All language subtitles for A Pistol for Ringo Italo Western Movie.mp4

Merry Christmas Chuck Amy you hack came

on the last train care to read it the

sheriff in Crystal City angel face was

acquitted self-defense the verdict was

ed with Ringo it's always self-defense

that news isn't gonna please the Bensons

after all he killed the youngest of the

Benson boys that kid was looking for

trouble now they're sure to start gunnin

for Ringo so that's it that's where they

all went

I thought they'd left town to spend

Christmas with our kinfolk who left town

all the Bensons every turn one of them

you know got the smaller at sunrise hey

where you off to Tim you're a clever

fella

where do you think angel face is now by

in San Jose everyone knows well and the

Bensons must know it too what's the

hurry

sheriff you've never laid eyes on Ringo

you'll get to him long before they do

yes but if I get to the laughter Ringo

does one of them may have a bullet in

his head

hey you there

wake up you jealous fool is irani farts

I know a lot of people who live around

here we're looking for somebody they

call angel face everyone around here is

looking for ringo and if you're lucky

when you see him you walk the other way

you live longer

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you must try again me girls like try

again are you sure on the strictest

players I ever seen alright kids step

aside and keep your eyes open new game

more fun in hopscotch

burst of these gentlemen steps forward

gets a new lead bullet between his eyes

a joke no I ain't no joke at all it's a

new game I invented I figured it might

amuse the kids you looking for angel

face that right well you found him I

reckon cause armed angel face I sure

they were looking for me worse luck they

found me I guess you mean they found

your bullets all was in self-defense

sheriff honest I believe you and I'm

sure the judge will believe you too

hey that's yours I'm just open at this

time they send you to prison keep you

there about a year now then seeing us on

your guest you might offer me something

to drink

wow I got some old whiskey I've been

saving for special occasion all thanks

no liquor till it deadens the eye makes

your hand shake much rather have a glass

I know I thought I heard some cows

mooing around here you want to keep in

shape

Ringo so you can go on with your killing

Oh go on living sheriff that's a lot

harder

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Oh

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when you know

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where are you going upwards mm your

honor there you must have taken a wrong

turn amigo this is the territory of the

United States Christ the quarter-mile

across the Rio Grande is that the troll

I made a mistake I thought I wasn't my

equal I was running for my wife I got

lost

that's shaming me go you get problems

with your wife you should settle them in

your own country what's my shouldn't

deserted during Christmas

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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas as if

there was just one day for kindness

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these here firecrackers are the best in

Texas and that means they're the best

firecrackers in the u.s. you always say

that to me I hope they work this year I

miss Lou here's the gif he asked me to

order it's the best boil over

oh no babe why didn't you let me know

that you were coming in fine you give

two didn't watch it no bad the best gift

was when you fell in love with me what

are you not after all Christmas gift has

to be the surprise Oh a present is still

a present even though it's no longer a

big surprise and I believe the most

beautiful presents are the ones that you

selfishly buy for yourself first and

foremost the useless ones champagne

don't get in yo 1864 it came all the way

from Paris with all that Jack Hagen we

brought after Christmas we'll have

enough left over for wedding unless you

can't get your mind by bed even if I

didn't love you I'd marry you anyway

just so I could have your father as a

partner hey Sheriff someone's looking

for you I don't know what they want but

everything major it is 10:30 isn't that

a little late for dinner

in Boston we always a thing you have to

get used to it they're getting awfully

impatient sure when you're married

you'll have to get used to many things I

never get used to living in

like you should never use the word never

see you tomorrow night

that's why see you tomorrow

still awake

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female didn't want to say anything in

front of Ruby know what women are like

oh sure I'm so glad about you please

help I don't know what to do they're

terrible

come into my office you can tell me

about it in there excuse me Sheriff can

I come with you this time I can write

you know take down the lady's statement

come on oh it's not that I'm curious

understand

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anything I can do sir I want to speak to

