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Now on Top Gear
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There are 256 million
cars on American roads,
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but which one is the worst?
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We're about to find out.
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Wood: [Laughing] Oh, he almost flips it.
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What you drive says a lot about you.
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Some cars are undeniably
cool, while others less so.
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But which is the least
cool car in the country?
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To find out, we each spent $1,500
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and bought the worst car we
could find for each other.
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Then we'd compete over which one of us
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could make the most out of
the crap car we'd been given.
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This is easily the worst car ever made.
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It is disgusting.
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It is cheap.
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This is the ugliest vehicle ever made.
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And what makes it sweeter
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is I know the person I bought
this for hates this vehicle.
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Hates it.
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Adam's gonna love this car.
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No.
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He is going to absolutely hate this car.
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But it's perfect for him.
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It is so uncool. It's one of those cars
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that just doesn't even realize
how uncool it really is.
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[Tires screech]
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If you're over 60,
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you've already guessed the
car that I've chosen for Adam.
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It's a 1977 Mustang II.
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And it is the most uncool car ever made.
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It's a Mustang. It's
supposed to be a muscle car.
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And this is everything that
a muscle car shouldn't be.
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It's slow, it's ugly,
it's 4-cylinders, 4-speed,
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takes over 14 seconds to
get to 60 miles an hour.
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What were they thinking?
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Adam's gonna hate it.
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[Horn honks]
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Nice.
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2001 Pontiac Aztek.
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The uncoolest car ever.
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Wow.
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This personifies everything
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that was wrong with G.M. in the late '90s.
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Designed by committee.
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You know the committee that
designed this wasn't fired.
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- They were executed.
- It's terrible.
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The interior... the knobs are this big
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so you can turn them with gloves,
but they look like cartoon knobs.
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And it comes with a tent.
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- A tent! -
A tent? - Yes.
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'Cause you're embarrassed to
park this in your driveway,
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so you have to live in the tent.
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Okay, it's pretty widely known the Aztek is uncool.
- Yes.
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But it is not as uncool
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as a Mustang II, your new ride.
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You're an evil man.
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I thought you'd like
this. It's a muscle car.
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It's an atrophied muscle car.
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- What have I ever done to you?
- You picked me on an Aztek.
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I didn't pick that for
you. That's for Rutledge.
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That means Rutledge picked my car.
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[Laughs] I don't even want to look at it.
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- Don't turn around.
- I don't want to look at it.
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Don't turn around. [Horn honks]
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[Laughs] It does have a horn.
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- That says something.
- It is justice. Yes.
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No!
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[Laughs]
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Feast your eyes on a 1988 Yugo GV.
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This is the lowest of
the low of the models.
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- Is it a real Yugo?
- Oh, yeah.
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I left the state to punish you with this.
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Look at those 13s.
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I've got bicycle tires
that are bigger than these.
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Look at the style on that thing.
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I mean, if the reputation of this car
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isn't uncool enough,
you in it just [Whistles]
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The bad news for me is that I
see two awful cars over there,
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and all I can think is, "please, God,
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don't make me drive an Aztek."
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Okay, look. I could have got you a Neon.
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That would have been
actually better than...
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- Aw, really?
- I couldn't find one.
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I looked. I couldn't find one.
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No, the Aztek is way less cool.
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Aw, God.
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Okay. Undeniably we've amassed in one place
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three of the most uncool cars ever built.
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So, what are we doing with them?
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Please tell us.
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All right. Let's see here.
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So, your first challenge will be a hot lap
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at Willow Springs raceway
60 miles from here.
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Fastest lap wins.
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Wait. We have to drive 60 miles?
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In these cars.
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And then... Be seen...
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- Yeah.
- ...Publicly on the way.
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- Yeah.
- A Yugo on the racetrack.
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Yeah. Could be a first.
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[Laughs]
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Let's hit the road.
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This is so shameful.
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An 89-horsepower, turd-brown,
creepy-gym-teacher Mustang II.
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[Beep] You, Tanner Foust.
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How do you make a Yugo go 60 miles an hour?
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Push it off a cliff.
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Wood: Honestly, I am
ashamed to drive this thing.
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I just hate it so much.
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Pontiac made the Aztek from 2001 to 2005,
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and they needed to sell
150,000 of them to break even.
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And they failed.
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In 2007, there were still
some new '05s on the lot.
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This car may not be that cool,
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but it's way cooler than the Yugo.
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And that car is super dangerous.
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It has no power.
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There's no way you could
ever look cool in a Yugo.
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It's just an impossibility.
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Not only would we have to drive these cars,
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but we were also going to an auction
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to find out how much each was worth.
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So, somehow we had
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to make these crappy
cars we were driving cool.
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That was gonna be a struggle with my Yugo,
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but I'm a glass-half-full
kind of guy.
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So I was gonna concentrate
on the positives.
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Okay, sure, the Yugo's been written up
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in basically any automotive publication
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as being one of the top
worst cars ever built.
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That's undeniable.
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There are only about 10,000 of these things
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roaming the streets of the U.S.
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It's almost like a collector's item.
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The fact that Rutledge had to go
across the country to buy this car
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either means that they
just aren't running anymore
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or nobody wants to sell theirs.
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I'm thinking that it's the latter.
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But could Adam come up
with anything positive
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for his turd-brown Mustang II?
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At least this is a Mustang.
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It's not a cool Mustang, but a Mustang.
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It's like Khlo� Kardashian.
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Enh, she ain't the best Kardashian,
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but at least she's a Kardashian.
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Rut, who did you buy that Yugo from?
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A very peculiar man in Las Vegas.
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Did he have an accent, wear
black socks with sandals?
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I think the socks and sandals
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might be more of an Aztek owner.
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I think the Aztek owner is
gonna be wearing, like, sandals
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with white socks under them
pulled up to just below the knees,
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short shorts with 12
pockets, and a tank top.
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Well, who would own a Mustang II, then?
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He's retired from the insurance industry.
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He lives with his mom,
and she lives with her mom.
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He keeps a locked door in the basement
that no one's gonna see until he dies.
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And then the mom
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is gonna deny knowing anything
ever went on down there.
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[Laughs]
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We arrived at our first challenge...
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Ferrara: You've got to be kidding me.
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...To find that we wouldn't
just be racing each other.
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The track was hosting an exotic car day.
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There were $300,000 Lamborghinis,
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quarter-million-dollar
Ferraris,
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tuned-up BMWs, Lotuses,
high-end Mercedes,
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and us.
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This will be one of the most
dangerous things, probably,
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that any of us have done, okay.
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Because there will be cars with
100-mile-an-hour closing speeds
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on the straightaway.
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I'll probably be on fire
and not be able to tell.
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I already could tell oil's
leaking onto the back-left tire.
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Gasoline's leaking onto
the back-right tire,
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which, by the way, is where the exhaust is.
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There's a lot that can go wrong.
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I don't think either of
you have the fear that I do,
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which is rolling this
piece of [Bleep] Over.
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You'll be fine. [Laughs]
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I mean, you wouldn't...
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[Laughing] That was genuine hate.
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Yeah. I mean, look at it.
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The only way you could make
this thing more attractive
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would be to roll it.
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I'm gonna get on the track.
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Ferrara: Either way,
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we had a challenge to complete.
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We had to brave danger and shame
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to set the fastest time we could.
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We'd also be trying not to ruin the day
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for the owners of the cool cars,
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who paid thousands of dollars to be there.
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I'll just gonna be lucky
if I don't die in this.
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I think I've done a 1:21 around this track.
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I don't think the Yugo's
gonna go quite that quick.
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This is gonna be embarrassing.
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There it is. Let's go.
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Okay, Aztek.
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You can do this.
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We're timing the car here.
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All right, downshifting.
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After that, we have to
downshift up the hill.
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Wood: Driving an Aztek on the track
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was like trying to
jello-wrestle with a bear.
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It just has so much body roll,
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and it's got
on-road/off-road tires.
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And over in the turd-mobile,
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Adam was having sand kicked in his face.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Show-off.
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Holy cow, you went with the green, huh?
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Lovely.
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I got about 30 cars behind me.
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Oh, I hope that's a different lotus.
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Otherwise I've been lapped.
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I've been lapped.
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Oh, there's a Ferrari on my ass!
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[Tires screech]
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Okay.
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And I'm off the course.
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Whoopsie.
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Black flag. Black flag.
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Foust: Rutledge got black-flagged,
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which meant he was disqualified.
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So it was down to Adam and me.
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I wasn't about to let the Yugo
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get out-cooled by a faux Mustang.
