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It's Shelly. 11 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,258 Oh, yeah. 12 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,282 Oh! 13 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,365 Both: 14 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,749 Yes. 15 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,554 Oh, don't spit on your brother! 16 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,717 Your stallion, my queen. 17 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,681 Tonight, I'll be riding a young colt. 18 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:42,620 ♪ It never rains in Southern California ♪ 19 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,524 ♪ Seems I've often heard... ♪ 20 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,149 ♪ That kind of talk before ♪ 21 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:55,525 ♪ It never rains in California ♪ 22 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,306 Okay, okay. 23 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,641 Did it work? 24 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,955 Uh... 25 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,995 Maybe I should just ask your sister. 26 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,356 You know I'm not talking to her right now. 27 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,710 Or I could ask "Willy and Franco," 28 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,195 since the entire drive-time audience 29 00:02:13,219 --> 00:02:15,027 knows more about my sex life than I do. 30 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:22,231 ♪ ♪ 31 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,204 Dr. Lambert, 32 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,478 I've got the most awful ache, 33 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:31,034 only it's not in my tooth. 34 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,255 I'm a dentist, Mrs. Lambert. 35 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,659 Sounds like you need a specialist. 36 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,098 ♪ I got a situation ♪ 37 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,977 ♪ Something worth thinking about ♪ 38 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,353 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 39 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:52,757 ♪ Should I stay, hey, hey, hey ♪ 40 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,527 ♪ Should I move on out ♪ 41 00:02:56,551 --> 00:03:00,406 ♪ Mm-hmm, got a situation ♪ 42 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,770 So what's on the agenda for today? 43 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,479 Oh, well, I still haven't seen 44 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,666 the "Hand-painted Textiles by Norwegian Children" exhibit 45 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:08,831 - at The Met. - Oh, it's a dream. 46 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,291 And next week there's a production 47 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,584 of "Mourning Becomes Electra" 48 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,254 at the new Circle in the Square. 49 00:03:13,278 --> 00:03:15,254 - Oh, God, I miss live theater. - We can see it all. 50 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,528 There's no rush. LA will always be there. 51 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,843 Yeah, glaring at me until it cracks into the sea. 52 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,095 Brandt, we still have Joyce. 53 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,499 Good girl. 54 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,894 Give yourself time to recover. Top off? 55 00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:28,684 - Don't mind if I do. - All right. 56 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,103 That is distilled. 57 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,438 Taste the difference. 58 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,962 Thank you. 59 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,316 Do you want to swing by the office, 60 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,800 - meet me for lunch? - Oh, God. 61 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,116 No, I have to run through the Cavett débâcle 62 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:41,155 a couple hundred more times, you know? 63 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,509 Joyce. 64 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,097 Maggie, I can't show my face at "Betsy." 65 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,579 Oh, honey, don't be intimidated. 66 00:03:45,603 --> 00:03:47,119 It's just another magazine. 67 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,913 I don't know. I only packed a couple of outfits. 68 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,977 - They're both pretty ripe. - You have my entire closet. 69 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,459 - We gotta go, sunshine. - Okay. 70 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,589 A gentle reminder, the fashion industry 71 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:58,466 is the world's second-largest industrial polluter. 72 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:00,134 - Please, save me. - Okay, fine. 73 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:01,759 Okay, I'll see you there. Okay. 74 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,138 - I love you. - You too. 75 00:04:03,162 --> 00:04:05,239 Okay. Okay, I'm going, I'm going. 76 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,639 - Bye, bye. - Bye! 77 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,016 Bye. - Mike got us a reservation 78 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,250 at Tavern on the Green, do you want to go? 79 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,899 ♪ I want to reach for the sun ♪ 80 00:04:12,923 --> 00:04:14,549 ♪ And have some fun ♪ 81 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,775 ♪ With none of that looking behind... ♪ 82 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:21,362 Okay, genuine Big Apple treasure. 83 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,738 - Fun. - Right? Tons of fun. 84 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,157 I mean, you can get these in LA, 85 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,850 but when it's your hometown, why bother. 86 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,497 Sometimes, it takes being a tourist, 87 00:04:27,521 --> 00:04:28,727 you know, to treat yourself. 88 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,037 Take one. Take... take them all. 89 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,789 - They're for you guys. - Where's Joyce? 