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- Brock?
- Bro, can you hear me, bro?
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Come on, baby. Come on, Brock.
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- Brock!
- Can't get 911.
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No fucking recep...
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- Shit!
- Is it that bad?
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- What? No.
- No, just, uh, you look great.
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Got your standard
number of eyeballs.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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We're taking you
to the hospital.
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We couldn't get an ambulance,
but this is just as good.
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I'm basically an EMT
since I took a CPR course
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seven years ago when I
worked at the water park.
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- No seat belt.
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I'm not normally back
here when it's moving.
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I'll just
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Ah!
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Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Oh, I guess you'll just
have to get used to women
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throwing themselves at you
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what with how normal
your face looks now.
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Oh!
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- Ah!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Okay. There you are.
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Brock, right? Nod
if you can hear me.
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I'm Dr. Mandril.
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I'm going to be
operating on you today.
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You're going to be fine.
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Your friends got
you here in time.
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They saved your life.
You're in good hands, mm?
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You know, I really
hate lying like that,
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but his last thought shouldn't
be, "I'm going to die."
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This way, he croaks
on a high note.
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What?
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You didn't give him the gas yet?
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- No, sorry.
- What the fuck, Ryan?
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Jesus fucking Christ!
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Would you knock him out already?
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Yes, Doctor.
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You are going to be just fine.
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Don't worry about a thing, okay?
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Okay.
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Welcome back to our
coverage of Hurricane Annie
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fleeing the storm.
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Which may be a lot of you.
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It looks like Annie is
going to make landfall
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as a category four,
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prompting talks of
mandatory evacuations.
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- Ah.
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Well, thanks for
coming back in, guys.
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I wanted to let you know
we caught Carlos Ramirez,
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AKA "Condom Carl."
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Did he say what happened?
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He won't talk, but
it's all on video.
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So it's open and shut.
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The D.A. said I can return
your personal items.
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So we got a set of keys
and a couple of phones
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and I believe this is yours.
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Thank God. It's been so hard
to sleep without a pillow.
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What? I'll flip it over.
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Um, what about the grack sack?
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The big bag with
the python eggs.
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That was Jillian's too.
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No, those were Brock's.
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That's why he got
shot, isn't it?
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What's the story there?
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- No stories.
- They were... they were Brock's.
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Well, if you can get
Brock to sign for them,
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I can release the eggs and you
can sort it out yourselves.
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Yeah, but he's in a coma.
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I don't think he's gonna
be signing anything.
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And the python hunt
ends in six days.
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After that, they're useless.
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Well, if he's incapacitated,
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a family member could
always sign for him.
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- The fuck?
- Ugh.
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That's Pete. Pete the pig.
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We borrowed him from the DEA.
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He's so cute.
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Yeah, he's cute.
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He's also a huge
fucking asshole!
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Can pigs be assholes?
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He swallowed my
Bluetooth, so you tell me.
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- What does Pete the pig do?
- He's a super sniffer.
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We actually got him to
locate Condom Carl's gun.
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He dropped it at the
scene. It vanished.
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The chief seems to think
it's in the grass somewhere.
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So now we all have to put up
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with Pete's fucking
bullshit, all fucking week!
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It's so dumb because
the gun's long gone.
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Long gone? Gone where?
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I have a theory about that.
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I believe it was
eaten by a snake.
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Can snakes eat handguns?
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- Oh, yeah. Looked it up.
- They eat everything.
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License plates, alligators...
Heck, even people.
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People? That's... that's crazy.
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So what I did was I contacted
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the Department of
Water Management.
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Every dead snake that
comes through there,
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they're gonna cut it open,
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examine the stomach
contents, and let me know.
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I bet we'd find that
gun in one of them.
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Fuck. They're cutting
open snakes now?
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What happens when someone
catches the one that ate Noah?
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Aww, I didn't know
his name was Noah.
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I'd rather not humanize him.
