Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
2
00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,081
I never know
how to answer that question.
3
00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:31,917
Uh, let me think. I...
4
00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,585
I'm always on time.
5
00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,855
I'm... I'm very organized
with my life like that.
6
00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,257
I'm...
7
00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,559
I plan well.
I'm a planner.
8
00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,728
I'm also very flexible, though.
9
00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,498
Flexible. And, um...
10
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,634
I think that
my greatest strength, though,
11
00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,170
is that I anticipate
future problems
12
00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,938
and I prepare for them.
13
00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,578
Oh, my god.
I am-- I'm so sorry.
14
00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,846
- It's okay.
15
00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,948
Mmm-- I thought
i turned it off.
16
00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,716
You can take that.
17
00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,720
No...
18
00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,189
It's okay, um...
19
00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,191
Where were we?
20
00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,995
You have one new voice message.
21
00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,263
Faye.
22
00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,900
Argene will be here
for the second interviews.
23
00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,769
Are you free for the 29th?
24
00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,573
Really? I mean-- yes.
25
00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:31,376
Yes. I will be here.
Thank you.
26
00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,617
Hi, sweetie, it's Dina.
27
00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,886
I'm sorry I'm calling, but...
28
00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,721
It's Ronnie.
29
00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,090
She's getting worse.
30
00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,558
Her drinking's out of control,
31
00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,829
and today she had an accident with the lawn mower.
32
00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,398
I don't know if you can make the drive, but...
33
00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,901
We don't know how to help her.
34
00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,346
She stood still,
he spun around,
35
00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:44,349
he took a spill,
she fell down.
36
00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,598
--It's open.
37
00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,734
In the kitchen.
38
00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:13,679
Faye! Hi!
39
00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,781
How was the drive?
You made good time.
40
00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,249
Yeah. No traffic.
41
00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,583
You just get off work?
42
00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,253
-No.
-I just can't
get enough of this uniform.
43
00:05:21,255 --> 00:05:24,456
Uh,
that was on the porch,
44
00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:25,957
I did not make it.
45
00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,225
Thank god for that.
46
00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,995
Ronnie's gonna be
really glad to see you.
47
00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:34,166
I know it's been hard to
keep in touch. You being away.
48
00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,834
But best friends
forever, right?
49
00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,538
Where is our little angel?
50
00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,642
Follow the bread crumbs.
51
00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,343
When Dina said you had
an accident with
the lawn mower,
52
00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,379
I figured you'd
pissed yourself...
53
00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,581
While lawn mowing.
54
00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:28,920
What are
you doing here?
55
00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:33,392
Besides just stealing
my undies, perv.
56
00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,929
Dina's worried about you.
57
00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,133
She thinks you've become
a danger to yourself, but...
58
00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:42,868
Now that I've seen you,
59
00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,404
I've no idea
what she's talking about.
60
00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,746
Wanna hear something funny?
61
00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,152
This was his shirt.
62
00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,257
I know. I gave it to him.
63
00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:08,059
That creed concert
was our first date.
64
00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:11,296
How the fuck was
there a second date?
65
00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,597
I like creed.
66
00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,634
Well, no wonder he dumped you.
67
00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:24,176
Wanna hear something
even funnier?
68
00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:27,045
I would like to hear something
that's actually funny.
69
00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,682
These are his pants.
70
00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:34,586
What is in these?
71
00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,289
They're like paint pants.
72
00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,758
It's no wonder
he got ball cancer.
73
00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,562
This is nice.
Kind of like old times.
74
00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,233
So faye, hon,
Ronnie told me you got a job.
75
00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,368
A blow job.
76
00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:53,438
Not yet. I just passed
the first interview.
77
00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,475
But I wouldn't be
a real teacher yet, just...
78
00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:57,843
Just an art docent.
79
00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:01,213
Mmm.
An art docent.
80
00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:05,150
It's, uh...
It's like
a teacher's assistant.
81
00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,218
A job's a job.
82
00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,986
Just adopt her already.
83
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,254
Where is it?
84
00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,323
Um, Vancouver.
85
00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,791
That's far.
86
00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,193
Yeah, it is.
87
00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,529
Well, your parents
must be really proud, faye.
88
00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:18,763
Yeah, they might be proud
89
00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,932
if they remembered
that they were parents.
90
00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,067
Veronica.
91
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,468
I'm sorry. I'm drunk.
92
00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,537
We're gonna have to
make you a name tag.
93
00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,507
Have some water, Ronnie.
94
00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,746
- Can you eat?
- Mm-hmm.
95
00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,283
Ms. dunaway.
96
00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,220
Smells great.
97
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,197
Don't swallow it.
Spit it out.
98
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,632
Spit it out.
99
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,991
Good morning, sunshine.
100
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,161
Mmm. What's happening?
101
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:44,963
What do you mean?
102
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,766
Are we in the mustang?
103
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,368
Why are we in Garrett's car?
104
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,003
Are we in a car?
105
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,808
Did you kidnap me?
106
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,010
Okay, that's a tad dramatic.
107
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,213
We are going to invermere.
108
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:07,285
No, no, faye, no.
Pull over, please.
109
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,120
No, don't worry.
I packed your night things.
110
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,622
- Pull over.
-We're all set.
111
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,258
Pull the fuck over, faye!
112
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,800
Turn around.
113
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,035
No.
114
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,870
Fine.
115
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,906
Okay, what are you
gonna do? Walk home?
116
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,342
What is the big deal?
117
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,710
Invermere is cool.
118
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,245
Invermere is not cool.
119
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,114
Invermere is boring
and fucking quiet.
120
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,682
And that's not even
the goddamn point
121
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,017
because you abducted me!
122
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,718
We are going on vacation.
123
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,188
It's gonna be fun.
Like old times.
124
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,057
Faye, my brother
just fucking died.
125
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,294
I'm well aware of that, Ronnie.
126
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:53,565
And he didn't just die.
He died two months ago.
127
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:57,168
Oh, give me a fucking break.
128
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,471
We are going
to a summer cottage.
129
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,574
It's not a rehab facility.
130
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,342
I don't need a rehab facility.
131
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,778
Your dinner table
on which you vomited
132
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,479
would beg to differ.
133
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,714
Fuck you!
134
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,294
I'll be in the car.
135
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,733
I'm not going to be pleasant.
136
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,435
I would never
ask you to change.
137
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,954
Hi, it's faye Baxter.
138
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,457
I was-- I was in yesterday.
139
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,993
I'm so sorry. This is--
this is really unlike me,
140
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:59,030
but I'm not gonna be able
to come in on the 29th.
141
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,632
This opportunity is really...
142
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,567
Hey, honey.
Hop in the pussy wagon.
143
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:06,104
Okay, okay.
144
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,040
--Sorry, what was that?
145
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,777
Skype? Yes, Skype--
Skype would be perfect.
146
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,045
Thank you. Uh--
147
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,547
I really appreciate it, Helen.
Thank you so much.
148
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,163
- Hey, look what you've done.
- Hey, ladies.
149
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,401
Oh, hey, you got
any more of those?
150
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,869
Maybe.
151
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,470
Can we get a couple?
152
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,005
Can we see your jugs?
153
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,840
--Do not do it, Ronnie.
154
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,676
He wants to see my jugs.
155
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,744
How about one jug?
156
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,613
Then you get one beer.
157
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,381
--Ta-da!
158
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:50,381
Oh, yeah!
159
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,817
- Deal's a deal.
160
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,586
Come on. Yes!
161
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,821
Ronnie!
162
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,323
Okay, did you want one?
163
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,658
Oi! Oi, boys!
164
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,898
Yeah!
165
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,067
Pleasure doing
business with you!
166
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:11,536
Great, perfect.
167
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:15,173
Now they're probably just
gonna follow us and stalk us.
168
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,475
Yeah,
that's not likely.
169
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,645
But I like that you think
that my tits are that powerful.
170
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,382
I wish my tits
were that powerful.
171
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,464
You guys move the hide-a-key?
172
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,140
You don't know?
173
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,575
You do know.
You're just not gonna tell me.
174
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,617
Yes!
175
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,224
It's not even noon.
176
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,393
You're gonna drink that?
177
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,263
- Mmm!
-You're drinking just...
