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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:44,508 Is it done? 2 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:50,018 He was eating Sardinian casu marzu. 3 00:01:54,528 --> 00:01:56,281 I didn't realize it was still possible 4 00:01:56,364 --> 00:01:58,786 to get casu marzu in this country. 5 00:01:58,870 --> 00:01:59,830 The stomach acid 6 00:01:59,872 --> 00:02:01,416 of a thousand maggots 7 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:02,544 rotting the cheese 8 00:02:02,586 --> 00:02:04,088 from the inside out, 9 00:02:04,213 --> 00:02:06,844 making it richer, 10 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,180 smoother. 11 00:02:10,058 --> 00:02:13,608 But... for the whole thing to work, 12 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,110 you must eat all of it. 13 00:02:18,743 --> 00:02:20,245 The maggots are what make 14 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:22,709 the experience wonderful. 15 00:02:35,359 --> 00:02:36,529 ‐ ‐I didn't call you 16 00:02:36,654 --> 00:02:39,033 for a Gordon Ramsay impression, Wilkes. 17 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,880 I ask again. 18 00:02:45,964 --> 00:02:47,884 Is it done? 19 00:02:48,009 --> 00:02:49,011 It's done. 20 00:02:52,268 --> 00:02:53,395 I wonder what kind of a man 21 00:02:53,478 --> 00:02:55,984 gets casu marzu on demand. 22 00:02:56,025 --> 00:02:57,779 You know who he is, don't you? 23 00:02:57,904 --> 00:02:58,906 Of course I do. 24 00:02:59,031 --> 00:03:00,535 The press are breaking a story on him 25 00:03:00,618 --> 00:03:01,662 in the morning. 26 00:03:01,745 --> 00:03:02,890 No one does this better than you, 27 00:03:02,914 --> 00:03:03,875 and I need him delivered 28 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:05,419 before that happens. 29 00:03:05,503 --> 00:03:06,606 Bring him to the usual place 30 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:07,423 by 2am. 31 00:03:07,507 --> 00:03:09,176 That's in four hours. 32 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,638 No delays. 33 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,557 I trust you to help me 34 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,268 make a statement with this one. 35 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:14,771 Well, he's dead already. 36 00:03:14,813 --> 00:03:16,567 The rest shouldn't take too long. 37 00:03:16,692 --> 00:03:17,694 Good. 38 00:03:17,777 --> 00:03:18,946 And Wilkes? 39 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,783 I know you have your own methods 40 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,787 and I respect that. 41 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:23,998 But maybe try and treat this 42 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,292 like business, 43 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:26,375 just for once? 44 00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:48,336 Ooh, ha! 45 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,344 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 46 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,479 Great costume. 47 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,793 Happy Halloween, dick! 48 00:05:08,206 --> 00:05:10,043 God dammit! 49 00:05:10,085 --> 00:05:11,797 What is this shit? 50 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:13,466 Son of a bitch! 51 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,095 You've got to be kidding me! 52 00:05:23,696 --> 00:05:24,488 Holy shit, man! 53 00:05:24,573 --> 00:05:25,741 Watch where you're going. 54 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,244 What the fuck? 55 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,539 Jesus Christ. 56 00:05:30,543 --> 00:05:31,670 Whoa. 57 00:05:31,712 --> 00:05:33,841 Did you make this? 58 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,595 This is unbelievable. 59 00:05:35,678 --> 00:05:36,429 My God, dude. 60 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,349 This looks so real. 61 00:05:38,474 --> 00:05:39,226 Dot, look at this thing. 62 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,730 Don't call me Dot. 63 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:41,857 Wait a second. 64 00:05:41,982 --> 00:05:43,142 What are you doing right now? 65 00:05:43,234 --> 00:05:44,613 I know, I know that's a weird thing 66 00:05:44,696 --> 00:05:45,865 to ask a stranger, but, 67 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:46,742 we're on our way to this party, 68 00:05:46,825 --> 00:05:47,994 and it's gonna be 69 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:48,996 outrageously cool 70 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:50,123 and, like, super sick, 71 00:05:50,248 --> 00:05:51,083 and I was kind of hoping 72 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,629 we can make a big entrance 73 00:05:52,754 --> 00:05:54,633 at this thing, but, um, 74 00:05:54,716 --> 00:05:56,637 as you can see... 75 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,847 we look pathetic, so... 76 00:05:57,889 --> 00:05:59,493 I got off work, like, 30 minutes ago, so... 77 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:00,746 Still could have made an effort, Nick. 78 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:01,998 ‐Well, I... ‐What are you supposed to be? 79 00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:02,774 ‐What are you dressed as? ‐This is steampunk. 80 00:06:02,899 --> 00:06:04,026 �This��and... �Goggles? 81 00:06:04,151 --> 00:06:04,778 You're dressed as goggles? 82 00:06:04,903 --> 00:06:05,988 I'm sorry, who are you? 83 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:06,615 Shit, sorry, 84 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,284 Alan Morgan Adams 85 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,623 of the Massachusetts Morgan Adamses. 86 00:06:10,706 --> 00:06:11,374 Hey, hey, buddy, 87 00:06:11,499 --> 00:06:12,710 whoa, whoa, whoa. 88 00:06:12,752 --> 00:06:13,879 Where are we goin'? 89 00:06:14,004 --> 00:06:15,090 Are you, like, 90 00:06:15,131 --> 00:06:16,193 the British American Psycho or something? 91 00:06:16,217 --> 00:06:17,261 Whoa, Dorothy. 92 00:06:17,386 --> 00:06:18,764 Sorry, you gotta forgive her. 93 00:06:18,889 --> 00:06:19,891 She's from Westlake. 94 00:06:19,975 --> 00:06:21,245 We're still workin' on her manners. 95 00:06:21,269 --> 00:06:22,104 We're kind of a... 96 00:06:22,145 --> 00:06:23,774 My Fair Lady type of deal. 97 00:06:23,899 --> 00:06:24,901 Yeah, yeah. 98 00:06:25,026 --> 00:06:26,738 He's the, self�important drunk perv 99 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:28,157 who thinks that he's a big deal, 100 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:28,909 and I'm just the bad ass 101 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:30,096 everyone wants to hang out with. 102 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,289 So is this, like, your... 103 00:06:31,414 --> 00:06:33,544 latest victim or something? 104 00:06:33,669 --> 00:06:35,046 Yes, for now. 105 00:06:35,171 --> 00:06:36,424 Okay, dude, dude, dude, dude. 106 00:06:36,508 --> 00:06:37,802 You gotta come with us. 107 00:06:37,927 --> 00:06:38,679 What can I say 108 00:06:38,804 --> 00:06:40,056 that is gonna get you there? 109 00:06:40,181 --> 00:06:41,341 There's gonna be an open bar. 110 00:06:41,392 --> 00:06:42,592 Does that do anything for you? 111 00:06:42,687 --> 00:06:43,790 There's gonna be outrageously hot chicks, 112 00:06:43,814 --> 00:06:45,442 - like crazy hot chicks. - Wow. 113 00:06:45,568 --> 00:06:46,945 - Fucking gag me. - Okay, okay. 114 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,574 Everybody is gonna be there, man. 115 00:06:48,657 --> 00:06:49,826 I can assure you 116 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,287 that the party we're going to 117 00:06:51,329 --> 00:06:52,414 is a million times cooler 118 00:06:52,497 --> 00:06:53,792 than the party you were going to. 119 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:54,627 My buddy Jack, 120 00:06:54,669 --> 00:06:55,755 he, he's the host. 121 00:06:55,796 --> 00:06:57,132 He always does this, like, 122 00:06:57,174 --> 00:06:58,426 grand arrival, 123 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,512 and everyone flips out 124 00:06:59,554 --> 00:07:00,615 about his costume, but this thing, 125 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:02,017 this is gonna blow his cock off. 126 00:07:02,059 --> 00:07:04,146 Look, someone slashed my tires, 127 00:07:04,188 --> 00:07:04,689 and I really need��. 128 00:07:04,814 --> 00:07:05,816 You need a ride. 129 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:06,442 Done. 130 00:07:06,568 --> 00:07:07,319 That we can do. 131 00:07:07,402 --> 00:07:08,321 We can get you a ride, man. 132 00:07:08,404 --> 00:07:09,657 Consider it done. 133 00:07:09,699 --> 00:07:11,703 Please walk away. 134 00:07:11,828 --> 00:07:13,331 Yeah, no, there's... 135 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:14,685 there's no way you're gonna get a cab 136 00:07:14,709 --> 00:07:15,937 �with this thing, dude, so... �Hey! 137 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:17,464 He's right, that's a good point, Nick. 138 00:07:17,548 --> 00:07:18,675 Thank you for finally making 139 00:07:18,717 --> 00:07:19,844 a contribution. 140 00:07:19,928 --> 00:07:21,281 No one's gonna let you in the back of a cab 141 00:07:21,305 --> 00:07:22,408 with this thing, you'll make a mess. 142 00:07:22,432 --> 00:07:24,103 Come with us for one drink. 143 00:07:24,186 --> 00:07:26,357 Just one drink, you walk right back out, 144 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,693 you're out on the streets, 145 00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:29,488 you're killin' all your victims in no time. 146 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,662 You know what? 147 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:34,415 That actually sounds like 148 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:35,960 a really good idea. 149 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:37,462 Let's do it. 150 00:07:37,547 --> 00:07:38,339 What? 151 00:07:38,423 --> 00:07:39,174 I can't believe that worked. 152 00:07:39,216 --> 00:07:40,594 Wow, I did not see that coming. 153 00:07:40,719 --> 00:07:41,823 It's the best night of my life. 154 00:07:41,847 --> 00:07:42,849 This is exciting. 155 00:07:42,974 --> 00:07:45,061 What an exciting turn of events. 156 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:46,230 Lift with your legs, Nick. 157 00:07:46,355 --> 00:07:47,441 There's four of us. 158 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:48,694 If we all just, um... 159 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:49,737 My gosh. 160 00:07:49,863 --> 00:07:51,240 Slashed your tires? 161 00:07:51,323 --> 00:07:53,202 Bunch of fuckin' savages in this town. 162 00:07:54,956 --> 00:07:56,375 Put your back into it, Nick. 163 00:07:56,459 --> 00:07:57,459 It's pretty heavy. 164 00:08:19,756 --> 00:08:22,385 Yeah, here we go! 165 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,722 This way, this way, come on! 166 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:26,227 Here we go again! 167 00:08:26,352 --> 00:08:28,189 That ought to be good. 168 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:29,483 Prop him up there. 169 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:31,111 Do not move, okay? 170 00:08:31,237 --> 00:08:32,465 Don't move, I'm gonna go find Jack. 171 00:08:32,489 --> 00:08:33,742 Especially this guy. 172 00:08:42,008 --> 00:08:44,012 Everybody raise your hands! 173 00:09:20,878 --> 00:09:22,005 Where is this guy? 174 00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:25,638 Girls and boys, 175 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,432 queer gender friends, 176 00:09:27,558 --> 00:09:29,771 please turn your eyes to the dance floor 177 00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:33,069 and welcome your host, 178 00:09:33,152 --> 00:09:35,658 Jack Baker, 179 00:09:35,699 --> 00:09:38,162 Monster Maker! 180 00:09:41,126 --> 00:09:42,546 Shit. 181 00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:56,198 Hello Alan. 182 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,335 Unreal. 183 00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:16,321 Dalmore neat, double. 184 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,202 Here. 185 00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:21,833 Here, want it? 186 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:22,916 Yeah. 187 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,974 �Yeah. �Excuse me. 188 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,057 Yeah. 189 00:11:16,483 --> 00:11:20,659 Your costume is... 190 00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:21,870 brilliant. 191 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,003 It's not a costume. 192 00:11:27,255 --> 00:11:28,884 Yeah, more of a prop, 193 00:11:28,925 --> 00:11:30,261 I guess, right? 194 00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:31,681 The whole package really works. 195 00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:33,643 The suit, the blood. 196 00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:36,440 Maggie. 