All language subtitles for Inspector Gadget

[ Mechanical Whirring,
Buzzing, Clicking ]

[ Ringing, Whizzing ]

[Siren Blaring]

[Women]
InspectorGadget

Ooh-ooh
InspectorGadget

[ Horn Honks ]

InspectorGadget

- [ Barking ]
- Ooh-ooh

InspectorGadget

Go, Gadget, go

Go, Gadget, go

[ Croaking ]

InspectorGadget

Ooh-ooh
InspectorGadget

Go, Gadget, go

- [Man Yelling]Help !
- [ChildrenScreaming]

- [Man]Seeyouat the P. T.A. meeting.
- [ Whistling ]

- [Woman]Goodmorning, OfficerBrown.
- Morning.

- [Man]
OfficerBrown ! Howdoyoudo ?
- Morning.

[ Whistling ]

[ChildrenScreaming]

[ChildrenScreaming]

[ Screaming ]
No brakes !

Help, UncleJohn !

- Somebody help !
- Save us !

Help !

[ Gasps ]

- [ChildrenScreaming]
- [ Screaming ]

Where's Officer Brown ?

- [ Squeals ]
- [ Grunts ]

[ Screaming ]

- [ Grunting ]
- [ Gasping ]
- [ Screaming ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Screaming ]
Help !

[ Children,
Crowd Screaming ]

[ All Gasp, Sigh ]

- Hey, the dog !
- [ All ] The dog !

- [Dog Howls]
- [ Crowd Cheers ]

[ Girl ]
Oh, Harvey !

Officer Brown,
you're my hero.

Oh, please, miss.
It was nothing. Oh, geez--

All in a day's work, ma'am.
Any cop woulda done the same.

Brain ? Yech.

[ Laughing ]

Having another hero cop dream,
UncleJohn ?

Every time I close my eyes.
How was school ?

Fine.

Don't forget: Tomorrow's the day parents
come and talk about their careers.

Oh. Well, I might have to work.
You want me to ask off ?

Oh, no. That's okay.

Parents coming to school--
whose idea was that anyway ?

- But ifit's important toyou, Penny--
- Did the letter come ?

Letter ? Uh, gee, well--
What letter ?

I don't-- Oh, yes.

Theysaid twoyears as asecurityguard
isn'tenough experience tobea cop.

- UncleJohn, I'm sorry.
- Me too.

Well, I can still secure and protect.

I just think I could do
so much more good as a cop.

Hey, waitaminute.
Tomorrow'syour day off.

Oh, well--
[ Sighs ]

Look, I know that
Nicole's dad is a lawyer,

and Kim's dad is a dentist,

and I just didn't want
to embarrass you with your friends.

IfI only had that badge.

UncleJohn, it's not the badge,
it's the heart behind it.

I'm very proud ofyou.

[Woman]
Fingers crossed.

[Woman]
Fingers crossed.

This chip is gonna make
the whole Gadget project work.

-Dad, concentrate. Try to move the foot.
-[ Sighs ]

[Man]
Allright. Kick theball.

[Sighs]
Nothin'. I'm hungry.

Okay, all right. I'll go get us
some dinner. But then we keep going.

- Yeah.
- Okay. I'll call the guardhouse...

so they don't search
the deliver guy again.

Hello, Antonio's ? Yeah, it's Brenda.
No, foot's still not moving.

- Dad, keep thinking about
that foot. Yep, the usual.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[ Humming ]

[ Continues Humming ]

- [ Gasping ] Dad.
- Hmm ? What ?

[Brenda Stammers]

Tapyour foot again.

- What ?
- Huh.

That's weird.

Wh-What wereyou thinking about ?

I was thinking about how much
you remind me ofyour mother.

[ Snickers ]

Wait a second.
Wait a second !

That's it ! It's animated
bywill, not by thought.

Byyour heart, notyour head !
[ Laughing ]

- Come on, try it again. Do it again !
- All right.

[ Laughing ]

[Together]
We didit! We movedthe foot!

- [Woman]jack, queen--
- [john Whistles]

[john]
Brenda Bradford--she's sobeautiful.

- Wowser.
- [Woman]
Black eighton therednine--

- What ?
- Oh, oh, nothin'.

I wasjust talkin' to myself.

Thelma, how do I look ?

Like a geek from Kansas
who became a security guard.

-[CatMeowing]
-[Man]Brenda Bradford.

Well, good evening, young lady.
It's been a while. [ Chuckles ]

- Four, three, two, one, zero.
-[Brenda Humming]

- [ Watch Beeps ]
- Go.

- Dr. Bradford.
- Yes ?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I borrowed a book from your dad.
- You did ?

- PowerLearning Through SpeedStudy.
- Oh.

It took me forever
to get through it.

But I really think
it's gonna pay off, though.

I just applied
to the Riverton police force.

- Yeah ?
- It's what I've always wanted to do.

- Help people, that is.
- Um, I gotta--

Dr. Bradford is out
ofthe lab and we can go in.
Sikes, release the remote-control van.

[ Electronic Beeping ]

- Nice stars.
- Yeah ? Which ones ?

I just meant the whole--

- All of'em.
- Oh, I thoughtyou meant
a specific cluster.

I always take everything
so literally.

- So do I.
- Yeah ?

I forgot my keys.

- Oh.
- [ Chuckles ]

- I'm-- Okay. Night.
- Sorry. Good night, now.

[ Sighs ] Well, I'll just stay here,
then, and, uh, secure the parking lot.

[ Tires Screeching ]

Concentrate, you twit !

Hey, that guy's speeding.

Ten miles an hour
in the parking lot, buddy !

- No-no-no-no, straightahead!
No, left!
- Bad cat. Bad cat.

Left, Sikes, turn !

- What was that ?
- We have an intruder
on the premises-- a blackvan.

- Where ?
- Try that big hole in the wall !

[ Gasps ]
Brenda.

- Huh ?
- Hello, Artemus. I'll take that.

Oh, no, wait.
No, no, no, no !

- Now,justamoment--[Gasps]
- Arrivederci, Professor.

Uh-oh ! Someone's gonna
blame the old lady.

Sniffy, let's go.

[ Sobbing ]

Dr. Bradford, I won't rest until
I fi nd whoever's responsible.

Justice will be served.

Brown, where areyougoing ?

- To catch the bad guys !
Stand back, Thelma !
- This isn't going to end well.

- You're not on duty, Brown !
- I'm always on duty !