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Can we please call
him "the body"?
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Well, they'll find the body,
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all the body's bones,
all the body's wallet,
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or pictures of the
body's nieces in it.
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La, la, la, the body
had no one who loved it.
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The body was all alone.
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Then Rodney Lamonca's
gonna kill me.
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Oh, it's not gonna be
a regular death though.
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He's gonna probably
hang me from a building
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or make me lick
poison off some money.
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- What?
- I don't know. He's fucked up.
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Relax, okay?
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I read online it only
takes three weeks
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for a snake to
fully digest a deer.
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Humans are basically deers.
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But it hasn't been a few weeks.
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It's been one week, Cregory.
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There's over 100,000
pythons in the Everglades.
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What are the odds someone's
gonna catch that one?
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That snake was 20 feet long
and white with red eyes.
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Fucking biblical motherfucker
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couldn't be more
conspicuous if he tried.
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Nobody's going out to the
swamps this week anyway,
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not with this storm coming.
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Thank God for global
fucking warming.
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That's the spirit.
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- Too bad about the grack sack.
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Yeah.
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Guess it's all over then.
No more saw palmetto farm.
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Yeah.
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Fuck!
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Unless
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we could maybe ask
Corby to get the eggs
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from the police station for us?
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He's a nice kid.
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He might feel kind of bad
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that his dad basically
stole them from us.
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Totally.
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I mean, it feels
a little ghoulish.
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Seeing his dad is in a coma.
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And we were sort of responsible.
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- True, true, true.
- Good point. Good point.
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Except we're also responsible
for saving Brock's life.
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- Yeah.
- We drove him to the hospital.
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Got him there before
he lost consciousness.
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If you think about it,
we're kind of heroes.
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Corby's gonna be so grateful.
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Of course he's gonna
give us those snake eggs.
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"Anything for you guys because
you saved my dad's... ".
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He died this morning.
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I'm so sorry, Corby.
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If you need anything at
all, we're here for you.
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Thanks.
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But didn't you guys
say you needed a favor?
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- What? Definitely not.
- Us?
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- We're here for you, champ.
- We're not heroes.
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- We're just friends.
- Friends without motives.
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And we definitely
see the potential
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of up to 6 million
customers losing power
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in the wake of the storm.
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These outages may outlast
emergency generator capacity,
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so we're recommending
hospitals transfer
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all high-risk
patients out of state
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to avoid mass casualties.
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crammers from Burger Load.
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Now you're crammed
with knowledge!
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Crammed deep up in
there!
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- Can't believe Brock's dead.
- Yeah.
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But I've been around so much
death, nothing's shocking.
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You know, I've won this
dress to 17 funerals?
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17 funerals is
too many funerals.
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- Well, there was my dad.
- That was a heart attack.
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And then my friend
Amy. Overdose.
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But then the other 15 was when
I was hired to be a mourner.
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- That's a job?
- Uh-huh.
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It's so unpopular people don't
seem like they died friendless.
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And I was great at it. I
can start sobbing on demand.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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It's just a skill
I've always had.
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Don't know why.
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Probably because
of my deep well of sadness.
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Hey, about the eggs.
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I think we should tell
Corby to pick them up
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before the contest ends so
he can claim the prize money.
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Feels like the
right thing to do.
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- He lost his dad.
- We both know how tough that is.
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Yeah. God.
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Of course, my dad didn't
steal someone else's
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bag of snake eggs
before he died.
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Neither did mine.
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Seems like a
relevant distinction.
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- Very relevant.
- I mean, that was our dream.
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And Brock took it from us.
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We'll be...
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We're giving Corby the
eggs and that's that.
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Guys, I feel like
God sent us Brock
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to remind us that
life is precious
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and to make as much content
as you can while you can.
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Yo, I'd be lying if I said I
wasn't a little jealous though.
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The kingdom sounds
sick.
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Hey.
