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Now on Top Gear
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it's all about value.
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Rutledge: Don't act like
you're not impressed.
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Oh yeah!
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Rutledge finds the car bargain of the year.
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Rutledge: I'm coming for you gramps!
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And we raced 500 miles
on the California coast
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in cars we bought for $500.
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Bloodstains.
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Somebody died?
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Sync by Bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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Wood: The cheapest brand-new
car you can buy in this country
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is around 11 grand.
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And you can get a reliable
used car for around 5,000 bucks.
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But what happens if you have
less than that to spend --
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much less?
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Can you still get a car that works?
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To find out, we were each
given $500 to buy a car
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and told to meet up in
Santa Monica, California.
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I used to flip cars in college,
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and I've owned 8 that
cost less than 500 bucks.
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And I know what you're looking for.
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You want cheap, reliable, and simple.
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Enter the Ford Festiva.
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1,800 pounds of honest reliability.
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You know, it's got 227,000 miles on it,
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but it's got a new engine in it,
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so I think it's ready to
go another 200,000 miles.
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It may look like a total piece of crap,
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but it's actually a huge piece of crap.
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[Tires screech]
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[Laughing]
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Don't act like you're not impressed.
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Oh, my God, what happened to this side?
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That is not the pretty
side. This side is --
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that's the $500 side, clearly.
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This is a 190 E -- 1989
staple of the Mercedes lineup.
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This is back when they were really sweet.
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I can't believe it.
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And you found yourself a micro
machine with 12-inch wheels.
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These are pretty different
from what we usually choose.
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What's that gonna say about Adam?
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I think Adam's still gonna
go for an old piece of crap --
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[laughs] Something big and old.
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Better than you can even imagine.
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That is a taxi.
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Just when you think he couldn't
make any worse decisions,
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he goes out and he buys a taxi for $500.
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Huh?
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[Laughs] Huh?
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1994 Ford Crown Victoria
-- the workhorse.
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Look inside of this thing. Look at it!
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I can't believe you kept
the little bacteria sponge
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on the steering wheel, for one.
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Look at the back seat. People
have had sex in this car.
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They have thrown up in this car.
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How does it smell, Rutledge?
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What's the huge stain for?
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Look, he's got the nose
of a German Shepherd.
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What is it like in there?
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This car carries human beings.
Human beings have fluids.
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Sometimes they get out. No big deal.
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How many miles are on this thing?
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425,000 miles. [Laughs]
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You know how many times
around the earth that is?
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No.
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Okay, gentlemen, let's see what
we're doing with these hot rods.
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"The true test of your $500 cars
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is to race them 500 miles to
Twin Peaks in San Francisco."
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[Laughs]
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"But first, cars this cheap are unreliable
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and sometimes need help."
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"So to see who chose the best cheap car,
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you'll race 100 yards
across this parking lot---
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pushing yours cars."
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[Laughs]
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"First to the other end wins."
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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First one to the black line right there.
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Okay, who's gonna call it?
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Have you guys looked at the beach here?
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Yeah, it's nice.
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It is --
ready, set, go!
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You already cheated!
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[Laughs]
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Oh, this is great!
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Adam, how's it going back there?
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I'm fine!
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Just going for a little
jog, fellas. Don't mind me.
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Adam, you're gonna hit me!
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[Laughing] Oh, look at that!
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I think you helped me, Adam. Thank you.
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The Festiva roars ahead!
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1,800 pounds.
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Pure awesomeness.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey, look out!
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Not cool, man!
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Oh, sorry. I hit you.
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I beat you.
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I think he's driving it.
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Seems like he's cheating.
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You won. You happy?
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Yeah. We got 500 miles.
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It's like, you know,
"everybody gets a trophy."
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So, he won. Oh, that's nice.
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Good job. We're going 500 miles.
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Get on the road, boys. Let's go. Mount up.
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- Just follow this winner of a car.
- Yeah.
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Winner.
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Ferrara: Rutledge may have
won the first challenge,
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but the race to San
Francisco had just begun.
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The first leg of the race
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would be from Santa
Monica to Santa Barbara,
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then through Santa Cruz to
the finish in San Francisco.
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The car that made it to
Twin Peaks first would win.
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This route required our cars
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to withstand long stretches
of highway, elevation changes,
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and stop-and-go
traffic --
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the worst possible
conditions for cheap cars.
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Tanner's Mercedes was
not off to a good start.
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[Engine sputtering]
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Foust: Come on! Come on!
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Don't go out this way.
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I, on the other hand, was loving my ride.
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There's something great
about owning a $500 car.
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You don't have to worry about payments.
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The insurance is low.
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You don't care about dings or dents.
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You don't have to worry where you park it.
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You never have to wash it.
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And if it breaks down,
that's where you leave it.
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And call
a cab---
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which is kind of ironic.
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Taxi cabs and law-enforcement
agencies love Crown Vics
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'cause they're tough and easy to fix.
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L.A. police department even
has a frame straightener.
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They go out and mangle these things up,
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bring them back to headquarters,
straighten out the frames,
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send them out again.
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So, how does my survivor drive?
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I'll be honest with you.
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The suspension isn't tired, it's exhausted.
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And there's a several-minute delay
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between steering input and actual turning.
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Look at this. And I'm still going straight.
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What do you want for 500 bucks?
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And Tanner shows up in that Mercedes.
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He looks like an ambassador
from a sad, broke-ass country.
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[Engine sputtering]
You got it! You can do it!
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You can do it! You can do it!
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Yes! [Engine turns over, revs]
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[Sighs]
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Foust: My Mercedes finally came to life.
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Now I was in last place.
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But that'd be no problem for the Merc.
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She may not have been as
pretty as she once was,
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but at least she wasn't ridiculous,
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like Rutledge's little toy car.
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It's funny -- if you look
at cars throughout history,
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there are a few that are really iconic,
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and they keep being made for
years and years afterwards.
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Like, the original Volkswagen Beetle
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was made up until the late 2000s in Mexico.
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Or the Volkswagen Rabbit, the first one,
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was still being made in
South Africa and other places.
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This car is still being produced in Iran.
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Yep, still being produced.
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The reason this car's gonna
make it the 500 miles is simple.
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It's the best car here.
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There's not a whole lot to this car,
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but there's not a whole
lot that can go wrong.
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Keep gas in it.
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Don't overheat it.
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Change the oil.
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The Ford Festiva.
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Wood: But the best thing about my Festiva
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was that it was beating Tanner's Benz.
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There are two things
you never want to touch
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with your
bare hands --
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the steering wheel in a $500 car
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and the remote control in a cheap hotel.
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I'm just saying.
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The advantage of buying a $500
car with leather or even vinyl
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is that you can clean it.
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The surface is made to repel bacteria.
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It's leather. It's the skin of a beast.
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[Rattling]
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Okay, that is some serious
vibration right there.
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Let's just hope it can go 500 miles.
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Foust: My Mercedes may not have
gotten off to the best start,
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but for $500, she was doing great,
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and it didn't take me long to catch up.
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Oh! [Bleep]
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Oh!
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How are those bumps, Rutledge?
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Totally fine -- not checking
my fillings right now at all.
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[Laughs]
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Wood: We were surrounded
by gorgeous scenery,
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driving on one of the most
beautiful stretches of road
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in the world,
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perfect for luxurious sports cars.
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And there we were.
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If there's one thing I
have plenty of in here,
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it's dog hair.
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Oh,
my---
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God, that's gross! Ugh!
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It's not much to look at,
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and it's obviously in some real disrepair.
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The A/C -- Not
even remotely cold.
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Doesn't go very fast.
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There are stains all over
the seats and the floor.
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The steering wheel smells terrible.
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But as bad as my car was,
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it was still better than the other cars.
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It doesn't have nearly a
half a million miles on it
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that were driven by
cabbies and police officers.
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Ow!
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It hasn't been waiting to
be crushed at a junkyard
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like Tanner's Mercedes.
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[Rattling] Oh, my gosh.
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It's a perfect cherry of a Ford Festiva.
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Foust: I was living
my biggest nightmare --
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gorgeous, winding roads ahead of me
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but stuck for miles in a "no passing" zone
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behind the Crown Vic and
Rutledge's little toy,
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both going way under the speed limit.