the be like sorry but I'm afraid he's

busy now you'll have to wait you see

this letter $50,000 in there and that

doesn't wait for anybody step aside I'm

sorry mr. Jacobson you need me for

anything of course he's a real tornado

today mmm he always gets nasty like that

around Christmastime can I do something

for you gentlemen nothing I can think of

no you need anything no not a thing just

thought we'd stop being say all oh Henry

there you are

I'd like to apologize for losing my

temper would you do something for me

would you give me the other key to the

safe I left my home that you all behave

yourself no one will be hurt

and now there I'll take the key to the

side Henry's the one who have it I don't

know where it is odds all right don't

worry about it we'll get along without

the key give me life of course right

away right away

well what's the matter you've never seen

dynamite

I wouldn't allow you to send that he'll

be a lot safer onto the desk next time

you lose your geol know how to get your

a moment we lost a lock at a house is

burned to the ground in my husband is

badly hurt

and meanwhile dependents have

disappeared into the hills you've got to

do something chef you've got to help us

I'm afraid we'll need more facts if you

want us to help you we can't find

bandits with no description to go on you

have no idea who they are and what's

more you waited to let it go see where

you are that goes for you too Sheriff

and drop your guns what's right well

this time we'll have one less sheriff

wait a second sit down if it won't

interfere with your plans we'll just go

on playing never quit while you're ahead

obviously it's a matter of chance

I'm sorry to draw it on your on your

bank is insane from a holdup

my friend and I will find a better place

for day come on let's get our stay where

you are ladies and gentlemen again you

give us up use they got like you see

everyone happy

all right now stay right where you are

no one moves till we're gone is that

clear

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you take half the men up to the plains

we've got to head them off before they

reach the border

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it was the idea we can't stop now

he's right Sancho they're not far behind

us we've got to go faster than this how

we won't make it to the river

give me the satchel we can make it all

right you always said when a man's

wounded leave him behind and save your

own skin

you learn too much from me compadre the

canyon there could be shelter there

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wonderful you'll have somebody to spend

Christmas with us

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we can't give up without fighting I

