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♪ ♪
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You drive me to madness.
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Then let madness
be your medicine.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, oh!
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♪ ♪
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Damn it. I'll get
the sewing kit.
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Ooh.
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- Your holiness!
- The lady's mine.
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The lady has a
name. It's Shelly.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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Both:
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Yes.
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Oh, don't spit on your brother!
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Your stallion, my queen.
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Tonight, I'll be
riding a young colt.
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♪ It never rains in
Southern California ♪
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♪ Seems I've often heard... ♪
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♪ That kind of talk before ♪
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♪ It never rains in California ♪
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Okay, okay.
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Did it work?
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Uh...
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Maybe I should just
ask your sister.
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You know I'm not talking
to her right now.
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Or I could ask
"Willy and Franco,"
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since the entire
drive-time audience
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knows more about my
sex life than I do.
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♪ ♪
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Dr. Lambert,
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I've got the most awful ache,
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only it's not in my tooth.
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I'm a dentist, Mrs. Lambert.
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Sounds like you
need a specialist.
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♪ I got a situation ♪
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♪ Something worth
thinking about ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Should I stay, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Should I move on out ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, got a situation ♪
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So what's on the
agenda for today?
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Oh, well, I still haven't seen
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the "Hand-painted Textiles by
Norwegian Children" exhibit
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- at The Met.
- Oh, it's a dream.
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And next week
there's a production
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of "Mourning Becomes Electra"
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at the new Circle in the Square.
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- Oh, God, I miss live theater.
- We can see it all.
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There's no rush. LA
will always be there.
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Yeah, glaring at me until
it cracks into the sea.
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Brandt, we still have Joyce.
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Good girl.
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Give yourself time
to recover. Top off?
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- Don't mind if I do.
- All right.
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That is distilled.
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Taste the difference.
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Thank you.
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Do you want to
swing by the office,
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- meet me for lunch?
- Oh, God.
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No, I have to run through
the Cavett débâcle
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a couple hundred
more times, you know?
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Joyce.
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Maggie, I can't show
my face at "Betsy."
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Oh, honey, don't be intimidated.
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It's just another magazine.
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I don't know. I only
packed a couple of outfits.
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- They're both pretty ripe.
- You have my entire closet.
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- We gotta go, sunshine.
- Okay.
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A gentle reminder,
the fashion industry
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is the world's second-largest
industrial polluter.
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- Please, save me.
- Okay, fine.
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Okay, I'll see you there. Okay.
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- I love you.
- You too.
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Okay. Okay, I'm
going, I'm going.
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- Bye, bye.
- Bye!
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Bye. - Mike got us a reservation
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at Tavern on the Green,
do you want to go?
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♪ I want to reach for the sun ♪
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♪ And have some fun ♪
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♪ With none of that
looking behind... ♪
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Okay, genuine Big
Apple treasure.
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- Fun.
- Right? Tons of fun.
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I mean, you can get these in LA,
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but when it's your
hometown, why bother.
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Sometimes, it takes
being a tourist,
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you know, to treat yourself.
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Take one. Take... take them all.
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- They're for you guys.
- Where's Joyce?
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Joyce is just taking some time
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- to figure some things out.
- Yeah.
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She's not coming back, is she?
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It was her decision.
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She's a woman with her own
mind and I respect that.
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That said, she's probably
at the airport right now
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on her way back, but
either way, guys,
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we got a magazine to put to bed.
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How are we going to
do that without Joyce?
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Oh, I don't know,
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how did we do
magazines before her?
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I seem to remember publishing
a few million without her.
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And she gave us a binder
with all of the content
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for issue three,
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so we just have to
shoot the centerfold.
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Right.
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- "The Cow."
- "The Goat."
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Please show a little
bit of respect.
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He's a two-time
Super Bowl MVP, Rich.
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Okay. And I'm going to bring
on some security for the shoot,
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so he knows he's taken care of.
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And he wants to pose
with a topless model.
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So could you find one?