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We met at the DMV.
Matt, Brock's friend.
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Yeah. I remember you.
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You were having an
affair with his wife.
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Yeah.
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I don't know why it's necessary
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to be bringing up old
shit at a funeral.
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I'm just saying
that's how I know you.
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You were sleeping with his wife.
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That's the only context
I have to put you in.
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Okay, cool. So what?
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You just sit around talking
about old shit all day?
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- You started talking to me.
- Okay...
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Did I say anything to you? No.
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I'm done now. I'm done.
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- All right.
- Well, good job, home wrecker.
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- What the...
- Excuse me.
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Hi. I'd, uh...
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I'd like to thank
everyone for coming.
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I know my dad was a lot.
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A lot of anger,
a lot of yelling,
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a lot of saying the
word fuck or shit.
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Or when he was really mad,
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he loved to call people
dick less skunks.
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- He called you that.
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But you know, there
was a lot of good
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that came with my dad as well.
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A lot of laughter,
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a lot of learning,
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and most importantly,
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there were always a lot
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of surprises!
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- Oh!
- That's right, motherfuckers!
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You can't get rid
of me that easy.
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- Whoo!
- Oh!
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- We did it again!
- We prayed him back to life!
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- Let's go!
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- What is happening?
253
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,644
both: Jesus!
254
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,927
Brock is alive! He has risen!
255
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,433
Thank you for coming.
256
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,096
Thank you. Thanks
for coming, man.
257
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,364
Whoa!
258
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,437
Whoa.
259
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,362
Oh, bring it in.
260
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,452
- You guys saved my life.
261
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,068
Oh.
262
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,405
- That was crazy.
- Are you all right?
263
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,951
- Fuck no. No.
- My eyeball got vaporized.
264
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,365
Just, pfft, yeah.
265
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,891
But that bullet gave
me some other powers.
266
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,705
You know, I'm like a
fucking superhero now.
267
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,840
- What kind of powers?
- Do you have enhanced hearing?
268
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,548
What? Fuck that shit.
269
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,274
I'm rich now, which is the
greatest fucking superpower
270
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,678
of all, you know
what I'm saying?
271
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,087
I made tens of
thousands of dollars
272
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,885
when I uploaded that
video of me getting shot.
273
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,598
It's been viewed over
15 million times.
274
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,929
- Damn.
- Yeah. I don't know.
275
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,064
People just love to see
all that blood spraying
276
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,521
out the back of my head...
I'm a worldwide sensation.
277
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,862
In fact, some chick in
Indonesia, she DM'd me.
278
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,227
She asked me to get married.
279
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,614
- And what did you tell her?
- I said, "Fuck no."
280
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,837
You know, it's
probably some dude
281
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,338
living in his mom's
basement in Toronto,
282
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,702
jerking it to the idea of
sticking his cock in my socket.
283
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,200
- Oh, God.
- And I told him
284
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,871
that, you know,
I'm already taken.
285
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,370
Got my little strawberry
shortcake here.
286
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,423
American dream,
guys. American dream.
287
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,827
- Getting shot in the face.
- Getting shot in the face.
288
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,286
That's right. I
cracked the code.
289
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,272
Oh, hey, guess who was in
the hospital when I woke up?
290
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:14,216
The guys from Rawboned.com.
I got a sponsor.
291
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,943
They're these pills you
take to dehydrate yourself
292
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,297
so you look hot
for selfies. Yeah.
293
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,604
In fact, the whole fake
funeral was their idea.
294
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,887
Brock, we so stoked
for this vid, baby.
295
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,271
It's gonna pull
some huge numbers!
296
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,327
That's what I'm talking about.
297
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,441
That's my guy.
That's my guy now.
298
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,898
Hey, since the snake hunt
is ending in two days...
299
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,228
We wanted you to know
300
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,653
the police have those
python eggs for you.
301
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,992
- Yeah, um, let me guess.
