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Now on Top Gear.
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We cross the Continental Divide...
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Look at that!
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...On an epic journey to find
America's toughest minivan.
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Oh!
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Don't push me sideways!
Don't push me sideways!
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Sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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Foust: The majestic Rocky Mountains,
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home to 14,000-foot peaks and
deep, impenetrable valleys.
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This 3,000-mile mountain range represents
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one of the most formidable
barriers on earth,
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yet the first pioneers
somehow made their way
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across this hellish,
bear-infested wilderness
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in nothing more than covered wagons,
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seeking their fortunes on the other side.
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So, how did they manage it?
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To find out, we decided
to retrace their footsteps,
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using the modern equivalent
of the covered wagon...
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The minivan.
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Now, this is a '99 Chevy Astro minivan.
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And if I'm gonna take a voyage into
the treacherous Rocky Mountains,
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it's gonna be in an all-wheel
drive with six screaming cylinders
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and something built on a truck frame.
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I mean, there really is no other choice.
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[Horn honks]
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[Laughs] And then this drives up.
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Huh? 2001 Chrysler Town & Country.
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The worst minivan ever made.
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Oh, I disagree, my friend.
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Ferrara: The year this was made,
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it was voted the most
luxurious minivan you could buy.
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It also has all-wheel
drive and 215 horsepower.
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How much horsepower do you have in there?
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190.
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- A blazing 190.
- You bet.
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Do you have all-wheel drive?
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- I sure do.
- Does it work?
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- Yes.
- Ah.
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This is a car that a woman
named Nancy would own.
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Really? This is a Town &
Country. This is versatile.
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You could drive it in
town or in the country.
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It says it right there in the name.
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What do you think Tanner got?
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Something totally inappropriate.
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Did you hear an Amber alert?
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Oh, gosh.
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That's right... The Aerostar.
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It is a manual, 6-cylinder,
rear-wheel-drive, drift machine.
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You thought that was a
good idea in the mountains?
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Hell, yes.
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If I'm gonna have to
drive a minivan... Uh-huh.
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Which is the bane of
the automotive existence,
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I am gonna actually drive it
with a manual and some drifting.
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All I want to know is, what are
we gonna do with these things?
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Well, I'll tell you.
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"To find out which of your
modern-day covered wagons
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"is the most versatile,
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"you will cross the
Rockies on a pioneer trail,
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"enduring a series of
challenges on the way.
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Your first challenge is 8 miles from here."
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I wish I had rear-wheel drive
so I could just dig a hole.
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Me too. Unfortunately, all
we've got's all-wheel drive.
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Yeah. You'll be fine, though.
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Good luck.
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I'm gonna have fun, at least...
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As much fun as you can
have in a covered wagon.
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Wood: Our journey would take us 200 miles
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up and over the Rockies.
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The first 150 miles would be on road.
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Then we'd be going
off-road for another 50,
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driving deep into the wilderness,
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cresting the Continental
Divide at 12,000 feet,
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and then descending to
cross a frigid alpine lake.
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Along the way, our
minivans would have to brave
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snow-covered mule trails
with steep drop-offs
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that would leave jeeps begging for mercy.
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All in all, this was
gonna be the ultimate test
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of our covered wagons.
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Our first challenge was at an ice rink.
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[Horn blares]
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Oh!
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And this is Adam crashing.
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Uh-oh! Whoa!
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Don't hit me. Don't kill me.
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No! Oh, oh, oh!
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Whoa, Rut! Oh!
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Covered wagons needed to be vehicles
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suitable for all conditions,
so to see how well
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our modern-day versions handled ice...
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Oh, no, I ripped the shift knob off!
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...We'd compete in a
classic winter sport...
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Minivan curling.
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We had to accelerate up to the blue line,
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then brake and slide.
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Whichever minivan got closest
to the cooler would win.
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That's why I'm not gonna run.
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Morons on ice.
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All right, Adam. This is it.
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I'm just gonna mat it,
brake, turn, and hope.
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That's my plan.
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If he starts to hit us,
throw me over the wall.
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Here we go. All right. Come on in.
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Blue line.
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Oh, my gosh, it's a lot of speed.
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Oh, there he is.
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Oh, no! Oh, he's gonna hit it.
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Is he gonna hit it? Is he gonna...
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[Laughs]
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Wait a minute.
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He's pushed it all the
way against the wall.
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Where is it? Where's the barrel?
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It's pretty much under your bumper.
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My Astro was up next.
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And although winning
was obviously important,
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what was more exciting was the opportunity
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to drive on ice, at speed, toward Adam.
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Oh, oh!
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Ah, this isn't good.
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Foust: Hold on!
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[Crash] Yeah.
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[Chuckles]
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I'm so sorry!
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No, you're not!
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Foust: I was up next,
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and this was my chance to show them
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that my rear-wheel-drive
minivan could beat
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their all-wheel-drive
minivans on ice.
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Wood: Here it comes.
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Oh, geez. Oh, he's coming backwards.
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Ferrara: Oh, look at that!
Look at that! Look at that!
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Come on! Go, go, go, go!
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No! Yes!
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You are kidding!
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All right, measure it up.
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No, we don't need to measure it.
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You won. Look how close it is.
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We should just verify the exact distance.
- Yeah, you should.
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[Lid rattles]
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Doesn't look like you're that close now.
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Wood: Playtime was over,
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and it was time to begin our climb
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towards the Continental Divide.
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We'd eventually be leaving pavement
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and heading high into the wilderness.
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And I was confident I'd
made the right choice.
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Now, this little gem of an
Astro has 143,000 miles on it...
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I assume pampered miles,
as most minivans are.
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Probably been to the
mall thousands of times.
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But I think it's perfect
for the tough stuff, too,
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because it's got good ground clearance.
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It's got a nice
all-wheel-drive system.
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It's got good power. It's very comfortable.
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Seems like the perfect minivan.
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Ferrara: The Town & Country...
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A direct descendant of
the original minivan.
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See, this is the perfect
minivan for going off-road.
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I got plenty of power. I
have all-wheel drive. Great.
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I don't have a lot of ground clearance,
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and I have a bad history
with driveshafts and axles
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snapping when we go off-road.
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We should be a little more
conservative this time.
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We'll see what happens. I'm
gonna be better than Tanner.
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He's gonna try and go over the
mountains in rear-wheel drive.
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He's gonna get stuck, and I'm gonna laugh.
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Foust: The thing about the
pioneers and about the mountains
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is it's hard-core.
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It's a manual gearbox,
straight-up v-6,
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solid rear axle, Ford Aerostar, hard-core.
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That's why this thing is
gonna conquer this challenge.
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Plus, I have a connection to this van.
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In high school, my mom had one.
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This was the first thing
I ever did burnouts in.
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Sorry, mom.
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Now, I know that a lot of settlers died
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when they had trouble with their wagons,
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but how many people have
been driving and texting
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and just shot off the side of this?
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Foust: Often. You see all these
rocks laying on the side of the road.
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Some big chunks drop on
cars sometimes, I think.
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No, they don't.
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Wood: Have you not seen
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the 30 "danger falling rock" signs, Adam?
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I don't like to read when I drive.
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Ferrara: As we climbed above 9,000 feet,
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our minivans were doing just fine.
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But Rutledge, not so much.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, daddy needs some fresh
air. Oh, I'm getting nervous.
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My heart rate's elevated.
I think it's the elevation.
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Is this elevation making
you guys feel a little funny?
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Do you have a little rocky
Mountain high going on?
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Hey, leave John Denver out of this.
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I think so. I got a
little bit of a headache.
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And I'm a little short of breath.
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Rut, this is probably
the only time in your life
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you're gonna be lightheaded.
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- Now, that's funny.
- That was funny.
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The pioneers' covered wagons
needed to be adaptable,
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so to find out which of our minivans
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was the most versatile,
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our next challenge was to
race a quarter-mile to a barn,
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remove all the rear seats,
and race back to the start.
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This place is spectacular.