won't do you any good you'll just get

yourself killed

come on you out sorry the rest when

you're giving the orders now if you're

smart you'll do what we say

why didn't he fall go outside right down

into town bring back every man who knows

how to shoot right sure so up this place

tighter than a drum they won't dare to

come out yeah they'll be more care to go

in either way to the fortress we need

the army and then with a closing on them

in two sections a pair of tongs I know

this ranch colonel the walls are high

and thick you need a company of cavalry

to attack it and half the soldiers would

be killed in the charge losses don't

count what counts as results the troops

are paid to defend their country call

them in and they'll be here in a day or

two I've got another idea everyone in

there listen to me this is the sheriff

give yourselves up and I'll guarantee

you your lives there's no way you can

escape

get those up and save your life no I

have a proposition Sharon promise which

will give us safe passage to the real

brandy and knowing that the rattle

guitar meanwhile in case you take too

long to make up your mind we'll send out

two dead men a day one at dawn and one

at sunset first the ranch and last of

all the girl and her father do dead men

every day

you can't talk to that kind well-spoken

I'm all spirit the woman has the better

I like especially what she's you you

disagree with me grandpa no I never

disagree with anyone with a knife in his

hand

ma zombie afraid not only what happened

to you you're under my protection

Paco take him inside I didn't realize

you weren't well let me offer the

hospitality of my house I have some

excellent whiskey it won't cure him but

it ought to help make the pain more

bearable

now what are we gonna do we send for the

cavalry and do nothing until I get it

you saw how they shot up the town

the only sure method of handling them is

to slaughter them like cattle yes

colonel think of the hostages made your

climb

Ruby you think of them Sheriff that's

why you're here

we're not attacking until the cavalry

moves in somehow we've got to save them

we have to get them out of there

we can get a man inside the ranch we can

help them to escape

yes but who why I do need to protect

them is that so yourself I'm the logical

person to go in the second they see you

why Oh God his girlfriend she spent over

an hour in your offices what do a second

someone they won't recognize and I think

I know just the fella no no absolutely

not that's a matter of principle don't

look for trouble let it come by itself

but their lives are in danger

yeah what about wildlife is sanctuary

just mean as they come well that's all

the more reason to leave him alone his

favorite sport is shooting on our men

preferably in the back yeah well he's no

fool you ought to kill somebody it's

stupid to take unnecessary chances

alright let's drop it I knew it wouldn't

be any use words like honor and justice

don't have any meaning for men like him

I like the way you said that Sheriff Wow

the telegram to the Ford at Crystal City

it promised to send that answer but

tomorrow that's fine thank you

as soon as the cavalry gets a hands on

animal be anything left of those tough

throats it won't be anything left of

their prisoners either that's a chance

we'll just have to take do bad thing go

away a good chance to make yourself a

lot of honey you don't say now those

words I do understand tell me some more

that gang got away with every cent in

the Savings Bank if you can get it back

and save the hostages

you'll get 10% mmm that's a very

interesting offer but I don't like the

percentage it's a matter of principle

never enter into a deal a less than 30

percent but we can't give them 30

percent remember we'll get back the

other 70% otherwise we get nothing we

have to do it it calls Ruby and major

Clyde in normal direction what I really

don't have the authority you're the

judge that's the most important person

in Kamado you have the authority of

anyone has that amount just a minute I

think that you're forgetting you

arrested me on a charge of murder it's

my right to have a trial you'll have it

when this business is finished with

either the trial or on Stan Angie it's

all a matter of principle then I reckon

we better get on with it

twenty thirty for the people of Gomorrah

versus we go angelface will you please

fix the charges the charges no right on

the murder of the for Benson brothers Oh

does he wish to plead self-defense

self-defense desist no thanks no guns

they see I'm on they'll shoot first and

ask questions later

if anybody does any Schumann's gotta be

you only shoot at me naturally

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howdy-ho way you're good oh my god but

