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- There's the mountain.
- I never thought we'd make it.
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These ruins gotta be close. Let's go!
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This is it! Come on, let's get started.
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My God, that's it. We found it!
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The lost horse of the first Tang emperor,
buried in the 7th century.
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- The discovery of a lifetime.
- It's worth a fortune!
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- Is the horse stowed safely below?
- Don't worry, I sent it ahead to my wife.
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Your wife?
I thought we agreed to take it with us.
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It's safer this way. Let's ship out
before the storm gets worse.
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Son of a...!
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Next item, lot number 123,
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a guardian horse
from the ancient Tang dynasty.
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One of a pair,
it's the only known existing statue.
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Another was rumoured
to have been found but never surfaced.
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We'll start the bidding with $20 million.
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$20 million! To think there
might be another one out there!
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I wonder where it could be?
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What sort of person would have it?
I wonder what their story is?
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Here's the story of a lovely lady
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Who was bringing upthree very lovely girls
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All of them had hair of goldlike their mother
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The youngest one in curls
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It's the story of a man named Brady
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Who was busywith three boys of his own
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They were four men living all together
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Yet they were all alone
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Till the one daywhen the lady met this fellow
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And they knewthat it was much more than a hunch
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That this groupmust somehow form a family
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That's the waywe all became the Brady Bunch
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The Brady Bunch
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The Brady Bunch
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That's the waywe became the Brady Bunch
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I love the last day of school.
So many boys wrote in my yearbook.
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Lucky I ordered one with extra pages.
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- That's nice, Marcia.
- Clark Tyson even wrote in French.
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"M�nage � trois."
I bet that means "You're the most".
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- Did any boys write in your yearbook?
- Sure, lots of boys did.
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Let's see.
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- But, Jan, I don't see any messages.
- Oh, well... Here's one.
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"Two, four, six, eight, wear your
retainer and your teeth will get straight."
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You're not supposed to have
your orthodontist on your yearbook!
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Here's one from my optometrist!
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You're saying there's a wire you
plug into your TV to get 50 channels?
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Sorry, but you have to get up
pretty early to fool Mike Brady!
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Cable!
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- How's that drawing coming, champ?
- Not so good, Mom.
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Why do I have to work in Dad's
architecture firm this summer?
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Tommy's dad's a fireman,
so he hangs out at the station.
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And Eddie's dad's a boxer, so
he mops up all the blood and the sweat.
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Who do you think designed
that firehouse and that gym?
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- You mean...
- An architect, just like your father.
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As an architect, you could design
a building where they build...
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- ...rockets that fly to the moon.
- The moon? Wow!
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What if I'm not good enough?
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I drew a picture of our house
and it turned out lousy.
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It's not bad for a first try.
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If you keep practising,
you'll be as good as your father.
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Thanks, Mom. I will.
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- Looks delicious, Alice.
- Mr Brady!
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So, we're all set
for the party on Saturday.
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I've rented the tables
and I've ordered the meat from Sam.
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Sam is so thoughtful.
He promised me his special tube steak.
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That's great, Alice.
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This will be Mrs Brady's best
anniversary present ever.
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I thought a wedding ceremony to renew
our vows would be the perfect surprise.
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Quiet! Here comes you-know-who.
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Make sure she doesn't suspect
you-know-what.
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Make sure which you-know-who
doesn't suspect what?
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Nothing! Just what you-know-who
is doing for you-know-whom...
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...on their you-know-what.
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Mike? You weren't talking about
my anniversary gift, were you?
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Anniversary gift!
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You're silly!
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Hey, everybody! Peter just gave me
his old detective kit.
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Kitty Karry-All and I are his assistants.
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Is there anything
you'd like me to find, Alice?
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How about my girlish figure?
I haven't seen that in about 20 years.
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- Oh, Alice!
- Oh, Alice!
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- Let's look for some fingerprints, Cindy.
- OK.
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I know where they could find
my fingerprints, Mr Brady.
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Hey! Watch out!
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Kids! What do they know about life?
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- New outfit?
- My funky new threads.
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As a man, you have to have it goin' on
in a far-out kinda way.
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- When you're a man?
- Yeah.
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I'm going to see if there's something
heavy happenin'. Bye, Mike.
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Mike?
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Halt! Reverse march, Private Brady.
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Greg, it's...
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It may be the fad to call parents
by their first names,
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- but I'd still like to be known as "Dad".
- Sorry, Dad.
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I'll be a senior next year
and we need to make some changes.
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In fact, I'd like to talk to you
about something.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm moving into the attic.
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You're what?
Who said you could do that?
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- Dad.
- But I need my own room, too!
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Get hip, Marcia. I'm a man now,
so I get to have my own pad.
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Get with the times, Greg!
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There's a new thing called women's lib.
It means women get what they want.
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- I'm not backing down.
- Neither am I.
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OK, then. I guess
there's only one way to settle this.
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OK. Your turn.
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No problem.
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Careful, Marcia. Your bracelet!
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- Good job, Marcia!
- Watch out!
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Oh, my nose!
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Oh, no! The horse. It's ruined!
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Jan! What are you doing?
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Hey! Let's bring it down
to a dull roar, here.
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What happened here?
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Oh, kids! You know
how grape juice stains.
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I'm donating this to my
women's club charity auction.
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- Alice, could you take it to be cleaned?
- Sure, Mrs Brady.
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Side saddle or bareback?
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Hold it, kids!
You all have some explaining to do.
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- It's really...
- Jan...
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...the attic, so...
...downstairs...
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One at a time!
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I'll go first, because I'm the prettiest.
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We built the house of cards
to decide who gets the attic.
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It isn't fair that Greg gets the attic
just because he's a boy.
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It's not fair to give it to Marcia
just because she's a girl.
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Quiet... Quiet!
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We have to stick together or we'll
fall apart, like that house of cards.
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A deck consists of 52 cards.
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If the hearts didn't work with
the diamonds, spades with clubs,
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then how could we play gin rummy?
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So, in keeping with
the spirit of togetherness,
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I'm sure you know the right thing to do.
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- Maybe you'd better tell them.
- Why, share the attic, of course.
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- Share the attic!
- You've gotta be kidding!
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Sharing and togetherness
is what this family is all about.
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I'll get it.
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Remember, we're the Bradys.
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And there's nothing in this world
that can split us apart.
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- Can I help you?
- I'm looking for Carol Brady.
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My name's Roy Martin. I'm her husband.
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- Honey, are you all right?
- Honey, are you all right?
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I'm all right.
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Kids, take a seat and give
your mother a little breathing room.
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Right over here.
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Roy?
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You were lost at sea so many
years ago, I thought you were...
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Dead, stiff, rotting? Gone to
that archaeological dig in the sky?
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I almost was. But the thought
of my family back home,
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that's what kept me going.
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My three girls.
All of them with hair of gold.
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Like their mother.
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Marcia...
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...Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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You have grown up to be so gorgeous!
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I know.
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And Jan, my dear Jan...
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Isn't Marcia gorgeous?
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And the littlest.
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Sandy!
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Cindy.
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Thindy?
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Daddy's sorry, Daddy had amnesia.
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But don't be upset,
because... Daddy's back!
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Hate to rain on your parade,
but Daddy's already here.
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I'm Mike Brady
and Carol and I are married.
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Of course. I'm sorry, Mark.
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I couldn't expect a woman as beautiful
as Carol to remain single very long.
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Oh, Carol...
You haven't changed a bit.
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Hey, same pantsuit, too!
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But... Roy, I hardly recognise you.
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You look so...
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...not like you.
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I know, Carol, I do look different.
Ever since... the accident.
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Accident?
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An elephant stepped on my face
in Kuala Lumpur.
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- Wow!
- An elephant? Wow!
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The surgeons did all they could, but...
Gosh, you must find me hideous.
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Hideous? No.
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But you look taller than I remember
and your voice sounds different.
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Really? Is that true, Roy?
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I was put on the rack in Singapore,
that stretched me about half a foot.
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But it was a small price to pay
to save a colony of nuns.
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And a man's voice changes, Carol,
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if that man feels the sorrow of being
away from the ones he loves too long.
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Oh, Roy! It really is you.
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I heard the bell. Do we have company?
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This is Roy, Mrs Brady's first husband.
He's not dead, as we originally thought.
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Nice to meet you...
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He's a hunk, huh?
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I mean, a hunk of meatloaf...
meatloaf sandwiches in the kitchen...
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I rushed back as soon as I came out
of the coma in that Siberian hospital.
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You've hardly eaten a thing.
Don't you like meatloaf?
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It's delicious.
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You don't mind if I ask you
what your plans are, now you're alive?
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To be honest, all that's on my mind...
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...is getting in touch with
the things I left behind.
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Oh, I see.
196
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I don't want to impose on you
any more tonight,
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so I'll find a fleabag motel to stay in...
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Can't Mr Martin stay with us?
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It'd be great to have a real
adventurer in the house.
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Mike?
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Kids, remember what I said
earlier about togetherness?
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A family is only as strong as
the glue that holds that family together.
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As an architect,
I've learned that...
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...a house isn't just fake panelling,
shag carpeting and Formica.
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And as long as the glue that
holds that house together is strong...
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Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt, but...
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Doin' a fly-by here.
