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I know that stare.
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That's the crystal stare.
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And that was the crystal drool.
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I don't know what
you talking about.
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You want to talk
to that girl all year.
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Why don't you just ask her
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to the charity drive
carnival this Saturday?
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I don't know, Rae.
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I know you're shy.
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It's okay.
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But I know a perfect way
to get her to notice you.
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How?
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Yo, crystal!
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Eddie, I mean, if you're
trying to date a locker
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you got it going on.
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D-do you smell that?
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Yeah, I was trying to be polite
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and not say nothing, but, man...
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Now, you know that's not me.
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Ben Sturkey! Ben Sturkey!
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Sorry.
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Ugh!
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Does that guy ever
take a shower?!
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I got second-hand stink here!
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Try having him in science.
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You know, my brother's
hamster smells better
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and it died two weeks ago.
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Cuddles died?!
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Yeah, he died the
same way he lived...
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On the wheel.
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This is going to be great.
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I just saw Ben Sturkey
put his arms around me.
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Do your visions
usually come true?
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Yeah.
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All right, class
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your science projects
are due on Monday
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so, I'm going to
assign each of you
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a partner.
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Partners?!
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Do you really think that
would be a fair evaluation
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of our individual contributions
to the world of science?
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I'm just saying.
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Yes, I do, and I'm just saying.
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Well, what about Diane?
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'Cause you see
we have a chemistry
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which must work well in science.
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I mean, chemistry, science...
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Diane's with Leland.
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Okay. What about Tina?
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What about Cristina?
What about Robert?
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Raven, I've already
assigned partners.
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I know.
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Ben Sturkey.
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Well, I had you with Kristen
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but that's a much better idea.
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Ben, you're with Raven.
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Score!
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This is going to
be great, partner.
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now ♪
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♪ about to put it
down, yeah, come on ♪
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♪ and ride with the break, now ♪
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♪ in that the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ let's keep it going ♪
♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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Yep, that's me.
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Now, we're supposed to
make a model with a molecule
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but that's too
easy, so I'm thinking
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an entire DNA strand.
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So, what do you say, partner?
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Let's get psyched, huh?
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High fives!
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Oh, by the way
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the individually wrapped
little brownies on your plates
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yes, that was provided
by yours truly,moi.
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I know what you're thinking...
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that I'm just trying to
unload stinky Sturkey.
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I mean, Ben stinky.
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Stinky stinky.
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You know, you could at
least give back the brownies.
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This one's missing a bite.
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Thank you.
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I've always thought
you were so cute
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and, well, I'd love to go
to the carnival with you.
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I just love sloppy
Joe day, y'all.
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That's all that is.
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Eddie.
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Okay, I'm going to need
you to wipe off that face
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before I talk to it.
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Any luck finding a new partner?
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No, and what am I going to do?!
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I mean, this project is
worth 25% of my grade
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and I can't get a good grade
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if I can't breathe.
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"Head cold" Kenny.
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He can't smell anything.
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Hello, Kenny.
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Come on, Eddie, get up.
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You can do it.
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Do it!
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Do it!
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Sure, I'll partner
with Ben Sturkey.
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You will? Really?
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Okay, give me a moment.
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I will be okay.
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I'm up.
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Okay, I'm down.
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I'm up.
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Cool.
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Zipper check.
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Okay. That was a close one.
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So... Want to go
to the carnival?
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Hey, want to go to the carnival?
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Oops, sorry, I'm taken.
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You could ask crystal.
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Oops, sorry, she's taken, too.
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Yeah!
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Eddie, you know you
got a piece of Cole slaw
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on your head, right?
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And I made it work for me.
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Yeah.
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Gross!
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Ooh.
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What'd you see?
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Um, I just saw crystal
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and she was
pointing at your face
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and really grossed out.
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What's wrong with my face?
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Okay, whatever it is,
she's just gon' freak.
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What am I going to do?!
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It's straight to bed
for you, young man.
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With that fever, you'll be
out for the rest of the week.
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D'orry.
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"D'orry?" that little
stuffy-head thing
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was my last hope!
