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Now on Top Gear
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What's up, "Top Gear"?
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Stay off the streets,
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because Rutledge is
taking control of the show.
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That is a big bus.
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And we finally get a glimpse
inside that big bearded head.
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Touchdown! I got it!
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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[Tires screech]
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Sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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Wood: This is "Top Gear" 's 25th show.
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And to celebrate, they've given
me control of the entire episode.
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Oh, that's scary.
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Now, we've done a lot of cool stuff,
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but there are a few things
I've always wanted to try...
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Whoa! How do I look?
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...Like driving in a professional race.
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Tanner trained for years
to get to get to his level,
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but who has that kind of time?
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[Tires screech]
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I was determined to find a way.
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There are thousands of
professional race events
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in the U.S.,
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but only one that didn't require
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more than a few hours' training
before competitive racing.
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So Adam and I headed to a
dirt track in California.
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[Both laughing]
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We were gonna get our shot in these...
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$160,000 off-road machines
called superlite trucks.
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31-inch tires,
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a mid-mounted tuner and
50-horsepower rotary engine,
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and 18 inches of suspension travel.
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Today was about training.
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But in 24 hours, we would
be driving in a real race
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with real girls watching, real beer,
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and real racecar drivers.
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Clearly, we were gonna need a little help.
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Luckily, we had an expert on hand...
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Ricky Johnson, off-road racing God.
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As the piston travels through the shock...
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Mm-hmm.
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You can adjust positions
to make it ride better.
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I have no idea what you just said.
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Johnson: So, I'm just gonna say,
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if one of you guys is
bigger than the other,
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they might want to lean
towards the Jack Links car.
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Did you tell him to say that?
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I didn't have to tell him
anything. The man has eyes.
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That's real funny. You know what?
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I'll gladly take ol' snow camo here.
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But there was a catch.
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Ricky told us there was only
one place in tomorrow's race,
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so Adam and I would have to compete for it.
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And the competition started right away.
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There they are.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm gonna get it.
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Really?
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I want to get dressed faster than you.
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Come on, Rut. Hurry up.
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I'm going. I'm going.
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Almost done. Full dressed.
Helmets and everything.
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- You are not.
- Almost.
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Done.
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You're a moron.
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I'm still gonna win.
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You're an awkward-looking moron.
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Concerned a little bit
about my visibility today.
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Fogging up just a touch.
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Ferrara: Rutledge managed to
squeeze into his racing suit,
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but his truck was another thing.
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Like a glove.
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Ooh! That's how I would describe it.
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[Laughs]
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Son of a [Bleep]
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My poor nuts.
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This thing's like a cheap
motel. There's no ball room.
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That's not metal. That's not metal.
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First up was a trip around the parking lot,
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preparing for the
head-to-head race.
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The superlites were
surprisingly easy to control.
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This is awesome.
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Unless, of course, you're Adam.
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- Adam, where the hell are you going?
- I have no idea.
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The hardest thing was
getting used to driving
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what felt like a metal mattress.
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When you cornered, it tipped so much,
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it seemed like you were gonna roll.
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Whoa! Aah!
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That's not good.
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I was off to a slow start,
but I soon got the hang of it.
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This is great!
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After 10 minutes, Ricky had seen enough.
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It was time for me and
Adam to race head-to-head,
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but he had forgotten to
mention one little thing.
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If there is a problem, if you do flip,
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remember where your power switches are.
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"If you do flip"?
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If you do flip. That happens in off-road.
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If you crash, flip, if there is
fire, or if there's a problem,
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you got to reach over
to that far-left switch,
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shut the power down first.
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This was it, the moment we had trained
literally dozens of minutes for.
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It was race time.
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We would do three laps around the track,
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and only the winner would
qualify for the professional race.
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On your mark... [Engines revving]
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Get set...
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Go!
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Eat my...
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Holy [Bleep]
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[Laughs]
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Rutledge was screaming like a little girl.
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Whoa!
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I soon found out why.
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Holy [Bleep]
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Wood: Halfway through the
race, my confidence was high...
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Maybe too high, and I
spun out in the corner.
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Oh! Rutledge spins out.
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Ferrara: I took advantage of Rut's mistake
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and took the lead.
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The race was mine.
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Wood: I had just one lap to catch Adam,
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or my racing dreams would be over.
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Man: Adam, you got Rut on your outside.
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Ferrara: I swung wide on the last corner,
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and we were neck and neck
on the final straight.
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[Engines revving]
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Rutledge is the champion. Whoo!
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[Bleep] Won something for once.
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Whoo!
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That was awesome.
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Be honest... how did the
back of my truck look?
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I don't usually win, so
I'm trying to remember
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what gloating feels like.
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Gloating or bloating?
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Gloating. Hey.
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It was a good game, man.
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Good race. A good, clean race.
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I want to thank all my sponsors,
my driving coach, Ricky Johnson.
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Um...
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Wood: The next day, it was race time.
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This was what I was looking for...
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A taste of the glamour that
Tanner gets on a daily basis.
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There were fans, there were flags,
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and the intoxicating sound
of supercharged lawn mowers.
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The rules were simple...
Drive as fast as I could
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and jump as far as I could for 14 laps.
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And try to beat the other dozen vehicles
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trying to land on my head.
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I brought Adam along to
give him a taste of my glory.
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This is nuts.
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Unfortunately, he decided
to try and be helpful.
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Hey, pal. You ready?
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I'm ready to race. I
can't wait to get in there.
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Great. I got some information
for you. Okay, good.
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This track is faster than
the one we were on before.
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- Okay.
- About 80 miles an hour.
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Don't worry. You're gonna be fine.
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And I want you to know I'm
gonna be right there with you.
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I'm gonna be your spotter.
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- Okay.
- All right?
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Let's go race.
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- Lip balm?
- Thank you.
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Ferrara: The track was prepped,
and excitement was in the air.
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It was close to the start of the
race when Rutledge finally realized
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his idea of being a professional
racer may have been a bit stupid.
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- What am I doing?
- You're gonna be fine.
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Look at this! You got a race suit.
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You're name is on the
truck! How cool is this?!
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- I've got Wood.
- See that?
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I've got Wood.
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Move my junk around a little bit.
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If something happens, it keeps
the brains from spilling out.
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Man, this [Bleep] neck
restraint is so creepy.
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- I feel like I can't see [Bleep]
- It's normal.
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That's what your spotter's for. Okay.
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We're just trying to
keep your head straight
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if anything happens.
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Don't need any Dale Earnhardt repeats.
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Yeah, seriously.
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Rut may have been nervous
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and looked like a homemade superhero,
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but he was pumped up and ready to win.
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[Engine stops]
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If he could just stop stalling.
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[Engine turns over]
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It's okay. Now I got it.
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[Engine stops]
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Oh.
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[Engine turns over]
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Wood: My time driving a superlite
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was now stretching to a whole hour,
and I was beginning to feel like a pro.
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[Engine stops]
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Oh, crap.
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[Engine revving]
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Lord, please be with me here.
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All right, pal. Just breathe.
You're gonna be great.
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Time to go big or go home.
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I'm not worried at all.
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The race had a rolling
start. It was "go" time.
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Yeah, come on!
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That's it!
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There was no turning back.
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It was time to show
them what I was made of.
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That's all right. There's another gear.
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Find a gear. You'll be fine.
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This is awesome!
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All right, here come the whoops now.
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No fear. No fear.
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I'd gotten through the most
treacherous part of the track,
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so I set my sights on making
my way through the field.
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All right, watch when
you come into the turn.
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You guys better hang a left.
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You're going the wrong way, genius!
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Nice and simple now.
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Here, watch this.
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Oh [Bleep]
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Hang on. [Bleep]
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He flipped over!
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Rut, are you all right?!
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Rut?!
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Ferrara: To celebrate our 25th episode,
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we decided to do
something incredibly stupid
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and turn the show over to Rutledge.
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You got to be careful now.
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To everyone's surprise, instead of
heading to the closest dairy queen,
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the first thing he decided to do was
compete in a professional truck race.
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It didn't go well.
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Oh [Bleep]
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He flipped over!
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Rut, are you all right?!
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Rut?!
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Rut?!
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Ah, good. He's moving. He's standing up.
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Are you all right?
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All right, man. Be safe out, man.
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What the [Bleep] am I doing?
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How'd it look? Be honest.
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It looked great!
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It looked really cool.
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We need another angle. Can you do it again?
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[Bleep] Leg hurts.
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Feel like somebody hit me with a bat.
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God!
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Did anyone hit me once I rolled?
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No. That was all you.
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That sucked.
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[Cheers and applause]
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You finally get to race in
a real race, and you crash.
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Yeah. It's a lot harder to
wreck than it is to race.
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People don't know that.
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Yeah, and I'm okay.
Thank you for the concern.
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Yeah.
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Bruised my tailbone a
little bit. I hurt my shin.