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Go on! Get out of here!
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There they go.
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Kind of like a brake check
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in front of a Yugo, though.
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Whoa! That guy almost just crashed into me!
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All I had to do was
complete this lap to win,
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but I hadn't counted on
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the Yugo's legendary design quality,
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which didn't extend to the gas cap.
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This is awful.
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I am spewing gas all over the place.
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Kiss my Aztek!
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Ferrara: We each try to prove
that our crap cars are cool,
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and Tanner finds out just how fast
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a $300,000 supercar can go.
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Oh, my God. This is scary!
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Foust: America has over 2.7
million miles of paved roads,
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and there are a lot of
cars out there using them.
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But which is the worst?
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We'd each bought the least
cool car we could find
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and given them to each other.
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Our first challenge was
seeing whose car was slowest.
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Oh, there's a Ferrari on my ass!
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[Tires screech]
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Rut hadn't even completed a
lap before being disqualified.
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Halfway through the last lap,
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my Yugo started showing
a small design flaw.
259
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This is awful. I am spewing
gas all over the place.
260
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So they black-flagged me,
giving Adam the win by default.
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[Ferrara laughs]
262
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Nan: Whoo-hoo!
263
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Man *2: Yeah! Mustang!
264
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[Horn honks]
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[Applause]
266
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You and I, we should
be ashamed of ourselves
267
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letting what is undoubtedly
the worst pretend muscle car
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ever built win anything.
269
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Hey, you bought it for me.
270
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And at least my car wasn't
spewing gas all over the track.
271
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Yeah, that's true.
272
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It's still not as bad as the Yugo.
273
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Okay, first of all, the Yugo
is very rare and very exotic.
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So is typhoid. [Laughter] Whatever.
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I got a chance to drive
another very rare and exotic car
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over in britain recently.
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I assume it was faster than the Yugo.
278
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Yes, it is.
279
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In fact, the American manufacturer
hasn't found the top speed yet,
280
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so I went over to England to
see if I could help them out.
281
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This is England, a place
282
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where you can still legally marry sheep
283
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and home to the world's
oldest reigning queen,
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Sir Elton John.
285
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Not too far from the
bustling streets of London...
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[Engine revs] ...There's a car maker
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that claims to have crafted a vehicle
288
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capable of giving you one
289
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of the purest driving
experiences imaginable.
290
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And by pure, I mean it
doesn't have the technology
291
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to help you be a better driver.
292
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It can do zero to 60 in 3.7 seconds.
293
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It weighs the same as a mini Cooper
294
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but has 520 more horsepower.
295
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,837
But what it doesn't have
is a confirmed top speed.
296
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[Tires screech] That was reason
enough for me to hop on a plane.
297
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This is the Noble M600.
298
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If you like super cars
and you've got the means,
299
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well, you can run down
to the Ferrari dealership
300
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and get yourself a 458
301
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or maybe get the latest
Lamborghini, the Aventador.
302
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But if your taste runs
on the extra exotic...
303
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What if you want something that will leave
304
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those somewhat common Italian
super cars in the dust,
305
00:14:01,698 --> 00:14:04,533
something that only 15 people
will be able to buy this year
306
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and that claims to be the
best driver car ever built?
307
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Well, then you're gonna need one of these.
308
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If you've never heard of
Noble, you're not alone.
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It's a small company in a
little town outside London,
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and only a dozen or so people work there.
311
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Even though it's based in england,
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it's owned by an American, Peter Dyson,
313
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who crossed the Atlantic
to build his dream.
314
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Its chassis is made of
stainless steel and aluminum,
315
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and its body is pure carbon fiber.
316
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It has an incredible 650-horsepower,
317
00:14:46,877 --> 00:14:49,178
mid-mounted V-8 engine
developed by Yamaha.
318
00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:53,082
But what it hasn't got
is ABS, stability control,
319
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paddle shifters, power brakes,
320
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and it only has a wisp of traction control.
321
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So basically it's one of
the fastest cars around
322
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with almost no safety features.
323
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But all that nothing adds up to something.
324
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[Tires screeching]
325
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It's got a stronger
power-to-weight ratio
326
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than a Bugatti Veyron...
327
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[Engine revs]
328
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Which is better than most motorcycles.
329
00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:26,349
The Noble does this insane
speed so effortlessly
330
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you don't realize how fast you're going.
331
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And that...
332
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[Tires screech]
333
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Can be flat-out dangerous.
334
00:15:38,462 --> 00:15:41,530
This is not a car for the timid.
335
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It's not much heavier than Lindsay Lohan,
336
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,668
but it's 10 times as volatile.
337
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Noble has stripped the M600
down to the bare essentials,
338
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and it feels like a car
339
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that's only a 5-point safety
harness away from going racing.
340
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But they didn't get so focused
with speed and performance
341
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that they ignored the interior.
342
00:16:00,817 --> 00:16:02,351
Although minimal, you can tell
343
00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:04,253
that they paid attention to the details.
344
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So, basically the $330,000
you pay for a Noble
345
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gets you one of the purest
driving experiences around.
346
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:19,535
[Tires screech]
347
00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:21,570
[Engine revs]
348
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,309
To compare, a Ferrari 458...
349
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Pretty much the pinnacle
of supercar engineering...
350
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Has formula one technology
that can basically make you
351
00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:36,919
10 times the driver that you really are,
352
00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:41,891
where this has the formula
one technology of about 1973.
353
00:16:44,094 --> 00:16:48,531
But the great thing about
that is that that allows you
354
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to be 100% of the driver you really are.
355
00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:54,003
[Tires screeching]
356
00:16:57,774 --> 00:17:00,910
If you really want to test the
limits of your inner driver,
357
00:17:00,944 --> 00:17:03,145
you can take what little
control the Noble has
358
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:04,380
completely away.
359
00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:07,082
All right.
360
00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:10,486
Maybe we should turn
the traction control off.
361
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,821
The traction-control switch
362
00:17:11,855 --> 00:17:13,622
is actually a missile launch button
363
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,424
from a British fighter jet...
364
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:18,294
A not-so-subtle reminder
of what kind of hell
365
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,428
is about to be unleashed.
366
00:17:19,463 --> 00:17:20,429
[Tires screech]
367
00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:21,530
Good God.
368
00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:24,700
This thing takes so much concentration.
369
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:26,836
But that's what you want in a supercar,
370
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:30,306
'cause you want it to push
your limits as a driver.
371
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,575
[Engine revs]
372
00:17:32,609 --> 00:17:35,744
[Laughing] Yeah!
373
00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:38,113
That was a
110-mile-an-hour drift.
374
00:17:38,615 --> 00:17:41,283
That's the problem with a car like this,
375
00:17:41,318 --> 00:17:44,153
is the speeds are just so insane.
376
00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:45,321
[Engine revving]
377
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,355
Whoa!
378
00:17:46,389 --> 00:17:48,858
[Tires screeching]
379
00:18:02,239 --> 00:18:03,506
[Sighs] All right.
380
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,140
Let's put that traction-control button
381
00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:09,144
[breathes deeply] Back on.
382
00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:10,212
[Sighs]
383
00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:12,982
I was quickly getting a feel
384
00:18:13,016 --> 00:18:16,685
for how unforgiving the M600 could be.
385
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,087
And one thing was clear...
386
00:18:18,121 --> 00:18:20,789
If I was gonna push this
car to its top speed,
387
00:18:20,824 --> 00:18:23,292
I'd be keeping the traction control on.
388
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:32,034
But how does all this function
compare to other super cars,
389
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:34,737
like the Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera,
390
00:18:34,771 --> 00:18:37,239
packed with 570 horses
391
00:18:37,274 --> 00:18:41,644
and capable of zero to 60
in a blistering 3.4 seconds?
392
00:18:41,678 --> 00:18:45,381
Then there's the Audi R8
v10 with 525 horsepower
393
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and a top speed of
almost 200 miles an hour.
394
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To find out how the Noble stacked up,
395
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:55,524
I put it against them
in a 1/2-mile drag race.
396
00:18:57,394 --> 00:18:58,460
Here's the challenge.
397
00:18:58,495 --> 00:19:00,496
I've got two
all-wheel-drive cars.
398
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:04,400
The v10 Audi is ridiculously
fast, and the Superleggera
399
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:08,203
is one of the fastest
zero-to-60 cars I've ever driven.
400
00:19:08,238 --> 00:19:10,606
Both of these cars are probably
gonna take me on the launch.
401
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,941
I'm gonna have to really focus
402
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:14,743
on not getting too much
wheel spin in first, second,
403
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,079
or on this surface, even in third gear.