[ Sighs ]

[ Laughing ]

[Chattering, Yelling]

[Horn Honking]

Oh, no. We're being chased
by the hatchback squad.

[ Laughs ]
Hey, I have a hatchback.

Ooh. Oh !

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa !
Whoa-oah !

Nowyou've crossed the line.
Pull over, you !

- Stop the car, Sikes.
I want to enjoy this.
- [ Laughing ]

Oh, gosh ! Oh !

- [ Laughing ]
- [ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]
Uh-oh.

Yahoo

Attention !
Driver ofthe wrecked limo...

attached
to the Yahoo! billboard,

this is
Security OfficerJohn Brown.

Pleasestep outofthe vehicle
immediately...

or... else.

Fine work,
Mr. Security Guard. You got me.

- Here. Have a victory cigar.
- No, thanks.

Remember:
Smoking kills.

- I don't smoke.
- Oh, really ? You willnow.

[Laughing]

[john]
Oh, boy.

[ Screams ]

[Shrieking]
Myhand!

Pardonme! Excuseme!
Comin'through !

- Hey, haveyouseen
my uncle,john Brown ?
- Uh, he's in there.

UncleJohn ?

Please wake up.
I knowyou can hear me.

Lookwho I brought to visit.

Look, it's Brain.
He came to seeyou.

Okay. No.
Not in his mouth, Brain. No. No.

Okay, stop.

We're lookin'atextensive
tissue damage.'44 fractures,
amajorconcussion,

all coupled with
extensive internal trauma.

This man tried
to save my father.

His risked his life
to protect ourwork.

- We've done all we can.
- Notyet, we haven't.

- Mayor's coming through !
Clearthe way!
- Dr. Bradford!

Clearforthemayor!

Dr. Bradford, both I and
Police ChiefQuimby here...

- Hi.
- are very sorry to hear
aboutyour father.

- He was a good man.
- Oh. D-Did you know him ?

No, I didn't.

So, how soon can you fi nish
the Gadget project, hmm ?

I'm sure that he would have wanted me
to fi nish it as soon as possible.

- Mmm. Oh.
- Yeah. With the, uh,
" English Patient" there ?

- That's enough, Quimby.
- Sorry. Just doesn't look like
you got off to a good start.

[ Laughing ] So, how can you be so
sure that this is the proper subject ?

Dad told me that I would know
when the right man came along.

John Brown's the right man.

- Well.
- Well.

That's good enough for me.
[ Laughs ]

Let's go.

[ All ]
Hmm.

- Chain saw!
- Waxybuild-up, stat.
- Bring in thehoses, stat!

[Surgeons Continue Noisily]

[Man]
Keady, and... break!

It's a thing ofbeauty,
Quimby.

The future oflaw enforcement
reborn before ourvery eyes.

Yeah-- Columbo and Nintendo
all rolled into one.

He'll makeyou obsolete:

no overtime, no hazard pay,
no blue flu. [ Laughs ]

And he won't call me
" Evil Gidget" behind my back.

Oh, by the way, what do we have
on the Artemus Bradford murder ?

Well, we got a limo
with no license...

and some scrap metal from whatever
it was that broke into the lab.

- Do we at least know what was stolen ?
- According to Doctor Bradford,

- a robotic foot.
- Robotic foot.

- A robotic foot ?
- Yeah.

What kind ofcyberfreak
are we dealing with ?

[Man]
Notbad, Kramer.

- Notbadatall.
- [ Relieved Sigh ]

It's got a sort ofpostmodern
Captain Hook kind offeel to it.

Very diabolical.
[ Chuckles ]

I deserve
a dashing appellation.

"DashingAppalachian"? Whatis that ?
A hillbilly with a tuxedo ?

- No, you idiot !
- No !

[ Chuckles ]
It's a nickname--

one that will send my enemies
cowering in fear.

Ah.

Ah, too bad
" Hook" is taken, huh ?

- How 'bout... "Captain Claw" ?
- Oh.

- No, no, no, no, no--
- Or "Santa Claw. "

Just "Claw."
One word,

like " Madonna."

Well, anyhoo, Captain--
Sir-- Mr. Claw,

I know how much you like
to maintain an active lifestyle,

so I have managed to design...

a few interchangeable options.

- Hi, hi. [ Laughs ]
- Oh, very clever, Kramer.

[ Mocking ]
"Very clever, Kramer."

- Very clever, indeed. [ Chuckles ]
- [ Gasps ]

Well, fi rst we have
the opera hand...

forthosespecialnights out.

And I know how much
you enjoyJapanese food,

so I madeyou a sushi hand--
see there ?

[ Mimics Eating ]
Tasty.

- Hmm.
- [ Nervously] Also,

I don't remember ifyou enjoy
the medieval fare, but--

Kramer, that's enough.
Sikes, bring on the foot.

- [ Shrieks, Sighs ]
- Oops.

Hmm ?

[ Mechanical Whirring ]

[ Metallic Clang ]

[Popping, Whizzing]

- [ Chirping ]
- What the--

What have they got me on ?
Ooh ! Ooh !

Oh, my-- Oh ! Ooh !

[ Screams ]

[ Shrieking ]

- I, um--
- Your thumb's on fi re !

- I seem to be having a reaction.
- [ Shrieking ]

- Mr. Brown.
- Oh. Oh, it's you.

It's all right.
It's all right.

- [ Panting ] Um, I, uh--
- [ Mechanical Noises Continue ]

I don't know what's wrong.
I, uh-- I seem to be ill,
and I can't remember anything.

You may not remembervery much
right now. You suffered a major
concussion in the explosion.

- What happened ?
- You'vejust come out of
a very long recovery.

You are now a sophisticated network
oftissue, hardware and software.

No ! I gotta get outta here.

Mr. Brown--
Mr. Brown, come back here.

We're gonna go in--
I'll take--

[ Gasps ]

[ Panting ]

Look, Mr. Brown, I know
that this is all new foryou,

and it must feel strange.

- [ Mechanical Whirring ]
- You will adjust.

- My head is very heavy.
- Don't worry. That's easy to fix.

[ Grunts ]
I don't wanna be like this.

I don't understand
what happened to me.

John, we saved your life.

I'm not me anymore.
I'm a hardware store.

This is a huge opportunity.
You were designed...

as the fi rst prototype
cyber police officer for
the Riverton Police Department.

You said yourselfyou wanted
to help people-- this is your chance.

