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Previously onYoung Sheldon...
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Can we talk?
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We better.
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What's going on?
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I'm pregnant.
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Are you sure?
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I'm sure.
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Sometimes these things
ain't accurate.
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Maybe take another one.
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Here you go.
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Two is convincing,
but-but three...
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I'm pregnant, Georgie!
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[sighs]
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What happens now?
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I don't know.
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I've never been knocked up
by a 17-year-old before.
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Well, if it helps,
I turn 18 in March.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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What time are you home tonight?
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Late. I'm working
at Ballard's
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after practice again.
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How long can you
keep this up?
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Maybe I'll get fired
from the high school
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and only have one job
to worry about.
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I'm sorry.Me, too.
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Oh, I'm assuming
you heard the bad news.
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What news?
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Isaac Asimov died.
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Oh, no, is that one
of your school friends?
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What? No, he's one of
the most prolific
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science fiction writers
in the history of the genre.
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Never heard of him.
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Sure you have.
He wrote I, Robot,
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the Foundationtrilogy.
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Nope. Nightfall? The Posotronic Man?
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You ever heard of this guy?Mm-mm.
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Caves of Steel. Hostess.
The Naked Sun?
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Whoever he is, sorry he died.
Gotta go. Bye.
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Bye.ADULT SHELDON: Astonishing.
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Asimov wrote almost 500 books,
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which was apparently
500 more
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than my family had read.
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[knock on door]
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Can I talk to you
about something?
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Come on, this is my coffee time.
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It's more important
than your coffee.
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If I don't drink my coffee,
I don't go to the bathroom.
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That's important.
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That girl I was seeing
is pregnant.
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You win. Sit.
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My folks are gonna
kill me.
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They don't know yet?
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You're the only person
I told.
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Oh, no, I don't want that.
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Please help me.
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[sighs]
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All right, first things first.
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Are you sure this kid's
even yours?
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Yeah. We've been
sleeping together.
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Well, that doesn't mean
it's yours.
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Maybe she cheated on me.
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We can only hope.
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How are you holding up?
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With what?
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The death of Isaac Asimov.Who?
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Pop Pop's favorite science
fiction writer, remember?
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[chuckles]
At this rate,
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you're lucky I remember Pop Pop.
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Well, he gave me Asimov's
Foundationtrilogy
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for my fifth birthday.
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I remember he used to try to
get me to read that stuff.
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Boring!
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Boring? Asimov invented
the laws of robotics
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and the concept of
a galactic empire.
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If a book doesn't have
a shirtless guy
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with long hair on the cover,
I ain't reading it.
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You're missing out.I'm really not.
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You haven't said a thing
about my new car.
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Oh. I hate it.
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Do you think Pastor Jeff will
let me babysit for him?
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I don't know.
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Their baby isn't even
a year old yet.
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Heather M. got ten bucks,
and all she did was
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watch MTV while
her cousin slept.
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What a scam.
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It's not always that easy.
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They lay there like a lump.
How hard can it be?
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Will you please just
ask Pastor Jeff?
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I don't think you're
gonna like it.
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You don't think
I'm responsible enough.
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All I said was I don't think
you're gonna like it.
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I don't like homework,
but I do it.
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I have seen your homework.
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Is that how you're gonna
take care of a baby?
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Math is harder than babies.
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Ooh, perhaps the cold
dark matter we're looking for
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is not the axion
but the majoron.
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Uh-huh.
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That's it?
I just laid down
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some big boy science.
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Sorry. We lost
a great man today,
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and no one seems to care.
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Asimov?
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Yes, Asimov.
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I told three people the news,
and you know what they said?
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"Who's that?"Exactly.
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What's wrong with the world?
The man's a legend.
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I didn't know you were a fan.
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Ever since I read
The Naked Sun.
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I'll admit,
I came for the naked,
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but I stayed for the
interplanetary conspiracies.
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Have you read
The Gods Themselves?
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"We cannot stop Estwald."
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BOTH:
"We areEstwald!"
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Who's Estwald?
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You don't know him either?
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I know who Asimov is, but
I've never read his work.
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Talk about big boy science.
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The man coined the term
"robotics."
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Ooh.
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Maybe we could have
a book club.
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My social schedule is
astonishingly open.
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What a lovely way to honor
Asimov's life.
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It'll be like
my mom's Bible study,
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but we know the characters
aren't real.
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What book should we
start with?
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That naked one sounded good.
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It's Georgie.
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What?