404
00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:20,950
But once we get to fourth
gear, the hammer is down.
405
00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:22,851
[Engines revving]
406
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:29,091
Man: 3, 2, 1, go!
407
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:31,293
[Engines rev]
408
00:19:34,097 --> 00:19:38,167
Foust: Whoa!
409
00:19:38,201 --> 00:19:39,101
Come on!
410
00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:44,473
The Superleggera is so fast,
but I think I got it now!
411
00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:49,812
Yes!
412
00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:52,247
See you!
413
00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:55,451
That is power-to-weight
ratio right there.
414
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,820
Unbelievable.
415
00:19:57,854 --> 00:19:59,154
That Superleggara
416
00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:03,025
has won just about every
drag-racing competition
417
00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:04,727
that we have entered it in.
418
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:08,130
But it wasn't fast
enough to beat the Noble.
419
00:20:09,399 --> 00:20:12,067
The M600 had proven itself
420
00:20:12,102 --> 00:20:14,770
to be a member of the supercar elite.
421
00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:16,939
[Engine revving]
422
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:18,941
It's rare.
423
00:20:18,975 --> 00:20:20,576
It's exotic.
424
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,978
It has insane performance capabilities.
425
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:27,082
But there's one thing the
M600 still doesn't have...
426
00:20:27,117 --> 00:20:30,386
A confirmed top speed.
427
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:34,089
My goal was to see how fast
I could get the Noble to go.
428
00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:36,692
To do this, I was gonna
need a lot of space,
429
00:20:36,726 --> 00:20:40,062
so I went to a retired
u. S. Air force base...
430
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,201
...The perfect location
431
00:20:46,236 --> 00:20:49,238
for an American-owned
supercar built in england.
432
00:20:49,839 --> 00:20:54,910
Noble estimates the M600
will do 225 miles an hour,
433
00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:57,112
but they've only tested it to 205.
434
00:20:57,147 --> 00:21:00,249
So we're gonna see how close
to that 225 number we can get.
435
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,718
We've got 1.7 miles of track.
436
00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:06,422
Now, the most important part
for me is the braking point.
437
00:21:06,456 --> 00:21:09,425
With no abs, traction
control, or stability control,
438
00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:12,961
if I lock up the brakes at over
200 miles an hour, I'm done.
439
00:21:12,996 --> 00:21:16,699
Having had some time behind
the wheel of the M600,
440
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,767
I knew that if I was gonna
be trying to hit speeds
441
00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:20,903
of over 200 miles an hour,
442
00:21:20,937 --> 00:21:23,439
I would need to make one
minor safety adjustment.
443
00:21:23,473 --> 00:21:25,874
Don't wear skater shoes.
444
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,377
I've had to go barefoot
in this thing just to fit.
445
00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:30,946
[Engine revving]
446
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:33,982
[Tires screeching]
447
00:21:38,154 --> 00:21:40,222
All right.
448
00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:42,257
This corner is critical
449
00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:45,661
for maximum speed on the straight here.
450
00:21:51,267 --> 00:21:53,102
I barely made it through that turn.
451
00:21:56,573 --> 00:21:59,174
That's 160 miles an hour right there.
452
00:21:59,209 --> 00:22:03,545
I have to admit, my little pinkie
toe is getting stuck in the pedal.
453
00:22:06,149 --> 00:22:07,750
170.
454
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,352
180. It's starting to get loud.
455
00:22:10,386 --> 00:22:11,854
Whoa! 190!
456
00:22:11,888 --> 00:22:13,188
Starting to get a little loud again!
457
00:22:15,258 --> 00:22:17,493
200! Loud vibration!
458
00:22:18,161 --> 00:22:20,763
205! It's moving all over the place!
459
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,998
Oh, my God. This is scary!
460
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,267
215... that's all she's got!
461
00:22:25,301 --> 00:22:28,303
Slow it down. Slow it down.
462
00:22:29,873 --> 00:22:31,673
[Laughs]
463
00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:35,144
[Blows]
464
00:22:35,178 --> 00:22:37,112
Survived. Survived.
465
00:22:40,116 --> 00:22:42,885
Go! Ferrara: Our worst-car
challenge continues.
466
00:22:42,919 --> 00:22:45,454
Wood: Oh, come on! Come on!
467
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,856
And later, we find out if anyone
468
00:22:47,891 --> 00:22:49,658
would actually buy our hunks of junk.
469
00:22:49,692 --> 00:22:51,059
Eric Clapton owned this car.
470
00:22:51,094 --> 00:22:52,294
Eric Clapton owned this car.
471
00:22:52,328 --> 00:22:53,328
And he is a celebrity.
472
00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:56,795
Welcome back to "top gear."
473
00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,097
Now, before the break,
474
00:22:58,131 --> 00:23:04,236
Tanner drove the Noble
M600 215 miles an hour.
475
00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:05,738
[Crowd cheers]
476
00:23:06,372 --> 00:23:07,439
Very impressive, my friend.
477
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,640
But I was more impressed
478
00:23:08,674 --> 00:23:10,542
with the fact that you were barefoot.
479
00:23:10,576 --> 00:23:11,676
Yeah. [Laughter]
480
00:23:11,711 --> 00:23:12,677
What was that like?
481
00:23:12,712 --> 00:23:14,279
That was flat-out scary.
482
00:23:14,313 --> 00:23:16,514
That was like strapping
a rocket onto a race car.
483
00:23:16,549 --> 00:23:18,984
Those aren't even street
legal in the U.S yet
484
00:23:19,018 --> 00:23:21,119
'cause they haven't passed
all the safety regulations.
485
00:23:21,153 --> 00:23:24,556
They're, like, basically
too dangerous for America.
486
00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:26,258
Oh, so it's just like your Yugo, then.
487
00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:27,459
[Laughter]
488
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,094
No, it's nothing like the Yugo, actually.
489
00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:30,095
It's just like it.
490
00:23:30,129 --> 00:23:31,196
I mean, that's a car
491
00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:32,664
that shouldn't be allowed in this country.
492
00:23:32,698 --> 00:23:34,966
I think the Yugo is
easily America's worst car.
493
00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,601
Mm-hmm. Yep.
494
00:23:36,636 --> 00:23:37,869
The Yugo is way better
495
00:23:37,903 --> 00:23:40,305
than the Mustang II and the Aztek.
496
00:23:40,339 --> 00:23:41,306
That's all that matters.
497
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,440
- Really? -
Okay. - Yeah.
498
00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:44,643
Well, let's find out.
499
00:23:46,912 --> 00:23:48,480
Foust: After Adam's victory on the track,
500
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:51,416
it was time to put the
Mustang II back in its place.
501
00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:53,385
And what better way to prove its crappiness
502
00:23:53,419 --> 00:23:55,854
than to challenge him to another race?
503
00:23:55,888 --> 00:23:59,391
Only this time, I'd be on foot.
504
00:23:59,425 --> 00:24:01,626
- When you cross this... Ferrara:
- Okay.
505
00:24:01,661 --> 00:24:02,961
That's the winner.
506
00:24:04,697 --> 00:24:07,032
[Engine turns over]
507
00:24:10,569 --> 00:24:12,437
- Lift them up! Foust:
- Let's go!
508
00:24:12,471 --> 00:24:13,838
Bring down!
509
00:24:13,873 --> 00:24:15,407
Come on, Tanner. Rev your engine.
510
00:24:15,441 --> 00:24:18,310
Go, "vroom, vroom! Vroom, vroom!"
511
00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:20,245
You got to arch your back a little bit.
512
00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:22,714
Kick it up. Kick it up a little more.
513
00:24:22,748 --> 00:24:24,182
All right, here we go.
514
00:24:24,216 --> 00:24:25,450
60 feet.
515
00:24:25,484 --> 00:24:27,118
In 5...
516
00:24:28,521 --> 00:24:29,988
4...
517
00:24:30,022 --> 00:24:32,223
3, 2...
518
00:24:33,225 --> 00:24:35,026
1. Go!
519
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:39,764
[Engine revs] [Laughs]
520
00:24:41,967 --> 00:24:44,102
Foust: Yeah! You did it!
521
00:24:44,136 --> 00:24:45,637
Wow.
522
00:24:45,671 --> 00:24:47,906
That car is so uncool that I beat it.
523
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:49,908
That is pitiful, Adam.
524
00:24:49,942 --> 00:24:52,277
[Car door creaks]
525
00:24:52,311 --> 00:24:54,579
I don't run very often.
526
00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:55,747
This is terrible.
