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Now on Top Gear.
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We go car shopping
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for one of the most famous
people in America. Go.
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Which one of our
convertibles will he choose?
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Go, go, go, go!
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[Tires screech]
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[Screams]
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It's really windy!
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[Tires screech]
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Sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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when a celebrity goes
shopping for a new car,
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he doesn't drive to a dealership
and look around the lot.
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He has the cars brought to him.
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One of the biggest dealers in New England
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had asked us to drive three
high-end cars from his lot
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to a client 200 miles
away in New York City.
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We chose our favorites and
met up in Massachusetts.
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[Engine shuts off]
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[Beeping]
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It may be a little hard to get out of,
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but when money is no object,
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is there a better car in the world
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than the Lamborghini Murci�lago Roadster?
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If you look up "exotic" in the
dictionary, there's no words.
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There's just a picture of this
car slathered across the pages.
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And at just over $420,000, it's
the perfect car for a celebrity.
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[Classical music plays]
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[Laughs]
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Huh?
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Bentley continental GTC, my friend.
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How is it that even when you get a new car,
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it's still old or for old people?
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This isn't old. This is iconic.
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I mean, who would drive this, Bob hope?
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Kobe Bryant has one of these.
Kim Kardashian has one of these.
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Mike Tyson has one of these.
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Any people that I would care about?
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And when does your new cd drop?
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So, yeah, it's very popular with rappers
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because they have incredible
taste in style. Yeah,
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'cause when you think of
taste and class, it's Ludacris.
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Well, Luda doesn't own one,
but 50 Cent does, young jeezy.
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And look at the craftsmanship!
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Wood: Please don't touch that.
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Oh, wow.
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Don't. Seriously, don't touch that.
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Is this imported duct tape?
That's like 25 grand, man.
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25 grand for that? [Chuckling] Yeah.
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But, I mean, this is just
style. This is panache.
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Here comes panache now.
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[Horn honks]
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Oh, the horn is so weak.
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[Laughs]
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Wow. You went German. I'm stunned.
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Behold, gentlemen.
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The incognito super car.
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The Porsche Turbo S Cabriolet.
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The incognito super car.
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Yeah. Celebrities are
always in the spotlight,
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so why do you need to show off with that?
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This is for somebody who
actually enjoys driving.
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These are for celebrities.
This is comm, my friend.
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A 911. They're grocery-getters!
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This grocery-getter is
faster than this $400,000...
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Oh, is that true? How fast do you go?
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How fast will that go?
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2.7 zero to 60.
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- What's your top speed?
- 196.
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Oh, really? 205!
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How fast will it go with the top on?
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100. It says don't go more
than that or it'll blow off.
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Our three convertibles
were completely different...
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Old,
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lame,
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and just right.
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Son of a...
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To help figure out which would
be the best for our buyer,
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we'd be doing a series of challenges
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on our way to New York.
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We were headed to our
to our first challenge
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in Kingston, New York.
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I was confident I'd gotten
inside the celebrity mind
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with my half-million-dollar
ego booster.
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This could be the most
impractical car in the world,
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but are most celebrities practical?
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No.
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This car shouts, "look at me, world!
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I've done something
notable in some regard."
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Ferrara: The Bentley's
all about craftsmanship.
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The leather in here is made
from 11 different hides.
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It's like a small herd has gone
into the interior of this car.
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That Porsche? Please.
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That's a real-estate
developer from Sacramento
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trying to convince girls half his age
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that he was a Navy S.E.A.L. and
his wife doesn't understand him.
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Foust: I think for this car, I was
kind of picturing like a Matt Damon.
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I mean, Seinfeld has
a lot of these already.
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He's in New York. Damon's in New York.
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For a celebrity in New York,
it just gets the job done.
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George Clooney. Kobe Bryant.
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Justin Bieber. Bieber
would love this thing.
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Sir Elton John. The queen of england.
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Which I think is the same person.
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Wood: Beyonc� would love this car.
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You could even put a baby seat right here.
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It would be great, honestly,
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if it was like Paris
Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.
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Someone that makes questionable
decisions would love this car.
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We arrived for our first challenge,
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where we'd also be getting our first clue
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to who our mystery celebrity was.
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All right.
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"Your celebrity client is a huge
golf fan "and has been described
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"as one of the most
well-groomed stars in America.
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"To prove your super car can
haul ass to the golf course
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"and keep a celebrity camera-ready,
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you will race a golf ball
hit by a professional."
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How you doing?
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"You must beat the golf ball 250
yards wearing the contents of the box."
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[Sighs]
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Holy crap. Oh.
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Oh, it's just... It's a rat's nest.
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Yeah.
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It's like a hairpiece. Is it human?
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It's a toupee.
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- Our celebrity wears a toupee?
- That could be anybody.
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Do you guys know how to take
the tops down on your cars?
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Ew. Mnh-mnh.
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Oh. Oh, it's one of those.
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Oh, it's one of those.
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Okay.
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One button. Be a button. Be just a button.
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There it is.
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Ah!
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Ha ha!
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I think that's that. That's how that works.
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Really?!
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Okay. Getting tight on me, gramp.
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[Laughs]
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He knows his way around a '78 Volkswagen
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like nobody's business. Mm-hmm.
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You get him around a $400,000 car...
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It's like a tent.
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You went to school for... Yeah.
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Oh! Look how easy that was.
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That took no time at all.
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- Yeah, you win.
- What are you gonna do with that?
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I'm just gonna leave this
over in the grass for a minute.
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25 grand, and you leave it on the grass.
- It's fine.
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Ferrara: Since Rut finished
last, we made him go first.
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[Sighs]
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This is it.
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I'm in an Italian super car
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racing an American hitting a gold ball,
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and I look like I'm Canadian.
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You know, the wig actually
works with that car.
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It kind of does.
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Let's do it.
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Okay, Rut. Here we go.
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In three, two, one.
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Go!
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[Tires screech]
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Second gear, here we go!
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Straight at us. Yeah, that's not good.
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Here we go! Yeah! There goes my hair!
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Oh. Damn it.
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Oh, my gosh. That thing's fast.
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Yeah. That was really fast.
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But useless. Lost his hair. No good.
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Valiant try, my friend.
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I'll be honest, it was violent.
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The suction is incredible.
I thought I lost my shirt.
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You're up next. Okay.
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Look out for flying balls, fellas.
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Look at this.
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I feel like I'm mourning
the loss of my husband,
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so I took the money and bought a Bentley.
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God, I miss Lou.
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If there's any car that's gonna
keep the hairpiece, it's the Bentley.
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That's what I think.
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But he's not gonna get
the golf ball. No way.
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That's what this is all about. That
thing doesn't have enough power.
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[Engine revs] John, you ready?
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Ready!
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Wait a minute. Bend your knees.
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Follow through.
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Foust: All right, Adam. Here we go.
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In three, two, one.
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Go!
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Here it comes.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Hair on! Hair on! Hair on!
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Here's the ball. Here's the ball.
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Yes!
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[Laughs]
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Wow.
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Ha ha! I still got my hair!
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Wow. It smoked him, didn't it?
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See, I beat the ball, which
is much more important.
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You lost huge. Ball was gone.
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Wasn't even close. All right.
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But my hair's on, and I look
good. Yeah, but you're late.
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Look, if you want to show
up on time with your hair,
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get a Porsche.
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You forgot your hair. Wood:
Get a good look at that.
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You're gonna be wearing one of those
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in about five more years. Thanks.
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Hey, it happens to a lot of guys.
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Not to me, but it happens to a lot of guys.
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Yeah. It's genetic.
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Foust: All right. Here's the deal...
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This is one of the fastest
production cars on the planet.
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If Rutledge can beat that golf ball,
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then I can beat that golf ball.
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The problem is keeping the wig on.
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So that's why I'm gonna bring this up,
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which will block the air
from coming this direction.
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But, you know, this kind of fits, actually.
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I used to have a hairdo like this
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when I was a ski bum in
vail, except it was orange.
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Okay. We're good to go, John.
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Oh, man. Pressure is on.
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Here we go, Tanner. Three, two, one.
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Go!
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Foust: Coming up, the clues get weirder...
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Guys...
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Is that a sit 'n' scoot?