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I know I was
a little freaked out
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the last time I was here.You should be.
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But I had some time to think,
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and there's something
I need to ask you.
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Yeah?
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Are you sure
that baby's mine?
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She did not like
that question at all.
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So the baby's yours?
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What am I gonna do?
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Is there any chance she might
decide not to have it?
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Put it up for adoption?
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Not happening.
She's keeping it.
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Well, I hope you enjoyed
being young and carefree,
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because that ship has sailed.
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Not helpful.
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No.
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All right.
I know what I need to do.
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Tell your parents?
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Do the right thing
and marry her.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Georgie...
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no one has to
get married here.
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Well, my dad got my mom
pregnant, and he married her.
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Rushing into marriage with
someone you hardly know
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is a bad idea.
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Maybe we could be
happy together.
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How does she feel about you
right now?
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Pissed. But she's pregnant,
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so it's probably just
chick hormones.
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Well, tell her that
and see what happens.
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Hey, what are you
doing here?
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I just had to talk to Dale.
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You all right? You look like
you saw a ghost.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Look, I know I've been busy,
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but if you ever want to talk,
I'm around.
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Actually, uh...
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I-I... I got a...
I got a girl pregnant.
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What the hell's the matter
with you?!
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[shouting]
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[grunting]
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Hello?
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I said if you ever want to talk,
I'm here.
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Thanks. Gotta go.
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Guess what. Dr. Sturgis,
Dr. Linkletter and I
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are starting an Isaac Asimov
book club.
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That's nice.
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I'm glad you think so
because you should join.
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And I think no.
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But this is perfect for you.Why?
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Because three smart people
will be there to explain things
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that go over your head.
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I'm gonna bonk you over
your head in a minute.
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What if it's just a short story?
Would you read it then?
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Why do you care
if I read this?
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Let's see.
Perhaps it has something to do
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with Pop Pop dying
before we ever got to
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discuss the books he gave me.
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How short a story?
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Nightfall'sonly 30 pages.
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Fine.Excellent.
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Why did you change your mind?
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Because you made me feel bad
about my dead husband.
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Neat.
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Pastor Jeff,
this is Missy Cooper.
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Hey there, Missy.
What can I do for you?
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This is about what
I can do for you.
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Okay.
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How would you and your wife like
a night away from the baby?
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Maybe a movie?
I hear Beethoven'sfunny.
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It's about a big dumb dog.
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Are you offering to babysit?Yes, I am.
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'Cause I asked your mom
about it a while back,
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and she said you weren't
interested.Oh, really?
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Well, she's wrong.
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Fantastic.
How's Friday at 6:00?
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Perfect.See you then.
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What was the name of
that dog movie again?
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Beethoven.
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And it's PG,
so God's cool with it.
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I saw Georgie stopped by
earlier.
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Well, yeah, he does that
once in a while.
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Yeah. Didn't realize y'all
were so close.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't say close.
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He might. I wouldn't.
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So, uh, what'd he come by for?
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Just to chat.
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Really?Mm.
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Well, I guess it's good he's
comfortable talking to someone.
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Uh-huh.
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Instead of his own father.
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I-I'm sure he'll
talk to you.
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Thanks.
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And you're not gonna like it.
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Mom, can I ask you
a Bible question?
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Always.
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Lying's a sin, right?
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Sure is.
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Proverbs 12:22.
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"The Lord detests lying lips,
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but He delights in people
who are trustworthy."
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Does it say anything
specifically
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about lying to your pastor?
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Did you lie to Pastor Jeff?
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No, but you did.I did not.
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You told him I wasn't
interested in babysitting.
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No.
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I said I didn't think
you were interested,
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which, technically,
was not a lie.
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Why don't you trust me?
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Because you can't even remember
to take out the trash.
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I remember.
I just don't do it.
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And for your information,
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Pastor Jeff hired me
to babysit this Friday.
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He did?He did.
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Okay. But if you need
any help,
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if you run into
any problems whatsoever,
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I am right next door
and I want you to call me.
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I'll be fine.Missy...
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Okay!
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Look, I'm taking out
the trash.
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I just put that bag in.
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There's no pleasing you.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I was envious of my meemaw.
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That night, she would get
to experience
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one of my favorite stories
for the very first time.
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MEEMAW:
"If the stars should appear
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"one night in a thousand years,
how would men believe
262
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:38,115
"and adore, and preserve
for many generations,
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00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:41,684
the remembrance of
the city of God?"
264
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,340
What?!
