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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:29,903 --> 00:01:31,165 Who put this up? 2 00:01:31,438 --> 00:01:32,632 Who put this up here? 3 00:01:32,906 --> 00:01:34,237 Take it down. 4 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:36,175 And, start the movie. 5 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:12,941 Stopped sleeping, but didn't wake up. 6 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,816 He raced, but didn't run. 7 00:02:18,685 --> 00:02:21,210 Stopped sleeping, but didn't wake up. 8 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:25,224 He raced, but didn't run. 9 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:27,419 No matter how careful he is.. 10 00:02:27,494 --> 00:02:29,758 ..he still sees stars in broad daylight. 11 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:32,230 No matter how careful he is.. 12 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:34,824 ..he still sees stars in broad daylight. 13 00:02:34,901 --> 00:02:37,233 Chill dude! Take a chill-pill. Take a shortcut. 14 00:02:37,304 --> 00:02:39,568 Chill dude! Take a chill-pill. Take a shortcut. 15 00:02:39,973 --> 00:02:43,306 Quickly, fast. 16 00:02:46,313 --> 00:02:49,248 Careful! 17 00:02:51,985 --> 00:02:53,646 Sing it one more time. 18 00:02:58,525 --> 00:03:06,864 lt's hanging. lt's dangling.. your fate. 19 00:03:07,801 --> 00:03:10,269 lt's hanging. lt's dangling. 20 00:03:10,337 --> 00:03:14,273 lt's totally confused.. your fate. 21 00:03:16,476 --> 00:03:18,876 Your hands are on the ground. 22 00:03:18,945 --> 00:03:21,277 And feet up on the ground. 23 00:03:21,348 --> 00:03:23,543 Your hands are on the ground. 24 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:26,279 And feet up on the ground. 25 00:03:26,353 --> 00:03:28,685 Chill dude! Take a chill-pill. Take a shortcut. 26 00:03:28,955 --> 00:03:32,288 Quickly, fast. 27 00:03:32,359 --> 00:03:34,827 Chew some fruit and nut. 28 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:39,362 Chew some fruit and nut. 29 00:03:39,432 --> 00:03:41,297 Humming beats in my heart.. 30 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:44,895 ..for the city of Mumbai cultural heritage. With me. 31 00:03:54,047 --> 00:03:57,983 Exclusive determination for temporary documentation.. 32 00:03:58,051 --> 00:03:59,916 ..Francis Fort Cappola. 33 00:04:00,053 --> 00:04:02,453 lntroducing Monica Gokhle. 34 00:04:02,522 --> 00:04:04,319 Gokhle. Gokhle. Gokhle. 35 00:04:07,727 --> 00:04:08,785 Gokhle. 36 00:04:16,469 --> 00:04:20,337 Mayor, l'd suggest we don't waste our time in applauses. 37 00:04:25,078 --> 00:04:27,342 Let's work towards making the city a better place. 38 00:04:28,548 --> 00:04:29,674 She works for me. 39 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:32,946 After all, l created her. - Really? 40 00:04:33,019 --> 00:04:34,680 Mr. Gokhle is her father, 41 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:36,350 And, l created her. 42 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:38,357 He got her pregnant.. - What? 43 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:39,619 l'm the delivery man. 44 00:04:40,894 --> 00:04:43,624 Because l'm the maker. 45 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:47,361 Continue. 46 00:04:47,767 --> 00:04:49,359 We've formed a committee. 47 00:04:49,769 --> 00:04:51,566 lt consists of, Mr. Khandarjala. 48 00:04:51,638 --> 00:04:53,435 Chairman of Khandar Constructions. 49 00:04:54,441 --> 00:04:57,103 My father, the ex-commissioner of PWD. 50 00:04:57,644 --> 00:04:59,578 And me. - Monica Gokhle. 51 00:05:01,114 --> 00:05:04,106 Ma'am, letter. - Love letter. 52 00:05:08,455 --> 00:05:10,047 Excuse me. l'll be right back. 53 00:05:18,398 --> 00:05:19,797 Monica. 54 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:25,462 Monica. Monu, Monu. 55 00:05:31,411 --> 00:05:32,673 Monica. 56 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,422 Sir. Sir, sir, sir, sir. 57 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:53,890 Monica Gokhle. 58 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:55,901 Monica Gokhle is missing, and so is the commode. 59 00:05:56,569 --> 00:05:57,900 Really? - She's been kidnapped. 60 00:05:58,171 --> 00:06:00,696 Pythagoras. Collateral. 61 00:06:00,974 --> 00:06:03,033 l mean, what are you blabbering? 62 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:05,506 Come. Get up, Gokhle. 63 00:06:05,712 --> 00:06:08,579 Let's see, WC.. women's commode. 64 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:11,575 No. 65 00:06:13,453 --> 00:06:14,511 Kidnapping. 66 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:17,919 Monica Gokhle kidnapped. 67 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:20,517 l won't tolerate this. 68 00:06:20,994 --> 00:06:23,462 l'm not toiletering (tolerate). 69 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,529 Not toiletering 70 00:06:26,132 --> 00:06:28,123 l will find him, 71 00:06:28,201 --> 00:06:30,066 l will do discovering. 72 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:31,528 Yes. 73 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:35,472 You're the pregnentor (father), but l'm the maker. 74 00:06:38,211 --> 00:06:39,542 Time now for special news. 75 00:06:39,879 --> 00:06:41,471 Monica Gokhle has been kidnapped.. 76 00:06:41,548 --> 00:06:44,016 ..from the Municipal Corporation's meeting. 77 00:06:44,484 --> 00:06:47,476 The Mumbai Heritage Society called for this meeting.. 78 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:49,545 ..to save the old buildings of Mumbai. 79 00:06:49,823 --> 00:06:52,155 Monica was supposed to put forth her proposal.. 80 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:54,090 ..when she was suddenly kidnapped. 81 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:56,559 No one has claimed responsibility yet. 82 00:06:56,963 --> 00:07:00,558 lf you have any information, you can contact us. - l've seen her. 83 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,624 She's Monica Ghokhle from my office. 84 00:07:02,902 --> 00:07:04,494 Why has Monu been kidnapped? 85 00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:07,506 Call us on 1800-MONlCA-GUL-007. 86 00:07:07,574 --> 00:07:10,042 ..e-mail us on.. 87 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:11,577 l'll have to leave right away. 88 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:14,905 Oh no. 89 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:19,710 Look, uncle Jolly is here. - Run. 90 00:07:19,786 --> 00:07:20,980 Good morning, everybody. 91 00:07:41,141 --> 00:07:42,802 Hey Abbas, what's up? 92 00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:58,890 You're real bad news. 93 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:09,968 Hello, Uncle.. good morning. 94 00:08:10,036 --> 00:08:11,697 lt's difficult to get rid of him. 95 00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:14,106 What is it? - Good morning. 96 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:16,032 Milk for you. 97 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:19,101 l've to wish the old boy good morning. 98 00:08:19,179 --> 00:08:22,046 Your old boy is dead. - What? 99 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,577 He's dead, again. 100 00:08:24,851 --> 00:08:26,250 He was dead yesterday as well. 101 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:29,584 That was a mistake. Oh.. and the day before yesterday? 102 00:08:29,656 --> 00:08:30,918 That was a mistake as well. 103 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:33,584 Oh, it was a mistake. 104 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:36,128 But, dying everyday is not a good sign. 105 00:08:36,196 --> 00:08:37,322 lt's a very bad habit. 106 00:08:37,597 --> 00:08:39,121 Yeah, don't try to teach me, Jolly. 107 00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:40,928 Okay, l just need to wish him good morning. 108 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,058 No, no. You can leave now. 109 00:08:42,135 --> 00:08:43,329 Only good morning. - No, no. 110 00:08:43,603 --> 00:08:45,594 lt'll only take a few seconds. - No. You can leave now. 111 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:47,264 Get out. - My finger. 112 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,742 l don't get it. Uncle dies everyday. 113 00:08:53,146 --> 00:08:54,613 ls he gone? - Yes. 114 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:56,740 Sure? - Yes. - Hundred percent. - Yes. 115 00:08:56,816 --> 00:08:58,807 Thank God. 116 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:08,691 Chew on.. 117 00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:13,289 Chew on.. 118 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:54,400 He's a complete lunatic. 119 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:59,067 He's always in trouble. 120 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:02,208 He's a complete lunatic. 121 00:10:02,282 --> 00:10:06,343 He's always in trouble. 122 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,683 His concept is completely different. 123 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:11,417 He fries fish in water. 124 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:15,690 His concept is completely different. 125 00:10:15,762 --> 00:10:18,424 He fries fish in water. 126 00:10:18,698 --> 00:10:20,689 Chill dude! Take a chill-pill. Take a shortcut. 127 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:23,235 Quickly, fast. 128 00:10:24,437 --> 00:10:26,962 Chew some fruit and nut. 129 00:10:29,309 --> 00:10:31,709 Chew some fruit and nut. 130 00:10:33,246 --> 00:10:34,838 Sing it one more time. 131 00:10:34,914 --> 00:10:40,443 lt's hanging. lt's dangling.. your fate. 132 00:10:44,324 --> 00:10:51,389 You're sentimental, and making your fate mental, 133 00:10:52,732 --> 00:10:54,996 Chew some fruit and nut. 134 00:10:55,732 --> 00:10:56,996 DDR -=KaMaL=- 135 00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:59,728 Chew some fruit and nut. 136 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,805 Chew some fruit and.. nut. 137 00:11:04,877 --> 00:11:07,744 Chew on.. 138 00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:09,406 Two egg omelette for you. 139 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,746 l want a three egg omelette. 140 00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:14,750 Without the pills and low oil. 141 00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:16,755 l'm on a diet. 142 00:11:16,823 --> 00:11:20,759 Go and ask Monu what would she like to have. 143 00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:23,091 You ask. - You ask. - You ask. 144 00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:25,756 Okay, we'll ask together, - Fine. 145 00:11:28,768 --> 00:11:29,826 Where's the girl? 146 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:41,040 'Hair band on the face.' 147 00:11:46,853 --> 00:11:47,911 Sorry. 148 00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:51,188 Oh, yes. 149 00:11:51,257 --> 00:11:52,315 Just a minute. 150 00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:56,056 Sorry. 151 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:00,861 Umbrella. You want it. 152 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:02,264 Here, you can have it. Here, take it. 153 00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:03,393 Take it. 154 00:12:03,536 --> 00:12:05,868 l'm fine. l'm already drenched. 155 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:09,802 Oh, you don't know Hindi? 156 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,204 Can l say something? l feel a little shy. 157 00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:15,809 Can l say it? 158 00:12:15,882 --> 00:12:18,009 You're very beautiful, very beautiful. 159 00:12:18,084 --> 00:12:19,142 Very pretty. 160 00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:22,813 Your skin is very beautiful, just like my grandma. 161 00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:24,015 My grandma is 90 years old. 162 00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:25,281 Hey. 163 00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:27,082 Hey. Just a minute. 164 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:30,091 lf l take this cloth off.. 165 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,222 ..you will look just like Monica Gokhle. 166 00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:33,556 Yes. 167 00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:38,294 Someone kidnapped Monu this morning. 168 00:12:38,571 --> 00:12:40,835 Who could be Monu's enemy? 169 00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:42,232 l must find out. 170 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:43,832 Sorry. l don't have the time. - We'll meet again, okay. 171 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,844 Bye. All the best. 172 00:12:46,112 --> 00:12:47,977 Good bye. Bye. 173 00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:00,854 That was Monu. 174 00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:03,862 l'm so silly. 175 00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,990 All my life l longed to talk to Monu. 176 00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:09,933 And today, when l met her.. - Look where you're going. 177 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:11,867 What will Monu think about me? 178 00:13:12,605 --> 00:13:14,869 Who will believe me in the office? 179 00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:17,871 They'll say that l always dream of Monu. 180 00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:19,938 But, l will speak the truth. 181 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,213 l can't get Monu into any more trouble. 182 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:27,546 Upright action! 183 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:28,882 Nilesh, Nilesh. 184 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:30,946 Mr. Nilesh. - Sir. 185 00:13:31,023 --> 00:13:33,014 Sorry. Mr. Nilesh what's going on inside? 186 00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:36,094 Your father is discussing your wedding inside. 187 00:13:36,162 --> 00:13:37,959 Be quiet, be quiet. 