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Female narrator: Last season on
"Legends of Tomorrow"...
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We have the six totems,
but you can't fight
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what you can't see.
What if the only way to kill
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Mallus is to let him out?
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- Guys, we did it!
- My father's Time Stone.
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He died to give you a second chance.
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Don't waste it.
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Whose brilliant idea was it
to let an ancient demon
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out of his bloody cage?
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Well, you opened a door, love,
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and Mallus wasn't
the only thing that got out.
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[unicorn whinnies]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Reporter: The newest
musical sensation
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to cross the Atlantic...
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A group of young men
from Liverpool
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who call themselves the Beatles
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have just arrived at JFK.
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The Beatles.
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That's B-E-A-T,
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because that's the way
they keep the beat.
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[device beeps]
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Hey, Z, if you had to sleep
with one,
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which one would it be?
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How can you even
tell them apart?
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Well, Paul's the cute one,
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George is the quiet one,
there's Ringo...
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Never met an Englishman
I haven't wanted to
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punch in the face.
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Relax, Mick,
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if it wasn't for
the British Invasion,
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there would be
no Rolling Stones,
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no Led Zep,
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no Black Sabbath.
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- Black Sabbath.
- Yup.
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- Well, then we...
- We need to protect
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these mopheads from whatever's
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- screwing up history.
- That's right, Mick.
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So, Gideon sent us
on a wild goose chase.
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This event in history
is playing out
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exactly as it should.
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[blast]
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The British are coming!
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The British are coming!
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Interesting fact:
The real Paul Revere didn't
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actually say...
Oh, my God, it's Paul Revere!
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- I got this.
- Who are you people?
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Where am I? Why are
all those women screaming?
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And now for the midnight ride
of Ray Revere.
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[whistles] Sorry.
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Nate Revere to the rescue.
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Now ring the alarm back in 1775.
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I got a country to save,
suckers!
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See ya back on the ship, Nate.
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- The British are coming!
- The British are coming!
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Whoo!
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[engine whooshing]
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[blowing raspberry]
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Geez, who died?
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Oh, come on.
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We just met the Beatles
and saved Fourth of July.
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No, it's cool;
It's just all becoming...
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I don't know.
Old hat.
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Yeah, we did spend all
of last night year returning
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displaced people to
their proper place in history.
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Four years
doing the same old crap.
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Yeah, I'm beginning to think
Wally had the right idea...
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Taking time off, clearing
his head, traveling the world.
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Speaking of the same old crap,
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isn't that what
he did last year?
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Look, all I know is,
Constantine promised us new,
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mysterious monsters,
so where they all hiding?
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I'm confused.
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We are all happy that there
was only one dragon, right?
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We don't want to be fighting
werewolves in the Alamo.
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Eh.
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Well, it would be
good for our ratings.
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- What ratings?
- Oh, you don't know?
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The Time Bureau
rates all their employees.
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But don't worry.
We have a few dedicated fans.
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Yeah, Gary doesn't count.
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Who gives a damn
about Time Pig ratings?
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I want dragons.
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What is wrong with you guys?
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Don't you get it?
Constantine was wrong.
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Our crazy plan
to let Mallus out worked.
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Finally, we're not screw-ups
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forced to clean up our own mess.
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For once in our lives,
we are actual heroes.
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Captain,
I'm receiving a communiqué
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from Director Sharpe.
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All: Ooh!
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Put her on, Gideon.
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[hologram blips]
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Captain Lance,
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I would like
you and your team to report
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to the Time Bureau immediately.
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Copy that.
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Gideon, set a course
for Star City-
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- I'm not talking about
our field office, Miss Lance.
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I meant our Time Bureau
Headquarters in D.C.
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Over and out.
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[hologram blips]
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Dammit!
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Who told Ava about the dragon?
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[engine roars]
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You sure that you can't
tell us what all this is about?
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Oh, I'd love to,
but the boss-lady will kill me.
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Mick.
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- [grunts]
- Talk.
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- I can't.
- Director Sharpe said...
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Whatever Ava threatened
is nothing
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compared to what
I'm about to do to you.
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You told her about the dragon
head, didn't you, Gary?
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- What? No.
- Did Constantine
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- get you to squeal?
- I wish.
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We looked;
There are no more monsters.
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- This isn't what you think.
- [sighs]
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Then what the hell is it?
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All: Surprise!
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[cheers and applause]
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On behalf of the Time Bureau,
I would like to recognize
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Captain Lance and her crew for
fixing the final Anachronism.
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Congratulations!
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[clicks]
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What does that even mean?
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Well, it means that...
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[clears throat]
Paul Revere was
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the final crack in the timeline.
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You, my friends, fixed history.
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- The same history we broke.
- Just take the win.
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I don't want
your stinking medal.
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There's an open bar.
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Where?
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Sorry, Sara, I know you don't
like surprises, but...
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I like this one.
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Now I was thinking maybe
you could give me a tour
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of the Headquarters,
Director Sharpe.
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[pop music playing]
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♪ ♪
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Gee, I really wonder how
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she managed to escape
from the Time Bureau.
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Yeah...
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I mean... I mean, if I had to...
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If I had to guess,
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I'd probably say that someone
must have given Nora
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her dead father's Time Stone.
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And furthermore,
that someone must have done it
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in hopes that she would
turn over a new leaf in life.
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Sounds like that someone
forgot about Nora's serious
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lack of ethics... around
a murder, for one...
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But that someone must have had
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a really big heart
to give her a second chance.
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You're a good guy, Ray Palmer.
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[air whooshing]
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- Okay, I gotta go.
- No, no, no...
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Yes,
I gotta get back to the ship.
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The Legends aren't
used to being on furlough.
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Come on, they will
be fine for one night.
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Besides, I was hoping that you
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and your team would be spending
more time here in 2018.
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But mostly, you know...
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You, with me...
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In this apartment.
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Ava Sharpe.
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Are you trying
to make a kept woman out of me?
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- [gasps] What? No!
- I wouldn't dare.
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I'm...
just...
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saying that, you know,
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since you fixed
all the Anachronisms
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maybe you wouldn't mind
being kept,
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just part of the time.
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It would be fun
to come home to you.
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[sighs]
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[sighs] I'm sorry.
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Oh, that was stupid.
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You just got back into town,
and here I am hitching
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the old U-Haul
to the back of the Subaru.
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- It was stupid.
- [laughs] No, no.
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Hey, it wasn't that.
I'm...
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I'm just thinking and...
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I'm ready to take the next step.
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I...
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am ready
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to be a partially kept woman.
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Yes! [Giggles]
Come here.