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...As we head to New York City
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to meet up with our celebrity client.
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To deliver three expensive convertibles
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to a celebrity buyer.
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Along the way, the challenges we'd face
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would give us clues to who it was.
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[Tires screech]
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The first test we faced
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was racing a golf ball down a runway
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wearing a hairpiece.
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My half-million-dollar
Murci�lago
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had beaten the ball but lost me the wig.
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There went my hair!
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Adam's Bentley had kept his wig on
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but couldn't outrun the ball.
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Yes!
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[Laughs]
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Now it was Tanner's turn in his 911 Turbo.
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I'd like the ball to beat Tanner
and for him to lose his hair.
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- Is that possible?
- I think so. I hope so.
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Here we go, Tanner.
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[Beep, engine revs]
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Go!
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Go! Go, go, go, go!
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Where's the ball? Where's the ball?
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That thing is fast.
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Yeah!
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Was that a fist pump? Yeah.
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Girl power.
259
00:12:03,158 --> 00:12:05,626
And the hair is still on!
260
00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:08,796
[Tires screech]
261
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:11,398
Why does he do this?
262
00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:20,674
And he thinks he's not a
showoff, for the record.
263
00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:23,210
Yeah!
264
00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:24,711
You look like...
265
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:27,214
Danny Bonaduce from "The Partridge Family."
266
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:28,282
[Chuckling] Yeah.
267
00:12:28,316 --> 00:12:29,783
What is this?
268
00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:31,452
Why did you put a wind screen up?
269
00:12:31,486 --> 00:12:33,120
Does yours not have one of those?
270
00:12:33,154 --> 00:12:34,154
No.
271
00:12:34,189 --> 00:12:36,290
Well, that would mean that it's not suited
272
00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:38,025
for celebrity usage, I'm afraid.
273
00:12:38,059 --> 00:12:40,994
However, you guys are clearly
deflecting from the point.
274
00:12:41,029 --> 00:12:43,997
Not only did I blow the
doors off the golf ball,
275
00:12:44,032 --> 00:12:45,966
I also got there looking good.
276
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,368
[Applause] That one got you.
277
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:51,205
I got to be honest, that was so
cool, outrunning the golf ball.
278
00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:52,673
Did you think it was possible?
279
00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:54,308
I had no idea we could do that. We.
280
00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:56,376
By we, you mean the two of us.
281
00:12:56,411 --> 00:12:58,612
Yes. I had no idea. Yeah, that was great.
282
00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:00,547
Yeah. I'm so happy for the both of you.
283
00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:02,749
I have to get you a card. I really do.
284
00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:04,251
Yeah. That would be nice.
285
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:05,919
All right, let's try and
figure out who the celebrity is.
286
00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:07,087
So, what do we know?
287
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,356
All right. So far, we
know that they like golf.
288
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,357
Mm-hmm.
289
00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:11,892
They've got great hair.
290
00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:13,694
Oh! I got nothing.
291
00:13:13,728 --> 00:13:16,163
Yeah. Let's just hope
that this next challenge
292
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tells us more about who they might be.
293
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:22,836
Foust: So it was one to nothing for my 911.
294
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:26,707
Our next challenge was 30 miles
away at a private racetrack.
295
00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:29,409
The drive there was prime
super car territory...
296
00:13:29,444 --> 00:13:32,679
Beautiful winding, country roads
297
00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:34,548
past picture-perfect villages.
298
00:13:34,582 --> 00:13:36,383
I was loving it.
299
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:37,518
[Tires screech]
300
00:13:37,552 --> 00:13:39,720
Oh, yeah. Now we are talking.
301
00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:43,757
Rutledge's experience was different.
302
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,826
[Burps]
303
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:46,827
[Sighs]
304
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:48,795
Oh, boy.
305
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:51,698
Daddy's getting a little
bit nauseous on this road.
306
00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:54,468
Oh, boy.
307
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,672
The Lamborghini rides
like a mechanical bull.
308
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:01,575
Wood: I'm going to hurl.
309
00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:05,946
Guys, I got to pull over for a minute.
310
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,681
I'm about to throw up.
311
00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:08,782
Are you really?
312
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:12,519
[Bleats] Wood: [Burp]
313
00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:16,557
Oh, the [Bleep] Manure.
314
00:14:16,591 --> 00:14:19,526
[Laughs] [Gagging]
315
00:14:19,561 --> 00:14:22,195
Ferrara: Take a picture
of me with the sheep.
316
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,964
Oh, God.
317
00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:25,365
That smells so bad.
318
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,967
[Gagging] Come on.
319
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:28,535
[Spitting]
320
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,771
Son of a [Bleep] I wanted to get in here.
321
00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:31,805
You all right?
322
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:33,941
I'm great. I'm just stretching.
323
00:14:33,975 --> 00:14:35,509
[Laughs]
324
00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:41,548
Luckily for Rutledge,
325
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,784
it was only a few miles to the racetrack
326
00:14:43,818 --> 00:14:46,753
where we'd be competing
in our next challenge
327
00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:49,990
and getting another clue
to our celebrity's identity.
328
00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:55,596
Look at that bank turn. That is awesome.
329
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,364
"Your celebrity client requires a car
330
00:14:57,398 --> 00:15:01,335
that's easy to get in and out
of and straightforward to drive."
331
00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:03,637
[Laughs] You're out.
332
00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:06,173
"To find out which of your
cars best meets theses needs,
333
00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:08,575
"you will each do two laps of the track.
334
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:14,047
"However, one of those laps
will be driven by a co-driver.
335
00:15:14,082 --> 00:15:17,117
Lowest combined time wins."
336
00:15:17,151 --> 00:15:18,218
Co-driver?
337
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,786
Guys.
338
00:15:19,821 --> 00:15:21,722
[Rock music plays]
339
00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:23,957
Oh, wow.
340
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:26,259
Is that a sit 'n' scoot?
341
00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:27,294
Wait, if these are our co-drivers,
342
00:15:27,328 --> 00:15:29,363
does that mean our celebrity is really old?
343
00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:30,998
I thought I smelled bengay.
344
00:15:31,032 --> 00:15:33,266
They're talking about us.
345
00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:35,302
Foust: They can hear
you. They can't hear us.
346
00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:37,838
They have hearing aids. They turn
those things up. It's like bionic.
347
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:39,072
All: Hi, ladies.
348
00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:40,073
Hello.
349
00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:41,141
Whoa!
350
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:42,809
Ferrara: You're ready to go, aren't you?
351
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:44,411
Look at this daredevil. I'm Tanner.
352
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:45,912
Hello. I'm Mary.
353
00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:47,347
Ellie. Wood: Hi, Ellie.
354
00:15:47,382 --> 00:15:49,049
Ferrara: Adam. Nice to see you.
355
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,018
I don't know how to ask
this. Do you guys still drive?
356
00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,252
Yeah.
357
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,988
Yes, I do. I do. Absolutely.
358
00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:58,358
I noticed... what? That's a fair question.
359
00:15:58,393 --> 00:16:00,060
Have you ever been in a Lamborghini?
360
00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:01,261
A who?
361
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:02,996
Okay. Perfect. Who is it?
362
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:06,366
I think we should go in the Porsche, Hetty.
363
00:16:06,401 --> 00:16:07,968
Which one is that?
364
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:11,672
Mary? I think me and you should
go in the Bentley. All right.
365
00:16:11,706 --> 00:16:13,607
Oh, my God.
366
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:14,741
Hetty, let's go.
367
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,143
Ellie? What?
368
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,979
Beautiful, that leaves you and me. In what?
369
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:21,014
We're gonna go in the
Lamborghini. The whom?
370
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,650
Wood: We had a few minutes before the race
371
00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:26,620
to get our co-drivers
acquainted with our cars.
372
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,555
Just watch your head on the door.
373
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:29,656
There you go. Yes.
374
00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:31,091
Okay. Perfect. [Screams]
375
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,126
Are you okay?
376
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,329
Mary: Whoa.
377
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,365
[Tires screech]
378
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:41,034
[Laughs]
379
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,503
Oh, my goodness.
380
00:16:43,538 --> 00:16:44,838
Where's the ambulance?
381
00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:52,879
[Screams]
382
00:16:52,914 --> 00:16:55,849
So, we come in here high,
right? So you slow in. Okay.