90 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,903 Joyce is just taking some time 91 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,167 - to figure some things out. - Yeah. 92 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:36,441 She's not coming back, is she? 93 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,026 It was her decision. 94 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,672 She's a woman with her own mind and I respect that. 95 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,799 That said, she's probably at the airport right now 96 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,759 on her way back, but either way, guys, 97 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,283 we got a magazine to put to bed. 98 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,765 How are we going to do that without Joyce? 99 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,097 Oh, I don't know, 100 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,871 how did we do magazines before her? 101 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,036 I seem to remember publishing a few million without her. 102 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,770 And she gave us a binder with all of the content 103 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,063 for issue three, 104 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,690 so we just have to shoot the centerfold. 105 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,764 Right. 106 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,170 - "The Cow." - "The Goat." 107 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,694 Please show a little bit of respect. 108 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,824 He's a two-time Super Bowl MVP, Rich. 109 00:05:03,848 --> 00:05:06,407 Okay. And I'm going to bring on some security for the shoot, 110 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,931 so he knows he's taken care of. 111 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,660 And he wants to pose with a topless model. 112 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:10,711 So could you find one? 113 00:05:10,735 --> 00:05:13,414 What? He want... 114 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,708 O-okay. Given what we were planning, 115 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,902 she'd have to be a strong Mrs. Claus 116 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,505 or, I don't know, an elf fighting for reindeer rights? 117 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,069 We could cover her butt with tinsel. 118 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,656 Great. 119 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,386 So this woman would be there as an ornament? 120 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,910 An ornament's fun, but not one of those, 121 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,365 like, big round ones. 122 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,905 Right? We want like a sexy one, 123 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,104 like an angel or like a sexy candy cane, right? 124 00:05:34,128 --> 00:05:35,955 Doug, this just doesn't feel like "Minx." 125 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,441 Okay, then you don't have to be 126 00:05:37,465 --> 00:05:40,472 the centerfold coordinator for this shoot. 127 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,405 You don't have to go now. Just skip the shoot. 128 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,639 It's fine. I know when I'm not wanted. 129 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,933 Bambi. 130 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,702 Guys, if she wants to go, let her go. 131 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,806 Her job didn't exist six months ago. 132 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,248 She'll be fine. Okay? 133 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,756 What we need to talk about is production design. 134 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:01,462 I got a guy in Azusa who can get us a sleigh. 135 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,646 What do you got? Let's work. 136 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,744 ♪ ♪ 137 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,289 ♪ A special path has been... ♪ 138 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:38,983 Maggie'll be out in a second. 139 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,725 Okay. Thank you. 140 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,567 ♪ ♪ 141 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,304 - Joyce! - Hi. 142 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,640 So before we go, I want you to meet Elayne. 143 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:55,810 Oh, God. Now? No... 144 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:57,462 Come on. It'll be a second. 145 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,186 Oh. 146 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,170 Elayne? I have Joyce Prigger. 147 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,755 Hello. It is real... 148 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,486 I could just ring that smug Dick Cavett's neck 149 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,010 for what he put you through! 150 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,948 And Victoria should know better too. 151 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,772 But then again, she cheats at Scrabble, 152 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,179 so I'm not surprised. 153 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,494 Oh, God, it's fine. 154 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,665 You know, it's just national television. 155 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:19,498 I told Elayne all about you. 156 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,612 Yes. You've had quite a ride. 157 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,191 Oh, my God. Where did that come from? 158 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,379 I kept your debut issue. Elayne wanted to see it. 159 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:28,203 Oh, my God, Maggie. That is so amateurish. 160 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,510 I... I found it raw, but powerful. 161 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,981 Thank you. That means... that means a lot. 162 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:36,682 You know, "Minx" is a long way from this. 163 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,353 Well, the unholy marriage of art and commerce. 164 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:40,811 I'm sure you can relate. 