but I don't even online what is this

anyway

first those men shoot at me and you

greet me with your guns drugs how do you

do what are you what are you doing here

I had a little run-in with law but was

it my fault they thought I stole a horse

oh sorry it was a little

misunderstanding I hope you aren't gonna

turn me in if you ask me this characters

Locker hey haven't I seen you someplace

before

that's right ma'am I was in a Sheriff's

Office only I was on the other side of

the bar you mean you wouldn't yeah and

make sure a little mothership bar they

go how do you manage this game I'm all

one very hard yeah I didn't much like

the food but wait a minute yeah the

owners of this here ranch are legally

but a little running the pledges are

clear you know something face like he's

belong in a cemetery gringo be careful

oh you might get there sooner than you

expected

oh you're hurt oh yeah yeah that's a

mean-looking wound we don't get that

bullet out immediately he's gonna get

gangrene and if you get gangrene you

most likely gonna have this arm taken

off should get him to a doctor we can

find one around here are you lucky I

come along I'm gonna fix it up for him

the old San Antonio used to work for

barber who was a surgeon on the stand

I helped him operate on 12 or 13 horses

I'm a loser I'm a loser Stan I'm not a

doctor

so that makes us even anyway I'm a cop

you have to trust me cuz you ain't got

any other

Alberto the vessel finito barista Sara

Paco it should be starting to rise in a

minute we've got a houseful manager but

you taught me that is the play has to be

done just right all right all right I

know that's what I taught you

I knew any fixes on this would be our

operating table take all this stuff off

is there anything I can get you yeah as

a matter of fact there is a bottle of

whiskey ah how about a kilo we usually

mix it in this clock for the pigs okay

hey I don't like the way you are talking

you don't you I'm so sorry

look it I'll get the whiskey for you

Kentucky Bourbon

it's nearly 20 years old Oh fine

here drink this it'll help anybody got a

knife

she got a sharper one here using my

razor it's the best one on the market I

bought it in England oh yeah I had one

like this insanity

you know something you're much too nice

I don't like that but why not you can't

be too nice to a tool loaded man or to a

beautiful woman and it's just like being

back to barber shop I feel more over

here covered with leather why do they

matter now it's you bet you got to take

it off none of your gold even when I'm

asleep I wear my god in that case the

operation better be operation and right

this minute mouse it's a matter of

principle I don't know if radon Randell

where's the gun

that's it shoot me but if you do you

lose your arm and more than likely your

life

all right you a son of the deal win but

I warn you if you kill me while I'm

lying here I'll sleep your fault you

hear I promise

oh I see I was right if you'd have kept

a gun you two shut make sure

I think we should leave better slope

site for your lady oh come on it ain't

that bad even horses have more courage

in you dude I already told you I am NOT

a loss and I told you I'm not a doctor

oh I used to be a major in the cavalry

division when my wife died ruby was

still a very young girl to spend more

time with her I resigned my commission I

took a trip to Europe one Paris Ruby was

very attached to her mother and then we

went to live in Boston you know Boston

by any chance no that's too bad I'm sure

you'd like it

I hope when all this is over you'll come

and pay us a visit I'd feel honored to

have you as a guest in my home in Boston

major what would I do in Boston Wyatt

there are wonderful shops in Boston

almost as good as those in Paris a woman

can find anything our heart desires

Center I'd be delighted to help you shop

and show you around the city this is a

joke it's not funny

you do know who I am don't you you're a

woman and a very beautiful one that's

enough for me

I realize you must have many admirers

younger and handsomer than I if I've

offended you in any way I major you're

crazy

in fact so crazy I think I will visit

you man over here Oh what did you think

here I need that in a couple of days the

wound will close up and then you can

take off the sling you did I find y'all

muy bien

yo shut up ugly war you'll know I'm

going to do smarting today I'll make you

my bride or not how do you like that

we'll celebrate given the doctor a drink

of whiskey oh no thanks I don't drink

milk milk what's that

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if you are one of us

you'll have to change your ways because

I say so

go on what you sound like a jackass

those people laugh it's a good thing

when they laugh at nothing it annoys me

oh yes and what do you do to someone who

annoys you

oh you ain't only a jackass you're a

nosy jackass I'll go ahead laugh some

more

now why not draw your revolver easy easy

no no I'll just tell you why I really

came here how are you oh man you gotta

be pretty stupid to break out of one

jail just to wound up in another and the

only jackass here is him well if you're

so smart then what are you doing here

well while I was in jail I heard some

mighty interesting talk considering a

bank robbery you holed up here on this

ranch and the sheriff is sent in for

reinforcements aha careful to come

instead of myself I know the region and

I also know what the sheriff's plans are

those bandits need somebody who can give

my health and hand and I got a foolproof

plan to get him off the spot so what am

i doing sitting here in your blind first

you got any dynamite of course we have

plenty enough to walk 30 back it's

enough enjoy your black first of all is

if you think the settlement it's minor

principle I didn't ever do anything for

nothing how much do you are not a lot

before eight percent of everything you

got in the bag a woman reach safety

forty percent you're crazy but take it

or leave it you got until the morning to

give me your age

I'm in on the brains I like that maybe

it doesn't a good blend and as far as

the money goes why shouldn't we be

greedy I say we do it

Cody is sick watchful 40% visit a whole

but we don't turn it over till after

we're out of there and one we're out of

there

one meter minute long now if you're

planning to get rid of me since we get

out of here you're making a big mistake

well the dirty little cockroach ever

been introduced my name is angel face

ring gautama friends doesn't it seem

that Delores has been taking up an awful

lot of your time well she's the only

person who can influence our shop she's

our only chance the only person who can

prevent him from turning against us pop

I didn't know you could be so sly well

not only that she's lovely and believe

me that doesn't hurt one bit

excuse me but could I borrow a ladder

and it's starting to get dark that means

one of you is going to die now to make

sure you don't blame us for the death

we're gonna let fate decide who it's

gonna be

Hey you don't know when the bullet will

fire Hilo no I don't know you don't know

no one can be blamed it's good for

nothing wasn't necessary go and change

early it must be almost time to have

dinner you don't want to come to the

table

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it's Christmas Day after Nam what a

beautiful way to sell

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Lucan swelled up here

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get me some wine or just a moment there

not that one

yes I'm sure if I were you I'd keep my

eye on

Chiquita I think you'll find that this

port is a much finer one what I the

Thursday I don't feel like way

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one week you dress like a gravedigger

that means it's time for dinner

pretty necklace you look at it closely

reenact to better unusual fella for one

thing he's got excellent taste

I just said there I'll get you something

to eat I don't like people to keep me

waiting yeah I got a drumstick for you

best part of the turkey you know

hey Doc crunch I asked you to bring me

meat look my name isn't cockroach but

perhaps some of you would care that I'll

go put on some music this is a

gramophone have you ever seen one before

I bought it last spring or mr. Edison

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bagel what's the matter oh I thought you

had to seek everything look back to

where your flask Lube is Sam you need

that idea Rita wouldn't like to

senoritas dance on this with me

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you're better watch your step cockroach

oh yeah I forgot this is yours

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it's justice bedroll

an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth

and a knife for a knife

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that your mother you look just like I

know when I'm glad my mother was just

wonderful

your father is quite a guy too I never

met anybody like him before my father

lives in a dream world however he's so

charming that it makes up for his

weaknesses

you don't like yours do you what's going

on but there and my father watch him

dance together you ask me I'd say it was

pretty obvious what's going on chief

here's the step mother I'd like to know

I imagine that'd be very interesting

stepmother but you must be out of your

mind no I'm not the one that's in love

oh and while we're on the subject

the sheriff sends his regards I don't

know what you're talking about

what's the sheriff got to do with this

well he's in love with you Annie

I suppose here says he wants to marry

this watch for him it's pretty oh you

love him don't you yeah of course I do

but I don't think it's any of your

business that's right today oh I forgot

to tell you that the sheriff's the one

that sent me here see ya

er from a 30-percent everything it's in

sanshiro's breading just to get you out

of this mess you go plates up for me

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Ringo ought to be proud of ya let's go