188 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:45,633 Osama Bin Bulaye Laden, sons of George W. Bush. 189 00:13:46,572 --> 00:13:48,563 Sir, please! Why are you abusing us? 190 00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:50,108 We're doing our best. 191 00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:53,236 Spirogyra Simon O'Donnell. 192 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:54,370 Meaning. 193 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:59,914 l've announced it on CNN-lBN. 194 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:02,921 Done a personal renouncement.. 195 00:14:02,989 --> 00:14:04,320 ..in Hind and Angrezi (English). 196 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,915 ln Hindi and Spanish both. 197 00:14:07,393 --> 00:14:09,520 Also declared a reward for five million. 198 00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:12,325 Fifty thousand roubles. 199 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:16,925 Because, l'm the maker, 200 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:19,262 Do watch. Don't forget. 201 00:14:19,472 --> 00:14:21,133 No Amnesia. 202 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:24,999 Tonight at 8:00pm, on CNN-lBN. 203 00:14:25,077 --> 00:14:28,410 You don't know.. l saw Monu on the streets. 204 00:14:28,481 --> 00:14:29,539 Today. ln the morning. 205 00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:32,150 You.. you saw Monu? - Yes, l swear on my mother. 206 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:33,344 Stop speaking in English.. 207 00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:36,013 ..and inform Mr. Khandar. Quickly. 208 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:39,489 l.. should go in alone? - Jolly, you're an absolute idiot. 209 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:40,958 Do you want the entire office to come along? 210 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:42,494 Go alone, without any fear. 211 00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:44,962 Right, right. - What's wrong is that will you go see.. 212 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:48,159 ..Mr. Khandar like this, in drenched clothes? 213 00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:51,965 Oh - Oh, yes. yes. 214 00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:54,367 Mr. Khandar, l'll take your leave. 215 00:14:54,974 --> 00:14:57,033 Dustin Hoffman. - Meaning? 216 00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:58,501 Get out. 217 00:14:58,711 --> 00:15:00,508 Come, Uncle. l'll give you a lift. 218 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,571 lt's okay. l'll go myself. 219 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,573 Why are you taking the trouble, Uncle? 220 00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:06,712 Why are you lifting trouble? 221 00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:08,248 That's their 'Farz' (duty). 222 00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:11,114 l'm lover of sweet spring.. 223 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:13,588 Get out. -l do as l please.. 224 00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:19,255 So Uncle, you go in their red light area dangerous vehicle. 225 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,266 They don't even have to stop at any signal. 226 00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:24,064 Can't stop atop any signal. 227 00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:28,005 Carefully. Carefully. 228 00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:29,132 Come on. 229 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:30,266 Go on. 230 00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:44,685 Come, come, come. - 1 , 2, - Sit. - 3, 4, 5.. 231 00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:49,027 6, 7, 8, 9. 10. - Sit down. 232 00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,558 Your breakfast. 233 00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:57,168 Dear, l cooked breakfast for you with such love.. 234 00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:02,307 ..but you left without having breakfast. 235 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:04,432 Very rude, very rude. 236 00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:09,510 Now tell me, how much sugar will you have, Sugar? 237 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:26,663 ClA, FBl, lnterpol.. 238 00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:29,063 Excuse me, sir. 239 00:16:30,136 --> 00:16:31,194 May l come in.. 240 00:16:31,737 --> 00:16:35,537 Are you coming from the Lakme fashion show? 241 00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:40,473 Tahiliani. Abhi Bhattacharya. Sabyasachi Devda Burman. 242 00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:45,079 Sir, is it an abuse in Bengali? - Shut up. 243 00:16:45,151 --> 00:16:46,482 Behave like decent people. 244 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:47,610 Stand right there. 245 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,152 Hello. - How can it be MNS? 246 00:16:50,222 --> 00:16:51,416 What about OPQR? 247 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,082 l'll come later, sir. 248 00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:55,093 Don't take a step without my permission. 249 00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:56,753 Sir, l? - No, you go on. 250 00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:58,495 No, no, no. 251 00:16:58,564 --> 00:16:59,622 Wait, listen to me. 252 00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:01,157 Okay. 253 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:09,574 Listen to me carefully. 254 00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,509 XYZ, sugar on the bread. 255 00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:23,247 Listen to me carefully. 256 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:36,591 Samrveera, Tikolo, Hashan Tilakratne.. 257 00:17:37,336 --> 00:17:38,803 Who do you think you are? 258 00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:41,601 Sir, Monu.. - Shut up. 259 00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:50,274 Aroma of Ammonium Nitrate. 260 00:17:57,556 --> 00:18:01,287 Absolute disintegration of office premises. 261 00:18:02,628 --> 00:18:05,688 Abduction investigation of Monica Gokhle. 262 00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:08,297 Who kidnapped Monica Gokhle? 263 00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:31,450 Beware. 264 00:18:33,192 --> 00:18:35,183 Stay away from me. 265 00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:37,195 Don't come close to me. 266 00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:40,590 Useless you know what l mean. 267 00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:42,725 l'll slap you thrice and not once. 268 00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:46,529 Beware. 269 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,871 Because.. 270 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:52,210 ..l'm the best. 271 00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:55,812 The son of Mumbai. 272 00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:58,547 l'm the best. 273 00:18:58,617 --> 00:19:00,278 The son of Mumbai. 274 00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:04,220 l'm the superstar among the stars. 275 00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:09,227 You're nothing compared to me. 276 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:12,225 Beware. 277 00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:13,765 Stay away from me. 278 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,630 Better listen to me. 279 00:19:16,435 --> 00:19:17,629 Beware. 280 00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:21,432 Useless you know what l mean. 281 00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:23,907 l'll slap you thrice and not once. 282 00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:26,973 Beware. 283 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:29,781 Slow down, girls. Slow down. 284 00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:37,516 Yes, lovely. 285 00:19:40,392 --> 00:19:41,791 Shake a little more, a little more. 286 00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:43,260 Shake it more, more. Yes. 287 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:55,532 Girls, move. 288 00:19:59,411 --> 00:20:03,006 Wheelchair, wheelchair. Where's my wheelchair? 289 00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:06,944 l'm unmatched. - lt's not your fault. 290 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:10,614 l'm the best. - lt's not your fault. 291 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:14,284 l'm a vintage car. - lt's not your fault. 292 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:18,421 Born in 1920. 293 00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:24,362 My bones, my bones. 294 00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:27,839 Useless you know what l mean. 295 00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:30,307 l'll slap you thrice and not once. 296 00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:31,775 Beware. 297 00:20:32,311 --> 00:20:33,369 Beware. 298 00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:35,310 Stay away from me. 299 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,315 Don't come close to me. 300 00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:39,307 Beware. 301 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:42,850 l'm the best. 302 00:20:43,856 --> 00:20:46,723 The son of Mumbai. 303 00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:49,323 l'm the best. 304 00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:51,329 The son of Mumbai. 305 00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:54,992 l'm the superstar among the stars. 306 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:58,730 You're nothing compared to me. 307 00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:16,084 Beware. 308 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,962 What rubbish is this? 309 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,365 Who are you? 310 00:21:32,838 --> 00:21:38,504 l'm His Royal Highness.. Harry Holkar. 311 00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:42,637 The king of Mumbai. 312 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:46,711 Talk with respect, or.. - Or else? 313 00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:51,722 Or else.. Did you have breakfast? 314 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:57,527 Breakfast? What did you have? 315 00:21:58,130 --> 00:21:59,859 Eggs. - And? 316 00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:03,063 Can you please come to the point? - Exactly. 317 00:22:03,135 --> 00:22:06,536 Let's get to the point. 318 00:22:07,573 --> 00:22:10,633 The point is you cannot keep me abducted here. 319 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,672 What do you want? - l'll tell you what l want. 320 00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:16,641 l want my city of Mumbai back. 321 00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:19,409 Of my father, my grandfather, my great-great grandfather.. 322 00:22:19,485 --> 00:22:20,975 My great-great.. What comes after that? - Great. 323 00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:22,816 Of great-great-great grandfather. Yes. 324 00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:27,557 The story dates back to 1 725. 325 00:22:28,961 --> 00:22:30,428 Why did you out-focus the camera? 326 00:22:30,496 --> 00:22:31,827 Come on, undo it. 327 00:22:31,964 --> 00:22:33,022 l hate flashbacks. 328 00:22:33,632 --> 00:22:34,690 Why did you out-focus the camera? 329 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,759 l'll say it without out-focus. 330 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:40,934 The story dates back to 1 725. 331 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,170 lt was the Portuguese that tormented us first. 332 00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:46,507 Then, the British. 333 00:22:46,645 --> 00:22:49,512 And now, Himesh is doing it. 334 00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:51,014 What a sorry state affair! 335 00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:55,749 Are you mad? - You're right. And l can prove it. 336 00:22:56,455 --> 00:22:58,514 But, how am l concerned with it? 337 00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:00,888 l don't understand which year you are talking about. 338 00:23:01,193 --> 00:23:03,184 You're older than VT Station. 339 00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:05,730 You're right. And l can prove it. 340 00:23:06,899 --> 00:23:10,926 Prove what? - Your Secretariat. 341 00:23:11,537 --> 00:23:14,529 My Secretariat? - Yes. Your seat of power. 342 00:23:14,606 --> 00:23:16,540 lt was my seat of power. 343 00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:20,578 Today, l don't have any power, nor do my seats. 344 00:23:20,646 --> 00:23:21,704 Moti Lal. - Yes. 345 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:22,838 Please shift me. 346 00:23:27,486 --> 00:23:29,920 Thank you. - Time for some more breaking news. 347 00:23:29,988 --> 00:23:32,752 After architect Monica Gokhle's kidnapping.. 348 00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:35,487 ..there has been an explosion at Mr. Khandarjhala's office.. 349 00:23:35,561 --> 00:23:37,791 ..the chairman of Mumbai Heritage Society. 350 00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:40,490 Khandarjhala is in the hospital as we speak, wounded.. 351 00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:42,158 ..with our reporter. 352 00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:45,026 Terrorist Bandra in my office. 353 00:23:45,571 --> 00:23:47,505 Terrorists planted bomb in my office.. 354 00:23:47,573 --> 00:23:50,872 Who is he? - My boss. Chairman Jhala.. 355 00:23:51,777 --> 00:23:53,142 ..of the Mumbai Heritage Society. 