I'm having trouble following you.
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Really? Well, what I'm saying is,
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there's always room
for one more in the Brady house.
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I insist that you stay
here as our guest.
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You can take my den
as long as you need it.
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You want me to stay?
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I can't tell you
how much that means to me.
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- Thank you, Mark.
- Mike.
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Here we go.
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Jan, why don't you wear
your glasses any more?
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Glasses made me look positively goofy.
218
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But these new contact lenses
help me to look ultra-glamorous.
219
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,688
Who has the toothpaste?
220
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I wanna get up early
and hang out with Mr Martin.
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- He's really groovy.
- And he's my dad.
222
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You're so lucky, Jan.
Well, except for your eyesight.
223
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And your teeth. And your freckles.
224
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And that towel hanging from your braces.
225
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,335
Where are you going?
226
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Downstairs, to talk to the only person
in this house who might understand me.
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I'm in!
228
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They bought everything...
229
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...including the largest collection
of kitsch 70s memorabilia I've ever seen.
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Anyway, I haven't found the horse yet.
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No, I am not going to ask where it is!
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We're talking $20 million.
I don't want to tip anybody off.
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Call the buyer and make sure
he's agreed to our price.
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I'll take care of my part.
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- I gotta go.
- Daddy?
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He's upstairs. I mean...
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...what is it... pumpkin?
238
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,803
I need to talk to you about
something super-important.
239
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,764
I don't know
who else I can ask.
240
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:21,727
Well, all right. Shoot.
241
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,980
- Can I sit on your lap?
- What?
242
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:28,066
I mean... Why not?
243
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,655
You sure did grow
since Daddy's been away.
244
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,285
Now, what's on your mind?
245
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:41,830
- It's about... boys.
- Oh, God.
246
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:46,752
I don't think Daddy is up
to talking to you about that.
247
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,588
You could ask your brothers or sisters.
248
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:55,302
They just laugh at me. I want to know,
how do I get a boyfriend?
249
00:18:55,511 --> 00:19:01,266
Well, sweetheart, the only way
you're gonna get a boyfriend...
250
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,310
...is to make one up.
251
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:09,608
Make one up. Of course!
I'll make up an imaginary boyfriend,
252
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:14,571
and Marcia - and everyone else -
will see how popular I am.
253
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,491
Oh, thanks Daddy!
254
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,839
I'm glad Mom and Dad
didn't invite Roy to stay up here.
255
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,757
It's crowded enough.
256
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:40,722
I'm not any happier about this than you.
We just have to make the best of it.
257
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:47,271
I can't believe I have to share
my far-out pad with my sister.
258
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,378
One,
259
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,088
two,
260
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,923
three,
261
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,050
four...
262
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,052
...four...
263
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,972
...four...
264
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,892
...four...
265
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,562
- Marcia?
- Yes, Greg.
266
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,900
I mean... What?
267
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:38,405
I was just wondering,
if Roy is really Mom's husband...
268
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:43,118
- Does that mean...
- We're not brother and sister?
269
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,750
Good book?
270
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,461
What's it about?
271
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:58,175
Why don't you put down your needlepoint
and I'll act it out for you?
272
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,427
Oh, Mike!
273
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:12,731
Honey, did you just have
the same dream I had?
274
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:18,195
I'm afraid so. Now Roy's shown up,
everything's so confusing.
275
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:21,448
Our family's been through
tough times before.
276
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:26,662
Remember when the kids couldn't agree
what to buy with the trading stamps?
277
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,958
- A sewing machine or a row boat?
- I remember.
278
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:35,045
In the end, we got a new TV,
something we could all enjoy.
279
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:38,173
I'm sure this will work out just like that.
280
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:43,595
- We'll get a new TV?
- No, we don't really need one.
281
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,807
I love you, Mike.
282
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:52,020
But I married Roy first and I promised
to love, honour and obey him.
283
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,857
A Brady always keeps a promise.
284
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,442
Oh, Mike. What are we gonna do?
285
00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:00,404
It seems complicated,
286
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:04,491
but I'll soon get a firm grasp
on the situation.
287
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:10,080
There's something I'd like to
get a firm grasp on, Mr Brady.
288
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:18,088
My name is Roy Martin.I'm her husband.
289
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:28,682
- Here you go, Peter.
- Thanks, Alice.
290
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:34,062
Can Kitty Karry-All and I help you bake
Mom and Dad's special wedding cake?
291
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:38,775
Cindy, when are you going to learn
that your doll is not a real person?
292
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:44,198
It's time you grew up and played
with important things like hair clips.
293
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,367
I'm gonna need all the help I can get.
294
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:52,664
I'm gonna make a three-tiered cake
and on top a bride and groo...
295
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:56,627
...Groovy day, isn't it, Mrs Brady?
Coffee?
296
00:22:56,835 --> 00:23:01,131
- Thanks, Alice. Hi, kids.
- Morning!
297
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,842
Will Mr Martin join us for breakfast?
298
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:07,012
I tried to wake him
and he told me to stuff it.
299
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:10,224
He must think we're having turkey.
300
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,559
Jan, why aren't you eating?
301
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:17,606
Are the blueberries stuck
in your braces again? Let me help.
302
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:22,027
That's not it. I'm watching my figure
for my new boyfriend.
303
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:25,948
- New boyfriend? Well, that's news.
- I'll say!
304
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:30,285
- What's his name?
- His name... is George.
305
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:34,414
- George what?
- George...
306
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:36,542
...Tropicana.
307
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,587
What a nice name! Is he Cuban?
308
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:45,259
No, I mean Glass. George Glass.
309
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:49,012
That's funny. I've never heard
of a George Glass at our school.
310
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:53,058
He's a transfer student.
He came in the last week of school.
311
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:57,437
He's really good-looking
and he thinks I'm super-cool.
312
00:23:57,646 --> 00:24:00,482
Sure, Jan.
313
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,652
- Marcia, I'll drive us to the rec centre.
- Great.
314
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:07,322
Remember, you two. No fooling around.
315
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:16,081
If you have to be at the rec centre soon,
there's no time to dilly-dally.
316
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,793
Have fun!
317
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,088
- Yeah.
- Hey, Mr Martin.
318
00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:27,593
Can you show me some things
from your expeditions?
319
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,262
- What are these?
- Nunchucks.
320
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,765
Martial arts weapon. Stand back.
321
00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:49,489
- Neat-o!
- You like 'em?
322
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:52,117
- Knock yourself out.
- Thanks.
323
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:56,079
- There you are, Peter.
- Look what Mr Martin gave me.
324
00:24:56,288 --> 00:25:00,083
- Could I stay home today?
- With Mr Martin?
325
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:03,003
But this is your first day at the office.
326
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:06,798
I'd like a little quiet time here
all on my own.
327
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,384
Well, all right.
328
00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:14,056
Hurry up, you don't want to be tardy
your first day on the job.
329
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:17,768
- Thanks for the neat stuff, Mr Martin.
- No problem.
330
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,104
You seem to be having
quite an effect on Peter.
331
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:26,193
Like I always say, "Veni, vidi, vici".
I came, I saw, I conquered.
332
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:30,030
Like I always say, "Caveat emptor".
333
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:33,909
Doesn't that mean, "Buyer beware"?
334
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,829
Yes. Yes, it does.
335
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:03,355
OK. Two cokes for two groovy chicks.
336
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:06,942
Either of you want a hot wiener
to go with that?
337
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,194
No...
338
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,322
Thanks for the tip!
339
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:15,868
Hello. This is George Glass.
340
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:19,830
Would you please page
the very beautiful Jan Brady...
341
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:24,251
...and tell her to call her boyfriend,
George Glass?
342
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,462
You will? Thank you.
343
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:36,763
- Hi, Marcia. Working on your tan?
- M-hm.
344
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:39,016
- Attention...
- Listen, Marcia!
345
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:43,187
- What?
- Will the very beautiful Jan Brady...
346
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:51,195
Go away!
347
00:26:52,863 --> 00:26:56,158
Did you hear?
George Glass was trying to page me.
348
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:58,577
Honestly, Jan!
349
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:02,539
I'm going for a dip.
350
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,461
Kids, listen to me.
351
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,756
You behave. I'll be right over here.
352
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,425
Mrs Cummings! Hi!
353
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:16,970
Jan! How are you doing?
How's your summer going?
354
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:20,516
It's fine, except...
355
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,685
What is it, Jan? You can tell me.
356
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:27,439
School's out, but I'm still
your guidance counsellor.
357
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:32,152
I've been telling people something
that isn't the total truth.
358
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:37,449
- I wanna know if that's OK.
- You have to be true to yourself, Jan.
359
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:41,537
If other people don't like it,
it can be a real drag.
360
00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:47,417
But I say, if it makes you feel better
to have a little mystery about yourself,
361
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,795
then you go, girl!
362
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:54,216
Gee, thanks!
That makes me feel a whole lot better.
363
00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:58,554
Momma, she's teasing me again!
364
00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,890
I've told you not to fight with your sister!
365
00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:05,894
But she started it,
only she never gets yelled at.
366
00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:10,274
Everybody loves Moesha.
Moesha, Moesha, Moesha!
367
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:17,948
Hey, Brent! Hey, Jason!
Any safety infractions today?
