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♪ Shake it, shake it
Baby ♪
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♪ Shake it, shake it
Yeah ♪
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Mornin', Christopher.
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You all ready to finish
high school?
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Yeah, I'm excited.
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Very excited.
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Oh, I can see that.
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Yo, two more weeks and
we're high-school graduates.
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Tick tock. You gonna ask Autumn
out before the buzzer rings?
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A'ight. A, she has a boyfriend.
B, he's a monster.
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Come on, dude, take action.
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I mean, you been spinnin'
for her since like grade two.
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Chris. Hey. Why don't you
come and get yourself
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one of mama's
famous breakfast sandwiches.
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Famous with who? Dylan got
sick last time he had one.
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Yeah, Dylan. You know,
I worry about him.
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Don't get me wrong,
I like the boy and all,
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but what's he gonna do
after high school?
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He never set himself up
for his future.
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Just made one bad mistake
after another.
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Not like you, superstar.
Heh, heh, heh.
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So come on down, a'ight?
A'ight. I'll be down.
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Move your butt.
I'll be down.
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Oh! Hey, man, about
what he just said, don't...
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I was just talking to my mom.
What's up?
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Nothin', man.
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Hey, hey, my man.
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Yo, what up?
What's up, what's up?
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Yo Chris,
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Stomp and Deathgrave are outside
talking smack about you.
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You need to check
those fools, man.
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You made out with her?
Well, not exactly.
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Wait, what does that mean?
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Well...not at all.
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So, what did you do?
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Ever hear of the fine art
of conversation?
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Oh, you suck.
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Yo, man, you want sound? You
want heavy?
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You want 180 grams,
my brother.
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Yeah, 180 grams
don't come cheap, though.
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Yeah, what's cost
when it comes to quality?
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Show you somethin' right now.
Call yourself a DJ...
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What? What?
What you got?
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Boom!
See this right here, bro.
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It's weight, density.
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Ain't no needle gonna
skip over that mo'fo.
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Needle ain't gonna
skip on me, period.
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Yeah, 'cause you ain't
a real DJ.
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You pre-mix your shit
on your iPad
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when you should be doing it
on the fly.
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Listen, I take the time
to get shit right.
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You let the whole club
hear your mistakes.
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Because I'm human.
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It's real.
Yeah, well, it's imperfect.
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That's why it's perfect.
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Yo, what's up?
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♪ They call me Stomp boy That's
what I do to you ♪
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♪ Put you in your place
In a race that'll do to ya ♪
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♪ You don't have the heart
Like Stomp do ♪
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♪ Battle me and you'll be
Headlining the Fox News ♪
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♪ They call me Deathgrave
I'm the troublin' type ♪
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♪ And I'm handin' out obituaries
When I'm on the mic ♪
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♪ Man, I'm up for a fight
Say I'm buggin' you, right ♪
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♪ Keep poppin' that lip
You gon' see what it's like ♪
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♪ Ya got bummy school gear
'Cause ya pockets are light ♪
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♪ Man, I'm shining up the hall
'Cause my pockets is right ♪
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♪ Got ya girl always talkin'
Like, "It's nice ta see ya" ♪
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♪ My cheese stays drippin'
Like a slice of pizza ♪
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♪ Ho, step right up, 'cause
Dylan's stealin' the show ♪
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♪ And you about to get dissed
By my main man Chris ♪
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Hey, Dylan, I got this.
This is light work.
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♪ If you Stomp, he Deathgrave
I'm the grim reaper ♪
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♪ Make Stomp stomp Deathgrave
And put him in a sleeper ♪
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♪ Six feet ya deeper than
Your Mom's voice ♪
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♪ You sound like Darth Vader
On steroids ♪
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♪ I'm-a get this poppin'
Them ain't skinny jeans ♪
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♪ You're wearing
Momma's stockings ♪
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♪ And Deathgrave, man
Your raps are so simple ♪
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♪ The only thing you ever keep
Popping is pimples ♪
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♪ I said it, you're done
Get back to your fun ♪
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♪ 'Cause this battle was over
Before it even begun ♪
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That's bullshit.
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Step off, boys. Maybe next
time for the little sisters.
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Yo, you got
some wrong skills, son.
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Yo, we got skills...
you know?
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You really gonna walk away
from all this for college?
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I'm not really walking away
from anything, man.
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We can still do
the rap thing,
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it just gotta be
on the side.
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So I been talkin'
to my boy Doobie.
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He just started this gig at
Kickpower Records in New York.
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He's gonna get us in.
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Look man, I told you,
Doobie's an intern.
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And he does coke.
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Yo, he only does
ecstasy and weed.
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Okay.
It's not what happened!
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Why are her books
in your bag, Quentin?
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Because I was
holdin' 'em for her.
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Why?
That's my friend,
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and I'm into Twilightnow.
That's your friend.
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Yes.
You're into Twilightnow?
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Yeah.
Hmm-hmm.
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Really?
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Yes.
Since when?
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No, stop and talk to me.
Since today.
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Since today?
Yep.
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Okay. You on Team Eric
or Team Jacob?
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Well, first, I mean,
you got Jacob,
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and he's all that.
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Then you got your Eric
and he's so...
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just kind of wishy washy
and all that, so...
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I mean...
whatever.
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All right.
Who's Sookie Stackhouse?
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The girl that's in love
with both of them.
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Wouldn't be Twilight
without her.
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You'd be right. If we were
talking about True Blood.
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Take your fuckin' books.
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Call from my moms.
I gotta take it.
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I didn't hear it ring.
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It's on vibrate.
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Fuck, man.
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Yo, what the fuck
you lookin' at?
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I ain't got no food
for your fat ass.
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Watch out.
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Seriously, Quentin?
Deuces.
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She's just so damn fine.
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I'm so sorry.
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How come the assholes
get the good girls, man?
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Assholes roll the dice.
Take risks.
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What should I say?
Think of something.
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She ain't gonna just
put 'em on the glass.
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Y'know, when you rappin',
you Superman.
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Music fade--
Clark Kent.
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Oh, really?
Oh, for sure, okay.
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Then watch me fly.
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Hey, Autumn, Autumn,
how you livin', girl?
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What's up?
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Been better.
Yeah.
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You hear all that?
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Nah, except he might be
creepin' with some ho,
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but y'know, obviously
the guy's into hoes...
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Not saying
that you're a ho.
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The school's
full of hoes, you know?
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Here a ho, there a ho,
everywhere a ho-ho...
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And then, poof.
Ho be gone.
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What are you saying, Chris?
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I'm really trying to say
I think you're a princess.
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Yes!
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You're sweet.
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I try.
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Bye.
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Dude, I thought
you were toast
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with that "ho be gone"
nonsense,
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but you rallied!
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I thought it was funny.
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Nah.
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This is crazy.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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Look, why can't the CPAs I hire
get their clients
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to put the invoice numbers
on their check stubs?
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Devil's in the details.
Yeah.
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And that's why you're
the V.P. of Finance.
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-Hmm! You mean, the V.
-P
of that fine ass.
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What, you want
the double stuff?
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I can do that
all day long, babe.
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Oh, he's home. He's here.
Look who's home from school.
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Look who's home
from school.
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Hey, buddy,
how was school?
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You know, the usual.
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I'm-a be upstairs.
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Wait, hey, hey.
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Uh... dad,
are you on the pipe?
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You actin' kinda strange today.
What's up?
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Son, for 18 years,
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you have been hard-working,
and responsible.
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And we're so relieved
you realized
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the whole music thing
ain't for you.
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You guys didn't give me
much of a choice on that one,
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but...thanks.
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It's not true.
There's always a choice.
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You just have a knack
for making the right ones.
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Can I do it?
Can I tell him?
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Follow me.
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Chris, Chris, Chris.
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Wow!
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You got yourself
a beautiful car here, pops.
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Yeah, you know,
I figured this is probably
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the perfect car
for a college kid.
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Oh, hell, no!
Oh, hell, yes.
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Figured a guy like you
could use a fine ride.
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Dad, this is amazing!
Thanks!
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Whoa! Hey, uh-uh.
No, no, no.
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Let's hold off a couple of
weeks, then make it official.
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Don't worry, son.
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You're gonna be slicin'
some serious poontang pie
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up in this here.
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Poontang pie.
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♪ I'm still that G
Still who ridin' ♪
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♪ Flip my new lip
Wouldn't Cop the newer model ♪
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♪ More paper than a trashman
Last man standing ♪
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♪ Anywhere in the world
We on airplanes landing ♪
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♪ Hustle like a porn star
Love to pass the rock ♪
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♪ The whole chicken though
I ain't standin' on the block ♪
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♪ Enrolled in the hood 'cause
It always have my back ♪
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♪ Taught me how to rap
Taught me how to flip that ♪
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Melvin!
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What did you just say to him?
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Uh...
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Son...
Speeding.
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Uh, don't be speeding,
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and to respect women
at all times.
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All times.
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Hello?
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Yes...
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Oh, Lord, no!
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No!
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Who dead?
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Aunt Coot.
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Aunt Coot?
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Oh, the humpback?
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Oh, they still on the phone?
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I'm sorry.
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All right, baby,
we gotta hurry.
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It's gonna be hours
to get to Barstow.
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I just can't believe
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they called
the day of the funeral.
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She's been dead a week,
and they just call now?
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Yes.
Because they don't like us.
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Wait, I'm confused. Was it
Aunt Maybelline who died?
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It was Aunt Coot.
Coot?
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You may not remember her.
It's been a while.
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Oh, the humpback?
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Yeah, she was texting
on the stairs, son,
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and that weight of that hump
just became too much,
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and she fell down,
just hump over hump over hump.
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She was humped to death.
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Wow!
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Damn hump took her out.
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We'll be back Saturday.
Okay.
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I know I don't have
to say this...
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You don't have to say it.
I'll take care of the house.
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I got it.
Baby, you're forgettin',
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you're talking to our
responsible and mature son.
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Heh, heh, heh, heh.
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And you know
how your mama is
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about girls in the house
while she's away,
247
00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:24,005
so cool it
on that front.
248
00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:25,019
And remember
what's waiting on you.
249
00:11:25,021 --> 00:11:26,023
Okay?
Okay.
250
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,014
No mistakes.
A'ight.
251
00:11:29,016 --> 00:11:31,016
Okay.
252
00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:39,002
Right, ya'll.
Ya'll drive safe.
253
00:11:39,004 --> 00:11:40,006
No texting and driving.
254
00:11:40,008 --> 00:11:42,007
Remember what happened
to Aunt Hump!
255
00:11:45,012 --> 00:11:48,014
Let's go, homey, it's Friday.
256
00:11:48,016 --> 00:11:51,002
Get your ass in the car.
Come on, it's Friday.
257
00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:54,012
Friday, Friday.
258
00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:01,015
When you gonna get rid of
this broke-down hooptie?
259
00:12:01,017 --> 00:12:03,013
Don't hate on the car.
260
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,015
Got my first hand job
in this car.
261
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:08,002
Yeah, from your own hand.
262
00:12:12,018 --> 00:12:14,014
Whassup, Doobie?
263
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:20,018
That's great.
264
00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:23,011
Yeah.
265
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:27,003
Yeah, just text me
when it's going down.
266
00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:30,017
Oh, you got that right, Doobie.
267
00:12:30,019 --> 00:12:32,001
Guess who that was?
268
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,014
I don't know.
Doobie?
269
00:12:33,016 --> 00:12:35,008
In town with his boss,
Keniston Scott!
270
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:37,009
Oh, shit!
Keniston Scott!
271
00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:38,016
Who's that?
272
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,018
The record exec!
Well, okay.
273
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,018
Too bad we don't have
a decent demo to give 'em.
274
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:46,008
Forget a demo. That don't show
what we do in a crowd.
275
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,020
We need to find
a house party.
276
00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:52,016
I'm down. I can roll all night.
The parents are outta town.
277
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:54,014
Back up the escalade.
278
00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:57,010
Are you sayin'
your parents are out of town
279
00:12:57,012 --> 00:12:59,013
and you got the crib
to yourself?
280
00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:01,003
Oh, no!
Don't even think it.
281
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:03,007
We're gonna have the house
party in your house.
282
00:13:03,009 --> 00:13:05,010
No, 'cause we're not destroying
my parents' house.
283
00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:07,022
You're crazy.
Don't you see? It's fate.
284
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,022
This is your moment.
285
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,011
My moment?
286
00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:12,022
Look, I like rap, all right.
287
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,009
But I don't know if I want
to do it the rest of my life.
288
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:18,007
Bullshit! You want to be
a rap star, Chris.
289
00:13:18,009 --> 00:13:19,013
You always have.
290
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,009
Look, I told my folks
I'd be mature.
291
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:24,014
I didn't tell you, but they
got me a graduation gift.
292
00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:27,018
A '85 Camaro.
293
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,017
Riding.
294
00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:30,009
That's a crazy vehicle!
295
00:13:30,011 --> 00:13:32,009
And I will do sex in it
when the time comes.
296
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,019
No, you won't.
297
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,017
But in the meantime,
we're gonna make this party
298
00:13:35,019 --> 00:13:38,001
an exclusive,
invite-only affair.
299
00:13:38,003 --> 00:13:41,003
I'll invite Doobie
and Keniston Scott,
300
00:13:41,005 --> 00:13:43,002
you invite Autumn Rose.
301
00:13:44,007 --> 00:13:45,017
She's just
a beautiful flower,
302
00:13:45,019 --> 00:13:47,020
waiting on you
to pollinate her.
303
00:13:49,018 --> 00:13:51,000
All right,
10 people at the most?
304
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:52,017
15, hard limit.
305
00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:54,016
How 'bout that?
306
00:13:54,018 --> 00:13:56,017
You think Autumn
really likes me?
307
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:57,023
Yeah.
308
00:13:58,001 --> 00:13:59,017
But she needs to see you
in star mode
309
00:13:59,019 --> 00:14:01,007
to seal the deal.
310
00:14:01,009 --> 00:14:02,015
And tell her to leave
the boyfriend at home.
311
00:14:02,017 --> 00:14:05,010
For sure. A'ight.
Keeping it small, right?
312
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,015
Real small.
Miniscule.
313
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:08,010
A'ight.
Like your package.
314
00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:11,008
Oh, don't even play me, dog,
I'm blessed, a'ight?
315
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,023
House party?
316
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:14,014
Hell, yeah,
I'll be there.
317
00:14:14,016 --> 00:14:16,017
We gotta make sure
we get all the furniture
318
00:14:16,019 --> 00:14:17,022
out of the room.
Yeah, check.
319
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,010
I'll be right back.
320
00:14:19,012 --> 00:14:21,022
Chris, dude!
The house orgy's on, man!
321
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,017
What?
Hey, Chris!
322
00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:26,010
Going to perpetrate some nasty
ass strange inside your house!
323
00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:29,021
Long and wide, from behind
and from the side, baby!