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Mm. Mm!
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Okay, so why don't you,
uh, rustle us up
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another bottle of champagne,
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and let's make this thing
official.
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- That, I can do.
- Yeah?
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[cork pops]
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[lighter clicks]
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Hello, John.
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You know, tonight really isn't
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a night for celebration, Sara.
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The darkness, it's rising.
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- What are you doing?
- And what does that even mean?
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Mallus wasn't the only
prisoner to escape
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when you decided to pull back
the veil between our worlds.
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And yet
for the past five months,
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the Timeline has been quiet.
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If you wanted
to come and see me,
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all you had to do was ask.
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Five months is a blink of an eye
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for an immortal monster.
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Look, this is
your bloody mess, Sara,
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so stop playing
tiddlywinks with the missus
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and get ready
for the fight that's coming.
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What if this is who I am now?
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Really?
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[whistles]
This is who you are?
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Fuzzy throws
and fluffy pink slippers?
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I like my pink fluffy slippers.
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- [laughs]
- Okay, reunion's over.
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Time to go.
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[murmurs incantations]
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What am I looking at?
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The knuckle bones
of a martyred saint, obviously.
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They act as a divining rod
able to detect the presence
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of beings not
belonging to our world.
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My team spent the last five
months scouring the Timeline
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for another one of your
mystical creatures.
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You wanna know what we found?
Nothing.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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[bones clink]
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah, everything is great.
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- I was just telling Sara...
- About an exorcism
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that he has to do
tomorrow in Georgetown.
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It's really nothing
you wanna hear before bedtime.
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Come back again soon now, John.
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Don't be shy
about that doorbell.
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I'll be seeing
you around, Sharpie.
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[door closes]
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[sighs]
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Should I be worried
about your ex-lover breaking
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into my apartment, or...
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Well, I thought that...
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this was our apartment.
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[sighs] You are smooth.
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Don't forget the bubbly.
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[bones clacking]
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[sighs] Bollocks.
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- Mick, what are you still doing here?
- Machine's still spinning,
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and I'm still standing.
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- You know what?
- Hook me up with one of those.
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Now that we fixed
our last Anachronism,
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it's only a matter of time
before the Bureau
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puts us out to pasture,
which blows,
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because being a Legend was
the only thing I was good at.
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Well, speak for yourself.
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I was a great criminal.
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At least we got
these cool medals.
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Actually, the medal
has to remain top secret,
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00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,528
because no one can know
about time travel,
258
00:10:49,538 --> 00:10:51,038
so I'll just take these
back now for safe-keeping...
259
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,948
What do you say you
and I find some real action?
260
00:10:54,018 --> 00:10:56,408
Mick, I am 100% down.
261
00:10:56,478 --> 00:10:58,238
Ooh! I'll come with.
262
00:10:58,318 --> 00:10:59,998
[growls]
263
00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:04,588
[glass shatters]
264
00:11:08,748 --> 00:11:10,258
I could have
just called us an Uber.
265
00:11:10,328 --> 00:11:11,878
You ready
to steal something pretty?
266
00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:15,048
Um...[blows raspberry]
yeah.
267
00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:16,468
I could do some light theft.
268
00:11:16,548 --> 00:11:18,008
What is this, spring break?
269
00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:19,558
I'm talking about a felony.
270
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,978
- Now get in!
- You know what, Mick?
271
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,738
If we're gonna rob a house,
we really should
272
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,898
make sure there's stuff
in there worth stealing.
273
00:11:25,908 --> 00:11:27,858
And I think I know
just the neighborhood.
274
00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:32,698
[tires squeal]
275
00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:39,918
- Mick, wait, wait, wait!
- You are so aggressive.
276
00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:42,448
Why don't you look
for a spare key?
277
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,658
- Good spotting, pretty.
- Yeah.
278
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,718
I'm a real criminal mastermind.
279
00:11:48,428 --> 00:11:53,168
[tense music]
280
00:11:53,248 --> 00:11:54,678
[door clicks]
281
00:11:57,898 --> 00:12:00,228
[snaps] Bingo.
282
00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:06,448
[gun cocks]
283
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,728
Yes,
I'd like to report a robbery.
284
00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:13,028
You will do nothing of the sort.
285
00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:16,828
Oh, Nate,
it is so good to see you!
286
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,028
What the hell is going on here?
287
00:12:19,108 --> 00:12:21,998
- Um, Mick...
- these are my parents.
288
00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:26,158
I am Dorothy Heywood;
You can call me Dot. Hi.
289
00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:28,588
And uh, this is my dad, Hank.
290
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:30,878
Henry Heywood.
291
00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:33,418
And I believe
one of my great grandmother's
292
00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:36,728
silver candlesticks has
found its way into your coat.
293
00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:42,218
Oh, you have exquisite
taste in silver, Mr...
294
00:12:42,298 --> 00:12:44,218
Rory. Mick Rory,
295
00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:46,428
of the Central City Rorys.
296
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:47,808
We didn't mean
to scare you, Mom.
297
00:12:47,818 --> 00:12:49,398
I thought you'd be up by
Martha's Vineyard
298
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,778
this time of year.
299
00:12:50,858 --> 00:12:52,438
- Oh, we were!
- But your father just took
300
00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:54,898
a very exciting job
at the Pentagon.
301
00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:57,108
We'll... we'll get going,
right, Mick?
302
00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:59,998
- Good idea.
- Don't be ridiculous.
303
00:13:00,078 --> 00:13:02,948
Mr. Rory,
do you like sandwiches?
304
00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:04,198
Bet your ass, I do ma'am.
305
00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:05,748
Wonderful, then, um,
306
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,248
I'm gonna fix you boys
a little midnight snack.
307
00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:11,128
You too, Henry;
You're one of the boys.
308
00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:14,588
[snoring]
309
00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:16,418
Gary, wake up!
310
00:13:16,498 --> 00:13:18,298
[glass clanging]
311
00:13:18,378 --> 00:13:21,088
I got a hunch there might
be a monster loose in history.
312
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,758
Like the dragon you made me
not tell Director Sharpe about?
313
00:13:23,838 --> 00:13:25,858
Exactly.
314
00:13:25,928 --> 00:13:26,978
[sighs]
315
00:13:27,048 --> 00:13:29,018
[blips]
316
00:13:29,028 --> 00:13:30,438
No.
317
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,608
The Timeline's
only showing a few burps.
318
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,278
This is
the only significant one.
319
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,778
What if there's a creature
that no one's noticed yet?