178
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,798
Are you gonna
narrate the whole trip
179
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,300
or just the arrival portion?
180
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:26,571
What do you
wanna do today?
181
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,073
I just bought
these amazing beads,
182
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,443
so we could
make friendship bracelets...
183
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,047
Good one.
184
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,688
Come on, Ronnie.
185
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,242
Oh, yeah.
186
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:42,206
Hey, lets go to town.
I'm out of weed.
187
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,975
Maybe this could be
an opportunity for you.
188
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,276
For what?
189
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,311
To stay out of weed.
190
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,679
Where are the keys? I'll drive.
191
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,081
No.
192
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,417
We can bike.
193
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,785
There's only one bike.
194
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,288
We can ride it together.
195
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,523
Lesbian.
196
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:04,695
Oh! What's this?
197
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,064
"The fun schedule."
198
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,468
We're not just gonna sit
around the cabin all day, so...
199
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,570
I planned some stuff.
200
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,740
Snack break.
201
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:19,210
You know how you get
when your blood sugar drops.
202
00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:20,544
Okay, well,
203
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,580
we gotta get to the market
or else it's gonna close.
204
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,081
Then we'll have to go tomorrow
205
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,316
- and we're gonna miss this.
206
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,451
Blacksmithy lesson.
207
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,168
Hey,
we should go to the pharmacy.
208
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:44,168
Why?
209
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,704
Uh, I don't know.
We could get some...
210
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,539
No, I stocked up
before we left.
211
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,341
No, just--
Ronnie!
212
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,009
Ronnie! What!
213
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,077
Ronnie.
214
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,648
Alex! Hi!
215
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:57,648
Hi.
216
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,552
I thought that I would see you.
I had a premonition.
217
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:01,552
Yeah?
218
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:06,424
I-- I got your message.
I'm sorry that
i didn't call you back.
219
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:08,392
Um...
220
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,528
Alex, this is faye.
221
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:12,663
Faye.
222
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,099
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
223
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,367
You're tall.
224
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,469
Thank you.
225
00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:20,771
So, you guys want anything?
226
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:22,640
Candy?
227
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,508
No, no, you know, we're
actually kind of on a mission,
228
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,110
so we should hit it.
229
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,880
- Okay. Candy.
230
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,583
Quick. Quickly.
231
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,818
Yes!
232
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:39,123
So, what kind of mission
are you guys on?
233
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,491
Ronnie wants ganja.
234
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,293
Where are you headed?
235
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:45,229
Uh... you know shamus
from the launderette?
236
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,697
Oh, he can't help you.
237
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:46,697
Oh...
238
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,667
I don't know.
I used to give him hand jobs.
239
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,902
No, I mean he's dry.
He got busted.
240
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,037
Oh, my god, like jail?
241
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,740
No, uh,
just by his mom.
242
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,145
Why don't you guys
come by my place tonight?
243
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,346
I've got a guy.
244
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,849
Oh... uh... no.
I don't think we can.
245
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:08,285
-Uh, tomorrow?
-Uh, yeah... maybe, maybe,
246
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,454
but so sorry,
we're kind of on a schedule.
247
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:13,257
So...
We'll be in touch.
248
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,692
Uh... take it easy, Alex.
249
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,761
--It's fine, it's fine.
250
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,164
- Nice meeting you.
- -So nice.
251
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,432
Thank you.
252
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,671
"We'll be in touch"?
253
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,340
I didn't know
how to deal with that, man,
254
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:30,908
she's the weirdest.
255
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:40,418
You can't even wait
until we get home?
256
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,586
Nah, I don't have
to wait till I get home.
257
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,957
Can't re-grow
your liver, Ronnie.
258
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,627
Hey, why don't we focus
on you for a little while?
259
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,996
You know what can regrow?
260
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,230
Your hymen.
261
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,765
No, it can't.
262
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,801
Can it?
263
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:58,736
Who was the last guy
you fucked?
264
00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:02,706
If you say Garrett,
I'm gonna poop.
265
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:06,343
Okay,
it wasn't Garrett.
266
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,012
How many
have there been since Garrett?
267
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,580
- One
-one.
268
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,515
What was his name?
269
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,684
David.
270
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,553
What color
were his pubes?
271
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:18,956
I think they were like...
272
00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,492
Calico...
273
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,662
Okay.
274
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,430
I haven't slept with anyone.
275
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,432
Good.
276
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:29,733
That settles it.
277
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:33,137
Operation get faye laid
starts right now.
278
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,438
Put it on the fun schedule.
279
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,308
Okay, it's not like
i can't get laid.
280
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,776
I wanna play, too.
281
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,911
Operation get Ronnie laid...
282
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,580
Also, starts now.
283
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,149
Uh, it's always
operation get Ronnie laid.
284
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:50,187
Land ho!
285
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,933
I'm not vaccinated for this.
286
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,842
Well, now...
287
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:16,080
I knew there was a reason
i skipped work today.
288
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,283
Girls, you got a band-aid.
289
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,452
No, but I could use
some disinfectant.
290
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:23,888
What do you need
a band-aid for?
291
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:27,024
Well, it's just
for all these cuts. Pow!
292
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,595
Can I buy you a drink?
293
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:33,163
- No, thank you.
- Absolutely.
294
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,565
Bobby?
295
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,967
Gonna need a couple
of brews for these angels
296
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:37,835
on my tab.
297
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,236
Oh, my god, you have a tab?
298
00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:41,338
-I sure do.
-That's so cool.
299
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,973
-You like that?
-Yeah!
300
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,343
You know you ought
to come back on Sundays.
301
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,312
We do a little
mud wrestling thing and...
302
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,881
You know,
if you get dirty,
you drink for free.
303
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,583
- Shit! What a deal!
-Mmm.
304
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,717
Sign me up.
305
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,519
Well, I will. What's your name?
306
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:56,587
Ronnie.
307
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,722
Ronnie, the wrestler.
I like that.
308
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,091
They call me Dale.
309
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,393
You wanna dance?
310
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:03,561
I'd love to dance.
311
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:05,129
And how about you, red?
312
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,798
No, thank you, dandruff.
313
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,834
Whoa... this is
protein powder, I think.
314
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,536
Can we just go?
315
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:15,339
Hey, we're gonna
need a couple of shots.
316
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:16,574
Tequila!
317
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,976
- Ready. One, two, three.
- -Okay.
318
00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:22,913
Ugh...
319
00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,049
Mmm.
320
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,731
I like the pink ones.
321
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,865
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
322
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,233
Go, red,
you've come to life.
323
00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:45,803
Cheers to that.
324
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,304
Yeah!
325
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,109
No, no.
Where are you going?
Red, come back.
326
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,378
She'll be all right.
327
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,247
Come here, you.
328
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,448
She stood still,
he spun around,
329
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:39,717
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
330
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:41,752
She stood still,
and he spun around,
331
00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:44,054
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
332
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,924
She stood still,
and he spun around,
333
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,826
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
334
00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,130
She stood still,
and he spun around,
335
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,132
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
336
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,744
- Ronnie...
- Whoa...
337
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:41,912
We're kind of
busy in here.
338
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,680
--Get off, please.
339
00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:45,115
No, I have a mission.
340
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,717
You heard.
She has a mission.
341
00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:48,886
Okay, let's abort mission.
342
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,554
- No...
- -Seriously.
343
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:52,556
No, can't do, soldier.
344
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,224
I have a duty...
345
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:54,224
To my vagina.
346
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:57,161
- She has a duty, red.
347
00:29:57,163 --> 00:30:00,364
What about her duty?
348
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:04,334
Red, red, the future
of all mankind depends on it.
349
00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:07,304
Are you seriously
just gonna leave me like this?
350
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,273
Husband!
351
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,062
- Hey!
-Hi.
352
00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:41,765
No Ronnie this morning?
353
00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:43,133
She's still sleeping.
354
00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:45,035
- You know Ronnie.
355
00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:46,470
I don't know her
that well, actually.
356
00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:48,372
I only met them last summer.
357
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,673
Oh, you knew Garrett?
358
00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:51,041
Mm-hmm.
359
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,278
Right on.
360
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,880
Hey, what are you
doing tonight? I think, um...
361
00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,515
I think Ronnie and i
might kill each other
362
00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:01,251
if we don't spend some time
with some other people.
