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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:38,819 Ungrateful... 2 00:00:38,888 --> 00:00:41,152 unholy... 3 00:00:41,224 --> 00:00:42,919 without self-control. 4 00:00:44,527 --> 00:00:45,653 Brutal. 5 00:00:45,728 --> 00:00:48,356 Not lovers of good... 6 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:51,298 conceited... 7 00:00:52,435 --> 00:00:55,529 Have nothing to do with them. 8 00:00:55,605 --> 00:00:57,072 Nothing. 9 00:00:59,008 --> 00:01:02,409 There will be terrible times in the last days. 10 00:01:02,478 --> 00:01:04,036 People will become... 11 00:01:04,113 --> 00:01:07,105 Iovers of themselves, 12 00:01:07,183 --> 00:01:09,651 Iovers of money... 13 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:12,119 boastful... 14 00:01:12,188 --> 00:01:15,214 proud... 15 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:19,728 having a form of godliness, but denying its power. 16 00:01:22,132 --> 00:01:25,158 And another upsetting thing about these days of ours 17 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:26,862 is the lack of respect 18 00:01:26,937 --> 00:01:30,703 that young people have for their bodies. 19 00:01:30,774 --> 00:01:34,039 We must take control of that. 20 00:01:34,111 --> 00:01:36,978 We must teach our children 21 00:01:37,047 --> 00:01:38,639 that God has not placed them here 22 00:01:38,716 --> 00:01:40,775 just to pleasure themselves. 23 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,182 Amen. 24 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:46,981 And that unclean thoughts 25 00:01:47,057 --> 00:01:48,854 are just as much a sin in the eyes of God 26 00:01:48,926 --> 00:01:50,757 as the acts themselves. 27 00:01:53,764 --> 00:01:55,891 Isn't that right, Rebecca? 28 00:01:59,003 --> 00:02:00,834 Shall we show everyone what happens to those 29 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:03,896 with unclean thoughts? 30 00:02:03,974 --> 00:02:06,568 Those who have given in to the temptation? 31 00:02:08,846 --> 00:02:11,747 Those who put their needs above God's will? 32 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:18,747 Come, my dear. 33 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:21,584 Let us show them. 34 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:37,974 What? 35 00:02:46,051 --> 00:02:47,609 Isn't somebody gonna help her?! 36 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:54,183 It's all right, Rebecca. 37 00:02:54,259 --> 00:02:55,590 You're still pure. 38 00:02:57,729 --> 00:02:59,754 You have failed yourself 39 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,890 and you have failed God. 40 00:03:01,966 --> 00:03:05,129 May he have mercy on your soul. 41 00:03:32,941 --> 00:03:34,941 GIRLS GONE DEAD 42 00:05:27,715 --> 00:05:29,012 Packing, dear? 43 00:05:30,318 --> 00:05:31,478 Yes, Mother. 44 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:33,543 Mandy should be here any minute. 45 00:05:34,989 --> 00:05:36,718 Is something wrong, Mother? 46 00:05:36,791 --> 00:05:38,486 No, of course not. 47 00:05:39,694 --> 00:05:41,559 It's just that I'm gonna miss you this weekend. 48 00:05:41,629 --> 00:05:43,859 I'm only going to be gone for two nights. 49 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:45,125 I know, but, Rebecca, 50 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:48,657 you just got home from school and... 51 00:05:48,736 --> 00:05:51,763 I really thought we'd spend some quality time together. 52 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,070 I'll be home all next week. 53 00:05:54,142 --> 00:05:55,336 Well, come here a minute. 54 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,901 I really have to get going. 55 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:09,916 Now, for your trip, I got you some things 56 00:06:09,992 --> 00:06:12,222 that no young lady should be without. 57 00:06:12,294 --> 00:06:14,023 Oh, Mother, you shouldn't have. 58 00:06:14,096 --> 00:06:15,757 But I did! 59 00:06:15,831 --> 00:06:18,527 This isn't another Tabernacle Chorus CD, is it? 60 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,192 - Because I-- - Open it! 61 00:06:26,942 --> 00:06:28,034 Thanks. 62 00:06:28,110 --> 00:06:30,305 You may be away from me this weekend, 63 00:06:30,379 --> 00:06:32,540 but God will always be with you. 64 00:06:37,386 --> 00:06:38,648 It's for your vigils; 65 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,280 plus to help you read at night. 66 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:43,587 I think the house we're staying at has electricity. 67 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:45,628 There's one more thing, keep looking. 68 00:06:48,965 --> 00:06:50,091 Oh. 69 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:51,497 Wow. 70 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,159 I knew you'd like it. 71 00:06:53,236 --> 00:06:56,672 Well, it's definitely something. 72 00:06:56,739 --> 00:06:59,037 Well, now that you have all of your essentials, 73 00:06:59,108 --> 00:07:00,769 it's time to send you off on your journey. 74 00:07:00,843 --> 00:07:02,105 Let us pray. 75 00:07:03,646 --> 00:07:05,238 May it be your will, God, 76 00:07:05,315 --> 00:07:07,613 that You lead us toward peace, 77 00:07:07,684 --> 00:07:10,676 and make us reach our desired destination 78 00:07:10,753 --> 00:07:13,779 in life, gladness and peace. 79 00:07:16,426 --> 00:07:18,519 May You rescue us from... 80 00:07:18,594 --> 00:07:20,323 the hand of every foe, 81 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:23,627 ambush, bandits and evil. 82 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,725 Mom, I really got to get this. 83 00:07:29,605 --> 00:07:31,937 - Yo, bitch. - Hey, Mandy. 84 00:07:32,008 --> 00:07:34,306 I'm kind of in the middle of something. 85 00:07:34,377 --> 00:07:35,571 - Can I-- - Well, your ass better be 86 00:07:35,645 --> 00:07:36,873 in the middle of fucking packing. 87 00:07:36,946 --> 00:07:38,175 - I'll be there in ten. - All right. 88 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:39,613 - I'll see you when I get-- - Ooh. 89 00:07:39,683 --> 00:07:41,173 And Missy scored the fake IDs, 90 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:43,481 so we should look nice and legal this weekend. 91 00:07:43,554 --> 00:07:45,647 All right, really gotta run. 92 00:07:46,724 --> 00:07:48,089 Whatever. 93 00:07:48,158 --> 00:07:50,353 - May we continue? - Mm-hmm. 94 00:07:53,297 --> 00:07:57,529 Dear Lord, may thy word be a lamp unto our feet 95 00:07:57,601 --> 00:08:00,934 and a light unto our path. 96 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:02,130 Amen. 97 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:05,300 Mom, I've really gotta go. 98 00:08:05,376 --> 00:08:06,434 I know. 99 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,173 And yet again, the most disgusting company 100 00:08:12,249 --> 00:08:15,446 in the country, Crazy Girls Unlimited, 101 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:17,885 are throwing their annual orgy 102 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:20,389 in Daytona Beach, Florida. 103 00:08:20,457 --> 00:08:23,984 Every year, we here at HBN try to protect our youth 104 00:08:24,061 --> 00:08:26,552 from this collection of perverts, 105 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:29,394 and every year, the response is the same. 106 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:34,530 Just take a look at their past behavior! 107 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:37,302 You can become an HBN angel 108 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:40,538 by showing your support here today. 109 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:42,705 What kind of angel are you? 110 00:08:42,781 --> 00:08:44,339 I'm a nasty angel. 111 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:47,476 Your souls are in danger. 112 00:08:47,552 --> 00:08:49,179 These girls holes... 113 00:08:49,254 --> 00:08:51,119 Now that's what's in danger! 114 00:08:51,189 --> 00:08:54,647 And Moses, with the tablet in his mighty hand, 115 00:08:54,726 --> 00:08:57,024 approached the mountain and said-- 116 00:08:57,095 --> 00:08:58,960 Show me your tits! 117 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:02,659 We came across this, obviously, pirated footage 118 00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:05,202 from the Crazy Girls website 119 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:07,101 on the Internet. 120 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,663 And, to make matters worse, 121 00:09:09,741 --> 00:09:13,268 Daytona will become this year's Gomorrah when pornographer 122 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:17,041 Ronald Jeremy becomes the master of ceremonies, 123 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:22,678 and Nicko McBrain will play his hard rock music. 124 00:09:22,754 --> 00:09:24,278 Big surprise. 125 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,553 When questioned, here is what their local sheriff 126 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:29,719 had to say... 127 00:09:29,795 --> 00:09:32,389 Well, Holly, I've spoken with Mr. Governor at length 128 00:09:32,465 --> 00:09:34,365 and we've come to an understanding. 129 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:36,367 As long as they follow the rules, 130 00:09:36,435 --> 00:09:37,868 I don't anticipate any problems. 131 00:09:39,305 --> 00:09:40,670 Such filth. 132 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:48,812 Oh, Mandy's here. 133 00:09:54,787 --> 00:09:56,015 Oh. 134 00:09:56,088 --> 00:09:58,352 Becky! 135 00:09:58,424 --> 00:10:00,824 Long time no see! 136 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:02,417 You look great! 137 00:10:02,495 --> 00:10:03,792 Thanks, Todd. 138 00:10:03,863 --> 00:10:05,922 - Why are you-- - Hello, Mrs. Foster. 139 00:10:05,998 --> 00:10:07,761 You look younger every time I see you. 140 00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:11,960 You sure the two of you aren't sisters? 141 00:10:12,037 --> 00:10:14,096 Oh, Todd, you're too much. 142 00:10:14,173 --> 00:10:16,164 And I told you a million times, it's Rosemarie. 143 00:10:19,646 --> 00:10:22,171 So what brings you here on this glorious day? 144 00:10:22,249 --> 00:10:24,547 Well, when a little birdie told me that Becky here 145 00:10:24,618 --> 00:10:25,880 would be in town, 146 00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:27,579 I went straight out and got us... 147 00:10:29,856 --> 00:10:30,823 ... two tickets to see 148 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,449 "The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" 149 00:10:32,526 --> 00:10:33,993 at the Surfside Amphitheater. 150 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:36,085 Um, I can't, you see, I-- 151 00:10:36,162 --> 00:10:38,153 But Willie Aames is touring with them. 152 00:10:38,231 --> 00:10:40,597 Rebecca, it sounds like such a wonderful time! 153 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,500 Then why don't you go with him... sis? 154 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:45,367 Rebecca, don't be ridiculous. 155 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:46,370 Come on, bitch! 156 00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:48,236 - Oh, sorry, Todd. - Bec-- Becky-- 157 00:10:48,308 --> 00:10:49,366 I got plans this weekend. 158 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:50,500 - Gotta run! - Rebecca! 159 00:10:50,577 --> 00:10:51,805 Bye, Mom! 160 00:10:51,878 --> 00:10:53,311 Well, be safe this weekend! 161 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,848 Please don't do anything that I wouldn't approve of! 162 00:10:58,018 --> 00:10:59,349 Just drive. 163 00:11:15,336 --> 00:11:17,668 What's up your ass? 164 00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:21,333 My mom strikes again with the "Almighty Todd." 165 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,636 Yeah, I saw that creep in your driveway. 166 00:11:24,712 --> 00:11:26,509 Seriously, when is she gonna stop with 167 00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:28,071 that arranged marriage bullshit? 168 00:11:28,149 --> 00:11:29,377 I know. 169 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,350 She's been trying to set us up since we were, like, five. 170 00:11:32,486 --> 00:11:33,418 Uh... 171 00:11:33,487 --> 00:11:35,478 Ooh, ooh, I know. 172 00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:38,116 If it works out, can I come to the wedding? 173 00:11:38,192 --> 00:11:40,092 Please? 174 00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:43,028 I already have the perfect gift picked out for you. 175 00:11:43,097 --> 00:11:45,657 A key to your chastity belt. 176 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:49,233 Hey, hey, hey, pull over, pull over! 177 00:11:49,303 --> 00:11:50,930 What, you want to register there? 178 00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:52,700 Shut up and pull over. 179 00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:55,298 Fine... Mrs. Todd. 180 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:02,241 Eww. 181 00:12:12,394 --> 00:12:14,328 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 182 00:12:26,908 --> 00:12:28,136 Unleaded? 183 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:31,043 Yeah, that would be great. 184 00:12:31,113 --> 00:12:33,411 - 20 bucks worth. - 20 buckos. 185 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,316 Hey, what's up? 186 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:40,412 Yes, I retrieved the Virgin Mary. 187 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:43,617 No, her mom's not with her. 188 00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:46,718 God, you're such a bitch! 189 00:12:46,795 --> 00:12:48,285 So how's the house? 190 00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:50,524 Does it suck or... 191 00:12:50,599 --> 00:12:52,726 Oh, really, so what? 192 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:56,130 Oh, my God. 193 00:12:56,204 --> 00:12:57,762 No, I don't carry that shit on me 194 00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:00,707 and don't ask me that on the fucking phone! 195 00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:02,540 God! 196 00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:05,046 So where are we going now? 197 00:13:05,114 --> 00:13:08,106 Oh, that's right, Manatee Creek. 198 00:13:08,184 --> 00:13:09,378 Mm-hmm. 199 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:11,113 We'll see you in 30. 200 00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:13,987 Manatee Creek? 201 00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:17,416 Yeah? 202 00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:20,257 You sure you want to be going over there? 203 00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:22,320 Yeah, why? 204 00:13:22,398 --> 00:13:25,526 Don't really think you belong in a place like that. 205 00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:27,865 I'll keep that in mind. 206 00:13:39,348 --> 00:13:41,441 Holy shit! 207 00:13:44,821 --> 00:13:46,652 - Ready? - Yeah. 208 00:13:48,725 --> 00:13:51,125 This is going to be one hell of a weekend! 209 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:56,792 Peace. 210 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,664 Hey, what about my 20 bucks? 211 00:13:58,736 --> 00:14:00,431 Hey, come back, you bitches! 