356 00:23:55,848 --> 00:23:57,247 Moti Lal. - Yes, 357 00:23:58,517 --> 00:23:59,984 Oh, no. l don't need a shift, l'm fine. 358 00:24:01,754 --> 00:24:03,051 Bring him here too. 359 00:24:03,188 --> 00:24:04,246 Kidnap him, 360 00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,724 Breakfast. - Yes, Your Highness. 361 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:14,223 Bring the cable operator as well. - Your Highness. - Breakfast. 362 00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:17,195 Send her to our storage ouse in Pune. 363 00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:18,861 Ask Clint to take her. 364 00:24:18,937 --> 00:24:20,598 Use the new Express Way. 365 00:24:20,973 --> 00:24:22,838 ln my Austin Car. 366 00:24:22,941 --> 00:24:25,273 They'll reach quickly, in seven hours. 367 00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:27,010 Yes, Your Highness. 368 00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:28,873 Had breakfast. 369 00:24:30,616 --> 00:24:31,981 Breakfast. 370 00:24:36,955 --> 00:24:40,049 l'll have to get this rose admitted. 371 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,719 l managed to survive, Nurse. l barely survived. - Yes. 372 00:24:42,795 --> 00:24:43,887 l barely survived. 373 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:46,088 Sorry, Doctor. 374 00:24:49,301 --> 00:24:51,633 Jolly. - Karmarkar sir. 375 00:24:52,037 --> 00:24:53,868 Are you fine? - Absolutely fit. 376 00:24:53,939 --> 00:24:55,668 Looking good. - l'm leaving now. 377 00:24:55,808 --> 00:24:57,070 l'm luckier than everyone. 378 00:24:57,309 --> 00:24:59,573 l just suffered a minor scratch. - Good. 379 00:24:59,645 --> 00:25:00,703 And Mr. Khandar? 380 00:25:00,779 --> 00:25:02,644 Khandar inside, Karmakar outside. 381 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,753 Save me, save me. 382 00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:11,983 Nurse, nurse.. 383 00:25:12,658 --> 00:25:15,752 Nurse, nurse.. is Mr. Khandarjhala's room in that wing? 384 00:25:15,928 --> 00:25:16,986 Yes, just a minute. 385 00:25:17,062 --> 00:25:20,657 Nurse, lCU.. emergency. 386 00:25:22,835 --> 00:25:24,029 Hello, Doctor. - What? 387 00:25:24,102 --> 00:25:27,731 She's the nurse, you fool. 388 00:25:31,877 --> 00:25:35,244 Sir l.. don't have anything for you. 389 00:25:36,348 --> 00:25:37,940 How are you, sir? Are you fine? 390 00:25:38,016 --> 00:25:40,041 Ophthalmological misconception. 391 00:25:40,118 --> 00:25:42,245 Beg your pardon. - How do l look? 392 00:25:43,088 --> 00:25:44,214 Fit and fine. 393 00:25:44,623 --> 00:25:48,184 Fit.. final? - Oh, me too, sir. 394 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:51,161 Fit and fine. 395 00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:53,063 You look absolutely fit. 396 00:25:53,131 --> 00:25:54,189 Nothing happened to you. 397 00:25:54,266 --> 00:25:55,631 lt did, sir. 398 00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:58,101 A lot happened with me, sir. A lot. - What happened? 399 00:25:58,871 --> 00:26:00,634 Did you lose an intestine? - No. - Did you lose an ear? - No. 400 00:26:00,706 --> 00:26:01,764 Did you suffer head injuries? - No. 401 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,707 What happened? - Actually, l got a hole in my shoe. 402 00:26:04,776 --> 00:26:06,744 And l.. - 403 00:26:07,212 --> 00:26:10,773 Basanti. You son of a gun.. 404 00:26:11,383 --> 00:26:13,317 Oh, no, sir. You're wrong. 405 00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:14,784 My mother is Cynthia. 406 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,649 4th place in Women's Championship.. 407 00:26:16,722 --> 00:26:18,383 ..Bhubaneshwar, 1956. 408 00:26:19,658 --> 00:26:20,716 Okay. 409 00:26:23,161 --> 00:26:26,153 Sir, calm down. Relax. 410 00:26:26,231 --> 00:26:28,995 Relax, think about good things. 411 00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:30,864 Good things. Beautiful things, like flowers. 412 00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:36,231 You! - Okay, if not flowers.. 413 00:26:37,242 --> 00:26:38,732 Rain, rain, water.. 414 00:26:38,844 --> 00:26:40,004 Think about water. 415 00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:41,371 Oh, God. Water. 416 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,672 The truth is there wouldn't have been a short-circuit.. 417 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,843 ..if l hadn't dropped water. 418 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,211 lt's my fault, sir. 419 00:26:48,687 --> 00:26:49,984 You're fired. 420 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:53,789 You're fired! l will ruin you. 421 00:26:53,859 --> 00:26:54,917 You're fired. 422 00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:56,790 Fire, fire.. move away. 423 00:26:57,696 --> 00:26:58,788 Are you okay? 424 00:26:58,997 --> 00:27:00,055 Fired? 425 00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:03,793 Fired, for the 23rd time. 426 00:27:25,891 --> 00:27:32,160 Poor, Jolly. - Suman. This lock doesn't seem to open. 427 00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:34,227 Abbas has changed the lock. 428 00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:36,325 He said, you haven't paid the rent.. 429 00:27:36,401 --> 00:27:38,266 ..so, you will have to vacate the room. 430 00:27:38,737 --> 00:27:39,931 And yes, one more thing, 431 00:27:40,339 --> 00:27:41,863 l'm getting married. 432 00:27:41,974 --> 00:27:43,464 We're no longer a couple. 433 00:27:43,809 --> 00:27:45,800 Here's the card. Take it. 434 00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:49,803 Suman weds.. Abbas. 435 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:57,884 Sorry, Jolly.. actually, l'll need the room after the wedding. 436 00:27:57,956 --> 00:27:59,082 The weddings is on the 10th. 437 00:27:59,358 --> 00:28:00,848 lf possible, don't come. Okay. 438 00:28:01,493 --> 00:28:02,892 Come on, darling. Let's go. 439 00:28:02,961 --> 00:28:04,428 Bye, Jolly. - Bye. 440 00:28:04,496 --> 00:28:08,227 Bye. - Good luck, God bless. 441 00:28:08,433 --> 00:28:09,491 Key. 442 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:17,433 Mr. Pappu. 443 00:28:17,509 --> 00:28:19,238 Mr. Pappu, l need some clothes urgently. 444 00:28:19,311 --> 00:28:20,369 Will you pay me tomorrow? - Of course. 445 00:28:20,779 --> 00:28:22,406 Then collect the clothes tomorrow. 446 00:28:23,849 --> 00:28:24,907 Jolly. 447 00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:26,175 How are you? 448 00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:27,309 Dabbawala (Tiffin deliverer).. 449 00:28:27,386 --> 00:28:28,853 ..what's in the lunchbox? 450 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,218 Nothing. You haven't paid my dues for the last three months.. 451 00:28:31,289 --> 00:28:32,916 ..and still you ask What's in the lunchbox? 452 00:28:33,091 --> 00:28:34,956 How dare you ask this question? 453 00:28:35,227 --> 00:28:37,058 All you ever ask is, What's in the lunchbox? 454 00:28:37,929 --> 00:28:40,955 There's darkness. 455 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,859 There's darkness. 456 00:28:44,903 --> 00:28:48,896 What's this darkness? 457 00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:53,875 There's darkness. 458 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:59,214 What's this darkness? 459 00:29:01,486 --> 00:29:09,916 God knows why darkness has enfolded me. 460 00:29:12,097 --> 00:29:13,325 Heart's broken. 461 00:29:14,566 --> 00:29:15,999 Lost his home. 462 00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:18,898 Clothes were torn. 463 00:29:19,838 --> 00:29:21,328 Completely ruined. 464 00:29:21,573 --> 00:29:24,838 Heart's broken. - Heart's broken. 465 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:27,242 Lost his home. - Lost his home. 466 00:29:27,312 --> 00:29:30,110 Clothes were torn. - You're fired, you're fired. 467 00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:32,844 Completely ruined. - You're fired, you're fired. 468 00:29:32,918 --> 00:29:38,015 Someone tell me what was my mistake. 469 00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:42,527 God knows why it happened to me. 470 00:29:42,594 --> 00:29:44,926 Heart's broken. 471 00:29:44,996 --> 00:29:47,396 Lost his home. 472 00:29:47,466 --> 00:29:49,866 Clothes were torn. 473 00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:51,994 Completely ruined. 474 00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:55,096 Heart's broken. - Heart's broken.. 475 00:29:55,173 --> 00:29:56,970 Lost his home. 476 00:29:57,609 --> 00:29:59,440 Clothes were torn. 477 00:29:59,511 --> 00:30:03,311 Completely ruined. - Will you drink milk? 478 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:11,085 Mr. Loser. Mr. Loser. Mr. Loser. 479 00:30:12,457 --> 00:30:15,290 You've lost your money. You've lost your love. 480 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,885 There's a message from heaven above. 481 00:30:17,963 --> 00:30:20,227 You're a loser. - Loser. 482 00:30:20,298 --> 00:30:22,892 You're a loser. - Loser. 483 00:30:22,968 --> 00:30:25,436 There's a hint for you, dude. Sing it, girls. 484 00:30:25,504 --> 00:30:28,564 You're the chosen one. 485 00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:35,407 There's no end to my pain. 486 00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:40,517 The heart doesn't find solace in anything. 487 00:30:41,186 --> 00:30:46,055 Why can't l find some peace and serenity? 488 00:30:46,324 --> 00:30:50,988 l just can't tread on any path. 489 00:30:51,062 --> 00:30:56,500 Someone tell me what was my mistake. 490 00:30:58,336 --> 00:31:05,674 Why has fate turned its back on me? 491 00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:16,549 God knows why darkness has enfolded me. 492 00:31:17,289 --> 00:31:18,586 Heart's broken. 493 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:22,620 Lost his home. - Shabbo, give him your sari. 494 00:31:22,694 --> 00:31:24,958 Clothes were torn. - You're a complete loser. 495 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:26,964 Completely ruined. 496 00:31:27,032 --> 00:31:29,967 Heart's broken. - Heart's broken. 497 00:31:30,035 --> 00:31:32,367 Lost his home. - Lost his home. 498 00:31:32,437 --> 00:31:34,962 Clothes were torn. - Clothes were torn. 499 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,440 Completely ruined. - Completely ruined. 500 00:31:37,509 --> 00:31:38,669 Heart's broken. 501 00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:41,205 Lost his home. 502 00:31:42,581 --> 00:31:45,049 Clothes were torn. 503 00:31:45,116 --> 00:31:48,085 Completely ruined. 504 00:31:53,325 --> 00:31:54,519 l miss you, Mummy. 505 00:31:55,727 --> 00:31:57,058 Had breakfast? 506 00:31:58,997 --> 00:32:00,123 Breakfast. 507 00:32:03,001 --> 00:32:06,061 Today is my mummy's death anniversary. - Yes. 508 00:32:07,005 --> 00:32:09,064 She died during my birth. 509 00:32:12,277 --> 00:32:16,577 That means today is my birthday. 510 00:32:17,482 --> 00:32:18,540 Where is my cake? 511 00:32:21,686 --> 00:32:23,244 Birthday cake for me. 512 00:32:29,027 --> 00:32:30,517 Black forest. 513 00:32:32,364 --> 00:32:34,264 Who is the chocolate below the cake? 514 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,096 Sir, the cable operator. 515 00:32:38,703 --> 00:32:39,761 The cable operator. 516 00:32:40,105 --> 00:32:42,266 Who called you here? - l don't know. 517 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:44,365 You did, sir, - Yes, l called him. 518 00:32:44,509 --> 00:32:47,103 That means it must be very important. 519 00:32:48,647 --> 00:32:52,606 So, cable man. Which channels do you have? 520 00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:57,118 Sir, ATV, BTV, CTV.. 521 00:32:57,622 --> 00:32:59,715 ..DTV and ETV too. 522 00:33:00,392 --> 00:33:01,484 We've lTV. 523 00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:06,490 What about FTV? 524 00:33:07,132 --> 00:33:08,463 FTV? Sir.. 525 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:11,195 We don't have FTV, sir. 526 00:33:11,269 --> 00:33:12,327 You don't. 527 00:33:14,339 --> 00:33:17,399 That means, it's time for me to cut the cake. 528 00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:19,710 Sir.. FTV.. sir.. 529 00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:24,139 Pass me the knife to cut the cake. - Here. 530 00:33:26,484 --> 00:33:27,542 Ready. 531 00:33:31,089 --> 00:33:32,215 Won't you sing a song? - Oh! 532 00:33:32,624 --> 00:33:36,617 Happy birthday to you. 533 00:33:36,828 --> 00:33:40,594 Happy birthday to you. 534 00:33:40,832 --> 00:33:42,766 Happy birthday to you. 535 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:45,166 Stop.. this nonsense. 536 00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:48,399 Exact misrepresentation of Anthony Quinn. 537 00:33:49,507 --> 00:33:51,168 l mean, why have l been brought here? 538 00:33:51,242 --> 00:33:54,211 Who said that? - Come on. 539 00:33:56,848 --> 00:33:59,180 Tell me something. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. - Who is he? 540 00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,275 Do you know me? 541 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,644 l'm Khandharjhala. 542 00:34:03,722 --> 00:34:05,246 l'm the maker. 543 00:34:06,224 --> 00:34:08,692 Proprietor, Khadhar Contructions. 544 00:34:09,227 --> 00:34:12,321 Chairman, Mumbai Heritage Society. 545 00:34:12,864 --> 00:34:14,525 Monu's boss. 546 00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:17,796 Monu's boss. Yes, yes, yes. 547 00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:19,359 For the birthday games. 548 00:34:19,871 --> 00:34:22,203 My grandfather shot 100 tigers. 549 00:34:22,273 --> 00:34:24,138 My father shot 28 cats. 550 00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,200 Can't l shoot two of his balloons? Give it here, give it here. 551 00:34:26,277 --> 00:34:30,213 Excuse me, can we talk about this. Water lake. 552 00:34:30,348 --> 00:34:31,645 Did you have breakfast? 553 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,512 Breakfast. 554 00:34:37,222 --> 00:34:38,280 Thank you. 555 00:34:44,162 --> 00:34:46,653 Stop.. this nonsense. 556 00:34:46,898 --> 00:34:48,559 Why have l been brought here? 557 00:34:48,733 --> 00:34:52,260 Because my palace is below your seat. 558 00:34:55,907 --> 00:35:00,708 No, no.. my palace is below your Secretariat. 