368
00:28:18,157 --> 00:28:23,912
- Look, Jay, it's Snackboy.
- Run and get me a Fresca, Brady.
369
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:29,459
- You guys are nutty.
- Jay! Look, coming up the ladder.
370
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,545
Good sighting, dude.
371
00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,764
OK, fellas.
372
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:46,894
Time to see the master at work.
373
00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:50,647
That boy's out there.
374
00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:54,109
Parents must have done
serious drugs in the 70s.
375
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,001
Hey, there, foxy lady.
376
00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:14,004
- Marcia!
- Greg!
377
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:20,594
- I gotta go.
- Me, too.
378
00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:32,731
And this is where we display our models.
Look, this one's mine.
379
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:36,318
Everything's miniaturised,
trees, car, people,
380
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:39,321
potato-sack racing in the back yard.
381
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,659
- Peter?
- Neat, Dad.
382
00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:46,411
Let me show you my office.
383
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:48,705
Mike, where's that boy of yours?
384
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:54,336
Peter, you remember my boss,
Mr Phillips.
385
00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:56,797
Nice to see you again, Mr Phillips.
386
00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:01,301
- Hospital.
- Hospital?
387
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:07,182
I'm almost done with those hospital
blueprints. You can have them by five.
388
00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:11,854
Dad, I think I hit him on the head
with these. I'm sorry.
389
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:15,774
- Drumsticks are not toys.
- Not drumsticks, weapons.
390
00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:18,151
Weapons are not toys, either.
391
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:23,740
- I'm going to have to confiscate these.
- But they were a gift.
392
00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:27,911
A gift is a good thing when the giver
gives thought to the gift.
393
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:33,375
When the gift the giver gives gives grief,
that gift should give the givee regrets.
394
00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:39,173
Now, let's get working on
those hospital plans for Mr Phillips.
395
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:48,348
...149, 150, 151.
396
00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:52,853
Gosh! I never knew I had
this many hairs on the back of my hand.
397
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:56,565
Bobby! Bobby!
Something terrible has happened.
398
00:30:56,773 --> 00:31:00,110
- What is it?
- Kitty Karry-All is missing.
399
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:04,114
- Really? This is super!
- What do you mean, super?
400
00:31:04,323 --> 00:31:08,785
This is our first real case.
Wherever that doll is, we'll find her.
401
00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:12,789
You look under that bed, I'll get this one.
402
00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:25,886
- She's not under here...
- Not here, either. Hi, Mr Martin.
403
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:29,932
You kids scared the sh...
...the heck out of me.
404
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,060
We're looking for Kitty Karry-All
with Bobby's detective kit.
405
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:37,481
- I'm a private dick.
- Nah, too easy.
406
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:42,694
Look, here's 20 bucks.
Go buy a magic kit and disappear.
407
00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:45,948
- Gee, thanks!
- Wait! On second thoughts...
408
00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:49,701
...maybe you can help.
I'm looking for a horse.
409
00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:55,374
A horth? In the houthe? Mommy
wouldn't allow a horth in the houthe.
410
00:31:57,042 --> 00:32:00,921
It's cute. Very cute...
No, it's a sculpture of a horse.
411
00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:07,553
- You mean the one we messed up?
- What do you mean, you messed up?
412
00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:11,723
- There was an accident.
- An accident? Where's the horse?
413
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:18,063
Well, we sent it to the antiques store
on Sherwood Avenue to be cleaned.
414
00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:22,442
Oh, Sherwood Avenue?
All right. Thanks, Jan. Thanks, Peter.
415
00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:28,407
Here's another 20 bucks.
Get yourselves to The Gap, fast.
416
00:32:36,707 --> 00:32:39,793
- Oh, can I borrow your car, Bobby?
- I'm Greg.
417
00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:42,546
- Whatever.
- Where do you need to go?
418
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:47,593
- To get something for your mother.
- We need to get mom a present, too.
419
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:50,179
We'll go to the shopping centre.
420
00:32:50,387 --> 00:32:52,472
- Did you get it?
- No problem.
421
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:55,809
Here it is.
Clean as new and just as heavy.
422
00:32:56,018 --> 00:33:01,356
I haven't had 30Ibs of horse
since Sam had a health inspection.
423
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:02,983
Oh, Alice!
424
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:09,573
- And Greg's a really great driver.
- Yeah, this'll be great.
425
00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:13,368
- See you later, Alice.
- Have a nice neigh!
426
00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:17,706
- Bye, Alice.
- No, wait!
427
00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:09,049
Where's Roy?
428
00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:12,803
Hey! Over here! Taxi!
429
00:35:07,858 --> 00:35:10,068
Whoops!
430
00:35:22,331 --> 00:35:25,417
I'm on to you, Mr Roy Martin.
431
00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:31,548
He likes exotic foods.
No wonder he didn't want my meatloaf.
432
00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:36,553
Maybe if I put these in his supper,
his appetite will come back.
433
00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:57,491
After 15 years at the same salon,
my hairstylist went out of business.
434
00:35:57,699 --> 00:36:01,870
I can believe it.
You relax, Sergio is here for you.
435
00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:06,208
I'll give you a whole new look.
Everything's going to be different.
436
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:10,546
But I don't want everything different.
I love Mike.
437
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:15,843
- Who's Mike?
- I'm sorry. Mike's my husband.
438
00:36:16,051 --> 00:36:18,929
At least, he's one of my husbands.
439
00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:22,850
Interesting! Keep going, get it out.
440
00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:27,104
It looks like I'm still married to Roy,
my first husband.
441
00:36:27,312 --> 00:36:31,275
What kind of person would I be
if I forgot my vows?
442
00:36:31,483 --> 00:36:32,609
Normal.
443
00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:36,822
What should I do if Roy asks
the girls and me to go away with him?
444
00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:41,451
What about Mike? And Bobby?
And Peter? And Greg?
445
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:46,707
- Good God! Three more husbands?
- No, just one too many.
446
00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:52,004
- There's a simple solution. Get divorced.
- Oh, I couldn't!
447
00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:57,092
With your new hairstyle, you'll do lots
of things you never thought you could.
448
00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:01,722
Buckle up, Carol. It's magic time.
449
00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:12,649
- Comb.
- Comb.
450
00:37:13,317 --> 00:37:15,694
- Scissors.
- Scissors.
451
00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:21,366
- Chainsaw.
- Chainsaw.
452
00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:47,142
Sergio? Sergi...
453
00:37:47,351 --> 00:37:49,144
Where's that bald girl?
454
00:37:49,978 --> 00:37:53,899
Well, Mrs Brady.
What do you think of the new you?
455
00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:59,196
I like it!
456
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,831
Still planning for the wedding ceremony?
457
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:12,376
That's right. I thought the organ
would go over there.
458
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:18,507
If things don't straighten out, Mrs Brady
may never see that organ again.
459
00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:25,639
Hey, Dad!
Boy, did we have a far-out time!
460
00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:32,229
I found a groovy present for Mom. A
barrette for me to wear to the wedding.
461
00:38:32,437 --> 00:38:36,608
- I have something I'd like to discuss.
- Is it about where I shop?
462
00:38:36,817 --> 00:38:40,654
Now you mention it,
I have that suit in brown and green.
463
00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:45,200
- I know. You're wearing it.
- So I am.
464
00:38:45,409 --> 00:38:48,787
It's about Peter
and the gift you gave him.
465
00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:50,581
The nunchucks.
466
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:54,376
Shall I tell you
what being a good guest means?
467
00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:58,463
- Could I stop you?
- It means respecting the house rules.
468
00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:03,302
The rules in our house read,
"Do not give lethal weapons to children."
469
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:05,888
What you give to children
comes back to you.
470
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:09,725
Kids are like little people, only younger.
Understood?
471
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:14,062
Absolutely! It'll never happen again.
Thanks, Mark.
472
00:39:14,271 --> 00:39:16,064
- Mike.
- Roy.
473
00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:18,567
- Right.
- Yeah.
474
00:39:23,447 --> 00:39:25,365
- Roy!
- Carol!
475
00:39:25,574 --> 00:39:29,786
I've never been so happy
to see anybody in my life.
476
00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:35,375
- There's something I want to ask you.
- I want to ask you something, too.
477
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:40,088
How do you feel about divor... div... di...
478
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:44,885
Oh, Carol, you're stuttering.
But it only makes you more charming.
479
00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:47,638
You shouldn't flatter me.
480
00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:52,476
A long time ago I sent you something,
that horse from my last journey.
481
00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:57,856
It has no real value but it's a symbol
of our relationship. I need to see it.
482
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:02,653
We did have it,
but we sent it to the auction.
483
00:40:02,861 --> 00:40:07,658
- Christie's? Sotheby's?
- No, my women's club charity auction.
484
00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:11,119
Oh! Well, you have to get it back.
485
00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:16,083
I would if I could,
but I promised them the horse.
486
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:20,254
- And a Brady always keeps a promise.
- Yeah.
487
00:40:20,462 --> 00:40:22,965
There is one thing we could do.
488
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:27,135
You could bid on it yourself, tomorrow.
But... Oh, Roy...
489
00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:32,808
- What do you mean, "Oh, Roy"?
- They're valuing it at fifty dollars.
