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Now on Top Gear,
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They are american icons
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but which is the best modern muscle car?
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Wow! That's fast!
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We'll find out
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As we flex them in every possible way.
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What?! No!
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The 1960s was the decade of the muscle car.
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It was all about big engines,
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Drag racing, freedom, and rebellion.
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But over the past few years,
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Muscle cars have made a comeback.
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In 2008, Dodge brought back the Challenger.
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The Camaro ss arrived in 2009.
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And then there's the Mustang,
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Which has been bulking up since 2005.
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But are these cars worthy
of the "muscle car" name?
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To find out, we each chose
one and headed to L.A.
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This is the 2012 Dodge Challenger SRT8.
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It looks mean. It sounds mean.
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It's got more horsepower per dollar
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Than any other car on the market.
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This car was born out of the
muscle-car era of the '60s,
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And the muscle-car
formula's pretty simple.
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It's all about a big engine
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In a two-door car with four seats.
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This car is the best retro
muscle car on the market.
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Wow.
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Huh?
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2012 Mustang GT.
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Not only the best modern-day muscle car...
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The best muscle car ever.
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You know, you can't
just call it a muscle car
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By sticking a "5.0" emblem on the side.
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No. You know why I call it a muscle car?
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Zero to 60... 4.3 seconds.
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412 horsepower.
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Perfect.
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- "Perfect"?
- Yes.
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That's how you would describe
the history of the Mustang?
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- "Perfect"?
- Okay. All right. Fine.
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There were some dark areas.
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Some?
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Mustang II, terrible. I give you that.
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The four-cylinder Mustang?
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Mm, that was bad, too.
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The six-cylinder Mustang,
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Which every dude in
Florida thought was a GT?
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Why do you always have
to focus on the negative?
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- Well, we got a Dodge Challenger...
- Yep.
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And we got a Ford
Mustang. - Mm-hmm.
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They do not make the GTO anymore...
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Which really started the whole thing.
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Which leaves Tanner with one option.
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Look.
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He's got the Barbie Chevy.
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Wow.
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You're even dressing like a girl.
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Oh, come on, now.
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It's just what Rutledge usually wears.
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That's a really nice shirt.
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I give you the 2012 Camaro SS auto.
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You know what? It's an LS motor.
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It's used in everything
from airplanes to boats.
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- It's got a modern suspension, and it's the right size.
- Mm.
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Would you ever buy a Chevy Camaro?
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A new one?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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That's not necessarily the question.
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I would buy this. The question is,
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"what is the best retro muscle car?"
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How many horsepower you have?
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400.
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- 400?
- Yeah.
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Does your husband have one?
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Our first challenge was 20 miles away
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at the L.A. River,
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so we hit the road.
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You know what I like about muscle cars?
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Rebellion. That's what it's about.
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They were loud. They were brash.
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Big engine, light car.
Go fast, straight line.
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This Mustang embodies
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The rebellious nature of a muscle car.
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And the Mustang never
went out of production,
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Unlike the Camaro or the Challenger.
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I love driving this car. I really do.
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The reason this is the best muscle car here
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Is because it does everything.
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It's got looks. It's got performance.
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It's got the power.
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That's what a muscle car is about.
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It's about making other people look over
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And go, "wow! That's a cool car."
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Look at that.
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The harder you hit the gas,
the more you smile in this car.
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That's a good feeling.
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I mean, what's that
Camaro say about Tanner?
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"I'm very boring." that's what it says.
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I'm not saying that I am a
huge Camaro fan as a whole.
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I'm just saying that it's a better choice
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Than the other two for
the muscle-car challenge.
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The SRT8... that car is giant.
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When you see that it hits Rutledge's head,
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Like, proportionately,
you know something's wrong.
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And the Mustang's still dealing
with the same old-school issues
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That it had back in the '60s...
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Live rear axle, high center
of gravity, heavy front end.
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The Camaro has stayed
true to its original form.
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It's about the right size for a muscle car.
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Oh, look who's here.
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The SS. Super sassy.
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Sure, the paint job on this
Camaro's a little bit weak
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And it's an automatic
and the interior is beige.
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And it's an automatic.
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Okay.
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I'm screwed.
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I bet I've seen the
movie "Grease" 100 times,
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and I have wanted to
drive in the L.A. River
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since I was a kid.
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Yeah! This is awesome!
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Fellas, do you see what I see?
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There is a homeless dude
washing his body in the river.
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Oh, this is weird.
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Not that, Rut. Those.
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Oh, look at that.
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No freaking way.
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Look at that.
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Wow!
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Wow.
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1970 Challenger.
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Oh. Look at it.
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1970 Boss 302.
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There is a god, and he drives a Ford.
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'69 Camaro SS.
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This is the reason I picked the Camaro,
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because that is badass right there.
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Excuse me.
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- That is badass.
- It is.
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- So is that, by the way.
- Wow!
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Let's drive these things. Come on.
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Read the paper. Let's go drive.
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Okay. Gentlemen, pay attention.
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"In the 1960s,
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the highest form of youthful
rebellion was drag racing."
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes. We're gonna get to
drag race these things!
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"To see which of your cars
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"is most worthy of the 'muscle car' label,
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you will drag race on this dry riverbed."
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Partially dry.
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"You will begin in the
original versions of your car,
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"then switch to the modern
versions at the halfway point.
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The first car to finish wins."
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Okay, so, to there and back. Right.
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Done.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Gentlemen, you ready?
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All right, here we go.
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In 5, 4...
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3, 2, 1... Go!
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Come on, baby...
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Oh, getting sideways!
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I'm even with the Challenger!
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Dig! Oh, there it goes!
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He's gone!
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The Challenger is so fast!
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Rutledge is gone!
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Oh, this thing is a rocket ship!
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Oh, this thing doesn't brake very well.
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But he's braking early! That big pansy!
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Wow! That is sketchy.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Ohhh!
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Oh, I almost hit him!
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Holy I almost hit him!
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Seat belt on.
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ohh!
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Seat belt on. Start the car.
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Oh, I'm the water!
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That's reverse.
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Oh, I'm still in second. Crap. Come on!
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Oh, no. Here comes Rutledge.
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Go! Go!
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Oh, you're kidding me!
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Yes!
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Beat by an automatic Camaro!
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No!
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That was terrible.
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I thought I had absolutely
no chance at that.
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Ugh.
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I am ashamed right now.
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- I'm ashamed of myself.
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I'm ashamed of how much
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Yep. Oh, my god. We were dead even,
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and you just horsepowered by me.
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- Yeah. You know what happened?
- I horsepowered by you,
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And then I realized I had to stop.
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- You backed out of it.
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and there was almost nothing there,
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which is why I slowed way down.
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Long story short,
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the two faster cars just
got smoked by the Camaro.
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That's a lucky win I might
take, but I'm gonna take it.
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- Let's get out of here.
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Do you smell that aroma?
Smells like victory!
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- That's what victory smells like?
- Yeah.
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Tire smoke and old spice?
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Coming up, the competition
over which is the best
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Modern muscle car takes a shocking turn.
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I'm gonna poop.
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Welcome back to "Top Gear,"
where we're trying to find
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the best modern muscle car.
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So far, I got to say, it's
a little bit of awesome.
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Camaro took first place in the drag race,
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Even being an automatic,
which means you guys suck.
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I'm just saying.
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I will tell you this...
I like it a lot in black,
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But the paint job you had,
my friend, was fabulous!
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It was... it was fantastic.