165 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,495 Mm, we're in a bit of a privileged position 166 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,797 - here at "Betsy." - Mm-hmm. 167 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,695 Shiny new prestige publication... 168 00:07:45,719 --> 00:07:47,215 A loss leader for Fairchild. 169 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,947 They don't expect us to make a profit. 170 00:07:48,971 --> 00:07:50,654 They just love the good write-ups. 171 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,824 What about advertising? 172 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,574 Oh, we do book the occasional ad 173 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,218 for a mission-driven nonprofit, 174 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,120 but we don't need it to pay the rent. 175 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,371 Wow. 176 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:02,225 Joyce, we would love to invite you in. 177 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,586 Write a piece for us. You have a fascinating story. 178 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,240 That is such a good idea. 179 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,531 ♪ ♪ 180 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,656 She's amazing, isn't she? 181 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:14,890 Okay, do you want a quick tour? 182 00:08:14,914 --> 00:08:16,388 - Yes. - All right. 183 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,390 So our editorial department lives in here. 184 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,544 Our department's out there, layouts, hi. 185 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:24,730 Oh, my favorite... my favorite is this little research nook. 186 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,315 Oh, wow. 187 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,608 God, the temperature, it's so cozy. 188 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,132 Always set to 74. 189 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,387 And if you get a chill, shahtooshes, 190 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,906 made from the wool of Tibetan chiru antelopes. 191 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,390 Oh, wow. 192 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,104 So I invited some of the ladies to join us for lunch, 193 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,704 but if you want it to just be us... 194 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:43,165 - No, the more the merrier. - All right, shall we? 195 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,229 Let's... okay, this way. 196 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,464 - Where were we? - Terms. 197 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,344 Well, I couldn't possibly consider 198 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:54,301 without a full editorial staff. 199 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,427 Sounds fair to me. 200 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:56,701 First-class travel. 201 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,180 Domestic. 202 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,478 And international. 203 00:08:59,502 --> 00:09:01,417 If I'm not in Milan for Fashion Week, 204 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,289 "Minx" will never be relevant in the style space. 205 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,938 And Halston would love you, by the way. 206 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,302 Oh, everybody loves me. 207 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,841 I like your spunk but you're not my only date to the dance. 208 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:14,029 Yes, I'm sure you have Helen Gurley Brown in your Rolodex. 209 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,740 Oh, I do. 210 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,144 I'm serious. 211 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,604 Listen, you know how hot "Minx" is 212 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,958 or you wouldn't have taken this meeting. 213 00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:25,457 I'm about to have the number one adult mag in the country 214 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,571 and we both know you want to be a part of that. 215 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,901 So I'll consider your terms, but as of now, 216 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,799 Milano's on your dime. 217 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,260 Chocolate tart? Key lime pie? 218 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,345 Just the check. 219 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,749 And that 21-year single malt. 220 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,871 Coming up. 221 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,644 I didn't know where else to go. 222 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,939 There's nothing left for me to do at Bottom Dollar. 223 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,819 I'm so sorry, Bambi. I don't know where Joyce is. 224 00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,761 She's on my shit list, in fact. 225 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,223 I get that you're mad, but isn't it kind of good, 226 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,224 what happened with you and Lenny? 227 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,953 I mean, now that he knows he can't take you to the moon, 228 00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:02,828 at least you can get somewhere. 229 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,376 What? Like divorce court? 230 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,706 I tried to apologize, 231 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,230 but we can't seem to get back on track. 232 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,960 You just need to re-notch your groove. 233 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,194 How do you feel about getting naked in the desert? 234 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,506 - No. - Okay, so mescaline's out. 235 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,259 Yeah. Riunite's as crazy as we get. 236 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,663 You can get crazier than that. 237 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,203 What about something sexy? 238 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,848 - I don't do sexy. - Shelly. 239 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,212 You have the hair of a starlet 240 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,210 and the hips of a Greek goddess. 