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I think the problem was,
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you lifted out of the gas on the bumps.
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Like, you were going fine.
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Oh, so you want to give me advice now.
260
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Now that I'm never,
ever gonna do that again,
261
00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:28,819
you want to help me... That's really great.
262
00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:31,088
It's probably a good thing
you're not gonna do it again,
263
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:34,024
'cause you sort of mowed Adam's lawn
by crashing a perfectly good car.
264
00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:35,626
That's true. I'm just saying. What's next?
265
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,528
- You launching out of a Cannon?
- No.
266
00:12:37,562 --> 00:12:38,729
- No? Jumping the snake river?
- No.
267
00:12:38,764 --> 00:12:40,831
Wrestling an alligator? What are you doing?
268
00:12:40,866 --> 00:12:42,834
Now, look, I may not be great
at racing cars on a track,
269
00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:44,435
but I do love to drive cars.
270
00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:46,370
And I found a job in San Francisco
271
00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:48,573
where you get to drive
lots of people's cars.
272
00:12:48,907 --> 00:12:51,642
And I figured, what's better
than one dude in San Francisco?
273
00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:54,612
Two dudes. So I took Adam with me.
274
00:13:00,519 --> 00:13:02,553
[Bell rings]
275
00:13:02,587 --> 00:13:04,321
Ferrara: Turns out there's a service
276
00:13:04,356 --> 00:13:07,424
that will pay you to
drive other people's cars.
277
00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:09,560
To me, that sounded like we
were gonna be valet Parkers,
278
00:13:09,594 --> 00:13:11,996
but Rut got us a job with
a company called zingo.
279
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,731
Andrew: Thank you for calling zingo.
280
00:13:13,765 --> 00:13:14,965
This is Andrew. How can I help you?
281
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,867
A designated driver service
282
00:13:16,902 --> 00:13:20,337
that brings you home in your
own car after a night out.
283
00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:21,806
So, how does this work?
284
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,809
Okay. Let's say you're out
with your family or friends.
285
00:13:24,843 --> 00:13:26,577
Next thing you know, you've decided either
286
00:13:26,611 --> 00:13:28,012
"I've had too much to drink,"
287
00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:30,047
or "I want to stay more and
enjoy myself a little longer."
288
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,750
You give us a call, and
we dispatch a driver to you
289
00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:34,018
on a folding mini bike.
290
00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:35,753
He folds it up, puts it in your car,
291
00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:37,488
drives you and your car home safely.
292
00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:39,089
Rutledge forgot to mention
293
00:13:39,124 --> 00:13:42,526
we were going to be riding
scooters to pick up our drunks.
294
00:13:42,561 --> 00:13:45,663
These kiddy bikes had no horsepower
295
00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:47,631
and were somehow supposed to get us around
296
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:49,533
one of the hilliest cities in the world.
297
00:13:49,568 --> 00:13:52,336
- Is there any rules we should know?
- Plenty of rules.
298
00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,071
Oh, okay. So, what are the rules?
299
00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:55,506
The first thing you want to do
300
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:58,008
is just avoid getting involved
in the arguments of others.
301
00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:00,010
The husband and wife,
they had a rough night.
302
00:14:00,045 --> 00:14:01,979
What if clearly she's wrong?
303
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:05,349
You need to keep a serious
face and just drive on.
304
00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:06,517
Okay.
305
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,018
What's the company policy on,
306
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:09,854
like, a smoky burnout at a stop sign?
307
00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:10,988
Yeah. No go.
308
00:14:11,022 --> 00:14:13,357
What if the customer says, "I
bet you can't light them up"?
309
00:14:13,391 --> 00:14:14,792
Don't do it.
310
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:17,494
Do we have to drive electric
cars if they have them?
311
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:19,763
You have to drive any
car that we dispatch to.
312
00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:21,498
- A daewoo?
- Absolutely.
313
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,900
- A dasher?
- Yes.
314
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:24,401
- A Daihatsu?
- Absolutely.
315
00:14:24,436 --> 00:14:25,870
No. Come on. Camry?
316
00:14:25,904 --> 00:14:27,671
- Yeah.
- An old peugeot?
317
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,773
Yes.
318
00:14:29,808 --> 00:14:30,941
Our drivers make good tips.
319
00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:32,743
You guys are gonna go out there tonight,
320
00:14:32,777 --> 00:14:34,411
and people are gonna tip you.
321
00:14:34,446 --> 00:14:35,479
Oh! We get tips?
322
00:14:35,513 --> 00:14:36,680
You get tips.
323
00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:38,549
And so, the way to get tips is by providing
324
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,718
an excellent level of
service to our customers.
325
00:14:40,752 --> 00:14:42,953
This was a great idea.
326
00:14:42,988 --> 00:14:44,355
Not only would we be
327
00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:46,857
keeping the streets safe
and driving different cars,
328
00:14:46,892 --> 00:14:48,225
we'd also make some cash.
329
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,895
So Adam and I decided to make a side bet
330
00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:53,364
to see who could make the most tips.
331
00:14:53,398 --> 00:14:55,399
Watch out for the birds. Birds!
332
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:56,634
[Birds squawking]
333
00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:58,769
Oh, they pooped! They're pooping!
334
00:15:02,641 --> 00:15:04,675
Oh, this is nice!
335
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:08,479
1 1/2 horsepower, all electric.
336
00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:11,181
Wood: I was excited about
driving a bunch of different cars.
337
00:15:11,216 --> 00:15:15,119
That is a big bus. Oh, crap.
338
00:15:15,153 --> 00:15:17,221
But riding around San
Francisco on a scooter
339
00:15:17,255 --> 00:15:19,456
wasn't part of my plan.
340
00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:22,793
This is a pretty decent little scooter.
341
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,795
It's called a Di Blasi,
342
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:29,133
which is Italian for
"don't go up a big hill."
343
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,201
[Bell rings] Oh, come on, baby.
344
00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:32,970
You can do it.
345
00:15:33,004 --> 00:15:35,806
Oh [Bleep] There's a car.
346
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,174
[Horn honks]
347
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,510
Seemed like such a good idea.
348
00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:43,514
Ferrara: As Rut's scooter
was begging for mercy...
349
00:15:43,548 --> 00:15:44,949
Night fell.
350
00:15:44,983 --> 00:15:48,686
Get out of the way! I
got drunks to take home!
351
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,821
I was ready to go.
352
00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:54,024
Let's go! Pick it up! These
guys are gonna sober up!
353
00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:55,859
I got the first call from Andrew.
354
00:15:55,894 --> 00:15:57,328
[Laughs]
355
00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:59,964
And that put me one
step ahead of beating Rut
356
00:15:59,998 --> 00:16:01,231
in our tip competition.
357
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:05,970
Until I realized... I was lost.
358
00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:08,339
And something told me this
wasn't the neighborhood
359
00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:11,608
to be wearing bright colors and
cruising around on a scooter.
360
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:13,777
The bead store.
361
00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:16,480
What kind of beads are they selling there?
362
00:16:17,682 --> 00:16:19,083
[Horn honks]
363
00:16:19,117 --> 00:16:21,151
If you need a ride later, call me.
364
00:16:21,186 --> 00:16:23,954
Oh, yeah. There it is.
365
00:16:23,989 --> 00:16:27,358
Wood: It was around 9:00
when I received my first call.
366
00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:28,826
Is somebody here Matt? Is there a Matt?
367
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,728
- Yeah, how's it going?
- Hey, man, I'm Rutledge.
368
00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,529
- I think I'm your ride.
- Hey, how's it going?
369
00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:33,697
Good. Did you call us?
370
00:16:33,732 --> 00:16:36,166
Yeah, I called you guys a little bit ago.
371
00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:37,301
Fantastic. Is this your car here?
372
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:40,104
- That's mine.
- Get out!
373
00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:42,339
Yeah. Oh, this is awesome.
374
00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:45,510
My first car was an
armageddon-inspired VW Beetle.
375
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,212
Getting to drive this kind of unique ride
376
00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:50,814
was exactly why I wanted
to work for this service.
377
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:59,523
Wood: Did you model this
after, like, "Mad Max"?
378
00:16:59,557 --> 00:17:00,624
No.
379
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,293
- Really?
- Really.
380
00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:05,929
Turns out it wasn't only
the outside of the car
381
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:07,398
that was ready for battle.
382
00:17:07,432 --> 00:17:08,799
There's a machete in here.
383
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,602
There is, within reach...
Where'd that other huge knife go?
384
00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:13,537
There's a knife here,
there's a machete there,
385
00:17:13,571 --> 00:17:15,105
some brass...
386
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,440
All right.
387
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:19,576
'Cause people keep stuff
like that in their cars.
388
00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:22,846
Hey. I drive through West Oakland.
389
00:17:22,881 --> 00:17:25,649
My great idea to drive
cool cars was backfiring.