- I do want to help people.
- Iknow.

- Aiyee !
- Oh !

- [ Coughs ]
- I'llbe withyoueverystep
ofthe way.

Okay. I'd shakeyour hand
butyou might lose an eye.

[Man]Anandroidofthis quality
couldhave amyriadofuses.'

shock troops,
kamikaze pilots, hit men.

International rescue workers,
teachers.

Oh, yes. I was getting to them.
Well, let's see him in action, huh ?

Okay.

Oh, I'll strap myselfin.

Okay.
Turn me on, Kramer.

[ Grunting, Straining ]

Move, darn you !
Move !

- [ Straining ]
- It's a lemon.

Thankyou for that, Sikes.

- You put it on. Come on.
- Why can't he do it ?

He's capable ofintelligent thought.
That's useful tome.

[ Chuckles ]
Now, strapyou in.

Perhaps ifwe give him
maximum voltage.

- [ Moans ]
- Yeah, that might work.

[ Yelling, Moaning ]

I wantmy...

mama !

[Continues Yelling,
Whimpering]

Something got left behind.
What does Brenda have that I don't ?

[Brenda] This is thesingle
mostimportantcomponent.'
theneuronsynapseamplifier.

It's a high-powered
processor chip...

that increases the charge
in the human brain wave...

enough to move the machinery
that's now built intoyour body.

Without this chip-- themost
powerfulrobotics chip in the world--

your body couldn't
possibly function.

- Anymore questions ?
- Nope, I'm fi ne.

Guess itjust takes
a little getting used to, you know ?

Good. Then I will just giveyou
your manual to study.

[ Springing,
Bird-Cawing Sounds ]

Volume one.

Mm-hmm.
Looks like the usual stuff:

extendo-legs,
helicopter hat.

- Guess I'm all set then.
- Right. Oh !

There's onemore thing.
Ialmostforgot. It's important.

Your new wardrobe.

The Gadget suit.

Okay, so ifyou want to operate
one ofyour gadgets,

you simply say "Go, go, Gadget,"
and then you name the device.

Well, couldn't I say
something more official, like,

like, "In the name ofjustice."

[ Giggles ]
Well, you could, but it wouldn't work.

But "Go, go, Gadget,"
sounds so--

My father designed
the program, and he--

Oh ! Oh-oh-oh-oh !
It's "Go, go, Gadget."

- I really like it.
- Okay. Good. I'm glad.

So, okay, let's say there are two guys
trying to rob ajewelry store,

and you wanted to trip 'em up--
what would you do ?

- Okay, uh, let me think.
-["Jeopardy!" Theme Plays]

Go, go, Gadget--
oil slick.

That's notoil,
it's toothpaste!

- Ooh ! Ooh !
- [ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]
Stop it !

- Whoa !
- Say, "Go, go, Gadget, stop" !

- Go, go, stop !
- We're gonna need
some more workwith you.

- Go, go, stop !
- We're gonna need
some more workwith you.

[ Humming ]

Try to visualizeyourgoal.

Concentrate.

Putall otherthings
outofyourhead...

except obtaining the balls.

Okay.

He'sjust like
the "Six Million Dollar Man."

[ Sighs ]

- [ Screams ]
- [ Screams ]
- Wha-What ?

[Falsetto]
Ungrip !Ungrip ! Turn itoff!

[ Chuckling ] Well, I guess
$6 million doesn't buywhat it used to.

- [ Swami Continues Screaming ]
- Excuse me.

[ Falsetto ] He is not a man,
you know. He is a monster.

I've got something special
to showyou. Ta-da !

The Gadgetmobile.

- Wow.
- It's foryou.

Imade itmyself.

- Come on.
- You made me a car ?

The only thing anybody's
ever made me before is a sweater.

All right.
Now, it may look simple,

but this thing hasjust about
as many factory extras as you do.

Come on !
Get in there !

- Oh--
- Watch the coat. Okay.

[ Mechanical
Whirring, Beeping ]

[john]
Gosh, she's incredible.

- Oh, it's a he.
- Excuse me ?

You'll see. Okay, now, it has
voice activation, ejection seats,

a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage
system, a cardio-homing device.

- Then there's a periscope, a candy--
- Dr. Bradford,

there's something
I just have to askyou.

- Oh,just say, "Go, go, Gadgetmobile."
- Yes, but will you--

- "Go, go, Gadgetmobile" ?
- Good morning, Riverton !

Hey ! Who's in the car ?
I work alone.

Hey, before we hit the road,
I gotta tell you somethin'. Duck !

- [ Gasps ]
- I don't think the car likes me.

- [ Gasps ]
- I don't think the car likes me.

Whoyou callin' "car" ?
I'm a crime-fighting machine.
Watch this. Left turn !

- Haven'tyou fallen outyet ?
- No, sir, I haven't !

- Who areyou, rookie ?
- I'm OfficerJohn Brown,

and you're exceeding
the speed limit.

Speed limits are for cars,
not the Gadgetmobile.

- Areyou talking to me ?
- Speakin' ofthe law,
who's not wearing a seat belt ?

- Gotta wear the belt, baby !
- Hey !

It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna
fight me some crime. Whoo !

[ Gadgetmobile ]
More left turns !

Could you slow down, please ?
I-- I get carsick.

You know what makes me
peoplesick ? A rookie thinkin'
he's good enough for Dr. B.

Not that it's your business,
but what makes you think I was
putting moves on Dr. Bradford ?

Hey, I've got heat sensors.
I know whatyou were thinkin'
when Dr. B. gaveyou that smile.

Now, look here. Come clean with me, or
I'm gonna bounceyou right outta here.

I can assureyou my only interest
in Dr. Bradford is professional.

[ Gadgetmobile Laughing ]
" Professional," huh ?

Well, good. Keep it that way,
andthat's an order.

- You got it ?
- Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.

I'll tell you whatyou are.
You're the-- [ Blubbering ]

Don't make me go
" De La Hoya" on you !

Isn't there an "off' button
or something ? A "mute" ?

- Oh !
- Sorry, sir !

Don't push my buttons without readin'
the manual ! Ooh, watch out there, now.

- Whoa !
- [ Gadgetmobile Laughs ]

- Hmm ?
- Aw, man. I got ajune bug
in my grille. [ Spits ]

[John ] Shouldn't we be working
together, helping people ?

- Why didn'tyou say so ?
- [ Tires Screech ]

- [ Gasps ]
- Yo, Clouseau-- 9:00.