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As soon as I saw an opening
to pass them, I took it.
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All right, finally getting
to open the Mercedes up.
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60, 65, 70.
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[Laughs] Oh, you know you're jealous.
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Yeah! It's fast!
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Battered, bruised, and
wheezy as the Merc was,
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it still had some power left,
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and I took the lead and won the first leg
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of the race to Santa Barbara.
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What are we doing here?
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Well, I got these and this.
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Okay. Looks uncomfortable.
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"A cheap car is only good as
long as you can hold on to it.
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"To see which of you chose
the most secure vehicle,
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"you will now attempt to
break into each other's cars.
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Whoever can break in first wins."
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I'll take the Festiva.
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I'll take the taxi.
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- Give me that.
- All right.
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- Here we go now!
- Go!
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Ferrara: Coming up, we
play "Grand Theft Clunker."
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Come on!
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And the all-new supercharged
Cadillac takes on a Ferrari.
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This car's like "'f' you" fast.
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Foust: We were racing up
the Pacific coast highway
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from L.A. to San
Francisco in our $500 cars.
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We'd made it to Santa Barbara,
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where we were challenged to
see whose car was least secure.
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Whoever could break into
the other's car first
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would win.
257
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Go! Start right now?
258
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Yeah.
259
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You know how I know I'm gonna win?
260
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Nobody would feel the need
261
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to design any kind of
anti-theft device for this.
262
00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:34,746
Rutledge's car would be
no problem to break into.
263
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:37,548
It's pretty much made
completely out of plastic.
264
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,151
The taxi looked a bit tougher.
265
00:11:39,285 --> 00:11:41,486
But Adam would have the hardest time
266
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with my German-engineered Mercedes.
267
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I got to get this down in there.
268
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Foust: There it is. Oh, I pushed it down.
269
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Oh, I'm so close.
270
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Come on! Come on!
271
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Come on, get in there.
272
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Oh, oh. Oh, I got movement.
273
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And then at some point,
you just get frustrated,
274
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and you just sort of shake it around.
275
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[Sighs] Enough of this.
276
00:12:04,676 --> 00:12:06,911
Look at that. Look at that. Come on.
277
00:12:06,945 --> 00:12:10,149
Breaking into a car with a coat hanger.
278
00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:14,285
Adam, I am about to unlock
the chamber of death here.
279
00:12:14,286 --> 00:12:14,887
Yeah?
280
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:17,188
- Are you really that close?
- Oh, yeah.
281
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I got the pin wiggling.
282
00:12:23,162 --> 00:12:24,829
Adam, what?!
283
00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:27,698
What the hell is wrong with you?
284
00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:28,567
I win.
285
00:12:29,201 --> 00:12:30,502
That doesn't seem fair at all.
286
00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:31,971
No way. That doesn't count.
287
00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,573
What, are you playing for
second place? Come on, let's go.
288
00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:37,109
Come on, come on!
289
00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:40,645
Great. You got second place.
290
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:41,613
Wonderful.
291
00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:44,048
That's not second place. You
broke the window on my car.
292
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,051
- Yeah, I win. Let's go.
- He cheated.
293
00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:47,886
Are you kidding me? What?
294
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,587
That does not count.
295
00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:50,755
You can't just break the window.
296
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Of course it counts. I got in.
297
00:12:52,558 --> 00:12:53,858
It said we had to get in.
298
00:12:53,892 --> 00:12:55,261
Such a New Yorker.
299
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[Cheers and applause]
300
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,272
How could you do that to my car?
301
00:13:07,306 --> 00:13:08,740
Look, a challenge is a challenge.
302
00:13:08,775 --> 00:13:09,975
I got into the car. I win.
303
00:13:10,009 --> 00:13:12,744
How is it you've moved from
destroying your own cars
304
00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:14,880
to now destroying other people's cars?
305
00:13:14,914 --> 00:13:18,050
I was given a challenge, and I
chose a method, and it worked.
306
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:19,785
Like when you jumped the Coupe de Ville,
307
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:21,787
you chose to bend it into a banana.
308
00:13:21,821 --> 00:13:24,690
I chose to jump it. The Caddy
bent itself when it landed.
309
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,191
[Laughter]
310
00:13:26,192 --> 00:13:27,492
You killed it, but turns out
311
00:13:27,527 --> 00:13:30,896
you're not the only one who's
into killing off old Caddies.
312
00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:32,397
GM is, too.
313
00:13:32,398 --> 00:13:36,435
Wood: In 1999, with the brand dying off,
314
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like most of its buyers,
315
00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:41,679
Cadillac announced the new
art and science philosophy --
316
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a plan to get back to their roots
317
00:13:44,015 --> 00:13:46,551
with cutting-edge design
and high-end technology.
318
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,156
Now, they didn't even
have a car for it yet,
319
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,357
just an attitude.
320
00:13:52,391 --> 00:13:54,159
But it was a good attitude.
321
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,429
And this new approach
put Cadillac performance
322
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,732
right up there with exotics like Ferrari.
323
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:06,404
So, could a $60,000 Cadillac
beat a $200,000 Ferrari
324
00:14:06,438 --> 00:14:07,807
in a drag race?
325
00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:12,177
There was only one way to find out.
326
00:14:13,546 --> 00:14:16,615
But first, I would need to check out
327
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:18,483
Cadillac's new wheels.
328
00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:28,994
[Engine revving]
329
00:14:30,596 --> 00:14:34,099
Now, this is a Cadillac you want to drive.
330
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:37,636
Old man riding around with your
blinker on for miles, watch out.
331
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,237
I'm coming for you, gramps.
332
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:45,643
This is a 2011 Cadillac CTS-V.
333
00:14:46,078 --> 00:14:49,879
It's got a Corvette engine in
it, but not just any Corvette --
334
00:14:49,915 --> 00:14:52,817
the daddy of them all, the ZR1.
335
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:58,556
It's got 556 supercharged
horsepower under the hood.
336
00:14:58,591 --> 00:15:02,860
It'll do zero to 60 in 4 seconds.
337
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:03,595
[Engine revving]
338
00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:08,400
And it's got a top speed
of 175 miles an hour.
339
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:11,803
How did this happen?
340
00:15:11,837 --> 00:15:14,539
How did Cadillac become cool again?
341
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:19,144
Cadillac's history is a
lot like John Travolta's.
342
00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:20,812
It was really cool at first.
343
00:15:20,846 --> 00:15:24,349
And then all of a sudden,
it became seriously uncool.
344
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,284
And then -- bang --
it was cool again.
345
00:15:26,318 --> 00:15:29,354
I mean, this car -- this is
Cadillac's "Pulp Fiction."
346
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,824
So, they took out a sheet
of paper, and, to me,
347
00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:34,859
it looks like they didn't
draw anything on it.
348
00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:35,961
They just folded it.
349
00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:37,662
I mean, there's curves,
350
00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:40,332
but they're all caught in
these sharp edges and creases.
351
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:43,802
This new look, this is
what sets Cadillac apart --
352
00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:47,905
the CTS, the XLR, even the Escalade SUV
353
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:51,340
And you know what? It looks fantastic.
354
00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:55,346
And it wasn't all design.
355
00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:57,515
The new Cadillacs would have something else
356
00:15:57,550 --> 00:16:00,116
to set them apart
-- performance.
357
00:16:06,391 --> 00:16:07,391
Oh, yeah.
358
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,260
[Tires screeching]
359
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:12,931
And it's got a manual
six-speed gearbox -- standard.
360
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:15,700
You don't normally associate Cadillac
361
00:16:15,735 --> 00:16:17,602
with manual transmissions.
362
00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:19,871
But in this one, it makes perfect sense.
363
00:16:19,905 --> 00:16:21,740
[Tires screeching]
364
00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:24,676
I can smoke the tires at 100 miles an hour.
365
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:25,910
[Laughs]
366
00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:31,182
This is American badass
wrapped in Hugo boss.
367
00:16:31,217 --> 00:16:33,284
It's like John Wayne in
a Tommy Hilfiger sweater.