383
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,851
Then you go fast. Balls out.
384
00:16:57,885 --> 00:16:59,252
Balls out. Okay.
385
00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:00,620
Whoa.
386
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,656
There you go.
387
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,559
So, this goes up a gear to the next gear.
388
00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:08,895
And this goes down a
gear. Did you hear that?
389
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:10,130
Right.
390
00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:14,134
Now, does that have anything
to do with the speed?
391
00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:16,870
Yeah. The faster you go,
the higher gear you go into.
392
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:19,673
It's the same. You have a
gas pedal and a brake pedal.
393
00:17:19,707 --> 00:17:22,409
Is there a gas pedal? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
394
00:17:22,443 --> 00:17:23,643
Yeah, there's a gas pedal.
395
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,379
Ellie: This speed is fine.
396
00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:29,916
This is 25 miles an hour. That's fine.
397
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:32,085
Okay.
398
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,820
We are gonna have to race my friends,
399
00:17:33,855 --> 00:17:36,056
and it's kind of important that I do well.
400
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,158
That would seem really fast to you? 30.
401
00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:41,161
30. Okay. Let's do that.
402
00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:42,763
Oh, there we are.
403
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:50,036
Training was over, and it was time to race.
404
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,706
Adam was up first in his
old-man car with his old lady.
405
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:56,643
Wow. They both look so nervous.
They're so scared. Deer in headlights.
406
00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:59,045
Why don't you step on the
brake? Oh. Wait a minute.
407
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,515
Ooh. [Laughs] No, that's
the gas. There's the brake.
408
00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:04,317
Three, two, one.
409
00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:05,719
Go!
410
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,721
That's it, Mary. Get some, baby!
411
00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:09,456
There you go.
412
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:10,791
Hetty: Oh, my gosh.
413
00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:11,858
You see that, Ellie?
414
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:12,893
Mary: [Laughs]
415
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:15,162
Okay. Coming to the turn. To the turn.
416
00:18:15,196 --> 00:18:18,198
There's the apex. And then right out.
417
00:18:18,232 --> 00:18:20,233
Balls out. Balls out, baby!
418
00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:23,970
That's it. Oh, Mary.
419
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:26,807
I think she found the bottom
of the gas pedal there.
420
00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:29,109
Whoa! Good job.
421
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:30,811
[Tires screech]
422
00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,679
I hear tires squealing.
423
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,147
What does that mean?
424
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:36,416
That means that she is gonna
be faster than Adam. Okay.
425
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,953
Foust: Mary's lap was fast,
and she was enjoying herself.
426
00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:40,954
Stop, stop, stop.
427
00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,589
But that was all about to change.
428
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,857
Oh, gosh.
429
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:45,826
Go, go, go, go, go!
430
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,894
Okay. I'm okay. Get in. You get in.
431
00:18:47,929 --> 00:18:50,263
Is he pushing? He just scooted her in.
432
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:53,333
[Engine revs]
433
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,367
[Tires screech]
434
00:18:54,402 --> 00:18:56,002
Oh. No one is safe.
435
00:18:56,037 --> 00:18:58,405
[Screams]
436
00:18:58,439 --> 00:19:01,007
Adam, this is not so
good. This is too fast.
437
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:04,578
We didn't practice like this, Adam!
Stop! We're almost there, Mary.
438
00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:07,013
[Screams]
439
00:19:07,048 --> 00:19:09,850
We scream, run.
440
00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:12,786
Don't second-guess it. Just run.
441
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,955
You know what? Let's flip
your handles up just in case.
442
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:18,358
I want to see my grandchildren. You will.
443
00:19:18,392 --> 00:19:20,227
We'll go to them right now.
444
00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:21,862
One more turn and we're home.
Don't worry. All right. Okay.
445
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,597
Here he comes. Oh. Coming in hot.
446
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:25,332
Coming in hot.
447
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:26,466
[Tires screech]
448
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,734
[Screams]
449
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:29,069
There.
450
00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,939
[Laughs]
451
00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:35,242
Give me something, girl. Good job.
452
00:19:35,276 --> 00:19:37,010
We did it! Yes.
453
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,411
Foust: I was up next,
454
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:42,115
and we had to beat Adam
and Mary's time of 2:50.
455
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,417
Okay. This is the brake.
456
00:19:44,452 --> 00:19:45,719
Yes.
457
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:47,254
Where's the gas pedal?
458
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:49,155
It's on the right. Oh. [Laughs]
459
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,790
You got it, right? I got it.
460
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:53,927
Okay. Time to beat is 2:50. 2:50.
461
00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,862
Okay. You ready?
462
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:58,665
Three...
463
00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,766
Two...
464
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,067
One. Go!
465
00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:02,535
Full throttle.
466
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,204
Foust: Coming up, we find out
467
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,273
just how easy our super
cars are to drive...
468
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:09,743
Whee! We are flying!
469
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:12,412
...And we hit the big apple.
470
00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:13,914
Two, one. Go!
471
00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:15,982
[Tires screech]
472
00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:19,630
Welcome back to "Top Gear."
473
00:20:19,665 --> 00:20:21,632
We were on our way to New York City
474
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,602
to deliver what we thought
was the perfect convertible
475
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,737
for our mystery celebrity client.
476
00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:29,273
Now, he or she was gonna
just use one of these cars,
477
00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:32,176
and each challenge was
supposed to give us a clue
478
00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:33,478
as to their identity.
479
00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:34,580
Yeah, and our latest challenge had to do
480
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,748
with a racetrack and a grandmother.
481
00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:37,716
Which is very confusing.
482
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:40,986
Does that mean or celebrity
is old or just likes old women?
483
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:43,222
Ooh. Could be Ashton
kutcher. He likes old ladies.
484
00:20:43,256 --> 00:20:44,390
That's true.
485
00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:45,891
Now, what were you thinking
about the Lamborghini?
486
00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:46,959
I mean, did you just take
487
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,594
the most expensive car you could find?
488
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,629
No. That car's perfect for a celebrity.
489
00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:52,164
It's over the top, and you know what?
490
00:20:52,198 --> 00:20:54,032
Me and my granny are gonna prove it to you,
491
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:56,602
'cause we're gonna beat both
of you guys on the track.
492
00:20:57,871 --> 00:20:59,905
Wood: We were in the middle
of our second challenge,
493
00:20:59,939 --> 00:21:02,808
which was a relay race around a track...
494
00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:04,176
Good job.
495
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,844
...With grandmothers for co-drivers.
496
00:21:05,879 --> 00:21:07,579
[Screams]
497
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,449
Adam had gone first and set a time of 2:50.
498
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,050
We did it! Yes.
499
00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:14,520
The plastic surgeon was up next.
500
00:21:14,554 --> 00:21:15,721
Go! Full throttle.
501
00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:17,723
Ferrara: And Hetty's off! Hetty: Whoo!
502
00:21:17,757 --> 00:21:19,625
Keep to the right. Keep going faster.
503
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:20,793
Good.
504
00:21:20,827 --> 00:21:24,196
We may have underestimated Hetty. Wow.
505
00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:28,233
The demon inside Hetty is coming out.
506
00:21:28,268 --> 00:21:31,703
She is really, really going for it.
507
00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,939
Ellie, you don't have a
heart condition, right? I had.
508
00:21:33,973 --> 00:21:35,407
Really? Yeah.
509
00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:38,177
Getting ready for your big
moment on the straightaway.
510
00:21:38,211 --> 00:21:40,579
And full throttle. Right to the floor.
511
00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:42,915
Foot all the way to the floor.
All the way. All the way down.
512
00:21:42,949 --> 00:21:45,117
All the way to the floor. Go,
go, go. It's got more than that.
513
00:21:45,151 --> 00:21:48,420
Go, go, go, go, go! Faster, faster, faster!
514
00:21:48,455 --> 00:21:50,689
Listen to her! She's opening it up.
515
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:52,925
Good. Get ready to brake. And brake.
516
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:55,060
Slow it down.
517
00:21:55,094 --> 00:21:56,428
And stop. Stop.
518
00:21:56,463 --> 00:21:58,497
Look at her. Good girl.
Ellie: Nice. Very nice.