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Whatever.
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I am one up, you guys are at scratch,
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and there's more where that came from.
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Our next challenge was 60 miles away
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At a drive-in movie theater
in Riverside, California.
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In the 1960s muscle-car heyday,
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there were 5,000 drive-ins
across the country.
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Our challenge was to do
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a slalom circuit in the parking lot,
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a 360-degree turn around a flag,
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and then race back to the finish line.
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But there was a catch.
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"To give you a flavor
of the twitchy handling
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"of the original muscle cars, you will race
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"while connected to an
electronic muscle stimulator.
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Fastest time wins."
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Where would you put it?
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I'd put it on him.
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- Pecs.
- Pecs?
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Done. You go first.
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- Pecs, and I go first?
- Yeah.
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Mount 'em up.
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Drive-ins have humps
throughout the parking lot
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To raise each car up,
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Giving it the best view of the screen.
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This terrain would definitely
be a handling challenge.
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Okay.
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I got the electrodes.
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- Okay. You gonna hook that up?
- Yeah.
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To my pecs.
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Oh, gosh.
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You want me to hold that for you?
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Hell, no. No, I'll just hold on to it.
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You're not holding on to
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What are you gonna set it at?
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Controls go to 8. 8 will kill you.
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So we'll go to 7.
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Ohh! That was 3, and that's scary.
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Ow. Ow.
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Let's see 5.
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That's 4.
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00:11:24,864 --> 00:11:27,166
I don't want to do this anymore.
263
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,501
Okay, get in the car. You're ready.
264
00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:31,303
Leg up. Leg up. Leg up.
265
00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:33,205
This seems incredibly safe.
266
00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:36,675
Oh, it's like being stung by bees.
267
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,777
Officially one of the worst ideas ever.
268
00:11:38,812 --> 00:11:40,312
This is twisted right now.
269
00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:42,047
All right. Give me a countdown, fellas!
270
00:11:42,081 --> 00:11:43,449
Ow! Aah!
271
00:11:43,483 --> 00:11:45,384
We just got to get the...
yeah, let's just make sure...
272
00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:47,553
- Let's look like we're talking about the stopwatch...
- Come on!
273
00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:49,188
But just make him sit there longer.
274
00:11:49,222 --> 00:11:50,722
Okay. Ohh!
275
00:11:50,757 --> 00:11:52,291
Oh, but look at the stopwatch.
276
00:11:52,325 --> 00:11:53,826
- Yeah, that one.
- You ready?
277
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,261
Ow! Ow! Yeah. Ow.
278
00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:57,696
Ah, is that bright?
279
00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:58,897
Did I get you in the eye?
280
00:11:58,932 --> 00:12:00,332
Ow! Hey, it's pretty bright.
281
00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:01,700
All right, fellas! Let's go!
282
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,635
Okay, you ready? Here
we go. Yeah. You ready?
283
00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:04,870
3, 2...
284
00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,538
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
285
00:12:08,274 --> 00:12:09,441
Ow, ow, ow.
286
00:12:09,476 --> 00:12:11,243
Ow! Ow!
287
00:12:11,277 --> 00:12:12,811
First turn. Ohh!
288
00:12:12,846 --> 00:12:15,547
- Oh, That hurts.
- Look at his face.
289
00:12:15,582 --> 00:12:17,883
Whoa. Oh. He is just...
290
00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:19,218
He is going for it.
291
00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:20,686
Tweet, tweet, tweet. Tweet.
292
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,087
Oh!
293
00:12:22,121 --> 00:12:24,756
- Nice little hop there.
- Wow. I'm impressed.
294
00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:27,860
Kind of keeping his composure
a little bit, considering.
295
00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:29,595
Ow!
296
00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:30,596
Oh, that looks bad.
297
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,731
I spoke way too soon. Wow.
298
00:12:32,765 --> 00:12:34,566
All right. 360 around the blue flag.
299
00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:35,901
aah!
300
00:12:35,935 --> 00:12:37,569
Now clutch kick around.
301
00:12:37,604 --> 00:12:40,405
Ow. Ow.
302
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,975
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Is he gonna
crash into the flag? No.
303
00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:44,343
That's close enough to the flag.
304
00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:45,410
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
305
00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:46,945
Okay, um, you know what?
306
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,147
Let's stand back here. Let's
just scoot back a little bit.
307
00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:51,416
Ow. Aah. Ow. Ow.
308
00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:53,218
Whoa!
309
00:12:55,788 --> 00:12:57,155
48 seconds.
310
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,257
Wow!
311
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:01,460
Oh, that hurts.
312
00:13:02,962 --> 00:13:04,496
How'd I do?
313
00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:05,697
Here's the thing that's freaky...
314
00:13:05,732 --> 00:13:08,500
That thing seems to
make you a better driver.
315
00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:11,270
So, it was decided...
Adam should always wear
316
00:13:11,304 --> 00:13:14,139
an electronic muscle
stimulator while driving.
317
00:13:14,173 --> 00:13:17,209
48 seconds was now the time to beat.
318
00:13:17,243 --> 00:13:18,710
Rutledge was up next
319
00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:20,679
and decided to connect it to his stomach.
320
00:13:20,713 --> 00:13:22,214
Oh, gosh!
321
00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,750
Oh, that is really...
that is really working!
322
00:13:24,784 --> 00:13:26,251
I'm gonna poop.
323
00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:29,922
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna poop my pants.
324
00:13:31,491 --> 00:13:33,692
That sucks. This is a bad idea.
325
00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:35,294
Get in there.
326
00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:36,795
Ow!
327
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:39,831
That is so painful. I am
definitely gonna throw up.
328
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,467
Ah. Mm.
329
00:13:42,502 --> 00:13:43,835
I'm ready. Let's go.
330
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,637
Holy hell. Ow!
331
00:13:45,672 --> 00:13:48,040
3, 2, 1, go!
332
00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:51,276
Ow!
333
00:13:51,311 --> 00:13:52,511
There he goes.
334
00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:55,714
Oh, gosh, that hurt my stomach. Holy crap.
335
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:58,617
Oh, gosh. He's getting out of control.
336
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:01,253
He's got elbows and asses everywhere.
337
00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:04,389
ow! Oh.
338
00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:07,125
Man, the Georgia is coming out of Rutledge.
339
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,461
Oh, god, that hurts! It's
so hard to concentrate.
340
00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:11,396
And around the flag. There you go.
341
00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:14,099
Completely missed the flag altogether.
342
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,934
That's close enough.
343
00:14:15,969 --> 00:14:18,103
ohh! That's so hard to do!
344
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:20,973
Here he comes. This is the scary part.
345
00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:22,608
Almost there! Stop!
346
00:14:22,642 --> 00:14:24,509
I'm gonna throw up! Son of a
347
00:14:24,544 --> 00:14:26,645
Ow. Oh.
348
00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:29,314
Holy [bleep]. Turn that off.
Turn that off. Turn that off.
349
00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:30,382
How'd he do?
350
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,516
50.75.
351
00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:33,585
Rut wasn't able to beat my time.
352
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:36,855
Race boy was up next, and since
he is a professional driver,
353
00:14:36,889 --> 00:14:38,924
we had to keep the competition even.
354
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,094
So I found a special
place for his electrodes.
355
00:14:44,697 --> 00:14:47,099
You look so sad, like a little, lost puppy.
356
00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:50,502
Oh, what is happening?
357
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:52,638
What is happ... this... go!