363
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,220
I was gonna barbecue
around 7:00.
364
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,155
You should come.
365
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,090
Uh, Ronnie
can give you directions.
366
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,159
Cool.
367
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,496
Guess I'll see you
tonight then.
368
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:15,399
Did you want some candy?
369
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,335
Yes, yes, I did.
370
00:32:56,241 --> 00:33:00,310
You're up.
Ready for vision boards?
371
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,511
No!
372
00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:06,550
Very funny.
373
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,558
You ever made
a vision board before?
374
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,060
Hmm. Of course not.
That would actually
375
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,096
require thought
about the future.
376
00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:23,700
Why does it say,
"Alex, bbq" on there?
377
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,469
Oh, I ran into her downtown.
378
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,204
She invited us over.
379
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:29,006
Well, maybe
we can just tell her
380
00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:30,774
we're on the master cleanse
or something.
381
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:31,942
She'll understand.
382
00:33:31,944 --> 00:33:34,011
What else
are we gonna do tonight?
383
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,747
White house.
384
00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:37,948
We'll hit
the white house again.
385
00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:40,584
As appealing
as that sounds,
386
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,353
I think I'm gonna go to Alex's.
387
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:52,229
Are you guys like...
Not-friends?
388
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:53,797
Friendly.
389
00:33:57,301 --> 00:33:58,702
How do you know her again?
390
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,237
Ah! She's like one of Garrett's
391
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,039
random friends
from summers here.
392
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,174
I...
I just don't wanna go.
393
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,942
Okay.
394
00:34:05,944 --> 00:34:07,310
You don't have to.
395
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,615
So, you're just gonna go
over there all by yourself?
396
00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:14,217
Yeah.
397
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:21,491
Like, you don't even know her.
398
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:24,694
Not as well
as you know, say, Dale.
399
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:26,663
But, uh, I think I'll survive.
400
00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:02,632
They're here.
401
00:35:04,135 --> 00:35:05,402
Hello, ladies.
402
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:08,105
Uh, Ronnie, faye, this is
my roommate, granville.
403
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:09,539
You can call me "granny."
404
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,408
Who likes beer?
405
00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,810
Grab a bunch.
We'll be in the garden.
406
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,147
Uh... bathroom?
407
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,715
Just around the corner.
408
00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:18,715
Uh, just make sure you hold
409
00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:21,785
the flusher down
for three Mississippi's
410
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,492
she doesn't know about you.
411
00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,593
Okay.
412
00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:32,896
Faye... she can't
know about you.
413
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,231
Okay.
414
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:36,666
Alex, this is super important.
415
00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,001
She can't know about you.
416
00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,269
Ronnie...
417
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:40,804
It's okay.
418
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,508
Okay, okay.
419
00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:02,926
Do you like space?
420
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:07,097
- Yeah.
421
00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:09,166
It's okay if
you're not that into it.
422
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:13,303
Not that into it.
423
00:36:13,971 --> 00:36:15,972
Get out of my house.
424
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:19,309
No, I'm kidding. That's a joke.
Please stay.
425
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,578
Hmm.
426
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,550
So, you're an artist?
427
00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:26,816
Uh...
428
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:31,288
Yeah, space enthusiast,
really.
429
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:32,756
Made a ton of these.
430
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,125
Got a bunch in my bedroom
if you want to...
431
00:36:35,127 --> 00:36:37,227
Uh... or...
432
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,828
People are waiting outside,
too.
433
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,864
So...
434
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:41,932
Uh, nice to meet you.
435
00:36:41,934 --> 00:36:44,401
Uh, I'll get the chips.
436
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,243
- What do you got?
-Beer.
437
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,679
Uh, granny, I promised them
some of your kush.
438
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,948
Oh, shit, Kenny
cleaned me out this morning.
439
00:36:57,950 --> 00:37:01,117
- Fuck...
- -Aren't those marijuana plants?
440
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,453
Yeah. But they're not
ready for harvest yet.
441
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,389
Did you ever, uh,
see one up close?
442
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,325
I'll show you.
443
00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:12,229
Oh, no, that's cool.
I see them all the time.
444
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,865
Please, after you.
445
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,410
It's pollen.
446
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,878
It's my kryptonite.
447
00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:32,983
They're pretty, huh?
448
00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:34,651
Very pretty.
449
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,593
What's that?
450
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,696
Oh,
that is my pump for Insulin.
451
00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:47,864
I'm diabetic.
452
00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:49,532
Ta-da!
453
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,037
You have diabetes and asthma?
454
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:55,772
Yes, I do.
455
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,308
Basically superman.
456
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:04,281
Yo, hookers. We got a plan b.
457
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:05,715
Uh-oh...
458
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:06,750
What is it?
459
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,019
Alex said she can take us
to the bowling alley
460
00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:11,021
to meet some guys
on the weekend.
461
00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:12,622
Ooh! Can you score
some weed there?
462
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,958
Yeah, bro, we can score
some weed there.
463
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,495
--That shamus?
464
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,698
Gonna get that
famous-shamus-stank-weed.
465
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,801
Better than nothing, I guess.
466
00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,340
Granville's kind of a cutie.
467
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:32,575
He's not.
468
00:38:32,577 --> 00:38:35,812
Come on. You were creaming
your Jean shorts for that guy.
469
00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:40,483
Asthmatic, diabetic...
470
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,985
Space cowboy granville.
471
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,753
Shut up.
472
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:50,293
- Why?
-Come on. You're not even
gonna get in once?
473
00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:53,630
No. I don't
want swimmer's itch.
474
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,598
You're not gonna get it again.
475
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,168
Oh, my god.
It's not like chicken pox.
476
00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:00,470
It's itchy for, like, a week.
477
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,605
Boo-hoo!
We've all had chlamydia.
478
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:10,413
Mmm.
479
00:39:10,415 --> 00:39:11,748
Life is so hard.
480
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:14,617
Ronnie! The sun!
481
00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:18,088
Oh, my god. The sun,
the water. Jesus, faye.
482
00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:19,155
Live a little.
483
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,256
Yeah, I'm trying to live a lot,
484
00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:22,592
which is why
I'm avoiding a sunburn.
485
00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:23,827
What's the point, dude?
486
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:26,096
You're probably gonna
get melanoma anyways.
487
00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:28,865
Okay, not to get
all Oprah on you,
488
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:28,865
but I don't love that
489
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,968
you're putting that out
into the universe.
490
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:36,873
It's not like Garrett
microwaved his balls.
491
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:41,978
That was genetic.
He was always gonna get it.
492
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:46,383
Well, maybe you're always
gonna get skin cancer.
493
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,184
So, might as well
enjoy a little pigment
494
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,552
while you're young.
495
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,021
Ooh! Live like you're
gonna die tomorrow.
496
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:53,490
How original.
497
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,893
Spit it out.
498
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,128
What?
499
00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:00,130
I'm not ashamed of my behavior.
500
00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:01,564
Okay, Ronnie.
501
00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:03,600
You're being judgy.
502
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,402
I didn't say anything.
503
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:07,437
Well, you're being judgy
without saying anything.
504
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:11,074
So, either speak your mind
or shut the fuck up.
505
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:14,043
Okay. I think you're being
reckless and irresponsible.
506
00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:17,847
I'm just having fun.
507
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:20,417
Dale's truck could not
have been fun.
508
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,218
You wouldn't recognize fun
509
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,087
if it was sucking
on your puffy nips.
510
00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:26,623
I have fun.
511
00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:26,956
Prove it.
512
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:30,160
Prove you're
not using drunken sex
513
00:40:30,162 --> 00:40:31,494
as a coping mechanism.
514
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,631
I was slutty
before Garrett died.
515
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,467
It's who I am.
It's my fucking right.
516
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:39,736
Garrett
would be so proud.
517
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:42,672
Why would I wanna
make Garrett proud?
518
00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:45,041
He was a fucking pussy.
519
00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:47,076
And I didn't take his advice
when he was alive,
520
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:48,845
I'm not gonna start now.
521
00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:52,515
I cannot believe you're
talking about him like this.
522
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:56,085
Oh, my god. It's insane
you're defending him.
523
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,876
Girls, these are the guys.
