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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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¶ One fine day
with a woof and purr ¶
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¶ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ¶
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¶ no blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ¶
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¶ just a feline, canine,
little catdog ¶
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¶ catdog... catdog... ¶
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¶ alone in the world
was a little catdog ¶
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¶ out on the road
or back in town ¶
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¶ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ¶
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¶ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ¶
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¶ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ¶
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¶ catdog... catdog... ¶
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¶ alone in the world
was a little catdog ¶
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¶ catdog... catdog... ¶
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¶ alone in the world
was a little catdog. ¶
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nickelodeon]
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You think we can meet
pretty girls, cat?
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Hey, stick with me,
dog, and I'll learn you
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all the tricks
of the trade.
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Step number one is you've
got to be cool at all times.
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Wha?
Wa-wa-wa whoo!
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Wa-wa!
Wa-ahh!
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Water, I'm in water!
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Save me, save me, save me,
save me, save me!
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Cat, cat, I'm falling.
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( Crashing )
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Water gets me in
so much...
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Hot water!
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Hey, cat!
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How about that bathing
beauty over there?
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( Wolf whistles )
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Oh, if you set
your sights low enough
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you're bound to score.
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But, over there...
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Me-ow!
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Act cool, and, uh
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let me do all the talking.
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Uh, ooh,
okay, cat.
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Well, hello, ladies.
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You seem to be in need
of some companionship.
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Mind if a couple
of mellow hunks
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join you on
your beach blanket?
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Actually, we're just
about to play ball.
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Want to join us?
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Ba-ba-ba-ba
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ba-ba-ba-ba!
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( Laughs )
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Ba-ba-ba-ball.
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Dog! Dog, no!
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( Screams )
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Dog:
Ball, ball, ba-ba-ball!
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Cat:
No!
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What the...?
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Both:
Whoo, whoo!
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( Bugs buzzing )
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What's all this
horse-swangling nonsense?
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Hey, I'm talking
to you, mutt-butt
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you circus freak.
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Snot-nosed frat-case.
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Some people come
to the beach to relax
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and take it easy.
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Shot pot! Two-for-one special.
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( Cheering )
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Can't a guy come here
to get a tan?
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You young punks
taking over the beaches.
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It used to be a nice,
peaceful place.
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Hmm...
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Well, well, well
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let's just see
what the problem is.
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Oops, wrong channel.
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( Buzzing )
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Fleas( Shouting ):
Salutations!
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Rabbit:
Yup, you got fleas.
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Fleas?
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Rabbit:
'Fraid so.
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But i can't have fleas.
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You got 'em.
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No, no, no.
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No one in my family
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has ever had fleas.
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Sorry.
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This is your fault!
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Um... um... um.
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Why did you have to go
near that beach rat?
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don't worry, cat, the doc
will fix us right up.
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How about it, doc?
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The best cure
for your condition is...
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The flea dip.
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A soothing, medicinal bath.
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See, i told you.
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That bath will
fix us right up.
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What bath? What?
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Like with moisture
and water?
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Fleas no more.
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Cat:
No, no, wait!
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I am not going in that... bath.
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Doc, aren't there
any other options?
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Mm-hmm.
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( Squeaking )
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Rabbit:
What do i got here?
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Let's see. Aha!
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The shrinker and parkmeyer
corrective flea belt.
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Ooh, definitely a fashion crime.
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Do you have anything
in seersucker?
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Listen, cat, it's either the
bath, the belt or the exit.
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Take your pick.
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Mmm, oh, give me
the belt!
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I don't care what
that doctor said.
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I think this new
belt is, uh...
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Snazzy.
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Oh, um, hello.
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New belt?
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Oh, why,
yes, it is.
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It's funny-looking.
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As if i asked
your opinion.
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I don't think
it's funny at all.
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( All giggling )
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I don't think it's funny,
either, cat.
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( All laughing loud and hard )
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Here come your friends
from the beach.
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They just can't resist
my animal magnetism.
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Doggy, old boy, watch
the master close the deal.
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Ladies, fancy
meeting you here.
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Oh, who dressed you?
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Beach cat 2:
What are you wearing?
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Your grandma's girdle?
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Beach cat 1:
U-g-l-y.
( Laughs )
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TV announcer:
Fashion expertsaround the country agree
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belts are out this season.
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Frenchman:
As you see, none of our models
are wearing belts.
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Only a total loser would
wear
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a belt this season.
