed and hate,and there's no way out.
387
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,890
You're wrong.
The world is bright because you're in it.
388
00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:34,870
Why do bullies always win?
389
00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:36,670
"She was already over the edge.
390
00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:39,790
"And there was nothing I could do to stop her."
391
00:28:39,790 --> 00:28:42,870
They don't always win.
You know why? Because there's love.
392
00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:46,350
"She had taken things into her own hands."
393
00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:48,980
I hear you,my darling.
394
00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,140
Ardis,listen.
395
00:28:51,650 --> 00:28:53,980
N--aah!
396
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,710
I wish you all the love in the world.
397
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,420
You didn't have to do that.
398
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,080
It's a new chapter,pal.
399
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,710
You think you're pretty slick,mr. God almighty,
400
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,890
but you're a bush-league version of god.
401
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:18,420
I'm not your puppet.
You can't control me.
402
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:22,160
"My will ebbing,I pushed on."
403
00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:24,120
- You're dust...
- "this was it."
404
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,530
- And your stories are dust.
- "Final adversary..."
405
00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:28,270
- it's the characters that live on.
- "The last gun battle..."
406
00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:32,870
- nobody'll remember your clever little tricks.
- "That was coming at me like a bullet to the gut."
407
00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:35,310
- But they'll remember clyde umney.
- "The big sleep."
408
00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:37,870
Aw,that's right.
409
00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:40,270
Make everything stop so you can
do anything you want.
410
00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:44,200
Clyde umney would never do that.
He'd call it the coward's way out.
411
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,520
Let me live.
412
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,770
This is my life.
413
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,520
Too late.
414
00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:57,820
It's my name on the windows.
415
00:29:57,820 --> 00:30:00,820
I have always wanted to be a private eye,
416
00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:04,970
ever since I was a little kid,
to live in a world I could understand...
417
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,690
where sweet little boys don't drown,
418
00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:12,220
husbands and wives don't stop loving each other.
419
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,140
That place is here--
420
00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:19,180
my place,my time,los angeles,1938--
421
00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:22,560
and that private eye is me.
422
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:24,780
Is this the end of clyde umney?
423
00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:27,480
I don't exactly know what's coming.
424
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,860
Close your eyes.
425
00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:32,430
I'll try to make this quick.
426
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,550
I hope it doesn't hurt,old buddy.
427
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:39,510
But you could care less if it does,
you arrogant prick.
428
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:43,580
"And so I left town."
429
00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:49,350
"And as to where I finished up,"well,mister,
430
00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:53,560
I think that's my business. Don't you?"
431
00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:58,100
"The end."
432
00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:28,900
sam...
433
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,680
I'm clyde umney.
434
00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:36,610
Gosh,sam,what did you do?
You grow a mustache while I'm mopping the floor?
435
00:31:36,610 --> 00:31:39,130
I'm clyde umney,mrs. Landry,from 1938.
436
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,160
This is a little early for halloween,honey.
437
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,350
Can I come in?
The pool is cold.
438
00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:49,190
What do you expect?
Nobody's used it in months.
439
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,860
I guess nobody would.
440
00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:55,120
Not since your son drowned.
Danny.
441
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,900
He was 6 years old.
442
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,380
Sam told me all about it,and I'm sorry.
443
00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:05,800
It was a tragic accident,ma'am,
and you don't need to be shoulderin' the blame.
444
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,340
When did you talk to sam?
445
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:11,740
When he came into my office
and stole my damn life.
446
00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:13,860
So...
447
00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:17,080
this is the house imagination built.
448
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,430
- Sam was big on imagination.
- Yeah,I can imagine him.
449
00:32:20,430 --> 00:32:23,430
In cement shoes at the bottom of a lake.
450
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,250
Sam talked about this.
451
00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:30,220
He called it the big rewrite.
452
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:35,370
He was gonna write you out of
your world and write himself back in.
453
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:39,240
I just thought it was another
one of his daydreams.
454
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,770
But...
455
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,690
wait. You're...
456
00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:45,710
you're as real as can be.
457
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,620
We swapped lives.
458
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:50,080
That's what must've happened.
459
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,950
What did it feel like?
460
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:55,160
There was a--a lot of bright,green light,
and then...
461
00:32:55,630 --> 00:33:00,440
I guess I came in through the machine,
like a keyhole between 2 worlds.
462
00:33:02,590 --> 00:33:04,860
But it feels all right.
463
00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:08,010
Huh.
464
00:33:08,010 --> 00:33:11,320
That thing is...
black-magic voodoo.
465
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,620
On a good day.
466
00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:17,120
Does this mean that sam is gone?
