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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:48,584 I never knew my parents. 2 00:02:48,608 --> 00:02:51,792 The only thing I ever knew was Prescott. 3 00:02:51,816 --> 00:02:54,458 It was a top-secret government-run school 4 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:58,880 that turned little girls into killing machines. 5 00:02:59,709 --> 00:03:01,000 Not bad. 6 00:03:01,024 --> 00:03:02,807 Burn it again. 7 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,375 Back of the line, Grandma. 8 00:03:15,399 --> 00:03:17,292 97, you're up! 9 00:03:17,316 --> 00:03:19,880 Move! Time trial starts in 3, 10 00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:20,537 2, 11 00:03:20,562 --> 00:03:22,108 1. 12 00:03:22,631 --> 00:03:24,381 Hardman, the head of Prescott, 13 00:03:24,406 --> 00:03:27,125 had some unique ideas about education. 14 00:03:27,149 --> 00:03:32,058 It's all about putting holes in the subject. 15 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,059 See what I mean? 16 00:03:33,084 --> 00:03:35,959 Ladies, prepare to spring some leaks. 17 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,243 Engage! 18 00:03:37,268 --> 00:03:40,020 It's all about vulnerability. Eyes... 19 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,042 Now, we may have all been orphans, 20 00:03:42,066 --> 00:03:44,375 but we were never allowed to become a family. 21 00:03:44,399 --> 00:03:47,167 Carotid arteries. 22 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:49,436 Pens up! 23 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:59,392 To be a Prescott is to be an island. 24 00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:03,699 It is you and you alone out there. 25 00:04:03,724 --> 00:04:04,953 What do we say, ladies? 26 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,888 No attachments! 27 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:11,361 No... attachments. 28 00:04:12,976 --> 00:04:16,166 Yeah, that part never sounded right to me. 29 00:04:16,191 --> 00:04:17,273 Engage! 30 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,256 I was good at everything else. 31 00:04:20,676 --> 00:04:23,239 The best, actually. 32 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:27,098 As much as I wanted to make friends, 33 00:04:27,123 --> 00:04:28,955 that was just never gonna happen here. 34 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:31,254 Begin. 35 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:33,459 Bad intentions, ladies. 36 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:36,125 Bad intentions. 37 00:04:36,149 --> 00:04:39,017 Every punch has a purpose. 38 00:04:39,042 --> 00:04:40,500 Strike and move. 39 00:04:40,524 --> 00:04:42,542 Strike and move. 40 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:44,375 Flow. 41 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:46,417 Elbows, knees. 42 00:04:46,441 --> 00:04:47,418 React. 43 00:04:47,442 --> 00:04:48,815 Hammer fist, ladies. 44 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,387 You're not training to save your lives. 45 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:53,948 You're training to take someone else's. 46 00:05:01,295 --> 00:05:02,720 Bitch. 47 00:05:03,949 --> 00:05:07,648 I was the first one in my class to be activated. 48 00:05:07,673 --> 00:05:11,487 As usual, 84 didn't take it well. 49 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,416 MOSCA 50 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,783 It takes a certain mindset to do this kind of work. 51 00:05:19,808 --> 00:05:22,298 That's why they get to us so young. 52 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:26,095 Plus, who would ever suspect a kid? 53 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,864 Not this guy. 54 00:05:36,024 --> 00:05:37,283 What can I say? 55 00:05:37,308 --> 00:05:39,590 He trained us well. 56 00:05:39,615 --> 00:05:41,477 BERLINO 57 00:05:46,331 --> 00:05:49,023 Sure, I got to see the world... 58 00:05:50,822 --> 00:05:53,542 But what I couldn't help notice 59 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:57,282 was this whole other world I was missing. 60 00:06:04,173 --> 00:06:05,491 SHANGHAI 61 00:06:05,516 --> 00:06:07,825 I wanted to know what normal kids did, 62 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,566 so I started gathering intel. 63 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,957 Meet Victoria Knox: 64 00:06:56,982 --> 00:06:59,576 American expat turned arms dealer. 65 00:06:59,601 --> 00:07:02,133 If you're a terrorist and you want to kill some folk, 66 00:07:02,158 --> 00:07:04,508 this is the person you call. 67 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:06,432 Don't let her good looks fool you. 68 00:07:06,457 --> 00:07:08,365 She has an I.Q. of 140, 69 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:11,235 and she will use it to kill you. 70 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:14,862 She was last seen in Corsica 3 years ago, 71 00:07:14,887 --> 00:07:17,967 until she resurfaced eight hours ago, 72 00:07:17,991 --> 00:07:20,925 and will probably be gone in eight more, 73 00:07:20,949 --> 00:07:23,381 unless we bring her in. 74 00:07:23,538 --> 00:07:25,391 Correction: 75 00:07:25,597 --> 00:07:28,256 Unless you catch her, Agent 83, 76 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,291 and bring her in, alive. 77 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:31,967 - Wait, what? - Simmer down. 78 00:07:31,992 --> 00:07:33,895 - You're B-Team, 84. - B-team? 79 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,467 This should be my mission. 80 00:07:35,491 --> 00:07:37,134 I studied the case file. 81 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:40,146 She's over there sniffing Kesha, the new fragrance by Kesha. 82 00:07:40,171 --> 00:07:42,377 I said Simmer... 83 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:53,531 You need to get your head in the game, Agent 83, 84 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:58,344 because Victoria Knox will take it off. 85 00:07:59,949 --> 00:08:02,009 If we follow the profile, 86 00:08:02,033 --> 00:08:05,180 everyone will come home safely. 87 00:08:05,205 --> 00:08:10,821 - And remember, we're not in... - In the rescue business. 88 00:08:11,502 --> 00:08:13,629 What she said. 89 00:08:14,091 --> 00:08:15,717 Gear up. 90 00:08:15,741 --> 00:08:18,415 We're wheels up in 1 hour. 91 00:08:23,064 --> 00:08:25,883 CECENIA 92 00:08:25,908 --> 00:08:27,759 Knox was a legend. 93 00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:30,509 Ruthless, vindictive... 94 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:33,092 And she had a thing for taking out prescotts. 95 00:08:33,116 --> 00:08:35,274 Got some bad news: You're dead. 96 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:37,532 Hey, guys. 97 00:08:38,908 --> 00:08:40,134 You make them comfortable? 98 00:08:40,158 --> 00:08:41,884 36 hours alone in the box. 99 00:08:41,908 --> 00:08:43,425 Oh, good. 100 00:08:43,449 --> 00:08:45,646 Good, good, good. 101 00:08:45,671 --> 00:08:46,884 Copenhagen? 102 00:08:46,908 --> 00:08:49,092 Hi. Peek-a-boo. 103 00:08:49,116 --> 00:08:51,588 Copenhagen's mine. 104 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:55,634 Johannesburg, remember me? 105 00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:57,747 Like having a gun to your face? 106 00:08:57,772 --> 00:08:59,975 Feels good, doesn't it? 107 00:09:01,866 --> 00:09:03,592 And you... 108 00:09:03,616 --> 00:09:05,838 Finally got you. 109 00:09:49,396 --> 00:09:50,393 Gotcha. 110 00:09:50,418 --> 00:09:53,044 You got nothing, kid. 111 00:10:12,136 --> 00:10:14,807 What do you plan to do with that? 112 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:20,240 Still playing dress-up with 007-year-olds. 113 00:10:22,217 --> 00:10:23,212 Where is she? 114 00:10:23,237 --> 00:10:25,542 You missing someone? 115 00:10:26,949 --> 00:10:28,079 You mad at me? Let's just say. 116 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:31,539 Let's just say I'm a little disappointed with your life choices. 117 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,017 Sit her ass down somewhere. 118 00:10:35,616 --> 00:10:36,984 Hi. 119 00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:37,801 What's your name? 120 00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:40,312 83, come back. 121 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:56,400 83, come in if you hear me. 122 00:10:56,425 --> 00:10:58,742 Give us a visual, anything. 