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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,298 Umph! 2 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:03,689 (EXPLODING SOUNDS) 3 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:38,117 (ALONZO HAWK LAUGHING) 4 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,703 What a location! 5 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:45,291 Ah, si. The mighty Coliseum! The glory of Rome! 6 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,753 Doesn't it stir your imagination? 7 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,882 HAWK: You bet it does, baby! Do you people realize 8 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,509 what a shopping center we could put up there? 9 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,928 Plenty of parking too. 10 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:12,776 MAN: Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, 11 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,571 the world's highest office building. 12 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:20,326 Hawk Plaza... 130 stories of manmade glory! 13 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,579 In just a few hours, Hawk Enterprises 14 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,373 will break ground on this incredible project. 15 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:31,378 How did it happen, you ask? I give you now the man that made it all possible. 16 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:35,299 (FAN FARE PLAYING) 17 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,641 Thank you, friends. Thank you. 18 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,561 My heart is too full to speak. 19 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,689 Ah, you see. 20 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:56,403 You've brought a tear to this flinty, old eye. 21 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,156 So, all I can say is thank you. 22 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:04,620 Thank you for allowing me to share a moment of your precious time. 23 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:08,999 Get those deadheads out of here. 24 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,126 What, are they gonna stand around all day and drink my booze? 25 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,504 All right, ladies and gentlemen, down to my office... 26 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:16,006 -(BUZZING) -...where a scroll awaits you. 27 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,634 Hello. 28 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,719 SECRETARY: Mr. Barnsdorf, sir. 29 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:22,221 Hello, Barnsdorf. 30 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,598 When are you going to be ready for us to start digging? 31 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,600 What are you talking about? 32 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:28,769 That building site's as clean as a... 33 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,315 What's that? 34 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:36,860 I thought we got rid of that crummy little firehouse months ago! 35 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:41,240 There's just one holdup. We couldn't get old lady Steinmetz to sign the papers. 36 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,076 Just one, beat-up old lady makes monkeys 37 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:47,663 out of the most overpaid lawyers in the country! 38 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:52,042 Come on, boys. I expect a little action, and I better get it or else! 39 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,461 For some reason, she doesn't seem to trust us. 40 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:59,091 Of course she doesn't. Have you looked at yourselves? 41 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,969 Your own mothers wouldn't trust ya! 42 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:06,890 What we need is somebody so nauseatingly innocent, 43 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,892 and so stomach-turningly helpful 44 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,145 and so incredibly dumb anybody would trust him. 45 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,063 -(BUZZING) - HAWK: What is it? 46 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,690 SECRETARY: Mr. Willoughby Whitfield to see you. 47 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,317 He says he's your nephew. 48 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,652 Whoever he is, throw him out! 49 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:21,238 Don't bother me again! 50 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,407 Say, wait a minute. 51 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:27,161 Is that that dumb-looking kid of my sister's from back east? 52 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,371 He was going to law school or something? 53 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:33,751 He just finished law school. He says he's a full-fledged lawyer. 54 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:38,297 He's a full-fledged lawyer. Send him in. 55 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:40,758 Mr. Hawk will see you now. 56 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:41,925 Oh. 57 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,553 Thank you. 58 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,558 Come in, boy. Come in! 59 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,318 Isn't he beautiful? 60 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:05,491 Uncle Alonzo, I hereby present you 61 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:09,453 with the first law college Humanitarian-of-the-Year Award. 62 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,662 Here. 63 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,082 Oh, well, well. Humanitarian of the Year, eh? 64 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,166 That's right, Uncle. 65 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:19,296 Award committees give out humanitarian awards to a lot of strange ducks, 66 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,464 but why me? 67 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:21,799 I was the award committee. 68 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,967 You put in the fix! 69 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,178 You figured to take care of your Uncle Alonzo. 70 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,554 You're a smart boy! 71 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,223 If there's one thing I admire, 72 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,309 it's somebody who knows how to use juice properly. 73 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,477 Juice? 74 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,188 Yes, juice. How to use muscle, influence, 75 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:38,565 how to bend things his own way. 76 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,901 Oh, no. My goodness, no. 77 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,320 It wasn't done dishonestly. I thought it over, 78 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:48,283 and I couldn't think of anyone any more deserving than you. 79 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,993 How come? 80 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,663 From the day I was born, my mother never tired of telling me 81 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,082 what a great man her brother was, 82 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:58,836 getting rid of dirty old buildings and building shiny new ones, 83 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:02,005 sending us California fruit at Christmas. You were her idol. 84 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,008 You clowns get out of here. 85 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:10,514 I'm trying to have a nice talk with my favorite nephew. 86 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,684 HAWK: When I look into your eyes 87 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:17,312 and see the shining light of idealism aglow there, 88 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:21,692 it makes me young again and ready for battle. 89 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,776 Battle? 90 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,153 Yes, battle! 91 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:27,197 It has never been easy for us idealists. 92 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:31,660 Now, I'm going to give you a chance to put that idealism into play 93 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,662 on your very first job. 94 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,414 Oh. 95 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:40,043 Picture if you will, a tough, little old lady, 96 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,922 living in a rundown, rat-infested firehouse, 97 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,509 standing right in the way of our latest civic benefaction. 98 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:52,347 There may be city builders who might find it in their heart 99 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,349 to be vindictive to this old lady. 100 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,643 They might say that 101 00:07:56,727 --> 00:08:01,064 she feeds on the misery of the poor in that forsaken neighborhood, 102 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:06,445 that she rolls drunks, that she teaches small children to steal 103 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,407 and make them bring most of the take to her. 104 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:15,204 Would I, Alonzo Hawk, Humanitarian of the Year, 105 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,414 stoop to such tactics? 106 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,333 On the contrary! 107 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,752 I would do everything in my power 108 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:25,422 to help that tough, no-good, little old lady. 109 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,425 I would give her a large sum for that worthless property, 110 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,762 and I would provide a special price to her alone 111 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:35,265 a lifetime lease in Eternity Towers, 112 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:38,894 that beautiful new haven for helpless old people such as herself. 113 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,730 It has a gymnasium, a sauna, 114 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:45,609 an old Rudolph Valentino- Sessue Hayakawa movie. 115 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:48,195 It has a beauty parlor, hobby center, 116 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:52,115 and instead of cooking her heart out over a hot stove, 117 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:55,285 there would be automatic machines in every hall 118 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:58,872 to lavish her with everything from pizza to hot chili. 119 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:04,628 Now wouldn't it make just your whole being happy to be part of all that? 120 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,963 When can I start, Uncle? 121 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,506 Here's the address. Get moving. 122 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,991 - Here. - Thanks, pal. 123 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,742 Ah, isn't it breathtaking? 124 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,869 DRIVER: It's a mess, all right. 125 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,038 That guy, Hawk, oughta be hung. 126 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,331 What? 127 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,753 (BUZZING) 128 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,839 WOMAN: I'm coming. 129 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:57,180 Mrs. Steinmetz? Good morning. My name is Willoughby Whitfield. 130 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,057 I'd like to discuss business with you. 131 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,142 Come in, won't you? 132 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,268 I can't. 133 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:04,396 You see this car has rolled onto my foot. 134 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,273 Oh, dear! 135 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:09,026 I guess somebody forgot to set the brake or something. 136 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,569 Herbie, aren't you ashamed of yourself? 137 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:13,030 Get off of Mr. Whitfield's foot. 138 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,032 Herbie's always trying to protect me. 139 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,158 Herbie? 140 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,369 I'm quite capable of taking care of myself. 141 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,747 I was about to make a nice cup of tea. 142 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,041 Come in. You must have one with me. 143 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,083 Oh, thank you. 144 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,171 Of course, I have to humor Herbie. 145 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,757 He used to be a famous racing car, 146 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,593 but his driver went to Europe to drive foreign cars, 147 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,471 so he's a little sensitive. You can understand that. 148 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,307 Yes. Now, to get down to business, Mrs. Steinmetz. 149 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,060 People have been worrying about you living in this old firetrap. 150 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,811 I've been asked to come over and... 151 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,564 Firehouse, not firetrap. 152 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,233 Firehouse, yes. Be that as it may, 153 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,693 the least we can do... 154 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,654 (GYPSY MUSIC PLAYING) 155 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,907 Stop that! That's downright rude! 156 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,244 Do you know what he was playing? 157 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,248 Do Not Trust Him, Gentle Maiden. Nothing personal. 158 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,085 - No. - He's a friend of Herbie's, of course. 