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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:02,537 Back in the '80s, everyone was getting physical. 2 00:00:02,547 --> 00:00:04,705 Walks were powered, bodies were Jaked, 3 00:00:04,715 --> 00:00:07,753 and Richard Simmons made sure oldies were sweated to. 4 00:00:07,763 --> 00:00:10,966 No one liked moving their body more than my mom. 5 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,759 Thank you, Richard Simmons. 6 00:00:13,769 --> 00:00:16,036 Your naggy nudginess continues 7 00:00:16,046 --> 00:00:17,618 to challenge and inspire. 8 00:00:17,628 --> 00:00:20,466 Is it weird that it's his job to constantly work out, 9 00:00:20,476 --> 00:00:22,679 but yet his body looks like mine after Thanksgiving? 10 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,827 He is ripped and shredded with enthusiasm. 11 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:27,403 You're just defending him because you 12 00:00:27,413 --> 00:00:29,235 share the same tank-top glitter-er. 13 00:00:29,245 --> 00:00:32,319 I wish. All my sparkle comes from these hands. 14 00:00:32,329 --> 00:00:33,969 And that smile. 15 00:00:33,979 --> 00:00:36,348 I have an adult friend! 16 00:00:36,358 --> 00:00:38,273 Who's ready for the best news in the world? 17 00:00:38,283 --> 00:00:39,651 Did Giuseppe's change their policy 18 00:00:39,661 --> 00:00:41,197 and are now accepting parties of one? 19 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,743 New Year's Eve, here I come. 20 00:00:42,753 --> 00:00:43,804 No, and wow. 21 00:00:43,814 --> 00:00:45,613 The actual good news is that P.E. was canceled 22 00:00:45,623 --> 00:00:47,226 for the rest of senior year. 23 00:00:47,236 --> 00:00:48,993 We would high-five, but that would require 24 00:00:49,003 --> 00:00:51,924 a level of dexterity we're no longer interested in achieving. 25 00:00:51,934 --> 00:00:53,967 Squishy, you need to continue to mold 26 00:00:53,977 --> 00:00:55,847 your perfectly formed child's body 27 00:00:55,857 --> 00:00:58,154 into the sculpted adult statue 28 00:00:58,164 --> 00:00:59,895 it's destined to become! 29 00:00:59,905 --> 00:01:01,296 No, no, no, I don't! 30 00:01:01,306 --> 00:01:03,109 Coach Mellor popped a massive hernia 31 00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:04,721 lifting the front end of a Pontiac Sunbird. 32 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,043 Was he trying to save a child? 33 00:01:06,053 --> 00:01:07,784 Apparently, he was trying to impress a child. 34 00:01:07,794 --> 00:01:09,548 - Been there. - The giant hole in his insides 35 00:01:09,558 --> 00:01:10,995 means he's out for the rest of the year, 36 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:13,303 and Principal Ball decided it's not worth replacing him. 37 00:01:13,313 --> 00:01:15,988 So P.E. has turned into rest hour. 38 00:01:15,998 --> 00:01:17,612 No pain, much gain! 39 00:01:17,622 --> 00:01:19,393 Principal Ball made that kind of decision 40 00:01:19,403 --> 00:01:20,748 without consulting me? 41 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:21,994 I'm his right hand. 42 00:01:22,004 --> 00:01:23,862 I'm the Hooch to his Turner. 43 00:01:23,872 --> 00:01:25,708 This is wholly unacceptable. 44 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:28,621 And yet, we're all accepting it without reflection. 45 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,245 At the holiday party, Principal Ball 46 00:01:30,255 --> 00:01:32,493 told me that he valued my input. 47 00:01:32,503 --> 00:01:33,871 But then he called me Dennis. 48 00:01:33,881 --> 00:01:35,067 No child of mine 49 00:01:35,077 --> 00:01:37,485 is gonna sit around and become a lazy lump. 50 00:01:37,495 --> 00:01:39,034 Don't bother. He's pretty dug in. 51 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,117 - He tried to make me carry him home. - No. 52 00:01:41,127 --> 00:01:44,242 I asked you to pull me home in a red wagon. 53 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:45,686 Your version makes me look bad. 54 00:01:45,696 --> 00:01:48,400 I'm always pestering Ball every waking hour 55 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:49,746 to keep me involved. 56 00:01:49,962 --> 00:01:51,596 Is it possible he's not responding to that? 57 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:54,607 Exercise is the heartbeat of the Goldberg family! 58 00:01:54,617 --> 00:01:57,389 Please, Dad stops and sits on the way from the couch 59 00:01:57,399 --> 00:01:59,168 to the fridge to break up the trip. 60 00:01:59,178 --> 00:02:02,023 You are not gonna become your dear but inert father. 61 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:03,702 John, cue Richard. 62 00:02:03,712 --> 00:02:06,715 You're needed again, tireless curly-haired oddball. 63 00:02:06,972 --> 00:02:09,264 Left, left and right. Nope, not gonna happen. 64 00:02:09,274 --> 00:02:11,077 Gaah! Leave me alone! 65 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,400 We're moving! Dave Kim, look away! 66 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:13,579 Not a chance. 67 00:02:13,589 --> 00:02:15,868 No hustle, no muscle! Knees up! 68 00:02:15,878 --> 00:02:16,988 Whoo! 69 00:02:29,776 --> 00:02:31,897 It was April 13th, 1980-something, 70 00:02:31,907 --> 00:02:33,609 and Barry was on top of the world, 71 00:02:33,619 --> 00:02:35,800 as was his best friend and new brother-in-law, Geoff. 72 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:37,492 There's my bro! 73 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:38,670 There's my bro! 74 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,625 Isn't it so cool now that I'm married to your sister, 75 00:02:40,635 --> 00:02:42,165 when I call you "bro," it's, like, a fact? 76 00:02:42,175 --> 00:02:44,199 Totally! I used to toss around "bro" 77 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:45,377 like it meant nothing. 78 00:02:45,387 --> 00:02:46,588 Like when someone gets mad at you 79 00:02:46,598 --> 00:02:47,800 for cutting them off in traffic, 80 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:49,504 "Enh! The hell, bro?" 81 00:02:49,514 --> 00:02:51,550 Or like when it's a guy you kinda know, 82 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,197 even slept at his house once as a kid, 83 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,643 but you can't remember if his name is Greg or Craig? 84 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,912 - "Hey, bro!" - No more. 85 00:02:57,922 --> 00:03:00,471 I hereby declare "bro" a sacred term 86 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,918 reserved for our special brotherhood. 