320
00:13:37,848 --> 00:13:39,648
The only way people
wouldn't notice a monster is
321
00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:41,708
if it was hiding.
322
00:13:41,778 --> 00:13:44,408
Or if they were on drugs.
323
00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:46,038
I'm gonna go check it out.
324
00:13:46,108 --> 00:13:48,038
- Ooh, I'll come with!
- Nope.
325
00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:50,618
But if you're going back
to 1969, you're gonna need...
326
00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:52,378
Your time courier.
327
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:54,468
[sighs]
328
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,218
Going somewhere, Raymond?
329
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,178
And don't give me any of that
330
00:14:02,248 --> 00:14:04,508
routine maintenance
on the jumpship crap.
331
00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:06,218
- Yeah, no.
- I wouldn't do that.
332
00:14:06,298 --> 00:14:10,388
I... I had Gideon
monitor the Time Bureau.
333
00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:13,308
Someone over there pulled up
unusual activity in Woodstock,
334
00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:15,568
- 1969.
- You think it's Nora,
335
00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:17,738
and if the Time Bureau
finds her first,
336
00:14:17,818 --> 00:14:20,738
she's going to tell them you're
the one who helped her escape.
337
00:14:20,808 --> 00:14:23,318
Ray, I'm not going to let
you get on that jumpship.
338
00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:24,528
But...
339
00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:27,698
- Not without me.
- Oh, good.
340
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,408
I was not looking
forward to dealing
341
00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:31,258
with those hippies on my own.
342
00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:34,628
What's a hippie?
343
00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:35,928
["Going up the Country"
by Canned Heat]
344
00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:37,428
♪ I'm goin' up the country ♪
345
00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:41,258
♪ Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪
346
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:43,428
♪ I'm goin' up the country ♪
347
00:14:43,438 --> 00:14:47,108
♪ Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪
348
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:50,428
♪ I'm goin' to some place
where I've never been before ♪
349
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:52,228
Give peace a chance.
350
00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:54,688
Together,
we can end the war in Vietnam.
351
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:57,118
[chuckles] Hey!
352
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,398
Yeah, this place is groovy.
353
00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:02,608
So, tell me, why would
Nora Time Stone to the least
354
00:15:02,618 --> 00:15:05,028
- evil event in history?
- Well, who knows?
355
00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:07,958
Maybe she's turning over
a new, non-evil leaf,
356
00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:10,118
inspired by yours truly.
357
00:15:10,128 --> 00:15:11,958
Right.
358
00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:13,878
- All right.
- What is that?
359
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,538
Oh, it's my old
trusty Eagle Scout compass.
360
00:15:16,618 --> 00:15:18,538
I thought we could locate
the epicenter of the temporal
361
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,968
disturbance
the old-fashioned way.
362
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:22,428
- It sounds like a blast, Ray.
- Yeah!
363
00:15:22,508 --> 00:15:26,428
197, 198, 199...
364
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:29,468
- Sorry, Ray.
- Looks like Nora's in the wind.
365
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:31,068
What is that?
366
00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:36,098
[mysterious music]
367
00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:41,608
What is that? Ray? Ray!
368
00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,238
It's beautiful.
369
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:45,958
It's like some sort of
magical pixie goo.
370
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,118
No, not that. That!
371
00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:53,498
Oh my God! Oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God!
372
00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:57,418
Why? Who would wanna
kill hippies at Woodstock?
373
00:15:57,488 --> 00:15:59,628
Literally ripping
people's hearts out!
374
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,508
Now that's the Nora I remember.
375
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,938
You certainly can
eat a lot of sandwiches,
376
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,388
Mr. Rory.
377
00:16:11,468 --> 00:16:13,268
Where did you get
those big muscles?
378
00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:16,478
Prison.
379
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,448
[laughs] What a hoot!
380
00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:20,278
Isn't he a hoot, Henry?
381
00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:22,148
He's a real barrel of laughs.
382
00:16:22,228 --> 00:16:24,618
[laughs] Excuse me.
383
00:16:27,198 --> 00:16:29,738
So you just drop in on us
in the middle of the night,
384
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:32,298
after barely a phone call
for the past two years?
385
00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,828
I know, Dad, I'm sorry.
386
00:16:33,838 --> 00:16:36,958
- I've just been busy.
- Busy doing what?
387
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,338
History stuff.
388
00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:41,918
You know, the same stuff
you never took seriously.
389
00:16:41,998 --> 00:16:44,258
Maybe that's
because deductive historical
390
00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:48,098
reconstruction
isn't an actual profession!
391
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:51,138
I'm sorry.
392
00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:55,818
So should I have your mother
just grab her checkbook
393
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,148
now, or would you prefer
your friend here swipe it out
394
00:16:58,228 --> 00:17:00,318
- of her purse on the way out?
- It would be easy either way.
395
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:01,658
I don't want your money, dad.
396
00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:02,938
Then, why are you here?
397
00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:04,778
Honestly, I don't know.
398
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,828
You don't...
399
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:08,318
We had a name
for people like you,
400
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,908
- back in my day...
- Oh.
401
00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:11,408
Here comes the big rant
about hippies, go ahead.
402
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:12,908
To tell the truth,
403
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:13,998
I have nothing but pity
for those people.
404
00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:15,838
Yeah, since when?
405
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:17,618
Since they were slaughtered
like lambs back in '69.
406
00:17:17,698 --> 00:17:19,998
Look, I'm not saying
the Woodstock Massacre
407
00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:21,458
was their fault,
408
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,598
but it wasn't
not their fault either.
409
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,848
[clears throat]
410
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:27,178
Mom, thanks for the sandwiches!
411
00:17:27,258 --> 00:17:28,328
Wha...
412
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,478
There's something wrong
with history.
413
00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:35,598
- Not Noras.
- Hi!
414
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:38,068
Not Nora, not Nora...
415
00:17:40,778 --> 00:17:42,858
definitely not Nora.
416
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:44,938
Ray, I really don't need
to hear your inner dialogue.
417
00:17:45,018 --> 00:17:47,038
- Sorry, I'm just...
- I'm... I'm... I'm nervous,
418
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,868
and upset. I mean,
how could she be so heartless?
419
00:17:49,948 --> 00:17:51,708
Pun not intended.
420
00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:55,198
Well, her father did give her
over to a demon-loving cult so.
421
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,118
- Nora Darhk is here?
- Sara?
422
00:17:57,198 --> 00:17:58,958
Hey, what are
you doing at Woodstock?
423
00:17:59,028 --> 00:18:00,458
Probably the same thing
as you are,
424
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,458
looking for whatever
is messing with history.