123 00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:00,782 83. 124 00:11:01,105 --> 00:11:03,424 Sign me, come in. 125 00:11:03,449 --> 00:11:04,922 83, come in. 126 00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:07,142 Give us a sign you're down there. 127 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,509 I didn't plan for it to turn out like this, 128 00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:12,191 but there was no turning back now. 129 00:11:12,216 --> 00:11:15,387 This was my chance to escape. 130 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:19,854 83, this is your last chance. 131 00:11:21,122 --> 00:11:24,025 Sir, no visual, no audio. 132 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:26,546 She's not responding. 133 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,976 Mark it. 134 00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,859 83... 135 00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:38,141 Inactive. 136 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,204 I couldn't believe it. 137 00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:03,468 Mission high school was a go. 138 00:12:38,995 --> 00:12:41,267 Last chance to back out. 139 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,059 Foreign exchange student was your idea. 140 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,389 Yeah, six years ago. 141 00:12:46,446 --> 00:12:47,934 - Hi. - Hi! 142 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,915 Hi, I'm Megan. 143 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:52,785 Do we hug? 144 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,740 Well. What do you do in your family? 145 00:12:54,765 --> 00:12:56,273 It's different there. 146 00:12:56,298 --> 00:12:57,185 Hugs are good. 147 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,494 - Okay. Hi. - Hi. 148 00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:00,014 I'm penny. Hi. 149 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:01,642 This is Parker. 150 00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:03,725 Hey, Parker. 151 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,934 This is Liz. 152 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:05,857 Of course. 153 00:13:05,882 --> 00:13:08,302 Ew, no. Don't touch me till I've seen your papers. 154 00:13:08,327 --> 00:13:09,941 - Elizabeth. - What? 155 00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:12,184 Oh, Mr. Larson. Hey! 156 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,184 - Oh, my good... - Whoa. 157 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,185 - Oh, no, I'm so sorry. - Come on. 158 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,475 I'm so sorry. 159 00:13:15,499 --> 00:13:17,824 - Excuse us. - Oh, is he... I... 160 00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:19,812 I saw in the profile, the picture of all of you. 161 00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,469 No, no, no. It's okay. It's just the three of us. 162 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:23,850 I'm-I'm divorced. 163 00:13:23,874 --> 00:13:25,935 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No no, I' fine. 164 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,267 I'm fine... we are fine. 165 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,520 You know, even better, actually, you know. 166 00:13:29,545 --> 00:13:30,716 Some people make it work. 167 00:13:30,741 --> 00:13:33,224 Others, you know, they run off with a pharmaceutical rep 168 00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:35,851 and spend your life savings on a pontoon boat. 169 00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:37,915 But we're good, so... 170 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,757 Are your parents still together? 171 00:13:39,782 --> 00:13:41,866 Mine are dead. 172 00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:44,945 I'll get the car. 173 00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:36,609 Well, I think what you're doing is very brave. 174 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:39,734 Adjusting to a new culture is hard. 175 00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,234 You know what else is hard? 176 00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:42,650 Ninja training. 177 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,303 But I do it anyway. 178 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:46,930 Is that how you hurt your arm? 179 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:49,793 Nope, fell off his bike. 180 00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:51,099 It was ninja training. 181 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,243 Okay, and I guess dad's 182 00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:54,503 just gonna pontoon back any day now too, huh? 183 00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:56,116 Okay, Elizabeth... 184 00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:57,550 Let's not ruin dinner. 185 00:14:57,574 --> 00:14:59,134 I'm a shadow warrior. 186 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,881 Yeah? That's cool. 187 00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:02,300 I'm a secret agent. 188 00:15:03,929 --> 00:15:05,759 Um, well, if there's anything 189 00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:07,634 that's special that you'd like to do, 190 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,903 you know, you can just make a list, 191 00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:11,300 and I'm sure Lizzy would be thrilled, 192 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:12,634 thrilled to show you. 193 00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:14,342 Isn't that right, sweetheart? 194 00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,467 I would love to take the school bus. 195 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,533 Peter Dinardo pooped on the bus. 196 00:15:18,558 --> 00:15:19,843 Okay, Parker. 197 00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,175 - What? - No poop. 198 00:15:21,199 --> 00:15:22,509 I know a poop when I see one. 199 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,675 You can't fight with that. 200 00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:25,175 1, that's disgusting. 201 00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:29,237 2, I am not riding the bus. 202 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:32,092 But it's a quintessential high school experience. 203 00:15:32,116 --> 00:15:33,976 So is mono. 204 00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:40,592 What is mono? 205 00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,318 Kids get it from kissing. 206 00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:43,520 It's like mouth aids. 207 00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:46,258 You seriously just ruined my appetite. 208 00:15:55,682 --> 00:15:57,134 Hey. 209 00:15:57,158 --> 00:15:58,300 You have everything you need? 210 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,467 Yeah, just prepping. 211 00:16:00,491 --> 00:16:02,884 Is transpo still at 0700? 212 00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:05,300 Transpo? 213 00:16:05,324 --> 00:16:06,759 The bus, sorry. 214 00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:09,259 Oh, yeah, no, it usually rolls by at 7:00. 215 00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:11,738 Okay, got it. 216 00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:15,138 You know, we're really glad you're here. 217 00:16:15,312 --> 00:16:16,651 Thanks. 218 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,800 Me too. 219 00:16:17,824 --> 00:16:19,352 Okay. 220 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,135 Good night. 221 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,362 Okay. 222 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:35,394 Normal 16-year-old, normal 16-year-old. 223 00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,599 Fresh meat. 224 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,642 Oh, my god. 225 00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:07,616 Jeez... 226 00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:10,461 Freak show! What do you want from me? 227 00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:11,884 I thought we could walk together. 228 00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:13,550 Are you on bath salts? 