87 00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:03,543 And I will always honor that, bro. 88 00:03:03,553 --> 00:03:05,456 Unless I run into Greg/Craig. 89 00:03:05,466 --> 00:03:07,588 His dad lent me boxers to sleep in once. 90 00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:09,057 I remember his name was Dwayne. 91 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,736 I'd love to keep bro'ing it up, but I got a thing. 92 00:03:10,746 --> 00:03:12,037 I got a thing, too, bro! 93 00:03:12,047 --> 00:03:14,295 - Bro you later? - Later, bro. 94 00:03:14,305 --> 00:03:15,965 - Wait. Are you going left here? - Sure am. 95 00:03:15,975 --> 00:03:17,143 Huh. Me too! 96 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:18,486 But the same direction 97 00:03:18,496 --> 00:03:20,479 wasn't all these bros had in common. 98 00:03:20,489 --> 00:03:21,955 Suite 510? 99 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:24,705 Wait. Barry, you weren't selected 100 00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:25,998 as a finalist for an internship 101 00:03:26,008 --> 00:03:28,076 with renowned surgeon Dr. Andrew Solit, were you? 102 00:03:28,086 --> 00:03:29,098 How'd you guess? 103 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,030 - Brothers know. - Brothers do know. 104 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,970 A summer with Dr. Solit would look amazing 105 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,026 on a medical-school app. 106 00:03:34,036 --> 00:03:35,138 I heard last year's interns 107 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,551 all got into their first choice, 108 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:37,696 except one guy who got caught 109 00:03:37,706 --> 00:03:39,325 switching out urine samples with his own. 110 00:03:39,335 --> 00:03:41,445 - What's the thrill there? - Coupla bros going 111 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,601 for the same internship. 112 00:03:42,611 --> 00:03:44,754 Well, if you think about it, bro, it's... 113 00:03:44,764 --> 00:03:46,361 Great. So great... bro. 114 00:03:46,371 --> 00:03:47,773 This is so not great. 115 00:03:47,783 --> 00:03:49,630 Barry and I applied for the same internship. 116 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,510 So? You'll definitely get it. 117 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,633 Why do you assume that? 118 00:03:52,643 --> 00:03:53,972 I love my brother, 119 00:03:53,982 --> 00:03:55,861 but you have better grades, 120 00:03:55,871 --> 00:03:57,275 you're more responsible, 121 00:03:57,285 --> 00:03:58,950 personable, and you're super cute. 122 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,218 - You really think it's mine? - I know it, babe. 123 00:04:01,228 --> 00:04:04,097 Look, I love my brother, but you're smarter, 124 00:04:04,107 --> 00:04:06,550 way more passionate and alpha. 125 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,028 Plus, you're smoking hot in a way that sneaks up on you. 126 00:04:09,038 --> 00:04:10,269 I do sneak up on you. 127 00:04:10,279 --> 00:04:12,030 - Although... - Although, what? 128 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,906 Barry's crazy competitive. 129 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:16,023 There's no way he could handle losing to you. 130 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:17,669 But Geoff is so... 131 00:04:17,679 --> 00:04:18,907 Sensitive. Like, 132 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:20,361 emotionally fragile in a way 133 00:04:20,371 --> 00:04:22,736 that's always alarmed our parents, neighbors, and rabbi. 134 00:04:22,746 --> 00:04:25,817 If I won, it'd be like the pudding incident all over again. 135 00:04:25,827 --> 00:04:27,027 We were freshmen. 136 00:04:27,037 --> 00:04:29,315 There was one pudding left in the cafeteria, 137 00:04:29,325 --> 00:04:30,804 and we both reached for it at the same time, 138 00:04:30,814 --> 00:04:33,119 and, knowing how he'd react, I let him have it. 139 00:04:33,129 --> 00:04:34,460 I took what was mine. 140 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:36,297 With an air of emotional and physical recklessness 141 00:04:36,307 --> 00:04:37,512 that he couldn't deal with. 142 00:04:37,522 --> 00:04:39,258 Oh, baby, no one can. 143 00:04:39,268 --> 00:04:41,105 He then accuses me of being selfish 144 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,106 'cause I brought my lunch and he forgot his. 145 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,578 He didn't talk to me for days. 146 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,387 Lunch has always been Barry's favorite meal. 147 00:04:46,397 --> 00:04:48,022 Right after breakfast, dinner, 148 00:04:48,032 --> 00:04:49,668 and something he calls "midnight madness." 149 00:04:49,678 --> 00:04:51,192 Maybe things would be different now. 150 00:04:51,202 --> 00:04:52,793 'Cause we're brothers. 151 00:04:52,803 --> 00:04:54,072 Like, real brothers. 152 00:04:54,082 --> 00:04:56,581 It's by marriage, which is meaningless, but... 153 00:04:56,591 --> 00:04:57,683 a bro is a bro. 154 00:04:57,693 --> 00:05:00,429 He's lived in your jacked shadow your whole lives. 155 00:05:00,711 --> 00:05:02,348 Maybe there's another internship out there. 156 00:05:02,358 --> 00:05:04,038 There's gotta be another summer gig. 157 00:05:04,048 --> 00:05:05,108 You're right. 158 00:05:05,118 --> 00:05:06,695 I wouldn't wanna hurt Barry for anything. 159 00:05:06,705 --> 00:05:07,994 It's the right thing to do. 160 00:05:08,004 --> 00:05:09,009 For family. 161 00:05:09,019 --> 00:05:10,810 - It's what you do for family. - Proud of you, babe. 162 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:12,557 I'm so proud of you, hon. 163 00:05:12,567 --> 00:05:14,337 Let's celebrate with you giving me a foot rub. 164 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:15,781 As Geoff and Barry made their minds up 165 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:17,018 about the summer internship, 166 00:05:17,028 --> 00:05:18,364 my mom was determined 167 00:05:18,374 --> 00:05:21,096 not to take the cancellation of P.E. sitting down. 168 00:05:21,106 --> 00:05:22,207 How could you, Earl? 169 00:05:22,217 --> 00:05:23,786 This isn't some silly thing 170 00:05:23,796 --> 00:05:25,690 that they're never gonna use like Spanish. 171 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,728 This is physical education! 172 00:05:27,738 --> 00:05:30,194 Oh. A meeting with a concerned parent. 