- Left, you idiot !
- Overthelock !

- Shut up and let me do it.
- Very observant, Gadgetmobile.

- Time to do some good.
- [Thieves ContinueArguing]

- Lostyour keys, fellas ?
- Uh, keys-- Yeah, keys.

- Allow me to help.
- Say "bye-bye" to the rookie.

Here.
This ought to do it.

- Oh. Thanks.
- Yo ! Check out the bowling shirt !

Huh. I'm a bowler myself.
You work at the prison ?

- Uh, yeah. Work at the prison.
- [Gadgetmobile Whispering]
Psst! Gadget!

I'll be getting into the law
enforcement bowling league too.

- Thereyou are. Drive carefully.
- We'll seeyou.

That's it. I can't take it anymore.
Step away from the Viper !

- Hey, what's the big idea ?
- Open your eyes ! We got
a couple ofjailbreakers !

Well, then, we should inform
the prison guar-- Wait a minute !

Let's splitup. I'llgoafter 'em,
andyousay "ten-four. "

- Ten-four !
- [Siren Blaring]

Go, go, Gadget-- coils !

Skates !
I meant skates !

- [ Gadgetmobile ]
Come here, Carl Lewis.
- Uh, halt ! Forward !

Oh, for cryin' out loud.
Go, go, forward, please !

Oh, for Pete's sake !
Halt !

- [ Grunts ]
- Hello. Sit back and enjoy the bars.

You'll be lookin' at 'em
for the next 20 years. [ Laughs ]

- [ Panting ]
- Oh ! Ooh !

Uh-oh. Oh, gosh !
Ooh !

Go, go, Gadget--
[ Muffled ] grappling hook !

Whoa !

[ Crowd Cheering ]

Wowser !

[Man On TV] The Kiverton Police
Departmenthas anewcop on thebeat.

- Here's Tira with thestory.
- In anincredible display ofcourage,

Kiverton's firstcyber-crime-fighter
heroicallyapprehended...

two escapedconvicts
this afternoonin the downtown area.

The soon-to-be inspectorwill be
inducted into the Riverton
Police Department...

atagala event tomorrownight--

Why, it's that annoying little
security guard from the institute.

...Kiverton's much admired
budgetsurplus to fund--

So he's the lucky duck they plucked for
the Gadget program. Ha ! Irony abounds.

[Sikes]
That's my cruller!Gimme that!

- [Crashing, CatMeowing]
- [ Chuckles ]

- Sikes !
- Yes, boss ?

Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow
promises to be quite an evening.

So, anyone special
going tonight ?

Well, the mayor,
the governor.

Any doctors ?

- Doctors ?
- You know, female doctors--

very attractive
female doctors.

Wowser.

- [ Crowd Screams ]
- [ Tuba Blares ]

- Is it that obvious ?
- [ Sighs ] Come on, UncleJohn.

Youjust need to...
loosen up, be cool.

- You been talking to my car ?
- What ?

- Huh. You'llsee.
- [ Chuckles ]

- [Penny]Fire !
- Wrong fi nger.

- Careful.
- [ Sneezes ]

[CrowdLaughing, Chattering]

Excuse me. Inspector,
may I have this dance ?

Oh. Why, sure.
Yeah. You betcha.

Uh, here.

Let's see ifI still
know how to do this.

[ Laughing ]

[ Crowd Gasps ]

Not bad,John Brown.

May I cut in ?

Hello. Sanford Scolex.
We were at Harvard together.

- We were ?
- Oh, you don't recognize me.
That's because I've changed.

I was obese.

[ Chuckles ]
Maybeyou remember me better like this.

- [Brenda Gasps] Yes !
- [ Laughs ]

Wow !

Well, it's nice
to seeyou again.

- Hereyou go.
- You look...

different.

- [ Chuckles ]
- [ Coughs ]

Well, I'll go get us
some champagne.

Oh, great idea ! Three flutes
ofbubbly, please, Mr. Gizmo.

[ Chuckles ]
We'll be right here.

You know, Brenda,
I'm not at all surprised
you've become such a renowned scientist.

You were always themost
brilliantonein school.

-[Brenda Chuckles]
No, I was ahard worker.
- Oh, Iremember.

Iusedto watch the way
you wrinkledyourlittle nose,
concentrating on calculations.

- Youdid ?
- Mmm. You tookmybreath away.

- I... did.
- Brenda, dance with me.

- Youremindme ofa thing
Godzilla oncesaid.
- [ Whooping ]

Tell me, what will you do now that
the Gadget program is completed ?

- Ooh. Oh.
- Huh ?

[ Crowd Gasps ]

You're done with the Gadget thing.
Come andjoin me at Scolex Industries.

- [ Crowd Marveling ]
- [ Woman ] We'll be right here.

Ahem.

I could only carry
two glasses.

Oh.

A bientot, ma cherie.
[ Slurps ]

Ahh !

John, h-hejust
offered me ajob.

He said that I would have
unlimited funding,

my own lab...

and complete control
ofall my research.

But what about
your other research ?

The Gadget program-- areyou sure
you've worked out all the bugs ?

Well, um--

Oh, how touching.
The creator and the creation.

[ Laughs ]
Excuse me, Inspector,

but the press would like to take some
photos ofus with our boys in blue.

Let's go. [ Singsong ]
Photo op. Okay. Come on.

- [ Quimby] Get ready, boys.
Here's the dynamic duo.
- The camera is your friend.

- Watch thebirdie !
- Getabigsmile !

Chief, ifyou don't mind
my asking,

when do I get started
on my big case ?

[ Chuckling ]
Oh, soon enough, Gadget.

I have a few assignments for
you to cutyour teeth on fi rst.

- Biggrin. That's it.
- Inspector!Overhere, please!

[john]I've got to talk to the chief.
He's not taking meseriously.

Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, rookie.

Nobody likes a whiner. Now,
what areyou gonna do about it ?

I'm ready to get tough--
real tough.

-[Cop] Here comes Gadget.
- Hey, thatyournewpartner, Gadget ?

- Whatyougot, a catburglar?
-A realfelon, huh ?

- The city's safe now.
- Catgotyour tongue ?

Inspector Gadget reporting,
sir, with the 1 3th--

that's a baker's dozen-- kitten
I've pulled out ofa tree this week.

- [ Meowing ]
- So ?

- Permission to speak freely, sir.
- No.

- [Kitten Meows]
- Well, ifyou're gonna pout.