197 00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,667 Let them eat cake. 198 00:11:47,295 --> 00:11:49,049 She never said that. 199 00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:50,235 You know, Marie Antoinette, 200 00:11:50,259 --> 00:11:51,428 she never actually said, 201 00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,558 "Let them eat cake." 202 00:11:53,683 --> 00:11:54,560 It was just a thing 203 00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:55,646 that French like to attribute 204 00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:56,438 to every foreign queen 205 00:11:56,564 --> 00:11:57,524 they didn't like the look of. 206 00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:58,669 I mean, when things go wrong, 207 00:11:58,693 --> 00:11:59,570 why blame the king 208 00:11:59,695 --> 00:12:00,279 when you can blame 209 00:12:00,321 --> 00:12:01,824 his bitch of a wife? 210 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,962 She's a very meaningful woman, 211 00:12:08,045 --> 00:12:08,588 I think. 212 00:12:08,672 --> 00:12:09,672 Um, famous, 213 00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:11,093 but as a caricature 214 00:12:11,218 --> 00:12:12,930 that confirms men's prejudices 215 00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:13,598 against women�� 216 00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:14,934 frivolous, ditzy, 217 00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:17,105 obsessed with buying shoes, 218 00:12:17,188 --> 00:12:18,190 silly, pretty, 219 00:12:18,232 --> 00:12:19,610 tragic little bon�bon 220 00:12:19,735 --> 00:12:21,363 good for porn, good for scorn, 221 00:12:21,488 --> 00:12:22,616 nothing in between. 222 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,844 Well, you have really thought 223 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,664 about your costume. 224 00:12:25,706 --> 00:12:26,916 Says the guy dragging 225 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,085 a corpse around? 226 00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:31,801 Did you not come here 227 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:34,849 with friends, Maggie? 228 00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:35,974 Just me. 229 00:12:36,853 --> 00:12:37,730 I hesitated to come, 230 00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,190 but tonight felt like 231 00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:40,670 the kind of night something might happen. 232 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:41,612 Well, you certainly make 233 00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:42,823 that costume work. 234 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:44,117 A girl is expected to dress 235 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,871 a little provocatively 236 00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:47,833 when she's invited 237 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:48,835 to one of these parties. 238 00:12:48,877 --> 00:12:50,004 Why would a girl want to be 239 00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:51,507 invited to one of these parties? 240 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:52,591 I don't know, 241 00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:53,636 one of these parties, 242 00:12:53,762 --> 00:12:54,471 one of these clubs, 243 00:12:54,513 --> 00:12:55,515 one of these jobs. 244 00:12:55,599 --> 00:12:56,851 It might be 230 years 245 00:12:56,893 --> 00:12:58,020 since the French Revolution, 246 00:12:58,103 --> 00:13:00,024 but boys still need the illusion 247 00:13:00,107 --> 00:13:02,028 of silly, tragic little bon�bons. 248 00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:03,865 Maybe that's not your problem. 249 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,746 Maybe that's obviously 250 00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:07,623 occurred to me before, 251 00:13:07,748 --> 00:13:08,499 and I don't need it 252 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,252 mansplained to me by a stranger. 253 00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:17,601 So how long did it take you 254 00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:19,145 to stuff it? 255 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:20,857 You don't stuff it, 256 00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:23,613 it's more of, um... roll, 257 00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:26,536 like a... pig in blanket. 258 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:27,871 Those are harder 259 00:13:27,913 --> 00:13:29,499 to roll cleanly than they look. 260 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,796 It gets easier every time you do it. 261 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,675 I do it this way every Halloween. 262 00:13:35,302 --> 00:13:36,405 You have to be a lot more careful 263 00:13:36,429 --> 00:13:37,431 disposing of a dead body 264 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:38,685 on a normal evening. 265 00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,189 Right. 266 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:46,576 Would you like me to... 267 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,953 let you in on something? 268 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,170 People think that killing 269 00:13:52,295 --> 00:13:53,422 is the hard part. 270 00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,052 They also assume that 271 00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:57,305 the necessary next step 272 00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,267 is hiding the evidence, 273 00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:00,562 but it's not. 274 00:14:00,687 --> 00:14:02,691 You can't do it, not reliably. 275 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,196 You have to come up with 276 00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:06,532 an alternative story 277 00:14:06,574 --> 00:14:08,410 for how this person died. 278 00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:09,580 Needs its own narrative, 279 00:14:09,663 --> 00:14:10,540 its own evidence, 280 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,586 its own culprit. 281 00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:13,420 Takes more effort, 282 00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:14,422 but if you can do it correctly, 283 00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:15,592 it works. 284 00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,936 You can do anything, 285 00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:22,164 as long as you don't give people 286 00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:23,190 the time to decide 287 00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:24,234 it's something different 288 00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:25,987 from what you're telling them it is. 289 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:31,331 And that... is what makes this... 290 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:32,584 special. 291 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:34,797 That makes sense. 292 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,122 I'm not sure it all comes across 293 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,099 in the costume, but... 294 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:42,103 that makes sense. 295 00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:43,105 Okay, dude, a toast 296 00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:44,440 to every Friday the 13th movie. 297 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,317 Let's do this. 298 00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,570 Friday the 13th. 299 00:14:47,572 --> 00:14:50,119 �Friday the 13th Part 2. �Part 2. 300 00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:51,872 "Midway upon life's journey, 301 00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:54,753 I found myself within a forest dark." 302 00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:57,634 "For the straightforward path 303 00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:58,886 had been lost." 304 00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:01,976 Hell's empty 305 00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:03,270 and all the devils are here. 306 00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:08,030 Jason Takes Manhattan. 307 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:10,910 Aw! 308 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,036 Ew. 309 00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:17,340 Are you leaving? 310 00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:19,762 I've been promised a ride to work. 311 00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:22,893 You came with that guy Alan, right? 312 00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:23,978 He's friends with Jack. 313 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:24,772 I work for Jack. 314 00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:25,899 Um, he's designing 315 00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:28,111 this horror virtual reality thing, 316 00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,531 and I'm the coder who has to do 317 00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:30,282 all the damn work. 318 00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:31,660 I��it's really... 319 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:32,788 really makes you feel good 320 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,666 about those student loan debts. 321 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,376 Worth it. 322 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,631 Um, I can, 323 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,551 get you a car and drive you. 324 00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,398 Is anybody expecting you 325 00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:47,901 home tonight, Maggie? 326 00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,195 Not a soul. 327 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,034 Well, all right then. 328 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,002 I'll be right back. 329 00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:00,510 Make that booty drop. 330 00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:07,189 Hey, what's up, girl? 331 00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,570 Hey, sexual harassment 332 00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:10,947 is a crime, shithead. 333 00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:12,576 �Whatever. �Criminal! 334 00:16:14,328 --> 00:16:14,913 Hi. 335 00:16:14,955 --> 00:16:16,082 We're almost ready. 336 00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,838 I just��I��the body thing is huge. 337 00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:20,215 I was just��figured we could use 338 00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,344 some help getting it downstairs. 339 00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,098 There is no "we." 340 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:28,566 What? 341 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:29,735 I agreed to one drink. 342 00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:30,945 I've had three. 343 00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:31,947 Car, now. 344 00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,701 - Dude, chill. - What, no. 345 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,745 I already told Maggie 346 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,955 you can borrow my car. 347 00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,333 Now come on! 348 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,796 Enjoy yourself for a bit? 349 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,055 Take me to your car now 350 00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:44,973 or I will kill you 351 00:16:45,098 --> 00:16:46,977 at your own party. 352 00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:51,987 You really got this killer thing down. 353 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,365 You nailed it. 354 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,490 I like it. 355 00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,168 All right, all right. 356 00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:00,547 I'll take you downstairs. 357 00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:04,262 But first, shots! 358 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,397 Finally we get to the good shit. 359 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,946 Dude, he never lets anyone in there. 360 00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,323 This night's gonna be epic. 361 00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,577 Okay? 362 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:21,421 Hey, don't break anything. 363 00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,053 Come on, one shot won't kill you. 364 00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:46,095 Every single one of those 365 00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:48,559 literally cost thousands of dollars. 366 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,437 Yeah, I got money 367 00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:51,479 and talent. 