Tim in a second it'll be mighty hot

around here

we don't get away from this place

they'll pick us off like flies I'm going

to find Sancho get the ranch hands

together

hey brother hurry go on the terrace he's

the only place where we're safe from

their guns mornin

dad huh well they say early to bed early

to rise get your shot between the eyes

thank you good morning good morning

major perhaps you'd like to join us for

breakfast no I've already eaten thank

you I am sorry to disturb you but I must

have some hot water

is there any the water is back in the

kitchen and I'm sure you've been in a

few kitchens in your now I'm afraid your

friends have taken over our servants but

I can help you you want the hot water

for your bath I presume my bath

oh yes tomorrow's Christmas no it's for

essential he wants to shave well that's

too bad it would have been a pleasure to

be of service to you

you know you look radiant this morning

you're flattering me measure

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and this body after the shower has a

charisma gift his wife - [ __ ] your

loving couples you'll have to be stopped

arriving you mustn't waste tears in the

[ __ ] ego doesn't do any good that was a

very touching Christmas gift you sent to

share but I don't think that he shares

your Yuletide spirit I suspect it may

even make am angry and if he's angry

that'll make it just that much more

difficult to leave you better shut your

mouth you know your talk too much

you're not talking enough don't forget

I'm waiting for your answer I thought

you were smarter than here don't really

think we went to all this trouble to

steal the money so that afterwards we

could give away 40 present to the first

person we see not the first person the

last person you know why I'm really here

I'm here to kill you amigo you and all

em gun slingers a years and you know who

sent me here

the sheriff ah you know how much he's

given me thirty percent of everything in

that satchel over there what are you

trying to say I'm ego well I'm either

with you at forty percent are against

you thirty percent

got that

got much too short of yourself I think

I'll give you a little demonstration the

bottle Pedro see now if I'd wanted to

kill you you can see for yourself it

wouldn't have been very difficult yeah

you're crazy you're in gold but why not

tell me before this did you work with

her shower because you would have killed

me now I'm much too value here it's your

decision times past and the troops are

getting closer how can I be sure you

won't betray us

you've given me 10 percent more than the

sheriff that's right to the highest

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telegram just came in from the commander

at Crystal City he's sending us the

soldiers I'll be here tomorrow morning

at dawn it won't be a very Merry

Christmas for those bandits have a

little real massacre them and then we'll

get our money back

all you worry about is the bandits right

colonel about the bandits and the money

you lost but I'm thinking about the

hostages the hostages will be alright

don't worry

Ringo's there to take care of them and

Judas Iscariot went to the Pharisees and

he said what will you give me if I won't

betray my master

the Pharisees gave him thirty pieces of

silver I never could stand away all them

soldier that's nice-looking tree we all

him soldiers took advantage of man armed

man Jesus was not his weapons were

compassion and mercy what kind of

weapons are there good

six sure that's what he should have had

he had your six-shooter you wouldn't

have been kin

don't talk nonsense Chico today nonsense

at all you take me for example I feel

naked without a gun you wouldn't want to

make it man in the house would you

no you don't mind a chance know where I

could find it well your friends do pull

our guns away from us and besides I

wouldn't give a gun to a Judas

if you're thinking of kissing me don't

the Sheriff would be jealous and it so

happens I like that trick I don't trust

that guy

I know Ringo at least my name never had

very much useful law and order I know -

and I still don't trust them I don't

trust them I don't know I don't like him

either

the one I like is the girl well I don't

like anyone in this place I don't want

to end up with a rope around my neck and

he's the cavalry comes it's exactly

what's going to happen we can kill the

hostages but it won't stop the army from

killing us the war is gone all right now

where the devil is you go on stop

shouting she can't hear you must to be

the upstairs is negative the major

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you'll have a sheriff and the sheriff