524
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:55,278
Oh, I see we're just
in time for the gang-bang.
525
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,580
These odds
can only help you.
526
00:41:57,582 --> 00:41:58,715
Does anyone want a beer?
527
00:41:58,717 --> 00:41:59,983
Yeah, a beer would be divine.
528
00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:02,619
Why, yes,
a beer would be divine.
529
00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,487
Are you gonna be
like this all night?
530
00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:06,523
-Hey, buddy.
-Hey, shamus.
531
00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,824
It's been a while.
532
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:11,294
Welcome to my bowling alley.
533
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:14,163
Hey, Zach, why don't you get
these ladies some shoes?
534
00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:16,299
10 and a half, men's.
535
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:20,403
I'm 7. Clean.
536
00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:21,571
What's this?
537
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,540
This right here
is my calling.
538
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:25,275
Practice makes perfect.
539
00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:26,643
It's permanent.
540
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:29,212
Well, the boys help out
with that. Don't you, guys?
541
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:30,713
Go ahead. Show her.
542
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,585
Oh...
543
00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:36,953
I passed out
with my shoes on.
544
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:38,621
Aww... sweet lisp.
545
00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:40,223
Ronnie!
546
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,959
It's okay. Faye used to have
a stutter.
547
00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:44,861
She did this stutter poem
to get rid of it.
548
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,896
You should teach him
the stutter poem.
549
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,565
Cut it out.
550
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:50,800
So, uh, Alex tells me
you guys are looking
551
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:53,136
for some of that farm-to-table
devil's lettuce.
552
00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:55,371
You've come to the right place.
553
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,006
I don't know.
Word on the street
554
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,575
is your mama busted you.
555
00:42:58,577 --> 00:43:01,044
Yeah, she might have
busted me, but, uh...
556
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:03,446
She didn't bust
my man Tommy over here.
557
00:43:03,448 --> 00:43:04,714
Hook 'em up.
558
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:07,250
Now this stuff here...
559
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:08,918
It's my very own strain.
560
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,554
We call it
"the walk of shamus."
561
00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:15,458
Mmm. Is it really
such a good idea
to have it out there
562
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,560
just Willy-nilly?
563
00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:18,628
Chill, faye.
564
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:20,597
I'm chill. Thank you.
565
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:21,698
It's cool.
Shamus runs the place.
566
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,299
There's no one here to bust us.
567
00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:28,004
Oh, she doen't smoke.
568
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:43,720
All right! Let's bowl.
569
00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:41,144
So, those are called "quasars."
570
00:44:41,745 --> 00:44:43,780
Or quasi-stellar objects.
571
00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:48,117
Well, basically,
they're like stars.
572
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,553
Except not quite,
hence the name.
573
00:44:50,555 --> 00:44:52,088
"Quasi."
574
00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:54,290
Because they're
brighter than stars.
575
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,827
So they can be brighter
than entire galaxies.
576
00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:01,164
What's so magnificent
about them is that
577
00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:05,201
they're powered
by the stuff that gets
sucked into black holes.
578
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:07,537
I mean, "suck" is
the wrong word. Fall.
579
00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:09,038
Fall. Fall is better.
580
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,108
So, like, mass falls
into a black hole, dies,
581
00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:14,143
and then its energy
gets converted
582
00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:17,380
into the brilliant light
of the quasi-stellar object.
583
00:45:18,615 --> 00:45:19,782
I mean, how cool is that?
584
00:45:19,784 --> 00:45:21,784
You know, the darkest, most...
585
00:45:21,786 --> 00:45:23,486
Mysterious thing
in the universe,
586
00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:25,021
this hole of death,
587
00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:28,157
feeds the brightest
and most beautiful.
588
00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:32,095
You really like space, huh?
589
00:45:34,164 --> 00:45:35,364
I also like puns.
590
00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:38,601
Oh, all right.
591
00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:40,636
Let's hear a pun.
592
00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:43,072
Oh, i-- I can't
just tell you a pun.
593
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,141
Why not?
594
00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:47,777
My-my-my puns
don't work that way.
595
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,547
'Cause they're unemployed.
596
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:52,982
One might say
they're "pun-employed."
597
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:55,451
--That's stupid.
598
00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,403
Do you want to get out of here?
599
00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:16,439
Yes, absolutely.
600
00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:22,879
--Oh...
601
00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,815
Two down.
602
00:46:27,184 --> 00:46:28,885
What about our ride?
603
00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:31,387
Don't worry, ladies.
I'll take you home.
604
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,226
Let's go downstairs.
605
00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:32,682
Ah!
606
00:47:33,918 --> 00:47:36,052
- Sorry.
-It's okay. It's all right.
607
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,464
You okay?
608
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:51,434
I just have to pee.
609
00:48:41,618 --> 00:48:43,653
Hmm...
610
00:49:15,919 --> 00:49:18,120
Hey? Hey, good-lookin',
we're here.
611
00:49:19,389 --> 00:49:20,489
Hi!
612
00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:23,292
--Oh!
613
00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:28,698
Oh, hey-- you-you okay?
614
00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:40,109
You good?
615
00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:43,446
Hey, what-- what happened here?
616
00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,049
Mmm.
617
00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:49,518
Some times life gets ya.
618
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:51,887
But do you know what they say?
619
00:49:51,889 --> 00:49:55,091
They say that if you
have two black eyes,
620
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:57,593
the universe is
telling you to take a nap.
621
00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,428
But if it's just one of them,
622
00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,831
- then it's a wink.
623
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,532
Hey, what are you waiting for?
624
00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,402
Look, I'm gonna take off.
625
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:07,903
What?
626
00:50:07,905 --> 00:50:10,873
Look, my grandma
died last year.
627
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:12,208
It's super hard, I get it.
628
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,377
- Yeah, I bet that was hard.
629
00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:15,511
Unlike your dick.
630
00:50:17,381 --> 00:50:18,748
I'm gonna go.
631
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:21,050
Ha-ha! Hey,
you need an invitation?
632
00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:22,852
You a vampire?
633
00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:24,920
Cross the threshold, vampire!
634
00:50:24,922 --> 00:50:26,789
Dross-- no, "cross."
635
00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:28,858
Cross the threshold!
636
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,226
Drink some water.
637
00:50:30,961 --> 00:50:32,895
Drink water...
638
00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:35,264
Drink water,
drink fucking water...
639
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,133
Fucking penicillin
in that water.
640
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,316
I'm alive.
641
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,588
You okay?
Let's get you to bed.
642
00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:02,091
Oh!
Can you do it horizontally?
643
00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:05,394
Yeah. Yeah.
644
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,662
Thank you.
645
00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,069
You know who
doesn't have a pulse?
646
00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:14,136
Who?
647
00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:15,638
Shamus.
648
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:20,276
And he's vampire because
you have to invite him in.
649
00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:22,378
Inside. For him to come in.
650
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,712
Did you invite him in?
651
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:27,016
Yeah, but it's
opposite day for vampires.
652
00:51:27,018 --> 00:51:28,284
Oh...
653
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,149
Best...
654
00:52:06,523 --> 00:52:07,656
Friend.
655
00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:37,386
Oh...
656
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:40,055
Sorry. I'm still here.
657
00:52:40,057 --> 00:52:42,091
I mean, I'm not sorry
I'm still here.
658
00:52:42,093 --> 00:52:43,792
I'm glad, uh...
659
00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:44,860
But... yeah.
660
00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:47,663
How are you feeling?
661
00:52:49,065 --> 00:52:51,200
Less than fresh.
662
00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:53,769
Sorry I fell asleep last night.
663
00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:54,837
That's okay.
664
00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:57,606
I really wanted to, uh...
665
00:52:57,608 --> 00:53:00,543
You know,
it's probably for the best.
666
00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:01,610
Really.
667
00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:13,489
Okay. Well...
668
00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,925
Uh... I'll see you around.
669
00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:17,626
Yup.
670
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,070
Hey! All right!
671
00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:29,738
No, no, no. We didn't, uh...
672
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:32,341
Bro code. I get it.
673
00:54:09,212 --> 00:54:10,346
Call me faye.
674
00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:12,314
And thank you...
675
00:54:12,849 --> 00:54:14,350
For this opportunity.
