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(ROCK BEAT PLAYING)
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(SINGSONG) Like, wow,
like, crap, last year I wasa high school brat
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But now I'm hereHope I'm the oneyou pick to cheer
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Fantastic!
I'm sorry. What?
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Oh, nothing. Don't let me
slow you down. It's just. . .
Well, you're a surprise.
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How do you mean?
You have great spirit.
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But just a tad
more volume,
if you would.
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I apologize.
Continue.
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Like, whoo, like, wheeI'm at the university
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I'm psyched, I'm hereHope I'm the oneyou choose to cheer
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I yell real loud and makethe Stingers super proud
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MAN: Brilliant!
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My dear,
you are wonderful.
Cheer genius personified.
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A real individual.
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I'm joking, you spaz!
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Pardon me?
That was a cheer?
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That was the most boring,
unoriginal, biggest piece
of crap I've ever seen!
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You suck!
(GASPS)
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(CACKLING)
(WHIMPERING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Mom, where are we?
Where are you, dear?
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You finally made it.
You're in college.
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(CHATTERING)
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Oh, man!
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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C-Come onThe big gameis just about rockin'
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Hi. Can you guys tell me
how to get to Bancroft Hall?
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Hi. Can you tell me
how to get to. . .
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Hi, girls.
Can you guys tell me
how to get to Bancroft. . .
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Excuse me!
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Hi. It's where some
of the cheerleaders
are staying.
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Um, I'm trying out
for the team.
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You girls don't cheer,
do you?
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First of all,
it's women, not girls.
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Oh.
Second, um, we do
neo-modern ballet.
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We don't wave
pom-poms.
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And third,
we can't direct you
to Bancroft Hall,
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because Nathaniel Bancroft
was a slave owner
and an imperialist!
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Okay. Thanks.
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Appreciate it.
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You're not giving
up already, are you?
Monica!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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First day of college,
I'm already saving
my roommate.
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You did not
have to save me.
I have been saving
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your butt ever since
cheerleader camp.
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Have not!
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Really?
I remember a time
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a spotter was
out of position and
one of our cheerleaders
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was gonna do
a face-plant.
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Who was that
cheerleader again?
Okay. Okay. I get it.
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(LAUGHING) I think
the score is Monica, two.
Whittier, zero.
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And Bancroft Hall
is this way.
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Did you know
that Nathaniel Bancroft
was a slave owner
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and an imperialist?
Our room has
a ceiling fan.
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DEAN SEBASTIAN:
As well as paint balloons,panty trees,
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super-gluing faculty doors,releasing lab animals
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and most important,I'd like to remind you
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that if you musturinate,
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please do itin a toiIet.
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Do not... I repeat,do not urinate
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on an original manuscript of
The Canterbury Tales
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Located inthe school library.
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You writing this down?
You'd think I wouldn't
have to say that.
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The Nutcracker
is a patriarchal ballet.
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Okay? The only good thing in
The Nutcracker
are the rats, and they die.
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(GRUNTING)
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Shakespeare. Hamlet?
(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
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"Euripidie."
Euri. . . Eur. . .
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(WHISPERS
INDISTINCTLY)
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Euripides.
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Lastly, we hopeyou take advantage ofthe many extracurriculars
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here at the university.
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Although, I must reportwe've had to cut funding
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to some of the morenon-essential programs
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on campus such asthe martial arts club,
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the ballet society...
(GASPS) Wha. . .
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...and the entire musicaltheater department.
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MAN: That's
a worthwhile program!
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Fortunately, we haven'thad to cut any money fromour two prized programs,
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the football team...
That's right!
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(BOYS GRUNTING)
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Yeah!
And your seven-time
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defending collegiate championStinger cheerleading squad!
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Yeah!
Let's hear itfor our heroes!
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STUDENTS: (CHANTING)
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Hey, everybody!
I'm Tina Hammersmith!
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(EXCITED SQUEAL)
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Y'all ready to rock
the body electric?
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Ah!
Let's get this
party started!
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Five, six,
seven, eight!
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(TECHNO POP PLAYING)
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GIRL: Whoo!
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GIRL: Yeah!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
You go, girl!
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CHEERLEADERS:
Two, three, four.
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Stingers in the house!
We're on the attack!
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That's right!
Got no extra fat!
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We don't eat Big Macs!
It's gross!
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Step to us!
You might get smacked!
TINA: Whacked!
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We got more game
than the man
they call Shaq!
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The moonwalk! The twist!
The shake and bake!
The what?
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We can do it all
right here at State!
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Strap yourself in
so your mind won't blow!
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Sit back, relax
and enjoy the show!
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What's wrong
with you people?
Stop it!
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Yeah! Stingers!
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This is terrible.
What do you mean
"terrible"?
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They're perfect.
I know.
That's what's terrible.
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They are perfect.
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Speaking of perfect.
You ever checked out
your own ass?
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Whoa!
Gross!
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Just pay him no mind.
No. No. I think
we should pay him mind.
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I mean, this. . .
this man has a lot to say.
I do.
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I have a lot to say.
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He's a unique individual.
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Very unique individual.
With his own thoughts
and ideas.
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My own thoughts.
My own ideas.
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Who would never
make a fool of himself.
Never ever
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make a fool of myself.
Even if he was blindly
mimicking whatever I said.
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Even if I was blindly. . .
(LAUGHS)
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Hey, punk.
Be watchin' you.
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Smart guy.
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Thank you.
No problem.
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Belly ring?
No belly ring?
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It's a cheerleading tryout.
They're going to be looking
at your moves,
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not your body jewelry.
Oh, I know.
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But here's my theory.
If they concentrate
on my belly,
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they won't recognize
if I mess up on
my back handsprings.
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Whit, you're not
gonna mess up. Come on.
I've seen your cheer skills.
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They're for real.
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Maybe for high school,
but this is college.
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And in college
you have to be the poo.
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Well, that shaggy boy
at orientation sure
thought you were the poo.
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(GIGGLES)
He was all on you
like ugly on an Osborne.
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Him?
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You think?
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He did smile at me.
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Mmm-hmm.
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But I can't lose
my concentration. I've really
got to focus on tomorrow.
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I got to work
on my cheer moves.
Hit it, girl.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Before we begin,
I want you to know that
just by trying out today,
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you're already a winner.
(GIGGLING)
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Unless, of course,
you get cut.
In which case,
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technically you're a loser.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(CAMERA WHIRS)
So, go for it.
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Okay, I'll start
with a simple aerial.
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No, I was thinking more
of a front handspring,
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back handspring,
front handspring,
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back handspring,
back handspring,
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front handspring,
back handspring.
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(SINGSONG)
Okay! Give me an "S-S"
Give me a "T-R".
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(GRUNTS)
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
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That was awesome.
So, do you got
any good cheers?
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I got something for ya.
I got a little shout out.
You got a what?
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I got to give
a shout out to all
my people, baby! Whoo!
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I'm flossin'!
You can't see me.
I got the ice.
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It's just blindin' ya!
Peace, and I'm out!
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Back handspring,
front handspring, cartwheel,
back handspring, cartwheel.
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(SINGSONG)
Give me an "S-S"
Give me a "T-R".
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I just screwed up again!
Dang it!
I can't believe it! No!
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Just kill me right now!
Bam! Haha! Please?
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Front handspring,
cartwheel, back handspring,
back handspring, cartwheel. . .
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Ooh.
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Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God.
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Thanks for coming.
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(CAMERA WHIRS)
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And lastly,
Smith, comma, Whittier.
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Okay. So. . .
Wait.
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What is it?
That thing.
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That shiny
offensive thing,
midsection.
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Oh, that's my belly ring.
Lose it immediately.
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Okay. Sorry.
(SCOFFS)
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(RING RATTLES)
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(ROLLS ACROSS FLOOR)
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(CLATTERING)
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Okay. Are you ready?
How about, are you ready?
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(SNICKERS)
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I think so.
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Here I go! Hit it!
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(UP-TEMPO SCRATCH MIX PLAYING)
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(PANTING)
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How's that?
Thank you.
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MARNI: Sheila.
TINA: Too fat.
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Kenny.
TINA: Too dorky.
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Brenda.
TOGETHER: Psycho!
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Cindy.
Snaggletooth.
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Carol-Ann.
Eczema.
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It's called lotion.
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Theo.
Too gay!
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Patrick?
Not gay enough.
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(CHUCKLES)
And finally, Whittier.
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She's okay.
"Okay"? Marni, she's future
head cheerleader material.
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Memo, pink ink,
we already have our future
head cheerleader. Hi.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
The only difference
being, she's cute.
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Yeah, she's cute the way
a smushed-up bug is cute.
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Oh, and excuse me.
Did you see her
blond hair?
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So fake!
(SCOFFS)
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Well, if that's not the pot
calling the kettle blond.
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Oh! I was. . .
I was born
with dark roots.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Well, anyway,
I'd be all over her.
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You know,
if she had a schwinger.
Maybe she does.
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TINA: Enough!
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You two bitches can catfight
all night, but I'm the one
that makes the decisions.
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Until I do,
you're dismissed.
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Leave me.
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Ow! (COUGHS)
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No time
for rest, cherub.
Dean Sebastian.
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I didn't know
you were here.
I've been here six hours.
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Saw every last
peppy pigtail that passed
through this place.
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Pretty ugly, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
Some were ugly.
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Some were hideous.
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While others were sublime.
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I'm talking about State's
next head cheerleader.
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Smith, comma, Whittier.
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Whittier can't be head
cheerleader next year.
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She's just a freshman.
She's just good
is what she is.
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But the head
cheerleader spot
is reserved for Marni.
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Tina!
The State cheerleading
squad has won
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seven consecutive
national titles,
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which over that time has
tripled alumni donations
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and allowed me the life
to which I am accustomed.
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Just last year,
I upgraded
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from an '88 Jetta
to a 2003 Passat.
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I'm not about to throw
all that away
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over some brown-nosing
mediocrity named Marni.
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00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,429
Whittier might
have what it takes,
but she's awfully raw.
233
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,767
That, dear, is why
you must mold her.
234
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:57,062
Shape her. Twist her
like Silly Putty.
235
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,732
If you make her
half as great
as you are,
236
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,735
the national title
will stay here
for years to come.
237
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,364
Remember
the school motto.
"Whatever it takes."
238
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,199
I can't hear you.
(STAMPS FLOOR)
239
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,868
"Whatever it takes!"
240
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,914
(EXHALES)
241
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,127
Welcome to the team.
242
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,420
(WHITTIER SQUEALING)
243
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,546
Welcome to the team.
244
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,672
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
245
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,842
Welcome to the. . .
Oh, uh, this is
a size four.
246
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,177
Is that gonna be
too small for you?
Kidding!
247
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,929
Kidding!
Get outta here.
248
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,182
Welcome to the team.
249
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,434
Wait!
This isn't a uniform.
250
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,768
These are towels.
251
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,645
You're very perceptive,
aren't you?
252
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,439
But aren't I on the team?
253
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,650
Of course,
you're on the team.