loves you that's perfectly normal

it seems you can't admit your father

might fall in love also oh well of

course Papa could fall in love with that

woman

what could he seen she has nothing that

could possibly interest him really major

doesn't seem to share your opinion don't

they make a nice couple they seem very

happy say after their marriage you don't

call her mama are you still gonna keep

calling her that woman I'm not maybe so

you're jealous

that's obvious if you hate her so much

once you just kill her poison her no one

had ever known what you do for amusement

tear the wings off butterflies all you

know is killing that's right I was just

seven years old when I committed my

first murder it was in self-defense

natural come come children it's such a

beautiful day how can you talk about

murder sorry major that's my fault but

since your daughter here's so jealous

what are you saying I just told her she

got a killer excellent advice but to

kill she should know how to use a gun

that's one thing Boston schools don't

teach you they teach a lot of things in

Boston do they they don't teach hate

only someone who knows how to hate will

kill and only a real woman knows how to

hate

all right you know how to shoot but not

have to kill how's it going on here can

I even take us to yes I increased what

he owes what is this

clothes doing Alex Jordans ladies having

target practice what are you doing here

I'll walk your fancy gentleman I'm be

careful signore do you play with fire

you may get burned

what would you like me to show you what

I may show you a few things to begin

with how to treat a woman Don Loris

Chiquita I don't need to be shown how to

drill a woman I like you all

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Steve's wife is pretty sick

George has to take care of the post

office it looks like you'll have to

stand and double watch I'll send someone

to relieve you soon as I can

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you go back to the range good I'll just

have time to get in on the game whatever

your dollars the bearings are fifty

dollars of his handsome signore in this

time 20 colors of the war with the Pico

radar the skinny one over there looks

like a winner that is cool

blending Ringo and there was a mistake I

know I know

afternoon Ord we sent her Sharon this

afternoon you let her go

we told him what we were to to his girl

if he sends the troops in are you

forgetting something

the Colonel's there too and a colonel

ain't one bit interested in the hostages

he's after you and what's in that

satchel what are you trying to say if

the colonel isn't gonna let you off this

ranch it keeps you here you're started

like pigs I don't want to be sort of

like a pig I don't want to die maybe

maybe the sheriff has decided to enough

more baby but you ain't got no way of

knowing but there is one way I can find

out why I'm back belly bag the Jo come

back really back i order you to come

back

and decided let you go so 40% 40%

alright this ball was a ranch the

sheriff's men are all around us now

let's say this is the ridge which leads

out to the plane right here's a myth

there's one thing an off day it's

Christmas Eve and those men standing

guard up it ain't slobs like us those

fellas got families and they're gonna

want to go home tonight and be with him

and a lot of them we're gonna do just

that they go back to town that's our

chance to take the middle while the

defenses are weakened gone now that

shortly after dark I take four men with

me on horseback we creep up very quietly

up to the mill I bang bang bang we take

care of the guard the ridge is ours and

we sneak away without anybody know when

they find out we were gone they're going

to follow us and we'll never reach the

Rio Grande I didn't plant the dynamite

here now trying to follow us through the

canyon we light a fuse and they've

buried under a thousand tons of rock oh

if not buried then blocked off long

enough for us to make our getaway huh

he's not a very easy to blow up a canyon

you're no that's where I take over my

father was an engineers during the war

further north at first news for the

South thought they were losing then did

never stick with a loser he always said

it's a matter of principle get some

blankets from the house and muffle the

horses holes

well paint our faces black maybe we

better take off our Spurs - we don't

want to see it but we don't want to hear

us either when they see us it'll be too

late yeah when the hairs already be dead

hey bring up is from senorita Ruby I

didn't steal she gave it to me honest

she says you have to give it back though

it's alone yeah I know uh I could steal

this though I know that it's wrong but I

thought maybe you could use it there

nothing it's not bad I sure would like

myself a little more efficient though

I'll let her make sure you have

everything's bright you and Ringo will

start out for the mill at dad we will

make plenty of noise and we'll cover any

shooting you might have to do do you

understand

exactly eleven o'clock when you see the

shower of signaling do his guard what

are you going to do

answer me i signal one back from the

mill only I swing the one and six times

to the three are tied the sheriff won't

suspect a thing and I will know that our

planet succeeded go get the horses this

is where you'll and see that you don't

fare well most muchachos oh it's just

one thing what do they matter now I

don't have a gun if I'm going up in the

hills I just assume be armed it seems

only fair no gun amigo besides nothing

could happen to you all I'm here my men

and I will protect you you have to trust

people in our business and I trust you

you should trust me let me have a gun

otherwise I'll blow the whole thing up

uh-uh first the gun and now that I don't

trust you it's a matter of principle

be careful the views are still burning

that's right

no we got an old saying in Texas God

created many a six-gun made them

different why does a woman after wear so

many clothes is still bad luckily I was

here to catch you aren't you even going

to say thank you

after all if I hadn't been here you

might've hurt yourself take your hands

off me the second you hear why I like to

touch the other fake jokes Santa wants

to see you right away right away I said

hop in a girl like you have such a

wonderful father

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night plans like this you're gonna