212 00:14:00,504 --> 00:14:02,699 Hey! 213 00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:04,263 Son of a bitch! 214 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:09,171 So did Missy actually get permission to use this house 215 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:10,770 or is this another one of her schemes 216 00:14:10,848 --> 00:14:13,009 that involves us climbing through a window? 217 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,074 Would you relax for once? 218 00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:17,712 We're staying at a kick-ass house on the beach, 219 00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:19,653 unchaperoned. 220 00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:21,691 Great, unchaperoned. 221 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,401 - Go, Hammerheads! - Go, Hammerheads! 222 00:14:32,469 --> 00:14:34,494 Whoo! 223 00:14:34,571 --> 00:14:36,368 Oh, this is so pretty. 224 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,271 Fuck, yeah, ready to party? 225 00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:39,707 This place fucking rocks. 226 00:14:41,979 --> 00:14:43,844 Welcome to Casa De Beer. 227 00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:45,347 The party's inside, bitches. 228 00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,350 - Follow me. - Let's go inside... 229 00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:50,787 Asses up, bitches, party time. 230 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,982 Sluts are here! 231 00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:56,553 Hey! 232 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,567 I'm so happy to see you guys. 233 00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:05,660 Me too! 234 00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:07,295 I know, it's been forever. 235 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,606 I'll show you to the kitchen. 236 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:13,837 Fuck, yeah. 237 00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:16,311 Yeah! 238 00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:19,577 Even the kitchen in this place is huge. 239 00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:23,018 We could cook for, like, an army of men in here. 240 00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,354 I know. 241 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,720 At least one day while we're here, 242 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:29,191 we should totally try to make a real meal. 243 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:32,991 No offense, Kel, but we've all had your cooking 244 00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:36,329 and I'd like to be the first to cast my vote as a no. 245 00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:37,493 Second. 246 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,127 Anybody else remember that cheerleading camp potluck? 247 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,432 Oh, I remember that. 248 00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:42,201 What was that you made, sweetie? 249 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,139 Cheeseburger soufflé? 250 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,405 Oh, what were you thinking? 251 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,843 Chocolate mousse should not be layered 252 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,210 - with ground beef. - Right. 253 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,112 I didn't mean to make everybody sick, 254 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,014 but the recipes, they got mixed up. 255 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,109 Blech! 256 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,280 God, Missy, I'm hurt. 257 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,086 I've known you for how many years 258 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,854 and yet I've never been here before. 259 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,121 Neither have I, dumb-ass. 260 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,287 Dad usually rents it. 261 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,591 It just happened to be empty this weekend, 262 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,291 so he offered it to me. 263 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,355 Fuck, yeah. 264 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,902 I mean, this place is amazing and everything, 265 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,030 but does anybody wonder why our town's former sheriff 266 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,904 would have us stay here, at party central? 267 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,443 Who cares? 268 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,442 Party... 269 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,110 It's her mother. 270 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,342 Hello, Mother. 271 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,781 I'm amazed it took this long. 272 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,183 Yes, everything is fine. 273 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,448 What? 274 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,490 No, I already told you, boys aren't staying at the house. 275 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,582 "Mommie Dearest." 276 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,152 I'll use them tonight, I promise. 277 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,993 No, I haven't tried it on yet, 278 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,692 but I'm sure it fits fine. 279 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,760 Mom, I really have to go. 280 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,739 I'll call you on Sunday when we're on our way home. 281 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,172 Love you, too, Mom. 282 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,039 Bye. 283 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,339 What is that? 284 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,175 - Drop it in. - What? 285 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,908 You heard me. 286 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,449 I'm not giving you my phone. 287 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,280 It's not just you, Becky-- everyone. 288 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,410 Come on, hand them over. 289 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,613 Hell, no. 290 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,246 Missy and I decided that this weekend 291 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,347 there'd be no interruptions. 292 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,652 Mm-hmm. 293 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,454 No parents, no boyfriends. 294 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,758 And in Missy's case, no booty calls. 295 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,128 Uh, what happens if there's, like, an emergency? 296 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,133 Like Kelly sets her hair on fire? 297 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,133 Hey! 298 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,137 We'll just have to dunk her in the pool. 299 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,763 Isn't there a landline? 300 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,307 My dad shut that off a year ago. 301 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,740 Ever since some fucking French assholes 302 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,903 rang up the bill calling Canada. 303 00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,947 France isn't in Canada. 304 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,709 - Huh? - Well? 305 00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:32,775 We'll use my phone. 306 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,844 It will be for emergencies and deliveries only. 307 00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:36,048 Well, I'm in. 308 00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:38,818 Rebecca? 309 00:17:41,362 --> 00:17:42,989 Fine. 310 00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:44,929 Seriously? 311 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:45,931 Good girl. 312 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,093 Do it. 313 00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:49,363 Whatever. 314 00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:54,603 Anything happens to that, and you're buying me a new one. 315 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:55,835 Don't be such a bitch. 316 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,537 I'm putting them in a safe place. 317 00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,841 If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs, 318 00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,882 put on my new bikini and go for a swim. 319 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,816 - Who's with me? - Fuck yeah! 320 00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:06,512 Girls, I'll show you to your rooms. 321 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:07,519 Grab our shit. 322 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:12,685 ## 323 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,156 Cannonball! 324 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,433 Whoo! 325 00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:43,688 Whoo! 326 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:48,019 If you wanted to see them that bad all you had to do was ask. 327 00:18:48,096 --> 00:18:49,688 Hell, who hasn't seen them? 328 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,161 Watch it. 329 00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,563 Look, I got one! 330 00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:02,807 - Kelly! - Oh, my God. 331 00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:07,471 Uh, guys? 332 00:19:07,549 --> 00:19:09,915 I think we may have company. 333 00:19:09,985 --> 00:19:13,443 Oh, sweetie, lack of sex will do that to you. 334 00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,956 - Do what? - Screw with your head. 335 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,926 Baby, you're starting to see guys hiding in bushes. 336 00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:20,656 But don't worry, 337 00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,755 the girls and I will take care of that tonight. 338 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,231 That's right! 339 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,427 Yeah, Becky, we'll help you out. 340 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:28,436 Are we still going to that bar you told me about? 341 00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,199 Wy Uh-huh. 's! 342 00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:32,639 Daddy says it's crazy this time of year. 343 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:36,838 He actually compared it to Mardi Gras on crack. 344 00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:39,040 So I say we go. 345 00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:40,582 Fuck yeah, I'm in! 346 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:41,947 - Me, too. - Me, too. 347 00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:44,248 Mardi Gras, I'll go! 348 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,753 We need one more. 349 00:19:45,822 --> 00:19:47,722 Well? 350 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,052 Come on, come on. 351 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,422 What are we waiting for? 352 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:54,122 ## 353 00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:57,931 Go, Hammerheads! 354 00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:05,867 Oh, fuck! 355 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,136 God! 356 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:09,474 Learn to drive much? 357 00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:14,580 Mud? 358 00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:16,846 Why am I in mud? 359 00:20:21,091 --> 00:20:22,615 It is mud, right? 360 00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:24,593 I hope that's mud. 361 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,859 Where the fuck are we? 362 00:20:31,935 --> 00:20:33,596 This is Wyld Wylee's? 363 00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:36,734 Who knew I'd need a Malaria shot 364 00:20:36,807 --> 00:20:38,104 to come out tonight? 365 00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:40,473 Look, I say we still go in and check it out. 366 00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:42,011 What have we got to lose? 367 00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:44,047 Our lives, wallets. 368 00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:45,206 Ladies? 369 00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:46,874 Everyone have their IDs with them? 370 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:47,882 Uh-huh. 371 00:20:47,951 --> 00:20:48,883 Good. 372 00:20:48,952 --> 00:20:49,884 Now follow me. 373 00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:58,793 Nice asses! 374 00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:09,737 Welcome to Wyld Wylee's Oasis. 375 00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:13,174 I'll be your tour guide for tonight. 376 00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:15,007 Could I get you girls 377 00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:18,537 some of our famous monkey margaritas? 378 00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:19,810 Um, yeah, hi. 379 00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:22,352 There's not another Wyld Wylee's around here, is there? 380 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:26,288 Nope, this is the one and only. 381 00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:28,985 World famous! 382 00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:36,994 Is there a mortician's convention in town? 383 00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:39,969 Because this place... is dead. 384 00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:41,562 Cute. 385 00:21:43,107 --> 00:21:44,904 How old are you, Sheila? 386 00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,068 I'm 26. 387 00:21:53,117 --> 00:21:56,109 Says here you're born in 1968. 388 00:21:56,187 --> 00:21:59,453 Um, the guy at the DMV was dyslexic. 389 00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:04,456 Oh, crikey! 390 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:06,794 No worries, no worries. 391 00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:08,890 Come on, girls, don't be shy. 392 00:22:08,968 --> 00:22:10,458 Take a table 393 00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:14,097 and I'm going to bring you some Congo Coladas. 394 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,633 Come on. 395 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,374 There is something really wrong with this place. 