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Hey, girls,
party on the 14th.
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Don't worry
about RSVPing
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'cause I know
you all are coming.
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Now, it is so cool
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that your parents are
letting you have this party.
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I mean
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the last party my
parents let me throw
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my dad was in a big,
purple dinosaur suit.
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Yeah, but the best
part of this
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is that it's not
a birthday party, girl.
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It's a party for no reason.
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I feel so grownup.
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I'm having a party.
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I'm having a party.
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I'm having a...
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Will you come to my soiree?
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Hey, girl, party on the 14th
at my house
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and I love them slingbacks.
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There you go.
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Oh
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and if you're going in sandals
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you should probably
shave your toes.
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Yes, yes.
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So, are you making a
dress for the big night?
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I was until I found
the cutest outfit.
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Let me explain it. You ready?
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Mm.
Bootleg pants
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with graffiti print
and a matching top.
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Ooh, I am going
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to be TFTIR--
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the finest thing
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in the room.
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Raven.
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Nicki.
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Love the jacket, Rae.
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I used to have one just like it
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when it was in style.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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Oh, and Nicki
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I'm loving what you're doing
with your makeup, girl.
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It's covering most
of them scales.
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No offense.
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I heard you were having a party.
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Yeah.
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Everyone's invited.
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Yeah, it's a
grownup party.
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You know
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I'm often amazed
at how little we have in common.
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I mean, my dad
is a pro baseball player
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and yours is a... cook.
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A chef.
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Potato, potahto.
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Either way you spin it,
your dad cooks 'em.
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Anyhoo...
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The point is,
one minute
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we have nothing in common,
and the next, we're, like...
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soul mates.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, if you check my Web site
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you'll see
that I myself am having a party
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which you won't be able
to attend.
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And why is that?
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Because it's the same night
as yours.
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Those aren't mine.
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Yep, that's me.
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Man, I really still
cannot believe it.
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What are the odds
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that you and Nicki would
have a party on the same day?
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Chelsea, wake
up, okay.
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This wasn't an accident.
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Nicki Peterson has been out
to get me
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since she came to this school.
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It's because
I don't kiss up to her.
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Well, I don't kiss up to her.
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I'm just really nice to her
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'cause she has cute shoes
and a really great house.
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Oh, is-is that superficial?
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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Nicki's still mad
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because I didn't want to be one
of her hairspray girls.
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Those girls are fine.
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Shoot.
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But we hate them.
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You don't have
to hate them, Eddie.
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Good, 'cause I love them.
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Well, if you love them,
then you can go
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to Nicki's party,
'cause I'm canceling mine.
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What? Oh, Rae, come on.
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Just 'cause a couple people
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returned their invitations
really.
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What about all your
other loyal friends?
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Okay, how about a small,
intimate gathering?
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No. Girl, forget it.
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You know how long it took me
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to do these invitations?
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Three weeks.
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What are you complaining
about, Rae?
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I licked all of these.
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There's a bucket of spit
I'll never get back.
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Party! Whoo!
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You guys, I just had a vision
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that everybody came to my party.
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Ooh, are you serious, really?
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Okay, what was I wearing?
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'Cause I really can't decide.
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It doesn't matter, okay?
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But I do know
that this is one vision
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I'm going
to make sure comes true.
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Yes, that's the Raven
I know, right, Eddie?
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You know, I have an opening
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for a couple
of hairspray girls myself.
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Oh, that's janky.
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Monster dodgeball.
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I can wipe out
the whole first grade.
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It's not a dodgeball.
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It's an exercise ball.
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How do you exercise
with that?
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You blow it up.
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Your mother bought it for me.
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For some reason,
she thinks I'm out of shape.
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Hey, you blew it
up already.
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I guess you didn't
need the pump.
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There was a pump?
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So, Raven
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have you
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canceled your party yet?
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Actually, Nicki
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I have no intention
of canceling my party.
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Hey, here's your invitation
back, Andy.