425
00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:07,048
Huh, I think I just saw
Joan Baez talking to
426
00:18:07,058 --> 00:18:09,838
Carlos Santana. Woodstock...
427
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:13,008
- Turns into a massacre.
- Nate! You're here too?
428
00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:15,348
Yeah, buddy.
429
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,738
Hey. [Grunts]
430
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:23,068
- Hey!
- Okay, what is going on?
431
00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:25,408
Woodstock is no longer
remembered as three days of
432
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:28,658
peace and love, but instead,
the end of the hippie movement.
433
00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:31,488
Reports from survivors
are sketchy at best.
434
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,158
But what they all could agree
upon was there was a series of
435
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,298
grisly murders that ultimately
lead to a deadly stampede
436
00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:40,088
when 400,000 kids try
to escape the festival at once.
437
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:42,998
Yeah, Ray and I just saw
a body in the woods
438
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,918
with a gaping hole in its chest.
439
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,248
We think that Nora did it.
440
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,878
- Well, that's a relief.
- It is?
441
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,768
Yeah,
it means we're in the clear.
442
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,098
Look, it's not our fault the
Time Bureau let Nora escape.
443
00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:53,598
Guys, come check this out.
444
00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:55,358
Don't panic,
I left Mick alone here.
445
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,228
He's itching to punch a hippie.
446
00:18:58,678 --> 00:18:59,728
That's not good.
447
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,278
Is that what I think it is?
448
00:19:04,358 --> 00:19:07,858
Twilight Sparkle come to life.
449
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,528
[whinnies]
450
00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:10,608
You're a brony?
451
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:12,608
Dude, we're brony bros.
452
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,868
- Mick, join the herd!
- Outta my way.
453
00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:17,538
- Hey, hey, hey!
- What are you doing?
454
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:20,578
Well, it's not a dragon,
but it'll have to do.
455
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:23,618
Mick, hold on, it's not like
it's hurting anyone.
456
00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:26,248
[whinnies]
457
00:19:26,328 --> 00:19:29,708
[all exclaiming in awe]
458
00:19:29,788 --> 00:19:33,048
We didn't screw things up
for the better this year.
459
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,718
We screwed things up
for the more magical.
460
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:38,058
[nickers]
461
00:19:43,428 --> 00:19:44,648
It's beautiful!
462
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,228
[dramatic sting]
463
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:51,998
[screaming]
464
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,358
Oh my God!
465
00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:54,608
[body thuds]
466
00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:55,668
What!
467
00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:58,538
[growling]
468
00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:04,828
- Oh my God!
- Is it...
469
00:20:04,908 --> 00:20:06,958
- Yup, yup.
- It's eating her heart.
470
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,548
I'm gonna be sick.
471
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:12,098
[eerie music]
472
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,628
- Mick, shoot it.
- Shoot it!
473
00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:16,438
[grunting]
474
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,558
Damn horse is fire-proof.
475
00:20:19,568 --> 00:20:21,808
[hissing]
476
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,188
[nickers]
477
00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:26,068
[groaning]
478
00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:29,948
I hate glitter.
479
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:33,248
[sputtering, groaning]
480
00:20:34,648 --> 00:20:35,958
Seriously?
481
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:38,618
- Where'd it go?
- Okay, we can fix this
482
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,448
before the Time Bureau
even has to know about it.
483
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,958
Oh, really? Can we?
484
00:20:42,038 --> 00:20:44,078
Look, Ava still thinks of me
as the woman
485
00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:46,918
who saved the world
last year, and I don't
486
00:20:46,988 --> 00:20:49,458
want her to know that there's a
whole new problem with history.
487
00:20:49,468 --> 00:20:51,718
Yeah, that we basically created.
488
00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:54,478
You go find the unicorn,
489
00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:57,218
and I'll go find Constantine.
490
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,548
Yup.
491
00:20:58,628 --> 00:21:00,558
Every time.
492
00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:02,148
[knocking at door]
493
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,938
[muttering] Somebody can't
read bloody signs.
494
00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:06,478
You don't know that there's
a "do not disturb" sign
495
00:21:06,488 --> 00:21:07,978
on the bloody door?
496
00:21:07,988 --> 00:21:09,818
Sara.
497
00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:13,238
Yeah, uh... I can't talk
right now, love.
498
00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:15,908
I've got a threesome
that's about to pop off
499
00:21:15,978 --> 00:21:17,948
in here with
some contortionists.
500
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,488
You were right.
501
00:21:20,498 --> 00:21:22,828
Ah.
502
00:21:22,838 --> 00:21:24,408
What was that now?
503
00:21:24,488 --> 00:21:26,168
You were right!
504
00:21:26,248 --> 00:21:29,418
There's a magical creature
at Woodstock. Now let's go!
505
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,918
You know, for someone
with a time traveling machine,
506
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:33,968
you seem to be
in an awful hurry.
507
00:21:34,038 --> 00:21:36,728
John, the unicorn has
already gored two hippies.
508
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:41,508
- A unicorn?
- Yeah.
509
00:21:41,588 --> 00:21:44,098
- Well, all right, I'm in.
- But first, I need to know,
510
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:48,438
was any of your team
musked by the beast?
511
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,858
If that's what you're calling
512
00:21:49,938 --> 00:21:52,688
its sparkle-sauce,
then, yeah. Why?
513
00:21:52,698 --> 00:21:58,028
Oh, they're in
for one hell of a ride.
514
00:21:58,038 --> 00:22:02,368
[groaning]
515
00:22:02,378 --> 00:22:04,998
Man, I wish my dad could see us
516
00:22:05,068 --> 00:22:07,618
now hunting a bloodthirsty
creature through Woodstock.
517
00:22:07,698 --> 00:22:09,788
What's the beef between
you and your old man anyway?
518
00:22:09,868 --> 00:22:11,168
- He hit you?
- No.
519
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,048
- Burn you?
- Nope.
520
00:22:13,128 --> 00:22:15,838
Did he dress up like a clown
and scare the hell out of you?
521
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,718
What the hell, Mick? No.
522
00:22:17,728 --> 00:22:20,678
He was emotionally unavailable
to me when I was growing up.
523
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:22,848
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
524
00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:24,558
To the whole world,
my dad was this great
525
00:22:24,568 --> 00:22:27,518
larger-than-life guy, but to me,
526
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,028
he was just cold.
527
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,028
Boo-hoo!
528
00:22:34,648 --> 00:22:37,488
[eerie music builds]
529
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:38,738
Hank?
530
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,318
What?
531
00:22:40,398 --> 00:22:41,778
I'm not your dad!
