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Hey, Eddie. Where's
everyone going?
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Oh, to the cafeteria.
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Our cafeteria?
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Heh. People are normally
running away from that place.
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Yeah. Well, I heard
some new company
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is taking over our whole
school lunch program.
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Hey, I bet it's
because of my letters.
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I wrote the school board and I
asked them to serve us healthier food.
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I also asked for solar-powered
pencil sharpeners,
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um, rubber animals
for the science lab,
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and herbal soap
for the locker rooms.
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Or was that my letter to Santa?
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Can we just get to
the cafeteria, please?
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What? What is all this?
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I'll tell you what it is.
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Miles of meat?
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Chicken chunkies?
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Crispy town?!
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Sugarville express?!
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It's paradise.
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Let's go.
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? If you could gaze
into the future ?
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? future, future ?
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? you might think life
would be a breeze ?
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? life is a breeze ?
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? seeing trouble
from a distance ?
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? yeah ? go, Rae!
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? But it's not that easy ?
? oh, no ?
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? I try to save the situation ?
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? then I end up misbehavin' ?
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? ohh, whoa, oh ?
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? hey, now, say now ?
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? 'bout to put it down, yeah ?
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? come on and
ride with Rae now ?
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? and the future
looks great now ?
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? and everything's
gonna change now ?
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? that's so Raven ?
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? it's the future I can see ?
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? that's so Raven ?
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? it's so mysterious to me ?
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? that's so Raven ?
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? it's the future I can see ?
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? that's so Raven ?
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? it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ?
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yep, that's me.
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Man! A food court in school?
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This is like being
at the mall, y'all!
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Man, if they put a
shoe store and a gym,
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I may never go home.
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But, you guys, come
on, it's all junk food.
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I know, Chels.
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That was my letter to Santa.
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Welcome to the new
bayside food court.
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The honorable judge
foodie presiding.
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All fries.
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This food court
is now in session,
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and, thanks to your good
friends at trans-infinity farms,
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I hereby rule that
lunchtime is now funtime!
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Now, remember, kids,
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that this is a trial program,
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and you are the jury,
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and in 2 weeks,
you will get to vote
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on whether or not the
food court stays in session.
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Well, I'm sure we
all came to a verdict
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when I say, "let's eat!"
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I object!
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What? Oh, Chels.
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I'm sorry, but I don't
see any healthy choices.
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Well, that's because
you haven't seen
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our nutritious salad crispies.
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Um... heh... This
lettuce is deep-fried.
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But you admit it's lettuce.
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Well, yeah, but... case closed!
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Now, will everyone place
their order in the court?
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Chicken chunkies!
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Miles of meat!
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No. No. Sorry,
William. No can do.
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My schedule's jammed. You're
gonna have to play catch by yourself.
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No. All right. Bye.
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Cory, honey, I know you're busy,
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but have you made
time for your homework?
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Homework? Mom,
I barely have time
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to play catch with William.
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Cory, I hate to nag,
but here it comes.
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Did you forget about your history
assignment on the gold rush?
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It's due in just a few days.
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Oh, no, I didn't forget.
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It's on my "things
to remember" list.
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Now if I could just
remember where I put that.
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Cory, you've got too
many things going on.
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You have to set your priorities
straight. Get organized.
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Hold on, mom.
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Hold that thought. It's Tokyo.
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Tokyo, the city? In Japan?
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Yeah. You know, I go the hook-up
for the new gameball game...
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Extreme golf attack 22.
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Yoshi San, konnichi-wa!
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Oh, thank you, judge foodie,
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for making this the
best week of my life!
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Hey, Chelsea, check out
my maxi-sized onion ring.
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Eddie, come on. That onion
must've been bigger than your head.
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Yeah.
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Rae, what are you eating?
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Well, I maxi-sized my hot dog.
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Why have a foot-long when
you can have a yard-long? Ha!
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Um, because no human
should have a yard of anything.
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Hey! Hey, Chels,
all right, look at this.
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This is 3 feet... Of
wienery goodness.
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Hraah!
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Oh, man! My pants
are a little tight.
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They must've shrunk in
the wash or something.
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Wait a minute. You
just bought those.
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Did you even wash them yet?
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No.
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Oh. They must've
shrunk in the bag.
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All fries for judge foodie!
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Food court is now in session.
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Is everyone loving
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our delicious trans-infinity
farms lunches?
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Guilty as charged!
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Well, because you find
our lunches so appealing,
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I sentence you all to our
new breakfast program.