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I think you might have
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accidentally stuffed it
in my locker.
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Oh, yeah, but
you know what.
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Don't feel bad, okay?
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Because a lot
of people did.
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What are you doing?
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There's no way
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that your party can
compete with my party.
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Nicki, come on, girl.
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It is crazy for us
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to have our parties
on the same night.
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You know what?
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I was thinking
the same thing
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so, here's why you
should move yours.
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It's yours.
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Oh, well
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in the spirit of negotiation
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I'm just going to
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you know, let
that one just
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slide right off
and say this.
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Move your party!
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I don't think so.
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Well, I know so.
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You so don't know so.
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I so do know so
know so so... no.
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Ricky Rodriguez!
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Hi, Ricky!
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Hello, girls.
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I don't know
if you've heard, but...
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I am having a party
next Saturday
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at my house, and I'd
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love for you to come.
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To my house
which is three doors down.
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From my house,
which is three doors up
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and it's also...
a better house.
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Well...
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I am having a band
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and, um, henna tattoos.
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I'm having
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a fire breather and, uh...
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music videos
on my giant screen TV.
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Bring your appetite
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'cause my dad,
a professional chef
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will be doing all the cooking.
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Do you like crab puffs?
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My dad, a professional
baseball player
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is bringing
the San Francisco Giants.
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Do you like autographed
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baseballs?
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Well, my dad's bringing busboys.
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Do you like clean tables?
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Your dad plays
for the Giants?
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Yeah. Second base.
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I hate the Giants.
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We'll be at Ravens',
right, guys?
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That was not a hairspray snap.
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That was a "we're leaving" snap.
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You're out.
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You're in.
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One.
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Did you feel the burn?
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Oh, I felt the burn.
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Please don't make me
feel it again.
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It shouldn't be hurting
this much.
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I wonder
what you're doing wrong.
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What's wrong is I'm doing it.
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Okay, let's
stretch you out.
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Come around.
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Oh, this sounds painful.
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Oh, I was right.
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Um, I want
to watch TV.
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Could you guys go get your
groove on somewhere else?
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Oh, good!
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I see you finally took
that ugly Raven mask off.
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Oh, that's okay, Corey.
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Have your fun now
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'cause next Saturday
when I'm throwing my party
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you will be someone else's
problem.
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You're making
a mistake
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not letting me come
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'cause I found that people come
for the party
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but they stay for the Corey.
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Answer that.
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You answer it.
I'm busy.
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Doing what?
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Smelling my feet.
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Trust me.
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I can smell them
from over here, okay?
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Now, go answer the door.
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Coming.
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Party!
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Hey, where's Raven?
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It's that
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green thing over there.
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Raven?
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Hey, you all.
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I mean, it's not like
I don't, you know
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love you all,
but what you all doing here?
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Is that the
way you come
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to your own party?
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Yeah.
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What kind of party is this?
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Um, it's not any kind of party
'cause my party's next week.
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Well, we all
got e-mails
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saying that you changed
your party to this week.
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Yeah.
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Who would do that?
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No need to thank me.
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Raven.
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You know
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you were right.
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We shouldn't both have our party
on the same night, so
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as we decided
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I'm going to let you go first.
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What?
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We never...
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You are such...
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Smile.
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Nicki, how could you
do this to me?
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You know my party
is next week.
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Raven, all of these people
can't be wrong.
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Well, if this party's
happenin', I got to change.
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One of us got
to look good.
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So, where are
those crab puffs?
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I'm starving.
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Hey, and what
about the band?
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And henna tattoos?
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Hey, I was thinking
of putting one right...
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Girl, you better pull that
back up!
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There is no... party today,
okay?
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It's next week.
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This has been a dirty trick.
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Raven, you know,
I could see how
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you're so confused.
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Throwing a party can be
very stressful.
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I guess
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some people are more partygoers
than party-givers.
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And I guess you are neither.
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No offense.