390
00:17:25,683 --> 00:17:27,951
Just run the red light. It's fine.
391
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:29,386
Cut off all those cars.
392
00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:31,221
I thought it was very, very yellow.
393
00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:32,389
It's okay.
394
00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:35,793
My first client was not a happy drunk.
395
00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,730
Come on! Come on! [Horn honks]
396
00:17:39,764 --> 00:17:41,532
Ferrara: At the other side of town,
397
00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,600
I finally arrived at my first pick-up...
398
00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:45,302
20 minutes late.
399
00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,905
No Camry, no Camry, no Camry.
400
00:17:50,575 --> 00:17:52,176
- Hi. Are you Doug?
- Yeah.
401
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:54,311
Hi. I'm Adam from Zingo. Nice to meet you.
402
00:17:54,345 --> 00:17:55,879
Hey, Adam. Nice to meet you.
403
00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:57,381
So, which way is your car?
404
00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:58,715
- Right over here.
- Great.
405
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,218
I'd hit the jackpot...
406
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:03,253
A Bentley Continental flying spur...
407
00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:07,357
$170,000 of luxury and performance.
408
00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:08,725
Let me get that for you, sir.
409
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,561
I'm just gonna put the bike in the trunk,
410
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:11,862
and then we're ready to go.
411
00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:13,197
Yeah, no problem. All right.
412
00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:15,732
This guy was definitely a big tipper.
413
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:19,336
All I had to do was get
him home quickly and safely,
414
00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:20,571
and I'd be set.
415
00:18:26,244 --> 00:18:28,178
[Horn honks]
416
00:18:29,914 --> 00:18:31,682
That's not...
417
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:35,219
There you go. Aha!
418
00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:39,623
[Gears grinding]
419
00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:40,991
Yeah, grip the clutch.
420
00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:42,726
Sorry. Just a hair.
421
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,962
That little pedal over
there... You press that one.
422
00:18:44,996 --> 00:18:47,164
There you go. You're doing
good. You're doing good.
423
00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:48,866
I'll send your company
a bill for the clutch.
424
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:52,236
[Tires screech, gears grind]
425
00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:53,570
Excuse me.
426
00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:55,372
Wood: I wasn't sure how Adam was doing,
427
00:18:55,406 --> 00:18:57,975
but he couldn't be doing any worse than me.
428
00:18:58,009 --> 00:18:59,576
Easy.
429
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:02,312
[Horn honks] Ooh. That's not good.
430
00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:03,547
Okay. [Sighs]
431
00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,749
All right, Doug. We're off.
432
00:19:05,783 --> 00:19:06,783
Let's do it.
433
00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,353
Wow. Look at this thing.
434
00:19:09,387 --> 00:19:11,121
Silver Spur, huh?
435
00:19:11,156 --> 00:19:12,189
Yeah.
436
00:19:12,223 --> 00:19:14,091
This has the W12 in it?
437
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,093
Yeah, it does. Great car.
438
00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:18,061
How much horsepower is this?
439
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:21,064
560.
440
00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:22,966
560 horsepower.
441
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,234
Wow.
442
00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:26,603
God knows what my
buddy's driving right now.
443
00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:28,238
[Tires screech] There you go.
444
00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:30,140
Sorry. These hills... I'm telling you.
445
00:19:30,175 --> 00:19:31,175
Whee!
446
00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:32,843
I think that cop's gonna pull you over.
447
00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:34,311
It's okay. It's okay.
448
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:37,648
You don't know what's in this car.
There might be a firearm in here.
449
00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:39,183
Suddenly, it's my car, right?
450
00:19:39,217 --> 00:19:41,051
Yeah. I've never seen this car before.
451
00:19:41,085 --> 00:19:42,686
"I don't know this guy, officer.
452
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,655
"He just said, 'hey, do you need a lift?
453
00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:46,890
You look like you've been drinking." Yeah.
454
00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:50,961
I soon realized there was
a drawback to the Bentley...
455
00:19:50,995 --> 00:19:52,429
The owner.
456
00:19:52,463 --> 00:19:55,132
Yeah, you touch this
button right here. Yeah?
457
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,435
Each individual person in here
has the same exact temperature.
458
00:19:58,469 --> 00:19:59,503
So if you don't...
459
00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,705
Have you done a burnout in this?
460
00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:03,240
Uh...
461
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:05,342
John: 'Cause they only
chase after the guy...
462
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:08,612
I'm not gonna say "fat guy,"
'cause that would be rude,
463
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:09,913
but the guy driving.
464
00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:12,049
Wood: Things were going from bad to worse.
465
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,717
[Laughs]
466
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,152
Oh, gosh.
467
00:20:15,186 --> 00:20:18,155
I had to get the owner
back on my side to get a tip
468
00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:20,557
so I could beat Adam in our competition.
469
00:20:20,592 --> 00:20:22,226
- What year is this?
- 2000.
470
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,461
A good friend of mine gave it to me
471
00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:27,097
'cause I had cut the roof off
every other vehicle I owned.
472
00:20:27,131 --> 00:20:29,299
He kind of felt bad for
me driving in the rain.
473
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:32,402
So you got this car totally
free, just keep the roof on it.
474
00:20:32,437 --> 00:20:33,503
That was the deal.
475
00:20:33,538 --> 00:20:35,305
I've gotten cars for free before, too.
476
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,840
'Cause you're willing to fix them up
477
00:20:36,874 --> 00:20:38,875
'cause someone else doesn't
want to deal with them.
478
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,777
Right. They think it's
a useless piece of crap.
479
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:41,812
You see free car.
480
00:20:41,846 --> 00:20:44,181
And they want to see their vehicle live on
481
00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:47,251
in a more interesting way
than just going to a scrapyard.
482
00:20:47,285 --> 00:20:48,285
Right. Thank you.
483
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,287
Car nerds unite.
484
00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:54,191
Our mutual love for fixing up
cars brought him back around.
485
00:20:54,225 --> 00:20:56,493
Over in the Bentley,
486
00:20:56,527 --> 00:20:58,629
Adam was still trying
to convince his passenger
487
00:20:58,663 --> 00:20:59,663
to let him do a burnout.
488
00:20:59,697 --> 00:21:00,664
Ferrara: It's real easy.
489
00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:02,099
See this traction-control button?
490
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:03,967
If you hold it down...
491
00:21:04,002 --> 00:21:07,170
Take it off and hold the button down.
492
00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:08,972
This car will not do a burnout.
493
00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:13,210
Wood: You know, I'm an
open-minded kind of guy,
494
00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:14,811
and they are talented actors.
495
00:21:14,846 --> 00:21:16,747
John: Now, you know you're in trouble
496
00:21:16,781 --> 00:21:19,983
when your religion is based
and created by a sci-fi writer.
497
00:21:20,018 --> 00:21:21,285
That's all I'm saying.
498
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:23,186
Wood: John and I got along so well
499
00:21:23,221 --> 00:21:24,521
that we exchanged numbers
500
00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:26,890
and agreed to meet up
at the next comic-con.
501
00:21:26,924 --> 00:21:28,959
They say it's the biggest helmet they make,
502
00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:30,160
but I don't believe them.
503
00:21:30,194 --> 00:21:31,194
All right. Thank you.
504
00:21:31,229 --> 00:21:32,796
All right, sir. That's for you.
505
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:33,797
Oh! A $20!
506
00:21:33,831 --> 00:21:35,198
Yeah! Pow!
507
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,199
Yeah! Thanks, man.
508
00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:37,567
Thank you, sir.
509
00:21:37,602 --> 00:21:39,536
You saved me a lot of money
tonight, so you take care.
510
00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,071
You too.
511
00:21:41,105 --> 00:21:43,573
I'm off... Like a prom dress.
512
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:47,010
[Horn honks]
513
00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,783
Ferrara: All right, my
friend. Well, you are home.
514
00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:54,584
All right. Thanks so much. You are safe.
515
00:21:54,619 --> 00:21:56,520
I am so glad. It was
a pleasure to meet you.
516
00:21:56,554 --> 00:21:58,488
Doug: Thanks a lot. Ferrara:
Have a good night, pal.
517
00:21:58,523 --> 00:21:59,656
All right, man. I'll see you.
518
00:21:59,691 --> 00:22:01,825
[Car beeping]
519
00:22:01,859 --> 00:22:06,663
Let's say some guy drives you
home because you were too drunk
520
00:22:06,698 --> 00:22:09,299
and you could kill
yourself or somebody else.
521
00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:10,867
What do you think that's worth?
522
00:22:10,902 --> 00:22:12,836
Nothing! Nothing!
523
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,271
Don't give him a dime,
524
00:22:14,305 --> 00:22:17,307
and one day, you, too,
will be driving a Bentley.
525
00:22:17,342 --> 00:22:19,176
[Sighs]
526
00:22:19,210 --> 00:22:20,744
Ferrara: Coming up...
