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Captain's log.
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Stardate 1421.9.
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It's not often that losing
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a crew member is cause for celebration.
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But our young science officer
Lynne Lucero has been promoted.
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She's taking command of
the research vesselCabot
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above Pragine 63.
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They're lucky to have her.
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You know, this place isn't
gonna be the same without you.
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Ah, you'll get by.
But if you do get into trouble,
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I can always come to your rescue
in my little research ship.
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I can think of easier assignments. Hmm.
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A civilization on the brink of starvation
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on the edge of Klingon space,
and Starfleet wants you
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to intervene on their behalf,
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without the Klingons ever knowing.
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Seems like a fun challenge to me.
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I admire your optimism.
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Well, it got me this far, sir.
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You ready?I feel ready.
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Any advice from a salty old captain?
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Don't show any weakness,
or they will eat you alive.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm kidding.
You're gonna have a great time. Go.
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Thank you, sir.Just, uh, one tip.
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You got this job because you
are a brilliant scientist.
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But you're gonna find that
not everybody's on your level.
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If you know what I mean.You're right.
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Some are gonna be even better than me.
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There's that optimism again.
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Good luck out there,
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Captain.
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You, too, Captain.
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We've been sharing resources
with the soil department.
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Together, we're hoping to get the pH levels
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in our targeted areas up
to 6.0 within a decade.
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That sounds promising.
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I'm glad you took the
initiative on collaboration.
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And we're exploring a third option.
Edward Larkin?
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Huh?
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What has your department been up to?
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I don't have a department.
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It's-it's just me.
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What have you been up to?I-I also,
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I didn't know we were sharing resources,
so...
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Yeah. Um, okay.
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Uh...
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I got it.
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It's all right, take your time.
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Yeah, I was just getting it...
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Uh-uh-uh.
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I think it's broken. It's broken.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Thank you for, uh, fixing it.
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It wa-- it was broken.
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Mm-hmm. Uh,
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I've been working with sample specimens
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from a species native to Iota Geminorum IV.
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Tribleustes ventricosus.
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People call them, uh, "tribbles" for short.
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Aw.
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Pretty darn cute. Yeah.
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And if you, uh,
take all the fur off underneath,
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it's-it's all meat.
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Like a scallop. Blood red.
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You want to eat them?
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I-I don't want to eat them.
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Uh, I was thinking of introducing them
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as a food source for the Calations.
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Although I have, uh,
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I have eaten one or two,
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um...
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for research purposes.
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I fed one to Noel the other day,
and he enjoyed it.
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Noel is a foodie.
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But I'm no chef.
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Um...
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The only problem
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with this particular species
is that they breed very slowly.
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But with some genetic manipulation,
I could speed up
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that process and we could,
we could make a ton of these.
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Let me ask you: are they intelligent?
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It's hard to say. Uh, as you can see,
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they-they don't have a face.
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But they're very slow-moving,
so they would be easy to hunt.
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And actually,
one fell off my desk the other day,
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and it-it just died instantly,
so there's that.
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So even if they were intelligent,
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I feel like they would
be very easy to capture
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and then eat...No, I was
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more concerned with the moral implications.
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For the tribble? Well, sure.
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I could, uh, genetically manipulate the DNA
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to make them all brain-damaged.
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And that way, that would, um...
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...uh, solve that.You know,
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I think our focus should
be on primary food sources,
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so why don't we just put
a pin in the tribbles work
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and move you over to climatology?
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Well, I'm a protein specialist, so I-I...
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climatology's...
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Well, we're all scientists here.
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Learning things is kind
of in our wheelhouse.
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All right, moving on.
I'd like to talk oceanography.
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: I think we have a real opportunity
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to boost our overall...
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New boss, huh?
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Barf.
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I think people like her.
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Nah.
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One extra large salad.
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Enjoy.No, they don't.
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No, they don't.
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Well, I look forward to more
fascinating work from you.
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Thank you, sir.
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Edward? May I see you in my office?
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Yeah.
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My commanding officer at
Starfleet received a series
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of anonymous messages last night about me.
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Oh. W-Wha-- uh, what did they say?
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They said that I'm bad at my job,
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that I should be replaced immediately
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and that I'm "dumb."
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That's so weird.
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I mean, do you think that you're,
uh, bad at your job?
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Or do you think that you're dumb?
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I've talked to a number
of scientists on board,
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and they all agree,
you are an extremely talented biologist.
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I mean,
I like to think that I'm good at my job.