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Hey, guys
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she forgot her own party.
273
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:55,303
I did not forget
my party, okay?!
274
00:11:55,304 --> 00:11:57,675
Then why are you in pajamas
and a mud mask?
275
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:58,741
Well, because...
276
00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:01,314
Nicki, because...
277
00:12:01,315 --> 00:12:03,844
Because it's a pajamas
and mud party.
278
00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:06,126
Pajamas and mud for everybody!
279
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:08,124
Mom, what are you doing?
280
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,524
It's called stalling.
281
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:10,753
Your father and I will
keep everybody busy
282
00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:12,056
and you go change.
283
00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:14,977
I have to change?
284
00:12:14,978 --> 00:12:15,877
Mom...
285
00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:18,128
Dad's wearing spandex.
286
00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:24,895
Let's get funky!
287
00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,493
Everybody ready to party
288
00:12:54,494 --> 00:12:56,272
say, "Hey! Ho!"
289
00:12:56,273 --> 00:12:57,738
Everybody... come back.
290
00:12:57,739 --> 00:12:59,144
Where y'all going?
291
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:01,530
I don't know.
292
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,368
I was too busy watching
your parents do the bump.
293
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:11,607
Mom... Dad...
294
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:14,461
not the bump.
295
00:13:16,057 --> 00:13:19,146
Well, it was either that
or the funky chicken.
296
00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:25,081
Well, then, I will, uh
297
00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:27,863
I'll leave you
to have a good cry.
298
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:32,816
Corey's in the house!
299
00:13:32,817 --> 00:13:34,180
Corey's in the house!
300
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,019
Hold back!
301
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:40,409
Whoo! This party
got bad in a hurry.
302
00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:45,744
Yeah, well,
Mom and Dad started dancing
303
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:47,089
and everybody went home.
304
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:50,735
Oh, man, another good party
ruined by the bump.
305
00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:02,907
Hey, let's
get in line.
306
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,102
You know
307
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,571
this party thing
is so humiliating.
308
00:14:06,572 --> 00:14:08,876
I don't know why I just don't
switch schools.
309
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:11,224
Rae, the worst
is over.
310
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,355
Come on. He's right, Rae.
311
00:14:12,356 --> 00:14:13,987
What more could
she possibly do?
312
00:14:13,988 --> 00:14:15,402
Yeah, I guess.
313
00:14:15,403 --> 00:14:17,257
God, this line
is taking forever.
314
00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:18,188
I know.
315
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,296
What are we waiting for anyway?
316
00:14:21,297 --> 00:14:23,699
Must be something good.
Everybody's here.
317
00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:26,352
Next!
318
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:28,102
Thanks.
319
00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,701
Get your souvenir
320
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,917
from the worst party
of the year!
321
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:35,018
Relive the horror
again and again!
322
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,269
Wow, Rae, you thought
your party was bad.
323
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,692
Look at that girl.
324
00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:48,231
That is a girl, isn't it?
325
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:52,219
That's me! It's me!
326
00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:56,573
She took that picture of me
when I was at my party.
327
00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:01,586
I can't beat her.
328
00:15:01,587 --> 00:15:03,661
She is pure evil.
329
00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:04,578
Come on.
330
00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:06,808
Good always beats evil.
331
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:09,377
Aah! Wait,
I totally forgot.
332
00:15:09,378 --> 00:15:10,856
This is real life.
333
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,381
Rae, you did it.
334
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,602
You totally won.
335
00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:18,658
You finally beat Nicki.
336
00:15:21,995 --> 00:15:23,715
What? What did you see?
337
00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:30,268
Let's just say it's not over
until the bleached blonde cries.
338
00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:39,107
Okay, so, tell me again
what happened to the ball.
339
00:15:39,108 --> 00:15:41,522
I was sharpening
the steak knives
340
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,197
and one of the slipped.
341
00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:46,571
Mm-hmm. So, okay,
why were there
342
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,142
22 holes in it?