173 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,963 Was this on the books or impromptu? 174 00:05:31,973 --> 00:05:33,848 Either way, I'm here. We can begin. 175 00:05:33,858 --> 00:05:35,057 We've already begun. 176 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:37,190 Mrs. Goldberg wants us to rethink 177 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,474 the decision to pull the plug on P.E. 178 00:05:39,484 --> 00:05:40,669 I'll handle this. 179 00:05:40,679 --> 00:05:42,298 Beverly, I'm so sorry. 180 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,661 Our personal relationship notwithstanding, 181 00:05:44,671 --> 00:05:46,439 that ain't gon' happen. 182 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:48,627 See, you can delegate to me. 183 00:05:48,637 --> 00:05:51,219 A-And she's twisting my arm! Literally! 184 00:05:51,229 --> 00:05:52,813 Earl, as Quaker Warden, 185 00:05:52,823 --> 00:05:54,359 I feel a sense of responsibility 186 00:05:54,369 --> 00:05:55,967 to send these kids out into the world 187 00:05:55,977 --> 00:05:57,346 with healthy habits for life. 188 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:59,658 That's all great and weird, 189 00:05:59,841 --> 00:06:02,303 but we got no P.E. teacher here. 190 00:06:02,313 --> 00:06:05,294 Then I will personally teach an exercise class. 191 00:06:05,304 --> 00:06:07,406 - You? - I was gonna say, "You?" 192 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:09,541 Based on my relentless input, 193 00:06:09,551 --> 00:06:12,454 Aubrey, who teaches over at Jenkintown Shape 'n' Sculpt, 194 00:06:12,626 --> 00:06:13,735 has often asked, 195 00:06:13,745 --> 00:06:16,577 "Uh, Beverly, would you like to lead the class?" 196 00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:19,591 Um, Beverly, it's sadly naive of you 197 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:21,036 to think that you can just saunter in here 198 00:06:21,046 --> 00:06:22,517 and appoint yourself to teach P.E. 199 00:06:22,527 --> 00:06:23,651 You know what, Bev? 200 00:06:23,661 --> 00:06:25,897 You've worn me down. Go for it. 201 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:28,244 On the other hand, we'll allow it just this once. 202 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:32,059 I'm gonna teach Jazzercise to the lazy seniors. Whoo! 203 00:06:32,069 --> 00:06:34,694 The only problem was, my mom had no idea 204 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:36,507 just how lazy we'd become. 205 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:38,190 I never thought P.E. was a class 206 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,618 I'd actually look forward to. 207 00:06:39,628 --> 00:06:40,646 I know. 208 00:06:40,656 --> 00:06:42,970 I finally found a good use for a badminton racket. 209 00:06:43,468 --> 00:06:44,602 Ahh. 210 00:06:44,915 --> 00:06:46,274 This is why we take the field. 211 00:06:46,284 --> 00:06:47,953 Who's ready to get physical? 212 00:06:47,963 --> 00:06:49,020 Whoo! 213 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:50,396 Oh, balls. 214 00:06:50,406 --> 00:06:51,756 Goldberg, why does your mom look like 215 00:06:51,766 --> 00:06:53,681 Liza Minnelli ready to take a jog? 216 00:06:53,691 --> 00:06:55,060 Mother, a word? 217 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:57,207 Schmoo, I told you I was gonna make you move your body. 218 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,719 She did say that back at home. 219 00:06:58,729 --> 00:07:01,722 We have a personal friendship outside of these walls. 220 00:07:01,732 --> 00:07:04,370 Anyway, I'm your new P.E. teacher. Yay! 221 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,604 Are you kidding me? 222 00:07:05,614 --> 00:07:07,417 I only have five weeks left in school, 223 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,664 and my social runway's cleared for a smooth landing. 224 00:07:09,674 --> 00:07:10,765 And now this? 225 00:07:10,775 --> 00:07:12,177 I just think it's important 226 00:07:12,187 --> 00:07:14,186 that children remain active. 227 00:07:14,196 --> 00:07:15,732 Well, I'm not doing it. 228 00:07:15,742 --> 00:07:17,705 Okay. Well, then you're not gonna get your P.E. credit, 229 00:07:17,715 --> 00:07:19,385 and you're not gonna graduate. 230 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,431 Fine. I'll give up all my hopes and dreams 231 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,918 before I let my demented mother 232 00:07:22,928 --> 00:07:24,845 make me Jazzercise with my friends. 233 00:07:24,855 --> 00:07:27,748 Actually, I'm gonna call it "School-ercise." 234 00:07:27,758 --> 00:07:30,236 I don't care what it's called. I'm out. 235 00:07:30,246 --> 00:07:32,798 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go lay down 236 00:07:32,808 --> 00:07:35,179 in the hammock I made out of jump ropes and Nerf balls. 237 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:37,015 - I guess it's over. - Oh, 238 00:07:37,025 --> 00:07:40,419 it is far from over. 239 00:07:40,429 --> 00:07:43,174 That's too ominous for a school setting involving children, 240 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:45,153 but, hey, I'm along for the ride. 241 00:07:45,163 --> 00:07:47,465 While my mom wasn't gonna go down without a fight, 242 00:07:47,649 --> 00:07:49,803 Geoff was prepared to give up his internship 243 00:07:49,813 --> 00:07:50,882 to his number-one bro. 244 00:07:50,892 --> 00:07:52,928 Yo, Brobi-Wan Kenobi. 245 00:07:52,938 --> 00:07:55,319 My man Dominique Bro-ilkins. 246 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:57,144 Some work better than others. 247 00:07:57,154 --> 00:07:58,557 So, look, I've been thinking. 248 00:07:58,567 --> 00:08:00,681 About that internship with Dr. Solit? 249 00:08:00,691 --> 00:08:02,016 I don't think I'm gonna do it. 250 00:08:02,026 --> 00:08:04,029 Me neither. You've got to. You're a shoo-in. 251 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:06,326 If anyone's shoes are in, it's you. 252 00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:07,604 That's not the expression. 253 00:08:07,614 --> 00:08:09,432 Barry, there's no way I could go for this thing 254 00:08:09,442 --> 00:08:10,744 knowing that you're up for it, too. 255 00:08:10,754 --> 00:08:12,693 There's no way I can go for it knowing you are. 256 00:08:12,703 --> 00:08:13,928 - Aww. - So much aww. 257 00:08:13,938 --> 00:08:16,274 So, what're we saying? That I should do it? 258 00:08:16,284 --> 00:08:17,548 - Do it up. - Totally. By "do it up," 259 00:08:17,558 --> 00:08:18,855 does that mean backing out 260 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:19,978 or not backing out? 261 00:08:19,988 --> 00:08:21,791 It's backing out of backing out. 262 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,105 And I insist, because now the path is clear. 