559 00:35:00,779 --> 00:35:01,837 Stand. - Then you should say that, right? 560 00:35:01,913 --> 00:35:03,312 You said below the seat, so l looked below the seat. 561 00:35:03,581 --> 00:35:06,311 But responsible how l lmport-export. 562 00:35:06,918 --> 00:35:08,283 What have l got to do with this? 563 00:35:08,353 --> 00:35:11,254 What? - Give and take. 564 00:35:11,322 --> 00:35:12,550 Give and take. 565 00:35:12,924 --> 00:35:14,789 Give me the plans to the gutter.. 566 00:35:14,859 --> 00:35:16,827 ..and Peter will take you home. 567 00:35:16,928 --> 00:35:19,260 Which plans? Which aeroplane? 568 00:35:20,265 --> 00:35:22,699 Then l'll use the gutter plans to go underground.. 569 00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:24,530 ..and plant a bomb under the Secretariat. 570 00:35:24,602 --> 00:35:25,933 And then boom, boom, boom.. 571 00:35:26,204 --> 00:35:27,637 Mumbai is mine. 572 00:35:27,705 --> 00:35:30,196 Mumbai is mine. 573 00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:32,209 You know, actually hydrocarbons.. 574 00:35:32,277 --> 00:35:33,710 ..slowbodan lbrahim wish. 575 00:35:33,912 --> 00:35:35,675 You've gone crazy. 576 00:35:35,947 --> 00:35:38,211 Then l'll prove that my ancestral palace.. 577 00:35:38,283 --> 00:35:41,775 ..lies below the Secretariat. 578 00:35:41,853 --> 00:35:45,550 Palace. Underground Secretariat drainage system. 579 00:35:45,623 --> 00:35:50,287 Yes. - Built in 1 705, by Sir Hafiz. 580 00:35:50,361 --> 00:35:51,419 Architect. 581 00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:53,663 No, Contractor. 582 00:35:54,232 --> 00:35:56,757 But because why you already Daddy Davito? 583 00:35:56,835 --> 00:35:59,463 l don't even have my plan of family planning.. 584 00:35:59,871 --> 00:36:03,329 ..how will l have underground Secretariat toilet system plan? 585 00:36:03,408 --> 00:36:05,433 No plans. 586 00:36:06,311 --> 00:36:09,303 You will give me those plans, or else.. 587 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:11,348 l'll kill you.. 588 00:36:17,755 --> 00:36:20,622 Look, mister.. - Go back in reverse. 589 00:36:20,692 --> 00:36:23,320 lf you can stop target practicing on me.. 590 00:36:24,262 --> 00:36:25,320 ..can l say something? 591 00:36:25,396 --> 00:36:31,357 Oration, l don't have any plane.. or Spice Jet or Go Air. 592 00:36:33,271 --> 00:36:35,501 Please. Poisons tell me. 593 00:36:36,407 --> 00:36:38,466 Believe in me. 594 00:36:44,015 --> 00:36:47,451 Left right.. right left. 595 00:36:54,959 --> 00:36:56,017 Open the gate. 596 00:36:56,694 --> 00:36:59,026 Hello, sir. - Hello, open the gate. 597 00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:01,591 No, sir. - Why not? Open the gate. 598 00:37:01,733 --> 00:37:06,363 Sir, you said l shouldn't allow any stranger inside the building. 599 00:37:06,738 --> 00:37:09,764 You know me. l'm the society's chairman. 600 00:37:09,841 --> 00:37:11,706 That's right, sir. Who is he? 601 00:37:11,776 --> 00:37:13,368 He's my father, idiot. 602 00:37:14,913 --> 00:37:15,971 l don't recognise him. 603 00:37:19,717 --> 00:37:24,313 lf you don't open the gate, l'll fire you. 604 00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:27,654 Sir, sir.. listen to me.. - You're fired. 605 00:37:27,725 --> 00:37:30,387 Fired, fired, fired. 606 00:37:31,763 --> 00:37:32,889 Heart's broken. 607 00:37:32,964 --> 00:37:34,693 Lost his home. 608 00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:36,028 Clothes were torn. 609 00:37:36,334 --> 00:37:37,801 Completely ruined. 610 00:37:37,869 --> 00:37:39,427 New job. 611 00:37:39,871 --> 00:37:42,431 First day. - Last day. 612 00:37:42,574 --> 00:37:43,768 You already lost the job. 613 00:37:44,876 --> 00:37:46,503 This is my bedroom. 614 00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:49,406 l can give you a place to sit, if you want to. 615 00:37:57,355 --> 00:37:58,413 Here. 616 00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:00,482 Have breakfast in the morning. 617 00:38:00,692 --> 00:38:01,750 Good night. 618 00:38:01,926 --> 00:38:03,518 Heart's broken. 619 00:38:03,595 --> 00:38:04,994 Lost his home. 620 00:38:05,363 --> 00:38:06,694 Clothes were torn. 621 00:38:07,098 --> 00:38:08,429 Completely ruined. 622 00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:53,536 Stop the car. 623 00:38:54,946 --> 00:38:57,813 Stop the car. Stop the car. 624 00:38:58,082 --> 00:38:59,879 Stop the car. 625 00:39:00,752 --> 00:39:02,481 Someone ask him to stop the car. 626 00:39:03,421 --> 00:39:05,616 Stop, stop. Stop the car. 627 00:39:06,557 --> 00:39:08,149 Stop the car. 628 00:39:32,784 --> 00:39:33,842 Marriate. 629 00:39:38,456 --> 00:39:39,514 Hello. Yes. 630 00:39:41,693 --> 00:39:43,923 Hello. - Hello. Take a seat. 631 00:39:44,062 --> 00:39:45,120 Take a seat. - Hello. 632 00:39:45,196 --> 00:39:46,595 What can l have for Rs.10? 633 00:39:46,731 --> 00:39:48,460 Vegetables. Cottage cheese.. Rs.35. 634 00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:49,591 Tea, Rs.10. 635 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:52,568 Excuse me, you dropped your purse. 636 00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:54,863 Thank you. - That's my money. 637 00:39:57,075 --> 00:39:58,133 What should l eat? 638 00:39:59,477 --> 00:40:00,535 Hello. 639 00:40:00,611 --> 00:40:01,669 Yes, sir. 640 00:40:02,013 --> 00:40:05,710 Waiter, get me tea, lemon and ice. 641 00:40:05,883 --> 00:40:06,941 Okay, sir. 642 00:40:11,055 --> 00:40:13,489 Waiter. - Yes, sir. - lce please. - Coming. 643 00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:18,825 Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir. 644 00:40:34,011 --> 00:40:35,706 Are you okay, sir? Give me your hand. 645 00:40:35,847 --> 00:40:38,179 Are you okay, sir? - Oh God. - Come to your senses. 646 00:40:38,249 --> 00:40:40,183 Breathe. Yes, breathe. - l can't see anything. 647 00:40:40,251 --> 00:40:41,843 l can't even walk properly. - Oh, my God. 648 00:40:41,919 --> 00:40:44,581 Sir, can you help me? - Yes, of course. 649 00:40:44,655 --> 00:40:46,885 l've to make an urgent delivery. 650 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:48,926 Can you help me please? - Of course, l will. l will. 651 00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:50,051 Sir, please. 652 00:40:50,128 --> 00:40:51,925 Can you see my car? Red and grey. 653 00:40:52,029 --> 00:40:55,760 Can you see the car? - Car? Yes, red car. 654 00:40:56,134 --> 00:40:58,534 Come. Come, sir. - Thanks. - Come. Come with me, sir. Don't worry. 655 00:40:58,603 --> 00:40:59,661 Don't worry, sir. 656 00:41:00,138 --> 00:41:02,038 What are you doing? - We've reached. Here's your car, sir. 657 00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:03,833 Breathe. 1-2. 658 00:41:04,108 --> 00:41:05,166 Yes, tell me. 659 00:41:05,243 --> 00:41:07,609 Please, this is the address. - Address. 660 00:41:07,678 --> 00:41:10,647 And, here are the keys. - Beautiful keys. 661 00:41:10,715 --> 00:41:13,548 Please, take this car to Pune. Please. 662 00:41:13,618 --> 00:41:15,711 You want to deliver it at this address? - Yes. 663 00:41:15,787 --> 00:41:16,913 l will do it, sir. Don't worry. 664 00:41:16,988 --> 00:41:18,979 What is that? - That.. in the boot, you mean? 665 00:41:19,557 --> 00:41:21,548 lt's the bag. Bag. - Bag. 666 00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:22,923 No problem, sir. No problem. 667 00:41:22,994 --> 00:41:26,088 For your kind information, my name is Jolly Maker. 668 00:41:27,231 --> 00:41:29,096 Okay. - Pune. 669 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:30,725 Switch on the car. 670 00:41:30,802 --> 00:41:31,860 Switch on the AC. 671 00:41:32,103 --> 00:41:33,832 There's no need for the AC. lt's an open car. 672 00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:40,235 Right turn. 673 00:41:40,311 --> 00:41:41,642 Pune. Pune. 674 00:41:42,013 --> 00:41:43,071 Who is it? 675 00:41:43,581 --> 00:41:45,173 Clint, where are you? 676 00:41:50,855 --> 00:41:52,652 Whom did you send Monu with? 677 00:41:53,057 --> 00:41:54,251 Jolly Maker. 678 00:41:54,992 --> 00:41:56,653 Jolly Maker? 679 00:41:58,062 --> 00:41:59,120 Jolly Maker. 680 00:41:59,764 --> 00:42:00,958 Coming back to Mumbai. 681 00:42:01,032 --> 00:42:02,090 Later. 682 00:42:06,604 --> 00:42:09,266 Sublification of F-16, George W. Bush.. 683 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,671 ..to Pervez Musharraf. 684 00:42:10,741 --> 00:42:12,709 Helper. Helper. 685 00:42:12,777 --> 00:42:15,075 l can help you. - l don't know.. 686 00:42:15,146 --> 00:42:16,204 Yes. 687 00:42:16,881 --> 00:42:18,007 l don't see how. 688 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:45,702 Yes, l'm stopping. Just a minute. 689 00:42:56,254 --> 00:42:57,744 Who's inside? 690 00:42:57,822 --> 00:42:59,380 Hello. Who is it? 691 00:43:00,658 --> 00:43:02,717 Just a second, just a second. 692 00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:05,091 Let me take it out. Strange bag. 693 00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:08,755 What've you eaten? 694 00:43:10,134 --> 00:43:11,192 Oh God. 695 00:43:14,672 --> 00:43:15,934 Be calm, be calm. 696 00:43:16,007 --> 00:43:19,738 Just a minute. lt's done. 697 00:43:22,046 --> 00:43:24,776 Monu, you? l'm so sorry. 698 00:43:25,116 --> 00:43:26,344 The other day, though l.. 699 00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:27,748 Sorry. Sorry ma'am. 700 00:43:27,818 --> 00:43:31,982 Ma'am, now l realised why the suitcase is called VlP. 701 00:43:32,690 --> 00:43:36,251 Because a Very lmportant Person lives in the bag. 702 00:43:38,095 --> 00:43:41,895 Oh, so Jolly foiled your kidnapping plans. 703 00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:43,024 Forget that. 704 00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:44,692 l've been writing letters to the Secretariat.. 705 00:43:44,769 --> 00:43:46,361 ..for the last 50 years.. 706 00:43:46,437 --> 00:43:49,770 ..stating that my ancestral palace lies below your Secretariat. 707 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,068 But, they don't seem to reply. 708 00:43:53,277 --> 00:43:54,835 l requested to them.. 709 00:43:55,446 --> 00:43:58,142 ..please give me the plans to your gutter system. 710 00:43:58,215 --> 00:44:00,012 l want to plant a bomb. 711 00:44:01,786 --> 00:44:03,219 No response. No answer. 712 00:44:04,789 --> 00:44:07,019 Maybe they think l'm mad. 713 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,789 Do l look mad? - No, no. Not at all. 714 00:44:13,798 --> 00:44:16,266 Jag Uthe lnsane. You're very intelligent. 715 00:44:19,737 --> 00:44:20,795 What are you thinking? 716 00:44:21,739 --> 00:44:23,730 l'm thinking, how much magnification.. 717 00:44:23,808 --> 00:44:25,742 ..of the Secretariat area. 718 00:44:25,810 --> 00:44:26,868 How many acres is the Secretariat? 719 00:44:27,244 --> 00:44:28,302 What do you mean? 720 00:44:28,379 --> 00:44:30,404 Five star.. Nothing. 721 00:44:31,882 --> 00:44:34,817 l thought that Monu will give me the plans to the gutter, 722 00:44:35,219 --> 00:44:37,744 But Polly ruined everything. 723 00:44:37,822 --> 00:44:40,290 Not Polly.. Jolly. 724 00:44:40,825 --> 00:44:41,917 Do you know him? 725 00:44:42,827 --> 00:44:44,226 Jolly working underneath me. 726 00:44:44,295 --> 00:44:45,353 He works for me. 727 00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:49,864 Next time if he does this, l'll kill him. 728 00:44:52,103 --> 00:44:53,161 Okay. 729 00:44:53,237 --> 00:44:58,038 l'll get you the underground sewage system plan of the Secretariat. 730 00:44:58,109 --> 00:44:59,770 Can you get the Secretariat's.. 731 00:44:59,844 --> 00:45:00,970 ..underground sewage plans for me? 732 00:45:01,245 --> 00:45:04,271 Positively extra-curricular, of course. 733 00:45:04,515 --> 00:45:06,506 l'm the chairman of the heritage committee. 734 00:45:07,385 --> 00:45:10,445 You molest the Secretariat. l'll molest Jolly. 735 00:45:12,289 --> 00:45:13,847 lt's a deal. 736 00:45:14,859 --> 00:45:16,190 No, that's enough. Thank you. 737 00:45:18,963 --> 00:45:20,123 Had breakfast? 738 00:45:22,033 --> 00:45:23,159 Breakfast. 739 00:45:25,129 --> 00:45:27,393 Monu. - Monica Gokhle. 740 00:45:27,631 --> 00:45:31,567 Sorry. Monica, didn't you recognise me? 741 00:45:32,236 --> 00:45:34,170 l work in your office. 742 00:45:34,505 --> 00:45:36,473 l know. That's why l slapped you. 743 00:45:37,908 --> 00:45:40,638 You're Shahrukh, aren't you? From PR? - No. 744 00:45:42,379 --> 00:45:44,904 Then you must be Salman from HR. - No. 745 00:45:44,982 --> 00:45:46,540 Not Salman. 746 00:45:47,518 --> 00:45:51,921 John, from sales. - No, actually, my name is Jolly.. 747 00:45:52,223 --> 00:45:53,986 Abraham. - Maker. 748 00:45:57,461 --> 00:45:58,985 Why have you worn such clothes? 749 00:46:00,030 --> 00:46:01,998 l resigned today. 750 00:46:05,136 --> 00:46:09,072 So, what are you doing now? - Now, l'm in securities. 751 00:46:10,274 --> 00:46:14,233 Securities. - Yes, stocks, bonds, mutual funds.. 752 00:46:14,512 --> 00:46:15,570 ..watching the building. 753 00:46:19,049 --> 00:46:21,017 Do you have a phone? - Phone? 754 00:46:21,185 --> 00:46:23,380 My washer man has my phone. 755 00:46:24,688 --> 00:46:26,383 Okay, l need to get to a phone then. 756 00:46:28,392 --> 00:46:29,450 Washer man? 757 00:46:31,562 --> 00:46:32,620 God. 758 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:38,361 The return of Monica Gokhle. 759 00:46:38,636 --> 00:46:41,969 Yes, once again an ordinary man has done.. 760 00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:44,371 ..what the police couldn't do. 761 00:46:45,109 --> 00:46:47,976 Jolly Maker, who found Monica Gokhle.. 762 00:46:48,045 --> 00:46:50,240 ..proved to be an alert citizen. 763 00:46:50,714 --> 00:46:52,978 Mr. Khandar awarded him Rs.5 million.. 764 00:46:53,050 --> 00:46:54,711 ..and fulfilled his promise. 765 00:46:55,553 --> 00:46:57,214 On this occasion, Mr. Khandarjhala.. 766 00:46:57,288 --> 00:47:00,018 ..dismissed all the rumours against him. 767 00:47:00,991 --> 00:47:03,983 Come let's watch a special report from our correspondent. 768 00:47:04,261 --> 00:47:05,319 Jolly. 769 00:47:06,330 --> 00:47:08,195 lt all depends on luck. 770 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,600 You can call it fate. 771 00:47:11,001 --> 00:47:12,059 Very good, Jolly. 772 00:47:13,003 --> 00:47:14,436 l mean, Mr. Jolly. 