527
00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:21,978
We did call Zingo!
528
00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:23,847
...Things just keep getting weirder
529
00:22:23,881 --> 00:22:26,383
as we continue our competition
for tips in San Francisco.
530
00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:27,818
Wow.
531
00:22:27,852 --> 00:22:29,186
Get a room.
532
00:22:30,872 --> 00:22:35,375
It's our 25th episode, and to celebrate,
they've given me control of the show.
533
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:38,278
Now, okay, admittedly, started
out with a bang with the crash,
534
00:22:38,312 --> 00:22:40,914
but now you're driving around
San Francisco on a pink scooter.
535
00:22:40,948 --> 00:22:42,215
What's up with that?
536
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:45,085
It's not a pink scooter,
and what could be better?
537
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,687
You get to drive around
in these amazing cars
538
00:22:47,722 --> 00:22:49,489
and get paid for it.
539
00:22:49,524 --> 00:22:51,958
Amazing cars? You're in a beetle.
540
00:22:51,993 --> 00:22:53,960
At least Adam got to drive a Bentley.
541
00:22:53,995 --> 00:22:56,630
Yeah, but, I mean, the
whole goal was to make money,
542
00:22:56,664 --> 00:22:59,366
and I was 20 bucks up, and
the night was still young.
543
00:23:00,368 --> 00:23:03,870
[Rock version of "When the
Saints go marching in" plays]
544
00:23:12,513 --> 00:23:13,847
Wood: Oh! Yeah!
545
00:23:13,881 --> 00:23:15,982
- What's up, baby? - What's
up, guys? - Hey, I'm Rutledge.
546
00:23:16,017 --> 00:23:17,184
Rutledge. How are you guys?
547
00:23:17,218 --> 00:23:18,318
Hi. Barrette. How are you?
548
00:23:18,352 --> 00:23:19,352
Barrette. Nick, right?
549
00:23:19,387 --> 00:23:20,454
Here are the keys. Great.
550
00:23:20,488 --> 00:23:21,621
Don't [Bleep] It up. Okay.
551
00:23:21,656 --> 00:23:22,823
I'm just gonna pack this up.
552
00:23:22,857 --> 00:23:25,091
I'll see you there in a minute.
553
00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:27,428
Wood: The owner seemed a bit punchy,
554
00:23:27,462 --> 00:23:29,129
but his ride was great...
555
00:23:29,263 --> 00:23:32,966
A $45,000 2009 Grand Cherokee Hemi.
556
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,669
I knew a lot about this
jeep, and I had a feeling
557
00:23:35,703 --> 00:23:38,104
my knowledge was about to get me a big tip.
558
00:23:38,139 --> 00:23:41,942
Jeep really started, like, the luxury SUV.
559
00:23:41,976 --> 00:23:46,880
With these in America in '93,
I think it was... great cars.
560
00:23:46,914 --> 00:23:51,017
It's kind of strange 'cause the
car has a lot of power for...
561
00:23:51,052 --> 00:23:53,720
Geez. Hello.
562
00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:55,522
You know, for what it is.
563
00:23:55,556 --> 00:23:57,691
It's a strong car.
564
00:23:57,725 --> 00:24:00,994
It just doesn't... get the power down.
565
00:24:01,028 --> 00:24:05,332
Ferrara: At around 11:00, I
got a call from my next pick-up.
566
00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:08,034
I hadn't made any money yet
and hoped my next passenger
567
00:24:08,069 --> 00:24:11,004
would be more generous than
captain climate control.
568
00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:12,005
- Andrew?
- Andrew.
569
00:24:12,039 --> 00:24:13,039
Adam. Nice to see you.
570
00:24:13,074 --> 00:24:14,541
Adam, nice to meet you. All right.
571
00:24:14,575 --> 00:24:16,243
I'm here to get you home safe, my friend.
572
00:24:16,277 --> 00:24:17,844
[Laughs] Good. Good. After you.
573
00:24:17,879 --> 00:24:18,845
Thank you very much.
574
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,046
Which way's your car?
575
00:24:20,081 --> 00:24:21,781
My car is right over there.
576
00:24:22,783 --> 00:24:24,918
This was a dream come true.
577
00:24:24,952 --> 00:24:28,088
I'd landed a custom '66 Mustang.
578
00:24:28,122 --> 00:24:29,756
There you go. All right. Thank you.
579
00:24:32,393 --> 00:24:35,362
[Engine turns over] There you go.
580
00:24:35,396 --> 00:24:38,532
I knew I had to go easy on
her if I wanted a good tip.
581
00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:39,766
But I had to take a shot.
582
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,767
How drunk are you?
583
00:24:40,801 --> 00:24:42,369
[Laughs]
584
00:24:42,403 --> 00:24:44,404
Had a few, I'd say, at least.
585
00:24:44,438 --> 00:24:45,572
[Engine revs]
586
00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:48,375
Oh, I will have you home
in no time, my friend.
587
00:24:48,409 --> 00:24:49,376
Done.
588
00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:50,477
[Laughs]
589
00:24:50,511 --> 00:24:52,646
I don't want you to baby
this thing, all right?
590
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,781
You have nothing to worry about. Seriously.
591
00:24:54,815 --> 00:24:57,717
[Both laugh]
592
00:24:57,752 --> 00:24:59,486
Oh, that's sweet.
593
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,821
This was great.
594
00:25:01,856 --> 00:25:04,090
If I could just keep him
happy and not wreck his car,
595
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,760
a healthy tip would be in my future.
596
00:25:06,794 --> 00:25:09,663
Don't baby that clutch. Come
on. Give it a little gas.
597
00:25:09,697 --> 00:25:10,664
[Engine revs]
598
00:25:10,698 --> 00:25:11,765
[Tires screech]
599
00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:14,134
Perfect. [Laughs]
600
00:25:17,672 --> 00:25:21,107
There's no way Rutledge
was having this much fun.
601
00:25:21,142 --> 00:25:23,710
You're the best driver that I have had yet.
602
00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:30,383
Wood: Okay, you guys.
603
00:25:30,418 --> 00:25:32,619
Well, this has just been wonderful.
604
00:25:32,653 --> 00:25:36,623
I am just gonna get my
scooter and be on my way, so...
605
00:25:36,657 --> 00:25:37,891
[Car beeping]
606
00:25:37,925 --> 00:25:39,059
Thank you, guys.
607
00:25:39,093 --> 00:25:41,428
I hope you have a great night.
608
00:25:41,462 --> 00:25:42,662
[Car beeping]
609
00:25:42,697 --> 00:25:44,831
Wow.
610
00:25:44,865 --> 00:25:47,033
Get a room.
611
00:25:47,068 --> 00:25:50,103
Wood: I did such a good job
setting the mood for this guy,
612
00:25:50,137 --> 00:25:52,672
he was too busy getting
busy to give me a tip.
613
00:25:52,707 --> 00:25:54,341
So I still only had $20,
614
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:57,510
and I hoped Adam hadn't
been doing any better.
615
00:25:57,545 --> 00:25:59,813
Andrew *2: I'm gonna throw
this out to you right now.
616
00:25:59,847 --> 00:26:00,981
Ferrara: Go ahead.
617
00:26:01,015 --> 00:26:03,750
40 bucks, burnout right
now, extra tip. Do it.
618
00:26:03,784 --> 00:26:05,719
You know what? I work for you.
619
00:26:05,753 --> 00:26:06,786
You work for me.
620
00:26:06,821 --> 00:26:08,622
[Tires screech]
621
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,660
Oh, I like it when you drink.
622
00:26:13,694 --> 00:26:15,462
[Laughs] Hee-hee!
623
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:21,034
Nice work.
624
00:26:21,068 --> 00:26:22,502
That was fun. That was really fun.
625
00:26:22,536 --> 00:26:24,104
That was [Bleep] Fun. All right, dude.
626
00:26:27,308 --> 00:26:29,643
Ferrara: Where else can you drive cool cars
627
00:26:29,677 --> 00:26:31,811
and get paid for doing a burnout?
628
00:26:31,846 --> 00:26:36,082
$40 richer, I headed back into
the city for my next pick-up.
629
00:26:36,117 --> 00:26:39,085
I was 20 bucks up, but
with only enough time
630
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,187
for one more pick-up
before the bars closed,
631
00:26:41,222 --> 00:26:43,723
I needed to make sure I
chose a wealthy client.
632
00:26:43,758 --> 00:26:44,791
[Cellphone rings]
633
00:26:44,825 --> 00:26:47,594
"Honda Civic."
634
00:26:47,628 --> 00:26:49,763
I'll forward that to Rut.
635
00:26:49,797 --> 00:26:53,266
I wanted a bigger tip, so
I held out for another car.
636
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,634
And I'm glad I did.
637
00:26:54,669 --> 00:26:58,171
Oh, my gosh! I don't
even want to know that.