229 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,592 It's like you have social herpes and you want to... 230 00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:17,425 Spit it back in my mouth. 231 00:17:17,449 --> 00:17:19,259 That's... that's really gross. 232 00:17:19,283 --> 00:17:20,759 So is your makeup. 233 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,175 God, you look like you had a one-night stand 234 00:17:22,199 --> 00:17:24,256 with Mr. Potato head. 235 00:17:24,281 --> 00:17:27,342 Look, I have 9 months, 3 weeks, and 5 days 236 00:17:27,366 --> 00:17:29,259 until I escape this post-pubescent psych ward, 237 00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:32,195 and you are not gonna mess this up. 238 00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:34,954 Just... 239 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:37,259 Wipe all that off, 240 00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,474 put these on, and just... 241 00:17:40,283 --> 00:17:41,800 Try not to talk to me. 242 00:17:41,824 --> 00:17:43,567 Okay? 243 00:17:52,094 --> 00:17:53,669 Welcome, Vikings. 244 00:17:53,694 --> 00:17:54,818 Hey, everyone. 245 00:17:54,843 --> 00:17:56,174 Now, let's see some school spirit. 246 00:17:56,199 --> 00:17:57,300 Come on, spell it with me. 247 00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:59,759 Come on, V-I-K-I... 248 00:17:59,783 --> 00:18:00,884 Okay. 249 00:18:00,908 --> 00:18:02,864 - Okay. - I'm gonna spell it by myself, huh? 250 00:18:02,889 --> 00:18:04,466 All right, well, I have great news. 251 00:18:04,491 --> 00:18:08,050 Our campus is now a nut-free zone. 252 00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:09,425 Yeah, finally! 253 00:18:09,449 --> 00:18:10,425 Absolutely, Gooch. 254 00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:11,426 That's right. 255 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:12,592 As long as I'm principal, 256 00:18:12,616 --> 00:18:14,425 you will never see another student 257 00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:15,819 with nuts in their mouth. 258 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,369 No promises! 259 00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:21,009 Yeah, it's gonna be a long year, I see. 260 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:25,634 I'm also excited because, for the first time, 261 00:18:25,658 --> 00:18:28,000 Newton high school is participating 262 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,654 in a brand-new foreign student exchange program. 263 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,759 You know we need more diversity. 264 00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:34,062 We only have, like, two Cambodians 265 00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:35,275 and one Mexican. 266 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,674 I take it this is your first assembly. 267 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,050 Yeah. 268 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,217 Isn't this awesome? 269 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:42,050 Uh... not usually. 270 00:18:42,074 --> 00:18:43,985 But okay. 271 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:47,585 Are you a member of the band? 272 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,550 No, I'm actually more on the engineering side. 273 00:18:49,574 --> 00:18:52,467 I do the lighting board and design. 274 00:18:52,491 --> 00:18:54,734 Oh, look at that, wow. 275 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,713 So that's your thing, then. 276 00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:58,384 A/V geek. I got it, I got it. 277 00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,217 I saw 10 things I hate about you. 278 00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:02,217 Right, yeah. No, it's just like that. 279 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,241 Right, I figured. 280 00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:04,726 Only not the '90s. 281 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,707 You know, just, whatever happens out there, 282 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:09,288 don't let 'em get to you. 283 00:19:09,313 --> 00:19:10,425 Right. 284 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,800 All right, well, please join me 285 00:19:11,824 --> 00:19:14,869 in welcoming our foreign exchange student, 286 00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:18,320 all the way from exotic... 287 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,705 Oh, come on, man. 288 00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:21,563 Canada? For real? 289 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:25,300 Please put your hands together for Megan Walsh. 290 00:19:25,324 --> 00:19:27,550 - That's you. - Yeah, that's me. 291 00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:28,759 Show her some love, Megan Walsh. 292 00:19:28,783 --> 00:19:30,426 Come on, vikings, make some noise. 293 00:19:30,451 --> 00:19:31,467 Yeah! 294 00:19:31,491 --> 00:19:34,917 - Come on, people. - Thank you. 295 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:36,822 Hey, guys, I'm Megan. 296 00:19:36,847 --> 00:19:38,941 I'm from Regina, Saskatchewan. 297 00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:41,942 I'm really psyched to join the long and proud legacy 298 00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:43,275 of Viking Alumni. 299 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:45,118 Hey, did you say Regina? 300 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,359 Yeah, Saskatchewan. 301 00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:48,552 Go back to Regina! 302 00:19:48,577 --> 00:19:50,050 Okay, Gooch. 303 00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:51,525 Canada sucks a dick! 304 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,275 What are your pajamas all "aboot"? 305 00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:55,318 Why are you here? Go home! 306 00:19:55,342 --> 00:19:57,192 No, no, guys... shh, please. 307 00:19:57,216 --> 00:19:59,025 Take back Bieber... 308 00:19:59,049 --> 00:20:00,359 Take back Bieber! 309 00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:01,984 Take back Bieber! 310 00:20:02,008 --> 00:20:04,189 Stop, stop, stop. 311 00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:14,216 Megan from Canada. 312 00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:25,362 Oh, Cash! 313 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,224 Megan from Canada, everyone. 314 00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,135 Hey, they can be a tough crowd. 315 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,108 Don't worry about it; You're gonna be nickel. 316 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,110 Thanks. 317 00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:48,192 Totem pole. 318 00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:50,015 Totem pole. 319 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:52,996 Thank you. 320 00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:54,754 Wow, what an entrance. 321 00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:56,067 What an entrance. 322 00:20:56,091 --> 00:20:58,234 Okay, let's give it up for a little rock group 323 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,609 that was number 24 324 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,808 on the iTunes download list back in march, 325 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,582 Newton high's own... 326 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:06,882 Emotacon! 327 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,560 There she is. 328 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:46,767 Hey, Megan. 329 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:47,768 Hi, I'm Missy. 330 00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:49,059 I am so sorry 331 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,392 about that behavior at assembly. 332 00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:53,877 Kids can be so cruel. 333 00:21:54,144 --> 00:21:55,226 Want to join us? 334 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,123 Come sit, come sit. 335 00:21:57,624 --> 00:21:59,392 Wow, sure. 336 00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,248 Thanks, I... 337 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,392 Pom-poms, huh? 338 00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:09,058 You're cheerleaders, aren't you? Oh, absolutely. 