present go pass for a bandit and if they

think you're a bandit the gringos will

shoot you hey now you're perfect

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hmm hey look what I found

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everything's quiet if it stays like that

what a way to spend Christmas huh well

it could be worse I could be spending it

with my relatives one more hour to go

and somebody believed in us nothing

better than a little piece of cactus

tied to his saddle to make a horse go

like the wind there hey Bundy stop

bitching and Oh see I said

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but mighty fancy took a walk come on out

it's all over

bandits are all dead what do you mean

it's all over how come I can still hear

the shootin and anyway who are you I

only know one man I can shoot like that

he ain't here now oh yes he is

come on now don't you recognize me in

this disguise I thought it was only

women who painted their faces gotta

dodge em where's the sheriff I gotta

talk to him right away

sheriff Oh sheriff I don't know isn't

here anyway

I can see that listen it's important to

talk to him importantly why didn't you

say so I'm go get him for you what go on

hey come in with me why do I have to go

bring the sheriff I'm not coming with

you

I'll be back I gotta go see to the

dynamite

I hope they met in our little fight held

at 11 o'clock

while we're waiting which ones on the

GUI everyone has a feast on Christmas

Eve and I believe in respecting today I

wonder where we're starving

on Christmas Eve we dine at midnight

baby saw but we love it right now you'll

stay here we'll let the servants wait on

us what's the matter

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good evening everyone

buckle some more places at the table we

have guests I'm groovy why would you

play for us something Christmas like

perhaps

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I've been chilled with affection don't

hitting you're one of the great vintage

years

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this little trinket is to cure level

four cramp like you but it looks

expensive I'll keep it myself that

necklace was a gift from me to the

senorita I'd appreciate it if you would

return to her immediately I just say

that's enough Sancho don't get your

hopes up too soon

the only reason my father is pretty near

self wellness because our lives depend

on it

is that true major did what in the

beginning but it's very dangerous to

play fire you weren't like

imagine I don't know what this one's

called but they say it's the perfect

thing for breaking a toaster Christmas

our Father which art in heaven hallowed

be thy name thy kingdom come Thy will be

done on earth as it is in heaven give us

this day our daily bread and forgive her

yet no I haven't seen him well it's

10:30 I can't wait for hold it Ringo I

think you better stay here to get back

it's late I gotta get back to the ranch

they'll get suspicious sorry those are

Tim's orders here that's what I get for

saving his life I reckon it was this day

our daily bread and give us half an hour

we'll know if they made it and if

everything goes alright tomorrow we'll

be in makeup plenty of American dollars

to spend only the girl the kid I guess

the major stayed inside with Flores

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Pedro you like the Greenville grill

don't you that's your chance what are

you waiting for go get her

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G go it's very late for a little boy

like you to be up huh not so bad it's

dangerous to stay out here alone setting

it either I'm in the band hey they're

always here to protect you

I'm with me to the stable I want to

check up on the horses and then we'll

celebrate Christmas together now then

you answer when they signal a mill only

you swing the lantern six times instead

of three six times got it yeah I got you

and Sancho honest men are well into the

Kenya I'll set off the dynamite how blow

off the face of the earth with no

respect and you get your money back

you'd kill them just like that without

even giving them a chance to surrender

come off it Sheriff you're sentimental

as a schoolgirl uh-uh you ain't never

gonna live no ripe old age that way

Ringo

will you take care of Ruby don't you

worry Sheriff she's

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this is your a stop believe these ways

it smells like you here you better put

it on pretty chilly out here

what happened to you anyway it's none of

your business what happened tired come

on I'll take just a minute

cockroach this time you aren't getting

off so easy

Sancho hey Sancho I did Ringo

Ozzy after go for help Sancho thank you

you're mistaken as usual but since I'm

gonna kill you I just thought that said

you ought to be here

this idiot can't get it through his head

that if anything happens to the senorita

the sheriff will attack us in a minute

he keeps after he'll ruin everything

there's only one thing to do with a

troublemaker like him blow his head off

alright cockroach you've said $1.00

floating that's an order I need every

man I've got to know I'd including angle

at least local side is that clear you

can't stop this time hotshot he's been

asking for a lesson for too long teach

him a lesson of your life but no

shooting San Jose right

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aha legitimate self-defense you all saw