527
00:24:55,781 --> 00:24:57,415
Yeah. Just terrible. And you know what?
528
00:24:57,450 --> 00:24:59,084
I blame you 'cause you picked this car.
529
00:24:59,118 --> 00:25:00,852
I did. It is the epitome of uncool.
530
00:25:00,886 --> 00:25:02,754
- I am so happy.
- Actually, no, it's not.
531
00:25:02,788 --> 00:25:05,190
That is. You're a stunt driver.
532
00:25:05,224 --> 00:25:07,425
Do a stunt in that car. I dare you.
533
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,960
I mean, stunts are cool.
534
00:25:08,994 --> 00:25:10,362
If you could do a stunt,
535
00:25:10,396 --> 00:25:13,732
in theory, that would make
your car slightly less uncool.
536
00:25:13,766 --> 00:25:15,133
In stunt driving, you've got, you know,
537
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,668
roll cages and stuff.
538
00:25:16,702 --> 00:25:18,436
Yeah. What can you do in that thing?
539
00:25:18,471 --> 00:25:22,474
I mean, I could do,
like, a reverse 180 maybe
540
00:25:22,508 --> 00:25:23,508
without it flipping over.
541
00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:25,844
Can you do it blindfolded?
542
00:25:25,878 --> 00:25:28,113
Sure.
543
00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:30,882
Wood: With Adam's Mustang II shamed,
544
00:25:30,916 --> 00:25:33,618
it was time to do the same
thing to Tanner's Yugo,
545
00:25:33,652 --> 00:25:35,387
and I knew he wouldn't be able
546
00:25:35,421 --> 00:25:37,722
to turn down the chance to show off.
547
00:25:37,757 --> 00:25:39,090
Wood: Okay, you ready?
548
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,692
Foust: - Ready. Ferrara:
- All right, let's go.
549
00:25:43,396 --> 00:25:44,362
[Engine revs]
550
00:25:44,397 --> 00:25:45,997
Here he goes.
551
00:25:46,031 --> 00:25:48,833
3 miles an hour, topped out in reverse.
552
00:25:48,868 --> 00:25:52,904
[Laughing] Oh, he almost flips it.
553
00:25:52,938 --> 00:25:54,038
Wow.
554
00:25:54,073 --> 00:25:55,707
[Tires screech]
555
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:58,843
What do you think?
556
00:25:58,878 --> 00:26:00,478
Is that a blindfold,
or did you join a gang?
557
00:26:00,513 --> 00:26:02,247
[Chuckling] Yeah.
558
00:26:02,281 --> 00:26:04,115
This little thing is nimble as can be.
559
00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:05,116
Yeah.
560
00:26:05,151 --> 00:26:06,985
In any other car, it would be cool.
561
00:26:07,019 --> 00:26:08,486
But in a Yugo, it's just kind of, "mm."
562
00:26:08,521 --> 00:26:09,721
But in that, it was just awful.
563
00:26:09,755 --> 00:26:11,189
You said, "do a stunt." It did the stunt.
564
00:26:11,223 --> 00:26:12,524
You lost your race.
565
00:26:12,558 --> 00:26:14,592
You haven't done anything in the Aztek.
- That's true.
566
00:26:14,627 --> 00:26:16,494
You say it's got all this
off-road/on-road capability.
567
00:26:16,529 --> 00:26:18,463
Why don't you climb that mountain?
568
00:26:18,497 --> 00:26:20,665
- Yeah, with your tent up.
- With your tent up.
569
00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:21,800
The goofy back tent?
570
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,201
Yeah.
571
00:26:23,235 --> 00:26:25,437
That's fine. That's fine.
572
00:26:25,471 --> 00:26:26,738
[Laughs] Really?
573
00:26:26,772 --> 00:26:29,474
I love watching him fail.
574
00:26:29,508 --> 00:26:32,110
I headed off to prepare my tent.
575
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,847
I didn't think it was possible
576
00:26:35,881 --> 00:26:37,282
for the Aztek to look any worse.
577
00:26:37,316 --> 00:26:38,283
It's caught in the tail.
578
00:26:38,317 --> 00:26:39,784
How the hell is this gonna work?
579
00:26:39,819 --> 00:26:42,253
But I was wrong.
580
00:26:42,288 --> 00:26:44,589
It looked different in the brochures.
581
00:26:44,623 --> 00:26:46,925
There you go. This is an
alternate version of it.
582
00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:48,326
Wood: Thanks a lot.
583
00:26:51,497 --> 00:26:53,698
All right. I'll see you guys at the top.
584
00:26:53,732 --> 00:26:55,333
The car was supposed to be versatile,
585
00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:57,702
and I think this is gonna prove
it's fairly versatile, you know?
586
00:26:57,736 --> 00:27:00,038
It may be kind of cool after all.
587
00:27:00,072 --> 00:27:01,906
Don't let me die in an Aztek. Okay!
588
00:27:01,941 --> 00:27:04,709
3, 2, 1, go!
589
00:27:04,743 --> 00:27:06,110
Kiss my Aztek!
590
00:27:06,145 --> 00:27:07,812
Come on! Come on!
591
00:27:07,847 --> 00:27:10,148
Foust: Put that 185 horsepower to good use.
592
00:27:10,182 --> 00:27:11,583
Hold on, baby! Hold on!
[Undercarriage thunks]
593
00:27:11,617 --> 00:27:13,718
Oh, come on! [Laughs]
594
00:27:13,752 --> 00:27:15,553
Oh [Bleep] [Bleep]
595
00:27:15,588 --> 00:27:18,223
Ferrara: Look at him. He's
either brave or an idiot.
596
00:27:18,257 --> 00:27:19,991
Get a little speed up. There it is.
597
00:27:20,025 --> 00:27:22,026
A little speed. A little speed.
598
00:27:22,061 --> 00:27:23,995
Failure is so epic. There he goes.
599
00:27:24,029 --> 00:27:25,096
Come on!
600
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:26,764
He's going for it! Is he gonna make it?
601
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:29,167
Oh, come on! Come on!
602
00:27:29,201 --> 00:27:31,936
Come on! [Laughing]
603
00:27:31,971 --> 00:27:34,839
Oh, looks like a good spot to camp.
604
00:27:34,874 --> 00:27:36,441
I think I might be stuck.
605
00:27:36,475 --> 00:27:37,775
Let me check.
606
00:27:37,810 --> 00:27:39,477
[Tires scraping]
607
00:27:39,512 --> 00:27:41,346
Yep, I'm stuck.
608
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:42,747
Rut, pack up your tent.
609
00:27:42,781 --> 00:27:43,781
Meet us back at the track.
610
00:27:43,816 --> 00:27:45,517
Pbht. Pbht.
611
00:27:45,551 --> 00:27:46,951
Come on.
612
00:27:46,986 --> 00:27:49,754
Not cool.
613
00:27:49,788 --> 00:27:52,891
I think I killed it.
614
00:27:56,095 --> 00:27:58,630
Foust: We were finally
on our way to the auction
615
00:27:58,664 --> 00:28:01,833
to find out which of our
cars would get the most cash.
616
00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:03,334
So far, Rutledge's Aztek
617
00:28:03,369 --> 00:28:05,303
was looking like it could
be the worst car in America
618
00:28:05,337 --> 00:28:08,206
after being disqualified on the track
619
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,976
and failing to show any of its
supposed off-road capability.
620
00:28:12,011 --> 00:28:13,344
But it would all come down to this.
621
00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:16,014
Who could get the most cash for their car?
622
00:28:17,983 --> 00:28:21,686
People must just think that it's
like a comedy of errors here.
623
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,154
They're seeing three of the ugliest cars
624
00:28:23,188 --> 00:28:25,823
they've ever seen before all at once.
625
00:28:25,858 --> 00:28:29,427
Yeah, this is like the ugly
parade through this neighborhood.
626
00:28:29,461 --> 00:28:32,163
It's visual overload, for sure.
627
00:28:32,197 --> 00:28:33,798
"Oh, my God. There's a Yugo.
628
00:28:33,832 --> 00:28:36,034
"Oh, my God! There's
a... what is that Ford?
629
00:28:36,068 --> 00:28:37,702
Oh, geez, and an Aztek!"
630
00:28:37,736 --> 00:28:38,903
[Laughs]
631
00:28:38,938 --> 00:28:40,872
On the way, we agreed
632
00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:43,274
we could each spend $1,000
on our cars overnight,
633
00:28:43,309 --> 00:28:45,910
using our failures as inspiration.