263 00:08:24,115 --> 00:08:25,840 - The path is clear? - Exactly. 264 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:27,619 - For me? - Uh-huh. My pleasure. 265 00:08:27,629 --> 00:08:28,709 What exactly is your pleasure? 266 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:30,177 Clearing a path. For you. 267 00:08:30,187 --> 00:08:31,746 Oh. Okay. 268 00:08:31,756 --> 00:08:33,548 - Well, thanks. - Anytime. 269 00:08:33,558 --> 00:08:35,178 Have fun on your rocket ride, 270 00:08:35,188 --> 00:08:36,214 and remember to mention me 271 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,602 in your speech at the Medical Hall of Fame. 272 00:08:39,699 --> 00:08:41,589 It's just, I gotta ask, are... 273 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:43,534 Are you backing out because you think you'd beat me? 274 00:08:43,544 --> 00:08:45,035 What? No. 275 00:08:45,045 --> 00:08:46,359 Well, not like beat beat, 276 00:08:46,369 --> 00:08:48,541 but I think it's obvious I'd have a slight edge. 277 00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:50,376 - An edge? - A slight huge edge. 278 00:08:50,386 --> 00:08:52,077 Wait. Why were you gonna back out? 279 00:08:52,087 --> 00:08:53,226 Because I know I'd get it. 280 00:08:53,236 --> 00:08:54,274 Oh, you know? 281 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,536 Well, what if I got it? 282 00:08:55,546 --> 00:08:56,871 Like how I got the pudding? 283 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:58,116 I let you have that pudding. 284 00:08:58,126 --> 00:08:59,981 Or I took that pudding 285 00:08:59,991 --> 00:09:01,973 with my indomitable will and brawn. 286 00:09:01,983 --> 00:09:04,656 Or I knew that baby Barry would throw a tantrum 287 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:06,180 if he didn't have his Snack Pack. 288 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,982 - Because I'm smarter than you. - Oh, yeah? 289 00:09:07,992 --> 00:09:10,084 How many fingers am I holding behind my back? 290 00:09:10,094 --> 00:09:11,827 Is it one and it's the middle? 291 00:09:12,397 --> 00:09:13,754 Mmpf! Don't care. 292 00:09:13,764 --> 00:09:14,925 I'm still getting that internship. 293 00:09:14,935 --> 00:09:17,439 The hell you are, because now I'm not backing down. 294 00:09:17,449 --> 00:09:19,722 Then it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong. 295 00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:21,235 Isn't Donkey Kong the loser in that game? 296 00:09:21,245 --> 00:09:23,713 Everyone's the hero of their own story. 297 00:09:24,308 --> 00:09:26,503 Dammit! Find your own way to storm off. 298 00:09:26,513 --> 00:09:27,981 You find your own way to storm off! 299 00:09:27,991 --> 00:09:30,061 As Barry and Geoff were ready to go to war, 300 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:32,277 I was still riding high on defeating my mom. 301 00:09:32,287 --> 00:09:33,402 Or so I thought. 302 00:09:33,412 --> 00:09:35,335 Gaah! I mean, "Gah." 303 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:38,479 Well, hello, Adam. Or should I say pupil? 304 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:39,958 Because I am a teacher... 305 00:09:39,968 --> 00:09:42,171 A teacher of the physical arts. 306 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,840 No. You are nothing because you 307 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,451 have no students to instruct. 308 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:48,562 Au contraire, fruit of my 26-hour labor. 309 00:09:48,572 --> 00:09:51,374 I have plenty of eager bodies to shape. 310 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:53,721 In fact, here comes my star scholar now. 311 00:09:53,731 --> 00:09:56,107 Ready for class. Brea, what is this? 312 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,498 I'm School-ercising with your mom. 313 00:09:57,508 --> 00:09:58,799 How did she get to you? 314 00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:00,804 It's our pantry, isn't it? 315 00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:02,286 It's loaded, 316 00:10:02,296 --> 00:10:04,372 and your mom hasn't bought a bag of chips in years. 317 00:10:04,382 --> 00:10:06,907 - We have chips. - Yeah, homemade banana chips. 318 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:08,491 That might as well be deviled eggs. 319 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:09,698 Adam, I like P.E. 320 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,345 And aerobics seems fun. 321 00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:12,680 That's why Mariel's doing it, too. 322 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:14,192 I forgot my workout clothes. 323 00:10:14,202 --> 00:10:16,172 Is it cool if I just wear my bikini? 324 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,319 Well, keep all the obvious hot zones covered, and we're good. 325 00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:20,870 You thinking what I'm thinking? 326 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,858 You know, I'd like to continue my education in P.E., too. 327 00:10:23,868 --> 00:10:25,737 All are welcome! 328 00:10:25,747 --> 00:10:27,049 Oh, look, Adam, 329 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:29,530 all your peers want to get physical with your mama. 330 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,142 Yeah, there was no version of that phrase 331 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,067 that brought me joy, but to my horror, 332 00:10:33,077 --> 00:10:34,519 with the popular kids on board, 333 00:10:34,529 --> 00:10:36,499 School-ercise was taking off. 334 00:10:36,509 --> 00:10:39,106 We're gonna do some pelvic loops, okay? 335 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,445 Pretend there's a crayon tied to your hips, 336 00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:43,711 and you're gonna just do big circles. 337 00:10:43,721 --> 00:10:45,856 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone. 338 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:49,127 Not you, too, Dave Kim? 339 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:50,761 Sorry. Mariel's here. 340 00:10:50,771 --> 00:10:51,919 Dave Kim needs this. 341 00:10:51,929 --> 00:10:53,188 Just go. 342 00:10:53,198 --> 00:10:55,109 I never wasn't gonna. 