358
00:14:52,672 --> 00:14:56,375
Here we go. 3, 2, 1, go!
359
00:14:58,144 --> 00:15:00,012
Aah!
360
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,847
Ow! Ow!
361
00:15:01,881 --> 00:15:03,081
Look at that.
362
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:04,683
Oh, it hurts!
363
00:15:04,717 --> 00:15:07,619
Oh, gosh! Look at that.
364
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:10,856
No!
365
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,391
Oh, this is so awesome.
366
00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:13,825
It's like you hope something like this
367
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,994
Will happen to your friend,
and then when it finally does,
368
00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,529
It feels so much better.
369
00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:21,366
Oh!
370
00:15:21,401 --> 00:15:23,602
Around the flag. Oh, my teeth!
371
00:15:24,437 --> 00:15:27,539
Nice. Nice, full circle.
That's quality right there.
372
00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:28,874
Oh
373
00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:30,876
Finish line! Finish line! Finish line!
374
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,044
- Oh!
- Oh!
375
00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:33,011
Oh!
376
00:15:35,148 --> 00:15:36,481
Aah!
377
00:15:36,516 --> 00:15:38,517
Get this damn thing off of me!
378
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:39,951
That one looked faster. Yep.
379
00:15:39,986 --> 00:15:41,953
It was slower. It was?
380
00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:44,222
So, Adam took the challenge.
381
00:15:45,591 --> 00:15:47,626
Why are you so angry?
382
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,027
You look miserable.
383
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:51,229
I can smell my teeth right now.
384
00:15:53,132 --> 00:15:56,001
Coming up, our muscle-car
challenge continues...
385
00:15:56,035 --> 00:15:57,135
Let's go get him.
386
00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:58,437
...And Rutledge and I race
387
00:15:58,471 --> 00:16:00,706
across the old west... against horses.
388
00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:07,247
We're in the middle of trying to find out
389
00:16:07,282 --> 00:16:09,616
which is the best modern muscle car,
390
00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,685
but in the last challenge...
I got to be honest...
391
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,320
it seemed like more sadistic torture.
392
00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:16,390
I mean, how does sticking
electrotherapy pads
393
00:16:16,424 --> 00:16:18,392
and shocking electricity through your brain
394
00:16:18,426 --> 00:16:19,827
test muscle cars?
395
00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:24,064
The important thing about
that whole challenge was I won.
396
00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:25,299
Yeah, and that was crazy.
397
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,901
Somehow, being electrocuted
makes you a better driver.
398
00:16:27,936 --> 00:16:30,003
Oh, it makes you a better everything.
399
00:16:30,038 --> 00:16:31,572
I'm wearing them right now.
400
00:16:32,841 --> 00:16:34,808
All right, so, the Mustang
won the handling challenge,
401
00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:37,177
but to show Adam what
Mustangs could really do,
402
00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:39,413
Tanner and I took two
new souped-up versions
403
00:16:39,447 --> 00:16:42,416
that would put your
little girly one to shame,
404
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:45,152
and we put them to the
test out in the old west.
405
00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:50,391
This is Dead Horse Point in Utah.
406
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:53,427
Its desolate canyons and brutal terrain
407
00:16:53,461 --> 00:16:55,729
make it almost impassable,
408
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:59,600
But there is one thing that
still rules this frontier...
409
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:01,034
The horse.
410
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:02,836
Back in the mid 1800s,
411
00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:07,040
the Pony Express rode across
these wild expanses of land.
412
00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:08,876
But today...
413
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:11,311
horses have gotten a lot faster.
414
00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:16,450
But I wanted to know just how much faster.
415
00:17:16,484 --> 00:17:19,787
So to find out, we were
gonna take on two horses
416
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:23,424
in an epic race from Dead Horse Point...
417
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,260
Down to the mighty Colorado river.
418
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:30,330
All we needed now was to get
ourselves some serious ponies.
419
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:33,167
It's sexy.
420
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,336
It's fast.
421
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,375
The 2012 Roush Stage 3 Mustang.
422
00:17:41,409 --> 00:17:43,577
540 horsepower...
423
00:17:43,611 --> 00:17:46,046
supercharged
5-liter v-8.
424
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,348
60 grand.
425
00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:52,352
I'm not normally a Mustang
guy, but for this race,
426
00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:54,755
There was only one choice.
427
00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:57,424
The 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302.
428
00:17:57,459 --> 00:18:01,361
It's basically a rolling
tribute to the original '69 Boss,
429
00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:03,997
The first muscle car of the Mustang lineup.
430
00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:07,768
It's got a 5-liter V-8
pumping out 444 horsepower,
431
00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:10,604
which hopefully is enough
power to beat one horse.
432
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,244
We had the cars. We had the horses.
433
00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:18,912
Now it was time to race.
434
00:18:18,947 --> 00:18:20,247
So, the challenge today is,
435
00:18:20,281 --> 00:18:22,749
can we, with our new-school technology,
436
00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:24,384
Beat their old-school thought?
437
00:18:24,419 --> 00:18:27,087
Yeah, but over this kind of nasty terrain,
438
00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:28,689
they can just go straight there.
439
00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:31,024
The roads go all the way
around these huge cliffs.
440
00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:33,660
The horses could cut
straight across country
441
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,696
to the finish line seven miles away,
442
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,164
but they would be going across
443
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:40,200
some of the roughest terrain in America.
444
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:43,303
Our cars would be traveling
on paved roads the entire way
445
00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:47,174
But have to travel a full
46 miles to the finish.
446
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,409
In keeping the spirit of the Pony Express,
447
00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:52,212
where riders would have to
hand off mail-filled satchels
448
00:18:52,247 --> 00:18:54,348
to each other mid-gallop,
449
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:58,919
We'd be using leather
saddlebags for our relay race.
450
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:06,026
I would begin the race in the Boss
451
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,161
And then make the hand-off
to Rutledge in the Roush
452
00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:10,998
at the halfway point
23 miles down the road.
453
00:19:11,032 --> 00:19:12,833
The second rider was also staged
454
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,268
halfway to the finish line,
455
00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:17,538
waiting for the hand-off
from Buzz and Johnny Cash,
456
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:20,340
3 1/2 miles away.
457
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,476
The starting line was
on a perfectly straight
458
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:23,644
stretch of road,
459
00:19:23,678 --> 00:19:26,480
But tragically, the speed limit was 25.
460
00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,684
3, 2, 1, go!
461
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:33,587
and that's 25.
462
00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:35,088
That's all I can do.
463
00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:37,024
What?! No!
464
00:19:37,058 --> 00:19:38,992
No!
465
00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:42,429
This sucks.
466
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:44,531
And off he goes.
467
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:45,766
While I was stuck at 25,
468
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,634
Buzz and Johnny Cash galloped off,
469
00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,403
heading straight across the grasslands
470
00:19:49,437 --> 00:19:52,506
to the edge of the Mesa three miles away.
471
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:57,544
25 miles an hour on such an epic road.
472
00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:02,649
Buzz and Johnny Cash had
already covered a mile
473
00:20:02,684 --> 00:20:05,485
and were just 2 1/2 miles
from the hand-off point,
474
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,322
but the Boss was about to be unleashed
475
00:20:08,356 --> 00:20:12,459
because just ahead was
a 75-mile-an-hour zone.
476
00:20:12,493 --> 00:20:14,294
All right, here comes my line.
477
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,233
Oh, yes!
478
00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:24,338
Sounds like the engine is
right basically between my feet.