159 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,336 Friend of Herbie's? 160 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,380 So is old 22. 161 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,967 You may as well meet all the family while you're here. 162 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:19,096 Number 22 used to be on the old Clay Street line. 163 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,932 (BELL CLANGING) 164 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,934 Herbie found him in a vacant lot. 165 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,103 Someone had used him as a chicken house. 166 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,105 He's much happier here, of course. 167 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,275 I can understand that you may have 168 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,444 some emotional attachment to this old building... 169 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,279 Indeed, I have. 170 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,574 I was married here to my late husband, 171 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,452 Captain Steinmetz, of the San Francisco Fire Department. 172 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,205 - Oh? - One of the heroes of the great fire. 173 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:49,459 We understand your position. That's why Mr. Hawk has authorized... 174 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,294 Don't tell me you're from Alonzo Hawk? 175 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,421 Yes. 176 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,630 Oh, you have such a nice face. 177 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,715 Thank you. 178 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,343 Not at all like those ruffians he usually sends. 179 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:02,472 If you would just look at the size of this check. 180 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,225 I don't know anything about money. 181 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,895 My nephew, Tennessee Steinmetz, usually takes care of me. 182 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,397 He used to live here. 183 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,984 He had to rush off to Tibet because his guru got sick. 184 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:17,237 If you would just look at this... What's a guru? 185 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:21,616 His teacher! My nephew is a student of Oriental Philosophy. 186 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,120 That's how he learned that things have an inner life. 187 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:29,666 Like wind, rain, traffic lights, can openers, flowers... 188 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,668 And little cars. 189 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,796 That's how Herbie and Tennessee became such great friends. 190 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:38,800 Mrs. Steinmetz, this sum of money could take care of you for the rest of your life. 191 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,637 I didn't have to study Oriental Philosophy the way Tennessee did. 192 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,347 I could talk to Herbie right off. 193 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,390 Oh? 194 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,850 I guess it's in the blood. 195 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,980 See ya tomorrow! 196 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,860 WILLOUGHBY: I don't like to press, but believe me, 197 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,862 Mr. Hawk has your interest at heart. 198 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,114 I have an agreement here. If you would just glance... 199 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,699 Oh, Nicole! 200 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,410 I want you to meet a gentleman from Mr. Hawk's. 201 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,788 - How do you do? - Agh! 202 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,749 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 203 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:14,044 Poor Mr. Whitfield! Such a nice young man. 204 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,546 They're bothering us again? 205 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,048 You've hurt your hand. 206 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,677 On the contrary, it feels marvelous. 207 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,971 Are you all right, Mr. Whitfield? 208 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,473 What was that? 209 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:30,811 Nicole Harris, a very brave young lady. She works for the airline. 210 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:34,940 Last week she knocked out a hijacker with a bottle of California wine. 211 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,068 Now, get out. If you or any more of Hawk's stooges come around, 212 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,736 you'll get worse than that. 213 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:44,032 Please. Mr. Whitfield and I were having a nice conversation. 214 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,409 I'll bet. But... 215 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:50,413 Isn't it time for your nap? Mr. Whitfield is just going. 216 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,668 Well, very well. Good-bye, Mr. Whitfield. 217 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,419 I hope I'll see you again when I come down. 218 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,587 Mrs. Steinmetz... 219 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,005 - Out! Out! - What? 220 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,969 Please, have a heart. This is my first assignment. I can't afford to fail. 221 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,055 I said, out! 222 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,558 All right, all right. 223 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,485 Miss, you look like a sensible person. 224 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,613 You must know living all alone in this crummy neighborhood 225 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,323 is no place for an elderly woman. 226 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,450 What do you mean "alone"? She's got me... 227 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,161 And she's got Herbie. 228 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,580 That's another thing. 229 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:35,959 That goofy story about this car, that's a sure sign she's coming apart. 230 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,752 So you think it's goofy? 231 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,004 Of course, don't you? 232 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,967 How would you like to go for a little ride? 233 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,553 I thought you didn't like me? 234 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:50,932 I'd like to take you for a ride in Herbie. I'd like that very much. 235 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,475 That's very nice of you. 236 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,936 I'll be ready in a minute. 237 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,404 (HONKS) 238 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,455 All right, Herbie. Let's get going. 239 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,416 Miss Harris, you're obviously an intelligent young woman. 240 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,753 Why do you pretend to talk to this car? People might wonder. 241 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,047 Don't listen to him, Herbie. Just move it. 242 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,050 I can understand Mrs. Steinmetz thinking of this car as a person. 243 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,845 Old age has many fantasies. It only proves that she needs Mr. Hawk's help. 244 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,389 Remember, Alonzo Hawk sent him. 245 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,350 You and I know better, don't we? 246 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,018 You stubborn bucket of bolts! 247 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,021 You always have to do everything your way. 248 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,608 Let's stop kidding ourselves. This is just an ordinary little car, 249 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,904 like a million other ordinary, rather unattractive... Whoa! 250 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,697 I don't think you should have said that. 251 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,449 Herbie's very sensitive about his appearance. 252 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:53,078 All right, you've had your laugh. You ought to stop now. 253 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,914 You won't get Herbie to stop until you say you're sorry. 254 00:15:55,997 --> 00:16:00,377 The thing that upsets me most about this thing is you trying to maintain the fiction 255 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,545 about this... Whoa! 256 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,048 (HONKING) 257 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,218 Please, tell Herbie you're sorry. 258 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,386 All right! 259 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,138 Herbie, I'm sorry. 260 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,182 What do you think now? 261 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,643 I think you're a skillful driver, 262 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,562 but I don't know if I'd like to have you drive me again. 263 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,815 You think it's a trick? 264 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,817 Yes. I would say the whole thing is a trick. 265 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,819 Would you like to drive? 266 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,070 Yes. 267 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,321 Good. 268 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,047 There, you see, 269 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:51,678 this car is just your ordinary, rather stupid-looking... Whoa! 270 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,431 What do I do now? 271 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,016 It's too late now. You're on your own. 272 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,893 I just hope Herbie hasn't lost his sense of humor. 273 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,937 (SCREECHING) 274 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,789 WILLOUGHBY: "Chicken tournament jousting today." 275 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,208 What? What's it up to now? 276 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,045 I don't know. It's hard to figure Herbie out sometimes. 277 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,840 ANNOUNCER: The gallant and chivalrous contenders 278 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:32,052 are now taking their places on the field of honor. 279 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,263 At the north end of the list, 280 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,807 the undefeated champion of the tournament, 281 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,060 earless, brutal, unforgiving, 282 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,187 the Red Knight! 283 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,646 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 284 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,985 Yeah! 285 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,655 At the south end, his stouthearted adversary, 286 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,909 the ever-popular Sir Lancelot! 287 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,161 (CHEERING) 288 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,123 I don't know what Herbie's up to, but I hope it's not what I think it is. 289 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,708 ANNOUNCER: Let the joust begin! 290 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,794 Give the signal, Your Majesty. 291 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,881 (FAN FARE PLAYING) 292 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,658 (CLUCKING) 293 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,703 What are they doing? Seems dangerous to me. 294 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,540 Hey, what are they doing? 295 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,625 I think this is where I get out. 296 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,378 Good idea. I'll join you. 297 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:53,133 ANNOUNCER: The victor, thus far, has demolished all who oppose him. 298 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,220 The surviving champion, your favorite and mine, 299 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,222 the Red Knight. 300 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,557 (CHEERING) 301 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,563 At the other end, 302 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,857 we have a mysterious new contender, 303 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,525 but the name doesn't matter. 304 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,571 No one lasts for long against the Red Knight. 305 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,617 - Let the joust begin! -(REVVING) 306 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,163 (FAN FARE PLAYING) 307 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,706 No, Herbie! Wait! 308 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,751 I take everything back. 309 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,129 I apologize. I believe, Herbie! 310 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,089 I believe! 311 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,898 (CLUCKING) 312 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,907 My brave champion, you have won me! 313 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,117 Take me to your kingdom. 314 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,079 You win the bread, man. $3. 315 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,131 Uh, I'm beginning to think that I owe you an apology. 316 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,218 Oh, no, I can't stand men who apologize. 317 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,887 Oh, uh, well, may I take you to lunch? 