339 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:10,926 I know what angle you're running. 340 00:22:10,951 --> 00:22:11,809 Angle? 341 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,378 - Oh, I've seen mean girls, twice. - Okay. 342 00:22:14,403 --> 00:22:16,350 You're gonna invite me to sit, then weaken my defenses, 343 00:22:16,374 --> 00:22:18,517 and then embarrass me in some elaborate prank 344 00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:20,559 to assert your social dominance. 345 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:23,209 - What? - Nice try. 346 00:22:25,249 --> 00:22:27,563 I thought we were nice. 347 00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:32,517 Gooch, enough with the paper airplanes. 348 00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,475 Welcome back, welcome back. 349 00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:35,684 First day blues, I get it. 350 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,226 All right, take your seats. 351 00:22:37,251 --> 00:22:38,892 Put your books on your tables 352 00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,917 and open them up to the first page. 353 00:22:41,942 --> 00:22:44,001 No, don't, Gooch! 354 00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:45,254 - Yeah. - Gooch. 355 00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:46,255 Sorry. 356 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,475 Why can't you be more like cash, huh? 357 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,377 See? He's got his book out, right? 358 00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:52,808 - Hi. - You need a seat? 359 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,190 Look at my beautiful boy. 360 00:22:54,215 --> 00:22:56,225 Megan from Canada, right? 361 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,267 Love that mouth. 362 00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,350 A/V geek? 363 00:22:59,374 --> 00:23:01,622 Yeah, well, it's Roger. 364 00:23:03,066 --> 00:23:05,131 All right, here. 365 00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:07,637 You hungry? 366 00:23:07,662 --> 00:23:09,541 - Nope. - Okay. 367 00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:10,975 Sit down. 368 00:23:10,999 --> 00:23:12,220 Thanks. 369 00:23:12,245 --> 00:23:14,415 I-I guess you didn't need that. 370 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,063 Yeah. 371 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,330 Oh, no. 372 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:20,971 I hope he didn't "Kermit" suicide. 373 00:23:21,499 --> 00:23:24,859 I heard this class is "ribbiting." 374 00:23:29,147 --> 00:23:32,421 Well, I wouldn't "leap" to conclusions. 375 00:23:32,446 --> 00:23:34,225 Mr. Drumm can be pretty rough. 376 00:23:34,249 --> 00:23:35,998 Hey! New girl! 377 00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:38,017 Focus! 378 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,947 Told you so. 379 00:23:43,106 --> 00:23:45,528 Okay... Hey, uh... 380 00:23:45,553 --> 00:23:48,433 I know everybody got to sit with their buddies today, 381 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:51,142 but I'm the one who chooses the lab partners. 382 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:54,876 So tomorrow the seating chart shall be up, 383 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,392 and we'll have a wonderful time. 384 00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:58,625 Now, get out of here! 385 00:23:58,650 --> 00:24:00,391 I'm not kidding. Get out of here. 386 00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:01,349 Go. 387 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:03,506 It was nice knowing you. 388 00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:09,351 Bup-bup-bup-bup. 389 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,184 Hold on there, mister. 390 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,788 Hold on there. 391 00:24:12,813 --> 00:24:14,629 I know what you're doing after school. 392 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:17,207 - What? - You're jammin' with me. 393 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,742 You know, I play a little slide trombone. 394 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:21,910 You know slide trombone. 395 00:24:24,403 --> 00:24:26,647 Yeah. 396 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:28,399 - Let's jam. - Sure. 397 00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:29,247 Let's have a sesh. 398 00:24:29,272 --> 00:24:30,348 All right. 399 00:24:30,373 --> 00:24:31,367 - Cool. - I like your spunk. 400 00:24:31,392 --> 00:24:33,451 - Okay. - Get out of here. 401 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,774 Oh, Canada... 402 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,796 Cash ~ Megan. 403 00:25:07,249 --> 00:25:09,753 Okay, I'll be here at 4:00 to pick you up. 404 00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:11,064 I'll text you if I'm running late. 405 00:25:11,088 --> 00:25:12,399 You do the same, okay? 406 00:25:12,424 --> 00:25:13,443 Yep. 407 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,393 I want to know your 20 every 20. 408 00:25:15,418 --> 00:25:17,524 But no 4:20. 409 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,349 I'm serious. 410 00:25:20,513 --> 00:25:22,404 What am I talking about? 411 00:25:22,429 --> 00:25:24,623 You're talking about weed? 412 00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:26,702 - How do you know that? - What do you mean? Because... 413 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,421 What are you, Harold and Kumar? 414 00:25:28,446 --> 00:25:29,559 No, I'm a teenager, 415 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:30,909 and I go to high school, so... 416 00:25:30,934 --> 00:25:32,392 I mean, I'm not saying that I smoke weed, 417 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,507 - but people smoke weed... - Don't. It's a gateway drug. 418 00:25:34,531 --> 00:25:35,959 It is a gateway drug. 419 00:25:35,984 --> 00:25:38,564 You smoke weed, and then, guess what, 420 00:25:38,589 --> 00:25:39,732 meth... 421 00:25:39,757 --> 00:25:42,757 Equals death. 422 00:25:42,782 --> 00:25:44,161 Crack is whack. 423 00:25:44,186 --> 00:25:45,722 Coke's no joke. 424 00:25:45,747 --> 00:25:47,005 See how it all rhymes like that? 425 00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:49,309 It's like a poem about dying from drugs. 426 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,357 Hey, I got to go, okay? 427 00:25:51,382 --> 00:25:52,402 Hey. 428 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,099 Also, hash is very bad for you, 429 00:25:55,124 --> 00:25:56,934 'cause it's more intense than weed. 430 00:25:56,958 --> 00:25:59,421 It's, like, really compact, and you'll freak out. 431 00:25:59,446 --> 00:26:01,918 I had a major freak-out. 432 00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:06,224 Okay. Hey, hello. 433 00:26:06,249 --> 00:26:07,582 Hey. 434 00:26:07,689 --> 00:26:09,419 Hey... 435 00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:12,159 It's so funny we ended up together. 436 00:26:12,184 --> 00:26:13,784 Yeah, biology's kind of tricky, 437 00:26:13,809 --> 00:26:16,258 and you seem really smart. 438 00:26:16,832 --> 00:26:19,936 Yeah, it's definitely a good match. 439 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,363 Um, hi. 440 00:26:21,388 --> 00:26:23,780 I think you're in my seat. 441 00:26:23,805 --> 00:26:24,776 Hi, cash. 442 00:26:24,801 --> 00:26:27,314 You're in her seat. 443 00:26:27,339 --> 00:26:28,374 Hi, cash. 444 00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:30,863 Trust me. I'm at station six. 445 00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:34,023 Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure I'm there. 446 00:26:34,048 --> 00:26:36,538 Did everybody find their seats okay? 447 00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:38,633 Come on, Canada, out of my seat. 448 00:26:38,658 --> 00:26:40,392 Every year, I pick a very special someone 449 00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:43,436 to be my lab assistant. 450 00:26:43,461 --> 00:26:44,787 And guess what, who's it gonna be? 451 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:45,979 Eenie, meenie, miney... 452 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:46,995 Cash. 453 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,254 Come this way, brother. 