676
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:17,119
A position at
east cliff academy is...
677
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:19,655
The opportunity of a lifetime.
678
00:54:20,824 --> 00:54:24,493
You have... no idea how much
this opportunity means to me.
679
00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,996
Yes, you do,
i guess I just have to
deal with it.
680
00:54:37,474 --> 00:54:39,541
- Dina?
- -Hi, hon.
681
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,845
I'm making eggplant parm.
682
00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:45,948
Hi!
683
00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:48,550
Is Ronnie awake?
684
00:54:48,552 --> 00:54:50,686
She ate the donut
that I brought her
685
00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:52,988
and said she had plans
and took off.
686
00:54:54,224 --> 00:54:55,491
She seems...
687
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,660
The same.
688
00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,168
How's Roger?
689
00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:08,404
He joined a gym.
690
00:55:08,406 --> 00:55:11,140
I wasn't sure how this
would be for him, but...
691
00:55:11,142 --> 00:55:12,975
That's a step, a big one.
692
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,045
Ronnie could use some exercise.
693
00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,083
I'm sorry. I'm trying.
694
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:25,587
Oh, faye, it's not your fault.
695
00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:28,123
You know, Roger and i
asked you to help with her,
696
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:29,625
but if it's too hard...
697
00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:31,894
Wha-- what do you mean,
"too hard"?
698
00:55:32,896 --> 00:55:35,130
Just that everything
with Garrett was a lot,
699
00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:36,198
especially for you.
700
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,399
I am not fragile.
701
00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:39,201
I never said you were fragile.
702
00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:41,670
I can handle things, okay?
703
00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,907
I wanted to be there
for Garrett
704
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,943
and he sent me away, okay?
705
00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:49,912
Okay.
706
00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:57,720
How long are you staying?
707
00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:00,989
I have work in the morning.
708
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:05,527
You might wanna beat traffic.
709
00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:13,502
I finally got to cleaning out
Garrett's room.
710
00:56:14,904 --> 00:56:16,004
Found these.
711
00:56:17,006 --> 00:56:19,375
That's why I'm here.
712
00:56:19,377 --> 00:56:22,678
Ronnie booked it so fast,
i didn't have
a chance to tell her.
713
00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:26,081
There's one for each of you.
714
00:56:28,084 --> 00:56:29,485
From Garrett.
715
00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:37,426
Roger and I thought that...
716
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:40,028
You two could use a guardian.
717
00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:47,870
Garrett loved it here.
718
00:57:06,523 --> 00:57:07,790
What's this?
719
00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:10,192
Dandelion root tea.
720
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:12,428
Ugh!
721
00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:17,032
Can we turn it
into hot toddies?
722
00:57:22,138 --> 00:57:23,739
How are you doing?
723
00:57:26,409 --> 00:57:27,743
How come?
724
00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:29,111
I mean, I know the obvious,
725
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:31,680
but do you know specifically
what's the worst part?
726
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:34,716
Mmm...
727
00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:37,820
He's not here.
728
00:57:40,023 --> 00:57:41,089
Yeah.
729
00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,125
He's not here.
730
00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:54,570
When was the last time
you had a massage?
731
00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:58,474
I don't know.
732
00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:00,809
I think you have
stagnant energy.
733
00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:02,211
Ugh!
734
00:58:03,847 --> 00:58:05,581
Lie down.
735
00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:07,816
Don't
flatter yourself.
736
00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:10,913
Did you ever massage Garrett?
737
00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:14,149
Yeah.
738
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:17,052
Good.
739
00:59:17,587 --> 00:59:19,221
He was so uptight.
740
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:23,859
"Don't do that."
"Don't say that."
741
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:26,028
"Don't wear that
in public, Ronnie."
742
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:33,969
One time he caught me
and our tennis coach
743
00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,170
in the ball room.
744
00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:37,706
We were just making out,
but he came in and...
745
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:39,474
Kneed him in the groin,
and then
746
00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:41,310
hoisted me
over his shoulder and
747
00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:42,878
carried me all the way home.
748
00:59:45,516 --> 00:59:47,916
Probably could have
gotten free, but I didn't.
749
01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:15,777
Why?
750
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,347
Because of Garrett?
He's not here. He's dead.
751
01:00:19,816 --> 01:00:22,250
You don't have to be dead
to be not here.
752
01:02:32,115 --> 01:02:33,381
Hey.
753
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,985
Mmm.
754
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:49,531
No, that's all right.
755
01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:51,333
It's okay.
756
01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:24,466
Wait-- wait.
757
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:25,534
What--
758
01:03:59,202 --> 01:04:00,535
faye,
you all right?
759
01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:04,239
Yeah...
760
01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:12,113
- Are you okay?
-Yeah, um...
761
01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:14,616
Uh-huh.
762
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,855
You know, we don't
have to do this.
763
01:04:27,163 --> 01:04:28,763
Sh...
764
01:04:28,765 --> 01:04:32,100
She-- stood still...
765
01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:33,301
And he--
766
01:04:35,938 --> 01:04:38,006
he spun around...
767
01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:41,910
He took a spill and--
768
01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:45,847
--she--
769
01:04:45,849 --> 01:04:48,350
fell down.
770
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:49,885
She stood--
771
01:04:50,786 --> 01:04:54,456
still,
and he spun around--
772
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,625
she took a spill...
773
01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:59,661
And he fell down.
774
01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:01,062
Sh--
775
01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:07,102
they stayed apart,
they wouldn't dare
776
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,371
admit they were
the perfect pair.
777
01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:26,381
Hey?
778
01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:30,485
Did you wanna come back to bed?
779
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:03,118
You know
the raven twist rhymes?
780
01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,187
Mm-hmm.
781
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:08,790
My mom used to read them
to me when I had bad dreams.
782
01:07:13,462 --> 01:07:15,163
You share so easily.
783
01:07:18,067 --> 01:07:19,801
Nothing embarrassing
about comfort.
784
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,376
Did you know
Ronnie's brother died?
785
01:07:30,813 --> 01:07:32,247
Garrett, yeah.
786
01:07:32,915 --> 01:07:34,516
Yeah, I met him a few times.
787
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:39,788
He was my boyfriend.
788
01:07:42,059 --> 01:07:44,292
Ex-boyfriend.
789
01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:47,228
He broke up with me a year ago.
790
01:07:50,399 --> 01:07:52,267
When he found out he was sick?
791
01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:57,639
When he found out he was dying.
792
01:08:02,845 --> 01:08:04,979
Their mom...
793
01:08:04,981 --> 01:08:08,083
Died of cancer
when they were little and...
794
01:08:09,385 --> 01:08:11,219
Garrett...
795
01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:14,355
Remembered watching it
destroy their dad.
796
01:08:15,524 --> 01:08:16,591
So...
797
01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,794
He didn't want me to see it.
798
01:08:20,796 --> 01:08:22,330
His dying.
799
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,168
Or at least that's what
he told me.
800
01:08:27,170 --> 01:08:29,270
Like I couldn't
handle it or something.
801
01:08:35,711 --> 01:08:36,845
Could you?
802
01:08:43,152 --> 01:08:45,186
I went on my first date
803
01:08:45,188 --> 01:08:47,388
in a year on April fool's day.
804
01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:52,494
This guy from
my psychology class.
805
01:08:53,596 --> 01:08:55,830
Billy. Billy dejario.
806
01:08:58,767 --> 01:09:03,171
Yeah, he told me my hair
was like sunshine, so...
807
01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:05,874
I got a Margarita with him.
808
01:09:10,179 --> 01:09:12,447
It was going well.
809
01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:16,518
You know? It was going
surprisingly well.
810
01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:19,854
And at a certain point he...
811
01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:22,457
Got up, I think,
812
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:25,326
to get a second round
or something, and...
813
01:09:27,463 --> 01:09:29,330
I...
814
01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:32,233
Noticed that I'd missed
a call from Garrett.
815
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:39,374
Fuck!
816
01:09:39,742 --> 01:09:40,909
Fuck!
817
01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:44,579
A year of nothing...
818
01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:49,384
No contact. Crickets.
And then...
819
01:09:49,386 --> 01:09:52,220
I'm on my first fucking date
820
01:09:52,955 --> 01:09:54,656
and now you call?