318 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:22,847 All right. 319 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,195 I used to live in a little apartment building opposite the firehouse. 320 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:41,157 I loved it. Then Alonzo Hawk came along to tear the place down. 321 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,408 And kicked me out. 322 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,035 I'm sure he didn't mean it personally. 323 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,580 Now you know why I go crazy every time I hear the name Hawk. How's your jaw? 324 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,041 It's all right. It's... Ooh. 325 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:54,504 I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know it was your first assignment? 326 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,881 You couldn't possibly know what a no-good he is. 327 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,174 Miss, there's something I should tell you... 328 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:02,178 Anyway, Mrs. Steinmetz took me in until I could find another place to live. 329 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:07,016 When I found out what Hawk was up to, I stayed on to protect her. 330 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,103 I wasn't gonna let rats from Alonzo Hawk talk her out of her home. 331 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,938 I don't think you're being quite fair. 332 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,731 Fair? To Alonzo Hawk? 333 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:14,816 Yes. 334 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,443 Don't tell me he's conned you the way he's conned everybody else. 335 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:18,695 I think I should tell you that... 336 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,613 Did you know... 337 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:24,117 He put a parking garage on the lot where the DiMaggios learned to play baseball? 338 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,201 Please, I... 339 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,203 His factories are polluting all the fish in the Bay. 340 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,329 Look,you... 341 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,290 His skyscraper casts a cold, gray shadow 342 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,500 on the children's playground all day long. 343 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,584 Let me tell you... 344 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,254 He kicked 30 old-time Chinese families 345 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,214 off Grand Avenue to make room for his skyscraper. 346 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,507 Please, Miss Harris. 347 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:42,844 I can't believe Uncle Alonzo would do things like that. 348 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,221 Wait a minute! Uncle! 349 00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:46,556 He's your uncle? 350 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:47,724 Yes... 351 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,310 You rotten spy! 352 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,978 (SCREAMING) 353 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,234 Here's your warm milk, Grandma. 354 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,613 Be sure and drink it. You know how good it is for you. 355 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:06,034 Yes, dear. I still can't understand 356 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,661 why you hit him with a boiled lobster. 357 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:12,832 Grandma, I wish I could stop doing things like that. 358 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,044 I really sort of like him. 359 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,171 I'm glad to hear that. 360 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:21,591 After all, brilliant, eligible lawyers don't grow on trees. 361 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,635 What are you leading up to? 362 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,263 Um, nothing, dear. 363 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:33,644 I just thought that perhaps you could talk things over with that nice Mr. Whitfield. 364 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,605 Nice try, Grandma. 365 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,900 But if I want a young man, I'll have to get him my way. 366 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,069 I suppose so, dear. 367 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,280 Stop hatching plots and go to sleep. 368 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,866 Yes, dear. 369 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,119 Good night, Grandma. 370 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,455 Good night, dear. 371 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,253 NICOLE: Good night, Herbie. Pleasant dreams. 372 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,214 (DOOR CLOSING) 373 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,846 MRS. STEINMETZ: He used to be a famous racing car. 374 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,516 He used to be a famous racing car. 375 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,895 He used to be a famous racing car. 376 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:50,179 (CROWD CHEERING) 377 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,261 (CROWD CHEERING) 378 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:26,108 Uncle Alonzo, 379 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:29,278 I dropped by to talk to you man-to-man, 380 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,198 so I could look you squarely in the eye. 381 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,993 No, I'm wearing makeup because of a black eye. 382 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:40,414 A girl hit me in the face with a boiled lobster 383 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,251 the moment I mentioned your name. 384 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:46,963 This same wonderful, intelligent, 385 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,298 clearsighted girl 386 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:53,511 was able to convince me what kind of a person you really are. 387 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:58,140 I do not hold with your scheme of cheating Mrs. Steinmetz out of her home 388 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:01,561 so that you may build your concrete anthill 389 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:05,231 on the spot where she has known so much happiness. 390 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,816 Hmm. 391 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,944 I think you are despicable, 392 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,862 greedy, grasping 393 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:15,866 and wholly without principle or pity. 394 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:19,662 I also believe you are not a nice person. 395 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:22,873 If you write my mother, who is also your sister, Frieda, 396 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:26,168 please do not tell her that I wear makeup as a general rule. 397 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,797 I'm going back to Missouri now, 398 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:34,468 so you may no longer use me as a cat's paw. 399 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:38,723 I bid you farewell, more in sorrow than in anger. 400 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,642 Please do not send us any more fruit for Christmas. 401 00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:45,688 (HONKING) 402 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,358 (HONKING) 403 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,030 Good-bye, Grandma. 404 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,911 NICOLE: Hi, everybody! 405 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,218 Hi, Herb. 406 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,554 No hard feelings, okay? 407 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:24,226 I'm so glad you and Herbie decided to make up. 408 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,394 Oh. 409 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,772 I'm just going for my morning walk. 410 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:30,191 Come with me. We could have a nice chat. 411 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:34,236 I just came to say good-bye. I'm going home to Hawk City, Missouri. 412 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:39,575 Oh, what a pity! Nicole was hoping to see you again. 413 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:43,704 She's a wonderful girl, even though you don't seem to agree with her. 414 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,790 I do agree with her now. 415 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,167 As a matter of fact, I'm going straight to my uncle 416 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,086 to tell him exactly what I think of him. 417 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,504 That's splendid! 418 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:55,091 He might be an important man but it's time somebody told him the real truth. 419 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:58,719 Nicole will be thrilled. Please wait 'til she comes back. 420 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:02,765 To be honest, I'm more afraid of her than I am of my uncle. 421 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:06,352 Nonsense! Nicole is just a high-spirited young lady. 422 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:09,814 Oh, that's for sure. Good-bye, Mrs. Steinmetz. 423 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,148 Don't weaken about the firehouse. 424 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,900 Don't you worry. 425 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:16,696 Call my nephew wherever he's staying and tell him to get right over here. 426 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,949 Yes, sir. And Mr. Barnsdorf is on the phone for you. 427 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,451 Yeah, what do you want? 428 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:26,288 You ready for us to dig yet? My boys are gettin' itchy. 429 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,332 I'll tell you when to start digging. 430 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:32,002 Thought I'd remind you I got some high-priced digging equipment 431 00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:33,963 and crew sittin' around playin' gin rummy, 432 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,257 waitin' for you to make up your mind. 433 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:39,343 It's costing you 80 grand a day. (CHUCKLING) 434 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,555 Stop bugging me, Barnsdorf. 435 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:46,058 I'll give you the order to start digging any moment now. 436 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:48,310 What do you want? 437 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:51,522 I'm sorry, Mr. Hawk. I called the motel but your nephew checked out. 438 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,983 What do you mean he's checked out? 439 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,987 When? Where? Who told him he could check out? 440 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,323 How dare he disappear when he knows I'm worried sick. 441 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:04,326 I'll tear his chicken-Iivered gizzard to pieces. 442 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,872 I'll stomp him silly! I'll take this letter knife 443 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,541 and I'll stab that kid in his ungrateful breastbone. 444 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:15,921 You know me, Millicent. Normally I'm a kindly fellow. 445 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,175 But when I get crossed, I go bananas. 446 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,384 (BUZZING) 447 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,053 Yes? Oh. 448 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:24,930 It's your nephew. 449 00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:26,140 Willoughby? 450 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,017 Where are you? 451 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:29,685 Oh, hi, Uncle. 452 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,855 I thought I'd save time and phone you the news. 453 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:36,484 That's marvelous, great! You're a smart boy! 454 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,569 That Hawk blood will tell in the end. 455 00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:42,990 (MIMICS TUGBOAT WHISTLE) 456 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,577 All ashore that's going ashore. 457 00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:49,538 (WHISTLE) 458 00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:54,585 What's all that noise? And what news? 459 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,630 The news I was leaving town. 460 00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,715 Leaving town? 461 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,469 Uh, I'm on the ship-to-shore phone... 462 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,721 (PHONE SCREECHING) 463 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,267 From the deck of the Swedish freighter, the Gustav Gustaffson, 464 00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:11,644 bound for Helsinki. 465 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,062 (GASPING) Helsinki! 466 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:15,898 I'm glad you're taking it like this, Uncle. 467 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,901 You know, you really should leave Mrs. Steinmetz alone. 468 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:20,903 (GARBLED YELLING) 469 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,573 (YELLING CONTINUES) 470 00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:27,076 Haaa! 471 00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:31,372 (GARBLED YELLING) 472 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:38,921 Don't worry. You'll feel better in the morning. 473 00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:42,758 Stop talking like an idiot. I feel better right now. 474 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,387 Alonzo Hawk may be betrayed, but he is never defeated! 