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Yeah. This is beautiful.
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Ready?
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Are there style points involved, though?
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No. What if you, like, you
know, slide or drift around?
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The pioneers didn't hang it
out, so there's no style points.
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You can do whatever you want,
but it's not gonna count.
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How do you... Pioneers, they had... Sty...
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Okay. Let's do it. Come on.
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They had those big belt buckles, and...
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Those were pilgrims.
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So, hoping for a good launch.
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I hope Tanner gets wheelspin
in his rear-wheel drive.
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And the air's real thin up
here, and it's affecting Rut,
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so I'm hoping that he
kind of like blacks out.
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Gentlemen, thumbs up, and...
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3...2... 1... Go!
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Good launch.
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Oh, that Chrysler's quick.
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Here we go.
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Tanner's... what the hell
is he doing back there?
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Come on. Get up there.
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I'm in the lead!
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Okay.
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Over the crest.
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Oh, yeah!
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And here comes the barn.
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Tear it up!
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[Horn honks] Heads up!
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Foust: I was behind,
but that was my strategy.
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Oh, geez.
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Once I made it to the turn,
my seat would simply fall out.
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Oh, it didn't work! It didn't work!
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Ferrara: Coming up, we find out
whose covered wagon is the fastest.
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Come on!
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And we go places a minivan should never go.
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This is not smart at all.
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We were traveling in the
footsteps of the pioneers
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on an epic trek across the Rockies
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to find America's toughest minivan.
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So far, Tanner's Aerostar had
won the ice-rink challenge.
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And now, at 9,000 feet,
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we're finding out which
minivan was the fastest.
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At the halfway mark, we had
to remove all the back seats,
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and my Town & Country was in the lead.
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Okay.
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Oh, gosh! Oh!
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All right. Here we go.
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Foust: Adam is done! No way!
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00:12:07,673 --> 00:12:09,341
No!
253
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,942
[Laughs] He's running away!
254
00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:17,015
[Laughs] I got a lead on him!
255
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:18,850
Come on!
256
00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:20,719
Come on!
257
00:12:20,753 --> 00:12:25,690
Tanner could try all he wanted,
but I had 25 more horsepower.
258
00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:27,592
[Laughs]
259
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,794
Oh!
260
00:12:29,829 --> 00:12:33,665
This race was all Town & Country.
261
00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:37,502
[Laughs] Yes! Town & country, baby!
262
00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:40,105
Wood: This altitude is ridiculous.
263
00:12:40,139 --> 00:12:43,375
Did you get all your seats out, Adam?
264
00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:46,711
Yes, I did, and I beat you.
265
00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,547
I got both of my benches out.
266
00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:52,016
And you lost, as well.
267
00:12:52,051 --> 00:12:54,519
I didn't win, but I don't
think it was my fault.
268
00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:55,854
Are you sick?
269
00:12:55,888 --> 00:12:58,990
Yeah. I think I need to stop
here for a couple minutes.
270
00:12:59,024 --> 00:13:00,358
I'm not feeling so hot.
271
00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,693
What's the matter, Rut?
272
00:13:01,727 --> 00:13:04,529
I feel like I've got a really tight hat on,
273
00:13:04,563 --> 00:13:07,699
and my feet feel tingly,
and my heart rate's up.
274
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:11,035
Okay. So, do you want us to go get somebody
275
00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:13,071
and send them back with some medicine?
276
00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:15,673
I'll be fine. Y'all go
ahead. I'll catch up.
277
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,309
I'm just gonna... Just
got to take a minute,
278
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:20,145
get acclimated. I'll be fine.
279
00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:25,517
We left Rut behind and
set out to scout the trail
280
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over the Continental Divide.
281
00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:29,621
[Doors close]
282
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,122
Are you kidding me?
283
00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:32,590
This can't be right.
284
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,860
Look at this. It says,
"recommended high clearance,
285
00:13:35,895 --> 00:13:37,996
four-wheel drive, short wheelbase."
286
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:40,298
We got to get up there in these things?
287
00:13:40,332 --> 00:13:42,267
That's... that's gnarly.
288
00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:43,368
We're in trouble.
289
00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:44,736
I mean, I kind of have high clearance.
290
00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:45,770
No, you don't.
291
00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:51,709
Come on, girl.
292
00:13:55,481 --> 00:13:58,616
Good girl. What the hell is that?
293
00:14:00,453 --> 00:14:03,188
Have you seen some of
the looks on the faces
294
00:14:03,222 --> 00:14:06,257
of the jeeps coming up and
seeing these minivans here?
295
00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:08,893
They come up here, they've been training
296
00:14:08,928 --> 00:14:10,695
in off-road driving for weeks and weeks,
297
00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:15,700
and they get passed by
an Aerostar and a caravan.
298
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,635
Love it. Love it.
299
00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:24,776
But it didn't take long to find out
300
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:27,479
that the rocks on the trail
were a little bit bigger
301
00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:29,314
than the speed bumps at the mall.
302
00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:31,649
[Scraping]
303
00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:33,251
Oh!
304
00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:34,486
Oh!
305
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,254
Oh, that's a big rock.
306
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,991
Aah! Oh, that hurt. That hurt.
307
00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:43,895
Oh, my gosh, this looks bumpy.
308
00:14:46,932 --> 00:14:48,700
Oh! Come on!
309
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,302
[Beeping] Three miles up the trail,
310
00:14:51,337 --> 00:14:55,306
my Town & Country decided that
this was way too much country.
311
00:14:55,341 --> 00:14:57,976
Come on, honey.
312
00:14:58,010 --> 00:14:59,744
[Beeping stops]
313
00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:02,780
You stuck, buddy?
314
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:05,116
Yeah. I'm having all kinds
of electrical problems.
315
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,285
Lights don't work. Windows don't go down.
316
00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:09,487
Poor all-wheel drive car.
317
00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:13,157
We'll put your ABS fuse back in. Yeah.
318
00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:16,995
And there's two fuses that are burned out.
319
00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:18,029
Here's my question.
320
00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:20,198
See how all the gears are lit up?
321
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:22,000
Yeah, the gear light. That just happened.
322
00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,368
And then the transmission went wacky.
323
00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:26,504
See, I don't think the...
It's in limp mode, I think.
324
00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:28,706
Can you back it down to someplace flat?
325
00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:30,875
So, you know about this limp mode?
326
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:33,878
I've seen a rental car in limp mode before.
327
00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:35,213
You've been in limp mode, haven't you?
328
00:15:35,247 --> 00:15:37,382
I've been in limp mode before.
329
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:38,516
Really?
330
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,184
This isn't a good place to be in limp mode.
331
00:15:40,219 --> 00:15:42,186
I'm just telling you right now.
332
00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,989
When's it happen? When you're drinking?
333
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:47,992
I think your best shot is to
take the negative cable off.
334
00:15:48,027 --> 00:15:51,129
Ferrara: Yeah. Try to reset the computer...
335
00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:52,330
Uh-huh.
336
00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:55,133
So that the limp-mode thing goes away.
337
00:15:56,335 --> 00:15:58,636
All right. Now we wait.
338
00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,972
So, anyway, it's pretty
beautiful up here, huh?
339
00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:02,307
- Gorgeous.
- Yeah.
340
00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:05,143
I mean, this is, like, peak leaf changing.
341
00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:07,979
Okay. That's long enough.
342
00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:10,815
All right, go see if the Christmas lights
343
00:16:10,849 --> 00:16:13,551
- are still on your dash.
- Got it.
344
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:14,953
[Engine turns over]
345
00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:17,956
That seriously worked? [Laughs]
346
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,390
Okay.
347
00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:26,531
Night was falling, and
neither of our minivans
348
00:16:26,565 --> 00:16:27,966
were enjoying the rough stuff,
349
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,669
so we headed back down the trail.
350
00:16:31,704 --> 00:16:34,939
To even have a chance at making
it over the Continental Divide,
351
00:16:34,974 --> 00:16:36,441
we needed to toughen up our vans
352
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:40,144
and make them less suburban.