368
00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:38,623
[Tires screeching]
369
00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:40,358
Wow!
370
00:16:40,392 --> 00:16:42,627
You shouldn't be able
to do this in a Cadillac!
371
00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:45,663
[Tires screeching]
372
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:50,968
Now, there are some things about
this car that I really like.
373
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:52,270
When you first get in the car,
374
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,838
you notice the beautiful interior.
375
00:16:53,872 --> 00:16:57,275
There's suede everywhere.
There's nice leather stitching.
376
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,444
And then you
look up---
377
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:02,980
and see the same headliner
that's in a Chevy truck.
378
00:17:03,015 --> 00:17:04,849
Why does GM do that?
379
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:08,352
They get so close to making a perfect car,
380
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:11,089
and then at the last
minute, ah, just whatever.
381
00:17:11,123 --> 00:17:13,958
I don't care. No one's gonna look up.
382
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:18,560
Now, one thing I don't like in here,
is the door handles on the CTS-V.
383
00:17:18,597 --> 00:17:22,200
To get out, it's a strange
video-game-remote door popper,
384
00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:26,002
just like they have in the Corvette.
And I don't like them there, either.
385
00:17:26,472 --> 00:17:29,007
What's wrong? They call it a door handle.
386
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:32,010
Handle, not door button.
387
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:35,814
But it's remarkable that
you can get this much car
388
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,482
for just $60,000.
389
00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:39,984
And it gets even better.
390
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:44,422
For 2011, the CTS-V is
available in three body styles,
391
00:17:44,456 --> 00:17:46,624
all with the same manual transmission
392
00:17:46,658 --> 00:17:48,626
and monster supercharged engine.
393
00:17:48,627 --> 00:17:52,530
The sedan will put you in
the same league as the BMW M5
394
00:17:52,564 --> 00:17:55,133
or the Mercedes E63 AMG.
395
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,870
And the
CTS-V wagon---
396
00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:04,576
---well, this just might be the
world's first wagon super car.
397
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:05,777
The
wagon --
398
00:18:05,811 --> 00:18:09,514
the fastest production
wagon in the universe!
399
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:19,591
Wow! This car is amazing!
400
00:18:22,528 --> 00:18:26,831
If it's not obvious by
now, I am a wagon man.
401
00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:29,333
There's something about a wagon, to me,
402
00:18:29,368 --> 00:18:31,636
that screams, "I'm ready for anything."
403
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:35,039
And this is the perfect
kind of wagon that I'd want.
404
00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:38,176
Can you imagine going shopping in a wagon
405
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,644
with over 500 horsepower?
406
00:18:39,678 --> 00:18:42,647
You could do a burnout all
the way home from the mall
407
00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:45,650
while your kids are in the back screaming.
408
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:46,984
That's awesome.
409
00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:49,353
Cadillac has developed
an incredible new line
410
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:51,923
of high-performance vehicles.
411
00:18:51,957 --> 00:18:55,025
I can understand why
some, mainly old people,
412
00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:57,328
might think that the CTS-Vs
are too much of a departure
413
00:18:57,362 --> 00:19:00,465
from the old Caddies, but I
think they can be convinced.
414
00:19:00,499 --> 00:19:03,935
[Mid-tempo jazz music plays]
415
00:19:10,743 --> 00:19:11,976
[Laughs]
416
00:19:12,411 --> 00:19:14,579
Driving Miss Ferrara?
417
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,514
Can I get your bags for you, sir?
418
00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:19,183
No problem. I have people for that.
419
00:19:19,218 --> 00:19:21,018
What in the world is this?
420
00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:23,187
This is a statement,
my friend --
421
00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:26,090
1957 El Dorado Biarritz.
422
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,459
That's when a Cadillac was a Cadillac.
423
00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:31,862
No way. This is the
new Cadillac, all right?
424
00:19:31,897 --> 00:19:34,230
The 2011 CTS-V.
425
00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:36,300
You can get a two-door
or four-door or a wagon.
426
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,469
- Back up. Back up. Wagon?
- Oh, yeah.
427
00:19:38,503 --> 00:19:40,838
- How was the soccer game?
- It's amazing.
428
00:19:40,872 --> 00:19:42,673
Really? This says, "you've arrived."
429
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,710
That says, "you've arrived
from summer camp with the kids."
430
00:19:45,744 --> 00:19:46,777
What are you doing?
431
00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,913
They are the new Cadillac.
432
00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:50,381
Okay, look, I'll be honest with you.
433
00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:51,816
I've been burned by Caddies before.
434
00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,952
The last great Caddy for me
was the '76 Coupe de Ville.
435
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,787
After that, Caddies got smaller,
436
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,589
and then just went right down the toilet.
437
00:19:58,624 --> 00:20:00,558
Adam wasn't convinced,
438
00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:03,894
so I needed to resort
to a simple demonstration
439
00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,663
that even he
might understand --
440
00:20:05,697 --> 00:20:07,165
a drag
race --
441
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:12,036
the $200,000 Ferrari
California against the CTS-V ---
442
00:20:12,071 --> 00:20:13,671
wagon.
443
00:20:13,706 --> 00:20:15,440
An American grocery getter
444
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:19,244
versus the world's most famous
Italian performance brand.
445
00:20:19,278 --> 00:20:22,847
The Ferrari California
isn't the fastest Ferrari,
446
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:27,785
but it does zero to 60 in
3.8 seconds, top speed of 193.
447
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,786
Let's do it.
448
00:20:28,821 --> 00:20:30,521
Okay, here we go.
450
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,361
♪ It's showtime! ♪
451
00:20:36,395 --> 00:20:37,962
Wood: Oh, here we go!
452
00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:40,765
Oh!
453
00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:43,368
Oh-ho-ho-ho,
man!
454
00:20:43,402 --> 00:20:47,105
The CTS-V wagon is smokin' him!
455
00:20:47,139 --> 00:20:51,009
Oh, look at that! I got him!
456
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,644
Whoo!
457
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:54,012
Holy crap!
458
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:56,681
The Wagon just beat a Ferrari,
459
00:20:56,715 --> 00:21:00,018
which is a stupid-fast car.
460
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,820
That means this is faster than stupid fast.
461
00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:05,456
This is "'f' you" fast.
462
00:21:06,591 --> 00:21:09,559
Coming up, we continue our
race up the Pacific coast
463
00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:12,195
in our $500 cars.
464
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,031
"Traces of fecal matter."
465
00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:21,652
Wood: Oh, look at that!
466
00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,755
The wagon just beat a Ferrari!
467
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:33,464
[Cheers and applause]
468
00:21:33,498 --> 00:21:35,899
Driving those Cadillacs was a blast.
469
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:38,035
I bet for once, you're jealous.
470
00:21:38,069 --> 00:21:40,370
I was. That looked like a lot of fun.
471
00:21:40,405 --> 00:21:42,840
But, really, Cadillac, an old-man brand,
472
00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:45,609
now saying they rival the
fastest cars on the planet?
473
00:21:45,643 --> 00:21:47,144
I'm not buying it.
474
00:21:47,178 --> 00:21:49,880
See, that's exactly why we
gave the Coupe and the Wagon
475
00:21:49,914 --> 00:21:52,015
to our anonymous racing driver, the Stig,
476
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:55,919
to put around our test track
and see how fast they really are.
477
00:21:55,954 --> 00:21:58,555
Foust: Now, the Stig drove
the CTS-V Coupe earlier,
478
00:21:58,590 --> 00:22:00,758
and we'll show you that time in a minute.
479
00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:03,293
But Rutledge insisted on showing
the stig driving the Wagon.
480
00:22:03,328 --> 00:22:05,229
[Engine revving] Shocking.
481
00:22:05,263 --> 00:22:08,365
Let's see how the stig does.
482
00:22:08,399 --> 00:22:10,868
All right, well, Rutledge may worship this
483
00:22:10,902 --> 00:22:13,871
as the ultimate Wagon, but
at the hands of the stig,
484
00:22:13,905 --> 00:22:16,240
I think we'll see some chinks in the armor.
485
00:22:16,274 --> 00:22:18,242
Strangely poised,
actually --
486
00:22:18,276 --> 00:22:21,078
very quick coming around the
first turn into the chicane.