479
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:27,074
It's really a nice sound. The
shifting is super positive.
480
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,211
It really is fast,
481
00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:33,780
But what you notice about
this car is how composed it is.
482
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:38,752
There's no drama, even the way
the engine picks up its speed.
483
00:20:38,786 --> 00:20:41,388
I'd managed to make up
time as I took advantage
484
00:20:41,422 --> 00:20:43,957
of everything modern
technology had to offer,
485
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,560
and we were back in the game.
486
00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:50,664
Buzz and Johnny Cash
were re-creating the past
487
00:20:50,698 --> 00:20:52,032
at 10 miles an hour.
488
00:20:52,066 --> 00:20:53,900
For the first time in this race,
489
00:20:53,935 --> 00:20:56,103
the boss had the advantage.
490
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:02,676
Then the road began snaking
down to the valley below.
491
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,911
I know Mustangs are
great in a straight line,
492
00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:07,681
but in the corners, I had my doubts.
493
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,924
I don't know. That felt pretty composed.
494
00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:20,627
That felt pretty balanced.
495
00:21:20,662 --> 00:21:24,297
Got to be honest with you.
This is all feeling quite good.
496
00:21:35,109 --> 00:21:36,543
That was so fun.
497
00:21:40,848 --> 00:21:42,449
Come on, 3G.
498
00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:45,719
Come on.
499
00:21:46,754 --> 00:21:49,156
Meanwhile, Buzz and Johnny
Cash had reached the cliffs
500
00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:51,858
Just a few hundred yards away
from the head of the canyon,
501
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,528
where the second rider
waited for the hand-off.
502
00:22:03,671 --> 00:22:06,073
Their hand-off was perfect.
503
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,341
And if Rutledge and I
were gonna have a chance,
504
00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:10,777
Ours would have to be the same.
505
00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:15,148
Hey, Rutledge, you ready?
506
00:22:17,151 --> 00:22:20,153
Rutledge, you got a copy? Rutledge.
507
00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:24,558
Yeah, where are you?
508
00:22:24,592 --> 00:22:26,560
- There you are! There you are! Get in your car!
- What?
509
00:22:26,594 --> 00:22:28,729
- Get in your car!
- What are you doing?!
510
00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:30,397
Go, go, go, go! Come
on! I'm coming up here!
511
00:22:30,431 --> 00:22:32,199
Rutledge, I'm gonna do a 180,
512
00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:35,168
And then I just want you to
come up next to me... copy that?
513
00:22:35,203 --> 00:22:37,671
What? What are you talking about?
514
00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:45,078
What are you doing!?
You're going the wrong way!
515
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:48,115
Come on! Come on!
516
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,683
Catch it!
517
00:22:49,717 --> 00:22:50,817
Okay.
518
00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:51,952
I can't go over the line.
519
00:22:51,986 --> 00:22:53,120
Take it!
520
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,355
Just throw it! Just throw it to me!
521
00:22:55,389 --> 00:22:57,591
Throw it! I got it!
522
00:22:58,726 --> 00:23:00,026
What?!
523
00:23:01,696 --> 00:23:03,663
That's a terrible throw.
524
00:23:15,943 --> 00:23:17,310
God, Rutledge.
525
00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:18,879
I'm getting in there!
526
00:23:20,081 --> 00:23:22,582
Our hand-off couldn't
have gone worse. Come on!
527
00:23:22,617 --> 00:23:23,950
It was clumsy, it was slow,
528
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,821
And worst of all, I was
stuck riding shotgun.
529
00:23:27,855 --> 00:23:30,957
What took so long?
530
00:23:43,604 --> 00:23:46,139
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 30 zone. Whoa!
531
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,441
30 zone.
532
00:23:48,476 --> 00:23:50,944
- What?
- I'm gonna go the speed limit.
533
00:23:50,978 --> 00:23:52,479
I don't want to get a ticket in this thing.
534
00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:54,414
You're going 22. It stands out.
535
00:23:54,448 --> 00:23:55,715
It says 30.
536
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,551
It's a
30-mile-per-hour zone.
537
00:23:57,585 --> 00:24:00,887
That means speed limit. You go under that.
538
00:24:14,836 --> 00:24:16,770
Oh, you're almost going 47.
539
00:24:16,804 --> 00:24:18,405
Be careful.
540
00:24:18,439 --> 00:24:20,774
You might hit the limit.
541
00:24:20,808 --> 00:24:23,343
That's the highest you can go.
542
00:24:23,377 --> 00:24:26,580
Rutledge's driving was making me lose hope.
543
00:24:26,614 --> 00:24:29,783
But thankfully, our
four-legged competition
544
00:24:29,817 --> 00:24:31,117
was reduced to a slow walk
545
00:24:31,152 --> 00:24:33,320
As it recovered from the gallop.
546
00:24:33,354 --> 00:24:37,858
This was our chance to
get back in the lead.
547
00:24:37,892 --> 00:24:40,293
Yeah! Like it, right?
548
00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:44,698
Good. Ease off. Feet on the power again.
549
00:24:44,732 --> 00:24:46,600
We are gonna brake before
the turn, just so you know.
550
00:24:46,634 --> 00:24:49,369
Full throttle. And release. Ease off.
551
00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:51,004
Wait for it. Feeding on a little more gas.
552
00:24:51,038 --> 00:24:52,606
Stay in your lane. Feeding on. Feeding on.
553
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,807
Yeah. Full throttle.
554
00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:55,942
I mean, I've driven a car before, you know.
555
00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:05,017
This was gonna be a close one.
556
00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,986
Really? Short-shifting at
a time like this? - Awesome.
557
00:25:12,192 --> 00:25:13,760
Hammer down. Hammer down.
558
00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:15,862
Ricky and Slinger were in full gallop
559
00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:17,964
with just 100 yards to go.
560
00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:19,232
You got to go fast. Go, go, go.
561
00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:20,867
There he is! There he is! There he is!
562
00:25:20,901 --> 00:25:23,035
- Losing was not an option.
- Go, go, go, go!
563
00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:25,405
You got it. No! Hammer down!
564
00:25:25,439 --> 00:25:29,208
100 years of research,
racing, design, and engineering
565
00:25:29,243 --> 00:25:30,543
would all be for nothing
566
00:25:30,577 --> 00:25:32,345
if we couldn't beat just one horse.
567
00:25:32,379 --> 00:25:34,313
Watch out for the rocks. We're gonna die.
568
00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:41,487
Go, go, go, go! Come on, hammer down, Rut!
569
00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:44,657
Unbelievable.
570
00:25:44,691 --> 00:25:46,025
Oh, come on.
571
00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:51,664
Do you know what this means, Rutledge?
572
00:25:51,698 --> 00:25:53,900
I'm pretty sure this means we lost.
573
00:25:56,603 --> 00:25:59,305
- Nice work.
- Good work.
574
00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:08,414
I just can't believe
we got beat by a horse.
575
00:26:08,449 --> 00:26:09,916
Yeah. It seems wrong.
576
00:26:09,950 --> 00:26:12,485
I mean, we had hundreds of
horsepower, and they had two.
577
00:26:12,519 --> 00:26:13,786
Yeah.
578
00:26:13,821 --> 00:26:15,621
Luckily, we have somebody
579
00:26:15,656 --> 00:26:17,824
to push every car we drive to the limit.
580
00:26:17,858 --> 00:26:19,892
His name is the Stig.
581
00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:26,532
So, which one of these is gonna
be fastest around our track?