As a towel girl.
254
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,944
It's an honor.
255
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:47,905
How is it an honor?
256
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,698
(INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE)
257
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:54,244
Say there is no towel girl.
Say Greg hoists Tina
up into a cupie,
258
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:58,165
and there is no one
to towel off
his sweaty hands.
259
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,418
Tina slips. Tina falls
and, and lands
on her spinal cord,
260
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:05,213
and she spends the rest
of her life doing
watercolors with her teeth.
261
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,550
Do you want
that to happen?
262
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,718
I guess not.
263
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,094
Hmm.
264
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,847
I didn't think so.
265
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,141
(CHATTERING)
266
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,560
Man, these colors
are hype!
267
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,562
I am never
taking this off.
268
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,648
Even after you're dead
in the ground?
Totally.
269
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,191
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LOCKER DOOR SLAMS)
270
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,152
Congratulations,
my little pumpkins.
271
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,865
You have now joined
the best of the best
of the best.
272
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,742
Here's Marni
with some light reading.
273
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,413
Now, study those
rule books and wear
those uniforms with pride.
274
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,459
People have given
their ankles,
275
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,003
ligaments, collarbones,
276
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:50,384
in service to those
very uniforms you have
on your taut little bodies.
277
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,553
'Cause from here
on out you must be
the "bomb diggity."
278
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,599
You must eat leaner,
train meaner, jump higher,
279
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,852
yell louder
and out-pep anyone
who stands in your way.
280
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,731
You must brush better,
floss better, lather,
rinse and repeat better.
281
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:08,402
In other words,
you must be better in
every aspect of your life.
282
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,279
Are you ready
for all that?
283
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,908
Whittier?
284
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,702
Uh. . . Uh. . . Uh. . .
285
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,584
(UP-TEMPO POP ROCK
MUSIC PLAYING)
286
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,383
I'm gonna
catch you guys later.
All right.
287
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,885
Is. . . (CLEARS THROAT)
288
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,679
Is everything
okay up there?
289
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,723
Again. Four, five,
six, seven, eight.
290
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,558
DEREK: Is everything
okay up there?
291
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,604
Hey, you're
the orientation guy!
292
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,065
Yeah, Orientation Guy
is my given name.
293
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,692
But, um, it's not
my real name.
294
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,776
My friends call me Derek.
295
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,196
Well, hi, Derek.
I'm Whittier.
296
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,325
Whittier? I like it.
297
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,536
It's nice.
298
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,829
Thank you.
299
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,339
You want to do
something illegal?
What?
300
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,508
Do you want to do
something illegal?
301
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,551
MAN: Shut up!
302
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,804
Uh. . . Okay.
303
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,347
DEREK: Really?
304
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,808
What kind of girl
are you?
305
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,602
(LAUGHS) Stop!
306
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,025
Whoa!
307
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,234
(GRUNTS)
308
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,488
WHITTIER: No way. No.
309
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,782
DEREK: You're a cheerleader.
You get thrown
three stories
310
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,075
in the air every day.
311
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,160
Tina would kill me
if I sprained an ankle.
312
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,079
Who's Tina?
Our head cheerleader.
313
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,664
She's got rules
against this kind of thing.
It's all in the manual.
314
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,124
And you've
gotta follow the rules.
315
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,002
Well, do you see Tina
anywhere around here?
316
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,756
No.
317
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,175
(GIGGLES)
318
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,760
(DEREK GROANING)
319
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,887
WHITTIER: Sorry.
Are you okay?
320
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,017
Are we allowed
to be in here?
321
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,395
2:00 a.m.'s
the only good
time to swim.
322
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,648
The rest of the time,
I'm working.
323
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,816
Where?
324
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,027
Well, I do work-study
in the cafeteria.
325
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,364
Part-time in an
audio store.
Full-time as a student.
326
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,032
And the rest of the time
as a mix-master.
327
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,283
What's a mix-master?
328
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,119
It's a turn-tablist.
329
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,037
What's a turn-tablist?
330
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,413
It's a D.J.
331
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,957
I knew that.
332
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,416
(BOTH LAUGHING)
333
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,344
Oh, hey. I'm not
into you like that. I. . .
334
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,179
No, I didn't, I. . .
335
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,099
(BOTH LAUGHING)
336
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,648
Well, then I'm leaving.
I'm out.
Okay. Fine. Fine.
337
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:52,983
It's over.
338
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,570
(LAUGHS) Okay.
Well, okay.
339
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,113
Why do you work so much?
340
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,447
I work so much
341
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,576
because my dad
wouldn't pay my tuition
unless I declared premed.
342
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,953
And you didn't want
to be a doctor, so. . .
343
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,079
So, I work.
344
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,334
Well, you know what they say
about men who work too hard.
345
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:17,340
They become
tired, boring,
346
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,928
and in the process they lose
all their spontaneity.
347
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,730
Derek, are you tired?
348
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,275
No. You're boring!
(GIGGLING)
349
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,447
You are boring.
350
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,657
Boring, my ass!
(SQUEALS)
351
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,381
Whoo!
(LAUGHS)
352
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,301
God, you look great
under water.
353
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,054
Well, did I tell you
I'm a cheerleader?
354
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,598
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
I think we covered that.
355
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,644
Did we talk about
your 10,000 part-time jobs?
356
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,562
Yeah.
I think a while back.
357
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,439
Oh.
358
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:20,570
Well, was there
anything else
that we needed to cover?
359
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,657
Well, there was
360
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,159
one thing
I wanted to. . .
361
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,375
(WHIMPERS)
362
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,587
I gotta go.
363
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:38,755
Wait, wait, wait.
364
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,757
Don't you
want to stay and,
365
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,260
you know, swim
a little more?
366
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,804
I think my roommate
might be
getting worried about me.
367
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,264
Why would
she be worried?
368
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,477
Because,
you're turning me
into a criminal.
369
00:21:56,607 --> 00:22:00,610
Whit. . . Whittier,
I could get hypothermia
without you here!
370
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,865
(YELLS)
371
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,411
And five, six,
seven, eight!
372
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,580
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
373
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,125
One!
Girls, put your hands
on your hips.
374
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,838
Suzy, how about
suckin' in the arm flab?
Thank you.
375
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,507
Claire, sweetie,
two eyebrows
are better than one.
376
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,969
Think I gave you the memo.
Oh, my God! Monica!
377
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,306
Time for some
damage control
on that ass!
378
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,808
For a minute there,
I thought I was looking
at a Hefty Bag
379
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,351
full of chili dogs! Ha!
380
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:37,439
Greg! How about
the happy cheer face
now, huh?
381
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,899
This is my happy
cheer face.
382
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,818
That's not
a happy smile!
383
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,695
That's a hate smile.
384
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,071
(WHISPERS) Is it
that obvious, bitch?
385
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,364
TINA: All right.
Pop-off on two.
386
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,617
One, two and down.
(GRUNTING)
387
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,203
(SNICKERING)
388
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,581
(ROCK BEAT PLAYING)
389
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,124
TINA: Five, six,
seven, eight!
390
00:22:56,125 --> 00:23:02,756
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, again!
391
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:07,177
One, two, three, four.
You suck so much,
I can't stand you! Again!
392
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:10,013
Go! Faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster!
393
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,849
Come on, you Sasquatch!
Let's go!
394
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,018
Come on, Monica!
Show me a herkie!
Let's see it!
395
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,770
Let's see it!
What is that?
396
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:19,022
Push. Push!
(GRUNTING)
397
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,982
(STRAINING)
This weight is a car,
398
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,610
and it is pressed
on top of your mother!
399
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,695
Lift it off your mom!
400
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,698
(SCREAMING)
Lift it off her!
Lift it off her!
401
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,993
Too late.
She's dead.
(WHIMPERS)
402
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,913
TINA: What is this,
a bowl of Jell-O
I'm looking at?
403
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,457
Whit, that water is not
from the French Alps!
404
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,585
Down for ten.
And six and seven
and eight!
405
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,213
(CRIES OUT)
406
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:47,008
You guys are looking
so great today.
(CHUCKLES)
407
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,636
I'm just kidding.
You look like crap.
408
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:53,139
All right, Monica
and Whittier, get ready
for a pop-off on four.
409
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:54,933
Hey, you wanna do
a cradle off the back?
410
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,017
You want to?
411
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,060
Yeah.
412
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,981
Ready?
One, two, three, four.
413
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,609
(GIGGLING)
414
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,069
What the hell was that?
415
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:10,615
I asked for a simple pop-off!
Was that a simple pop-off?
416
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,660
I'm very curious
to know, Monica.
417
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:17,038
Was that or was that
not a pop-off?
418
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,999
Settle down, Tina. Come on.
We were giving the routine
a little flavor,
419
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,334
a little individuality.
420
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:26,089
A little flavor?
A little individuality?
421
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,593
(CHUCKLES) Missy,
you are no longer
an individual.
422
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:34,597
All right?
You are a very small,
little minute part
423
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,599
of a very
big-ass machine!
424
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,643
And that machine
has my name on it.
You got it?
425
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,147
We're sorry.
426
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,024
Not good enough, Whittier.
427
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:47,652
Meet me in my office. 0800.
428
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,447
Is that the address?
429
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:56,244
She's waiting for you.
Come on, this way.
430
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,796
Tina, I'm really
sorry about what
happened in practice.
431
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,006
Shut the door.
432
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,095
Did you know that, um,
433
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,932
George W. Bush was
a cheerleader in college?
434
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,350
Actually, I did.
435
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,395
Ronald Reagan was
also a cheerleader.
So was Dwight D. Eisenhower.
436
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,983
The three greatest presidents
of the last 200 years
437
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,485
all cheerleaders.
438
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,653
Was Ronald Reagan
really one of the top three?
439
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,114
Top 40.
My point is this.
440
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:36,117
From great cheerleaders
come even greater leaders.
441
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,912
You may be a great
cheerleader, Whittier,
442
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,413
but you are not
a great leader.
443
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,624
I know,
and I'm really
trying hard.
444
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,250
See these portraits
on the wall?
445
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:50,465
A 98-year tradition
of cheerleading excellence
at CSC.
446
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:55,637
Starting back
with the remarkable
Margaret Whiting in 1938.
447
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,889
What's she doing?
448
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,182
An arabesque.
449
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,184
You can't tell
under the hoop-skirt.
450
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:05,522
All the way up to
the fantastic Hammersmith
dynasty of today.
451
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,607
These are your sisters?
452
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,192
Yep.
453
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:12,529
They're all part
of a grand legacy
with no end in sight.
454
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:14,948
That last empty frame
right there is reserved
455
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:17,116
for the head cheerleader
who will take our place,
456
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,576
our next leader.
457
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,161
Marni.
458
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,872
It could be Marni.
(CHUCKLES)
459
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,290
Or it could be Greg.
Whoo.
460
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,709
Or as I've been
thinking lately,
461
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,419
it could be you.
462
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,754
Yeah, right.
463
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,256
I'm serious, Whittier.