490
00:40:33,809 --> 00:40:36,019
Fifty dollars?
491
00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:39,481
Fifty dollars and I have it,
free and clear?
492
00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:45,237
Carol, I love you.
493
00:40:53,579 --> 00:40:54,997
Yes! Yes! Yes!
494
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:01,587
- Hey, Mr Martin.
- What can I do for you?
495
00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:05,799
- I'm in a fix. I need advice.
- Put yourself up for adoption.
496
00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:10,512
Dad wants me to be an architect
but I want to be an adventurer like you.
497
00:41:10,721 --> 00:41:14,391
- Mr Martin, what should I do?
- Stop whining.
498
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:19,021
Being top dog is what it's all about.
Show people who's boss.
499
00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:22,774
Even if you have to lie,
cheat, steal or kill.
500
00:41:22,983 --> 00:41:27,529
Without that attitude, I never
would have made it in the big house.
501
00:41:27,738 --> 00:41:31,158
Lie, cheat, steal or kill.
Thanks, Mr Martin.
502
00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:34,328
- Maybe we can play catch later.
- Great idea.
503
00:41:34,536 --> 00:41:36,163
Outta sight!
504
00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:42,669
Troops! Dinner!
505
00:41:42,878 --> 00:41:45,756
Alice, do you have to shout like that?
506
00:41:54,348 --> 00:41:57,434
I wonder who that could be.
507
00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:07,194
- Hi, I've got...
- Flowers for Jan Brady? Thank you.
508
00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,574
They're from my boyfriend,
George Glass.
509
00:42:16,787 --> 00:42:20,749
How did he know
that daisies are my favourite?
510
00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:26,880
- Forgot your change.
- Keep it!
511
00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:34,721
The delivery boy wanted one more look
at the beautiful Jan Brady.
512
00:42:34,930 --> 00:42:37,641
- Isn't that sweet?
- That's nice.
513
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:41,103
I'm curious.
How come George never calls here?
514
00:42:41,311 --> 00:42:42,729
What?
515
00:42:42,938 --> 00:42:49,695
If he's as crazy about you as you say,
the phone would be ringing off the hook.
516
00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:54,199
Well, I'm sure he'll be calling very soon.
517
00:42:55,826 --> 00:42:59,788
- Here we go!
- Meatloaf!
518
00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:05,961
Mr Martin, I noticed you didn't like my
meatloaf so I made something special.
519
00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:11,592
- Spaghetti with mushroom sauce.
- Why, Alice, how thoughtful of you!
520
00:43:13,427 --> 00:43:15,721
Come here, I gotcha now!
521
00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:21,226
This is mm-mm-mmm!
522
00:43:22,311 --> 00:43:25,939
Nothin' says lovin' like
a tummyful of Alice's spaghetti!
523
00:43:27,566 --> 00:43:31,487
- More spaghetti, Mr Martin?
- Mm-hmm!
524
00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:35,240
What kind of mushrooms
did you put in this sauce?
525
00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:39,036
The ones in your room.
I thought you might like 'em.
526
00:43:39,244 --> 00:43:41,997
Some of my mushrooms!
527
00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:45,083
And they smell pretty tasty!
528
00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:48,337
My room?
529
00:43:48,545 --> 00:43:50,464
My mushrooms?
530
00:43:50,672 --> 00:43:53,008
Oh, no.
531
00:43:54,343 --> 00:43:57,846
Roy? Is something wrong?
532
00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:04,228
Roy? Is something wrong?
533
00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:13,403
Oh, my God!
534
00:44:13,612 --> 00:44:16,990
I'm tripping with the Bradys!
535
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:57,531
Roy, are you all right?
536
00:44:57,739 --> 00:45:00,117
The colours were so bright!
537
00:45:00,325 --> 00:45:04,454
And you, and you, and you were there.
And Toto, too!
538
00:45:04,663 --> 00:45:07,624
Oh, I love Toto. Toto!
539
00:45:10,961 --> 00:45:15,340
Let's help Mr Martin to his room.
He obviously needs some rest.
540
00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:18,844
Wait! Where are you taking me?
Auntie Em!
541
00:45:19,428 --> 00:45:22,723
Alice, Mr Martin just fell over at the table.
542
00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:25,976
Was there something wrong
with his dinner?
543
00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:30,814
That's odd. I ate the spaghetti too,
and I feel just fine.
544
00:45:31,023 --> 00:45:35,027
- Well, goodnight, Alice.
- Goodnight, Mrs Brady.
545
00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:39,114
I guess I'll be going to my room now.
546
00:45:47,498 --> 00:45:49,541
Come in.
547
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:53,086
- Hi, Mommy. Hi, Daddy.
- What is it, sweetheart?
548
00:45:53,295 --> 00:45:55,923
I still haven't found Kitty Karry-All.
549
00:45:56,131 --> 00:45:59,635
What if she ran away
and is never coming back?
550
00:45:59,843 --> 00:46:02,054
What am I gonna do without her?
551
00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:05,933
Sometimes growing up
means letting go of things you love.
552
00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:11,355
- I don't wanna let go of Kitty Karry-All.
- Sweetheart, your father's right.
553
00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:16,360
If you don't find her, you'll find
a new doll you love just as much.
554
00:46:16,568 --> 00:46:18,570
No!
555
00:46:19,363 --> 00:46:22,783
There's no way you'd find
another doll as wonderful.
556
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:27,871
- You'd be heartbroken if she left.
- I'm sure she didn't want to leave.
557
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,374
Maybe she didn't have a choice.
558
00:46:30,582 --> 00:46:34,920
Maybe she felt torn between
her love and her sense of duty.
559
00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:38,924
But what if Kitty Karry-All
loves somebody else?
560
00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:46,348
No matter what happens, Kitty Karry-All
will never love anyone else.
561
00:46:46,557 --> 00:46:49,268
Are we talking about
the same Kitty Karry-All?
562
00:46:49,476 --> 00:46:51,395
- Yes.
- Of course.
563
00:46:51,603 --> 00:46:54,106
Now, go and get ready for breakfast.
564
00:46:54,314 --> 00:46:57,067
OK. Thanks, Mommy.
565
00:47:05,242 --> 00:47:10,581
Isn't that something! The light really
does go out when you close the door.
566
00:47:28,098 --> 00:47:31,476
I can't wait for Marcia
to hear me talk to George.
567
00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:34,062
Then she'll have to believe me.
568
00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:40,652
Hullo? I'd like to speak to a live guy,
preferably one named George.
569
00:47:40,861 --> 00:47:46,742
What am I wearing?
A bright red jumper with floral trim.
570
00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:50,037
What do you mean, "Take it off"?
571
00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,626
Oh, George! You're such a card!
572
00:47:55,834 --> 00:48:01,840
Hi, Marcia. Would you like to
talk to George? He just called me.
573
00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:05,177
That's funny. I didn't hear the phone ring.
574
00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:08,931
That's because
I picked it up before it rang.
575
00:48:09,139 --> 00:48:11,934
George and I are so close, we have ESP.
576
00:48:12,142 --> 00:48:13,769
Well, great.
577
00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:17,314
Hello, George?
578
00:48:21,443 --> 00:48:24,571
Hi, George. This is Marcia, Jan's sister.
579
00:48:25,864 --> 00:48:30,828
M�nage � trois?
Well, I'm sure you're the most, too.
580
00:48:31,036 --> 00:48:34,289
Are you coming to our parents'
surprise wedding?
581
00:48:34,498 --> 00:48:38,377
It'll cost extra?
You have to fly in from New York?
582
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,046
That's right, I forgot to tell you.
583
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:45,509
George is in New York on vacation.
He's very continental.
584
00:48:46,552 --> 00:48:50,556
Goodbye, George. Call again soon.
585
00:48:53,350 --> 00:48:55,686
Nice try, Jan.
586
00:49:08,866 --> 00:49:11,660
Mr Martin, are you awake?
587
00:49:11,994 --> 00:49:13,537
Mr Martin?
588
00:49:16,582 --> 00:49:19,126
Where am I?
589
00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:22,045
Right here, in my dad's den.
590
00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:25,340
Sorry to wake you up, but...
591
00:49:26,842 --> 00:49:31,597
...I need your advice.
There's this chick I'm really hung up on.
592
00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:36,059
But she's not exactly
the kind of girl I should be dating.
593
00:49:36,268 --> 00:49:39,521
Sometimes the wrong kind
can be the right kind,
594
00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:42,566
if you know what I mean.
595
00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:45,861
Which you obviously don't.
596
00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:49,072
What's the problem?
Her parents don't like you?
597
00:49:49,281 --> 00:49:53,827
- No! I get along great with her folks.
- Is she promiscuous?
598
00:49:54,036 --> 00:49:58,665
She's editor of the school yearbook,
president of the Davy Jones fan club...
599
00:49:58,874 --> 00:50:03,170
That's not what I meant.
Does she sleep with a lot of people?
600
00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:10,135
She used to sleep with two girls,
but now she just sleeps with me.
601
00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:15,140
Whoa, Greg!
This girl is way too fast for you.
602
00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:20,854
You'd be better off dating somebody
more your speed, like a librarian.
603
00:50:21,063 --> 00:50:24,942
Date somebody else?
That's a great idea!