821
01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:56,191
What? To--
822
01:09:56,959 --> 01:09:58,593
like...
823
01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:02,230
Summon me? What for? What?
So you can...
824
01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:03,865
It's, uh...
825
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:05,833
Say goodbye?
826
01:10:07,169 --> 01:10:08,570
"I'm sorry"?
827
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:12,941
No.
828
01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:21,082
I already said goodbye, and...
829
01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:23,851
Your apology is nothing.
830
01:10:26,121 --> 01:10:28,256
Now you know how it feels.
831
01:10:30,526 --> 01:10:31,793
The silence.
832
01:10:36,365 --> 01:10:38,233
And I never called him back.
833
01:10:42,805 --> 01:10:44,372
He died three days later.
834
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:54,382
Talk about "the silence,"
you know?
835
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:57,418
And I guess that's something
that I have to live with.
836
01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:00,555
And...
837
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:04,659
You know,
the lesson is like, always
838
01:11:04,661 --> 01:11:08,196
tell your loved ones you
love them when you
have the chance.
839
01:11:08,198 --> 01:11:10,498
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
840
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,267
But...
841
01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:16,337
I gotta say...
842
01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:19,240
I'm living with it, and...
843
01:11:23,312 --> 01:11:26,347
It makes me really happy
844
01:11:26,349 --> 01:11:28,082
to know that one
of the last things he did
845
01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:29,884
was call me
and I didn't answer.
846
01:12:26,108 --> 01:12:27,608
Faye!
847
01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:29,744
Got any snacks?
848
01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:31,512
--Mmm...
849
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,081
Faye, are you home?
850
01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:34,349
You giving me
the silent treatment
851
01:12:34,351 --> 01:12:36,918
because I shirked
your fun schedule?
852
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,720
Ah!
853
01:12:42,257 --> 01:12:43,491
Hi, guys.
854
01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,127
Hey, what did Dina bring us?
We're so hungry.
855
01:12:46,129 --> 01:12:47,662
Eggplant parmesan.
856
01:12:47,996 --> 01:12:49,063
Ugh!
857
01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:58,005
Where have you been?
858
01:12:58,007 --> 01:12:59,640
Oh, I ran into these guys.
859
01:12:59,642 --> 01:13:01,642
Yeah, we, uh, bought a 24-pack,
860
01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,845
finished it in 48 minutes.
861
01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:05,513
Fucking destroyed!
862
01:13:05,515 --> 01:13:09,417
Yeah, and then I invited people
for the Canada day party.
863
01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:11,853
--People?
864
01:13:11,855 --> 01:13:15,123
All the people
in all the land.
865
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:17,158
Yo, why isn't it working?
866
01:13:20,864 --> 01:13:22,397
Batman.
867
01:13:23,198 --> 01:13:24,799
Hey, do you want some lemonade?
868
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:28,603
Shamus made it.
It's really fresh.
869
01:13:29,004 --> 01:13:30,171
Yeah, sure.
870
01:13:40,315 --> 01:13:41,582
Mmm.
871
01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:48,823
What?
872
01:13:50,192 --> 01:13:52,226
Does anything
taste a little bit...
873
01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:53,861
Odd about that lemonade?
874
01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:56,898
Maybe, like...
875
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,166
Something special.
876
01:14:00,202 --> 01:14:01,469
What is it?
877
01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:07,742
Ronnie, what is in this?
878
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:10,711
Weed?
879
01:14:11,647 --> 01:14:13,815
- Mdma.
880
01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:19,854
Ronnie, I have my Skype
interview in half an hour.
881
01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:21,756
- Oh, shit!
882
01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:24,959
Why would you do that?
883
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:28,429
Well, uh, I didn't know that
your Skype interview was today.
884
01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:30,097
Well, when in doubt,
885
01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:32,066
don't fucking drug me!
886
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,140
Faye!
887
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,875
Faye, maybe we could help.
888
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,985
Hi, faye.
889
01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:52,320
I'm Sarah Martin.
890
01:14:52,322 --> 01:14:54,522
I'm Dean of edge cliff academy.
891
01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:55,590
Nice to meet you.
892
01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:57,825
Nice to meet you, Dean Martin.
893
01:15:08,904 --> 01:15:11,372
Is that-- is that
what you go by? Dean Martin?
894
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:14,609
Faye?
895
01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:22,884
Excuse me? Faye?
896
01:15:23,986 --> 01:15:26,754
Uh... okay...
We're just gonna...
897
01:15:26,756 --> 01:15:29,023
Um, tell them
it was bad service.
898
01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:32,293
We can't jut tell them
it was bad service.
899
01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:35,263
Th-th-they're not idiots.
900
01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:37,298
It's-it's-it's gonna be fine.
901
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,034
No! It's not gonna be fine.
902
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:40,902
Do you really think that?
903
01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:42,370
Or do you just
always play dumb?
904
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:45,373
Because not all
of us are content
905
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:47,675
living at home
and mowing lawns.
906
01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:49,410
Some of us are going places.
907
01:15:49,412 --> 01:15:53,381
And I'm going places.
I need to go places.
908
01:15:53,383 --> 01:15:56,717
I-- I needed that job, Ronnie.
909
01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:04,792
Phew!
910
01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:06,827
Fuck!
911
01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:27,308
Absolutely.
912
01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:29,977
Okay.
913
01:17:31,747 --> 01:17:33,881
I completely understand.
Thank you.
914
01:17:35,283 --> 01:17:37,051
Thank you. Yeah.
915
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:39,420
Great. Have a--
916
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:46,994
what'd they say?
917
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:49,897
If I go to Vancouver,
they might give me
another chance, but...
918
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,133
No promises.
919
01:17:53,935 --> 01:17:56,203
That's great.
That's really great.
920
01:17:57,539 --> 01:17:59,440
I'm gonna take
the first bus back.
921
01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:05,112
Bus doesn't run on weekends.
922
01:18:06,548 --> 01:18:07,815
So Monday then.
923
01:18:19,594 --> 01:18:20,861
Faye?
924
01:19:26,962 --> 01:19:28,796
Don't eat
the party snacks.
925
01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:30,297
I'm not.
926
01:19:38,673 --> 01:19:40,141
Damn it!
927
01:20:25,554 --> 01:20:27,087
Is that Dale?
928
01:20:28,723 --> 01:20:30,157
Why is Dale here?
929
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:31,959
I don't know.
I didn't invite him.
930
01:20:32,761 --> 01:20:34,395
Who just shows up uninvited?
931
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,964
Yo, red. You got a hose?
932
01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:41,135
What is the raft for?
933
01:20:44,807 --> 01:20:46,307
There you go.
934
01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:48,876
Grab her hair for leverage.
Grab her hair for leverage.
935
01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:51,745
There you go!
That's what Dale taught you.
936
01:20:51,747 --> 01:20:53,280
Gotta roll her over.
937
01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:56,083
Get her in the deep end.
Get her down in
the ground down there.
938
01:20:56,085 --> 01:20:57,318
Bring 'em out.
939
01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:00,321
Okay. It's food.
It's made out of eggs.
940
01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:01,388
Scrambled eggs.
941
01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:01,388
No...
942
01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:04,124
It's like, uh,
you bake it in the oven.
943
01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:07,094
Uh... it's like a frittata
but with crust.
944
01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:08,863
Uh, there's
a little bit of ham,
945
01:21:08,865 --> 01:21:12,066
some spinach, and nice feta.
Come on.
946
01:21:12,068 --> 01:21:13,601
- Time's up.
947
01:21:13,603 --> 01:21:15,035
I must pee.
948
01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:18,505
It was quiche. Quiche!
949
01:21:18,507 --> 01:21:20,641
Quiche? What's quiche?
950
01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:22,409
Is that like a breakfast pie?
951
01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:26,213
-Oh, hey.
-Hi.
952
01:21:26,748 --> 01:21:27,948
You wanna flip that one?
953
01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:30,084
There's another
57 seconds left.
954
01:21:30,086 --> 01:21:32,453
- Oh, timer, okay.
955
01:21:33,088 --> 01:21:34,622
I think it's burnt.
956
01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:38,125
Oh...
957
01:21:38,127 --> 01:21:39,760
Damn it!
How'd you know that?