353
00:16:44,249 --> 00:16:46,651
The next morning, fitted
with off-road tires,
354
00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:48,319
brush guards, and winches,
355
00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:50,321
our minivans were ready for anything.
356
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,557
We met up with Rut for one more challenge
357
00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,525
before heading into the wilderness.
358
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,527
He had gotten over his altitude sickness
359
00:16:56,562 --> 00:16:58,096
and spent the night
360
00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,598
making a few modifications of his own.
361
00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:03,601
How does even the
Astrovan look kind of cool?
362
00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:05,937
It does! Look at it! How you feeling?
363
00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:08,206
- Yeah, you doing good?
- Much better.
364
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,409
- Man, I drank my weight in water.
- So, there's a missing lake somewhere.
365
00:17:11,443 --> 00:17:13,778
Yeah. That altitude
sickness, it's for real.
366
00:17:13,812 --> 00:17:16,114
All right. We came out to the ranch.
367
00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:18,449
We're stepping in cow patties.
What are we doing here?
368
00:17:18,484 --> 00:17:20,018
Let's find out.
369
00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:22,220
"When crossing the mountains,
370
00:17:22,254 --> 00:17:25,156
"settlers had to carry all
of their food with them.
371
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:27,592
"To find out which of your
minivans is best suited
372
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,093
"to follow in this tradition,
373
00:17:29,128 --> 00:17:32,030
you must each transport
livestock to market."
374
00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:33,331
Wait a minute. [Sheep bleats]
375
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:34,999
I think I'm getting the picture
of what we're doing here.
376
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,235
"The minivan that delivers its livestock
377
00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:40,905
with the least damage to
the car wins." Come on!
378
00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:42,573
Well, I heard a sheep. Let's
check out what else there is.
379
00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:45,143
Sounds more like a goat than a sheep.
380
00:17:45,177 --> 00:17:48,246
We had to somehow get these
animals into our minivans.
381
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,581
Tanner chose the goats, I took the pig,
382
00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:51,749
and Rut, of course, took the sheep.
383
00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,484
Wood: You know what? I'll go first.
384
00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:55,319
Okay. Do it.
385
00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:56,721
Me and lamb chop are out.
386
00:17:56,755 --> 00:17:58,956
I'll show you guys how this is done.
387
00:17:58,991 --> 00:18:00,291
Let's see it, Georgia boy.
388
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:03,461
Well, you are humongous.
389
00:18:03,495 --> 00:18:05,630
Humongous. Hi! H-hey, there!
390
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,265
All right, perfect. Let's go this way.
391
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:08,433
They smell fear.
392
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,635
Yeah, let's go this way.
That sounds like fun.
393
00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:12,870
It's so big! It's like a horse!
394
00:18:12,905 --> 00:18:14,472
Yeah. There you go. Don't let my goats out.
395
00:18:14,506 --> 00:18:15,606
There you go. There you go.
396
00:18:15,641 --> 00:18:17,108
That's good. You're doing it, Rut.
397
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:20,812
Yeah. Yeah. Let's go get in the Astro.
398
00:18:20,846 --> 00:18:22,313
I've got a sheep! This is amazing!
399
00:18:22,347 --> 00:18:24,148
Come on, come on, come on. Be cool.
400
00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:26,184
[Bleating] I'll stop shouting.
401
00:18:26,218 --> 00:18:27,351
You know what they call these?
402
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:31,756
They call these barn doors, ironically.
403
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,759
Okay. How much do you weigh?
404
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:36,194
Up!
405
00:18:36,228 --> 00:18:37,962
In you go.
406
00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:39,197
Pick it up, Rut.
407
00:18:39,231 --> 00:18:41,566
Yeah, pick up this small horse.
408
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,800
Just lift with your legs.
409
00:18:42,835 --> 00:18:43,801
There you go.
410
00:18:43,836 --> 00:18:45,670
Oh, son of a... Darn it!
411
00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:46,838
Foust: She bite you?
412
00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:48,172
No. I hear they bite.
413
00:18:48,207 --> 00:18:49,407
They're poisonous.
414
00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:50,408
Son of a [Bleep]
415
00:18:50,442 --> 00:18:52,076
That is not a very versatile van.
416
00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:53,745
I think the sheep would recognize that.
417
00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:55,213
I've got her! I've got her!
418
00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:57,048
I've got her! I don't have her.
419
00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:58,416
I lost our sheep.
420
00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,584
[Laughter]
421
00:18:59,618 --> 00:19:01,452
Ride 'em, cowboy.
422
00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:03,921
You know, you can help.
423
00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:05,323
Nice and easy, girl.
424
00:19:05,357 --> 00:19:06,591
Come on, Alice. Come on.
425
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,759
Ease her on forward.
426
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,393
There you go. Ooh, that is a thick coat.
427
00:19:09,428 --> 00:19:10,728
Here, get behind it, Adam.
428
00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:14,132
"Get behind it, Adam"?
No. You get behind it.
429
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,067
Just give it a high-butt push.
430
00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:18,069
Am, lift it! You're lifting it!
431
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:20,004
There it is! There it is! Yes, yes, yes!
432
00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:22,306
Get in there! Get in there, kid! Scoot up!
433
00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:23,307
Get in there!
434
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:24,642
Yeah! Go, go, go, go, go!
435
00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:26,711
[Doors close] Shut the door.
436
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:27,979
No! Hey, beautiful.
437
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,347
You got to be kidding me.
438
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:30,882
Totally could have done that by myself.
439
00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:32,717
I don't know why y'all
kept getting in the way.
440
00:19:32,751 --> 00:19:34,018
[Sheep bleats] Yeah.
441
00:19:34,787 --> 00:19:38,055
Coming up, our livestock cause chaos.
442
00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:40,725
And the trail gets steeper
443
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:43,060
as we head towards the Continental Divide.
444
00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,962
Don't push me sideways!
Don't push me sideways!
445
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:51,159
We were making like
pioneers as we blazed a trail
446
00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:53,430
through the Rocky Mountains
in an attempt to find out
447
00:19:53,464 --> 00:19:55,464
which of our modern-day covered wagons
448
00:19:55,499 --> 00:19:56,999
was the toughest.
449
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,968
We were halfway through our journey.
450
00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:00,837
And so far, Tanner's Aerostar
451
00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:03,439
and my Town & Country
had each won a challenge.
452
00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:04,674
But before we began
453
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,676
our off-road climb into the mountains,
454
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:10,179
our last challenge was to
transport livestock to market.
455
00:20:10,214 --> 00:20:11,881
Ferrara: Gentlemen, let
me show you how it's done.
456
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:13,049
Pigs are smart. They're like dogs.
457
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,217
You just call them, and they come.
458
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:17,453
Great. I'd like to see that happen.
459
00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:18,688
Hey, good morning.
460
00:20:18,722 --> 00:20:20,323
[Grunting] Want to go for a ride?
461
00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:22,458
Oh, come on!
462
00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:24,460
Aah!
463
00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:27,463
Oh, you let my goats out!
464
00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:29,666
Oh, you little son of a...
465
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,901
Aah! Ohh!
466
00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:33,870
Jazz hands. No, no, you
guys are scaring them.
467
00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,071
I need to get them that way.
468
00:20:35,105 --> 00:20:37,206
Come on, come on, come on. Come on, pig.
469
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,741
It's okay. It's okay. Come here.
470
00:20:38,776 --> 00:20:41,110
[Squeals]
471
00:20:41,145 --> 00:20:44,113
Okay. Don't puke. Don't puke.
472
00:20:44,148 --> 00:20:45,148
Holy...
473
00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:46,282
Jazz hands.
474
00:20:46,317 --> 00:20:48,117
Not that way. We're going this way now.
475
00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:49,686
[Squealing]
476
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,521
Goats that way.
477
00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:54,223
[Pig squeals]
478
00:20:54,258 --> 00:20:57,260
Really?