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Hey, partner.
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Okay, you know what?
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I'm just going to
have to come clean.
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I'm going to have to be honest
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and tell him I
can't work with him.
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Hey, Ben?
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Oh. Wow.
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Hey, you know what?
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I think I must have
pulled something.
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Hey, Ben, yeah, you
know what might help that?
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If you keep your arms down
by your sides really tight.
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Okay, and you know what else
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might help that little arm
spasm that you just...?
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If you take a really
long, hot bath.
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With a big bar of soap. Oh!
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You know, that's a good idea
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but actually, this arm
thing's kind of working.
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So, what did you want?
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Oh, uh, hmm, well, you know
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I just wanted to talk to you.
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Oh, is it about the project?
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Yeah, I mean, I
just cannot believe
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I'm partnered with you.
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Oh, I know!
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I still can't believe
that I get to work
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with the prettiest
girl in class.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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You didn't have to say that.
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I mean, really.
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Oh, but I mean it.
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You're great.
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So, what did you
want to talk about?
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Um... you know
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I wanted to tell you
that you're great, too.
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Oh!
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Arms!
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Oh, right.
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Do I spy a pupil with a problem?
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Perhaps I can help.
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Possibly... You know what?
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It's a science thing
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and nothing you could
spray, I mean say, would help.
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Sorry. Okay.
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But may I propose
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you talk to your
science teacher...
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Mrs. Depaulo, or is it depallo?
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No, depaulo.
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You know what? We just call her
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"teach." that's
what we call her.
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And you know
what? I'm about to go
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see teach right now.
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Buh-bye.
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Huh.
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"Teach."
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I wish I had a pet name.
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Mrs. Depaulo, do
you have a minute?
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Raven, I've been
meaning to talk to you.
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I'm so proud of the way you've
been working with Ben Sturkey.
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A lot of students
would have complained
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but not you.
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No.
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Now, what did you
want to see me about?
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Yeah, okay. Um...
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You know, I was wondering,
was it depaulo, or depollo?
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Depaulo.
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Okay. I thought so.
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That was almost too easy.
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Mrs. Depollo... Depaulo.
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Whatever. Ben stinks.
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Isn't that a little harsh?
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Ben's a nice guy,
don't get me wrong
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but ever since I
was just a little tyke
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um, I've been allergic to b.O.
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All right, I don't go
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to sporting events, gyms.
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You know, you can ask my doctor.
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Well, this project is a
big part of your grade.
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And I really want
to do well in it.
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Okay. I won't force
you to work with Ben.
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I'm very...
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We got an "a."
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I'll have to tell
Ben... How much...
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I am looking forward
to working with him.
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Did I tell you Ben's my boy?
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All right.
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But I thought he stinks.
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Now, Ms. Depaulo
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that's a little harsh,
don't you think?
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Shame on you.
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Um...
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Hey, Ben, doesn't
that go up there?
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Oh, yeah.
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You know what, something
is on the back of your head.
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You better get it, you hear?
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It was just your hair.
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Looks great... Keep
up the good work.
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So glad to have you in the
house... come again soon.
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Oh, thanks, Mrs. Baxter.
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Mom, you gotta breathe sometime.
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Not in here.
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Hey, Corey, what's
with the snorkel?
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How do you breathe?
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I don't.
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That's kind of the point.
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I finally figured out what
was so gross about me
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in your vision...
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this.
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You've got a bandage!
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Covering a huge zit.
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Hey, Eddie.
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Don't get up. You just
keep working right there.
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Kitchen.
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I mean, why don't I just tell
crystal I cut myself shaving?
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Okay, 'cause if
she believes that
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you got to dump the girl
'cause she's kind of slow.
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No, no, he's got a
little mustache coming...
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
267
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I'm thinking of
your friend Audrey.
268
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:07,966
You think it's funny?
269
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:11,733
You think this...
Ooh! ...Is funny?
270
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:15,367
Okay, I'm going to need
you to cover that back up.
271
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,199
I appreciate your
concern, man...
272
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,733
It's just a little nosebleed.
273
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,733
I need him out of my house.