638
00:26:58,205 --> 00:27:00,040
Woman *2: It's crazy.
639
00:27:00,074 --> 00:27:01,574
[All talking at once]
640
00:27:01,609 --> 00:27:03,843
No! No, no, no.
641
00:27:03,878 --> 00:27:06,579
I can't even begin to guess
what they're talking about.
642
00:27:06,614 --> 00:27:08,581
Yeah. It's a package. I'm just saying.
643
00:27:08,616 --> 00:27:10,717
Look, I don't wear toe socks around town.
644
00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:12,052
I am out of my element.
645
00:27:12,086 --> 00:27:14,287
He was weird because I went to his...
646
00:27:14,321 --> 00:27:15,955
While Rut was off driving a cheap Civic,
647
00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:18,792
my last pick-up took me
to the Castro district,
648
00:27:18,826 --> 00:27:21,027
and I was looking for a big tipper.
649
00:27:21,062 --> 00:27:22,696
Hi. Did you guys call Zingo?
650
00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:24,664
- We did call Zingo!
- I'm Adam.
651
00:27:24,699 --> 00:27:26,466
- Ah, Bobby Pin.
- Bobby Pin.
652
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:30,070
I called 1-800-babe.
Is that you?
653
00:27:30,104 --> 00:27:31,404
No, but thanks for asking.
654
00:27:31,439 --> 00:27:32,772
- Okay.
- Okay, you're welcome.
655
00:27:32,807 --> 00:27:33,773
Where's your car?
656
00:27:33,808 --> 00:27:35,275
Okay. I'm gonna wear the hat.
657
00:27:35,309 --> 00:27:36,276
Oh, you are?
658
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:37,377
This way, ladies.
659
00:27:37,411 --> 00:27:38,378
Okay.
660
00:27:38,412 --> 00:27:40,046
Do I look like a lady?
661
00:27:40,081 --> 00:27:42,248
It's tough to tell in this light.
662
00:27:42,283 --> 00:27:43,516
[Laughs]
663
00:27:43,551 --> 00:27:47,454
Bobby Pin and Rutledge's
lost brother had a ram,
664
00:27:47,488 --> 00:27:50,724
which was ironic, yet somehow fitting.
665
00:27:50,758 --> 00:27:52,959
Which door are you getting in, Bob?
666
00:27:52,993 --> 00:27:54,394
Oh. I'm in over here.
667
00:27:54,428 --> 00:27:56,629
Are you gonna roll my fat ass in here?
668
00:27:56,664 --> 00:27:58,264
No. Not if I can help it.
669
00:27:58,299 --> 00:28:00,767
What does that mean?
Are you calling me fat?
670
00:28:00,801 --> 00:28:03,403
I didn't call you fat.
I just agreed with you.
671
00:28:03,437 --> 00:28:04,504
Which word?
672
00:28:04,538 --> 00:28:06,139
We're doing fine. Leg up.
673
00:28:06,173 --> 00:28:07,140
Okay.
674
00:28:07,174 --> 00:28:09,242
Wait, where'd my other purse go?
675
00:28:09,276 --> 00:28:11,111
- Can I have my glasses?
- Sure.
676
00:28:11,145 --> 00:28:13,146
- And my jacket?
- And your jacket.
677
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:15,181
Okay.
678
00:28:15,216 --> 00:28:16,249
Okay.
679
00:28:16,283 --> 00:28:18,051
Coming up...
680
00:28:18,085 --> 00:28:19,753
Is something wrong with chubby and nerdy?
681
00:28:19,787 --> 00:28:22,989
...Our competition for tips
on the streets of San Francisco
682
00:28:23,023 --> 00:28:24,290
takes a strange turn.
683
00:28:24,325 --> 00:28:27,127
You know what? You should
come in and check out the view.
684
00:28:27,161 --> 00:28:28,661
[Laughter]
685
00:28:28,696 --> 00:28:31,598
And later, Rutledge makes
a scientific breakthrough.
686
00:28:31,632 --> 00:28:34,033
Oh, come on! You unplugged it!
687
00:28:36,113 --> 00:28:38,080
Ferrara: To celebrate our 25th episode,
688
00:28:38,115 --> 00:28:40,583
we've turned over control
of the show to Rutledge.
689
00:28:40,617 --> 00:28:41,684
I've got Wood.
690
00:28:41,718 --> 00:28:43,719
So far, he almost killed himself.
691
00:28:43,754 --> 00:28:45,221
Whoa! Whoa! [Bleep]
692
00:28:45,255 --> 00:28:49,258
And now he had me working the
streets of San Francisco for tips.
693
00:28:49,293 --> 00:28:50,359
Andrew?
694
00:28:50,394 --> 00:28:52,128
I had $40 to Rut's $20.
695
00:28:52,162 --> 00:28:54,063
Pow! Yeah!
696
00:28:54,097 --> 00:28:56,365
And we had our last
passengers of the night.
697
00:28:57,434 --> 00:29:00,303
I want to know more about
this boy that you say you like.
698
00:29:00,337 --> 00:29:02,638
I'm not sure about
this. He was really nice.
699
00:29:02,673 --> 00:29:04,173
- I don't know.
- He was nice.
700
00:29:04,207 --> 00:29:05,908
I thought he was nice. Really?
701
00:29:05,942 --> 00:29:08,411
You don't like him 'cause
he's chubby and nerdy.
702
00:29:08,445 --> 00:29:11,147
No. That's not true. I'll be
honest with you, I did not like him.
703
00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:13,115
Is something wrong with chubby and nerdy?
704
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:14,717
- I like chubby and nerdy.
- No.
705
00:29:14,751 --> 00:29:16,052
That has nothing to do with it.
706
00:29:16,086 --> 00:29:18,287
I was on scholars' bowl in 8th grade.
707
00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:20,790
[Laughter] Wood: Things were looking up.
708
00:29:20,824 --> 00:29:23,359
If these girls liked
nerdy, I was in business.
709
00:29:23,393 --> 00:29:25,861
This is where I'm a
little bit of a Honda nerd.
710
00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:28,331
You notice, you guys, the
floor back there is flat?
711
00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:29,332
It is flat.
712
00:29:29,366 --> 00:29:33,002
That was a big design point, 'cause
normally, cars have the little hump.
713
00:29:33,036 --> 00:29:35,438
Yeah, there's no hump so
when you're riding bitch,
714
00:29:35,472 --> 00:29:37,106
you're not really riding bitch.
715
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,275
Oh, my gosh. I actually never noticed that.
716
00:29:41,878 --> 00:29:43,913
So, Clark, this is your truck?
717
00:29:43,947 --> 00:29:45,381
Yeah, this is my truck.
718
00:29:45,415 --> 00:29:48,351
How did you arrive at
buying a truck like this?
719
00:29:48,385 --> 00:29:50,386
I mean, I like it. It's a Hemi.
720
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,654
What's a Hemi?
721
00:29:51,688 --> 00:29:55,391
Hemi is the top of the...
It's a hemispherical.
722
00:29:55,425 --> 00:29:57,126
The top of the valve is... It's not flat.
723
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,327
Wait, show me that again?
724
00:29:58,362 --> 00:29:59,328
The top of the...
725
00:29:59,363 --> 00:30:00,996
[Laughter]
726
00:30:01,031 --> 00:30:03,632
Let me just point out why chunky
guys are great for hot girls...
727
00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:06,402
We'll always appreciate
you, not like skinny dudes.
728
00:30:06,436 --> 00:30:07,770
It's true. It's true!
729
00:30:07,804 --> 00:30:09,972
- Skinny dudes...
- My sister married down.
730
00:30:10,006 --> 00:30:11,574
Seriously. Oh, "married down"?
731
00:30:11,608 --> 00:30:12,509
We were just having this conversation.
732
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:16,446
"Married down"? No, chunky
is like marrying... sideways!
733
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,780
[Laughing] "Sideways."
734
00:30:18,215 --> 00:30:19,515
Ferrara: Like, "drag race" to me
735
00:30:19,549 --> 00:30:20,916
means something totally different
736
00:30:20,951 --> 00:30:22,551
to you guys, I'm guessing. It's true.
737
00:30:22,586 --> 00:30:24,687
And I'm guessing "tranny"
means something different
738
00:30:24,721 --> 00:30:25,921
to me than it does to you.
739
00:30:25,956 --> 00:30:27,323
What does "tranny" mean to you?
740
00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:30,593
"Tranny" means the transmission.
741
00:30:30,627 --> 00:30:31,594
Really?
742
00:30:31,628 --> 00:30:33,896
I think we need to get you a drag name.
743
00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:35,998
Oh, no. You're in San Francisco.
744
00:30:36,032 --> 00:30:38,434
I mean, everybody has a drag name here.
745
00:30:38,468 --> 00:30:42,271
Ready? Wait. We're naming
her miss Tess Tosterone.