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What? He want...
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O-okay. Given what
we were planning,
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she'd have to be a
strong Mrs. Claus
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or, I don't know, an elf
fighting for reindeer rights?
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We could cover her
butt with tinsel.
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Great.
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So this woman would be
there as an ornament?
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An ornament's fun,
but not one of those,
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like, big round ones.
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Right? We want like a sexy one,
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like an angel or like a
sexy candy cane, right?
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Doug, this just doesn't
feel like "Minx."
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Okay, then you don't have to be
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the centerfold coordinator
for this shoot.
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You don't have to go
now. Just skip the shoot.
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It's fine. I know
when I'm not wanted.
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Bambi.
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Guys, if she wants
to go, let her go.
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Her job didn't exist
six months ago.
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She'll be fine. Okay?
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What we need to talk about
is production design.
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I got a guy in Azusa
who can get us a sleigh.
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What do you got? Let's work.
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♪ ♪
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♪ A special path has been... ♪
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Maggie'll be out in a second.
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Okay. Thank you.
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♪ ♪
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- Joyce!
- Hi.
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So before we go, I want
you to meet Elayne.
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Oh, God. Now? No...
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Come on. It'll be a second.
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Oh.
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Elayne? I have Joyce Prigger.
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Hello. It is real...
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I could just ring that
smug Dick Cavett's neck
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for what he put you through!
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And Victoria should
know better too.
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But then again, she
cheats at Scrabble,
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so I'm not surprised.
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Oh, God, it's fine.
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You know, it's just
national television.
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I told Elayne all about you.
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Yes. You've had quite a ride.
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Oh, my God. Where
did that come from?
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I kept your debut issue.
Elayne wanted to see it.
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Oh, my God, Maggie.
That is so amateurish.
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I... I found it
raw, but powerful.
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Thank you. That means...
that means a lot.
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You know, "Minx" is
a long way from this.
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Well, the unholy marriage
of art and commerce.
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I'm sure you can relate.
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Mm, we're in a bit of
a privileged position
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- here at "Betsy."
- Mm-hmm.
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Shiny new prestige
publication...
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A loss leader for Fairchild.
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They don't expect
us to make a profit.
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They just love the
good write-ups.
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What about advertising?
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Oh, we do book the occasional ad
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for a mission-driven nonprofit,
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but we don't need
it to pay the rent.
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Wow.
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Joyce, we would love
to invite you in.
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Write a piece for us. You
have a fascinating story.
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That is such a good idea.
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♪ ♪
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She's amazing, isn't she?
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Okay, do you want a quick tour?
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- Yes.
- All right.
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So our editorial
department lives in here.
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Our department's out
there, layouts, hi.
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Oh, my favorite... my favorite
is this little research nook.
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Oh, wow.
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God, the temperature,
it's so cozy.
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Always set to 74.
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And if you get a
chill, shahtooshes,
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made from the wool of
Tibetan chiru antelopes.
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Oh, wow.
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So I invited some of the
ladies to join us for lunch,
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but if you want it
to just be us...
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- No, the more the merrier.
- All right, shall we?
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Let's... okay, this way.
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- Where were we?
- Terms.
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Well, I couldn't
possibly consider
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without a full editorial staff.
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Sounds fair to me.
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First-class travel.
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Domestic.
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And international.
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If I'm not in Milan
for Fashion Week,
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"Minx" will never be
relevant in the style space.
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And Halston would
love you, by the way.
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Oh, everybody loves me.
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I like your spunk but you're
not my only date to the dance.
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Yes, I'm sure you have Helen
Gurley Brown in your Rolodex.
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Oh, I do.
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I'm serious.
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Listen, you know
how hot "Minx" is
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or you wouldn't have
taken this meeting.
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I'm about to have the number
one adult mag in the country
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and we both know you want
to be a part of that.
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So I'll consider your
terms, but as of now,
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Milano's on your dime.
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Chocolate tart? Key lime pie?
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Just the check.