Thankyou, sir.

What I want to say is that,

while I appreciate cute and fluffy
as much as the next officer,

I fear that the kitten-rescue patrol
is a misuse ofmy capabilities.

Huh. You know, I don't get it,
Gadget. Every timeyou--

I won't be happy
until I've brought the murderers
ofArtemus Bradford tojustice.

Ah. And I won't be happy
until you're off the force,

andbeingsold, piecebypiece,
atsomegaragesale.

- [KittenSlurping]
- I want that case, sir.

Well, I'll tell you,
the problem is the Bradford case
requires real police work,

- and the fact is, you're not
a real police inspector.
- [Kitten Belches]

Youare notarealpoliceman.
Youarejustapublicitystunt
that we have toputup with.

So, why don'tyoujust
about-face...

and get out ofmy office.

[Kitten Whimpers]

Okie-dokles, sir.

I've pretty much completed Prometheus
peryour specifications,

and, I must say, the likeness
is really quite convincing.

Good. Imitation is the sincerest form
offlattery, Kramer.

Isn't that Dr. Brenda Bradford's
private data ?

Oh, yes.

I tapped into her fi les
and stole her research.

Whywould you do that ?

[ Imitating Kramer] "Whywould you
do that ? Whywould you do that ?"

[Cackling, Sighing]

- [ Grunting ]
- Ah. Oh, oh.

Kramer, don't look
so nonplussed.

Now that Dr. Bradford is part of
the Scolex team, we share everything--

oratleast we will.

Oh, well, I think sharing fi les is a
great way to bring the company together.

You know, make sure we're all singing
off the same song sheet, so to speak.

Imaginemyrelief
tohaveyoursupport.

Anyway, sir, like I said,
without the chip, I don't think--

Oh, soyou made the chip.

- Hey, that looksjust like
the guywe almost killed.
- Oh, I didn't hear that !

Chips ahoy.

- [ Gasping ]
- [ Mumbling ]

- [Sikes] Wow!
- [Kramer]Oh, sweetLordy.

- Good morning, Robogadget.
- [ Mumbling ]

Youhavejustbeenanimated...

by themostcomplex computer
technologyin the world.

- What areyou going to do now ?
- [Bell Dings]
- I'm gonna kick some butt.

- [ Gasping ]
- [ Laughing ] Very saucy.

It looks so real. Yow !

- Oh !
- [ Cackling ] Very good, yes !

Oh, Kobo, nothing
canstop us now!

Gotta makemy own case.

B, B, B, B, B, B, B--
Bradford.

[ Whirring ]

Go, go, Gadget--
magnifying glass.

Increase magnification.

Increase magnification.

"Si."
Go, go--Spanish translation.

- [Computerized Voice]
"Si" means 'yes. "
- I knew it !

[ Whirring ]

Inspector Gadget,
can I haveyour autograph ?

- Got any money ?
- Uh-uh.

- [ Shouting ]
- [ Screaming ]

Ah !

[ Laughing ]

- [Kadio]
Hey, now, you're arock star
- Yeah !

Get theshowon, getpaid
All thatglitters is gold

- Onlyshootin'stars
break themold
-So I'llrule out theSpanish.

But whatelse could "SI"standfor?
"Space Invaders "?

- Nah !
- "Scuba Instructor" ?

- No !
- Hey, how about "Super Idiot" ?

- No, that's not it.
- UncleJohn--

- I loveyou, but I think
you have a loose wire.
- [ Laughing ]

Oh, what about that ?

"Scolex Industries. "

Hello. Finally, there's
a detective in the house.

Wait a minute. IfScolex stole
the foot, then Scolex murdered Dr.--

Oh, no ! Brenda !

[ Gadgetmobile ]
Time to work !

[ Gadgetmobile ]
Time to work !

-[Tires Squealing]
- CanyoufindtheScolex building
from here ?

-[Tires Squealing]
- CanyoufindtheScolex building
from here ?

- Or should I call the police ?
- I am the police.

- Hey, wait. What about me ?
-[Gadgetmobile]
You're smarterthanheis.

Stay in the car.
I don't mind baby-sitting you, Penny,

but please tell the beagle
that that's an armrest, not a chew toy.

[Man On TV] InspectorGadget
apparentlyhas goneberserk
in the downtown Kivertonarea.

Eyewitnesses told me
that he was laughing...

- while he maliciously stacked
these four cars.
- What's gone wrong ?

Other reports indicate that he's
already caused a major traffic accident,

destroyedprivatepropertyandsetfire
toan elderlyman's beard.

Go, go, Gadget--grappling hook.

Whoo !
[ Screaming ]

- [ Television Reporter Continues ]
-John !

What happened ?
I'll go get Scolex. Maybe he can help.

Brenda, it's not safe here.
Scolex is a liar and a thiefand--

Let'sjust say
he's not a very good guy.

Go home !
Lockyour doors !

Stay alive !
Whatever happens, I will fi nd you.

Oh, too far !
Whoa !

[Screaming, Thudding]
Thathurt!

[Groaning, Coughing]

Wowser. Iknewit.

You'll pay for this, Scolex.

Go, go-- suction shoes.

Hello ?

Hello ?

Sandy, is thatyou ?

- [ Gasping ]
- Wow !

- Ifinallyget tomeetyou.
- Y--

- Sandybuiltme toyourspecifications.
- You're me ?

We are like totally twins.

You must be Brenda. Sandywas right.
I'm you. Only prettier.

We probably share brain waves. Areyou
thinking about gelato right now ?

'Cause I am.

I gotta go fi ndJohn.

Don'tyou wanna hang out ?

[ Snoring ]

John !

[ Laughing ]
Outside ! It's so beautiful !

Hey, Brenda, let's hang out, okay ?
Have some quality girl time.

[ Continues Snoring ]

Gotcha !

- [ Beeping ]
- Whoa !

[ Screaming ]

- Huh ?
- Go, go, Gadget-- blades.

- Huh ?
- [ Grunting ]

We have a blader.
Repeat--

[Continues Indistinct]

- [ Grunts ]
- Youcanrun, butyoucan'thide.

Go, go, Gadget-- brake !

- [ Grunting ]
- [Cackling]

[Whirring]

Smile !

-John !
- [ Singing ]

- I got a wild wild life
- Don'tyou ever stop ?

Oh, this is so much more cool
than hanging out in that lab.

AllSandy ever wants to
talk aboutis thatgross foot.