467
00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:20,010
He's probably got his heels up
on my damn desk right now,
468
00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,570
fleecing my clients and chasing my girl.
469
00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:23,880
Only,she's dead.
470
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,380
He probably brought her back to life,
the selfish bastard.
471
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,240
- Do you want a drink?
- You oughta know.
472
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,010
Oh. Hold the phone.
473
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:54,460
You're a lot more fun in person.
In the novels,you're very grim.
474
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:57,050
Murder is grim,mrs. Landry.
475
00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:02,060
What the hell are we supposed to do now?
476
00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:03,620
Well...
477
00:34:04,010 --> 00:34:06,040
you're a hard-boiled detective,
and I'm a dame.
478
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,070
We could always find some lonely,
gullible type and shoot him for the insurance.
479
00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:15,390
Irony. You didn't have that in your world.
480
00:34:15,390 --> 00:34:19,610
You mean talkin' uppity in order to sound smart?
481
00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:21,810
Yeah...
482
00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:26,030
We had it.
483
00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,120
Sam landry,private investigator.
484
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:47,010
Sam landry,private investigator.
485
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,090
Sam landry here.
486
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,810
Ring.
487
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,260
Landry here.
488
00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:00,030
Doll,I told ya,don't call me at work.
489
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,140
This is gonna be all right.
490
00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:19,020
- Ah. That's swell of you,mrs. Landry.
- Well,I want you to feel at home.
491
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,570
Say,uh...
492
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,300
You know how to work that machine?
493
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,260
Not if you keep calling me mrs. Landry.
494
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,220
Couldn't be any harder than
flyin' an airplane.
495
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:34,470
Like you did in wings of deceit.
You know,that was not sam's best.
496
00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:37,610
He had some success,
and then he got fat and lazy.
497
00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,940
Are you gettin' this news flash,mrs. Landry?
498
00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:43,360
Your husband cared for you.He didn't want you
to suffer anymore because of the kid kickin' off.
499
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,000
That's why I'm here.That's why everything's
loused up,and somehow I gotta get back.
500
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,280
But you can't,
because that's not the way sam wrote it.
501
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,680
Well,screw him.
502
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,840
Sam was right,though.
503
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:58,100
Being with you is having a very positive effect.
504
00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,860
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
505
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,740
Well,I call it hell.
506
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,260
Frozen dinners you cook in a box.
507
00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:06,720
Sneakers that look like frankenstein shoes.
508
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,820
Music that sounds like crows
being steamed alive in a pressure cooker.
509
00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:12,380
There's a lot to recommend in this world.
510
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:14,350
The sushi.
511
00:36:14,350 --> 00:36:16,320
Caller I.D.
512
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,790
300-thread-count egyptian cotton
sheets available by catalog.
513
00:36:20,790 --> 00:36:22,590
Wait a minute.
514
00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,740
Bite me,clyde.
I'm just a tramp.
515
00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:26,990
I know who are.
You're cora papadakis.
516
00:36:26,990 --> 00:36:29,120
The hellcat from requiem for a lady.
517
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,540
You know,sam stole that name from
a man called james M. Cain.
518
00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:34,800
He was a greedy little thief.
519
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,150
- You're no good.
- Oh,god.
520
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,290
- You're a bum.
- Oh,just relax,will you?
521
00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:45,010
We're a married couple.If you and my husband are
the same person,then technically,we must be married.
522
00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:47,490
Ardis mcgill was always supposed
to be my one true love.
523
00:36:47,490 --> 00:36:50,610
But wait. We don't have to
play by his rules,clyde.
524
00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:53,000
We can write our own story.
525
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,710
Oh,let's just drive to mexico,baby,
526
00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:58,720
just you,me,and the road.
527
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:01,650
Let's make a baby.
528
00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,770
I know it's gonna look...
529
00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:06,150
just...
530
00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:08,820
like you.
531
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:15,240
When did you open shop,detective landry?
532
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,610
A few chapters ago.
533
00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:21,370
I see.
534
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,700
So...
535
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,090
what up? Heh heh.
536
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,540
you suspect your wife of fooling around?
537
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,940
Hi,mr. Landry.
538
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:42,140
Candy?
539
00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:43,800
No,thanks.
540
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,630
I'm here to clean your pool.
541
00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:48,800
Oh. So that's what they're callin' it these days.
542
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,250
Ah heh. Yeah.
543
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:53,530
So,you look good.
544
00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:55,810
How's the writing going?
545
00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:57,830
Peachy.
546
00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,000
I'm home,honey!
547
00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:12,870
Bang bang!