582
00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:28,501
Dead even off the line, although the Roush
583
00:26:28,535 --> 00:26:30,436
probably has a little
advantage in acceleration.
584
00:26:30,471 --> 00:26:32,038
Coming into the first corner, though,
585
00:26:32,072 --> 00:26:35,007
the Boss looking very
composed, very balanced...
586
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:37,977
With that boss up on the
top part of the screen.
587
00:26:39,213 --> 00:26:42,482
Dead even as they come through the chicane.
588
00:26:42,516 --> 00:26:45,117
Stig and Stig together on the same screen.
589
00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:46,352
Don't know what to say about that.
590
00:26:46,386 --> 00:26:47,987
Little bit of a drift from the Roush
591
00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:49,689
as they come into the teardrop.
592
00:26:49,723 --> 00:26:51,724
This will be the Boss' advantage,
593
00:26:51,758 --> 00:26:53,993
putting that power down very successfully.
594
00:26:54,027 --> 00:26:56,929
But the back straightaway has
to be given up to the Roush
595
00:26:56,964 --> 00:26:59,198
with its higher horsepower.
596
00:26:59,233 --> 00:27:03,636
Both cars just screaming
down the back straightaway.
597
00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:05,805
135 miles an hour. By the tires.
598
00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:07,607
Looks like the Boss has a slight edge.
599
00:27:07,641 --> 00:27:10,009
In to the braking zone we go.
600
00:27:11,445 --> 00:27:12,678
Cameraman's corner.
601
00:27:12,713 --> 00:27:14,347
Is the Stig driving them differently?
602
00:27:14,381 --> 00:27:16,983
No. Exactly the same in both cars.
603
00:27:17,017 --> 00:27:20,553
The only difference here
is one car to the next.
604
00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,991
The boss makes it through the last corner.
605
00:27:25,025 --> 00:27:27,393
It's too close to call!
606
00:27:27,427 --> 00:27:29,362
And across the line.
607
00:27:31,565 --> 00:27:33,132
I've got to say...
608
00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:34,467
Wow! Right?
609
00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:38,070
Those were some impressive,
impressive-looking laps.
610
00:27:38,105 --> 00:27:40,039
Before we get into the times, though,
611
00:27:40,073 --> 00:27:41,807
I mean, how much more is this car?
612
00:27:41,842 --> 00:27:43,109
Sticker price.
613
00:27:43,143 --> 00:27:44,677
Uh, what, $15,000 and change? $16,000?
614
00:27:44,711 --> 00:27:46,979
I mean, it's got to be, yeah.
I mean, that's a lot more car.
615
00:27:47,014 --> 00:27:48,247
100 more horsepower, though.
616
00:27:48,282 --> 00:27:49,549
It does have 100 more horsepower.
617
00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:50,983
You guys want to see the times?
618
00:27:51,018 --> 00:27:52,618
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
619
00:27:52,653 --> 00:27:55,855
Well, the Roush, will all of
that money and fancy horsepower,
620
00:27:55,889 --> 00:27:59,125
came in with a 1:28.9,
621
00:27:59,159 --> 00:28:01,294
which puts it right above the Evo.
622
00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:03,729
Wow!
623
00:28:05,365 --> 00:28:08,668
And the measly Boss... basically stock.
624
00:28:08,702 --> 00:28:10,670
Boss 302, though. I mean, it is a mean car.
625
00:28:10,704 --> 00:28:12,638
You're right. Smaller block.
626
00:28:12,673 --> 00:28:15,741
Came in with a 1:28.2.
627
00:28:15,776 --> 00:28:19,211
The Boss takes it! Yeah!
628
00:28:19,246 --> 00:28:20,980
No way.
629
00:28:21,014 --> 00:28:26,218
Yeah. Ties it with the V12 Vantage.
630
00:28:26,253 --> 00:28:27,920
Incredible. Wow!
631
00:28:27,955 --> 00:28:30,089
It just goes to show it's
not all about horsepower.
632
00:28:30,123 --> 00:28:31,490
If you find the right balance,
633
00:28:31,525 --> 00:28:33,492
you get the right brake
feel and steering feel,
634
00:28:33,527 --> 00:28:35,595
kind of combine it all
into a performance package.
635
00:28:35,629 --> 00:28:38,164
Yeah, yeah. Exactly... all of those things
636
00:28:38,198 --> 00:28:40,433
Are exactly why you should
buy a Dodge Challenger.
637
00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:46,105
Coming up, our muscle-car
challenge continues...
638
00:28:46,139 --> 00:28:48,107
Oh, you are kidding.
639
00:28:48,141 --> 00:28:50,776
...And we have a run-in with
the top dog of the species...
640
00:28:50,811 --> 00:28:52,912
Boys, we got company!
641
00:28:52,946 --> 00:28:54,847
...Stock cars.
642
00:28:57,093 --> 00:28:58,093
We've set up to find
643
00:28:58,094 --> 00:29:00,395
what the best modern muscle car was...
644
00:29:00,430 --> 00:29:03,298
Dodge, Ford, or Chevy?
645
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,235
So far, Tanner's bitchin'
Camaro had won the drag race...
646
00:29:06,269 --> 00:29:07,636
Yeah!
647
00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:09,338
...And with the help of
a performance enhancer...
648
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:10,639
Ow! Ow!
649
00:29:10,673 --> 00:29:12,841
...Adam's Mustang had
taken the handling test.
650
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:14,243
Ow!
651
00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:18,480
My Challenger had been shut out.
652
00:29:18,514 --> 00:29:22,484
I was determined to change
that at a place I know well...
653
00:29:22,518 --> 00:29:24,987
The Auto Club Speedway in Fontana,
654
00:29:25,021 --> 00:29:29,358
Nascar's home in Southern California.
655
00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:32,060
This was the perfect place for me to prove
656
00:29:32,095 --> 00:29:35,230
that my Challenger was
the best modern muscle car.
657
00:29:38,901 --> 00:29:42,738
Oh, man. I love this.
658
00:29:42,772 --> 00:29:45,974
I can't believe we got this whole track
659
00:29:46,009 --> 00:29:47,609
to ourselves, fellas.
660
00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:48,910
Unbelievable.
661
00:29:50,947 --> 00:29:52,080
Hey, what's that noise?
662
00:29:52,115 --> 00:29:54,416
Probably just some Camaro Thunder.
663
00:29:56,319 --> 00:29:57,953
That ain't Camaro Thunder.
664
00:29:57,987 --> 00:29:59,721
Yeah, I hear something.
665
00:30:04,127 --> 00:30:05,994
Boys, we got company!
666
00:30:06,029 --> 00:30:07,596
Holy
667
00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:10,098
Oh, you are kidding me.
668
00:30:12,568 --> 00:30:15,270
We just got passed by real race cars.
669
00:30:19,342 --> 00:30:22,311
Okay, I'm going home. That's... I'm good.
670
00:30:22,345 --> 00:30:24,046
And I need a change of pants.
671
00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:30,719
All right, let's find
out what we're doing here.
672
00:30:32,755 --> 00:30:35,857
I tell you what... this day
keeps getting better and better.
673
00:30:35,892 --> 00:30:37,626
Amen to that. All right.
674
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,961
"The Stig has lapped your cars on this oval
675
00:30:39,996 --> 00:30:41,730
"and achieved a top speed for each.