324
00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:34,002
I'm gonna give a girl
a baby on your couch!
325
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:36,017
I'm getting blown
in your bedroom, man.
326
00:14:36,019 --> 00:14:41,003
Oh, hell, no!
Dylan!
327
00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:43,015
Yeah, what's up, bro?
328
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:46,021
Yo, why is everybody saying
they're gonna bang in my house.
329
00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:49,011
Bang out some tunes, yo.
330
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:52,008
They just talkin'.
I mean, they're just kids.
331
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,019
No, man, this is
gettin' out of hand.
332
00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:56,018
I'm shutting it down,
right now.
333
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,007
Come on.
Hey, Chris,
334
00:14:58,009 --> 00:15:00,007
everybody's going
to your party.
335
00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:02,017
I'll see you there tonight!
336
00:15:02,019 --> 00:15:04,014
I'll see you there.
337
00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:06,001
Later, Dylan.
338
00:15:07,016 --> 00:15:09,002
You were saying?
339
00:15:09,004 --> 00:15:10,020
How the hell did this happen?
340
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:14,006
Chris? Dylan?
341
00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:15,011
What's up, Precocious?
342
00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:17,012
Yeah, we a little busy here.
343
00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:19,018
I've been hearin'
about your house party...
344
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:22,011
Where did you hear about this?
On Facebook.
345
00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,020
On Facebook!
346
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,012
And Twitter,
and Tumbler,
347
00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:27,018
and Instagram and...
What do you want?
348
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:31,013
Well, I was wonderin'...
349
00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:33,018
Can I come?
350
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:36,012
Sorry, I mean,
too many bodies as it is.
351
00:15:36,014 --> 00:15:40,020
But... I'm gonna try and make
some room for you, Precocious.
352
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,023
Oh, really?
Yeah.
353
00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:48,004
Yo, you got heart, G.
354
00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:50,000
And with any luck,
you'll get Autumn too.
355
00:15:50,002 --> 00:15:51,012
Get Autumn too.
356
00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:53,002
Hey, Chris! Yo! Chris, man!
357
00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:55,017
How you gon' hire
Hardcap to DJ your party
358
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:57,015
when I'm yo boy?
359
00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:59,008
I didn't hire no DJ.
360
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:03,015
You great, Bootytime.
But Hardcap is hot.
361
00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:06,019
Tsk!
Man, that's messed up, Dylan.
362
00:16:06,021 --> 00:16:09,021
You too, Chris. Us three
go back since forever.
363
00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:11,018
Bootytime,
you rock the house.
364
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:14,003
But that shit you got
is always breaking down.
365
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,014
He's right.
It's not.
366
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,003
My shit is fixed.
Hand to God, yo.
367
00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:20,017
Plus, you said these playas
were lookin' for old school,
368
00:16:20,019 --> 00:16:25,001
not Hardcap's disco
electro crypto bullshit.
369
00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:28,005
Better than your played-out
hood rat grab bag!
370
00:16:28,007 --> 00:16:29,017
Yeah, whatever.
371
00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:34,006
So, what's the verdict?
Yeah, what's the verdict? Chris?
372
00:16:34,008 --> 00:16:36,015
Look, this is how
it has to go down.
373
00:16:36,017 --> 00:16:39,001
Hardcap, I know Bootytime
five years longer than you,
374
00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:40,011
so you got the gig.
375
00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:43,000
You gonna have to be on standby.
Just in case, bro.
376
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,013
Don't trip. Ain't gonna be
no "just in case."
377
00:16:45,015 --> 00:16:47,014
Chuck E. Cheese is
lookin' for a DJ, though.
378
00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:49,004
See you in class.
Peace.
379
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:51,010
Standby, man?
380
00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:53,022
Sorry, bro.
It's Chuck E. Cheese, man.
381
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,020
I mean, they are hiring.
382
00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:57,014
Chuck E. Cheese.
383
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,000
I got to get to my class.
Chuck E. Cheese.
384
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,019
That's whack, man.
385
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:04,022
Gentlemen,
we need to avenge Gotham City.
386
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,013
What do you mean?
387
00:17:06,015 --> 00:17:09,018
We need to find a way
to get into Chris' party.
388
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:12,023
Www.howdowedothat.com?
389
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:14,008
We can bring him
some food...
390
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,009
You can make sushi.
391
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:18,012
I'm not Japanese.
392
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,006
Guys, I could sell my father's
porn collection.
393
00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:27,001
No!
394
00:17:45,018 --> 00:17:47,016
Well, well, well.
395
00:17:47,018 --> 00:17:50,023
Heaven just pulled up
in a green hooptie.
396
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,023
Tracey,
just look at Chris.
397
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:57,009
I been waitin' for that young
tender ass to turn 18.
398
00:17:57,011 --> 00:17:59,010
You're old enough
to be his mother.
399
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:01,006
I think
the term is "cougar."
400
00:18:01,008 --> 00:18:04,019
And as said cougar,
I'm gonna tear that ass up.
401
00:18:04,021 --> 00:18:06,023
Victoria!
I'm serious.
402
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,020
Girl, you know Lisa Ann?
Porn actress.
403
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:12,020
You know, when she was younger,
she was just another porn ho.
404
00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:14,010
Then she turn 40...
405
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:18,020
she's the number one name
in adult entertainment.
406
00:18:18,022 --> 00:18:20,008
Hottest thing.
407
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:23,012
How you think Demi Moore
got Ashton Kutcher?
408
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,023
Or how Susan Sarandon
with her big ole titties,
409
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,020
how you think
she got Tim Robbins?
410
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,016
Because them sisters know
what's up.
411
00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:33,019
And you know what's up--
the slightly older,
412
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:37,008
but still damn sexy woman.
Hello!
413
00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:40,012
Oh, girl, look.
414
00:18:40,014 --> 00:18:43,005
I think somebody's
having a little party.
415
00:18:43,007 --> 00:18:45,022
And I sure hope
he invites me
416
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,018
'cause I wanna provide
that young man
417
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:53,009
with some MILF and cookies.
Grrr!
418
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,005
Move that?
419
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,007
Yeah, just...
put it in my room.
420
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,006
Yep.
421
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,005
Bootytime's here.
422
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,014
Good, he's early.
423
00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:16,001
Yo, Chris, you got
any Hot Pockets
424
00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:18,022
up in the fridge, man?
I'm hungry. Gotta get ready--
425
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,005
Oh, shit.
426
00:19:21,007 --> 00:19:22,009
Come on.
427
00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:24,021
Hey, yo, Chris,
don't even trip, man.
428
00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:27,001
You already know
DJ Bootytime
429
00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:29,010
brought enough super glue
and duct tape
430
00:19:29,012 --> 00:19:32,010
to fix any problem
that comes up...
431
00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:35,011
it's called preparation, man.
C'mon, you already know this.
432
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:41,017
Yeah, lemme move this
right quick.
433
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,006
Goddamn,
this thing is heavy.
434
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:45,003
Like this.
435
00:19:45,005 --> 00:19:46,017
Oh, hell, no!
436
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:49,012
What y'all talking about?
Oh, shit.
437
00:19:49,014 --> 00:19:51,006
Hey, man,
don't even trip, bro.
438
00:19:51,008 --> 00:19:53,007
Chris, I got some Clorox sheets
in the trunk.
439
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:54,018
Clorex sheets!
440
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:57,006
It'll scrub out any scratches
that happens on this floor.
441
00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:58,018
Pops ain't even gonna notice.
442
00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:01,012
Keep your chin up.
You know Bootytime got you.
443
00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:05,006
Deal! We're gonna have
some fine ladies up in here.
444
00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:07,005
And they gonna be
all over DJ Bootytime
445
00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:09,014
like I can't believe
it ain't butter, what?
446
00:20:09,016 --> 00:20:11,008
'Cause it DJ Bootytime!
447
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,007
Spread it on and let it melt
down ya chin, bitches!
448
00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:16,001
Whoo!
Does this guy really get laid?
449
00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:17,023
Whatcha mean I get laid?
They call me Frito,
450
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,014
that's how much
I get laid so much.
451
00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:21,022
They couldn't keep their hands
off me in the front yard.
452
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,004
Your neighbors
was on me, man.
453
00:20:23,006 --> 00:20:26,007
Pfft!
Scratch it up tonight.
454
00:20:31,013 --> 00:20:32,020
Underclassmen.
455
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,012
You don't really think
you're getting in, do you?
456
00:20:35,014 --> 00:20:37,015
We brought you
some high-end booze,
457
00:20:37,017 --> 00:20:39,023
you know,
for the house.
458
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:45,015
♪ Yo, ho, ho,
and three bottles of rum ♪
459
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,004
Come on in
if you're coming.
460
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:52,021
Go, go, go.
Up top, man.
461
00:20:52,023 --> 00:20:55,006
♪ Got a drink in my hand
But don't spill it ♪
462
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:57,019
♪ With a chick on my arm
That's what I'm dealin' with ♪
463
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:59,023
♪ When I rush the boss
He wants to answer the party ♪
464
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:02,003
♪ They put me in charge
So I'm-a kill it ♪
465
00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:04,004
♪ Got a drink in my hand
But don't spill it ♪
466
00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:07,003
♪ With a chick on my arm
That's what I'm dealin' with ♪
467
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,019
There she is.
468
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,023
Get on in here
with your bad self.
469
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:34,019
Get in there!
470
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:39,004
♪ We turn up
Till the night's gone ♪
471
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,010
♪ Grab a cup
Until we break dawn ♪
472
00:21:41,012 --> 00:21:46,002
♪ Goin' hard till we fall
Then we do, do, do it again ♪
473
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:48,009
♪ Cash bar
Tell her be friends ♪
474
00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:51,005
Hey, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, yo.
475
00:21:52,018 --> 00:21:55,008
Will you relax?
It's all chill.
476
00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:58,011
That scratch Bootytime put
in the floor is not all chill.
477
00:21:58,013 --> 00:22:00,013
We already started
the night off on a deficit.
478
00:22:00,015 --> 00:22:02,004
Is Autumn here?
Not yet.
479
00:22:02,006 --> 00:22:04,000
But she best be
bringing Morgan,
480
00:22:04,002 --> 00:22:06,012
'cause she be lookin'
fine as hell.
481
00:22:09,016 --> 00:22:13,006
Doobster!
Doobie.
482
00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:14,017
No!
Food poisoning?
483
00:22:14,019 --> 00:22:17,005
Listen to me, you get
your ass off that toilet,
484
00:22:17,007 --> 00:22:19,004
and get over here
with Keniston Scott!
485
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,018
Doobie, don't...
486
00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:22,019
He hung up.
What's the crisis?
487
00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:24,007
He ate some bad sushi
or somethin'.
488
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,017
He's out.
I knew it.
489
00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,005
Doobie's full of shit.
490
00:22:27,007 --> 00:22:28,022
Literally.
So the record exec is out.
491
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,008
So this was all
for nothing?
492
00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:33,002
No, Keniston Scott's
coming without Doobie.
493
00:22:33,004 --> 00:22:35,006
Okay, I'll believe that
when I see it.
494
00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:36,017
And even if he does come,
495
00:22:36,019 --> 00:22:38,003
we don't even know
what he looks like.
496
00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:40,020
Doobie's not pickin' up.
497
00:22:40,022 --> 00:22:43,005
Keniston could be here now
and we won't even know it.
498
00:22:43,007 --> 00:22:45,018
No, I'll just look
for the old guy in a suit.
499
00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:49,001
Believe me, I can sniff out
a record executive.
500
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,006
We need to make a name
for ourselves.
501
00:22:58,008 --> 00:23:00,003
Yeah.
And how do we do that?
502
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,021
I mean, we are who we are,
right?
503
00:23:01,023 --> 00:23:04,007
No, look at that guy
from that sitcom,
504
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:05,021
the one who acted all whacky.
505
00:23:05,023 --> 00:23:07,012
Then he did
some crazy interviews,
506
00:23:07,014 --> 00:23:09,008
and suddenly
he's the rockstar from Mars.
507
00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:11,010
Yeah.
And he rose again,
508
00:23:11,012 --> 00:23:13,004
all new and powerful,
like the Phoenix.
509
00:23:13,006 --> 00:23:16,001
Like freakin' caw-caw,
caw-caw.
510
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,019
That's what we need to do.
511
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:21,007
Yeah.
To our time!
512
00:23:21,009 --> 00:23:22,019
Our time.
513
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:32,009
Now, that guy is weird.
514
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:34,005
Way weird.
515
00:23:34,007 --> 00:23:38,014
♪ Do, do, do it
Do, do, do it again ♪
516
00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:40,016
Yo, what's up, man?
You see I'm in my zone!
517
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:43,003
Yo, get my track cued up
and ready to pop in a snap.
518
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,004
I'm gonna need two hot mics
for me and Chris.
519
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,004
That guy from Kickpower
Records still coming?
520
00:23:47,006 --> 00:23:48,020
Yep. Me and Chris
gonna blow shit up.
521
00:23:48,022 --> 00:23:50,014
For sure. Hey, I can
remix your shit too.
522
00:23:50,016 --> 00:23:52,020
You know, put my freak in it,
c-c-cut it up!
523
00:23:52,022 --> 00:23:55,021
Go easy. Don't remix too much so
people can't recognize it.
524
00:23:55,023 --> 00:23:58,014
I got you,
let's go, do this.
525
00:24:07,021 --> 00:24:11,019
♪ Pop, pop, pop, pop
Let it drop, drop, drop ♪
526
00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:14,002
♪ If you got paid
And feel famous ♪
527
00:24:14,004 --> 00:24:16,010
♪ You sippin' on something
Outrageous ♪
528
00:24:16,012 --> 00:24:18,023
♪ Then pop ♪
529
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:22,002
Oh-oh. Who you gettin'
all Beyonce'd up for?
530
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:24,011
That Dylan
lookin' good lately.
531
00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:25,023
Huh, Dylan.
532
00:24:26,001 --> 00:24:28,016
So, what's up
with you and Chris?
533
00:24:28,018 --> 00:24:31,006
He's cute. Nice guy.
534
00:24:31,008 --> 00:24:32,014
Yeah.
535
00:24:32,016 --> 00:24:34,013
You ever get the feeling
that Quentin is kind of...
536
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,016
An asshole?
537
00:24:35,018 --> 00:24:36,022
Yeah.
538
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,017
All the time.
539
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:40,018
♪ Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass ♪
540
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,018
♪ She on that tworky shit
Twork, twork, twork ♪
541
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:45,020
♪ She did a headstand ♪
542
00:24:45,022 --> 00:24:49,016
♪ Twork, twork, twork
I threw a couple bands ♪
543
00:24:49,018 --> 00:24:51,013
Welcome to mi casa.
544
00:24:51,015 --> 00:24:52,023
Told you I'd be here.
545
00:24:53,001 --> 00:24:54,020
So, um, you figured out
546
00:24:54,022 --> 00:24:56,016
the directions and
everything, right?