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Yeah, they also agree that this behavior
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is not unexpected from you.What behavior?
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You mean the messages?
'Cause those were anonymous.
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You know, "anonymous" means that
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I-- you don't know who sent them.
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Okay.
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Personal issues aside, I just don't think
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you're the right fit for the
kind of work we're doing here,
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so I've requested to have you transferred.
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Captain, but...This conversation's over.
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You're dismissed.Right, but...
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This is the end of the conversation.
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Captain, if I could...You can't.
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Right, but... The conversation's over.
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That's the end.Well, technically,
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the conversation is not over,
because I can keep talking,
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and then the conversation is...
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is-is continuing.I-I don't know how
you made it this far in your career
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behaving like this.
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You think I'm dumb?
This is why I ended the conversation.
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I'm having you transferred.
End of conversation.
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It would be rude and
irresponsible to end the conv...
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The conversation's over.But...
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Edward.Remember earlier, I said...
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Larkin.Yep. All right, fine.
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I'm... not... dumb.
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Lock down environmental control.
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Hey, what's going on?
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There's been a lab breach.
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Need my help?
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They're so cute.
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Wow. Oh, my God.
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Uh, wh-who did this?
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Edward.
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You do realize you--
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Huh?
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You do realize you disobeyed a direct order?
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I'm going to have to put that on your file.
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This isn't going to be good for you.
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But...
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But it worked.
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Captain, we have a problem.
There's more of them.
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Feel the meat on these.
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There's a transport coming in two days,
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and you're gonna be on it.
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♪ Here's a seed, plant it deep
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The tribbles got into the ship's circuitry.
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Transporters are off-line.
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They're proliferating
at an exponential rate.
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It'll be a matter of hours
before the ship won't be able
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to provide enough oxygen.
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Can anyone tell me how
they're breeding this quickly?
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I analyzed a newborn tribble.
They're born pregnant.
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Well,
when you mix human DNA with tribble DNA,
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crazy stuff happens.
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Sorry, you used human DNA?Yeah.
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Whose DNA?Look,
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I think we're getting off track, all right?
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I mean,
if we all eat our fair share of these,
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the population will even itself out.Edward.
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Whose DNA?
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It was mine.
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But, like...
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like Noel's DNA would be any better?
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Okay, we need to focus our energy
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on containment. Tactical,
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set phaser rifles to "stun."
Move through the decks
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in groups of three.Yes, sir.
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I'm not helping.
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Attention, all personnel.
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Decks one through six are
confirmed fire hazard areas.
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Go, go, go!Do not attempt to access.
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Warning: overload.
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Malfunction critical.
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Go! Hurry!
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Captain.
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You thought it wouldn't work.Edward,
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we have to go now!
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You said I was dumb.Edward, please.
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I'm not dumb.
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I'm smart.Edward!
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No, I never said you were dumb.
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You messaged my bosses
and told them Iwas dumb.
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I made one of the most
important scientific discoveries
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of our time!
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I'm not the dumb one! You...
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With less than two weeks under your command,
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theCabot science vessel
saw an onboard experiment
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go beyond your control.
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One crew member was tragically lost,
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and the ship itself suffered
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a total and complete structural failure.
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And then, of course,
a genetically modified species
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managed to find its way to the surface
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of Pragine 63,
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forcing the evacuation of
an entire civilization.
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And we've just gotten
word these creatures have
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made their way into Klingon space.
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So let's add a diplomatic
crisis to all of this.
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But according to your report,
this entire calamity
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was all caused by one crew member.
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How do you explain that?
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He was an idiot.
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Captioning sponsored by CBS
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Oh, no. Out of cereal?
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With new Tribbles,
you'll never run out of cereal again.
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Tribbles is the only cereal
with self-replication,
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so the fun never stops.
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And neither do the Tribbles.
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There's a prize at the bottom of each box.
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: Not that you'll ever get to the bottom.
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And only Tribbles has the taste kids love.
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Mmm, so furry. It tickles!
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And meaty, so it really fills me up.
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Parents love that
Tribbles are packed with 18 essential
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vitamins and minerals... and Edward.
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Tribbles contain more human DNA
than any other leading brands.
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That's the building blocks of life.
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Override your replicator safety protocols
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and set it for Tribbles.
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In Original, Hairy Berry,
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and new Spicy Ranch.
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♪ Pour a bowl of Tribbles
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We're pregnant... with flavor.
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♪ Tribbles.
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