746
00:30:42,305 --> 00:30:44,039
"Miss Tess tosterone."
747
00:30:44,074 --> 00:30:46,208
You know what? That's pretty funny.
748
00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:49,612
You know what? You should
come in and check out the view.
749
00:30:49,646 --> 00:30:51,614
I really... I got so many other calls.
750
00:30:51,648 --> 00:30:53,883
I really can't, but you
guys have been great.
751
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:56,018
Yeah, whatever. That's what they all say.
752
00:30:56,052 --> 00:30:58,421
Wood: Adam was given a $20 tip,
753
00:30:58,455 --> 00:31:01,791
bringing his total for
the evening to 60 bucks.
754
00:31:01,825 --> 00:31:04,760
Gentlemen, you guys have a good night.
755
00:31:04,795 --> 00:31:07,630
And even though I laid on
the charm with the ladies,
756
00:31:07,664 --> 00:31:09,465
they only gave me $10,
757
00:31:09,499 --> 00:31:12,635
making my tip total for the night $30,
758
00:31:12,669 --> 00:31:14,837
which meant Adam beat me at my own game.
759
00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:18,574
- Thanks for getting us home safe.
- I hope you find a nice chubby fella.
760
00:31:18,608 --> 00:31:19,875
[Laughs] Thank you.
761
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:20,910
Thank you for that.
762
00:31:20,944 --> 00:31:22,244
See you guys later. [Horn honks]
763
00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:23,512
Whoa! Oh!
764
00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:24,947
Whoa! Sorry.
765
00:31:24,981 --> 00:31:28,017
Our neighbors... Not okay with that.
766
00:31:28,051 --> 00:31:29,185
Sorry.
767
00:31:29,219 --> 00:31:30,519
Okay, well... Okay. Okay.
768
00:31:30,554 --> 00:31:31,987
Good night.
769
00:31:32,022 --> 00:31:34,690
Good night. [Horn honks]
770
00:31:34,724 --> 00:31:36,258
[Honking continues, laughter]
771
00:31:36,293 --> 00:31:38,294
[Cheers and applause]
772
00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:40,930
Have you ever ridden a
scooter in San Francisco?
773
00:31:40,964 --> 00:31:42,898
Why would I want to do
a stupid thing like that?
774
00:31:42,933 --> 00:31:44,033
It's pretty fun.
775
00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:46,268
Now it's time for "Big Star, Small Car."
776
00:31:46,303 --> 00:31:48,804
And our star today is
the actress Lake Bell.
777
00:31:48,839 --> 00:31:51,273
[Chrs and applause]
778
00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:52,842
Thank you so much for being here.
779
00:31:52,876 --> 00:31:54,076
Thank you for having me.
780
00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:56,612
Are you ready to get out
there and turn some laps?
781
00:31:56,646 --> 00:31:59,148
I'm ready as I'll ever be. Is that fair?
782
00:31:59,182 --> 00:32:01,083
'Cause I know you like
to drive fast on your own.
783
00:32:01,117 --> 00:32:02,151
Yeah.
784
00:32:02,185 --> 00:32:03,853
I mean, in my own car,
785
00:32:03,887 --> 00:32:07,422
in the safety and
dangerousness of real traffic.
786
00:32:07,457 --> 00:32:09,759
We will see you in the hangar
when you're done. Good luck.
787
00:32:09,793 --> 00:32:10,960
- Thank you.
- Lake Bell!
788
00:32:10,994 --> 00:32:14,163
[Cheers and applause]
789
00:32:14,197 --> 00:32:16,565
Let's get some air going here.
790
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:21,170
Wood: Now, the fastest lap time
is 139.3, set by Stephen Moyer.
791
00:32:21,204 --> 00:32:24,573
[Engine revving] Let's
see how Lake can do.
792
00:32:24,608 --> 00:32:26,275
And now to shift gears.
793
00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:28,310
Looking good so far.
794
00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:30,746
Little tap on the brakes.
795
00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:32,047
Keep it serious.
796
00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:33,782
Keep it really serious!
797
00:32:33,817 --> 00:32:34,783
Good focus.
798
00:32:34,818 --> 00:32:36,485
Car looks composed so far,
799
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,354
heading down in towards the teardrop.
800
00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:39,688
[Bleep]
801
00:32:39,723 --> 00:32:42,992
Looking good, not
super-fast through there.
802
00:32:43,026 --> 00:32:44,760
And there's a thousand people there.
803
00:32:44,794 --> 00:32:46,095
I hope I don't. Oh, my God.
804
00:32:46,129 --> 00:32:47,263
That's a lot of people
805
00:32:47,297 --> 00:32:51,767
to be looking right at
me as I... don't shift.
806
00:32:51,801 --> 00:32:54,937
But this is where people
make up a lot of time.
807
00:32:54,971 --> 00:32:58,240
So... radio stations in here?
808
00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:00,910
Little kday, little old-school rap for me.
809
00:33:00,944 --> 00:33:02,344
Definitely the first person
810
00:33:02,379 --> 00:33:04,380
to check out the radio on the backstretch,
811
00:33:04,414 --> 00:33:06,348
which is the fastest part of the course.
812
00:33:06,383 --> 00:33:07,683
Oh, my God.
813
00:33:07,717 --> 00:33:09,952
There it is. [Tires screech]
814
00:33:09,986 --> 00:33:11,320
A happy tire is a squealing tire.
815
00:33:11,354 --> 00:33:15,391
That's right, making stig proud.
816
00:33:15,425 --> 00:33:17,026
Good speed on the backstretch.
817
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:20,095
All right, coming through
the last turn here.
818
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:23,132
Nice and smooth, and across the line.
819
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,434
[Cheers and applause]
820
00:33:25,468 --> 00:33:27,002
Lake, come on up.
821
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:32,575
So lovely.
822
00:33:32,609 --> 00:33:35,511
How are you? Have a seat, please.
823
00:33:37,847 --> 00:33:40,516
It's nice, right?
824
00:33:41,785 --> 00:33:44,019
How'd it go in the suzuki?
825
00:33:44,054 --> 00:33:46,789
It's fun to say the
word "suzuki," you know?
826
00:33:46,823 --> 00:33:47,957
[Laughter]
827
00:33:47,991 --> 00:33:50,159
- So, that's, like, good news.
- Right.
828
00:33:50,193 --> 00:33:54,496
But otherwise, in terms of
fastness and times, all that...
829
00:33:54,531 --> 00:33:56,765
I hope I didn't let you down.
830
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,701
Oh, come on. No, you didn't.
831
00:33:58,735 --> 00:34:03,172
Let's just get comfortable
with being in the lower Echelon,
832
00:34:03,206 --> 00:34:05,574
and then I'll be more comfortable with it.
833
00:34:05,609 --> 00:34:06,842
Do I look comfortable?
834
00:34:06,876 --> 00:34:08,544
Everybody's gonna be comfortable
835
00:34:08,578 --> 00:34:10,679
because you are a beautiful
woman that loves cars,
836
00:34:10,714 --> 00:34:11,680
so they already love you.
837
00:34:11,715 --> 00:34:12,915
I love cars. I love cars.
838
00:34:12,949 --> 00:34:13,916
How'd you get into cars?
839
00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:14,917
My padre,
840
00:34:14,951 --> 00:34:17,586
which is Spanish for father...
841
00:34:17,621 --> 00:34:18,621
Oh. I see.
842
00:34:18,655 --> 00:34:19,788
[Laughter]
843
00:34:19,823 --> 00:34:24,660
Owns and built racecar tracks.
So ever since I was a little girl,
844
00:34:24,694 --> 00:34:27,963
we'd go to the auto shows and, you
know, he would show me about cars.
845
00:34:27,998 --> 00:34:29,465
And I always pretended that...
846
00:34:29,499 --> 00:34:32,468
I mean, this was our big bonding
moment all the time in the year.
847
00:34:32,502 --> 00:34:34,703
So, I get really into it, and
then I realized as I got older
848
00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:36,538
and he'd be like, "why
don't you want to race?"
849
00:34:36,573 --> 00:34:38,140
You know, I'd be like, "I'm the actress.
850
00:34:38,174 --> 00:34:39,508
"I'm not gonna do that," you know?
851
00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:44,747
But really, I think I was just really
scared, which is why today is so tough.
852
00:34:44,781 --> 00:34:48,617
So, I just was always interested in them,
853
00:34:48,652 --> 00:34:51,754
had an opinion a about what
I liked, what I didn't like.
854
00:34:51,788 --> 00:34:54,023
So, if you know what you
like in a car, what is it?
855
00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:55,491
What makes a great car to you?
856
00:34:55,525 --> 00:34:59,728
I am definitely attracted to...
We're talking aesthetics, too.
857
00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:02,131
I drive a mini. I've driven a mini.