604
00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:28,320
That's how I'll forget about her.
Thanks, Mr Martin.
605
00:50:28,529 --> 00:50:30,906
Sorry to bother you.
606
00:50:33,116 --> 00:50:35,369
Mr Phillips.
607
00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,663
You can hardly notice that.
608
00:50:37,871 --> 00:50:40,165
Come on, you bozos, get to work.
609
00:50:40,374 --> 00:50:44,378
We're running a business here.
You don't get paid to sit around and loaf.
610
00:50:44,586 --> 00:50:48,423
Would anyone notice if we
mixed him in with the foundations?
611
00:50:48,632 --> 00:50:53,512
- Peter, I'd like a word with you, please.
- Sure, Dad.
612
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,598
Don't let me catch you napping!
613
00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:01,895
Peter, why were you being
so high-handed with those workers?
614
00:51:02,104 --> 00:51:07,818
I'm not letting anybody get in my way,
even if I have to lie, cheat, steal and kill.
615
00:51:08,026 --> 00:51:11,613
Roy says that's what you gotta do
to make it in the big house.
616
00:51:11,822 --> 00:51:15,826
Our house may be small
compared to what Roy's used to, but...
617
00:51:16,034 --> 00:51:19,663
Mike, I think he means prison.
618
00:51:20,873 --> 00:51:24,585
Prison? Roy didn't mention
anything about prison.
619
00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:27,880
- Who's Roy?
- My wife's husband.
620
00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:31,175
I have a funny feeling about him.
621
00:51:31,383 --> 00:51:35,429
Johnny! Keep an eye on Peter.
I've got something to take care of.
622
00:51:35,637 --> 00:51:40,475
My pleasure, Mr Brady.
Fellas! Load up the cement mixer.
623
00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:55,657
Alice, remind me
never to eat your cooking again.
624
00:51:55,866 --> 00:51:57,284
Mr Martin!
625
00:51:57,493 --> 00:52:00,496
- Where's Carol?
- She left for the auction.
626
00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:03,415
They started the auction?
I have to get there!
627
00:52:03,624 --> 00:52:07,794
- I can get you there.
- You? How?
628
00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:12,883
How long have you been driving?
629
00:52:13,091 --> 00:52:17,137
I don't have my licence yet,
just my learner's permit.
630
00:52:17,346 --> 00:52:20,432
I'm so happy I can practise
my driving on you, Daddy!
631
00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:30,567
Oh, no! I lost my contact lens!
632
00:52:30,776 --> 00:52:34,154
- Oh, no!
- What are you doing down there?
633
00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:38,575
There's my turn!
634
00:52:41,328 --> 00:52:44,998
What are you doing?
Get off the sidewalk!
635
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,792
OK!
636
00:52:54,758 --> 00:52:57,386
What an unexpected rainstorm!
637
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:04,893
We'd like to thank Mrs McCormick and
Mrs Plum for donating their mom's vase.
638
00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:13,443
Our next item is a lovely statue
donated by Carol Brady.
639
00:53:13,652 --> 00:53:15,654
One hundred dollars!
640
00:53:16,113 --> 00:53:19,616
- Roy!
- Carol, I need that horse.
641
00:53:19,825 --> 00:53:23,704
- $200.
- Who the hell is that? $250.
642
00:53:23,912 --> 00:53:27,499
Isn't it gorgeous?
The perfect gift for my sixth husband.
643
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:29,751
- Seventh.
- Who's counting?
644
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,004
I must have it. $300.
645
00:53:33,255 --> 00:53:35,841
$1,000.
646
00:53:36,967 --> 00:53:39,720
- $10,000.
- Zsa Zsa!
647
00:53:44,975 --> 00:53:50,647
Hey! This is my room now.
Why aren't you in the attic with Greg?
648
00:53:52,441 --> 00:53:57,070
I don't want to be there.
He's got a date with Kathy Lawrence.
649
00:53:57,279 --> 00:54:02,576
Kathy Lawrence! That's the girl who
became head cheerleader instead of you,
650
00:54:02,784 --> 00:54:05,496
because of Greg's deciding vote.
651
00:54:05,704 --> 00:54:07,915
He can't date her!
652
00:54:08,123 --> 00:54:10,375
But he is!
653
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:15,172
So I'm going on a date, too.
With Warren Mulaney.
654
00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:20,844
Warren Mulaney! That's the boy who
beat out Greg for class president...
655
00:54:21,053 --> 00:54:23,430
...and took his place
on the basketball team.
656
00:54:23,639 --> 00:54:26,892
- You can't date him!
- Says who?
657
00:54:27,768 --> 00:54:31,939
So, it's just too bad
you don't have a date too, Jan.
658
00:54:32,147 --> 00:54:37,528
Oh, but I do have a date... with George.
He's back in town.
659
00:54:37,736 --> 00:54:40,697
Really? That I'd like to see.
660
00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:46,245
- Well, you will.
- If you say so.
661
00:54:48,789 --> 00:54:52,000
And that, there, there... Ten.
662
00:54:52,209 --> 00:54:55,587
- Thank you. Congratulations, Ms Gabor.
- Thank you.
663
00:54:55,796 --> 00:54:59,591
Lucky he ran out of cash.
He made me so mad I want to slap him.
664
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,344
Remember last time you did that?
665
00:55:02,553 --> 00:55:06,598
I wound up on CNN, People Magazine
and David Letterman.
666
00:55:06,807 --> 00:55:09,393
Maybe I should slap someone.
667
00:55:09,601 --> 00:55:13,230
Let's have lunch.
We'll pick up the horse later.
668
00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:16,441
- So, chilli-dogs again?
- No, sausages...
669
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:30,789
Roy, what are you doing?
670
00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:33,167
Doing? Doing with what?
671
00:55:34,543 --> 00:55:39,923
You're carrying this out
to Ms Gabor's car, aren't you?
672
00:55:40,132 --> 00:55:43,468
Well, actually, no.
673
00:55:43,677 --> 00:55:47,264
- Zsa Zsa, she gave it to me.
- Really?
674
00:55:47,472 --> 00:55:54,021
Yeah. When I told her how much
this horse meant to me, to us,
675
00:55:54,229 --> 00:55:57,774
she said she wanted me, us, to have it.
676
00:55:58,609 --> 00:56:02,112
Roy, this horse is very important to you,
isn't it?
677
00:56:02,321 --> 00:56:06,450
Oh yes, Carol.
It symbolises our marriage.
678
00:56:06,658 --> 00:56:09,953
And I am never letting go of it.
679
00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:15,751
Never letting go of it.
680
00:56:20,047 --> 00:56:24,885
Tell that greaseball scumbag
if he does it again I'll break his legs.
681
00:56:25,093 --> 00:56:28,222
Put pressure on him.
Stick his head in the toilet.
682
00:56:28,430 --> 00:56:31,016
Officer? I need you
to check on someone.
683
00:56:31,225 --> 00:56:33,602
We're kind of busy here, thank you.
684
00:56:33,811 --> 00:56:36,396
- It's about the family.
- The Mafia?
685
00:56:36,605 --> 00:56:39,024
- No, the Bradys.
- Bradys? Sorry.
686
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:44,863
A man named Roy Martin may not
have been entirely honest with us.
687
00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:48,575
- He may have spent time in prison.
- Hold that thought.
688
00:56:48,784 --> 00:56:53,789
For Christ's sake, he killed
the babysitter! Find him. Now!
689
00:56:54,706 --> 00:56:57,417
As you can see,
I have a heavy caseload.
690
00:56:57,626 --> 00:57:00,921
I got killers, gang-bangers,
dope-dealers...
691
00:57:01,129 --> 00:57:05,592
- Maybe I can run a check on this guy.
- You will? That's great.
692
00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:09,179
- It'll take about three weeks.
- Three weeks?
693
00:57:09,388 --> 00:57:14,184
The LA Police Department
is famous for protecting its citizens...
694
00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:18,647
...and dispensing even-handed justice.
It'll take you three weeks?
695
00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:23,861
Look, we need his fingerprints.
Do you have something of his?
696
00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:28,073
- Of course not. Why would I?
- I give up.
697
00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:30,742
Wait a minute, Officer!
698
00:57:33,078 --> 00:57:34,413
Will these do?
699
00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:43,839
Marcia and I bet each other a month's
chores over who did the best driving test.
700
00:57:44,047 --> 00:57:50,137
- You seem preoccupied with your sister.
- Well, let's not talk about her.
701
00:57:50,345 --> 00:57:55,934
She's a way-out, happening kinda chick.
You're groovy too, in your own way.
702
00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:59,813
OK. Are you the skinny,
decaf, mochaccino grande?
703
00:58:00,022 --> 00:58:03,567
- Who are you calling skinny?
- It's a drink, Greg.
704
00:58:03,775 --> 00:58:06,403
That's mine, actually.
705
00:58:06,612 --> 00:58:09,239
Marcia! With Warren Mulaney?
706
00:58:09,448 --> 00:58:13,535
It's a free country.
I can go out with anyone I want to.
707
00:58:13,744 --> 00:58:16,163
Is there a problem here, Greg?
708
00:58:16,371 --> 00:58:20,125
No, not at all. Everything's groovy.
709
00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:23,378
- In fact, why don't we sit together?