454 00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:51,918 Struttin' like a rock star. 455 00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,780 And you two females, you can be partners. 456 00:26:54,805 --> 00:26:57,234 Have fun with Regina. 457 00:26:57,668 --> 00:26:59,995 Cold, hard Cash. 458 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,289 Get over here, Mister. 459 00:27:12,533 --> 00:27:14,263 Megan, hi. 460 00:27:14,288 --> 00:27:16,626 I couldn't help noticing you're into cash, huh? 461 00:27:16,651 --> 00:27:17,675 I don't blame you. 462 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,316 If I wasn't such a strict vegan, 463 00:27:19,341 --> 00:27:21,874 I'd be, like, all over that. 464 00:27:21,899 --> 00:27:23,408 Tell me about it. 465 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,502 So ironic, though, 466 00:27:24,527 --> 00:27:26,259 all of those groupies and sluts 467 00:27:26,284 --> 00:27:27,867 that constantly hang all over him. 468 00:27:27,891 --> 00:27:30,214 Yeah, they're not even his type. 469 00:27:30,426 --> 00:27:31,955 What is his type? 470 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,017 Girls who like dressing up. 471 00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:35,794 Like models? 472 00:27:35,819 --> 00:27:37,847 Not even close. 473 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,098 - Mascots. - Mm-hmm. 474 00:27:41,123 --> 00:27:44,184 All my high school research suggests that they're awkward loners, 475 00:27:44,209 --> 00:27:45,714 not musical enough for the band, 476 00:27:45,739 --> 00:27:46,959 too uncoordinated for track. 477 00:27:46,983 --> 00:27:48,174 I know it sounds weird, 478 00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:50,917 but school spirit, it's, like, really big here. 479 00:27:50,941 --> 00:27:53,375 And cash loves school spirit. 480 00:27:53,399 --> 00:27:55,209 Yeah, why do you think emotacon performs 481 00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:57,251 - at, like, every pep rally? - School spirit. 482 00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,667 Yeah, I mean, who wants to be 483 00:27:58,691 --> 00:28:00,772 some rando screaming at him from the audience? 484 00:28:00,797 --> 00:28:01,843 I wouldn't. 485 00:28:01,868 --> 00:28:03,759 But mascots, they go backstage. 486 00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:05,375 They go backstage. 487 00:28:05,399 --> 00:28:07,542 You would have him all to yourself. 488 00:28:07,566 --> 00:28:08,750 Mano a Mano. 489 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,042 Mano a Mascot. 490 00:28:10,066 --> 00:28:11,667 But, hey, you should hurry, huh? 491 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:13,250 'Cause you don't want somebody else to get that spot. 492 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,792 Yeah, like, totem pole. 493 00:28:14,816 --> 00:28:15,816 Totem pole. 494 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:20,773 Great, thanks. 495 00:28:33,293 --> 00:28:35,033 Yeah! 496 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:06,110 - How'd I do? - Yeah, that's great, kid. 497 00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:08,666 A lot of spirit. Job's all yours. 498 00:29:08,691 --> 00:29:09,534 Yes. 499 00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:13,459 95, 96, 97, 98, 99... 500 00:29:13,483 --> 00:29:15,398 1,000. 501 00:29:35,973 --> 00:29:39,944 "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, 502 00:29:39,977 --> 00:29:42,412 and sorry I could not travel both". 503 00:29:42,437 --> 00:29:46,564 And be one traveler, long I stood... 504 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,500 Megan. 505 00:29:48,524 --> 00:29:50,460 Care to join us? 506 00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:52,199 Two paths in the woods. 507 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,009 Probably an ambush. 508 00:29:55,033 --> 00:29:57,009 I'd wait until nightfall when they're asleep and vulnerable, 509 00:29:57,033 --> 00:29:58,782 then advance inside a tree line, 510 00:29:58,807 --> 00:30:00,868 maybe rig a trip wire 511 00:30:00,893 --> 00:30:03,379 in case he's trying to double back. 512 00:30:04,515 --> 00:30:05,725 Okay. 513 00:30:05,749 --> 00:30:07,225 Well, Liz... 514 00:30:07,249 --> 00:30:09,988 I'd be locking my door tonight if I were you. 515 00:30:11,124 --> 00:30:12,984 Sweet answer, weirdo. 516 00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:14,767 And anyone else? 517 00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:15,749 Whatever that was, 518 00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:19,022 but minus the serial killer part of it. 519 00:30:29,548 --> 00:30:31,287 Move. Move. 520 00:30:36,788 --> 00:30:38,828 Go, team, go! 521 00:31:02,249 --> 00:31:04,225 What are you doing? Who sent you? 522 00:31:04,249 --> 00:31:06,079 I surrender! I surrender! 523 00:31:06,104 --> 00:31:07,593 - Who are you? - I'm Leonard Steinman. 524 00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:09,334 I'm a sophomore at Lincoln. 525 00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:11,290 Just wanted to hold the mascot ransom. 526 00:31:11,315 --> 00:31:12,350 It's tradition. 527 00:31:12,374 --> 00:31:14,100 Kidnapping is a high school tradition? 528 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:15,799 Yeah. 529 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,873 High school tradition. 530 00:31:26,268 --> 00:31:28,588 Not the face, not the face. 531 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:32,373 Sweet moves, Canada. 532 00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:34,767 Hey, Megan. 533 00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:36,404 Hey. 534 00:31:36,819 --> 00:31:38,733 You alright? 535 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,582 Really lost your head out there. 536 00:31:44,678 --> 00:31:46,435 I got to go. 537 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:50,624 I'm sorry. 538 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,230 Oh, god. 539 00:32:01,849 --> 00:32:03,618 - There he is. - Yup. 540 00:32:03,643 --> 00:32:04,867 How we doing, sport? 541 00:32:04,891 --> 00:32:06,284 - Good. - All right. 542 00:32:06,308 --> 00:32:08,598 Who... who's the girl there? 543 00:32:10,183 --> 00:32:13,117 - She's just a new student. - Yeah, all right. 544 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,612 But you think she's cute, right? 545 00:32:14,637 --> 00:32:16,134 - Yeah. - Yeah. 546 00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:17,761 - Yeah, she's really cute. - Yeah. 547 00:32:17,786 --> 00:32:19,326 What do you call 'em, like, a hottie? 548 00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:20,700 Is that... what do you... is it a... 549 00:32:20,724 --> 00:32:22,159 A hottie biscotti? 550 00:32:22,183 --> 00:32:23,742 No. 551 00:32:23,766 --> 00:32:25,950 You just say, like, "oh, she's hot." 552 00:32:25,974 --> 00:32:28,117 Yeah, yeah. Just like a babe. 553 00:32:28,141 --> 00:32:30,159 - Yeah. - Or you say, like, a bitch? 554 00:32:30,183 --> 00:32:32,617 - Like, "hey, look at this bitch." - No, I wouldn't... 555 00:32:32,642 --> 00:32:34,535 I wouldn't say that. That's so rude. 556 00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:35,659 Yeah, sorry about that. 557 00:32:35,683 --> 00:32:37,242 - Can we just go home? - Yep. 558 00:32:37,266 --> 00:32:38,617 But, you know, your old man is here to talk 559 00:32:38,641 --> 00:32:40,825 if you want to talk about anything at all. 560 00:32:40,849 --> 00:32:41,867 Yeah, I know. 561 00:32:41,891 --> 00:32:43,484 Okay. 562 00:32:43,849 --> 00:32:45,825 - Like sex or... - I... 563 00:32:45,849 --> 00:32:47,182 Intercourse, or... 564 00:32:47,207 --> 00:32:49,478 - Let's go, dad. - Let's go. 565 00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:53,464 Oh, come on, 83, think. 566 00:32:53,489 --> 00:32:56,593 Fall back on your training. Stick to the profile. 567 00:32:58,669 --> 00:33:00,409 Ugh, this profile's all wrong! 568 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:01,742 Hey. 569 00:33:01,767 --> 00:33:02,837 What's going on, honey? 570 00:33:02,862 --> 00:33:04,775 All this intel, it's wrong. 571 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,367 I can never show my face again. 572 00:33:06,391 --> 00:33:07,992 I've got it all wrong, all wrong. 573 00:33:08,016 --> 00:33:10,117 It's everything, I... 574 00:33:10,141 --> 00:33:13,159 It's like I'm suffocating. But... 575 00:33:13,183 --> 00:33:14,992 Simulated drowning, that, I can... 576 00:33:15,016 --> 00:33:16,159 That, I can deal with. 577 00:33:16,183 --> 00:33:19,579 Just, this stuff is so much worse. 