519
00:21:58,531 --> 00:22:01,567
Come on out. Come on out. I got it.
520
00:22:01,601 --> 00:22:02,801
Nice and easy.
521
00:22:02,836 --> 00:22:04,937
Be a gentleman. You be a gentleman!
522
00:22:04,971 --> 00:22:08,240
At the halfway point, our time was 1:50.
523
00:22:08,274 --> 00:22:10,175
I had some work to do.
524
00:22:12,979 --> 00:22:14,913
Hetty: [Laughing] Oh, my God.
525
00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:18,884
All right. I think you
were very close there,
526
00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:20,652
but I think we might be
just a little bit behind.
527
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:23,555
So I'm gonna have to push through.
528
00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:26,592
Have to make it up. I
trust you. I trust you.
529
00:22:26,626 --> 00:22:28,861
[Tires screech]
530
00:22:28,895 --> 00:22:29,928
Oh, my gosh.
531
00:22:29,963 --> 00:22:31,597
That's not the tires. That's Hetty.
532
00:22:31,631 --> 00:22:33,465
Wow. This car is so fast.
533
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,900
Faster than I did.
534
00:22:34,934 --> 00:22:38,036
Yes. That is a good point.
535
00:22:38,071 --> 00:22:40,772
You're doing good?
You're doing okay, right?
536
00:22:40,807 --> 00:22:44,443
[Tires screech]
537
00:22:44,477 --> 00:22:47,913
Oh, my God. Poor Hetty.
538
00:22:47,947 --> 00:22:49,748
I'm glad I wasn't in that car.
539
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:50,749
Hmm.
540
00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:52,484
That was great.
541
00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:56,989
With a time of 2:39, my
Porsche was back in the lead.
542
00:22:57,023 --> 00:23:00,626
On paper, Rut's super-fast
lambo is the car to beat,
543
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:04,129
but Rut was taking no chances
in getting Ellie pumped.
544
00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:06,365
Just remember we're gonna go as fast as...
545
00:23:06,399 --> 00:23:07,866
As I feel like.
546
00:23:07,901 --> 00:23:09,434
As you feel comfortable. Absolutely.
547
00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:12,337
But just keep in mind, do you see
those two guys over there? Yeah.
548
00:23:12,372 --> 00:23:16,241
Those are the knuckleheads I'm
trying to beat. I know that.
549
00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:18,076
I could use a win here, okay? I hope so.
550
00:23:18,111 --> 00:23:19,278
Ready? Mm-hmm.
551
00:23:19,312 --> 00:23:20,679
Three...
552
00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,180
Two...
553
00:23:22,215 --> 00:23:24,816
Both: ...One. Go!
554
00:23:24,851 --> 00:23:27,486
It's the big one on the
right. Yep. That's it.
555
00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:32,424
A little more gas. Little
more gas. Yeah, to the right.
556
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,192
To the right, to the right,
to the right, to the right.
557
00:23:34,227 --> 00:23:36,161
To the right. Okay, perfect.
558
00:23:36,195 --> 00:23:40,132
That is 22 miles an hour!
559
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:42,568
Whee! We are flying.
560
00:23:46,239 --> 00:23:47,706
It sounds good. Listen, listen. Yeah.
561
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,675
I don't think it's out
of first gear, though.
562
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:50,809
Uh-oh.
563
00:23:50,843 --> 00:23:53,579
Wood: We got to stay on the track.
564
00:23:53,613 --> 00:23:56,114
[Laughs]
565
00:23:56,149 --> 00:23:58,317
That's 50!
566
00:23:58,351 --> 00:24:01,987
Look at you! Look at you! 50 miles an hour.
567
00:24:03,723 --> 00:24:05,324
Ferrara: Here they come.
568
00:24:05,358 --> 00:24:06,992
Here they come. Here she
comes. Here she comes.
569
00:24:07,026 --> 00:24:09,361
Wood: And stop. Brakes, brakes, brakes.
570
00:24:09,395 --> 00:24:10,662
Okay.
571
00:24:10,697 --> 00:24:12,264
Come on. Get out, Ellie! Hurry!
572
00:24:12,298 --> 00:24:14,366
You're doing so great. Look at you!
573
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,401
You don't need that sit 'n' scoot!
574
00:24:16,436 --> 00:24:18,971
Wood: At the changeover, there
was still everything to play for.
575
00:24:19,005 --> 00:24:20,906
This was gonna be the lambo's day.
576
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,608
How fast does he need to go?
577
00:24:22,642 --> 00:24:24,509
He's got to do a nine-second lap.
578
00:24:24,544 --> 00:24:27,379
[Engine revs] Ellie: [Screaming]
579
00:24:27,413 --> 00:24:28,647
Wood: I'm sorry.
580
00:24:28,681 --> 00:24:31,750
I just got to make up a
little bit of time here.
581
00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:36,922
[Screams]
582
00:24:36,956 --> 00:24:39,491
Oh! [Speaks indistinctly]
583
00:24:40,593 --> 00:24:42,427
[Screams]
584
00:24:42,462 --> 00:24:43,862
Get ready. Get ready.
585
00:24:45,531 --> 00:24:48,300
Attaboy! That's enough!
586
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:49,601
[Tires screech]
587
00:24:49,636 --> 00:24:51,303
All right. I'm getting out.
588
00:24:51,337 --> 00:24:52,604
[Sighs]
589
00:24:52,639 --> 00:24:53,972
Nice work, Rut.
590
00:24:54,007 --> 00:24:55,073
[Applause]
591
00:24:55,108 --> 00:24:56,341
Bang-up job.
592
00:24:56,376 --> 00:24:57,876
Watch. Here, just...
593
00:24:57,910 --> 00:25:00,212
Bless your heart. Oh.
594
00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:03,448
Foust: Here you go, Ellie.
595
00:25:03,483 --> 00:25:05,350
Oh, you guys are dropping that off for her.
596
00:25:05,385 --> 00:25:06,618
Just wanted to bring your scooter.
597
00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:09,021
Did we or did we not have
the time of our lives!?
598
00:25:09,055 --> 00:25:10,822
The time of our lives.
599
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:13,158
You had a long time of
your life. Well, how long?
600
00:25:13,192 --> 00:25:15,560
3:49 worth of great.
601
00:25:15,595 --> 00:25:16,928
Mm.
602
00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:18,163
So that means...
603
00:25:18,197 --> 00:25:20,666
The Porsche is the
easiest super car to drive.
604
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:22,234
Granny power. Oh, give me a hug, Hetty.
605
00:25:22,268 --> 00:25:23,969
Oh, how nice. You did great, Mary.
606
00:25:24,003 --> 00:25:25,937
Mary: We came in second.
607
00:25:25,972 --> 00:25:28,173
Thank you very much. Take care.
608
00:25:28,207 --> 00:25:30,275
You can get home on that scooter.
609
00:25:30,309 --> 00:25:32,044
Oh, thanks.
610
00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:40,152
Bye, Lamborghini.
611
00:25:40,186 --> 00:25:42,154
Bye, Bentley.
612
00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:44,423
We headed out and learned something new...
613
00:25:44,457 --> 00:25:47,259
Whatever their age,
there's no woman on earth
614
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:50,295
that Tanner doesn't
feel the need to impress.
615
00:25:50,329 --> 00:25:54,566
[Tires screeching]
616
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,868
Be still, my heart. [Laughs]
617
00:25:57,837 --> 00:26:00,772
Foust: With two challenges
done and a 2-0 lead,
618
00:26:00,807 --> 00:26:03,475
my 911 was looking like
the perfect chohoice
619
00:26:03,509 --> 00:26:05,043
for our mystery celebrity.
620
00:26:05,078 --> 00:26:07,546
But as we headed to an
address near central park,
621
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:10,482
we still didn't know for
sure who our client was.
622
00:26:10,516 --> 00:26:14,319
If our celebrity is Dennis rodman...
623
00:26:14,353 --> 00:26:16,455
Rutledge wins.
624
00:26:16,489 --> 00:26:19,357
If it's Dr. Ruth, Adam wins.
625
00:26:19,392 --> 00:26:22,294
Everything in between
626
00:26:22,328 --> 00:26:24,930
falls in the category of the Porsche Turbo.