634
00:28:49,381 --> 00:28:51,549
Ferrara: Coming up, we modify our cars
635
00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:53,518
in an effort to sell them at auction.
636
00:28:53,552 --> 00:28:55,153
[Indistinct shouting, auctioneer calling]
637
00:28:59,699 --> 00:29:02,033
America is car-obsessed.
638
00:29:02,068 --> 00:29:04,936
And people judge you by what you drive.
639
00:29:04,971 --> 00:29:07,472
But what is the worst car in the country?
640
00:29:07,506 --> 00:29:09,608
We were trying to find out.
641
00:29:09,642 --> 00:29:12,410
The Yugo, Aztek, and Mustang II
642
00:29:12,445 --> 00:29:14,646
had all proven to be equally crappy
643
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,514
through the first couple challenges.
644
00:29:16,549 --> 00:29:17,716
So we decided to modify them
645
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,218
before we tried to auction them off.
646
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,754
[Engine revs]
647
00:29:22,788 --> 00:29:25,023
[Tires screech]
648
00:29:31,464 --> 00:29:32,764
Huh?
649
00:29:32,798 --> 00:29:34,065
You know you love this thing.
650
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,834
It's now an official stunt car.
651
00:29:36,669 --> 00:29:37,869
A pocket rocket, as it were.
652
00:29:37,904 --> 00:29:39,704
Completely gutted the interior,
653
00:29:39,739 --> 00:29:41,706
got a racing seat, racing steering wheel,
654
00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:44,242
roll cage, and the five-point harness.
655
00:29:44,277 --> 00:29:45,410
It's nice you had time
656
00:29:45,444 --> 00:29:47,879
to just knock off the loose rust up here.
657
00:29:47,914 --> 00:29:48,915
I just gave it a quick buff on the top.
658
00:29:49,049 --> 00:29:51,750
- Did you do anything to the
motor? - Put in a high-flow exhaust.
659
00:29:52,585 --> 00:29:53,652
You just cut it off, I think.
660
00:29:53,686 --> 00:29:55,153
[Laughing] You just cut it, didn't you?
661
00:29:55,187 --> 00:29:57,555
Functional hood pins on a Yugo.
662
00:29:57,590 --> 00:29:59,791
I do like the rally
stripes on the headlights.
663
00:29:59,825 --> 00:30:00,959
I'll give you credit for that.
664
00:30:00,993 --> 00:30:03,061
Ferrara: You mean the electrical tape?
665
00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:04,462
Yeah. It's a style.
666
00:30:04,497 --> 00:30:07,098
You want to know what the
best modification you did was?
667
00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:08,400
A gas cap.
668
00:30:08,434 --> 00:30:10,001
I think less is more sometimes.
669
00:30:10,036 --> 00:30:11,903
- Like that Mustang.
- Really?
670
00:30:11,938 --> 00:30:13,872
I didn't think it could get any creepier.
671
00:30:13,906 --> 00:30:16,374
This is a shelby paint job.
672
00:30:16,409 --> 00:30:17,375
[Laughing] What?
673
00:30:17,410 --> 00:30:18,877
Okay, I ran out of white.
674
00:30:18,911 --> 00:30:20,211
So I had to make... I
had to go with silver.
675
00:30:20,246 --> 00:30:21,680
Foust: It's got some
nice metallic in it. Yeah.
676
00:30:21,714 --> 00:30:24,382
It sparkles in the sun.
It'll attract the eye.
677
00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:27,752
Okay, so if it wasn't creepy
enough, you put a skull shift knob.
678
00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:30,789
Wood: Little day of the
dead seat covers in there.
679
00:30:30,823 --> 00:30:32,157
Ferrara: And I got a skull shifter.
680
00:30:32,191 --> 00:30:34,025
Did you take the two off the back?
681
00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:35,226
Yes. It's marketing. No.
682
00:30:35,261 --> 00:30:36,161
Look at this.
683
00:30:36,195 --> 00:30:37,429
But there's still a hole
684
00:30:37,463 --> 00:30:39,097
- where it used to sit.
- That's all right.
685
00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:40,298
When they come around to look at it,
686
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,566
I'll just put my thumb on it like that.
687
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,301
You might confuse somebody. Mustang!
688
00:30:43,336 --> 00:30:45,704
The stripes and then the shelby...
689
00:30:45,738 --> 00:30:47,405
It's a shelby-ish.
690
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,607
I think a serious collector
would love this car,
691
00:30:49,642 --> 00:30:51,343
and we only need one, my friend.
692
00:30:51,377 --> 00:30:53,044
We only need one.
693
00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:54,946
What have you done?
694
00:30:54,981 --> 00:30:57,849
I did exactly what G.M. should have done
695
00:30:57,883 --> 00:30:59,751
and make the Aztek cool.
696
00:30:59,785 --> 00:31:03,388
I cut out the fenders here,
painted the plastic black.
697
00:31:03,422 --> 00:31:06,558
Some beadlocker... Well,
it's the beadlocker look.
698
00:31:06,592 --> 00:31:08,693
Look at this brush guard.
699
00:31:08,728 --> 00:31:10,495
This looks like something
you would go, like,
700
00:31:10,529 --> 00:31:12,097
attack a herd of zombies with.
701
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,531
- Yes! Ferrara:
- Yes.
702
00:31:13,566 --> 00:31:15,166
It's the zombie killer. It's
from "Shaun of the dead."
703
00:31:15,201 --> 00:31:17,135
Tinted the gigantic ugly turn signals
704
00:31:17,169 --> 00:31:18,903
and the taillights.
705
00:31:18,938 --> 00:31:21,072
I got my spare tire on the roof.
706
00:31:21,107 --> 00:31:22,640
How does it drive with
these tires and everything?
707
00:31:22,675 --> 00:31:24,442
It seems okay? Oh, pretty good.
708
00:31:24,477 --> 00:31:25,744
- It's still...
- Does it rub?
709
00:31:25,778 --> 00:31:27,512
It rubs a touch.
710
00:31:27,546 --> 00:31:31,116
As long as no one drives it
while they're turning. Wow.
711
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:32,450
It's great in a straight line, though.
712
00:31:32,485 --> 00:31:34,085
Gentlemen, let's regroup.
713
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,454
The cars are here. It is auction day.
714
00:31:36,489 --> 00:31:38,123
So, whoever sells them
for the most money wins.
715
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,492
Let's get them up there and
let people check them out.
716
00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:41,893
All right.
717
00:31:44,663 --> 00:31:46,331
Ferrara: With only 20 minutes
718
00:31:46,365 --> 00:31:48,400
before our cars were up for auction,
719
00:31:48,434 --> 00:31:50,535
it was time to drum up some interest.
720
00:31:50,569 --> 00:31:51,836
You know who owned this car? Man:
- No. Who?
721
00:31:51,871 --> 00:31:52,871
Jimmy Page.
722
00:31:52,905 --> 00:31:54,072
Wow. Jimmy Page!
723
00:31:54,106 --> 00:31:56,341
He bought it on the '77 Led Zeppelin tour
724
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,409
in the United States.
725
00:31:57,443 --> 00:31:58,510
He bought this car.
726
00:31:58,544 --> 00:32:01,046
When John Bonham died, he
couldn't look at it anymore.
727
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,683
It's barely broken in
with 140,000, 130,000...
728
00:32:05,718 --> 00:32:06,851
Mid-hundreds.
729
00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:08,520
Is it original paint job?
730
00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:09,621
Yeah.
731
00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:12,690
It was originally done yesterday.
732
00:32:12,725 --> 00:32:16,194
Adam told me that somebody
had died in your vehicle.
733
00:32:16,228 --> 00:32:18,163
What the hell?!
734
00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:19,330
Once you get this,
735
00:32:19,365 --> 00:32:21,466
you're opening the door to weekend racing.
736
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,569
This is a career for
somebody waiting to happen.
737
00:32:24,603 --> 00:32:25,804
[Laughs]
738
00:32:25,838 --> 00:32:28,306
What would you think is a
deal to take this home today?
739
00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:29,441
12.
740
00:32:29,475 --> 00:32:30,608
$1,200?
741
00:32:30,643 --> 00:32:31,943
12. $12,000?
742
00:32:31,977 --> 00:32:33,411
Thousand, yeah. $12,000.
743
00:32:33,446 --> 00:32:34,846
Yeah. Yes. Yes.
744
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,848
I don't know why. I thought
you were gonna say $1,200. No.
745
00:32:36,882 --> 00:32:38,650
I thought you meant for the tires.
746
00:32:38,684 --> 00:32:40,385
[Laughs] That's what I meant.