368 00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:57,117 So I'm gonna need those car keys now. 369 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:57,869 Yeah, we should probably 370 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,994 get back to the party. 371 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:00,833 Aw, not yet, guys. 372 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,336 Come on. 373 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,591 Hey. 374 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,300 Hey, where are you going 375 00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:06,970 in such a hurry anyway? 376 00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:07,847 Can we come? 377 00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:08,599 Yo, dude, 378 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:09,475 this is your party. 379 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,728 You got Sasha Grey DJing. 380 00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:12,457 You can't leave�� he can't leave the party. 381 00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,318 I can do whatever I want. 382 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,241 Guys, this��this is what 383 00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:18,619 tonight is all about. 384 00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,205 All Hallow's Eve, 385 00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,126 the night we put our masks on 386 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:26,259 and let our dark, unpredictable sides fly. 387 00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,516 This guy, man, look at him. 388 00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,227 The costume, woo! 389 00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,605 The performance. 390 00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,733 I'm telling you, bro, 391 00:18:33,774 --> 00:18:36,864 next level commitment. 392 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,034 Think about it, guys. 393 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,346 How do we usually end the night? 394 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,999 Me, sittin' at home 395 00:18:42,082 --> 00:18:43,878 watching Plan 9 from Outer Space, 396 00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:45,213 mixing cocktails, 397 00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:46,759 sending unsolicited dick pics 398 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,136 to Dorothy. 399 00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:52,144 Or, guys, we keep the party goin', right? 400 00:18:52,227 --> 00:18:53,354 Keep the party goin', 401 00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:54,524 lookin' for somebody, 402 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,154 like this guy right here. 403 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,366 I don't know what's goin' down tonight, 404 00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:02,372 but I am feeling so, 405 00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,544 what's the word? Alive. 406 00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,422 I'm feelin' so alive right now, guys. 407 00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:19,073 Yeah, he, um... 408 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,325 he occasionally... 409 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,914 does that. 410 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:25,545 Wait. 411 00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,172 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 412 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:30,930 Whoa. 413 00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,809 This animatronic too? 414 00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,938 Woo, that is amazing! 415 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,819 Give it a kick, it'll stop. 416 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,170 You can do better than that. 417 00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:47,922 Really? 418 00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,174 All right. 419 00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:55,312 �Whoa! �Whoa! 420 00:19:55,353 --> 00:19:56,353 Shit! 421 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,583 Did I fix it? 422 00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:06,666 I don't know. 423 00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:09,338 Did you? 424 00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:19,234 Jesus! 425 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,560 �Shit! �That's an actual body! 426 00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:21,447 That's an actual body. 427 00:20:21,489 --> 00:20:22,700 Okay, okay, okay. 428 00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,119 That's a dead person for real. 429 00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,969 Put your fucking hands down. 430 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,012 Sorry. 431 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,744 Accepting a ride from strangers 432 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,873 is always such a bad idea. 433 00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:49,253 So... 434 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,463 did you kill this guy? 435 00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:51,693 Well, he wasn't dead a minute ago. 436 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,096 If he is now, then technically 437 00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,140 you killed him. 438 00:20:57,019 --> 00:20:58,229 Are you, are you a hitman 439 00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,150 or something, or... 440 00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:03,657 Jesus Christ, man. 441 00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,285 You can't just kill people! 442 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,047 'Course you can. 443 00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:14,929 Shit! 444 00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:22,653 Shit, man! 445 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:23,775 I was just on VentureBeat's 446 00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:24,783 list of 40 under 40, 447 00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,703 I can't die like this! 448 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,542 Okay, what's your name? 449 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,168 Um... 450 00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:31,922 It's Jack, right? 451 00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,382 And what do you do, Jack? 452 00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,886 I'm an artist. 453 00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:37,307 I have a trust fund, okay? 454 00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:38,184 Please! 455 00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,436 And would you define yourself 456 00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:40,815 as "sane"? 457 00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:43,946 Anything you do other than 458 00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,574 eat, sleep, shit, fuck, and kill 459 00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:48,204 is a symptom of insanity. 460 00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:49,916 You see, there was a point 461 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,293 during human evolution 462 00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:52,212 where something, 463 00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:54,466 some neuron pathway misfired, 464 00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,055 and we all became self�aware. 465 00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:58,684 That is to say, 466 00:21:58,725 --> 00:21:59,978 we became insane. 467 00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:04,069 We are balls of flesh and bone 468 00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:05,071 on a rock of ice 469 00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:07,492 spinning through a dark, random universe 470 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,121 designed only to survive, 471 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,833 but then something happened in our DNA 472 00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,296 where we went, "Hey, wait, wait, wait." 473 00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,216 What if I matter? 474 00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,470 "What if it's all about me?" 475 00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,478 Did you ever watch those, um... 476 00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:23,482 the David Attenborough shows? 477 00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,240 They're magnificent, right? 478 00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,244 Full of death. 479 00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,121 And yet in a way, 480 00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:31,875 it makes sense. 481 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,103 And then you try and watch the news 482 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:33,879 and it's crazy. 483 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,215 There's no sense at all. 484 00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:36,944 And I will answer that other question for you. 485 00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:38,764 Does a crazy person know they're crazy? 486 00:22:38,889 --> 00:22:42,395 Yes, it's called a conscience. 487 00:22:42,479 --> 00:22:44,107 Jiminy Cricket, 488 00:22:44,149 --> 00:22:45,611 that's just the part of our brains 489 00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,239 screaming at the psychic tear 490 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,282 caused by the gulf 491 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,286 between what we are 492 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,209 and what we pretend to be. 493 00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:58,595 You think the world needs 494 00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:00,766 your doodles, artist? 495 00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:03,730 There's no art in the natural world. 496 00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:07,530 There is murder. 497 00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:10,786 Do you really think 498 00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,542 it made a difference to the world 499 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,420 if he lived or died? 500 00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:20,907 That was the most amazing thing 501 00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:22,058 I've ever heard. 502 00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,275 Do you know how often 503 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,070 I've wanted to do that to somebody? 504 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,372 That's a... 505 00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,170 Car keys, now. 506 00:23:36,295 --> 00:23:37,673 Jack, he's gonna fucking kill us. 507 00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:38,757 �... �He's right. 508 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,552 He is right. 509 00:23:39,677 --> 00:23:41,430 However, if you agree to help me, 510 00:23:41,556 --> 00:23:43,434 I promise I'll make it quick. 511 00:23:45,647 --> 00:23:46,691 Top drawer. 512 00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:52,703 You. 513 00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:21,845 Close the drawer. 514 00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:37,710 What the hell was that? 515 00:24:37,751 --> 00:24:39,004 I rigged it as an escape route. 516 00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:39,881 I thought it would be a fun way 517 00:24:39,964 --> 00:24:41,258 to impress girls. 518 00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:42,469 That is so rapey. 519 00:24:43,763 --> 00:24:44,515 My God! 520 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,640 Go, go, go, go. 521 00:24:48,147 --> 00:24:49,467 �Jack, Jack, what are you�� Jack! 522 00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,502 Stop, stop the music! 523 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,131 Please, somebody call the police! 524 00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:04,012 One of my guests is trying to kill us! 525 00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:11,861 What the fuck? 526 00:25:11,903 --> 00:25:12,905 Come on! 527 00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:15,911 Jesus Christ. 528 00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:16,994 Go, go, go. 529 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:28,913 I didn't know about the drawer, 530 00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:29,937 I swear. 