343
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:51,336
Because it wouldn't die.
344
00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:53,701
Okay, see, that's why
345
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,919
we're buying three
this time.
346
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,676
Fine, we're taking my car.
347
00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,505
Forget it.
We're jogging.
348
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,907
Honey, is that music
from Nicki's party
349
00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:03,861
going to bother you?
350
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,449
Oh, no, Mom, we'll be okay.
351
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,356
I'm just going to chill out
and watch some movies.
352
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,341
Oh! Is that Barry Bonds?
353
00:16:09,342 --> 00:16:11,046
Barry Bonds, you the man!
354
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,606
Now he runs.
355
00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:18,488
Okay, uh, Eddie,
how's the video hookup coming?
356
00:16:18,489 --> 00:16:19,903
All right.
357
00:16:20,203 --> 00:16:22,610
Just got to connect
this one cable and we're set.
358
00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:23,912
Cool. Chelsea, got the bait?
359
00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:25,458
Yes, I do. It's right here.
360
00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:28,460
Great. Now, just to reel in
this fish.
361
00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:31,914
Nicki, hi, girl.
362
00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:33,843
It's Ravey.
Yeah, what's crackin'?
363
00:16:33,844 --> 00:16:37,801
Listen, I got the most beautiful
arrangement of flowers today.
364
00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:39,882
Yes, I think they sent it
to the wrong house.
365
00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:41,775
And I think it was
a secret admirer
366
00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:43,229
so I'll just open the card.
367
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,443
Oh, oh, you're coming over?
368
00:16:46,909 --> 00:16:49,372
Okay. Okay, great.
369
00:16:49,373 --> 00:16:50,778
All right.
370
00:16:51,529 --> 00:16:54,273
Four, three, two...
371
00:16:56,872 --> 00:16:58,303
Let the games begin.
372
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:05,284
Sorry it took me
so long. Traffic.
373
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,855
Must be all of
my party guests.
374
00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:10,524
Oh, yeah, so, Nicki,
yeah, you're wearing my outfit.
375
00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:14,203
Oh, you mean the one that you
returned and I got for 30% off
376
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,790
because it reeked
of failed party.
377
00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:17,668
Yeah.
378
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:20,096
And it looks great on you.
379
00:17:21,353 --> 00:17:22,544
So would a piano.
380
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:23,759
Excuse me?
381
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,154
I said, um, yeah
382
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:27,126
so you're having a piano
at your party?
383
00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:28,881
Yes. It'll be filled
with shrimp.
384
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,932
Now, uh, my flowers, please,
because my guests are waiting.
385
00:17:32,338 --> 00:17:33,372
Hey, guys.
386
00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:35,297
Check out my new leaf blower.
387
00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:37,903
What are you doing?
388
00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:40,547
They say not to use
this thing indoors
389
00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:42,707
but I don't know why!
390
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:43,962
Turn it off!
391
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,584
Turn it up?! Okay!
392
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,441
Turn it off!
393
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,702
Look at what you did to my hair!
394
00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:57,089
Well, on the plus side,
it's totally leaf-free.
395
00:17:58,385 --> 00:18:00,748
Aah! That darn Eddie.
396
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:02,352
You know what,
we'll get that
397
00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:03,701
fixed for you, Nicki.
398
00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:05,361
Chelsea! Hairspray.
399
00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:10,412
Wait. Wait a second.
400
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:11,335
No, wait, wait.
401
00:18:11,336 --> 00:18:11,961
What are you doing?
402
00:18:11,962 --> 00:18:13,357
You're getting me
all sticky!
403
00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:16,956
That darn Chelsea.
404
00:18:17,753 --> 00:18:20,007
Golly gee, I'm hopeless.
405
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:21,777
Pillow...
406
00:18:21,778 --> 00:18:24,004
fight...!
407
00:18:36,443 --> 00:18:38,310
What are you doing?
408
00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:42,006
That darn Corey.