396 00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:26,145 I like it. 397 00:22:26,218 --> 00:22:28,243 It makes me think of, like, an Irish pub. 398 00:22:31,023 --> 00:22:32,786 What else can I get you? 399 00:22:32,858 --> 00:22:35,190 Um... 400 00:22:35,261 --> 00:22:37,456 I guess we'll take some nachos. 401 00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:42,557 Would that be small, medium, or gorilla-sized? 402 00:22:42,635 --> 00:22:45,763 Um, gorilla-sized, I guess. 403 00:22:45,838 --> 00:22:49,638 Oh, nice choice, mate, nice choice. 404 00:22:53,113 --> 00:22:57,550 ## 405 00:23:11,331 --> 00:23:12,662 One more round! 406 00:23:12,732 --> 00:23:13,892 Okay? 407 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:22,975 Two rounds, two rounds! 408 00:23:34,087 --> 00:23:37,614 Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky... 409 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,902 Oh, my God, watch out for the fucking gorilla! 410 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,404 What are you supposed to be? 411 00:23:54,575 --> 00:23:58,238 I'm just a helpful primate bringing you your order. 412 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:01,213 Well, Dr. Zaius, you forgot the plates. 413 00:24:01,282 --> 00:24:02,909 I'll get right on that, ma'am. 414 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,780 Let me swing on over to the kitchen. 415 00:24:04,852 --> 00:24:06,717 - You do that. - Whatever. 416 00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:08,516 Something is very wrong here. 417 00:24:08,589 --> 00:24:09,988 I know what you mean. 418 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,888 That Sasquatch could talk. 419 00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:14,189 Not what I was going for, Kel... 420 00:24:14,261 --> 00:24:15,421 but thank you. 421 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,760 No, I'm referring to the fact that 422 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:21,734 this place is called an oasis, 423 00:24:21,802 --> 00:24:24,771 but our bartender is dressed like Panama Jack, 424 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,569 and this whole place has a Hawaiian theme, 425 00:24:27,641 --> 00:24:30,735 yet a gorilla just served us nachos. 426 00:24:30,811 --> 00:24:33,041 Sasquatch. 427 00:24:36,584 --> 00:24:38,313 What? 428 00:24:38,386 --> 00:24:39,820 Thank you. 429 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,022 I didn't order this. 430 00:24:44,092 --> 00:24:45,218 I know you didn't. 431 00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:47,523 He did... for you. 432 00:24:54,169 --> 00:24:55,602 Is he cute? 433 00:24:55,670 --> 00:24:57,865 I can't tell, I'm seeing two of him. 434 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:00,237 That's one of him. 435 00:25:00,308 --> 00:25:02,868 On two stools. 436 00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:04,741 You guys are so mean. 437 00:25:04,813 --> 00:25:06,781 I bet he's a really nice guy. 438 00:25:06,848 --> 00:25:09,316 Well, I am going to go find out. 439 00:25:13,021 --> 00:25:14,386 - If she were-- - Oh! 440 00:25:17,192 --> 00:25:20,992 If she were at the drive-in, he'd be the double feature. 441 00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,654 Oh, I need a shot. 442 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,164 Here. 443 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,631 Cheers. 444 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:29,467 Oh... 445 00:25:30,872 --> 00:25:32,396 Oh, why are you so green? 446 00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:35,000 Oh, I don't feel so good. 447 00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,409 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 448 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,412 I know what will make you feel better. 449 00:25:38,481 --> 00:25:39,607 I'll get you another shot. 450 00:25:40,817 --> 00:25:42,114 Speaking of shots... 451 00:25:43,553 --> 00:25:44,918 - Oh, my God. - What? 452 00:25:44,987 --> 00:25:46,477 You know Becky's a lightweight. 453 00:25:46,556 --> 00:25:47,488 No. 454 00:25:50,326 --> 00:25:51,850 That. 455 00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:53,657 Eww! 456 00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:56,197 It's like a car accident. 457 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:59,462 I know I should look away, but I can't. 458 00:26:00,636 --> 00:26:01,830 Eww... 459 00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:03,394 How much you want to bet that she does it with 460 00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:05,304 "tons of fun" over there? 461 00:26:05,374 --> 00:26:07,399 I'm in, I'm fucking in. 462 00:26:07,477 --> 00:26:09,342 That sounds like a carnival ride. 463 00:26:09,412 --> 00:26:11,972 Uh, he looks like a carnival ride. 464 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:14,039 Hey, cool it, cool it, they're coming back to the table. 465 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:17,449 Hey, where's Becky? 466 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,852 I wanted to say good night. 467 00:26:19,922 --> 00:26:21,947 Go Yeah. t? 468 00:26:22,024 --> 00:26:24,618 Jare-- Sorry. 469 00:26:24,694 --> 00:26:26,629 This is Jared. 470 00:26:26,697 --> 00:26:28,927 We are gonna go for a little drive. 471 00:26:28,999 --> 00:26:30,261 Mm-hmm. 472 00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:31,596 Don't wait up. 473 00:26:31,668 --> 00:26:33,067 Mm-mmm. 474 00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:36,071 Lisa, can I talk to you for a minute? 475 00:26:38,475 --> 00:26:40,204 No! 476 00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:42,973 We've gotta get going. 477 00:26:43,046 --> 00:26:46,345 Well, how long should we wait for you two? 478 00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:51,376 Um, he says he's going to take me back to the house. 479 00:26:51,455 --> 00:26:52,615 I am. 480 00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:54,748 In the morning. 481 00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:56,452 Let's roll! 482 00:26:57,928 --> 00:26:59,691 - Bye. - Did that just happen? 483 00:26:59,763 --> 00:27:02,163 Are we just gonna let her run off with some random dude? 484 00:27:02,232 --> 00:27:04,928 She'll be fine, he seemed really nice. 485 00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:07,300 I mean, he did buy her a drink. 486 00:27:07,371 --> 00:27:09,931 I'm sure Ted Bundy bought a few drinks back in his day. 487 00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:11,338 Didn't make him a good date. 488 00:27:13,577 --> 00:27:16,341 Up next is Wylee singing "Forever Wasted. " 489 00:27:16,413 --> 00:27:18,813 Come on, handsome. 490 00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:21,408 I can't wait to see what you're packing. 491 00:27:21,486 --> 00:27:23,647 Ahh!! 492 00:27:23,721 --> 00:27:26,747 How about we go to your place? 493 00:27:26,824 --> 00:27:29,987 I don't know how my landlords are going to feel about that. 494 00:27:30,061 --> 00:27:31,392 What? 495 00:27:31,462 --> 00:27:33,794 You live with your landlords? 496 00:27:33,865 --> 00:27:35,298 I kind of, sort of... 497 00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:36,924 Iive with my parents. 498 00:27:39,003 --> 00:27:41,494 Is there any place we can go? 499 00:27:43,274 --> 00:27:44,366 I got an idea. 500 00:27:44,442 --> 00:27:46,410 Come on, come on! 501 00:27:46,477 --> 00:27:48,104 - What are we waiting for, then? - Hurry up! 502 00:27:48,179 --> 00:27:49,976 Go, go, go! 503 00:27:57,255 --> 00:28:01,715 # Forever wasted by you # 504 00:28:03,328 --> 00:28:06,092 # Every time you call my name # 505 00:28:06,164 --> 00:28:09,361 # It's music to my ears # 506 00:28:09,434 --> 00:28:14,532 # But I'll admit sometimes I run away in fear... # 507 00:28:14,607 --> 00:28:16,472 Oh... 508 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:20,569 #... my word's sincere # 509 00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:24,673 # I'm so wasted by you # 510 00:28:29,688 --> 00:28:34,990 # Forever wasted by you ## 511 00:28:46,238 --> 00:28:47,364 Fuck my life. 512 00:28:49,908 --> 00:28:52,035 Ooga, ooga, ooga. 513 00:28:52,111 --> 00:28:55,512 Please welcome Ronald singing "Hammersmash." 514 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:04,180 - Hammersmash! - Whoo! 515 00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:07,381 Hi. 516 00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,325 You so have a crush on him. 517 00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:14,026 He's my friend. 518 00:29:17,604 --> 00:29:19,333 Damn this. 519 00:29:19,406 --> 00:29:20,532 Can't get this thing off. 520 00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:27,541 # Hammersmash # 521 00:29:27,614 --> 00:29:28,706 Oh, my God, girls. 522 00:29:28,782 --> 00:29:29,908 Do you remember this song? 523 00:29:29,983 --> 00:29:30,915 Hell, yeah. 524 00:29:30,984 --> 00:29:32,884 Junior year, baby. 525 00:29:32,952 --> 00:29:34,749 # This is DC Hammer # 526 00:29:34,821 --> 00:29:36,254 # And I'm so good # 527 00:29:36,322 --> 00:29:37,550 # I think of all the rhymes that you wish you could # 528 00:29:37,624 --> 00:29:39,751 Up, come on, you're dancing... 529 00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:41,384 Come on, Miss. 530 00:29:41,461 --> 00:29:43,326 # And I'll move you out of your seat # 531 00:29:43,396 --> 00:29:44,954 # With the baseline of my funky beat # 532 00:29:45,031 --> 00:29:46,862 # And I'll make you shake your ass # 533 00:29:46,933 --> 00:29:49,026 # Because this here song's a Hammersmash # 534 00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,073 Oh... 535 00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:57,575 A front-see! 536 00:29:57,644 --> 00:30:00,112 It's been a while since I've seen one of those. 537 00:30:02,516 --> 00:30:04,074 # Man this shit's a hit # 538 00:30:04,151 --> 00:30:05,448 # Hammersmash # 539 00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:07,111 # Yeah let's get down to it # 540 00:30:07,188 --> 00:30:08,587 # Every time you hear me # 541 00:30:08,656 --> 00:30:10,351 # You want to dance around # 542 00:30:10,424 --> 00:30:14,292 # To my dope-ass record and my fresh new sound... # 543 00:30:14,361 --> 00:30:15,589 Boys. 544 00:30:15,663 --> 00:30:17,426 # When I start spittin' rhymes like this... # 545 00:30:17,498 --> 00:30:19,864 I told you, it'd be right there. 546 00:30:19,934 --> 00:30:21,367 # Is a number-one hit # 547 00:30:21,435 --> 00:30:23,767 Dude, get this right here, get this, film it. 548 00:30:23,838 --> 00:30:24,998 Right here, right here. 549 00:30:25,072 --> 00:30:27,267 Zack, are you a fucking homo, dude? 550 00:30:27,341 --> 00:30:28,899 There's fucking hot chicks right there, look. 551 00:30:28,976 --> 00:30:29,908 You want me to shoot that? 552 00:30:29,977 --> 00:30:31,342 Look, Zack. 553 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,004 I'll get the one in pink to let you put it in her pooper. 554 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,071 Dirk, but there's none in pink. 555 00:30:35,149 --> 00:30:36,548 Exactly. 556 00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,209 I love this shit. 557 00:30:38,285 --> 00:30:40,014 # I don't know what to say right here but # 558 00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:41,520 # Hammersmash # 559 00:30:57,005 --> 00:30:59,496 This is so much better than D&D! 560 00:30:59,574 --> 00:31:00,871 # My shit don't stink # 561 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,341 # Or maybe sometime it do # 562 00:31:02,410 --> 00:31:05,902 # Everybody else's stinks but Hammer's don't stink at all # 563 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,308 I'll be back in one second. 564 00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,478 I was going to tell you take a picture 565 00:31:13,555 --> 00:31:14,681 'cause it'll last longer, 566 00:31:14,756 --> 00:31:17,486 but looks like you're already doing that. 567 00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:20,050 You look like someone who should be in the movies. 568 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,857 Mm-hmm. 569 00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:24,057 Serious, you interested? 570 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,464 Why don't you bring your people, come meet my people, 571 00:31:26,535 --> 00:31:28,765 and maybe we can reach an agreement. 572 00:31:36,778 --> 00:31:38,439 # Smack me, smack me # 573 00:31:38,513 --> 00:31:40,344 # Smack me like a monkey ## 574 00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:42,474 Get ready, girls! 575 00:31:44,085 --> 00:31:46,553 Go... 576 00:31:46,621 --> 00:31:48,418 Hammerheads! 577 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,152 Whoo! 578 00:31:50,226 --> 00:31:51,716 Give me Yeah. second. 579 00:31:55,364 --> 00:31:56,490 Ahh! 580 00:31:56,566 --> 00:32:00,764 Easy on the teeth, Lisa! 581 00:32:22,124 --> 00:32:24,149 You guys can't be locals. 582 00:32:24,227 --> 00:32:25,558 Why is that? 583 00:32:28,497 --> 00:32:29,862 Call it a hunch. 584 00:32:29,932 --> 00:32:32,264 No, actually we're passing through on our way to Daytona. 585 00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:33,632 Greg here wants to be a cameraman 586 00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,967 for Crazy Girls Unlimited. 587 00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:36,970 Right there! 588 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,336 Hey, this is Sal. 589 00:32:38,407 --> 00:32:40,307 Come party with me, and my main man Beetlejuice 590 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:44,177 this weekend at the Crazy Girls Mansion in Daytona. 591 00:32:44,248 --> 00:32:45,647 Crazy girls! 592 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:46,740 Whoo! 593 00:32:46,817 --> 00:32:47,841 It's gonna be wild. 594 00:32:47,918 --> 00:32:48,885 It's gonna be crazy. 595 00:32:48,952 --> 00:32:49,919 You're gonna love it. 596 00:32:49,987 --> 00:32:51,147 You're going to be followed around 597 00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:53,781 by the one and only, exclusive Beetle Cam! 598 00:32:53,857 --> 00:32:55,290 Beetle Cam! 599 00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:56,986 See it my way! 600 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,085 You'll be having pillow fights with the main man. 601 00:32:59,162 --> 00:33:01,596 The biggest schlong in the world, Ron Jeremy. 602 00:33:01,665 --> 00:33:03,656 Well, I used to like Crazy Girls Unlimited. 603 00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:06,328 Show up to this event or drop dead. 604 00:33:08,205 --> 00:33:10,264 You guys know that Crazy Girls is one of the fastest-growing 605 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:13,002 Fortune 500 topless video companies in the world, right? 606 00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,010 You're the only one that knows that. 607 00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:16,409 Why would I know that? 608 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,675 All you are is one of them damn camera pervs, man. 609 00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:20,376 That's right, you handsome bastard. 