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You had to go near
that beach rat.
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( Door slams )
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Hi, winslow.
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Hiya, catdog.
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What's happening,
pal?
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Hey, well, you know... whoa!
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Jumping jibber.
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Are you guys wearing
a flea belt?
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That's the most repulsive
thing I've ever seen.
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Belts are out, man.
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They're squaresville.
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Nobody wears belts
any more, nobody.
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Well, it's not my belt.
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Am i seeing things?
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It's on you, you're wearing it.
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No, no, no,
it's not my belt.
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It's, it's
dog's belt.
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Here, just so
there's no mistake.
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I wouldn't be caught
dead wearing that belt.
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But what about
your fleas?
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Fleas, fleas?
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No one in my family's
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ever had fleas, remember?
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I haven't scratched in hours.
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Good thinking, cat.
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Well, good luck.
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( Snoring )
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( Buzzing )
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( Shouting, laughing )
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( Snoring )
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( Buzzing )
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Okay. I'm fine, I'm good, yeah.
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I don't need that belt.
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I'm much too chic
to wear that belt, really.
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I mean,
i could steal it from dog
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but i wouldn't be
caught dead wearing it.
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I'm fashionable.
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Yeah, in fact, i look good.
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( Fleas singingconga line tune )
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I'm no fool, 'cause,
i feel fine.
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Fleas, fleas everywhere!
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I never imagined things could
get this bad, did you, dog?
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Dog?
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Hiya.
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( Yowling )
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( Laughing demonically... )
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( Birds chirping )
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( Snores )
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( Yawning )
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Morning, cat.
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Cat, are you okay?
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Dog, help me.
I need the flea belt.
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I don't care how i look.
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Oh, cool.
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Please!
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Yeah, sure, cat.
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Here you go.
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Oh, thank you, dog, thank you.
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Sure, cat.
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Anything i...
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Flea:
Dogward, ho!
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Hey!
Give me that belt.
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Back to the cat.
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Dog or bust!
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Get your paws
off that, dog.
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It's mine, i want it.
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Dog:
Give me that,
i must have that belt.
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Whee!
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Oh, great.
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Cat:
The belt is mine,
you beach-rat lover.
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I need it, i need it.
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These fleas are
killing me!
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( Arguing )
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Just take your beach-rat-
loving off my belt.
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It's my belt.
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Please.
I need it.
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don't take that belt
away from me.
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To the dog!
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To the cat!
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Cat, this is stupid.
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You take the belt.
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At least one of us
should be happy.
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Thank you, dog.
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And you're right,
it should be me.
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I'm glad you came
to our senses.
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To the dog!
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( Flea plays cavalry charge )
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( Cheering )
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Dog, dog!
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Can you hear me?
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( Fleas cheering )
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I'm okay.
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Dog!
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Hold on, dog,
I'll save you.
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I'm coming, doggy.
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Dog, dog.
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Here, here, here,
take the, take the belt.
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There you go.
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You're okay now, right?
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R-right, uh, uh...
Mother.
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Okay, we're
all better now.
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Dog!
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Oh, these fleas are
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totally out of control.
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Even the belt
can't help us now.
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And it's all my fault.
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My vanity has destroyed
my good pal, dog.
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I've got to save him!
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Now hold still.
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Aah!
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( Knocking on door )
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I'm with a patient.
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I'm coming.
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Cool your jets.
Who is it?
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( Gasps )
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Leaping lumbago.
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Help me... please.
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Bath.... need... bath.
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Slowly, slowly, slowly...
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( Fleas wailing )
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Animal! Animal!
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( Splutters )
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See, cat,
it wasn't so bad.
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Now we're flea-free.
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( Gasps )
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Well...
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At least i don't have to wear
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that tacky belt any more.
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( Sighs )
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You just stick with me, dog.
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I'm a cat that knows style.
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What is going on here?
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Everybody's wearing
those ugly belts!
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No belt?
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Um, how could...
Well, no, we...
268
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,688
It's funny.
269
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,556
Has everyone gone nuts?
270
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,358
Cat 2:
Hello, catdog.
271
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,026
Where's your belt?
272
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:36,828
Hello, fellows.
273
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,997
Nice to see your flea problem
274
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,065
is under control.
275
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,199
Oh, uh, by the way...
276
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:45,537
You'd better get hip
and get a belt.
277
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,405
Oh, come on.