464
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,175
But I completely
messed up in practice.
465
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:37,387
I thought you
called me in here to
kick me off the team.
466
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,014
Oh, I haven't totally
ruled that out yet.
467
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,977
I don't know.
I just expect more out
of you than the others.
468
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:46,062
Certainly more than
your friend, Monica.
469
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,439
Oh, Monica was just
messing around.
470
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,649
Wait till game day.
She'll be perfect.
471
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:53,027
Oh, really? She's gonna
be great on game day?
Monica is a sinking ship!
472
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,531
To be a great cheerleader
you have to make sacrifices.
473
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,783
And I suggest
you start with her.
474
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:02,412
Do you mean not
being friends with her?
475
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,788
'Cause we're roommates.
476
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,373
Listen, sweetie.
477
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,166
Being head cheerleader
478
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,336
is a privilege you should
very much want.
479
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,797
I mean, (CHUCKLES)
480
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,883
students have posters
of me on their walls.
481
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,136
They pay hundreds
of dollars,
482
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,389
$320 to be exact
just to get my number.
483
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,475
They raffle off the right
to carry my books to class.
(LAUGHS)
484
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,893
(CHUCKLING)
It's so silly.
485
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,105
Foreign exchange students
literally
486
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:32,525
beg to do my homework,
straight A's.
487
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:36,946
All this could be yours.
You could be the greatest
thing on this campus.
488
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,699
The next me.
(CHUCKLES)
489
00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:41,200
Whoa.
490
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,119
But I don't know.
491
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,913
It's all a question
of how bad
you really want it.
492
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:46,998
I mean, for starters,
493
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,834
you're gonna have
to shine at the home opener
this weekend.
494
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,919
Literally millions
will be watching you.
495
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,381
But most importantly,
I will be watching you.
496
00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,969
I'm tired now.
497
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:13,650
Handing out all those towels
has made my arms feel like
soggy Jell-O.
498
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,111
I'm too tired to point out
how dumb that sounds.
499
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,655
Hey, guys.
(GASPS)
500
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,198
Hey, Britney Spaz.
501
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,532
(GIGGLES)
Why are you so happy?
502
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,661
Didn't Tina just rip you
a new. . . I can't say what.
503
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:28,373
Actually and, ladies,
please keep this a secret,
504
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,959
Tina told me that
if I work really hard
505
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,920
and I play my cards right,
506
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:37,340
I could become
head cheerleader.
507
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,634
Congratulations, Whittier!
508
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,386
Yeah, that's great!
509
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:42,637
You're not bummed, are you?
510
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,764
No. I don't want
to be head cheerleader.
511
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:48,726
I'm just flossin' my moves
until I make it as a dancer
on J. Lo's next tour.
512
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,895
I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
513
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:51,979
What?
514
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,982
Tina made a lot of sense
in practice the other day.
515
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:59,487
There is a big difference
between individual dance moves
and. . . Oh, my gosh!
516
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:00,571
What?
517
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:06,452
There's over 680 calories
in that. Not to mention
35 grams of saturated fat.
518
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:10,623
That must've been
a real special talk you had
with Tina back there.
519
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,876
Too bad your Jedi
mind tricks couldn't fend off
the dark side of the force.
520
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,214
Monica, if you want to be
the bomb diggity,
521
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,091
you have got to act
like the bomb diggity,
522
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,218
and Tina is
the bomb diggity!
523
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:27,765
Did she just say,
"bomb diggity" three times
in one sentence?
524
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,277
(CROWD CHEERING)
525
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:43,531
P.A. ANNOUNCER: Your halftimescore is Stingers, 17.Willowcrest, nine.
526
00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:47,410
MONICA: No, I'm serious.
We're the ones
with all the pressure.
527
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:51,873
"Pressure"?
No, girly, you don't know
what real pressure is!
528
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:54,834
You see, I got to
go out there first.
Just me.
529
00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:59,255
Solo. And if these
50,000 people don't buy
into the whole illusion
530
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:01,716
of who I am
and what I represent,
531
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:03,551
you guys are toast!
532
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,012
Aren't you just a big bug?
533
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,723
Correction!
I am a hunting wasp
534
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,476
of the order hymenoptera,
with a deadly venomous
ovipositor!
535
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,061
Do you know what that is?
Well, I'll tell ya!
536
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,189
It's a deadly
stinger, bitch!
537
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,109
Bug!
538
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:25,782
Stay in the zone, Sammy.
You stay in the zone.
539
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:30,119
Chest out!
Ponytail, no.
Up-do, yes.
540
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:34,207
Sweetie, no double earrings.
You're a State cheerleader,
not a State hooker.
541
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,250
(BEATBOXING)
542
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:38,961
(SINGING)
Go, go, go, Stingers
543
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,171
(BEATBOXING)
544
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:43,049
Go-go, go-go-goUh-oh, the Stingers
545
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:46,135
Remember, Whit.
Head cheerleader.
546
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,929
What do you mean
"head cheerleader"?
547
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,056
I'm the next
head cheerleader.
I am!
548
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,557
Marni. Focus on
the performance.
549
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,351
I am not gonna focus
on the performance!
Focus!
550
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,478
No, I'm not gonna focus!
I won't!
551
00:30:57,022 --> 00:31:00,274
I don't mean that.
Please don't hate me!
Tina, please don't hate me!
552
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,734
Hey, I don't
hate you, Marni.
553
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:02,860
Shut up!
554
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,612
(BEATBOXING)
555
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,740
Sammy
556
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,158
(BEATBOXING)
557
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:10,993
Here comes Sammy
558
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,119
P.A. ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
559
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,914
we ask youto turn your attentionto the multi-champion...
560
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:15,998
Show time.
561
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,876
Stinger cheerleadersand their "Stingtacular"halftime show!
562
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:24,423
Yeah! Come on!
Let's go!
563
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,553
Let's get it
on, Stingers!
Number one!
564
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,847
Number one! Yeah!
565
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:34,225
P.A. ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,say hello to Sammy Stinger
566
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,270
and yourStinger cheerleaders!
567
00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:41,023
Let's go, Stingers!
Whoa!
568
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,581
MAN: Hit it!
569
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,291
(TECHNO POP PLAYING)
570
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:02,920
(SINGING)
Turn the beat backCome on, turn the beat back
571
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,922
Turn the beat back
572
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,092
Come on
Turn the beat back
573
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,804
Come on, turn the beat backTurn the beat back
574
00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:26,193
Come on, turn the beat backCome on, turn the beat backTurn the beat back
575
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,865
Free, freeFree-free-free
576
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,658
Let's go, Stingers!
577
00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:35,703
(CROWD CHEERING)
578
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:52,845
ALL: Stingers!
(CHEERING)
579
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,977
Let's go, Stingers!
580
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,526
Let's go, Stingers!
581
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,528
ALL: Oh! Ho-ho!
582
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,864
Go back! Go back!
Let's see it again!
583
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:15,117
Go, Stingers!
584
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:16,410
(LAUGHING)
585
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,829
GREG: One more time.
One more time.
586
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,539
Tina, she's here.
587
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,793
Hey, baby.
588
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:25,211
CROWD: Way to go, Whittier!
589
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,129
MAN: (SHOUTING)
Hey, Whittier!
590
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,382
Hi.
591
00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,549
Whittier, right?
592
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,428
Jackson. Senior,
with the Boxster
out front?
593
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:37,264
I was wondering if. . .
We just saw the video,
and we were like,
594
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,724
"That is the shizzle,"
and we. . .
595
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,934
Okay, okay, okay.
596
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:44,397
You two, hands off.
This is my party,
my cheerleader.
597
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:47,775
So, great facial
on TV today.
598
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,486
Sticking your
tongue out on camera,
totally inspired.
599
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:51,570
You think?
600
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,823
O.M.G, it was T.D.F.,
F.Y.I.
601
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:57,868
Whittier, this is Todd.
Starting wide receiver,
6'1 ",
602
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,955
3.2 G.P.A.,
runs a 4.6 forty.
603
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,498
4.5 forty.
604
00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,542
(BOTH LAUGHING)
605
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,627
How ya doin'?
Uh, good. (GASPS)
606
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,879
And it just doesn't happen.
He said he was
a good listener.
607
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,964
Hi, Marni.
608
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:11,090
Would you like
an appetizer?
609
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,300
But he wasn't
a good listener.
610
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,593
(MUMBLING)
611
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:15,803
Here.
How about a towel?
612
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,013
(MUMBLING)
613
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:19,598
(GRUNTS)
614
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:20,766
I'm sorry!
615
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,893
Sorry. Would you
like an appetizer?
616
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,479
This is why I go to
the trouble of hosting
all these parties.
617
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,482
So guys like you
can mingle with girls
like you.
618
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,609
So mingle.
Blaine!
619
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:35,197
Eh, really nice
touchdown catch today.
620
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,074
Homeboy didn't want to play
the rest of the game.
621
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,119
Got taken off on a stretcher.
The quarterback's
all staring at me.
622
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,289
I'm like, "Oh, boy, I'm gonna
hit you so hard, your mama's
gonna feel it!" Right?
623
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,415
We broke from
the huddle. . .
624
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,959
Hi, Whittier.
Would you like
an appetizer?
625
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,044
I'm okay. Thank you.
626
00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,045
How about a towel?
627
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,088
Then they motioned
into a slot.
628
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,548
That's when I knew
the running back
629
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:55,760
was gonna do an up-and-under
pattern behind the linebacker.
And he's. . .
630
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,803
You know, that's
great, really.
631
00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,930
Do you mind
if for the next minute
632
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,348
we talk about something
other than football?
633
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:05,561
Uh, I'm sorry.
It's my bad. I'm sorry.
634
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,271
Thanks.
635
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,817
So, Tina, um,
636
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,569
tells me you're
a "C" cup.
637
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,616
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
638
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,868
Oh, dude, check out
the brunette. Sweet!
639
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,078
Yeah, she's hot.
640
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,080
She was not gonna be
head cheerleader. And. . .
641
00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:26,791
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Check out the blond
right over there.
642
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,876
Where? Where?
The dude right
over there.
643
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,586
What do you mean,
"dude"?
644
00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:33,130
Hey, you know what?
The one with
the great legs!
645
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,257
I bet he could
leg-press a mule.
646
00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:38,969
Oh, man!
647
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,054
What?
648
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,305
Oh, you. . .
You didn't know?
649
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,640
Listen.
650
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:46,018
I got nothin' against
your kind of people.
651
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,105
It's just football rules.
I gotta kick your ass now.
652
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,648
That sounds like a party.
653
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,025
You should know, though,
I bench-press 220.
654
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,404
Whatever, dude.
235.
655
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,994
Can we talk? Now?
656
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,162
Pardon us.
Thank you.
657
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,333
Yo! Dewey!
658
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,460
Okay, let's blow
this joint.
659
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,546
Mon, Mon, Mon.
Don't go yet.
Whit!
660
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:16,298
We cheered
on national television.
This is our coming-out party.
661
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,175
Blue!