409
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:44,173
Me? She broke my pillow.
410
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,688
Look at me.
411
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,982
I cannot walk out of here
like this!
412
00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:49,629
Maybe you can fly.
413
00:18:51,573 --> 00:18:52,679
Come on.
414
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,666
Listen, go out
through the kitchen
415
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,509
and cut through the backyard.
416
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,545
No one will see. Come on.
417
00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:57,172
Girl, I hope
you're not upset.
418
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:04,972
Sprinkler?
419
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:06,619
I don't mind if I do.
420
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,047
Man...
421
00:19:15,048 --> 00:19:16,443
that's cool.
422
00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:28,203
I am soaking wet.
423
00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:30,264
Those darn sprinklers.
424
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,624
Towel, anyone?
425
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,073
Give me that!
426
00:19:42,596 --> 00:19:45,096
What is all over my face?
427
00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:49,807
Girl, it's
pistachio pudding.
428
00:19:49,808 --> 00:19:51,040
Eddie?
429
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:52,593
Wait!
430
00:19:52,594 --> 00:19:53,427
What are you doing?
431
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:55,364
Making some kind
of freaky home video?
432
00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:57,726
I rigged the camera to
the big screen TV at your party.
433
00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:59,770
No, then everyone's going
to see me like this.
434
00:19:59,771 --> 00:20:00,685
That's right.
435
00:20:00,686 --> 00:20:02,456
Smile for your guests, honey.
436
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:04,980
Come on, you guys.
437
00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:06,050
Please, no.
438
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,999
Everyone's going to see me
like this.
439
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,242
Please.
440
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:15,593
Go on, Rae.
441
00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:16,740
Put the camera on.
442
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:17,970
Rae, you did it.
443
00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,067
You totally won.
444
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:20,382
You finally beat Nicki.
445
00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:25,823
You know... I knew you
were going to say that
446
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,535
but I didn't know
I'd feel this bad.
447
00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:29,701
What?
448
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:31,352
Rae, what are you
talking about?
449
00:20:31,353 --> 00:20:32,409
Yeah, come on, Rae.
450
00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:33,223
Revenge is sweet.
451
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:35,971
I mean, she embarrassed
you, you embarrass her.
452
00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:37,033
She had it coming.
453
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,176
Yeah, but guys,
if I win this way
454
00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:40,537
then I'm just like her
and that's worse than losing.
455
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:48,316
Nicki, come on, let's
go get you cleaned up.
456
00:21:04,579 --> 00:21:05,914
Hello, ladies.
457
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,937
This is Corey Baxter speaking.
458
00:21:07,938 --> 00:21:09,965
The real party
is three doors down.
459
00:21:10,457 --> 00:21:11,672
I'll be waiting.
460
00:21:22,845 --> 00:21:24,297
Thanks, Raven
461
00:21:24,298 --> 00:21:25,702
for letting me
borrow your dress.
462
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:28,037
You know, Raven actually
made that dress herself.
463
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,441
You know,
you can bring it back
464
00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:30,606
after the party.
It's cool.
465
00:21:30,607 --> 00:21:32,932
I'm not going to wear this
to my party.
466
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:35,977
It's just going to get me across
the street until I can change.
467
00:21:35,978 --> 00:21:37,245
Bye-bye.
468
00:21:39,728 --> 00:21:41,066
Hate her.
Hate her.
469
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:43,759
Rae, you so should
have got her back
470
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,861
when you had
the chance.
471
00:21:45,858 --> 00:21:47,354
I believe these are mine.
472
00:21:53,183 --> 00:21:54,229
Ciao.
473
00:21:56,617 --> 00:21:57,623
Rae, Rae, Rae.
474
00:21:57,624 --> 00:21:58,466
You forgot
to tell her
475
00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,473
that we loaded those
flowers with poison ivy.
476
00:22:01,164 --> 00:22:02,818
That darn Raven.
477
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:06,326
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