475 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,264 Outta my Way! 476 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:52,309 Since none of you pitiful excuses for men have enough muscle 477 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:55,104 to move a feeble old lady off her property, 478 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,691 I'll go and do it myself, like I have to do everything around here that's important. 479 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,860 - Now, Mr. Hawk. - Oh, shut up! 480 00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:03,612 We'll start on number one, harassment. 481 00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,906 And I wrote the book on harassment. 482 00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:08,367 We'll shut off her phone, turn off her water. 483 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:11,203 We'll sic the health and building inspectors on her. 484 00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:13,372 Steal her dog. 485 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:14,874 She doesn't have a dog. 486 00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:19,628 What do you mean? A little old lady living in a place like that? 487 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:21,922 Who looks out for her? How does she get around? 488 00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:24,466 She has a little car she goes everywhere in. 489 00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,802 You fellows go and pick it up! 490 00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:28,095 Yes, Mr. Hawk. 491 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:31,015 A bunch of lamebrains. Hold it, hold it! 492 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:35,144 You fellows'll probably even foul up on a simple assignment like this. 493 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:39,690 The first team is on the job. I'll go pick the car up myself. 494 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,070 Overeducated pinheads! 495 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:52,161 All right, gentlemen, start taking notes. Learn how the grownups do it. 496 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,413 You gentlemen are probably unaware of it, 497 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:58,459 but I began my fabulous career as a repossessor of motorcars. 498 00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:00,628 At the tender age of 19, 499 00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:05,341 I was the best-known repossessor of cars west of the Mississippi. 500 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:08,802 Hot-wire Hawk, they called me. Observe, gentlemen. 501 00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:11,680 Screwdriver, pliers 502 00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:14,058 and a piece of wire. 503 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,185 Check your watches, 504 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,104 and you will see that I will return with the object of my mission 505 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:20,689 in 15 minutes or less. 506 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,691 All right, let's go. 507 00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:45,881 (BUZZING) 508 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,429 Madam is not at home, sir. 509 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:53,514 Thank you, Maxwell. 510 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,474 I won't be needing you anymore. 511 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,558 Very well, sir. 512 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,488 (CLICKING) 513 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,504 (ENGINE REVVING) 514 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:30,342 Once you learn something when you're young, you just never forget it. 515 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:35,305 Except a six-year-old kid could steal this one-cylinder hair dryer. 516 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,766 (SCREECHING) 517 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,728 (GRUNTING) 518 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,396 (CARS HONKING) 519 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,572 Quiet! 520 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:57,286 All right, buddy, let's get this thing outta here before I... 521 00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:01,623 Oh, hello, Mr. Hawk. What are you doing in this little car? 522 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,959 Just shut up and push! 523 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:08,130 Certainly, Mr. Hawk. One tiny thing, is the car out of gear? 524 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:12,718 Of course it's out of gear, you nitwit! Just push! 525 00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:14,887 All right, Mr. Hawk. 526 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,477 Okay, push. 527 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:33,989 Hey, wait a minute! What are you gonna do about that cab? 528 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:36,825 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 529 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,912 Are we trying to get tough? 530 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,456 Don't you dare to threaten me. 531 00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:44,917 All right, Mr. Hawk. 532 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:47,211 Well? 533 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:48,754 Three minutes to go. 534 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,341 Oh, hello, Commissioner. 535 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,429 Got a little problem. 536 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,515 We gotta tow him outta here. 537 00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:04,436 Mr. Hawk, just sit quietly this time. 538 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,855 Don't touch the pedals or the gears, understood? 539 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,733 Don't order me around. I will do as I please! 540 00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:13,028 The traffic commissioner shall hear about this! 541 00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:14,822 I am the commissioner. 542 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:18,200 Then what are you doing in that monkey suit? 543 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,912 The traffic commissioner would dress in dignified clothes. 544 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,291 This happens to be my dress uniform. 545 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,711 I was on my way to the ceremonies for "I am a Policeman" day. 546 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,714 Okay, let's go. 547 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:37,177 (SCRAPING, SQUEALING) 548 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,847 (SCREECHING) 549 00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:48,772 (CHEERING) 550 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,961 WOMAN ON RADIO: Commissioner, call your office. 551 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,462 There's been an accident. 552 00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:14,506 See the man. See the man. 553 00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:17,176 One minute to go. He'll never make it. 554 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,344 Oh, if Mr. Hawk says he'll do something, he'll... 555 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:20,929 Here he is! 556 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,348 (GROANING) 557 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,144 Get that car, dead or alive! 558 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:28,937 Right away, sir! 559 00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:31,440 Mr. Hawk? 560 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:35,569 If you'll sign a few of these citations. 561 00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:38,113 Compliments of the commissioner. 562 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:43,076 Well, he's got more stuff than I thought. 563 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,331 Yeah, I'm sorry he's going too. 564 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:50,125 All right, I'll see you later. Bye-bye. 565 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:53,420 WOMAN ON P.A.: Flight 38 for Las Vegas... 566 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:56,673 I tell you, Mother, you've never seen Uncle Alonzo in such a rage! 567 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,635 He's probably having this airport watched right now. 568 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:04,097 But he won't find me. I'm wearing a disguise. A disguise... 569 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:07,017 A beard and a mustache. 570 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:10,354 Yes, I know, Mother. I promised I wouldn't grow a beard when I left. 571 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,439 Don't you understand? It isn't real. 572 00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:17,611 No, I will not go back and apologize to Uncle Alonzo! 573 00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:22,324 He is a greedy, unscrupulous, no-good, 574 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:25,994 thieving, uh, uh, 575 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:31,667 uh, coyote. Yes, thank you, miss. Oh! 576 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,461 No, Mother, my asthma is not coming back. 577 00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:38,423 No, nothing's the matter with me. Everything is just fine now. 578 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,844 This is the turning point of my life. 579 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,805 Uncle Alonzo used to push me around 580 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:46,682 and you were always telling me what to do. 581 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:51,061 Then I met this perfectly wonderful girl. 582 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:55,357 I was even afraid of her 'til now. 583 00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:57,234 I've just decided something. 584 00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:01,321 I am not going to be a rabbit anymore! 585 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:03,323 Good-bye, Mother. 586 00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:07,369 - Ooh. - Ooh! 587 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,042 Come along, Herbie. Off to market. 588 00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,754 Thank you, Herbie. 589 00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:20,549 (ENGINE REVVING) 590 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:27,180 Let me see now. Half a dozen tomatoes. 591 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:30,684 Um, the broccoli looked very nice yesterday. 592 00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,894 What else was there? 593 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,578 We've sighted the car, Mr. Hawk. 594 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,552 We're moving in for the kill now. 595 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:07,304 They're moving in for the kill now. 596 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,849 Ooh! 597 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,774 What happened? You said you were moving in for the kill! 598 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,735 Negative. A little premature, I'm afraid, sir. 599 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:23,945 She's obviously a very desperate woman. 600 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,239 But don't worry. She won't make it this time. 601 00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:39,961 Another of your shortcuts, Herbie? 602 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,015 Where is she now? 603 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:54,309 She's still going up and up. 604 00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:57,187 It's incredible! She's driving like a madman. 605 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,660 Oh, Herbie, behave yourself. 606 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,246 You knocked my glasses off. 607 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:17,332 (SCREECHING, CRASHING) 608 00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:18,500 Where on Earth is she? 609 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,626 (BEEP) 610 00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:21,586 Don't answer it. It'll be Hawk. 611 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:27,926 Look! 612 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,141 No, Mr. Hawk, the phone didn't ring before. 613 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,392 Were you trying to reach us? 614 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,269 Did you grab the car? 615 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:38,520 Any moment now. 616 00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:41,773 There it goes, into the Sheraton-Palace Hotel. 617 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,359 The Sheraton-Palace Hotel? 618 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:48,989 May I draw your attention to the superb baby shrimp? 619 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:54,119 All right, Herbie, 620 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:57,247 but you'll never convince me this is a shortcut to Vern's Market. 621 00:40:57,330 --> 00:40:59,624 Gentlemen, do you have a reservation? 622 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:00,917 There it is! 623 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,503 MAN: After her. Somebody stop her. 624 00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:06,089 Don't let her get away. Come on, let's go! 625 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:17,601 There's only one thing gives me the creeps, that's that weird little car... 626 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,436 What's the matter with you? 627 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,687 There it is! 628 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,607 Pull yourself together. You're getting hysterical. 629 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:25,734 Take two aspirins and lie down. 630 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,153 One of us has to keep our nerve. 631 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,289 Come on, come on! Move it! 632 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,668 (CHUCKLING) Now we've got him. 633 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:46,755 Stop woolgathering, Herbie. 