610 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:21,849 I'm going to be a famous one soon. 611 00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:23,284 Oh, good for you. 612 00:33:23,353 --> 00:33:25,617 We should try out. 613 00:33:25,689 --> 00:33:27,088 - You want to audition? - Yes. 614 00:33:27,157 --> 00:33:28,624 Okay, what should I sing? 615 00:33:28,692 --> 00:33:32,128 Kelly, Crazy Girls Unlimited is not a talent contest. 616 00:33:32,195 --> 00:33:33,992 We just saw the commercial. 617 00:33:34,064 --> 00:33:35,463 It's a "who can get drunk 618 00:33:35,532 --> 00:33:37,967 and take their top off the fastest" show. 619 00:33:38,036 --> 00:33:40,027 That takes talent. 620 00:33:40,104 --> 00:33:42,197 I can do that, too. 621 00:33:42,273 --> 00:33:43,706 Awesome. 622 00:33:43,775 --> 00:33:45,402 Rolling. 623 00:33:45,476 --> 00:33:47,706 I don't think so. 624 00:33:49,647 --> 00:33:51,615 Hey, could you guys excuse me for a second? 625 00:33:51,683 --> 00:33:52,945 I need to go check on our friend. 626 00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:54,575 Oh, there's another one? 627 00:33:54,652 --> 00:33:55,812 Uh-huh. 628 00:33:55,887 --> 00:33:57,946 Actually, there's two of us missing right now. 629 00:33:58,022 --> 00:33:59,649 Sweet. 630 00:33:59,724 --> 00:34:01,919 - The more the merrier. - Hell, yeah. 631 00:34:01,993 --> 00:34:04,484 Let's get some more of them "tig" ol' "bitties" up in here. 632 00:34:06,431 --> 00:34:09,161 Is your friend here retarded? 633 00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:10,860 Which one? 634 00:34:10,935 --> 00:34:12,368 Probably. 635 00:34:12,437 --> 00:34:15,338 He's from Belle Glade or some other fucking redneck town. 636 00:34:15,406 --> 00:34:16,839 I ain't from no Belle Glade, fuck. 637 00:34:16,908 --> 00:34:18,500 I'm from Pahokee, man, shit. 638 00:34:18,576 --> 00:34:20,237 Oh, oh, oh. 639 00:34:20,311 --> 00:34:22,575 That is right on Lake Okeechobee. 640 00:34:22,647 --> 00:34:25,343 The birthplace of Mel Tillis. 641 00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:27,179 Who the fuck is Mel Tillis? 642 00:34:27,251 --> 00:34:30,221 I am geography major. 643 00:34:30,289 --> 00:34:31,551 I like rocks. 644 00:34:31,623 --> 00:34:35,059 Especially the shiny ones. 645 00:34:35,127 --> 00:34:38,290 Kelly, I think you're confused. 646 00:34:38,364 --> 00:34:41,356 Geo-graphists don't study rocks. 647 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:42,991 Geologists do. 648 00:34:43,068 --> 00:34:45,332 Yeah, Kelly, geo-graphists do. 649 00:34:45,404 --> 00:34:47,599 Uh-oh. 650 00:34:47,673 --> 00:34:49,538 So what brought you guys here? 651 00:34:49,608 --> 00:34:53,374 Was it the, uh, karaoke or fine wines? 652 00:34:53,445 --> 00:34:56,243 Greg here runs a video blog and this month's topic 653 00:34:56,315 --> 00:34:58,840 is "Roadside bars and the patrons who love them." 654 00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,043 Mm-hmm. 655 00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:01,711 Interesting. 656 00:35:01,787 --> 00:35:04,688 Look who I found in the toilet! 657 00:35:04,757 --> 00:35:06,486 Can we go home now? 658 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,155 Open wide, sweetie. 659 00:35:10,229 --> 00:35:11,491 In a sec, Becky. 660 00:35:11,563 --> 00:35:13,258 Come on, meet our new friends here. 661 00:35:13,332 --> 00:35:16,961 This is Eric, Zack, Bob. 662 00:35:17,036 --> 00:35:19,061 My friends call me, Bo. 663 00:35:19,138 --> 00:35:21,299 Hello, Bob or Bo. 664 00:35:21,373 --> 00:35:24,502 Finishing off the group is, uh, Greg on camera, 665 00:35:24,577 --> 00:35:27,546 and, uh... Dirk. 666 00:35:27,614 --> 00:35:29,673 Charmed. 667 00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:31,273 Do you need any help getting her to the car? 668 00:35:31,351 --> 00:35:33,444 Oh, my God, that would be great. 669 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,114 - She's getting really heavy. - Yes, oh, wow. 670 00:35:36,189 --> 00:35:37,417 Do you get a merit badge for that? 671 00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:39,981 Okay, Missy, playtime is over. 672 00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:42,620 In a sec... I gotta get some numbers. 673 00:35:42,695 --> 00:35:45,892 I thought you confiscated all of our phones? 674 00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:48,627 Well, at least I got rid of one of them. 675 00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:50,999 You're such a bitch! 676 00:35:51,071 --> 00:35:52,538 Come on, Kelly. 677 00:35:54,441 --> 00:35:57,137 Say tomorrow, around 4:00. 678 00:35:57,210 --> 00:35:58,643 Definitely. 679 00:35:58,711 --> 00:36:00,042 We actually have to go to Daytona. 680 00:36:00,113 --> 00:36:02,638 Dude... 681 00:36:02,715 --> 00:36:06,583 Tomorrow and we'll all give you... 682 00:36:06,653 --> 00:36:07,950 something to film. 683 00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:09,716 You guys, Crazy Girls happens all weekend, 684 00:36:09,789 --> 00:36:11,848 so we'll just get a room down at the motel? 685 00:36:11,925 --> 00:36:12,949 Yep. 686 00:36:13,026 --> 00:36:14,550 Yeah, we'll see you there. 687 00:36:14,627 --> 00:36:15,958 See you, boys... 688 00:36:16,029 --> 00:36:17,587 tomorrow. 689 00:36:17,664 --> 00:36:19,394 Yeah, you will. 690 00:36:20,768 --> 00:36:22,463 All right, let's get you in here. 691 00:36:24,405 --> 00:36:26,032 Stay, stay, stay. 692 00:36:28,542 --> 00:36:30,510 You're cute. 693 00:36:30,578 --> 00:36:32,842 Do I smell like vomit? 694 00:36:32,913 --> 00:36:34,312 Ew. 695 00:36:34,381 --> 00:36:36,713 Thanks for all your help. 696 00:36:36,784 --> 00:36:39,252 So I guess I'll see you around. 697 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,685 Count on it. 698 00:36:45,025 --> 00:36:46,686 Hey. 699 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,923 So what about Lisa? 700 00:36:49,997 --> 00:36:51,589 Should we call her? 701 00:36:51,665 --> 00:36:54,293 She'll be fine, she's a big girl. 702 00:36:54,368 --> 00:36:57,997 Besides, we don't want to interrupt anything. 703 00:37:00,441 --> 00:37:01,408 All right, see you guys. 704 00:37:01,475 --> 00:37:02,965 - Bye. - Bye. 705 00:37:03,043 --> 00:37:04,704 Have a good night. 706 00:37:04,778 --> 00:37:06,245 Bye. 707 00:37:53,195 --> 00:37:55,129 Hello, and welcome to another episode of 708 00:37:55,197 --> 00:37:56,960 "Fairways And Greens." 709 00:37:57,032 --> 00:37:59,899 My name is Montgomery Keybutter, 710 00:37:59,968 --> 00:38:02,232 though everybody on the tour called me "Monk." 711 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:08,076 Instructing professional golfers is quite different 712 00:38:08,144 --> 00:38:10,339 than pulling the average man... 713 00:38:13,482 --> 00:38:14,813 Pendulum stroke. 714 00:38:16,619 --> 00:38:19,417 Watch the ball to the hole. 715 00:38:19,488 --> 00:38:20,887 It's that simple. 716 00:38:20,957 --> 00:38:23,721 And we will be joining Paul on the green right after this. 717 00:38:28,831 --> 00:38:30,799 Crazy Girls Unlimited, 718 00:38:30,866 --> 00:38:31,958 the company that brought you 719 00:38:32,034 --> 00:38:33,331 "Ho, Ho, Ho's Christmas Dreams"... 720 00:38:33,402 --> 00:38:34,960 Merry Christmas! 721 00:38:35,037 --> 00:38:35,969 Ha-ha-ha! 722 00:38:36,038 --> 00:38:37,130 I've got a boner. 723 00:38:37,206 --> 00:38:40,334 And "Irish Lasses with the Hottest Asses." 724 00:38:40,409 --> 00:38:41,933 Top o' the morning to you! 725 00:38:42,011 --> 00:38:43,672 Happy St. Patrick's Day! 726 00:38:43,746 --> 00:38:48,012 Invites you to be the star of our latest video... 727 00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:49,142 Mandy! 728 00:38:49,218 --> 00:38:50,845 ... with the annual Spring Break Or Bust blowout... 729 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,150 at our Mansion in Daytona Beach, Florida. 730 00:38:53,222 --> 00:38:54,553 The party begins at noon today 731 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,752 with our celebrity emcee, Ron Jeremy! 732 00:38:57,827 --> 00:38:59,227 Plus, at 7:00 p.m., 733 00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:02,663 there will be a special performance by Nicko McBrain, 734 00:39:02,733 --> 00:39:06,100 singing hits from his debut country album. 735 00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,568 Yeah! 736 00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:11,233 Beetlejuice will be on hand with the infamous Beetle Cam. 737 00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:12,502 - Beetle Cam! - Okay, I'm up. 738 00:39:12,576 --> 00:39:15,374 - Please, turn it off. - Fine. 739 00:39:15,445 --> 00:39:16,707 As always, if you're crazy enough... 740 00:39:18,048 --> 00:39:19,208 Well, good, now get up and get ready. 741 00:39:19,283 --> 00:39:21,547 We're going to the beach in 20! 742 00:39:24,688 --> 00:39:25,916 Okay. 743 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,048 - The beach? - Mm-hmm. 744 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,615 Swimming. 745 00:39:29,693 --> 00:39:33,129 Hey, Mandy, did, uh, Lisa get back yet? 746 00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:35,721 Uh, no, not yet. 747 00:39:35,799 --> 00:39:40,133 And I think I know why. 748 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,431 Someone called her and warned her 749 00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:43,973 that Kelly was making breakfast, blech. 750 00:39:44,041 --> 00:39:45,338 - Funny. - Mmmm. 751 00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:48,070 Now get up 752 00:39:48,145 --> 00:39:49,578 or else I'm going to have Kelly come up here 753 00:39:49,646 --> 00:39:51,011 with the plate she saved you. 754 00:39:51,081 --> 00:39:53,778 Ummm... 755 00:39:53,851 --> 00:39:55,284 Let's go! 756 00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,250 Whoo! 757 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,994 Whoo! 758 00:40:15,506 --> 00:40:17,337 Don't forget the booze! 759 00:40:18,643 --> 00:40:20,042 Let's go, hurry up. 760 00:40:20,111 --> 00:40:22,579 I hope there's really cute guys at this beach. 761 00:40:22,647 --> 00:40:24,615 Yahoo! 762 00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:32,447 Here we come! 763 00:40:32,523 --> 00:40:35,686 So much fun! 764 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,022 Just like high school! 765 00:40:37,095 --> 00:40:39,996 Whoo! 766 00:40:40,064 --> 00:40:41,554 Oh... 767 00:40:44,569 --> 00:40:47,334 Okay, Missy, what the fuck? 768 00:40:47,406 --> 00:40:49,840 We put up with this shit bar, but this? 769 00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,466 This completely blows. 770 00:40:51,543 --> 00:40:54,603 I thought we were going to a beach, not a cemetery. 771 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,739 This fucking place is where people come to die! 772 00:40:56,815 --> 00:40:58,612 What, who died? 773 00:40:58,684 --> 00:40:59,810 I just don't get it. 774 00:40:59,885 --> 00:41:02,080 Dad said this was supposed to be a hip town, 775 00:41:02,154 --> 00:41:04,987 not a hip-replacement town. 776 00:41:05,057 --> 00:41:07,617 What... the hell? 777 00:41:11,397 --> 00:41:12,329 Phone. 778 00:41:12,398 --> 00:41:14,161 You'll fit right in, Grandma. 779 00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:15,928 Oh, my God. 780 00:41:16,001 --> 00:41:18,367 - She's calling Lisa. - Who cares? 781 00:41:18,437 --> 00:41:19,802 - I don't. - Hey, Lisa. 782 00:41:19,872 --> 00:41:21,066 It's Jessie again. 783 00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:22,903 Um, we're at the beach, and... 784 00:41:22,975 --> 00:41:25,637 Are we going to stay or... 785 00:41:35,654 --> 00:41:37,519 Well, that explains it. 786 00:41:37,589 --> 00:41:39,648 - What? - That. 787 00:41:42,128 --> 00:41:44,528 Fuck me! 788 00:41:44,597 --> 00:41:46,394 Not likely in this town. 789 00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:50,995 Now what? 790 00:42:01,114 --> 00:42:02,376 Oh, great. 791 00:42:03,516 --> 00:42:04,710 Hmm... 792 00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:12,517 - Hello, Melissa. - Hello, Darren. 793 00:42:12,592 --> 00:42:15,288 Gee, Deputy, what did I do wrong? 794 00:42:15,361 --> 00:42:18,159 Well, for starters, going 65 in a 40. 795 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:19,528 What are you gonna do? 796 00:42:19,599 --> 00:42:21,032 - Arrest me? - Missy? 797 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,397 What are you doing? Shut up. 798 00:42:22,469 --> 00:42:23,458 Oh, don't worry. 799 00:42:23,536 --> 00:42:25,595 Deputy Dickhead here can't touch us. 800 00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:29,970 Or at least not anymore. 801 00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:31,806 Melissa, that was a long time ago. 802 00:42:31,878 --> 00:42:33,869 I thought we settled that. 803 00:42:33,947 --> 00:42:35,745 Hello, everybody, this is Ron Jeremy 804 00:42:35,816 --> 00:42:38,512 and I'm calling all hot ladies in the Space Coast area 805 00:42:38,586 --> 00:42:39,985 - to Crazy Girls Unlimited... - Oh! 806 00:42:40,054 --> 00:42:41,578 - Is that where you're going? - Where? 807 00:42:41,655 --> 00:42:44,180 Daytona, to strip for the cameras. 808 00:42:44,258 --> 00:42:46,488 Who I strip for and why is none of your damn business. 809 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,584 So either give me a ticket 810 00:42:47,661 --> 00:42:49,754 or let us get the fuck out of here. 811 00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:52,765 How many people do you got staying at your dad's house? 812 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:55,199 - Excuse me? - Aren't you missing someone? 813 00:42:55,269 --> 00:42:56,896 Well, yeah, actually, our friend-- 814 00:42:57,972 --> 00:43:00,873 How would you know how many people I have with me? 815 00:43:00,941 --> 00:43:03,910 - So you are missing someone? - Sort of. 816 00:43:03,978 --> 00:43:05,878 Our friend, Lisa, left the bar last night with this fat kid 817 00:43:05,946 --> 00:43:09,211 and she hasn't come back yet. 818 00:43:09,283 --> 00:43:10,250 I keep calling her phone, but now it's going 819 00:43:10,317 --> 00:43:11,682 straight to voice-mail. 820 00:43:11,752 --> 00:43:12,980 - Interesting. - What? 821 00:43:13,053 --> 00:43:14,418 She pulls this shit all the time. 822 00:43:14,488 --> 00:43:15,682 Last night when I was at Wylee's, I thought that I-- 823 00:43:15,756 --> 00:43:17,155 Last night at Wylee's? 824 00:43:17,224 --> 00:43:18,953 Are you spying on me again? 825 00:43:21,929 --> 00:43:23,726 Do restraining orders mean nothing to you? 826 00:43:23,797 --> 00:43:25,822 Look, I was just trying to make sure-- 827 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,561 I'm not sure what you're trying to make sure of. 828 00:43:27,635 --> 00:43:29,570 We're fine, Lisa's fine, she'll come back. 829 00:43:29,638 --> 00:43:30,696 - Don't worry about us. - But-- but-- 830 00:43:30,772 --> 00:43:32,535 I said everything will be fine, Darren. 831 00:43:32,607 --> 00:43:34,336 Can I go now? 832 00:43:34,409 --> 00:43:35,501 Bye. 833 00:43:38,346 --> 00:43:40,041 Uh, are you going to explain that one? 834 00:43:40,115 --> 00:43:41,810 Yeah, who was that? 835 00:43:42,183 --> 00:43:43,445 A mistake. 836 00:43:44,886 --> 00:43:48,151 ## 837 00:44:27,430 --> 00:44:28,863 Let's go, Beet, get in there. 838 00:44:28,931 --> 00:44:30,455 I want that helmet so deep up that twat, 839 00:44:30,533 --> 00:44:31,557 you can see their uterus. 840 00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:32,999 Let's go, come on. 841 00:44:33,069 --> 00:44:35,401 Dive in, Beet, dive in, come on! 842 00:44:35,471 --> 00:44:36,699 There you go. 843 00:44:36,772 --> 00:44:38,364 You're the Jacques Cousteau of pussy, let's go! 844 00:44:38,441 --> 00:44:41,035 ## 845 00:44:41,110 --> 00:44:44,602 Craziest Girls Unlimited go crazy! 