676
00:30:41,764 --> 00:30:42,964
"to see which of your cars
677
00:30:42,999 --> 00:30:45,701
"best lives up to the muscle-car legacy
678
00:30:45,735 --> 00:30:48,303
"of making high speed
accessible to the masses,
679
00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:51,740
"you'll each attempt to get as
close to that speed as possible.
680
00:30:51,774 --> 00:30:54,242
Closest top speed wins."
681
00:30:55,411 --> 00:30:58,180
If we were even going to
get close to those speeds,
682
00:30:58,214 --> 00:31:00,582
we would have to make a few modifications
683
00:31:00,616 --> 00:31:02,584
to make our cars more aerodynamic.
684
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,220
Yeah.
685
00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:11,493
You didn't do anything.
686
00:31:13,129 --> 00:31:16,298
Really? You just made this car yours.
687
00:31:16,332 --> 00:31:19,634
What did you do? You
made your own splitter.
688
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:20,769
I did.
689
00:31:20,803 --> 00:31:23,672
And I believe that's
garden-edging plastic,
690
00:31:23,706 --> 00:31:24,873
- Is it not?
- Absolutely not.
691
00:31:24,907 --> 00:31:27,275
It is high-tech carbon fiber.
692
00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:30,178
No! I've seen that before.
I used that on a Honda once.
693
00:31:31,581 --> 00:31:34,216
- Yeah, it's gardening divider.
- Yeah.
694
00:31:35,752 --> 00:31:38,453
Oh, you are kidding.
695
00:31:39,655 --> 00:31:40,856
Free beer?
696
00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:42,190
Free beer.
697
00:31:42,225 --> 00:31:43,258
How's that for Nascar?
698
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:45,560
I'm at a total loss.
699
00:31:45,595 --> 00:31:46,962
You're up first.
700
00:31:46,996 --> 00:31:48,797
Gentlemen, pay attention.
701
00:31:48,831 --> 00:31:51,166
Really? That's how it just went down?
702
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,068
What did the stig do in this?
703
00:31:53,102 --> 00:31:54,436
153.
704
00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:57,672
So you need to go 153 miles an hour. Yeah.
705
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,107
You just get one shot at this, you know.
706
00:31:59,142 --> 00:32:00,275
I know.
707
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:02,744
Once you leave this
line, that's it. It is on.
708
00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:05,680
So, once you leave pit row, you
are on the point of no return.
709
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,848
Yeah.
710
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,350
It's like a qualifying lap in Nascar.
711
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:10,352
It's like a qualifying
lap. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
712
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,621
Thumbs up.
713
00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:14,189
Cue the burnout.
714
00:32:17,493 --> 00:32:20,829
Patrick, you ever been
on a Nascar track before?
715
00:32:20,863 --> 00:32:22,063
Uh, no.
716
00:32:22,098 --> 00:32:23,832
Yeah, it's a bit intense.
717
00:32:23,866 --> 00:32:25,567
It's time now for "Big Star, Small Car,"
718
00:32:25,601 --> 00:32:27,569
and our celebrity today
is one of my favorites.
719
00:32:27,603 --> 00:32:29,304
It is Patrick Warburton.
720
00:32:31,274 --> 00:32:32,574
Thank you.
721
00:32:32,608 --> 00:32:34,042
So, how you feeling?
722
00:32:34,076 --> 00:32:35,544
Are you ready to get
out there on the track?
723
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:36,812
I'm not a great driver.
724
00:32:36,846 --> 00:32:39,781
I'm fearless and dumb behind the wheel.
725
00:32:39,816 --> 00:32:41,082
Let's see what happens.
726
00:32:41,117 --> 00:32:42,517
I think that's a good combo. Good luck.
727
00:32:42,552 --> 00:32:44,453
We'll see you in the hangar
when we're done. Good luck.
728
00:32:45,688 --> 00:32:48,423
All right. Let's do this.
729
00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:51,560
At the moment, Arlene Tur has
the fastest time on our board
730
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,261
With a 1:42.4.
731
00:32:53,296 --> 00:32:54,863
Let's see what Patrick can do.
732
00:32:54,897 --> 00:32:56,364
That's not good.
733
00:32:57,567 --> 00:33:00,635
All right, looks like he's
carrying a lot of speed,
734
00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:02,504
going wide on the first turn.
735
00:33:02,538 --> 00:33:04,039
Now he's coming in to the chicane.
736
00:33:05,174 --> 00:33:06,942
Look at that. He downshifted.
737
00:33:06,976 --> 00:33:09,211
We don't see that there very much.
738
00:33:09,245 --> 00:33:10,812
That was pretty.
739
00:33:10,847 --> 00:33:13,748
Little squeal as he's turning
down in towards the teardrop.
740
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,851
That was not very pretty.
741
00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:21,857
Nice transition. Pretty smooth.
742
00:33:25,695 --> 00:33:27,062
Coming up towards the backstretch.
743
00:33:27,096 --> 00:33:30,031
Ooh, and look how quick he
gets over towards the grass.
744
00:33:32,235 --> 00:33:33,835
At the halfway point,
745
00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:37,472
Patrick is just 1/2 second
off of our fastest time.
746
00:33:37,507 --> 00:33:40,041
Oh, he is hauling the mail.
747
00:33:40,076 --> 00:33:42,878
Oh, stabs a brake, corrects it.
748
00:33:42,912 --> 00:33:44,145
Gets it to turn back in there.
749
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:45,614
Smooth as silk.
750
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,250
He's really pushing that thing around.
751
00:33:48,284 --> 00:33:50,719
Abhorrent driving.
752
00:33:50,753 --> 00:33:54,956
A lot of speed there through the S's.
753
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:56,992
Coming up to the last turn.
754
00:33:57,026 --> 00:33:59,528
Nice and smooth. And across the line.
755
00:33:59,562 --> 00:34:01,263
Whoo!
756
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,601
Patrick, come on up.
757
00:34:09,405 --> 00:34:10,972
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
758
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:12,541
Grab a seat, please.
759
00:34:12,575 --> 00:34:15,210
Yeah.
760
00:34:17,747 --> 00:34:18,914
Let me just say...
761
00:34:22,218 --> 00:34:25,320
I am a huge, huge fan of yours.
762
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:27,989
You're the voice of joe on "Family guy,"
763
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:30,025
Puddy on "Seinfeld," "Rules of engagement."
764
00:34:30,059 --> 00:34:31,960
You were the tick. I
mean, you've done it all.
765
00:34:31,994 --> 00:34:33,395
Man, I love you, so...
766
00:34:33,429 --> 00:34:34,996
Aww.
767
00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,332
Just had to get that out.
768
00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,934
This is gonna surprise you.
769
00:34:38,968 --> 00:34:41,570
One of us on the stage
has owned a Chevy truck
770
00:34:41,604 --> 00:34:45,106
jacked up on 44-inch
tires, and it is not me.
771
00:34:46,842 --> 00:34:49,544
I want to know, how did you end up
772
00:34:49,579 --> 00:34:51,212
in this midlife-crisis car?
773
00:34:51,247 --> 00:34:52,480
All right.
774
00:34:52,515 --> 00:34:55,417
This is what happened. I'm
at the Pomona swap meet.
775
00:34:55,451 --> 00:34:57,953
There's this lone car
that looked just like that,
776
00:34:57,987 --> 00:34:59,154
and it's sitting there.
777
00:34:59,188 --> 00:35:01,456
It had 1,500 miles on it,
778
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:05,093
And, you know, it was
just a $30,000 price tag,
779
00:35:05,127 --> 00:35:06,494
So I knew something was up.