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Start your day with exhibit a...
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Choco-choco-Chip chunk pancakes
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with fudge-flavored sauce.
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Wait a minute.
You guys, come on.
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We can't have
dessert for breakfast.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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The judge said we can.
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Impressive r�sum�.
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Thank you. I
majored in economics,
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but I felt a minor in
international banking
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would give me a
competitive edge.
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Son, I like the way you think.
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Son, what's going on?
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Uh, excuse me, sir, but unless
you have an appointment,
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Mr. Baxter is not available.
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Wait a minute. I am Mr. Baxter,
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this is Mrs. Baxter.
And who are you?
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Mom, dad, say hello to Brad.
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I'm about to make him
my new executive assistant.
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Ah, I got the job. Thank
you, sir. I won't let you down.
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Congratulations. Thanks.
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Now get out.
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Give us a minute, Brad.
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Cory, you're a child.
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Children do not have assistants.
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Mom, you told me
to get organized.
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That's what Brad does.
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Cory, forget it. We're
not gonna pay some guy
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to schedule your play dates.
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You don't have to. I'm paying
him with my own money.
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Oh?
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Really?
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So how much does this job pay?
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Victor, you're not
working for Cory.
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I cannot believe you guys
got fs on your math test.
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For your information,
I got an f+.
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What is happening to you two?
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Hey, relax, Chels. Ok?
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Have a porta-pie.
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The food court has take-out now?
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Yeah. I got jellybean
and sausage.
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Well, uh, actually,
I ate the jellybean.
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Ate the sausage, too.
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Don't worry, Chels. We can study
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with the new study snack-pack.
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See? Um, I got a
ruler, some pencils,
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and 7 deep-fried
mozzarella sticks.
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Mmm!
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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This isn't a ruler.
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It's beef jerky
with numbers on it.
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Oh, yes! Break
me off 3 inches...
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Don't touch my
jerky! Get off my jerky!
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Ha!
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Look at you two!
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Fighting over a meat ruler.
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We should go outside, you know?
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We should get some
fresh air, exercise.
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Ohh... That's too far.
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Don't you guys see what
this food's doing to you?
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Uhh!
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Like what?
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Trust me, Chels.
Nothing is wrong...
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With us or this delicious food.
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Hey, Rae.
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Oh, I saw the future,
and it was huge!
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It was, like, attack
of the giant booties.
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Really? What'd you see?
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The whole school
was getting fat, Chels.
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I'm talkin' about a lot of
junk in the trunk coming.
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See, Rae? Now, that
could be your future
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if you keep eating
at the food court.
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You're right, Chels. I'm
done with the food court.
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Starting with these
cheese sticks.
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Mmm... Cheese sticks.
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Something must be done.
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Rae, this is unbelievable.
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Come on. Lunch period
ended 2 hours ago,
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and they're still packing it in.
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These people don't know what
that food is gonna do to them.
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Somebody's got
to speak the truth.
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People, people!
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Listen to me.
Please, listen to me.
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Put down the pies.
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Do not maximize.
You got to exercise!
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Or the scales will rise,
and so will your thighs!
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Who wants some fries?!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Hall fries?
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Yeah. Isn't this great?
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Now snack-time is anytime.
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What's up with your
face? You're breaking out?
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It's just a couple
of zits, ok? Right?
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Oh, well, homey, those zits
called a couple of more zits,
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and now they're
having a zit soir�e.
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Y'all sound ridiculous, ok?
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I can stop eating
anytime I want.
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Eddie!
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Hey, it's not mine.
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I'm holding it for a friend.
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A brother's got to eat.
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They voted yes.
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Now we're gonna get our
food sent to all the schools!
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We're gonna make zillions!
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, I know!
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What'd you see?
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Oh, my goodness, Chels.
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It this school votes
yes to the food court,
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then trans-infinity farms
is gonna put food courts
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into all schools!
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No! We have to stop them.
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Yeah, but how?
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Cory Baxter enterprises.
Brad speaking.
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Mm-hmm. Uh, please hold.
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It's William. He
wants his game back.
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Tell him... That
I'm in a meeting.
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He's in a meeting. Mm-hmm.
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He says he can hear it.
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Handle it, Brad.
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I'm... he's...
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And you're...
Up... I'll... Ater...
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Chhhhhhhhh!
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Nice work.
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Anything else?
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Oh. I have a report about
the gold rush due tomorrow.