662
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,138
Hey, excuse me.
Uh, I'm looking for a girl
named Whittier.
663
00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:24,181
She's about yea tall.
She's blond, super-cute.
664
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,893
Well, look who it is,
smart guy.
665
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:31,063
Why don't you say
something smart,
smart guy?
666
00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:34,859
Yeah, okay.
How about something foreign
and exotic like adiós.
667
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,236
Hey, don't.
Chill, big guy!
668
00:36:39,573 --> 00:36:40,739
God!
669
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:45,452
Besides, there are some good
people here too, and they're
here to celebrate us!
670
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:48,038
Yeah, they want
to celebrate all over us.
671
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,249
(GASPS) Derek!
672
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,835
Hey, Monica.
Hi, hottie.
673
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,795
I didn't think
you were gonna make it.
Yeah.
674
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,589
How'd you get past
the goon squad?
675
00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:59,133
Oh, you know.
Guile, cunning,
cowardice.
676
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,134
(CHUCKLES)
677
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:05,014
You, scruffy boy.
678
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:07,892
Out. This party
is exclusivo.
679
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,019
No, it's okay.
He's with me.
We're together.
680
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,146
Who's he?
681
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,565
This is Derek.
He's a D.J.
682
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,400
(LAUGHS)
683
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:22,072
There are, like,
10,000 hot varsity
football players inside,
684
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,700
and you're snuggling up
to a D.J.?
685
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,577
How edgy.
686
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,120
WHITTIER: What's wrong
with a D.J.?
687
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:32,708
Honey, oh.
There's a logical order
to the college universe,
688
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:35,044
and the sooner
you learn it,
the better.
689
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:38,005
See, way up here
at the top of the ladder
are football players.
690
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:40,174
Right.
They rule.
Just underneath them
691
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:45,387
are basketball players,
some. . . Smaller biceps
but still desirable.
692
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:48,224
Then, soccer hunks,
lacrosse studs,
693
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:51,393
fraternity presidents,
ooh, fraternity
keg-masters,
694
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,355
guys with cars with parking
passes, guys with cars
without parking passes
695
00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:55,439
kind of a waste
of time. . .
696
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,982
MAN: Love your dress, Tina!
Black Student
Union activists. . .
697
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,943
Hey!
Bruce Lee fan clubbers,
698
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:03,530
lit-mag squares,
pep-band dorks, um,
film society toads,
699
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,991
campus ministers,
school mascots
700
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:10,120
and then, God,
all the way at the bottom
701
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,872
are campus D.J.'s.
702
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,667
One spot above
cafeteria workers.
703
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:17,336
Actually, I work
at the cafeteria too.
704
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,504
Oh, do you?
705
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,965
Tsk. That's hopeless.
706
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:26,011
Listen, Whit.
Remember our little
"discush" the other day?
707
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,723
You have to decide,
are you with us
708
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,350
or are you with him?
709
00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:43,779
I'm sorry.
710
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:46,865
Derek, I. . .
711
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,918
Oh, I get it. Yeah.
712
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,005
Oops.
But I'll call you!
713
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,677
I can't believe
you just did that!
714
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:10,180
Oh, she did the
right thing. She stuck
with the winners.
715
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,475
Excuse me? You think
you're a winner because
you got a bunch of idiots
716
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,227
up your bomb diggity butt?
717
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,563
Excuse me?
718
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:25,779
Whittier!
719
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,741
Are you coming?
Yeah.
720
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,660
TINA: What are
you looking at?
721
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:33,912
WOMAN:
What's her problem?
MAN: Drama queen.
722
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:39,585
So Doc says if I sprain
my hip-flexor one more time,
I can kiss my herkie good-bye.
723
00:39:40,754 --> 00:39:42,254
Hey, you guys.
Hey.
724
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,965
Greg, can you help me
stretch my hamstrings?
725
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,133
Yeah.
726
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,260
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
727
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,805
Look, about the party. . .
On your feet.
728
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,058
Practice has started.
729
00:39:58,355 --> 00:40:01,815
Today we're gonna work
on manners and respect.
730
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:06,278
Because some of you
don't know how to behave
at a team function.
731
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:11,283
Some of you
don't show proper manners
to a head cheerleader.
732
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:15,245
Some of you
don't show respect to
the concept of team unity.
733
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,288
Come on.
734
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,957
Oh, good! Monica.
735
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,001
We'll start with you.
736
00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,296
What do you got?
737
00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:27,299
Front handspring round-off,
back handspring toe touch.
738
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:31,136
(SYNTHESIZED POP PLAYING)
739
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,354
Stop the music!
(MUSIC STOPS)
740
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:41,438
Is that all you got?
741
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,609
And again!
(MUSIC RESUMES)
742
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,569
Round-off back handspring,
back tuck.
743
00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:59,248
Music stop!
(STOPS MUSIC)
744
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:00,833
And again!
745
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,167
Herkie!
746
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,504
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
747
00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:07,673
Herkie! Herkie!
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
Herkie! Herkie!
748
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,342
(MONICA GROANS)
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
No one touch her!
749
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:11,552
(MUSIC STOPS)
750
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:17,015
I'm not done yet,
Monica! To be
a real cheerleader. . .
751
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,475
GREG: Tina, why don't
you give it a rest?
752
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,560
Not now, Greg!
753
00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:20,978
I said give it a rest!
754
00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:27,818
(EXHALES)
Okay. All right.
755
00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:32,614
(SIGHS) You're right.
I should. . . I should. . .
I should give it a rest.
756
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:34,908
Whittier,
call out the steps.
757
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,368
What, me?
758
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,163
You heard me.
That's what leaders do.
759
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,999
But Monica. . .
Call out the steps.
760
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:44,626
Call them out!
761
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:46,670
No!
762
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,547
Listen, freshman.
763
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,216
I put you in that uniform,
and I can take you
right out of it!
764
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:52,968
Call the steps,
or you're off the team.
765
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,805
Then I'm off the team.
766
00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:58,056
Wh. . . What?
767
00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:00,350
(NERVOUS GIGGLE)
You heard me. I quit!
768
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,394
I quit too.
769
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:05,105
That's right.
I quit too.
770
00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,857
Greg, you'll lose your
cheerleading scholarship.
771
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,109
That's right!
I'm stayin' here,
772
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,028
but under a cloud
of shame.
773
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,324
Tina.
774
00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:20,662
You can have this back,
because it's supposed
to show team spirit.
775
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,956
It's supposed
to make us feel proud,
776
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,958
but I just feel
guilty and stupid!
777
00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:28,962
So you can have
your skirt and your spankies
and your top.
778
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,422
I'm out of here!
779
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,473
I need this to get home.
I'll bring it back
when it's dry-cleaned.
780
00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,808
(MOUTHS)
Call me.
781
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,019
Bye, Miss Bomb Diggity.
782
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,694
(HUFFS) She'll be back.
783
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,698
She's not coming back!
784
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:57,824
(SIGHS)
785
00:42:58,368 --> 00:43:00,244
It's only Whittier.
786
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,163
Ice cream
Super Fudge Chunk.
787
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:05,040
No!
Ice cream!
788
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,293
All right!
Stupid.
789
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,547
(SPECTATORS YELLING)
790
00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:12,965
(CHEERING)
791
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,100
Hey.
Hey.
792
00:43:28,398 --> 00:43:32,067
WOMAN: Run! Run!
All right, take home!
Take home! Go, go.
793
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:33,527
(GROANS)
794
00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,654
Our team sucks!
795
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,197
Whittier, quit worrying
about the game
796
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,699
and enjoy the sunshine.
797
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,325
The sun sucks.
798
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,995
Whittier,
don't you know
that the sun
799
00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,913
is nature's Prozac?
800
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:47,791
Do you really think
the sun is gonna make me
feel better
801
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,960
about giving up
the most important thing
in my life?
802
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:53,463
No, but I'm out
of real Prozac, so you're
gonna have to deal.
803
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,465
I ruined my career
as a cheerleader.
804
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,135
I ruined
my relationship with Derek.
I could've had a boyfriend.
805
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,721
I ruined my entire life!
806
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,224
Yeah, I feel better.
807
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,518
Anyone want to
hit the library?
808
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,936
Ooh, I'll go with.
Thank you.
809
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,855
This place is starting
to weird me out anyway.
810
00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:12,816
Women's softball.
I just don't get it.
811
00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:16,194
(CHUCKLES) Whittier.
812
00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:22,284
It'll be okay.
813
00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:23,994
I know. Thank you.
814
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:26,955
You'll be fine, girl!
815
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,791
Trust me.
816
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:32,002
WOMAN: Come on.
Let's go, Stingers.
817
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:38,008
(YELLING)
818
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,217
(CHEERING)
819
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,554
(GRUNTS)
820
00:44:42,555 --> 00:44:44,640
WOMAN 1 : Nice job.
Nice way to take the base.
821
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,642
WOMAN 2: Batter up!
822
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,353
(RHYTHMIC HISSING)
823
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,819
(BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE)
824
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,118
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
825
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,162
We got Stinger spirit.
826
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:10,248
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
827
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,959
We got Stinger spirit.
828
00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,462
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
829
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:18,048
We got Stinger spirit.
830
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,467
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
831
00:45:21,094 --> 00:45:22,886
We got Stinger spirit.
832
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:26,014
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
833
00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:28,141
We got Stinger spirit.
834
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,226
(SUBDUED CHEERING)
835
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:33,021
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
We got Stinger spirit.
836
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,482
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
837
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,734
We got Stinger spirit!
838
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,611
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
839
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:41,655
What's going on?
We got Stinger spirit!
840
00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:44,074
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
841
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:48,078
We got Stinger spirit.
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
842
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:50,414
ALL: (CHANTING)
We got Stinger spirit!
843
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,541
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
844
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:56,294
We got Stinger spirit!
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
845
00:45:56,295 --> 00:46:00,048
We got Stinger spirit.
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
846
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:01,925
We got Stinger spirit!
847
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,100
(CHEERING)
848
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,768
WOMAN: Yeah.
849
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,145
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Yes!
850
00:46:13,146 --> 00:46:15,564
Number one!
Number one!
851
00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:16,648
(ALL CHEERING)
852
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,442
Let's go, Stingers!
Let's go!
853
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:23,530
Those are my girls!
Go, Stingers!
854
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,620
MAN: Whoa! Whoa!
855
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,545
Monica! Monica!
856
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:41,965
I got it!
857
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,049
You got. . .
858
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,259
You got what?
859
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,469
We're gonna start
our own squad.
860
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,345
Oh, shut up.
No, no. I'm serious.
861
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,473
Our own squad.
New and improved.
862
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,683
Shut up!
No. For real!
Come on! Let's go!
863
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,482
Are you sure you put
the audition time
on the flyer?
864
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,025
Yes.
865
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,860
Okay, because it was
an hour and a half ago.
866
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,446
I put the time
on there.
867
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:07,449
Okay. Well,
what color paper
did you use?
868
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:10,327
I already told you.
Lemon yellow.