479
00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:59,028
[Grunting]
480
00:20:59,063 --> 00:21:03,766
Adam, one! Pig, nothing!
481
00:21:03,801 --> 00:21:07,103
Tanner rounded up his goats
and felt the need to name them.
482
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:08,871
Get in there. Help him with Rutledge.
483
00:21:08,906 --> 00:21:10,773
Three. Adam's about to jump out.
484
00:21:10,808 --> 00:21:12,875
Why did you name your goats after us?
485
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:15,211
I don't have a valid answer for that.
486
00:21:15,245 --> 00:21:16,679
No. You're gonna have to go in with them
487
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:18,414
so we can close the door.
488
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:19,882
Get up in there. Rush them that way.
489
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:21,650
Herd them in. Here.
490
00:21:21,685 --> 00:21:22,151
Is this good? No!
491
00:21:22,186 --> 00:21:23,719
Is this good? There you go.
492
00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:25,020
Oh, move your leg!
493
00:21:25,055 --> 00:21:26,388
No, no, no, no! Don't drop that thing!
494
00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:28,791
Don't drop it! God!
495
00:21:28,825 --> 00:21:29,959
Come on. Let's go.
496
00:21:29,993 --> 00:21:31,193
Yeah, let's get out of here.
497
00:21:31,228 --> 00:21:33,762
Pretty nice in here, right? Roomy?
498
00:21:33,797 --> 00:21:38,033
Geez, that took forever. Oh, I smell awful.
499
00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:39,535
[Sheep bleats]
500
00:21:39,569 --> 00:21:43,305
Holy [Bleep] I forgot it was in here!
501
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:54,483
Now all we had to do
was deliver our livestock
502
00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:55,985
to market 20 miles away.
503
00:21:56,019 --> 00:21:59,822
The minivan with the least
amount of damage would win.
504
00:21:59,856 --> 00:22:01,123
Hauling farm animals
505
00:22:01,157 --> 00:22:04,260
isn't exactly what I had
hoped to do with this minivan,
506
00:22:04,294 --> 00:22:05,661
but I think Judy is doing great.
507
00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:09,265
She has gone pee and poop.
508
00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:13,435
Oh, my gosh. That is so gross.
509
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,343
Ferrara: Tanner, did you
get a look at this pig
510
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:21,477
while I was carrying it?
511
00:22:21,512 --> 00:22:23,413
Is it a boy or a girl?
512
00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,581
I think it's a girl.
513
00:22:25,616 --> 00:22:27,917
'Cause I was gonna call
it "Sir Francis Bacon"
514
00:22:27,951 --> 00:22:29,252
if it was a boy.
515
00:22:29,286 --> 00:22:30,420
But since it's a girl,
516
00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:32,955
I think I'm gonna call
it "Spamela Anderson."
517
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:39,162
All I know is that Adam in
here is eating everything,
518
00:22:39,196 --> 00:22:42,899
and Rutledge is chewing on the actual van.
519
00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:47,570
Wood: I'm gonna name a dog
after you. It's official.
520
00:22:47,604 --> 00:22:50,073
"Tanner Foust just crapped on the couch."
521
00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:52,041
"Tanner Foust just humped my leg."
522
00:22:52,076 --> 00:22:56,913
"Tanner Foust is licking
his... " [Bleats]
523
00:22:59,249 --> 00:23:02,952
Rut may have been having
fun with his sheep...
524
00:23:02,986 --> 00:23:04,220
[Bleats]
525
00:23:04,254 --> 00:23:05,455
Baa!
526
00:23:05,489 --> 00:23:06,589
[Bleats]
527
00:23:06,623 --> 00:23:08,424
Baa!
528
00:23:08,459 --> 00:23:10,593
...But Spamela was not
behaving like a lady.
529
00:23:10,627 --> 00:23:11,761
[Farts]
530
00:23:11,795 --> 00:23:16,599
Oh, that is so bad.
531
00:23:16,633 --> 00:23:20,369
Oh, it's methane!
532
00:23:21,404 --> 00:23:24,506
Foust: Whew, you got some bad
breath... I'll tell you that.
533
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,408
[Coughs]
534
00:23:26,442 --> 00:23:28,577
[Bleats]
535
00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:32,247
Finally, we arrived at our drop-off point.
536
00:23:32,281 --> 00:23:33,682
It's been really nice knowing you.
537
00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,016
[Bleats]
538
00:23:35,051 --> 00:23:38,754
I love you, too. I love you, too.
539
00:23:38,788 --> 00:23:40,589
[Door closes] How's it going?
540
00:23:40,623 --> 00:23:41,990
How are you?
541
00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:44,426
So, we are just delivering some livestock.
542
00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,261
All righty. Where do we put it?
543
00:23:46,295 --> 00:23:48,029
It can go right into this gate. Okay.
544
00:23:48,064 --> 00:23:49,998
There you go. Oh, guys.
545
00:23:50,032 --> 00:23:51,967
Come on. Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
546
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:54,770
Watch out. Adam will just crash
right into that wall right there.
547
00:23:54,804 --> 00:23:57,906
Very funny. Come on. Come on.
548
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,174
Let's go. Come on. There you go.
549
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,342
Come on. Come on.
550
00:24:00,376 --> 00:24:02,711
All right. That's a job done for the goats.
551
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,881
I hate goodbyes.
552
00:24:05,915 --> 00:24:07,716
Come on out. Look how easy it
is for you to get in and out.
553
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:11,052
There you go. Good girl. Good girl.
554
00:24:11,087 --> 00:24:14,322
All right. Here comes the squeal, huh?
555
00:24:14,357 --> 00:24:15,991
Yeah, you don't need to open...
556
00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:18,493
You lost the pig.
557
00:24:18,528 --> 00:24:21,296
No, I, uh... I lost the challenge.
558
00:24:21,330 --> 00:24:23,231
I freed the pig.
559
00:24:23,266 --> 00:24:25,667
- You just let it go?
- Yes, I did.
560
00:24:25,701 --> 00:24:27,836
Turns out she has irritable bowel syndrome,
561
00:24:27,870 --> 00:24:29,004
and I couldn't take it.
562
00:24:29,038 --> 00:24:31,239
You just let it go out in the wild here?
563
00:24:31,274 --> 00:24:32,607
Okay. Winter's coming.
564
00:24:32,642 --> 00:24:34,876
- It knows its way home.
- Bears and coyotes.
565
00:24:34,911 --> 00:24:36,278
Mountain lions.
566
00:24:36,312 --> 00:24:37,679
So, I lose. I don't care.
567
00:24:37,713 --> 00:24:39,548
Fair enough. You cash out. You lose.
568
00:24:39,582 --> 00:24:41,817
Let's see how that sheep did
in the back of your Astro.
569
00:24:41,851 --> 00:24:43,185
There's hardly anything.
570
00:24:43,219 --> 00:24:46,054
No! Oh, my God!
571
00:24:46,088 --> 00:24:48,356
There's no... Are you kidding?
572
00:24:48,391 --> 00:24:50,358
How much of that was
Judy, and how much was you?
573
00:24:50,393 --> 00:24:52,227
One, you guys didn't know,
574
00:24:52,261 --> 00:24:54,830
but those are grapes on
their way to becoming raisins.
575
00:24:54,864 --> 00:24:55,931
Eat a raisin.
576
00:24:55,965 --> 00:24:56,932
They're not done yet.
577
00:24:56,966 --> 00:24:58,733
If you eat the raisin, you win.
578
00:24:58,768 --> 00:25:00,268
You eat the raisin, you
win. Because then we know.
579
00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:01,269
Have a raisin. Open up.
580
00:25:01,304 --> 00:25:02,671
Flick it like a booger.
581
00:25:02,705 --> 00:25:04,139
Look, I have very little
chance of getting it in there.
582
00:25:04,173 --> 00:25:07,042
It's just a raisin. No! No! Don't do that!
583
00:25:07,076 --> 00:25:09,744
Wood: My minivan may have
had a few... Raisins in it.