846 00:44:46,182 --> 00:44:48,343 Any girl that can roll like a carpet, 847 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:49,782 ride like a Harley, 848 00:44:49,852 --> 00:44:51,683 flip like a cheese omelet 849 00:44:51,754 --> 00:44:55,190 goes upstairs to Sal's private quarters, 850 00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:57,953 and you get shot by Beetle Cam! 851 00:44:58,027 --> 00:45:01,224 And you know that's a good career move for any girl. 852 00:45:01,297 --> 00:45:02,525 Dance your asses off! 853 00:45:02,598 --> 00:45:04,088 Come on! 854 00:45:07,103 --> 00:45:08,468 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 855 00:45:10,373 --> 00:45:12,034 Are your tits on this list? 856 00:45:13,242 --> 00:45:15,335 Good, then make like Michael and beat it. 857 00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:35,195 You have a beautiful face. 858 00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:36,493 You should see my ass. 859 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,201 Whoa. 860 00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:46,970 Sorry, sweetheart, no one's allowed upstairs. 861 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:48,068 Check it again, meathead. 862 00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:50,545 I'm on the A-list. 863 00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:52,547 What's your name? 864 00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:53,548 Destiny. 865 00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:55,482 I'm here for my close-up. 866 00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:56,678 Get them clothes off... 867 00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:58,618 Sal, you there, over? 868 00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:00,247 Yeah, it's Sal, what's up? 869 00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:02,154 Sal, I got a girl down here named Destiny. 870 00:46:02,225 --> 00:46:04,056 Oh, the one with the little boy tits? 871 00:46:04,127 --> 00:46:05,526 Tits like a little boy? 872 00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:08,324 Yep, that'd be the one. 873 00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:10,128 - Send her up. - All right. 874 00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:18,841 Tony? 875 00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:19,934 Yeah, over here. 876 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:23,208 Yeah, make sure you get these, uh, fish buckets. 877 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,213 Get the release for them. 878 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,214 - You got it. - Beet, come on. 879 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,216 Come on, come on, come on! 880 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,646 Ah-ha, way to go, Beet! 881 00:46:30,722 --> 00:46:33,782 Let's get one of those dumb twat's drunk tonight 882 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,018 - and get you some pussy. - Oh, yes! 883 00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,617 Tony, enough with the bullshit, bring the meat holes in. 884 00:46:36,694 --> 00:46:37,956 This other idiot here. 885 00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:39,223 To the hot tub! 886 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,992 Ye You're dead. d. 887 00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,829 Yeah, work on the ass. 888 00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:45,459 Beet, you got bigger tits than this one. 889 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:46,696 Keep moving please, you're wasting-- 890 00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:48,671 Ugh, no comment. 891 00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:51,573 Yeah, give yourself a pap smear with that one. 892 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,769 Here you go, hide your crack pipe in it, sweetheart. 893 00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:55,107 Way to go. 894 00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:59,138 Put that over your face, make everyone happy. 895 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:02,448 - Dy-no-mite, there you go. - Diamond rings! 896 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,453 Camera time! 897 00:47:03,522 --> 00:47:04,887 Whoo! 898 00:47:04,957 --> 00:47:06,447 Woo-hoo! 899 00:47:06,525 --> 00:47:07,549 Very nice. 900 00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:08,888 Check out this piece of ass, baby. 901 00:47:08,961 --> 00:47:10,360 Check out that piece of parm. 902 00:47:10,429 --> 00:47:12,329 Yeah. 903 00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:13,421 It looked like somebody-- 904 00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:14,727 Look at that, Beet, hit it. 905 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,131 Touch it, rub it. 906 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,600 Get Rub it down... man. 907 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:18,966 That a boy! 908 00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:19,969 Let me get a whiff of that. 909 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:21,266 Woo-wee! 910 00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:32,174 Come on, get hot, baby. 911 00:47:32,251 --> 00:47:34,014 Give me the lines, give me the lines. 912 00:47:34,086 --> 00:47:35,576 I love Crazy Girls Unlimited. 913 00:47:35,654 --> 00:47:36,985 I'm barely 18. 914 00:47:37,055 --> 00:47:37,987 And you barely have any tits. 915 00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,580 You're lucky you got a job. 916 00:47:39,658 --> 00:47:41,558 Beet, zoom in on that. 917 00:47:41,627 --> 00:47:42,992 I'm just a freshman. 918 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,585 That's the only thing that's fresh about you. 919 00:47:44,663 --> 00:47:45,925 Come on, baby. 920 00:47:45,998 --> 00:47:48,023 My dick's dying of cancer here, looking at this garbage. 921 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,067 Come on! 922 00:48:23,369 --> 00:48:24,631 Yeah. 923 00:48:24,704 --> 00:48:25,693 Just a little bit more, come on, let's see those piss flaps. 924 00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,433 Come on, put them forward. 925 00:48:27,507 --> 00:48:28,667 Come on, baby, work it. 926 00:48:28,741 --> 00:48:31,073 You got to get me hot, you got to get me stiff. 927 00:48:31,144 --> 00:48:33,203 Work it. 928 00:48:33,279 --> 00:48:34,405 All right, cut. 929 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,880 Beet, put the camera down, that's enough of this shit. 930 00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:38,884 That a boy. 931 00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:40,885 I said cut. 932 00:48:40,954 --> 00:48:41,943 Here, take your T-shirt. 933 00:48:42,021 --> 00:48:43,750 Go downstairs, suck a dick, make yourself useful. 934 00:48:43,823 --> 00:48:45,518 I thought that was part of the deal anyway. 935 00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:46,524 Shut up. 936 00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:49,357 Hold on, there's somebody at the door. 937 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,361 Hang out, Beet. 938 00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:55,064 What's up? I'm busy. 939 00:48:57,738 --> 00:48:59,933 Jesus Christ! 940 00:49:00,007 --> 00:49:02,737 What the fuck? 941 00:49:02,810 --> 00:49:04,141 I'll see you later, sweetheart. 942 00:49:04,211 --> 00:49:05,701 Beet, let's get the hell out of here! 943 00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:07,076 What, huh? 944 00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:12,682 Save yourself, B! 945 00:49:12,753 --> 00:49:14,448 Don't worry about me, man, don't worry about him! 946 00:49:14,521 --> 00:49:17,615 Jesus Christ, what the fuck's going on in here? 947 00:49:21,695 --> 00:49:23,754 Get behind me, man, get behind! 948 00:49:23,831 --> 00:49:25,799 So anything else you want to do for me? 949 00:49:25,866 --> 00:49:26,798 Yeah. 950 00:49:26,867 --> 00:49:28,357 You and me later. 951 00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:29,902 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 952 00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:32,200 Please, Jesus... 953 00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:33,297 What about a little head? 954 00:49:33,374 --> 00:49:34,671 God, stop, no! 955 00:49:34,742 --> 00:49:35,970 Fuck this! 956 00:49:46,988 --> 00:49:48,546 You motherfucker! 957 00:49:53,995 --> 00:49:55,428 See you later... 958 00:49:55,497 --> 00:49:56,759 shit head! 959 00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:18,078 Tuu Laa Liittt 960 00:50:18,153 --> 00:50:19,745 Is that Lisa? 961 00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:21,288 I don't know, Einstein. 962 00:50:21,356 --> 00:50:22,789 I haven't answered it yet. 963 00:50:22,857 --> 00:50:24,222 Well, if it's her, could you please ask her 964 00:50:24,292 --> 00:50:25,384 where our cell phones are? 965 00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:29,191 I haven't updated my status in, like, two days. 966 00:50:29,264 --> 00:50:31,027 People are going to think I'm dead. 967 00:50:33,501 --> 00:50:35,059 Oh, hi, Daddy. 968 00:50:35,136 --> 00:50:37,297 Just the person I wanted to talk to. 969 00:50:37,372 --> 00:50:39,500 Hello, pumpkin. 970 00:50:39,575 --> 00:50:40,906 How's the house? 971 00:50:40,977 --> 00:50:42,035 The house is fine. 972 00:50:42,111 --> 00:50:43,408 How's Vegas? 973 00:50:43,479 --> 00:50:45,037 It's just another real-estate convention, 974 00:50:45,114 --> 00:50:46,604 but it's going well. 975 00:50:46,682 --> 00:50:47,774 So you girls having fun? 976 00:50:47,850 --> 00:50:49,249 Oh, did you go to Wylee's? 977 00:50:49,318 --> 00:50:50,250 Sure, did. 978 00:50:50,319 --> 00:50:51,581 Even met Wylee herself. 979 00:50:51,654 --> 00:50:53,053 Really? 980 00:50:53,122 --> 00:50:55,920 I'll take it you're taking in the local culture. 981 00:50:55,992 --> 00:50:57,653 That depends, Daddy. 982 00:50:57,727 --> 00:50:59,786 Do you consider culture to be shuffleboard tournaments 983 00:50:59,862 --> 00:51:01,853 and early bird specials? 984 00:51:01,931 --> 00:51:04,024 Because that's what's going on here. 985 00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:05,863 I mean, come on. 986 00:51:05,935 --> 00:51:07,835 A retirement community? 987 00:51:07,903 --> 00:51:10,463 What, are you punishing me? 988 00:51:10,539 --> 00:51:12,006 Of course not, pumpkin. 989 00:51:12,074 --> 00:51:13,905 I bought that place for peace and quiet. 990 00:51:13,976 --> 00:51:15,841 I figured that's what you girls wanted, too. 991 00:51:15,911 --> 00:51:17,378 You know, after your midterms. 992 00:51:17,446 --> 00:51:18,811 Right. 993 00:51:18,881 --> 00:51:21,247 - Thanks a bunch. - You're welcome. 994 00:51:21,317 --> 00:51:22,682 So what else is going on? 995 00:51:22,752 --> 00:51:25,220 Well, guess who had the nerve to pull me over today? 996 00:51:25,287 --> 00:51:26,618 What, no idea? 997 00:51:26,689 --> 00:51:28,623 Fucking Darren! 998 00:51:28,691 --> 00:51:31,159 - Darren? - Yeah, Darren. 999 00:51:31,227 --> 00:51:34,197 Oh, and this place just gets better and better. 1000 00:51:34,264 --> 00:51:37,097 Not only did I run into psycho-stalker 1001 00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:39,192 but Lisa disappeared last night with some dough boy 1002 00:51:39,269 --> 00:51:40,566 from your favorite bar. 1003 00:51:40,637 --> 00:51:42,400 - And she hasn't shown up, yet? - No. 1004 00:51:42,472 --> 00:51:45,134 Her phone keeps going straight to voice-mail. 1005 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:46,402 If it makes you feel better, 1006 00:51:46,476 --> 00:51:48,034 I'll put a call into the station. 1007 00:51:48,111 --> 00:51:50,409 You remember what kind of vehicle she left in 1008 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,710 or the name of the, uh... 1009 00:51:52,783 --> 00:51:54,876 friend she, um, might have been with? 1010 00:51:54,951 --> 00:51:57,078 No idea on both counts. 1011 00:51:57,154 --> 00:51:59,179 Well, I'll take care of it, all right? 1012 00:51:59,256 --> 00:52:00,848 And don't you worry about Darren, 1013 00:52:00,924 --> 00:52:02,915 you will not be seeing him again, okay? 1014 00:52:02,993 --> 00:52:04,358 Thanks, Daddy. 1015 00:52:05,729 --> 00:52:07,924 And look, you girls want to have a fun evening? 1016 00:52:07,998 --> 00:52:10,091 I left some supplies in the garage for you. 1017 00:52:10,167 --> 00:52:11,395 Supplies? 1018 00:52:11,468 --> 00:52:12,696 What kind of supplies? 1019 00:52:12,769 --> 00:52:14,293 Bingo? 1020 00:52:14,371 --> 00:52:15,338 Canasta? 1021 00:52:15,405 --> 00:52:16,531 No, you little wise guy. 1022 00:52:16,606 --> 00:52:18,471 Some party favors from a shindig 1023 00:52:18,542 --> 00:52:20,339 I had just a little while ago. 1024 00:52:20,410 --> 00:52:21,775 Party supplies? 1025 00:52:21,845 --> 00:52:22,777 Great. 1026 00:52:22,846 --> 00:52:23,778 Thanks, Daddy. 1027 00:52:23,847 --> 00:52:25,975 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1028 00:52:26,050 --> 00:52:27,540 Oh, I got to go, my-- 1029 00:52:27,618 --> 00:52:29,483 my seminar starts in a few minutes. 1030 00:52:31,389 --> 00:52:33,380 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. - Bye. 1031 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:34,948 Oh, wait, wait, hold on. 1032 00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:36,857 You don't go anywhere, you little minx. 1033 00:52:36,928 --> 00:52:38,919 I got something for you. 1034 00:52:38,996 --> 00:52:40,657 You don't go anywhere. 1035 00:52:40,731 --> 00:52:42,722 And don't forget, you owe me that rub and tug. 1036 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,893 - Well? - Well, what? 1037 00:52:44,969 --> 00:52:47,062 What did he say to do about Lisa? 1038 00:52:47,138 --> 00:52:49,436 He didn't say to do anything about Lisa, 1039 00:52:49,507 --> 00:52:51,941 but he said he'll put a call into his old station. 1040 00:52:52,009 --> 00:52:53,840 I'm sure she'll be fine. 1041 00:52:56,814 --> 00:52:58,543 Oh... 1042 00:53:01,752 --> 00:53:02,920 Kel, could you come with me? 1043 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,319 I could use your help for a sec. 1044 00:53:06,424 --> 00:53:07,982 - Okay. - Thank you. 1045 00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:12,595 Ooh, I wonder what kind of party supplies. 1046 00:53:13,831 --> 00:53:15,628 So? 1047 00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:19,093 Is this the one? 1048 00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:20,331 You look great. 1049 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,337 Perfect. 1050 00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:22,566 Thanks, but I don't know, 1051 00:53:22,641 --> 00:53:25,269 I feel like I'm just going to fall out. 1052 00:53:25,344 --> 00:53:26,641 If you want to wear something more conservative, 1053 00:53:26,712 --> 00:53:28,509 you can borrow mine. 1054 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,706 I've brought extras. 1055 00:53:31,783 --> 00:53:33,114 Uh... 1056 00:53:33,185 --> 00:53:35,813 Uh, where are you going? 1057 00:53:35,888 --> 00:53:38,118 It's just us in the house, 1058 00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:39,748 and we've seen them before. 1059 00:53:39,825 --> 00:53:41,156 Well... 1060 00:53:43,695 --> 00:53:45,026 All right. 