I'm sorry Sancho he forced me to do it

oh I place the dynamite and everything

that happened I completely forgot to

tell you about it don't win like

clockwork we just have to wait for slim

signal all right we'll go saddle the

horses

thanks for war oh here's your watch you

can keep it in case you need it again

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it's 11 o'clock

the built somewhere up there one bull or

five seek yeah everything's fine

like I said now all we have to do is get

going I haven't forgotten that you amigo

why do you want here I give slim at

dinner they go

I wonder what lie you let cook before us

now after the boys and I had captured

the mill I went to place there the

dynamite only took much more time than I

thought and I came straight to the ranch

before going there so I have no way of

knowing what happened after I left maybe

telling the truth whether is the truth

or a lie

I don't care I have no use for anything

or you didn't feel horrible learning

between us with the sheriff or even if

you're only thinking of the dryness I

will tell you what have you didn't

betray us if you told us the truth in

that case I'll still jail

why shouldn't my you blander escape from

place on dynamite did you you're not

used to me now isn't that right that's

right hey why should I keep around the

partner was costing me 40% the 40% of

mine Mario's a meal at eight forty

percent it's 50 percent now is 50

percent huh you thought you smart didn't

you you smart

ring of stupid well you wrong Ringo

ain't stupid

I gave away your plans how you get to

the king

don't you even want to know the bar

made with the sheriff what is it I get

50% 50% I did simple I was to bring up

the whiskey in honor of Christmas and

get you all drunk dawn I was to kill a

guard and load the hostages on a wagon

as soon as the hostages were out of

danger

the sheriff was the launch its attack

and then what I'll tell you when the

wagon lives with the hostages

we will also be on it we'll be on our

way to the canyon while the chef is

attacking us down here this is done

right that's right yes here you see what

happens when you use your brains and

when the sheriff gets down to the ranch

and he discover the joke we played on it

but by then we'll be all of the canyon

ready to set off the dynamite and a few

hours should be on your way to the bar

and you can all spend Christmas at home

good idea that's why we will go now we

can get rid of him

that's also a good idea for you eh

because that's gonna cost you 60 percent

60% 60% I'm gone

I'm tired another part of the deal with

the sheriff is it hours to drive it away

if you don't see me you'll smell a rat

and hostage and no hostages minutes

gonna open fire it's just a matter of

principle I don't enjoy being beaten

when I ain't able to defend myself

give me you think I'm crazy

no gun for your amigo and you'll sleep

in this table tonight away from the

hostages I wouldn't want you to be

tempted one thing i hate's a man who's

suspicious for no reason

well I guess I slept in worse places

won't by the way what time I said wall

will Glock why do you ask

it's Christmas Merry Christmas everybody

Merry Christmas

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you're not going go back to the half

what do you think you're doing digging

up a little surprise for the cavalry why

what's the matter

you better be thankful that I'm not

leaving you behind to get here

I warned you sunshine if he stays then

I'm staying too and you won't do

anything to anyone is that clear

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what are you sparing I'd get ready to go

got the wagon long we haven't got all

day

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Chico come on now we get in into

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are you alright

the bandits went back to the ranch all

of you are safe now as soon as the

cavalry gets here we'll be able to wipe

them out once and Ringo's their Chico

only had a gun I would give my kingdom

for a gun and somebody said that before

me

but a gun there's one hidden in the

fireplace where I go when I get him up

car beam up and freedom to the buzzards

Sancho here Paquito on the roof quick

get you got any more bullets no bullet

for three bandits I got an idea she

can't stay with the major Chico help me

up the stairs there's an old family

heirloom that might be useful

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take all the hostages into the village

get the horses ready

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Viva the mule managed to get away from

me just died compadre you're always

looking for a God is that the only one

you can find

alright then surround the house Ringo

Ringo was looking for a gun and he found

one

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he's leaving hey he left this

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and that is for you he said the sheriff

needs more than he does

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we've been cheated we're missing $15,000

that's is 30%

he took it in cash I guess he didn't

want to go to all the trouble of

standing in line at the bank it's a

matter of principle

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you