627
00:26:24,964 --> 00:26:26,998
I'm just playing the percentages, here.
628
00:26:27,033 --> 00:26:28,333
That's all. It's just science.
629
00:26:38,344 --> 00:26:42,481
Ferrara: Gentlemen, welcome to my town.
630
00:26:42,515 --> 00:26:45,817
Hey, it's really windy!
631
00:26:45,852 --> 00:26:48,887
Put your head back down!
632
00:26:48,921 --> 00:26:51,423
It's really windy!
633
00:26:51,457 --> 00:26:54,459
All right, Adam.
634
00:26:54,494 --> 00:26:56,495
Maybe you should get in the front.
635
00:26:56,529 --> 00:26:58,530
I'm not exactly sure where we're headed.
636
00:26:58,564 --> 00:27:02,100
Don't take the fdr.
They're working on the fdr.
637
00:27:02,135 --> 00:27:04,002
Don't go on the...
638
00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:06,671
I'm already on the fdr. I'm committed.
639
00:27:06,706 --> 00:27:08,039
[Siren wails]
640
00:27:10,676 --> 00:27:13,211
Where are we?
641
00:27:13,246 --> 00:27:15,614
I don't know.
642
00:27:15,648 --> 00:27:17,149
And Adam's not behind you?
643
00:27:17,183 --> 00:27:20,152
No. I think Adam took a
little new yorker's shortcut.
644
00:27:22,221 --> 00:27:28,527
Lost in New York City in a $400,000 car.
645
00:27:28,561 --> 00:27:32,764
My lambo is great at going
fast and standing still,
646
00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:34,166
but anything in between
647
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,002
was proving to be a
little more complicated.
648
00:27:37,036 --> 00:27:39,638
[Engine sputtering]
649
00:27:39,672 --> 00:27:43,909
[Laughs]
650
00:27:45,311 --> 00:27:46,511
[Bleep]
651
00:27:46,546 --> 00:27:48,313
Violent!
652
00:27:48,347 --> 00:27:50,816
I feel like a should put a
piece of wood in your mouth
653
00:27:50,850 --> 00:27:52,517
so you don't bite your tongue off.
654
00:27:52,552 --> 00:27:53,919
I may have made a mistake.
655
00:27:53,953 --> 00:27:57,122
Driving this car in New York City
656
00:27:57,156 --> 00:28:00,826
may not be the best idea ever.
657
00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:04,362
[Tires screech intermittently]
658
00:28:04,397 --> 00:28:07,866
Clutch. Clutch getting a little sore.
659
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,868
Can't drive a stick?
660
00:28:09,902 --> 00:28:13,104
No, I swear. It's automatic!
661
00:28:14,874 --> 00:28:17,075
You don't have to explain
yourself to strangers. It's cool.
662
00:28:17,109 --> 00:28:19,277
I just wish I knew where we were going.
663
00:28:19,312 --> 00:28:21,079
I mean, Adam's the new yorker.
664
00:28:21,113 --> 00:28:23,849
I'm following the California boy, here.
665
00:28:23,883 --> 00:28:26,651
Oh, yeah, let's get in this Lane.
666
00:28:26,686 --> 00:28:29,454
Adam's driving style
makes so much more sense
667
00:28:29,488 --> 00:28:31,923
after having driven in this city.
668
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,330
Ferrara: I was the first to
arrive at our meeting point.
669
00:28:38,364 --> 00:28:40,332
Something told me
670
00:28:40,366 --> 00:28:42,300
that our celebrity client
had made a few bucks.
671
00:28:42,335 --> 00:28:44,002
But where were
the out-of-towners?
672
00:28:44,036 --> 00:28:47,305
Come on, Tanner. Come on. Come on.
673
00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:50,475
Hell, yes.
674
00:28:52,211 --> 00:28:53,945
Three, two, one. Go!
675
00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,781
[Tires screech]
676
00:29:00,219 --> 00:29:01,720
[Laughs]
677
00:29:01,754 --> 00:29:03,188
We're going to jail.
678
00:29:03,222 --> 00:29:06,224
Oh [Bleep] That was awesome.
679
00:29:06,259 --> 00:29:08,460
You can check that box on the bucket list
680
00:29:08,494 --> 00:29:12,664
for doing a burnout in
Manhattan in a Lamborghini.
681
00:29:12,698 --> 00:29:15,367
All right, I think
we're getting close here.
682
00:29:15,401 --> 00:29:16,835
All right, turning left.
683
00:29:23,676 --> 00:29:24,743
Hey, Adam is here.
684
00:29:24,777 --> 00:29:27,879
I'm pulling up behind his car right now.
685
00:29:30,883 --> 00:29:31,883
How did you get here?
686
00:29:31,918 --> 00:29:33,618
I told you, don't take the fdr.
687
00:29:33,653 --> 00:29:35,088
I was already in the FDR.
688
00:29:35,089 --> 00:29:36,821
Don't take the FDR. They're working on it.
689
00:29:36,922 --> 00:29:37,756
It's Trump.
690
00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:39,691
Of course it's Trump.
691
00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:40,959
The hair and the grandma thing.
692
00:29:40,993 --> 00:29:42,160
Golf. Money.
693
00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:43,361
[Elevator bell dings]
694
00:29:43,396 --> 00:29:45,430
- It all makes sense.
- It totally does.
695
00:29:45,464 --> 00:29:47,666
Guys. Guys. That's him.
696
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:50,001
Oh, my gosh. It's Donald Trump.
697
00:29:50,036 --> 00:29:53,905
Wood: Coming up, the
Donald goes car shopping...
698
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:56,107
But this is quicker.
It's quicker, not faster.
699
00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:58,843
...And things get tense in the board room.
700
00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:01,179
I'm gonna fire you.
701
00:30:02,988 --> 00:30:04,889
We had been asked by a high-end dealer
702
00:30:04,923 --> 00:30:07,124
to drive three convertibles to New York
703
00:30:07,159 --> 00:30:10,895
to present to Donald Trump, who
is in the market for a new car.
704
00:30:10,929 --> 00:30:13,698
Around 14 million cars are
sold every year in the U.S.
705
00:30:13,732 --> 00:30:17,168
But only 300 of those are Lamborghinis.
706
00:30:17,202 --> 00:30:18,503
It's really windy!
707
00:30:18,537 --> 00:30:20,671
That's why my choice was perfect.
708
00:30:20,706 --> 00:30:22,807
It was exclusive.
709
00:30:23,709 --> 00:30:25,776
Tanner's Porsche may have been
710
00:30:25,811 --> 00:30:27,845
the fastest and simplest
to drive in the challenges,
711
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,681
but it would all come down to the Donald.
712
00:30:31,316 --> 00:30:34,519
He's so much taller than I thought he was.
713
00:30:34,553 --> 00:30:36,187
Oh, I smell bad. I don't smell very good.
714
00:30:36,221 --> 00:30:37,488
You do smell.
715
00:30:37,523 --> 00:30:40,358
Am I sweating? Yes! You're
sweating. It's terrible.
716
00:30:42,261 --> 00:30:43,427
Trump: Hello, fellas.
717
00:30:43,462 --> 00:30:45,463
Wood: Mr. Trump, how
are you? Nice to see you.
718
00:30:45,497 --> 00:30:47,031
Rutledge wood. Nice to meet you.
719
00:30:47,065 --> 00:30:48,432
Tanner foust. Nice to meet you.
720
00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:50,034
Adam ferrara. Nice to meet you, Mr. Trump.
721
00:30:50,068 --> 00:30:52,737
We understand you're in the
market for a new convertible,
722
00:30:52,771 --> 00:30:55,072
so we'd like to present our cars to you.
723
00:30:55,107 --> 00:30:56,274
Let me see what you have.
724
00:30:56,308 --> 00:30:57,575
Let's start right over here.
725
00:30:57,609 --> 00:30:59,443
This exquisite machine
726
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,914
is the Lamborghini Murci�lago Roadster.
727
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:06,951
632 horsepower, less than 200 made a year.
728
00:31:06,985 --> 00:31:10,254
Elegance, class. It's a beautiful car.
729
00:31:10,289 --> 00:31:11,589
And I actually had one.
730
00:31:11,623 --> 00:31:13,558
You had one? I had one.