487
00:22:21,112 --> 00:22:23,781
I was expecting to see
quite a bit more body blow.
488
00:22:25,116 --> 00:22:27,617
Now, this is the true test.
489
00:22:27,652 --> 00:22:30,587
Out of the teardrop,
slowest section of the track,
490
00:22:30,621 --> 00:22:32,022
will it have wheel spin
491
00:22:32,056 --> 00:22:33,457
or be efficiently putting
the power to the ground?
492
00:22:33,491 --> 00:22:35,593
[Tires screeching]
493
00:22:35,827 --> 00:22:37,094
I would say
that is a no --
494
00:22:37,128 --> 00:22:39,630
wheels a-blazing on the
way out of the teardrop
495
00:22:39,664 --> 00:22:41,198
but building huge speed
496
00:22:41,232 --> 00:22:44,434
as it comes around the
fastest back straightaway.
497
00:22:46,639 --> 00:22:49,974
Over 120 miles an hour we
see on the speedometer --
498
00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:51,543
very fast by the tires.
499
00:22:51,577 --> 00:22:55,280
[Tires screeching]
500
00:22:56,614 --> 00:22:59,649
Wow. Amazing, beautiful little drift
501
00:22:59,684 --> 00:23:04,321
as the car just seems to
absorb the bumps mid-drift.
502
00:23:04,355 --> 00:23:07,457
I'm really impressed with the
way the suspension is working.
503
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,026
It's just speeding around the track.
504
00:23:10,061 --> 00:23:11,328
It may not be the most sophisticated,
505
00:23:11,363 --> 00:23:12,597
but as it comes through the last corner,
506
00:23:12,632 --> 00:23:15,400
a bit of a drift
and---across the line.
507
00:23:15,434 --> 00:23:16,634
[Cheers and applause]
508
00:23:17,469 --> 00:23:18,636
Wow!
509
00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:21,138
That is the fastest Wagon I have ever seen.
510
00:23:21,172 --> 00:23:22,940
What do you guys think --
Wagon faster than the Coupe?
511
00:23:22,974 --> 00:23:26,644
Coupe faster? Coupe's
faster than the Wagon?
512
00:23:26,678 --> 00:23:28,212
You would think the Coupe has
got to be faster than the Wagon.
513
00:23:28,246 --> 00:23:34,451
So, the Coupe did it in a time of 1:27.4.
514
00:23:34,486 --> 00:23:37,288
That puts it ahead of a Mercedes SLS AMG.
515
00:23:37,322 --> 00:23:39,223
Wow! [Cheers and applause]
516
00:23:39,257 --> 00:23:41,659
That's quarter-million-dollar
car right there.
517
00:23:41,693 --> 00:23:44,628
Wow. Their super car just
got beat by an American car.
518
00:23:44,663 --> 00:23:46,497
That can't be right. Wow.
519
00:23:46,531 --> 00:23:47,631
Really?
520
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,867
That feels good. [Laughter]
521
00:23:49,901 --> 00:23:53,337
Now, if the wagon was just
even a second or two slower,
522
00:23:53,371 --> 00:23:55,272
it still would be in respectable territory.
523
00:23:55,307 --> 00:23:57,074
You got the Lotus Evora down here.
524
00:23:57,108 --> 00:23:58,309
You got the V12 Vantage.
525
00:23:58,343 --> 00:24:05,078
The Wagon did it in a time of 1.27.2.
526
00:24:05,283 --> 00:24:06,383
[Cheers and applause]
527
00:24:06,418 --> 00:24:09,720
.2 faster than the coupe.
528
00:24:09,754 --> 00:24:12,189
Faster! Faster than the coupe!
529
00:24:12,523 --> 00:24:15,525
Unbelievable. That is unreal,
especially for the money.
530
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,028
I mean, these are both
right around 60 grand.
531
00:24:18,062 --> 00:24:19,630
Wow! Incredible.
532
00:24:19,765 --> 00:24:23,634
And that's only slightly
better value than our $500 cars.
533
00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:34,377
Wood: So far, our junky jalopies
had raced hundreds of miles
534
00:24:34,412 --> 00:24:37,380
up the California coast
towards San Francisco.
535
00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:41,918
My Festiva was doing great,
536
00:24:41,953 --> 00:24:43,654
so I hammered down and tried to pull ahead.
537
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,823
Gas it! Gas it!
538
00:24:46,457 --> 00:24:48,625
Ooh! Ooh!
539
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,427
[Sniffing]
540
00:24:50,461 --> 00:24:55,265
My car smells like a
pack of burning matches.
541
00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:58,201
Apparently, I didn't have the
power I needed to make my move,
542
00:24:58,236 --> 00:24:59,669
so Adam was now in front.
543
00:24:59,703 --> 00:25:02,607
I'm flying along at 65 miles an hour.
544
00:25:02,641 --> 00:25:05,342
As long as I don't turn, I'm fine.
545
00:25:05,977 --> 00:25:09,546
If Adam's life-insurance
carrier knew he was driving
546
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,681
a retired taxi with 400,000 miles on it,
547
00:25:11,716 --> 00:25:14,018
they would drop him like a bad habit.
548
00:25:14,653 --> 00:25:18,155
Ferrara: Tanner was gonna have to
get used to seeing my taillights.
549
00:25:18,189 --> 00:25:21,992
I was the first to arrive at
our next stop in Santa Cruz,
550
00:25:22,027 --> 00:25:25,562
where we received some
unwelcome information
551
00:25:25,596 --> 00:25:26,864
about our cars.
552
00:25:27,498 --> 00:25:29,633
All right, fellas, pay attention.
553
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:32,802
"Buying cheap cars means
buying a piece of history,
554
00:25:32,837 --> 00:25:34,205
"often one you would rather not sit in.
555
00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:37,674
Your cars were subject
to forensic analysis."
556
00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:39,142
Really?
557
00:25:39,477 --> 00:25:41,378
"Least contaminated car wins."
558
00:25:41,412 --> 00:25:43,280
Is that what these envelopes are?
559
00:25:43,314 --> 00:25:46,449
- I think so.
- Must be. Oh, no.
560
00:25:46,484 --> 00:25:48,418
I'll go first.
561
00:25:48,452 --> 00:25:51,388
I have total confidence in the Festiva.
562
00:25:51,422 --> 00:25:52,623
Here we go.
563
00:25:53,257 --> 00:25:56,126
"Hair of
nonhuman origin---
564
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,764
"variable length and color
found in large quantities."
565
00:26:00,798 --> 00:26:03,066
"Visible under
ultraviolet --
566
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,169
"overlapping stain
fields of organic origin.
567
00:26:06,203 --> 00:26:08,905
"Concentrations of ammonia and fructose
568
00:26:08,939 --> 00:26:11,775
consistent with urine and seminal fluid."
569
00:26:11,809 --> 00:26:13,743
Wait, stain fields?
570
00:26:13,778 --> 00:26:15,845
There's dog breeding that
goes on in the Festiva.
571
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,881
Fields of animal fluids
in the back of that.
572
00:26:17,915 --> 00:26:20,717
"Traces of fecal matter."
573
00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:22,786
Oh, that's so gross.
574
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:24,788
Well, could be worse.
575
00:26:24,822 --> 00:26:27,824
Yeah, there could be human
and dog fluids in there.
576
00:26:27,858 --> 00:26:30,093
- Oh, like you should talk. What's yours say?
- Okay.
577
00:26:30,127 --> 00:26:33,163
"Present in both left
and right rear foot Wells
578
00:26:33,197 --> 00:26:35,131
"are dispersed areas of dried substance
579
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:39,135
"with concentrations of
HCL, hydrochloric acid,
580
00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:41,071
consistent with vomitus."
581
00:26:41,106 --> 00:26:43,107
- Stomach acid.
- Ugh!
582
00:26:43,108 --> 00:26:46,744
"U. V. Analysis of the rear
bench seat reveals bloodstains
583
00:26:46,778 --> 00:26:48,412
"in the underlying foam,
584
00:26:48,447 --> 00:26:51,682
covering approximately
1/3 of the seating area."