343 00:10:57,913 --> 00:11:00,316 Pretty soon, everyone will be joining in. 344 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,795 Everyone. 345 00:11:02,805 --> 00:11:05,872 And by "everyone," she clearly meant me. 346 00:11:06,951 --> 00:11:08,246 Geoff was determined 347 00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,059 to win the internship away from Barry. 348 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,243 Only one problem... Geoff was Geoff. 349 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:14,152 Oh, thank goodness, strawberry Quik. 350 00:11:14,162 --> 00:11:15,799 I really need to take the edge off. 351 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,143 Well, it's over now, baby. 352 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,801 - The internship's Barry's. - What? 353 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,337 I'm the superior candidate. You just said so yourself. 354 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,516 And you are. 355 00:11:22,526 --> 00:11:23,994 But thinking about it, 356 00:11:24,004 --> 00:11:26,473 Barry's got something that you'll never have. 357 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:29,087 The irrational, aggressive intensity of a lunatic. 358 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:31,256 - But that's a bad thing. - Most of the time. 359 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:32,636 But this is a competition, 360 00:11:32,646 --> 00:11:34,716 and the person who's willing to be the boldest always wins. 361 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:36,697 - That's not true. - Isn't it, though? 362 00:11:36,707 --> 00:11:38,933 By the way, I made a reservation at Bombay Palace tonight. 363 00:11:38,943 --> 00:11:40,613 What? You know I can't eat Indian food. 364 00:11:40,623 --> 00:11:42,202 Their spices are too vibrant for me. 365 00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:44,219 Sorry, bud, Mama's in a hurry for curry. 366 00:11:44,229 --> 00:11:46,299 My neck is already sweaty, but it is my husbandly duty. 367 00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:47,699 And point made. 368 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:48,987 Oh, you were just trying to prove 369 00:11:48,997 --> 00:11:50,522 that I can't stand up for myself? 370 00:11:50,532 --> 00:11:52,568 You folded faster than the laundry I make you do. 371 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:53,847 How do I win this internship? 372 00:11:53,857 --> 00:11:55,850 There's only one way, out-Barry Barry. 373 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,653 Done. I will be the most irrational, confrontational, 374 00:11:58,663 --> 00:12:00,588 not-so-nice fella the world has ever known. 375 00:12:00,598 --> 00:12:02,052 You're in the game, kid. 376 00:12:02,062 --> 00:12:04,374 Yes! And even better, I don't have to eat Indian food. 377 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:05,809 Nah, grab your jacket. 378 00:12:05,819 --> 00:12:08,054 That little scenario gave me a taste for tandoori. 379 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,682 And so Geoff harnessed his inner Barry. 380 00:12:10,692 --> 00:12:13,363 Gentlemen, while the internship is mostly clerical, 381 00:12:13,373 --> 00:12:15,109 I expect you to have basic knowledge 382 00:12:15,119 --> 00:12:16,793 of medicine at your fingertips. 383 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,939 My fingers are jacked. Surgeon's hands, yo! 384 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:20,307 Playing God with my mitts! 385 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:21,776 O-kay. 386 00:12:21,786 --> 00:12:23,722 Mr. Goldberg, question... 387 00:12:23,732 --> 00:12:25,334 What are red blood cells shaped like? 388 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,394 Doughnuts! They're shaped like doughnuts. 389 00:12:27,404 --> 00:12:29,950 Cream-filled. Maple bacon. Glazed. 390 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,640 - Cake for breakfast, y'all. - Huh. 391 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,251 - What are you doing? - While that is basically correct, 392 00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:35,251 I have to say the ensuing outburst 393 00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:37,168 was embarrassing, at best. 394 00:12:37,178 --> 00:12:39,193 You said best. And that's what I am. 395 00:12:39,203 --> 00:12:41,272 Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-best! 396 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,708 I'm just gonna continue heading this way. 397 00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:45,811 What are you doing, dude? 398 00:12:45,821 --> 00:12:48,002 Say hello to Dr. Big Tasty, MD. 399 00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:49,845 That's right, I've taken your rap name, 400 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,514 just like I'm taking this internship. 401 00:12:51,524 --> 00:12:53,585 Well, good luck, fellow qualified candidate. 402 00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:55,475 What's going on? Why are you being so gracious 403 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,322 and not attacking me with words and fists? 404 00:12:57,332 --> 00:12:59,013 I had a little chat with Joanne, 405 00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:01,137 and she suggested there's no way I'd win 406 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,350 'cause you're too nice, so I'm out-Geoffing you. 407 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,667 Y-You can't out-me me. I'm out-youing you. 408 00:13:05,677 --> 00:13:08,190 I don't know where you got that terrible idea, but... 409 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,935 neat-o mosquito. 410 00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:11,481 - Is that supposed to be me? - Yeppers. 411 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,418 Oh, no. You're disarmingly innocent. 412 00:13:13,428 --> 00:13:14,870 Wait! Dr. Solit! 413 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,438 I'm the kinda guy who says "yeppers." 414 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:18,317 While Geoff was losing ground to Barry, 415 00:13:18,327 --> 00:13:21,035 my mom's aerobics class was taking the school by storm. 416 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,213 Wow. 417 00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:24,727 You look like Alyssa Milano in Teen Steam. 