731
00:31:13,592 --> 00:31:15,593
Hmm. Very interesting.
732
00:31:15,627 --> 00:31:17,261
Okay. What do you have?
733
00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,330
I know you weren't necessarily
impressed with that,
734
00:31:19,364 --> 00:31:22,400
but this is the 2011 Turbo s cabriolet.
735
00:31:22,434 --> 00:31:24,001
This is a driver's car.
736
00:31:24,036 --> 00:31:25,903
It's the quickest out of the bunch.
737
00:31:25,938 --> 00:31:28,706
Zero to 60 in 2.7 seconds. What
do you think? Come here a minute.
738
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:31,976
You agree this is quicker
than that? It is not, sir.
739
00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:35,279
I'm not saying he's a
liar, but that's not true.
740
00:31:35,314 --> 00:31:37,882
Zero to 60 in 2.7 seconds.
741
00:31:37,916 --> 00:31:41,719
205 miles an hour. This only goes 196.
742
00:31:41,753 --> 00:31:43,955
But this is quicker.
It's quicker, not faster.
743
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,256
It's quicker.
744
00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:48,159
Listen, Mr. Trump, while
the children are arguing,
745
00:31:48,193 --> 00:31:50,194
may I show you a man's car? Let's go.
746
00:31:50,228 --> 00:31:51,996
Bentley Continental GTC.
747
00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:54,799
This car combines luxury, prestige,
748
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,667
with a racing heritage.
749
00:31:56,702 --> 00:31:58,970
The interior is made by coach builders.
750
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,972
This car has plenty of ground clearance,
751
00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,573
so you won't be scraping anywhere,
752
00:32:02,608 --> 00:32:03,975
and it's also economical.
753
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:07,411
Out of the three of them,
this one did the best on gas.
754
00:32:07,446 --> 00:32:09,580
Okay, but I'll see you up
in the office. Sound good?
755
00:32:09,615 --> 00:32:10,982
Thank you, fellas. Thank you, sir.
756
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,450
Very good. Pleasure to meet you.
757
00:32:12,484 --> 00:32:14,352
See you later. Okay.
758
00:32:14,386 --> 00:32:17,822
We just got invited to the board room.
759
00:32:17,856 --> 00:32:20,124
We're going to the board room.
760
00:32:20,158 --> 00:32:24,328
Come on. Come on. Board
room? Are you kidding me?
761
00:32:24,363 --> 00:32:25,763
[Applause]
762
00:32:25,797 --> 00:32:27,598
All right, so, pick your favorite...
763
00:32:27,633 --> 00:32:31,469
A Porsche, a Bentley, or a Lamborghini.
764
00:32:31,503 --> 00:32:33,604
Hmm. That's a hard one.
765
00:32:33,639 --> 00:32:35,873
Porsche. No. Lamborghini.
766
00:32:35,907 --> 00:32:38,409
All right, it's time now
for "big star, small car,"
767
00:32:38,443 --> 00:32:40,111
and our star today is an actor,
768
00:32:40,145 --> 00:32:41,946
he's a singer, and a Gulf war vet.
769
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:43,814
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. jon huertas.
770
00:32:43,849 --> 00:32:45,316
[Cheers and applause] Thank yoyou.
771
00:32:45,350 --> 00:32:48,185
Welcome. Thank you very
much. Thanks for having me.
772
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:50,121
Are you ready to get out
there and turn some laps?
773
00:32:50,155 --> 00:32:52,657
Yeah. I am. We'll see you in
the hangar when you're done.
774
00:32:52,691 --> 00:32:54,458
Good luck.
775
00:32:54,493 --> 00:32:55,793
[Cheers and applause]
776
00:32:55,827 --> 00:32:59,397
If I crash the car, do
I have to pay for it?
777
00:32:59,431 --> 00:33:00,865
[Tires screech]
778
00:33:00,899 --> 00:33:02,867
The fastest time on our track so far
779
00:33:02,901 --> 00:33:05,136
is 1:41 by Patrick warburton.
780
00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:07,038
Let's see if jon can take him down.
781
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,006
Come on, baby. Here we go.
782
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,676
A lot of speed into this first...
783
00:33:11,710 --> 00:33:14,445
Wow. You got to be brave
to get through there.
784
00:33:14,479 --> 00:33:16,380
[Tires screech] Nice speed.
785
00:33:16,415 --> 00:33:18,616
Really technical turn right there.
786
00:33:18,650 --> 00:33:20,184
Cut this one nice and tight.
787
00:33:20,218 --> 00:33:21,652
Slide in.
788
00:33:21,687 --> 00:33:23,688
Now, this gets so complicated
here at the teardrop,
789
00:33:23,722 --> 00:33:25,956
'cause you got to
down-shift, you're braking
790
00:33:25,991 --> 00:33:28,259
with your left foot, gas with your right.
791
00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:30,094
This is where a lot of people lose it.
792
00:33:30,128 --> 00:33:31,128
[Bleep]
793
00:33:31,163 --> 00:33:32,329
Man.
794
00:33:32,364 --> 00:33:34,165
Oh. Watch out for that bird.
795
00:33:34,199 --> 00:33:38,302
Getting up as much speed here
as you can on the back stretch.
796
00:33:38,336 --> 00:33:41,238
And this next part is
where you got to get brave.
797
00:33:41,273 --> 00:33:43,174
Wow. I'm going fast. This is crazy.
798
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,643
Push a lot of speed into this corner
799
00:33:45,677 --> 00:33:48,079
while you're turning into the left.
800
00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,447
Wait, why'd I turn my windshield wipers on?
801
00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:50,781
This is ridiculous.
802
00:33:50,816 --> 00:33:54,085
Windshield wipers obviously not gonna help.
803
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,786
Look ahead. Look ahead.
804
00:33:55,821 --> 00:33:59,390
Third gear. Open it up. Flat out.
805
00:33:59,424 --> 00:34:02,059
He's trying to remember all
the stuff the stig taught him.
806
00:34:02,094 --> 00:34:06,063
Let the car rotate, and
he's across the line.
807
00:34:06,098 --> 00:34:08,199
[Cheers and applause]
808
00:34:11,103 --> 00:34:14,205
Come on up, jon.
809
00:34:16,341 --> 00:34:17,942
Jon huertas!
810
00:34:17,976 --> 00:34:20,644
How you doing, man?
811
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,180
Have a seat.
812
00:34:23,215 --> 00:34:24,415
[Cheers and applause]
813
00:34:24,449 --> 00:34:25,783
So...
814
00:34:25,817 --> 00:34:29,053
How was it out on the track?
815
00:34:29,087 --> 00:34:32,890
It was a lot scarier than I
thought it was gonna be. Really?
816
00:34:32,924 --> 00:34:34,225
A suzuki was scary?
817
00:34:34,259 --> 00:34:35,459
Well, I'm not a racecar driver.
818
00:34:35,494 --> 00:34:36,494
[Laughs]
819
00:34:36,528 --> 00:34:37,928
Decided that today.
820
00:34:37,963 --> 00:34:39,196
Well, we'll get to your lap.
821
00:34:39,231 --> 00:34:42,266
Now, in high school, you were the man.
822
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,934
[Chuckles] I don't know if I was the man.
823
00:34:43,969 --> 00:34:45,803
[Laughter] Come on.
824
00:34:45,837 --> 00:34:47,471
You worked at sears, right?
825
00:34:47,506 --> 00:34:48,639
[Laughter]
826
00:34:48,673 --> 00:34:50,274
Well, that's not... Let me rephrase that.
827
00:34:50,308 --> 00:34:51,609
I don't mean that, necessarily.
828
00:34:51,643 --> 00:34:52,877
That made me the man.
829
00:34:52,911 --> 00:34:55,713
No, but that meant you had money for a car.
830
00:34:55,747 --> 00:34:57,548
It's true. I worked at sears,
831
00:34:57,582 --> 00:35:00,484
and I had, like a commission
job, like a sales job.
832
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:01,786
I was one of the rich kids in school
833
00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:02,853
without having rich parents.
834
00:35:02,888 --> 00:35:04,088
[Laughs]
835
00:35:04,122 --> 00:35:06,223
You know, I was able to go buy my own car
836
00:35:06,258 --> 00:35:08,859
and take, you know, girls
out and pay for everything.