532
00:22:41,858 --> 00:22:45,998
Oh, so you're ashamed of me?
533
00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:50,208
I'm sorry I didn't follow
in your footsteps and enlist.
534
00:22:50,278 --> 00:22:53,038
But for your information, I had
a medal pinned to my chest,
535
00:22:53,118 --> 00:22:55,298
only you don't have
the clearance to see it!
536
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:56,708
What's happening?
537
00:22:56,728 --> 00:22:57,718
What?
538
00:22:57,788 --> 00:22:58,838
Axl?
539
00:22:58,918 --> 00:23:00,268
[squeaking]
540
00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:01,718
I'm getting something
off my chest.
541
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,008
And you know what, Hank?
542
00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:04,928
It feels pretty good.
543
00:23:04,938 --> 00:23:08,228
I just wish for once, you would
tell me you're proud of me
544
00:23:08,298 --> 00:23:11,348
no matter what
I do with my life.
545
00:23:11,428 --> 00:23:12,488
You know what I'd say?
546
00:23:14,888 --> 00:23:17,068
I love you.
547
00:23:17,138 --> 00:23:19,448
I love you too.
548
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:22,118
- Really?
- I thought you were dead.
549
00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:25,708
I thought you were
dead on the inside.
550
00:23:25,788 --> 00:23:27,088
[laughs]
551
00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:39,968
♪ I've been waiting for a long time ♪
552
00:23:40,048 --> 00:23:44,308
- Ray.
- Ray, my hand is glowing.
553
00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:46,718
- Can you see it?
- No.
554
00:23:46,798 --> 00:23:48,978
- It looks like your hand.
- No, no.
555
00:23:48,988 --> 00:23:52,148
You gotta open your eyes, man.
556
00:23:52,228 --> 00:23:55,738
[exhales] It's all around us.
557
00:23:55,818 --> 00:23:57,648
What is?
558
00:23:57,658 --> 00:23:59,828
Love.
559
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:04,658
Oh, those hippies had
the right idea.
560
00:24:04,668 --> 00:24:06,668
Woodstock is beautiful.
561
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,588
[gasps]
562
00:24:09,818 --> 00:24:13,168
- What's wrong, Ray?
- What?
563
00:24:13,178 --> 00:24:18,498
You were hoping
to see Nora here.
564
00:24:18,518 --> 00:24:20,338
You like her, Ray-Ray!
565
00:24:20,348 --> 00:24:21,758
No, no!
566
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,338
I do not like Nora.
567
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:27,388
Uh-huh, because you love her.
568
00:24:27,468 --> 00:24:29,848
No-o, no!
569
00:24:29,858 --> 00:24:32,188
The only reason I ever
want to see Nora Darhk again is
570
00:24:32,268 --> 00:24:33,848
so that I can take
the Time Stone back and
571
00:24:33,858 --> 00:24:35,818
I can lock her up
in the Time Bureau.
572
00:24:36,868 --> 00:24:38,368
Oh my God, she's here!
573
00:24:38,438 --> 00:24:40,618
[chiming]
574
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,608
You know,
a unicorn is no bloody joke.
575
00:24:44,688 --> 00:24:48,028
You might want to get your
ol' girlfriend on the blower.
576
00:24:48,038 --> 00:24:50,118
You didn't tell Director Sharpe
577
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,788
that you let all the monsters
out to play, did you?
578
00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:54,548
Ava and I are
in a great place right now.
579
00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:56,718
Better than great.
580
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,748
In fact, she asked me to move
in with her, and I said yes.
581
00:24:59,828 --> 00:25:02,918
So, why rock the boat
unless absolutely necessary?
582
00:25:02,998 --> 00:25:04,718
Because when
the boat eventually tips,
583
00:25:04,728 --> 00:25:06,838
- you'll both bloody drown.
- Nice.
584
00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:08,228
I'm just trying
to look after you, love.
585
00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:10,728
You and I are similar;
We're both survivors.
586
00:25:10,808 --> 00:25:13,228
But our survival
comes at a terrible cost.
587
00:25:13,238 --> 00:25:16,398
Look, you can take it
from a man who's caused nothing
588
00:25:16,478 --> 00:25:18,568
but misery to everyone
he's ever loved.
589
00:25:18,648 --> 00:25:21,578
Trust me, end it with Ava
before it's too late.
590
00:25:21,648 --> 00:25:23,568
You ever think
that you cause misery
591
00:25:23,578 --> 00:25:26,908
not because of some romantic "I
was born to walk alone" crap,
592
00:25:26,988 --> 00:25:28,698
but because you're an ass
593
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:29,918
who doesn't know
how to trust people?
594
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,488
You know, I trust
595
00:25:31,568 --> 00:25:33,368
that people around me
get hurt, killed,
596
00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:34,908
or far, far worse...
597
00:25:34,918 --> 00:25:36,538
You think that I'm not scared?
598
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,458
That I don't know grief?
599
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,498
I'm not willing
to turn my back on life,
600
00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:45,508
because that is exactly
what you're doing, John.
601
00:25:45,518 --> 00:25:48,048
Our friends and family,
they don't make us weaker;
602
00:25:48,128 --> 00:25:49,768
They make us stronger.
603
00:25:51,348 --> 00:25:53,598
You know what you need?
604
00:25:53,608 --> 00:25:56,688
You need to be a part of a team.
605
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:06,028
♪ ♪
606
00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:07,528
You were saying?
607
00:26:07,538 --> 00:26:10,578
♪ ♪
608
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:15,968
This is King Solomon's
original grimoire...
609
00:26:16,038 --> 00:26:17,968
The oldest magical textbook
in existence.
610
00:26:18,048 --> 00:26:21,918
Now, if there's a spell
to quell our equine friend,
611
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,718
it'll be in here.
612
00:26:23,788 --> 00:26:26,638
Well, not to pressure you,
but the entire fate of
613
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,548
the sexual revolution
is in the balance here.
614
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:30,758
It is my favorite revolution.
615
00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:34,858
- John! Welcome aboard.
- Hey, Ray big-man!
616
00:26:34,938 --> 00:26:37,068
Glad to see you're all
back from the land of milk
617
00:26:37,148 --> 00:26:38,808
- and honey.
- I'm still a little
618
00:26:38,818 --> 00:26:40,228
fuzzy on how exactly we were...
619
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,068
Roofied by a horse.
620
00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:44,898
That beast sprays a powerful
mind-altering hallucinogen
621
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,818
to disarm its prey.
622
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,668
Ah!
623
00:26:48,738 --> 00:26:51,128
"How to expel a magical creature
624
00:26:51,198 --> 00:26:52,988
from the mortal realm."