585
00:26:52,616 --> 00:26:55,386
- 1/3 of the seating area?! Somebody died!
- They were bleeding to death.
586
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:57,488
Someone could've had a baby
in there. You don't know.
587
00:26:58,122 --> 00:26:59,956
Oh, my gosh.
588
00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:02,559
If it's down in the foam, it got hosed.
589
00:27:02,593 --> 00:27:05,428
This means it's not on the
cover anymore, so it's fine.
590
00:27:05,463 --> 00:27:06,930
[Laughs]
591
00:27:06,964 --> 00:27:08,698
All right, what do you got?
592
00:27:08,733 --> 00:27:11,634
Mine's gonna be boring. This car is clean.
593
00:27:11,669 --> 00:27:13,269
Yeah, it looks so tidy.
594
00:27:13,304 --> 00:27:16,671
There's a few more sentences here
than I would've expected, actually.
595
00:27:16,974 --> 00:27:20,310
"Moderate quantities of nasal mucosa
596
00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:23,580
- found on the steering wheel.
- Snot.
597
00:27:23,614 --> 00:27:26,549
"Protein" -- anything that
starts with "protein-rich"
598
00:27:26,584 --> 00:27:28,618
I'm telling you is bad. [Laughs]
599
00:27:28,652 --> 00:27:33,590
"Protein-rich substance found in
crevices of driver-seat cushion.
600
00:27:33,624 --> 00:27:36,393
"High concentration of dead skin cells
601
00:27:36,427 --> 00:27:38,929
and presence of staphylococcus bacteria."
602
00:27:39,363 --> 00:27:41,064
Oh, no way!
603
00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:43,900
[Laughs] Your car has a staph infection.
604
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:45,969
You drink some orange juice,
you'll knock that right out.
605
00:27:46,003 --> 00:27:47,871
I got a staph infection
right on the steering wheel.
606
00:27:47,905 --> 00:27:50,173
I mean, I'm not, like,
a hypochondriac, but---
607
00:27:50,207 --> 00:27:52,475
you actually are.
---That is gross.
608
00:27:52,510 --> 00:27:53,543
Clearly, you lose.
609
00:27:53,577 --> 00:27:54,811
How did it get on the steering wheel?
610
00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:56,713
You're done. In fact,
you're probably gonna die.
611
00:27:56,747 --> 00:27:58,281
I win.
612
00:27:58,315 --> 00:27:59,983
You do not win. Of course I win!
613
00:28:00,017 --> 00:28:01,184
You're soaked in blood.
614
00:28:01,218 --> 00:28:03,286
Blood and puke -- what do
you expect to be in a cab?
615
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,688
I got two words
-- boundary layer.
616
00:28:05,723 --> 00:28:07,757
That's what's happening now.
617
00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:09,025
- Really?
- Yeah.
618
00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:12,896
All right. 20 minutes
-- we meet back here.
619
00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:15,465
Make whatever boundary layers you want
620
00:28:15,499 --> 00:28:17,066
and then head up to San
Francisco, all right?
621
00:28:17,101 --> 00:28:19,135
All right, I'm starting to
feel a little better now. Man.
622
00:28:19,170 --> 00:28:21,438
Rut, you might want to get a flea collar.
623
00:28:21,472 --> 00:28:23,406
It's just traces of fecal matter.
624
00:28:23,441 --> 00:28:25,241
Oh, that's much better. Traces.
625
00:28:25,276 --> 00:28:25,943
I thought there was a problem.
626
00:28:25,977 --> 00:28:29,413
Foust: Coming up, Adam sees
Rutledge in a whole new light.
627
00:28:29,447 --> 00:28:30,648
Oh!
628
00:28:30,782 --> 00:28:33,316
And we continue our race
up the California coast.
629
00:28:33,651 --> 00:28:34,717
Let's do this.
630
00:28:34,732 --> 00:28:37,732
Now, it's time for Big Star, Small Car.
631
00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:40,034
Where we put celebrities in our Suzuki SX4
632
00:28:40,068 --> 00:28:41,569
and send them around the test track
633
00:28:41,604 --> 00:28:43,238
to see who's got the fastest time.
634
00:28:43,272 --> 00:28:46,107
Our celebrity today is
Maroon 5's Adam Levine.
635
00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:48,843
[Cheers and applause]
636
00:28:48,878 --> 00:28:50,412
Ow!
637
00:28:50,446 --> 00:28:52,180
- Welcome, man.
- How you doing, man?
638
00:28:52,214 --> 00:28:53,915
We're so excited you could be here.
639
00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:55,683
I am very excited to be here.
640
00:28:55,718 --> 00:28:57,752
Now, we've had some
musicians do well here before.
641
00:28:57,787 --> 00:29:00,789
Do you feel like today you're
going to the top of the board?
642
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:02,791
Uh, if you ain't first, you're last.
643
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,159
[Laughter]
644
00:29:04,193 --> 00:29:05,693
Well, let's get you out there, man.
645
00:29:05,728 --> 00:29:06,961
Let's go for it. Hop on in.
646
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:08,329
All right. Let's do it.
All right, good luck.
647
00:29:08,364 --> 00:29:09,431
We're gonna clear the track.
648
00:29:09,465 --> 00:29:10,865
We'll meet you back at the hangar.
649
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,334
Go get 'em. Let's go, you guys.
650
00:29:13,369 --> 00:29:14,903
[Cheers and applause]
651
00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:17,205
Wood: Look at that determination.
652
00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:21,442
Adam's off to a good start.
653
00:29:21,477 --> 00:29:23,211
Catching second. Come on.
654
00:29:23,245 --> 00:29:26,681
What is up with this [Bleep] Man?!
655
00:29:26,715 --> 00:29:29,550
Coming up to turn one,
getting a little intense.
656
00:29:29,585 --> 00:29:31,652
Sorry. This is gonna be all
sound bites of me just cursing
657
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:32,653
'cause I'm so pissed off!
658
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:36,991
Damn it, dude!
659
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,760
So annoying.
660
00:29:38,794 --> 00:29:41,662
It's easy to get flustered out there.
661
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,464
[Bleep]
662
00:29:43,499 --> 00:29:46,033
[Bleep] Damn
it, dude! Dude---
663
00:29:46,068 --> 00:29:47,168
[bleep] Dude!
664
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,637
Suzuki does that to a lot of people.
665
00:29:51,273 --> 00:29:54,041
All right, he's got some good
speed out on the back stretch.
666
00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:57,678
Looks good right there
-- nice and smooth.
667
00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,515
[Tires screech] Good
speed, a little understeer.
668
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,450
Does third gear exist?
669
00:30:02,484 --> 00:30:05,753
I think it does. It's in
between second and fourth.
670
00:30:05,788 --> 00:30:09,023
Here it is -- last turn.
And Adam is across the line.
671
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,192
[Bleep] And he's still smiling.
672
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,695
[Laughs] [Cheers and applause]
673
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,964
Come on up.
674
00:30:16,999 --> 00:30:19,367
Come on up.
675
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:23,271
Adam Levine, everybody.
676
00:30:23,305 --> 00:30:27,441
How you doing, man? Nice work out there.
677
00:30:27,476 --> 00:30:29,677
Did you have a good time?
678
00:30:29,711 --> 00:30:30,945
I had a lot of fun.
679
00:30:30,979 --> 00:30:32,880
I just hope that I'm not last.
680
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:34,849
Look, let's talk. You're a busy man.
681
00:30:34,883 --> 00:30:37,885
One of the judges on
"The Voice" -- great show.
682
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,454
[Cheers and applause]
683
00:30:40,489 --> 00:30:42,957
You're in a hugely popular band, Maroon 5.
684
00:30:42,991 --> 00:30:45,092
I want to know, how did you get into cars?
685
00:30:45,127 --> 00:30:46,494
I've always enjoyed driving.
686
00:30:46,528 --> 00:30:48,896
You know, I'm from Calif-- I was
born and raised in Los Angeles,
687
00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:50,198
so I've
always been --
688
00:30:50,232 --> 00:30:52,266
that's always a huge part of
California culture, I think,
689
00:30:52,301 --> 00:30:53,768
is driving and enjoying your car.