[ Electronic Giggling ]

- What foot ?
- The one he stole
and copied to make me.

Brenda, I'm programmed
tobea cheerleader.

- [Crowd Cheering]
- Watch !

Ready ? Okay !
B-R-E-N-D-A

Brenda
That spells Brenda

[Voice Trails Off]

Greetings, Inspector.
Glad you could drop in.

- I oweyou one, Scolex.
- Oh ?

You blew up me and my Chevette,
and I really liked that car.

Well, you crushed my hand,
and I really liked that hand,

so, go, go--
get over it.

Idon'tknow whatyou're up to, Scolex,
butyou'llnevergetaway with it.

[ Cackling ]
Oh, how cliche, Inspector.

I think somebody's been watching
too many Saturday morning cartoons.

- Hmm ?
- Huh ?

Huh ?

Unfortunately, Gadget,
in the real world,

evil quite often prevails.

I'm afraid so.
Pull him up.

Now, look howyour replacement
is helping people...

-[Cackling]to cross thestreet.
- Hey.

He looksjust like me.
I don't get it.

- Whywould you do this ?
- To make teachers !

- Shut up !
- Oh. [ Whimpering ]

I'll tell you why.

To make technowarriors that
never get tired, never get hungry...

and never say "no."

Every army in the world
will be made up ofmy creations.

Imagine the confusion,
Gadget, huh ?

Imagine the perks.

Comprende ?

Yeah, I comprende.

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

I comprendo.
Yo comprendo.

Conjugate the verb,
for pity's sake.

Pull the N.S.A. chip
before he butchers another language.

You're kidding, right ?
Okay. Yousee ?He's always kidding.

- Ineverknow.
- This timeno.

I want to make sure nobody else
can develop their own android.

Doit, oryou'll
bebuildingyourselfanewhead.

- Oh.
- [ Chuckles, Grunts ]

"Newhead. "

Okay, I am not here
right now.

I am on the beach with dolphins,
and, oh, hi, look at this starfish.

I don't feel so good.

I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help
is so hard to fi nd these days.

Would you mind
ifI do the honors ?

Well, here goes.
Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao.

Good-bye, Mr. Chip.

Dump this idiotin thejunkyard.

Yes, boss.

[ Cackling ]
Oh, no, not that idiot. This one.

[ Grunts ]
Oh, I wish you'd be more specific.

There's an awful lot
ofidiots around here.

- [ComputerKeys Clicking]
- Attention, Robogadget.

Destroy the city
andhave some fun.

Okay, boss.
You with thebeard, comehere.

- Hello ?John ? Anybody home ?
- [Tires Squealing]

You sit back and enjoy
the ride, Penny. I'm driving. Ha-ha.

Remember, kids. I'm a professional car,
so don't try this at home.

- Penny, where's your uncle ?
- I thought he was with you.

[ Sighs ]
This is bad.

Come on, Penny. We gotta fi nd him.
There's something rotten in Riverton.

Whereyougoing, Gadget ?
The chiefis very upset withyou.

I'm gonna have to arrestyou.
Hey ! Getyour hands off me !

- [ Screaming ] Officer down !
- Strike!

Next timeyou pay for a Gadget,
don't forget the extended warranty.

- [Knocking]
- What ?

Let's talk, Chief.
[ Clicks ]

Sure. What doyou-- What doyou want
to talk about ? Politics ?

The Florida Marlins ?

I-I knowyou're upset
aboutyesterday.

That was thejob talking.
The truth is...

I wantyou-- I wantyou
on the Bradford case.

In fact, I-I wantyou
to lead the Bradford case. I think--

[ Together]
Freeze ! Hold it right there !

- Shoot him !
- [ Yelling ]

Adios, boys !

Whee !

Wild thing

Youmakemyheartsing

Youmake everything

Come on, wild thing

- [Growling]
- [ Screaming ]

[ Growling, Laughing ]

Ladies, I don't like
the looks ofthis.

What would Unclejohn
be doing here ?

Imean--Areyousure wepickedup
therightsignal?

Ofcourse I have
the right signal.

You know I have Lo-J ack
on my father's side.

- [ Growling Continues ]
- [ Screaming Continues ]

[ Screaming InJapanese ]

[ Gadgetmobile ]
Uh-oh, I don't like this.

- See, I know what dogs do
when they're nervous.
- Stop !

- UncleJohn !
- [Brenda]Penny!

UncleJohn !
[ Grunting ]

- Penny !
- UncleJohn !

[ Grunting ]

No ! UncleJohn !
Wake up !

Please, don't tell me.
No.

The N.S.A. chip is gone.

He doesn't need the chip.

He's got theheart.
He can do itallbyhimself.

[ Whimpering ]

Hmm ?

[ "Inspector Gadget"
Theme Plays

Can't be.

-John ?
- UncleJohn ?

- Can you hear us ?
- He's alive.

Brenda.

- Penny ?
- You're alive.

I-It's amiracle.
He doesn'tneedthe chip.

It's my uncleJohn,
that's what it is.

- [ Grunts ]
- Whoa.
- Whoo.

- [ Barks ]
- [ Giggles ]

Way to go, rookie.
We'll make a cop out ofyou yet.

Buckle up, kids, and stick
some newspaper under that beagle.

This engine's only got two speeds:
" Fast" and "Whoo, what was that ?"

- Where's Scolex ?
- I'll fi nd him. You drive.

Let's see whatyou can do,
Gadgetmobile, 'cause I feel
the need-- the need for speed.

[ Penny Giggling,
Screaming ]

Now, ifI'm home late, itjust means
it took a little extra time...

to overthrow Scolex's
evil empire, okay ?

- [ Penny] Okay !
- [ Gadgetmobile ] Later, Penny.

[Brenda]
Left turn !

Kight turn !

[ Screams ]
Where'd they go ?

Heads up, baby !
Evil dude's limo at 1 2:00.

- Left turn !
- Gotit!Okay, take the wheel.

- Right !
- When Igiveyou thesignal,
slowdown.

Okay![Panting]
Okay. Whoo!

- Now !
- [ Grunting ]

[ Groaning ]
Gotcha !

- Nice aim, Doc !
- Thankyou.

You're under arrest for the murder
ofArtemus Bradford, Scolex.

- God, you're irritating.
- And you--

you're under arrest
for impersonating a police officer.

- [ Chuckling ]
- Oh, what a tangled web we weave--

Getridofhim.