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And that 21-year single malt.
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Coming up.
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I didn't know where else to go.
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There's nothing left for
me to do at Bottom Dollar.
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I'm so sorry, Bambi. I
don't know where Joyce is.
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She's on my shit list, in fact.
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I get that you're mad,
but isn't it kind of good,
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what happened with
you and Lenny?
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I mean, now that he knows he
can't take you to the moon,
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at least you can get somewhere.
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What? Like divorce court?
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I tried to apologize,
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but we can't seem to
get back on track.
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You just need to
re-notch your groove.
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How do you feel about
getting naked in the desert?
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- No.
- Okay, so mescaline's out.
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Yeah. Riunite's as
crazy as we get.
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You can get crazier than that.
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What about something sexy?
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- I don't do sexy.
- Shelly.
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You have the hair of a starlet
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and the hips of a Greek goddess.
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I've seen those statues. Okay?
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They're kind of doughy.
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Dough gets pounded.
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- You offered her how much?
- Don't worry about that.
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Plus she's gonna be worth ten
times that if she delivers
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on half the stuff she promised.
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I mean, with her connections...
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But what salary
did you offer her?
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We're talking about film.
We're talking about fashion.
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We're talking about beauty.
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I mean, we could
sponsor a jazz festival.
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Hobnobbin' with Herbie Hancock.
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Don't tell me you
wouldn't want that, Tins.
254
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Don't tease me with Herbie.
255
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,275
Bye-bye, new building.
256
00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,115
Oh, no, no. Hello, new empire.
257
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,595
I mean, how many
opportunities in life
258
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,249
do you get to
catch the big wave?
259
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,349
This is the big one.
260
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,644
Okay, Joyce has been
gone, what, five days?
261
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,418
Can we slow down? These
are huge decisions.
262
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,964
No way, not a chance.
263
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,900
This is the time
to make a big move.
264
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,434
Voilà. Spaghetti Renetti.
265
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,323
- This is Spaghetti Alfredo.
- Excuse me?
266
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,783
Did Alfredo tell
you to say that?
267
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,427
He might've mentioned something.
268
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,204
That is my spaghetti.
Alfredo is out of line.
269
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,268
Hey, you say it. You say it.
270
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,975
Alfredo, you're out of line.
271
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,942
Thank you. I needed to hear it.
272
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,742
Mm.
273
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,580
Hey, I want you to be
the managing editor
274
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,639
of "Minx", Tins.
275
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,891
Look, Wendy's a big name.
She's got big ideas.
276
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,455
But day-to-day
production spending,
277
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,002
you're the only person
I trust and you know it.
278
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,939
You're giving me this job now.
279
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,473
Yes, I am.
280
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,879
So Alex is a restaurant critic.
281
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,615
I can't believe we're
serving him dinner.
282
00:12:00,639 --> 00:12:03,006
Why don't I just kill myself?
283
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,467
Georgina, you met
earlier at "Betsy."
284
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,308
She's an assistant editor
and her dad runs Unilever.
285
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,484
Oh.
286
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,127
And Eric works
for Mayor Lindsay.
287
00:12:11,151 --> 00:12:13,417
He's responsible for everything
good Lindsay's ever done.
288
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,087
And, uh, he's single.
289
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,739
- Oh, really.
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:20,779
Only thing to know is that
he says, um, "busimess."
291
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,968
It's not a big deal.
292
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,137
Are you saying he
says "busimess"
293
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,751
- instead of "business?"
- Mm-hmm.
294
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,640
Well, has anybody told him?
295
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,084
- No.
- Tonight's the night.
296
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,435
No, Joyce, you can't tell him.
297
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,856
- I'm gonna tell him.
- No, you...
298
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,747
Why can't you move
back to New York?
299
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,856
I miss you.
300
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,340
Oh, God. Don't tempt me.
301
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,344
These farmers are
so short-sighted.
302
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,987
They can't see five
minutes into the future.
303
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,280
- Right.