1061 00:53:52,538 --> 00:53:55,598 ## 1062 00:54:24,370 --> 00:54:25,530 What's with the hula gear? 1063 00:54:25,605 --> 00:54:27,630 Is somebody having a luau? 1064 00:54:27,707 --> 00:54:29,538 Apparently we are. 1065 00:54:29,609 --> 00:54:30,837 My dad mentioned something about 1066 00:54:30,910 --> 00:54:32,002 Ieftover party supplies. 1067 00:54:32,078 --> 00:54:35,013 I thought it was booze, but, uh, we got this. 1068 00:54:38,117 --> 00:54:40,017 So I guess you put these in the backyard. 1069 00:54:40,086 --> 00:54:43,180 Yeah, and the three of us will take these out front. 1070 00:54:43,256 --> 00:54:44,188 Bottoms up. 1071 00:54:44,257 --> 00:54:46,817 Thanks, I'll try not to drink it. 1072 00:54:46,893 --> 00:54:48,417 You do that. 1073 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:53,022 ## 1074 00:55:09,917 --> 00:55:11,714 One down. 1075 00:55:11,785 --> 00:55:13,514 Kelly... 1076 00:55:13,587 --> 00:55:15,817 Yeah? 1077 00:55:15,889 --> 00:55:16,913 Don't you think that'd work better 1078 00:55:16,991 --> 00:55:19,653 if we put fuel in there first? 1079 00:55:19,727 --> 00:55:21,422 Oh, right. 1080 00:55:21,495 --> 00:55:22,689 I get it. 1081 00:55:24,531 --> 00:55:25,463 What? 1082 00:55:25,532 --> 00:55:27,227 Is that the same cop car from before? 1083 00:55:28,669 --> 00:55:29,601 Hey! 1084 00:55:29,670 --> 00:55:30,659 Oh, shit! 1085 00:55:30,738 --> 00:55:32,205 I see you, asshole! 1086 00:55:32,273 --> 00:55:33,831 Get off my property! 1087 00:55:33,907 --> 00:55:36,205 Hey, I'm more than 100 feet away. 1088 00:55:36,277 --> 00:55:38,040 There's nothing you can do! 1089 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,304 - man: Darren! - Ahh! 1090 00:55:40,381 --> 00:55:42,042 I know you can hear me! 1091 00:55:42,116 --> 00:55:44,641 That's right, bitch! 1092 00:55:44,718 --> 00:55:46,310 Go for Darren. 1093 00:55:46,387 --> 00:55:48,821 Get your ass to 1302 Beachside Road, 1094 00:55:48,889 --> 00:55:51,483 Daytona Beach, ASAP! 1095 00:55:52,726 --> 00:55:54,091 And don't come back! 1096 00:55:57,798 --> 00:55:59,095 - Fuck! - Should we be concerned? 1097 00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:00,360 He never hit you or anything, right? 1098 00:56:00,434 --> 00:56:02,198 No, it wasn't anything like that. 1099 00:56:02,270 --> 00:56:05,364 All lit out back. 1100 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,408 Is everything okay? 1101 00:56:07,475 --> 00:56:08,703 What did we miss? 1102 00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:10,369 Everything's fine. 1103 00:56:10,445 --> 00:56:12,743 Just another visit from Deputy Douche Bag. 1104 00:56:12,814 --> 00:56:14,714 Next time your little policeman friend shows up, 1105 00:56:14,783 --> 00:56:16,182 I'm calling the real cops. 1106 00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:18,151 Look, I told you, my dad's taking care of it. 1107 00:56:18,219 --> 00:56:21,245 He's gone, drop it. 1108 00:56:23,391 --> 00:56:25,291 Showtime. 1109 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,349 Shit! 1110 00:56:26,428 --> 00:56:28,328 Oh, my God! 1111 00:56:28,396 --> 00:56:30,125 Whoa, get out of my way. 1112 00:56:30,198 --> 00:56:31,688 What's up, boys? 1113 00:56:31,766 --> 00:56:33,631 Glad you could make it. 1114 00:56:33,702 --> 00:56:35,135 Someone recovers quickly. 1115 00:56:39,307 --> 00:56:40,274 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hey, Rebecca. 1116 00:56:40,342 --> 00:56:42,401 I like the one in blue. 1117 00:56:57,159 --> 00:56:58,456 Look at that donkey, man. 1118 00:56:58,527 --> 00:56:59,789 Why do you say, donkey? 1119 00:56:59,862 --> 00:57:01,159 It's an ass, man. 1120 00:57:01,230 --> 00:57:02,720 - What in the fuck? - Oh, ass, okay, okay. 1121 00:57:02,798 --> 00:57:04,288 Drink your beer, man. 1122 00:57:06,736 --> 00:57:08,465 Come on, you dirty girl. 1123 00:57:08,537 --> 00:57:10,562 Yeah... 1124 00:57:19,048 --> 00:57:20,982 Come on, drink up. 1125 00:57:26,455 --> 00:57:27,945 Okay, now for that audition. 1126 00:57:41,604 --> 00:57:43,367 Drink up, it's a party. 1127 00:57:45,574 --> 00:57:46,802 Hold on a second. 1128 00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:49,974 I wanna go for a ride! 1129 00:58:00,590 --> 00:58:02,490 If you're going to kiss me, kiss me for real. 1130 00:58:05,028 --> 00:58:07,292 What, do I have bad breath or something? 1131 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,261 Whoo! 1132 00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:17,437 That would look so cute on you! 1133 00:58:17,507 --> 00:58:19,441 What are you doing? 1134 00:58:22,612 --> 00:58:24,011 Yeah, right. 1135 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,048 Did you witness the beheading? 1136 00:58:26,116 --> 00:58:27,083 No. 1137 00:58:27,150 --> 00:58:28,742 The whole thing happened upstairs, 1138 00:58:28,819 --> 00:58:30,753 but the head fell right into my shot. 1139 00:58:30,821 --> 00:58:31,913 And I was thinking, 1140 00:58:31,988 --> 00:58:35,480 whoa, this footage has got to be worth something. 1141 00:58:41,898 --> 00:58:43,958 I'm telling you, Sheriff. 1142 00:58:44,035 --> 00:58:45,935 There's got to be a connection. 1143 00:58:46,003 --> 00:58:47,868 Look, I'm not going through this again. 1144 00:58:47,939 --> 00:58:49,031 I'm not. 1145 00:58:49,106 --> 00:58:51,131 We have two missing teenagers, 1146 00:58:51,209 --> 00:58:52,904 a murder in the same county. 1147 00:58:52,977 --> 00:58:54,342 Oh, and what about the guy hanging around 1148 00:58:54,412 --> 00:58:55,743 Missy Pratt's house? 1149 00:58:55,813 --> 00:58:58,839 The missing teenagers have been gone for less than 24 hours. 1150 00:58:58,916 --> 00:59:00,747 They're probably sleeping it off somewhere. 1151 00:59:00,818 --> 00:59:02,445 They'll come staggering back. 1152 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,216 Hell, they're probably around here somewhere. 1153 00:59:05,289 --> 00:59:06,984 Oh, thanks, Tommy. 1154 00:59:07,058 --> 00:59:08,548 Let me take a look at that. 1155 00:59:11,562 --> 00:59:14,895 Well, I'd say your theory is pretty much a shit piece. 1156 00:59:14,966 --> 00:59:16,228 Oh? 1157 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,734 Well, unless that perp you say you saw 1158 00:59:18,803 --> 00:59:22,569 was dressed like a monk and carrying a sword. 1159 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,005 That's a war hammer. 1160 00:59:24,075 --> 00:59:25,565 A what? 1161 00:59:25,643 --> 00:59:27,907 A medieval weapon used by religious zealots 1162 00:59:27,979 --> 00:59:30,777 for purification reasons. 1163 00:59:30,848 --> 00:59:32,145 And you learned this where? 1164 00:59:32,216 --> 00:59:35,185 A local Renaissance festival? 1165 00:59:35,253 --> 00:59:37,779 Have any of these witnesses reported 1166 00:59:37,856 --> 00:59:40,484 what make of vehicle the suspect left in? 1167 00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:44,290 I don't think anyone was paying attention. 1168 00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:46,923 Too many other things to look at around here. 1169 00:59:48,834 --> 00:59:50,324 Sheriff... 1170 00:59:50,402 --> 00:59:51,994 I have a really bad feeling about this. 1171 00:59:52,070 --> 00:59:54,436 And you've obviously got a disability, right? 1172 00:59:54,506 --> 00:59:55,473 Huh? 1173 00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:57,372 You know, that hearing-impairment thing? 1174 00:59:57,442 --> 00:59:59,376 Come on, it's either that or you're just not listening. 1175 00:59:59,444 --> 01:00:01,469 I mean, do you realize that you're in direct violation 1176 01:00:01,547 --> 01:00:02,479 of the restraining order 1177 01:00:02,548 --> 01:00:04,379 the former sheriff put against you? 1178 01:00:04,449 --> 01:00:05,381 I never touched her, I just-- 1179 01:00:05,450 --> 01:00:06,917 It doesn't matter, he's pissed 1180 01:00:06,985 --> 01:00:08,714 and he's threatening to go to the city council. 1181 01:00:08,787 --> 01:00:10,220 They're questioning my sanity. 1182 01:00:10,289 --> 01:00:11,551 - But you're-- - Shut up. 1183 01:00:11,623 --> 01:00:12,647 Here's the deal. 1184 01:00:12,724 --> 01:00:14,521 You stay away from Melissa Pratt. 1185 01:00:14,593 --> 01:00:17,357 You're going to stay away from Manatee Creek. 1186 01:00:17,429 --> 01:00:19,124 As a matter of fact... 1187 01:00:19,197 --> 01:00:21,392 you're off-duty for the next 24 hours. 1188 01:00:21,466 --> 01:00:22,956 So just beat it. 1189 01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:26,167 Go. 1190 01:00:27,539 --> 01:00:30,168 But what about the guy at Missy Pratt's house? 1191 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:35,143 The guy at Missy Pratt's house was probably a peeper 1192 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:38,342 or some ex-boyfriend with nothing better to do. 1193 01:00:38,418 --> 01:00:42,377 Do you realize, you're putting your entire career 1194 01:00:42,455 --> 01:00:44,389 on the line here for an ex-flame? 1195 01:00:44,457 --> 01:00:45,788 Get over it, get past it. 1196 01:00:45,858 --> 01:00:48,224 Those things never end well. 1197 01:00:48,294 --> 01:00:50,125 And usually somebody winds up getting hurt. 1198 01:00:50,196 --> 01:00:51,220 Okay? 1199 01:00:51,297 --> 01:00:53,390 Now listen, I got a dead celebrity here. 1200 01:00:53,466 --> 01:00:56,299 I got 50 airheads wrangling for an interview. 1201 01:00:56,369 --> 01:00:58,337 So let me do my job. 1202 01:00:58,404 --> 01:00:59,632 Get out of here. 1203 01:01:15,855 --> 01:01:18,050 man: So, uh, anything else you want to do for me? 1204 01:01:18,124 --> 01:01:20,456 Yeah, you and me later. 1205 01:01:20,526 --> 01:01:23,963 Actually, I got a girlfriend already. 1206 01:01:24,031 --> 01:01:26,431 Well, it's not like we have to fuck or anything. 1207 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,990 But what about a little head? 1208 01:01:28,068 --> 01:01:29,399 Wait, wait! 1209 01:01:29,470 --> 01:01:30,596 God, stop, no! 1210 01:01:30,671 --> 01:01:32,901 Jeez, fuck this! 1211 01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:37,138 - Oh! - Oh, my God, did you see that? 1212 01:01:38,812 --> 01:01:42,612 Tha Horrible. ual. 1213 01:01:42,683 --> 01:01:44,480 Good God. 1214 01:01:44,551 --> 01:01:45,882 Headless. 1215 01:01:47,254 --> 01:01:49,188 Looks like someone's hormones got the better of them. 1216 01:01:51,358 --> 01:01:55,089 Not that I would know what that looks like! 1217 01:01:55,162 --> 01:01:57,027 Hey, guys! 1218 01:01:58,298 --> 01:01:59,788 Hello! 1219 01:01:59,867 --> 01:02:01,266 Why would you do that? 1220 01:02:01,335 --> 01:02:04,202 Okay, I like porno as much as the next person, 1221 01:02:04,271 --> 01:02:05,499 but your live show sucks. 1222 01:02:05,572 --> 01:02:06,596 Fine. 1223 01:02:07,675 --> 01:02:08,903 Sorry about that. 1224 01:02:08,976 --> 01:02:11,069 Maybe we should go somewhere a little more private. 1225 01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:12,806 What do you guys think? 1226 01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,675 Tha What? sie. 1227 01:02:17,752 --> 01:02:19,879 I could not stand the sounds of them... 1228 01:02:21,156 --> 01:02:23,056 ... for another goddamn second. 1229 01:02:23,124 --> 01:02:24,182 Here, here. 1230 01:02:32,534 --> 01:02:33,865 All right. 1231 01:02:33,935 --> 01:02:35,061 Uh-huh. 1232 01:02:35,136 --> 01:02:37,400 What are you doing? 1233 01:02:37,472 --> 01:02:39,133 That's so bad. 1234 01:02:42,877 --> 01:02:44,936 Oh, this is going to look so good on my reel. 1235 01:02:45,013 --> 01:02:46,810 Who's up for a game of chicken, huh? 1236 01:02:46,881 --> 01:02:48,348 Come on, boys. 1237 01:02:50,285 --> 01:02:51,479 Whoo! 1238 01:02:53,088 --> 01:02:54,487 Follow the titties. 1239 01:03:02,764 --> 01:03:04,231 Ran out. 1240 01:03:04,299 --> 01:03:05,493 Who wants another one? 1241 01:03:05,567 --> 01:03:07,398 Yeah. 1242 01:03:08,470 --> 01:03:11,531 Okay, I guess I'll just bring the whole fridge. 1243 01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:17,773 What? 1244 01:03:17,847 --> 01:03:19,747 Ah, that's beautiful... 1245 01:03:22,618 --> 01:03:25,883 This is movie magic. 1246 01:03:25,955 --> 01:03:27,217 Uh-huh. 1247 01:03:27,289 --> 01:03:29,382 What are you doing? 1248 01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:31,255 What? 1249 01:03:31,327 --> 01:03:32,521 That's just bad. 1250 01:03:32,595 --> 01:03:34,426 That's just bad, that's what that is. 1251 01:03:35,865 --> 01:03:37,093 Come on, Dirk. 1252 01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:38,155 Aren't you going to get in? 1253 01:03:38,234 --> 01:03:41,431 I'm in the middle of something here, okay? 1254 01:03:41,504 --> 01:03:42,596 Becky? 1255 01:03:42,671 --> 01:03:44,298 Um, I'm fine. 1256 01:03:44,373 --> 01:03:46,341 You guys have fun. 1257 01:03:48,611 --> 01:03:49,873 - How about you? - No, I'm cool. 1258 01:03:49,945 --> 01:03:51,913 Oh, come on, don't be like these two lame asses. 1259 01:03:51,981 --> 01:03:53,539 Come on, let's go have fun. 1260 01:03:55,551 --> 01:03:56,813 Yeah, have fun, Eric. 1261 01:04:00,156 --> 01:04:03,683 So what do you say we continue this conversation 1262 01:04:03,759 --> 01:04:06,194 in the hot tub, huh? 1263 01:04:07,264 --> 01:04:09,095 - Come on, we'll just talk. - Okay. 1264 01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:12,067 I won't make you do anything you're not cool with. 1265 01:04:12,135 --> 01:04:13,466 Come on. 1266 01:04:17,974 --> 01:04:20,374 What are you doing out there? 1267 01:04:20,443 --> 01:04:23,139 Uh, just give me a second. 1268 01:04:24,514 --> 01:04:25,503 Just... 1269 01:04:45,602 --> 01:04:46,591 Hey! 1270 01:04:46,670 --> 01:04:48,535 Aren't you our ref? 1271 01:04:48,605 --> 01:04:50,436 Pay attention! 1272 01:04:50,507 --> 01:04:51,906 God! 1273 01:04:57,948 --> 01:05:00,144 The beer's all gone. 1274 01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:03,551 Asshole! 1275 01:05:05,690 --> 01:05:08,215 There's more in the cooler, no? 1276 01:05:08,292 --> 01:05:09,486 What the fuck? 1277 01:05:12,396 --> 01:05:13,829 Nope. 1278 01:05:13,898 --> 01:05:15,195 All gone. 1279 01:05:15,266 --> 01:05:17,826 Well, somebody needs to take the run. 1280 01:05:17,902 --> 01:05:18,926 Whoo! 1281 01:05:19,003 --> 01:05:20,937 I Can't you go?! 1282 01:05:21,005 --> 01:05:22,734 Bo and I were just about to win. 1283 01:05:22,807 --> 01:05:24,035 In your dreams, bitch. 1284 01:05:24,108 --> 01:05:25,439 - Oh! - In your dreams, bitch. 1285 01:05:27,378 --> 01:05:29,312 Come on, fuck. 1286 01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:31,314 Fuck, fuck! 1287 01:05:31,382 --> 01:05:33,646 You got to be fucking kidding me! 1288 01:05:36,153 --> 01:05:38,178 Come on, man, I can do this. 1289 01:05:43,127 --> 01:05:44,719 Wait. 1290 01:05:44,795 --> 01:05:46,786 Wait, I feel movement. 1291 01:05:52,069 --> 01:05:53,037 Ahh... 1292 01:05:54,606 --> 01:05:56,073 It's showtime, folks. 1293 01:06:07,586 --> 01:06:09,053 Mood lighting. 1294 01:06:09,121 --> 01:06:11,055 Nice. 1295 01:06:12,157 --> 01:06:13,749 You started without me? 1296 01:06:17,696 --> 01:06:19,527 It's cool, baby, I'll take over. 1297 01:06:22,267 --> 01:06:23,598 You're so wet. 1298 01:06:23,669 --> 01:06:24,829 Jesus. 1299 01:06:33,078 --> 01:06:34,545 What the fuck?! 1300 01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:37,445 What the fuck is... 1301 01:06:38,517 --> 01:06:39,449 Oh! 1302 01:06:54,968 --> 01:06:57,095 Y'all need me to pick up anything else while I'm out? 1303 01:06:57,170 --> 01:06:59,104 Yeah, how about a bottle of rum 1304 01:06:59,172 --> 01:07:01,163 and some hotter guys. 1305 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,435 Better stuff that mouth before I do. 1306 01:07:03,509 --> 01:07:05,340 Fuck you... 1307 01:07:12,385 --> 01:07:13,875 # Oh beer # 1308 01:07:15,488 --> 01:07:17,149 # How I love you # 1309 01:07:18,391 --> 01:07:20,052 # Don't you ever # 1310 01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,386 # Leave me dry ## 1311 01:07:27,433 --> 01:07:29,264 What the fuck you looking at? 1312 01:07:34,741 --> 01:07:36,333 See how that works? 