241 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,690 I've seen those statues. Okay? 242 00:10:28,714 --> 00:10:30,564 They're kind of doughy. 243 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,208 Dough gets pounded. 244 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,215 - You offered her how much? - Don't worry about that. 245 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,697 Plus she's gonna be worth ten times that if she delivers 246 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,101 on half the stuff she promised. 247 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,391 I mean, with her connections... 248 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,120 But what salary did you offer her? 249 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,392 We're talking about film. We're talking about fashion. 250 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,875 We're talking about beauty. 251 00:10:46,899 --> 00:10:49,625 I mean, we could sponsor a jazz festival. 252 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,335 Hobnobbin' with Herbie Hancock. 253 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,689 Don't tell me you wouldn't want that, Tins. 254 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,818 Don't tease me with Herbie. 255 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,275 Bye-bye, new building. 256 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,115 Oh, no, no. Hello, new empire. 257 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,595 I mean, how many opportunities in life 258 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,249 do you get to catch the big wave? 259 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,349 This is the big one. 260 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,644 Okay, Joyce has been gone, what, five days? 261 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,418 Can we slow down? These are huge decisions. 262 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,964 No way, not a chance. 263 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,900 This is the time to make a big move. 264 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,434 Voilà. Spaghetti Renetti. 265 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,323 - This is Spaghetti Alfredo. - Excuse me? 266 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,783 Did Alfredo tell you to say that? 267 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,427 He might've mentioned something. 268 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,204 That is my spaghetti. Alfredo is out of line. 269 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,268 Hey, you say it. You say it. 270 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,975 Alfredo, you're out of line. 271 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,942 Thank you. I needed to hear it. 272 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,742 Mm. 273 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,580 Hey, I want you to be the managing editor 274 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,639 of "Minx", Tins. 275 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,891 Look, Wendy's a big name. She's got big ideas. 276 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,455 But day-to-day production spending, 277 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,002 you're the only person I trust and you know it. 278 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,939 You're giving me this job now. 279 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,473 Yes, I am. 280 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,879 So Alex is a restaurant critic. 281 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,615 I can't believe we're serving him dinner. 282 00:12:00,639 --> 00:12:03,006 Why don't I just kill myself? 283 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,467 Georgina, you met earlier at "Betsy." 284 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,308 She's an assistant editor and her dad runs Unilever. 285 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,484 Oh. 286 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,127 And Eric works for Mayor Lindsay. 287 00:12:11,151 --> 00:12:13,417 He's responsible for everything good Lindsay's ever done. 288 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,087 And, uh, he's single. 289 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,739 - Oh, really. - Mm-hmm. 290 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:20,779 Only thing to know is that he says, um, "busimess." 291 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,968 It's not a big deal. 292 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,137 Are you saying he says "busimess" 293 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,751 - instead of "business?" - Mm-hmm. 294 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,640 Well, has anybody told him? 295 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,084 - No. - Tonight's the night. 296 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,435 No, Joyce, you can't tell him. 297 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,856 - I'm gonna tell him. - No, you... 298 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,747 Why can't you move back to New York? 299 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,856 I miss you. 300 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,340 Oh, God. Don't tempt me. 301 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,344 These farmers are so short-sighted. 302 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,987 They can't see five minutes into the future. 303 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,280 - Right. - I agree. 304 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,661 Maybe if the government hadn't shoved it 305 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,158 down their throats after the war, 306 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,829 we wouldn't have this problem to begin with. 307 00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:49,997 No, no, no, if DDT is going to save the family farm, 308 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:51,519 then who are we to judge? 309 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,814 The people who are going to die of cancer. 310 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,667 Yeah, and watch as the ecosystems fail 311 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,461 because all the birds have gone extinct. 312 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,129 As long as we still have Cornish hens. 313 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,839 Right, except for those. Yes. 314 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,299 They're delicious, love. 315 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,885 Oh, well, Citarella never disappoints. 