578 00:33:19,604 --> 00:33:20,700 I can't... I can't do it. 579 00:33:20,724 --> 00:33:22,367 I can't take another second of it. 580 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:24,015 It's just... it's... 581 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,562 It's high school. 582 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:28,017 That's all it is. 583 00:33:28,042 --> 00:33:29,867 Hey, look. 584 00:33:29,891 --> 00:33:31,325 Come here. 585 00:33:31,349 --> 00:33:32,929 You know... 586 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,943 Some thrive, 587 00:33:34,968 --> 00:33:37,140 and it's the best years of their lives. 588 00:33:37,165 --> 00:33:39,151 Others... 589 00:33:39,509 --> 00:33:41,528 Others spend four years being mocked 590 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:44,085 for wearing a thick black ribbon in their hair like Madonna 591 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,190 in the lucky star video. 592 00:33:46,215 --> 00:33:48,780 - What? - Oh, Google it. 593 00:33:48,933 --> 00:33:50,367 But we suffer through it, 594 00:33:50,391 --> 00:33:52,242 not because we're being strong 595 00:33:52,266 --> 00:33:54,242 or staying true to our personal style, 596 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,459 but because taking that ribbon off 597 00:33:56,484 --> 00:33:58,448 would mean revealing to those bastards 598 00:33:58,473 --> 00:34:01,874 the tiny bald spot we were hiding in the first place. 599 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:04,181 Hypothetically. 600 00:34:04,816 --> 00:34:07,697 Look, what you're feeling is normal. 601 00:34:07,763 --> 00:34:10,604 High school is a conflicting time. 602 00:34:11,056 --> 00:34:12,917 Okay. 603 00:34:12,941 --> 00:34:16,128 Parental advice terminated. 604 00:34:16,816 --> 00:34:18,628 Bring it in. Give me a hug. 605 00:34:18,653 --> 00:34:20,153 Okay. 606 00:34:22,442 --> 00:34:25,640 Stop. I had it taken care of years ago. 607 00:34:32,983 --> 00:34:35,174 I hope you've enjoyed our hospitality. 608 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,417 It's all right. 609 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:39,167 All you got to do is give me the name of your supplier. 610 00:34:39,191 --> 00:34:42,000 I'll see to it you rot here in dignity. 611 00:34:42,025 --> 00:34:44,287 Showers once a week. 612 00:34:44,312 --> 00:34:46,584 That I word box set. 613 00:34:46,608 --> 00:34:48,917 French toast on Sundays. 614 00:34:48,941 --> 00:34:50,408 That's really nice of you. 615 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:52,125 We both know everybody talks. 616 00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:56,262 We also both know that I'm not just anybody... 617 00:34:56,576 --> 00:34:58,774 Am I, Dumbledore? 618 00:35:03,941 --> 00:35:06,084 If you played your cards right, 619 00:35:06,108 --> 00:35:08,767 we might even let you come back and play for the good guys. 620 00:35:08,792 --> 00:35:11,075 The good guys? 621 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,959 You destroy lives. 622 00:35:12,983 --> 00:35:16,209 Only those that need to be destroyed. 623 00:35:16,233 --> 00:35:19,372 I'm not talking about the targets. 624 00:35:19,668 --> 00:35:21,622 Sir, I have something you need to... 625 00:35:21,647 --> 00:35:23,676 But, sir... 626 00:35:29,259 --> 00:35:31,584 She's cute. 627 00:35:31,608 --> 00:35:33,781 Last chance to talk. 628 00:35:34,441 --> 00:35:36,387 Fine. 629 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:38,375 Don't go anywhere. 630 00:35:38,399 --> 00:35:41,059 Yeah, I'll be right here. 631 00:35:41,084 --> 00:35:42,625 You know what I like 632 00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:46,042 about the people I do business with? 633 00:35:46,858 --> 00:35:49,744 They know they're assholes. 634 00:35:50,505 --> 00:35:52,549 Something funny? 635 00:35:57,524 --> 00:35:59,863 You'll regret this. 636 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,872 She's here. 637 00:36:19,729 --> 00:36:21,220 Yeah! 638 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,812 - Yeah. - Yeah! 639 00:36:22,837 --> 00:36:24,620 Woo-hoo! 640 00:36:24,712 --> 00:36:26,911 Regina! 641 00:36:28,441 --> 00:36:31,139 - What's going on? - Is that a joke? 642 00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:35,582 85,000 views since just last night. 643 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:37,459 I'm viral? 644 00:36:37,483 --> 00:36:39,459 Like HPV. 645 00:36:39,483 --> 00:36:40,834 Even Rape-It Ralph is a fan. 646 00:36:40,858 --> 00:36:41,838 Aw, dude, check this out. 647 00:36:41,863 --> 00:36:43,459 This guy's about to get trombonered. 648 00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:45,959 Just like... right there. Damn, oh! 649 00:36:45,983 --> 00:36:48,667 Yo, she showed those d-bags from Lincoln. 650 00:36:48,691 --> 00:36:51,625 Hey, this is why you don't mess with us vikings. 651 00:36:51,649 --> 00:36:52,626 Hell yeah! 652 00:36:52,650 --> 00:36:55,667 Regina. Regina. 653 00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:59,875 Regina, Regina... Regina, Regina... 654 00:36:59,899 --> 00:37:00,762 Whatever. 655 00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:03,491 She's gonna get really fat in college. 656 00:37:03,981 --> 00:37:05,157 I don't get it. 657 00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:07,528 I'm on camera acting bat-shit psycho. 658 00:37:07,553 --> 00:37:10,857 That's usually what gets people trending. 659 00:37:11,902 --> 00:37:14,125 No, no, no, no, I can't be on the Internet. 660 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,209 That's bad, Liz. That's really bad. 661 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:18,245 There you are. 662 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:20,705 So, um, we're jammin' this weekend. 663 00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:22,719 Why don't you stop by? 664 00:37:22,899 --> 00:37:25,221 That's my favorite part! 665 00:37:26,608 --> 00:37:29,143 Yeah, sure. 666 00:37:29,672 --> 00:37:30,877 Sounds nickel. 667 00:37:30,902 --> 00:37:32,375 Nickel? 668 00:37:32,399 --> 00:37:35,488 - Awesome, catch you then. - Catch you then. 669 00:37:38,401 --> 00:37:41,623 Obviously not all bad. 670 00:37:41,858 --> 00:37:44,540 Look, you may have all of these people fooled, 671 00:37:44,565 --> 00:37:45,764 but you and I both know 672 00:37:45,789 --> 00:37:48,735 that you are sketchier than a 2 A.M. Waffle house. 673 00:38:15,483 --> 00:38:17,636 - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! - No. 674 00:38:17,661 --> 00:38:19,254 You really shouldn't sneak up on people. 675 00:38:19,279 --> 00:38:21,526 No-no, no-no. It's totally my mistake. 676 00:38:22,911 --> 00:38:24,532 Okay. 677 00:38:24,777 --> 00:38:26,321 You okay? 678 00:38:28,149 --> 00:38:30,292 - Sorry. - Welcome. 679 00:38:30,316 --> 00:38:31,293 Thanks. 680 00:38:31,317 --> 00:38:33,862 This place is really cool. 681 00:38:42,524 --> 00:38:44,167 Got some ice. 682 00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:47,315 Oh, thank you so much. 683 00:38:49,108 --> 00:38:50,750 You know, I'm not... 684 00:38:50,774 --> 00:38:53,099 I'm not as fragile as my easy takedown would suggest. 685 00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:54,459 - No. - You caught me off guard. 686 00:38:54,483 --> 00:38:56,014 - Right. - Usually I can defend myself. 687 00:38:56,039 --> 00:38:58,084 I did notice that inner buffness, I did. 688 00:38:58,108 --> 00:38:59,982 Oh, Thanks. 689 00:39:00,363 --> 00:39:01,667 So you're on pace 690 00:39:01,691 --> 00:39:04,088 to beat Emotacon's last video release, huh? 691 00:39:04,113 --> 00:39:05,084 That's pretty cool. 692 00:39:05,108 --> 00:39:06,941 Yeah, how do you turn off the Internet? 693 00:39:06,983 --> 00:39:08,192 Really? 694 00:39:08,217 --> 00:39:10,925 You know, a lot of people would kill for that kind of attention. 695 00:39:10,950 --> 00:39:11,911 Yeah, I don't know. 696 00:39:11,936 --> 00:39:13,848 I just prefer to stay below the radar. 697 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,375 Okay, so maybe you steer clear 698 00:39:15,399 --> 00:39:16,998 of anymore Tae Kwon Do smackdowns, eh? 699 00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:19,651 That was actually more a mix of Krav Maga and Aikido. 700 00:39:19,676 --> 00:39:21,289 Tae Kwon Do is what I just did on you. 701 00:39:21,314 --> 00:39:23,292 But when faced with multiple opponents, 702 00:39:23,316 --> 00:39:25,073 it's... 703 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,263 - What? - You're weird. 