418 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,493 I only know that because Barry rented it. 419 00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:29,221 We watched it in dead silence and went our separate ways. 420 00:13:29,231 --> 00:13:31,169 Ignoring all that. Your mom is teaching during lunch 421 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:32,623 - since the other class filled up. - Neat. 422 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,256 Now none of my peers have to miss out 423 00:13:34,266 --> 00:13:36,016 on watching her glisten like Kathleen Turner 424 00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:37,985 in the erotic thriller Body Heat. 425 00:13:37,995 --> 00:13:40,260 - Barry rented that, too. - I get it. She's your mom. 426 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:43,334 But to the rest of us, she's just this fun, hilarious lady 427 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,959 who, honestly, really knows how to move her body. 428 00:13:44,969 --> 00:13:46,571 You did it. It's all okay now. 429 00:13:46,581 --> 00:13:49,652 Come on. The entire senior class is having a blast. 430 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,933 I admit, when I stare through the gym-door window in horror, 431 00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:55,169 everyone does look kinda sorta happy. 432 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:56,214 Because we are. 433 00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:57,493 Give it a try. Please? 434 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,339 For me? Let's get to the gym. 435 00:13:59,349 --> 00:14:01,676 Who was I to argue with my girlfriend in a leotard? 436 00:14:01,686 --> 00:14:04,799 So I suited up and gave School-ercise a shot. 437 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:07,358 Your thighs, neck, and tushy want this. 438 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,571 What does that even mean? 439 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,750 Come on. Just go with it. 440 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,245 I took Brea's advice, and to my surprise, 441 00:14:12,255 --> 00:14:14,659 grooving with my mom wasn't that bad. 442 00:14:18,368 --> 00:14:20,656 I'm feeling loose. How 'bout you guys? 443 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:22,524 Until this. 444 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:29,180 Yep, in a high school career 445 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:30,938 filled with embarrassing moments, 446 00:14:30,948 --> 00:14:32,951 this one topped them all. 447 00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:34,559 And not just for me. 448 00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:38,381 As my day couldn't have gotten any worse, 449 00:14:38,391 --> 00:14:39,820 Geoff's stunk, as well. 450 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,896 There you are. 451 00:14:40,906 --> 00:14:42,179 Your advice was terrible. 452 00:14:42,189 --> 00:14:44,612 I was rude and obnoxious, and Barry was a saint. 453 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,174 Hello, my dear and loving husband. 454 00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:47,918 - How are you today? - No pleasantries. 455 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,067 I am reeling here. 456 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:51,291 And not to mention, the Indian food is not sitting well. 457 00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:52,771 The bus trip home was a white-knuckler. 458 00:14:52,781 --> 00:14:54,094 Okay. We'll figure this out. 459 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,331 What's there to figure? 460 00:14:55,341 --> 00:14:58,212 I'm doomed to be a beloved but average country doctor 461 00:14:58,222 --> 00:15:00,482 who treats his simple patients with folksy wisdom. 462 00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:03,030 Your worst-case scenarios are always so charming. 463 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,267 But this isn't over. 464 00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:05,877 We can still hit Barry back. 465 00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:08,531 How? He's stolen my delightful persona. 466 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,244 He said that laughter was the best medicine 467 00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:12,274 and then gave everyone several doses. 468 00:15:12,284 --> 00:15:14,414 We'll just force the real Barry out of him 469 00:15:14,424 --> 00:15:16,450 with the one thing that he can't resist. 470 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:17,829 All the buttons in an elevator? 471 00:15:17,839 --> 00:15:19,642 His incredibly fragile ego. 472 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,921 Erica was right. 473 00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:22,716 If there was one thing Barry hated the most, 474 00:15:22,726 --> 00:15:24,591 it was someone else being the best. 475 00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,137 Dr. Solit says he'll join us 476 00:15:26,147 --> 00:15:27,193 as soon as he wraps up with a patient. 477 00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,851 - Thanks, Raj. - Say, Raj, 478 00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:31,383 I understand that you're a world-class fencer? 479 00:15:31,393 --> 00:15:32,736 Not world-class, but... 480 00:15:32,746 --> 00:15:34,479 I did do it for a few years in high school. 481 00:15:34,489 --> 00:15:35,759 Wow. Well, that would definitely make you 482 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,384 the best person with a sword around here. 483 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,650 - Wouldn't you say, Bar? - I don't know about that. 484 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,882 No, no. Raj is the best. Clearly. 485 00:15:41,892 --> 00:15:43,960 Even with a katana, which is the blade of a ninja. 486 00:15:44,139 --> 00:15:45,479 Samurai. 487 00:15:45,489 --> 00:15:46,986 I'm sorry. Did you say something? 488 00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,729 Because this is all about Raj 489 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,154 and how he dominates with all hand-to-hand combat weapons. 490 00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:52,686 That's an exaggeration... 491 00:15:52,696 --> 00:15:55,733 Oh, and so humble despite your clear top-dog status. 