531 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:38,999 What's wrong with you? 532 00:25:47,933 --> 00:25:49,060 I know Jack. 533 00:25:49,185 --> 00:25:50,623 If there's a shortcut way out of this room, 534 00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:51,440 it's gonna be revealed 535 00:25:51,524 --> 00:25:52,818 by some smug, nerdy 536 00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:54,697 inside joke onanism. 537 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,199 I can figure it out. 538 00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:06,846 Thank you. 539 00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:16,114 Hurry up, come on! 540 00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:18,995 Guys, what the hell are we doing? 541 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,331 But why did we take this thing? 542 00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:21,793 Dude, this thing is a person. 543 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:22,795 Dude, there's probably a reward 544 00:26:22,836 --> 00:26:23,797 out on this guy. 545 00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:25,216 �What? �What? 546 00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:25,967 There's always a reward 547 00:26:26,093 --> 00:26:27,345 when you turn in a murderer. 548 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,658 They're gonna give us a pile of money. 549 00:26:28,682 --> 00:26:30,560 Everyone's gonna love us. 550 00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:31,562 We're gonna be heroes! 551 00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:32,815 My��what are you, 552 00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:34,359 Dog the Bounty Hunter? 553 00:26:34,442 --> 00:26:35,737 Is that not why you picked it up? 554 00:26:35,821 --> 00:26:36,572 It is not an it, 555 00:26:36,614 --> 00:26:37,574 it is a person 556 00:26:37,616 --> 00:26:38,702 that might still be alive. 557 00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:39,452 Yeah, but that guy's 558 00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,622 gonna want it�� 559 00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:42,250 him��back. 560 00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:44,880 Wait. 561 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:48,095 Why is this suddenly our problem? 562 00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:49,137 Okay. 563 00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:51,369 We're gonna give him to the cops 564 00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:53,272 and then he stops being our problem. 565 00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:54,399 Okay? 566 00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,861 Jack, keys? 567 00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:56,654 What? 568 00:26:56,738 --> 00:26:57,531 You were giving that guy a ride. 569 00:26:57,614 --> 00:26:58,365 Yeah, but he went all psycho 570 00:26:58,407 --> 00:26:59,910 before I could grab the keys. 571 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,496 Then why the fuck are we down here? 572 00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:02,539 I thought you guys drove! 573 00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:03,500 My God! 574 00:27:03,585 --> 00:27:04,879 Nick drove us, you jackass. 575 00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:06,339 He parked three blocks away. 576 00:27:06,381 --> 00:27:08,010 Okay, so where are his keys? 577 00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:12,728 Aw, shit. 578 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,580 He wasn't wrong about you, was he? 579 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,933 You are a hitman, right? 580 00:27:37,528 --> 00:27:40,407 Could be in here for a really long time, 581 00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:41,451 you know? 582 00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,106 �Dude, Uber, right? �Yes. 583 00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,693 �Yes. �Are you kidding me? 584 00:28:18,735 --> 00:28:19,987 Call 911. 585 00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,448 Okay... 586 00:28:21,489 --> 00:28:22,594 Shit, I left my phone upstairs. 587 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,745 My God, okay, fine. 588 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:24,622 I'll get the car. 589 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,456 No one is gonna let us 590 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,643 get into the car with a body. 591 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,588 No, no, they can be heroes with us. 592 00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:29,798 Are you serious? 593 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,842 Look, call the cops. 594 00:28:32,971 --> 00:28:34,474 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 595 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,309 When we came in here, 596 00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:36,227 there were cops outside. 597 00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,190 Yes, go, go now. 598 00:28:38,231 --> 00:28:39,317 Go. 599 00:28:46,498 --> 00:28:48,251 What did you say you wanted, Randy? 600 00:28:51,509 --> 00:28:53,846 A cinnamon raisin bagel, toasted, 601 00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:55,265 half butter��half�� 602 00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:57,604 otherwise it gets all drippy. 603 00:28:57,646 --> 00:28:59,023 Two creams, two sugars 604 00:28:59,107 --> 00:29:00,275 in the coffee. 605 00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,154 What the hell is this? 606 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,162 Central, this is Unit 1�Alpha�7�8. 607 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:08,125 Think I got another drunk and disorderly. 608 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,837 He's possibly on drugs. 609 00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:10,880 Hey! 610 00:29:11,006 --> 00:29:13,468 �Please! �Definitely on drugs. 611 00:29:13,511 --> 00:29:14,470 Please, I need you. 612 00:29:14,513 --> 00:29:15,793 Hey, what the hell are you doin'? 613 00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:17,119 Jesus Christ, I'm so happy to see you. 614 00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:18,478 Step back from the window. 615 00:29:18,521 --> 00:29:19,606 Now. 616 00:29:19,648 --> 00:29:21,151 Sir, um, 617 00:29:21,234 --> 00:29:22,486 my friends, they're down there, 618 00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:23,781 and in the building over there. 619 00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,284 We��we need�� we need you to come. 620 00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:26,727 I need you to come with me, please. 621 00:29:27,748 --> 00:29:28,541 Hey West, I got a couple 622 00:29:28,624 --> 00:29:29,752 of drunks to deal with. 623 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,758 You need me to come back? 624 00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:35,429 Nah, I got it. 625 00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:37,183 All right, son. 626 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,018 Show me. 627 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:38,770 Come on, come on, come on! 628 00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,189 Please hurry up, come on! 629 00:29:40,272 --> 00:29:41,274 He's coming back! 630 00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:42,819 Okay. 631 00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:56,680 No... 632 00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:00,814 Count of Monte Cristo. 633 00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:03,193 Classic prison escape scene. 634 00:30:03,276 --> 00:30:04,547 Code is probably the release date 635 00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:05,322 for The Exorcist 636 00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,326 or THX1138 637 00:30:07,451 --> 00:30:08,538 or... 638 00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,068 We work pretty well together. 639 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,989 There is no "we." 640 00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:31,457 Guys! 641 00:30:31,584 --> 00:30:32,711 Guys! 642 00:30:32,836 --> 00:30:33,963 �Yes! �Yes, yes, yes! 643 00:30:34,046 --> 00:30:35,592 Yes! 644 00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:36,802 Thank God. 645 00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,096 Come on, guys. 646 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:39,576 Look, I know it's Halloween and everything, 647 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,475 but you could really scare the hell 648 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,580 out of somebody with this thing. 649 00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:42,981 No, no, please, we need your help. 650 00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:43,733 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 651 00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:44,860 Stay where you are, miss. 652 00:30:44,985 --> 00:30:45,737 Officer, please��. 653 00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:46,614 Hey, stay where you are! 654 00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:47,489 No, no, no, please, 655 00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:48,366 you don't understand. 656 00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:49,578 Command, I got a code 6A, 657 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,580 three intoxicated persons, 658 00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:51,624 one hysterical female. 659 00:30:51,707 --> 00:30:52,374 �Whoa! �What? 660 00:30:52,499 --> 00:30:53,586 You fucking asshole! 661 00:30:53,628 --> 00:30:54,755 Stand down! 662 00:30:54,838 --> 00:30:55,840 Female is possibly armed. 663 00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:56,759 Stand down from what, 664 00:30:56,842 --> 00:30:57,384 you fucking moron? 665 00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:58,136 Someone is dead here 666 00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:58,971 and we need your help. 667 00:30:59,013 --> 00:30:59,765 Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay. 668 00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:00,642 It's gettin' away from us here. 669 00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:01,953 I know this doesn't look good. 670 00:31:01,977 --> 00:31:02,729 Just listen to me. 671 00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:04,357 My name is Alan Morgan Adams. 672 00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:07,781 Of the Massachusetts Morgan Adamses. 673 00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:10,118 Okay, were not the ones you're looking for. 674 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,800 He is going to be here any fucking second, 675 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:12,498 so can we��. 676 00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:13,751 No, freeze right now! 677 00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:14,503 No, wait! 678 00:31:14,628 --> 00:31:16,381 Look, it's a real person. 679 00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:23,896 Wait, is that who I think it is? 680 00:31:27,111 --> 00:31:28,614 He's famous. 681 00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:29,407 Yeah. 682 00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:30,785 And rich. 683 00:31:30,868 --> 00:31:32,037 Yeah. 684 00:31:32,162 --> 00:31:33,749 And beautiful. 685 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,043 Yeah. 686 00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,429 All right, so wait, just walk�� 687 00:31:40,555 --> 00:31:41,741 walk me through all this again. 688 00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:42,765 No, no, you need to call 689 00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:43,519 for backup right now 690 00:31:43,561 --> 00:31:44,622 or we are all going to die. 691 00:31:44,646 --> 00:31:46,065 You tell me who did this. 692 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,194 Guys. 693 00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:01,262 He did it. 694 00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:02,139 Hey. 695 00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,058 Hey you, stop right there! 696 00:32:03,183 --> 00:32:04,435 �Shit. �Freeze! 697 00:32:04,561 --> 00:32:05,521 Just shoot the bastard! 698 00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:06,565 Miss, you stay back, 699 00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:07,817 you let me take care of this. 700 00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:10,782 Now this is your last warning. 701 00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:11,909 What are you doing? 702 00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:12,911 Do you really think Chief Wiggum's 703 00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:14,581 gonna save the day? 704 00:32:14,706 --> 00:32:16,334 Good point. 