316 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,409 Oh, my God. I've missed this. 317 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,472 I cannot remember the last time 318 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,973 I had a scintillating conversation 319 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,558 about a lethal pesticide. 320 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,603 Oh, no, tragedy. That's the last of the ice. 321 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,605 All: Oh, boo. 322 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,689 - Brandt... - Just stick to the wine. 323 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:18,843 It's delicious. 324 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,275 You love it. It's great. 325 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,696 Says the man with ice in his whiskey. 326 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,797 I'm humiliated. I am so sorry. 327 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,386 You should be. 328 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,562 Okay. 329 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,889 All right. Okay. 330 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,041 How's he doing in there? 331 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,685 - Unclear. - Yeah? 332 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,461 There are a lot of noises. 333 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,171 - Lot of noises, huh? - A lot. 334 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,048 Both: 335 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,162 Noises are okay. 336 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,117 How you doing? 337 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,307 Girls are ready. We're ready. 338 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,961 You close? 339 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,356 Close is for pussies. 340 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,235 You're either there or you're nowhere. 341 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,320 All right. 342 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,934 Let's do this. 343 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,952 Get to work. Let's go! 344 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,246 We got him, ladies, Billy Brunson. 345 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,914 Whoo! 346 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,438 That is a very hard dick. 347 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,210 - Oh, you think? - We can't shoot that. 348 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,904 Unless you want a magazine no one can put on their stands. 349 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,548 I don't know, I was thinking maybe 350 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,091 you could do some kind of camera trick or an angle 351 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,509 that kind of hides it a little bit. 352 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,266 Sure, I'll just set the exposure to flaccid. 353 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,263 Renetti, this happenin' or what, buddy? 354 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,497 Yes. Yes. 355 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,040 Can I get a moment with you, please? 356 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,463 - Yeah. - Yeah. 357 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,269 I love this choice. I think it's bold. 358 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,818 But I got to say, I find with our readers, 359 00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:40,522 it's... it's better to sometimes give them a bite 360 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,274 rather than the whole meal, don't you? 361 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,628 You might get away with that bullshit with your male models. 362 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,278 But not with me. 363 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,852 You asked for The Goat, you're gettin' all of The Goat. 364 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,058 I don't... I don't know about black. 365 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,647 It was the only color Tommy wore for years. 366 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,073 On the plus side, black goes with everything. 367 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,499 So getting him dressed was a breeze. 368 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,070 But, you know... 369 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,485 Shelly, in this home, you don't have to be a mom. 370 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,574 And you look great. 371 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,197 I don't recognize myself. 372 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,495 That's the point. 373 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,499 Okay. 374 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,251 Shelly... 375 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,252 Meet Shelly. That's you, too. 376 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,274 She's just been hiding for a while. 377 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,859 In order to find magic with your husband, 378 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,803 you have to find it first in yourself. 379 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,085 - So, Joyce... - Yes. 380 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,156 How long will you be in New York? 381 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,867 Well, usually I have everything planned. 382 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,620 Everything. But I don't know. 383 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,944 She's writing a piece for us at "Betsy" actually. 384 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,336 Good for you. What about? 385 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,334 I... no... I have not said yes yet. 386 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,628 Smart. Hold out for more money. 387 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,048 I can help you with that. 388 00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:47,280 Well, thank you. Thank you. 389 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,840 - Okay, good. - You got people. 390 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,664 It's... no, Elayne wants me to write about "Minx". 391 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,013 Yikes. 392 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,598 Maggie told us not to say anything. 