780
00:35:06,529 --> 00:35:07,696
Salvage title car.
781
00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:09,965
It had been wrecked, you
know, like, out of the box.
782
00:35:09,999 --> 00:35:11,199
Somebody wrecked it.
783
00:35:11,233 --> 00:35:13,935
And I just thought for fun,
you know, I'd pick it up.
784
00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:15,804
I had it checked out. It was straight.
785
00:35:15,838 --> 00:35:17,706
You know, got an alignment on it.
786
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,975
I was told that, "the welds aren't
too pretty, but it ain't gonna break."
787
00:35:20,009 --> 00:35:22,210
So, then...
788
00:35:22,244 --> 00:35:24,512
So, I buy it, and I said,
"all right, cool. All right."
789
00:35:24,547 --> 00:35:29,050
And at the very first
light... you know, I'm 6'3".
790
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:32,387
My head sticks up about 3
inches above the windshield.
791
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,557
I couldn't have felt more conspicuous.
792
00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:38,259
And I just got in this thing. I'm like...
793
00:35:38,294 --> 00:35:40,095
And then I just start sinking in the seat.
794
00:35:40,129 --> 00:35:42,364
I'm like, "oh, my god. I'm that guy."
795
00:35:42,398 --> 00:35:43,965
You're that guy.
796
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,734
But, now, you went from that car
797
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,535
to what I think is a real car...
798
00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:51,539
A '69 charger R/T with a 440.
799
00:35:57,013 --> 00:36:00,649
I mean, that's a beautiful car.
800
00:36:00,683 --> 00:36:02,884
It's an interesting shot there.
801
00:36:02,918 --> 00:36:05,487
It looks like something for Fore magazine.
802
00:36:05,521 --> 00:36:07,622
Yeah. Seems like you love golf.
803
00:36:09,392 --> 00:36:13,194
I'm about as good at golf
as I am at driving, so...
804
00:36:13,229 --> 00:36:15,163
What would you name a car like that?
805
00:36:15,197 --> 00:36:16,364
Oh, that's Angelina.
806
00:36:16,399 --> 00:36:19,000
- Angelina.
- Angelina, yes.
807
00:36:20,236 --> 00:36:22,570
Any reason?
808
00:36:22,605 --> 00:36:24,673
Any particular reason?
809
00:36:26,242 --> 00:36:29,110
Uh, you know...
810
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,113
Dark, sexy, mean, sultry,
811
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,282
Like miss Angelina Jolie, see?
812
00:36:34,316 --> 00:36:36,017
And, then, the motor home is named...
813
00:36:37,853 --> 00:36:40,722
The motor home is named
Pammy, after Pam Anderson.
814
00:36:40,756 --> 00:36:43,391
Just big, bodacious, so...
815
00:36:43,426 --> 00:36:47,095
And also, too, it also just
kind of irritates the wife,
816
00:36:47,129 --> 00:36:48,463
so it's fun to do.
817
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:49,631
I was gonna say, have you ever thought
818
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:50,865
about naming something after her?
819
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,301
Because that seems like
a better path than...
820
00:36:53,335 --> 00:36:56,771
I'd get less hell for
it, but it's not as fun.
821
00:36:56,806 --> 00:36:59,741
It seems like it would be awkward at times.
822
00:36:59,775 --> 00:37:01,743
Like, "I'll be underneath
Angelina if you need me."
823
00:37:05,247 --> 00:37:08,049
"I'm sorry. I can't hear
you. I'm in Angelina."
824
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:12,854
Yeah.
825
00:37:12,888 --> 00:37:14,656
Yeah.
826
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:17,625
Well, I want to hear, how did
you feel like your lap went?
827
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:19,594
I mean, did you feel like you learned a lot
828
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:20,695
When you were out there?
829
00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:22,497
The one thing that I can really recall
830
00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:25,100
is that you're cognizant of everything.
831
00:37:25,134 --> 00:37:27,035
He teaches it. You know what you got to do.
832
00:37:27,069 --> 00:37:28,870
But when you introduce
the adrenaline aspect
833
00:37:28,904 --> 00:37:30,238
and you really want to do well,
834
00:37:30,272 --> 00:37:32,307
then all of a sudden,
everything goes out the door.
835
00:37:32,341 --> 00:37:33,942
But I don't know.
836
00:37:33,976 --> 00:37:35,910
All right, so, let's take
a look at the leader board.
837
00:37:35,945 --> 00:37:37,479
There's a lot of good times up there.
838
00:37:37,513 --> 00:37:38,813
Arlene Tur's still at the top.
839
00:37:38,848 --> 00:37:41,716
Kid rock. That was a wet
lap. That was impressive.
840
00:37:41,751 --> 00:37:44,986
Where do you think would
be a good spot in your mind?
841
00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:50,091
I'm going to guess that I am between...
842
00:37:50,126 --> 00:37:51,893
I hope that I'm between Ed and Rick,
843
00:37:51,927 --> 00:37:53,528
'cause there's a good gap there.
844
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,996
You think here. Ed and Rick.
845
00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:56,698
Yes. Between Ed and Rick.
846
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,767
So, that is considered a good time to you.
847
00:37:58,801 --> 00:38:03,838
No. No. But it's not the worst.
848
00:38:03,873 --> 00:38:06,341
Patrick, you did it...
849
00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:10,712
In 1:41.8!
850
00:38:12,281 --> 00:38:14,215
No way!
851
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,950
Really? Wow!
852
00:38:15,985 --> 00:38:17,152
Congratulations!
853
00:38:17,186 --> 00:38:18,286
Really? Yeah!
854
00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:24,726
Patrick Warburton... the
top of the leader board!
855
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,795
I had no idea.
856
00:38:26,829 --> 00:38:28,863
Right there.
857
00:38:28,898 --> 00:38:31,032
Coming up... This is it.
858
00:38:31,066 --> 00:38:34,169
...We find out just how fast
our modern muscle cars can go.
859
00:38:34,203 --> 00:38:36,070
Don't die. Don't die. Don't die.
860
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
There's a lot of debate
861
00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:41,269
As to which was the first muscle car.
862
00:38:41,303 --> 00:38:43,538
But one thing everyone can agree on
863
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,606
is how you make a muscle car.
864
00:38:45,641 --> 00:38:47,175
Take a small car
865
00:38:47,209 --> 00:38:50,411
And stuff in the biggest
engine you can find.
866
00:38:53,882 --> 00:38:56,117
We've been trying to settle an argument...
867
00:38:56,151 --> 00:38:58,920
which is the best modern muscle car?
868
00:38:58,954 --> 00:39:02,690
Tanner's girly automatic Camaro
had somehow won the drag race.
869
00:39:02,725 --> 00:39:04,092
Yeah!
870
00:39:04,126 --> 00:39:06,728
And my Mustang won the handling test. Ow!
871
00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:10,198
Rut's Challenger had won nothing.
872
00:39:10,232 --> 00:39:12,233
So it all came down to the final challenge
873
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:15,136
At the Auto Club Speedway in Fontana.
874
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:19,407
The stig had lapped our cars
and reached the top speed.
875
00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:21,609
Our task now was to match it.
876
00:39:21,643 --> 00:39:26,447
I was up first and had to
get to 153 miles an hour.
877
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,550
I'm just listening for the crash.
878
00:39:29,585 --> 00:39:31,552
Uh-oh. Scary turn.