773 00:47:14,738 --> 00:47:17,070 Whatever l'm today is because of Jolly. 774 00:47:17,675 --> 00:47:18,733 Where is Jolly Maker? 775 00:47:19,143 --> 00:47:20,303 Oh, thank you. 776 00:47:21,745 --> 00:47:25,272 Sir.. how do you feel.. 777 00:47:27,451 --> 00:47:29,180 Your clothes. - With me. - Me too. 778 00:47:32,289 --> 00:47:34,553 Monu, how are you feeling after the abduction? 779 00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:35,683 l'm fine, thank you. 780 00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:38,250 And, Jolly you spent a day with Monu? 781 00:47:38,329 --> 00:47:39,762 Are the two of you having an affair? 782 00:47:40,431 --> 00:47:41,489 What kind of a question is that? 783 00:47:41,565 --> 00:47:43,157 You shouldn't ask such questions. 784 00:47:43,367 --> 00:47:45,232 Affair is a very dirty word. 785 00:47:45,569 --> 00:47:48,561 Relationships are always between equal people. 786 00:47:49,773 --> 00:47:51,400 Monu is very special girl. 787 00:47:51,775 --> 00:47:54,437 She talks to me, and that's more than enough for me. 788 00:47:54,712 --> 00:47:56,236 Still, you must be having an affair. 789 00:47:58,048 --> 00:47:59,106 Let's go, Jolly. 790 00:47:59,183 --> 00:48:02,050 And that's the biggest day in Jolly Maker's life.. 791 00:48:02,119 --> 00:48:03,177 ..from a loser to hero. 792 00:49:00,511 --> 00:49:02,240 He's a jolly good fellow. 793 00:49:02,313 --> 00:49:04,213 He's a jolly good fellow. 794 00:49:04,281 --> 00:49:06,306 He's a jolly good fellow. - Jolly good, my foot. 795 00:49:06,450 --> 00:49:07,849 So say all of us. 796 00:49:08,452 --> 00:49:09,851 So say all of us. 797 00:49:11,322 --> 00:49:12,846 Why am l singing this song? 798 00:49:13,424 --> 00:49:16,188 Because, we've made a deal. 799 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,125 l'll take care of the Secretariat.. 800 00:49:18,195 --> 00:49:20,288 ..and you'll take care of Jolly. 801 00:49:20,431 --> 00:49:23,867 l, Secretariat caretaker. You Jolly taker care. 802 00:49:24,201 --> 00:49:26,431 Jolly is getting very dangerous. 803 00:49:26,704 --> 00:49:28,228 We'll have to get rid of him. 804 00:49:30,307 --> 00:49:31,774 Mind your hand. She bites. 805 00:49:33,310 --> 00:49:36,438 Call up Salim-Sulaiman, Dubai. - Dubai? 806 00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:40,511 Where did you get these burdens of the earth from? 807 00:49:42,419 --> 00:49:44,353 They've grown slightly old. 808 00:49:44,421 --> 00:49:46,412 l'll call for some young, fresh blood. 809 00:49:46,790 --> 00:49:49,224 Oh, 'Taare Zameen Par'. 810 00:49:50,194 --> 00:49:53,163 Twinkle-twinkle little startlet. 811 00:49:53,564 --> 00:49:55,395 Phone. - Your Highness. 812 00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:59,533 Hello, Salim-Sulaiman. How are you? 813 00:50:00,571 --> 00:50:04,166 Come to Mumbai quickly. There's an assignment for you. 814 00:50:04,241 --> 00:50:05,503 Hurry up, hurry up. 815 00:50:10,214 --> 00:50:11,272 l called you through the phone.. 816 00:50:11,348 --> 00:50:12,406 ..and you arrived instantly, like e-mail. 817 00:50:12,850 --> 00:50:15,250 Greetings, Your Highness. 818 00:50:15,586 --> 00:50:19,249 Salim-Sulaiman, the musical killers. 819 00:50:19,723 --> 00:50:23,284 How did you two turn into Moenjodaro and Harrappa? 820 00:50:23,727 --> 00:50:28,426 The last time l saw you two, you were quite young. 821 00:50:28,565 --> 00:50:32,934 Last time, you called us in 1942. 822 00:50:34,204 --> 00:50:36,263 And you didn't call us after that. 823 00:50:36,774 --> 00:50:37,832 Sorry. 824 00:50:37,941 --> 00:50:39,238 l know. 825 00:50:39,309 --> 00:50:42,369 You two kill that Jolly Maker. 826 00:50:42,479 --> 00:50:44,379 Finish him off. - Okay, Your Highness. 827 00:50:44,515 --> 00:50:47,951 Moti Lal will give you the details. - Okay, Your Highness. - Take them. 828 00:50:48,285 --> 00:50:50,219 Moti Lal, take them away. Carefully. 829 00:50:50,287 --> 00:50:51,413 Hold on to their hands. - Yes. - Don't let them fall. 830 00:50:51,822 --> 00:50:54,382 Carefully. - Come. - Greetings.. 831 00:50:55,626 --> 00:50:56,684 Slowly. 832 00:51:00,898 --> 00:51:02,559 l fulfilled my part of the deal. 833 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:05,291 Now, what about the plans to the gutter? 834 00:51:13,977 --> 00:51:18,505 Gokhle. - Gokhle. 835 00:51:25,355 --> 00:51:26,413 He's here. 836 00:51:26,824 --> 00:51:27,882 Come on. 837 00:51:28,892 --> 00:51:29,950 Hello, sir. 838 00:51:43,941 --> 00:51:47,672 l like to move to the groove. 839 00:51:47,778 --> 00:51:51,009 l like to move to the groove. 840 00:51:51,615 --> 00:51:54,550 My love, don't torment me so. 841 00:51:54,618 --> 00:51:58,384 My love. Oh my love. - Break it down! 842 00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:04,492 My love, don't torment me so. 843 00:52:04,561 --> 00:52:07,792 My love. Oh my love. 844 00:52:08,298 --> 00:52:11,290 My darling, come closer to me. 845 00:52:11,368 --> 00:52:14,303 My darling. Oh my darling. 846 00:52:14,438 --> 00:52:15,928 Come let's dance. 847 00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:17,563 Come let's dance. 848 00:52:17,741 --> 00:52:19,299 Come let's dance. 849 00:52:19,409 --> 00:52:21,639 Come fall in love with me. 850 00:52:21,712 --> 00:52:22,804 Come let's dance. 851 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,370 Come let's dance. 852 00:52:24,448 --> 00:52:26,040 Come let's dance. 853 00:52:26,316 --> 00:52:28,341 Come fall in love with me. 854 00:52:28,418 --> 00:52:29,476 Come let's dance. 855 00:52:29,553 --> 00:52:30,986 Come let's dance. 856 00:52:31,054 --> 00:52:32,715 Come let's dance. 857 00:52:32,789 --> 00:52:34,723 Come fall in love with me. 858 00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:35,849 l like to move to the groove. 859 00:52:35,926 --> 00:52:37,393 l like to move to the groove. 860 00:52:37,461 --> 00:52:40,589 l like to move to the groove. 861 00:52:48,539 --> 00:52:50,905 Your attitude is unbearable. 862 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:54,400 l'm totally speechless. 863 00:52:55,345 --> 00:52:57,677 The heart searches for love. 864 00:52:58,582 --> 00:53:01,016 lt's difficult to make it understand. 865 00:53:01,084 --> 00:53:04,053 Fanatics follow me around. 866 00:53:04,388 --> 00:53:07,357 Sway in merriment. 867 00:53:07,424 --> 00:53:09,415 Fanatics follow me around. 868 00:53:09,493 --> 00:53:11,085 Sway in merriment. 869 00:53:11,361 --> 00:53:16,025 Try to pierce my heart. 870 00:53:16,099 --> 00:53:17,862 Come let's dance. 871 00:53:17,935 --> 00:53:19,425 Come let's dance. 872 00:53:19,503 --> 00:53:20,868 Come let's dance. 873 00:53:21,104 --> 00:53:23,402 Come fall in love with me. 874 00:53:23,507 --> 00:53:26,101 Come let's dance. Come let's dance. 875 00:53:26,376 --> 00:53:27,673 Come let's dance. 876 00:53:27,811 --> 00:53:30,371 Come fall in love with me. 877 00:53:31,615 --> 00:53:34,106 My Love. 878 00:53:34,484 --> 00:53:36,418 My Darling. 879 00:53:43,527 --> 00:53:45,893 My breath is fragrant. 880 00:53:46,997 --> 00:53:50,125 My gait is staggering. 881 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,130 lt's the effect of your love. 882 00:53:53,637 --> 00:53:55,935 There's music playing. 883 00:53:56,073 --> 00:53:57,802 Open your mouth. 884 00:53:57,874 --> 00:53:59,603 Say l love you. 885 00:53:59,710 --> 00:54:02,406 My heart skipped a beat. 886 00:54:05,115 --> 00:54:07,913 My love. - Move on. 887 00:54:07,985 --> 00:54:10,749 Oh my love. - Move on. 888 00:54:11,788 --> 00:54:14,689 My darling, come closer to me. 889 00:54:14,758 --> 00:54:17,921 My darling. Oh my darling. 890 00:54:18,095 --> 00:54:19,562 Come let's dance. 891 00:54:19,630 --> 00:54:21,097 Come let's dance. 892 00:54:21,164 --> 00:54:22,961 Come let's dance. 893 00:54:23,033 --> 00:54:25,092 Come fall in love with me. 894 00:54:25,168 --> 00:54:28,103 Come let's dance. Come let's dance. 895 00:54:28,171 --> 00:54:29,433 Come let's dance. 896 00:54:29,506 --> 00:54:31,701 Come fall in love with me. 897 00:54:31,842 --> 00:54:34,470 My love. Oh my love. 898 00:54:34,578 --> 00:54:36,045 Come let's dance. 899 00:54:36,446 --> 00:54:38,107 Come fall in love with me. 900 00:54:38,181 --> 00:54:39,443 Come let's dance. 901 00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:41,448 Come let's dance. 902 00:54:41,518 --> 00:54:42,610 Come let's dance. 903 00:54:42,953 --> 00:54:44,511 Come fall in love with me. 904 00:54:44,588 --> 00:54:47,523 l like to move to the groove. 905 00:54:47,591 --> 00:54:50,754 l like to move to the groove. 906 00:54:51,194 --> 00:54:54,527 l like to move to the groove. 907 00:55:06,977 --> 00:55:08,137 That's their car. 908 00:55:08,712 --> 00:55:11,078 They'll come out soon. 909 00:55:13,517 --> 00:55:15,144 Why are you blinking your eyes? 910 00:55:15,218 --> 00:55:19,052 l'm doing my eye-exercise. - Exercise. Why? 911 00:55:20,223 --> 00:55:22,817 Because, l got my cataract operation done. 912 00:55:22,893 --> 00:55:24,827 For the fourth time. 913 00:55:25,495 --> 00:55:27,486 Oh, cataract operation. 914 00:55:28,131 --> 00:55:29,723 How is your Parkinson's? 915 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,991 Parkinson's? lt's absolutely fine. 916 00:55:32,235 --> 00:55:34,203 Fine. Okay. Look. 917 00:55:36,506 --> 00:55:38,235 What's that sound? - Sound. 918 00:55:38,642 --> 00:55:41,110 l got my knee-cap replaced. 919 00:55:41,578 --> 00:55:42,636 lt's pure steel. 920 00:55:42,913 --> 00:55:46,110 l like to move to the groove. 921 00:55:46,183 --> 00:55:47,241 They are here? 922 00:55:47,517 --> 00:55:49,508 Salim, you go that way and l'll go this way. 923 00:55:49,619 --> 00:55:50,677 Ready? 924 00:55:55,992 --> 00:55:57,755 Actually, l'm a trained dancer. 925 00:55:57,894 --> 00:55:59,521 l got the second prize.. 926 00:55:59,596 --> 00:56:01,530 ..in Shiamak Davar's lnstitute of Performing Arts.. 927 00:56:09,806 --> 00:56:10,864 What was that? 928 00:56:11,908 --> 00:56:13,773 Come, Jolly. Let's see what happened. 929 00:56:14,077 --> 00:56:15,544 Let's go, come on. 930 00:56:15,979 --> 00:56:17,844 He fell inside the gutter. ls he a man or a fish? 931 00:56:20,650 --> 00:56:21,708 He's Sulaiman. 932 00:56:22,786 --> 00:56:23,844 Salim-Sulaiman. 933 00:56:23,987 --> 00:56:25,648 Jolly, call the police. 934 00:56:26,556 --> 00:56:27,614 Here's my joker. 935 00:56:29,826 --> 00:56:30,884 Hello. 936 00:56:32,562 --> 00:56:33,927 What, Salim-Sulaiman? 937 00:56:34,097 --> 00:56:35,689 Madam, you better leave from there. 938 00:56:35,766 --> 00:56:36,824 We'll be right there. 939 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,301 This idiot Jolly is very lucky. 940 00:56:46,576 --> 00:56:47,941 He's going to trouble us in the future. 941 00:56:48,845 --> 00:56:50,312 He saved Monica Gokhle. 942 00:56:50,814 --> 00:56:52,179 Kills terrorists too. 943 00:56:53,150 --> 00:56:54,674 What will the police do? 944 00:56:55,085 --> 00:56:56,143 Here. 945 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,312 Hey, let's go. - Yes, sir. 946 00:56:59,623 --> 00:57:00,920 Tell me something, Monu. 947 00:57:01,124 --> 00:57:03,319 Why did Salim-Sulaiman shoot themselves? 948 00:57:03,593 --> 00:57:04,651 Forget it, Jolly. 949 00:57:04,795 --> 00:57:05,853 What a night! 950 00:57:07,063 --> 00:57:09,691 Why can't l lift the handbrake? 951 00:57:10,667 --> 00:57:11,725 That's my leg. 952 00:57:13,837 --> 00:57:14,895 Let's go upstairs. 953 00:57:15,172 --> 00:57:16,230 Come on. 954 00:57:23,613 --> 00:57:24,671 Here's the wine. 955 00:57:25,315 --> 00:57:26,612 Blue for you. 956 00:57:27,684 --> 00:57:28,981 Blue. - Yes. 957 00:57:29,186 --> 00:57:31,154 Red for me. - Cheers. 958 00:57:31,788 --> 00:57:32,846 Cheers? 959 00:57:32,956 --> 00:57:35,618 You're famous now. - What do you mean? 960 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,354 People know you now. 961 00:57:40,630 --> 00:57:41,688 They've started liking you. 962 00:57:42,265 --> 00:57:43,323 What are you saying, Monu? 963 00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:44,860 People know you too. 964 00:57:45,035 --> 00:57:46,093 They love you too. 965 00:57:46,169 --> 00:57:49,627 ln fact, you've more friends. - l know. 966 00:57:50,707 --> 00:57:51,799 But there's no one like you. 967 00:57:54,377 --> 00:57:58,711 Actually, there's no one like me.. you. 968 00:57:59,716 --> 00:58:01,274 You're the most innocent man l know. 969 00:58:03,653 --> 00:58:06,918 The way you think, the way you speak. 970 00:58:08,058 --> 00:58:10,151 The way you speak without thinking. 971 00:58:11,728 --> 00:58:12,854 But you speak from the heart. 972 00:58:14,798 --> 00:58:16,129 l really like that about you. 973 00:58:21,371 --> 00:58:24,272 Was that sweet? - lt was sweet. 974 00:58:27,811 --> 00:58:29,676 Come, let's go sleep. 975 00:58:29,746 --> 00:58:30,804 Have to get up early morning. 976 00:58:31,081 --> 00:58:32,139 l've a surprise for you. 977 00:58:32,749 --> 00:58:35,411 Feels like my life has changed. 978 00:58:35,685 --> 00:58:36,743 l feel like a new man. 979 00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:39,181 From now, nothing can go wrong. 980 00:58:39,289 --> 00:58:42,190 Nothing.. can.. - Jolly. 981 00:58:42,425 --> 00:58:44,723 Monu, help. - Jolly, what've you done? 982 00:58:45,695 --> 00:58:46,753 Do something, Monu. 983 00:58:47,163 --> 00:58:49,154 lt's a very important member in my family. 984 00:58:49,332 --> 00:58:50,856 l cannot live without this boy. 985 00:58:51,067 --> 00:58:52,125 Get it out. 986 00:58:58,308 --> 00:58:59,434 Hello, Mr. Gokhle. 987 00:59:00,777 --> 00:59:01,835 Hey.. my vegetables. 988 00:59:02,112 --> 00:59:03,443 Hey.. 989 00:59:04,047 --> 00:59:06,038 Come on, come on, come.. 990 00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:07,940 Leave me, leave me. 991 00:59:16,726 --> 00:59:18,318 Stop it. Stop it, please. That's enough. 992 00:59:18,395 --> 00:59:19,726 Salim-Sulaiman are dead. 993 00:59:19,796 --> 00:59:20,854 Yes. - Stop it 994 00:59:20,931 --> 00:59:23,331 Salim-Sulaiman are dead. 995 00:59:26,336 --> 00:59:27,735 Salim-Sulaiman are dead? 996 00:59:30,473 --> 00:59:33,465 Oh, no. Now, who will give background music? 997 00:59:34,878 --> 00:59:35,936 Calm down. 998 00:59:36,012 --> 00:59:37,206 Calm down, Your Highness. Calm down. 999 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,747 What's so special about Jolly Maker? 1000 00:59:38,815 --> 00:59:39,873 l want to kill him. 1001 00:59:42,018 --> 00:59:43,076 Who is he? 1002 00:59:43,153 --> 00:59:44,882 Gopal Madhav Gokhle. 