705 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,213 Put your hands where I can see them. 706 00:32:22,179 --> 00:32:24,225 I said put your hands up! 707 00:32:25,686 --> 00:32:26,479 Ooh, wait. 708 00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:27,857 God... 709 00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,611 Hey, stop! 710 00:32:29,694 --> 00:32:31,072 Come on, stop! 711 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:34,830 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 712 00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:35,581 Don't go anywhere! 713 00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,334 You stop right now! 714 00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:40,842 My��. 715 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,469 What the hell! 716 00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:43,595 I... 717 00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:22,382 Hey Randy. 718 00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:24,136 They're out of cinnamon raisin, buddy. 719 00:33:35,868 --> 00:33:37,037 Can you believe that? 720 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,791 You're a murderer, they're thieves, 721 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,126 I'm the one who gets shot. 722 00:33:41,672 --> 00:33:42,924 Okay, I can find them. 723 00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,176 I just need a computer. 724 00:33:44,301 --> 00:33:45,387 If they have a cell phone, 725 00:33:45,428 --> 00:33:46,430 I can track them. 726 00:33:50,815 --> 00:33:51,817 A flesh wound. 727 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,765 �... �Talk and walk. 728 00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:13,401 - Okay. - Okay. 729 00:34:13,527 --> 00:34:14,904 Fuck. 730 00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,242 Guys, what the fuck are we gonna do now? 731 00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:18,286 My God, I've never been 732 00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:19,873 this close to a famous person before. 733 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,419 Dude, put that thing down, man! 734 00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:23,648 No, we're not putting him down! 735 00:34:23,672 --> 00:34:24,298 Are you kidding me? 736 00:34:24,423 --> 00:34:25,175 You guys know who this is 737 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,010 and we get to be the ones 738 00:34:26,052 --> 00:34:26,678 that rescued him. 739 00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:27,762 Wait a second. 740 00:34:28,431 --> 00:34:29,684 Hey, you know what? 741 00:34:29,809 --> 00:34:30,811 We're not rescuing him 742 00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,397 because he's dead! 743 00:34:33,441 --> 00:34:34,443 Okay, whatever. 744 00:34:34,527 --> 00:34:35,881 We need to get off the street, okay? 745 00:34:35,905 --> 00:34:36,924 And why couldn't he just kill, 746 00:34:36,948 --> 00:34:39,411 like, Elijah Wood or someone small? 747 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,290 We could just take that. 748 00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:42,376 Yeah, you want to rip off 749 00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:43,169 a homeless guy? 750 00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:43,921 Do you want to shoot a puppy 751 00:34:44,046 --> 00:34:44,798 while we're at it too? 752 00:34:44,881 --> 00:34:45,800 I'm sorry, would you rather 753 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,052 that the fucking psychopath 754 00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,304 catches up with us, Dot? 755 00:34:49,557 --> 00:34:50,518 �Okay, okay. �That's right. 756 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:51,310 �Yeah, yeah, yeah. �Thank you. 757 00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:52,563 Yep, right, right, right. 758 00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:53,691 Okay. 759 00:34:56,697 --> 00:34:58,449 Hi, we just need to borrow this. 760 00:34:58,575 --> 00:35:01,288 Over my dead... 761 00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:02,332 body. 762 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,044 Yeah, that, that exactly, yes, um... 763 00:35:04,086 --> 00:35:06,591 That's good enough, right? 764 00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:07,844 Yup. 765 00:35:07,969 --> 00:35:09,072 So sorry, we're gonna take really good care of it. 766 00:35:09,096 --> 00:35:09,806 Thanks so much. 767 00:35:09,848 --> 00:35:10,933 Nice to meet you. 768 00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,227 Hey, I know homelessness 769 00:35:12,352 --> 00:35:13,354 is a complex issue 770 00:35:13,438 --> 00:35:14,709 that can't be solved by charity alone, 771 00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,110 so I, I hope this helps 772 00:35:16,235 --> 00:35:17,864 the situation just a little. 773 00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:18,866 Sorry, man. 774 00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:19,701 Thank you. 775 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,243 God bless you. 776 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,621 Jack, come on! 777 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:01,868 You're very calm 778 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,037 for someone who's just lost 779 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,914 the bodily evidence 780 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:04,999 that he's a murderer. 781 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,628 Yes, remind me how that happened again. 782 00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:15,646 This might come in handy. 783 00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:19,863 Just doing what you said. 784 00:36:19,904 --> 00:36:22,910 New evidence, new culprits, 785 00:36:22,994 --> 00:36:24,246 new narrative, right? 786 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,686 Could you... 787 00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:37,565 could you just take that jumpsuit off? 788 00:36:37,648 --> 00:36:38,877 �Wait, what, out here? �Yes, yes. 789 00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:40,696 We need somebody to help us, you guys. 790 00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,783 We're trying to be discreet, okay, 791 00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,053 and he can see you from a mile off 792 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,831 with that, so... 793 00:36:45,915 --> 00:36:47,250 I could be naked under this. 794 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,503 Is that discreet? 795 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,137 Hey, dude, 796 00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:54,056 why are you texting me right now? 797 00:36:54,139 --> 00:36:55,517 I'm not, I don't have my phone. 798 00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,563 Then what's... 799 00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:59,441 No. 800 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:00,903 Alan? 801 00:37:03,951 --> 00:37:06,330 Wait, is that the cop? 802 00:37:06,413 --> 00:37:07,082 Shit. 803 00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:09,169 Dude, he has your fucking phone. 804 00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:09,963 That's bad, right? 805 00:37:10,046 --> 00:37:11,191 Wait, I don't get it, why is... 806 00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:12,342 I��I don't know, 807 00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:13,971 but I feel like that can't be good. 808 00:37:14,054 --> 00:37:14,847 There's, like, emojis. 809 00:37:14,973 --> 00:37:16,475 Are you kidding me? 810 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,730 He is framing us, hello! 811 00:37:18,814 --> 00:37:20,441 Fuck! 812 00:37:20,483 --> 00:37:21,987 �Fuck, fuck! �Shit! 813 00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,215 That's exactly what he's doing. 814 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:23,865 Fuck me! 815 00:37:23,949 --> 00:37:25,368 God, my God. 816 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,579 Fucking be kidding me. 817 00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:28,124 Fuck my life, shit! 818 00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,461 �Shit. �Fuck. 819 00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,300 Fuck that shit, man! 820 00:37:33,342 --> 00:37:35,597 Okay, this can't be happening right now. 821 00:37:39,062 --> 00:37:39,981 He doesn't know where we are. 822 00:37:40,064 --> 00:37:40,733 - That's true. - Right? 823 00:37:40,816 --> 00:37:41,568 That's a good point. 824 00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:42,485 We can ditch the dead guy 825 00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:43,715 and just go our separate ways. 826 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,489 We can leave it anywhere. 827 00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,118 No, that is not a good idea. 828 00:37:46,243 --> 00:37:47,328 He killed Nick, 829 00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,247 and you stomped on 830 00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,374 this fucking guy's head. 831 00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:50,753 I am not the one 832 00:37:50,878 --> 00:37:53,090 who fuckin' brought that lunatic 833 00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,134 into my house. 834 00:37:54,259 --> 00:37:56,472 Okay, that costume was amazing. 835 00:37:56,514 --> 00:37:57,868 �lt wasn't a costume! �lt wasn't a costume! 836 00:37:57,892 --> 00:37:59,896 My God, my God, it was Halloween! 837 00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:01,106 How was I supposed to know? 838 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,251 Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 839 00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:03,862 Okay, that dead cop 840 00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:05,031 took my name, man. 841 00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:06,492 He radioed in about us. 842 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,870 You know why? 843 00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,098 Because you're always throwing your name around. 844 00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:10,626 Look, you dropped something. 845 00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:11,376 Your fuckin' name. 846 00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,087 Yeah, that's my fault. 847 00:38:12,128 --> 00:38:12,880 That's on me, okay. 848 00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,007 Yeah, it is. 849 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:14,717 You know what? 850 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:16,136 Good luck with it. 851 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,640 I'm fuckin' done. 852 00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:18,349 �I'm out. �You're done? 853 00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,351 You're gonna go? 854 00:38:19,392 --> 00:38:20,729 You're gonna walk away from here? 855 00:38:20,771 --> 00:38:22,273 This is really something 856 00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:23,400 coming from you. 857 00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:24,630 Hey, by the way, quick question. 858 00:38:24,654 --> 00:38:25,840 How you doin' with the very first problem 859 00:38:25,864 --> 00:38:26,908 in your entire life 860 00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,261 that you couldn't just throw money at? 861 00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:30,916 How's that goin' for you? 862 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,168 You didn't mind my money 863 00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:33,420 when you were hooverin' up 864 00:38:33,547 --> 00:38:35,258 my fuckin' drugs, right? 865 00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:36,301 Yeah, 866 00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:37,178 and you were pitchin' me 867 00:38:37,303 --> 00:38:38,305 your stupid fuckin' apps. 868 00:38:38,389 --> 00:38:39,559 My stupid fucking apps? 869 00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:40,686 Shut the fuck up, 870 00:38:40,811 --> 00:38:42,815 both of you, my God! 871 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,401 Nick, Nick is dead 872 00:38:44,442 --> 00:38:45,194 in your studio. 873 00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:46,698 The cop, dead in your garage. 874 00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:49,537 There's photos on both of your phones. 875 00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:54,296 All right, maybe if... 876 00:38:54,379 --> 00:38:57,553 maybe if we just give the��the body back, 877 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,139 and I'll say sorry. 878 00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:00,391 Wake up! 879 00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:02,061 We know nothing about this guy. 880 00:39:02,145 --> 00:39:04,024 He has our names, your address. 881 00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:05,318 I mean, Alan gave him 882 00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:06,403 his fucking résumé. 883 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:07,781 Okay, we don't need to keep 884 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,201 putting each other down, you guys. 885 00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:10,787 Okay, that psycho, 886 00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:11,581 he wore gloves. 