869
00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:13,205
You should have used
wild berry pink.
870
00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:15,832
Wild berry pink
always gets people
to show up.
871
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:18,210
Why are you all
up in my grille?
872
00:47:18,211 --> 00:47:21,087
Do you see me asking
what color markers you used
for the big signs?
873
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:22,923
Black and gold.
874
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:24,466
With glitter?
875
00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:27,469
No.
876
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,138
Whit, what is
a sign without glitter?
877
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,307
That is why
nobody showed up!
878
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,143
(DISTANT CHATTERING)
Shh. Shh.
879
00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:36,853
(WHISPERS)
Do you hear that?
880
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,523
Someone's coming.
881
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,492
You ladies ready
for my dope?
882
00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:57,207
I don't know
what that was.
883
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:00,710
Our new-and-improved squad
lasted exactly 97 minutes.
884
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:04,589
Don't give up yet.
I mean, maybe we'll
find some talent.
885
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:07,926
Where? All the cheerleaders
on campus are already
cheerleaders.
886
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,052
Then I don't know.
887
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,221
It's not like
we're gonna run into
a group of people
888
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,057
just spontaneously
shouting out cheers.
889
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,059
(PEOPLE SHOUTING CHEERS)
890
00:48:19,772 --> 00:48:20,981
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
891
00:48:20,982 --> 00:48:22,190
CROWD: Yes!
FRANCIS: What do we want?
892
00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:23,400
CROWD: Justice!
893
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,484
FRANCIS: When do we want it?
894
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:25,652
ALL: Now!
895
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,153
FRANCIS: And howwill we get it?
896
00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:30,073
ALL: By standing outside
the Dean's office. . .
897
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,325
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
898
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,744
Sorry, what?I have no ideawhat you just said.
899
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,162
Who in the hell
are these people?
900
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,541
It's the
extracurricular groups,
901
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,085
the ones that lost their
practice space when the Dean
took away their funding.
902
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,128
CROWD: Justice!
903
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:45,422
Man, they got jacked.
904
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,173
And how will we get it?
905
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,217
By standing outside
the Dean's office. . .
906
00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:51,011
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
907
00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,346
You guys suck.
908
00:48:58,311 --> 00:49:02,314
First of all, I want to
thank you guys all for
coming here today to this. . .
909
00:49:02,732 --> 00:49:04,900
What's the word
I'm looking for? Hi.
910
00:49:04,901 --> 00:49:06,151
Shit-hole?
911
00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:07,944
Thanks.
912
00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:12,115
It's the only place
that we could find to meet.
So, anyway. . .
913
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:13,241
(INSECT BUZZING)
914
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:16,328
Today we're starting
a new cheerleading club
on campus.
915
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:17,746
Why cheerleading,
you say?
916
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:19,831
Because cheerleading
is fun.
917
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,750
And it fosters
school spirit.
918
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,752
And it also keeps you
919
00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:26,171
physically fit.
920
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:28,840
So, what do you guys say?
Are you ready to cheer?
921
00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:29,966
Yeah!
922
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:34,262
Yes?
923
00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:39,851
Most of my pieces
involve anguish
as a theme.
924
00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,812
Do you have any cheers
about anguish?
925
00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:47,067
Yeah.
Yeah.
926
00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:49,402
Well, we have one
that goes like this.
Ready?
927
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,612
BOTH: Okay!
928
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:53,156
(SINGSONG)
That's all right!
That's okay!
929
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:02,457
So that one kind of
addresses the issue
of anguish, kind of.
930
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,959
But other than that,
not really.
931
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,878
(CLEARS THROAT)
What about soliloquies?
932
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:08,505
Well, we don't
really have. . .
933
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:09,965
And what about accents?
934
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:14,803
Because I am the master
of accents.
935
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:18,181
No. See, what we do
is cheerleading.
936
00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:19,975
Then I'm out.
Me too.
937
00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:22,519
No, no, no.
Hold on because. . .
938
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,979
If you could just
hold on for one second. . .
939
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,230
Wait, you guys.
940
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:27,232
Something
Whittier forgot.
Hey. Wait.
941
00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:30,151
Something Whittier
forgot to tell
you all,
942
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,196
is if we're good,
we can go to nationals.
943
00:50:34,115 --> 00:50:35,991
Now, if we go to nationals,
we could win.
944
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:41,496
If we win,
we get a check
for $20,000.
945
00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:45,583
Now, Penelope,
you could use
that money
946
00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:46,918
to rent rehearsal space.
947
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:50,922
And, Francis,
you could mount up
a production of Godspell
948
00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:53,299
where everyone has
a French accent.
949
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,384
Interesting.
950
00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:57,178
Plus, we're gonna be
a real squad too.
951
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,264
On our squad,
you're gonna be able to do
whatever you want,
952
00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:00,640
you're gonna be able
to do your own thing.
953
00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:02,267
And if we're good,
954
00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:05,437
we can stamp out
the varsity cheerleading
squad once and for all.
955
00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:13,028
Where do we sign up?
Right over there.
956
00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:16,072
MAN: Oh, yeah.
957
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,241
Girl, I've been saving
you since
cheerleader camp.
958
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,784
You did not
have to save me.
959
00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:22,996
I think the score is now
Whittier, zero.
Monica, three.
960
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,080
Thanks.
961
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,624
WOMAN: (GIGGLING)
Come on, silly.
962
00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:29,836
This is so "ridic."
963
00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,671
Do they actually think
they're a real cheer
squad now?
964
00:51:33,049 --> 00:51:36,760
They're real cheerleaders
in the same way that
Joan Rivers has a real face.
965
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:40,555
We have to crush them.
966
00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:44,100
We have to take
their heads and grind
them into the mud
967
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,728
and then stomp
on their backs
968
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:50,023
and then drive over
them with a Jeep
Cherokee S. U.V.
969
00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:53,526
Marni, geez.
Take a pill of the
chill variety, okay?
970
00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:55,945
(SCOFFS)
We don't need
to do anything.
971
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,865
We cannot have
a competing spirit squad
on campus, Tina.
972
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:01,409
Trust me,
they won't be
a threat to us.
973
00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:04,537
They're nothing
but a support group
for rejects and losers.
974
00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,083
Besides. . . (CHUCKLES)
975
00:52:08,084 --> 00:52:09,334
How 'bout that
practice space?
976
00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:10,627
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
977
00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:11,711
(GAGGING)
978
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:16,132
WHITTIER: And right,
left, clap.
979
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,093
Right, clap.
Left, clap.
980
00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:19,219
Come on, you guys.
981
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:20,804
Step left.
Step right.
982
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:22,388
A little bit
tighter, Penelope.
983
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,307
Little bit tighter.
Stand back, woman.
984
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:27,685
I need at least a three
to five-foot radius
Oh, my. . .
985
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,145
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
986
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:32,107
When I rock like thisRock like thisRock like this
987
00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:35,360
When I rock like thisWhen I rock like thisIt's rhythm
988
00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:36,861
Roll. Roll.
989
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,656
Rock like thisRock like this
990
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:43,284
When I rock like thisWhen I rock like thisIt's rhythm
991
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,453
Follow me.
992
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:49,666
Good. Now try three claps
into a high "V."
993
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:55,755
(ALL GASPING)
994
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:59,968
Okay, guys. And five,
six, seven, eight.
(WHIMPERING)
995
00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:04,097
Grab one, two Down
Three, four Up
Five, six. Good.
996
00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:07,016
WHITTIER: Okay,
stand up now. Good.
Stand up. Yeah.
997
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,394
Can you guys
just turn around?
Yeah. Face us.
998
00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:11,521
WHITTIER:
Hold your stomach.
Squeeze your butt.
999
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,940
Don't look down.
No, no, no.
Good. Good. Great.
1000
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,276
(GROANING)
Catch me!
(THUDDING)
1001
00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:19,612
Okay. This
is a basic pyramid.
1002
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:23,616
Matthew, you'll take
the wing position here.
Yeah.
1003
00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:24,701
Got it.
1004
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,661
Penelope, you're gonna
swing around here
1005
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,997
and start your
stunt there, okay?
1006
00:53:28,998 --> 00:53:31,124
I can't be an "O."
1007
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,793
You can't be an "O"?
1008
00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:36,129
O's represent emptiness.
1009
00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:40,508
And by making me an "O,"
you're calling me empty.
1010
00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:44,220
That's insane. Okay?
1011
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:47,140
Uh, O's don't
represent emptiness.
1012
00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:50,643
They represent hugs.
And X's are kisses.
1013
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:51,895
Everyone knows that.
1014
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:54,564
(SCOFFS)
1015
00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:58,776
WHITTIER: Up. Up.
Lock your legs.
1016
00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:00,862
Good.
Yes! Tighter.
1017
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,865
When I rock like this
1018
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,836
Double base
extension. Ready?
Five, six, seven, eight.
1019
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:19,505
BOTH: One, two
and three, four. Up.
1020
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,552
WHITTIER: Good job.
Bring in the legs.
MONICA: Okay. You got it.
1021
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:25,970
MONICA: No, no, no.
Don't look down.
1022
00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:27,472
Don't look down.
No, no, no, no.
1023
00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:30,016
Hey. You know,
I think I. . . (GROANS)
1024
00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:33,019
Rock like thisRock like thisRock like this
1025
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,939
When I rock like thisRock like thisWhen I rock like this
1026
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,358
Rock like thisWhen I rock like thisRock like this
1027
00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:40,401
Rock like thisRock like thisRock, rock, rock, rock
1028
00:54:40,402 --> 00:54:43,029
R-R-R-R-R-R-Rock
1029
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,366
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1030
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:49,786
(KNOCKING)
1031
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:54,207
What's up, girl?
1032
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,416
So what's going on?
1033
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,542
What?
1034
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,961
I said,
"What's going. . ."
1035
00:54:57,962 --> 00:54:59,254
Sorry.
1036
00:54:59,255 --> 00:55:00,421
(SINGING)
Sometimes
1037
00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:01,673
What?
1038
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:02,966
I wake up earlyto say good-bye
1039
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,092
What's going on?
1040
00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:06,094
Oh, not much.
How 'bout you?
1041
00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:09,097
Well, we have this new
cheerleading squad.
1042
00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:11,516
Yeah. So I heard.
And we're improving.
1043
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:13,142
We're just
missing something.
1044
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:17,355
We don't have any rhythm.
You know, no back-beat to
help us bring it all together.
1045
00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:19,482
But if we had
a great D.J.
1046
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:26,656
Look, I got three jobs,
this radio gig,
two advanced lit classes. . .
1047
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,992
I know. It would mean
a lot to Whittier.
1048
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:35,039
Look, she feels really bad
about what happened.
1049
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,708
She's looking for a way
to reconnect with you.
1050
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,671
Hold on. I gotta intro
this next tune.
1051
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:46,551
That, my friends,
was the bitchin' sound
of The Promise Ring.