- You want 'em for yourself.
302
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,408
Well, we actually came to
make sure Corby got them
303
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,027
- when we thought you were dead.
- Yeah.
304
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,084
But since you're not...
305
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,617
And since you're doing
so well financially...
306
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,461
Hey, I blackmailed you for
those eggs fair and square.
307
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,628
Okay? So I'ma drive down
to the police station.
308
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,957
I'ma take 'em for myself.
309
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,507
But I can't drive because
I have no depth perception.
310
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,298
So will you guys take me?
311
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,433
Cheesy, beefy, caliente.
312
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,180
- Cheesy, beefy, caliente.
313
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,783
If you want your
python eggs, follow me.
314
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,493
Sorry about the chaos. We're
worried about flooding,
315
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,137
so we gotta empty
the evidence room,
316
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,685
make sure nothing
gets destroyed.
317
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,188
Your eggs though
should be right...
318
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,731
Oh, shit. He ate 'em.
319
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,864
Who the fuck is this?
320
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,650
Pete the pig!
321
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,574
You asshole.
322
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,072
Told you.
323
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,914
- That little pig fuck!
- He ate all but six of them.
324
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,370
Maybe it's karma.
325
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,870
Maybe you shouldn't have tried
to steal our prize money.
326
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,462
- Hey, you know what?
- Fuck off, okay?
327
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,497
I wasn't gonna actually
keep the eggs from you.
328
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,435
I was gonna give 'em to you
as a surprise on camera.
329
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,169
Check this out.
330
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,131
Hey, boys! Come out, come on.
331
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,171
This is my crew.
332
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,175
Viral philanthropy.
It's huge on YouTube.
333
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,887
You know, you give
cash to strangers
334
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,847
or Yeezys to teachers.
335
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,031
See the one with
the homeless guy
336
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,282
where they're giving
him the Apple Watch?
337
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,636
No.
338
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,285
- He didn't actually want it.
- Got pretty violent.
339
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,059
But look, the point is this.
340
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,983
This video was gonna be
life-affirming as shit.
341
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:56,943
A creator finally
makes it, giving back.
342
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,855
Yeah, fuck it.
343
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,913
Just 'cause I
don't have the eggs
344
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,567
doesn't mean I
can't give you this.
345
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,913
That's $20,000.
346
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,075
- What?
- Yeah.
347
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,043
From the Rawboned
guys, for the funeral.
348
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,343
We were gonna get a
fire rig for the casket
349
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,587
to make it look like I was
literally coming up from hell,
350
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,549
but couldn't get it
shipped out in time.
351
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,340
- Wait.
- Are you serious right now?
352
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,854
- This is fake, right?
- This is for a video.
353
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,677
Fuck no, it's not for a video.
354
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,932
Guys, last week, I... I
thought I was gonna die.
355
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,516
I mean, I was on that table.
356
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,901
All I could think about
was my son, you know?
357
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,609
And just how much I...
358
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,359
I didn't want Corby to
grow up to be like me.
359
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,783
I've walked this
Earth for 42 years.
360
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,992
I can't think of a single
person whose life is better
361
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,493
because they met me.
362
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,750
This is my chance
to make that right.
363
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,791
- I, uh...
364
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,415
I don't know what to say.
365
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,092
Thank you doesn't
seem like enough.
366
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,761
Thank you is all I need.
367
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,758
Fucking love you, man.
368
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,306
Love you, brother.
369
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,854
Definitely gonna
need to go again.
370
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,354
What?
371
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,665
I said we're definitely
gonna need to go again.
372
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,416
Guys, I want you to bring
it in a little closer.
373
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,070
Okay? Get the intimacy here.
374
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,456
Okay, hey, I need
the envelope back.
375
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,605
I thought you said
this wasn't a video.
376
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,164
- Of course it's for a video.
- Okay?