547
00:24:56,018 --> 00:25:00,001
I'm here, right?
True.
548
00:25:00,003 --> 00:25:03,007
Um, how was traffic?
549
00:25:03,009 --> 00:25:05,001
Why don't you fix us a drink?
550
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:08,005
That's a great idea.
I got you.
551
00:25:11,018 --> 00:25:12,022
Whassup, baby?
552
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,004
You're looking exceptional.
553
00:25:15,006 --> 00:25:16,021
Just tryin' to
represent, y'know.
554
00:25:16,023 --> 00:25:19,008
You representin'
and presentin'.
555
00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:20,007
You know it.
556
00:25:20,009 --> 00:25:21,013
Get over here, come on.
557
00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:24,010
Down, boy.
The night is young.
558
00:25:24,012 --> 00:25:26,010
Just put a little rum in there.
559
00:25:26,012 --> 00:25:28,006
No, that's gross.
560
00:25:28,008 --> 00:25:30,008
All right,
let's see, let's see.
561
00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:34,011
A little vodka, okay...
562
00:25:34,013 --> 00:25:36,006
A little rum...
563
00:25:36,008 --> 00:25:38,018
triple sec...
All right.
564
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,013
little more vodka...
565
00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:44,020
How about
a splash of orange juice?
566
00:25:44,022 --> 00:25:46,018
That's quite a drink.
567
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:48,000
What, you wanna split it?
568
00:25:48,002 --> 00:25:52,003
Yeah, sure.
All right. Here you go.
569
00:25:52,005 --> 00:25:53,019
Hmm-hmm, here you go.
570
00:25:53,021 --> 00:25:55,005
Thank you.
571
00:25:55,007 --> 00:25:57,011
And how about to
endless possibilities,
572
00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,003
and no more high school.
573
00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:00,023
Endless possibilities.
574
00:26:01,001 --> 00:26:02,017
I like that.
575
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,017
Cheers.
576
00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:09,012
I like your earrings. They're
very unusual.
577
00:26:09,014 --> 00:26:10,020
Thank you.
578
00:26:10,022 --> 00:26:12,007
I take different pieces
from random things
579
00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:14,012
and put 'em together
to make something new.
580
00:26:14,014 --> 00:26:15,012
You know...
581
00:26:15,014 --> 00:26:16,019
That's hot.
Thanks.
582
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:18,007
Creative.
583
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:20,011
I have this idea to start
like a nonprofit clothing line.
584
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,020
Get some duds on the poor.
585
00:26:21,022 --> 00:26:23,004
Wow!
Somethin' like that.
586
00:26:23,006 --> 00:26:24,022
Sounds amazing.
Thanks.
587
00:26:27,006 --> 00:26:29,012
So, what're you planning
on doing after graduation?
588
00:26:29,014 --> 00:26:30,018
UC Santa Barbara.
589
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:32,019
Oh! Okay.
Yeah.
590
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:34,008
I wanna study fashion,
591
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,017
but my dad wants me to have
like a fall-back real degree.
592
00:26:37,019 --> 00:26:40,001
Oh, see, that's
my pop's thing too.
593
00:26:40,003 --> 00:26:41,016
I do music,
I rap here and there.
594
00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:43,012
I've heard you rap, Chris.
595
00:26:43,014 --> 00:26:45,006
The whole school has.
You guys are dope.
596
00:26:45,008 --> 00:26:49,010
Aw, we're not... We do
a little something, something.
597
00:26:49,012 --> 00:26:50,014
A lot of folks can.
598
00:26:50,016 --> 00:26:53,001
Don't minimize it.
Own it.
599
00:26:53,003 --> 00:26:56,014
The truth is, I like to do both.
Rap and school.
600
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:59,012
Yo, this party isn't
as whack as I thought.
601
00:26:59,014 --> 00:27:02,016
I heard on Black Planet there
was supposed to be a donkey.
602
00:27:04,018 --> 00:27:07,010
Chris,
you know Quentin...
603
00:27:07,012 --> 00:27:08,013
What's up?
How you doing?
604
00:27:08,015 --> 00:27:11,003
And look what you got...
605
00:27:16,022 --> 00:27:19,008
You know I ain't
all flossy like that.
606
00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:21,008
Baby, it's not about
bein' flossy.
607
00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:24,006
It's about
lettin' everybody know
608
00:27:24,008 --> 00:27:28,014
that you're
my number one girl.
609
00:27:28,016 --> 00:27:31,009
Number one girl.
Quentin, what up?
610
00:27:31,011 --> 00:27:33,010
I see a couple of my cats
over there.
611
00:27:33,012 --> 00:27:34,023
It's a bird!
It's a plane.
612
00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:37,021
No, no, no, it's a Q!
Ha, ha, ha.
613
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:40,000
Excuse me.
614
00:27:47,021 --> 00:27:50,020
Hmm, I hate that guy.
615
00:27:50,022 --> 00:27:53,016
♪ Let me dream, set me free
Take me away ♪
616
00:27:53,018 --> 00:27:57,014
♪ You can tie me down, throw me
Round, have it your way ♪
617
00:27:57,016 --> 00:28:00,001
♪ Curtis and Skippy
Flirting with hippies ♪
618
00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:02,013
♪ At the house party smokin'
Blunt full spliffy ♪
619
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:05,011
♪ Light it up, smoke it up
And let's get trippy ♪
620
00:28:05,013 --> 00:28:09,004
♪ Let's go insane ♪
621
00:28:09,006 --> 00:28:12,009
♪ No pain, no gain ♪
622
00:28:12,011 --> 00:28:16,015
Three dime pieces--
10's, ahead.
623
00:28:22,023 --> 00:28:25,014
Hey, how about over there?
624
00:28:26,023 --> 00:28:30,017
Three nickels--
5's...at best.
625
00:28:30,019 --> 00:28:32,003
You know what they say,
626
00:28:32,005 --> 00:28:35,017
one man's Chloe
is another man's Kim.
627
00:28:35,019 --> 00:28:37,016
Nobody actually says that.
628
00:28:37,018 --> 00:28:39,007
No?
No.
629
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:42,017
Yes, sir, we'll take those
nickels, thank you very much.
630
00:28:44,008 --> 00:28:47,011
Three nickels is 15.
It's five more than a ten.
631
00:28:47,013 --> 00:28:49,013
Oh, I like that.
Yeah.
632
00:28:54,017 --> 00:28:56,006
Hold on now.
633
00:29:17,002 --> 00:29:18,017
Lions...
Tigers...
634
00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:19,016
And bears.
635
00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:21,006
Oh, my.
636
00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:26,012
♪ Neighborhood watch, there's
A party round the block ♪
637
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,012
♪ Tell the crew we got to get
There before we call cops ♪
638
00:29:29,014 --> 00:29:31,016
Hey, hey, don't go upstairs.
639
00:29:31,018 --> 00:29:33,011
Hey.
640
00:29:38,011 --> 00:29:41,010
Oh! Mrs. Meyer.
641
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:43,012
Oh, come on.
Hello, Christopher.
642
00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:47,015
We're both adults now.
You can call me Kee Kee.
643
00:29:49,016 --> 00:29:51,007
Oh, okay. Uh...
644
00:29:51,009 --> 00:29:53,018
Well, you gonna
invite us in or what?
645
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:55,005
Um...
646
00:29:55,007 --> 00:29:58,014
Come on, Christopher,
I know you're throwin' a party,
647
00:29:58,016 --> 00:30:00,013
and I ain't here
to bust you, baby.
648
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:06,017
Uh-uh. I'm here
just to have a little fun.
649
00:30:06,019 --> 00:30:08,014
Right.
650
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:10,009
Come on in.
The drinks are in the kitchen.
651
00:30:10,011 --> 00:30:11,017
You help yourself.
652
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:15,014
Oh, I always do.
653
00:30:17,003 --> 00:30:18,020
Excuse me.
654
00:30:23,002 --> 00:30:24,022
Oh, I'm sorry.
655
00:31:02,003 --> 00:31:04,013
Watch your step.
Wait for me.
656
00:31:05,023 --> 00:31:08,014
Now don't be blocking
my action tonight.
657
00:31:11,017 --> 00:31:14,001
Yo, yo, King Louis.
658
00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:15,021
Purple kush?
659
00:31:18,018 --> 00:31:20,003
Hey. Hey.
660
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,021
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
661
00:31:21,023 --> 00:31:23,004
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
662
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,007
No.
Hey, whoa, whoa.
663
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,017
Excuse me, man.
You're excused.
664
00:31:25,019 --> 00:31:27,004
This liquor's
off-limits.
665
00:31:27,006 --> 00:31:28,011
Damn.
666
00:31:32,008 --> 00:31:34,006
Yo, dog. Dog. Dog.
667
00:31:34,008 --> 00:31:37,009
There is a real
live gnome outside.
668
00:31:37,011 --> 00:31:41,007
What? Yo, who are all
these people in my house?
669
00:31:41,009 --> 00:31:43,018
I guess word got out.
Because you put it out.
670
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:45,003
This is not
what we talked about.
671
00:31:45,005 --> 00:31:46,019
You were supposed to
keep it under control.
672
00:31:46,021 --> 00:31:48,011
There's gotta be people here
673
00:31:48,013 --> 00:31:50,022
so Keniston Scott could see
how we get them hoppin'.
674
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,020
You want him to see us
rappin' to crickets?
675
00:31:52,022 --> 00:31:54,003
Okay. Right. Right.
676
00:31:54,005 --> 00:31:55,017
At least get crowd control
or something.
677
00:31:55,019 --> 00:31:57,019
Get somebody at the door.
Already on it.
678
00:31:57,021 --> 00:32:00,011
Got my boy Pete
guarding the golden entrance.
679
00:32:00,013 --> 00:32:02,005
We all good.
680
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:04,012
♪ Feel the heat
In these streets I'm runnin' ♪
681
00:32:04,014 --> 00:32:07,023
♪ And if it's goin' down
You know I done it ♪
682
00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:10,015
♪ I'm the boss out here
I run it ♪
683
00:32:10,017 --> 00:32:14,013
♪ We gonna set it off this year
I'm on it ♪
684
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:17,002
Ain't you a little old
for this party?
685
00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:18,020
I've got business here.
686
00:32:18,022 --> 00:32:22,015
Well, get your ass in there.
Take care of business.
687
00:32:24,022 --> 00:32:26,010
♪ Call ya ♪
688
00:32:29,006 --> 00:32:32,000
♪ Can you hear me call ya ♪
689
00:32:34,022 --> 00:32:37,002
♪ Can you hear me call ya ♪
690
00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:42,021
♪ Can you hear me call ya ♪
691
00:32:51,004 --> 00:32:53,009
I thought you supposed
to be watching the door.
692
00:32:53,011 --> 00:32:54,017
I am.
693
00:32:54,019 --> 00:32:56,021
You see any music executive
types come through?
694
00:32:56,023 --> 00:32:58,023
You know,
a mover-shaker type?
695
00:32:59,001 --> 00:33:01,003
Nah.
696
00:33:01,005 --> 00:33:04,003
Wait, actually--
697
00:33:05,013 --> 00:33:07,000
Nope.
698
00:33:09,015 --> 00:33:11,017
♪ Lookin' so fine
In the club ♪
699
00:33:11,019 --> 00:33:13,018
♪ Everybody showin' me love ♪
700
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:16,006
♪ Lookin' so fly
In the club ♪
701
00:33:16,008 --> 00:33:18,012
♪ Everybody showin' me love ♪
702
00:33:22,017 --> 00:33:25,001
♪ On top like the pop
Since noon ♪
703
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,000
♪ I keep goin' out
Like a house of balloons ♪
704
00:33:27,002 --> 00:33:31,000
♪ I swear, I'm a groom
Hip to a loon ♪
705
00:33:31,002 --> 00:33:32,016
Hey!
706
00:33:34,018 --> 00:33:36,015
♪ I sweep her off her feet
She call me Mr. Broom ♪
707
00:33:36,017 --> 00:33:39,012
♪ Ha, see, first they said
I wouldn't make it ♪
708
00:33:39,014 --> 00:33:42,019
♪ Same people come around
Don't say shit ♪
709
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,013
Uh, Chris, what's wrong?
710
00:33:44,015 --> 00:33:46,007
Oh, nothing.
711
00:33:46,009 --> 00:33:49,001
You know. Except for
my so-called "guests"
712
00:33:49,003 --> 00:33:51,013
are lighting fire bombs
in my backyard
713
00:33:51,015 --> 00:33:53,018
and destroying
my parents' crib.
714
00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:56,016
Other than that,
it's all good.
715
00:33:56,018 --> 00:34:00,010
So I take it you didn't get
permission to throw this party?
716
00:34:00,012 --> 00:34:03,006
To be honest with you,
hell no.
717
00:34:05,008 --> 00:34:07,022
Chris, I've watched you
bust ass since grade school.
718
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,021
You realize,
you deserve a party, right?
719
00:34:10,023 --> 00:34:11,019
Maybe.
720
00:34:11,021 --> 00:34:14,006
Not maybe. You do.
721
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,009
Plus, nothing has happened
you can't clean,
722
00:34:16,011 --> 00:34:19,023
so just calm down,
have some fun.
723
00:34:20,001 --> 00:34:22,002
Okay.
724
00:34:24,005 --> 00:34:27,021
Uh, where's Quentin?
Thought y'all were dancing.
725
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:32,001
We were, but, uh,
he vanished, as usual.
726
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:35,007
Or he read the invite
and left.
727
00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:37,021
'Cause it specifically said,
"Everybody's welcome,
728
00:34:37,023 --> 00:34:39,019
except serial killers,
the walking dead,
729
00:34:39,021 --> 00:34:42,016
and conceited jocks
who don't know a great thing
730
00:34:42,018 --> 00:34:44,016
when they have it."
731
00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:48,018
Well, hello, Mr. Chris.
732
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:50,016
How's it hanging, baby?
733
00:34:50,018 --> 00:34:52,006
Half-mast?
734
00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:54,015
Or full staff?
735
00:34:54,017 --> 00:34:56,005
Mrs. Meyer.
736
00:34:56,007 --> 00:34:58,007
How about you meet
my friend Autumn?
737
00:34:58,009 --> 00:35:00,006
Hey.
738
00:35:00,008 --> 00:35:02,023
Why don't you and I
go hit that dance floor
739
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,021
and get all hot
and sweaty together?
740
00:35:04,023 --> 00:35:07,015
Uh, you mind if I take
a rain check on that one?
741
00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:10,006
A rain check?
742
00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:12,008
That's cute.
A rain check.
743
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,012
Rain check.
Mm-hm.
744
00:35:14,014 --> 00:35:16,021
Okay.
745
00:35:16,023 --> 00:35:19,012
I'll see you
a little later.
746
00:35:21,005 --> 00:35:23,005
Excuse me.
Excuse me, baby.
747
00:35:23,007 --> 00:35:25,014
It's gettin' a little tight.