265
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,689
SHELDON:
All right,
266
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,778
I would like to call
the first meeting
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00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,998
of the Isaac Asimov
book club to order.
268
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,869
I'm assuming everyone's
read Nightfall?
269
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,221
I read it.
[chuckles]
270
00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:00,181
I may have dozed off
a few times, but I read it.
271
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,661
I read it as well.
272
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,619
I found it quite compelling.
273
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,709
A planet that only experiences
nightfall
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00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,712
once every 2,000 years.
275
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,715
And once it does, it drives
everyone mad. Brilliant.
276
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,499
I found the tension
between the scientists
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00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,240
and the religious cultists
reminiscent of
278
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,721
some dinnertime conversations
at my house.
279
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,809
[laughter]
280
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,898
What did you think, Connie?
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00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,726
Eh...
282
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,727
You didn't like it?
283
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,076
I don't need a story
284
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,730
set on some outer space planet
285
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,167
to tell me that people
freak out about change.
286
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,603
Interesting.
287
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,693
People lost it when women
started wearing pants
288
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,085
and getting jobs.
289
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,784
Everybody just overreacts
to everything.
290
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,961
Is this because Coach Ballard
got upset and broke up with you?
291
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,092
No.
292
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,964
You two broke up?
293
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,661
I'm sorry to hear that.
294
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,836
Terrible news.
295
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,403
Terrible. Terrible.
296
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,753
It's okay. I'm over it.
297
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:51,754
Excellent.Great.
298
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,236
Look at the four of us talking
about Isaac Asimov.
299
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,020
[chuckles]
300
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:58,282
Mm.
301
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:04,898
How rude of me, Connie.
302
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,421
Can I offer you a beverage?
303
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,076
Soda, water, Snapple?I'm fine.
304
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,251
I'd take a Snapple.
305
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,209
You know where the fridge is.
306
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,124
Can we get back to the book?
307
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,213
Yes, Connie, I'd love to hear
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00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,911
more of your thoughts on it.
309
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,260
I think I've said my piece.
310
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,609
I have some thoughts.
311
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,611
And we'll get to those
in due time.
312
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,700
Don't you think Asimov did
a remarkable job
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00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,225
of capturing the poetic terror
of the coming darkness?
314
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,923
I'm not sure I got that.
315
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,273
Oh, listen to this.
316
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:35,102
"Dusk, like a palpable entity,
317
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,800
"entered the room,
and the dancing circle
318
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,628
"of yellow lights
about the torches
319
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,717
"etched itself into
ever-sharper distinction
320
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,068
against the gathering
grayness beyond."
321
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,639
Powerful.
322
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,119
Wasn't it?
323
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,473
I'm going to Pastor Jeff's.
324
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,823
Oh, uh, okay.
Good luck.
325
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,259
Call if you need anything.
326
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,695
Yeah.
327
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,046
You know, I was thinking,
if you want,
328
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:09,527
you could bring the baby here.
That could be fun.
329
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,095
To a house that isn't
babyproofed?
330
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,315
That seems irresponsible.
331
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,534
Uh-huh.
332
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,016
[phone rings]Hello?
333
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,017
Hi, it's Dale.
334
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,671
Listen, you gotta
tell your dad.
335
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,455
Well, I will, eventually.
336
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,153
Well, if you don't,
I'm gonna.
337
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,242
I just need more time
to figure things out.
338
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,418
Well, your dad's
sniffing around here,
339
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,854
he's asking a lot of questions.
340
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,464
What kind of questions?
341
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,076
Like why are you talking to me
instead of him?
342
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,381
Why does he care?
343
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,688
His feelings are hurt.That's weird.
344
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,473
I know. 'Cause talking to you
ain't great.
345
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,781
Can I get a hand
with something?
346
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,263
Yeah. Oh, gotta go.
I love you, Mom. Bye-bye.
347
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,873
Your mom's still alive?
348
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,396
Huh?
349
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:57,793
"It was very horrible
to go mad and know
350
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,142
"that you were going mad.
351
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,929
"To know that
in a little minute,
352
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,148
"you would be here physically,
353
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,455
"and yet all the real essence
354
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,719
"would be dead and drowned
355
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,287
in the black madness."
356
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,638
Bravo.
357
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,728
Now I would like to read
358
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,164
one of my favorite passages
from the book.
359
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,993
I feel like I am
all Asimov'd out.
360
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,865
Let's hit the road.Very well.
361
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,475
We can kick off
the next meeting with it.