- I agree.
304
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,661
Maybe if the government
hadn't shoved it
305
00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,158
down their throats
after the war,
306
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,829
we wouldn't have this
problem to begin with.
307
00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:49,997
No, no, no, if DDT is going
to save the family farm,
308
00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:51,519
then who are we to judge?
309
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,814
The people who are
going to die of cancer.
310
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,667
Yeah, and watch as
the ecosystems fail
311
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,461
because all the birds
have gone extinct.
312
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,129
As long as we still
have Cornish hens.
313
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,839
Right, except for those. Yes.
314
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,299
They're delicious, love.
315
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,885
Oh, well, Citarella
never disappoints.
316
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,409
Oh, my God. I've missed this.
317
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,472
I cannot remember the last time
318
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,973
I had a scintillating
conversation
319
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,558
about a lethal pesticide.
320
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,603
Oh, no, tragedy. That's
the last of the ice.
321
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,605
All: Oh, boo.
322
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,689
- Brandt...
- Just stick to the wine.
323
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:18,843
It's delicious.
324
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,275
You love it. It's great.
325
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,696
Says the man with
ice in his whiskey.
326
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,797
I'm humiliated. I am so sorry.
327
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,386
You should be.
328
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,562
Okay.
329
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,889
All right. Okay.
330
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,041
How's he doing in there?
331
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,685
- Unclear.
- Yeah?
332
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,461
There are a lot of noises.
333
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,171
- Lot of noises, huh?
- A lot.
334
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,048
Both:
335
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,162
Noises are okay.
336
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,117
How you doing?
337
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,307
Girls are ready. We're ready.
338
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,961
You close?
339
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,356
Close is for pussies.
340
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,235
You're either there
or you're nowhere.
341
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,320
All right.
342
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,934
Let's do this.
343
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,952
Get to work. Let's go!
344
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,246
We got him, ladies,
Billy Brunson.
345
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,914
Whoo!
346
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,438
That is a very hard dick.
347
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,210
- Oh, you think?
- We can't shoot that.
348
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,904
Unless you want a magazine no
one can put on their stands.
349
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,548
I don't know, I
was thinking maybe
350
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,091
you could do some kind of
camera trick or an angle
351
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,509
that kind of hides
it a little bit.
352
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,266
Sure, I'll just set the
exposure to flaccid.
353
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,263
Renetti, this happenin'
or what, buddy?
354
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,497
Yes. Yes.
355
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,040
Can I get a moment
with you, please?
356
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,463
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
357
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,269
I love this choice.
I think it's bold.
358
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,818
But I got to say, I
find with our readers,
359
00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:40,522
it's... it's better to
sometimes give them a bite
360
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,274
rather than the whole
meal, don't you?
361
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,628
You might get away with that
bullshit with your male models.
362
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,278
But not with me.
363
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,852
You asked for The Goat, you're
gettin' all of The Goat.
364
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,058
I don't... I don't
know about black.
365
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,647
It was the only color
Tommy wore for years.
366
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,073
On the plus side, black
goes with everything.
367
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,499
So getting him
dressed was a breeze.
368
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,070
But, you know...
369
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,485
Shelly, in this home, you
don't have to be a mom.
370
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,574
And you look great.
371
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,197
I don't recognize myself.
372
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,495
That's the point.
373
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,499
Okay.
374
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,251
Shelly...
375
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,252
Meet Shelly. That's you, too.
376
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,274
She's just been
hiding for a while.
377
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,859
In order to find magic
with your husband,
378
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,803
you have to find it
first in yourself.
379
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,085
- So, Joyce...
- Yes.
380
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,156
How long will you
be in New York?
381
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,867
Well, usually I have
everything planned.
382
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,620
Everything. But I don't know.
383
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,944
She's writing a piece for
us at "Betsy" actually.
384
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,336
Good for you. What about?
385
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,334
I... no... I have
not said yes yet.
386
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,628
Smart. Hold out for more money.
387
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,048
I can help you with that.