625
00:26:53,008 --> 00:26:55,458
Now the ingredients
for this spell aren't so easy
626
00:26:55,528 --> 00:26:57,008
to come by.
627
00:26:57,078 --> 00:26:59,328
Don't suppose any of you lot
have the saliva
628
00:26:59,348 --> 00:27:01,388
from a nine-fingered man,
now do you?
629
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:04,338
You could chop
off one of my pinkies.
630
00:27:04,348 --> 00:27:06,518
- No, Ray.
- Don't be the Giving Tree.
631
00:27:06,588 --> 00:27:10,298
Now, as every Deadhead knows,
632
00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:12,928
Jerry Garcia was missing
most of his middle finger
633
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:16,028
on his right hand from
a wood chopping accident.
634
00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:19,608
Cool,
so how do we get his saliva?
635
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:25,698
["White Rabbit" by Jefferson
Airplane playing]
636
00:27:28,368 --> 00:27:31,528
Jerry, my man!
637
00:27:31,538 --> 00:27:33,038
Can I get a hit of that?
638
00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:38,208
This doobie will make you fly.
639
00:27:38,218 --> 00:27:40,258
Cool, cool.
640
00:27:43,908 --> 00:27:46,668
- Spin-move!
- Hey!
641
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,388
Not cool.
642
00:27:48,468 --> 00:27:51,598
We need the Protection
Stone of a powerful shaman.
643
00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:55,348
Watch it...
644
00:27:55,428 --> 00:27:58,068
♪ Go ask Alice ♪
645
00:27:58,148 --> 00:27:59,728
♪ When she's
ten feet tall ♪
646
00:27:59,738 --> 00:28:01,808
Brother.
647
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,358
And the lock of a doomed woman.
648
00:28:04,428 --> 00:28:05,978
[whirring]
649
00:28:06,058 --> 00:28:08,148
♪ When the men
on the chessboard ♪
650
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:12,738
♪ Get up and tell you
where to go ♪
651
00:28:12,748 --> 00:28:14,408
- Janis, this is...
- This is quite the honor.
652
00:28:14,418 --> 00:28:17,748
- Little robot man.
- Hi.
653
00:28:17,828 --> 00:28:18,788
My mom is a huge fan.
654
00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:22,328
- Your mom?
- [laughs]
655
00:28:22,408 --> 00:28:25,498
And for our final ingredient...
656
00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:29,428
♪ I think she'll know ♪
657
00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:31,048
Quis virginem.
658
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:32,138
♪ When logic ♪
659
00:28:32,218 --> 00:28:33,808
What?
660
00:28:33,888 --> 00:28:35,308
A virgin.
661
00:28:35,318 --> 00:28:38,108
A virgin, at Woodstock? Ha!
662
00:28:38,188 --> 00:28:40,558
Good luck with that;
This is the least celibate
663
00:28:40,568 --> 00:28:42,438
- place in history.
- Are you serious?
664
00:28:42,508 --> 00:28:43,858
Yeah, apparently virgins are
665
00:28:43,928 --> 00:28:45,818
like catnip to unicorns
666
00:28:45,888 --> 00:28:47,438
and we need one to volunteer.
667
00:28:47,448 --> 00:28:50,358
Rory, do you see any
virgins where you're at?
668
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:55,778
♪ ♪
669
00:28:55,788 --> 00:28:59,288
- No.
- Oh, come to think of it...
670
00:28:59,298 --> 00:29:01,828
I do know one virgin.
671
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:04,718
No, not a chance.
672
00:29:06,618 --> 00:29:08,758
- This feels wrong.
- Well don't worry, we'll be
673
00:29:08,828 --> 00:29:12,218
watching from a short distance,
and you'll be... fine.
674
00:29:12,288 --> 00:29:13,968
What am I supposed
to do with the pomegranate?
675
00:29:13,978 --> 00:29:16,638
Oh, the unicorns, they
can't get enough of them, mate.
676
00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:18,098
Yeah that, and human hearts.
677
00:29:18,168 --> 00:29:21,098
So, the pomegranate is the bait?
678
00:29:21,108 --> 00:29:23,818
Yeah, we wouldn't
put an interim member
679
00:29:23,898 --> 00:29:26,478
of our team in jeopardy,
right guys?
680
00:29:26,488 --> 00:29:27,908
I'm an interim Legend?
681
00:29:30,308 --> 00:29:32,568
Well, then.
682
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:35,108
Uh, one more question,
are you sure that I'm a virgin
683
00:29:35,188 --> 00:29:36,958
because that thing we did...
684
00:29:37,038 --> 00:29:38,788
Positive, mate.
685
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:47,378
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Unicorn!
686
00:29:47,388 --> 00:29:50,758
Come get this nice,
juicy, red pomegranate.
687
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:54,258
Admit it, this is
fun working with a team.
688
00:29:54,338 --> 00:29:55,838
Well if ol'
Gary gets eaten alive,
689
00:29:55,848 --> 00:29:57,348
it only goes to prove my point:
690
00:29:57,428 --> 00:30:00,348
People who care about us die.
691
00:30:00,428 --> 00:30:02,308
- What was that?
- Oh, nothing mate.
692
00:30:02,388 --> 00:30:03,688
You're golden, carry on, yeah?
693
00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:07,198
Oh, hold it up... up a bit.
More!
694
00:30:07,268 --> 00:30:09,478
That's the money.
695
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:12,488
[unicorn whinnies]
696
00:30:12,558 --> 00:30:16,358
♪ ♪
697
00:30:16,378 --> 00:30:18,958
[chiming]
698
00:30:21,378 --> 00:30:23,498
Come on, pretty pony.
699
00:30:23,568 --> 00:30:26,128
Come on, come on.
700
00:30:29,298 --> 00:30:31,298
Enjoy your snack.
701
00:30:31,368 --> 00:30:34,298
[heart beating]
702
00:30:34,378 --> 00:30:38,508
Oh no, that's not
pomegranate juice, is it? Guys?
703
00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:41,178
John, whatever
you're gonna do, do it now!
704
00:30:41,188 --> 00:30:43,648
All right, here goes.
705
00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:51,148
[roaring]
706
00:30:51,228 --> 00:30:53,538
I don't wanna die a virgin!
707
00:30:56,148 --> 00:30:57,698
[tense music]
708
00:30:57,778 --> 00:30:59,578
[whimpering]
709
00:30:59,588 --> 00:31:00,998
[snarling]
710
00:31:01,078 --> 00:31:03,158
♪ ♪
711
00:31:03,168 --> 00:31:05,828
[roaring]
712
00:31:05,838 --> 00:31:08,918
Seriously, you're meditating right now?