634 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:49,799 We really must get to the market. 635 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,595 Oh, oh! Wait a minute. 636 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,264 Look out! He's coming back! 637 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,642 Ooh! 638 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:01,937 Look out! Look out! 639 00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:20,580 Grandma, I was worried about you. Is everything all right? 640 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:23,833 Wonderful! Herbie took me for a nice drive on the bridge. 641 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,377 Let me help you. 642 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,837 It's Mr. Whitfield. So nice to see you again. 643 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,298 This morning you were on your way to Missouri. 644 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:31,800 Nicole spoke to me. 645 00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:35,387 Grandma, Mr. Whitfield's agreed to help us fight his uncle. 646 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:38,807 Wonderful! Stay for dinner. 647 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,308 I've already invited him. 648 00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:42,852 Why don't you take those out to the kitchen? 649 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:44,145 Yeah. Thank you. 650 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,442 What a fine young man! 651 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,236 You look so right together. 652 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:52,487 Oh! 653 00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:54,656 Now, if there's anything I can do... 654 00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:58,243 There is one thing, Grandma. 655 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,580 Just let nature take its course. 656 00:43:01,663 --> 00:43:05,333 Oh, yes, dear. Oh, I wouldn't want to interfere, 657 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:06,668 not for anything. 658 00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:07,752 Oh. 659 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,547 By the way, we're going to want more broccoli for dinner. 660 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,674 Will you and Willoughby pick me up some, please? 661 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:13,800 Sure. 662 00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:16,845 Incidentally, you ought to drive down to the beach. 663 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:17,929 Grandma! 664 00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:19,180 It's the most beautiful day. 665 00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:21,558 We'll just go get some broccoli. 666 00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:24,060 Yes, dear, of course. 667 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,482 I'm not gonna say another word, Herbie. 668 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,901 There's nothing I can do. 669 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:39,451 Of course, I can't help it if you happen to have a mind of your own. 670 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,328 Can I? 671 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:50,712 I guess I should have told Mrs. Steinmetz I don't like broccoli. 672 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,559 Herbie, where are you going? 673 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:12,025 The young lady and gentleman have turned towards the north. 674 00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:24,913 It would appear that they're not immediately returning to the firehouse. 675 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:28,583 See that they don't. Do anything you have to, 676 00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:32,003 but don't let them return to that firehouse until after dark. 677 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,129 Do you read me? 678 00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:34,714 Perfectly, sir. 679 00:44:38,218 --> 00:44:40,637 Oh, Grandma put him up to this. 680 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,721 Where's he taking us? 681 00:44:41,763 --> 00:44:43,890 I don't know, but I could make a guess. 682 00:44:56,611 --> 00:45:00,365 Pardon me, sir. Is this the only road from the beach? 683 00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:02,325 Yep! 684 00:45:02,409 --> 00:45:05,412 Would you care, sir, to earn $50? 685 00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:06,746 Don't mind. 686 00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,999 We wish you to obstruct the road from the beach for two hours. 687 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:12,460 My employer is preparing a surprise party... 688 00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:15,380 Don't explain. Just give me the money. 689 00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:20,135 It's very romantic here, don't you think? 690 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:23,638 Do you know that's the first time I've ever heard 691 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,474 anyone use the word "romantic" in a real conversation? 692 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:30,478 I hope I wasn't being too forward, but it is romantic. 693 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:34,482 I think that's what Grandma had in mind. 694 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:38,069 She always thought the Pacific Ocean was very romantic. 695 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:39,571 Captain Steinmetz proposed to her 696 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:42,282 on the beach near the Cliff House 50 years ago. 697 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:43,950 (SQUAWKING) 698 00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:45,952 (HONKING) 699 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:50,039 I'm sorry I punched you the first time I met you. 700 00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,166 That's okay. 701 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:54,335 It wasn't very ladylike to hit you with a boiled lobster. 702 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:55,462 It's okay. 703 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:57,505 You can hit me back if you want. 704 00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:00,967 That isn't exactly what I had in mind. 705 00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:05,013 (SQUAWKING) 706 00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,723 (HONKING) 707 00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:10,935 Oh! 708 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,486 Herbie! Oh! 709 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,655 Oh, it's time we were getting back. 710 00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:27,243 Herbie, come on! 711 00:46:28,161 --> 00:46:30,538 Leave that sea gull alone! 712 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,083 Herbie! 713 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,419 I wish that car would learn to mind. 714 00:46:37,045 --> 00:46:39,088 Herbie, please! 715 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,883 Herbie! 716 00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:44,886 Heel, Herbie! 717 00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:50,225 See? Just needs a firm hand. 718 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:54,521 You know, Willoughby, sometimes you really surprise me. 719 00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:07,116 Hey, what's happening? 720 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:13,456 (HONKING) 721 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,754 Sorry, sir. My rear axle's frozen. 722 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:21,005 But, how're we... 723 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,382 Sorry. 724 00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:33,726 WILLOUGHBY: No, Herbie! 725 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,144 Ooh! 726 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:37,897 Whoa! 727 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,279 Oh. 728 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,450 Ahh. 729 00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:51,911 Oh! 730 00:47:52,829 --> 00:47:54,831 Ahh! 731 00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,587 Oh, well, here we are. 732 00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:09,387 Ah. 733 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,471 Nicole? 734 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:13,349 Very quietly and quickly, pull your hand back inside the car. 735 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:14,434 Why? 736 00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:15,476 We've got company. 737 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,770 Hmm? (GASPS) 738 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:21,983 NICOLE: That's ridiculous! Why would a shark follow a Volkswagen? 739 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,526 WILLOUGHBY: Because he thinks the same thing I do. 740 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:25,028 We're going to sink. 741 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,163 WILLOUGHBY: Uh, excuse me. 742 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,123 Can you tell me the way to San Francisco? 743 00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:41,502 Yeah, man. Straight up the beach road, first left, second right. 744 00:48:42,337 --> 00:48:43,504 Thank you. 745 00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,300 Whoa... 746 00:49:03,358 --> 00:49:05,652 Old number 22, it's gone! 747 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:07,153 What? 748 00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:14,994 They came with a big truck. 749 00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:17,246 Everything's gone. 750 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,042 Who did it? 751 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,711 It said on the truck, 752 00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:27,590 "Alonzo Hawk Van & Storage." 753 00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:29,384 Haven't you ever jimmied a lock before? 754 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:30,718 Of course not. 755 00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:32,261 It isn't a hobby of mine. 756 00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:34,138 Hurry. We can't just stand here. 757 00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:36,182 (ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SCREECHING) 758 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,603 Good for Herbie! 759 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:44,482 HAWK ON RECORDING: Halt! 760 00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:47,110 You have been detected by electronic surveillance. 761 00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,569 You are about to be surrounded 762 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:51,280 by agents of the Alonzo Hawk Security Service. 763 00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:52,991 Touch nothing in this warehouse 764 00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:55,493 or you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. 765 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:58,079 Don't you dare talk to me like that, Mr. Hawk! 766 00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,248 I want my things back and I'm going to have them! 767 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:01,457 I think that's a recording. 768 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:02,750 I don't care what it is. 769 00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:05,420 Halt! You have been... 770 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,338 Let's find your things before somebody gets here. 771 00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,508 ...by agents of the Alonzo Hawk Security Service. 772 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:12,343 Touch nothing in this warehouse 773 00:50:12,427 --> 00:50:15,680 or you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. 774 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:36,367 Your things aren't here. Maybe we better... 775 00:50:36,451 --> 00:50:38,411 (MUSIC PLAYING) 776 00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:49,630 GUARD: All right, hold it! 777 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:53,634 Okay, get your hands up. 778 00:50:58,222 --> 00:51:00,767 MRS. STEINMETZ: Don't you get fresh with me, young man. 779 00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:03,311 Watch it, Smitty. She's the ring leader. 780 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:05,313 SMITTY: Come on, grandma. Move it! 781 00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:06,481 Keep your hands up. 782 00:51:06,522 --> 00:51:09,317 MRS. STEINMETZ: I most certainly will not. 783 00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:12,236 If you say please, I might consider it. 784 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,322 All right, please. 785 00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:21,204 There now, you see, that wasn't so difficult after all. 786 00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:24,540 If you'd mind your manners, life would be easier 787 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,417 for all of us. 788 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:29,921 Now, would you be good enough to tell me exactly 789 00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:32,173 what you are doing with my furniture? 790 00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:37,553 GUARD: How do we know, lady? 791 00:51:37,637 --> 00:51:41,015 All I can tell you is that nothing goes out without Mr. Hawk's okay. 792 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:49,148 Look out, Smitty! Run! 793 00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:56,697 (CRASHING) 794 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:59,575 There goes some more. Out of the way! 795 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:07,375 Hey, we're out off! How're we gonna get out of here? 796 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:11,712 You know, Smitty, I don't think Mr. Hawk's gonna be happy about this. 797 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:18,261 (BELL CLANGING) 798 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,560 (BELL CLANGING) 799 00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:42,660 (GRUNTING) Whew! 800 00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:46,080 Oh, evenin', mother. 801 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:51,502 Eh, ain't you a might old to be a stewardess? 