377
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,657
I mean, I meant
everything I said,
378
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,051
and of course you
can keep the money,
379
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,655
but I gotta do
numbers on this one
380
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,221
'cause, you know, I'm
losing a lot of cash.
381
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,575
And hey, not just a thank
you. You know, like, come on.
382
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,922
I need you, like, crazy
and yelling, screaming.
383
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,328
You know, maybe
somebody throws up.
384
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,666
I can start sobbing on demand.
385
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,961
- I can scream real loud.
- Let do it.
386
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,125
- Boom!
- What?
387
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,802
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- This is crazy!
388
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,341
- Oh, my God!
- This is crazy!
389
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,094
I don't know how to
thank you enough!
390
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,806
I wanna thank Rawboned.com.
391
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,307
Thank you so much.
392
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,678
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
393
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,135
Oh, my God.
394
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,154
Both: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
395
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,607
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
396
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,277
Holy shit!
397
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,489
- Craig!
- Jillian!
398
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,490
The bank. We gotta go
to the bank right now.
399
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,761
I think they might
have closed early
400
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,745
because of the storm.
401
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,326
I will deposit this in the ATM
402
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,711
120 at a time if I have to.
403
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,168
Come on, come on, come on.
404
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,919
Hey.
405
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:24,131
I know this isn't happening
'cause of Brock or Condom Carl
406
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,514
or Rawboned.com or any of that.
407
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,351
This is happening 'cause
of you, Jillian Glopp.
408
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,178
You found the eggs. You...
409
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,689
You saved me.
410
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,898
We should deposit
this in your account.
411
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,018
You should have control over it.
412
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,856
Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
413
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:47,702
But it should probably go in
your account since I'm not sure
414
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,529
I'm gonna be able to partner
with you on the farm.
415
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,945
What? What you talking about?
416
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,374
I might lose my green card
417
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,962
and get deported
in a couple weeks.
418
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,287
Jillian?
419
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,517
It's because I stole
Silas' pill bottle,
420
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,541
which was a
drug-related offense.
421
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,545
- Do you have a lawyer?
- What's your lawyer say?
422
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:06,217
Yep. She says she can take
care of this no problem.
423
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,652
- Okay, great.
- That's great. Very great.
424
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,216
- Except I can't afford her.
425
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,561
- But don't worry.
- I'm gonna represent myself.
426
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,137
To prepare, I've been watching
a lot of that show "Suits"
427
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,064
through the window of a house
I park my car in front of.
428
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,564
I can't hear the dialogue,
429
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,015
but I've picked up some
very powerful hand gestures.
430
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,526
I am pointing. I am pointing.
431
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,409
Now I am crossing my arms.
432
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,236
Jesus. Why didn't you tell me?
433
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,082
- You've been busy.
- And I don't know.
434
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,909
Maybe I'll be happier. I
mean, I live in a billboard.
435
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,996
How much worse can my life get?
436
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,341
At least in Australia,
they have free health care.
437
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,588
But you wanna stay, right?
438
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,630
I mean,
439
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,344
it was my father's dream
to make it in America.
440
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:56,636
And being here and trying
to follow in his footsteps,
441
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,643
it's really the only thing
that lets me still feel
442
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,765
connected to him,
443
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,942
or connected to anything.
444
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,732
Without that,
445
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,645
I really think I'd just
be floating in space.
446
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,315
Damn.
447
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,461
No.
448
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,709
Yeah. This is more important.
449
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,672
- I can't.
- Yes, you can, Jillian.
450
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,344
Okay? It's yours.
451
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,592
Take it, pay the lawyer,
and come to Camille's after.
452
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,885
I'm not letting you ride out
a hurricane in a billboard.
453
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,515
You okay? What are you doing?
454
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,457
I'm trying to give you a hug,
but the seatbelt's locked up.
455
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,571
It'll release in a second.
456
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,113
You know, you can
just unbuckle it.
457
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,653
- Oh, right.