393 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,849 No. No. 394 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,438 What I said is, "Don't push her." 395 00:15:59,462 --> 00:16:00,894 No, it's fine. It's fine. 396 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,729 I don't mind talking about it amongst friends. 397 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,731 - Great. - Oh, God. 398 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,955 I do have one question. 399 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,776 - Of course. - There he is. 400 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,010 - The men. - Mm-hmm? 401 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,446 - Gigolos, right? - No, no. 402 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,867 The first centerfold was a firefighter. 403 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,201 And the second was a Juilliard grad. 404 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,494 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 405 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,018 Look at that. 406 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,920 His parents must be dancing. 407 00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,666 Who cares about the men? 408 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,376 We want to know about the women. 409 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,467 Who ends up doing something like that? 410 00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:28,672 Obviously, somebody who has to. 411 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,215 - Mm. - A runaway. 412 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,569 Or a single mother. 413 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,343 No. That's not been my experience. 414 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,763 You hear that, Georgina? 415 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,745 Don't judge until you've street-walked 416 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,765 a mile in their stilettos. 417 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,869 These women aren't actually that different from us. 418 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,060 You know, they just are 419 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,361 more comfortable with their bodies. 420 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,772 Joyce. They're nothing like us. 421 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,108 Now remember, you are a dazzling, 422 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,110 glimmering, sexy nymph. 423 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,184 Oh, nymphs like to hide behind things. 424 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,239 Maybe I'll just pop behind the couch or... 425 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,603 No, no, no. 426 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,908 Come on, you're hot. 427 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,244 Yeah, I'm sweating. I'm a sweater. 428 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,188 Okay. Take this. 429 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,897 Oh. This is nice. 430 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,250 My good luck charm. 431 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,784 I wore it on my very first photo shoot. 432 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,359 "101 Arabian Nights." 433 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,841 Oh, isn't it "One Thousand and One Arabian Nights"? 434 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,913 Yeah. Ours was pretty low budge. 435 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,676 But I was nervous like you are now 436 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,928 and I got through it and nothing bad's happened since. 437 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,931 Wow, that's quite a hot streak. 438 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,325 Yes. Hot. 439 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,205 Speaking of hot, 440 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,212 you are on fire and you have a secret. 441 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,634 Ooh. What is it? 442 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,273 I don't know. 443 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,816 It's between you and the camera. 444 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,735 Oh, you're good. 445 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,339 Hey, Billy. 446 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,946 Can I have one more... Can I have a moment? 447 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,640 Yeah. This is great. This is exciting. 448 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,159 Can I be totally honest with you? 449 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,457 It's... it's not up to me. 450 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:41,953 I mean, I can take these photos, 451 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,807 but it's not legal for me to distribute them. 452 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,056 My dick is above the law, brother. 453 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,228 Yeah, I wish that was true. Believe me. 454 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,698 But what if we took it down to 75%? 455 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,134 Can we do 75%, Billy? 456 00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,695 - Three-quarter mast. - Yeah. 457 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,429 Is that how you like to salute your flag? 458 00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:57,700 In America? 459 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,429 Hey, I'm a patriot just like you. 460 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,730 But if you want your fellow Americans to see this thing, 461 00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:04,142 which we both fucking do, 462 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,144 we gotta let a little air out of the tire down here. 463 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,708 We just gotta. 464 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,315 - 90%. - That's... 465 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,858 Give me 80. Let's go down to 80. 466 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,276 - No way. - Yes. 467 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,986 No way, brother. This is grade A beef. 468 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,154 Come on. 469 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,678 Oh no, step back, son. No, no. 470 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,991 Everybody stays naked. 