It is a little tight.
748
00:35:25,016 --> 00:35:27,013
It's a little tight
up in here. Okay?
749
00:35:27,015 --> 00:35:30,020
That kinda tight.
750
00:35:30,022 --> 00:35:33,003
All right, Mrs. Meyer.
751
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:34,017
That's the next door
neighbor.
752
00:35:34,019 --> 00:35:37,002
Uh, apparently
she's recently single.
753
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:40,008
Uh, apparently she
wants to jump your bones.
754
00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:43,001
Really? You think so?
Yeah.
755
00:35:43,003 --> 00:35:45,011
Maybe just a little.
756
00:35:45,013 --> 00:35:46,020
Wow.
757
00:35:46,022 --> 00:35:49,000
Wanna check out
my graduation present?
758
00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:50,000
Sure, yeah.
759
00:35:50,002 --> 00:35:51,015
Come on.
760
00:35:58,001 --> 00:36:01,000
I get the keys
when they get back tomorrow.
761
00:36:01,002 --> 00:36:02,012
Not bad, huh?
762
00:36:02,014 --> 00:36:06,005
Not bad? This car
is the bomb dot com.
763
00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:08,004
So are you.
764
00:36:14,016 --> 00:36:16,009
Come here.
Me?
765
00:36:16,011 --> 00:36:18,005
Oh, really?
766
00:36:25,004 --> 00:36:28,002
You know I'm just
playin', right?
767
00:36:28,004 --> 00:36:29,002
Hell, yeah.
768
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,019
No, I didn't
really know that.
769
00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,015
So when she finally
stopped screaming,
770
00:36:40,017 --> 00:36:45,003
I said to her,
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
771
00:36:56,018 --> 00:36:59,001
♪ Seems to me
I'm Mr. Man on the block ♪
772
00:36:59,003 --> 00:37:00,022
♪ Get low, get low ♪
773
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,020
♪ Let's go, let's go
Dojo ♪
774
00:37:03,022 --> 00:37:05,013
♪ Get low, get low ♪
775
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:08,004
♪ Let's go, let's go
Dojo ♪
776
00:37:08,006 --> 00:37:09,021
♪ Get low, get low ♪
777
00:37:09,023 --> 00:37:12,020
♪ Let's go, let's go
Dojo ♪
778
00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:14,006
♪ Get low, get low ♪
779
00:37:14,008 --> 00:37:17,000
♪ Let's go, let's go
Dojo ♪
780
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:18,007
♪ Get low, get low ♪
781
00:37:18,009 --> 00:37:21,003
♪ Let's go, let's go
Dojo ♪
782
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,021
♪ Get low, get low ♪
783
00:37:22,023 --> 00:37:25,009
♪ Let's go, let's go
Dojo ♪
784
00:37:25,011 --> 00:37:27,011
♪ Look up, it's a bird
It's a plane ♪
785
00:37:27,013 --> 00:37:29,015
♪ The whole entire town's
Going to hear me when I say ♪
786
00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:31,019
♪ I'm flossy and I'm bossy
I'm flossy and I'm bossy ♪
787
00:37:31,021 --> 00:37:34,004
♪ I'm flossy and I'm bossy
Okay ♪
788
00:37:34,006 --> 00:37:38,003
♪ Tryin' to get a stack, baby
Call me green thumb ♪
789
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:40,018
♪ Make, make, make it hot ♪
790
00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:43,022
♪ Make, make it hot like ♪
791
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,004
Girl, this is our jam!
792
00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:47,023
Would you excuse me
for one second?
793
00:37:48,001 --> 00:37:49,004
Do ya thing.
Okay.
794
00:37:49,006 --> 00:37:50,020
All my girls get behind me.
795
00:37:50,022 --> 00:37:52,023
Girls over here,
boys over there.
796
00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:56,004
Come on, let's go.
Back up, girls.
797
00:37:58,002 --> 00:38:00,001
♪ Make it hot like ♪
798
00:38:00,003 --> 00:38:02,000
♪ Make it hot ♪
799
00:38:02,002 --> 00:38:04,000
♪ Make it hot like
Make it hot ♪
800
00:38:04,002 --> 00:38:07,007
♪ Make it hot
M-M-Make it hot like ♪
801
00:38:15,014 --> 00:38:17,006
♪ It's your chance, baby ♪
802
00:38:17,008 --> 00:38:19,007
♪ Let me see you dance, baby ♪
803
00:38:19,009 --> 00:38:21,011
♪ Let me see what you got
I'm-a put you on the spot ♪
804
00:38:21,013 --> 00:38:23,021
♪ Better, better make it hot
Make it hot like ♪
805
00:38:23,023 --> 00:38:25,013
♪ It's your chance, baby ♪
806
00:38:25,015 --> 00:38:27,015
♪ Let me see you dance, baby ♪
807
00:38:27,017 --> 00:38:29,018
♪ Let me see what you got
I'm-a put you on the spot ♪
808
00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:32,000
♪ Better, better make it hot
Make it hot like ♪
809
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,015
That's the best y'all got?
810
00:38:35,017 --> 00:38:37,001
You got somethin' better?
811
00:38:37,003 --> 00:38:39,005
Yo, let's do it!
812
00:38:39,007 --> 00:38:41,003
Back 'em up!
813
00:38:59,008 --> 00:39:01,006
♪ Make it hot ♪
814
00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:02,020
♪ Make it hot like ♪
815
00:39:25,009 --> 00:39:27,000
What the fuck?
816
00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:40,012
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
817
00:40:40,014 --> 00:40:42,006
Those girls are hot.
818
00:40:42,008 --> 00:40:44,006
Oh, hell to the no.
Them skinny bitches?
819
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:46,023
Shit. They ain't no
what they doin'.
820
00:41:02,007 --> 00:41:05,001
Yo, what's with you
hijacking my jam, son?
821
00:41:05,003 --> 00:41:07,011
You done just stepped
into some shit.
822
00:41:07,013 --> 00:41:09,011
Yo, what do you think
I came down here for?
823
00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:10,021
To watch these peeps
get bored
824
00:41:10,023 --> 00:41:14,009
to death with your bullshit
old school?
825
00:41:14,011 --> 00:41:16,018
I took it because you didn't
know what to do with it.
826
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:19,004
Look, man,
you don't ever,
827
00:41:19,006 --> 00:41:22,005
ever, ever, ever mix
with a man's mix, boy.
828
00:41:22,007 --> 00:41:24,004
Are you crazy?
What's wrong with you?
829
00:41:24,006 --> 00:41:26,012
Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Tyson,
Tyson. Holyfield.
830
00:41:26,014 --> 00:41:30,007
Yo. You're trippin',
go back to your corners, man.
831
00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:32,001
Hardcap.
832
00:41:32,003 --> 00:41:34,021
I remember back in the day
when we did some real dancin'.
833
00:41:34,023 --> 00:41:36,021
You know, we did stuff
like this, and the Hustle.
834
00:41:36,023 --> 00:41:40,008
We weren't all over the floor
like some skank hos.
835
00:41:44,012 --> 00:41:46,012
I'm Dylan.
836
00:41:46,014 --> 00:41:47,023
So glad you made it.
837
00:41:48,001 --> 00:41:50,010
Yeah, lovin' me some
old school house party.
838
00:41:50,012 --> 00:41:52,021
Yo, let me tell Chris
you're here, all right?
839
00:41:52,023 --> 00:41:55,007
He'd love
to meet you too.
840
00:42:02,004 --> 00:42:04,012
You almost got it.
841
00:42:04,014 --> 00:42:06,005
Chris...
842
00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:10,011
Aw, baby, that lil' dance
you and Morgan did was cute.
843
00:42:12,002 --> 00:42:13,018
You too, "Stomp The Yard."
844
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:17,019
But isn't all that "You Got
Served" pop-lockin' played out?
845
00:42:17,021 --> 00:42:21,016
What are we watchin' here,
Footloose orFlashdance?
846
00:42:21,018 --> 00:42:24,013
As played out as the medallion
with your initials on it?
847
00:42:24,015 --> 00:42:26,003
Or did the rest
of your name fall off
848
00:42:26,005 --> 00:42:28,004
because it ain't
really real platinum?
849
00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:35,006
This here
is more real
850
00:42:35,008 --> 00:42:37,016
than anything
you gon' get your hands on.
851
00:42:37,018 --> 00:42:41,000
It's time! Keniston Scott is
here, we need to get on the mic!
852
00:42:41,002 --> 00:42:42,012
Who?
The record exec.
853
00:42:42,014 --> 00:42:44,014
Oh, shit.
854
00:42:46,013 --> 00:42:48,020
♪ Like a bomb went off
In the middle of the night ♪
855
00:42:48,022 --> 00:42:51,011
♪ It had me trippin', jumped
Up out my bed for a peek ♪
856
00:42:51,013 --> 00:42:54,011
♪ I walked over to my window
But my knees felt weak ♪
857
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:00,023
Yo, yo, don't trip.
I got this.
858
00:43:01,001 --> 00:43:03,010
Please don't tell me your board
did not just go out.
859
00:43:03,012 --> 00:43:04,023
My board did not
just go out, man.
860
00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:07,005
You're about to set off
all the smoke alarms.
861
00:43:07,007 --> 00:43:08,011
I got this.
862
00:43:08,013 --> 00:43:10,001
I got my amp
in the car, man.
863
00:43:10,003 --> 00:43:11,023
All right. Hardcap, you on.
Go get it.
864
00:43:12,001 --> 00:43:12,023
You done, son.
865
00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:13,020
Hardcap is on.
866
00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:15,008
I'm sorry.
Chris.
867
00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:16,020
Hey. Hey, Chris!
868
00:43:16,022 --> 00:43:18,004
Chris!
869
00:43:18,006 --> 00:43:21,013
You're still gonna give me
50 dollars for the night?
870
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,015
Oh, my God.
871
00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:25,015
Dude, oh, my God.
872
00:43:27,014 --> 00:43:29,008
So, we got a small
technical issue
873
00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:31,018
but we're gettin' it fixed.
874
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:33,019
You in a rush?
Not particularly.
875
00:43:33,021 --> 00:43:35,004
Okay, so you can hang?
876
00:43:35,006 --> 00:43:38,013
'Cause we really want you
to see us do our thing.
877
00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,020
Only if I can get a drink
in this place.
878
00:43:40,022 --> 00:43:42,015
I'll be right back.
879
00:43:59,018 --> 00:44:02,013
Twenty-five-year
single malt scotch.
880
00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:05,013
Excuse me.
881
00:44:05,015 --> 00:44:08,007
All right. All right,
everybody, don't trip.
882
00:44:08,009 --> 00:44:09,021
The music will be back on
in a second.
883
00:44:09,023 --> 00:44:11,017
So everybody just, uh,
mingle or something.
884
00:44:11,019 --> 00:44:13,008
Hey, Chris. Chris.
885
00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:14,012
Yo, what's up.
886
00:44:14,014 --> 00:44:15,021
Hey, you got
some wire cutters?
887
00:44:15,023 --> 00:44:17,005
Maybe, man,
I might have to look.
888
00:44:17,007 --> 00:44:19,003
All right.
Please.
All right.
889
00:44:19,005 --> 00:44:20,012
Hey.
890
00:44:20,014 --> 00:44:21,022
About the sidekick.
891
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,013
Really, Tom don't need Jerry.
Batman don't need Robin.
892
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,006
What are you doing?
893
00:44:28,008 --> 00:44:30,023
I'm doing what the kids
call "sexting."
894
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,009
Kee Kee.
895
00:44:32,011 --> 00:44:35,008
You ever think about
giving this whole thing up?
896
00:44:37,019 --> 00:44:39,015
Vict--
897
00:44:39,017 --> 00:44:41,012
Victoria...
898
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,012
Hello, Christopher,
you got a second to talk?
899
00:44:46,014 --> 00:44:49,002
Um, actually, I gotta
get back downstairs.
900
00:44:49,004 --> 00:44:51,002
No, no, no,
don't you go anywhere.
901
00:44:51,004 --> 00:44:52,008
Now, Christopher, listen,
902
00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:55,004
I know I'm just
a little bit older than you
903
00:44:55,006 --> 00:44:58,002
and, well, you've got all those
little young girls down there
904
00:44:58,004 --> 00:44:59,016
just puttin'
their little cotton tails
905
00:44:59,018 --> 00:45:04,001
all up in your face,
and that's what college is for.
906
00:45:04,003 --> 00:45:06,002
Let's just say you and me
go across the street
907
00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,010
back to my house,
908
00:45:07,012 --> 00:45:10,004
and let me break you off
into a real man?
909
00:45:10,006 --> 00:45:12,007
Mrs. Meyer, actually,
I gotta get downstairs.
910
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:14,004
Stop it.
Just stop it, stop it.
911
00:45:14,006 --> 00:45:16,007
Ow.
Just wait a second.
912
00:45:16,009 --> 00:45:18,023
At least look at
what's being offered, baby.
913
00:45:19,001 --> 00:45:22,011
Oh. Those are, uh,
insanely explicit.
914
00:45:22,013 --> 00:45:23,015
Uh...
Ooh.
915
00:45:23,017 --> 00:45:25,019
Okay, I don't even know
what that is.
916
00:45:25,021 --> 00:45:27,012
You don't know
what that is?
917
00:45:29,005 --> 00:45:31,020
I love this.
Let me tell you what it is.
918
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,020
Hi. I'm Jerry.
919
00:46:28,022 --> 00:46:32,006
And I'm Precocious.
920
00:46:34,019 --> 00:46:36,022
Wanna go where it's
a little quieter and talk?
921
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,011
That sounds really nice, Jerry.
922
00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:41,017
Yeah?
Yeah.
923
00:46:44,003 --> 00:46:45,013
Christopher,
you cannot tell me
924
00:46:45,015 --> 00:46:48,001
that you don't notice me
noticing you noticing me
925
00:46:48,003 --> 00:46:49,012
when I come out
to get my morning paper.
926
00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:52,019
And you don't think I notice
that big morning woody?
927
00:46:52,021 --> 00:46:54,001
Yeah, that big mornin'--
928
00:46:54,003 --> 00:46:56,001
You don't think
I would possibly...
929
00:46:56,003 --> 00:46:58,011
Whoa. Whoa. You ain't
got no panties on.
930
00:46:58,013 --> 00:47:03,012
I know. And I'm so much wetter
than that sock under your bed.
931
00:47:03,014 --> 00:47:04,017
How'd you know?
932
00:47:04,019 --> 00:47:06,005
Baby, I know everything.
933
00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:09,005
Miss Meyer, Miss Meyer!
934
00:47:09,007 --> 00:47:12,017
To the left.
To the left, son.
935
00:47:12,019 --> 00:47:14,009
Whoo! Yes, yes.
936
00:47:14,011 --> 00:47:15,017
Yes. Oh, no.
937
00:47:15,019 --> 00:47:18,002
I was just looking for you.