- Good idea.
710
00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:26,840
- Together?
- Trust me, it's for the best.
711
00:58:29,843 --> 00:58:32,054
Oh, good! They're here!
712
00:58:33,138 --> 00:58:35,516
Come on, George!
713
00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:51,573
- So, what kind of music do you like?
- I'm really into hip-hop.
714
00:58:51,782 --> 00:58:56,036
Hip-hop? Sounds like
something a rabbit listens to.
715
00:59:01,834 --> 00:59:04,127
Oh, George!
716
00:59:04,336 --> 00:59:07,631
A kiss? In public?
717
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,551
You're so romantic!
718
00:59:14,179 --> 00:59:18,308
It must be a performance art kinda thing.
719
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:24,731
Sometimes I wear it in a French twist,
and sometimes just in a ponytail.
720
00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:28,152
Other times, I take
two strands to the back...
721
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,863
...and attach them with a cute clasp.
722
00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:33,782
Tell them how you wash and condition it.
723
00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:47,087
That time we did the Charleston
was the absolute tops!
724
00:59:47,296 --> 00:59:51,758
Marcia, I gotta go.
I'm about to be paged.
725
00:59:52,551 --> 00:59:55,596
- Take me with you!
- Sure.
726
00:59:57,514 --> 01:00:00,851
Bye, Marcia, it's been...
727
01:00:01,852 --> 01:00:04,730
Well, it's been scary.
728
01:00:09,359 --> 01:00:12,571
Oh, no! What about my ride?
729
01:00:15,032 --> 01:00:18,118
Now who's gonna drive me home?
730
01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:22,623
Well, I have my car, Marcia.
731
01:00:37,596 --> 01:00:40,599
Oh, George. Pull yourself together!
732
01:00:44,812 --> 01:00:47,147
Oh, no! They're gone!
733
01:00:47,356 --> 01:00:49,817
Wait for us!
734
01:00:52,945 --> 01:00:55,280
We gotta catch their next show!
735
01:00:56,615 --> 01:01:00,536
- I hope we find Kitty Karry-All.
- What's in that box?
736
01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:04,122
Marcia's trophies
that couldn't fit in the attic.
737
01:01:04,331 --> 01:01:09,086
"Most Popular Girl at Westdale High",
"Most Popular Girl at Summer Camp".
738
01:01:09,294 --> 01:01:12,464
"Girl Most Likely to be Popular
the Rest of her Life".
739
01:01:12,673 --> 01:01:15,008
Look, Marcia's diary.
740
01:01:15,217 --> 01:01:18,512
I bet it's filled with mature,
womanly thoughts.
741
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:25,644
"And some day, my dream of dreams
is to be Mrs Desi Arnaz Jr."
742
01:01:28,105 --> 01:01:30,983
Bobby, look! It's Kitty Karry-All.
743
01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:35,571
I'm so glad I found her!
She must have got in here by mistake.
744
01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:39,908
Not now, Cindy.
I've found something in this old suitcase.
745
01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:42,494
- Something more important.
- What is it?
746
01:01:42,703 --> 01:01:47,624
A picture, I think it was your dad's.
I don't think Roy is really Roy.
747
01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:50,210
He looks like this guy named Trevor.
748
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,298
- Greg.
- Marcia.
749
01:01:54,506 --> 01:01:56,800
- You go first.
- You go first.
750
01:01:57,009 --> 01:02:02,764
I'm really sorry about Kathy Lawrence.
I never should have voted for her.
751
01:02:02,973 --> 01:02:08,312
I realise now that she'll never
have half as much pep as you.
752
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:13,275
Thanks, Greg.
It's really sweet of you to say that.
753
01:02:13,484 --> 01:02:19,198
To be honest, I don't think Warren
Mulaney's that great a basketball player.
754
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:23,202
I'd rather watch you score any day.
755
01:02:27,122 --> 01:02:29,082
Marcia?
756
01:02:31,293 --> 01:02:33,045
Yes, Greg?
757
01:02:33,879 --> 01:02:39,968
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.
758
01:02:53,273 --> 01:02:55,692
- It's terrible!
- What's going on?
759
01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:59,947
- Shadow puppets.
- Right!
760
01:03:00,155 --> 01:03:03,075
- A hippopotamus?
- No time for that.
761
01:03:03,283 --> 01:03:06,328
Greg, Marcia,
there's something fishy going on.
762
01:03:06,537 --> 01:03:08,205
- No, there's not!
- No, there's not!
763
01:03:08,413 --> 01:03:14,086
- Yes, there is. Look what we found.
- Roy lied.
764
01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:20,968
Roy, could we talk for a minute
before we go inside?
765
01:03:21,176 --> 01:03:25,138
I don't know how to say this,
so I'll blurt it out.
766
01:03:25,347 --> 01:03:30,310
- I don't love you the way you love me.
- The way I love you?
767
01:03:30,519 --> 01:03:35,065
Don't say a word.
Getting that horse back today said it all.
768
01:03:35,274 --> 01:03:39,444
You'd like to go back
to the way things were, but I can't.
769
01:03:39,653 --> 01:03:46,326
I have a whole new life here, with Mike.
And the kids. And Alice.
770
01:03:46,535 --> 01:03:50,747
Can you possibly understand that?
771
01:03:50,956 --> 01:03:52,332
Some day...
772
01:03:52,541 --> 01:03:56,295
...somehow, some way...
773
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:59,173
...I'll get by.
774
01:04:01,592 --> 01:04:03,635
Later!
775
01:04:06,221 --> 01:04:12,060
Hey, JD! I've got it! I'll be on my way
as soon as the coast is clear.
776
01:04:12,269 --> 01:04:14,062
Mom, we need to talk.
777
01:04:14,271 --> 01:04:16,982
- Mr Martin's a liar.
- And a jailbird.
778
01:04:17,191 --> 01:04:21,111
Kids! Mr Martin is still
a guest in this house.
779
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:26,825
Bradys always treat guests with warmth,
especially if they're part of the family.
780
01:04:27,034 --> 01:04:31,330
- But that's it. He's not.
- What?
781
01:04:31,538 --> 01:04:33,999
Take a look.
782
01:04:35,334 --> 01:04:39,546
Oh, boy! Roy's not Roy.
This can't be.
783
01:04:39,755 --> 01:04:43,717
Actually, Carol, for once,
your kids make sense.
784
01:04:43,926 --> 01:04:46,220
Hard to believe, I know.
785
01:04:46,428 --> 01:04:50,140
- You told us you were Roy Martin.
- I lied.
786
01:04:50,349 --> 01:04:52,726
It's not nice to lie.
787
01:04:52,935 --> 01:04:58,816
Oh, Carol. One word of advice.
Send Cindy to a special school.
788
01:04:59,942 --> 01:05:04,279
- Why lie to us?
- It's a simple matter of a horse.
789
01:05:04,488 --> 01:05:09,451
A man in Hawaii is waiting to pay me
$20 million for this baby.
790
01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:12,246
Translated for the decade-impaired,
791
01:05:12,454 --> 01:05:16,083
I could make some groovy dough.
Isn't that neat-o?
792
01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:19,503
The police will track you down.
793
01:05:19,711 --> 01:05:23,382
I'd better make sure
nobody calls the police.
794
01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:28,178
Carol, you're coming with me.
If you talk to the cops, your mom gets it.
795
01:05:28,387 --> 01:05:32,349
- You can't take my mommy!
- Cindy's right.
796
01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:35,602
- Take Jan!
- Don't take Mom!
797
01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:37,229
Kids!
798
01:05:41,066 --> 01:05:43,610
Alice, watch out! Mr Martin has a gun.
799
01:05:43,819 --> 01:05:46,989
And I'm not afraid to use it,
especially on you.
800
01:05:48,991 --> 01:05:53,203
- Mr Martin, you won't get away with this.
- Oh, really?
801
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:03,422
If I'd been a better detective,I'd have been on to him sooner.
802
01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:06,008
This is all my fault.
803
01:06:06,216 --> 01:06:11,388
If I wasn't so busy looking for my doll,I'd have seen something suspicious.
804
01:06:11,597 --> 01:06:14,683
This is all my fault.
805
01:06:15,976 --> 01:06:20,898
I bet he wouldn't have tied me upif I was Barbie. This is all my fault.
806
01:06:21,106 --> 01:06:26,028
What a dumb-head I am.Roy's not much of a hero after all.
807
01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:29,031
This is all my fault.
808
01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:34,453
I didn't put enough mushrooms in hisspaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.
809
01:06:35,621 --> 01:06:38,707
Marcia looks great in those ropes.
810
01:06:38,916 --> 01:06:42,586
Wait, what am I saying?This is all my fault!
811
01:06:43,295 --> 01:06:48,091
It was wrong to make up George Glass.This is all my fault.
812
01:06:50,010 --> 01:06:53,806
This is all Jan's fault.
813
01:06:54,848 --> 01:06:56,391
- Carol?
- Dad!
814
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:59,728
- Kids!
- We gotta tell you...
815
01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:05,150
I know all about him from the police.
He's not a nice guy after all.
816
01:07:05,359 --> 01:07:08,737
And he's kidnapped Mom
and taken her to Hawaii.