802 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:59,427 There've been a lot of changes since I come to visit this town. 803 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:02,221 (BELL CLANGING) 804 00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:06,517 Barnsdorf, will you stop worrying about your digging equipment? 805 00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,519 You're paying me 80 grand a day. 806 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:11,189 Will you stop bothering me? 807 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:14,400 I have broken the old lady's spirit. Yeah! 808 00:53:14,609 --> 00:53:16,402 I've taken every stick of furniture. 809 00:53:16,444 --> 00:53:19,572 She's sitting in an empty firehouse, ready to listen to reason. 810 00:53:21,032 --> 00:53:22,950 Barnsdorf, I guarantee you 811 00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:25,745 you can start digging first thing Monday morning. 812 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,665 (PHONE RINGING) 813 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,542 Yeah. 814 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,587 What? 815 00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:37,924 That's right, sir. Yes, they got away with everything. 816 00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:41,510 Call out every unit of the mobile security force! 817 00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:42,970 We'll nail 'em to the wall! 818 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:52,188 Stop at the top so we can figure out how to get down the other side. 819 00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:53,314 Right. 820 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:56,984 Uh, like I was sayin', little lady, 821 00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,153 (CLEARS THROAT) 822 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:04,617 I was doin' fine 'til I got into that sheep-dip you call liquor in this town. 823 00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,957 My name is Judson. 824 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:15,002 Got a little cow ranch a couple hundred miles north of here. 825 00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:19,340 Been alone with those cows for over 40 years, so I thought 826 00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:22,301 I'd get into town and stir up a little excitement. 827 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:25,346 Might be my last opportunity. (CHUCKLING) 828 00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:35,481 I better get a piece of rope and tie us all up together, nice and snug. 829 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:49,370 Oh, no! It looks like Uncle Alonzo! 830 00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:53,332 No, Herbie! Don't do it! 831 00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:56,794 Oooh! 832 00:55:01,382 --> 00:55:02,883 After him! 833 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,885 (SCREECHING) 834 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,314 Faster! Faster! 835 00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:19,734 Oh, Herbie, now you have got us in a mess! 836 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,576 Now, Herbie, stop this minute! 837 00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:30,161 (GASPING) 838 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,955 VENDOR: Hey, watch out. What are you tryin' to do! 839 00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:35,791 You busted my machine! Look, here comes another one. 840 00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:39,086 (INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 841 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:42,715 That's not nice. Look what you've done to my "pretzellette"! 842 00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:54,852 Mrs. Steinmetz! 843 00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:58,105 Mrs. Steinmetz, put on the brake! 844 00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:01,817 You're a fine lookin' woman. Did you say you was married? 845 00:56:02,443 --> 00:56:05,363 No, the Captain's been gone these many years. 846 00:56:05,446 --> 00:56:07,490 There he is, Captain Steinmetz, 847 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:11,869 hook and ladder, number 27, city of San Francisco, a fine gentleman. 848 00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:14,080 Nice picture. 849 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,999 You carry it around with you everywhere? 850 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:21,087 Mrs. Steinmetz, use the hand brake! 851 00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:23,214 (HONKING) 852 00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:29,053 - Oh! You okay? -(GROANING) Yeah. 853 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:33,974 I declare, little lady, you're a sight to make this country boy's heart flutter. 854 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:37,603 Oh, don't be silly. I'm much too old. 855 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,065 Oh-oh-ho. The way I figure it, you're just about comin' into your prime. 856 00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:47,571 (PLAYS SOFT MUSIC) 857 00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:51,492 Can't that thing play somethin' with a little more pep? 858 00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:54,120 (PLAYS UPBEAT MUSIC) 859 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:05,589 (PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC) 860 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:21,021 (UPBEAT MUSIC APPROACHING) 861 00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:26,193 (BELL CLANGING) 862 00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:30,948 How nice to see people dressing up for parties again. 863 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,033 (HONKING) 864 00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:35,536 Was that anyone we know? 865 00:57:36,579 --> 00:57:39,665 Looks like these cars go a lot faster 866 00:57:39,707 --> 00:57:41,375 than when I was a young fella. 867 00:57:41,459 --> 00:57:43,252 Well, you can't stop progress! 868 00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:45,671 - Look at that! -(GASP) 869 00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:49,008 Herbie, you gotta help us! 870 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:15,534 Steady, Herbie! 871 00:58:15,910 --> 00:58:18,162 Come on! Come on! Move closer! 872 00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:23,083 Hurry up! We're running out of street. 873 00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:26,921 Closer! A little more! 874 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:32,593 Go On, Jump! 875 00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:36,222 Whoa. (GROANING) 876 00:58:37,932 --> 00:58:40,809 (GRUNTING) Oh! 877 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,363 (SCREECHING) 878 00:58:57,409 --> 00:59:00,538 Hmm, well, here's where I get off. 879 00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:04,124 Thanks for the ride, little lady. Appreciate it. 880 00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:10,172 Sure like to cross trails with ya again sometime. 881 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,551 Are you all right, Grandma? 882 00:59:13,634 --> 00:59:14,927 Of course. 883 00:59:14,969 --> 00:59:17,972 I just met the most interesting man. 884 00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:21,141 Good morning, Grandma. Sleep well after being up so late? 885 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:23,811 Not a wink, my dear. I suddenly realized 886 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:26,438 what an enormous amount of trouble Alonzo Hawk is giving me. 887 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,608 I'm going straight down to his office to give him a piece of my mind. 888 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:31,860 - Oh, no, you don't. -(HONKING) 889 00:59:31,944 --> 00:59:34,989 Oh, I have to go. Bye-bye, Grandma. 890 00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:38,492 Please, don't do anything foolish. 891 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:48,627 Willoughby, I know Grandma and I think she's up to something. 892 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:50,838 Don't worry, I'll keep her out of mischief. 893 00:59:50,879 --> 00:59:54,008 You better or else I'll get tough again. 894 00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:55,050 Bye. 895 00:59:55,134 --> 00:59:56,218 Bye. 896 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,350 Uh, where are you going, Mrs. Steinmetz? 897 01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:04,727 To see Mr. Hawk. 898 01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:08,272 Oh, no, you can't do that. You heard what Nicole said. 899 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:12,276 Nicole is a very sweet girl. But at her age she shouldn't start ordering me around. 900 01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:13,527 Do you mind if I go with you? 901 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,529 That won't be necessary. 902 01:00:15,988 --> 01:00:19,366 - No, but I think Nicole would prefer it. -(ENGINE STARTING) 903 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:24,288 Hey, come back! Mrs. Steinmetz! Come back! 904 01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:29,418 This certainly is a nasty whiplash, Mr. Hawk. 905 01:00:30,169 --> 01:00:32,254 I'm afraid you're trying to do too much. 906 01:00:32,338 --> 01:00:34,256 I know, Millicent. 907 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:36,759 But except for you, who can I depend on? 908 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:39,428 I have to do every... Who are those clowns? 909 01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:43,474 Your new lawyers. You fired the others yesterday. 910 01:00:43,557 --> 01:00:47,728 Oh, now look, fellas, I'm gonna tear down the Steinmetz firehouse. 911 01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:50,898 Just a moment. You have the necessary permit? 912 01:00:52,066 --> 01:00:55,569 Of course I don't have a permit! I don't even own the land yet! 913 01:00:55,903 --> 01:00:58,572 Sorry, Mr. Hawk, such an action would jeopardize 914 01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:00,366 the legal status of your new building. 915 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:01,659 We can't permit you... 916 01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:03,077 Will you get outta here? 917 01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:06,955 I didn't hire you to tell me what I can't do! 918 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:09,583 I hired ya to tell me how I can do it! 919 01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:11,460 Go! 920 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:16,090 You see, everybody lets me down. You know me, Millicent. 921 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,592 I'm enthusiastic, boyishly eager. 922 01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:21,595 All I get is cheap lawyer talk. 923 01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:24,431 Poor Mr. Hawk. It isn't fair. 924 01:01:24,473 --> 01:01:26,308 Nevertheless, I shall not falter. 925 01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:30,104 I am like a sensitive, finely-tuned violin. 926 01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:34,191 All I need to restore me is a few moments of peace and quiet. 927 01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:40,739 Hey! Hey! 928 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:44,910 Hey! Hey! 929 01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:47,996 Hey, you out there! 930 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,085 Hey! 931 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:57,589 Hey, turn it off! 932 01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:01,760 You idiot! What do you think you're doing? 933 01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:04,471 Washin' the windows, every Wednesday, Mr. Hawk's orders. 934 01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:07,641 I am Mr. Hawk. Get out of here! 935 01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:11,520 Okay, cancel the windows. 936 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:17,234 And you better shut the window! Runs up the air conditioning bill. 937 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:19,361 You're fired, get your money... 938 01:02:19,445 --> 01:02:21,530 Mr. Hawk's orders! 939 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:25,159 They may harass me, 940 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,162 but don't let them ever think they have me beaten. 941 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:31,415 That is when Alonzo Hawk is at his most dangerous. 942 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:32,958 Yes, sir. 943 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:35,836 (CHUCKLING) Millicent. 944 01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:40,632 This is what I want you to do. I want you to try and get 945 01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:43,635 Fred Loostgarten on the phone for me. 946 01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:47,264 He used to work with our wrecking company before I fired him. 947 01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:50,726 I understand he has a little one-horse operation of his own now. 948 01:02:57,024 --> 01:03:01,278 Yes, I think that's how Captain Steinmetz would handle the situation. 949 01:03:08,744 --> 01:03:12,372 Excuse me, could you tell me where Mr. Hawk's office is? 950 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:16,335 Yes, ma'am, the old buzzard hangs out 28 stories up, six windows to the left. 951 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:17,377 You can't miss it. 952 01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:20,547 I'm sorry. I don't hear so good from this side. 953 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,633 28th floor! You can't miss it! 954 01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:24,218 Thank you so much. 955 01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,855 No! Mrs. Steinmetz! Stop! 956 01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:42,402 (BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS) 957 01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:46,323 Mrs. Steinmetz! Come back! Stop! 958 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:50,911 Mrs. Steinmetz! (STAMMERS) Help! 959 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:54,873 Grandma! Mrs. Steinmetz! 960 01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:57,668 (GRUNTING) Help! 961 01:03:58,085 --> 01:04:01,922 Help! 962 01:04:01,964 --> 01:04:04,174 Missus... Grandma! 963 01:04:04,258 --> 01:04:08,178 Help! Mrs. Steinmetz! 964 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:12,099 Grandma! Help! Mrs. Steinmetz! Help! 965 01:04:12,808 --> 01:04:14,017 Grandma! 966 01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:15,978 Is that you, Mr. Whitfield? 