938
00:47:18,004 --> 00:47:19,015
Um, news flash.
939
00:47:19,017 --> 00:47:21,014
I'm not in her vagina.
940
00:47:21,016 --> 00:47:23,009
I wasn't in her vagina.
941
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:26,013
Not yet!
942
00:47:26,015 --> 00:47:28,010
I swear, it's not
what it looks like.
943
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,015
I don't have time to explain
'cause I gotta get on the mic.
944
00:47:32,013 --> 00:47:33,017
Do what you have to do.
945
00:47:33,019 --> 00:47:35,006
All right.
946
00:47:39,004 --> 00:47:40,018
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
947
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:45,012
You see, this is still my gig,
these are still my speakers
948
00:47:45,014 --> 00:47:47,020
so I'm still rockin' this party.
949
00:47:47,022 --> 00:47:48,023
Sorry, dog.
950
00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:50,013
I'm the only one
who works my board, man.
951
00:47:50,015 --> 00:47:53,014
Okay, that's cool. Just, uh,
unplug your shit, homey.
952
00:47:53,016 --> 00:47:56,011
Go get your own speakers, and
maybe you can rock this party.
953
00:47:56,013 --> 00:47:58,007
Oh, yeah?
Whoa, gentlemen.
954
00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:01,010
We don't have time for this.
Y'all need to work this out.
955
00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:02,021
How we gonna do that?
956
00:48:02,023 --> 00:48:04,010
Look, y'all are
both DJs tonight.
957
00:48:04,012 --> 00:48:05,022
Y'all gotta switch
and take turns.
958
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,015
Y'all sharing equipment,
y'all gotta share time.
959
00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:09,022
Let's go. Come on,
cue my track, let's go.
960
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,017
Come on, Bootytime,
you in it.
961
00:48:11,019 --> 00:48:13,015
All right,
all right, all right.
962
00:48:18,010 --> 00:48:20,005
Where are we going?
963
00:48:24,022 --> 00:48:28,003
Oh, do you want me
to wait outside?
964
00:48:30,013 --> 00:48:33,023
Shut up and kiss me, stud!
965
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:03,021
Oh, damn, you're hot.
966
00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:15,020
Now you shut up and
do what I say, little man.
967
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:18,017
Look what we've got here.
968
00:49:19,022 --> 00:49:21,000
What's this?
969
00:49:21,002 --> 00:49:22,018
It's blue boner magic.
970
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:25,023
Now chew it up
and swallow me down!
971
00:49:27,023 --> 00:49:29,016
Oh, yeah.
972
00:49:31,008 --> 00:49:33,013
What's crackin' up in here?
973
00:49:34,018 --> 00:49:37,000
Y'all wanna see how it's done?
974
00:49:39,021 --> 00:49:42,001
♪ Let's go, uhh ♪
975
00:49:42,003 --> 00:49:44,018
♪ I'm swaggeriffic
Supercalifragalistic ♪
976
00:49:44,020 --> 00:49:46,017
♪ Party with
The baddest chicks ♪
977
00:49:46,019 --> 00:49:49,017
♪ It's a two-piece combo
And a biscuit ♪
978
00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:52,023
-♪ Chris really go H.A.
-M
No imitation pork, no spam ♪
979
00:49:53,001 --> 00:49:54,021
♪ Try music like this
Oh, damn ♪
980
00:49:54,023 --> 00:49:57,019
♪ Go, stupid girls
Clap your hands ♪
981
00:49:57,021 --> 00:50:01,004
♪ Haters gonna hate
I just look the other way ♪
982
00:50:01,006 --> 00:50:04,021
♪ We got models poppin' bottles
And I got the Alize ♪
983
00:50:04,023 --> 00:50:07,006
♪ What you know about money? ♪
984
00:50:07,008 --> 00:50:09,001
♪ I throw it in ya face ♪
985
00:50:09,003 --> 00:50:10,016
♪ Let me know how it taste ♪
986
00:50:10,018 --> 00:50:13,018
♪ 'Cause you lookin'
At a great ♪
987
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:14,022
Slap me.
988
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,005
Slap me like a bass guitar. Oh,
yeah.
989
00:50:17,007 --> 00:50:19,015
Slap that ass. Oh, yeah. Slap it
some more.
990
00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:21,006
Whoo-hoo!
991
00:50:21,008 --> 00:50:26,018
♪ Go in on it
Drinks up ♪
992
00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:29,001
♪ Go in on it
Drink up ♪
993
00:50:30,023 --> 00:50:34,012
Come on, baby,
you gotta pound!
994
00:50:36,013 --> 00:50:37,021
♪ DJ Hardcap salute ♪
995
00:50:37,023 --> 00:50:39,016
♪ One last thing I got to do ♪
996
00:50:39,018 --> 00:50:41,016
♪ Whack chain Q
I'm watchin' you ♪
997
00:50:41,018 --> 00:50:44,001
♪ Then wink at ya girl
I got you, boo ♪
998
00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:47,009
♪ 'Cause you treat her bad
Dump him, let me be your man ♪
999
00:50:47,011 --> 00:50:49,022
♪ Q stands for Quit ♪
1000
00:50:51,001 --> 00:50:52,018
I'm gonna bust a nut.
1001
00:50:53,022 --> 00:50:56,001
Here it comes!
1002
00:50:56,003 --> 00:50:57,019
Oh!
1003
00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:59,007
Get back!
1004
00:51:20,001 --> 00:51:21,022
Oh, shit.
1005
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,018
You took it all.
1006
00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:28,010
You pounded that pussy
and beat it up.
1007
00:51:28,012 --> 00:51:31,004
You rocked my world, girl.
1008
00:51:34,005 --> 00:51:37,018
She caved in
the damn ceiling.
1009
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:40,004
Oh, hell no.
1010
00:51:58,022 --> 00:52:01,000
What the hell are you doing?
1011
00:52:31,011 --> 00:52:34,021
Damn, the dance floor
is jacked up.
1012
00:52:34,023 --> 00:52:37,000
Yeah, I guess
this party's over.
1013
00:52:37,002 --> 00:52:38,020
Yeah.
1014
00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:43,002
Yo, wait! Why don't we just
take it to the back yard?
1015
00:52:43,004 --> 00:52:46,011
Man, you ain't so dumb
for a fake DJ.
1016
00:52:46,013 --> 00:52:48,006
Let's take it to the yard!
1017
00:52:48,008 --> 00:52:50,006
Take it the yard, everybody!
1018
00:53:05,010 --> 00:53:07,018
Whoa, glad you're
still here, man.
1019
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:10,002
Hey, Dylan!
What up, partner?
1020
00:53:10,004 --> 00:53:11,022
Plumbing problems, you know?
1021
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,022
Anyway, this is my partner
on the mic, Chris.
1022
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,018
Chris.
Nice to meet you, man.
1023
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:18,007
Thanks for coming.
Nice to meet you.
1024
00:53:18,009 --> 00:53:19,008
Sorry about all this.
1025
00:53:19,010 --> 00:53:20,020
At least you got
1026
00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:22,011
some 25-year-old scotch
out of the deal.
1027
00:53:22,013 --> 00:53:24,010
Finest libation these lips
have ever experienced.
1028
00:53:25,017 --> 00:53:27,016
So, um, what'd you think?
1029
00:53:27,018 --> 00:53:28,017
Of our performance?
1030
00:53:28,019 --> 00:53:30,004
I mean,
despite everything.
1031
00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:31,018
You can be honest with us.
1032
00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:33,015
Well, until the shit
hit the fan,
1033
00:53:33,017 --> 00:53:36,003
I say you guys did
a damn good job.
1034
00:53:36,005 --> 00:53:38,000
Great, in fact.
1035
00:53:38,002 --> 00:53:39,020
Me and Chris,
we write the lyrics together,
1036
00:53:39,022 --> 00:53:43,001
but he's the featured rapper,
I basically just back him up.
1037
00:53:43,003 --> 00:53:45,001
But, you know,
I lay down all the beats,
1038
00:53:45,003 --> 00:53:46,005
you know, produce it.
1039
00:53:46,007 --> 00:53:47,021
So we both
know our roles here.
1040
00:53:47,023 --> 00:53:50,020
So, uh, you saying we both
have a shot at a record deal?
1041
00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:52,004
Better than a shot.
1042
00:53:52,006 --> 00:53:54,002
I'm gonna go on record
right now and say
1043
00:53:54,004 --> 00:53:55,004
it is going to happen.
1044
00:53:55,006 --> 00:53:56,007
All right!
1045
00:53:56,009 --> 00:53:57,021
Now we're talkin'!
Whoo! Yeah!
1046
00:53:57,023 --> 00:53:59,003
This is amazing!
This is crazy.
1047
00:53:59,005 --> 00:54:00,021
All right, uh,
so how does this work?
1048
00:54:00,023 --> 00:54:02,018
Do we do it here
or do we fly to New York?
1049
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:05,016
You know, sign it there?
What's up?
1050
00:54:05,018 --> 00:54:07,007
What you talkin' bout, Willis?
1051
00:54:07,009 --> 00:54:10,002
How does it normally work
with the label?
1052
00:54:10,004 --> 00:54:13,019
What label?
Uh, Kickpower Records?
1053
00:54:13,021 --> 00:54:15,023
You know, your label.
1054
00:54:19,011 --> 00:54:23,020
You are Keniston Scott, right?
1055
00:54:23,022 --> 00:54:26,007
I'm Gary.
The limo driver.
1056
00:54:27,019 --> 00:54:29,000
Limo--
1057
00:54:29,002 --> 00:54:30,008
Limo driver?
Man, I brought--
1058
00:54:30,010 --> 00:54:32,006
I brought
those kids there, man.
1059
00:54:33,006 --> 00:54:34,022
Whoo!
1060
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,017
So why did you pretend
1061
00:54:36,019 --> 00:54:38,022
like you were some
big shot record executive?
1062
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,023
Look, man, I just
came in for a drink.
1063
00:54:41,001 --> 00:54:42,019
I never said
I was anybody.
1064
00:54:42,021 --> 00:54:46,001
If there was some
misunderstanding, I'm sorry.
1065
00:54:46,003 --> 00:54:49,002
He's got my scotch, dog.
Did you even ask his name?
1066
00:54:49,004 --> 00:54:50,017
I saw the suit,
he had the attitude,
1067
00:54:50,019 --> 00:54:52,006
I just thought...
1068
00:54:52,008 --> 00:54:54,009
You thought you knew what
a record executive looks like?
1069
00:54:54,011 --> 00:54:56,017
Did you even Google him?
1070
00:54:56,019 --> 00:54:59,001
Look, guys, this seems like
an honest mistake.
1071
00:54:59,003 --> 00:55:03,000
But what you guys did up there,
that was inspiring.
1072
00:55:04,018 --> 00:55:06,017
Look, I might not be
in the business,
1073
00:55:06,019 --> 00:55:10,002
give up your dreams,
1074
00:55:10,004 --> 00:55:13,014
you end up in a black suit
driving a limo.
1075
00:55:13,016 --> 00:55:14,023
Believe it.
1076
00:55:16,019 --> 00:55:18,007
Thanks.
1077
00:55:38,003 --> 00:55:40,002
I got 'em movin' again
with my set.
1078
00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:44,002
No, 'cause it was my set got
the party jumpin' at first.
1079
00:55:44,004 --> 00:55:46,009
Whatever, DJ Duct Tape.
1080
00:55:54,007 --> 00:55:57,004
Ready to go back
to the party?
1081
00:55:57,006 --> 00:55:59,008
I can't go back down there.
1082
00:55:59,010 --> 00:56:01,018
They all hate me.
1083
00:56:05,005 --> 00:56:07,009
You're really beautiful.
1084
00:56:45,021 --> 00:56:48,003
Whoo! Precocious!
1085
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:52,005
Precocious! Precocious!
1086
00:57:26,012 --> 00:57:30,004
♪ Just play the music
Get sound together ♪
1087
00:57:30,006 --> 00:57:32,006
♪ Friday night
And the club is packed ♪
1088
00:57:34,007 --> 00:57:39,020
Yeah, yeah.
Dip it low, dip it low.
1089
00:57:39,022 --> 00:57:42,021
Yo, it's a shame you can't
really mix on the fly.
1090
00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:46,010
'Cause we coulda had a serious
battle to see who's best.
1091
00:57:46,012 --> 00:57:50,002
What? You wanna battle?
1092
00:57:50,004 --> 00:57:52,003
Like-- Like you and me?
1093
00:57:52,005 --> 00:57:54,001
Yo, wouldn't be a battle.
1094
00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:55,021
It'd be an ass whoopin'.
You know that.
1095
00:57:55,023 --> 00:57:58,013
All right, you said it. Let's do
it.
1096
00:57:58,015 --> 00:58:01,008
Age before beauty, son.
1097
00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:02,017
That's a great line,
1098
00:58:02,019 --> 00:58:05,007
but, um, I'm younger
than you, idiot.
1099
00:58:08,007 --> 00:58:10,000
Oh, okay.
1100
00:58:10,002 --> 00:58:12,023
But prepare to get served
on the ones and twos, homey.
1101
00:58:13,001 --> 00:58:14,007
Great.
1102
00:58:22,009 --> 00:58:24,008
Man, that sounds like
shoes in a dryer.
1103
00:58:24,010 --> 00:58:25,023
Always hatin', man.
1104
00:58:26,001 --> 00:58:28,021
See, I keep it unfamiliar.
A little of what we grew up to,
1105
00:58:28,023 --> 00:58:31,006
but mostly
what we growin' into.
1106
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,000
Check this out.
1107
00:58:33,002 --> 00:58:34,019
Oh. Ooh.
1108
00:58:41,009 --> 00:58:43,015
That's cool and all,
that's cute.
1109
00:58:43,017 --> 00:58:45,021
Uh, but check this out, bro.
1110
00:58:56,012 --> 00:58:57,018
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1111
00:58:59,021 --> 00:59:01,013
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1112
00:59:03,014 --> 00:59:04,022
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1113
00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:10,005
♪ Jump it, you need it
I know you feel it ♪
1114
00:59:10,007 --> 00:59:13,003
♪ Like you wanna stay
Six in the morning ♪
1115
00:59:13,005 --> 00:59:15,023
♪ No one yawning
We no go away ♪
1116
00:59:16,001 --> 00:59:19,014
♪ Everybody dancing, prancing
Wind it every way ♪
1117
00:59:19,016 --> 00:59:23,016
♪ So get somebody, move
And go to the early day ♪
1118
00:59:53,017 --> 01:00:01,005
♪ Party people, lookin' fly
Put your hands up to the sky ♪
1119
01:00:01,007 --> 01:00:05,005
♪ Put your hands
Up to the sky ♪
1120
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,012
Whoo, we blew this thing up.
1121
01:01:55,014 --> 01:01:56,023
For reals.
1122
01:01:57,001 --> 01:01:59,010
Yo, okay, I gotta admit,
that was mad cool.