458
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,875
Man, that shit is foolish.
459
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,418
She's a friend, plus
it's her money, Zay.
460
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,302
I mean, dude handed
the envelope to you.
461
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,759
That's your problem.
462
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,485
You're always trying to
look out for everybody else.
463
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,889
You know, what you
even doing here
464
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,427
helping me put up
plywood, anyway?
465
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,060
You called and asked me to come.
466
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,347
Yeah, well, it's fucked
up that you said yes.
467
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,522
I mean, don't get me
wrong.
468
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,600
I love that your dumb
ass is the way it is.
469
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,915
But ain't nothing
in this for you.
470
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,229
You know I ordered delivery
471
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,417
and didn't even ask you
if you wanted anything?
472
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,151
- What kind of delivery?
- Islas Canarias.
473
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,323
What?
474
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,380
While you was working,
I got croquetas.
475
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,614
- Damn!
- Mm-hmm.
476
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,236
Doing the right thing
is never a mistake.
477
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,703
- I believe in karma.
- Karma.
478
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,914
All I know is the one time
I was gonna break the rules,
479
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,455
the one time,
480
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,878
the fucking putt putt
immediately went up in flames.
481
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,547
Lake on fire and
everything. Bible shit.
482
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,272
So if that's not the universe
sending me a message,
483
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,546
what is it?
484
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,379
Just a random
fucking event, Craig.
485
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,586
I mean, thousands of folks
486
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,988
gonna lose they homes
in this hurricane.
487
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,739
You think they did anything
to deserve this shit?
488
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,473
- No.
- What about every other person
489
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,725
who entered the python
challenge and didn't win?
490
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,687
- Are they bad people?
- No.
491
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,558
What about Nemo's mom
in "Finding Nemo"?
492
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,194
You think she got what
was coming to her?
493
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,292
We don't know what Nemo's mom
did before the movie started.
494
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,526
We don't know how she was.
495
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,586
If that's what you
got to tell yourself.
496
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,740
Nemo's mom was a computer fish.
497
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,609
What are we even talking about?
498
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,406
Why you think the
pythons take over, hm?
499
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,201
It's because they...
They're good,
500
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,254
or it's God's will,
501
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,918
or it's because they
big and they mean,
502
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,077
and they don't give a
fuck about anyone else?
503
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,229
I think there are complex
biological factors at play...
504
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,513
It's because they don't
give a fuck about anyone.
505
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,258
That's who wins. That's
how the world works.
506
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,140
That's not how the world works.
507
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,257
The world is not all snakes.
508
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,564
Yes. Yes, it is.
509
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,597
Ain't nothing but
snakes all the way down.
510
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,191
Or maybe that's just
something you made up
511
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:50,267
so you can have an excuse to
act like a selfish asshole.
512
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,435
At the end of the
day, I have Nessa.
513
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,904
I have Camille. I have Jillian.
514
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,744
None of them are
snakes, by the way.
515
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,450
But who do you have?
Let's play a little game.
516
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,451
Who does Isaiah
have on his squad?
517
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:05,333
Uh, Dame? Rodney Lamonca?
518
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,792
You have nobody.
519
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,712
You all alone out here, Isaiah.
520
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,382
So please don't tell me
about your grand theory
521
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,472
of how the world
works because...
522
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:20,138
- Camille's moving, you know.
- To Oakland.
523
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,888
What?
524
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,686
She's taking Vanessa.
525
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,113
- No, she's not.
- That's bullshit.
526
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,227
She texted me because
my boy Drew ships cars
527
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,864
all across the country
and she wanted his number.
528
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,163
I promised her that I
wouldn't say anything to you,
529
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,527
but then it really helped
me win this argument.
530
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,878
What the fuck?
531
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,579
I don't understand
what's happening.
532
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:42,262
We already went through
this two weeks ago,
533
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,512
with dumb fuck Marco and
dumb fuck Columbus, Ohio.