471 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,494 I know you want me hard. 472 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,978 So why don't you just take this bad boy in? 473 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,332 You can look but don't touch. 474 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,042 Let's start shooting. Right? 475 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,146 Let's find a level that works for everybody. 476 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,145 But the move now is to start shooting, right? 477 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,215 Yeah, yeah, let's get these girlies jumping up and down. 478 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,056 - I want these jingles jangling. - Ooh, I love that energy! 479 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,511 Girls, let's jump. 480 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,346 Let's get the jingles jangling like he said. 481 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,473 It's about education. 482 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,059 Just think of how much better these people's lives could be 483 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,190 if somebody just cared enough to keep them in school. 484 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,460 You know, I don't think that educated people 485 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,587 have a monopoly on good decision-making. 486 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,610 An excellent point from the Vassar grad 487 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,070 who ended up in porno. 488 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,822 - Oh. - Ouch. 489 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,490 She didn't "end up" there. 490 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,604 She was slumming it for a while, 491 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,369 getting a little dirt under the nails. 492 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,208 Well, the story has a happy ending 493 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,374 because Joyce is back in New York where she belongs. 494 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,318 To Joyce. All: To Joyce. 495 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,670 To Joyce. 496 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,509 So I ran into William Shawn last week, 497 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,609 - who looks awful, by the way. - Well, of course. 498 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,908 I'll get more ice. 499 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,058 No, you don't have to do that. 500 00:19:20,082 --> 00:19:21,325 No, no, no. It's fine. 501 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,517 I never get to breathe fall air. 502 00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:23,930 All right. Did I tell you... 503 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,269 Doug, look around. 504 00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:27,169 Is this really what "Minx" is about? 505 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,629 Don't do that whiny shit right now. 506 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,565 - You hear me? - No, I know he's a big get. 507 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,272 But, Doug, what are we doing here? 508 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,916 I can't keep this thing up all day long. 509 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,985 What do they think we're doing? 510 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,570 We're on limited time here, Leibovitz. 511 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,364 - Start shooting. - Just give me a second, okay? 512 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,949 Just please press the button. Let's shoot something. 513 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,243 I can't stand here all day. 514 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,937 Take the pics, Richie. 515 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,416 Read the room and take the pics. 516 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,057 - Fine. - Good. 517 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,374 Don't be an asshole, press the button. 518 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,709 I am. 519 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,090 Why don't you go rouge some nipples 520 00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:55,587 if this is so beneath you, Rich? 521 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,678 Okay? I got it. Thanks, Richie. Thank you. 522 00:19:57,702 --> 00:19:59,066 Oh, great. 523 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,842 Now there's two hard dicks in the room. 524 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,946 Oh, ho! Pretty good. We're good. 525 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,596 That's how you take control, Renetti. 526 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,722 My man. 527 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,432 Have fun with your boyfriend. 528 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,786 Grits and pancakes. What do you say, guys? 529 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,144 Good. Excitement, excitement. 530 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,668 We got Billy Brunson. 531 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,634 Great. 532 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,846 What's wrong? 533 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,329 Nothing. You're gorgeous. 534 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,693 I just want to adjust your hair a little bit. 535 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,299 Yeah, do whatever you want. 536 00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:34,751 Um... 537 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,815 ♪ ♪ 538 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,129 Um, and then the robe, 539 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,640 I was thinking maybe it could be a little 540 00:20:39,664 --> 00:20:41,405 off the shoulders or... 541 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,780 What about no robe? 542 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,472 That's the shot. 543 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:52,996 ♪ ♪ 544 00:20:54,461 --> 00:21:01,641 ♪ ♪ 545 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:27,494 ♪ ♪ 546 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,523 ♪ Rock steady, baby ♪ 547 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,651 ♪ That's what I feel now ♪ 548 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:45,947 ♪ Let's call this song exactly what it is ♪ 549 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,490 ♪ Step and move your hips ♪ 550 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:50,894 ♪ With a feeling from side to side ♪ 551 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,662 ♪ Sit yourself down in your car ♪ 552 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,083 ♪ And take a ride, while you're moving ♪ 553 00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:57,605 Can I buy you a drink? 