584
00:25:09,779 --> 00:25:11,646
That just gave it more character.
585
00:25:11,681 --> 00:25:14,716
It must have coped
better than the Aerostar.
586
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:15,851
Here's the deal...
587
00:25:15,885 --> 00:25:18,420
If my floor is not
completely coated in crap
588
00:25:18,454 --> 00:25:19,955
like yours was, then I win the challenge.
589
00:25:19,989 --> 00:25:21,690
I've lost already, so I'll judge.
590
00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:24,960
Okay. Hardly any poop at all?
591
00:25:24,994 --> 00:25:25,961
Are you kidding me?
592
00:25:25,995 --> 00:25:27,128
[Coughs] It doesn't smell.
593
00:25:27,163 --> 00:25:28,530
The smell is so strong!
594
00:25:28,564 --> 00:25:30,398
They ate the ashtray.
595
00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:32,434
You're gonna mark me down for an ashtray
596
00:25:32,468 --> 00:25:34,803
after he has a full layer of
crap on the back of this thing?
597
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,171
But you have crap, and they ate an ashtray.
598
00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:38,340
I can wash that carpet.
599
00:25:38,374 --> 00:25:40,609
You can't wash that ashtray that they ate.
600
00:25:40,643 --> 00:25:44,746
Okay, you both have crap
damage and foul barn smells,
601
00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:47,249
but you have permanent damage, so Rut wins.
602
00:25:47,283 --> 00:25:49,417
[Bleats]
603
00:25:49,452 --> 00:25:50,785
Ferrara: Rut won the livestock challenge,
604
00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:52,487
but that had nothing to do with his minivan
605
00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:56,391
and everything to do
with his way with sheep.
606
00:25:56,425 --> 00:25:59,060
Tomorrow would be the first time off-road
607
00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:02,364
and the first real test of each
of our minivan's ruggedness.
608
00:26:02,398 --> 00:26:06,701
Getting stuck on a narrow
alpine trail at 12,000 feet
609
00:26:06,736 --> 00:26:10,238
was not something we
wanted to even think about.
610
00:26:15,077 --> 00:26:16,878
The next morning, we set off.
611
00:26:16,913 --> 00:26:20,215
We were only 50 miles from
the Continental Divide.
612
00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:21,716
But those weren't the sort of miles
613
00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:24,419
our minivans were used to.
614
00:26:27,156 --> 00:26:30,792
Wow! Look at that.
615
00:26:33,829 --> 00:26:35,964
Ferrara: Are you kidding me?
616
00:26:35,998 --> 00:26:40,335
There is so much snow up
there. We have to cross that?
617
00:26:42,505 --> 00:26:44,806
To get to the Continental Divide,
618
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,542
we had to follow an old mule trail,
619
00:26:47,576 --> 00:26:49,544
which weaved its way up between the peaks
620
00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:52,380
to an altitude of 12,000 feet.
621
00:26:52,415 --> 00:26:57,085
To make matters worse, it started to snow.
622
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:05,593
This is incredible.
623
00:27:12,568 --> 00:27:16,037
Wood: Oh, don't look over the
edge. Don't look over the edge.
624
00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:17,906
Holy [Bleep]
625
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,575
Oh, don't die. Don't die. Don't die.
626
00:27:22,778 --> 00:27:27,816
Wood: Now, I would not bring
a two-wheel-drive minivan
627
00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:30,051
up here under any circumstances.
628
00:27:34,991 --> 00:27:36,057
Whoa.
629
00:27:36,092 --> 00:27:38,793
You guys, oh, come on! Dig!
630
00:27:39,862 --> 00:27:41,963
[Laughing] Whoa!
631
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,502
Whoa, that's not good for the vehicle.
632
00:27:50,539 --> 00:27:53,675
Wood: The trail got rockier and steeper.
633
00:27:53,709 --> 00:27:55,744
Adam and my
all-wheel-drive minivans
634
00:27:55,778 --> 00:27:57,879
were somehow still going,
635
00:27:57,913 --> 00:28:01,383
but Tanner's rear-wheel
drive was in trouble.
636
00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:04,386
Oh, my gosh, here comes some rough stuff.
637
00:28:07,523 --> 00:28:12,560
Go, go, go, go.
638
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:21,269
Please don't blow through
the windshield on me.
639
00:28:21,303 --> 00:28:23,071
Ferrara: Tanner struggles to get free.
640
00:28:23,105 --> 00:28:25,507
And we attempt to cross an icy lake.
641
00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:27,575
Wood: Oh, my God! That's so cold!
642
00:28:28,586 --> 00:28:31,221
Wood: We were retracing
an early pioneer trail
643
00:28:31,256 --> 00:28:34,124
on a 200-mile journey
across the Rocky Mountains
644
00:28:34,158 --> 00:28:37,093
to find out which of our covered wagons
645
00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:38,228
was the toughest.
646
00:28:38,763 --> 00:28:42,232
So far, each of our
minivans had won a challenge,
647
00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:44,567
but now the stakes were much higher
648
00:28:44,602 --> 00:28:45,568
as we attempted an off-road crossing
649
00:28:45,603 --> 00:28:48,238
of the Continental Divide.
650
00:28:48,272 --> 00:28:50,974
Tanner was already stuck.
651
00:28:51,008 --> 00:28:53,643
Skater shoes were not a good call.
652
00:28:53,677 --> 00:28:58,648
He went out of his way to
find a rear-wheel-drive manual,
653
00:28:58,682 --> 00:29:00,817
and do you know why
they're so hard to find?
654
00:29:00,851 --> 00:29:02,652
'Cause they're crap.
655
00:29:02,686 --> 00:29:05,355
I'm getting out to pee.
656
00:29:05,389 --> 00:29:06,823
Foust: Okay.
657
00:29:10,394 --> 00:29:14,564
Please don't blow through
the windshield on me.
658
00:29:14,598 --> 00:29:16,232
Ferrara: Keep your head down!
659
00:29:16,267 --> 00:29:17,667
Yeah, seriously, right?
660
00:29:17,701 --> 00:29:22,005
Mental note... Low-gear range is key.
661
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:23,373
With the automatic, the torque converter
662
00:29:23,407 --> 00:29:24,507
can let you drive slowly,
663
00:29:24,542 --> 00:29:26,910
but this thing just
does not let you go slow.
664
00:29:26,944 --> 00:29:28,378
It's a speed demon, really.
665
00:29:28,412 --> 00:29:30,480
The fact that in the marketing campaign,
666
00:29:30,514 --> 00:29:32,816
they actually stood it
next to a space shuttle
667
00:29:32,850 --> 00:29:35,819
to show the similarity in profile
668
00:29:35,853 --> 00:29:37,754
lets you know it's built for speed.
669
00:29:37,788 --> 00:29:42,025
Not really for comfort or for off-roading.
670
00:29:42,059 --> 00:29:46,830
[Sighing] Oh, God. That was brutal.
671
00:29:47,932 --> 00:29:50,700
Ferrara: Let's see.
672
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,207
[Laughs] There we go.
673
00:29:57,241 --> 00:29:59,809
You're adorable.
674
00:30:02,379 --> 00:30:03,780
This freaking sucks.
675
00:30:03,814 --> 00:30:05,849
Get back in your truck.
676
00:30:05,883 --> 00:30:07,750
Back in your whatever that thing is.
677
00:30:07,785 --> 00:30:09,419
What? Whatever that is? You mean this
rock climber? Okay, we're late. We're late.
678
00:30:09,453 --> 00:30:11,754
Oh, gosh! No, it's late! Oh,
thank you for getting the door.
679
00:30:11,789 --> 00:30:12,989
It's getting cold. The
sun's coming down. Come on.
680
00:30:13,023 --> 00:30:16,125
Let's go. [Laughs]
681
00:30:17,428 --> 00:30:21,097
Let's go to the next place
you're gonna get stuck!
682
00:30:25,569 --> 00:30:27,937
Ferrara: We continued to
climb into the unknown...