1123
01:01:59,012 --> 01:02:01,019
Those were some sick fades, yo.
1124
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:04,012
You know, we could do
this again and you know what?
1125
01:02:04,014 --> 01:02:06,005
I think peeps'd like it.
1126
01:02:07,019 --> 01:02:10,018
You mean, like a producing
team or something?
1127
01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:12,012
Maybe.
1128
01:02:12,014 --> 01:02:15,014
You willing to ease up
on the pre-mix a little bit?
1129
01:02:15,016 --> 01:02:17,011
Let things happen
at the right time?
1130
01:02:17,013 --> 01:02:19,020
All right. You willing
to ease up on the old school?
1131
01:02:22,001 --> 01:02:24,003
Call us Bootytime and Hardcap.
Oh, whoa.
1132
01:02:24,005 --> 01:02:27,005
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's Hardcap and Bootytime.
1133
01:02:27,007 --> 01:02:29,004
Don't think I didn't
notice that last fade.
1134
01:02:29,006 --> 01:02:30,011
It was far from smooth.
1135
01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:32,016
You know what it's called?
It's called human.
1136
01:02:32,018 --> 01:02:35,000
Hell, yeah.
1137
01:02:35,002 --> 01:02:37,021
All right, so you can keep
working on mine.
1138
01:03:02,014 --> 01:03:04,002
Let's dance.
1139
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,020
I'm not really in the mood.
1140
01:03:06,022 --> 01:03:09,000
Well, I am.
Let's go.
1141
01:03:47,017 --> 01:03:50,015
I believe the young lady
is winning the war.
1142
01:03:50,017 --> 01:03:52,016
Or what do you call her? "The
piece of shit."
1143
01:03:52,018 --> 01:03:56,000
Oh, the war ain't
over yet, baby.
1144
01:03:56,002 --> 01:03:58,018
You see these girls?
1145
01:03:58,020 --> 01:04:00,008
They got special powers.
1146
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:01,021
Back up, watch this.
1147
01:04:14,008 --> 01:04:15,010
Move out of the way.
1148
01:04:15,012 --> 01:04:17,009
Go get you something
to eat, bitch.
1149
01:04:17,011 --> 01:04:21,010
Hello, Christopher.
How you doin'?
1150
01:04:21,012 --> 01:04:23,015
May I have this dance?
1151
01:04:23,017 --> 01:04:25,006
What's the matter with you?
1152
01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:27,002
Oh, come on, dance with me.
1153
01:04:27,004 --> 01:04:28,007
No, no.
Right over here.
1154
01:04:28,009 --> 01:04:30,017
Uh-uh. Autumn's gone.
I'm here, baby.
1155
01:04:30,019 --> 01:04:33,006
Please.
Now, now, listen, Christopher.
1156
01:04:33,008 --> 01:04:35,008
When are we gonna
talk about bofa?
1157
01:04:35,010 --> 01:04:36,019
Bofa?
Mm-hm.
1158
01:04:36,021 --> 01:04:38,019
Bofa deez nuts.
Oh!
1159
01:04:38,021 --> 01:04:40,010
Yeah, baby.
1160
01:04:40,012 --> 01:04:42,000
Oh, come on,
you know you like it.
1161
01:04:42,002 --> 01:04:45,015
Yeah, baby. Stop fighting,
stop fighting.
1162
01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:48,011
Oh, so you like it
on the floor.
1163
01:04:48,013 --> 01:04:52,019
Hey. No, no. No!
Come on, cowboy, let me ride ya!
1164
01:04:52,021 --> 01:04:54,003
Put your head
up in here.
1165
01:04:54,005 --> 01:04:57,007
Oh!
1166
01:04:57,009 --> 01:04:58,007
Relax.
1167
01:04:58,009 --> 01:04:59,015
Whoo!
1168
01:04:59,017 --> 01:05:01,021
Yes, Lord, yes.
1169
01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:04,020
Whoo!
1170
01:05:04,022 --> 01:05:09,004
Man, uh, I underestimated
your boy Chris.
1171
01:05:09,006 --> 01:05:10,019
The man does enjoy
his cougars.
1172
01:05:10,021 --> 01:05:12,008
Get up in there.
1173
01:05:12,010 --> 01:05:16,003
Don't leave one unturned!
No!
1174
01:05:16,005 --> 01:05:18,013
Oh, so you wanna
stay on the floor?
1175
01:05:18,015 --> 01:05:20,016
Okay. I got something for you.
No, no, no.
1176
01:05:20,018 --> 01:05:22,006
Listen, baby,
do you know how wet I get
1177
01:05:22,008 --> 01:05:24,021
when I see you in the morning,
I'm going to get my paper?
1178
01:05:24,023 --> 01:05:28,002
Oh, you make we wetter
than a puppy in a downpour.
1179
01:05:28,004 --> 01:05:30,009
She 'bout to get in
on that Johnson, Johnson!
1180
01:05:30,011 --> 01:05:32,017
Just lay back, it'll be cool!
Help me.
1181
01:05:32,019 --> 01:05:35,020
I'm-a help you.
1182
01:05:34,007 --> 01:05:35,020
No, no, no.
No, no.
1183
01:05:35,022 --> 01:05:37,004
Victoria, please.
1184
01:05:37,006 --> 01:05:40,022
Please!
Oh, I'm gonna please you.
1185
01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:49,018
Ow.
1186
01:05:54,019 --> 01:06:00,001
Well, looks like somebody
needs a drink now.
1187
01:06:00,003 --> 01:06:02,017
Thank you for the dance,
Christopher.
1188
01:06:02,019 --> 01:06:05,019
Somebody get me a drink.
1189
01:06:05,021 --> 01:06:08,017
He's all yours, Twiggy.
1190
01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:17,012
All right, everybody,
ain't nothin' to see here.
1191
01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:19,018
Looks like you're having fun.
Really?
1192
01:06:19,020 --> 01:06:22,013
You call getting attacked
by a wildebeest fun?
1193
01:06:22,015 --> 01:06:23,017
Autumn...
1194
01:06:23,019 --> 01:06:25,003
Yo, she get her mouth
around the tip?
1195
01:06:25,005 --> 01:06:26,005
Autumn...
1196
01:06:26,007 --> 01:06:27,017
She get her mouth
around the tip?
1197
01:06:27,019 --> 01:06:29,018
What are you talking about?
Not even a taste?
1198
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:31,020
No! Dyl-- Dylan. Dylan.
1199
01:06:31,022 --> 01:06:34,000
You can take
your stupid chain back.
1200
01:06:34,002 --> 01:06:36,006
What did you say to me?
Let go of me, Quentin.
1201
01:06:36,008 --> 01:06:38,009
Quit bein' such a bitch.
You're hurting me.
1202
01:06:38,011 --> 01:06:39,023
Let go.
Yo.
1203
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:41,012
Mind your business.
Step off.
1204
01:06:41,014 --> 01:06:42,021
Yo, this is my house,
it is my business.
1205
01:06:42,023 --> 01:06:44,019
You been bird-doggin'
my girl all night.
1206
01:06:44,021 --> 01:06:46,018
Step off, punk.
Yo, get out my house.
1207
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:48,022
And I don't remember
inviting Chris Brown.
1208
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,002
Come on with it.
You gonna get this ass-whoopin'
1209
01:06:51,004 --> 01:06:52,022
you been earning
since third grade.
1210
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,011
I was thinkin'
the same thing.
1211
01:06:54,013 --> 01:06:55,023
Come on, let's go.
1212
01:06:56,001 --> 01:06:58,023
Take it to him, Chris.
Don't do this.
1213
01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:00,001
Oh.
1214
01:07:01,006 --> 01:07:02,018
Get him, Chris.
1215
01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:04,021
Stick and move, baby. Mayweather
in the house.
1216
01:07:04,023 --> 01:07:06,016
Come on, little Chris,
come on.
1217
01:07:06,018 --> 01:07:09,001
That's all you got?
1218
01:07:09,003 --> 01:07:12,007
Uh-uh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1219
01:07:14,008 --> 01:07:16,018
Oh, okay.
1220
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:18,022
Come on. Come on.
1221
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,003
That's my homey.
That's my homey.
1222
01:07:30,013 --> 01:07:32,003
Oh!
1223
01:07:32,005 --> 01:07:33,006
Oh, damn.
1224
01:07:33,008 --> 01:07:35,014
Told you, punk!
Yo, Autumn, let's go.
1225
01:07:35,016 --> 01:07:37,002
We leavin' right now.
Screw you.
1226
01:07:37,004 --> 01:07:38,023
What?
Screw you.
1227
01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:41,016
You want this bologna pony?
1228
01:07:41,018 --> 01:07:42,021
You can have him.
1229
01:07:42,023 --> 01:07:44,010
I'll just call
one of my other bitches.
1230
01:07:48,016 --> 01:07:49,023
This party's whack.
1231
01:07:50,001 --> 01:07:52,001
Later for y'all.
1232
01:07:56,002 --> 01:07:57,019
Damn you.
1233
01:07:57,021 --> 01:07:59,016
Who threw that?
1234
01:08:03,006 --> 01:08:06,009
Oh, I swear. Argh!
1235
01:08:28,015 --> 01:08:31,021
What on earth moved you
to speak at the reception?
1236
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:34,008
Come on, Mimi, people
do speak at funerals.
1237
01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,000
Yeah, but, you got up there
1238
01:08:36,002 --> 01:08:40,010
and said "Don't blame God.
Blame the hump."
1239
01:08:40,012 --> 01:08:42,020
Yes. I was trying
to offer comfort.
1240
01:08:42,022 --> 01:08:44,013
You saw her in that casket.
1241
01:08:44,015 --> 01:08:46,006
Look-- Look like
she was trying to reach out
1242
01:08:46,008 --> 01:08:48,017
after everybody with that hump
holding her up, just--
1243
01:08:50,005 --> 01:08:52,014
Honestly, they probably
should've cremated her.
1244
01:08:52,016 --> 01:08:55,001
You know your Aunt Coot, huh?
1245
01:08:55,003 --> 01:08:56,023
You think
that hump would burn?
1246
01:08:57,001 --> 01:09:00,008
I'm sorry, I know it's your
family, but that was freakish.
1247
01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:02,000
I mean, you saw her
in that casket
1248
01:09:02,002 --> 01:09:05,009
just still slowly rocking
back and forth on that hump.
1249
01:09:05,011 --> 01:09:06,021
That was scary.
1250
01:09:06,023 --> 01:09:08,021
Kids were screaming,
"Close the casket!"
1251
01:09:08,023 --> 01:09:10,008
They couldn't
close the casket.
1252
01:09:10,010 --> 01:09:12,013
She had a big old hump.
1253
01:09:13,019 --> 01:09:16,003
Yo, move away from the light.
1254
01:09:16,005 --> 01:09:18,023
Stay away from the light.
1255
01:09:21,004 --> 01:09:22,017
You okay, Rocky?
1256
01:09:22,019 --> 01:09:23,022
More like Apollo Creed.
1257
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,007
Yo, what'd he hit me with?
1258
01:09:25,009 --> 01:09:27,016
A pipe?
That'd be his fist, bro.
1259
01:09:27,018 --> 01:09:31,007
He way too big for you.
Come on.
1260
01:09:31,009 --> 01:09:33,011
Maybe it wasn't the smartest
thing, taking on a monster.
1261
01:09:33,013 --> 01:09:35,021
Letting you talk me
into this party wasn't either.
1262
01:09:35,023 --> 01:09:39,013
Oh, so now it's my fault
you got knocked the hell out?
1263
01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:49,023
Look at my crib, bro.
1264
01:09:50,001 --> 01:09:51,001
Look at it.
1265
01:09:51,003 --> 01:09:52,021
Shit's broken!
1266
01:09:52,023 --> 01:09:54,008
The good booze is gone.
1267
01:09:54,010 --> 01:09:56,022
The floor is destroyed. Now
there's a hole in my ceiling,
1268
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,017
and the toilet's sitting
in the living room!
1269
01:09:59,019 --> 01:10:01,004
You did me wrong, partner.
1270
01:10:01,006 --> 01:10:02,023
Hold up.
1271
01:10:03,001 --> 01:10:04,023
We made this decision
together.
1272
01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:09,023
No. You made this decision
and guilted me into going along.
1273
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:11,022
Guilted you?
1274
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,016
Don't--
Don't you see?
1275
01:10:13,018 --> 01:10:15,003
The second you're
done with tonight,
1276
01:10:15,005 --> 01:10:17,007
you're done with me.
Come on, that's bullshit.
1277
01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:19,023
You don't think I know why
you went along with all this?
1278
01:10:20,001 --> 01:10:23,006
You feel sorry for me,
don't you?
1279
01:10:25,007 --> 01:10:26,020
Damn.
1280
01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:29,015
It's true.
1281
01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,009
So, let's just call this
what it really was then.
1282
01:10:32,011 --> 01:10:34,017
A going-away present
from a college-bound winner
1283
01:10:34,019 --> 01:10:35,022
to a neighborhood loser.
1284
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,003
I even heard
your father say it,
1285
01:10:37,005 --> 01:10:38,019
and you didn't say shit
about it.
1286
01:10:38,021 --> 01:10:41,012
I do what I always do
when it comes to you, Dylan.
1287
01:10:41,014 --> 01:10:45,000
I suck it up because you're
my best friend, Dylan.
1288
01:10:45,002 --> 01:10:50,006
But, damn, best friend
only gets you so far, man.
1289
01:10:52,009 --> 01:10:54,019
Truth is,
you're just selfish, dude.
1290
01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:56,012
You know what?
You're just scared.
1291
01:10:56,014 --> 01:10:58,004
I'm scared?
1292
01:10:58,006 --> 01:11:00,000
You think you might not
make it as a rapper
1293
01:11:00,002 --> 01:11:02,000
so you act like you don't want
it, but that's punk ass shit.
1294
01:11:02,002 --> 01:11:06,001
What else do you want, man?
I got new responsibilities.
1295
01:11:06,003 --> 01:11:09,006
Look, one of these days, bro,
you're gonna have to grow up.
1296
01:11:09,008 --> 01:11:12,023
Because if you ain't noticed,
we ain't kids no more.
1297
01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:20,000
Look, man, look--
1298
01:11:21,014 --> 01:11:24,002
Go, Dylan.
Yo, whatever, dude.
1299
01:11:33,022 --> 01:11:36,001
You were so mean to him.
1300
01:11:36,003 --> 01:11:39,014
He's still
your best friend, Chris.
1301
01:11:39,016 --> 01:11:42,019
I know. I know.
1302
01:11:44,022 --> 01:11:47,009
I'm gonna call him later
or somethin'.
1303
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,012
Okay.
1304
01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:51,021
Well, thanks
for standing up for me.
1305
01:11:51,023 --> 01:11:55,009
That was some
crazy ass heroics.