967 01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:17,187 Where are you? 968 01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:18,272 Down here! 969 01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:20,065 Help me! 970 01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:21,942 Oh, there you are. 971 01:04:21,984 --> 01:04:23,360 Just a minute. I'm coming. 972 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,279 No, no, stay where you are. 973 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,446 Just take us down. 974 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,575 Of course, Mr. Whitfield. 975 01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:32,452 But first you must promise to let me see Mr. Hawk. 976 01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:35,330 Anything! I'll do anything you say! 977 01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:37,332 Very well, Mr. Whitfield. 978 01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:40,294 Hey, Loostgarten, old buddy, how are ya? 979 01:04:40,711 --> 01:04:45,090 I know things haven't been going too well for ya, but that's the way life is. 980 01:04:45,299 --> 01:04:46,717 Yeah, right, Mr. Hawk. 981 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,135 I got to thinking... 982 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:52,306 I've got to find a job for my old friend, and here it is. 983 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,808 You know that crummy old firehouse 984 01:04:54,892 --> 01:04:56,935 on the site where I'm building Hawk's Plaza? 985 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,270 Yeah? 986 01:04:58,312 --> 01:05:01,398 I want you to get your wrecking ball and smash it. 987 01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:05,819 I want nothing left but itsy-bitsy splinters. 988 01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:10,991 Don't worry, Willoughby. I shall be perfectly polite... But firm. 989 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,412 What do you mean, "send you over a permit"? 990 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,997 I don't get one 'til tomorrow morning. 991 01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:18,707 Yeah, but, Mr. Hawk, I... 992 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:19,791 Loostgarten! 993 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,252 The job has gotta be done tonight! 994 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,296 Take it or leave it! (HANGS UP) 995 01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:29,509 Millicent, my dear, will you put a check in the mail to Loostgarten? 996 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:34,056 That's Loostgarten Wrecking Company, uh, a thousand on account. 997 01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:38,060 Tonight he's gonna smash that crummy firehouse to matchwood. 998 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:39,853 (MUFFLED MUTTERING) 999 01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:42,439 (CHUCKLING) That'll teach that old battle ax a lesson. 1000 01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:47,194 (SPUTTERING, COUGHING) 1001 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:51,782 No, no, Grandma, he won't like that. 1002 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,868 MRS. STEINMETZ: I don't care what he doesn't like! 1003 01:05:54,952 --> 01:05:56,536 Knock down my home, will he? 1004 01:05:56,620 --> 01:06:00,707 Oh, no! Uncle Alonzo, I don't believe you've met Mrs. Steinmetz. 1005 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:02,084 How do you do? 1006 01:06:02,209 --> 01:06:03,794 (SPUTTERING) 1007 01:06:04,378 --> 01:06:06,588 Don't worry, Uncle. Everything's under control! 1008 01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:09,341 Yeah, just dandy! 1009 01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:13,011 Now you've done it, Mr. Hawk! You've made Herbie very angry! 1010 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,807 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1011 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:20,060 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1012 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:28,944 HAWK: No! No! Get out! Get out! Get out! 1013 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,325 No! No! No! Go away! 1014 01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:38,912 No! Herbie! Stop! 1015 01:06:39,287 --> 01:06:41,623 Ooh! Wrong way! 1016 01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,335 Stay away from me! 1017 01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:47,337 Somebody come in here and stop this thing! 1018 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:50,924 Don't you think we ought to see what all those noises are? 1019 01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:53,677 When Mr. Hawk says he doesn't want to be disturbed, that's it. 1020 01:06:57,097 --> 01:06:58,140 (GROANING) 1021 01:06:58,223 --> 01:06:59,599 (SCREECHING) 1022 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,601 Herbie. 1023 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,478 Uncle? 1024 01:07:03,562 --> 01:07:06,106 Now's a good time to explain. Uh... 1025 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:09,026 You! (SPUTTERING) 1026 01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:12,237 Help! 1027 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:14,364 Herbie, stop it! 1028 01:07:20,454 --> 01:07:22,414 Will you be going out for a while, Mr. Hawk? 1029 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:24,750 Herbie! 1030 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,334 Gotta get away from that thing. 1031 01:07:28,003 --> 01:07:30,130 - Good morning, Miss Millicent. - Good morning. 1032 01:07:30,172 --> 01:07:31,173 Mrs. Steinmetz? 1033 01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:33,383 I told you Mr. Hawk was busy. 1034 01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:36,928 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1035 01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:51,568 (COOING) 1036 01:07:54,321 --> 01:07:57,783 Aw, shut up! And get off my building! 1037 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,162 There must be some way to make this car behave. 1038 01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:09,336 I don't like to threaten Herbie. He has been trying to help us. 1039 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:12,297 But there's one thing Herbie is afraid of. 1040 01:08:14,174 --> 01:08:15,509 (GASPING) 1041 01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:23,850 Whoa! 1042 01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:31,066 Now stop, Herbie. Don't make me do it. 1043 01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,192 Please, do it, Grandma. 1044 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:38,323 Very well, Herbie. 1045 01:08:38,365 --> 01:08:41,493 It so happens that I know this nice used car lot. 1046 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:43,203 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1047 01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:47,374 I'd certainly hate to call Mr. Honest Al, the used car man. 1048 01:08:49,668 --> 01:08:51,711 (QUIETLY) Of course, you know I never would do it. 1049 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:54,840 And between you and me, I don't think Herbie believes I would either. 1050 01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:56,341 But it always works. 1051 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:05,392 (SIGHING) What a lovely morning. 1052 01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:08,228 I thoroughly enjoyed it. 1053 01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:09,896 Did we get the name of the gentleman 1054 01:09:09,938 --> 01:09:12,858 who thinks he's going to knock down my firehouse? 1055 01:09:13,525 --> 01:09:16,903 Hmm. It was Loostgarten, 1056 01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:19,739 of the Loostgarten Wrecking Company. 1057 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:23,243 I'm going to write that down. We're going to need it. 1058 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:27,789 Well, thanks anyway for trying Millie. Bye. 1059 01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:29,875 Millie's one of the stews who works for Hawk's airline. 1060 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,334 She can't find his address either. 1061 01:09:31,418 --> 01:09:32,419 May I say something? 1062 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,754 No, I'm still mad at you for not taking care of Grandma. 1063 01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:37,424 If we can't find out where he lives, my idea won't work. 1064 01:09:37,591 --> 01:09:39,426 NICOLE: We'll just have to think of something else. 1065 01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:40,760 WILLOUGHBY: I am going to say something. 1066 01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:44,764 I've sent Uncle Alonzo a card every Christmas 1067 01:09:44,806 --> 01:09:48,435 since I was seven years old, and here's his address. 1068 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,563 Willoughby, oh! You're wonderful! 1069 01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:53,773 (PHONE RINGING) 1070 01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:54,941 Right. 1071 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,902 Loostgarten speaking. 1072 01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:59,070 This is Alonzo Hawk. 1073 01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:01,281 Right, Mr. Hawk. 1074 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,533 Loostgarten, there's been a slight change of plan. 1075 01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:06,119 I don't want you to knock down that firehouse tonight. 1076 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:09,331 Instead I want you to knock down 343 Oleander Heights. 1077 01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:12,292 You got that? 343 Oleander Heights! 1078 01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:13,376 Right. 1079 01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:15,629 Write it down! 1080 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:18,798 (IMITATING HAWK) I don't want to see you blackballed 1081 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,675 in the wrecking ball business, 1082 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:23,970 If you get what I mean! (CHUCKLING) 1083 01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:25,055 You were wonderful! 1084 01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:26,348 Oh! 1085 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:35,982 Yes... I know it's 3:00 in the morning, but I can't sleep. 1086 01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,817 Well, you're my doctor, aren't ya? 1087 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:43,114 Sometimes the old-fashioned remedies seem to work best, Mr. Hawk. 1088 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:44,658 Have you ever tried counting sheep? 1089 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:46,618 Sheep! 1090 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:49,496 Picture in your mind's eye 1091 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:52,874 a grassy green meadow, 1092 01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:56,169 a whitewashed, three-rail fence, 1093 01:10:56,211 --> 01:10:59,381 a flock of sweet little sheep. 1094 01:10:59,464 --> 01:11:04,219 They begin to jump over the fence. One sheep... 1095 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:07,931 Six sheep, seven sheep, 1096 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:12,102 eight sheep, nine sheep, 1097 01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:17,023 ten... (SNORING) 1098 01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:25,073 (BRAYING) 1099 01:11:25,156 --> 01:11:26,866 (SNORING) 1100 01:11:33,581 --> 01:11:37,877 (SNORING, GROANING) 1101 01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:50,640 (DOG WHINING) 1102 01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:57,731 (DOGS HOWLING, WHINING) 1103 01:11:58,606 --> 01:12:01,735 (DOGS CONTINUE WHINING) 1104 01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:06,698 (DRUMS BEATING) 1105 01:12:13,038 --> 01:12:15,999 (DRUMS BEATING) 1106 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:22,088 (GROWLING) 1107 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:28,261 (GROWLING) 1108 01:12:34,392 --> 01:12:38,772 (GROWLING, SCREAMING) 1109 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,234 (GROANING) 1110 01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,695 (PHONE RINGING) 1111 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:51,117 Yeah, what is it? 1112 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:53,787 Sorry to disturb ya at this time of night, Mr. Hawk. 1113 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,873 But a guy in my job can't afford to make mistakes. 1114 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,833 What are you talking about? 1115 01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:00,877 That address you gave me on the phone. 1116 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,754 What about it? 1117 01:13:02,796 --> 01:13:05,757 343 Oleander Heights. 1118 01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:07,801 Are you sure that's the right address? 1119 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,928 Of course I'm sure, you idiot. 1120 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:13,181 I know it as well as I know my own address. 1121 01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:19,062 Wait a minute. It is my own address! 1122 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:20,730 (RUMBLING) 1123 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,650 (WHIRRING) 1124 01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,494 (COUGHING) 1125 01:13:37,247 --> 01:13:41,876 Loostgarten! No! Not this! This is my house! 1126 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,420 You dumb jerk! 1127 01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:48,174 Loostgarten! This time you're really through. Help! 1128 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,513 You... 1129 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:07,110 MRS. STEINMETZ: We beat him! 1130 01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:09,696 I knew he'd cave in. He just couldn't stand the heat. 1131 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,073 (PHONE RINGING) 1132 01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:17,203 Hello? Oh, good morning, Mr. Hawk. 1133 01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:21,040 Well, now that it's all over, I just had to phone you and tell you 1134 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:25,378 how much I admire the plucky fight you put up for that sweet little firehouse. 1135 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:28,214 Oh, thank you, Mr. Hawk. 1136 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:31,134 Well, what brought about my change of heart 1137 01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:34,095 was an accident to my own little house. 