683
00:30:29,373 --> 00:30:33,510
...And broke through the
clouds into dazzling sunlight
684
00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:37,680
that illuminated the full
horror of what lay ahead.
685
00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:48,057
Ferrara: Beautiful, isn't it?
686
00:30:48,092 --> 00:30:49,659
Wood: Little colder up here.
687
00:30:49,693 --> 00:30:51,494
So, how high do you
think it is to cross that?
688
00:30:51,529 --> 00:30:55,398
That's 12,500 feet.
It's over the tree line.
689
00:30:55,432 --> 00:30:57,767
That's why it looks
bald, and it's deep snow.
690
00:30:57,801 --> 00:31:00,003
Aren't you worried about
not having all-wheel drive?
691
00:31:00,037 --> 00:31:03,606
No, these tires, this van...
692
00:31:03,641 --> 00:31:05,708
I think you're trying to
hide how nervous you are.
693
00:31:05,743 --> 00:31:07,043
Yep. I don't know what
you're talking about.
694
00:31:07,077 --> 00:31:08,711
This is the best decision I've ever made...
695
00:31:08,746 --> 00:31:12,382
Choosing the rear-wheel-drive,
manual, v-6 Aerostar...
696
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:13,583
You're doing that thing
697
00:31:13,617 --> 00:31:15,351
where you talk really
fast when you're lying.
698
00:31:15,386 --> 00:31:16,686
Let's get on the road. Come on!
699
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,021
Let's do this! I'm psyched! I'm stoked!
700
00:31:18,055 --> 00:31:19,522
He's standing in a puddle of his own urine.
701
00:31:19,557 --> 00:31:21,090
It's gonna be great! It's gonna be awesome!
702
00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:24,327
You're gonna see how
tough the Astro really is.
703
00:31:30,834 --> 00:31:34,671
Holy [Bleep]
704
00:31:34,705 --> 00:31:35,672
Whoa!
705
00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:37,740
Look at those jagged rocks up there.
706
00:31:37,775 --> 00:31:42,312
There's no way a minivan
has been up here before.
707
00:31:43,948 --> 00:31:46,416
Keep climbing, fellas! Keep climbing!
708
00:31:52,389 --> 00:31:55,358
Wood: We were now at almost 12,000 feet
709
00:31:55,392 --> 00:31:58,962
and only half a mile from the top.
710
00:31:58,996 --> 00:32:02,498
But the trail was getting
steeper and narrower.
711
00:32:02,533 --> 00:32:06,836
Holy crap, it just drops straight off.
712
00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:10,139
Oh, this is not smart at all.
713
00:32:23,087 --> 00:32:25,722
Uh-oh, back end is trying to slip off
714
00:32:25,756 --> 00:32:27,690
the freaking cliff right now.
715
00:32:27,725 --> 00:32:30,526
Come on. Come on. Come on.
716
00:32:33,197 --> 00:32:35,264
[Bleep]
717
00:32:37,101 --> 00:32:38,735
Wood: Can you try throwing it in reverse,
718
00:32:38,769 --> 00:32:40,637
see if you get any traction?
719
00:32:40,671 --> 00:32:44,741
I can't back up because
I'm right on the edge.
720
00:32:44,775 --> 00:32:46,576
This was a disaster.
721
00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:48,611
There wasn't a worse place to be stuck.
722
00:32:48,646 --> 00:32:50,780
Tanner couldn't drive forward,
723
00:32:50,814 --> 00:32:53,516
and his rear tires were
inches from the edge.
724
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:56,219
Adam, any way you can get
back behind me a little bit?
725
00:32:56,253 --> 00:32:59,055
Not really much. Can you straighten
it out and come back to me?
726
00:32:59,089 --> 00:33:03,326
Me? No. I'll just back straight
off the... off the cliff, yeah?
727
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,728
All right, let me see if
I can come in now. Ready?
728
00:33:05,763 --> 00:33:06,996
Come on in. Come on in.
729
00:33:10,768 --> 00:33:12,268
[Thud]
730
00:33:12,302 --> 00:33:15,338
Push, push, push. Rutledge, push.
731
00:33:15,372 --> 00:33:17,206
[Engine revs]
732
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:27,750
Go, go, go, go, go. Go.
733
00:33:28,752 --> 00:33:30,720
Go, go, go.
734
00:33:30,754 --> 00:33:34,657
Don't push me sideways!
Don't push me sideways!
735
00:33:37,394 --> 00:33:41,531
Wood: Straighten your wheel, Adam!
736
00:33:41,565 --> 00:33:42,799
That's it! That's it!
737
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,101
Keep pushing! Keep pushing!
Oh, you came off me.
738
00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:46,269
Go, go, Adam! Come on.
739
00:33:47,504 --> 00:33:49,272
Keep going, keep going.
740
00:33:49,306 --> 00:33:53,443
It needs to be constant.
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Gas.
741
00:33:53,477 --> 00:33:55,111
Come, come, come.
742
00:33:55,145 --> 00:33:57,513
Yeah!
743
00:33:57,548 --> 00:33:58,981
I got it from here.
744
00:33:59,016 --> 00:34:00,316
All right! Thanks, Adam!
745
00:34:00,350 --> 00:34:02,185
Yes!
746
00:34:02,219 --> 00:34:05,955
Almost there! This is it! This is it!
747
00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:10,526
And nobody died.
748
00:34:10,561 --> 00:34:12,962
Oh, this is awesome.
749
00:34:14,465 --> 00:34:18,468
We've crossed the continental
divide in minivans!
750
00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:28,010
We are pioneers.
751
00:34:28,045 --> 00:34:30,847
We've taken minivans where
they've never gone before,
752
00:34:30,881 --> 00:34:32,782
and the Town & Country is clearly the best.
753
00:34:32,816 --> 00:34:36,119
W-w... I'm sorry. What was up here first?
754
00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:38,287
What had to be pushed up here?
755
00:34:38,322 --> 00:34:39,622
I had to push both of you!
756
00:34:39,656 --> 00:34:42,325
No, I had to push him,
and you had to push him.
757
00:34:42,359 --> 00:34:43,493
I pushed you.
758
00:34:43,527 --> 00:34:44,827
Because I was pushing him.
759
00:34:44,862 --> 00:34:47,964
It doesn't matter. The
Astro... strongest minivan.
760
00:34:49,066 --> 00:34:52,702
Ahh!
761
00:34:52,736 --> 00:34:56,372
Somehow, we had managed
to cross the Rockies,
762
00:34:56,406 --> 00:34:59,208
but we still had a major obstacle left...
763
00:34:59,243 --> 00:35:00,910
Something the early pioneers
764
00:35:00,944 --> 00:35:03,579
feared even more than crossing mountains...
765
00:35:03,614 --> 00:35:06,582
Crossing water.
766
00:35:06,617 --> 00:35:07,984
Ferrara: Hold on, hold on.
767
00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:12,622
We have to make these vans
float across that water?
768
00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:18,094
Mine's already pretty
lightweight, I'm just saying.
769
00:35:18,128 --> 00:35:19,762
Back in the day, they would caulk the wagon
770
00:35:19,797 --> 00:35:20,830
and fjord the river.
771
00:35:20,864 --> 00:35:21,831
They would what? They would do what?
772
00:35:21,865 --> 00:35:23,499
The would caulk the wagon.
773
00:35:23,534 --> 00:35:24,834
This is a family show.
774
00:35:24,868 --> 00:35:27,336
They would put caulk in
all the holes in the wagon
775
00:35:27,371 --> 00:35:28,805
so it would be watertight,
776
00:35:28,839 --> 00:35:30,640
and then they would fjord a river,
777
00:35:30,674 --> 00:35:33,609
but this is a lake, and these are heavy.
778
00:35:33,644 --> 00:35:34,710
Can you fjord a lake?
779
00:35:34,745 --> 00:35:37,013
I don't think you can.
780
00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:38,648
Wait, if we can make modifications,
781
00:35:38,682 --> 00:35:40,683
I mean, like the wind is
kind of blowing that way.