837
00:35:08,894 --> 00:35:10,261
And what did you buy?
838
00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:12,163
A volkswagen jetta g.L.I.
839
00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:13,931
16 valve.
840
00:35:13,965 --> 00:35:15,499
I love that car still.
841
00:35:15,534 --> 00:35:17,835
I crashed it going 85 miles an hour.
842
00:35:17,869 --> 00:35:18,836
[Laughter]
843
00:35:18,870 --> 00:35:20,104
How'd that turn out?
844
00:35:20,138 --> 00:35:21,539
It hurt.
845
00:35:21,573 --> 00:35:22,740
[Laughter]
846
00:35:22,774 --> 00:35:24,642
When you were in the military,
847
00:35:24,676 --> 00:35:27,111
you had kind of what I
would call a dude phase.
848
00:35:27,145 --> 00:35:30,281
You had a canary-yellow mustang gt.
849
00:35:30,315 --> 00:35:33,450
Yeah. I had that car for many years.
850
00:35:33,485 --> 00:35:35,820
You know, I brought it to L.A. with me,
851
00:35:35,854 --> 00:35:39,490
had my little puerto rican
flag hanging on the mirror.
852
00:35:39,524 --> 00:35:41,292
It was a fast machine.
853
00:35:41,326 --> 00:35:43,527
It was a hot rod. It was a muscle car.
854
00:35:43,562 --> 00:35:46,363
Now, when you had that
canary-yellow mustang gt,
855
00:35:46,398 --> 00:35:50,234
did you ever get in any trouble
with it or have any problems?
856
00:35:50,268 --> 00:35:53,838
Well, this one time in L.A.,
857
00:35:53,872 --> 00:35:56,807
a friend of mine... We
were going to a party,
858
00:35:56,842 --> 00:35:58,375
and we were going to
pick up another friend.
859
00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:01,545
We were driving through
Hollywood or up towards Hollywood.
860
00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:04,114
We stop at a stoplight, and up next to us
861
00:36:04,149 --> 00:36:08,752
pulls this like small Chevy
blazer pick-up truck thing,
862
00:36:08,787 --> 00:36:09,787
pulls up next to us.
863
00:36:09,821 --> 00:36:11,488
And the guy's wearing a fu balaclava,
864
00:36:11,523 --> 00:36:14,358
like, on his head with just
the eyes showing. Ski mask.
865
00:36:14,392 --> 00:36:15,759
I just happened to glance over,
866
00:36:15,794 --> 00:36:17,261
and the guy's just staring at me.
867
00:36:17,295 --> 00:36:19,563
[Laughter]
868
00:36:19,598 --> 00:36:22,299
And I'm like, "look at this guy."
869
00:36:22,334 --> 00:36:23,801
Tell my friend, "check this guy out."
870
00:36:23,835 --> 00:36:26,003
My friend looks over at him.
Now he's staring at my friend.
871
00:36:26,037 --> 00:36:27,938
[Laughter]
872
00:36:27,973 --> 00:36:30,875
The light turns green. I take off.
873
00:36:30,909 --> 00:36:34,144
And the guy jumps in behind me.
874
00:36:34,179 --> 00:36:36,680
And now I'm looking in my rear-view
mirror. "This guy's crazy."
875
00:36:36,715 --> 00:36:39,483
I see him reaching behind
the seat of his vehicle,
876
00:36:39,517 --> 00:36:42,319
and he pulls out a revolver,
looks at it, puts it down here.
877
00:36:42,354 --> 00:36:44,889
Pulls out another one. Puts it in...
878
00:36:44,923 --> 00:36:46,223
"What the hell?"
879
00:36:46,258 --> 00:36:49,493
So, I, like, you know, speed
up and go, you know, faster.
880
00:36:49,527 --> 00:36:52,029
We think we've gotten away,
but I'm still flooring it,
881
00:36:52,063 --> 00:36:54,164
and we're coming out across
Santa Monica boulevard.
882
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:58,369
And right when we come out,
this bus just lays on the horn.
883
00:36:58,403 --> 00:37:00,271
[Screams]
884
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,572
[Laughter]
885
00:37:01,606 --> 00:37:03,307
The bus just barely misses us,
886
00:37:03,341 --> 00:37:04,942
and then we drive to my
friend's house, you know.
887
00:37:04,976 --> 00:37:06,243
We were supposed to be picking him up,
888
00:37:06,278 --> 00:37:07,778
and I'm like, "we got
to take your car, man."
889
00:37:07,812 --> 00:37:09,947
He's like, "why?!" [Laughter]
890
00:37:09,981 --> 00:37:13,083
"Because we just got, like,
chased by some crazy maniac,
891
00:37:13,118 --> 00:37:17,087
and he knows I have a
canary-yellow mustang!"
892
00:37:17,122 --> 00:37:20,057
Yeah. I mean, how many canary-yellow
mustangs could there be?
893
00:37:20,091 --> 00:37:21,825
There wasn't many of them. With
a puerto rican flag hanging.
894
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:24,194
With a puerto... [Laughter]
895
00:37:24,229 --> 00:37:25,963
Hey, so, how do you think your lap went?
896
00:37:25,997 --> 00:37:27,631
Do you feel like it was pretty solid?
897
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:30,034
You know what? I don't brag.
898
00:37:30,068 --> 00:37:32,703
[Laughter]
899
00:37:32,737 --> 00:37:35,639
So I'm gonna say it was probably fair.
900
00:37:35,674 --> 00:37:37,441
When you say fair,
901
00:37:37,475 --> 00:37:40,077
where would fair be on this board to you?
- Here's the thing.
902
00:37:40,111 --> 00:37:43,914
Look, the network that I work
for... I had to hold back.
903
00:37:43,949 --> 00:37:46,283
[Laughter]
904
00:37:46,318 --> 00:37:48,852
Oh, really? On Monday,
I've got to go to work.
905
00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:51,288
And they heard about me doing
this show, and they said,
906
00:37:51,323 --> 00:37:52,456
"look, don't open it up.
907
00:37:52,490 --> 00:37:54,458
We don't want anything to happen to you,"
908
00:37:54,492 --> 00:37:57,127
'cause, you know, that
track's got loose gravel on it.
909
00:37:57,162 --> 00:37:59,930
[Laughter] I can tumble
right off into the grass.
910
00:37:59,965 --> 00:38:01,899
A lot of people think these
might be excuses... moneymaker.
911
00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:04,401
What you're throwing out. [Laughter]
912
00:38:04,436 --> 00:38:06,937
Do you guys want to know what his time was?
913
00:38:06,972 --> 00:38:11,342
[Cheers and applause]
914
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:15,312
Jon, you did it in 1 minute...
915
00:38:15,347 --> 00:38:19,516
44.3...
916
00:38:19,551 --> 00:38:21,919
Tying with bill engvall.
917
00:38:21,953 --> 00:38:23,754
[Cheers and applause]
918
00:38:23,788 --> 00:38:27,458
Congratulations, man. That's a good time.
919
00:38:27,492 --> 00:38:28,826
Jon huertas, everybody.
920
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:30,794
[Cheers and applause]
921
00:38:30,829 --> 00:38:34,398
Ferrara: Coming up, we battle it out
in the board room with the Donald.
922
00:38:34,432 --> 00:38:35,899
That's it?
923
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,718
Donald Trump is one of the
most famous men in America,
924
00:38:43,752 --> 00:38:45,420
and everything he does is different,
925
00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:48,823
including how he buys cars.
926
00:38:48,857 --> 00:38:50,825
A high-end dealer in
new england had asked us
927
00:38:50,859 --> 00:38:53,561
to drive three convertibles
to New York City
928
00:38:53,595 --> 00:38:55,930
so that Mr. Trump could
pick the one he liked best.
929
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,668
Adam had driven a Bentley Continental;
930
00:39:00,703 --> 00:39:03,004
Tanner a Porsche Turbo;
931
00:39:03,038 --> 00:39:06,541
and me a Lamborghini Murci�lago.
932
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,777
The moment of truth had arrived,
933
00:39:09,812 --> 00:39:11,746
and after a series of challenges,
934
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:16,050
we were ready to speed-pitch the Donald.