704 00:39:27,288 --> 00:39:29,084 Yeah, but I like it. 705 00:39:29,108 --> 00:39:30,512 It's cool. 706 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:33,382 Were your parents in the military or something? 707 00:39:34,899 --> 00:39:37,445 Oh, sor... Are parents a bad topic? 708 00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:39,863 They both died when I was really young. 709 00:39:39,888 --> 00:39:41,861 I was raised by a foster family. 710 00:39:41,886 --> 00:39:43,413 Sorry, I had no idea. 711 00:39:43,438 --> 00:39:45,075 - I'm stupid. - No, it's fine. 712 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,903 - How would you have known? - I don't know. 713 00:39:46,928 --> 00:39:48,688 Well, I'm sorry. 714 00:39:48,713 --> 00:39:51,338 Just don't let it happen again, or you might need more icepacks. 715 00:39:51,363 --> 00:39:53,600 Oh, yeah, Lara Croft? You know what? I want a rematch. 716 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,280 - Do you? - Yeah, put 'em up. 717 00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:57,377 - All right. - Let's see. 718 00:39:57,402 --> 00:39:58,729 Pop. 719 00:39:58,754 --> 00:40:00,636 Here, hit it. 720 00:40:00,661 --> 00:40:02,459 - Really? I don't want to hurt you. - Yeah. 721 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,362 Okay, come on. 722 00:40:04,387 --> 00:40:05,727 Ooh, it hurts. Oh, it stings. 723 00:40:05,752 --> 00:40:07,055 - Come get the ice. - I need the ice. 724 00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:09,917 Rogerito, are we set up? 725 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,459 Uh, yeah. 726 00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:13,459 Just give me one second. 727 00:40:13,483 --> 00:40:15,739 I could just... 728 00:40:16,019 --> 00:40:17,250 - Hey. - Hi. 729 00:40:17,274 --> 00:40:19,685 - I'm glad you could make it. - Me too. 730 00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:21,882 Do you think you could do me a favor? 731 00:40:21,907 --> 00:40:23,003 I could try. 732 00:40:23,028 --> 00:40:25,216 Yeah? Come on. 733 00:40:33,571 --> 00:40:37,258 So I'm working on this new song, but... 734 00:40:37,283 --> 00:40:38,799 I'm just so inside of it. 735 00:40:38,823 --> 00:40:41,833 I could use an honest opinion, if you don't mind. 736 00:40:41,858 --> 00:40:43,396 No. 737 00:40:46,568 --> 00:40:49,732 It's pretty rough, so... be gentle. 738 00:41:33,386 --> 00:41:34,684 You're handling it pretty well. 739 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:35,833 What's that? 740 00:41:35,858 --> 00:41:37,802 The fame monster. 741 00:41:37,827 --> 00:41:39,742 She can be a beast. 742 00:41:39,767 --> 00:41:41,265 So... 743 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:44,134 It's nice talking to someone who understands the pressure. 744 00:41:44,159 --> 00:41:45,001 Thanks. 745 00:41:45,025 --> 00:41:47,515 Yeah. No, that's... 746 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:48,775 That's me. 747 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,540 Pressure understander-er. 748 00:41:56,574 --> 00:41:58,359 You know, that guard totally would have seen you. 749 00:41:58,383 --> 00:41:59,415 Uh-uh, no way. 750 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,502 - I was in stealth mode. - Stealth mode? 751 00:42:01,527 --> 00:42:04,061 A compound like this would have counter-intel out its ears. 752 00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:06,067 Motion sensors, Hyperspectral imaging. 753 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,127 There's no way you could just tiptoe down the hall. 754 00:42:08,152 --> 00:42:10,048 A high-value target is never gonna be vulnerable 755 00:42:10,073 --> 00:42:11,204 to a face-to-face takedown. 756 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,254 - He's not? - No, look, you've got to... 757 00:42:13,279 --> 00:42:15,378 engineer a passive campaign of mental anguish, 758 00:42:15,403 --> 00:42:18,442 basically alienating the target from those closest to him. 759 00:42:18,466 --> 00:42:20,358 He'll withdraw, paranoia and suspicion grow, 760 00:42:20,383 --> 00:42:22,063 and eventually he'll just kill himself. 761 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:26,470 I'm not sure if there's a button for that. 762 00:42:28,077 --> 00:42:30,190 Right, um... 763 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:33,226 Just choke him out with that lamp cord, then. 764 00:42:34,972 --> 00:42:36,450 Nickel. 765 00:42:36,475 --> 00:42:38,344 Thanks, babe. 766 00:42:44,049 --> 00:42:46,026 I should... I should probably get going. 767 00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,275 Yeah, no doubt. 768 00:42:47,299 --> 00:42:48,942 But, hey, listen, before you bounce, 769 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:50,234 Gooch's 'rents are out of town, 770 00:42:50,258 --> 00:42:51,674 so we're throwing down this Friday. 771 00:42:51,716 --> 00:42:53,025 You got to be there. 772 00:42:53,049 --> 00:42:54,692 Are you serious? 773 00:42:54,716 --> 00:42:55,962 Parents-away-in-Europe party? 774 00:42:55,987 --> 00:42:58,692 Oh, my God, this day cannot get any better. 775 00:42:58,716 --> 00:43:00,234 Um, Pittsburgh, I think. 776 00:43:00,258 --> 00:43:02,558 But Gooch's parties are legendary. 777 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,358 You down? 778 00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:07,488 Down. I'm down, yeah. 779 00:43:07,716 --> 00:43:08,665 Nickel. 780 00:43:08,690 --> 00:43:11,357 - Totem Pole. - Totem Pole. 781 00:43:32,663 --> 00:43:34,999 Greetings, 83. 782 00:43:38,174 --> 00:43:39,942 Good evening, 83. 783 00:43:39,966 --> 00:43:41,150 How did you find me? 784 00:43:41,174 --> 00:43:42,859 Same way I learned to tie a bow tie 785 00:43:42,883 --> 00:43:44,193 and slice a pineapple: 786 00:43:44,218 --> 00:43:45,567 Youtube. 787 00:43:45,591 --> 00:43:47,400 So who you working for, hmm? 788 00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:50,406 Eastern Bloc? Acevedo over at Langley? 789 00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:52,848 I'm not working for anybody, okay? 790 00:43:52,873 --> 00:43:54,643 Why don't we skip the lies 791 00:43:54,668 --> 00:43:57,161 and just let Pedro here go ahead and do his thing? 792 00:43:57,186 --> 00:43:59,734 You down with that? That'd be hot, right? 793 00:43:59,758 --> 00:44:00,900 Hardman, please. 794 00:44:00,924 --> 00:44:04,391 You know what? Stand down, Pedro. 795 00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:05,934 You know what I'm gonna do? 796 00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:09,556 I'm gonna go ahead and cut right to the truth... 797 00:44:10,068 --> 00:44:12,291 - Serum. - Seriously? 798 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,105 Those don't even work. 799 00:44:15,031 --> 00:44:16,392 Yeah, seriously. 800 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,161 Now we're gonna see if it works. 801 00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:25,368 Why have you run away? 802 00:44:30,602 --> 00:44:33,060 83. 83. 803 00:44:33,085 --> 00:44:34,651 One more time. 804 00:44:34,676 --> 00:44:39,283 Why did you run away? 805 00:44:41,897 --> 00:44:45,809 You deprived me of my childhood. 806 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,313 I couldn't just raise my hand and say, 807 00:44:48,338 --> 00:44:49,874 "Excuse me, sir, 808 00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:52,184 "I don't think I really want to be an assassin. 809 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:56,415 "Can I please be excused from this secret mountain killing school?" 810 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,346 Please, please, can we just... 811 00:44:58,371 --> 00:45:00,766 Stop the waterworks? 812 00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:06,100 Hey, let's get to the bottom of this. 813 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:08,784 Who are you working for? 814 00:45:08,809 --> 00:45:11,423 Nobody. I'm not working for anybody. 815 00:45:11,448 --> 00:45:13,498 I promise. 816 00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:17,267 Okay, I worked for sbarro for a few weeks over the summer 817 00:45:17,291 --> 00:45:18,559 just to make some extra cash. 818 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:19,859 I didn't think you'd mind. 819 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,350 Aziz Fataah Sbarro? 820 00:45:21,374 --> 00:45:23,350 When the hell were you in Lebanon? 