747
00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:41,786
[Cheers and applause]
748
00:32:41,821 --> 00:32:44,222
Now it's time for "Big Star, Small Car."
749
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:46,925
And you know our big star from
the "Harold and Kumar" movies.
750
00:32:46,959 --> 00:32:48,593
- Kal Penn!
- Thank you.
751
00:32:48,627 --> 00:32:50,662
[Crowd cheering] Thanks for having me.
752
00:32:50,696 --> 00:32:51,996
- It's good to be here.
- I'm glad you're here.
753
00:32:52,031 --> 00:32:53,298
Thank you, guys.
754
00:32:53,332 --> 00:32:55,467
- All right. So, you got the car.
- Yes.
755
00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:57,735
- Have you ever been on a track before?
- No, never.
756
00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:59,137
Ah. So, this will be your first time.
757
00:32:59,171 --> 00:33:00,338
- You excited?
- I'm very excited.
758
00:33:00,372 --> 00:33:01,539
All right. How do you
think you're gonna do?
759
00:33:01,574 --> 00:33:06,411
I think I'm not gonna do too well.
You know, I don't drive stick.
760
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:07,946
- You don't drive stick?
- No. No.
761
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:09,280
[Laughter]
762
00:33:09,315 --> 00:33:11,015
That's the only ridicule I get?
763
00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:12,717
Then that's not so bad. [Laughter]
764
00:33:12,751 --> 00:33:15,820
I thought I was gonna be
fully ridiculed more than that.
765
00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:17,088
Well, let's see how it goes. All right.
766
00:33:17,123 --> 00:33:18,423
Mount up. Good luck, my friend.
767
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:19,791
Yeah, thank you. [Crowd cheers]
768
00:33:20,426 --> 00:33:23,094
All right, the time to beat is 1:39,
769
00:33:23,129 --> 00:33:25,363
set by "True Blood's" Stephen Moyer.
770
00:33:25,397 --> 00:33:27,966
Let's see what Kal can do.
771
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,802
All right. He's heading into
the first turn gracefully.
772
00:33:30,836 --> 00:33:33,171
Whoops. Too close. Aah.
773
00:33:33,205 --> 00:33:34,839
It's not bad.
774
00:33:34,874 --> 00:33:37,275
This is a first... Fourth
gear into the chicane.
775
00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:38,476
Ooh [Bleep]
776
00:33:38,511 --> 00:33:40,011
The man's a trendsetter.
777
00:33:40,045 --> 00:33:41,913
All right, now you've got to
pay attention to this part.
778
00:33:41,947 --> 00:33:43,348
The teardrop's pretty tricky.
779
00:33:45,618 --> 00:33:47,218
All right, he's in the right gear.
780
00:33:47,253 --> 00:33:48,419
[Tires screech]
781
00:33:48,454 --> 00:33:49,587
Didn't sound great.
782
00:33:49,622 --> 00:33:50,889
That wasn't terrible.
783
00:33:50,923 --> 00:33:52,724
All right, we're at the halfway point.
784
00:33:52,758 --> 00:33:54,526
This is my favorite part right here.
785
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,327
Kal is dead center in
the middle of the board.
786
00:33:56,362 --> 00:33:59,197
If he keeps this pace up,
he will beat Adam Levine.
787
00:33:59,231 --> 00:34:00,732
[Bleep] Ow! Oh!
788
00:34:00,766 --> 00:34:01,733
Don't do that.
789
00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:03,768
I totally jinxed that.
790
00:34:03,802 --> 00:34:06,704
And by jinxed, he means
dropping the transmission,
791
00:34:06,739 --> 00:34:07,839
which is never a good idea
792
00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:09,874
heading into cameraman's corner.
793
00:34:09,909 --> 00:34:11,910
He's fighting Suzuki the whole way.
794
00:34:11,944 --> 00:34:15,513
All right, now get on it.
795
00:34:15,548 --> 00:34:17,615
[Engine revs] Aah!
796
00:34:17,650 --> 00:34:21,386
Oh. I love the smell of
burning clutch in the morning.
797
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:22,587
He's across the line!
798
00:34:22,621 --> 00:34:24,322
[Cheers and applause]
799
00:34:26,025 --> 00:34:28,326
Kal Penn! Come on up, Kal.
800
00:34:30,796 --> 00:34:33,131
- Good to see you.
- You, too.
801
00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:35,833
Thank you, guys.
802
00:34:39,205 --> 00:34:40,471
Man. Yeah?
803
00:34:40,506 --> 00:34:42,307
Oh, man. [Laughs]
804
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,441
That was amazing.
805
00:34:43,475 --> 00:34:46,244
Now, were you scared?
806
00:34:46,278 --> 00:34:47,478
Were you excited?
807
00:34:47,513 --> 00:34:48,813
- What was your experience?
- I was excited.
808
00:34:48,847 --> 00:34:50,048
I wouldn't say scared. More nervous.
809
00:34:50,082 --> 00:34:51,849
- Right.
- I don't drive stick.
810
00:34:51,884 --> 00:34:53,585
I don't know how to drive
stick. I would have loved to...
811
00:34:53,619 --> 00:34:54,919
Well, you know now, right?
812
00:34:54,954 --> 00:34:56,521
Oh, I definitely know now. [Laughter]
813
00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:58,089
I absolutely know now.
814
00:34:58,123 --> 00:35:00,491
And I drive a Prius in real
life, so this was awesome.
815
00:35:00,526 --> 00:35:01,492
Rea... [Audience murmuring]
816
00:35:01,527 --> 00:35:02,627
Hey! Hey! Hey!
817
00:35:02,661 --> 00:35:04,796
[Audience boos] Oh, really?
818
00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:06,664
You like dependence on foreign oil?
819
00:35:06,699 --> 00:35:08,266
[Laughter]
820
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,801
So, you drive a Pri... Ah.
821
00:35:09,835 --> 00:35:11,569
Who hurt you that you're
punishing yourself?
822
00:35:11,604 --> 00:35:13,171
- Why do you do that?
- I like it, actually.
823
00:35:13,205 --> 00:35:15,306
I mean, look, I live 5
miles from where I work.
824
00:35:15,341 --> 00:35:16,407
Right. Uh-huh.
825
00:35:16,442 --> 00:35:17,842
And it takes about an hour to get to work.
826
00:35:17,876 --> 00:35:18,943
Mm-hmm. [Laughter]
827
00:35:18,978 --> 00:35:20,211
So, you know.
828
00:35:20,246 --> 00:35:22,113
Why am I gonna buy
something that goes fast?
829
00:35:22,147 --> 00:35:23,348
[Laughter]
830
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:24,515
You know, I was amazed
831
00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:26,084
to find out that you're a Nascar fan.
832
00:35:26,118 --> 00:35:28,052
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you drive a Prius?
833
00:35:28,087 --> 00:35:29,554
I do. [Laughter]
834
00:35:29,588 --> 00:35:31,356
It's crazy, right?
835
00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:33,858
I just got into it the last
year, year and half or so.
836
00:35:33,892 --> 00:35:36,194
I'd had a lot of folks I know
in DC that were into it. Right.
837
00:35:36,228 --> 00:35:38,596
And I started watching
and just kind of learning
838
00:35:38,631 --> 00:35:42,734
about, you know, how you
actually put 42 cars on a track
839
00:35:42,768 --> 00:35:44,335
going 200 miles an hour. Yeah.
840
00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:46,504
And I thought about that
when I was out here today.
841
00:35:46,538 --> 00:35:48,139
Like, I was out there...
and you're on it just alone.
842
00:35:48,173 --> 00:35:50,074
Yeah, one dude alone, I
can barely hold it together.
843
00:35:50,109 --> 00:35:51,442
Now, was the stig helpful?
844
00:35:51,477 --> 00:35:52,644
Very helpful. Yeah.
845
00:35:52,678 --> 00:35:54,779
Look, I sat down in the car. Mm-hmm.
846
00:35:54,813 --> 00:35:56,948
I looked at him, and
I was like, "hey, man."
847
00:35:56,982 --> 00:35:58,716
Uh, so, I don't know how to drive stick."
848
00:35:58,751 --> 00:35:59,984
[Laughter]
849
00:36:00,019 --> 00:36:01,586
And you can't see his face
850
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,221
or his facial expressions or anything.
851
00:36:03,255 --> 00:36:04,689
But you just see the helmet move.
852
00:36:04,723 --> 00:36:06,291
[Laughter]
853
00:36:06,325 --> 00:36:09,160
That's when I knew
there might be a problem.