1306
01:11:55,011 --> 01:11:57,005
But why'd you do it?
1307
01:12:00,005 --> 01:12:05,004
You know, uh, I sat
behind you in second grade,
1308
01:12:05,006 --> 01:12:09,021
and, uh, ever since then,
I known exactly what I wanted.
1309
01:12:09,023 --> 01:12:11,015
Well, why didn't
you ever ask me out?
1310
01:12:11,017 --> 01:12:14,005
What if you rejected me?
1311
01:12:31,008 --> 01:12:33,012
Oh, my bad, Chris.
1312
01:12:38,010 --> 01:12:39,015
What?
1313
01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:44,018
That's it! All right.
Everybody, the hell out!
1314
01:12:54,006 --> 01:12:55,019
Drive safe.
1315
01:12:55,021 --> 01:12:57,018
Did you see what happened?
1316
01:12:57,020 --> 01:13:00,023
I guess these old bones just
don't attract anybody no more.
1317
01:13:01,001 --> 01:13:02,022
Guess that makes me
an old fool.
1318
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,010
That is where you're wrong.
1319
01:13:06,012 --> 01:13:08,019
You've been waiting
for Chris?
1320
01:13:08,021 --> 01:13:12,007
Guess what,
I've been waiting for you.
1321
01:13:12,009 --> 01:13:14,006
Through all those years
of your bad marriage,
1322
01:13:14,008 --> 01:13:18,012
you think I just stuck around
out of friendship?
1323
01:13:18,014 --> 01:13:21,008
Let's go back to your place
and talk about it.
1324
01:13:21,010 --> 01:13:23,005
Kee-kee, baby.
1325
01:13:23,007 --> 01:13:24,013
Tracey!
1326
01:13:32,003 --> 01:13:34,003
Oh, I feel so alive.
1327
01:13:34,005 --> 01:13:36,011
Let's go. Let's go.
1328
01:13:38,008 --> 01:13:39,021
Damn.
1329
01:13:52,005 --> 01:13:54,008
Best house party ever.
1330
01:13:54,010 --> 01:13:55,016
Chill out.
1331
01:13:55,018 --> 01:13:56,023
Everybody.
Thanks.
1332
01:13:57,001 --> 01:13:59,000
All right, man. Yeah.
1333
01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:00,016
Drive safe.
1334
01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:02,011
Especially you.
1335
01:14:04,009 --> 01:14:08,005
I woulda rode that
driver's bald head.
1336
01:14:08,007 --> 01:14:11,012
Come on. Whoo!
1337
01:14:13,015 --> 01:14:15,007
I love you!
1338
01:14:18,016 --> 01:14:20,013
Wow.
1339
01:14:20,015 --> 01:14:23,008
Yo, Chris.
1340
01:14:23,010 --> 01:14:25,008
You want us to help you
clean up this shit-hole?
1341
01:14:25,010 --> 01:14:29,002
We got all our gear packed up,
but we can hang for a while.
1342
01:14:29,004 --> 01:14:31,001
Thanks, man,
but unless you think
1343
01:14:31,003 --> 01:14:33,021
you got enough Clorox sheets
and duct tape to fix it...
1344
01:14:33,023 --> 01:14:35,012
What you think?
1345
01:14:37,001 --> 01:14:39,018
Nah. but you throw another jam,
holler at your boy,
1346
01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:42,008
I'll bring my junior partner,
we'll blow it up for you.
1347
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,003
Yo, later, Chris.
Yo, what you mean,
1348
01:14:44,005 --> 01:14:45,017
"junior partner"?
Peace.
1349
01:14:51,010 --> 01:14:52,018
Where's Morgan?
1350
01:14:52,020 --> 01:14:55,009
I think she left
with Dylan.
1351
01:14:55,011 --> 01:14:58,004
Mind if I stay with you
for a little while?
1352
01:14:58,006 --> 01:15:01,016
If this is some kind of
suicide watch, don't worry.
1353
01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,001
I gotta stay alive
long enough
1354
01:15:03,003 --> 01:15:05,011
for my parents
to kill me anyway.
1355
01:15:05,013 --> 01:15:06,017
Right.
1356
01:15:06,019 --> 01:15:09,008
But, um, I don't really feel
like being alone.
1357
01:15:09,010 --> 01:15:12,008
So, yeah,
I'd appreciate it.
1358
01:15:12,010 --> 01:15:14,005
Okay.
1359
01:15:18,019 --> 01:15:20,010
Baby, sometimes I honestly--
1360
01:15:20,012 --> 01:15:22,022
I have a hard time
reading you.
1361
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,011
Okay, honestly, me and you,
1362
01:15:25,013 --> 01:15:30,005
have you ever faked an orgasm?
1363
01:15:33,023 --> 01:15:35,000
No.
1364
01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:36,020
Okay, see,
that's what I thought.
1365
01:15:36,022 --> 01:15:40,004
'Cause I come from love-makin'
stock. You know, we Johnsons.
1366
01:15:40,006 --> 01:15:42,002
My name is Johnson.
1367
01:15:42,004 --> 01:15:43,015
I mean,
the name says it all.
1368
01:15:46,017 --> 01:15:49,010
My daddy,
Richard Johnson.
1369
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,010
His uncle was
Harry Johnson.
1370
01:15:51,012 --> 01:15:53,010
I mean, it's in the family--
My name, Melvin,
1371
01:15:53,012 --> 01:15:54,015
that's from my ancestry.
1372
01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:55,016
I'm a Hausa.
1373
01:15:57,003 --> 01:15:58,016
The Hausa language.
1374
01:15:58,018 --> 01:16:01,017
"Melvin" in Hausa
means "massive."
1375
01:16:01,019 --> 01:16:03,006
Massive Johnson.
1376
01:16:03,008 --> 01:16:06,006
For years in college,
I was known as Massive Johnson.
1377
01:16:07,016 --> 01:16:10,011
M-A-S-S, I use that
as a first name,
1378
01:16:10,013 --> 01:16:11,019
I-V-E as my middle name.
1379
01:16:11,021 --> 01:16:13,015
I was just Massive Johnson.
1380
01:16:13,017 --> 01:16:16,023
We're the original
love-makers of Africa.
1381
01:16:17,001 --> 01:16:18,017
People would come
around the African camp
1382
01:16:18,019 --> 01:16:21,014
to learn how to make love
from my people.
1383
01:16:29,013 --> 01:16:30,015
Get up, bro.
1384
01:16:35,008 --> 01:16:36,015
What are you doing?
1385
01:16:36,017 --> 01:16:39,014
Cleanin' up the mess
I made, man.
1386
01:16:39,016 --> 01:16:41,008
I told you already,
there's no point.
1387
01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:44,008
Oh, yeah?
Don't be so sure about that.
1388
01:16:46,008 --> 01:16:47,012
Come on in.
1389
01:16:47,014 --> 01:16:49,012
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
1390
01:16:49,014 --> 01:16:52,003
Come on, I got four maids
for the basic cleaning.
1391
01:16:52,005 --> 01:16:53,016
Yo, come on, hurry up.
1392
01:16:53,018 --> 01:16:55,012
I got a couple plumbers
to install a new toilet
1393
01:16:55,014 --> 01:16:57,023
and carpenters to fix
that hole in the ceiling.
1394
01:16:58,001 --> 01:17:01,014
And lastly, top shelf booze
to fill the cabinet.
1395
01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:03,015
Your pops won't even know
it went dry.
1396
01:17:03,017 --> 01:17:05,008
Yo, I can't believe this.
1397
01:17:05,010 --> 01:17:07,004
But how we gonna pay
for all this, though?
1398
01:17:07,006 --> 01:17:09,004
It's all good.
1399
01:17:09,006 --> 01:17:10,022
I sold my car.
1400
01:17:13,007 --> 01:17:15,005
You sold your car?
1401
01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:18,021
You was right, bro.
1402
01:17:18,023 --> 01:17:20,001
I used you tonight.
1403
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:21,016
And that's messed up.
1404
01:17:23,023 --> 01:17:25,008
I'm not even a good rapper.
1405
01:17:25,010 --> 01:17:28,002
Don't-- Don't talk
like that, bro.
1406
01:17:28,004 --> 01:17:29,005
Seriously.
1407
01:17:29,007 --> 01:17:31,013
I mean,
you produced all the tracks,
1408
01:17:31,015 --> 01:17:34,004
you hustled the connects.
1409
01:17:34,006 --> 01:17:37,010
You don't need me
to make you a success, bro,
1410
01:17:37,012 --> 01:17:40,009
'cause you make you a success.
1411
01:17:40,011 --> 01:17:42,022
You were right about
one other thing too, man.
1412
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,019
I am afraid to fail.
1413
01:17:45,021 --> 01:17:47,001
I mean, without you, bro,
1414
01:17:47,003 --> 01:17:49,009
I probably wouldn't have
taken any risk at all.
1415
01:17:51,015 --> 01:17:54,006
Maybe we both messed up.
1416
01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:56,015
But we threw one
crazy ass party, huh?
1417
01:17:57,016 --> 01:17:59,008
Come on.
1418
01:17:59,010 --> 01:18:00,016
Great.
1419
01:18:00,018 --> 01:18:03,000
Okay, so tell me the truth.
1420
01:18:03,002 --> 01:18:05,013
Are you the one who convinced
him to sell his car?
1421
01:18:05,015 --> 01:18:07,005
I'll never tell.
1422
01:18:40,002 --> 01:18:42,018
What you doin'?
1423
01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:45,021
I'm just imagining
the possibilities.
1424
01:18:45,023 --> 01:18:47,014
I see.
1425
01:18:50,007 --> 01:18:51,022
Get in the back seat.
1426
01:18:53,005 --> 01:18:55,011
Back...?
Mm-hm. Yeah.
1427
01:19:11,015 --> 01:19:12,015
Is that your phone?
1428
01:19:12,017 --> 01:19:16,013
Uh, don't stop.
Don't worry.
1429
01:19:25,012 --> 01:19:27,012
There you go, baby,
here are the keys.
1430
01:19:27,014 --> 01:19:32,004
Oh, I just wanna curl up
in my bed and sleep.
1431
01:19:32,006 --> 01:19:34,020
Yeah, me too. After we...
you know what I'm saying?
1432
01:19:34,022 --> 01:19:37,005
Yeah, uh-huh,
we'll see about all that.
1433
01:19:37,007 --> 01:19:38,016
Oh, yeah, we will see.
1434
01:19:41,020 --> 01:19:43,017
You can talk
all you want to,
1435
01:19:43,019 --> 01:19:45,017
but you are a woman
in trouble.
1436
01:19:45,019 --> 01:19:48,008
You don't know what's gonna
happen up in the bedroom.
1437
01:19:48,010 --> 01:19:50,008
Uh-huh.
Promises, promises.
1438
01:19:50,010 --> 01:19:52,021
You can scream all you want,
but I cannot hear you.
1439
01:19:52,023 --> 01:19:54,012
Call 911 now.
1440
01:19:54,014 --> 01:19:55,023
Baby.
1441
01:19:56,001 --> 01:19:57,005
It was the neighbor.
1442
01:19:57,007 --> 01:19:58,020
You are so naughty.
1443
01:20:01,014 --> 01:20:04,017
Oh, my God.
1444
01:20:04,019 --> 01:20:06,015
I don't believe it.
1445
01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:09,017
Damn!
1446
01:20:09,019 --> 01:20:11,007
It's cleaner
than we left it.
1447
01:20:11,009 --> 01:20:13,008
Oh, that's my boy, baby.
My boy did this.
1448
01:20:13,010 --> 01:20:15,020
Not your boy,
that's my boy.
1449
01:20:16,021 --> 01:20:18,004
I'm gonna check upstairs.
1450
01:20:18,006 --> 01:20:19,010
Oh, you do that.
1451
01:20:21,019 --> 01:20:22,020
Yeah.
1452
01:20:33,018 --> 01:20:35,001
Come on.
1453
01:20:47,020 --> 01:20:48,019
Chris.
1454
01:20:48,021 --> 01:20:51,008
Oh, um, uh...
1455
01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:57,018
Hi, Mr. Johnson.
1456
01:20:57,020 --> 01:21:00,003
Uh, Pops, uh...
1457
01:21:02,018 --> 01:21:06,022
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
1458
01:21:12,010 --> 01:21:14,020
What did I tell you
about having girls in the house?
1459
01:21:14,022 --> 01:21:18,002
You're lucky it was me
and not your mother.
1460
01:21:18,004 --> 01:21:19,008
I know.
1461
01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:27,017
You Dylan?
1462
01:21:27,019 --> 01:21:30,000
Yeah, that's me.
1463
01:21:30,002 --> 01:21:31,015
Can I help you?
1464
01:21:31,017 --> 01:21:34,013
I'm Keniston Scott
from Kickpower Records.
1465
01:21:35,021 --> 01:21:37,011
You missed a great party.
1466
01:21:37,013 --> 01:21:40,015
Yeah, but I saw
the best part.
1467
01:21:40,017 --> 01:21:42,012
Rapping Toilet Porn.
1468
01:21:49,009 --> 01:21:50,018
♪ DJ Hardcap salute ♪
1469
01:21:50,020 --> 01:21:52,015
♪ One last thing I got to do ♪
1470
01:21:52,017 --> 01:21:54,015
♪ Whack chain Q
I'm watchin' you ♪
1471
01:21:54,017 --> 01:21:56,019
♪ Then wink at ya girl
I got you, boo ♪
1472
01:21:56,021 --> 01:22:01,009
♪ 'Cause you treat her bad
Dump him, Let me be your man ♪
1473
01:22:01,011 --> 01:22:05,003
♪ Q stands for Quit, ♪ I don't
ever flush but I am the sh-- ♪
1474
01:22:05,005 --> 01:22:06,014
Get back!
1475
01:22:08,016 --> 01:22:11,009
You've had eight million views
in less than 12 hours.
1476
01:22:11,011 --> 01:22:12,023
Huh?
1477
01:22:16,009 --> 01:22:17,015
Melvin!
1478
01:22:17,017 --> 01:22:19,012
Just don't tell your mom, okay?
1479
01:22:19,014 --> 01:22:23,012
Oh, hey. Uh-oh.
What's going on, baby?
1480
01:22:23,014 --> 01:22:25,022
I just saw our house
1481
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:30,016
completely destroyed
in a video online.
1482
01:22:30,018 --> 01:22:34,017
You've got a lot of
explaining to do, young man.
1483
01:22:34,019 --> 01:22:36,003
We famous, dog!
1484
01:22:36,005 --> 01:22:39,000
Yo, that record exec
from Kickpower Records,
1485
01:22:39,002 --> 01:22:40,008
he saw Rapping Toilet Porn.
1486
01:22:40,010 --> 01:22:41,019
He loved it!
What?
1487
01:22:41,021 --> 01:22:45,004
How much ecstasy did
this boy do last night?
1488
01:22:47,007 --> 01:22:48,020
How much?