858
00:35:02,165 --> 00:35:04,400
Now I've had three minis.
859
00:35:04,434 --> 00:35:08,070
And what kind of driver would
you say you are in that mini?
860
00:35:08,104 --> 00:35:09,738
Yeah, I drive really aggressively.
861
00:35:09,773 --> 00:35:11,440
It's like a video game to you, right?
862
00:35:11,474 --> 00:35:14,043
Yeah, it's tetris. I
call it tetris driving.
863
00:35:14,077 --> 00:35:15,277
Oh. [Laughter]
864
00:35:15,311 --> 00:35:17,913
It's basically, I love
traffic-tetris driving
865
00:35:17,947 --> 00:35:20,182
because you have to make traffic fun.
866
00:35:20,216 --> 00:35:21,550
Right. And traffic out here is awful.
867
00:35:21,584 --> 00:35:22,851
Yeah. It's so bad.
868
00:35:22,886 --> 00:35:25,087
So you have to look for the open spaces.
869
00:35:25,121 --> 00:35:28,157
It's really dangerous, but
basically, you have to, like...
870
00:35:28,191 --> 00:35:30,759
You have to just get,
like, aggressive in there.
871
00:35:30,794 --> 00:35:31,994
You know how it is.
872
00:35:32,028 --> 00:35:34,096
You know, you're like, "oh,
this guy's gonna lag back?"
873
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:36,365
I'm like, "I will totally get
in there. You're taunting me."
874
00:35:36,399 --> 00:35:37,833
You know, it's like all this stuff.
875
00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:39,501
Do you watch to see who's on the phone
876
00:35:39,536 --> 00:35:41,804
'cause you know you can totally jump in front of them?
- Oh, yeah.
877
00:35:41,838 --> 00:35:44,306
I take photos of license plates
when I see people on the phone.
878
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:46,308
I'm like, "amateur hour! Get
the [Bleep] Out of my way!"
879
00:35:46,342 --> 00:35:48,210
That's what I would have
said. You can edit that out.
880
00:35:48,244 --> 00:35:51,714
Now, as a woman with style, I feel like
881
00:35:51,748 --> 00:35:55,651
you probably can tell a
lot about a guy by his car.
882
00:35:55,685 --> 00:35:56,885
Right.
883
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,521
What would you think
about a guy in a Corvette?
884
00:35:59,556 --> 00:36:01,623
What kind? What year?
885
00:36:01,658 --> 00:36:05,894
Let's say a Corvette
Convertible, yellow, 2010.
886
00:36:05,929 --> 00:36:07,863
It's not gonna be for me. That's okay.
887
00:36:07,897 --> 00:36:09,098
[Laughter]
888
00:36:09,132 --> 00:36:11,300
A little older, and then
it's sort of ironic and funny.
889
00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:14,169
And then I'm like, "this guy's
got a great sense of humor."
890
00:36:14,204 --> 00:36:15,671
Is he wearing...
891
00:36:15,705 --> 00:36:16,905
[Laughter]
892
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:18,841
"He's got a great sense of humor. " Yeah.
893
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:23,212
Is he wearing a chain?
Is he in an athletic tank?
894
00:36:23,246 --> 00:36:24,847
"An athletic tank"? Yeah.
895
00:36:24,881 --> 00:36:27,783
I believe that's the nice
way of saying "wifebeater."
896
00:36:27,817 --> 00:36:29,918
That's the new way of saying the "W. B."?
897
00:36:29,953 --> 00:36:31,086
Yeah. Okay.
898
00:36:31,121 --> 00:36:33,055
Where I'm from, they call them wifebeaters
899
00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:35,157
because everyone on
"cops" was wearing those.
900
00:36:35,191 --> 00:36:37,960
That's... by the way, everyone
calls them wifebeaters.
901
00:36:37,994 --> 00:36:39,027
Okay.
902
00:36:39,062 --> 00:36:40,629
What's the new thing... "Athletic tank"?
903
00:36:40,663 --> 00:36:43,132
"Athletic tank" is what
it says on the package.
904
00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,000
[Laughter] Is that a network...
905
00:36:45,034 --> 00:36:48,771
So, if a guy had, let's
say, a classic land cruiser,
906
00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:50,372
what would you think?
907
00:36:50,406 --> 00:36:52,141
I love that car. Like FJ40?
908
00:36:52,175 --> 00:36:53,308
Yes. I had one.
909
00:36:53,343 --> 00:36:55,511
Really? Is it for sale?
910
00:36:57,313 --> 00:36:58,580
The last one I can think of...
911
00:36:58,615 --> 00:37:00,282
And this is just off the top of my head...
912
00:37:00,316 --> 00:37:04,686
A guy with, say, a 1983 Honda Civic Wagon?
913
00:37:05,922 --> 00:37:08,757
Just picked that out of thin air.
914
00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:09,925
Ah... Totally redone.
915
00:37:09,959 --> 00:37:11,393
No. Right. Interior/exterior?
916
00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:12,528
Yeah, plaid interior.
917
00:37:12,562 --> 00:37:13,862
Plaid? [Laughter]
918
00:37:13,897 --> 00:37:16,098
Don't know. I just picked
that out of thin air, too.
919
00:37:16,132 --> 00:37:18,267
Right, right, right. Plaid
buttoned-down interior.
920
00:37:18,301 --> 00:37:20,502
Mm-hmm. Maybe.
921
00:37:20,537 --> 00:37:22,171
Um... Yeah. He's a keeper.
922
00:37:22,205 --> 00:37:23,572
You'd think sensible...
923
00:37:23,606 --> 00:37:25,374
He's a keeper. ...Good dancer...
924
00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:27,409
He's a great guy, great dancer,
925
00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:30,212
kind of suave, knows
his way around a kitchen.
926
00:37:30,246 --> 00:37:31,180
Fun at parties.
927
00:37:31,214 --> 00:37:33,749
"Knows his way around a
kitchen"? Was that a fat joke?
928
00:37:33,983 --> 00:37:36,051
[Laughter]
929
00:37:36,085 --> 00:37:37,986
No!
930
00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:40,756
You could have said anything. A kitchen?
931
00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:42,558
No. That was like sexy chef.
932
00:37:42,592 --> 00:37:43,992
Oh, is that what it was?
933
00:37:44,027 --> 00:37:44,993
Yeah. Oh.
934
00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:47,729
Your lap... fast, slow?
935
00:37:47,764 --> 00:37:49,064
How did it feel?
936
00:37:49,098 --> 00:37:52,067
When you got out of the car,
you thought, "that was..."
937
00:37:52,101 --> 00:37:53,836
Slow.
938
00:37:53,870 --> 00:37:55,571
Slow? Yes.
939
00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:59,508
Let's take a look at the
board because the last show,
940
00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:01,844
Stephen Moyer blazed through with a 139.3.
941
00:38:01,878 --> 00:38:04,513
Well, he's on "True Blood."
942
00:38:04,547 --> 00:38:06,949
Yeah, he's a vampire, so
they can do stuff like that.
943
00:38:06,983 --> 00:38:10,719
Tony Hawk is on there, Bret Michaels still.
944
00:38:10,753 --> 00:38:13,121
Now, this is mid-pack.
This could be really good.
945
00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:15,123
Just go down. It's fine.
You don't have to, like...
946
00:38:15,158 --> 00:38:16,592
Just follow me here, way down here.
947
00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:17,593
God, I'm so embarrassed.
948
00:38:17,627 --> 00:38:18,894
Buzz Aldrin, Bridget Marquardt,
949
00:38:18,928 --> 00:38:21,897
still enjoying being underneath an old man.
950
00:38:21,931 --> 00:38:24,766
You guys want to know her time?
951
00:38:24,801 --> 00:38:26,835
[Cheers and applause]
952
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:38,313
Lake Bell, you did it in one minute...
953
00:38:38,348 --> 00:38:39,848
Fifty...
954
00:38:39,883 --> 00:38:40,883
Oh, dear.
956
00:38:48,024 --> 00:38:49,524
Congratulations.
957
00:38:51,094 --> 00:38:53,562
Listen, you did a wonderful job.
958
00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:55,197
Lake Bell, everybody.
959
00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,834
Congratulations. Whoo!
960
00:38:58,868 --> 00:39:00,035
Wood: Coming up...
961
00:39:00,069 --> 00:39:02,170
All right, we can do it. Hit it!
962
00:39:02,205 --> 00:39:04,006
...It's payback time for Adam.
963
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,207
[Laughs]
964
00:39:06,536 --> 00:39:09,204
Welcome back to a very
special episode of "Top Gear,"
965
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,173
where we have given complete control
966
00:39:11,207 --> 00:39:13,675
to our very own man in
plaid, Mr. Rutledge Wood.
967
00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:14,877
Thank you. Yes.
968
00:39:14,911 --> 00:39:17,279
Now, just to recap, you've
almost killed yourself...