854
00:36:09,194 --> 00:36:10,928
You heard his eyes roll when you said that.
855
00:36:10,963 --> 00:36:12,764
I heard it. Yes.
856
00:36:12,798 --> 00:36:14,866
If, indeed, he has eyes. We have no idea.
857
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,334
We don't know. No.
858
00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:17,869
The "Harold and Kumar"
movies, they're great.
859
00:36:17,903 --> 00:36:21,506
And how do you prepare for your role?
860
00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:23,274
[Laughs]
861
00:36:23,309 --> 00:36:26,044
You know, the same way that
you prepare for anything else.
862
00:36:26,078 --> 00:36:28,246
I remember we shot the
first "Harold and Kumar"...
863
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,014
Both in the first and third one,
864
00:36:30,049 --> 00:36:32,650
Kumar performs gunshot surgery. Mm-hmm.
865
00:36:32,685 --> 00:36:34,118
And so, I spent, like, two days
866
00:36:34,153 --> 00:36:35,787
at the UCLA medical center library
867
00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:38,756
going over gunshot wounds.
868
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:39,957
Yeah, that's true.
869
00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:41,492
But when I said "prepare,"
I meant the weed.
870
00:36:41,527 --> 00:36:42,493
[Laughter] I didn't...
871
00:36:42,528 --> 00:36:43,828
Look, here's the deal.
872
00:36:43,862 --> 00:36:45,797
This always disappoints people. Right.
873
00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:47,332
I don't smoke weed in real life.
874
00:36:47,366 --> 00:36:48,333
- You don't?
- No.
875
00:36:48,367 --> 00:36:49,500
And I... Hey!
876
00:36:49,535 --> 00:36:50,902
That's twice! [Laughter]
877
00:36:50,936 --> 00:36:52,003
That's twice.
878
00:36:52,037 --> 00:36:53,738
Your dependence on foreign weed?
879
00:36:53,772 --> 00:36:55,273
[Laughter]
880
00:36:55,307 --> 00:36:57,909
Let me ask you this.
Do you eat White Castle?
881
00:36:57,943 --> 00:36:59,944
I don't. So, here, this is... look!
882
00:36:59,978 --> 00:37:01,279
I don't...
883
00:37:01,313 --> 00:37:02,613
I'll bet you're not even Indian.
884
00:37:02,648 --> 00:37:04,515
It's true. [Laughter]
886
00:37:07,319 --> 00:37:08,419
So, let me ask you...
887
00:37:08,454 --> 00:37:10,655
What has more power,
the Prius or the Suzuki?
888
00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:12,623
Uh, what kind of power?
889
00:37:12,658 --> 00:37:14,625
[Laughter]
890
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:17,628
Were you in that Suzuki just
going, "whee"? I think...
891
00:37:17,663 --> 00:37:18,730
Here's the deal.
892
00:37:18,764 --> 00:37:20,932
I think the Suzuki could accelerate faster.
893
00:37:20,966 --> 00:37:22,100
Uh-huh. I think that's fair.
894
00:37:22,134 --> 00:37:23,101
Okay.
895
00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:24,102
But my baby...
896
00:37:24,136 --> 00:37:25,937
You know, my baby can go longer.
897
00:37:25,971 --> 00:37:27,705
[Laughter] You know?
898
00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:33,578
That was so creepy.
899
00:37:33,612 --> 00:37:34,679
[Laughter]
900
00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:35,847
- I loved that.
- You loved it!
901
00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:37,715
That was great.
902
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,951
"My baby can go longer." You know.
903
00:37:39,985 --> 00:37:41,252
Nicely done. Prius does rule.
904
00:37:41,286 --> 00:37:42,820
You're defending your woman.
I like that. That's right.
905
00:37:42,855 --> 00:37:44,055
[Laughter] Always.
906
00:37:44,089 --> 00:37:46,357
All right. Well, where
do you think you ended up?
907
00:37:46,392 --> 00:37:47,425
In what area do you think you...
908
00:37:47,459 --> 00:37:49,327
Oh, man. Um...
909
00:37:49,361 --> 00:37:51,696
No, no, no. Not up there.
910
00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:55,666
Not in the 1:30s or the 1:50...
911
00:37:55,701 --> 00:37:57,001
Somewhere in the 1:40 range.
912
00:37:57,035 --> 00:37:59,971
I'm gonna say probably between Dominic
913
00:38:00,005 --> 00:38:01,672
and Ed Burns somewhere. Wow.
914
00:38:01,707 --> 00:38:04,208
You're narrowing it down.
You've got laser sight.
915
00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:05,877
[Laughter]
916
00:38:05,911 --> 00:38:07,445
Right around the Ty Burrell mark.
917
00:38:07,479 --> 00:38:09,147
- So, you're in this area, you think.
- I think so.
918
00:38:09,181 --> 00:38:10,748
Okay. You want to see his time?
919
00:38:10,783 --> 00:38:13,151
[Audience cheering]
920
00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:21,092
Kal Penn, who learned to
drive a stick this morning...
921
00:38:21,126 --> 00:38:22,860
Correct. [Laughter]
922
00:38:22,895 --> 00:38:27,331
Did it in one-forty...
923
00:38:27,366 --> 00:38:29,300
[Audience oohs]
924
00:38:29,334 --> 00:38:31,903
9.9. Ohh.
925
00:38:31,937 --> 00:38:33,137
Ah.
926
00:38:33,172 --> 00:38:34,272
[Cheers and applause]
927
00:38:36,275 --> 00:38:37,275
Cool.
928
00:38:39,978 --> 00:38:41,179
Kal Penn!
929
00:38:41,213 --> 00:38:44,115
[Cheers and applause]
930
00:38:44,149 --> 00:38:46,083
That's not bad.
931
00:38:46,919 --> 00:38:49,454
Wood: Coming up, we find out whose car
932
00:38:49,488 --> 00:38:50,621
sells for the most cash.
933
00:38:50,656 --> 00:38:52,190
I've never sold a Yugo,
934
00:38:52,224 --> 00:38:53,224
I don't think, in my life.
935
00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:55,190
The road ways of America
936
00:38:55,191 --> 00:38:57,559
are packed with millions
and millions of cars.
937
00:38:57,593 --> 00:38:58,794
But which is the worst?
938
00:38:58,828 --> 00:39:01,430
We were trying to find out.
939
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,599
So far, the gas cap had flown off my Yugo,
940
00:39:07,403 --> 00:39:10,205
and Rutledge's Aztek had
been an overall disaster.
941
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,907
Wood: Okay.
942
00:39:11,941 --> 00:39:14,443
And I'm off the course.
943
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:18,213
It would all come down to how
much they sold for at auction.
944
00:39:18,247 --> 00:39:19,948
[Auctioneer calling] Sold, $6,000!
945
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:22,784
You bought it. Number 10-15. $6,000.
946
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:24,319
[Engine revs]
947
00:39:24,353 --> 00:39:27,889
My supercool, rally-ready
Yugo was up first.
948
00:39:27,924 --> 00:39:30,158
We'd each spent a total of 2,500 bucks.
949
00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:32,027
I was looking to make a big profit,
950
00:39:32,061 --> 00:39:34,763
beat out the Aztek and
Adam's creepy 'tang II.
951
00:39:34,797 --> 00:39:38,166
I've never sold a Yugo,
I don't think, in my life.
952
00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:40,302
It's an '88 Yugo Zastiva.
953
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,737
It's been professionally raced,
954
00:39:41,771 --> 00:39:43,438
and let's just sell it exempt on the miles.
955
00:39:43,473 --> 00:39:45,307
[Calling] On the '88 Yugo.
956
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,708
Who will give $100? $200?
957
00:39:46,743 --> 00:39:48,610
[Calling]
958
00:39:48,644 --> 00:39:50,178
Last call. Now $500. $500.
959
00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,446
$600. I got $600.
960
00:39:51,481 --> 00:39:52,848
[Calling]
961
00:39:54,417 --> 00:39:55,917
And $650. [Calling]
962
00:39:55,952 --> 00:39:57,753
Last call. [Speaks Spanish]
963
00:39:57,787 --> 00:39:58,887
The wheels are worth more than that!
964
00:39:58,921 --> 00:40:00,222
$650! It's a Yugo!
965
00:40:00,256 --> 00:40:02,858
At $600, you go, I go, we all go. $600.
966
00:40:02,892 --> 00:40:04,326
[Calling]
967
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,062
Last call. [Calling]
968
00:40:07,096 --> 00:40:08,263
Last call. Sold!
969
00:40:08,297 --> 00:40:10,432
$600, you bought her. $600.