713
00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:11,178
John, hurry!
714
00:31:11,258 --> 00:31:14,268
[murmuring incantations]
715
00:31:16,518 --> 00:31:21,518
♪ ♪
716
00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:24,228
[snarling]
717
00:31:26,028 --> 00:31:32,868
♪ ♪
718
00:31:35,398 --> 00:31:37,698
[snarling]
719
00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,948
Come on, John.
720
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,958
[shouting incantations]
721
00:31:47,028 --> 00:31:49,468
[whooshing]
722
00:31:49,548 --> 00:31:56,558
♪ ♪
723
00:31:59,088 --> 00:32:02,058
[shouting incantations]
724
00:32:04,358 --> 00:32:06,898
Help! Help!
725
00:32:06,978 --> 00:32:10,858
[screaming]
726
00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:16,188
♪ ♪
727
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,538
[screaming]
728
00:32:19,618 --> 00:32:26,628
♪ ♪
729
00:32:28,578 --> 00:32:29,928
[snarling]
730
00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:31,758
[screaming]
731
00:32:33,668 --> 00:32:35,098
[whooshing]
732
00:32:35,168 --> 00:32:37,098
[dramatic musical sting]
733
00:32:37,178 --> 00:32:39,478
[all exclaiming]
734
00:32:42,008 --> 00:32:44,888
Gary, are you okay?
735
00:32:44,968 --> 00:32:48,278
- Just a scratch.
- Where'd the unicorn go?
736
00:32:48,348 --> 00:32:51,478
Sent that bastard
straight to hell, didn't I?
737
00:32:51,488 --> 00:32:56,068
Yup, folks, that is
some Grade A magic right there.
738
00:32:56,138 --> 00:32:58,198
Maybe the Bureau
will up our ratings.
739
00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,958
People do love the supernatural.
740
00:33:00,028 --> 00:33:03,328
Gary,
you're like really bleeding.
741
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,948
Ah!
742
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:07,958
The unicorn bit my nipple off!
743
00:33:08,038 --> 00:33:10,868
Hey, maybe Gideon
can make you a new one.
744
00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:13,378
- Forget it, mate.
- Come on, it's a badge of honor.
745
00:33:13,448 --> 00:33:15,638
You see, my soul is
heading straight to hell,
746
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:19,718
but your nipple... it just
got there first, that's all.
747
00:33:19,788 --> 00:33:22,548
It's like we're two birds
of the same, dark feather.
748
00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:25,098
Yeah, yeah, that's right, mate.
749
00:33:25,168 --> 00:33:26,968
Come on, let's grab a beer.
750
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:28,428
All right?
751
00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:31,108
Now about this whole
virgin situation.
752
00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:48,288
Nathaniel...
753
00:33:48,358 --> 00:33:51,328
I assumed you would
have left town by now.
754
00:33:51,338 --> 00:33:55,288
Yeah, I decided
to stay a couple extra days.
755
00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:58,798
Let me guess, you got fired
from whatever online college
756
00:33:58,868 --> 00:34:01,088
you conned into hiring you.
757
00:34:01,168 --> 00:34:03,518
- Sweet burn, Hank, but um...
- [clears throat]
758
00:34:03,598 --> 00:34:05,598
I was just...
759
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,318
wondering if you wanted
to have a beer with me?
760
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,228
We don't do that.
761
00:34:12,298 --> 00:34:13,858
Maybe we should start.
762
00:34:33,878 --> 00:34:36,538
Wow, you're looking
a little glum there buddy.
763
00:34:36,548 --> 00:34:39,378
- Just, uh...
- thinking about all
764
00:34:39,388 --> 00:34:41,548
the musicians who
died after Woodstock.
765
00:34:41,558 --> 00:34:44,508
Janis Joplin overdosed in 1970,
766
00:34:44,588 --> 00:34:46,798
sad and alone.
767
00:34:46,878 --> 00:34:52,178
That's terrible, but this
is obviously about Nora.
768
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:56,558
When I gave her the Time
Stone, our hands touched,
769
00:34:56,568 --> 00:35:00,398
and... I felt a spark.
770
00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:04,068
Ray, Nora is...
771
00:35:04,078 --> 00:35:08,078
Nora is like a unicorn,
beautiful and dangerous.
772
00:35:08,158 --> 00:35:10,408
She is going to eat you alive.
773
00:35:10,418 --> 00:35:14,298
I guess she and I are doomed.
774
00:35:16,618 --> 00:35:18,668
There's something
I want to show you.
775
00:35:18,748 --> 00:35:20,208
Come on.
776
00:35:20,288 --> 00:35:21,508
Okay.
777
00:35:24,628 --> 00:35:28,148
I don't understand.
What are we doing here?
778
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:35,238
That's my mom, and that's me.
779
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,558
We lived in D.C.
780
00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:41,118
in 2018 before
my brother was born.
781
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,448
It would be so easy, Ray...
782
00:35:45,528 --> 00:35:48,778
to just walk over there
and tell her to get her
783
00:35:48,788 --> 00:35:53,578
family and go to Canada
before everything changes;
784
00:35:53,658 --> 00:35:57,788
Before this country that
she worked so hard to become
785
00:35:57,798 --> 00:36:00,298
a citizen of betrays her.
786
00:36:01,958 --> 00:36:05,298
You'd be changing your future.
787
00:36:05,308 --> 00:36:09,018
You'd never meet us,
you'd never become a Legend.
788
00:36:09,098 --> 00:36:10,428
Think of all
the people you saved.
789
00:36:10,508 --> 00:36:12,428
- Yeah, I know.
- I know.
790
00:36:12,508 --> 00:36:16,268
There's no loophole where I can
save my family, and not screw
791
00:36:16,338 --> 00:36:18,978
up history, but that doesn't
mean I don't feel guilty every
792
00:36:18,988 --> 00:36:21,908
day that I have the power
to change everything, and...
793
00:36:23,978 --> 00:36:25,788
I do nothing.
794
00:36:27,648 --> 00:36:29,078
I'm so sorry, Z.
795
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:33,278
Look at her, Ray.
796
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,998
How could anyone
be afraid of her?
797
00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:39,678
[gentle music]
798
00:36:39,748 --> 00:36:46,718
♪ ♪
799
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:50,508
- Hello!
- Smells good in here.
800
00:36:50,518 --> 00:36:53,018
Oh yeah, I, uh, burned
the first chicken piccata,
801
00:36:53,098 --> 00:36:54,978
but I think I got
the second one just right.