1003 00:59:45,755 --> 00:59:49,816 Ex-commissioner and ex-chief engineer PWD. 1004 00:59:50,026 --> 00:59:51,926 Public Works Department. 1005 00:59:52,762 --> 00:59:54,957 Road and gutter in-charge. 1006 00:59:55,265 --> 00:59:57,495 Road and gutter in-charge. 1007 00:59:57,767 --> 01:00:00,099 Monica Gokhle's father. 1008 01:00:00,170 --> 01:00:02,263 Monica Gokhle's father. 1009 01:00:03,006 --> 01:00:04,064 Shut up. 1010 01:00:06,343 --> 01:00:08,937 What do you want from me? 1011 01:00:12,882 --> 01:00:13,940 Had breakfast? 1012 01:00:14,851 --> 01:00:15,909 Breakfast. 1013 01:00:18,054 --> 01:00:19,112 What did he eat? 1014 01:00:19,789 --> 01:00:23,281 The gutter plans. - He ate the gutter plans for breakfast? 1015 01:00:25,261 --> 01:00:27,525 Give him some castor-oil. lt'll cleanse his stomach. 1016 01:00:28,264 --> 01:00:30,789 He has the gutter plans. 1017 01:00:31,201 --> 01:00:34,466 Oh, the gutter plans.. 1018 01:00:34,537 --> 01:00:39,201 You, make me the gutter plans below the Secretariat. 1019 01:00:39,309 --> 01:00:42,403 My plan depends on your plan, you understand? 1020 01:00:42,512 --> 01:00:44,070 l'll die laughing.. 1021 01:00:44,881 --> 01:00:47,008 ..but l won't commit any such misdeed. 1022 01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:49,244 But l can do it. 1023 01:00:50,153 --> 01:00:52,246 Go, get Monu. Get Monu. 1024 01:00:53,823 --> 01:00:56,553 l want the gutter plans, that's all. 1025 01:00:56,826 --> 01:00:57,884 Understand. 1026 01:00:57,961 --> 01:00:59,826 Am l right? - Right. Right. 1027 01:01:10,907 --> 01:01:12,397 Monu, good morning. 1028 01:01:13,176 --> 01:01:14,575 Good morning, Monu. 1029 01:01:15,378 --> 01:01:17,846 Good morning. Wake up. Wake up. 1030 01:01:17,914 --> 01:01:19,438 Come on, Monu. Wake up. 1031 01:01:19,849 --> 01:01:21,316 Monu, you didn't shave today? 1032 01:01:22,552 --> 01:01:24,076 You didn't shave today? 1033 01:01:25,455 --> 01:01:26,513 Monu. 1034 01:01:31,461 --> 01:01:33,588 Good morning, will you take coffee? 1035 01:01:34,197 --> 01:01:35,596 Does anyone have an extra pant? 1036 01:01:35,865 --> 01:01:36,923 Men in Black. 1037 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,033 Sorry, sorry for that. 1038 01:01:40,437 --> 01:01:41,495 Sorry, sorry. 1039 01:01:41,571 --> 01:01:42,868 Do you have a bathroom? 1040 01:01:42,939 --> 01:01:43,997 No, sorry. Sorry. 1041 01:01:46,209 --> 01:01:48,609 This seems like a prehistoric museum. 1042 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,280 Good morning, Uncle. - Hi, son. 1043 01:01:55,618 --> 01:01:56,880 Where is Monu? 1044 01:01:57,954 --> 01:01:59,888 Why have l been brought here? 1045 01:01:59,956 --> 01:02:03,255 And who are all of you? 1046 01:02:03,426 --> 01:02:05,360 Let me explain. Alright. 1047 01:02:10,133 --> 01:02:15,093 Years ago, there was a boy and a girl.. 1048 01:02:16,573 --> 01:02:17,631 What's this? 1049 01:02:17,907 --> 01:02:20,307 This is the wrong file. Sorry. 1050 01:02:20,376 --> 01:02:22,276 l want Monu's file. - Sorry, sir. 1051 01:02:22,479 --> 01:02:23,912 Fool. Stupid. 1052 01:02:24,414 --> 01:02:25,642 Don't you listen to what l say? 1053 01:02:26,316 --> 01:02:29,080 Forget all that. Just tell me where is Monu. 1054 01:02:29,552 --> 01:02:31,645 She isn't. - lsn't? 1055 01:02:31,988 --> 01:02:34,354 She has gone up. - What? 1056 01:02:35,024 --> 01:02:36,082 Second floor. 1057 01:02:36,593 --> 01:02:39,187 l've sent someone. She'll be here. 1058 01:02:39,629 --> 01:02:41,256 Now, let me explain. 1059 01:02:41,598 --> 01:02:47,298 We're a special group of RAW, Research Analysis Wing. 1060 01:02:47,670 --> 01:02:51,936 Our main mission is to save Mumbai.. 1061 01:02:52,008 --> 01:02:54,670 ..from king Harry Holkar. 1062 01:02:55,612 --> 01:02:58,240 You must have heard the name of king Harry Holkar? 1063 01:02:58,948 --> 01:03:00,006 No, sir l haven't. 1064 01:03:00,116 --> 01:03:02,607 King Harry Holkar? - No, l haven't. 1065 01:03:04,087 --> 01:03:09,684 King Harry Holkar? - l swear l haven't. 1066 01:03:11,127 --> 01:03:15,962 King Harry Holkar? Did you hear now? 1067 01:03:16,099 --> 01:03:19,125 Yes, l did, l did.. calm down. l just heard it from you. 1068 01:03:24,007 --> 01:03:28,637 King Harry Holkar is out to destroy Mumbai. 1069 01:03:29,546 --> 01:03:31,980 He was the one that kidnapped Monu. 1070 01:03:32,348 --> 01:03:38,253 And now he's scheming to destroy the Secretariat with a bomb. 1071 01:03:38,621 --> 01:03:39,679 l understand, sir. 1072 01:03:39,989 --> 01:03:42,253 But where is Monu? - Jolly. 1073 01:03:50,066 --> 01:03:51,397 Monu, are you fine? 1074 01:03:52,068 --> 01:03:54,002 Wow, Monu! Take a seat, please. - No, thank you. 1075 01:03:54,070 --> 01:03:55,469 Please, Monu. Sit down. - l'm fine. 1076 01:03:55,672 --> 01:03:56,730 Sit down. 1077 01:03:58,007 --> 01:04:00,407 l'm sorry, l wanted to tell you. 1078 01:04:01,211 --> 01:04:02,576 But l was sworn to secrecy. 1079 01:04:05,081 --> 01:04:06,742 The future of Mumbai is in danger. 1080 01:04:08,318 --> 01:04:11,754 King Harry Holkar has planned to destroy the Secretariat. 1081 01:04:13,022 --> 01:04:15,252 And Khandar is a part of this plan. 1082 01:04:16,025 --> 01:04:18,585 But Monu, what's wrong with your accent? 1083 01:04:20,029 --> 01:04:23,760 Jolly. l'm a RAW agent now. - RAW agent? 1084 01:04:25,068 --> 01:04:26,535 Sit. - Sit. 1085 01:04:27,036 --> 01:04:28,094 Sit. - Sit. 1086 01:04:35,044 --> 01:04:38,036 People like Khandar want to ruin our city. 1087 01:04:39,382 --> 01:04:43,045 Wherever they spot a vacant plot, old bungalow or building.. 1088 01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:46,213 ..they build multiplexes and shopping malls there. 1089 01:04:47,624 --> 01:04:49,057 l just received information.. 1090 01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:53,061 ..that a city, where people don't get decent food or shelter.. 1091 01:04:53,129 --> 01:04:57,793 ..some have struck a deal for a flat, for 4 and 2.. 1092 01:04:58,268 --> 01:04:59,792 For Rs.420 million. 1093 01:05:01,671 --> 01:05:03,104 We've to stop this nonsense. 1094 01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:06,206 lt's not the Secretariat's turn. 1095 01:05:10,713 --> 01:05:14,240 Tell me, Jolly.. are you with me on this? 1096 01:05:15,418 --> 01:05:20,481 Yes, l'm with you, but who else is with us. 1097 01:05:20,690 --> 01:05:21,816 Heart's broken. 1098 01:05:22,158 --> 01:05:23,420 Lost his home. 1099 01:05:25,161 --> 01:05:28,688 Anna. - Not, Anna.. Annamalay .. 1100 01:05:29,432 --> 01:05:31,593 ATM. - ATM, meaning? 1101 01:05:32,101 --> 01:05:33,329 Additional RAW informer. 1102 01:05:33,403 --> 01:05:36,236 But why do you keep doing that? - Actually, the thing is, my hair.. 1103 01:05:36,306 --> 01:05:38,297 Anyway, Anna come to the point. 1104 01:05:38,841 --> 01:05:40,240 Welcome to the club. 1105 01:05:43,112 --> 01:05:44,443 Let's come to the point. 1106 01:05:45,181 --> 01:05:46,239 lnformation. 1107 01:05:47,317 --> 01:05:50,115 Yesterday, l spotted Khadarjhala going into.. 1108 01:05:50,186 --> 01:05:54,680 ..Sir Seth Harikishen Jherumal Dholawala college. 1109 01:05:55,191 --> 01:05:57,284 Oh, SHJD college. 1110 01:05:57,727 --> 01:05:59,388 Yes, l was the canteen manager there. 1111 01:06:01,130 --> 01:06:03,724 Congratulations, you're a RAW agent now. 1112 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,661 Yes, l'm a RAW agent. 1113 01:06:08,137 --> 01:06:09,195 Jolly Maker, come in. 1114 01:06:09,339 --> 01:06:10,397 Jolly, can you hear me? 1115 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,404 Jolly, can you hear me? - Yes. 1116 01:06:13,643 --> 01:06:15,304 Tell me what's going on. - Yes, yes. 1117 01:06:16,312 --> 01:06:18,542 Monu, l'm right in front of the building. 1118 01:06:19,148 --> 01:06:20,206 Everything is dark. 1119 01:06:20,616 --> 01:06:21,810 Jolly.. - l think there's a power failure. 1120 01:06:21,884 --> 01:06:24,512 Jolly. Take off the covers of the binoculars. 1121 01:06:25,688 --> 01:06:28,486 Oh, sorry about that. Sorry. 1122 01:06:28,891 --> 01:06:30,825 Now listen to me carefully. - Okay. 1123 01:06:30,893 --> 01:06:33,418 You've to find Khandar. - Okay. - Get that. 1124 01:06:34,364 --> 01:06:35,626 Look for Khandar. 1125 01:06:35,698 --> 01:06:38,166 Yes, l can see him. l can see him. 1126 01:06:38,501 --> 01:06:43,165 Khadar is wearing a top and a skirt, red one.. 1127 01:06:43,239 --> 01:06:44,638 Jolly, that must be a woman. 1128 01:06:46,909 --> 01:06:48,171 lt can't be Khandar. 1129 01:06:48,478 --> 01:06:50,878 Now move ahead. - l'm going, l'm going. 1130 01:06:55,918 --> 01:06:57,180 Stupid. 1131 01:07:15,204 --> 01:07:18,935 Jolly, what can you see? - There are many doors in the passage. 1132 01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:22,534 Okay, do one thing. Open the door. 1133 01:07:22,645 --> 01:07:25,205 Okay, Just a minute. Shouldn't l knock on the doors first? 1134 01:07:25,281 --> 01:07:26,612 lt won't look good. Bad manners. 1135 01:07:26,716 --> 01:07:29,207 Just open the darn door. - Sorry, sorry. 1136 01:07:29,285 --> 01:07:32,220 You, equals to what? - No idea, sir. 1137 01:07:32,789 --> 01:07:34,950 Shameless creature. - Sorry sir. 1138 01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:37,525 And, this is my formula, l've invented it. 1139 01:07:44,233 --> 01:07:47,293 91 1 . Study this formula. 1140 01:07:48,905 --> 01:07:50,236 l'll be back. 1141 01:07:51,908 --> 01:07:52,966 Give me the answer. 1142 01:07:56,312 --> 01:07:57,370 Come on. 1143 01:07:57,447 --> 01:07:58,505 Mr. Pinakin. 1144 01:07:58,581 --> 01:08:02,278 Mr. Pinakin.. Dolcolex. Nerolac. 1145 01:08:04,754 --> 01:08:05,880 Stayfree. 1146 01:08:06,255 --> 01:08:09,691 Durex. Kohinoor. Kamasutra. - What? 1147 01:08:09,959 --> 01:08:11,824 Ridiculous, shameless creatures. 1148 01:08:11,928 --> 01:08:12,986 Why is this washed? 1149 01:08:13,262 --> 01:08:14,320 Anybody absent here? 1150 01:08:14,397 --> 01:08:17,389 l've come here for important matter. 1151 01:08:18,668 --> 01:08:20,260 Have you come here to me Prof. Pinakin or.. 1152 01:08:20,336 --> 01:08:21,530 ..for your important matter. 1153 01:08:21,604 --> 01:08:25,370 No, no. l've come to meet Prof. Pinakin on an urgent matter. 1154 01:08:25,475 --> 01:08:26,669 Urgent workload. 1155 01:08:26,876 --> 01:08:28,776 How are the preparations for my bomb going on? 1156 01:08:29,011 --> 01:08:31,275 l'm eager to know. 1157 01:08:31,414 --> 01:08:34,349 l'm lnzamam-Ul-Haq. - What? 1158 01:08:35,284 --> 01:08:37,275 You want the details of my preparations about the bomb? 1159 01:08:37,353 --> 01:08:39,685 Yes, sir. - l won't tell you. 1160 01:08:42,825 --> 01:08:44,520 Sir, why? Mistaken identity. - l said, l won't say it. 1161 01:08:44,627 --> 01:08:45,685 Please, tell, tell.. 1162 01:08:46,762 --> 01:08:48,024 Only after 10 seconds. 1163 01:08:48,331 --> 01:08:51,892 Only after the final countdown. - Oh, Count of Monte Cristo. 1164 01:08:53,369 --> 01:08:59,035 5.. 4.. 3.. 1165 01:09:01,911 --> 01:09:06,041 2.. 1 . 1166 01:09:09,685 --> 01:09:10,743 0. 1167 01:09:13,890 --> 01:09:14,948 Here it is. 1168 01:09:15,558 --> 01:09:18,925 Formula? - Wonderful. 1169 01:09:18,995 --> 01:09:20,656 Oh, flying saucer bomb. 1170 01:09:21,330 --> 01:09:22,388 Shameless creature. 1171 01:09:23,065 --> 01:09:25,056 This is a double mushroom, double capsicum.. 1172 01:09:25,501 --> 01:09:29,665 ..double gourd, double mint, no onion, extra-bitter gourd pizza. 1173 01:09:32,008 --> 01:09:33,066 You want it? 1174 01:09:33,743 --> 01:09:35,335 But you don't eat this. lt's vegetarian. 1175 01:09:35,411 --> 01:09:36,469 lt's a vegetarian pizza. 1176 01:09:36,546 --> 01:09:38,013 You have a drink. 1177 01:09:38,748 --> 01:09:39,806 This is mine. - Cheers. 1178 01:09:40,349 --> 01:09:41,407 Cheers. 1179 01:09:41,484 --> 01:09:42,542 Bomb. Bomb. 1180 01:09:42,618 --> 01:09:47,351 Bomb is 78.333% ready. 1181 01:09:48,090 --> 01:09:51,526 Balance? - 35.444%. 1182 01:09:51,928 --> 01:09:52,986 Ridiculous. 1183 01:09:53,095 --> 01:09:55,928 Balance 21 .666% is not ready. 1184 01:09:57,700 --> 01:09:59,998 Do you have faithfulness on your formula.. 1185 01:10:00,102 --> 01:10:01,364 l mean, do you believe in it? 1186 01:10:03,372 --> 01:10:05,772 Prof. Pinakin's first name is Vishwas. 1187 01:10:06,108 --> 01:10:08,372 Vishwas Atmavishwas Pinakin. 1188 01:10:08,611 --> 01:10:10,943 Atmavishwas? - Father's name, Atmavishwas. 1189 01:10:11,113 --> 01:10:13,104 But l've doubt.. - You doubt me. 1190 01:10:13,382 --> 01:10:15,407 No, no.. - Your name shouldn't be Khadar. 1191 01:10:15,885 --> 01:10:17,375 lt should be 'Shak Kar'(sugar). - Diabetes. 1192 01:10:17,453 --> 01:10:18,511 No discipline. 1193 01:10:18,621 --> 01:10:20,384 Come on. Do sit ups, l say. 1194 01:10:20,456 --> 01:10:21,514 Do sit ups. 1195 01:10:21,757 --> 01:10:22,815 Down. 1196 01:10:23,726 --> 01:10:24,784 Down, boy. Down. 1197 01:10:24,860 --> 01:10:25,918 Down, l say down. Down. 1198 01:10:25,995 --> 01:10:27,053 Down. 1199 01:10:27,129 --> 01:10:30,758 Sit up 1 , sit up 2, sit up 3.. 1200 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,526 Count it yourself now. 1201 01:10:32,602 --> 01:10:38,131 4.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 1202 01:10:41,444 --> 01:10:42,502 Jolly. 1203 01:10:45,815 --> 01:10:46,873 Jolly. 1204 01:10:48,517 --> 01:10:50,883 Sorry, sir. Myself lbraham plumber. 1205 01:10:50,953 --> 01:10:54,514 Your tap is overflowing. l'll fix it. Don't worry. 1206 01:10:54,624 --> 01:10:56,148 Waterberries compound. 1207 01:10:58,594 --> 01:11:00,084 Jolly. - No, Jolly. 1208 01:11:00,162 --> 01:11:01,424 Stop. - Jolly, stop. 1209 01:11:01,497 --> 01:11:03,692 No, no, not Jolly. - Stop, Jolly. Stop. 1210 01:11:04,033 --> 01:11:05,091 Statue. 1211 01:11:05,167 --> 01:11:08,432 Jolly, stop. - l'm not Jolly. - Jolly, stop. Jolly. 1212 01:11:08,504 --> 01:11:10,472 Jolly Maker. - Maker. 1213 01:11:11,574 --> 01:11:12,632 Maker. 1214 01:11:13,175 --> 01:11:14,802 He calls me Maker. 1215 01:11:14,910 --> 01:11:17,037 Sinner, unrighteous. 1216 01:11:17,446 --> 01:11:18,743 Unjust creation. 1217 01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:23,441 l had to divide my precious time with the king.. 1218 01:11:23,519 --> 01:11:24,747 ..because of you. 1219 01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,649 Providing of watch. 1220 01:11:26,756 --> 01:11:28,451 Oh no, sir. lt doesn't mean provide.. 1221 01:11:28,524 --> 01:11:29,718 ..it means divide. 