492 00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:57,378 I challenge you, Raj. 493 00:15:57,634 --> 00:16:00,105 Cage match or elimination chamber? 494 00:16:00,115 --> 00:16:01,951 Those are the same thing, and, no, Barry. 495 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,963 Raj is clearly the exceptional bladesman. 496 00:16:03,973 --> 00:16:05,811 Falsehood! Choose your weapon. 497 00:16:05,821 --> 00:16:08,192 I was just hoping to enjoy this three-bean stew. 498 00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:09,832 Raj chooses bread. 499 00:16:09,842 --> 00:16:11,057 Take your garde. 500 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,704 Yeah, I refuse on the grounds that this is incredibly stupid. 501 00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:16,176 Ouch, Bar. Are you just gonna let Raj talk to you that way? 502 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,912 Never! 503 00:16:17,922 --> 00:16:20,014 Please don't. You're getting crumbs on my jacket. 504 00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:21,526 What is happening right now? 505 00:16:21,536 --> 00:16:22,571 I'll field this one. 506 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,251 Barry is emotionally out-of-control 507 00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,530 and attacked Raj with bread. 508 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:27,321 Raj goaded me into it 509 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,000 by having limited success in his past. 510 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,813 Okay, I'm ready to pick my intern. 511 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,716 I-It's Raj. Come with me. 512 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,712 Huh. 513 00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:36,707 Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would. 514 00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:38,123 What the hell, dude? 515 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:40,318 You let me make a fool of myself! 516 00:16:40,328 --> 00:16:42,598 You did the same thing to me. I hope you're happy. 517 00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:43,915 Why would I be happy? 518 00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:45,340 I didn't get the thing I wanted! 519 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:46,384 Well, I didn't get it, either. 520 00:16:46,394 --> 00:16:47,931 Then you should storm off. 521 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,509 You storm off. I have food here. 522 00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:50,922 I have food here, too. 523 00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:52,105 God! 524 00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:53,210 While Barry and Geoff 525 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,828 were feeling less than brotherly, 526 00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:57,296 I had some familial issues of my own. 527 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:03,000 Uh, hey, so, what's the word in the hallway, homebody? 528 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,367 Has my, uh, 529 00:17:04,377 --> 00:17:07,289 - little aerobic miscue blown over? - Miscue? 530 00:17:07,299 --> 00:17:10,297 Half the senior class heard your two-cheek squeak. 531 00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:11,776 This thing has legs! 532 00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:13,055 Oh, my God. 533 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,168 I only have a few weeks left at this school, 534 00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:17,184 and you just couldn't help but embarrass me? 535 00:17:17,194 --> 00:17:19,273 You think this is how I want to be remembered? 536 00:17:19,283 --> 00:17:20,651 It's how you should be remembered, 537 00:17:20,661 --> 00:17:22,469 as a complete embarrassment to your children, 538 00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,837 family, and community. 539 00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:29,027 Is your mom hiding in the custodial closet? 540 00:17:29,037 --> 00:17:31,674 Right by the lemon Pledge and a little chair by a radio. 541 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,940 She must feel terrible. 542 00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,355 Yeah, she's acting like she's more embarrassed than me. 543 00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:37,207 Well, you're not the one who canoonerred. 544 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,226 - It's my family's word for it. - Adorable, 545 00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:41,339 but Beverly Goldberg's public explosions 546 00:17:41,349 --> 00:17:42,797 are nobody's fault but hers. 547 00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:44,357 Maybe you could at least be sympathetic 548 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,900 to the woman who tries to give you everything? 549 00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:47,334 Hmm, let me think about it. 550 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:48,628 - No. - Adam, 551 00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:50,301 all she wanted was for you to be healthy. 552 00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:52,483 - Just like I do. - You care about me that much? 553 00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:54,084 Almost as much as she does. 554 00:17:54,094 --> 00:17:55,475 So you'll make it right? 555 00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:57,577 I'll consider it, but I need a day. 556 00:17:57,587 --> 00:18:00,269 Or possibly the rest of my life. 557 00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,043 Even though my mom had 558 00:18:03,053 --> 00:18:04,495 committed the ultimate embarrassment, 559 00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,220 the school day rolled right on. 560 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,621 It's Bike Safety Week, seniors! 561 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,503 Although most of you drive cars 562 00:18:12,513 --> 00:18:14,694 and stopped learning things weeks ago, 563 00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:17,642 let us not forget our two-wheeled friends. 564 00:18:17,652 --> 00:18:20,089 Right. "Bicyclist" is just "friend" 565 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,169 spelled with many different letters. 