690
00:30:53,802 --> 00:30:56,871
It's kind of your
sanctuary. It's your space.
691
00:30:56,905 --> 00:30:57,939
And I just love it.
692
00:30:57,973 --> 00:30:59,540
East coast people don't understand,
693
00:30:59,575 --> 00:31:01,242
'cause they -- they
don't. [Laughter]
694
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:04,312
'Cause they're like, "oh, subway, taxi."
695
00:31:04,346 --> 00:31:05,580
[Laughter]
696
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:07,715
Your first car was what?
697
00:31:07,749 --> 00:31:11,118
My first car was a 1971
Mach I -- Mustang Mach I.
698
00:31:11,153 --> 00:31:13,554
A Mach I.
699
00:31:13,589 --> 00:31:15,690
[Cheers and applause]
700
00:31:15,724 --> 00:31:17,225
And I didn't really know anything.
701
00:31:17,259 --> 00:31:18,826
I still don't know anything about cars,
702
00:31:18,861 --> 00:31:20,595
but I just thought it
was a beautiful thing,
703
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,530
and I loved it, and I started
getting really into it.
704
00:31:22,564 --> 00:31:24,065
Of course, it snowballed out of control,
705
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,968
and now here I am racing Suzukis.
706
00:31:27,002 --> 00:31:30,471
- It's a natural progression
-- Mach I to Suzuki. - Exactly.
707
00:31:30,505 --> 00:31:32,773
Did your car path help
you with the ladies at all?
708
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,108
Not originally,
709
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,877
not when I was driving
710
00:31:35,911 --> 00:31:39,914
my mom's awesome bright
red Jeep Cherokee to school.
711
00:31:39,948 --> 00:31:42,049
That didn't get me any
dates with the ladies.
712
00:31:42,084 --> 00:31:44,485
- Did not? - But I loved that
car. That car was bad-ass.
713
00:31:44,519 --> 00:31:46,587
But the coolest car I've
ever owned is still --
714
00:31:46,622 --> 00:31:47,955
my dad gave
me his, in 19--
715
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,825
- he had, like, an '86 Jimmy, GMC Jimmy.
-Yeah.
716
00:31:50,859 --> 00:31:52,360
It was black and had a red stripe on it.
717
00:31:52,394 --> 00:31:54,462
Still the coolest car to this day.
718
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:57,498
- Like, you know, it just, you know, had history to it.
- Sure.
719
00:31:57,532 --> 00:31:59,967
And what was that beautiful
car you drove in this morning?
720
00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:02,069
That was an Aston Martin. That was a DB9.
721
00:32:02,104 --> 00:32:03,571
A DB9?
722
00:32:03,605 --> 00:32:05,539
[Cheers and applause]
723
00:32:05,574 --> 00:32:07,308
Yeah. Got some fans.
724
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,143
I love that car, man.
725
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,546
My buddies and I always
take that car out to Vegas,
726
00:32:12,581 --> 00:32:14,382
you know, so we can drive quickly.
728
00:32:17,986 --> 00:32:21,255
I've been pulled over, actually,
about six times in that car,
729
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:23,824
and I've never gotten
a ticket 'cause---
730
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,927
How do you do that?
731
00:32:25,961 --> 00:32:28,429
This is so stupid to do on television.
732
00:32:28,463 --> 00:32:31,299
'Cause I got pulled over
once on the way to Vegas.
733
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:33,401
I was probably going
about 95 miles an hour,
734
00:32:33,435 --> 00:32:34,568
and in that car, I mean,
735
00:32:34,603 --> 00:32:36,570
it feels like you're just getting started,
736
00:32:36,605 --> 00:32:38,773
but, clearly, there are
laws against speeding.
737
00:32:38,807 --> 00:32:40,441
So, this cop pulled me over,
738
00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:41,842
and he kind of looked at me for a minute.
739
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:42,843
This is on the way to Vegas.
740
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,145
He kind of looked at me for a minute.
741
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:45,413
He's like, "I'll be right back."
742
00:32:45,447 --> 00:32:47,214
And he goes to his car, he
comes back, and I'm thinking,
743
00:32:47,249 --> 00:32:48,249
"Oh, great, I'm going to
jail -- reckless driving.
744
00:32:48,283 --> 00:32:49,617
"You know, I'm dead.
745
00:32:49,651 --> 00:32:51,886
He's taking my car away. "
I'm freaking out. [Laughs]
746
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,121
And he just looks at me, and he goes,
747
00:32:54,156 --> 00:32:56,590
"I should arrest you, but
my wife's a big fan, so---"
748
00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:58,159
[laughter]
749
00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:00,161
"---She'll kill me
if I arrest you."
750
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:02,730
And I was like, "thank
God for your wife, sir."
751
00:33:02,764 --> 00:33:04,765
That is awesome!
752
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,167
[Applause]
753
00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:07,702
So, Adam, how do you think you did?
754
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:10,237
All right, here's where
I'm gonna make excuses
755
00:33:10,272 --> 00:33:11,572
and bitch and moan about it,
756
00:33:11,606 --> 00:33:13,507
- but I'm gonna do it 'cause I think I should.
- Sure.
757
00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,443
I didn't have, really,
the full amount of time.
758
00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:17,311
"I didn't have the total
amount of time. " I didn't.
759
00:33:17,346 --> 00:33:19,313
"I just --
I'm very busy."
760
00:33:19,348 --> 00:33:20,681
I will stab you.
761
00:33:20,716 --> 00:33:22,016
Bring it! Bring it!
762
00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:23,985
You went out there in the Suzuki.
763
00:33:24,019 --> 00:33:25,753
You felt good, though, right?
764
00:33:25,787 --> 00:33:27,054
I started feeling good.
765
00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:30,024
I mean, you know, I got some
lessons and started learning,
766
00:33:30,058 --> 00:33:33,194
and just when I started getting
comfortable, I have to leave.
767
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:36,464
You give me 30 minutes,
I'll give you number one.
768
00:33:36,498 --> 00:33:38,666
[Crowd "oohs"]
769
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:39,767
Wow.
770
00:33:39,801 --> 00:33:40,768
You guys want to see his time?
771
00:33:40,802 --> 00:33:42,403
All: Yeah! All right.
772
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,938
[Applause]
773
00:33:43,972 --> 00:33:45,406
Here we go.
774
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,741
Adam Levine,
775
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:51,812
you did it in 1.49.2.
776
00:33:51,847 --> 00:33:53,514
[All groan]
777
00:33:53,548 --> 00:33:55,116
Boo!
778
00:33:55,150 --> 00:33:56,117
Right there.
779
00:33:56,151 --> 00:33:58,419
You're between two pawn stars.
780
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,821
Oh, look at --
disappointment.
781
00:34:00,856 --> 00:34:02,523
Well, I mean,
here's --
782
00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:05,593
I'm very proud of my very quick progress.
783
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:09,163
However, I am disappointed,
'cause, I swear to you,
784
00:34:09,197 --> 00:34:10,998
every one, I was shaving whole seconds off,
785
00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:13,334
so I could've gotten down there, man.
786
00:34:13,368 --> 00:34:15,536
There's no doubt in my mind.
787
00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:16,871
- I agree.
- Right here, man.
788
00:34:16,905 --> 00:34:18,572
- I agree.
- Right here and right here.
789
00:34:18,607 --> 00:34:20,207
It was all there. That's
all you needed, right?
790
00:34:20,242 --> 00:34:22,043
Don't you play that [Bleep] violin for me.
791
00:34:22,077 --> 00:34:23,844
[Laughter]
792
00:34:23,879 --> 00:34:26,147
You guys, let's give Adam a hand.
793
00:34:26,181 --> 00:34:27,314
Come on.
794
00:34:27,349 --> 00:34:29,817
[Cheers and applause]
795
00:34:29,851 --> 00:34:31,085
Last question for you.
796
00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:32,353
Yeah.
797
00:34:32,387 --> 00:34:34,188
Have you ever bought a car for 500 bucks?
798
00:34:34,222 --> 00:34:36,324
I've never paid $500 for a car.
799
00:34:36,358 --> 00:34:38,326
Yeah, and we're about to
see why that's a good thing.