1222 01:11:29,825 --> 01:11:34,125 Shut up, lnzamam-Ul-Haq.. disgusting, useless.. 1223 01:11:34,463 --> 01:11:37,091 ..foolish.. - Hello, hello. Oh no. 1224 01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:38,895 Stop talking. 1225 01:11:39,468 --> 01:11:42,904 Don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth. 1226 01:11:43,005 --> 01:11:47,567 My office was destroyed because of you. 1227 01:11:47,843 --> 01:11:49,902 Burned to rashes. 1228 01:11:51,147 --> 01:11:53,513 No, sir. Not rashes, it's ashes. 1229 01:11:54,550 --> 01:11:58,884 You mean, two Aishwarya Rai's. - Yes, sir. Yes. 1230 01:11:58,988 --> 01:12:00,717 Anyways, sir, l didn't do anything. 1231 01:12:01,123 --> 01:12:02,681 lt all happened because of water. 1232 01:12:03,492 --> 01:12:05,551 Water meaning.. Deepa Mehta. 1233 01:12:05,661 --> 01:12:06,719 Shut up. 1234 01:12:07,563 --> 01:12:15,129 'Paani' meaning, water. H2O. 'Tanni'. 1235 01:12:15,638 --> 01:12:17,731 Etcetera, etcetera. 1236 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,933 Don't try to teach me. 1237 01:12:20,643 --> 01:12:25,774 Don't try to qualify my educational disqualifications. 1238 01:12:27,249 --> 01:12:29,979 The Secretariat will be blown up with a bomb. 1239 01:12:30,186 --> 01:12:31,619 Only then will you be pleased. 1240 01:12:31,821 --> 01:12:35,086 l mean satisfaction of incomplete film. 1241 01:12:35,157 --> 01:12:37,682 Oh, Rajkumar Santoshi. - Yes. 1242 01:12:39,528 --> 01:12:41,086 98.. 99.. 1243 01:12:41,163 --> 01:12:42,255 Shut up. - Stop. 1244 01:12:43,532 --> 01:12:45,898 These two are used to make bombs. 1245 01:12:46,602 --> 01:12:50,834 lf these two are mixed together.. - Jolly, run. 1246 01:12:51,574 --> 01:12:53,166 Tragedy. - Yes. 1247 01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:54,907 No. - Yes. 1248 01:12:55,144 --> 01:12:56,907 No. - Yes. 1249 01:12:57,012 --> 01:12:58,070 Save me. 1250 01:12:58,147 --> 01:12:59,546 Yes. - Shut up! 1251 01:13:03,986 --> 01:13:06,978 No. 1252 01:13:16,665 --> 01:13:17,859 What formula is that? 1253 01:13:18,033 --> 01:13:19,830 lt means mills strike, no salary. 1254 01:13:19,902 --> 01:13:20,960 lt's a verse from the Gita.. 1255 01:13:21,036 --> 01:13:23,561 ..when a person dies, he neither takes his clothes.. 1256 01:13:23,639 --> 01:13:24,970 ..nor his wealth along. 1257 01:13:25,074 --> 01:13:28,840 We're dead, aren't we? - We aren't dead.-No. 1258 01:13:29,044 --> 01:13:30,841 There was a little too much chlorine. 1259 01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:32,638 Little more potassium. 1260 01:13:32,715 --> 01:13:34,683 Come on. Let's go. Where are we? - Like this. 1261 01:13:35,217 --> 01:13:37,117 You weren't born in a three piece suit. 1262 01:13:37,186 --> 01:13:38,244 Don't be shy. 1263 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,788 Look, next time we'll get some waxing done. 1264 01:13:40,856 --> 01:13:42,187 Yes, there are some hair.. - Hair grown there, hasn't it? 1265 01:13:42,258 --> 01:13:43,816 We barely managed to survive. - Yes, right. 1266 01:13:43,893 --> 01:13:45,690 Let's go now, please. - Come on, come on. 1267 01:13:46,629 --> 01:13:48,961 Any casualty? - No sir, it was a small blast. 1268 01:13:50,132 --> 01:13:51,224 We're wasting time. 1269 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:54,131 Believe me, it's a big plan. 1270 01:13:54,203 --> 01:13:55,898 And Khandar is a part of this plan as well. 1271 01:13:56,005 --> 01:13:57,632 Then, where is Khandar? - That.. 1272 01:13:57,706 --> 01:13:58,764 He was right here. 1273 01:13:58,841 --> 01:14:00,706 But disappeared in the bomb blast. 1274 01:14:00,843 --> 01:14:02,208 Are you crazy? 1275 01:14:03,946 --> 01:14:05,971 ACP Chougle, l think we're wasting time. 1276 01:14:06,048 --> 01:14:07,606 We should look for Khandar. 1277 01:14:07,683 --> 01:14:08,980 Yes, we will. 1278 01:14:09,718 --> 01:14:11,982 Please, come with me.-'She's right, we should look for Khandar.' 1279 01:14:12,655 --> 01:14:14,054 'But he went up in thin air with the bomb explosion. 1280 01:14:15,024 --> 01:14:16,616 Maybe, he's sitting on a tree. 1281 01:14:17,359 --> 01:14:19,623 Jolly.-'But which tree?'-Jo.. 1282 01:14:20,029 --> 01:14:23,260 A RAW agent like you doesn't need an idiot. 1283 01:14:23,365 --> 01:14:24,889 But.. - Come on.-Jo.. 1284 01:14:24,967 --> 01:14:26,025 Come on, come on.. 1285 01:14:26,635 --> 01:14:27,932 You want Khandar, don't you? 1286 01:14:28,137 --> 01:14:30,264 Jolly. - l will take you to Jolly. Come on. 1287 01:14:30,639 --> 01:14:32,732 Jolly.-But l'm absolutely fine.' 1288 01:14:32,908 --> 01:14:35,172 Jolly. - 'My mummy saved me.' 1289 01:14:36,812 --> 01:14:37,870 Anna. 1290 01:14:37,947 --> 01:14:39,710 Anna. Anna. 1291 01:14:39,815 --> 01:14:40,873 Anna. 1292 01:14:42,685 --> 01:14:44,653 Tambi. Tambi. - 'Thank you Mummy, thank you.' 1293 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,778 Tambi. Tambi. 1294 01:14:45,855 --> 01:14:48,085 Look, my name isn't Tambi it's.. - Jolly. 1295 01:14:48,190 --> 01:14:51,023 Sir, what happened? But where is Monu? 1296 01:14:51,193 --> 01:14:54,390 l just saw inspector Chougle and Monu going in that car, 1297 01:14:54,697 --> 01:14:57,723 lnspector Chougle had her at gunpoint. 1298 01:14:58,067 --> 01:15:00,228 Don't mind sir, but there's still time for 'Ganpati'. 1299 01:15:00,336 --> 01:15:01,826 You fool, l said gunpoint. 1300 01:15:01,904 --> 01:15:03,337 Meaning, held her hostage with a gun. - Oh, my God! 1301 01:15:03,405 --> 01:15:05,771 lnspector Chougle has kidnapped Monu again. 1302 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:06,933 How can it be again, sir? 1303 01:15:07,142 --> 01:15:09,406 Last time Harry Holkar kidnapped Monu. 1304 01:15:09,678 --> 01:15:11,111 Look, we're simply wasting time. 1305 01:15:11,313 --> 01:15:15,113 l just saw inspector Chougle and Monu leaving in the car. 1306 01:15:15,417 --> 01:15:18,250 They were using force. - Oh, my God! 1307 01:15:18,354 --> 01:15:19,844 Sir, let's go to the police station. 1308 01:15:19,955 --> 01:15:22,185 Police. They are just his aides. 1309 01:15:22,691 --> 01:15:25,159 They've kidnapped Monu madam's papa too. 1310 01:15:25,261 --> 01:15:28,059 l think.. that we will have to do something. 1311 01:15:28,163 --> 01:15:29,289 Yes, you're right. l'm wrong. 1312 01:15:29,365 --> 01:15:30,855 We should do something. We must do something. 1313 01:15:30,933 --> 01:15:31,991 We must do something. 1314 01:15:32,167 --> 01:15:34,795 But, what should we do? - Jolly. - Let's go. 1315 01:15:36,005 --> 01:15:39,873 ldiot. This way. - Sorry. 1316 01:15:42,711 --> 01:15:45,908 Hit giving you, or release giving you? 1317 01:15:46,448 --> 01:15:49,781 Shall l kill you, or spare you? 1318 01:15:50,786 --> 01:15:51,946 Had breakfast? 1319 01:15:52,888 --> 01:15:53,980 Breakfast. 1320 01:15:55,391 --> 01:15:56,449 What did you have? 1321 01:15:56,725 --> 01:15:59,319 Please. Please, spare my daughter. 1322 01:15:59,762 --> 01:16:00,854 This is not right. 1323 01:16:01,130 --> 01:16:03,724 l want the plans of the sewage system.. 1324 01:16:03,799 --> 01:16:05,790 ..under the Secretariat. 1325 01:16:05,868 --> 01:16:09,031 Otherwise, Khandar has plan B. 1326 01:16:09,405 --> 01:16:10,463 You do have a plan B, don't you Khandar? 1327 01:16:11,173 --> 01:16:14,404 Technical lnstitute of Xavier's education. 1328 01:16:15,744 --> 01:16:16,802 ldiot. 1329 01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:19,174 l've a formula for that as well. 1330 01:16:21,417 --> 01:16:25,820 l can plant a small bomb in his moustache, 1331 01:16:26,855 --> 01:16:29,289 Micro-mini controller hydropower detonator. 1332 01:16:29,825 --> 01:16:32,760 As soon as tears trickle down his face.. 1333 01:16:32,828 --> 01:16:36,821 ..there will be a grand explosion. 1334 01:16:37,766 --> 01:16:39,028 Boom. - Yes. 1335 01:16:39,868 --> 01:16:45,238 lf.. if you let my daughter go, l'll draw the plans for you. 1336 01:16:45,341 --> 01:16:46,968 Let Monu go. 1337 01:16:47,409 --> 01:16:49,877 ls she Monu or Diya? 1338 01:16:49,979 --> 01:16:51,378 Dad, don't listen to them. 1339 01:16:51,447 --> 01:16:52,505 They're insane, 1340 01:16:52,781 --> 01:16:56,842 Look, Monu is still a child. 1341 01:16:56,986 --> 01:16:58,783 She's still unmarried. 1342 01:16:58,887 --> 01:17:00,855 She's unmarried? How sad! 1343 01:17:00,956 --> 01:17:02,787 Such a beautiful girl, and she's unmarried. 1344 01:17:02,891 --> 01:17:03,983 She doesn't even have children. 1345 01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:05,518 Please let her go. 1346 01:17:05,794 --> 01:17:07,056 l'll get her married. 1347 01:17:07,129 --> 01:17:08,528 l'll take the responsibility. 1348 01:17:08,831 --> 01:17:10,856 l'll find a nice boy for her. Don't worry. 1349 01:17:12,167 --> 01:17:17,867 Pinakin. Are you married? - Thrice. 1350 01:17:18,841 --> 01:17:20,308 Experienced. 1351 01:17:20,943 --> 01:17:23,411 Do you take this girl as your lawfully wedded wife? 1352 01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:24,537 What? 1353 01:17:25,547 --> 01:17:27,037 Yes, l think it's a good match. 1354 01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:31,018 Do you know how to make vegetarian pizza? - Just shut up. 1355 01:17:32,554 --> 01:17:33,816 Shall l take that as a yes? 1356 01:17:33,922 --> 01:17:35,822 Take a bite. - Wait, wait. 1357 01:17:35,891 --> 01:17:37,415 Let's have a bite together. Try! 1358 01:17:37,493 --> 01:17:38,824 You bite from that side, and l from this side.. 1359 01:17:41,296 --> 01:17:42,558 lt's a vegetarian pizza. - Wait. 1360 01:17:43,932 --> 01:17:46,366 l'll draw the plan for you. 1361 01:17:50,572 --> 01:17:54,338 Behind the Secretariat, on the right side.. 1362 01:17:54,410 --> 01:17:55,468 'Jolly, where are you?' 1363 01:17:56,311 --> 01:17:57,903 'When will you start using your brains?' 1364 01:17:58,847 --> 01:17:59,939 'Jolly, where are you?' 1365 01:18:00,582 --> 01:18:03,847 You shouldn't do any important job on an empty stomach. 1366 01:18:03,919 --> 01:18:06,854 What happens is that the stomach gases go to your brain.. 1367 01:18:06,922 --> 01:18:08,389 ..and cause a chemical imbalance. 1368 01:18:08,557 --> 01:18:09,854 And, because of the chemical imbalance.. 1369 01:18:09,925 --> 01:18:11,859 ..the brain doesn't function properly. 1370 01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:15,123 Did you hear this from a doctor? - No, from a patient. 1371 01:18:15,230 --> 01:18:17,221 Look, Jolly forget all this.. 1372 01:18:17,332 --> 01:18:19,197 Hello, Domino's Pizza. 1373 01:18:19,601 --> 01:18:20,863 Yes, yes, yes.. 1374 01:18:21,937 --> 01:18:26,397 Double mushroom, double capsicum, double gourd.. 1375 01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:31,437 ..double gourd, double mint, no onion extra-bitter gourd pizza. 1376 01:18:31,547 --> 01:18:33,071 Yes, l know. - Address. 1377 01:18:34,049 --> 01:18:37,951 Your pizza will be delivered in just 15 minutes. 1378 01:18:38,487 --> 01:18:40,887 Jolly Maker special agent, RAW. 1379 01:18:43,892 --> 01:18:44,950 Driving licence. 1380 01:18:46,628 --> 01:18:49,927 Jolly Maker special agent, RAW. 1381 01:18:51,934 --> 01:18:53,526 Who placed the pizza agent? 1382 01:18:54,636 --> 01:18:56,160 Khandarjhala. 1383 01:18:56,305 --> 01:19:00,207 Khandar.. address, address quickly.-Yes. 1384 01:19:00,309 --> 01:19:06,578 Khandarjhala, behind the Secretariat, Gutter No. 3. 1385 01:19:20,929 --> 01:19:21,987 Straight.. 1386 01:19:26,935 --> 01:19:32,237 He has called from there, to say that l miss you.. 1387 01:19:32,441 --> 01:19:33,965 Vegetarian pizza.. Tip sir. 1388 01:19:34,042 --> 01:19:38,945 Hey useless fellow. Stupid. Asking me for a tip. 1389 01:19:39,014 --> 01:19:40,072 l don't know. 1390 01:19:40,182 --> 01:19:41,240 What is this? 1391 01:19:42,451 --> 01:19:43,509 Excuse me. 1392 01:19:43,952 --> 01:19:45,078 Can you hold this? 1393 01:19:49,258 --> 01:19:50,316 Thank you. 1394 01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:52,622 All he does is eat pizza all day long. 1395 01:19:52,694 --> 01:19:54,491 Offspring of the donkey's fraternity. 1396 01:19:54,563 --> 01:19:55,621 Stupid fool. 1397 01:20:13,982 --> 01:20:19,545 Here's the pizza man with your vegetarian pizza.- My pizza is here. 1398 01:20:20,022 --> 01:20:21,580 ls it a vegetarian pizza? - Yes. 1399 01:20:21,657 --> 01:20:23,022 Pizza. - Plan. 1400 01:20:23,125 --> 01:20:24,387 First pizza. - First the plan. 1401 01:20:24,493 --> 01:20:25,551 First pizza. - First the plan. 1402 01:20:25,627 --> 01:20:27,060 Pizza. - Plan. - Pizza. - Plan. 1403 01:20:27,129 --> 01:20:28,357 Pizza. - No! 1404 01:20:33,168 --> 01:20:38,401 The first game has begun. - Wow. Yes, yes. 1405 01:20:39,675 --> 01:20:42,439 l've put Monu and Gokhle on warm up. 1406 01:20:42,744 --> 01:20:44,541 Come on, Monu. 1407 01:20:44,613 --> 01:20:48,640 Wow, wow! Fantastic, fantabulous. 1408 01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:50,081 Just fun. 1409 01:20:51,019 --> 01:20:52,077 Very good. 1410 01:20:52,621 --> 01:20:54,088 Monica, 10 points. 1411 01:20:54,423 --> 01:20:56,755 And Mr. Gokhle, five. 1412 01:20:57,326 --> 01:21:02,764 Now, coming before you is a new contestant. 1413 01:21:03,031 --> 01:21:04,623 Jolly Maker. 1414 01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,133 Welcome to the show, Jolly. 1415 01:21:06,535 --> 01:21:08,469 Jolly, and there's Monu. 1416 01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:10,538 Monu. Monu, you. 1417 01:21:11,139 --> 01:21:13,039 Wearing headband on the mouth again. Yes. 1418 01:21:13,108 --> 01:21:17,044 Mouthwash. Thank God. 1419 01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:21,442 Thank you. Thank you everyone. 1420 01:21:22,184 --> 01:21:25,085 Had breakfast, Mr. Jolly Maker? 1421 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:29,723 Finally l got my palace back. - He is.. 1422 01:21:29,791 --> 01:21:31,053 Oh.. king circle. 1423 01:21:31,426 --> 01:21:32,484 Welcome. 1424 01:21:32,594 --> 01:21:34,562 Welcome, welcome. 1425 01:21:34,630 --> 01:21:35,688 Welcome. 1426 01:21:35,797 --> 01:21:37,594 There are so many guests present here. 1427 01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:41,193 Harry Holkar! Welcome, Your Sinus. 1428 01:21:42,804 --> 01:21:45,602 Khandar, my dear friend. 1429 01:21:45,674 --> 01:21:46,800 How are you? 1430 01:21:48,110 --> 01:21:49,805 l had breakfast. - You did. 1431 01:21:50,145 --> 01:21:52,579 Did you prepare the bomb? 1432 01:21:52,681 --> 01:21:54,615 Yes, Your Sinus. - Very nice. 1433 01:21:54,683 --> 01:21:55,741 Bomb bomb lrani. 