879
00:39:31,587 --> 00:39:34,088
Little too fast. Little too fast.
880
00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:36,057
Turn 3. He's going fast, actually.
881
00:39:36,091 --> 00:39:38,960
Oh. Please don't die. Don't
die. Don't die. Don't die.
882
00:39:38,994 --> 00:39:41,729
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
883
00:39:41,764 --> 00:39:42,864
Oh, wow. Down the straightaway.
884
00:39:42,898 --> 00:39:45,633
130, 135...
885
00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:48,369
140, 141!
886
00:39:48,404 --> 00:39:52,006
Can't look down anymore.
Coming in to the turn.
887
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:56,878
That is way faster than
I thought he would go.
888
00:39:56,912 --> 00:40:00,415
Ooh. Oh, these turns are scary!
889
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,819
That's good. That's good there.
890
00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:09,057
Damn, is that fun!
891
00:40:09,091 --> 00:40:12,126
I understand this whole Nascar thing now.
892
00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:13,528
How'd you do? How fast?
893
00:40:13,562 --> 00:40:16,931
The last time I looked down was 141.
894
00:40:16,965 --> 00:40:18,966
I'm impressed, man. That's hauling it.
895
00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:21,803
Okay, so, that's 12 miles
an hour slower than the stig.
896
00:40:21,837 --> 00:40:25,173
And it would've been probably
only 138 without the stickers.
897
00:40:25,207 --> 00:40:27,375
Good point. Who's next?
898
00:40:28,744 --> 00:40:30,478
Done. You're up.
899
00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:32,313
Splitter, do your thing.
900
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:33,815
Splitter. Yeah.
901
00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:35,116
Looks like a shark with
the splitter, right?
902
00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:38,186
Looks like a shark with an overbite.
903
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:41,923
The stig had gone 151
miles an hour in my car,
904
00:40:41,957 --> 00:40:44,092
which was fast, but I was confident
905
00:40:44,126 --> 00:40:46,961
that my state-of-the-art
aerodynamic garden edging
906
00:40:46,995 --> 00:40:48,596
would make it even faster.
907
00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:51,032
All right, stig. You and me, mano y mano!
908
00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:52,400
This is it.
909
00:40:56,271 --> 00:40:58,206
Oh!
910
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,108
The lip fell off!
911
00:41:00,142 --> 00:41:01,175
What the hell was that?
912
00:41:06,448 --> 00:41:09,484
I think I lost my splitter.
Let's go back for that thing.
913
00:41:09,518 --> 00:41:12,753
That counts. That's his lap.
914
00:41:12,788 --> 00:41:16,557
What did he say to me?
"Once you leave pit row..."
915
00:41:16,592 --> 00:41:18,259
Oh, you're gonna have to call him on that.
916
00:41:18,293 --> 00:41:19,460
Watch me.
917
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,400
- Just a quick fix.
- No, no. There's no quick fix.
918
00:41:26,435 --> 00:41:28,469
No quick fix? I just
need a little duct tape.
919
00:41:28,504 --> 00:41:31,005
There's no duct tape. That's your run.
920
00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:32,240
I'm gonna throw it back on here.
921
00:41:32,274 --> 00:41:33,641
No. Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
922
00:41:33,675 --> 00:41:34,876
You left pit row.
923
00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:37,545
You said one shot. Once
you left here, that was it.
924
00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:39,113
"once you leave pit row." what?
925
00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:41,249
yes. How fast did you go?
926
00:41:41,283 --> 00:41:42,817
74.
927
00:41:42,851 --> 00:41:43,985
- 74!
- 74!
928
00:41:44,019 --> 00:41:45,753
And what was stig's top speed?
929
00:41:45,787 --> 00:41:48,122
151.
930
00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:49,657
- 151.
- 151.
931
00:41:49,691 --> 00:41:50,691
74.
932
00:41:50,726 --> 00:41:51,859
I'm not good at math,
933
00:41:51,894 --> 00:41:54,996
but I will tell you that, uh, you lost.
934
00:41:55,030 --> 00:41:57,431
- Love you guys.
- Yep.
935
00:41:57,466 --> 00:42:00,101
Tanner was out, and I was up next.
936
00:42:00,135 --> 00:42:02,537
Oh, man, I love it
937
00:42:02,571 --> 00:42:05,072
When you feel it climb up
on the banking like that.
938
00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:06,440
If I was gonna beat Adam
939
00:42:06,475 --> 00:42:08,743
and get my Challenger back in the game,
940
00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:11,646
I was going to need to go
at least 152 miles per hour.
941
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:16,717
All right. Get up by the wall.
942
00:42:16,752 --> 00:42:18,319
Come on, Challenger!
943
00:42:18,353 --> 00:42:20,988
470 horsepower! We can do it!
944
00:42:21,023 --> 00:42:22,690
Wow. Rutledge is pushing it.
945
00:42:22,724 --> 00:42:24,225
Man, he's on it, huh?
946
00:42:24,259 --> 00:42:28,429
In Nascar, they're hitting
205 going into this turn.
947
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:31,766
I'm doing 140, and it is scary as hell.
948
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,570
He is ripping down the back
straightaway into turn 3.
949
00:42:35,604 --> 00:42:37,471
Holy crap!
950
00:42:37,506 --> 00:42:39,941
Oh, my gosh. I'm sweating.
951
00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:42,443
Oh, man.
952
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,478
Here we go.
953
00:42:44,513 --> 00:42:45,646
140...
954
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:50,218
145...
955
00:42:50,252 --> 00:42:51,552
150...
956
00:42:51,587 --> 00:42:53,154
152!
957
00:42:53,188 --> 00:42:55,456
I made it! I made it! I made it! I made it!
958
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:56,791
Holy
959
00:42:56,825 --> 00:42:59,126
Wow! That's fast!
960
00:43:03,799 --> 00:43:05,633
All right.
961
00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:08,369
So, let's figure out where we're at.
962
00:43:08,403 --> 00:43:10,204
- You won the drag race.
- Yep.
963
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,606
I won the handling challenge.
964
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,274
You went fastest in a circle.
965
00:43:13,308 --> 00:43:15,243
- Very fast, thank you.
- Three-way tie.
966
00:43:15,277 --> 00:43:17,845
It's not a three-way
tie. We all won one event.
967
00:43:17,879 --> 00:43:19,680
I would like to say
968
00:43:19,715 --> 00:43:22,917
that the Challenger went the
fastest on a Nascar track.
969
00:43:22,951 --> 00:43:24,585
They race that car in
Nascar, it wins there.
970
00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:27,021
Therefore, I'm the winner.
971
00:43:27,055 --> 00:43:30,124
Oh, because the muscle cars had
everything to do with Nascar.
972
00:43:30,158 --> 00:43:31,225
Well, not exactly.
973
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,294
I mean, what are muscle cars about?
974
00:43:33,328 --> 00:43:35,563
Quarter-mile. That is right.
975
00:43:35,597 --> 00:43:36,831
And that's what the Camaro won,
976
00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:38,599
And that's why the Camaro
takes the challenge.
977
00:43:38,634 --> 00:43:40,801
I disagree. No. Absolutely.
978
00:43:40,836 --> 00:43:42,903
It's a three-way tie. It's easy math.
979
00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:45,072
You won one, I won one, you won one,
980
00:43:45,107 --> 00:43:48,042
and I am the last one to
speak, so that is that.
981
00:43:48,076 --> 00:43:50,144
Goodbye. Thank you very much.70054
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