278
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,442
( Fleas cheering, laughing )
279
00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:54,112
Cat, are you sure this is
how you meet girls?
280
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,315
Just shoot me.
281
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:12,497
( Bouncy jingle playing... )
282
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,566
New, from the makers
of pickled bananas
283
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,835
and chicken ripple ice cream
comes choco kraut
284
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,904
the delicious chocolate
Sauerkraut squeeze drink.
285
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,440
Hi, I'm Barry the baboon.
286
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,144
And I'm ape for choco kraut.
287
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,280
And that ain't
no monkey business.
288
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:34,285
Choco kraut. Now in handysix-pack and industrial size.
289
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,421
I love Barry the baboon.
290
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,022
He gives me goose bumps.
291
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:41,993
Yeah! Boy, that baboon's
got it all, doesn't he?
292
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,194
Chiseled good looks
293
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,897
animal magnetism
and a sweet gig.
294
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,333
Us? We're broke.
295
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,502
( Stomach growling )
296
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,170
Cat, I'm hungry.
297
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,806
I know. We need a job.
298
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:55,640
What's that?
299
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,442
Cat:
A newspaper.
300
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,010
We've been through this.
301
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,280
Dog:
"Cats wanted
for cat food tasting.
302
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,715
"Cash and free food.
303
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,617
( Sadly ):
Cats only."
304
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,886
Pay dirt, dog!
305
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,089
¶ La, la, la, la ¶
306
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,257
( humming )
307
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,091
Shh!
308
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:13,992
Remember, dog
309
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,894
this gig is
for cats only.
310
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,430
So stay out of sight
and keep quiet!
311
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,131
Roger.
312
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,966
( Resumes humming )
313
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,201
Dog!
314
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,402
¶ La, la, la ¶
315
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,938
¶ doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... ¶
316
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,240
welcome, miserable
participants.
317
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:33,478
All cats will be paid upon
completion of the survey.
318
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,548
Whatever you do,
don't disappoint me.
319
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,149
( Hisses quietly )
320
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,219
( With foreign accent ):
Eh... excuse me.
321
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,420
Eh, excuse me.
322
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,422
Uh, wh-what's
going on?
323
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,058
Hey! Hey, what
are you doing?!
324
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:47,792
What did i do?
325
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,929
I just wanted to ask
a question! Wait!
326
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,597
Help me, i just
got declawed
327
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,566
and now I'm getting
deported!
328
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:55,500
Please eat the food
329
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,135
in the order
it is served to you.
330
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:01,472
Prepare for meal number one,
"sea captain's dinner."
331
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,640
( Whirring )
332
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,209
( Rumbling )
333
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,411
( Splat )
334
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,181
You may begin eating.
335
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:21,426
Meal number two,
"i can't believe it's ankles."
336
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:25,730
Meal number three,
"flamingo feast."
337
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,347
( Squeaking )
338
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,819
( Whispering ):
Cat, hey, cat.
339
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,153
Get some more, um
340
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,856
"i can't believe
it's ankles."
341
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,491
( Groans under breath )
342
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:57,495
Yeah. How about
some "flamingo feast"?
343
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,232
( Muffled groaning,whimpering )
344
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,434
( Microphone feedback )
345
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,702
Excuse me, could we
346
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,704
get some more of, um...
347
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:10,375
Everything
for table 52, please?
348
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,911
( Splat )
349
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,346
( Slobbering )
350
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,714
What's the ruckus?
351
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,548
Wha, wha, what?
352
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,151
Is that a canine at station 52?
353
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,388
( Cats screech )
354
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,690
Stand by, station 52.
355
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:31,596
Hmm, cat food a dog likes.
356
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,664
Station 52
357
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,800
what did you think
about the food?
358
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,468
Zesty. I found it zesty.
359
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,038
( Sobbing ):
...Broken all
the rules.
360
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,106
So, you liked
the cat food?
361
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,141
Did i ever!
362
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,542
You both liked
the cat food?
363
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,713
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
i-i-i loved it.
364
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,314
Hmm...
365
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,715
New, from the people
366
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,551
who brought you choco kraut.
367
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,388
Hey, you got dog food...
368
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,824
In my cat food.
369
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,859
Dog:... oop, that's me.
370
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:06,331
Um, you got cat food
in my dog food!
371
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,368
Both:
Mmm, mmm!
372
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,369
Catdog food!