274
00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,766
But we haven't
finished our project.
275
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,767
Here's an idea.
276
00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:28,866
Why don't you work at his house?
277
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,599
No, no, no, uh-uh,
I cannot do that
278
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,666
because, you see, I've
never met his family.
279
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,400
He might be the clean one.
280
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,500
Ooh, daddy.
281
00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:42,733
The "band-aid on the zit" trick.
282
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,599
So, what did you do,
cut yourself "shaving?"
283
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,933
That's it.
284
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,966
There's no way I'm going
to the carnival tomorrow.
285
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,933
I'm calling crystal and
saying I'm sick, Raven.
286
00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:51,934
No, you're not.
287
00:13:51,935 --> 00:13:53,199
See, what you're going to do is
288
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,766
you're going to stick
your face in there.
289
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,966
It's going to suck it all out.
290
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,399
I'm not putting
my face in there.
291
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,966
But you don't have to.
292
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,999
Look, crystal's not going
to care about that pimple.
293
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,966
Sure, she'll see it, but then
she'll spend some time with you
294
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,733
you'll make her laugh,
and soon she'll want to know
295
00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:08,400
about the man behind the pimple.
296
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,566
Oh!
297
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:16,567
If she can find the man...
'cause that thing is nasty!
298
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:21,933
You know, I've found the
best place to hide from them...
299
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:22,934
In here.
300
00:14:22,935 --> 00:14:24,933
♪ Yeah ♪
301
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,399
♪ whoo! ♪
302
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,834
♪ Aw, yeah... ♪
303
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,200
♪ Yeah ♪
304
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,734
♪ ooh, yeah. ♪
305
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:47,233
I can't... move... my face.
306
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,866
That's because you were
only supposed to put it here.
307
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:53,899
Just so you know
308
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:58,867
I'm giving you a really
dirty look right now.
309
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,733
28 minutes and 19 seconds...
310
00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:09,500
That's how long I and my
nose have been in there.
311
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,999
The good news... I
finished the project.
312
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,200
The bad news... We
have to burn the couch.
313
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,999
Have no fear, family!
314
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,767
I'm going to blow
the stink away!
315
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,499
My project's
going to get ruined.
316
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,734
I cannot let that happen!
317
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:51,199
I'm okay... It's
just the project
318
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,566
but we can fix it
tomorrow after the carnival
319
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,500
even if it takes all night.
320
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,065
All night.
321
00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:04,133
I feel a nosebleed coming on.
322
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:16,499
Um, hey, Ben... It's so great
323
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,566
that you volunteered to
help out with the dunk tank.
324
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,833
Um, actually, you
volunteered me.
325
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,866
Oh, yeah, that's
right, it's all for charity.
326
00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:23,967
It's all for charity.
327
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,834
Oh, come on, you
throw like a girl!
328
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,933
Lady, can you give
someone else a chance?
329
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:41,699
No way. My baby wants
it, my baby's getting it.
330
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,600
That big spotted
dog is coming down.
331
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,132
You the man.
332
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,999
♪ Go mama, go mama ♪
333
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,867
♪ go mama, go, go... ♪
334
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,599
Yes!
335
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,999
Mom, can I have one of those?
336
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,299
No.
337
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,966
Ooh, nothing like an
outdoor barbecue grill
338
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,733
to get the juices flowing.
339
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:04,966
Mm, no. I'm feeling luckier.
340
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,833
Come on, Corey.
341
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:09,199
Oh, we've got
piping hot pork ribs
342
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,400
hamburger patties...
And soda pop.
343
00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:14,700
Uh, I'll have a root beer.
344
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,033
With a lid.
345
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:21,700
Perfect!
346
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:32,566
Hey, Raven have you seen Eddie?
347
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:33,866
Crystal, I think he's over there
348
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,199
by the cotton candy machine.
349
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,200
Okay, thanks.
350
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
No prob.
351
00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:39,132
I cannot keep doing this.
352
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,299
Why not?
353
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,866
Because... you told
her you'll meet her here.
354
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:46,032
And you told me
this would be gone.