[ Cackling ]

Youjust ran a stop sign.
Whoa !

Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Hot foot. Hot, hot, hot.

Oh, whoo !
Go, go, Gadget-- skis.

Go, go, Gadget-- snow.
Go, go, Gadget-- water.

Go, go, Gadget--

Mommy !

- Hmm ?
- Whoa !

[ Gasping ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Gadgetmobile ]
Hey, stretch, pull over.

[ Cackling ]

[ Gasps ]

Hey, you don't bump the Gadgetmobile.
The Gadgetmobile bumpsyou.

I'll go get him, boss.
Sit tight.

[ Grunting ]

[ Brenda And Gadgetmobile ]
Watch out behind you !

[ Robogadget ]
We're gonna have some fun.

[ Gadgetmobile ]
I'm gonna makeyou into a compact.

Whoo !
Time for a bat turn.

- Don't lose that limo !
- On the case, Doc !

[Western]

[ Robogadget ]
You know how to dance, don'tyou ?

Actually, I was taking lessons
not long ago, in the hope...

- Shut up and dance !
- thatone day I--

- Uh-oh.
- [ Cackling ]

[Bullets Clanging]

[ Chattering ]

Go, go, Gadget-- air bag.

- Oh, Sikes, you lost her.
- I'm gonna try to findher, boss.

It's not good, sir.

[Gadgetmobile]
Let's use the elementofsurprise.

Oh, surprise.

Brenda, what
a pleasant surprise.

- Brenda, Brenda.
- You !

Stop, Claw !

Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. You know,
I love it when you call me "Claw."

- So what's new ?
- Hello-- You killed my father !

[ Grunting ]

[Whirring]

- Time.
- [Whirring Continues]

- Gadget here.
- It's about Brenda, partner.

- Yeah ?
- Scolex is taking her to the roof.

I'd save her, but I can't
fit in the elevator.

I'm on myway. You know what they
say about nice guys fi nishing last ?

- Huh ?
- Well, theywere wrong.

Go, go, Gadget--
oil slick.

Toothpaste ?
Whaa!

What happened toyou ?

Let me put it this way.
I got the Skittles kicked out ofme.

I'll be right back.

- Oh. Penny, why areyou here ?
- Evidence !

[ Growling ]

Hey, Gadget.
It's a clip-on.

[ Robogadget Laughing ]

Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain,
you go that way. I'll go this way.

[ Groaning ]

Igotta destroy the evidence.
Why couldn'titbea finger?

Icouldbe working
atmy dad's store rightnow...

selling nails, hammers
andpowerdrills.

Yes !
Powerdrills rock !

Get in there !
[ Groaning ]

- [MetalClanging]
- [ Grunting ]

- Well, whoareyou ?
- Whoa, there, big boy.

- Um, hi, there.
- Hello.

Why's that foot
in the toilet ?

I was, uh, cleaning it.

So what's your name ?

Uh, I'm Sikes.

You know, Sikes, you look more like
the kind ofguywho should be, um--

uh--

helping someone pick out
good weather stripping.

My old man had
a hardware store.

- [Phone Kinging]
- [ Robogadget ] Telephone !

It's mine.

It's mine.

- Hello ?
- [ Girls ] Hi, Mr. Gadget.

- Nicole andKim, how'dyouget
thenumberofmyhand?
- From Penny. Is she there ?

Penny isn't here right now,
butyou can call her at home, okay ?

- She's nothome,
but we'll tryheragain.
- Okay, bye.

- Bye.
- Whatdo theymean, she's notathome ?

[ Screaming ]

Whee, whee !

Oh ! oh, no !
Oh, oh, oh ! Oh, oh !

[Cackling]

I don't get it, Claw.
What's your plan now ?

Since my dreams for
a global robotic empire--

-[Brain Growling]
- [ Screaming ]

Mongrel ! My pants !
Oh, God !

Mongrel.

Next thing you know--

Next thing you know,
you're a minion.

[ Sobbing ]
You're a minion.

I'm a minion.

Ooh ! Oh !

Ow, ow!

Uncle.

- Hey, hey, don't touch that.
- [ Crowd Gasping ]

Hey. Hey,
what'd you do that for ?

We shouldn't be fighting.
We've got a lot in common,
except I've got nicer teeth.

I'd hoped that we could've
worked together, been partners.

Together, you and I could've--
[ Imitating British Accent ]
r-r-ruled the world.

You should've quit
whileyou were "ahead."

Cannonball !
[ Laughing ]

- Ooh!
- Ooh-la-la !

[Women Whooping]

Go, go, Gadget-- chopper.

Contact.

[ Wheezing ]

Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa !
Whoa-oa !

How doya-- whoa--
fly this thing ?

Oh ! Oh, no !
Go, go back.

Up, up, up, up. Good, good,
good, good. Oh, bad, bad, bad.

[ Screaming ]

My hair !

Sit back and relax, darling.
[ Clicks Tongue ]

[ Screaming ]

Whoa ! Hey ! I can see
my house from here. Whoa !

Two things, Scolex !
One: You are completely insane.

Andtwo.'
Ilikedyoubetterfat.

- [ Gasps ]
- [ Meows ]

Bring on the brownies !
Hah !

Wheelin the waffles !
I'm ready tobinge![Laughing]

Darn ! Thatfellow
willnotgive us abreak!

For the third time-- Sanford Scolex,
you are under arrest !

No !

Go, go, go, go, go, go,
Gadget !

[Scolex Cackling]

-John !
- Oh, no !

Let me giveyou a lift. [ Cackling ]
Where can I dropyou off ?

I'danswer, butIdoubt
youreally care.

John ! I'm up here !
Take my hand !

Hi,John. How areyou
doing down there ?

-John !
- [ Imitating Brenda ] "John !"

[ Brenda ] John, I knowyou can
save us ! Think ofsomething !

I'm working on it.

Hurry !
[ Grunting ]

[Swami's Voice Echoing]
Try to visualizeyourgoal.

[ Gasping ]

[Yells, Screams]

Back to the drawing board !

Brenda,jump !
Right on my back !

Oh, Brenda, don'tjump. ForGod's sake,
we can work this out, darling.

- Sweetiepie, really!
- [ Screaming ]

My God.
Me-- I'm out ofcontrol.

[ Brenda Screaming ]

Go, go, Gadget-- air brakes.
Go, go, Gadget-- airplane.

I don't know what
to go, go anymore !