782
00:35:40,717 --> 00:35:41,684
It's not that far.
783
00:35:41,718 --> 00:35:43,319
Doesn't look that raging.
784
00:35:43,353 --> 00:35:44,520
I got some ideas.
785
00:35:44,555 --> 00:35:45,688
I think I'm good.
786
00:35:45,722 --> 00:35:47,557
Good luck finding your caulk. Oh, yeah.
787
00:35:47,591 --> 00:35:50,059
Ferrara: We had overnight
788
00:35:50,093 --> 00:35:53,062
to prepare for the
ultimate covered wagon test,
789
00:35:53,096 --> 00:35:56,265
and there could only be one winner.
790
00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:02,371
The next day, with modifications complete,
791
00:36:02,406 --> 00:36:05,041
we were ready to enter the icy waters.
792
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:06,342
What do you think?
793
00:36:06,376 --> 00:36:07,510
Foust: Are you kidding me?
794
00:36:07,544 --> 00:36:09,846
Like a Mississippi paddle boat.
795
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,380
I found a bicycle.
796
00:36:11,415 --> 00:36:12,448
[Laughter] Check this out.
797
00:36:12,482 --> 00:36:14,450
You're gonna paddle your way across?
798
00:36:14,484 --> 00:36:15,518
Oh, yeah.
799
00:36:15,552 --> 00:36:17,186
'Cause you've been training so much?
800
00:36:17,221 --> 00:36:20,223
Ferrara: Rut, don't
take this the wrong way,
801
00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:22,525
but I think your machine
is severely underpowered.
802
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,527
Do you guys not get it?
Look. It's like a riverboat.
803
00:36:24,561 --> 00:36:25,595
Let me show you.
804
00:36:25,629 --> 00:36:26,762
Get on up there.
805
00:36:26,797 --> 00:36:29,098
Go ahead. Oh, look... He's revving it up!
806
00:36:29,132 --> 00:36:31,701
Look at that! He's revving it up!
807
00:36:31,735 --> 00:36:34,203
I feel like we're watching
from kind of a bad perspective.
808
00:36:34,238 --> 00:36:36,272
Yeah. This is a strange
angle to be looking at.
809
00:36:36,306 --> 00:36:39,342
Tell me I don't look good in this wet suit.
810
00:36:39,376 --> 00:36:41,711
Adam, did you chop the...?
811
00:36:41,745 --> 00:36:43,379
Yes, I did.
812
00:36:43,413 --> 00:36:45,982
Wow. You made this van so much cooler.
813
00:36:46,016 --> 00:36:48,317
I found a 7-horsepower motor,
814
00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:50,553
so I had to save some
weight, so I cut the top off,
815
00:36:50,587 --> 00:36:52,421
and I didn't want to be trapped
in here if it does go down,
816
00:36:52,456 --> 00:36:54,390
so I can make a quick escape.
817
00:36:54,424 --> 00:36:56,425
And then you put old
race tires on the side?
818
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,160
Yeah. That's gonna help me float.
819
00:36:58,195 --> 00:37:00,963
You guys, I don't know
what you were thinking,
820
00:37:00,998 --> 00:37:03,099
but I've gone how the
pioneers actually crossed,
821
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,667
and that's in canoes.
822
00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:06,869
Buoyancy is what it's about.
823
00:37:06,904 --> 00:37:08,137
But you're gonna sink.
824
00:37:08,171 --> 00:37:10,406
Those have, like, a weight
of 500 or 600 pounds.
825
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,974
Excuse me, Sacajawea.
826
00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:14,377
How are you gonna power this beast?
827
00:37:14,411 --> 00:37:18,381
I am gonna use the winch,
what we already have.
828
00:37:18,415 --> 00:37:20,850
I'm just gonna simply take a
rope over, tie it to a tree...
829
00:37:20,884 --> 00:37:22,318
How much cable do you think you have?
830
00:37:22,352 --> 00:37:25,154
So, you're using an
electric winch over water
831
00:37:25,188 --> 00:37:28,157
with a minivan strapped between two canoes?
832
00:37:28,191 --> 00:37:29,325
Yes.
833
00:37:29,359 --> 00:37:30,626
I'm using pedal power.
834
00:37:30,661 --> 00:37:33,296
Smooth sailing right across there.
835
00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:35,564
Okay. Like I'm crossing
the mighty Mississip.
836
00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:38,134
Really? You're sick already, aren't you?
837
00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,136
I love water. [Laughs]
838
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,470
People know one of my greatest hobbies
839
00:37:41,505 --> 00:37:43,806
is to be in and around water.
840
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,641
Yeah. You know what? I'll go first.
841
00:37:45,676 --> 00:37:46,776
I'm gonna just breeze through this.
842
00:37:46,810 --> 00:37:48,611
I'm just ready to knock it out.
843
00:37:48,645 --> 00:37:49,745
Go ahead. You do it.
844
00:37:50,814 --> 00:37:51,981
All right, Rut. Yeah?
845
00:37:52,015 --> 00:37:54,650
Once your tires touch the
water, we start the clock.
846
00:37:54,685 --> 00:37:55,685
Let's do it!
847
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:56,986
Ready, set... Go! Go!
848
00:37:57,020 --> 00:38:00,389
Yeah! Get it going! Yes!
849
00:38:00,424 --> 00:38:01,824
That's it! That's it! That's it!
850
00:38:01,858 --> 00:38:03,592
Come on! Go! Time's set!
851
00:38:03,627 --> 00:38:05,761
I'm gonna hold my breath.
852
00:38:08,432 --> 00:38:09,398
[Bleep]
853
00:38:11,168 --> 00:38:13,302
Don't break the wheel.
854
00:38:13,337 --> 00:38:16,572
Oh, that [Bleep] Floating now. He's going!
855
00:38:16,606 --> 00:38:21,243
You aren't gonna believe
how nice it looks over here!
856
00:38:22,012 --> 00:38:26,015
Coming up, we find out which of
our minivans actually floats. Whoo!
857
00:38:26,049 --> 00:38:28,150
Wood: Oh, my God. That's so cold.
858
00:38:30,465 --> 00:38:33,767
We were in the midst of
an epic, 200-mile journey
859
00:38:33,801 --> 00:38:36,436
over the Rocky Mountains in minivans.
860
00:38:36,471 --> 00:38:38,138
We had all won a challenge
861
00:38:38,172 --> 00:38:41,341
and somehow made it across
the Continental Divide,
862
00:38:41,376 --> 00:38:43,844
so it all came down to this...
863
00:38:43,878 --> 00:38:48,181
Who could cross a lake the fastest?
864
00:38:48,216 --> 00:38:50,817
Lance Armstrong was on his way.
865
00:38:50,852 --> 00:38:52,920
Ferrara: Don't break the wheel.
866
00:38:57,392 --> 00:39:00,394
Foust: He's going!
867
00:39:00,428 --> 00:39:03,063
You aren't gonna believe
how nice it looks over here!
868
00:39:03,097 --> 00:39:06,300
I tell you, you look like
a real pioneer up there!
869
00:39:06,334 --> 00:39:08,735
It's really well-balanced.
870
00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:11,405
Do you notice he doesn't have a rudder?
871
00:39:11,439 --> 00:39:14,308
See you guys later!
872
00:39:14,342 --> 00:39:19,746
1, 2, 1, 2.
873
00:39:19,781 --> 00:39:22,115
The fact that it's still
floating is impressive.
874
00:39:22,150 --> 00:39:23,717
Yeah. You get points for that.
875
00:39:23,751 --> 00:39:25,552
Come on. Come on.
876
00:39:27,188 --> 00:39:30,557
I really should have thought
of a way to turn this thing.
877
00:39:30,592 --> 00:39:32,659
I'm going the wrong way.
878
00:39:32,694 --> 00:39:34,695
Wait a second.
879
00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:36,830
Is he going in?
880
00:39:36,864 --> 00:39:38,932
He's made a complete circle.