887 00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:13,417 Our prints are all over it. 888 00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:14,461 He's gonna kill us 889 00:39:14,545 --> 00:39:16,173 whether or not we have this thing. 890 00:39:16,215 --> 00:39:17,091 �lt's a person. �. 891 00:39:17,175 --> 00:39:18,720 Fuck all that noise, okay? 892 00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,348 And the cops, when the cops 893 00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,099 come looking for us, 894 00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:22,310 they're gonna shoot me, 895 00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:23,187 and then he's gonna lock you both up. 896 00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:23,980 Do you want to risk that, 897 00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:24,941 is that what you want to do? 898 00:39:24,982 --> 00:39:26,736 Okay! 899 00:39:26,861 --> 00:39:28,364 What the fuck do we do? 900 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,078 We make it go away. 901 00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,336 No body, no evidence. 902 00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:38,675 We gotta bleach him. 903 00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:41,348 Pulverize the teeth. 904 00:39:41,431 --> 00:39:42,726 Burn off the fingerprints. 905 00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,312 We disfigure the face. 906 00:39:44,354 --> 00:39:46,108 We melt him down. 907 00:39:46,233 --> 00:39:46,859 We drain the blood 908 00:39:46,943 --> 00:39:47,611 and the bodily fluids. 909 00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:48,697 We mix those with bleach. 910 00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:50,116 We also bleach the inside. 911 00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:51,744 We chop him into pieces small enough 912 00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:53,181 that they can't be recognized as human 913 00:39:53,205 --> 00:39:55,001 in case somebody finds one of 'em. 914 00:39:55,084 --> 00:39:56,461 Vinegar to soften the bones. 915 00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:57,255 We put each part 916 00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,465 in a different plastic bag, 917 00:39:58,508 --> 00:39:59,467 fill 'em with lye, 918 00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,013 tie the tops, and we bury them 919 00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,891 as far away from each other as possible. 920 00:40:09,154 --> 00:40:11,491 That is why you're single. 921 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,536 Okay. 922 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,538 I'm the only one of us 923 00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:15,041 that watched Breaking Bad? 924 00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:17,253 Are you kidding me? 925 00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:19,842 That show redefined television. 926 00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,890 Okay... 927 00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:23,641 where exactly are we meant 928 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:24,767 to do all this? 929 00:40:26,898 --> 00:40:27,733 I don't know, but you know what? 930 00:40:27,775 --> 00:40:29,086 Not here, so let's��let's just go. 931 00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,154 Let's go, yeah. 932 00:40:33,243 --> 00:40:34,747 Okay, no, I'll get it. 933 00:40:34,789 --> 00:40:37,293 Thanks, guys, thanks for all of your help. 934 00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:38,671 Appreciate it. 935 00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:40,299 You dumb dicks. 936 00:40:40,424 --> 00:40:42,554 Son of a bitch. 937 00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,045 Why do you have a gun? 938 00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,674 Why wouldn't I? 939 00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:02,009 What if I go to the movies 940 00:41:02,051 --> 00:41:03,429 or my local Planned Parenthood 941 00:41:03,555 --> 00:41:05,433 and some asshole comes in with a gun 942 00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:06,561 to shoot everyone? 943 00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,188 Nobody would've gotten hurt tonight 944 00:41:08,272 --> 00:41:09,692 if everybody had a gun. 945 00:41:12,656 --> 00:41:13,825 I work long hours, 946 00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,537 I go running early. 947 00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:17,415 It makes me feel safer. 948 00:41:17,457 --> 00:41:19,712 Have you ever had to use it? 949 00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,845 I just killed two people right in front of you. 950 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:25,222 I know, who's gonna be next? 951 00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:26,601 You're not grasping the reality 952 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,607 of what I'm saying. 953 00:41:29,732 --> 00:41:31,861 I kill people. 954 00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,077 You haven't killed me. 955 00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:02,004 Come on. 956 00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:03,716 Let's get you cleaned up. 957 00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:41,626 Dalmore neat, 958 00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:43,295 and a slightly burnt, perfect, 959 00:42:43,378 --> 00:42:44,798 Sipsmith and Cokey martini, 960 00:42:44,882 --> 00:42:46,301 straight up with a twist, 961 00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:48,430 12�year Coal Ila for the scotch. 962 00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:52,313 What? 963 00:42:52,396 --> 00:42:54,693 A drink order shouldn't have 25 words in it. 964 00:42:56,029 --> 00:42:57,658 Look at these two. 965 00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:03,628 Hold that for a sec. 966 00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:05,924 I'm gonna go... 967 00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,051 take care of this. 968 00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:08,888 That booth when you get back. 969 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,706 Thank you. 970 00:44:04,248 --> 00:44:06,336 Maggie, what are you doing? 971 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,342 Is this crazy? 972 00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:11,972 No. 973 00:44:12,014 --> 00:44:13,893 You don't meet guys like this every day. 974 00:44:13,976 --> 00:44:16,774 He's��he's smart, he's strong, 975 00:44:16,899 --> 00:44:19,153 he's employed. 976 00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:21,784 He can handle you. 977 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,040 Timing's a bit off, but that's okay. 978 00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,758 Grow through conflict. 979 00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:42,032 Yeah, yeah, this is it. 980 00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,412 All right, what now? 981 00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:45,915 Well, padlock is shit, 982 00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:47,919 and we need what's in there, so. 983 00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:58,941 Never paid for a bike in my life. 984 00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:06,080 Okay, let's do this. 985 00:45:15,892 --> 00:45:18,313 So this doesn't feel like much of a plan. 986 00:45:20,944 --> 00:45:23,824 You said you could track him with a computer. 987 00:45:26,454 --> 00:45:27,958 Can you get into this? 988 00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,212 I'm a data engineer, not a hacker. 989 00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,353 Yes. 990 00:45:38,478 --> 00:45:39,438 Just take me a minute 991 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,484 to get around this guy's password. 992 00:45:43,698 --> 00:45:46,077 I'm gonna find those assholes for you. 993 00:46:02,484 --> 00:46:03,738 Yeah. 994 00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:08,371 What? 995 00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:09,750 Yeah. 996 00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:35,342 Is this everything? 997 00:46:35,383 --> 00:46:37,889 I guess we're about to find out. 998 00:46:43,776 --> 00:46:45,403 Seriously? 999 00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:49,913 Don't deny me this, Dorothy. 1000 00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:51,165 Tonight isn't really 1001 00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,627 what I was expecting, okay? 1002 00:46:52,669 --> 00:46:54,756 So, yeah, 1003 00:46:54,798 --> 00:46:56,384 I want a machete. 1004 00:46:56,425 --> 00:46:57,512 All right. 1005 00:46:57,554 --> 00:47:01,687 It says we start with the face. 1006 00:47:01,812 --> 00:47:03,314 I still can't believe it's him. 1007 00:47:03,398 --> 00:47:04,776 I know. Doesn't he have 1008 00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:07,072 like 20 million Twitter followers? 1009 00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:12,457 Well... 1010 00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,629 Not anymore. 1011 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,681 Okay. 1012 00:47:19,764 --> 00:47:21,058 I'm in. 1013 00:47:21,184 --> 00:47:22,913 You can track pretty much anybody's smartphone 1014 00:47:22,937 --> 00:47:24,291 as long as a single one of their apps 1015 00:47:24,315 --> 00:47:26,444 has live location in the background. 1016 00:47:27,655 --> 00:47:29,074 Code's running. 1017 00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:35,212 So I gotta say, 1018 00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:36,590 seeing you do what you do, 1019 00:47:36,673 --> 00:47:38,343 hearing you talk, 1020 00:47:38,426 --> 00:47:39,679 boom. 1021 00:47:39,721 --> 00:47:42,309 Suddenly so much makes sense. 1022 00:47:42,351 --> 00:47:45,190 How? 1023 00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:46,610 I'll answer one of yours 1024 00:47:46,735 --> 00:47:49,699 for each one you answer of mine. 1025 00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:50,618 Come on. 1026 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:53,248 All the secrets, the deceptions. 1027 00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,293 You must be dying to just talk straight 1028 00:47:55,335 --> 00:47:56,546 to someone. 1029 00:47:59,678 --> 00:48:00,721 Why are you here? 1030 00:48:00,846 --> 00:48:01,932 Because I wanna be. 1031 00:48:01,974 --> 00:48:03,184 �Why? ��. 1032 00:48:03,226 --> 00:48:05,606 My turn. 1033 00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:07,359 Who paid you? 1034 00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:08,737 I don't know. 1035 00:48:08,862 --> 00:48:10,448 I never meet him. 1036 00:48:12,119 --> 00:48:13,706 Do you know what the dark web is? 1037 00:48:13,747 --> 00:48:14,498 Yes. 1038 00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:15,584 The part of the internet 1039 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,882 that's encrypted and untraceable... 1040 00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:20,135 where you would go 1041 00:48:20,218 --> 00:48:21,638 if you want someone killed. 1042 00:48:21,722 --> 00:48:22,974 It's one of the many places 1043 00:48:23,016 --> 00:48:25,646 you can go to do that, yes. 1044 00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,775 The visible world is so bright 1045 00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:28,861 and reassuring, 1046 00:48:28,902 --> 00:48:31,032 but it needs the dark. 1047 00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:33,036 The man who pays me 1048 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,624 owns the dark. 1049 00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:38,839 You don't know him, he doesn't know you. 1050 00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:43,264 You get paid in electronic currency. 1051 00:48:43,348 --> 00:48:47,523 Completely anonymous. 1052 00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,362 How much did you get for the guy in the bag? 1053 00:48:50,403 --> 00:48:53,911 More than anyone, ever. 1054 00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:55,539 And I thought you were hot 1055 00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:58,545 before I knew you were rich. 1056 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,179 Your turn. 1057 00:49:05,893 --> 00:49:08,398 Do you know why I like Halloween, Maggie? 1058 00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:09,818 The candy? 1059 00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:15,579 People. 1060 00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:18,794 They wear masks their whole lives, 1061 00:49:18,919 --> 00:49:22,677 pretending that life has meaning. 1062 00:49:22,802 --> 00:49:25,390 When you kill somebody, 1063 00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,018 all of that's gone. 1064 00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:29,941 Halloween is the closest 1065 00:49:30,024 --> 00:49:31,318 people come to admitting 1066 00:49:31,444 --> 00:49:35,536 that we are defined by death. 