1052
00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:48,636
This next track is dedicated
to all the guys out there
1053
00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:51,389
whose hearts have been
ripped out of their chests
1054
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:54,600
and devoured for breakfast
by cute, peppy,
social-climbing blond girls.
1055
00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:57,937
Give me a "Hey."
Give me a "Ho." Give me a
"I don't know you anymore."
1056
00:55:57,938 --> 00:55:59,355
I know it sucks.
1057
00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:01,065
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1058
00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:04,819
What was your question?
1059
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,154
Forget it.
1060
00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:22,462
Dear Lord, help us kick
almighty ass today in our
debut as a spirit squad.
1061
00:56:23,505 --> 00:56:26,299
Help us to perform
the double back handspring
1062
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,259
into a back tuck
as majestically
1063
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:29,802
as your only son
Jesus would.
1064
00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:32,930
This is a big
sporting event for us.
1065
00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:36,434
Guide us in leading
this team to victory.
Bring it in.
1066
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:37,727
One, two, three!
1067
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:38,811
ALL: Renegades!
1068
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,147
Come on. Croquet.
1069
00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:42,774
(CHEERING)
(CLAPPING)
1070
00:56:42,775 --> 00:56:44,609
FRANCIS: Croquet! Yes!
1071
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:47,111
WHITTIER: Come on! Croquet!
Let's go!
1072
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:50,073
Let's go, croquet!
That's right!
1073
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,034
MAN: Yeah.
Come on, cricket!
1074
00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:55,453
Ready? Okay!
Okay!
1075
00:56:55,454 --> 00:56:58,748
ALL: That's all right.
It's croquet.
We're gonna. . .
1076
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,124
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1077
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:03,294
Come on! Come on!
Yeah! Let's go! Yeah!
1078
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:05,546
Croquet!
Number one!
1079
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,467
WHITTIER:
Let's go, croquet!
Let's go!
1080
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:12,345
That's right, croquet!
Let's go!
1081
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,640
MAN: Whoo! Yeah!
Let's do it. All right.
1082
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,267
WHITTIER:
Let's go, croquet!
1083
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:19,352
Let's go!
1084
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,895
(ALL CHEERING)
1085
00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:24,690
MAN: Hit that ball!
Hit that ball!
1086
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:30,196
ALL:
Take that ball and hit it.
What I say? Now whack it.
1087
00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:34,659
Yeah, now that's the ticket.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
1088
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,160
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1089
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:37,453
Croquet! Come on!
1090
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,665
ls, uh, all this noise
bothering you, pal?
1091
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,584
The noise I can take.
1092
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,087
It's the suckiness
that bothers me.
1093
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:51,592
(SIGHS)
1094
00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:55,763
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1095
00:57:56,765 --> 00:57:58,516
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
1096
00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,023
(SINGING)
Hit it
1097
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,361
Hit, hit
1098
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,155
Let's hit it!
1099
00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:16,742
WHITTIER AND MONICA:
Five, six,
seven, eight.
1100
00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:18,202
Tell me what we need
1101
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:20,663
Stinger prideStinger pride
1102
00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,206
Tell me what we breathe
1103
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:24,542
Stinger prideStinger pride
1104
00:58:24,543 --> 00:58:25,960
Tell me what we bleed
1105
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:28,379
Stinger prideStinger pride
1106
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,881
Tell me what we need
1107
00:58:29,882 --> 00:58:32,216
Stinger prideStinger pride
1108
00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:33,676
Tell me what we breathe
1109
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:36,053
Stinger prideStinger pride
1110
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:37,555
Tell me what you see
1111
00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:39,891
Stinger prideStinger pride
1112
00:58:39,892 --> 00:58:41,350
Tell me what we need
1113
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:44,103
Stinger prideStinger pride
1114
00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:45,480
Hell, yeah!
1115
00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:47,565
Stinger prideStinger pride
1116
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,903
(CHEERING)
1117
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:54,280
(ALL CHEERING)
1118
00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,270
Cola beverage diet.
1119
00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:31,943
Wipe the spittle.
1120
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:36,322
They look foolish.
I mean, really.
What do they have?
1121
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,241
They have enthusiasm.
1122
00:59:38,784 --> 00:59:40,326
So do we!
1123
00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:42,870
And they have
the love of the crowd.
Do we?
1124
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,122
Don't even think
that thought.
1125
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:46,290
I'm just saying.
1126
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:48,167
And I'm just saying
a person goes
against his team,
1127
00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:50,753
and he could lose his
cheerleading scholarship.
1128
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,464
Let's go.
We've got work to do.
1129
00:59:55,968 --> 00:59:57,426
TINA: Now, Greg!
1130
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,472
(BELL TOLLING)
1131
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:06,060
That herkie into a cupie
just before we spread
the rubber with it. . .
1132
01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:09,105
That was almost as moving
as the helicopter landing
in Miss Saigon.
1133
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:11,649
Yeah. l, I know.
For a moment there,
at the end. . .
1134
01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:12,942
Yeah!
1135
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,153
. . .when we won,
I experienced an emotion
1136
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:19,824
that I can only describe
as moderate happiness.
1137
01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:22,660
How did you know
where we were gonna be?
1138
01:00:25,664 --> 01:00:27,164
You told him?
1139
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,334
Whittier, zero.
Monica, four.
1140
01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:32,086
Thanks.
1141
01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:36,507
Your, uh, (CLEARS THROAT)
squad is gonna have a real
tough time winning nationals
1142
01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:39,552
when, technically speaking,
you don't exist.
1143
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:42,555
(SCOFFS)
Look around.
I'd say we exist.
1144
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:44,807
Who are you?
1145
01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:48,060
Shh.
It's called a razor,
scruffy boy.
1146
01:00:48,604 --> 01:00:52,231
You don't exist according
to a little thing called
Section Eight
1147
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:55,443
of the National Collegiate
Cheer Association Bylaws.
1148
01:00:55,444 --> 01:00:57,778
Yeah. It states that, um,
each university
1149
01:00:57,779 --> 01:01:00,698
shall be represented
by one and only one.
1150
01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:03,618
O-N-E cheer squad.
1151
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:06,912
You can't do this to us.
1152
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:09,290
So make like
a Tom and Cruise.
1153
01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:11,542
This is modern-day
imperialism.
1154
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:12,960
Boo freaking hoo.
1155
01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:14,962
Uh, you missed
something, sweetie.
1156
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:18,341
It does say that only
one team from State can go
to nationals.
1157
01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:19,425
Sí.
1158
01:01:19,635 --> 01:01:21,844
But it doesn't say
which team.
1159
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:24,764
That team could be us.
1160
01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:26,932
(SCOFFS)
1161
01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:31,354
Even if all that is true,
it doesn't matter.
1162
01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:32,438
Mmm-hmm.
1163
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:34,940
Varsity has been going
to nationals forever.
1164
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,109
That is not
gonna change.
1165
01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:38,611
It just might.
1166
01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:41,197
Looks like
we're at an impasse.
1167
01:01:41,615 --> 01:01:44,283
So how 'bout you and l
just figure this out
right now.
1168
01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:49,080
Where did you get that?
That does not belong
to you.
1169
01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:52,416
Ladies, we are not going
to settle things this way.
1170
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:54,377
There's only one honest,
impartial person
1171
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:57,213
on this campus who can
judge who's right.
(MIMICKING IN FAST VOICE)
1172
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:03,761
And while I admire your spunk,
Miss Smith, this is a school
built on tradition.
1173
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:04,762
But. . .
1174
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:07,556
And in this case
tradition favors
Miss Hammersmith.
1175
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,142
I must say, Whittier,
1176
01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:14,105
there's a lot of good,
honest wisdom behind
what the dean has to say.
1177
01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:15,481
Thank you.
You're welcome.
1178
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,691
Sure.
1179
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:21,112
But what about the rules?
Nowhere in the bylaws
does it say
1180
01:02:21,113 --> 01:02:23,698
that it has to be
the varsity team
that goes to nationals.
1181
01:02:23,699 --> 01:02:24,949
Why can't it be us?
1182
01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:26,742
Well, sure.
Legally, technically,
1183
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,995
if you squint
your eyes just right
the rules say it could be you.
1184
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:32,081
But we're talking about
seven consecutive years
1185
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,749
of cheerleading
excellence here.
1186
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,251
I'm not gonna
put an end to that.
1187
01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:40,673
Miss Hammersmith
will go to nationals.
1188
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,635
With all due respect,
Dean Sebastian,
1189
01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:48,013
I don't think that's
a decision that will go over
well with the student body.
1190
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:49,765
How do you mean?
1191
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,059
I mean, if you suppress
our voices on campus,
1192
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:55,771
you will be hearing from us
in letters to the board
of trustees
1193
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,940
not to mention
the around-the-clock
protestors
1194
01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:59,442
that will be outside
your door.
1195
01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:03,821
Okay, okay, okay.
We get it.
What the hell do you want?
1196
01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:06,657
A competition in front of
the whole student body.
1197
01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:09,869
Let them
decide who's better,
your team or mine.
1198
01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:11,829
Girl on girl.
Hmm.
1199
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,083
Winner goes to nationals.
1200
01:03:17,586 --> 01:03:20,755
(CLEARS THROAT)
Listen, Whit.
1201
01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:24,383
We're good friends, right?
1202
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:28,929
And as a good friend,
I should caution you that
such a competition
1203
01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:31,390
could embarrass
you severely.
1204
01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:35,895
It could destroy your
already-fragile psyche.
1205
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:40,065
Well, that's a risk
I'm willing to take, Tina.
1206
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,318
(GROANS) She can't
do this, can she?
1207
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,528
Actually, Miss Hammersmith,
I think it's a splendid idea.
1208
01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:47,156
We'll have a competition.
1209
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:48,699
What?
1210
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:49,867
Thank you.
Thank you.
1211
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:51,827
We'll have a competition
in the field house
1212
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,871
this coming Saturday.
WHITTIER: What?
1213
01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:56,499
Wait. That's the day
after tomorrow.
(GIGGLING)
1214
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,834
Now, if you'll
excuse me, ladies,
I have a lunch date.
1215
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,294
We can't be
ready by then.
1216
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,254
We'll be ready,
Dean Sebastian.
Yes, you will.
1217
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:03,506
No. This can't
be happening.
1218
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:04,715
Oh, yes, it can.
1219
01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:07,468
You're the one who asked
for the competition.
Good day.
1220
01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:09,470
Ready to back out yet?
1221
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:12,515
Are you kidding me?
After the way
you treated us?
1222
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:15,184
You know I used to
look up to you?
1223
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,019
But that was before
I found out who you are.
1224
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,021
An insecure "tanorexic."
1225
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,149
Listen to me,
you hobbit.
1226
01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:24,777
After this idiotic
competition is over,
1227
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,529
you'll be praying
you were me.
1228
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:30,324
You'll be finished
as a cheerleader
and finished here.
1229
01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:32,910
I will knock you
so far down you'll be
in the cafeteria
1230
01:04:32,911 --> 01:04:36,455
with your edgy, freak of
a boyfriend, putting grapes
in the Jell-O molds.