362
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,172
Perhaps I can bake
some cookies.
363
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,218
I'm handy in the kitchen,
you know.
364
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,132
[exhales sharply]
365
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,090
I've had them,
and they're dry.
366
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,661
Hey.Dad around?
367
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,185
He's still at work.
Anything I can help you with?
368
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,013
No, I just need to
talk to him.
369
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,014
[door closes]
370
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,103
I am never doing that again.
371
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,453
Is the baby okay?Yeah.
372
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,237
What's going on?
373
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,716
Babies are the worst.
374
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,153
That's what's going on.
375
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,894
She babysat for the first time.
376
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,112
And the last time.
377
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:59,376
Oh, I'm sure it wasn't
that bad.
378
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,856
Look at this.
379
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,077
Food, powder, vomit, pee.
380
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,687
You don't want to know.
381
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,123
You should have called me.
382
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,344
When? I didn't have
a minute to myself.
383
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,432
You were so right.
384
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,956
Well, it's not about
me being right.
385
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,567
I need a shower
and a bath.
386
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,092
Never again!
387
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,270
You okay?
388
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,706
Uh-huh.
389
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,360
MISSY:
Never again!
390
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,754
I hope you enjoyed that
as much as I did.
391
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,626
Not exactly.
392
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,889
Why? Why?
393
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,413
After Frick and Frack
found out I was single,
394
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,849
they got all weird.
395
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:38,807
What do you mean?
396
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,156
All they did was
discuss Asimov.
397
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,246
Sure. Maybe I misread
the situation.
398
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:46,684
I can't believe you'd use
our book club to hit on Connie.
399
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,818
And you didn't, Captain Cookies?
400
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,211
All right, if we're both
gonna pursue her,
401
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,256
let's lay down
some ground rules.Fair enough.
402
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,911
And my ginger snaps are
moist and delicious!
403
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,608
Yeah, keep telling
yourself that.
404
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,133
But hearing you boys
go on about it
405
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,917
did remind me of Pop Pop.
406
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,440
What did he used to say?
407
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,572
[chuckles]
408
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,008
I wish I could remember.
409
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,793
But he did get all
excited about it, like you.
410
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,535
Well, at least I have
Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter
411
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:12,972
to share my enthusiasm.
412
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,104
Rule number one,
no badmouthing each other
413
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,714
to gain favor with Connie.
414
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,629
Agreed.
And whatever happens,
415
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,371
we can't let it affect
our working relationship.
416
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,721
Our working relationship
is already antagonistic.
417
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,245
True. What's next?
418
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,421
No using Sheldon to win
points with Connie.
419
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,858
But he likes me
better than you.
420
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:30,990
That's why I brought it up.
421
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,556
Fine.Fine.
422
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,253
Fine.Fine!
423
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,259
[machine beeps]
424
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,174
LINKLETTER:
Connie, Grant Linkletter.
425
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,914
Wonderful seeing you tonight.
426
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,090
Yeah, yeah.
427
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,352
Hope you enjoyed
our little book club.
428
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,354
If you'd ever like to
discuss it further,
429
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,269
I know the perfect
Italian café.
430
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,358
The cannolis are resplendent.
431
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,534
Resplendent!
[chuckles]
432
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:54,665
[answering machine beeps]
433
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:55,405
STURGIS: Connie!
434
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,320
John Sturgis here.
435
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,713
What a surprise.
436
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,455
It was so nice to have you
at our book club.
437
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,500
When it comes to
science fiction,
438
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,895
those things can be
real sausage parties.
439
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,202
Anyhoo, if you're free
next week,
440
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,421
I was wondering
if you'd like to...
441
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,727
[machine beeps]
442
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,511
LINKLETTER:
Grant Linkletter again.
443
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,817
If you don't like Italian,
444
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,775
I also know a sublime
Vietnamese spot.
445
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,820
Have you ever tried
Bún Boò Hue?
446
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,214
[machine beeps]
447
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,346
STURGIS: I don't know why
I said "sausage party."
448
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,955
There was probably a better way
449
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,828
to phrase that.[machine beeps]
450
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,917
LINKLETTER:
Connie, Grant Linkletter...
451
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,355
Hey.
452
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,791
Your mother said you wanted
to talk to me?
453
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,229
Yeah. Come in.
454
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,931
So, what's going on?
455
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,629
It's kind of hard
to talk about.
456
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:49,677
Whatever it is,
I'm here for you.
457
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:54,029
I...
458
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,987
I got a girl pregnant.
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