566 00:18:22,179 --> 00:18:23,837 Thank you, Principal Ball, 567 00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:25,483 for scheduling this emergency meeting 568 00:18:25,493 --> 00:18:27,975 so that we can talk about what happened yesterday. 569 00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:29,109 Crack attack! 570 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:30,610 Thunder from Down Under. 571 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,280 Colon bowlin'. 572 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:36,550 Stop! We are not replacing Bike Week 573 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:40,020 to have a discussion about a faculty member's flatulence. 574 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,165 I see. 575 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:45,078 Well, I guess my time here really 576 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:46,390 has come to an end. 577 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,821 I'm sorry it ended this way. 578 00:18:48,831 --> 00:18:51,165 Turns out I didn't want it to end this way, either. 579 00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:52,813 Wait. Mom... 580 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,633 You made gym, a class I normally 581 00:18:54,643 --> 00:18:57,804 hate, into something fun. 582 00:18:57,814 --> 00:18:59,421 And not just for me 583 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,175 but for all the students here. 584 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,279 Why should one horrible, life-scarring moment 585 00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:07,865 mean your time is done? 586 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,284 Last week, my glasses fell into the toilet, 587 00:19:10,294 --> 00:19:11,762 and I couldn't fish them out, 588 00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:13,774 which meant, a whole day of... 589 00:19:17,343 --> 00:19:20,747 I mean, who here hasn't done something embarrassing? 590 00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:23,649 I barfed on seventh-grade picture day, 591 00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:26,342 and they made me wear the only T-shirt in the lost and found. 592 00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:29,054 So for the rest of the year, I had a new nickname... 593 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,551 (BLEEP) Last Resort. 594 00:19:32,951 --> 00:19:36,576 I may have once kissed the TV when Wonder Woman was on. 595 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,106 Also, it was more than once. 596 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,139 I got one. 597 00:19:39,149 --> 00:19:42,005 I once paid my girlfriend's rent in Florida for an entire year, 598 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,121 even though I knew she was cohabitating 599 00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:45,419 with our dog groomer. 600 00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:47,187 They went to St. Maarten for a vacation. 601 00:19:47,197 --> 00:19:48,219 I paid for that, too. 602 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:51,391 I agree with young Goldberg. We all make mistakes. 603 00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:52,672 Like Bike Week. 604 00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,208 Why was this a good idea? 605 00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:58,507 Adam. 606 00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:01,268 So you're not embarrassed of me? 607 00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:02,613 Always. 608 00:20:02,623 --> 00:20:05,192 But I can't have you being embarrassed of yourself. 609 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:06,784 You're Beverly Goldberg. 610 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,345 As my mom cleared the air, 611 00:20:11,355 --> 00:20:14,092 tensions still lingered between Barry and Geoff. 612 00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:16,241 What? No. I'm not going anywhere he is. 613 00:20:16,251 --> 00:20:19,018 Good. 'Cause there's a huge world out there for you to explore, 614 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:20,954 most of which doesn't have me in it. 615 00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:23,968 But stay away from Australia and the Americas. 616 00:20:23,978 --> 00:20:25,213 Guys, stop. 617 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,461 Joanne and I talked about it, and we're to blame, as well. 618 00:20:27,471 --> 00:20:28,486 It's true. 619 00:20:28,496 --> 00:20:30,730 We should've just encouraged you to be yourselves. 620 00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:33,278 You're brothers. You'd do anything for each other. 621 00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:34,776 Even giving up something that you want more 622 00:20:34,786 --> 00:20:36,391 than anything in the world. 623 00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:38,271 I really did want you to get it. 624 00:20:38,556 --> 00:20:41,194 Me too. 625 00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:42,362 Bro. 626 00:20:42,372 --> 00:20:44,285 - Bro. - ? Anything at all... 627 00:20:44,295 --> 00:20:45,442 That's the thing about family. 628 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,247 Sometimes there can be disagreements, 629 00:20:47,257 --> 00:20:49,012 even embarrassments, 630 00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,324 but eventually, 631 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,370 if you find yourselves in step with the people you love, 632 00:20:53,615 --> 00:20:55,059 there's no telling 633 00:20:55,069 --> 00:20:57,219 the great places you might go. 634 00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:06,243 I've added some sound effects to old home movies. 635 00:21:06,984 --> 00:21:09,248 Stop videotaping! 636 00:21:09,258 --> 00:21:11,571 Adam, what the hell? I'm gonna crimp your face! 637 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,508 I quit! 638 00:21:14,518 --> 00:21:16,454 We're called the Dropouts because... 639 00:21:16,464 --> 00:21:18,632 We dropped out of college. 640 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:25,952 Ha! Classic bathroom humor never disappoints, am I right? 641 00:21:25,962 --> 00:21:27,181 When it's classy. 642 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:32,830 - Synced & corrected by L0tech - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 47582

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