1231
01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:38,123
Oh, yeah?
Mmm-hmm.
1232
01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,334
Don't be all up
in my Kool-Aid.
1233
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:45,422
What does that mean?
1234
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:48,759
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1235
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:57,935
The Stingers' hoops team
won their first
exhibition contest 72-54.
1236
01:04:57,936 --> 01:05:00,813
And the women's
softball squad
dropped both games
1237
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,982
of a doubleheader
against State A&M.
1238
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:07,611
And now it's time
for the CSC News
Eye On Sports.
1239
01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:11,115
On location is beat reporter
Colleen Lipman.
1240
01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:14,493
Thanks, Colleen.
The campus is in
a frenzy this week,
1241
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:18,205
thanks to the big cheerleading
showdown in the field house
this Saturday.
1242
01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:21,166
Go, go, go, go.
Come on, you sissy!
1243
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:24,461
COLLEEN: The varsity
cheer team has been vigorouslytraining for the event.
1244
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:27,381
I'm totally not tired.
Why are y'all so tired?
1245
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,300
COLLEEN:
And State cheerleading legend,
1246
01:05:29,301 --> 01:05:32,595
Tina Hammersmith, is confidentabout her team's chances.
1247
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:35,598
This is nothing new to us.
We've defeated
some of the best
1248
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:38,309
intercollegiate competition
ever assembled.
1249
01:05:38,310 --> 01:05:41,896
This amateur squad
is just a speed bump
1250
01:05:41,897 --> 01:05:43,105
on the way to nationals.
1251
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,818
Excusez-moi. One sec.
1252
01:05:48,486 --> 01:05:50,321
Let's go!
I didn't say stop.
1253
01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:52,990
COLLEEN: How important
is victory on Saturday?
1254
01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:57,036
Oh. It's very important.
It's very important.
1255
01:05:57,203 --> 01:06:00,164
It. . . It's very important.
This is very, very. . .
1256
01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:03,167
I, I cannot tell you
how important this is.
1257
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:07,421
It's a. . . It's pretty. . .
Pretty important.
1258
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:10,507
Meanwhile, some people
around campus
1259
01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:14,762
are starting to dub
the upstart competition
as the Renegades.
1260
01:06:15,055 --> 01:06:16,847
Head cheerleader,
Whittier Smith,
1261
01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:19,183
insists her squad
is ready to go.
1262
01:06:19,351 --> 01:06:21,518
We are definitely
going to win.
1263
01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:25,648
We've got a great team,
we've worked extremely hard
and it's gonna be tough,
1264
01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,942
but, you know, Rocky beat
Apollo Creed, right?
1265
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:30,152
MAN: Uh, Whit, he lost.
He what?
1266
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:32,321
He lost.
He lost to Apollo Creed?
1267
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:37,159
COLLEEN: To train forthe event, the Renegades havetaken an unusual approach,
1268
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:41,747
cheering for typicallyunder-appreciated teamssuch as the diving team,
1269
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:44,708
the bowling cluband the fencing squad.
1270
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:48,462
ALL: (SINGSONG)
Stab him, stab him.
Poke him in the eye.
1271
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:51,674
Run the sword through
till his blood runs dry.
1272
01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:52,967
En garde!
1273
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:58,764
Well, some people
look at an impossible
situation and ask why.
1274
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:02,059
Others look at the same
situation and ask, why not?
1275
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:05,145
For the competition
on Saturday,
1276
01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,147
I'm asking myself why.
1277
01:07:07,148 --> 01:07:08,357
Why bother?
1278
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:11,819
In a billion years,
we'll all be obliterated
by a black hole anyway.
1279
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:14,863
There you have it, Colleen.
Back to you.
1280
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:16,490
Thanks, Colleen.
1281
01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:35,092
Seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
1282
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:38,929
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
1283
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:40,055
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
1284
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,181
Shh, shh, shh.
1285
01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:44,601
You guys, we can't let
anybody know we're in here.
Really, really good job.
1286
01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:45,936
Don't leave
any of your stuff.
1287
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:46,979
All right.
1288
01:07:47,939 --> 01:07:49,356
Think we're ready?
1289
01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:52,776
Well, no one fell tonight.
I'm pretty happy about that.
1290
01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,570
Um, Whittier,
can I talk to you alone?
1291
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,821
Yeah. Francis,
what's up?
1292
01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:58,365
Uh, I'm gonna
level with you.
1293
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:01,535
I'm getting very nervous
about tomorrow. Okay?
1294
01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:05,247
And I'm thinking about
violating myself tonight.
1295
01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,792
It's an actor
relaxation technique.
1296
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:11,628
What I need to know
from you is, what does
Whittier think?
1297
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:13,672
Is that a bad idea, or. . .
1298
01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:15,883
Well, it really depends.
1299
01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:20,262
Uh, would you say violating
yourself usually hurts you
or helps you?
1300
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:24,892
Oh, I'd say it's made me
the actor that I am today.
1301
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,437
Okay. Then I would
say hold off.
1302
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,688
Will do, chief.
Okay.
1303
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:33,358
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the blond
leading the bland.
1304
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,737
Last minute cram session,
kiddie kiddos?
1305
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:38,489
Why don't you guys
worry about your own team?
1306
01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:40,365
That's what
a real leader would do.
1307
01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:43,452
Oh. Is that what
a real leader would do?
1308
01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:46,580
A real leader wouldn't be
practicing at midnight, Whit.
1309
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,041
You can drill a loser
all night long,
1310
01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:52,086
and in the morning,
you still got a loser.
1311
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:55,047
Put makeup on a pig.
It's still a pig.
1312
01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:56,715
Oink, oink, oink, oink.
(GIGGLES)
1313
01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,552
You wanna hear
our cheer for tomorrow?
1314
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,639
"We're ready, we're fit,
we'll smack you like
a little bitch."
1315
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:08,936
Oh-ho. "We're tough,
we're lean, step to us
and we'll get mean."
1316
01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,979
"Hey, ho, you know.
We'll put you on the flo'.
1317
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,816
"Dust off your spankies.
Stand up and get some mo'."
1318
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,529
"Don't cry, don't pout,
don't have yourself a cow.
1319
01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:21,657
"You're gonna get whupped.
Your mommy can't help
you now."
1320
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,076
Come on. You can do
better than that.
1321
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:26,161
Yeah. I can
do better, bitch.
TINA: Let's go.
1322
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,329
Come on.
1323
01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,413
Marni, chill. Marni.
1324
01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:29,498
No.
1325
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,875
Get back here!
We are not finished
with this.
1326
01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:33,293
Hey, hey! Ow. Okay.
1327
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,587
Watch the face.
Okay, girls,
1328
01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:37,631
slap and tickle time
is over.
1329
01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:38,924
MARNI: Oh. Ow!
1330
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,929
GIRL: Oh! Right.
There you go.
1331
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,307
Ow.
(GROANS)
1332
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:50,686
Ow. Ow.
1333
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:54,439
Little, uh,
concealer will help
that situation there.
1334
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,028
Tina!
1335
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:01,655
(BEEP ON P.A.)
1336
01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:03,991
WOMAN ON P.A:
Paging Dr. Stateman.
(GROANS)
1337
01:10:03,992 --> 01:10:05,367
Dr. Stateman, please.
1338
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,369
I'm fine, you guys.
1339
01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:11,123
Yeah? Can you hold me
up in the air with three
crushed metacarpals?
1340
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:14,084
Of course. Ow! Shit!
1341
01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:17,462
We should just call
Tina and forfeit.
1342
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:20,132
Yeah, you know what.
I don't think we have
a choice.
1343
01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:24,553
I guess tomorrow I'll go back
to doing Phantom of the Opera
in my dorm room. Hmm.
1344
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,597
Wait. Hold up, guys.
Listen.
1345
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:29,183
Tomorrow we are gonna go
into that field house
1346
01:10:29,184 --> 01:10:31,143
and we're gonna get
in front of those students.
1347
01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:34,563
And as sure as I'm
standing here right now,
I can assure you that,
1348
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:39,735
that we might suck.
1349
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,571
We might totally suck,
in fact,
but to a real cheerleader,
1350
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:44,823
it doesn't matter
if you win or lose.
(DOOR OPENS)
1351
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:47,326
It only matters if you
try as hard as you can,
1352
01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:50,662
if you give it
every ounce of
spirit you've got.
1353
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,831
So, what do you say?
1354
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,543
Who wants to suck tomorrow?
1355
01:10:56,544 --> 01:11:00,714
You know what?
If there's one thing
I'm good at in this world,
1356
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:02,507
it's sucking.
1357
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,344
I'm in!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1358
01:11:05,345 --> 01:11:06,470
Hey.
1359
01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:08,764
Why suck if you
could not suck?
1360
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,475
Because we're
missing Francis.
It's gonna be hard.
1361
01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:12,809
Well, could you guys
use a sub?
1362
01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:15,771
You're gonna lose
your scholarship.
1363
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:20,859
Yeah, well, whatever
I lose in financial aid,
I'll gain in testicles!
1364
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,277
So I'm in!
1365
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,904
(ALL CHATTERING)
1366
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,034
MAN: Okay. All right.
1367
01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:36,541
Come on. Let's go.
25, 26, 27,
28, 29, 30.
1368
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:40,796
More.
1369
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:45,801
More! Oh! Oh!
Give me that!
(GROANS)
1370
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:47,219
(SINGING)
Co... Come on
1371
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,388
How are you feelin'?
1372
01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:50,806
I feel like I wanna smile.
1373
01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:52,015
Good!
Hey!
1374
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:56,853
Ow.
Ooh. You ready
to kick a little?
1375
01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:58,105
Bring it!
1376
01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:00,816
(BEATBOXING)
1377
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,988
(SINGING)
I'm feelin' a little nervousA little, little nervous
1378
01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:07,447
(BEATBOXING)
1379
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:11,118
I really have to peeReally, really have to pee
1380
01:12:18,543 --> 01:12:20,085
Check. Check.
1381
01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:23,171
Check!
(FEEDBACK)
1382
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:26,341
Varsity!
1383
01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,386
Okay. Here we go.
1384
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:32,180
Here, muskrat! Set!
1385
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,976
Don't screw up.
Pecs out.
1386
01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:38,270
Where's your water bra?
I gave it to you!
1387
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:41,565
Did you bleach your teeth?
Did you shave? God.
1388
01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:44,359
Everybody,
find your happy place.
1389
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,028
Mmm.
1390
01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:55,704
California State College,are you ready for a showdown?
1391
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,706
(CHEERING)
1392
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,546
MAN: Colleen, we love you!
1393
01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:08,550
First up, is your very ownvarsity cheerleading squad.
1394
01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:10,010
No! (GROANS)
1395
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,846
Let's go!
Go, go, go!
Let's go!
1396
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:15,640
WOMAN: Let's go!
Let's go, Stingers!
Go, Stingers!
1397
01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:17,517
(ALL CHEERING)
1398
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:19,019
Go, Stingers!