802
00:36:57,638 --> 00:37:00,018
Those our medals?
803
00:37:00,028 --> 00:37:03,488
I wanted to remind you of all
the good you did last year.
804
00:37:05,108 --> 00:37:08,358
- Yeah, we, um...
- We weren't that good.
805
00:37:08,368 --> 00:37:10,658
Would you stop being
so hard on yourself, Sara?
806
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,038
I'm proud of you.
807
00:37:13,668 --> 00:37:15,628
When we freed Mallus,
we accidentally released
808
00:37:15,698 --> 00:37:17,288
magical monsters into the world.
809
00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:19,458
And I didn't want to tell you
because I love the idea
810
00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:21,368
of us living together,
and I didn't want to risk that
811
00:37:21,388 --> 00:37:24,138
or you thinking that maybe
I wasn't such a screw-up.
812
00:37:26,558 --> 00:37:27,548
I know.
813
00:37:27,558 --> 00:37:29,508
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
814
00:37:29,578 --> 00:37:31,888
Gary was very proud
about losing a nipple.
815
00:37:31,898 --> 00:37:35,308
- But you cooked dinner...
- Yeah!
816
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,068
Because I love you,
you goober, and
817
00:37:37,138 --> 00:37:39,428
nothing is gonna change that.
818
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,148
Even after
I went behind your back
819
00:37:41,228 --> 00:37:43,018
to work with Constantine
to send a unicorn to hell?
820
00:37:43,098 --> 00:37:45,018
Okay, yeah, I wasn't
so crazy about that part.
821
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:47,688
Let's not talk
about Constantine.
822
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,648
I'm crazy about you.
Come here.
823
00:37:50,728 --> 00:37:52,908
Stop being neurotic.
824
00:37:52,988 --> 00:37:55,278
I don't think
that you're a screw-up.
825
00:37:55,288 --> 00:37:57,948
I think that you are
a damn fine Captain,
826
00:37:57,958 --> 00:38:01,408
faced with some
extraordinary circumstances.
827
00:38:01,428 --> 00:38:04,298
God, I love you.
828
00:38:07,258 --> 00:38:09,428
And...
829
00:38:09,508 --> 00:38:12,098
I got a question.
830
00:38:12,178 --> 00:38:14,218
- Do we...
- Mm-hmm.
831
00:38:14,298 --> 00:38:15,388
You and I,
832
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:17,938
think that maybe right now
833
00:38:18,018 --> 00:38:21,058
is not the best time
for me to move in?
834
00:38:21,138 --> 00:38:23,518
You know that I want to;
Nothing would make me happier.
835
00:38:23,528 --> 00:38:27,228
It's just... I feel like
I need to be out there.
836
00:38:27,308 --> 00:38:30,038
- With my team.
- I understand.
837
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:32,778
But can you promise me
that our relationship will
838
00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:34,458
continue to evolve, please?
839
00:38:34,528 --> 00:38:37,908
I want this...
You and me... for real.
840
00:38:37,988 --> 00:38:40,538
So do I.
841
00:38:40,608 --> 00:38:42,418
We're gonna figure it out.
842
00:38:43,998 --> 00:38:45,718
[moans]
843
00:38:55,338 --> 00:38:58,638
[knock at door]
844
00:38:58,648 --> 00:39:00,268
[incantation]
845
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,068
[door opens]
846
00:39:11,658 --> 00:39:12,868
No.
847
00:39:14,328 --> 00:39:17,168
I haven't even
asked you anything yet.
848
00:39:17,238 --> 00:39:20,828
It's not even magic,
love, it's deduction.
849
00:39:20,838 --> 00:39:23,288
You need me to join the Legends,
850
00:39:23,358 --> 00:39:26,838
despite knowing that needing me
851
00:39:26,918 --> 00:39:29,468
always causes somebody trouble.
852
00:39:34,218 --> 00:39:36,688
What is up with you?
853
00:39:36,758 --> 00:39:39,178
Something must have happened
in the last five months.
854
00:39:39,188 --> 00:39:42,018
You're more miserable
than usual.
855
00:39:42,028 --> 00:39:45,598
Look...
856
00:39:45,678 --> 00:39:47,698
You and I are friends.
857
00:39:47,768 --> 00:39:49,688
And I like friends.
858
00:39:49,768 --> 00:39:53,028
Friends are useful,
but roommates...
859
00:39:53,038 --> 00:39:56,318
See, Sara, I would rather
bloody top myself
860
00:39:56,398 --> 00:39:58,288
than move in with you lot.
861
00:40:06,408 --> 00:40:08,378
See you around, John.
862
00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:15,218
[door clicks shut]
863
00:40:15,228 --> 00:40:17,038
So long, Sara.
864
00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:24,348
♪ One pill makes you larger ♪
865
00:40:24,428 --> 00:40:28,018
♪ And another makes you small ♪
866
00:40:28,098 --> 00:40:32,108
♪ And the pill that ♪
867
00:40:32,178 --> 00:40:35,358
♪ Mother gives ya ♪
868
00:40:35,438 --> 00:40:37,698
♪ Don't do anything at all ♪
869
00:40:39,788 --> 00:40:41,158
[gulps]
870
00:40:41,228 --> 00:40:45,198
♪ Ah, go ask Alice ♪
871
00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:47,758
♪ When she's ten feet ♪
872
00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:50,878
[electricity whirring]
♪ Tall ♪
873
00:40:54,008 --> 00:40:56,298
[creature snarls]
874
00:40:56,368 --> 00:40:59,878
All right then, who are ya?
875
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,098
Come on, who wants some?
876
00:41:02,178 --> 00:41:04,558
'Cause I'm a nasty
piece of work.
877
00:41:06,628 --> 00:41:09,598
[thrumming]
878
00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:12,188
[glass shatters]
879
00:41:12,268 --> 00:41:14,518
[groaning]
880
00:41:14,598 --> 00:41:17,528
[thunder crashing]
881
00:41:17,598 --> 00:41:20,908
Get your bloody paws off me!
882
00:41:23,908 --> 00:41:26,408
[screaming]
883
00:41:26,488 --> 00:41:28,788
[groaning]
884
00:41:28,798 --> 00:41:31,838
[garbled voices]
885
00:41:34,378 --> 00:41:37,208
[electricity crackles]
886
00:41:37,288 --> 00:41:39,668
[panting]
887
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:43,298
[creaking]
888
00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:44,848
Oh, bollocks.
889
00:42:12,278 --> 00:42:13,758
Greg, move your head.
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