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It's worth about half my grade,
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so I'm thinking, what,
10 pages, pictures.
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Hey, maybe even
paint a rock gold.
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You know... Wow me.
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Uh, sir, I'm...
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I'm not very
comfortable with that.
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Ok, you can do it at my desk.
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No, no, I just meant...
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See, I think homework
should be your responsibility.
256
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,766
You just... Think?
257
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:15,200
Ok. Let's review your r�sum�.
258
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,966
"Computer skills,
259
00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:22,232
"fluent in French and Spanish,
260
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:24,599
racquetball."
261
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,399
I don't see anything
here about thinking.
262
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,733
I'm just... I'm just saying that
education is very important,
263
00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:34,999
and if I do your homework,
you won't learn anything.
264
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,499
Listen, I didn't hire
you to give me a lecture.
265
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,799
I got parents for that,
266
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,199
and they don't cost me a dime.
267
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,734
Excuse me?
268
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,699
Mother! Father!
269
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,799
I was just telling Brad here
270
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,132
how much your
wisdom inspires me.
271
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:57,033
And I was just
telling Cory... I quit.
272
00:13:57,233 --> 00:14:00,566
Brad, buddy... You
can't quit on me.
273
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:04,133
Sure I can. It's one
of my special skills.
274
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,099
Come on, Brad!
275
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,999
Hey, who's gonna
answer my phones?!
276
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,199
Who's gonna do my chores?!
277
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,300
Who's gonna finish that report?!
278
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,833
Y'all didn't hear that
last part, did you?
279
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:19,733
Cory, you asked Brad to do
your report on the gold rush?
280
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,766
I guess y'all did hear it.
281
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,199
Cory, it's due tomorrow.
282
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,699
You were supposed to
be working on that all week.
283
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,132
Now what are you gonna do?
284
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,566
Hey, dad. Uh...
285
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,199
You still interested
in that job?
286
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,467
I got an opening.
287
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,833
Cory, get to work.
288
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,233
Yes, ma'am.
289
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,734
Come on, Victor.
290
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:45,699
Victor.
291
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:50,600
Couldn't I just ask him
how much the job pays?
292
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,666
Food court is now in session!
293
00:14:56,667 --> 00:15:00,500
All fries for judge foodie!
294
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,733
Students, are you
ready to reach a verdict?
295
00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:07,766
Yes, we are, your honor!
296
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:11,466
Now, I am sure you're
all going to vote yes
297
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:15,032
to making the trans-infinity
farms food court
298
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:17,966
your school's official
nutritional provider.
299
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,032
But, before we can celebrate,
300
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:21,799
I'm supposed to ask
if anybody objects,
301
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:27,099
so if there are any kooks,
haters, or weirdoes out there
302
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,567
who are opposed, speak up now.
303
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:34,799
All right, then. All in favor...
304
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,566
Hey! We object!
305
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:37,400
Seriously?
306
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,899
Yes, and before you guys
vote, there's a few things
307
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,666
that you need to know
about the food court.
308
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:45,833
Oh! Like how delicious our new
cheese-pumped chicken chunkies taste?
309
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,132
No, um, like what's
actually in your food.
310
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:50,833
Yeah, and what it's
doing to us. Yeah.
311
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:56,566
What it's doing is
making everybody happy.
312
00:15:56,567 --> 00:16:01,099
Uh, how many of you feel good
when you eat food court food?
313
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,566
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
314
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:07,000
Yeah, but how many of you feel
sluggish and weak a few minutes later?
315
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:13,867
Yeah, ok. And how many of you
think your pants are shrinking?
316
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:16,966
Yeah, they're not.
317
00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:21,300
And how many of you think
your faces are breaking out?
318
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:25,500
Yeah... they are.
319
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,499
Yeah, guys, but the
food tastes so good.
320
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,999
Yeah, see, that's the thing.
321
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,499
We did a little research.
322
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,032
Research? Ha! That
sounds like school.
323
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:35,999
You kids want to learn or eat?
324
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,599
With all due respect,
these are my friends,
325
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,232
and I'd like to hear
what they have to say.
326
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,700
They're we're gonna eat.
327
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,766
Well, since we're
in the food court,
328
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:46,933
we might as well
present the evidence.
329
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:53,766
First and foremost, trans-infinity
farm is not even a farm.
330
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:57,467
It's a factory!
331
00:16:58,734 --> 00:16:59,766
Oh, that. Well...
332
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:03,099
Yeah, that's what farms
look like nowadays. Yeah.