548
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,010
Yeah,you better run.
549
00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:18,480
I got a big,bad gun,and you're gonna get it.
550
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,000
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
I'll do anything.
551
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,620
Danny's at the bottom of the pool!
552
00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,190
Danny's at the bottom of...
553
00:38:25,190 --> 00:38:27,770
sam! Sam! No!
554
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,270
Mom!
555
00:38:30,270 --> 00:38:31,980
I'll do anything.
556
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:33,920
Get out! You...
557
00:38:36,350 --> 00:38:38,680
Leave my boy alone!
558
00:38:39,070 --> 00:38:41,260
- You...lousy,two-faced...
- all right,calm down.Calm down.
559
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:43,270
Washed-up divorce detective with bad breath.
560
00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:46,040
Calm down.Calm down,mrs. Landry.
561
00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:48,820
I just want sam and danny.
562
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:50,740
Get ahold of yourself,mrs. Landry.
563
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:52,610
I thought we could start over.
564
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:55,700
I thought we could have a baby
and it would look just like...
565
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,030
No.
566
00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,940
I bought clothes.
567
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,170
I was gonna surprise you with a second honeymoon.
568
00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:05,370
Or first. Or whichever.
But...
569
00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:07,380
you're with her.
570
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,710
It's never gonna change,mrs. Landry.
571
00:39:09,710 --> 00:39:12,510
This is who I am.
This is how it's written.
572
00:39:12,510 --> 00:39:14,000
No. No.
573
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,040
Because sam changed the ending.
574
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,700
Sam thought he was god,but he forgot one thing.
575
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,870
Character is destiny.
576
00:39:20,870 --> 00:39:23,450
Clyde umney's never gonna change.
577
00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:26,110
If it makes you feel any better,
I don't wanna be here either
578
00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:30,840
in this groaning world of yours with its
freight of disease and senseless violence.
579
00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:41,830
Just go.
580
00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:45,440
Just go back to wherever it is you came from.
581
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,740
In a snap,mrs. Landry.
582
00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:52,310
Only,god didn't leave the directions.
583
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,100
- I know she is.
- How do you know?
584
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:10,100
- I saw them together.
- You saw them together.
585
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,350
So that's how you...
586
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,340
put it together.
587
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:16,790
Yes.
588
00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,520
In the toolshed.
589
00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:21,850
What,may I ask...
590
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:25,800
of course,you may ask.
You ask him.
591
00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:29,010
What were they doing in the toolshed?
592
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:32,220
Is it necessary to go into
such personal details?
593
00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:36,440
That's why they say,"private,"
in private eye,mr. Woolrich.
594
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:43,440
That'S...pretty good.
595
00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:03,880
- Need a nurse in here.
- Right there.
596
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,140
His pupils are fixed and dilated.
597
00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:07,900
- Ok. Let's move him.
- Yes,doctor.
598
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,930
1,2,3.
599
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,270
We're losing him.
600
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,820
- No.
- Detective landry.
601
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,220
No...
602
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,600
- What on earth?
- No.
603
00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:57,900
What have I done?
604
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,840
What didn't I do?
605
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,670
"Ardis mcgill was a really great gal.
606
00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:04,680
"I mean,really great.
607
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,400
In the sense that you'd never
met anyone like her before."
608
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,770
Take me back.
609
00:44:11,770 --> 00:44:15,110
Through
the looking glass...now.
610
00:44:18,470 --> 00:44:19,940
Honey,
that's really bad.
611
00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:22,510
Ok,ok,it isn't perfect.
612
00:44:22,510 --> 00:44:24,280
Ha. It sucks.
613
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,780
- But who says you can't learn?
- God.
614
00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:28,680
I guess it's a one-way thing.
615
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,420
You can't just type the words.
You gotta be a real writer.
616
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:33,020
Which is what?
617
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:36,260
A writer wakes up with his mouth full of pity.
618
00:44:36,830 --> 00:44:38,830
Hemingway said that.
619
00:44:38,830 --> 00:44:42,200
How did I know?
I didn'T. It was sam.
620
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,760
Sam's the real writer.
I'm just me.
621
00:44:46,830 --> 00:44:48,780
Forget it,baby.
622
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:51,610
No.
I'm gonna get better at this.
623
00:44:51,610 --> 00:44:55,420
Did you read that,sam?
I'm comin' after you.
624
00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:57,490
I found my way in.
625
00:44:57,490 --> 00:45:00,300
I can see you,
but I don't think you'll be able to see me,
626
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:03,340
not until I wrap my hands
around your neck. Heh heh.
627
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,590
Until next time,pal.
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