969
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,547
Right. ...So far,
970
00:39:18,581 --> 00:39:20,816
you've lost a competition
that you came up with.
971
00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:23,485
Yes. I cannot to see what
you've got planned next.
972
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:24,820
It's actually pretty cool.
973
00:39:24,854 --> 00:39:27,322
- Have you ever heard of range anxiety?
- I have.
974
00:39:27,357 --> 00:39:31,426
That is when you're more than 1
mile from a waffle house, right?
975
00:39:31,461 --> 00:39:33,295
[Laughter] No!
976
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,530
That is not what range
anxiety is. I'm just saying.
977
00:39:35,565 --> 00:39:37,699
Range anxiety is where
people who drive electric cars
978
00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:39,635
start to get nervous
that their car won't have
979
00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,803
enough battery life to get
them to their destination.
980
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,205
Okay.
981
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,874
So, the other day, I'm
watching the movie "Top Gun,"
982
00:39:45,909 --> 00:39:46,942
and it hits me.
983
00:39:46,976 --> 00:39:48,844
I know how to end range anxiety forever.
984
00:39:48,878 --> 00:39:51,046
- You're kidding.
- No. Here's all I need.
985
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,449
I need a retro-fitted
electric British sports car,
986
00:39:54,484 --> 00:39:59,354
a power cable, a
generator, a pick-up, and...
987
00:39:59,389 --> 00:40:00,589
Adam Ferrara.
988
00:40:00,623 --> 00:40:01,757
[Laughter]
989
00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:02,958
That's Adam Ferrara?
990
00:40:02,992 --> 00:40:04,159
Yep. No. No, no.
991
00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:07,229
[Laughter]
992
00:40:07,263 --> 00:40:09,498
Now it's Adam Ferrara.
993
00:40:11,334 --> 00:40:13,769
I thought the best place
to conduct my experiment
994
00:40:13,803 --> 00:40:16,738
would be an airport runway in Compton.
995
00:40:16,773 --> 00:40:19,608
All I needed was a 2,000-watt generator,
996
00:40:19,642 --> 00:40:21,476
a test vehicle,
997
00:40:21,511 --> 00:40:26,048
and someone willing to
risk their life for science.
998
00:40:26,082 --> 00:40:27,816
You look great.
999
00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:30,585
Look at this. I have
cameras all over the place
1000
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:32,521
ha-ha! Really good.
1001
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:33,922
All right, so here's the plan...
1002
00:40:33,957 --> 00:40:35,624
You're gonna be in the back of the truck.
1003
00:40:35,658 --> 00:40:37,292
When I get a little low on juice,
1004
00:40:37,327 --> 00:40:39,695
I want you to throw me the power
cord right through the open top.
1005
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:40,896
Perfect.
1006
00:40:40,930 --> 00:40:43,865
- Charge it up, be good to go.
- Got it.
1007
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,934
Who's driving the truck?
1008
00:40:45,969 --> 00:40:46,969
He is.
1009
00:40:50,006 --> 00:40:51,540
Oh.
1010
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,241
That's why we got you the harness.
1011
00:40:54,811 --> 00:40:57,546
I was pretty sure we were
about to make history,
1012
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,582
continuing the American
tradition of bold innovation.
1013
00:41:00,616 --> 00:41:03,685
All right, Adam, here's
what I want you to do...
1014
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,187
Throw me that football.
1015
00:41:05,221 --> 00:41:07,522
It's got a plug in
there. And I'll catch it.
1016
00:41:07,557 --> 00:41:10,859
We're just two kids
playing football. [Laughs]
1017
00:41:10,893 --> 00:41:13,028
All right, stig, nice and easy.
1018
00:41:13,062 --> 00:41:14,029
[Tires screech]
1019
00:41:14,063 --> 00:41:15,897
Geez!
1020
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,966
Wait up. I can't catch up.
1021
00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:20,102
He only knows one speed.
1022
00:41:20,136 --> 00:41:21,536
[Laughs]
1023
00:41:21,571 --> 00:41:23,005
Stig, slow down.
1024
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,440
Too much!
1025
00:41:25,475 --> 00:41:28,143
All right, we can do it. Hit it!
1026
00:41:28,177 --> 00:41:30,212
Stig, nice and easy.
1027
00:41:30,246 --> 00:41:31,346
[Tires screech]
1028
00:41:31,381 --> 00:41:33,548
I didn't factor into this experiment
1029
00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:36,051
that the stig only knows how to drive fast.
1030
00:41:36,085 --> 00:41:38,787
Eventually, he got bored with the truck,
1031
00:41:38,821 --> 00:41:41,056
so I took advantage of his
window of low-speed driving
1032
00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:42,758
and gave it my best shot.
1033
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:44,593
All right, you ready?
1034
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,761
I'm ready.
1035
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,363
This is the slowest the
stig has ever driven.
1036
00:41:48,398 --> 00:41:50,298
Don't let him down.
1037
00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:54,069
Wait a minute. Wait.
1038
00:41:54,103 --> 00:41:55,771
The plane threw me.
1039
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,172
Come on.
1040
00:41:57,206 --> 00:41:59,941
Just like a football.
1041
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:01,910
Throw it! I'm coming!
1042
00:42:06,115 --> 00:42:07,749
Wood: All right, that didn't work.
1043
00:42:07,784 --> 00:42:09,251
Ferrara: All right, you ready?
1044
00:42:09,285 --> 00:42:10,685
I'm ready.
1045
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,487
[Tires screech]
1046
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:20,796
Yeah! Yes!
1047
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,597
Aw, come on, you unplugged it!
1048
00:42:22,632 --> 00:42:24,399
You ready?
1049
00:42:24,434 --> 00:42:25,734
Oh, I got it! I got it!
1050
00:42:25,768 --> 00:42:26,768
Oh, crap!
1051
00:42:27,970 --> 00:42:29,137
All right.
1052
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:31,073
Now, listen, we're gonna do it this time.
1053
00:42:31,107 --> 00:42:32,240
I feel good about it.
1054
00:42:32,275 --> 00:42:34,643
Right here. Right in the old breadbasket.
1055
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:37,412
Hit it!
1056
00:42:37,447 --> 00:42:39,481
Touchdown! I got it!
1057
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,016
I got it!
1058
00:42:41,050 --> 00:42:44,920
Thankfully, range anxiety
would be a thing of the past.
1059
00:42:44,954 --> 00:42:46,555
Yeah! Plug it in! Hold on.
1060
00:42:46,589 --> 00:42:49,024
Stay with me. I'm plugging.
1061
00:42:49,058 --> 00:42:50,792
We got it! You got it?
1062
00:42:50,827 --> 00:42:52,294
I'm charging! Yes!
1063
00:42:52,328 --> 00:42:54,629
- I'm charging while driving!
- Great!
1064
00:42:54,664 --> 00:42:57,065
- How many amps is that?
- 15.
1065
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,633
I need 400.
1066
00:42:58,668 --> 00:43:00,602
A couple days, you should be fine.
1067
00:43:00,636 --> 00:43:03,071
We could do this as a service for people...
1068
00:43:03,106 --> 00:43:06,541
Rut and Adam's electro refueling.
1069
00:43:06,576 --> 00:43:07,843
I knew it would work!
1070
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:09,711
You're a man of science, Rutledge Wood.
1071
00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:11,780
This is genius!
1072
00:43:11,814 --> 00:43:13,682
Well, it's something.
1073
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,717
It only takes a truck
getting 17 miles a gallon
1074
00:43:15,751 --> 00:43:17,486
for an electric car to charge.
1075
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,653
You're saving the earth.
1076
00:43:18,688 --> 00:43:19,688
One charge at a time.
1077
00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:21,857
Excellent.
1078
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:25,160
[Cheers and applause]
1079
00:43:25,194 --> 00:43:29,231
I don't know why you keep
encouraging our man Rutledge.
1080
00:43:29,265 --> 00:43:32,968
I mean, so, your solution for
everybody who owns an electric car
1081
00:43:33,002 --> 00:43:35,537
is to buy a gas-powered
truck, a gas-powered generator,
1082
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,806
and have him lead you
around everywhere you go.
1083
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,274
It's genius. [Laughter]
1084
00:43:39,308 --> 00:43:42,711
It's about as good an idea as you
getting behind the wheel of a race truck.
1085
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,379
Aw. [Audience groans]
1086
00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,747
I'm just saying. All right, all right.
1087
00:43:45,781 --> 00:43:47,249
I think the important thing to remember is,
1088
00:43:47,283 --> 00:43:49,084
we've all learned something
here today. Thank you.
1089
00:43:49,118 --> 00:43:52,310
We've learned never to let you be in
charge of this programme ever again.
1090
00:43:52,311 --> 00:43:55,111
That's all we have. We see you next time.
1091
00:43:55,112 --> 00:43:58,112
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