817
01:07:08,946 --> 01:07:13,575
He threatened my kids, kidnapped
my wife and abused my hospitality.
818
01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:18,580
He's going to pay. Alice,
pack the flowered shirts and sandals.
819
01:07:18,789 --> 01:07:23,836
- We're going to Hawaii.
- Hawaii! Wow!
820
01:07:25,546 --> 01:07:27,506
Daddy?
821
01:07:27,714 --> 01:07:30,133
- Dad?
- Please, help us!
822
01:07:31,468 --> 01:07:35,722
So, Hawaii was formed
by underwater volcanoes.
823
01:07:35,931 --> 01:07:41,270
Cooling lava shaped the mountains
that became this island chain.
824
01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:44,439
Oh, my gosh! I forgot my hairbrush!
825
01:07:44,648 --> 01:07:47,776
California's coastline
was formed by earthquakes...
826
01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:50,070
...which began thousands of years ago...
827
01:07:54,783 --> 01:08:00,122
I've marked your exit. I hope you
and your wife enjoy our lush mountains.
828
01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:03,125
- I'm not his wife!
- What she means...
829
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:06,753
No need to explain.
We're very open-minded here.
830
01:08:06,962 --> 01:08:10,048
You may know of our policies
for gay people.
831
01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:14,970
I wish I could be gay again.
I would be, if I were with Marcia.
832
01:08:15,179 --> 01:08:17,514
- And Jan. And Cindy.
- And Alice.
833
01:08:17,723 --> 01:08:19,892
- And Alice.
- Gimme the keys.
834
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:24,688
Sure. Just sign right here,
and right there.
835
01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:30,152
And initial right there.
836
01:08:45,626 --> 01:08:49,546
Don't try anything else,
or you're gonna get hurt. Ouch!
837
01:08:53,175 --> 01:08:59,056
- I hope we find Mom in time.
- Don't worry. Everything will work out.
838
01:08:59,264 --> 01:09:04,019
Isn't there something we could do
to cheer ourselves up?
839
01:09:04,228 --> 01:09:07,272
Hey, I know!
840
01:09:12,152 --> 01:09:18,492
Let me hear some of thatgood-time music that I love to hear
841
01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:23,163
I got plenty of blues and sorta bad news
842
01:09:23,413 --> 01:09:27,042
And I need to find me some cheer
843
01:09:29,127 --> 01:09:33,715
There've been some timeswhen I've been down
844
01:09:33,924 --> 01:09:36,468
More so recently
845
01:09:36,677 --> 01:09:41,140
I gotta piece it back rightand make a new flight
846
01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:44,977
React positively
847
01:09:47,855 --> 01:09:54,444
There's no sense in walking aroundwith your feet stuck to the ground
848
01:09:55,404 --> 01:09:58,657
It's much better to put yourself together
849
01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:03,245
Create a lot of lovin' good vibesfor humanity
850
01:10:03,453 --> 01:10:05,539
I wish they'd shut up.
851
01:10:05,747 --> 01:10:08,667
That's fine with me
852
01:10:15,465 --> 01:10:22,097
Let me hear some of thatgood-time music that I love to hear
853
01:10:22,306 --> 01:10:26,477
I got plenty of blues and sorta bad news
854
01:10:26,685 --> 01:10:30,689
And I need to find me some cheer
855
01:10:30,898 --> 01:10:34,151
Good-time music
856
01:10:34,359 --> 01:10:36,528
Good-time music
857
01:10:36,737 --> 01:10:39,156
May I have your attention, please?
858
01:10:39,364 --> 01:10:43,869
Those dancing and singing in the aisles,please sit down and shut up.
859
01:10:44,077 --> 01:10:47,289
- Hear! Hear!
- Thank you!
860
01:10:50,209 --> 01:10:52,961
Good-time music...
861
01:11:02,888 --> 01:11:04,723
About time!
862
01:11:21,323 --> 01:11:26,078
If you're not Roy Martin, I demand
you tell me what happened to him.
863
01:11:26,286 --> 01:11:32,417
I'll tell you later. I wanna concentrate
on how filthy rich I'm gonna be.
864
01:11:32,626 --> 01:11:36,588
Careful!
I don't want two dead husbands.
865
01:11:37,965 --> 01:11:42,803
Well, actually, it'd be one dead husband
and one dead impostor.
866
01:11:43,011 --> 01:11:46,640
Really, it would be one
possibly dead husband...
867
01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:49,351
...and one potentially dead impostor.
868
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,688
Painful to the very end.
869
01:11:53,522 --> 01:11:56,024
Here we go, come on!
870
01:11:56,233 --> 01:11:59,111
Come on, Romeo!
871
01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:03,574
All right. The best way
to find your mother is to split up.
872
01:12:05,534 --> 01:12:09,454
- Where's Marcia?
- Getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.
873
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,086
- Marcia!
- Coming, Dad!
874
01:12:19,673 --> 01:12:23,760
OK, kids. Leave no stone unturned
nor mountain unclimbed.
875
01:12:23,969 --> 01:12:29,224
And this is no time for a long speech,
but as a wise man once said...
876
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,107
- Let's go find your mother!
- Yeah!
877
01:12:40,527 --> 01:12:45,949
- OK, Bobby, keep your eyes peeled.
- I don't see her anywhere.
878
01:12:46,158 --> 01:12:49,661
- Mom!
- I'm right here, sweetheart!
879
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,124
Carol!
880
01:12:57,794 --> 01:13:00,464
Mrs Brady!
881
01:13:07,137 --> 01:13:10,140
Justin! Cool your jets!
882
01:13:10,349 --> 01:13:14,228
- Welcome. How may I help you?
- Have you seen my mother?
883
01:13:14,436 --> 01:13:18,357
Honey! We're all checked out.
Let's go over this again.
884
01:13:18,565 --> 01:13:20,317
- Luggage? Tickets?
- Check.
885
01:13:20,526 --> 01:13:22,444
Kid?
886
01:13:23,695 --> 01:13:27,658
- I know he was here a minute ago.
- Honey...
887
01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:32,871
George! George Gunther Glass,
we're gonna be late!
888
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,123
George Glass?
889
01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:38,293
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry.
890
01:13:42,047 --> 01:13:43,382
Hi!
891
01:13:45,175 --> 01:13:46,718
Hi!
892
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:52,516
I can't believe I got so upset
about losing my doll.
893
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:58,355
Losing your mommy's so much worse.
I'm just a big baby.
894
01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:02,442
It's OK, Cindy.
Everybody grows up at different times.
895
01:14:02,651 --> 01:14:07,114
When it's right for you, you'll know.
Hey, look! There's Greg.
896
01:14:10,534 --> 01:14:12,578
Mom!
897
01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:24,047
Oh, no! Greg's hurt!
Lucky I took that life-saving class.
898
01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:26,425
Greg!
899
01:14:43,775 --> 01:14:48,947
- Greg! Where are you going?
- Something suddenly came up.
900
01:14:49,656 --> 01:14:53,994
- Have you seen this woman?
- I gave her and her friend a Jeep.
901
01:14:54,203 --> 01:14:57,998
- That friend is no friend at all.
- Who are you?
902
01:14:58,207 --> 01:15:02,127
- I'm her husband.
- Really? Her husband?
903
01:15:02,336 --> 01:15:06,381
It's not my business,
but she said she wanted to be gay.
904
01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:09,384
Of course! We all do, don't we, kids?
905
01:15:09,593 --> 01:15:13,847
That's why we need to find her.
Do you know where they went?
906
01:15:21,146 --> 01:15:23,649
What the hell was that?
907
01:15:31,573 --> 01:15:33,617
Oh, great!
908
01:15:40,457 --> 01:15:42,543
Of all the bad luck!
909
01:15:46,755 --> 01:15:50,133
Carol, get out of the car.
We're walking.
910
01:15:50,342 --> 01:15:52,177
Carol!
911
01:15:53,053 --> 01:15:58,058
Oh, my! It's windy.
Thank goodness I use Aquanet.
912
01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:07,067
Look, kids, we're in luck.
913
01:16:07,276 --> 01:16:13,115
- We may have found Roy's Jeep.
- How can you be so sure?
914
01:16:13,323 --> 01:16:18,370
- Wait, I think Dad's right.
- How do you know?
915
01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:23,125
Any detective would realise
this is yarn from Mom's needlepoint.
916
01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,210
Good job!
917
01:16:25,419 --> 01:16:29,173
Your mother's clever.
She's leaving clues so we can follow.
918
01:16:29,381 --> 01:16:33,260
Oh, darn! I must have dropped my yarn.
919
01:17:01,872 --> 01:17:06,418
Dr Whitehead, I found this woman
trespassing in the cave.
920
01:17:06,627 --> 01:17:09,463
- So I see.
- Coffee?
921
01:17:09,671 --> 01:17:13,467
She looks harmless enough.
You can let her go.
922
01:17:13,675 --> 01:17:15,844
Yes, sir.
923
01:17:16,053 --> 01:17:19,723
Let me guess.
You got separated from your tour group.
924
01:17:20,599 --> 01:17:23,852
I have to warn you,
or something terrible could happen.
925
01:17:24,061 --> 01:17:26,814
If you let me tell you the truth,
I can save us.
926
01:17:27,022 --> 01:17:29,316
Oh, you're a Jehovah's Witness.