800
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,328
We're gonna get back to our $500 challenge.
801
00:34:42,097 --> 00:34:44,933
And had just received
the disgusting results
802
00:34:44,967 --> 00:34:47,202
of a forensic test on our cars.
803
00:34:47,636 --> 00:34:49,203
"Overlapping stain fields."
804
00:34:49,238 --> 00:34:51,172
"Vomitus." "Nasal mucosa."
805
00:34:51,206 --> 00:34:53,808
"Bloodstains." "Staphylococcus bacteria."
806
00:34:54,242 --> 00:34:56,477
"Urine and seminal fluid."
807
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:59,014
So, we decided to protect ourselves
808
00:34:59,048 --> 00:35:00,516
with whatever we could find.
809
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,551
Oh!
810
00:35:03,585 --> 00:35:05,052
Hey.
811
00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:07,687
"Hey"? You look ridiculous. What is that?
812
00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:09,122
It's a protective suit.
813
00:35:09,156 --> 00:35:11,359
We're at the beach. This is
the best I could find, man.
814
00:35:11,393 --> 00:35:12,994
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
815
00:35:14,528 --> 00:35:16,496
I was wrong.
816
00:35:17,065 --> 00:35:19,066
Morons.
817
00:35:19,101 --> 00:35:21,035
Let's do this.
818
00:35:21,069 --> 00:35:23,404
All right.
819
00:35:23,438 --> 00:35:24,939
Let's go.
820
00:35:24,973 --> 00:35:28,275
May not have thought
this all the way through.
821
00:35:30,011 --> 00:35:31,979
We only had 73 miles to go
822
00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:35,483
to complete our 500-mile
journey in our $500 cars,
823
00:35:35,517 --> 00:35:40,321
which had just been proven
to be rolling biohazards.
824
00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:42,189
Be honest with you
-- the forensic report
825
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,325
didn't tell me anything
I didn't already know.
826
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:45,659
There's blood and puke in the cab.
827
00:35:45,694 --> 00:35:47,128
You come to expect that.
828
00:35:47,162 --> 00:35:50,331
So, I bought the gloves so I
don't have to touch anything.
829
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,633
I have the traditional beaded cabby seat
830
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:54,236
so I don't have to sit, actually,
831
00:35:54,371 --> 00:35:58,372
on the germ-infected velour.
832
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,774
And,
ah---
833
00:36:00,809 --> 00:36:03,144
incense -- get rid
of that kind of smell.
834
00:36:03,178 --> 00:36:06,347
[Lighter clicking]
835
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:07,348
There we go.
836
00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:10,384
Wood: After getting that report,
837
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,420
I really feel like I came
up with a great solution.
838
00:36:13,455 --> 00:36:14,989
I mean, I needed a barrier
839
00:36:15,023 --> 00:36:17,491
between me and all
the nastiness, and---
840
00:36:17,526 --> 00:36:19,927
this vinyl seems to be doing the trick.
841
00:36:19,961 --> 00:36:23,430
I'm noticing my peripheral
is slightly distorted
842
00:36:23,465 --> 00:36:24,698
with this costume.
843
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,370
[Muffled] As if you
ever had peripheral vision.
844
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:30,438
[Laughs]
845
00:36:30,472 --> 00:36:32,007
You sound awesome!
846
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:37,278
I can't help but feel
incredibly drowsy in this mask.
847
00:36:37,312 --> 00:36:39,313
I'm gonna just say that.
848
00:36:39,347 --> 00:36:40,314
[Laughs]
849
00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:42,616
Oh, I'm totally falling asleep.
850
00:36:42,651 --> 00:36:46,086
[Breathing deeply]
851
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,856
Foust: I do feel quite a bit better,
though, with the boundary layer.
852
00:36:48,890 --> 00:36:51,859
The rubber gloves are probably the key
853
00:36:51,893 --> 00:36:54,528
because the hands
are gonna be---
854
00:36:54,563 --> 00:36:56,030
scratching itches on the nose,
855
00:36:56,064 --> 00:36:57,898
rubbing the eyes, things like that.
856
00:36:57,933 --> 00:36:59,967
As long as you got
that boundary layer --
857
00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,403
in fact, everybody should
be carrying a boundary layer
858
00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:03,437
in their car.
859
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:06,840
Adam, which
would you take --
860
00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:10,144
a bath of pus and snot or blood and vomit?
861
00:37:10,178 --> 00:37:13,781
Is it puss and snot and my blood and vomit?
862
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,583
Random people.
863
00:37:15,617 --> 00:37:18,319
Sick people or healthy people?
864
00:37:18,353 --> 00:37:23,357
Taxi-cab drivers and patrons of said taxi.
865
00:37:23,391 --> 00:37:26,026
I'll take drunk vomit.
866
00:37:26,061 --> 00:37:29,164
Do you guys ever listen
to what you're saying?
867
00:37:38,206 --> 00:37:40,107
Come on, baby. Third gear.
868
00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:41,375
There it is.
869
00:37:41,409 --> 00:37:43,377
How are you doing on power, there, Rut?
870
00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:48,682
Are you floored right now,
going downhill 68 miles an hour?
871
00:37:48,717 --> 00:37:50,784
Come on, Rut. Pick it up.
872
00:37:50,819 --> 00:37:53,320
[Engine revving]
873
00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:55,556
Power!
874
00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:58,325
Oh!
875
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:03,030
Hey, Rut, your car is shedding.
876
00:38:03,064 --> 00:38:05,733
Sure, you might be disgusting to ride in
877
00:38:05,767 --> 00:38:08,435
and you're not much to look at, Festiva,
878
00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:11,405
but, damn it, you're
gonna make it 500 miles.
879
00:38:11,439 --> 00:38:14,608
Wood: That is, as long
as I didn't hit traffic.
880
00:38:14,643 --> 00:38:17,544
[Horns honking]
881
00:38:17,579 --> 00:38:20,080
Oh, boy.
882
00:38:20,115 --> 00:38:22,850
This is gonna get hairy as [Bleep]
883
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,385
[Honking continues]
884
00:38:24,419 --> 00:38:27,321
Ferrara: Coming up, we hit
the streets of San Francisco.
885
00:38:27,355 --> 00:38:28,389
[Streetcar bell ringing]
886
00:38:28,423 --> 00:38:29,423
Son of a bitch!
887
00:38:30,995 --> 00:38:33,896
Foust: After nearly 500
miles in our $500 cars,
888
00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:35,732
we'd reached
San Francisco---
889
00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:37,634
almost.
890
00:38:37,668 --> 00:38:41,171
We were only 4 miles from the finish line.
891
00:38:41,205 --> 00:38:42,605
[Horns honking]
892
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,107
But it was rush hour,
893
00:38:44,141 --> 00:38:46,476
and stop-and-go
traffic was not friendly
894
00:38:46,510 --> 00:38:48,244
to the tired engines in our clunkers.
895
00:38:48,279 --> 00:38:49,946
Oh, boy.
896
00:38:50,181 --> 00:38:52,916
This is gonna get hairy as [Bleep]
897
00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:54,851
[Honking continues]
898
00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,119
[Sniffs]
899
00:38:56,153 --> 00:38:58,655
Oh, something's burning on this thing.
900
00:39:05,329 --> 00:39:07,630
It's starting to stall every time I stop.
901
00:39:07,665 --> 00:39:10,867
I don't know if it's
because it's gotten so warm.
902
00:39:10,901 --> 00:39:13,436
The gauge doesn't say that it's warm,
903
00:39:13,471 --> 00:39:16,106
but I can smell that it's warm, though.
904
00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:18,608
Oh, oh!
905
00:39:18,642 --> 00:39:20,944
No way. Somebody just
climbed in Adam's---
906
00:39:20,978 --> 00:39:24,848
uh, I'm not working.
907
00:39:24,882 --> 00:39:28,885
Did that guy just try to
get in your car as a taxi?
908
00:39:28,919 --> 00:39:30,487
Yeah.
909
00:39:30,521 --> 00:39:32,589
Does he know what he just sat in?
910
00:39:32,623 --> 00:39:33,790
I don't think so,
911
00:39:33,824 --> 00:39:36,025
although he does appear to be scratching.