958
01:21:39,762 --> 01:21:42,029
Because I'm a man.
959
01:21:42,031 --> 01:21:43,831
Sometimes I feel like I need
to remind people of that.
960
01:21:49,204 --> 01:21:50,437
My lady.
961
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:55,142
Lookin' pretty good
in that hat. It's hot.
962
01:21:56,645 --> 01:21:57,845
This hat.
963
01:21:57,847 --> 01:21:59,647
Any hat.
964
01:22:09,858 --> 01:22:11,125
I nailed it!
965
01:22:17,465 --> 01:22:18,933
Hey.
966
01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:24,972
Sorry, I came in
to use the bathroom.
967
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:27,107
It's right there.
968
01:22:28,343 --> 01:22:29,410
I know.
969
01:22:38,186 --> 01:22:40,988
How did you
meet Garrett... again?
970
01:22:42,023 --> 01:22:45,292
He was a candy monster.
Just like you.
971
01:22:48,263 --> 01:22:49,396
I know.
972
01:22:55,303 --> 01:22:56,603
We had a thing.
973
01:22:58,206 --> 01:22:59,373
A thing?
974
01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:02,109
Nothing serious.
975
01:23:02,877 --> 01:23:04,144
You're crying.
976
01:23:11,086 --> 01:23:13,253
Do you know who I was to him?
977
01:23:18,761 --> 01:23:20,594
I don't think I do.
978
01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:27,067
I can't...
979
01:23:27,069 --> 01:23:29,169
I can't imagine
how you're feeling right now.
980
01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:30,704
Kind of looks like you can.
981
01:23:31,506 --> 01:23:32,573
No...
982
01:23:33,975 --> 01:23:35,542
That's all yours.
983
01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:52,893
Hola, senorita.
984
01:23:52,895 --> 01:23:54,428
I'm making you margs...
985
01:23:55,130 --> 01:23:58,699
Whoa, you're fast.
986
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:02,636
Okay, it's kind of gross,
but I like where you're going.
987
01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:04,571
Hey, hey, what's the matter?
What's the matter?
988
01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:06,073
Fuck off!
989
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:07,875
Fuck you!
990
01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:10,144
One of Garrett's
random friends?
991
01:24:10,612 --> 01:24:11,812
Random friend.
992
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:13,313
Alex is not random, Ronnie.
993
01:24:13,315 --> 01:24:15,549
She's fucking grieving.
994
01:24:15,551 --> 01:24:17,217
-I know. I know.
-Yeah.
995
01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:20,988
I know you know.
That's why you were
being so weird.
996
01:24:20,990 --> 01:24:23,357
Well, faye, he asked me
not to tell you.
997
01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:24,892
So, what was I supposed to do?
998
01:24:24,894 --> 01:24:26,360
Just throw him under the bus?
999
01:24:26,362 --> 01:24:28,862
Didn't you think that
that might help me?
1000
01:24:28,864 --> 01:24:30,931
That it might help me
to know that.
1001
01:24:30,933 --> 01:24:33,233
No, no, of course
you didn't because...
1002
01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:34,368
You don't think
about other people.
1003
01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:36,070
We all bend over
backwards to help you,
1004
01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:39,540
but it would never cross
your mind to help any of us.
1005
01:24:39,542 --> 01:24:43,644
Oh... oh! I don't ask anybody
to help me, okay?
1006
01:24:43,646 --> 01:24:43,644
I don't need your help.
1007
01:24:43,646 --> 01:24:47,948
Yeah, well, that's great
because
you'd be on top.
1008
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,217
Oh! Okay.
1009
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,977
Whoa, whoa... you okay?
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
1010
01:25:16,979 --> 01:25:18,812
Don't touch me!
1011
01:25:35,396 --> 01:25:37,464
- Hey!
-Like old times.
1012
01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:39,867
Uh... what's different
from an hour ago?
1013
01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:44,371
I don't want to,
and you don't even know
what you're doing, okay?
1014
01:25:44,373 --> 01:25:46,840
Oh, i-- I know what I'm doing.
1015
01:25:46,842 --> 01:25:47,774
You don't, okay?
1016
01:25:52,947 --> 01:25:55,582
Screw you, shamu!
1017
01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:57,284
- Ow!
- -Oh, shit!
1018
01:25:57,286 --> 01:25:58,819
- Are you okay?
- -Fuck!
1019
01:26:14,669 --> 01:26:16,770
Whoa! Occupied.
1020
01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:26,180
- You okay?
- -Don't.
1021
01:26:26,614 --> 01:26:27,681
Pardon?
1022
01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:28,815
Don't zip it up.
1023
01:26:29,751 --> 01:26:30,817
Are you concuss--
1024
01:26:34,589 --> 01:26:36,223
Jesus!
1025
01:26:36,225 --> 01:26:38,392
Ah!
1026
01:26:47,135 --> 01:26:48,702
Fuck it.
1027
01:27:04,919 --> 01:27:06,220
Damn it...
1028
01:27:06,222 --> 01:27:08,589
Okay, I got it,
i got it...
1029
01:27:08,591 --> 01:27:10,324
Okay, okay. Wait, wait,
Ronnie, Ronnie...
1030
01:27:11,727 --> 01:27:13,327
Ronnie, I just don't think
it's gonna happen, okay?
1031
01:27:13,329 --> 01:27:16,396
What? You got
like penile dysfunction?
1032
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:19,700
No. It's just not fucking
indestructible either.
1033
01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:45,692
- You and me, me and her.
1034
01:27:45,694 --> 01:27:45,692
Me and her.
1035
01:27:45,694 --> 01:27:49,229
The bathroom
is for bathroom activities.
1036
01:27:49,231 --> 01:27:51,365
--Is that you, red?
1037
01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:53,200
There's always room
for one more.
1038
01:27:54,637 --> 01:27:56,803
--Please...
1039
01:28:02,810 --> 01:28:05,145
Fantastic.
1040
01:28:05,147 --> 01:28:07,781
Faye, this is not
exactly what it looks like.
1041
01:28:10,084 --> 01:28:11,818
Ronnie...
1042
01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:13,453
This is for me from Garrett.
1043
01:28:14,889 --> 01:28:15,956
Who opened this?
1044
01:28:16,658 --> 01:28:17,724
Did you open it?
1045
01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:17,724
I can explain.
1046
01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:21,228
You can explain that Garrett
left me a fucking letter
1047
01:28:21,230 --> 01:28:22,896
and you opened it?
1048
01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:24,031
Yes.
1049
01:28:24,033 --> 01:28:25,299
Okay.
1050
01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:37,077
Ronnie, wait.
1051
01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:41,148
How could you
do something like that?
1052
01:28:41,150 --> 01:28:42,516
I didn't think
you could handle it.
1053
01:28:42,518 --> 01:28:44,251
Oh, my god, you have no idea
1054
01:28:44,253 --> 01:28:45,886
-what I can fucking handle.
-I'm sorry!
1055
01:28:45,888 --> 01:28:46,987
I earned that letter.
1056
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:48,055
I know!
1057
01:28:48,057 --> 01:28:49,656
You were
a fucking tourist!
1058
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:52,292
So, tell me!
Tell me what I missed.
1059
01:28:52,294 --> 01:28:54,294
That is all I want.
1060
01:28:54,296 --> 01:28:56,363
How do you
remember him, faye, huh?
1061
01:28:56,365 --> 01:28:57,964
How do you remember him?
1062
01:28:57,966 --> 01:29:00,300
Do you remember him fucking
picking you up from the beach
1063
01:29:00,302 --> 01:29:01,768
when you busted your knee?
1064
01:29:01,770 --> 01:29:03,203
Do you remember him,
i don't know,
1065
01:29:03,205 --> 01:29:04,571
asking you out to homecoming?
1066
01:29:04,573 --> 01:29:08,241
Do you remember him
taking your fucking virginity?
1067
01:29:08,243 --> 01:29:12,012
Good for you, faye,
those are pretty pictures.
1068
01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:15,215
Me, oh, gosh, I remember...
1069
01:29:15,217 --> 01:29:17,651
Collar bones, and, and...
1070
01:29:17,653 --> 01:29:20,153
The sound of him
crying at night, and...
1071
01:29:20,155 --> 01:29:23,090
And mixing bowls
full of vomit and...