388
00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:47,280
Well, thank you. Thank you.
389
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,840
- Okay, good.
- You got people.
390
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,664
It's... no, Elayne wants
me to write about "Minx".
391
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,013
Yikes.
392
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,598
Maggie told us not
to say anything.
393
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,849
No. No.
394
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,438
What I said is,
"Don't push her."
395
00:15:59,462 --> 00:16:00,894
No, it's fine. It's fine.
396
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,729
I don't mind talking
about it amongst friends.
397
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,731
- Great.
- Oh, God.
398
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,955
I do have one question.
399
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,776
- Of course.
- There he is.
400
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,010
- The men.
- Mm-hmm?
401
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,446
- Gigolos, right?
- No, no.
402
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,867
The first centerfold
was a firefighter.
403
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,201
And the second was
a Juilliard grad.
404
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,494
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
405
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,018
Look at that.
406
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,920
His parents must be dancing.
407
00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,666
Who cares about the men?
408
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,376
We want to know about the women.
409
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,467
Who ends up doing
something like that?
410
00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:28,672
Obviously, somebody who has to.
411
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,215
- Mm.
- A runaway.
412
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,569
Or a single mother.
413
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,343
No. That's not
been my experience.
414
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,763
You hear that, Georgina?
415
00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,745
Don't judge until
you've street-walked
416
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,765
a mile in their stilettos.
417
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,869
These women aren't actually
that different from us.
418
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,060
You know, they just are
419
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,361
more comfortable
with their bodies.
420
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,772
Joyce. They're nothing like us.
421
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,108
Now remember, you
are a dazzling,
422
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,110
glimmering, sexy nymph.
423
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,184
Oh, nymphs like to
hide behind things.
424
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,239
Maybe I'll just pop
behind the couch or...
425
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,603
No, no, no.
426
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,908
Come on, you're hot.
427
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,244
Yeah, I'm sweating.
I'm a sweater.
428
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,188
Okay. Take this.
429
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,897
Oh. This is nice.
430
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,250
My good luck charm.
431
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,784
I wore it on my very
first photo shoot.
432
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,359
"101 Arabian Nights."
433
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,841
Oh, isn't it "One Thousand
and One Arabian Nights"?
434
00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,913
Yeah. Ours was pretty low budge.
435
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,676
But I was nervous
like you are now
436
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,928
and I got through it and
nothing bad's happened since.
437
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,931
Wow, that's quite a hot streak.
438
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,325
Yes. Hot.
439
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,205
Speaking of hot,
440
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,212
you are on fire and
you have a secret.
441
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,634
Ooh. What is it?
442
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,273
I don't know.
443
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,816
It's between you and the camera.
444
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,735
Oh, you're good.
445
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,339
Hey, Billy.
446
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,946
Can I have one more...
Can I have a moment?
447
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,640
Yeah. This is great.
This is exciting.
448
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,159
Can I be totally
honest with you?
449
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,457
It's... it's not up to me.
450
00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:41,953
I mean, I can take these photos,
451
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,807
but it's not legal for
me to distribute them.
452
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,056
My dick is above
the law, brother.
453
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,228
Yeah, I wish that
was true. Believe me.
454
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,698
But what if we took
it down to 75%?
455
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,134
Can we do 75%, Billy?
456
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,695
- Three-quarter mast.
- Yeah.
457
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,429
Is that how you like
to salute your flag?
458
00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:57,700
In America?
459
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,429
Hey, I'm a patriot
just like you.
460
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,730
But if you want your fellow
Americans to see this thing,
461
00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:04,142
which we both fucking do,
462
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,144
we gotta let a little air
out of the tire down here.
463
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,708
We just gotta.
464
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,315
- 90%.
- That's...
465
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,858
Give me 80. Let's go down to 80.
466
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,276
- No way.
- Yes.
467
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,986
No way, brother.
This is grade A beef.
468
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,154
Come on.
469
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,678
Oh no, step back, son. No, no.