373
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,771
Contains no more than 90% ash.
374
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,340
Fine work, gentlemen.
375
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,642
Catdog food's
the cat's meow--
376
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,878
or should i say
the catdog's meow?
377
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,348
( Laughing heartily )
378
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,250
Any idea what your
saturation index is?
379
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,252
Twelve? Two?
380
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,854
128!
381
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,622
And, at 128
382
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,358
you can't go any higher!
383
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,760
You're totally saturated...
384
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,128
And then some.
385
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,129
Saturated?
386
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,430
Is that
a good thing?
387
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,866
Let me put it another way.
388
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,869
( Cheering )
If that's not saturation
389
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,571
I'm an armadillo's snout!
390
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,706
( Chanting ):
Catdog, catdog...
391
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,842
Those people
are here for me?
392
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,743
You betcha!
393
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,277
You're going to be big
394
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,946
colossal, gargantuan
395
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:58,449
walloping
and other synonyms for big.
396
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,218
Hmm...
397
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,122
Hey, cat, i can see
our house from here.
398
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,657
( Elevator bell rings )
399
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,893
Gentlemen, be proud.
400
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,695
Be very proud.
401
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,165
You've launched
a food product.
402
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,803
( Chanting ):
Catdog, catdog, catdog...
403
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,737
Look at them.
404
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,573
They're gaga over us, dog...
Gaga!
405
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,608
( Crunch )
406
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,343
( Engine purring )
407
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,944
( Dies down )
408
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,147
Well, kiss my shorts.
409
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,984
It's catdog,
the new kid on the block.
410
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,485
You're b-b-Barry, the...
411
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,087
( Stammering,yelps )
412
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,655
Barry the baboon!
413
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,357
That's right.
414
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,191
I can't believe it.
415
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,293
It's him, it's him,
it's him, it's him
416
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,061
it's him, it's him
417
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,096
it's him, it's him,
it's him!
418
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,566
Listen, dog, dog, dog,
we're ad mascots now.
419
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,868
We represent
a hip new food product.
420
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,839
We've got to show
a little panache, a little cl...
421
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,374
( Yelps )
422
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,912
I heard about
your saturation index.
423
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,848
128, hot stuff.
424
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,750
You're up there with Barry.
425
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,986
You're so much bigger
than on TV.
426
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,988
Boy, you're so fa...
427
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,023
( Clears throat )
428
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:14,025
What dog means to say is
429
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,494
you're so...
Fantastic.
430
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,596
( Muffled ):
No, i did not.
431
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,330
You're fat.
432
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,732
Barry understands the confusion.
433
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,336
The camera takes off
at least five pounds.
434
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,439
How often do you
change the tub water?
435
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:32,810
What water?
436
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:39,016
Newsreel announcer:
First stop on catdog's meteoric
rise to fame, swankers.
437
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,918
( Bulbs bursting in flurry )
438
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,621
Next stop, magazine coversville:
439
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,389
Sports illustrations...
440
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,591
Timelyish...
441
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,358
Snazzy...
442
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,227
And toll booth monthly.
443
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,361
Catdog got so big
444
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,429
they had a rest stop
445
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,265
named after them
on the Jersey turnpike.
446
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,568
Canada changed
its name to "catdog."
447
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,404
As their fame grew, so did cat.
448
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,773
Dog was left carrying the bags.
449
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,108
And, as if that wasn't enough
450
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:08,679
cat insisted the nation of
catdog drop "dog" from its name.
451
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,816
Now Canada
was just called "cat."
452
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,496
Hey, watch the water!
453
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:30,001
Can't you see
that you're getting cat wet?
454
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,169
( Honks twice )
455
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:31,802
Look out!
456
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,873
Help, cat, the dog-eating squid
is sucking my face!
457
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,441
( Screams )
458
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,244
It's eating my eyeballs!
459
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,779
Look out, cat!
460
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,780
Mad octopus!
461
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,949
He loves to eat cats.
462
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,417
Banzai away!
463
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,852
Incoming.
464
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,987
Oh, boy,
it's a Tsunami!
465
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,156
Look out, cat,
tidal wave!
466
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:55,226
Stop your childish
high jinks this instant.
467
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,429
( Doorbell ringing,a dog barking )
468
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,164
Dog... ( Sighs )
469
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:04,368
Would you answer
the door already?