1399
01:13:21,773 --> 01:13:22,898
Let's go!
1400
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:35,660
(ALL CHANTING)
Varsity! Varsity! Varsity!
1401
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:38,455
Varsity! Varsity! Varsity!
1402
01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:45,670
Let's go, Stingers.
Let's go!
1403
01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:47,214
(WOLF WHISTLE)
1404
01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:54,262
(ALL CHANTING)
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
1405
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:59,643
Tina! Tina! Tina!
Tina! Tina! Tina!
1406
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:01,144
(CHEERING SUBSIDES)
1407
01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:02,771
Come on, you guys.
1408
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,022
MAN 1 : Come on, guys.
Let's go!
1409
01:14:04,023 --> 01:14:05,857
MAN 2: Come on, guys.
1410
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,486
MAN 3: Let's get
this show started!
1411
01:14:09,487 --> 01:14:11,321
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1412
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:12,864
(CROWD CHEERING)
1413
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:21,832
(ALL CHEERING)
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1414
01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:28,046
Go, Sammy!
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1415
01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:30,215
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1416
01:14:34,554 --> 01:14:37,222
(CROWD CHEERING)
1417
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,267
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Let's go
1418
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:53,655
(CROWD CHEERING)
1419
01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:17,262
(SINGING)
Oh, yeahHere we go
1420
01:15:17,889 --> 01:15:20,182
Here we goHere we go
1421
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:25,353
(MOUTHING)
1422
01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:28,690
Uh, uhGo, go, go, go, go
1423
01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,609
R-R-R-Raise your handsall up in the air
1424
01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,277
Raise your handsall up in the air
1425
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,947
Raise your handsyour hands, your hands...
1426
01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:08,772
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1427
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:11,816
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1428
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:13,527
Ooh, yeah we know it
1429
01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:15,737
We are the best
(LIP-SYNCING)
1430
01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:20,450
We, we
We, we
Are, are
1431
01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:21,993
The, the, the...
1432
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,960
Here we goHere we goHere we go
1433
01:16:33,714 --> 01:16:35,715
(CHEERING)
1434
01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:41,221
Yeah!
1435
01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:50,814
(CROWD CHEERING)
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
1436
01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:54,776
Tina! Tina! Tina!
Tina! Tina! Tina!
1437
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:58,655
Let's go!
Number one!
1438
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:09,749
Let's do this.
1439
01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:18,049
(ALL CHATTERING)
1440
01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:20,427
Next we have a new group.
1441
01:17:20,428 --> 01:17:22,220
Please welcome the...
1442
01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:24,681
Quote, Renegades, unquote.
1443
01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:31,396
(CHUCKLING)
1444
01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,440
(GREGORIAN CHANT PLAYING)
1445
01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:39,779
WOMAN: Nice outfits!
1446
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:41,573
MAN: You guys suck!
1447
01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:48,872
MAN: Monks can't cheer!
1448
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,588
(CHANT MUSIC ENDS)
1449
01:17:56,589 --> 01:18:00,675
Welcome, ladies and gentsof all ages.
1450
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:04,638
Feast your eyeson a "cheergasm"like no man
1451
01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:06,264
has seen before.
1452
01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:07,932
Hit it!
1453
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,059
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1454
01:18:11,646 --> 01:18:12,646
Yeah!
1455
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:14,439
Ooh!
1456
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:27,702
Get crazy
1457
01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:33,333
Crazy
1458
01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:36,711
(CROWD CHEERING)
1459
01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:00,795
MAN: Yeah! Whoo!
1460
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:20,982
Get crazyThe heat is on
1461
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:23,693
Get crazyCrazy, crazy, crazy
1462
01:20:25,946 --> 01:20:27,614
Stingers!
1463
01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:36,873
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
1464
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,459
Ow.
1465
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:41,044
It's cool. Okay.
1466
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,553
Yeah! Come on!
1467
01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:53,515
Yeah!
1468
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,367
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
(LAUGHTER)
1469
01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:15,870
DEAN SEBASTIAN: Damn kids.
1470
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:18,373
MAN: Come on.
WOMAN: Let's just do it.
1471
01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:20,667
Hi, everyone.I'm Dean Sebastian.
1472
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:26,756
I want to thankboth teams for putting ona really wonderful display.
1473
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:30,134
It reminds meof my student days.
1474
01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:31,302
(ALL GROANING)
1475
01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:34,013
Of course,back in those days,
1476
01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:36,724
the cheers weren'tquite as complicated.
1477
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:39,936
Just tell us the winner,
will you, please?
1478
01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:42,856
Okay.
Thank you.
1479
01:21:44,859 --> 01:21:48,403
The winner, representingCal State College
1480
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,322
at the National cheerleadingChampionships...
1481
01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:57,662
MAN 1 : Come on!
1482
01:21:58,622 --> 01:22:00,290
MAN 2: Come on!
1483
01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:01,958
(CROWD MUTTERING)
1484
01:22:02,710 --> 01:22:04,627
WOMAN: Let's go! Come on!
1485
01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,714
The Renegades!
Yeah!
1486
01:22:15,806 --> 01:22:17,473
Yeah! Yeah!
1487
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:25,899
(SQUEALING)
1488
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:27,984
(SOBBING)
1489
01:22:34,992 --> 01:22:36,993
You are so pathetic!
1490
01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:39,787
You're pathetic!
I know you wax your butt!
1491
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:42,790
Do you actually think
your roots are natural?
1492
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:44,334
You are not
born with roots!
1493
01:22:44,335 --> 01:22:45,585
(GASPS)
1494
01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:47,128
(SQUEAKY VOICE)
I was too!
1495
01:22:48,923 --> 01:22:50,089
You did it!
I know!
1496
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,676
(SHRIEKS)
What'd you think?
1497
01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:55,929
You're right.
You sucked.
1498
01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:58,264
(FRUSTRATED GROAN)
1499
01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:02,310
Janice.
Towel. Immediately!
1500
01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:05,021
Marni. I quit.
Immediately.
1501
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:06,981
(GASPS)
1502
01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:08,983
Excuse me.
1503
01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,610
Oh.
Hi.
1504
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:14,530
Uh, I just wanted
to say nice job.
1505
01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:17,575
(CLEARS THROAT)
Your routine was good.
1506
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:21,621
Inconsistent
and a tad pedestrian
at times, but good.
1507
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,457
Wow. Thanks.
I'm not exactly. . .
1508
01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:26,751
On behalf of
the administration
and alumni,
1509
01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:28,920
I wanna offer you
and your team,
1510
01:23:28,921 --> 01:23:31,047
the full backing
of the college.
1511
01:23:31,048 --> 01:23:33,299
You're our new varsity
cheerleading squad.
1512
01:23:34,385 --> 01:23:37,804
It'll be a thrill
to work with the new
bomb diggity.
1513
01:23:38,639 --> 01:23:41,891
Now if you'll
excuse me, ladies,
I have a lunch date.
1514
01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:44,852
(EXHALES)
1515
01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:48,982
So, we might need
a sub for nationals.
1516
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,901
Really? Wait. Wait.
1517
01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:53,987
You and me
on the same team?
1518
01:23:53,988 --> 01:23:56,864
Of course, you'd have
to audition first.
1519
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:58,491
I don't audition.
1520
01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:00,535
Hmm.
1521
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,121
Suit yourself.
1522
01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,375
But maybe I can come
help you out, you know.
1523
01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:09,877
I'll have to
check my "sched."
I could bring Marni.
1524
01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:13,047
(SQUEALS)
Or not. I never even
really liked her anyways.
1525
01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,716
It's just,
I was thinking Friday,
1526
01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:17,719
we could get some "fro-yo,"
do some choreography.
1527
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,220
You know, you guys.
1528
01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:23,016
Whittier, you have
such great hair. I just. . .
Who does your color?
1529
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,934
MAN: Marker.
Hmm.
1530
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:28,146
Uh. . .
I expect more. . . (GROANS)
1531
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:30,481
Well, she's a sh. . .
Sinking ship.
1532
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:32,775
Oh, my God!
1533
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:37,071
(SINGING) You're a real toughcookie with a long history
(LIP-SYNCING)
1534
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:40,992
Of breaking little heartslike the one in me
1535
01:24:40,993 --> 01:24:44,328
That's okayLet's see how you do it
1536
01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:47,915
Put up your dukesLet's get down to it
1537
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,793
Hit me with your best shot
1538
01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:55,006
Why don't you hit mewith your best shot
1539
01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:57,091
Hit me with your best shot
1540
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,217
(GRUNTS)
1541
01:24:58,218 --> 01:24:59,510
Fire away
1542
01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:05,391
You come on with a come-onYou don't fight fair
1543
01:25:06,226 --> 01:25:09,312
But that's okaySee if I care
1544
01:25:09,313 --> 01:25:12,690
Knock me downIt's all in vain
1545
01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:16,444
I get right backon my feet again
1546
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:19,363
Hit me with your best shot
1547
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:22,033
Why don't you hit mewith your best shot
1548
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:26,162
Hit me with your best shot
1549
01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:28,581
Fire away
1550
01:25:28,582 --> 01:25:32,001
Who can settle this
and judge it who's right.
1551
01:25:32,002 --> 01:25:33,461
Oh, yeah?
Yes!
1552
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,962
MAN: That's a cut.
Almost had it.
1553
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:36,255
(GIGGLES)
1554
01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:49,685
Hit me with your best shot
1555
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:53,022
Why don't you hit mewith your best shot
1556
01:25:53,899 --> 01:25:56,526
Hit me with your best shot
1557
01:25:56,527 --> 01:25:58,319
Fire away
1558
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:03,407
(SINGSONG)
Give me an "S-S"
Give me a "T-R".
1559
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:04,909
(GRUNTS)
1560
01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:07,120
(GRUNTS)
You know I'm about to
get twisted, baby!
1561
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,288
Hit me with your best shot
1562
01:26:09,289 --> 01:26:10,581
It's really not
coming off.
1563
01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:11,999
Fire away
1564
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,084
Away!
1565
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,341
Fire away
1566
01:26:20,342 --> 01:26:21,634
Yeah!
1567
01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:26,472
Fire away
1568
01:26:26,473 --> 01:26:28,015
WHITTIER: God, are you
losing your drawers?
1569
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,183
Sorry.
1570
01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:37,024
Fire away
1571
01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:40,528
And cut!
1572
01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:43,322
(ALL CHEERING)
1573
01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,040
You just wait till game day.
She'll be perfect.
1574
01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:54,667
(IMITATING WHITTIER)
Oh, she's gonna be
perfect on game day.
1575
01:26:54,668 --> 01:26:56,502
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
1576
01:26:58,630 --> 01:26:59,630
Shh!
1577
01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:03,426
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Co... Come on
1578
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,238
Co... Come on
1579
01:27:58,649 --> 01:27:59,690
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1580
01:28:23,173 --> 01:28:25,174
Co... Come on
1581
01:28:30,597 --> 01:28:32,598
Come on
1582
01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:32,491
(WOMAN VOCALIZING)
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