470
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,991
Everybody stays naked.
471
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,494
I know you want me hard.
472
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,978
So why don't you just
take this bad boy in?
473
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,332
You can look but don't touch.
474
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,042
Let's start shooting. Right?
475
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,146
Let's find a level that
works for everybody.
476
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,145
But the move now is to
start shooting, right?
477
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,215
Yeah, yeah, let's get these
girlies jumping up and down.
478
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,056
- I want these jingles jangling.
- Ooh, I love that energy!
479
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,511
Girls, let's jump.
480
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,346
Let's get the jingles
jangling like he said.
481
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,473
It's about education.
482
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,059
Just think of how much better
these people's lives could be
483
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,190
if somebody just cared enough
to keep them in school.
484
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,460
You know, I don't think
that educated people
485
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,587
have a monopoly on
good decision-making.
486
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,610
An excellent point
from the Vassar grad
487
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,070
who ended up in porno.
488
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,822
- Oh.
- Ouch.
489
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,490
She didn't "end up" there.
490
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,604
She was slumming it for a while,
491
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,369
getting a little
dirt under the nails.
492
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,208
Well, the story
has a happy ending
493
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,374
because Joyce is back in
New York where she belongs.
494
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,318
To Joyce. All: To Joyce.
495
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,670
To Joyce.
496
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,509
So I ran into William
Shawn last week,
497
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,609
- who looks awful, by the way.
- Well, of course.
498
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,908
I'll get more ice.
499
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,058
No, you don't have to do that.
500
00:19:20,082 --> 00:19:21,325
No, no, no. It's fine.
501
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,517
I never get to breathe fall air.
502
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:23,930
All right. Did I tell you...
503
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,269
Doug, look around.
504
00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:27,169
Is this really what
"Minx" is about?
505
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,629
Don't do that whiny
shit right now.
506
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,565
- You hear me?
- No, I know he's a big get.
507
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,272
But, Doug, what
are we doing here?
508
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,916
I can't keep this
thing up all day long.
509
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,985
What do they think we're doing?
510
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,570
We're on limited
time here, Leibovitz.
511
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,364
- Start shooting.
- Just give me a second, okay?
512
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,949
Just please press the button.
Let's shoot something.
513
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,243
I can't stand here all day.
514
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,937
Take the pics, Richie.
515
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,416
Read the room and take the pics.
516
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,057
- Fine.
- Good.
517
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,374
Don't be an asshole,
press the button.
518
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,709
I am.
519
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,090
Why don't you go
rouge some nipples
520
00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:55,587
if this is so beneath you, Rich?
521
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,678
Okay? I got it. Thanks,
Richie. Thank you.
522
00:19:57,702 --> 00:19:59,066
Oh, great.
523
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,842
Now there's two hard
dicks in the room.
524
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,946
Oh, ho! Pretty good. We're good.
525
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,596
That's how you take
control, Renetti.
526
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,722
My man.
527
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,432
Have fun with your boyfriend.
528
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,786
Grits and pancakes.
What do you say, guys?
529
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,144
Good. Excitement, excitement.
530
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,668
We got Billy Brunson.
531
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,634
Great.
532
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,846
What's wrong?
533
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,329
Nothing. You're gorgeous.
534
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,693
I just want to adjust
your hair a little bit.
535
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,299
Yeah, do whatever you want.
536
00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:34,751
Um...
537
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,815
♪ ♪
538
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,129
Um, and then the robe,
539
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,640
I was thinking maybe
it could be a little
540
00:20:39,664 --> 00:20:41,405
off the shoulders or...
541
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,780
What about no robe?
542
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,472
That's the shot.
543
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:52,996
♪ ♪
544
00:20:54,461 --> 00:21:01,641
♪ ♪
545
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:27,494
♪ ♪
546
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,523
♪ Rock steady, baby ♪
547
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,651
♪ That's what I feel now ♪
548
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:45,947
♪ Let's call this song
exactly what it is ♪
549
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,490
♪ Step and move your hips ♪
550
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:50,894
♪ With a feeling
from side to side ♪
551
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,662
♪ Sit yourself
down in your car ♪
552
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,083
♪ And take a ride,
while you're moving ♪
553
00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:57,605
Can I buy you a drink?