927
01:17:29,525 --> 01:17:34,196
No, I'm a Brady.
But you must listen to me.
928
01:17:34,404 --> 01:17:40,327
All right, but make it quick.
I'm expecting someone very important.
929
01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:53,006
- The yarn ends here, everybody.
- What are we gonna do?
930
01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:55,008
This is awful!
931
01:17:55,217 --> 01:17:57,970
Now we'll never find Mom!
932
01:17:58,178 --> 01:18:03,183
We'll have to cancel the wedding
and no one will see my new barrette.
933
01:18:03,392 --> 01:18:06,854
I see a shoe-print,
a Ferragamo just like Mom's.
934
01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:11,066
What are we waiting for? Let's go!
935
01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:32,838
Dr Whitehead, I presume.
I'm Trevor Thomas.
936
01:18:33,046 --> 01:18:36,258
Yes, I've been waiting for you.
Macadamia nut?
937
01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:38,343
No.
938
01:18:38,552 --> 01:18:42,222
There we go. Isn't she a beauty?
939
01:18:42,431 --> 01:18:47,269
Glorious. I've been collecting
antiquities for decades,
940
01:18:47,478 --> 01:18:52,191
but never have I seen anything
quite so wonderful as this horse.
941
01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:57,571
Whatever. I'm in a hurry, so if you
don't mind giving me the $20 million...
942
01:18:57,779 --> 01:19:01,783
- Unfortunately, I cannot do that.
- Why not?
943
01:19:01,992 --> 01:19:07,789
Because this is what we connoisseurs
of the fine arts call a hot horse.
944
01:19:07,998 --> 01:19:10,792
What are you talking about?
945
01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:16,715
- Oh, my God!
- Mrs Brady told me quite a story.
946
01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:19,718
You can't believe her! Look at her!
947
01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:24,348
The hair, the clothes,
the constant cheerfulness.
948
01:19:24,556 --> 01:19:29,186
Be that as it may,
she told me how you sabotaged the boat...
949
01:19:29,436 --> 01:19:32,689
...when you found the horse
and bad luck for you,
950
01:19:32,898 --> 01:19:36,485
my son was first mate on that boat.
951
01:19:36,693 --> 01:19:42,157
So, thanks to you,
I'll never see my boy, Gilligan, again.
952
01:19:42,366 --> 01:19:44,910
I'll never see my husband, The Professor.
953
01:19:45,118 --> 01:19:49,623
Let's not be hasty. Maybe the ship
washed up on a desert isle.
954
01:19:49,832 --> 01:19:52,876
Enough! The very idea
of those poor people...
955
01:19:53,085 --> 01:19:56,588
...stuck on an island
for the rest of their lives!
956
01:19:56,797 --> 01:19:59,842
No, let's face it. The Minnow was lost.
957
01:20:00,050 --> 01:20:04,263
I wouldn't buy that horse from you
if my life depended on it.
958
01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:07,307
Funnily enough, it does.
959
01:20:08,225 --> 01:20:12,521
- Give me the money.
- If only Mike were here!
960
01:20:13,188 --> 01:20:15,482
- I am here, honey!
- Mark!
961
01:20:15,691 --> 01:20:18,902
- Mike!
- Mom!
962
01:20:19,236 --> 01:20:22,156
- All right?
- I'm so glad to see you!
963
01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:26,410
- You have some explaining to do.
- Let me clarify things.
964
01:20:26,618 --> 01:20:29,496
You're a loser
and I'm getting $20 million.
965
01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:34,042
I don't think so. The Hawaiian police
will be here any minute.
966
01:20:34,251 --> 01:20:35,711
What?
967
01:20:35,919 --> 01:20:39,506
- That's it, Brady.
- Careful, he's got a gun.
968
01:20:40,215 --> 01:20:43,677
I don't need a gun to take care of you.
969
01:20:43,886 --> 01:20:46,805
I am gonna kick your Brady butt.
970
01:20:48,223 --> 01:20:51,268
He said the B-word!
971
01:20:51,477 --> 01:20:56,773
Mister, you've deceived my family,
stolen our horse and kidnapped my wife.
972
01:20:56,982 --> 01:21:01,236
But when you use language like that,
you've crossed a line.
973
01:21:01,445 --> 01:21:06,158
Now, kids. You know that fighting
is no way to solve a problem...
974
01:21:06,366 --> 01:21:09,495
- Not now, I'm trying to make a point.
- Try this.
975
01:21:17,127 --> 01:21:21,798
Caveat emptor, Roy,
or whatever your name is.
976
01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:25,344
- Dad! Are you OK?
- I'm fine.
977
01:21:25,552 --> 01:21:28,263
Dad, I'm ready
to go back to work with you.
978
01:21:28,472 --> 01:21:31,016
- Architects kick...
- Peter!
979
01:21:31,225 --> 01:21:33,811
Architects are neat-o.
980
01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:39,858
I used to think you were the most,
but it turns out you're all wet.
981
01:21:41,193 --> 01:21:46,323
- I'm glad you're my only daddy, Daddy!
- Oh, sweetheart!
982
01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:55,207
They're going to put Trevor away
for a long time.
983
01:21:55,415 --> 01:21:59,670
I know where I'd like to put you
for a long time, Mr Brady.
984
01:21:59,878 --> 01:22:05,509
It will be my pleasure to buy that horse
from you, Mr Brady, for $20 million.
985
01:22:07,386 --> 01:22:12,349
That's very generous of you,
Dr Whitehead, but I have to decline.
986
01:22:12,558 --> 01:22:17,271
There's only one place for this horse,
in our living room.
987
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:21,275
All the money in the world
can't buy togetherness.
988
01:22:21,483 --> 01:22:27,072
I respect your decision but I'd be lying
if I said it didn't make me sad.
989
01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:30,576
- Would this help?
- But, Cindy...
990
01:22:30,784 --> 01:22:34,496
You can't give her away!
You went bananas without her.
991
01:22:34,705 --> 01:22:41,044
I know. But now I have my mommy,
this doll doesn't seem so important.
992
01:22:42,462 --> 01:22:45,966
So, do you want her?
993
01:22:46,175 --> 01:22:52,306
Thank you, Cindy. I will cherish her
as if she were my own.
994
01:22:53,515 --> 01:22:58,520
- Our little girl is growing up, Mike.
- I certainly am.
995
01:22:58,729 --> 01:23:03,192
- Hey, Thindy'th lotht her lithp!
- Oh, Jan!
996
01:23:04,526 --> 01:23:10,032
- Looks like everything's back to normal.
- In time for our anniversary surprise.
997
01:23:12,201 --> 01:23:14,369
Oh, Mike!
998
01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:24,379
Oh, Mike, what a wonderful
anniversary present!
999
01:23:24,588 --> 01:23:30,886
- I never thought I'd get married again.
- You've never looked so beautiful.
1000
01:23:31,094 --> 01:23:34,264
I should have seen through Roy
from the beginning.
1001
01:23:34,473 --> 01:23:37,684
But I was so busy
trying to be a good Brady,
1002
01:23:37,893 --> 01:23:41,814
I almost lost the one thing
I love the most, my family.
1003
01:23:42,022 --> 01:23:44,191
You did the right thing, honey.
1004
01:23:44,399 --> 01:23:50,447
The family you have is the one you make
and that's the only one that matters.
1005
01:23:53,367 --> 01:23:58,038
- Sorry I've been acting weird.
- I have, too.
1006
01:23:58,247 --> 01:24:03,085
I'll move back into my room and wait
for the attic until you go to college.
1007
01:24:03,293 --> 01:24:06,922
Gee! You're the best sister
a guy never had...
1008
01:24:07,130 --> 01:24:10,092
No... ever had...
1009
01:24:27,526 --> 01:24:29,361
I gotta go!
1010
01:24:36,493 --> 01:24:38,245
- Tiger?
- Tiger?
1011
01:24:39,454 --> 01:24:41,665
Cousin Oliver! No!
1012
01:24:45,878 --> 01:24:50,257
Thanks for inviting me to the wedding.
I think you're super-cool.
1013
01:24:50,466 --> 01:24:54,136
Oh, George!
Want some cake?
1014
01:24:56,096 --> 01:25:00,100
Mmm, good!
I'll get us something to drink.
1015
01:25:01,518 --> 01:25:04,938
George seems really far-out.
I'm so happy for you.
1016
01:25:05,147 --> 01:25:07,733
- Really, Marcia?
- No.
1017
01:25:09,568 --> 01:25:12,654
Jan, of course I am!
1018
01:25:15,032 --> 01:25:19,328
OK, everybody.
Time to throw the bouquet!
1019
01:25:20,370 --> 01:25:23,040
- Mrs Brady, aim for me.
- Oh, Alice.
1020
01:25:23,248 --> 01:25:24,875
Good luck.
1021
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,757
Ready?
1022
01:25:32,508 --> 01:25:34,009
One...
1023
01:25:34,635 --> 01:25:37,429
...two... three!
1024
01:25:47,064 --> 01:25:50,526
Excuse me, who are you?
1025
01:25:50,734 --> 01:25:54,238
Hello. I am looking for Mike Brady.
1026
01:25:55,239 --> 01:25:57,991
I am his wife.
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