Didn'tyou read the manual ?
Try something else !

Go, go, Gadget-- glider.
Go, go, Gadget-- balloon.
Go, go, Gadget-- parachute.

Go, go, Gadget--
giant trampoline.

Go, go, Gadget-- circus net.
Go, go, Gadget-- featherbed.
Go, go, Gadget-- haywagon.

Go, go, Gadget-- bubble wrap.
Go, go, Gadget-- parasail. Parakeet.

Paraglider. Parasol.

- Umbrella ?
-John, you did it.

- You saved our lives.
- I did ? I guess I did.

Wowser !

-Just watch out for the big head.
- Understood.

- You know, arrogance
can sneak up on you.
- No, that big head !

John !
Areyou okay ?

Gadget.

Oh, hello, Brenda.

Areyou breathing ?

I think so.

How's your central vallecular
equilibrator feeling ?

It feels pretty good.

And how's your auto-axle
lubricator functioning ?

It's functioning fully.

- Oh, Gadget.
- What is it ?

- Is my occipital piston slipping ?
- No.

I just never realized...

what beautiful brown eyes
you have.

[Scolex Screaming]

It's a high-fly Scolex.

The Gadgetmobilepulls underit.
The crowd's going crazy.

- He makes the catch !
- [ Meows ]

- We made it!
- Ladies and gentlemen, Scolex
is out and that is the game !

Final score: Gadgetmobile-- one,
Scolex-- zippo.

And the fans rush the field.
[ Chuckles ]

No autographs, please.
Please, y'all, come on, now.

- Freeze ! Getback !
- Gentlemen, there's been
some kind ofa mistake.

[Penny]
Chief!

Oh, sorry, kiddo. I'm gonna have
to placeyour uncle under arrest.

- Freeze !
- Don'tmove, Gadget!

Well, Ijust thought
you'd wannaknow...

that Sanford Scolex
created an evil version
ofmy uncle to terrorize Riverton.

- Is that true ?
- Everyword ofit.
She's an amazing young woman.

She held up a mirror to my misguided
ways in the service of Mr. Scolex.

I'm sorry, Chief.

Here's the foot.
I didn't know any better.

Et tu, Sikes ?

- Cover him, men !
- [ All Grunting ]

[ Gadgetmobile ]
They're all yours, fellas.

Wowser.

Excuse me ! Press ! Excuse me !
Mayor on the premises.

The shepherd needs her sheep.
Yes, it is a credit to myself
and my administration...

that we had the courage to believe in
and initiate the Gadget program.

- [ Chattering ]
- [Scolex] Arrivederci, Gadget!

This is not good-bye.

I'llgetyounext time, Gadget.
I'llgetyou.

Wowser.

[ Gadgetmobile ] A happy ending.
What could be better than true love ?

- Ooh, cute little bug.
Wait up, fraulein.
- [ Honking ]

Did you know I speak German ?
Fahrvergnugen, baby.

InspectorGadget

Hello, and welcome
to Kobobrendaerobics...

where I'll beyour host, Robobrenda.

Followme. It's gonnabe fast.
Andkick, andkick, andkick--

And kick, and kick, and kick,
and fall.

InspectorGadget

InspectorGadget
Ooh-ooh

InspectorGadget

Gadget
InspectorGadget

Hi. My name is Sikes.

- [ Together] Hi, Sikes.
- AndI'm aminion.

But it's been 30 days since
I last kissed up to anyone !

[ Cheering ]

Go, Gadget, go

This is the coolest watch.
It's a radio, a computer, even a phone.

Testing, testing.

Brain, say something.
Come in. Over.

[ Don Adams' Voice ]
Brain is not here.

Please leave a message
at the sound ofthe woof. Woof!

[Beeping]

Hey, thanks forwatching
my movie.

Yeah, my movie. Even though we
called it InspectorGadget.

Iknowyouallare wondering--
things with the Volkswagen
are working outrealgood.

We gotmarriedin Las Vegas
in a drive-through chapel.

We're expecting
alittle subcompactany daynow.

Thinking ofcalling him
"The Love Bug, "

which is in no wayaplug formy
employer, the WaltDisney Company.

Although when ourlittle oneis old
enough, his first words willbe...

"I'm going to Disneyland!"

Butdon'tany ofyouleave
forthemeparksjustyet.

All these finepeople in
the credits made melookgood.

Youcan callme
whenyou wantme

-Ifyouneeda friendyougotme
-I'llbeyour everything

Fulfillyour every dream

We can do itautomatic
Ijustcall out Go, go, Gadget

I'llbeyour everything

You'llsee I'm everything
you wantandmore

Iknew
themoment that we met

Ihadtobeapartofyou
Someoneyou won'tforget

So don'tsay
I'm like the otherfew

Nomatter what's going down
you'll findmenext toyou

Girl, I'llbeyourSuperman
I'll do whatno one can

You'll findthatI'm
the everything thatyouneed

Deep down inside ofyou

Nomatter whatyoudo

You'llsee I'm everything
you wantandmore

Youcan callme
whenyou wantme

-Ifyouneeda friendyougotme
-I'llbeyour everything

Fulfillyour every dream

We can do itautomatic
Ijustcall out Go, go, Gadget

I'llbeyour everything

You'llsee I'm everything
you wantandmore

Nosweat
The Clawis onhis way

Don't worryabouthim
catchingyou

Don'tevenbeafraid

Somehow, some way
I'll findout what's the deal

AndI'llbe there torescueyou
You'llsee thatI'm forreal

Girl, I'llbeyourSuperman

I'll do whatno one can

You'll findthatI'm
the everything thatyouneed

Deep down inside ofyou

Nomatter whatyoudo

You'llsee I'm everything
you wantandmore

Youcan callme
whenyou wantme

Ifyouneeda friend
yougotme

-I'llbeyour everything
- Girl

-Fulfillyour every dream
-Everythingyou wantandmore

We can do itautomatic
Ijustcall out Go, go, Gadget

I'llbeyour everything

You'llsee I'm everything
you wantandmore

-Andmore
-Everything, girl

Don'tyouknow

Callme whenyou wantme

I'm gonnabe there, baby

[Gadgetmobile]
Wow, youmade it through credits,

andwe didn'tofferyou
anything forfree.

Movie audiences are
thebestaudiences in the world.

Now, getout, gohome.
Leave, vamoose. Yougot togo.

I am tired. Please, go home.
Go home, go home, go home.

Good night, Riverton !