554
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,838
If I say yes, will
you stop following me?
555
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:06,990
♪ ♪
556
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,388
♪ Step and move your hips ♪
557
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,212
♪ With a feeling
from side to side ♪
558
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,725
Oh!
559
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,629
♪ Sit yourself
down in your car ♪
560
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,562
♪ And take a ride ♪
561
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,856
♪ While you're
moving rock steady ♪
562
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,800
Whoo! - ♪ Rock steady ♪
563
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:28,812
♪ ♪
564
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:35,098
♪ Rock steady ♪
565
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,752
I know the Cornish hen
was a bit dry, but...
566
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,777
Um, I'm sorry.
567
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,431
Okay, I just... I went dancing.
568
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,972
In the middle of a dinner party?
569
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,274
Is that a hickey?
570
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,747
Uh...
571
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,271
Yeah.
572
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,976
I met somebody.
573
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,646
So who was he?
574
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,156
You don't even know his name.
575
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,699
You know what I know
is that he wasn't
576
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,468
patronizing and judgmental.
577
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,095
Oh, grow up, Joyce.
578
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,475
You think when Gloria Steinem
goes to a dinner party,
579
00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:36,156
people don't ask
her about her time
580
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,748
going undercover at
The Playboy Club?
581
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,003
It's what makes you
interesting right now.
582
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,295
My life is not fodder
for your dinner party.
583
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,710
But you're more than happy
584
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,654
to lap up the attention
when it suits you.
585
00:23:46,678 --> 00:23:49,487
You're more than happy
basking in my reflection.
586
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,761
This...
587
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,824
I'm trying to give
you back your life.
588
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,638
Okay. All right.
589
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,332
This is salvageable. All right?
590
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,917
I, uh...
591
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,547
I have some stationery.
592
00:24:04,571 --> 00:24:06,087
You can write some apology notes
593
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:09,741
and break out that
Prigger charm.
594
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,663
I have nothing to apologize for.
595
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,213
- Hey.
- Hey.
596
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,525
Is this what you wanted?
597
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,719
It'll move magazines, all right?
598
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,427
I'll start looking
for new photographers.
599
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,982
You should probably take
Joyce's name off the masthead.
600
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:46,544
♪ ♪
601
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:50,256
♪ I wish I knew how ♪
602
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,780
♪ It would feel to be free ♪
603
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,889
♪ I wish I could break ♪
604
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:02,602
♪ All the chains holdin' me ♪
605
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,688
♪ I wish I could say ♪
606
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:09,567
♪ All the things
that I should say ♪
607
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:13,551
♪ Say 'em loud, say 'em clear ♪
608
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:18,201
♪ For the whole
round world to hear ♪
609
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,555
♪ I wish I could share ♪
610
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:26,265
♪ All the love
that's in my heart ♪
611
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,528
♪ Remove all the bars ♪
612
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:33,591
♪ That keep us apart ♪
613
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:37,011
♪ I wish you could know ♪
614
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:40,995
♪ What it means to be me ♪
615
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,936
♪ Then you'd see and agree ♪
616
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,710
♪ That every man
should be free ♪
617
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,008
♪ I wish I could give ♪
618
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:57,365
♪ All I'm longin' to give ♪
619
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:01,019
♪ I wish I could live ♪
620
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:05,561
♪ Like I'm longing to live ♪
621
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,437
♪ I wish I could do ♪
622
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:12,855
♪ All the things that I can do ♪
623
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,566
♪ And though I'm way overdue ♪
624
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,805
♪ I'd be startin' anew ♪
625
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:24,058
♪ Well, I wish I could be ♪
626
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,342
♪ Like a bird in the... ♪
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