355
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,733
What am I going to do, Rae?
356
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,499
You know what,
Eddie, face it, okay?
357
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,099
There's only one
thing you can do.
358
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:55,299
Yes, it is the magic of makeup.
359
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,199
It's just so weird, not to...
360
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,099
Hey, that's amazing.
361
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,499
You can't even see it. I know.
362
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,100
So, what do you
really look like?
363
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,467
You will never know.
364
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,867
Can't you wimps hit anything?
365
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,833
So, uh, what's
your favorite color?
366
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:36,199
Well, it's between
periwinkle blue
367
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,999
and seafoam green.
368
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,032
Uh-huh. Mine, too. Really?
369
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:42,899
Yeah, we have a
lot in common, girl.
370
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,733
Oh, uh, you got
a little mustard.
371
00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:48,099
Oh, let me knock that out, baby.
372
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,500
It's still there. You know what?
373
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,934
Gross!
374
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,500
All right, it's
disgusting, I know.
375
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,833
Eddie, get back here.
376
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,833
Crystal, what is wrong with you?
377
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:05,834
It is just a pimple.
378
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:06,834
So what?
379
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:08,399
Eddie is a great guy.
380
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,599
If we let little stupid stuff
like that get in the way
381
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,499
we'd never get to know anybody.
382
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,699
I mean, look, he spits
383
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,466
but I know he's a great teacher.
384
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,999
Look, she has a
mouth full of braces
385
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,666
but she is the fastest girl
386
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:21,733
on the track team.
387
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,699
And he smells.
388
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,466
All right, but he's
good in science
389
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,500
and he's a nice... guy.
390
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:37,499
Ooh... who deserves
to be treated a lot better.
391
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,000
All for a stupid grade.
392
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,899
Look, Eddie, you know what?
393
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,899
I don't care about
a stupid pimple.
394
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,866
It's just the
makeup that's weird.
395
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:55,499
Well, I only did it so
that you would like me.
396
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,099
Eddie, I wouldn't
have come here today
397
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,766
if I didn't like you.
398
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:00,734
For real?
399
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:01,866
Yes.
400
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,399
Can we just start over, maybe?
401
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,933
Well, I really got to
think about this. Yes!
402
00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:09,032
Okay.
403
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,599
Hey.
404
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,833
I'm still dry!
405
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:14,199
Must be some
kind of record, huh?
406
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,032
Yeah. Uh, Ben?
407
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:19,199
Could you please
come on out of there?
408
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,232
I kind of need to talk
to you about something.
409
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:22,966
Oh, sure. What's up?
410
00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:24,207
Well, it's kind of hard to say.
411
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,799
I am so sorry.
412
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,933
That was a total accident.
413
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:35,866
Why is this water all soapy?
414
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,032
Oh, okay.
415
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,299
The water's soapy
because I put soap in it.
416
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,399
Why... why would you do that?
417
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,599
Because I'm a real jerk.
418
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,299
Oh, no, you're not a
jerk, you're my friend.
419
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,300
Okay.
420
00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:49,966
So, as a friend, here goes...
421
00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:51,099
Ben, you stink.
422
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,799
All right, I'm sorry.
423
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,499
I do?
424
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,299
I mean, hasn't anybody
ever told you that before?
425
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,799
Well, my mom, but I
mean, that's just my mom.
426
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,366
She thinks my dad smells, too.
427
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,733
Interesting.
428
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:09,499
Well, I... I mean, I guess
I could just shower more.
429
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,032
It's no big deal.
430
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,666
Great!
431
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,399
Ben, if that's what you
want, 'cause you know...
432
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,499
Hmph! I don't care
if you take a shower.
433
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,600
Well, then I won't.
434
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,667
All right.
435
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,799
Son, when you have
436
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,299
a problem, and
people don't point it out
437
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:37,399
you can lose perspective.
438
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,499
If I had a problem
439
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,699
I would not want people
to beat around the bush.
440
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,132
Son, I have one word
441
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:45,799
which will change
your life forever...
442
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,033
Anti-perspirant.
443
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,867
Pathetic.
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