470
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,103
( Persistent ringing )
471
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:11,075
( A dog barking,a cat screeching )
472
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,677
Gentlemen!
473
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,678
Who is it, dog?
474
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,747
It's that rabbit guy
who loves us so much.
475
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,950
Oh, yes. Show him in.
476
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,885
Rabbit:
Catdog food has been
477
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,753
an unmitigated bonanza.
478
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,722
A boom...
479
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,923
A cash cow!
480
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:30,228
Now we are ready for phase two
of the operation:
481
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,164
Merchandising!
482
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,267
Catdog hotel towel...
483
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,269
Catdog bleach...
484
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,071
Catdog brick.
485
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,073
And you can't forget
486
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,342
the catdog bus pass!
487
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,511
Man alive,
our very own bus pass!
488
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,546
Bow-wow-wow
489
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,181
i can't believe it!
490
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,350
Pretty spiffy, huh?
491
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,519
Not one bit spiffy.
492
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,855
You actually
expect cat
493
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:01,459
to put his name
on that crud heap?
494
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,195
Why, cat has never seen
anything more pathetic
495
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,396
in any of cat's
nine lives.
496
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:08,099
Oh, no-- there's one
thing more pathetic
497
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,067
and that's you,
Mr. rabbit!
498
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,068
Now get out!
499
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:11,869
Out, i say!
500
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,038
Out through cat's big door!
501
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,573
Oh... ahh!
502
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,675
Oh, my ventricle!
503
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,211
Dog, my oxygen, quick.
504
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,147
Dog, please show this
parasitic ingrate out.
505
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,416
Um, cat, he's long gone.
506
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,084
Really?
507
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:30,688
Well... he'll be back.
508
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,956
He needs cat.
509
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:36,227
New, from the peoplewho brought you choco kraut!
510
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:37,995
Hey, you got dog food...
511
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:38,963
In my cat food!
512
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,197
( Sighs happily )
513
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,633
Music to my ears.
514
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,703
It's catdog food,the new taste sen...
515
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,172
( Sound dies in garble )
516
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,442
That catdog food
was terrible.
517
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,010
That's right, parakeet.
518
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:56,047
It made me want to puke.
( Burps )
519
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,982
And how about that catdog?
520
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,117
Bunch of losers,
if you ask me.
521
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,687
Boy, am i glad
they got the boot.
522
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:06,524
Rabbit:
And that's why you should buy
hamster-parakeet food.
523
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,026
Yes, friends,
make sure you throw away
524
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,595
any skanky catdog food
you have left over.
525
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:16,534
Act now and get a free hamster-
parakeet bus pass and brick.
526
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,202
( Air escaping )
527
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,371
( Ice clinking )
528
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,173
I love these guys.
529
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,675
They give me goose bumps.
530
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,178
( Bursts into sobs )
531
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,312
What have i done?
532
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,082
That could have been our brick!
533
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,917
Oh, I'm so sorry, dog.
534
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,186
I blew it, i blew it,
i blew it!
535
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,754
I blew
the whole deal
536
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,757
the kit and caboodle,
the big enchilada.
537
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,926
It's all right, cat.
538
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:42,727
Really?
539
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:46,364
( Plays beeping toneson cat's collar )
540
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,099
Mmm, well, that was weird.
541
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:52,503
Dog:
Hey, cat, I'm orderingsome hamster-parakeet food.
542
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,637
Cat:
That's good.
543
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,972
Hey, what do you want
544
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,807
the brickor the bus pass?
545
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,442
Right, give methe brick.
546
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,945
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00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:05,182
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548
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,584
¶ One fine day
with a woof and purr ¶
549
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,919
¶ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ¶
550
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:09,787
¶ no blue bug ¶
551
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,921
¶ and no three-eyed frog ¶
552
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,656
¶ just a feline, canine
little catdog ¶
553
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:15,926
¶ catdog... catdog... ¶
554
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:19,663
¶ alone in the world
was a little catdog ¶
555
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:20,898
¶ out on the road
or back in town ¶
556
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,701
¶ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ¶
557
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,136
¶ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ¶
558
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:28,439
¶ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ¶
559
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,941
¶ catdog... catdog... ¶
560
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:33,344
¶ alone in the world
was a little catdog ¶
561
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,614
¶ catdog... catdog... ¶
562
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:41,685
¶ alone in the world
was a little catdog. ¶
562
00:23:42,305 --> 00:23:48,369
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