554 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,838 If I say yes, will you stop following me? 555 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:06,990 ♪ ♪ 556 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,388 ♪ Step and move your hips ♪ 557 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,212 ♪ With a feeling from side to side ♪ 558 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,725 Oh! 559 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,629 ♪ Sit yourself down in your car ♪ 560 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,562 ♪ And take a ride ♪ 561 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,856 ♪ While you're moving rock steady ♪ 562 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,800 Whoo! - ♪ Rock steady ♪ 563 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:28,812 ♪ ♪ 564 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:35,098 ♪ Rock steady ♪ 565 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,752 I know the Cornish hen was a bit dry, but... 566 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,777 Um, I'm sorry. 567 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,431 Okay, I just... I went dancing. 568 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,972 In the middle of a dinner party? 569 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,274 Is that a hickey? 570 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,747 Uh... 571 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,271 Yeah. 572 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,976 I met somebody. 573 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,646 So who was he? 574 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,156 You don't even know his name. 575 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,699 You know what I know is that he wasn't 576 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,468 patronizing and judgmental. 577 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,095 Oh, grow up, Joyce. 578 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,475 You think when Gloria Steinem goes to a dinner party, 579 00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:36,156 people don't ask her about her time 580 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,748 going undercover at The Playboy Club? 581 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,003 It's what makes you interesting right now. 582 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,295 My life is not fodder for your dinner party. 583 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,710 But you're more than happy 584 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,654 to lap up the attention when it suits you. 585 00:23:46,678 --> 00:23:49,487 You're more than happy basking in my reflection. 586 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,761 This... 587 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,824 I'm trying to give you back your life. 588 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,638 Okay. All right. 589 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,332 This is salvageable. All right? 590 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,917 I, uh... 591 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,547 I have some stationery. 592 00:24:04,571 --> 00:24:06,087 You can write some apology notes 593 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:09,741 and break out that Prigger charm. 594 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,663 I have nothing to apologize for. 595 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,213 - Hey. - Hey. 596 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,525 Is this what you wanted? 597 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,719 It'll move magazines, all right? 598 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,427 I'll start looking for new photographers. 599 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,982 You should probably take Joyce's name off the masthead. 600 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:46,544 ♪ ♪ 601 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:50,256 ♪ I wish I knew how ♪ 602 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,780 ♪ It would feel to be free ♪ 603 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,889 ♪ I wish I could break ♪ 604 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:02,602 ♪ All the chains holdin' me ♪ 605 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,688 ♪ I wish I could say ♪ 606 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:09,567 ♪ All the things that I should say ♪ 607 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:13,551 ♪ Say 'em loud, say 'em clear ♪ 608 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:18,201 ♪ For the whole round world to hear ♪ 609 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,555 ♪ I wish I could share ♪ 610 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:26,265 ♪ All the love that's in my heart ♪ 611 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,528 ♪ Remove all the bars ♪ 612 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:33,591 ♪ That keep us apart ♪ 613 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:37,011 ♪ I wish you could know ♪ 614 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:40,995 ♪ What it means to be me ♪ 615 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,936 ♪ Then you'd see and agree ♪ 616 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,710 ♪ That every man should be free ♪ 617 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,008 ♪ I wish I could give ♪ 618 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:57,365 ♪ All I'm longin' to give ♪ 619 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:01,019 ♪ I wish I could live ♪ 620 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:05,561 ♪ Like I'm longing to live ♪ 621 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,437 ♪ I wish I could do ♪ 622 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:12,855 ♪ All the things that I can do ♪ 623 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,566 ♪ And though I'm way overdue ♪ 624 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,805 ♪ I'd be startin' anew ♪ 625 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:24,058 ♪ Well, I wish I could be ♪ 626 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,342 ♪ Like a bird in the... ♪ 44790

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