1434 01:21:56,818 --> 01:21:58,285 What shall we do with them? 1435 01:21:59,421 --> 01:22:02,185 Shall we just let them go? - No, sir. 1436 01:22:02,357 --> 01:22:04,450 They'll be blown to bits with the bomb. 1437 01:22:04,559 --> 01:22:06,754 Rashes to rashes. Dust to dust. 1438 01:22:06,828 --> 01:22:11,595 And along with them, Your Sinus Harry Holkar will die too. 1439 01:22:13,402 --> 01:22:15,097 What is this nonsense, Clint? 1440 01:22:15,203 --> 01:22:16,727 Clint now works for me. 1441 01:22:17,572 --> 01:22:21,133 Now, there won't be any palace or the Secretariat. 1442 01:22:21,209 --> 01:22:22,301 Not even a public toilet. 1443 01:22:22,711 --> 01:22:24,508 There will be a five star hotel built here. 1444 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:26,372 And it will belong to me. 1445 01:22:26,615 --> 01:22:28,708 Because l'm the Maker. 1446 01:22:28,817 --> 01:22:31,650 You're no Maker, you joker. 1447 01:22:31,853 --> 01:22:34,185 You all couldn't understand my plan. 1448 01:22:34,790 --> 01:22:36,781 l don't want to take over the city. 1449 01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:39,218 l want to save this city. 1450 01:22:40,128 --> 01:22:41,686 From builders like you. 1451 01:22:41,830 --> 01:22:45,288 Shut up. Quarter system. Cheapskate. 1452 01:22:46,501 --> 01:22:49,561 Clint. Antonio Banderas. 1453 01:22:50,272 --> 01:22:51,637 l mean, tie everyone up. 1454 01:22:57,679 --> 01:23:00,147 Ladies and gentlemen, come let's play.. 1455 01:23:00,215 --> 01:23:02,775 ..'Kaun Banega Swargwasi' (Who wants to die). 1456 01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:05,682 So let's start the first round, which is 'Antakshari'. 1457 01:23:05,754 --> 01:23:08,450 A game that will decide your life and death. 1458 01:23:08,890 --> 01:23:10,881 The one that losses, will die. 1459 01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:13,891 And the one that wins will die later. 1460 01:23:15,530 --> 01:23:18,590 Now, start the game in the name of Lord.. 1461 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:20,827 The blue sky.. 1462 01:23:20,902 --> 01:23:23,666 Fools, just open the gate of his mouth. 1463 01:23:23,772 --> 01:23:25,239 Open everyone's mouth. 1464 01:23:25,474 --> 01:23:27,305 The blue sky.. 1465 01:23:27,376 --> 01:23:28,434 Shut up. 1466 01:23:28,610 --> 01:23:30,407 Benson better you cheat. 1467 01:23:30,846 --> 01:23:32,438 No overtaking on U-turn. 1468 01:23:32,514 --> 01:23:33,913 Don't sing out of your turn. 1469 01:23:34,182 --> 01:23:36,810 Monu will start. 1470 01:23:36,918 --> 01:23:40,217 What do you feel l'll sing if you ask me to? 1471 01:23:40,522 --> 01:23:42,456 Wonderful. Wonderful. 1472 01:23:42,924 --> 01:23:45,825 Mr. Gokhle, your turn. 1473 01:23:45,927 --> 01:23:50,523 l couldn't make her mine. 1474 01:23:53,201 --> 01:23:59,197 l lost her forever. 1475 01:23:59,941 --> 01:24:02,205 And now, Jolly. 1476 01:24:02,310 --> 01:24:04,778 lt's Holly. No. lt's Jolly. 1477 01:24:05,213 --> 01:24:06,271 Shut up. 1478 01:24:06,715 --> 01:24:08,580 Sing a song, or else.. 1479 01:24:10,318 --> 01:24:12,718 Happy birthday to you. 1480 01:24:12,821 --> 01:24:15,289 Happy birthday to you. 1481 01:24:15,390 --> 01:24:19,326 Happy birthday to you, dear Monu. 1482 01:24:20,228 --> 01:24:24,665 Good, and now His Highness. 1483 01:24:25,967 --> 01:24:27,332 Had breakfast? 1484 01:24:28,503 --> 01:24:29,561 Breakfast. 1485 01:24:29,671 --> 01:24:30,729 Announcement. 1486 01:24:30,806 --> 01:24:33,434 Mr. Pinakin will announce the points. 1487 01:24:34,543 --> 01:24:39,242 The one with the least points will enter the danger zone. 1488 01:24:39,314 --> 01:24:41,748 He'll go into the danger classroom. 1489 01:24:42,651 --> 01:24:47,520 Do you know who is going to die first? - Yes. 1490 01:24:47,622 --> 01:24:51,319 The one with the least marks. 1491 01:24:51,526 --> 01:24:54,256 The one with the least points is.. 1492 01:24:54,329 --> 01:24:56,797 ..His Highness Harry Holkar. 1493 01:24:57,265 --> 01:25:01,258 Only three points. 1494 01:25:01,336 --> 01:25:07,536 That means king Harry Holkar will die first. 1495 01:25:07,642 --> 01:25:12,272 No problem. l'm ready to die first. 1496 01:25:12,380 --> 01:25:15,281 But l'll reincarnate again.. 1497 01:25:15,350 --> 01:25:20,686 ..and get rid of greedy people like you from Mumbai. 1498 01:25:21,289 --> 01:25:22,347 Shut up. 1499 01:25:22,424 --> 01:25:30,024 Pinakin, start dead man marathon, the bomb game. 1500 01:25:30,565 --> 01:25:32,465 Now, Clint is holding the bomb. 1501 01:25:33,635 --> 01:25:37,435 And, l've the remote control. - Okay. 1502 01:25:37,806 --> 01:25:40,400 There are four buttons on the remote control. 1503 01:25:41,042 --> 01:25:44,500 Red, green, blue, yellow. 1504 01:25:45,046 --> 01:25:48,311 But which button will activate the bomb.. 1505 01:25:48,383 --> 01:25:51,375 ..l don't know, and neither do you. 1506 01:25:52,387 --> 01:25:58,724 Now, Clint will tie the bomb around the king. - Clint. 1507 01:25:58,827 --> 01:26:01,762 His Highness will choose the colour of the button. 1508 01:26:02,898 --> 01:26:06,629 lf His Highness survives, the game will proceed further. 1509 01:26:08,403 --> 01:26:13,397 So.. red, green, blue or yellow. - Blue. 1510 01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:15,069 Royal blue. - How nice! 1511 01:26:15,343 --> 01:26:17,436 So, press blue. 1512 01:26:24,085 --> 01:26:25,950 Rescued, Brother-in-law. 1513 01:26:26,021 --> 01:26:27,079 Scoundrel survived. 1514 01:26:27,355 --> 01:26:28,413 Thank you. 1515 01:26:28,523 --> 01:26:30,889 Now Gokhle, your turn. 1516 01:26:33,428 --> 01:26:35,658 Sorry. - Choose the colour. 1517 01:26:36,031 --> 01:26:38,363 'Vande Mataram.' 1518 01:26:38,567 --> 01:26:39,625 'Long live youngsters, long live the farmers.' 1519 01:26:39,701 --> 01:26:41,396 That's not a colour. - ldiot. 1520 01:26:41,469 --> 01:26:45,405 The motto of my country. Green. 1521 01:26:47,409 --> 01:26:48,467 Green. 1522 01:26:51,813 --> 01:26:53,940 See, his country saved him. 1523 01:26:55,483 --> 01:26:58,043 Mona darling, how is it hurting? 1524 01:26:58,119 --> 01:27:00,383 How are you feeling now? No one can save you today. 1525 01:27:00,455 --> 01:27:02,685 Khandar, who do you think you are? 1526 01:27:02,791 --> 01:27:04,122 Release me, and l'll show you. 1527 01:27:04,426 --> 01:27:06,656 Just leave me, you scoundrel. 1528 01:27:06,761 --> 01:27:08,888 Yellow is the colour for your beloved. 1529 01:27:08,997 --> 01:27:10,055 Monu. 1530 01:27:10,131 --> 01:27:11,826 Stop this love story. 1531 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,834 There was once a king, and a queen. 1532 01:27:21,810 --> 01:27:24,540 She survived too.. the rogue. 1533 01:27:26,615 --> 01:27:28,981 What about you now, Jolly? 1534 01:27:30,452 --> 01:27:32,420 You took my Rs.5 million. 1535 01:27:32,487 --> 01:27:33,681 Now take my bomb. 1536 01:27:34,489 --> 01:27:38,050 What colour do you want, Jolly? - Red. 1537 01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:39,524 Red colour. 1538 01:27:41,763 --> 01:27:43,424 Do you have a last wish? 1539 01:27:43,531 --> 01:27:45,624 Yes sir, please untie my hands. 1540 01:27:45,734 --> 01:27:47,929 Clint, untie his hands. 1541 01:27:48,003 --> 01:27:49,470 Open his hands. 1542 01:27:49,571 --> 01:27:50,970 l have a big heart. 1543 01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:53,999 l've expanded my heart. 1544 01:27:54,175 --> 01:27:56,109 He's a jolly good fellow. 1545 01:27:56,177 --> 01:27:57,838 He's a jolly good fellow. 1546 01:27:58,513 --> 01:28:01,539 Thank you for untying my hands. 1547 01:28:01,616 --> 01:28:03,743 But, you made a huge mistake. 1548 01:28:05,553 --> 01:28:06,679 Jolly, what are you doing? 1549 01:28:06,888 --> 01:28:08,879 Pinakin, press the button. 1550 01:28:09,190 --> 01:28:10,452 Press the button. 1551 01:28:10,959 --> 01:28:12,017 Press the button. 1552 01:28:25,140 --> 01:28:26,198 How is that possible? 1553 01:28:26,541 --> 01:28:28,668 Explosive of the internal mistake all wrong. 1554 01:28:28,877 --> 01:28:31,004 Did you prepare the bomb properly or not? 1555 01:28:31,112 --> 01:28:32,807 l don't understand what the problem is. 1556 01:28:32,914 --> 01:28:35,212 l'll see what the problem is. - No. 1557 01:28:35,483 --> 01:28:37,144 Let's check the bomb. Come on. Let me check the bomb. 1558 01:28:37,218 --> 01:28:39,118 Okay, just a minute. Wait. 1559 01:28:39,487 --> 01:28:42,547 What is the problem? - Wait. 1560 01:28:42,891 --> 01:28:44,756 l tell you there's a problem in the circuit. 1561 01:28:44,859 --> 01:28:45,917 Then short circuit it. 1562 01:28:46,027 --> 01:28:48,018 Oh, boom, boom, boom and not ping, ping, ping. 1563 01:28:48,229 --> 01:28:50,493 l've done a PhD in Chemistry and not electronics. 1564 01:28:50,665 --> 01:28:51,893 Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. 1565 01:28:52,100 --> 01:28:53,158 l'm quite experienced. 1566 01:28:53,234 --> 01:28:55,225 l've worked in Atomic Bhabha Research Centre. 1567 01:28:55,570 --> 01:28:57,561 Homi Bhabha. - Ali Baba. 1568 01:28:58,973 --> 01:29:01,498 Let me try. Let me try. lt is my bomb. 1569 01:29:01,576 --> 01:29:05,103 Pressing, but nothing happening. - Press. - Give that to me. 1570 01:29:05,580 --> 01:29:08,071 l.. l 1571 01:29:09,517 --> 01:29:11,075 Jolly, the bomb is about to explode. 1572 01:29:11,252 --> 01:29:12,583 Just a minute. 1573 01:29:13,521 --> 01:29:14,579 lt's my bomb. 1574 01:29:15,523 --> 01:29:16,990 l'm the maker. 1575 01:29:17,192 --> 01:29:20,821 No, sir. l'm the Maker. Jolly Maker. 1576 01:29:21,730 --> 01:29:24,528 Wait.. 1577 01:29:28,870 --> 01:29:31,566 What's happening? - The surroundings are familiar. 1578 01:29:31,639 --> 01:29:34,199 Tell me.. are we dead or alive? 1579 01:29:34,275 --> 01:29:35,606 Wanted dead or alive. 1580 01:29:36,211 --> 01:29:38,839 You know, this time we added less chlorine. 1581 01:29:38,913 --> 01:29:40,608 Look. lsn't it? 1582 01:29:41,049 --> 01:29:42,744 We won't die, but we won't survive either. 1583 01:29:42,851 --> 01:29:43,909 Oh, no children. 1584 01:29:44,119 --> 01:29:45,177 Come, let's have pizza. 1585 01:29:45,253 --> 01:29:46,686 Vegetarian pizza, bitter gourd, mushroom.. 1586 01:29:46,755 --> 01:29:49,121 Remember.. - Hey guys. 1587 01:29:50,225 --> 01:29:53,752 Correct. Hey cops. - Arrest them. 1588 01:29:54,562 --> 01:29:56,996 Take them away. 1589 01:30:00,902 --> 01:30:02,233 General. General. - Sir. 1590 01:30:02,303 --> 01:30:04,100 Have you seen Monica Gokhle? 1591 01:30:04,205 --> 01:30:05,570 Monica Gokhle? No, sir. l haven't. 1592 01:30:08,710 --> 01:30:09,768 Thank you. 1593 01:30:11,646 --> 01:30:14,206 lnspector, have you see Monica Gokhle. 1594 01:30:14,315 --> 01:30:15,680 Sir, l haven't seen Monica Gokhle. 1595 01:30:22,323 --> 01:30:23,654 Monu. 1596 01:30:23,858 --> 01:30:25,655 Monu. Monu. 1597 01:30:25,894 --> 01:30:27,327 Monu, what happened, Monu? 1598 01:30:28,596 --> 01:30:29,824 lt's all my fault. 1599 01:30:30,899 --> 01:30:33,333 l'm sorry, Monu. l'm really sorry. 1600 01:30:34,602 --> 01:30:36,331 l don't want to be a RAW agent. 1601 01:30:37,138 --> 01:30:39,698 l just want to be with you forever, Monu. 1602 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:46,338 l love you. 1603 01:30:47,682 --> 01:30:49,809 l love you. - l love you too. 1604 01:30:51,352 --> 01:30:55,152 Monu, seeing your condition reminds me of mummy. 1605 01:30:56,624 --> 01:30:58,717 Mummy? - Those Egyptian mummies. 1606 01:31:00,028 --> 01:31:01,723 Jolly. - Just a minute. 1607 01:31:05,633 --> 01:31:08,363 Monu. Sorry. 1608 01:31:08,636 --> 01:31:10,695 Monu, you're safe. 1609 01:31:11,372 --> 01:31:12,930 Had breakfast? 1610 01:31:13,141 --> 01:31:14,665 Breakfast. 1611 01:31:42,871 --> 01:31:45,704 Chew some fruit and nut. 1612 01:31:53,147 --> 01:31:54,205 Fruit and nut. 1613 01:31:56,751 --> 01:31:58,013 Fruit and nut. 1614 01:32:00,755 --> 01:32:02,347 Fruit and nut. 1615 01:32:08,162 --> 01:32:09,220 Chew some.. 1616 01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:10,888 Chew some.. 1617 01:32:11,232 --> 01:32:12,756 Chew some.. 1618 01:32:12,867 --> 01:32:15,335 Chew some fruit and nut. 1619 01:32:15,403 --> 01:32:17,371 Fruit and nut. 1620 01:32:17,438 --> 01:32:23,434 lt's hanging. lt's dangling.. your fate. 1621 01:32:24,779 --> 01:32:26,713 lt's hanging. lt's dangling. 1622 01:32:26,848 --> 01:32:31,751 lt's totally confused, your fate. 1623 01:32:31,819 --> 01:32:39,351 You're sentimental, and making your fate mental, 1624 01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:41,394 Your hands are on the ground. 1625 01:32:41,462 --> 01:32:43,327 And feet up on the ground. 1626 01:32:43,398 --> 01:32:45,195 Your hands are on the ground. 1627 01:32:45,300 --> 01:32:47,291 And feet up on the ground. 1628 01:32:47,402 --> 01:32:51,304 Chill dude! Take a chill-pill. Take a shortcut. 1629 01:32:51,406 --> 01:32:54,034 Quickly, fast. 1630 01:32:54,142 --> 01:32:56,167 Chew some fruit and nut. 1631 01:32:56,277 --> 01:32:57,835 Quickly, fast. 1632 01:32:57,946 --> 01:32:59,846 Chew some fruit and nut. 1633 01:32:59,948 --> 01:33:01,745 Quickly, fast. 1634 01:33:01,816 --> 01:33:03,807 Chew some.. 1635 01:33:04,118 --> 01:33:07,246 Chew some.. 1636 01:33:07,355 --> 01:33:09,823 Chew some.. 1637 01:33:09,891 --> 01:33:13,486 Stopped sleeping, but didn't wake up. 1638 01:33:13,761 --> 01:33:16,753 He raced, but didn't run. 1639 01:33:17,432 --> 01:33:19,400 Stopped sleeping, but didn't wake up. 1640 01:33:19,467 --> 01:33:21,162 He raced, but didn't run. 1641 01:33:24,505 --> 01:33:25,767 No matter how careful he is.. 1642 01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:28,308 ..he still sees stars in broad daylight. 1643 01:33:28,409 --> 01:33:29,774 No matter how careful he is.. 1644 01:33:29,844 --> 01:33:32,210 ..he still sees stars in broad daylight. 1645 01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:34,214 Chill dude! Take a chill-pill. Take a shortcut. 1646 01:33:34,315 --> 01:33:36,306 Chill dude! Take a chill-pill. Take a shortcut. 1647 01:33:36,417 --> 01:33:39,079 Quickly, fast. 1648 01:33:39,253 --> 01:33:41,221 Chew some fruit and nut. 1649 01:33:41,322 --> 01:33:42,914 Quickly, fast. 1650 01:33:43,024 --> 01:33:44,924 Chew some fruit and nut. 1651 01:33:45,026 --> 01:33:46,789 Quickly, fast. 1652 01:33:46,861 --> 01:33:48,852 Chew some.. 1653 01:33:48,930 --> 01:33:51,330 Quickly, fast. - Right there! 113496