1489
01:22:48,022 --> 01:22:50,023
So, uh, you really liked
our rap last night?
1490
01:22:51,001 --> 01:22:52,023
I loved it.
Wow.
1491
01:22:53,001 --> 01:22:55,005
If marketing is
the name of this game,
1492
01:22:55,007 --> 01:22:57,008
you two have created something
1493
01:22:57,010 --> 01:23:00,017
A viral audience.
What does that mean exactly?
1494
01:23:00,019 --> 01:23:03,010
It means you have made
a name for yourselves,
1495
01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:07,001
and you've got the skills
and the talent to back it up.
1496
01:23:07,003 --> 01:23:09,021
So, gentlemen, on behalf of
Kickpower Records,
1497
01:23:09,023 --> 01:23:13,006
I'd like to offer you
a development contract.
1498
01:23:13,008 --> 01:23:14,018
I want you in New York
in two weeks
1499
01:23:14,020 --> 01:23:16,001
to meet the heads
of the label,
1500
01:23:16,003 --> 01:23:17,015
start working
in the studio,
1501
01:23:17,017 --> 01:23:20,020
and let us start capitalizing
on all that publicity.
1502
01:23:20,022 --> 01:23:22,006
What do you say?
1503
01:23:22,008 --> 01:23:24,005
I say, hell yes!
1504
01:23:24,007 --> 01:23:26,001
Uh...
1505
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:30,020
Moms, uh, Pops...
1506
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,019
I really want this.
1507
01:23:33,021 --> 01:23:38,022
But, you know, not if
you guys are not behind me.
1508
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,016
And I'm still going to college,
right on schedule.
1509
01:23:41,018 --> 01:23:45,002
I promise. I've never broken
any promises to you guys.
1510
01:23:45,004 --> 01:23:48,002
Oh, okay,
so that wasn't our toilet
1511
01:23:48,004 --> 01:23:49,022
we saw scattered
all over the internet
1512
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:51,019
with a big girl
humping the--?
1513
01:23:51,021 --> 01:23:53,023
Okay, that one time.
But, Pops, I promise--
1514
01:23:54,001 --> 01:23:56,022
Your father and I
need a talk.
1515
01:24:04,016 --> 01:24:06,022
Well, this is
pretty suspenseful.
1516
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:09,002
Who you telling?
1517
01:24:20,001 --> 01:24:22,002
Okay, you want our opinion?
1518
01:24:24,007 --> 01:24:26,002
Give me that contract.
1519
01:24:30,005 --> 01:24:32,023
I'll let our lawyer
take a look at it.
1520
01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:35,006
Yeah! Whoo!
1521
01:24:36,019 --> 01:24:40,012
Son, you're a--
You're a grown man now, son.
1522
01:24:40,014 --> 01:24:43,008
Despite you doing that footsy
dance with your best friend.
1523
01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:45,000
I'm kiddin', son.
1524
01:24:45,002 --> 01:24:47,023
It's time for you to start
making your own decisions.
1525
01:24:48,001 --> 01:24:49,020
Here you go,
that's for you.
1526
01:24:49,022 --> 01:24:50,022
Oh, Chris, hold on.
1527
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:54,002
And this, uh--
This is for you.
1528
01:24:54,004 --> 01:24:55,020
Wow.
1529
01:24:55,022 --> 01:24:58,013
My boy is going
to New York in style.
1530
01:24:59,014 --> 01:25:01,016
Yeah.
Oh, what you lookin' at?
1531
01:25:01,018 --> 01:25:03,021
Oh, this is our boy.
Yes.
1532
01:25:03,023 --> 01:25:07,000
The one with the college,
the babe, the car,
1533
01:25:07,002 --> 01:25:09,016
and the record deal.
1534
01:25:09,018 --> 01:25:12,008
I've always liked
you Australians.
1535
01:25:12,010 --> 01:25:14,002
I'm from London.
1536
01:25:14,004 --> 01:25:15,006
Oh.
1537
01:25:15,008 --> 01:25:18,004
Did you know there's
a London in Australia?
1538
01:25:18,006 --> 01:25:19,018
That's what he said.
1539
01:25:20,022 --> 01:25:22,015
Give me some of that.
1540
01:25:24,018 --> 01:25:26,010
Okay. All right.
1541
01:25:42,019 --> 01:25:46,003
Son, I'm so proud of you
I could just bust.
1542
01:25:46,005 --> 01:25:47,023
Come on.
1543
01:25:49,020 --> 01:25:52,000
I'll miss you, Mom.
1544
01:25:52,002 --> 01:25:54,008
Go on before your mama
start crying.
1545
01:25:56,002 --> 01:25:57,001
Hey, fool.
1546
01:25:57,003 --> 01:25:59,002
Take care of that fool!
1547
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,009
Wouldn't be here
without you.
1548
01:26:02,011 --> 01:26:04,000
No shit.
1549
01:26:07,003 --> 01:26:08,002
Chris, call me!
1550
01:26:08,004 --> 01:26:10,001
Call me now!
1551
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,013
Bye-bye.
1552
01:26:13,015 --> 01:26:16,002
Oh, boy.
Why don't we go upstairs
1553
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:18,008
and see if you we can
break another toilet?
1554
01:26:21,008 --> 01:26:23,003
Whoo-hoo!
1555
01:26:23,005 --> 01:26:24,022
Hey.
1556
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:28,008
Get ready to go to Dylan Town.
I mean, uh...
1557
01:26:30,023 --> 01:26:32,005
What's up?
1558
01:26:32,007 --> 01:26:33,007
Hey.
1559
01:26:34,016 --> 01:26:36,022
How you feeling, love?
Good.
1560
01:26:39,008 --> 01:26:41,011
It's on!
1561
01:26:43,020 --> 01:26:46,005
Whoo-hoo!
1562
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:49,006
♪ Party people, lookin' fly
Put your hands up to the sky ♪
1563
01:27:49,008 --> 01:27:53,009
♪ Put your hands
Up to the sky ♪
1564
01:27:54,015 --> 01:27:56,003
I got your purple urple,
1565
01:27:56,005 --> 01:27:58,000
white Rolexes,
blue dolphins,
1566
01:27:58,002 --> 01:28:00,014
mall E,
purple pterodactyls,
1567
01:28:00,016 --> 01:28:02,001
red leprechauns,
1568
01:28:02,003 --> 01:28:04,015
pink Playboys,
black market Advil.
1569
01:28:04,017 --> 01:28:05,022
Anything you need, really.
1570
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,017
You guys don't realize
how lucky you are.
1571
01:28:08,019 --> 01:28:10,011
The founders of this label--
1572
01:28:10,013 --> 01:28:12,003
Actually, the hottest
producers in the business,
1573
01:28:12,005 --> 01:28:13,020
took time away
from their world tour
1574
01:28:13,022 --> 01:28:16,009
to produce
your first single.
1575
01:28:21,013 --> 01:28:25,018
Well, good luck.
You'll need it.
1576
01:28:26,015 --> 01:28:28,012
Let's do it, man.
1577
01:28:28,014 --> 01:28:30,005
Thanks, Doobie.
1578
01:28:37,003 --> 01:28:39,022
Bass right there in that spot,
you wanna play it again.
1579
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,022
I think we need
some boom bap.
1580
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,017
Give me that boom bap.
1581
01:28:43,019 --> 01:28:46,002
What are you talking about?
The boom bap era is over.
1582
01:28:46,004 --> 01:28:48,005
You have to drop the bass there
and play it again.
1583
01:28:49,014 --> 01:28:51,016
What? What? What?
1584
01:28:51,018 --> 01:28:55,022
Oh, that's right. Hey, uh,
Chris and Ryan, right?
1585
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,012
Dylan.
Yeah.
1586
01:28:57,014 --> 01:28:59,002
Yeah, whatever.
1587
01:28:59,004 --> 01:29:01,005
Yo, man, they don't look
like such a big deal to me.
1588
01:29:01,007 --> 01:29:03,000
Not much to look at, true,
1589
01:29:03,002 --> 01:29:06,008
but they kinda remind me
of two other clueless guys
1590
01:29:06,010 --> 01:29:10,014
who used to be
just like them.
1591
01:29:10,016 --> 01:29:12,017
Really?
Mm-hm.
1592
01:29:12,019 --> 01:29:15,011
Eh! Oh, well, I guess
you gotta start somewhere.
1593
01:29:15,013 --> 01:29:16,017
Mm-hm.
1594
01:29:16,019 --> 01:29:18,002
Gentlemen, pick your jaws
up off the floor,
1595
01:29:18,004 --> 01:29:20,005
it's time to get busy.
Let's do this.
1596
01:29:20,007 --> 01:29:22,011
Remember, pressure
is a privilege.
1597
01:29:22,013 --> 01:29:24,008
What?
1598
01:29:24,010 --> 01:29:26,022
Man, never mind here what
Confucius is trying to say.
1599
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,012
After we finish carving
this turkey up,
1600
01:29:28,014 --> 01:29:29,023
we're gonna call
our peoples,
1601
01:29:30,001 --> 01:29:31,015
we gonna get together
and show y'all
1602
01:29:31,017 --> 01:29:34,007
what a real house party's
supposed to be, you hear me?
1603
01:29:34,009 --> 01:29:35,006
You feel me?
1604
01:29:35,008 --> 01:29:36,011
Yeah.
1605
01:29:36,013 --> 01:29:38,014
I heard y'all
was doin' our dance.
1606
01:29:38,016 --> 01:29:41,008
We kill it,
let me show you.
1607
01:29:43,023 --> 01:29:47,005
Don't do that no more.
1608
01:29:45,011 --> 01:29:47,005
No more. No more.
1609
01:29:47,007 --> 01:29:48,019
Uh-uh.
1610
01:30:11,009 --> 01:30:12,011
Spread it out
1611
01:30:12,013 --> 01:30:14,009
and let it melt
down your chin, bitches.
1612
01:30:43,010 --> 01:30:44,012
♪ Just play the music ♪
1613
01:30:44,014 --> 01:30:47,016
♪ Let's come together ♪
1614
01:30:47,018 --> 01:30:50,014
♪ We can turn it up
Feel the vibe ♪
1615
01:30:50,016 --> 01:30:55,004
♪ Just play the music
It makes it better ♪
1616
01:30:55,006 --> 01:30:58,019
♪ I just want to dance
Into the night ♪
1617
01:31:05,022 --> 01:31:08,005
♪ Just play the music ♪
1618
01:31:08,007 --> 01:31:16,015
♪ Play, play, play
The music ♪
1619
01:31:16,017 --> 01:31:20,000
♪ Play, play the music ♪
1620
01:31:20,002 --> 01:31:22,005
♪ When we're all alone ♪
1621
01:31:22,007 --> 01:31:26,002
♪ I can't help but feel
Chills run through my bones ♪
1622
01:31:26,004 --> 01:31:30,002
♪ Come and dance with me
Let's take over the floor ♪
1623
01:31:30,004 --> 01:31:33,009
♪ You know you got me feelin'
Like never before ♪
1624
01:31:33,011 --> 01:31:35,005
♪ Feelin' like the only one ♪
1625
01:31:35,007 --> 01:31:37,000
♪ Come on, boy
Let's have a little fun ♪
1626
01:31:37,002 --> 01:31:39,001
♪ Been waitin' all day
To get my drink on ♪
1627
01:31:39,003 --> 01:31:41,004
♪ Been thinkin' about
All the things I wanna do ♪
1628
01:31:41,006 --> 01:31:43,005
♪ Things I wanna do
When I get with you ♪
1629
01:31:43,007 --> 01:31:47,001
♪ Let it go
Just score tonight ♪
1630
01:31:47,003 --> 01:31:48,013
♪ Come on ♪
1631
01:31:51,001 --> 01:31:55,001
♪ We're gonna party like
This night is never gonna end ♪
1632
01:31:55,003 --> 01:31:58,014
♪ Turn it up and blaze it
Blast it, let the fun begin ♪
1633
01:31:58,016 --> 01:32:03,023
♪ Forget a compass, get drunk
'Cause we don't give a damn ♪
1634
01:32:04,001 --> 01:32:07,000
♪ This night is
Never, never, never ♪
1635
01:32:07,002 --> 01:32:10,006
♪ Never gonna end
End, end, end ♪
1636
01:32:25,012 --> 01:32:27,008
♪ Bring another round ♪
1637
01:32:27,010 --> 01:32:31,006
♪ Keep 'em coming 'cause
We're not slowing down ♪
1638
01:32:31,008 --> 01:32:35,011
♪ Got me feelin' like
I'm ten feet off the ground ♪
1639
01:32:35,013 --> 01:32:38,016
♪ You know we're gonna do it
Like never before ♪
1640
01:32:38,018 --> 01:32:41,006
♪ This'll have you one more ♪
1641
01:32:56,005 --> 01:32:58,001
♪ Bring another round ♪
1642
01:32:58,003 --> 01:33:02,002
♪ Keep 'em coming 'cause
We're not slowing down ♪
1643
01:33:02,004 --> 01:33:06,004
♪ Got me feelin' like
I'm ten feet off the ground ♪
1644
01:33:06,006 --> 01:33:09,008
♪ You know we're gonna do it
Like never before ♪
1645
01:33:09,010 --> 01:33:11,007
♪ This'll have you one more ♪
1646
01:33:11,009 --> 01:33:13,006
♪ Come on, boy
Let's have a little fun ♪
1647
01:33:13,008 --> 01:33:15,006
♪ Been waitin' all day
To get my drink on ♪
1648
01:33:15,008 --> 01:33:17,006
♪ Been thinkin' about
All the things I wanna do ♪
1649
01:33:17,008 --> 01:33:19,003
♪ Things I wanna do
When I get with you ♪
1650
01:33:19,005 --> 01:33:23,001
♪ Let it go
Just score tonight ♪
1651
01:33:23,003 --> 01:33:24,012
♪ Come on ♪
1652
01:33:26,020 --> 01:33:30,022
♪ We're gonna party like
This night is never gonna end ♪
1653
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,007
♪ Turn it up and blaze it
Blast it, let the fun begin ♪
1654
01:33:34,009 --> 01:33:39,020
♪ Forget a compass, get drunk
'Cause we don't give a damn ♪
1655
01:33:39,022 --> 01:33:43,000
♪ This night is
Never, never, never ♪
1656
01:33:43,002 --> 01:33:46,003
♪ Never gonna end
End, end, end ♪
1657
01:33:53,016 --> 01:33:55,016
♪ Bring another round ♪
1658
01:33:55,018 --> 01:33:59,014
♪ Keep 'em coming 'cause
We're not slowing down ♪
1659
01:33:59,016 --> 01:34:03,018
♪ Got me feelin' like
I'm ten feet off the ground ♪
1660
01:34:03,020 --> 01:34:07,001
♪ You know we're gonna do it
Like never before ♪
1661
01:34:07,003 --> 01:34:09,014
♪ This'll have you one more ♪
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