1138 01:14:34,179 --> 01:14:38,308 It only brought home to me how terrible it is to lose something you really love. 1139 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,852 What happened, Mr. Hawk? 1140 01:14:41,019 --> 01:14:43,563 Well, a very confused man came along 1141 01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:45,273 and knocked down the whole side of it, 1142 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,400 smashed it to rubble. (CHUCKLING) 1143 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:51,488 Someone knocked down Mr. Hawk's house. 1144 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,574 Aw, what a rotten shame. 1145 01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:55,658 HAWK'. But it... 1146 01:14:55,742 --> 01:14:57,202 It did serve a purpose. 1147 01:14:57,243 --> 01:15:00,121 It made me realize I can't knock down any more 1148 01:15:00,205 --> 01:15:02,999 of San Francisco's beautiful old buildings. 1149 01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:06,503 So I don't want you to worry that sweet, little, gray head of yours about it. 1150 01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:08,087 Is that clear? 1151 01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:10,840 Yes, Mr. Hawk. Thank you, Mr. Hawk. 1152 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:14,260 All right, Mrs. Steinmetz, and I'll drop by one of these days 1153 01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:16,638 and have a cup of tea with you. 1154 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:18,097 Bye. 1155 01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:22,644 I always said you'd do the finer thing, Mr. Hawk. 1156 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:25,647 What are you talking about, fathead? 1157 01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:26,981 Giving up Hawk Plaza. 1158 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:29,025 Are you fooled by this phony story? 1159 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:31,611 But, Mr. Hawk, you can't go back on this. 1160 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:35,698 Oh yes, I can! I can say I was misquoted! 1161 01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:37,742 I can say they printed the story purposefully 1162 01:15:37,784 --> 01:15:39,869 to discredit me in the eyes of the public. 1163 01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:43,915 Well, it's an old gag! It's out of my bag of tricks. 1164 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:46,459 You mean we're still going after the old lady? 1165 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:49,754 Right for the jugular vein, baby, 1166 01:15:49,796 --> 01:15:52,090 right for the old jugular. 1167 01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:55,426 I wish Grandma would hurry up and get here. 1168 01:15:55,468 --> 01:15:58,304 Can't start a celebration party without her. 1169 01:15:58,346 --> 01:16:01,432 It gives us a chance to have a quiet talk. We never had one before. 1170 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:04,394 Something always happened. Uh, oh, thank you. 1171 01:16:08,982 --> 01:16:11,276 Nicole, there's something I've been wanting to say. 1172 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,319 What's that, Willoughby? 1173 01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:18,157 Did I ever tell you that my great-grandfather Whitfield 1174 01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:22,495 was one of the first men to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel? 1175 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:28,543 Oh, well, was he all right afterward? 1176 01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:30,503 I don't know. They never found him. 1177 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:32,505 I think I'll Call Grandma. 1178 01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:37,885 The giant lobster is very good tonight, sir. 1179 01:16:37,969 --> 01:16:39,679 Of course, no lobster. 1180 01:16:41,681 --> 01:16:45,018 I did mean to call, dear. But I was just sitting here thinking to myself 1181 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:49,272 what a fine time those two young people must be having without me in the way. 1182 01:16:49,689 --> 01:16:52,525 Now listen, Grandma, I love you very much, 1183 01:16:52,609 --> 01:16:54,652 but I've had enough of your matchmaking. 1184 01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:56,738 Now you get over here like you promised. 1185 01:16:56,821 --> 01:17:01,242 If I do marry Willoughby, I'd like the satisfaction of nailing him myself. 1186 01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:06,247 Do go ahead without me, dear. I think I'll just have a quiet evening at home. 1187 01:17:06,331 --> 01:17:09,042 (YAWNING) Good-bye, dear. 1188 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:15,131 Now, do go on with your wonderful story about the cows, Mr. Judson. 1189 01:17:15,715 --> 01:17:19,218 I swear I never seen a handsome woman like yourself 1190 01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,179 who had so much an interest in cows. 1191 01:17:24,015 --> 01:17:26,267 That's quite natural, Mr. Judson. 1192 01:17:26,351 --> 01:17:29,228 After all, a cow is not only useful, 1193 01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:32,023 but an extremely decorative animal. 1194 01:17:32,065 --> 01:17:33,483 Ain't it just! 1195 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:35,193 (RUMBLING) 1196 01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:39,322 As I was saying, I got this 1197 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:42,033 nice little 200-acre spread up in Oregon. 1198 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:51,125 What in tarnation you doin' that for? 1199 01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:54,545 I'm not quite sure. I think I saw this once in a movie. 1200 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:31,958 (DINGING) 1201 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,379 Oh, no! 1202 01:18:44,554 --> 01:18:48,307 Just let me get my hands on the brute responsible for this. 1203 01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:50,977 Now. Horse whipping's too good for him. 1204 01:18:53,521 --> 01:18:56,149 (MACHINERY WHIRRING) 1205 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,945 What on Earth? 1206 01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:11,789 It's Mr. Hawk! 1207 01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:13,082 (REVVING) 1208 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,501 Herbie! Don't you dare! 1209 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:23,760 Oh! Every man for himself! 1210 01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:31,309 Herbie must have gone for help. 1211 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,353 Hope he makes it through to the fort. We must be cut off. 1212 01:19:34,562 --> 01:19:38,733 Okay, Steinmetz! We know you're in there. 1213 01:19:38,816 --> 01:19:40,693 We've got you surrounded. 1214 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:48,242 We'll give you 10 minutes to get your stuff together and get out 1215 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,996 before I grind this dump to powder! 1216 01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:54,123 Now you hold on there, Mister! 1217 01:19:54,207 --> 01:19:57,835 This little lady's under my personal protection and she stays here! 1218 01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:00,713 Ten minutes, Steinmetz! 1219 01:20:01,047 --> 01:20:04,634 Uh, to get back to my great-grandfather at Niagara Falls, 1220 01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:08,429 I don't think I put it quite right. What I wanted to say was, 1221 01:20:09,889 --> 01:20:14,143 though we Whitfield men look like rabbits, 1222 01:20:14,227 --> 01:20:17,021 we have always liked challenge, 1223 01:20:17,063 --> 01:20:21,484 the scent of danger in our nostrils, the high road to adventure. 1224 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,402 Yes, Willoughby? 1225 01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:26,447 That's why I want to go on seeing you. 1226 01:20:26,531 --> 01:20:28,533 Not to deprecate your physical attributes, certainly, 1227 01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:31,911 but because there is this feeling of danger about you, 1228 01:20:31,953 --> 01:20:33,412 of something about to happen. 1229 01:20:33,663 --> 01:20:34,831 (HONKING) 1230 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,417 NICOLE: You're right, Willoughby! 1231 01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:49,136 (REVVING, SCREECHING, HONKING) 1232 01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:56,769 (HONKING) 1233 01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,688 Looks like we've just picked up a friend. 1234 01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:05,069 (HONKING) 1235 01:21:14,704 --> 01:21:18,791 (HONKING) 1236 01:21:24,422 --> 01:21:26,799 HAWK: Three minutes to go, Steinmetz! 1237 01:21:26,841 --> 01:21:28,926 This is your last chance! 1238 01:21:29,677 --> 01:21:31,095 JUDSON: Make your play, Hawk. 1239 01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:33,890 We're standin' pat. 1240 01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:38,185 I think Captain Steinmetz would have liked you, Mr. Judson. 1241 01:21:38,269 --> 01:21:39,729 You're his kind of man. 1242 01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:40,813 Thank you, ma'am. 1243 01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:44,150 (HONKING) 1244 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:47,778 Hey! 1245 01:21:58,122 --> 01:22:00,166 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1246 01:22:35,368 --> 01:22:38,663 HAWK: Attention! One minute to zero! 1247 01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:42,959 Gentlemen, start your engines. 1248 01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:45,211 (ENGINES STARTING) 1249 01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:48,381 Here come the hostiles. We're ready for 'em. 1250 01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,766 (GLASS BREAKING) 1251 01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:02,728 I think Captain Steinmetz would have liked you to wear this. 1252 01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:07,316 Why, I'd be proud to, little lady. 1253 01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:10,319 Mighty proud. 1254 01:23:12,697 --> 01:23:14,407 Power shovel number one, ready? 1255 01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:15,574 Ready, Mr. Hawk. 1256 01:23:16,117 --> 01:23:18,744 Full speed ahead! Go! 1257 01:23:26,127 --> 01:23:27,628 Fire. 1258 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:32,258 Hey. Hey! 1259 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:33,759 (LAUGHING) 1260 01:23:34,093 --> 01:23:35,177 Stop! Help! 1261 01:23:35,803 --> 01:23:37,638 Cease fire! 1262 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:41,934 Good shooting, Mr. Judson. 1263 01:23:42,018 --> 01:23:45,271 Thank you. That one won't bother us for a while. 1264 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:48,441 Hurry! Move in with the crawler! 1265 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:50,026 All right, Mr. Hawk! 1266 01:23:52,278 --> 01:23:53,612 Fire! 1267 01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:57,241 Please, stop it! No! 1268 01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:00,911 (LAUGHING) Ceasefire. 1269 01:24:02,246 --> 01:24:04,832 There goes another one. We got the devils on the run. Fire! 1270 01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:09,253 (GROANING) Oh, no! 1271 01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:10,963 (LAUGHING) 1272 01:24:14,592 --> 01:24:15,926 (GRUNTING) 1273 01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:17,595 Are you all right? 1274 01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:22,183 Don't worry about me, ma'am. What we gotta worry about, 1275 01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:23,851 we're plumb outta ammunition. 1276 01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:26,729 This time we all go in together! 1277 01:24:27,938 --> 01:24:29,732 We got nothin' to regret, little lady. 1278 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:32,443 We done our best. 1279 01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:36,405 Ready! 1280 01:24:36,822 --> 01:24:41,160 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 1281 01:24:44,789 --> 01:24:48,709 Drive! Drive! Let's get goin'! Get outta here! 1282 01:25:33,379 --> 01:25:35,214 Hi, Grandma! Hi, there! 1283 01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:41,220 Why, that rascal! She's got a man with her. 1284 01:25:41,262 --> 01:25:43,514 No wonder she wouldn't come to our party. 1285 01:25:49,395 --> 01:25:51,981 Faster! Faster! Faster! 1286 01:25:53,107 --> 01:25:55,401 Wait a minute! Back! 1287 01:26:00,573 --> 01:26:02,074 Why don't ya look where you're goin'? 1288 01:26:02,158 --> 01:26:05,202 How dare you raise your voice to me, you myopic oaf. 1289 01:26:07,872 --> 01:26:10,124 Hey! What do you think you're... Whoa! 1290 01:26:14,253 --> 01:26:15,546 (MUTTERING) 1291 01:26:17,882 --> 01:26:22,428 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1292 01:26:23,596 --> 01:26:25,306 All right, Herbie. That's enough now. 1293 01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:29,018 You think you're gonna make him stop? Fat chance. 1294 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:31,812 Herbie, if you don't stop, you won't be invited to the wedding. 1295 01:26:32,188 --> 01:26:34,523 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1296 01:26:35,316 --> 01:26:38,485 (SIREN WAILING) 1297 01:26:43,032 --> 01:26:45,075 Ah, it's you again, Mr. Hawk. 1298 01:26:45,993 --> 01:26:49,955 Save me! Save me! They're after me! They're after me! 1299 01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:51,624 Who's after you? 1300 01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:53,959 Those little cars... Hundreds of 'em! 1301 01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:55,669 Can't you see them, you idiot? 1302 01:26:58,047 --> 01:27:01,383 Mr. Hawk, I wonder, would you mind coming down to my place of business? 1303 01:27:01,467 --> 01:27:03,093 I would be happy to. I would... Ooh! Ooh! 1304 01:27:03,886 --> 01:27:05,638 Ooh! Ooh! 1305 01:27:06,180 --> 01:27:08,349 And what happened then? 1306 01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:09,808 Willoughby told Herbie that 1307 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:12,686 if he didn't stop, he wouldn't be invited to the wedding. 1308 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:16,607 Wait a minute. What wedding? 1309 01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:19,026 (DINGING) 1310 01:27:23,781 --> 01:27:25,824 (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) 1311 01:27:25,908 --> 01:27:27,993 (BELLS RINGING) 1312 01:27:45,552 --> 01:27:48,847 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 98399

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