1067 00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:38,082 How do you come to do what you do? 1068 00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,209 Choose a job you love, 1069 00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,046 you never have to work a day in your life. 1070 00:49:41,088 --> 00:49:42,340 I want that choice. 1071 00:49:42,424 --> 00:49:44,554 Life carries most people along. 1072 00:49:44,596 --> 00:49:45,598 So much happens, 1073 00:49:45,681 --> 00:49:47,727 so little is made to happen. 1074 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:51,233 But life is consequence. 1075 00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:52,570 You throw a glass, it breaks. 1076 00:49:52,612 --> 00:49:53,864 You cut someone, they bleed. 1077 00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:56,368 You kill someone, they're gone. 1078 00:50:04,844 --> 00:50:05,846 I was always taught 1079 00:50:05,971 --> 00:50:09,061 that consequences are to be feared. 1080 00:50:09,102 --> 00:50:12,067 Every decision I make, 1081 00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:13,612 every second of my life 1082 00:50:13,695 --> 00:50:15,616 is based on what someone else wants or needs, 1083 00:50:15,741 --> 00:50:19,373 it's like a fucking straitjacket. 1084 00:50:19,456 --> 00:50:21,836 And then there's you, 1085 00:50:21,878 --> 00:50:25,636 saying consequences are proof of power. 1086 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,105 You can do anything you want. 1087 00:50:31,146 --> 00:50:32,525 All of it's good, do it. 1088 00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:36,240 Because none of it means anything. 1089 00:50:36,282 --> 00:50:37,535 Was it hard 1090 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:41,375 to kill someone the first time? 1091 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,878 Maggie... 1092 00:50:44,882 --> 00:50:46,636 None of it's hard. 1093 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,912 Dead cops aren't good for business. 1094 00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:03,169 Find them. 1095 00:51:11,811 --> 00:51:13,774 There was a complication. 1096 00:51:13,815 --> 00:51:14,942 Small. 1097 00:51:15,068 --> 00:51:16,070 So? 1098 00:51:16,153 --> 00:51:17,153 So nothing. 1099 00:51:17,197 --> 00:51:18,449 I've got it under control. 1100 00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,411 This isn't like you, Wilkes. 1101 00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,583 One complicated night in a decade 1102 00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,294 isn't a bad track record. 1103 00:51:24,378 --> 00:51:27,300 I hope you know where my body is. 1104 00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:31,643 You're watching me. 1105 00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,691 Maybe. 1106 00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:36,903 On and off. 1107 00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:42,080 That wasn't part of the deal. 1108 00:51:42,163 --> 00:51:43,792 Neither is lying to me. 1109 00:51:45,838 --> 00:51:47,048 Even great white sharks 1110 00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:49,052 have their predators, Wilkes. 1111 00:51:49,094 --> 00:51:50,221 Two hours. 1112 00:51:50,346 --> 00:51:51,683 Sort your mess out. 1113 00:51:51,725 --> 00:51:53,436 Don't let me down. 1114 00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,677 Fuck me! 1115 00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,180 Don't touch your face, Jack. 1116 00:52:11,221 --> 00:52:13,184 It's basically acid. 1117 00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,687 Okay. 1118 00:52:14,729 --> 00:52:15,731 What's next? 1119 00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:19,614 Burn off his fingerprints. 1120 00:52:19,697 --> 00:52:21,241 You, it's your turn. 1121 00:52:21,366 --> 00:52:22,578 Now, �. 1122 00:52:26,251 --> 00:52:27,253 Okay. 1123 00:52:36,271 --> 00:52:38,777 Okay. 1124 00:52:40,739 --> 00:52:42,408 Shit. 1125 00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:44,412 The skin is coming off! 1126 00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:46,584 �God. �Fuck! 1127 00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:47,962 Okay! 1128 00:52:48,003 --> 00:52:49,590 Fuck. 1129 00:52:49,632 --> 00:52:50,634 He's leaking. 1130 00:52:50,759 --> 00:52:52,262 He's leaking, he's leaking. 1131 00:52:52,345 --> 00:52:53,389 Okay. 1132 00:52:53,472 --> 00:52:54,767 God. God. 1133 00:52:54,892 --> 00:52:56,270 Why isn't Alan 1134 00:52:56,395 --> 00:52:58,525 doing any of this gross shit? 1135 00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:00,529 He's the one that got us into this mess. 1136 00:53:00,654 --> 00:53:02,533 Hey! One of us has to keep our eye 1137 00:53:02,616 --> 00:53:04,035 on the bigger picture, okay? 1138 00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,539 I will look up the instructions, 1139 00:53:05,622 --> 00:53:07,041 and you two carry them out. 1140 00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:08,127 Thank you. 1141 00:53:08,168 --> 00:53:09,547 Chop, chop. 1142 00:53:18,815 --> 00:53:21,320 We need to find that body, now. 1143 00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:24,159 You said "we." 1144 00:53:33,553 --> 00:53:34,931 Okay, this is them. 1145 00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:36,308 They're at a hardware store 1146 00:53:36,433 --> 00:53:38,062 10 blocks from here. 1147 00:53:38,187 --> 00:53:41,945 Alan is doing a Google search. 1148 00:53:42,028 --> 00:53:43,531 Trying to destroy a body, 1149 00:53:43,573 --> 00:53:45,953 by the looks of it. 1150 00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:48,290 Now I can tap into any camera in the area 1151 00:53:48,332 --> 00:53:50,963 with a built�in sensor or actuator. 1152 00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:54,553 There they are. 1153 00:53:56,473 --> 00:53:57,559 Is this live? 1154 00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,312 It was 10 minutes ago. 1155 00:53:59,354 --> 00:54:00,607 If I connect Alan and Jack 1156 00:54:00,732 --> 00:54:01,859 using Find My Friends, 1157 00:54:01,943 --> 00:54:03,738 we can track them with Jack's phone. 1158 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,372 Body cam footage is instantly uploaded 1159 00:54:08,497 --> 00:54:10,669 to a cloud server. 1160 00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:13,340 Can you access that server? 1161 00:54:13,465 --> 00:54:16,597 It'll be traceable to this computer. 1162 00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:18,977 I'm okay with that. 1163 00:54:19,102 --> 00:54:20,605 Me too. 1164 00:54:20,689 --> 00:54:23,235 Find the video we're in and delete it. 1165 00:54:27,745 --> 00:54:30,834 We should send it to them. 1166 00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:33,130 We've already sent the photos. 1167 00:54:33,255 --> 00:54:35,259 Let's have a little fun. 1168 00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:46,657 Hey, Officer. 1169 00:54:54,715 --> 00:54:55,715 Hey! 1170 00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:57,846 Trick or treat, motherfucker. 1171 00:54:57,888 --> 00:54:59,642 Yeah, what's up, boy? 1172 00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,660 You guys look great. 1173 00:55:08,743 --> 00:55:11,039 Dunder Mifflin for the win! 1174 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,545 Shit. 1175 00:55:34,628 --> 00:55:36,757 Shit, get over here. 1176 00:55:36,799 --> 00:55:37,926 Guys. 1177 00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,688 Look, we have a dead body here. 1178 00:55:43,813 --> 00:55:44,565 We need your help. 1179 00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:45,901 Someone has been murdered. 1180 00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,171 Okay, okay, it's gettin' away from us here. 1181 00:55:47,195 --> 00:55:48,632 This isn't what it looks like, Officer. 1182 00:55:48,656 --> 00:55:51,036 Just listen to me, my name is Alan Morgan Adams. 1183 00:55:52,915 --> 00:55:54,585 What is this guy's problem? 1184 00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:55,921 My God! 1185 00:55:55,962 --> 00:55:56,964 My God. 1186 00:55:57,048 --> 00:55:58,425 My God, my God. 1187 00:55:58,467 --> 00:55:59,845 - Okay... - Hey, hey. 1188 00:55:59,929 --> 00:56:01,974 - What do we do? - Focus, focus, focus. 1189 00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,937 No, what do we do, what do we do? 1190 00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:05,732 There is no footage of us killing the cop 1191 00:56:05,857 --> 00:56:07,443 because we didn't actually do it. 1192 00:56:07,485 --> 00:56:08,863 He's just trying to freak us out. 1193 00:56:08,947 --> 00:56:10,091 He's trying to make us crack, 1194 00:56:10,115 --> 00:56:11,201 that is all he's doing. 1195 00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,372 - My God. - Yeah, well, it's working. 1196 00:56:13,497 --> 00:56:14,833 I'm cracked. 1197 00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,671 Alan, I need you to log on 1198 00:56:16,712 --> 00:56:17,798 to Jack's Apple account, 1199 00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:18,841 Find My iPhone, 1200 00:56:18,925 --> 00:56:20,219 and then delete all the messages. 1201 00:56:20,302 --> 00:56:21,096 That's it. 1202 00:56:21,221 --> 00:56:24,310 Wait, how do I do any of that? 1203 00:56:24,352 --> 00:56:25,354 Are you kidding me? 1204 00:56:25,479 --> 00:56:26,439 You do it then, Jack! 1205 00:56:26,481 --> 00:56:28,443 �I don't know how! �Exactly! 1206 00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,949 I pay nerds to do that for me. 1207 00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,493 All right? 1208 00:56:35,124 --> 00:56:35,959 Maggie. 1209 00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,003 Maggie, Maggie's h��. 1210 00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:38,005 Maggie's helping him. 1211 00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:39,007 Wait, the blonde 1212 00:56:39,132 --> 00:56:40,172 that was with him tonight? 1213 00:56:40,259 --> 00:56:42,013 Yeah, the one that was dressed as, um... 1214 00:56:42,138 --> 00:56:43,850 Elsa from Frozen. 1215 00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:44,893 �Yeah. �Wow! 1216 00:56:44,977 --> 00:56:46,731 Marie Antoinette, you dipshit! 1217 00:56:46,772 --> 00:56:48,150 Do you know anything about anything 1218 00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:50,655 that's not been made into an action figure? 1219 00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,659 I'm so sorry, professor. 1220 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:53,786 I'm not an expert 1221 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,790 in Civil War history, okay? 1222 00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:56,876 Wait, wait, wait, wait, 1223 00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,062 hold on, you guys, it says here 1224 00:56:58,086 --> 00:57:00,007 the lye is gonna take like hours to work. 1225 00:57:00,132 --> 00:57:01,844 Shit. We have to heat it 1226 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,263 to almost a thousand degrees? 1227 00:57:03,347 --> 00:57:04,975 You didn't think to tell us that 1228 00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:05,977 before we started? 1229 00:57:06,019 --> 00:57:07,146 You could've looked it up 1230 00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:08,524 your�fucking�self, Dot! 1231 00:57:08,608 --> 00:57:10,277 Call me Dot one more fucking time. 1232 00:57:10,402 --> 00:57:11,279 What you gonna do? 1233 00:57:11,404 --> 00:57:12,657 Do something. 1234 00:57:12,741 --> 00:57:13,910 I surrender and I let go, 1235 00:57:13,993 --> 00:57:15,162 I surrender and I let go. 1236 00:57:15,245 --> 00:57:15,997 Do that. 1237 00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:17,918 It says here we could also 1238 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,797 burn the entire body, that would work. 1239 00:57:19,922 --> 00:57:21,509 What website are you on? 1240 00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,511 Wikipedia. 1241 00:57:22,552 --> 00:57:23,554 What? 1242 00:57:23,638 --> 00:57:24,556 Okay, you know what, 1243 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,720 it's not as if we can start 1244 00:57:25,767 --> 00:57:26,894 a fire in here anyway, so. 1245 00:57:26,936 --> 00:57:28,146 Yeah, actually, never mind 1246 00:57:28,188 --> 00:57:29,291 because it has to be hot enough 1247 00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,317 to turn him into ash, 1248 00:57:30,442 --> 00:57:32,196 not just a bubbly stew person. 1249 00:57:32,279 --> 00:57:33,950 That's great. 1250 00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:37,206 So... 1251 00:57:37,289 --> 00:57:39,293 Hospitals, clinics, mortuaries, 1252 00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:40,672 theythey have incinerators. 1253 00:57:40,755 --> 00:57:42,383 My mom, she used to work at a hospital, 1254 00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:43,678 and they'd also discard 1255 00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,407 like the old placentas and the foreskins and stuff, 1256 00:57:45,431 --> 00:57:46,743 they burn them at the end of the night. 