912
00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:38,027
[Laughs]
913
00:39:38,062 --> 00:39:41,131
I could've made 45 bucks
taking him to the airport.
914
00:39:41,165 --> 00:39:43,299
I should've taken him.
915
00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:44,467
[Horn honking rhythmically]
916
00:39:44,502 --> 00:39:45,802
Wood: The deeper we got into the city,
917
00:39:45,836 --> 00:39:48,304
the more my Festiva began to struggle.
918
00:39:48,339 --> 00:39:52,108
So, my clutch is going,
I've got valves tapping,
919
00:39:52,143 --> 00:39:54,511
and now my blinkers don't work.
920
00:39:54,545 --> 00:39:59,249
And you can probably tell
my horn won't stop honking.
921
00:39:59,283 --> 00:40:01,351
Seriously, Rut? Come
on. Enough with the horn.
922
00:40:01,385 --> 00:40:04,521
[Honking continues]
It's not me. It's stuck.
923
00:40:04,555 --> 00:40:06,756
Ferrara: Rut's horn was broken,
924
00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:08,558
so we decided to help him fix it.
925
00:40:08,592 --> 00:40:11,428
Tanner, you want to play Festiva tennis?
926
00:40:11,462 --> 00:40:13,663
- Please, no.
- Yeah, okay.
927
00:40:13,697 --> 00:40:14,964
Oh [Bleep] [Bleep] [Bleep]
928
00:40:14,999 --> 00:40:16,666
Come on!
929
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,067
Your shot.
930
00:40:18,102 --> 00:40:20,036
Service!
931
00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:22,839
Oh, ow!
932
00:40:22,873 --> 00:40:24,007
[Laughter]
933
00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:26,276
[Bleep] Hate you guys!
934
00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:28,912
- Going for the volley!
- Oh!
935
00:40:28,946 --> 00:40:30,079
[Honking continues]
936
00:40:30,114 --> 00:40:32,315
Come on!
937
00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:34,217
Oh, green light, green light.
938
00:40:34,251 --> 00:40:35,952
[Laughs]
939
00:40:35,986 --> 00:40:38,922
I hate you both so much right now.
940
00:40:38,956 --> 00:40:40,890
[Honking continues]
941
00:40:40,925 --> 00:40:44,326
Hey. I love your town.
942
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,094
[Honking continues]
943
00:40:45,129 --> 00:40:47,163
[Grinding]
944
00:40:47,198 --> 00:40:50,500
Yeah, I think my clutch just went.
945
00:40:50,835 --> 00:40:52,635
Come on, you guys.
946
00:40:55,272 --> 00:40:57,006
[Streetcar bell ringing]
947
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,308
You're kidding.
948
00:40:58,342 --> 00:40:59,676
[Ringing continues]
949
00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:01,478
See you later, alligator!
950
00:41:01,512 --> 00:41:04,180
[Ringing continues] Son of a bitch!
951
00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:06,249
[Honking]
952
00:41:06,283 --> 00:41:08,985
Really? Come on.
953
00:41:09,019 --> 00:41:10,086
[Honking continues]
954
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,322
Oh [Bleep]
955
00:41:12,356 --> 00:41:14,991
Hey, it only weighs 1,800 pounds!
956
00:41:15,025 --> 00:41:18,428
Remember the big victory dance
when he won the push race?
957
00:41:18,462 --> 00:41:21,231
Now he can do it uphill
in an alligator suit.
958
00:41:21,265 --> 00:41:23,199
[Laughs]
959
00:41:23,234 --> 00:41:26,336
I lost my tail. Let me just get that.
960
00:41:26,370 --> 00:41:27,737
Okay.
961
00:41:27,771 --> 00:41:29,472
Okay.
962
00:41:29,507 --> 00:41:30,940
All right, we got some steep hills here.
963
00:41:30,975 --> 00:41:32,509
We'd better be getting to Twin Peaks soon.
964
00:41:34,044 --> 00:41:37,113
Hold on, baby. Come on. We're almost there.
965
00:41:37,147 --> 00:41:39,749
Ferrara: The race was
down to me and Tanner.
966
00:41:39,783 --> 00:41:41,751
He may be a professional driver,
967
00:41:41,785 --> 00:41:43,753
but my car had more power,
968
00:41:43,787 --> 00:41:47,690
and I was riding his tail
like a real taxi driver.
969
00:41:47,725 --> 00:41:49,692
Downshift, baby. Come on.
970
00:41:49,727 --> 00:41:52,428
Oh, yeah! Feel the power! Feel the power!
971
00:41:52,463 --> 00:41:56,599
Come on! Come on!
972
00:41:59,236 --> 00:42:00,203
Almost there.
973
00:42:00,237 --> 00:42:02,338
Dun, dun,
du-u-u-n!
974
00:42:02,373 --> 00:42:03,806
[Creaking]
975
00:42:03,841 --> 00:42:05,675
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Keep going, keep going.
976
00:42:05,709 --> 00:42:08,211
No!
977
00:42:08,245 --> 00:42:11,347
Come on! Go, go, go, go!
978
00:42:11,682 --> 00:42:13,983
[Engine sputtering] Hold on.
979
00:42:14,017 --> 00:42:16,319
[Laughs]
980
00:42:16,353 --> 00:42:19,188
"Oh, my Mercedes is the taxi of the world.
981
00:42:19,223 --> 00:42:21,023
This is German engineering."
982
00:42:21,058 --> 00:42:23,059
And that
Festiva --
983
00:42:23,093 --> 00:42:27,263
a rolling pet shop burns out its clutch.
984
00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:32,468
But the Crown Victoria with 426,000 miles
985
00:42:32,502 --> 00:42:38,174
has gone another 500
miles at 35 cents a mile.
986
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,381
Yes! Yes!
987
00:42:45,415 --> 00:42:47,950
We did it! Tanner, Tanner!
988
00:42:47,985 --> 00:42:50,553
I guess you know I won!
989
00:42:50,587 --> 00:42:52,122
[Laughs]
990
00:42:52,157 --> 00:42:56,425
For 45 bucks, I can
take you to the airport!
991
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:59,128
45 bucks seems a little bit steep!
992
00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:01,130
In a Crown Vic!
993
00:43:01,164 --> 00:43:02,632
[Laughs]
994
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:04,267
[Cheers and applause]
995
00:43:04,301 --> 00:43:07,470
Ladies and gentlemen, the Crown Victoria.
996
00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:09,205
[Cheers and applause]
997
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:09,640
[Laughs]
998
00:43:09,774 --> 00:43:13,575
I mean, I got to give it up.
That car is really something.
999
00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:13,710
Mm-hmm.
1000
00:43:13,744 --> 00:43:16,079
I mean, especially when
you consider all the extras
1001
00:43:16,113 --> 00:43:18,548
that came for free
-- the vomit, the---
1002
00:43:18,582 --> 00:43:20,717
blood. And the urine.
1003
00:43:21,451 --> 00:43:23,652
Oh, and the victory.
1004
00:43:23,686 --> 00:43:26,522
You know, the real victory
here is that, for once,
1005
00:43:26,557 --> 00:43:30,058
we found a car that you
can't kill in a show.
1006
00:43:30,093 --> 00:43:30,760
Let's hear it for Adam.
1007
00:43:30,794 --> 00:43:32,295
He had a car last the
whole show. Yeah, finally.
1008
00:43:32,329 --> 00:43:35,331
[Cheers and applause]
- Finally. - Unbelievable.
1009
00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:37,099
I think the real lesson here
1010
00:43:37,134 --> 00:43:40,369
is that you should drive
a Crown Victoria every day.
1011
00:43:40,604 --> 00:43:43,072
Okay. And then you drive
this pet wagon every day.
1012
00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:46,807
I think just standing next to this
car is taking years off our life.
1013
00:43:47,176 --> 00:43:47,943
We have got to get out of here.
1014
00:43:48,078 --> 00:43:50,145
That's our show. Thanks
for watching, everybody.
1015
00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,314
Thank you very much.
1016
00:43:52,348 --> 00:43:55,084
[Cheers and applause]75973
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