534
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:47,885
Remember? You chose me over him.
535
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,621
So you want to
move to California?
536
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,372
You wanna take my daughter
14,000 miles away from me?
537
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,872
Or a thousand miles, or...
538
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,924
I don't know the distance.
How far is Oakland?
539
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,545
A good life involves her dad.
540
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,339
I can help you.
541
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:27,561
That's not true.
542
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:42,702
- Yes, there is.
- I almost had it today.
543
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,695
I promise you. I can do this.
544
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,489
I can fucking do this!
545
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,456
Dad?
546
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,288
It's okay, baby.
547
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,003
It's just the power.
548
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,072
I gave the money to the lawyer.
549
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,821
They were closed,
but they sent someone
550
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,123
through the storm
to take my deposit.
551
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:30,867
Lawyers love money.
"Suits" was right.
552
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,460
Yeah, okay. Good.
553
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,166
Are you okay?
554
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,876
I'm fine.
555
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,627
Can I borrow your car?
556
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,339
Right now? Why?
557
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,549
'Cause.
558
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,470
I'm going snake hunting.
559
00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,925
I mean, you said that
very dramatically,
560
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,684
and it was definitely cool,
561
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:57,266
but there's a
hurricane right now.
562
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:00,482
I really don't think you
should be going out there.
563
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,323
Craig!
564
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,532
If you're going, I'm going.
565
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:08,716
It's okay. You don't have to.
566
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,080
Craig, we're partners.
567
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,044
Now, as someone who's
often winging it,
568
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,670
I find the lack of
forethought here exhilarating.
569
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:22,128
But also, what is the plan?
570
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:25,130
We're at fifth place, 25
feet of snake out of first.
571
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,633
The six eggs from the
grack sack gets us 12,
572
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,426
so we just need to find a 13
footer before the contest ends.
573
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,260
Right. That makes sense.
574
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,966
Smart.
575
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,186
The only tiny
little problem I see
576
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:40,187
is the life-threatening
winds and rain.
577
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,190
It's actually great
because it means
578
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,402
nobody else will be out
hunting in this weather.
579
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,855
Right. Totally.
580
00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:51,906
This is great.
581
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,879
- Craig, slow down!
- Oh, it's fuckin'...
582
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,302
Look out!
583
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,271
The billboard keeps
catching the wind.
584
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,556
It's gonna pull us off the road.
585
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,059
I mean,
586
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,731
I guess we could always just
turn around and go home.
587
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,400
We're not turning around!
588
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:25,359
This is gonna work out.
589
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,740
The universe will
provide. I promise.
590
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:32,369
Fuck it. I'm going out there.
591
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,955
Oh, my God!
592
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,256
This is crazy! It's pitch black!
593
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:50,757
We're never gonna find
anything out here!
594
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,260
We'll find something, Jillian!
595
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:54,473
We have to!
596
00:25:56,681 --> 00:26:00,561
- I can't see anything!
- Can you see anything?
597
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:07,574
It's so fucking dark, Craig!
598
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,899
Well, we gave it a go,
and that's what matters!
599
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:13,155
We can probably go home now!
600
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:18,954
Oh, my God!
601
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:22,665
There's nothing out here!
602
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,747
Craig, I wanna believe in you,
603
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:29,883
but I don't think the
universe is gonna send us a...
604
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,263
Oh, shit.
605
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,799
Is that the snake that ate Noah?
606
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,813
Yep, that's him.
607
00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,466
What you think?
608
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,175
16 footer?
609
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:44,055
- You don't have to do this.
- What about Isaiah?
610
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:48,404
Nothing but snakes,
all the way down.
611
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:38,874
What is this?
612
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:46,786
That, my friend, is $20,000.
613
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,722
Zay, it's me. Listen.
614
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,719
You gonna want to run.
615
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,689
Not a doctor. Shh.
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