1257 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,037 Right, right, right, right, right, okay. 1258 00:57:48,061 --> 00:57:49,940 I can work with that. 1259 00:57:50,065 --> 00:57:51,527 Is the real world too gory 1260 00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:52,654 for you, Monster Maker? 1261 00:57:52,696 --> 00:57:53,573 Yes. 1262 00:57:53,698 --> 00:57:55,075 Yes, it is, actually. 1263 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,829 That's the whole point. Hold on. 1264 00:57:56,954 --> 00:57:58,331 Would a funeral home work? 1265 00:57:58,457 --> 00:57:59,417 There's one on Hooper Street. 1266 00:57:59,459 --> 00:58:01,171 Yes, yeah, that's perfect. 1267 00:58:01,212 --> 00:58:03,801 I don't know about that, Dot. 1268 00:58:04,845 --> 00:58:05,805 rothy. 1269 00:58:05,847 --> 00:58:07,684 Think about it. 1270 00:58:07,726 --> 00:58:09,563 We already broke into this building. 1271 00:58:09,605 --> 00:58:10,815 Now you want us to break 1272 00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:11,859 into other buildings? 1273 00:58:11,984 --> 00:58:13,487 There'sthere's more bodies. 1274 00:58:13,613 --> 00:58:14,238 Yes! 1275 00:58:14,322 --> 00:58:15,240 The faster that we feed 1276 00:58:15,324 --> 00:58:16,619 this fucker to the incinerator, 1277 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,121 the faster that this is done. 1278 00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:19,446 We take your trust fund money, 1279 00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,793 we buy plane tickets to Jamaica, 1280 00:58:20,835 --> 00:58:22,714 and we spend the rest of our miserable year 1281 00:58:22,839 --> 00:58:23,841 drinking mojitos 1282 00:58:23,925 --> 00:58:26,597 and having threesomes on the beach. 1283 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,849 Okay, yeah. 1284 00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,978 Lead us to a funeral home. 1285 00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:31,314 Okay, great. 1286 00:58:31,356 --> 00:58:32,436 Clear your browser history, 1287 00:58:32,483 --> 00:58:33,360 put him back in the cart. 1288 00:58:33,485 --> 00:58:34,863 You, clean this shit up. 1289 00:58:36,324 --> 00:58:37,368 You know neither one of us 1290 00:58:37,493 --> 00:58:38,996 is gonna be in that threesome, right? 1291 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,750 Yeah, I know. 1292 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,754 - Now! - Yeah, okay. 1293 00:58:55,028 --> 00:58:57,241 Shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1294 00:59:05,382 --> 00:59:07,469 Come on, let's cut through here. 1295 00:59:29,013 --> 00:59:30,558 Can you hurry up? 1296 01:00:49,256 --> 01:00:51,637 I don't understand you, 1297 01:00:51,762 --> 01:00:53,097 but I feel like you might be 1298 01:00:53,139 --> 01:00:54,350 the first person I've met 1299 01:00:54,391 --> 01:00:58,526 in a very long time... 1300 01:00:58,651 --> 01:01:00,905 that understands me. 1301 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:40,568 After you kill them, 1302 01:01:40,693 --> 01:01:42,321 after tonight, 1303 01:01:42,446 --> 01:01:45,076 you can teach me some things. 1304 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,456 I can teach you some things. 1305 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,668 We can be together, 1306 01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,548 just the two of us, 1307 01:01:51,673 --> 01:01:53,802 doing anything we want. 1308 01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:05,952 There is no "we." 1309 01:03:25,611 --> 01:03:26,863 This is it. 1310 01:03:28,992 --> 01:03:30,663 Let's do this. 1311 01:03:31,915 --> 01:03:33,501 Can I help you, ma'am? 1312 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,879 Um, hi, yes, 1313 01:03:34,921 --> 01:03:36,048 um, we need your help. 1314 01:03:36,132 --> 01:03:37,653 We have a dead body, and there's this guy, 1315 01:03:37,677 --> 01:03:38,637 and he's trying to kill us. 1316 01:03:38,679 --> 01:03:39,931 Please press the button 1317 01:03:40,014 --> 01:03:41,308 before speaking, ma'am. 1318 01:03:41,433 --> 01:03:43,689 My God! 1319 01:03:43,772 --> 01:03:44,941 We have a dead body, 1320 01:03:45,024 --> 01:03:47,655 someone is trying to kill us. 1321 01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:49,659 Open the fucking door! 1322 01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,834 Come, come. 1323 01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:57,884 Is that. 1324 01:03:57,925 --> 01:03:59,428 Yeah, yes, yes. 1325 01:03:59,554 --> 01:04:00,764 Well, shit. 1326 01:04:00,806 --> 01:04:03,019 Where are his goddamn teeth? 1327 01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:05,941 My God, why does everyone 1328 01:04:06,066 --> 01:04:07,194 keep pulling guns on us? 1329 01:04:07,319 --> 01:04:08,947 We don't got time for this, all right? 1330 01:04:09,031 --> 01:04:10,074 He's gonna kill us. 1331 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,202 Who? 1332 01:04:17,965 --> 01:04:19,969 Shit, I knew that was gonna happen! 1333 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,230 - Get in! - I'm coming! 1334 01:04:34,999 --> 01:04:36,711 No. No. 1335 01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,339 No, no. 1336 01:04:38,464 --> 01:04:39,968 No! 1337 01:04:40,051 --> 01:04:40,928 I'm sorry, guys. 1338 01:04:40,970 --> 01:04:42,430 I can't fuckin' do this. 1339 01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:44,184 I am out! 1340 01:04:44,226 --> 01:04:45,938 What? 1341 01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,942 Come back, you asshole! 1342 01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,946 - Jack! - Fuck! 1343 01:04:49,988 --> 01:04:51,115 Okay. 1344 01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,630 - Where'd he go? - I don't know. 1345 01:05:00,008 --> 01:05:01,886 God, what is my deal? 1346 01:05:02,012 --> 01:05:03,139 I'm sorry, Dorothy. 1347 01:05:03,222 --> 01:05:04,892 I'm sorry I got us into this. 1348 01:05:04,976 --> 01:05:06,580 I'm sorry I'm always up in everyone's face, 1349 01:05:06,604 --> 01:05:08,399 I'm always pressuring people into doing shit. 1350 01:05:08,482 --> 01:05:11,030 I'm sorry I can never stop running my fucking mouth. 1351 01:05:11,155 --> 01:05:12,658 Calm down, it's fine. 1352 01:05:19,463 --> 01:05:20,883 Um, what the 1353 01:05:21,008 --> 01:05:22,260 what the fuck are you doing? 1354 01:05:22,344 --> 01:05:24,097 Somebody's trying to kill us right now. 1355 01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:25,601 Are you Right, no, I. 1356 01:05:25,642 --> 01:05:26,853 Fuck you. Go. 1357 01:05:26,895 --> 01:05:28,523 Go to the incinerator please. 1358 01:05:28,648 --> 01:05:30,485 Yeah, okay. 1359 01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:33,992 Wait, what am I supposed to do 1360 01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:34,911 once I find it? 1361 01:05:34,994 --> 01:05:35,996 It's an oven, Alan. 1362 01:05:36,038 --> 01:05:37,666 Do you know how to turn on an oven? 1363 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:38,919 Okay. 1364 01:05:44,931 --> 01:05:47,268 Where the fuck are you? 1365 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,165 Fuck. 1366 01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:04,177 Good luck getting in here. 1367 01:06:18,289 --> 01:06:19,584 Fuck! 1368 01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:36,951 Shit. 1369 01:07:03,003 --> 01:07:04,339 Shit. 1370 01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:21,916 What is wrong with you? 1371 01:07:22,041 --> 01:07:24,087 Keep it together. 1372 01:07:24,129 --> 01:07:26,509 You fuckin' pussy. 1373 01:07:26,593 --> 01:07:28,095 You got this. 1374 01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,020 You got this. 1375 01:07:45,881 --> 01:07:47,383 Jack! 1376 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,453 Alan! 1377 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,427 Seriously, that's all you have? 1378 01:08:09,512 --> 01:08:10,931 It was all I could find, Dorothy. 1379 01:08:11,056 --> 01:08:13,102 My God, you scared the shit outta me. 1380 01:08:13,227 --> 01:08:14,312 Is this it, this is it? 1381 01:08:14,354 --> 01:08:15,792 Yeah, it's gonna take a minute to heat up. 1382 01:08:15,816 --> 01:08:16,984 We don't have a minute, Alan. 1383 01:08:17,068 --> 01:08:18,548 The son of a bitch is in the building. 1384 01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,865 What? Yeah. 1385 01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:20,951 Are you serious? 1386 01:08:20,992 --> 01:08:22,221 It has to get to like 1400 degrees 1387 01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,497 or it's not gonna work. 1388 01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:24,834 My God. 1389 01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,754 My God, we're gonna die tonight. 1390 01:08:26,838 --> 01:08:27,840 We're gonna die tonight. 1391 01:08:27,881 --> 01:08:29,217 We're gonna fucking die tonight. 1392 01:08:29,259 --> 01:08:30,136 No, no, um, um, okay, 1393 01:08:30,261 --> 01:08:31,138 don't check out on me now. 1394 01:08:31,263 --> 01:08:32,303 Just get this thing going, 1395 01:08:32,390 --> 01:08:33,852 I have an idea. 1396 01:08:33,893 --> 01:08:34,895 Fuck. 1397 01:08:55,394 --> 01:08:56,731 Shit. 1398 01:09:10,299 --> 01:09:12,178 Please, God. 1399 01:09:12,303 --> 01:09:14,767 Please let me live. 1400 01:09:14,809 --> 01:09:17,438 Please, little sweet baby Jesus. 1401 01:09:17,523 --> 01:09:19,693 Please let me live. 1402 01:09:19,777 --> 01:09:21,781 I'll give all my money to kids. 1403 01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,325 I promise. 1404 01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,789 I'll live my life like it's Christmas every day. 1405 01:09:25,831 --> 01:09:27,041 I'll live my life in the past, 1406 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:30,172 the present, and the future. 1407 01:09:30,256 --> 01:09:32,678 I will never do any drugs, 1408 01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:35,015 and I won't disrespect women. 1409 01:09:35,057 --> 01:09:37,813 Please, sweet Jesus, let me live. 1410 01:09:50,045 --> 01:09:51,423 Okay, okay. 1411 01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:58,015 No, no! 1412 01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:11,569 Shit. 1413 01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:25,982 Don't worry. 1414 01:12:26,065 --> 01:12:28,320 I'm just gonna take the body, 1415 01:12:28,361 --> 01:12:30,073 and then you can go home. 1416 01:12:37,881 --> 01:12:39,718 I'm sor 1417 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,762 I am so sorry, 1418 01:12:40,845 --> 01:12:42,115 I really did think I could do that 1419 01:12:42,139 --> 01:12:43,976 with a straight face there. 1420 01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,537 Where's the girl? 1421 01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:02,137 Okay. 1422 01:13:02,263 --> 01:13:03,473 Careful now. 1423 01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:04,643 You don't want to miss me 1424 01:13:04,768 --> 01:13:06,229 and hit your boyfriend there. 1425 01:13:09,528 --> 01:13:10,613 Fucking shoot him! 1426 01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,534 Fucking hold him still! 1427 01:13:13,243 --> 01:13:14,243 Fuck! 1428 01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,707 Find the goddamn gun! 1429 01:13:39,378 --> 01:13:40,923 I can't reach it! 1430 01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:01,214 I got it. 1431 01:15:15,863 --> 01:15:18,869 This is what death looks like, boy. 1432 01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:26,425 I hope that one drink was worth it. 1433 01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:47,259 How does death look now, asshole? 1434 01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:51,382 Jesus Christ. 1435 01:17:51,423 --> 01:17:53,052 I only asked you to deliver him. 1436 01:17:53,177 --> 01:17:55,808 You said you wanted to make a statement. 1437 01:17:55,891 --> 01:17:58,187 There's your statement. 1438 01:17:58,312 --> 01:18:00,191 The money is transferred. 1439 01:18:06,161 --> 01:18:07,455 I trust if you're satisfied 1440 01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:10,086 we can put tonight's... difficulties 1441 01:18:10,169 --> 01:18:11,548 behind us. 1442 01:18:11,590 --> 01:18:14,679 Have all the complications been dealt with? 1443 01:18:14,721 --> 01:18:16,808 No loose ends. 1444 01:18:46,576 --> 01:18:49,373 You hear that BS? 1445 01:18:49,498 --> 01:18:51,126 The phone is dead. 1446 01:18:51,210 --> 01:18:53,966 Even the phone is dead! 1447 01:18:54,007 --> 01:18:55,886 I killed you. 1448 01:18:55,970 --> 01:18:56,972 Hell is empty, 1449 01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:59,267 and all the devils are here. 1450 01:19:01,648 --> 01:19:03,025 I just wanted 1451 01:19:03,150 --> 01:19:06,533 a little bit of what you had. 1452 01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:09,539 But I'm a fast learner. 1453 01:19:09,622 --> 01:19:12,753 Stabbing me wasn't very nice. 1454 01:19:15,509 --> 01:19:18,014 Maggie! 1455 01:19:18,097 --> 01:19:20,101 But can I tell you a secret? 1456 01:19:20,143 --> 01:19:23,650 I'm so happy to be rid of any delusions. 1457 01:19:27,658 --> 01:19:29,286 No, no. 1458 01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:51,706 Costume. 1459 01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:55,923 Amazeballs. 91692