1313 01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:44,916 Fuck me. 1314 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,009 Shit. 1315 01:07:51,291 --> 01:07:52,849 Is that you, Greg? 1316 01:07:52,926 --> 01:07:55,121 Hey, Eric, you want to go smoke a bowl? 1317 01:07:55,195 --> 01:07:56,127 Uh, no, I'm good. 1318 01:07:56,196 --> 01:07:57,458 Maybe later. 1319 01:07:57,531 --> 01:07:59,055 Come on, let's go upstairs. 1320 01:08:02,069 --> 01:08:03,127 Fucking dick. 1321 01:08:06,006 --> 01:08:07,405 Do you guys want to smoke? 1322 01:08:07,474 --> 01:08:09,499 Yeah, maybe when we come back down. 1323 01:08:12,179 --> 01:08:13,271 You trying to scare me, 1324 01:08:13,347 --> 01:08:15,281 put me on that fucking Internet of yours? 1325 01:08:15,349 --> 01:08:16,782 Think you're big? 1326 01:08:16,850 --> 01:08:18,317 Big old pile of shit. 1327 01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:20,114 Splatter you all over the fucking-- 1328 01:08:21,955 --> 01:08:23,388 Holy fuck! 1329 01:08:23,457 --> 01:08:25,789 Goddamn it, you just cut my fucking arm off! 1330 01:08:33,768 --> 01:08:34,996 Fucking leg! 1331 01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,002 No, goddamn it! 1332 01:08:36,071 --> 01:08:37,595 Get away from me, you fucker! 1333 01:08:37,672 --> 01:08:39,299 Goddamn it, fuck! 1334 01:08:39,374 --> 01:08:40,739 I'll kill you! 1335 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:43,434 Fuck... 1336 01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:49,207 man: Are you doing everything possible as a parent, 1337 01:08:49,284 --> 01:08:51,411 to make sure that they only interact with 1338 01:08:51,486 --> 01:08:54,717 other good Christian children? 1339 01:08:54,789 --> 01:08:59,123 Or are there parents lacking in moral value? 1340 01:09:01,362 --> 01:09:03,557 What is ingrained in them when you are not around 1341 01:09:03,631 --> 01:09:07,624 to control what they see or what they hear? 1342 01:09:07,702 --> 01:09:10,762 And that is why we are having a telethon. 1343 01:09:10,839 --> 01:09:12,864 But we need your help, 1344 01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:14,272 your kindness, 1345 01:09:14,342 --> 01:09:17,334 your gifts from the heart to help us, your donations. 1346 01:09:30,793 --> 01:09:31,782 Wait a minute. 1347 01:09:31,861 --> 01:09:34,421 Can we just slow down for a sec? 1348 01:09:34,497 --> 01:09:36,795 What's the problem? 1349 01:09:39,034 --> 01:09:41,093 - I said give me a second. - What's the problem? 1350 01:09:41,170 --> 01:09:42,569 I thought you were into it. 1351 01:09:42,638 --> 01:09:44,663 I'm-- I'm... 1352 01:09:44,740 --> 01:09:47,402 I'm just nervous. 1353 01:09:47,476 --> 01:09:48,602 Oh, I understand. 1354 01:09:48,677 --> 01:09:50,702 I'm a little nervous, too. 1355 01:09:50,779 --> 01:09:51,711 You're nervous? 1356 01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:54,977 Sure, I'm just an average guy, but you... 1357 01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:57,041 you are an absolute knockout. 1358 01:09:58,554 --> 01:10:00,385 Listen, I don't want to make you do anything 1359 01:10:00,456 --> 01:10:01,718 you're not cool with. 1360 01:10:01,790 --> 01:10:03,655 - Really? - Really. 1361 01:10:10,699 --> 01:10:12,462 I just-- I can't. 1362 01:10:12,535 --> 01:10:14,264 I'm sorry. 1363 01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:16,964 I knew I was wasting my time with the wrong one. 1364 01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:18,734 - What? - Yeah, you heard me. 1365 01:10:18,807 --> 01:10:20,331 I-- I could be downstairs right now 1366 01:10:20,409 --> 01:10:21,900 fucking that slut, Missy. 1367 01:10:21,978 --> 01:10:23,468 But stupid me. 1368 01:10:23,547 --> 01:10:25,412 See, I thought it would be more fun to go for the challenge. 1369 01:10:27,150 --> 01:10:28,082 You know what? 1370 01:10:28,151 --> 01:10:29,880 You prudes are all the same. 1371 01:10:29,953 --> 01:10:31,386 Oh, you act like you're all about it, 1372 01:10:31,454 --> 01:10:34,389 but, really, you're just a scared little girl. 1373 01:10:39,095 --> 01:10:42,087 Oh, sweetie, don't cry. 1374 01:10:42,165 --> 01:10:44,690 Save the water works for someone who gives a fuck. 1375 01:10:44,768 --> 01:10:46,065 Yeah, I'm going to get the hell out of here now, 1376 01:10:46,136 --> 01:10:49,367 and go get a blow job from your friend, okay? 1377 01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:51,100 You wouldn't do that. 1378 01:10:51,174 --> 01:10:52,471 Yeah, we'll see. 1379 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:54,066 Fucking tease. 1380 01:11:06,156 --> 01:11:07,555 Come on, Zack, let's roll. 1381 01:11:07,624 --> 01:11:09,785 No, I'm cool. 1382 01:11:09,859 --> 01:11:11,190 Plus, Bo's not back yet. 1383 01:11:11,261 --> 01:11:12,853 - Why, what's up? - What's wrong? 1384 01:11:12,929 --> 01:11:15,922 Did you have a little problem upstairs? 1385 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,901 I'm not the one with the problem. 1386 01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:20,062 Don't waste your time, dude. 1387 01:11:20,137 --> 01:11:22,071 You're not going to get anything anyway. 1388 01:11:22,139 --> 01:11:24,073 This house is full of cock teases. 1389 01:11:24,141 --> 01:11:25,369 Fuck you, asshole. 1390 01:11:26,444 --> 01:11:27,672 You're not even worth teasing. 1391 01:11:27,745 --> 01:11:29,269 Fuck you, cunts. 1392 01:11:29,347 --> 01:11:31,838 Whoa, Dirk, cool it, man, go chill. 1393 01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:33,110 You know what, I'm going to get my ass a cab 1394 01:11:33,184 --> 01:11:35,345 and go to Daytona, "Crazy Girls" or not. 1395 01:11:35,419 --> 01:11:36,443 At least those bitches know how to party. 1396 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:38,249 Have fun, loser. 1397 01:11:39,590 --> 01:11:41,251 - Whoa! - I need to go check on Becky 1398 01:11:41,325 --> 01:11:43,350 and see what your asshole friend did to her. 1399 01:11:44,829 --> 01:11:46,956 No, no, no, I'll go check on her. 1400 01:11:47,031 --> 01:11:48,555 I think I know what happened up there, all right? 1401 01:11:48,633 --> 01:11:50,464 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1402 01:11:59,310 --> 01:12:00,641 Knock knock 1403 01:12:00,711 --> 01:12:02,508 Go away. 1404 01:12:04,982 --> 01:12:06,449 God, what? 1405 01:12:06,517 --> 01:12:09,487 Does "no" mean "yes" to all of you? 1406 01:12:09,554 --> 01:12:11,749 I come in peace. 1407 01:12:18,063 --> 01:12:20,861 Do you want to talk about it? 1408 01:12:20,932 --> 01:12:22,797 What's there to talk about? 1409 01:12:22,868 --> 01:12:27,328 I'm just some uptight prude who led your friend on. 1410 01:12:27,406 --> 01:12:30,170 Whoa, hey. 1411 01:12:30,242 --> 01:12:33,336 Do you really think that about yourself 1412 01:12:33,412 --> 01:12:36,210 or is that something Dirk told you? 1413 01:12:36,281 --> 01:12:37,908 Let me tell you something about Dirk. 1414 01:12:37,983 --> 01:12:39,712 He's been giving the same speech 1415 01:12:39,785 --> 01:12:42,310 three times a week since high school. 1416 01:12:42,387 --> 01:12:45,151 He calls it his "Mount Gushmore." 1417 01:12:46,858 --> 01:12:48,723 How could I be so stupid? 1418 01:12:48,794 --> 01:12:50,728 You're not stupid. 1419 01:12:50,796 --> 01:12:52,923 Everyone makes mistakes. 1420 01:12:52,998 --> 01:12:55,762 You're smart enough not to let it go too far, right? 1421 01:12:59,304 --> 01:13:01,568 Is, uh... 1422 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,903 is that your mom? 1423 01:13:02,975 --> 01:13:04,602 Yeah. 1424 01:13:04,677 --> 01:13:08,977 Uh, she gave this to me when I was, like, seven. 1425 01:13:09,048 --> 01:13:11,141 It makes me sound like such a little girl, 1426 01:13:11,217 --> 01:13:14,050 but sometimes... when I look at it, 1427 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:17,214 it just seems like everything will be okay. 1428 01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:21,021 Like she's there to lead me down the right path. 1429 01:13:21,094 --> 01:13:22,686 Sounds stupid, but-- 1430 01:13:22,762 --> 01:13:23,820 You're not stupid. 1431 01:13:23,896 --> 01:13:25,193 Stop. 1432 01:13:25,264 --> 01:13:28,700 It seems like she really cares about you and loves you. 1433 01:13:28,768 --> 01:13:30,565 Seems like you're growing into quite the young woman, 1434 01:13:30,636 --> 01:13:32,661 not a little girl. 1435 01:13:35,475 --> 01:13:37,602 That was bad. 1436 01:13:39,112 --> 01:13:40,477 No... 1437 01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:42,411 That was-- that's horrible. 1438 01:13:42,482 --> 01:13:43,744 That's so bad. 1439 01:13:43,816 --> 01:13:45,374 That's a horrible line. 1440 01:13:45,451 --> 01:13:47,646 - Thank you. - No problem. 1441 01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:54,920 What is this?! 1442 01:13:56,864 --> 01:13:59,526 Oh, I get it, you get bored with one and go for another? 1443 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,068 - Missy, you don't understand. - Sure I do. 1444 01:14:02,136 --> 01:14:04,331 Your drama is ruining this whole fucking weekend. 1445 01:14:04,405 --> 01:14:05,770 First, we have to leave the bar early 1446 01:14:05,839 --> 01:14:07,704 'cause you puke on yourself. 1447 01:14:07,775 --> 01:14:09,868 Now, you run off the best-looking guy in town 1448 01:14:09,943 --> 01:14:12,605 because you're scared to put out? 1449 01:14:12,679 --> 01:14:15,307 Oh... what is this? 1450 01:14:15,382 --> 01:14:17,816 Who are you kidding with this shit, Becca? 1451 01:14:17,885 --> 01:14:19,682 You pretend to be holier than thou, 1452 01:14:19,753 --> 01:14:23,621 but actually, you're just a selfish bitch! 1453 01:14:27,961 --> 01:14:29,292 Really? 1454 01:14:29,363 --> 01:14:30,625 I'm going to get out of the pool, 1455 01:14:30,697 --> 01:14:32,858 I'm going to flatiron my hair 1456 01:14:32,933 --> 01:14:34,161 and I'm going put on makeup 1457 01:14:34,234 --> 01:14:36,794 and I'm going to come up here and yell at you. 1458 01:14:47,481 --> 01:14:50,747 Fucking prude-ass bitch. 1459 01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:02,092 Beer wagon's back, bitches! 1460 01:15:02,163 --> 01:15:03,824 All right, I'm going to go help him. 1461 01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:07,294 Whoo! 1462 01:15:20,882 --> 01:15:22,247 Hey, who ordered the monk? 1463 01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:34,256 - What was that? - I don't know. 1464 01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:40,824 Zack probably pulled down his pants. 1465 01:15:40,902 --> 01:15:42,836 He's Edan. 1466 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,217 Okay. 1467 01:15:55,284 --> 01:15:56,751 I'll get Becky and Eric! 1468 01:15:56,819 --> 01:15:58,810 You get your phone and call 9-1-1! 1469 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,048 And get Kelly! 1470 01:16:00,122 --> 01:16:01,248 Wait in her room! 1471 01:16:07,162 --> 01:16:09,858 Missy, are you listening? 1472 01:16:09,932 --> 01:16:11,160 Missy? 1473 01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:16,504 Where is the keys and phone? 1474 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:19,336 In-- in my purse. 1475 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,672 On-- on the bed! 1476 01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:26,777 Fore, motherfucker! 1477 01:16:26,849 --> 01:16:28,476 I'll get my phone. 1478 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,246 Wait in my room, okay? 1479 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:34,755 Go! 1480 01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:43,623 Get the phone and go! 1481 01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:50,001 Did you come for the radio this time? 1482 01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:51,404 What is it? 1483 01:17:45,796 --> 01:17:47,161 Okay... 1484 01:17:55,239 --> 01:17:56,570 Okay, okay... 1485 01:18:04,482 --> 01:18:06,074 What do we do now? 1486 01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:07,617 I say we make a break for it. 1487 01:18:07,685 --> 01:18:09,152 What? Are you crazy? 1488 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:11,586 No, I say we wait for the police to come. 1489 01:18:11,656 --> 01:18:13,783 If Mandy called them, who knows what happened to her? 1490 01:18:13,858 --> 01:18:15,223 I'm with Eric. 1491 01:18:21,832 --> 01:18:22,924 Okay. 1492 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,526 All right, look, you two stay here 1493 01:18:25,604 --> 01:18:27,572 and lock the door behind me. 1494 01:18:30,475 --> 01:18:32,966 What... fuck! 1495 01:18:37,382 --> 01:18:38,747 Fuck! 1496 01:18:52,731 --> 01:18:53,925 Shh... 1497 01:18:55,834 --> 01:18:57,199 Lock the door, lock the door. 1498 01:18:57,269 --> 01:18:58,201 It's okay. 1499 01:19:07,012 --> 01:19:08,445 Oh, my God, what's going on out there? 1500 01:19:08,513 --> 01:19:10,811 What the fuck is going on? 1501 01:19:10,882 --> 01:19:13,316 I don't know.? 1502 01:19:52,959 --> 01:19:53,948 Fuck. 1503 01:19:57,864 --> 01:20:00,298 Mandy? 1504 01:20:00,366 --> 01:20:02,766 And Kelly? 1505 01:20:02,835 --> 01:20:05,770 Look, we've only got one shot 1506 01:20:05,838 --> 01:20:07,999 and it's down that hall. 1507 01:20:08,074 --> 01:20:09,837 We can do this. 1508 01:20:09,909 --> 01:20:12,070 We have to go... 1509 01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,579 Let's do it. 1510 01:20:13,647 --> 01:20:14,614 Shh... 1511 01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:28,424 Go, go, go! 1512 01:20:32,299 --> 01:20:33,561 Come on, come on, come on! 1513 01:20:33,634 --> 01:20:34,566 Let's go! 1514 01:20:38,505 --> 01:20:40,097 Oh, my God! 1515 01:20:40,174 --> 01:20:41,573 This way, come on! 1516 01:20:48,448 --> 01:20:49,540 Fuck this! 1517 01:20:49,616 --> 01:20:50,947 Get the fuck out of my way! 1518 01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:53,880 No, no, it's going to be all right! 1519 01:20:53,954 --> 01:20:55,353 Look at me, look at me! 1520 01:20:55,422 --> 01:20:56,719 No, it's going to be all right! 1521 01:20:56,790 --> 01:20:58,451 It'll be okay, it'll be okay! 1522 01:20:58,525 --> 01:20:59,890 Look, she's going to go down fine! 1523 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:02,292 Missy's fine, look, she's making it down just fine. 1524 01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:04,660 Look, she's going to be all right! 1525 01:21:08,069 --> 01:21:09,001 You have to go now! 1526 01:21:09,070 --> 01:21:10,332 Rebecca, fucking jump! 1527 01:21:10,405 --> 01:21:13,033 - You have to go now! - I can't, I'm afraid! 1528 01:21:13,107 --> 01:21:14,802 You gotta go! 1529 01:21:14,876 --> 01:21:17,344 - I'll be right behind you. - Go, jump! 1530 01:21:19,747 --> 01:21:21,146 Becca, fucking jump! 1531 01:21:21,216 --> 01:21:22,513 He's going to fucking kill you! 1532 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:23,812 Jump! 1533 01:21:28,523 --> 01:21:30,150 - Holy shit! - Ow! 1534 01:21:30,225 --> 01:21:32,853 Oh, my-- Becca! 1535 01:21:32,927 --> 01:21:36,260 Get the fuck up, get the fuck up! 1536 01:21:36,331 --> 01:21:38,993 Run, Becca, run, run! 1537 01:21:50,845 --> 01:21:51,834 Go, go, go, go! 1538 01:21:52,914 --> 01:21:53,938 Run! 1539 01:21:58,186 --> 01:21:59,312 Oh, Darren! 