970
00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:11,433
How much did you get?
971
00:40:11,467 --> 00:40:12,801
I don't want to talk about it.
972
00:40:12,835 --> 00:40:14,436
Ferrara: Tanner was done.
973
00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:17,172
He lost 1,900 bucks on
his communist getaway car.
974
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,809
The Yugo was looking certain
to be crowned the worst car.
975
00:40:20,843 --> 00:40:22,978
Come on! $600?!
976
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:24,679
Really? It's a racecar!
977
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,348
It has a roll cage in it.
978
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:31,019
It was time for some bona
fide American muscle...
979
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,220
Kind of.
980
00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:35,123
1977 Ford Mustang.
981
00:40:35,158 --> 00:40:37,325
And it's kind of shelby-ish, isn't it?
982
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,261
What is "shelby-ish"?
983
00:40:39,295 --> 00:40:40,629
It's a racecar. How's that?
984
00:40:40,663 --> 00:40:42,931
And it may have been a
celebrity-owned classic,
985
00:40:42,965 --> 00:40:44,166
but we're not sure which celebrity...
986
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,834
Eric Clapton owned this car.
987
00:40:45,868 --> 00:40:46,935
Eric Clapton owned this car.
988
00:40:46,969 --> 00:40:48,036
And he is a celebrity.
989
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:49,371
And how about it? Here we go.
990
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:52,073
[Calling] 3 grand. $2,500. Start me out.
991
00:40:52,108 --> 00:40:53,875
And $2,000. [Calling]
992
00:40:55,611 --> 00:40:56,878
Last call. [Calling]
993
00:41:04,687 --> 00:41:06,421
1,000 bucks! $1,100. Last call!
994
00:41:06,455 --> 00:41:08,690
[Calling]
995
00:41:08,724 --> 00:41:10,959
Hot rod! $1,050! [Speaking Spanish]
996
00:41:10,993 --> 00:41:12,260
[Calling]
997
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:13,528
Somebody died in it.
998
00:41:13,563 --> 00:41:15,163
I hear somebody died in it. Shut up.
999
00:41:15,198 --> 00:41:16,565
[Calling]
1000
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:17,599
Anybody else?
1001
00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:19,935
Sold! $1,000. What bidder number?
1002
00:41:19,969 --> 00:41:21,603
Number 502. 1,000 bucks. Yes!
1003
00:41:21,637 --> 00:41:23,605
Number 502. Yes! $1,000.
1004
00:41:23,639 --> 00:41:26,408
I might have lost 1,500
bucks, but I was in the lead.
1005
00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,777
Now all I needed was Rut to fail.
1006
00:41:28,811 --> 00:41:30,478
This is an off-road vehicle.
1007
00:41:30,513 --> 00:41:31,947
Man, right here. Look at this.
1008
00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:33,915
Wood: Yeah! Yeah! That looks tough!
1009
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,951
Really cool, man. It's a
tough one, guys, I'll tell you.
1010
00:41:35,985 --> 00:41:37,519
And the tent is included.
1011
00:41:37,553 --> 00:41:39,621
You pop the top, it's got a tent
back in the back. [Horn honks]
1012
00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:41,056
I'll tell you, it's a neat deal.
1013
00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:42,591
It's really cool, guys,
1014
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,526
and that is green, the color of money.
1015
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,028
[Calling] 5 grand.
1016
00:41:47,063 --> 00:41:48,964
[Calling] 4 grand. I got $2,000.
1017
00:41:48,998 --> 00:41:50,365
[Calling]
1018
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,138
Are you [Bleep] kidding me?
1019
00:41:57,173 --> 00:41:58,440
[Calling]
1020
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,409
Last call! The wheels are worth that!
1021
00:42:01,444 --> 00:42:02,744
And $4,200. Last call.
1022
00:42:02,778 --> 00:42:03,879
[Calling]
1023
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,215
Anybody else?
1024
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:10,485
Sold! $4,100. Number 1056.
1025
00:42:10,519 --> 00:42:13,889
Wood: I had done the impossible
and made my Aztek cool.
1026
00:42:13,923 --> 00:42:15,991
Congratulations, my friend.
1027
00:42:17,393 --> 00:42:20,195
Holy [Bleep] Tanner and
his Yugo came in last
1028
00:42:20,229 --> 00:42:22,697
when he got 400 bucks less than Adam.
1029
00:42:22,732 --> 00:42:24,532
What is wrong with you?
1030
00:42:24,567 --> 00:42:26,301
But Tanner doesn't like losing.
1031
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,803
Hey. We've got a question. Yeah.
1032
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,972
There's a guy named, uh, Tammer?
1033
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:31,973
Tammer?
1034
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,508
- Tanner. Yeah.
- Tanner?
1035
00:42:33,542 --> 00:42:34,709
- Is that his name?
- I don't know.
1036
00:42:34,744 --> 00:42:36,111
He came up to me, and they were saying
1037
00:42:36,145 --> 00:42:39,147
that Eric Clapton didn't
own this car that I bought.
1038
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:40,215
You can't listen to him.
1039
00:42:40,249 --> 00:42:41,383
That's the guy trying to sell a Yugo.
1040
00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:42,651
Yeah, but I don't understand something.
1041
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,819
On the auction block,
they announced that. Yeah.
1042
00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:46,154
I assumed that that was true.
1043
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:47,789
I bid the car based upon that.
1044
00:42:47,823 --> 00:42:49,391
- It's actually true. Wood:
- Yeah, that's not cool, man.
1045
00:42:49,425 --> 00:42:51,393
Can you prove that Eric
Clapton owned that car?
1046
00:42:51,427 --> 00:42:52,761
Can you prove he didn't?
1047
00:42:52,795 --> 00:42:53,962
Eric Clapton owned that car.
1048
00:42:53,996 --> 00:42:55,697
Don't listen to Tanner.
Can you get me proof?
1049
00:42:55,731 --> 00:42:57,065
Can you get me a signature?
1050
00:42:57,099 --> 00:42:58,900
I'm with you, man. That's [Bleep]
1051
00:42:58,935 --> 00:43:00,468
Go pitch your tent. You
don't have to take that.
1052
00:43:00,503 --> 00:43:01,603
I've been doing this many years.
1053
00:43:01,637 --> 00:43:02,804
Go pitch your... I'll be right back.
1054
00:43:02,838 --> 00:43:04,005
I'll be right back. Eric Clapton, my ass.
1055
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,840
Go pitch your tent.
1056
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,042
I can't. I sold it.
1057
00:43:07,076 --> 00:43:08,677
Just so you know, let me make a phone call.
1058
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:09,711
And I will be right back.
1059
00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:11,913
If you can't get that, I want $500 off.
1060
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,549
[Cheers and applause]
1061
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:16,718
So, basically, let me get this straight.
1062
00:43:16,752 --> 00:43:17,919
You lied.
1063
00:43:17,954 --> 00:43:19,988
And you sold your car
under false pretenses,
1064
00:43:20,022 --> 00:43:22,057
which I'm pretty sure is illegal
in the state of California.
1065
00:43:22,091 --> 00:43:23,224
Doesn't count.
1066
00:43:23,259 --> 00:43:25,260
I'm not from the state of California.
1067
00:43:25,294 --> 00:43:27,562
[Laughter] And I didn't exactly lie.
1068
00:43:27,596 --> 00:43:29,564
You did lie. Eric Clapton?
1069
00:43:29,598 --> 00:43:32,067
I bet he's never even seen a Mustang II.
1070
00:43:32,101 --> 00:43:33,268
What I want to know is,
1071
00:43:33,302 --> 00:43:35,103
did you give the buyer his money back?
1072
00:43:35,137 --> 00:43:37,339
Let's just say we came to an arrangement.
1073
00:43:37,373 --> 00:43:39,774
An arrangement where you sold
it for less than the Yugo?
1074
00:43:39,809 --> 00:43:40,942
True or false?
1075
00:43:40,977 --> 00:43:43,345
Because I made 1,600 bucks,
so clearly I'm the winner.
1076
00:43:43,379 --> 00:43:44,579
It's down to you two.
1077
00:43:44,613 --> 00:43:46,214
Did you sell it for
less money than the Yugo?
1078
00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:47,983
Not the first time.
1079
00:43:48,017 --> 00:43:49,451
Ohh, that's it. You know what?
1080
00:43:49,485 --> 00:43:51,987
The Mustang II is the worst car in America.
1081
00:43:52,021 --> 00:43:53,653
That's all we got time for.
1082
00:43:53,853 --> 00:43:56,453
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