935
00:39:16,085 --> 00:39:18,920
We're in the club, man.
Don't blow this for me.
936
00:39:20,389 --> 00:39:22,757
Trump: Okay, gentlemen.
937
00:39:24,426 --> 00:39:26,394
So, let's go.
938
00:39:26,428 --> 00:39:29,697
The Continental GT was made by Bentley.
939
00:39:29,732 --> 00:39:31,032
Bentley has a racing heritage.
940
00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:33,234
It's a very luxurious automobile.
941
00:39:33,268 --> 00:39:35,837
It has everything you need.
I know you like to golf.
942
00:39:35,871 --> 00:39:38,506
You can fit two sets of
golf clubs in the trunk.
943
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,843
The car also has a top
speed of 194 miles an hour.
944
00:39:41,877 --> 00:39:44,245
Let's say Warren buffett pulls
up next to you at a light.
945
00:39:44,279 --> 00:39:46,581
You can smoke him and
still make your tee time.
946
00:39:48,650 --> 00:39:50,485
Let me hear about the Lamborghini.
947
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:52,520
Sir, I don't need to tell you.
948
00:39:52,554 --> 00:39:53,921
You're a man whose time is money,
949
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:56,124
and when you need to get somewhere quickly,
950
00:39:56,158 --> 00:39:59,260
I'd rather get there the fastest
I can looking the best I can.
951
00:39:59,294 --> 00:40:02,163
And the Lamborghini
Murci�lago Roadster does that.
952
00:40:02,197 --> 00:40:04,766
205 miles an hour.
953
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,902
So, on the assumption I have bags
or golf clubs, where do I put them?
954
00:40:07,936 --> 00:40:10,538
I got to be honest, sir,
I just don't believe...
955
00:40:10,572 --> 00:40:12,273
Does it have room for them? It doesn't,
956
00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:15,209
unless you were playing miniature
golf. What about the passenger seat?
957
00:40:15,244 --> 00:40:17,178
You could put it in the passenger seat.
958
00:40:17,212 --> 00:40:19,313
You can even put a baby
seat in the passenger seat.
959
00:40:22,818 --> 00:40:25,319
Okay. Tell me about the Porsche.
960
00:40:25,354 --> 00:40:28,189
Now, the Porsche is
the incognito super car.
961
00:40:28,223 --> 00:40:31,659
This is not the car that's
gonna be super flashy.
962
00:40:31,693 --> 00:40:33,661
Like I said, it's the
quickest of the bunch.
963
00:40:33,695 --> 00:40:35,830
But not the fastest. Not the fastest,
964
00:40:35,864 --> 00:40:39,000
but when you are going
at speed with the top off,
965
00:40:39,034 --> 00:40:41,302
it is the most comfortable.
966
00:40:41,336 --> 00:40:43,271
You have to be camera-ready
967
00:40:43,305 --> 00:40:44,972
when you get to where you're going.
968
00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:47,475
This is a car that won't, you know, uh...
969
00:40:47,509 --> 00:40:50,278
Um, disturb that.
970
00:40:53,148 --> 00:40:55,650
It also is the best...
What about the clubs?
971
00:40:55,684 --> 00:40:57,819
Passenger seat with a seatbelt. That's it?
972
00:40:59,288 --> 00:41:04,125
You have any carry-on luggage
capacity in the Lamborghini?
973
00:41:04,159 --> 00:41:06,527
I would say at least
a briefcase, maybe two.
974
00:41:06,562 --> 00:41:10,264
I mean, keep in mind,
it's a car so easy to drive
975
00:41:10,299 --> 00:41:11,432
that a grandmother...
976
00:41:11,467 --> 00:41:14,469
An 86-year-old
grandmother could drive it.
977
00:41:15,704 --> 00:41:19,540
Right. Now, the Bentley has
plenty of luggage capacity.
978
00:41:19,575 --> 00:41:22,143
Yes. The Bentley is the
only car you will need.
979
00:41:22,177 --> 00:41:23,811
The Bentley has plenty of luggage capacity.
980
00:41:23,846 --> 00:41:25,546
It's comfortable. You
can bring people with you.
981
00:41:25,581 --> 00:41:27,815
Tanner's a racecar
driver. He's a lonely man.
982
00:41:27,850 --> 00:41:29,419
He doesn't need to have
other people with him.
983
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,052
He's lonely because he can't get women,
984
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,653
or he can't get a boyfriend? No.
985
00:41:32,788 --> 00:41:34,856
Is it women or a boyfriend?
986
00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:36,124
It's women.
987
00:41:36,158 --> 00:41:38,860
I think he prefers to only have one seat
988
00:41:38,894 --> 00:41:41,996
and it only be there
for a week or two. Okay.
989
00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:43,698
Thank you, fellas. Great honor.
990
00:41:43,732 --> 00:41:45,833
Thank you. Thank you.
991
00:41:52,674 --> 00:41:55,309
I've never been fired from a job before.
992
00:41:55,344 --> 00:41:57,945
I find that hard to
believe. This feels weird.
993
00:42:02,551 --> 00:42:05,520
Trump: Okay, gentlemen.
994
00:42:05,554 --> 00:42:07,722
So, I saw three beautiful cars.
995
00:42:07,756 --> 00:42:09,524
Not bad.
996
00:42:09,558 --> 00:42:13,361
I really do like all three cars.
997
00:42:13,395 --> 00:42:14,996
I understand all three cars.
998
00:42:15,030 --> 00:42:18,699
I've driven all three
cars many, many times.
999
00:42:18,734 --> 00:42:21,869
But I'm a pretty big guy. I'm 6'3".
1000
00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:26,674
So...
1001
00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:30,778
I'm gonna fire you.
1002
00:42:32,314 --> 00:42:33,814
I'm gonna fire you.
1003
00:42:33,849 --> 00:42:36,050
[Sighs]
1004
00:42:36,084 --> 00:42:38,686
And, Bentley, you're hired.
1005
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,022
- Thank you, Mr. Trump. Have a good time.
- Thank you, fellas.
1006
00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:42,356
It was a great honor. Thank you.
1007
00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:43,958
Thank you.
1008
00:42:43,992 --> 00:42:45,626
I just got fired by Donald Trump.
1009
00:42:45,661 --> 00:42:47,795
This is the best day ever.
1010
00:42:49,698 --> 00:42:51,532
[Cheers and applause]
1011
00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:57,505
[Indistinct talking]
1012
00:42:57,539 --> 00:43:00,441
I tell you, what a lovely man.
1013
00:43:00,475 --> 00:43:03,211
I don't get very starstruck often,
1014
00:43:03,245 --> 00:43:05,780
but sitting in the board room
was like a deer in headlights,
1015
00:43:05,814 --> 00:43:08,149
you know? He was a lot taller
than I thought he was gonna be,
1016
00:43:08,183 --> 00:43:12,320
and he has excellent taste,
because he chose the Bentley.
1017
00:43:12,354 --> 00:43:15,656
[Cheers and applause]
1018
00:43:15,691 --> 00:43:18,426
I think in a way that
I may have actually won
1019
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,695
because I hit the nail on the head.
1020
00:43:20,729 --> 00:43:23,598
I chose something for him that
he'd already bought for himself.
1021
00:43:23,632 --> 00:43:25,766
Yep. That he realized he made a mistake.
1022
00:43:25,801 --> 00:43:28,002
And he sold it. Really,
the Porsche should've won.
1023
00:43:28,036 --> 00:43:30,605
I won the granny test, I won the golf test,
1024
00:43:30,639 --> 00:43:33,507
and it didn't make me puke. Ha!
1025
00:43:33,542 --> 00:43:36,143
And the Bentley... As soon
as Donald gets in there,
1026
00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:39,180
realizes that... poof...
He's just aged 20 years,
1027
00:43:39,214 --> 00:43:40,148
he's gonna call you up and fire you.
1028
00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:43,870
He's gonna call meand rehire
me. That's what's gonna happen.
1029
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,571
Damn it, I didn't see that coming.
1030
00:43:45,572 --> 00:43:48,072
That's exactly what's gonna happen.
1031
00:43:48,073 --> 00:43:50,373
And that's all we've
got time for. Thank you.
1032
00:43:50,374 --> 00:43:53,674
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