1540 01:21:59,387 --> 01:22:00,878 There's somebody in the house! 1541 01:22:00,956 --> 01:22:01,888 What? 1542 01:22:01,957 --> 01:22:03,982 Slow down. 1543 01:22:04,059 --> 01:22:05,390 Who's in the house? 1544 01:22:05,461 --> 01:22:06,393 What are you doing here? 1545 01:22:06,462 --> 01:22:08,123 Why are you holding that? 1546 01:22:08,197 --> 01:22:10,893 Come on, I got to get you out of here. 1547 01:22:10,966 --> 01:22:11,898 Where's the backup? 1548 01:22:11,967 --> 01:22:13,400 All our friends are dead inside. 1549 01:22:13,469 --> 01:22:15,403 Shouldn't you be doing something? 1550 01:22:15,471 --> 01:22:17,871 What, what... wait, all dead? 1551 01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:19,407 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm fucking sure, Darren! 1552 01:22:19,475 --> 01:22:21,170 Do your fucking job! 1553 01:22:21,243 --> 01:22:23,268 Well, I just-- I just got to get you out of here. 1554 01:22:23,345 --> 01:22:24,835 - Come on! - Wait! 1555 01:22:24,914 --> 01:22:26,279 What's going on here? 1556 01:22:26,348 --> 01:22:27,906 And why haven't you calling anybody? 1557 01:22:27,983 --> 01:22:30,042 I'll tell you why he hasn't called anyone. 1558 01:22:30,119 --> 01:22:31,746 He's not even supposed to be here. 1559 01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:34,254 I have a restraining order on this fucking pedophile! 1560 01:22:36,558 --> 01:22:40,654 Melissa, you know damn well I never laid a finger on you! 1561 01:22:40,729 --> 01:22:42,219 Your friend here is a fucking liar! 1562 01:22:42,298 --> 01:22:43,560 What? 1563 01:22:43,632 --> 01:22:45,759 I loved her and I was waiting 'til she turned 18. 1564 01:22:45,834 --> 01:22:49,429 Yeah, well, that was the problem. 1565 01:22:49,505 --> 01:22:51,439 You know, you brought this on yourself. 1566 01:22:51,507 --> 01:22:52,439 I didn't. 1567 01:22:52,508 --> 01:22:54,067 Whatever's actually going on here tonight, 1568 01:22:54,144 --> 01:22:56,078 I know damn well it's your fault. 1569 01:22:56,146 --> 01:22:58,011 Your slutty ways have clouded your judgment. 1570 01:22:58,081 --> 01:22:59,605 Fucking don't... 1571 01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:02,811 Now, I need to get you someplace safe! 1572 01:23:05,488 --> 01:23:07,513 Are you okay? Did he hurt you? 1573 01:23:07,590 --> 01:23:08,921 Who the fuck is this guy?! 1574 01:23:08,992 --> 01:23:11,893 What the fuck is going on around here?! 1575 01:23:11,962 --> 01:23:13,657 Whoa! 1576 01:23:13,730 --> 01:23:16,255 Golly gee, somebody's got a potty mouth. 1577 01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:17,527 What the fuck? 1578 01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,967 And to answer your question, I'm Becky's boyfriend. 1579 01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:23,369 Ex-boyfriend! 1580 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:25,533 And how did you know where I was staying? 1581 01:23:27,744 --> 01:23:30,736 Well, when you didn't answer your phone, 1582 01:23:30,814 --> 01:23:34,750 Rosemarie asked if I would come and check up on you. 1583 01:23:34,818 --> 01:23:37,082 She's very worried. 1584 01:23:37,153 --> 01:23:38,279 Do you-- do you have a phone on you? 1585 01:23:38,355 --> 01:23:39,879 We have to call the police. 1586 01:23:41,257 --> 01:23:42,986 Yes. 1587 01:23:43,059 --> 01:23:45,084 Looks like someone already did. 1588 01:23:46,162 --> 01:23:48,597 Fucking yes or no, douche canoe? 1589 01:23:48,666 --> 01:23:51,066 Well, duh. 1590 01:23:51,135 --> 01:23:53,103 Miss Manners. 1591 01:23:53,170 --> 01:23:54,569 It's-- it's in my car 1592 01:23:54,638 --> 01:23:56,697 and it's just around-- around the corner. 1593 01:23:56,774 --> 01:23:58,935 You tw Yes, thank you. ith me. 1594 01:24:03,981 --> 01:24:05,642 - No, he's not! - I promise, it's gonna be okay! 1595 01:24:05,716 --> 01:24:07,081 Stop, he's gonna fucking help us! 1596 01:24:09,387 --> 01:24:10,615 Is there a problem? 1597 01:24:10,688 --> 01:24:12,087 Todd? 1598 01:24:12,156 --> 01:24:14,124 Did you follow me here? 1599 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:22,357 Sorry to say that I did. 1600 01:24:24,001 --> 01:24:26,629 And what I've observed has been very disappointing. 1601 01:24:30,374 --> 01:24:31,898 Oh, what's this? 1602 01:24:39,617 --> 01:24:42,314 What the fuck is that, what is that? 1603 01:24:42,387 --> 01:24:43,945 Becky! 1604 01:24:44,022 --> 01:24:45,683 Hmm... 1605 01:24:45,757 --> 01:24:47,190 It's probably one of the weapons 1606 01:24:47,259 --> 01:24:48,726 that God bestowed upon me 1607 01:24:48,794 --> 01:24:50,159 to kill all your slutty-ass friends 1608 01:24:50,228 --> 01:24:52,662 who were trying to turn you into a whore! 1609 01:24:52,731 --> 01:24:53,823 We have to get the fuck out of here. 1610 01:24:53,899 --> 01:24:55,992 You know, for such a sweet girl, Rebecca, 1611 01:24:56,068 --> 01:24:58,468 you hang out with some people with very questionable 1612 01:24:58,537 --> 01:24:59,595 morals and values. 1613 01:25:02,707 --> 01:25:03,639 Like you. 1614 01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:13,211 Come on, Eric! 1615 01:25:21,193 --> 01:25:23,218 Gosh... darn... 1616 01:25:23,295 --> 01:25:24,489 sinner! 1617 01:25:27,966 --> 01:25:29,092 Oh! 1618 01:25:30,969 --> 01:25:32,368 Oh! 1619 01:25:34,773 --> 01:25:36,708 Oh, my God, get up, come on, get up! 1620 01:25:36,776 --> 01:25:38,403 Jezebel! 1621 01:25:58,898 --> 01:26:00,490 Oh, God... 1622 01:26:04,003 --> 01:26:06,938 I knew I should have went to see Willie Aames. 1623 01:26:07,006 --> 01:26:10,066 What... what the fuck is he talking about? 1624 01:26:10,143 --> 01:26:13,169 She's going to be so disappointed in me... 1625 01:26:28,728 --> 01:26:30,458 It's all right. 1626 01:26:30,531 --> 01:26:32,931 It's over now. 1627 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,592 It's not quite over... 1628 01:26:36,103 --> 01:26:37,730 ... yet. 1629 01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:01,890 I've been wanting to do that for so long. 1630 01:27:03,363 --> 01:27:04,591 Mother! 1631 01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:07,962 Dear... 1632 01:27:08,035 --> 01:27:11,869 can you get away from the pervert so I can finish? 1633 01:27:11,939 --> 01:27:13,839 Finish what? 1634 01:27:13,907 --> 01:27:16,432 Clearing your path. 1635 01:27:16,510 --> 01:27:18,375 Oh, come now, dear. 1636 01:27:18,445 --> 01:27:20,811 Did you really think that I wouldn't notice? 1637 01:27:20,881 --> 01:27:22,109 I know. 1638 01:27:22,182 --> 01:27:24,242 Mothers always know. 1639 01:27:24,319 --> 01:27:25,343 No... 1640 01:27:25,420 --> 01:27:28,753 Oh, my poor sweet Rebecca. 1641 01:27:28,823 --> 01:27:30,381 The way your face lit up when they announced 1642 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:33,791 that flesh-fest was being filmed not far from here. 1643 01:27:33,861 --> 01:27:35,419 These girls holes. 1644 01:27:35,496 --> 01:27:37,054 Now that's what's in danger. 1645 01:27:39,601 --> 01:27:43,367 Luke chapter 13, verse three. 1646 01:27:43,438 --> 01:27:46,566 "I tell you no, but unless you repent, 1647 01:27:46,641 --> 01:27:50,270 you will all perish in the same way." 1648 01:27:50,345 --> 01:27:52,176 Don't you see now? 1649 01:27:52,247 --> 01:27:54,374 Todd and I knew you that you were being influenced 1650 01:27:54,449 --> 01:27:56,440 by your friends and the media. 1651 01:27:56,517 --> 01:27:58,781 It was the devil's work. 1652 01:27:58,853 --> 01:28:00,411 We had to make you see the light 1653 01:28:00,488 --> 01:28:03,116 while your soul was still pure. 1654 01:28:03,191 --> 01:28:05,955 That's when I asked God what my next step had to be. 1655 01:28:06,027 --> 01:28:08,393 Remove the temptation. 1656 01:28:08,463 --> 01:28:12,229 Eliminate any possibility of your being forced 1657 01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:13,494 to commit unspeakable acts. 1658 01:28:16,905 --> 01:28:18,873 Oh, my God! 1659 01:28:18,941 --> 01:28:20,169 First, the bodyguard. 1660 01:28:29,218 --> 01:28:31,778 He was easily swayed by the promise of sin. 1661 01:28:33,322 --> 01:28:35,187 Next was a girl who had already given in 1662 01:28:35,257 --> 01:28:36,622 to otherworldly pleasures. 1663 01:28:38,427 --> 01:28:41,089 Followed by that pint-sized minion of Satan. 1664 01:28:41,163 --> 01:28:43,256 - Wong gendeng! - Whoo! 1665 01:28:43,332 --> 01:28:45,129 Oh! 1666 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,690 Who was given to me as a sacrifice 1667 01:28:46,769 --> 01:28:48,430 by that despicable man... 1668 01:28:48,504 --> 01:28:50,529 Fuck this! 1669 01:28:50,606 --> 01:28:52,665 ... who then took his own life! 1670 01:28:52,741 --> 01:28:53,765 See you later... 1671 01:28:53,842 --> 01:28:56,072 shithead! 1672 01:28:57,146 --> 01:28:59,114 That was you? 1673 01:29:02,551 --> 01:29:04,451 Oh, my God! 1674 01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:06,351 Beet and Sal are dead... 1675 01:29:13,229 --> 01:29:14,457 Great. 1676 01:29:14,531 --> 01:29:16,396 There goes my fucking check. 1677 01:29:20,570 --> 01:29:24,836 "Then the lust, when it conceives, bears sin 1678 01:29:24,908 --> 01:29:27,934 "and the sin when it is full grown 1679 01:29:28,011 --> 01:29:30,980 brings forth death." 1680 01:29:31,047 --> 01:29:34,414 James chapter one, verse 1 5. 1681 01:29:36,353 --> 01:29:37,786 So you see. 1682 01:29:41,491 --> 01:29:43,083 He simply must die. 1683 01:29:57,507 --> 01:29:59,065 Oh, God... 1684 01:30:02,345 --> 01:30:03,972 Die, you psycho bitch! 1685 01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:27,066 God, why hast thou forsaken me?! 1686 01:30:27,138 --> 01:30:29,106 Why don't you ask him yourself?! 1687 01:30:42,153 --> 01:30:44,018 Hey, come on, come on, we need to go get help, okay? 1688 01:30:53,230 --> 01:30:54,993 Eat dirt, bitch! 1689 01:30:57,601 --> 01:30:58,796 Holy shit. 1690 01:31:05,944 --> 01:31:08,936 Darren, what the hell has happened here? 1691 01:31:09,014 --> 01:31:11,244 I'll put it in my report. 1692 01:31:16,421 --> 01:31:19,515 About that move. 1693 01:31:19,591 --> 01:31:21,149 You've been holding out on me. 1694 01:31:21,226 --> 01:31:23,421 I wrestled a little bit in college. 1695 01:31:23,495 --> 01:31:24,553 Yeah. 1696 01:31:24,629 --> 01:31:27,063 I guess I never seen it done on a woman before. 1697 01:31:27,132 --> 01:31:29,259 You can ask my ex-wife about that sometime. 1698 01:31:30,602 --> 01:31:32,797 We got a multiple homicide at... 1699 01:31:32,871 --> 01:31:36,671 Manatee Creek, 16301 Johnston. 1700 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:39,209 We're going to need EVAC. 1701 01:31:39,277 --> 01:31:40,904 Four ambulances. 1702 01:31:43,548 --> 01:31:44,810 A couple of body bags. 1703 01:31:59,465 --> 01:32:01,092 Look at this thing, Darren. 1704 01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:02,828 It's been modified. 1705 01:32:02,902 --> 01:32:03,994 Modified? 1706 01:32:04,070 --> 01:32:05,196 Yeah, modified for a woman. 1707 01:32:05,271 --> 01:32:06,898 This is hollowed-out aluminum, 1708 01:32:06,973 --> 01:32:08,565 Iike a baseball bat with a sharp edge. 1709 01:32:08,641 --> 01:32:09,767 Look at this. 1710 01:32:17,149 --> 01:32:18,377 Please help... 1711 01:32:18,451 --> 01:32:19,645 my mother. 1712 01:32:19,719 --> 01:32:21,744 I know what what she did was wrong... 1713 01:32:23,155 --> 01:32:24,816 Damn you, harlot! 1714 01:32:26,993 --> 01:32:28,790 Ashes to ashes, bitch! 1715 01:32:32,131 --> 01:32:33,496 Whoa! 1716 01:32:36,969 --> 01:32:39,062 Whoa, forget the ambulances, we need a fire truck. 1717 01:34:19,474 --> 01:34:22,602 I'm so happy to be in Crazy Girls Unlimited. 1718 01:34:25,013 --> 01:34:26,537 I'm a crazy girl. 1719 01:34:30,051 --> 01:34:31,848 Crazy girls! 1720 01:34:33,422 --> 01:34:37,222 I love Crazy Girls Unlimited. 1721 01:34:37,292 --> 01:34:39,157 Ladies, step in and give him a belly rub. 1722 01:34:41,630 --> 01:34:43,928 Hey! 1723 01:34:43,999 --> 01:34:45,125 I can rub some. 1724 01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:47,498 man: We don't need you to talk. 1725 01:34:47,569 --> 01:34:49,264 Crazy Girls! 1726 01:34:49,338 --> 01:34:51,272 Unlimited. 1727 01:34:53,142 --> 01:34:55,076 Whoo! 1728 01:34:56,145 --> 01:34:59,603 Tell me Sheriff, do you watch Crazy Girls videos? 1729 01:34:59,682 --> 01:35:02,082 Well, you know what they say, Holly. 1730 01:35:02,151 --> 01:35:04,949 One man's trash is another man's treasure. 1731 01:35:05,020 --> 01:35:08,547 ## 1732 01:35:08,624 --> 01:35:10,615 As you can plainly see, 1733 01:35:10,693 --> 01:35:14,060 these three gorgeous girls are throwing down on me. 1734 01:35:14,129 --> 01:35:17,098 I'd rather them going down on me. 1735 01:35:17,166 --> 01:35:20,602 Our savior rose from the dead... 1736 01:35:20,669 --> 01:35:23,797 And these girls could raise anything, 1737 01:35:23,872 --> 01:35:26,067 including the dead. 1738 01:35:26,141 --> 01:35:31,876 I am praying for a $1,000 angel. 1739 01:35:33,450 --> 01:35:35,350 What kind of angel are you? 1740 01:35:35,418 --> 01:35:37,318 I'm the angel of the tits. 1741 01:35:37,387 --> 01:35:40,584 And then in the Garden of Eden, 1742 01:35:40,657 --> 01:35:42,056 the snake said... 1743 01:35:42,125 --> 01:35:45,720 Put your ass in the air and touch your toes. 1744 01:35:45,795 --> 01:35:47,763 Hallelujah! 1745 01:35:47,831 --> 01:35:49,458 Open your wallet. 1746 01:35:49,532 --> 01:35:51,022 Pick up the phone 1747 01:35:51,101 --> 01:35:53,899 and call the number below and say... 1748 01:35:53,970 --> 01:35:55,437 Fuck you, Dominic! 1749 01:35:55,505 --> 01:35:57,439 Jesus saves and-- 1750 01:35:57,507 --> 01:35:59,475 Jesus does save. 1751 01:35:59,542 --> 01:36:02,272 He's saving all that money you're sending to me 1752 01:36:02,345 --> 01:36:04,472 and I'm spending it probably on little boys, 1753 01:36:04,547 --> 01:36:05,946 if you know what I'm saying. 1754 01:36:06,015 --> 01:36:08,381 ## 1755 01:36:19,362 --> 01:36:20,556 I've got a boner. 1756 01:36:20,631 --> 01:36:22,030 Sound rolling. 1757 01:36:22,099 --> 01:36:24,090 man: 107D, take one, soft sticks. 1758 01:36:24,168 --> 01:36:25,760 Action. 1759 01:36:25,836 --> 01:36:28,805 Action... happy leprechaun. 1760 01:36:28,873 --> 01:36:29,999 man: Now look at their tits. 1761 01:36:30,074 --> 01:36:31,098 Look at your tits. 1762 01:36:31,175 --> 01:36:32,767 man: No, look at them, really look at their tits. 1763 01:36:32,843 --> 01:36:34,003 Oh, look at those. 1764 01:36:34,078 --> 01:36:35,739 Whoo, whoa! 1765 01:36:35,813 --> 01:36:37,974 - man: I got a lot of hos. - Oh, I got a lot of hos. 1766 01:36:38,048 --> 01:36:40,608 - man: Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 1767 01:36:40,684 --> 01:36:43,346 - man: We're Crazy Girls! - We're the Crazy Girls! 1768 01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:44,887 man: Girls say that. 1769 01:36:44,955 --> 01:36:47,685 - Trick or treat. - Trick or treat. 1770 01:36:47,758 --> 01:36:50,056 Oh, tits. 1771 01:36:51,529 --> 01:36:52,860 Bless the America. 1772 01:36:52,930 --> 01:36:54,295 man: All right, Beetlejuice, now be nasty. 1773 01:36:54,365 --> 01:36:56,128 Ooh, nasty! 1774 01:38:10,476 --> 01:38:12,000 Excuse me, I need a piss. 1775 01:38:17,283 --> 01:38:18,750 Can we get those body bags over here? 1776 01:38:20,686 --> 01:38:22,916 I think I love you. 1777 01:38:22,989 --> 01:38:24,183 Oh... 1778 01:38:31,230 --> 01:38:32,697 It's good to be the King. 1779 01:38:32,765 --> 01:38:35,199 Is this serious? 1780 01:38:35,268 --> 01:38:38,431 You pile-drive people and you take my girl? 1781 01:38:38,504 --> 01:38:40,096 What is this? 1782 01:38:40,172 --> 01:38:41,332 Shut up. 1783 01:43:11,482 --> 01:43:12,915 Show me your tits! 112091

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