1072
01:29:23,092 --> 01:29:26,093
And, and how
he took up prayer, okay?
1073
01:29:26,095 --> 01:29:27,994
He kicked you out
for a reason, faye.
1074
01:29:27,996 --> 01:29:30,130
And I do not pity you.
1075
01:29:30,132 --> 01:29:31,832
I am so fucking jealous of you.
1076
01:29:31,834 --> 01:29:34,134
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
1077
01:29:34,136 --> 01:29:35,936
Okay. I should be
ashamed of myself?
1078
01:29:35,938 --> 01:29:38,705
Jesus fucking Christ.
Quit your pity party.
1079
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:40,273
You had the chance
to talk to him.
1080
01:29:40,275 --> 01:29:41,875
And you didn't pick up.
1081
01:29:44,078 --> 01:29:45,145
What?
1082
01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:47,314
Yeah, I know.
1083
01:29:47,316 --> 01:29:48,615
And you know what else I know?
1084
01:29:49,183 --> 01:29:50,717
He didn't call you.
1085
01:29:54,021 --> 01:29:56,056
-What?
-Yeah.
1086
01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:57,457
I called you.
1087
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,594
Why would you do that?
1088
01:30:00,995 --> 01:30:02,062
Because...
1089
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,564
I thought that you would come.
1090
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:08,168
I, like, really needed
you to come.
1091
01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:11,538
But, guess Garrett was right.
1092
01:30:11,540 --> 01:30:14,007
You couldn't handle it.
And he knew that.
1093
01:30:14,009 --> 01:30:17,444
Even at the end.
He didn't want you there!
1094
01:31:00,189 --> 01:31:01,254
Should we stop them?
1095
01:31:04,158 --> 01:31:05,659
I think they need this.
1096
01:31:15,704 --> 01:31:17,604
--Ooh!
1097
01:32:37,485 --> 01:32:38,852
Yo, what do you
wanna watch?
1098
01:32:39,854 --> 01:32:40,921
Twins?
1099
01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:44,257
Twins.
1100
01:32:48,996 --> 01:32:50,497
Hey, Ronnie?
1101
01:32:50,499 --> 01:32:51,865
Mm-hmm.
1102
01:32:56,604 --> 01:32:58,738
I couldn't open mine, so...
1103
01:32:58,740 --> 01:33:00,740
That's why I opened yours.
1104
01:33:14,722 --> 01:33:15,989
What's it say?
1105
01:33:19,193 --> 01:33:19,826
Ugh!
1106
01:33:23,331 --> 01:33:24,664
What a shithead!
1107
01:33:25,466 --> 01:33:26,666
It's the same.
1108
01:33:26,668 --> 01:33:29,002
Yeah, our names are different.
1109
01:33:31,706 --> 01:33:33,006
Do you think...
1110
01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:36,710
That these are the only words
he knew how to spell?
1111
01:33:36,712 --> 01:33:38,345
Probably.
1112
01:33:40,782 --> 01:33:43,216
"Anything you wanna say
before you die, Garrett?"
1113
01:33:44,051 --> 01:33:45,819
"You know what?
1114
01:33:45,821 --> 01:33:47,554
Let's just make it
a group text."
1115
01:33:50,558 --> 01:33:52,525
Yeah...
1116
01:33:52,527 --> 01:33:54,728
He wasn't really a wordy guy.
1117
01:33:56,731 --> 01:33:58,632
Guess nobody's perfect.
1118
01:33:59,066 --> 01:34:00,300
Yeah.
1119
01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:02,102
Not even close.
1120
01:34:03,437 --> 01:34:05,372
He like...
1121
01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:09,743
Could never really understand
people with accents.
1122
01:34:12,413 --> 01:34:14,481
Yeah, he was
a really bad tipper.
1123
01:34:14,483 --> 01:34:17,317
Oh, yeah. Low, low.
1124
01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:18,952
Embarrassingly bad.
1125
01:34:20,021 --> 01:34:22,022
He wasn't nice to old people.
1126
01:34:22,024 --> 01:34:23,089
Nope.
1127
01:34:23,357 --> 01:34:24,424
Mm-mmm.
1128
01:34:25,426 --> 01:34:27,460
He would never dance with me.
1129
01:34:27,462 --> 01:34:29,162
It's a crime.
1130
01:34:29,164 --> 01:34:31,831
He was ridiculous.
1131
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,867
Sometimes he would come
into my room just to fart.
1132
01:34:33,869 --> 01:34:36,136
- Yes.
1133
01:34:36,138 --> 01:34:37,203
You do, too.
1134
01:34:37,205 --> 01:34:38,872
Ew! I do not.
1135
01:34:38,874 --> 01:34:40,640
Something
you have in common.
1136
01:34:44,178 --> 01:34:47,947
Every holiday, I got a gift
certificate from autozone.
1137
01:34:47,949 --> 01:34:50,050
Me too.
1138
01:34:50,052 --> 01:34:52,018
- What a jerk!
1139
01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:54,220
Man!
1140
01:34:56,792 --> 01:34:59,392
One time he hit a cat
and kept driving.
1141
01:35:01,996 --> 01:35:03,096
Oh, my god.
1142
01:35:04,999 --> 01:35:07,867
Yeah, that one's dark.
I'll keep it to myself.
1143
01:35:08,502 --> 01:35:09,803
Yeah.
1144
01:35:09,805 --> 01:35:12,706
Oh, he breast fed until he
was about four years old.
1145
01:35:13,407 --> 01:35:14,574
-What?
-Yup!
1146
01:35:14,576 --> 01:35:16,376
He only stopped
because I popped up.
1147
01:35:17,978 --> 01:35:19,145
Ew!
1148
01:35:24,618 --> 01:35:26,119
He cut me out of his life.
1149
01:35:29,023 --> 01:35:30,090
Yeah.
1150
01:35:30,725 --> 01:35:32,759
Well, he cut you out of mine.
1151
01:35:38,332 --> 01:35:39,399
Twins?
1152
01:35:40,535 --> 01:35:42,035
Do I have a choice?
1153
01:35:42,037 --> 01:35:43,103
Nope.
1154
01:35:50,544 --> 01:35:52,011
Mmm...
1155
01:35:56,117 --> 01:35:57,283
Thank you.
1156
01:36:45,099 --> 01:36:46,266
Garrett.
1157
01:36:48,235 --> 01:36:49,736
A portion of Garrett.
1158
01:36:49,738 --> 01:36:52,405
That's not all of him.
The rest of him
is back in calgary.
1159
01:36:53,707 --> 01:36:57,076
Dina scooped out
part of his ashes
and put it in this jar?
1160
01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:01,514
Like a snack.
1161
01:37:03,551 --> 01:37:05,218
These are her pickling jars.
1162
01:37:06,620 --> 01:37:08,421
I didn't
really think about it.
1163
01:37:13,561 --> 01:37:14,928
Portion of Garrett.
1164
01:37:28,609 --> 01:37:30,143
You sure about this?
1165
01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:41,254
Well, that's
one way to do it.
1166
01:38:11,418 --> 01:38:13,019
Ronnie!
1167
01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:15,388
I'm back! Let's hit it.
1168
01:38:19,593 --> 01:38:20,994
Granville brought it.
1169
01:38:22,763 --> 01:38:24,330
What is it? Uranus?
1170
01:38:25,232 --> 01:38:27,133
It's a quasi-stellar object.
1171
01:39:02,970 --> 01:39:04,370
Hey, Garrett.
1172
01:39:08,275 --> 01:39:11,377
I know I'm not
supposed to sit here, but...
1173
01:39:14,715 --> 01:39:16,349
The way I see it,
if you're really up there,
1174
01:39:16,351 --> 01:39:19,118
you can just make sure that
i don't crash and kill us.
1175
01:39:20,722 --> 01:39:22,121
This totally works, right?
1176
01:39:26,694 --> 01:39:29,329
And if you're not...
1177
01:39:32,166 --> 01:39:36,269
Well, you're not the boss
of me, you butt-face.
1178
01:39:38,939 --> 01:39:40,606
I can take care of myself.
1178
01:39:41,305 --> 01:39:47,268
Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/5nevc
Help other users to choose the best subtitles
77440
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