333
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:08,200
We keep the sun out...
To keep the freshness in.
334
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,099
Well, we took a couple
of samples of the food
335
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,766
and sent it to the science lab,
336
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,232
and this is what we got back.
337
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,966
Here is what a typical
student has put in their body
338
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:21,232
since the food court
has been in session.
339
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:24,300
This much salt... Exhibit a.
340
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:32,400
This much sugar... Exhibit b.
341
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:41,099
And this much fat.
342
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,000
Exhibit... uhhh!
343
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,666
All right, I think we
have seen enough.
344
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:51,733
All in favor...
345
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:54,499
Of hearin' what my
homegirls' got to say,
346
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,300
put your hands up!
347
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:00,566
Aah! Chels, they're liking it.
348
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:04,033
Ok, time for our
big finish. I'm on it.
349
00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:06,600
Thank you.
350
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:09,399
Now, all that
salt, sugar, and fat
351
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,466
makes our bodies want
more salt, sugar, and fat.
352
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,200
Bo-o-oring!
353
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:21,867
And when we eat more, we
may get bigger and bigger.
354
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,232
You can eat junk
food once in a while,
355
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,599
but if you eat it all the time,
356
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,699
it can make you seriously sick.
357
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,866
The kids are onto
us. It's a disaster.
358
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,566
This is gonna cost us zillions.
359
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,966
But you have the
power to vote no
360
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:46,400
and make it stop!
361
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,766
Now, that can't be good.
362
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:54,199
Chels, turn it
off! Make it stop!
363
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,899
To the right! To the right!
364
00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:00,834
Ok, Rae, but I don't
really think it's gonna work.
365
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,099
Chelsea, help! Aah!
366
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:10,100
Rae, you stop floating and
come down here right now, ok?
367
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,933
Aaaah!
368
00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:16,966
Aaah!
369
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:18,967
Whoa!
370
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,033
Please! Somebody help me!
371
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:34,599
Let me down! Aaaah!
372
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,967
Aaaaaah!
373
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,100
I'm ok.
374
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,699
Hey, how you doin'?
375
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:50,132
Just foodie, I find you guilty
376
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:52,766
of giving us food
that's bad of us!
377
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:58,000
Food court... Gotta go!
378
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,032
All fries! Court
is out of session!
379
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,599
Oh, Harold, just drop it!
380
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,599
Yeah, whatever.
381
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,599
Well, guys, I guess it's back
to mystery meat Monday.
382
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,032
Why? Why? I
mean, isn't it possible
383
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,999
to have good food
that's also good for you?
384
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,199
Right on, Rae.
385
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,799
Hey, all in favor of
organically-grown,
386
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,733
macrobiotic
vegetarian lunches...
387
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,799
Now you're just trippin', Chels.
388
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,499
Yeah. Yeah.
389
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,866
Well, how about a salad bar
390
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:28,566
and maybe some
normal-sized veggie burgers?
391
00:20:28,567 --> 00:20:30,567
Chels, that...
392
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,100
That actually
sounds pretty good.
393
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,866
Hey, wasn't Cory supposed to get
394
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,999
his gold rush
project back today?
395
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,599
Hold up there, mister.
396
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,999
Oh, hey, guys.
397
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,232
Ok. Before I tell
you what grade I got,
398
00:20:57,233 --> 00:21:01,299
remember, I did the
whole thing in one night,
399
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,467
with no help.
400
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,499
"D." "d."
401
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,999
Man, you guys are good.
402
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,566
Well, at least you
did it by yourself.
403
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,599
Yeah, with no help from Brad.
404
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,032
Oh, speaking of
Brad, he called before.
405
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,366
Really? Does he want
to come back to work?
406
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:21,099
No. He said to watch
the yolanda Jenkins show
407
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,000
at 4:00.
408
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,566
Welcome back.
409
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,599
We're talking to
former assistants
410
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,834
about their abusive bosses.
411
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,933
Judge foodie...
412
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,999
She wasn't even a real judge.
413
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,399
Yeah? At least your boss
wasn't a 12-year-old monster!
414
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,299
That must've been terrible.
415
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,699
Yes. I'm writing
a book about it,
416
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,032
but so far, all I
have is the cover.
417
00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:51,000
My week with the beast.
418
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,500
That sounds abs...
419
00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:56,767
Hey, on the plus side, you know,
that's a pretty good picture of me.
420
00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:31,700
Yeah!
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