881
00:39:38,967 --> 00:39:42,302
I'm gonna swim it in!
882
00:39:42,337 --> 00:39:45,138
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! That's so cold!
883
00:39:45,173 --> 00:39:47,641
Holy [Bleep]
884
00:39:47,675 --> 00:39:50,077
Holy [Bleep]
885
00:39:50,111 --> 00:39:52,713
Someone tell me when I hit shore.
886
00:39:52,747 --> 00:39:56,550
Unfortunately for Rut, he
ended up where he started,
887
00:39:56,584 --> 00:39:59,019
and two minutes in the
water was all he could take.
888
00:39:59,053 --> 00:40:03,156
I give up! I surrender!
889
00:40:03,191 --> 00:40:04,858
[Laughing]
890
00:40:04,892 --> 00:40:06,193
It's so cold!
891
00:40:06,227 --> 00:40:07,995
[Laughing]
892
00:40:08,029 --> 00:40:10,897
All right. This hurts.
I'll see you guys later.
893
00:40:10,932 --> 00:40:12,699
The ice right on his feet.
894
00:40:12,734 --> 00:40:15,102
Oh, my God, that hurts. Oh.
895
00:40:15,136 --> 00:40:17,004
With the Astro out,
896
00:40:17,038 --> 00:40:19,706
it was down to Town &
Country versus Aerostar
897
00:40:19,741 --> 00:40:22,409
for the title of
America's toughest minivan.
898
00:40:22,443 --> 00:40:23,777
Want to race?
899
00:40:23,811 --> 00:40:25,112
Go.
900
00:40:25,146 --> 00:40:28,181
Okay. Got to tighten this.
901
00:40:28,216 --> 00:40:30,550
Get the winch out there. Come on.
902
00:40:30,585 --> 00:40:31,818
How's that motor going?
903
00:40:34,122 --> 00:40:36,289
We'll see you at the finish.
904
00:40:36,324 --> 00:40:39,192
Yeah! Don't sink!
905
00:40:39,227 --> 00:40:41,561
Don't sink! Don't sink! Don't sink.
906
00:40:41,596 --> 00:40:45,732
7-horsepower motor. What a cheater.
907
00:40:45,767 --> 00:40:47,968
It's not cheating! Unbelievable.
908
00:40:48,002 --> 00:40:50,270
The pioneers may not
have had outboard motors,
909
00:40:50,304 --> 00:40:53,640
but they didn't have
electric winches, either,
910
00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:56,209
and my plan meant I didn't
have to paddle across a lake
911
00:40:56,244 --> 00:40:57,411
and tie up to a tree.
912
00:40:57,445 --> 00:40:58,945
Come on.
913
00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,480
Almost there.
914
00:41:00,515 --> 00:41:03,650
[Engine turns over]
915
00:41:03,685 --> 00:41:06,820
There you go. Good girl. Good girl.
916
00:41:10,224 --> 00:41:12,125
I was already halfway across,
917
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,229
and Tanner hadn't even made
it back to his Aerostar.
918
00:41:16,264 --> 00:41:19,232
Working! It's working!
919
00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:22,569
The S.S. Town & Country
had this one in the bag.
920
00:41:27,742 --> 00:41:29,376
[Engine stops] Oh, come on.
921
00:41:29,410 --> 00:41:30,477
Don't die! Don't die.
922
00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:33,613
What's up, you cheater?
923
00:41:33,648 --> 00:41:35,048
[Muttering]
924
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:37,050
Oh, is it not working? I'm sorry.
925
00:41:37,085 --> 00:41:38,385
That's too bad.
926
00:41:38,419 --> 00:41:41,455
Just keep... oh, damn it! Damn.
927
00:41:41,489 --> 00:41:43,390
I can't believe I forgot gas.
928
00:41:43,424 --> 00:41:47,594
And then it's just a
push-button road to victory.
929
00:41:48,896 --> 00:41:50,697
There we go.
930
00:41:50,732 --> 00:41:53,700
Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talking about!
931
00:41:53,735 --> 00:41:55,635
Whoo!
932
00:41:55,670 --> 00:41:58,972
Plan b... Stroke, stroke, stroke.
933
00:41:59,006 --> 00:42:01,141
My Chrysler had gotten me this far.
934
00:42:01,175 --> 00:42:03,143
There was only 100 yards to go,
935
00:42:03,177 --> 00:42:05,645
and there was no way I was
gonna let winch boy win.
936
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,647
You shall not pass!
937
00:42:07,682 --> 00:42:10,317
Come on! Really?
938
00:42:10,351 --> 00:42:12,219
Ha ha!
939
00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:14,254
Get off of here! No!
940
00:42:14,288 --> 00:42:16,022
No, get off!
941
00:42:16,057 --> 00:42:18,291
You're not climbing on here.
942
00:42:18,326 --> 00:42:21,228
Get back on your boat. You shall not pass!
943
00:42:22,363 --> 00:42:25,665
Hey, I'm just gonna go back
to pushing my button, okay?
944
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,435
[Whistling]
945
00:42:30,471 --> 00:42:33,940
That's it. Okay.
946
00:42:33,975 --> 00:42:35,942
Turning left.
947
00:42:35,977 --> 00:42:39,079
You can do it.
948
00:42:39,113 --> 00:42:40,847
Wood: While the other
two were playing pirates,
949
00:42:40,882 --> 00:42:42,649
I've made it to the other side on foot,
950
00:42:42,683 --> 00:42:45,852
just in time to congratulate Tanner.
951
00:42:45,887 --> 00:42:48,021
That's not bad for
second place, right there.
952
00:42:48,055 --> 00:42:49,422
Second place? Where's your car?
953
00:42:49,457 --> 00:42:50,957
Right over there on the shore.
954
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,763
It was so determined to get
here, it made it all by itself.
955
00:42:56,798 --> 00:42:59,032
I can't believe you
just left Adam out there.
956
00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:00,534
I think a breeze will pick up.
957
00:43:00,568 --> 00:43:01,701
That's it.
958
00:43:01,736 --> 00:43:04,538
Stroke! Stroke!
959
00:43:04,572 --> 00:43:07,207
[Cheers and applause]
960
00:43:07,241 --> 00:43:10,911
I don't think they realize
how cold that water was.
961
00:43:10,945 --> 00:43:12,379
Yeah. It was really cold,
962
00:43:12,413 --> 00:43:16,016
but what I think they do realize
is how bad that Aerostar was.
963
00:43:16,050 --> 00:43:18,185
Come on. And everybody
realizes that you two
964
00:43:18,219 --> 00:43:19,853
left me out there to die.
965
00:43:19,887 --> 00:43:21,021
[Laughter]
966
00:43:21,055 --> 00:43:22,522
Okay, I got across the lake
967
00:43:22,557 --> 00:43:24,424
with my van first, which was the goal.
968
00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:25,759
I win.
969
00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:27,394
Now, that's funny when
you say it like that,
970
00:43:27,428 --> 00:43:29,062
because I was actually on the shore,
971
00:43:29,096 --> 00:43:30,430
waiting for you with my van,
972
00:43:30,464 --> 00:43:32,632
so that means I win. True.
973
00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:34,568
Your van drifted across on its own.
974
00:43:34,602 --> 00:43:37,404
It made it, plus mine was
the best at moving livestock,
975
00:43:37,438 --> 00:43:39,573
- just like the early settlers.
- Friendly sheep.
976
00:43:39,607 --> 00:43:41,241
What? You had a friendly sheep.
977
00:43:41,275 --> 00:43:42,976
Okay, listen, listen. I won the drag race.
978
00:43:43,010 --> 00:43:44,644
And I'm not fighting him on this.
979
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:47,747
Do you really want to be the
guy that chose the best minivan?
980
00:43:47,782 --> 00:43:51,059
- Um, no, not if you put it like that.
- Then shut up.
981
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:55,160
Rut, you win, you are the
king of the soccer mums.
982
00:43:55,161 --> 00:43:55,861
Thank you very much!
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