821 00:45:23,374 --> 00:45:25,017 Sbarro Pizzeria. 822 00:45:25,041 --> 00:45:26,267 It's the world's largest. 823 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,517 Mall-based Italian restaurant chain. 824 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:30,165 They make these amazing garlic knots. 825 00:45:30,190 --> 00:45:32,481 Amazing garlic knots. 826 00:45:32,905 --> 00:45:34,367 I just want to be normal. 827 00:45:34,392 --> 00:45:36,854 You're a Prescott. Prescotts don't cry! 828 00:45:36,879 --> 00:45:37,995 Why is she crying? 829 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,981 Her struggle to find her own identity? 830 00:45:40,006 --> 00:45:42,434 The emotional turbulence of a first crush? 831 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:45,517 Maybe she watched the notebook one too many times. 832 00:45:45,541 --> 00:45:48,255 Adolescence is a very volatile time for a young woman. 833 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,551 He so gets me. 834 00:45:49,576 --> 00:45:51,230 83! 835 00:45:51,446 --> 00:45:55,309 You are a rogue agent. 836 00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:56,350 This has got to end. 837 00:45:56,374 --> 00:45:59,142 Okay, okay, okay. Hold on now. 838 00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:00,934 You can't just take me. 839 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:03,184 Missing girl in a small town 840 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:05,267 would throw up all kinds of red flags. 841 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:07,350 Amber alert, hello? 842 00:46:07,374 --> 00:46:09,850 I need to go back and tie up loose ends, 843 00:46:09,874 --> 00:46:14,879 at least just say my grandma got sick or something. 844 00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:16,392 I like it. 845 00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:19,362 Okay, but it's got to be done now. 846 00:46:19,387 --> 00:46:20,403 You understand? 847 00:46:20,428 --> 00:46:22,100 Megan from Regina... 848 00:46:22,124 --> 00:46:25,101 - It's pronounced... - I know how it's pronounced. 849 00:46:25,126 --> 00:46:28,350 Megan from Canada... 850 00:46:28,374 --> 00:46:30,735 Has got to disappear. 851 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,432 Forever. 852 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,591 You got it? 853 00:46:37,379 --> 00:46:39,460 All right, cut her loose. 854 00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:54,388 Hey, ninja turtle, come on. 855 00:46:54,413 --> 00:46:56,441 Wash up, bed. 856 00:46:58,874 --> 00:47:01,124 Parker, where did you get that? 857 00:47:06,249 --> 00:47:08,559 - Oh, my God! - Sorry, Megan! 858 00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:10,660 Go, go, go! 859 00:47:12,348 --> 00:47:14,536 Hey, are you okay? 860 00:47:14,561 --> 00:47:17,610 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 861 00:47:17,634 --> 00:47:20,445 - Okay. - The key is to tuck and roll. 862 00:47:20,470 --> 00:47:21,776 I'm sorry, tuck and what? 863 00:47:21,801 --> 00:47:24,142 Were those secret agents? 864 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:26,225 They were, Parker, yes. 865 00:47:26,249 --> 00:47:28,267 But I'm fine. No, I'm okay. 866 00:47:28,291 --> 00:47:29,809 I mean, look at this. 867 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:31,850 The sun is out. 868 00:47:31,874 --> 00:47:33,708 The clouds are shining. 869 00:47:33,749 --> 00:47:39,132 Oh, you are Parker, and you are Liz. 870 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,934 - You're scared of me. - Hell yes, I am. 871 00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:47,142 Not... not just me, though. 872 00:47:47,166 --> 00:47:49,541 I mean, you fear the world. 873 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:54,059 Every morning you dress yourself in this cloak of sarcasm. 874 00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:56,271 But stripped bare of this defense, 875 00:47:56,296 --> 00:47:57,850 you'd be forced to forge true connections 876 00:47:57,874 --> 00:47:59,407 within your peer group, 877 00:47:59,451 --> 00:48:02,544 allowing people to see the true Liz. 878 00:48:02,774 --> 00:48:05,852 Pull back the veil, Elizabeth. 879 00:48:06,442 --> 00:48:09,176 I won't reject you. 880 00:48:12,114 --> 00:48:14,475 You talk funny. 881 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,434 Another fine observation, 882 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:19,915 you sensitive boy with no father figure. 883 00:48:23,124 --> 00:48:24,101 Oh, my God! 884 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:26,544 Okay, she so gets you. 885 00:48:26,569 --> 00:48:28,924 Shut up and grab her ankles! 886 00:48:36,749 --> 00:48:38,184 You okay? 887 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:40,274 Yeah, I must have sort of slept weird. 888 00:48:40,299 --> 00:48:43,434 I feel like I've been tossed from a moving car. 889 00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:46,863 Oh, I know that feeling. 890 00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:49,744 So, are you going to Gooch's party? 891 00:48:49,769 --> 00:48:50,965 I don't know. I mean... 892 00:48:50,990 --> 00:48:53,977 It's just my dad's not really big on parties, so... I'll have to ask. 893 00:48:54,002 --> 00:48:55,023 Overprotective? 894 00:48:55,048 --> 00:48:57,809 Hypervigilant, domineering, intrusive. 895 00:48:57,833 --> 00:49:00,118 - Any of those work. - I know what you mean. 896 00:49:00,143 --> 00:49:02,824 My foster parents could be pretty controlling sometimes. 897 00:49:02,849 --> 00:49:04,648 Oh, yeah? What, did they ground you a lot? 898 00:49:04,673 --> 00:49:06,392 More like solitary confinement. 899 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:08,728 Wow, Canada really does suck. 900 00:49:08,753 --> 00:49:10,767 I was never really given a chance 901 00:49:10,791 --> 00:49:12,464 to figure out what I want. 902 00:49:12,489 --> 00:49:13,767 I practically had to fake my own death 903 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:14,778 just to get out of there. 904 00:49:14,803 --> 00:49:16,642 Well, I mean, at least you stood up for yourself. 905 00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:17,684 That's cool. 906 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:19,457 Just sometimes I wish I had a way out. 907 00:49:19,482 --> 00:49:20,799 A way out... of here? 908 00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:22,872 Why would you ever want to leave these place? 909 00:49:22,896 --> 00:49:24,400 I guess it's just time for something new. 910 00:49:24,424 --> 00:49:26,802 I guess that's what college is for. 911 00:49:26,827 --> 00:49:27,934 But I don't know. 912 00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:30,671 I mean, have you thought about what's next for you? 913 00:49:31,505 --> 00:49:33,248 No. 914 00:49:33,486 --> 00:49:34,925 - No? - No, actually. 915 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,982 I've been so focused on this year, 916 00:49:37,007 --> 00:49:39,541 - I haven't really thought about it. - Well, you should. 917 00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:42,426 You know, you got a whole life ahead of you. 918 00:49:46,438 --> 00:49:48,780 It doesn't matter. You know, whatever you do, 919 00:49:48,805 --> 00:49:52,012 I'm sure it'll be impressive. 920 00:49:52,746 --> 00:49:54,554 - You really think so? - Yeah. 921 00:49:54,579 --> 00:49:56,079 I mean, 922 00:49:56,104 --> 00:49:59,863 I've never seen you do something that wasn't impressive, so... 923 00:50:01,382 --> 00:50:03,016 Hey, guys. 924 00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,211 - I'm gonna have a party. - Sweet. 925 00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:08,271 - Bring your friends, but no dudes. - Okay. 926 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:11,015 That was a really nice thing to say. Thank you. 927 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:16,206 Listen, so... Gooch's party. 928 00:50:16,231 --> 00:50:18,312 Oh, we can talk about it later. 929 00:50:18,337 --> 00:50:19,577 No, no, I want to talk about it now. 930 00:50:19,601 --> 00:50:21,312 No, you should go. 931 00:50:23,475 --> 00:50:25,507 Seriously, it's cool. 932 00:50:29,816 --> 00:50:32,164 You should really come to the party. 933 00:50:32,189 --> 00:50:34,203 It could be your way out. 934 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,225 We'll see. 935 00:50:53,356 --> 00:50:56,295 Wait. Mom, you're not, like, letting her to go that, are you? 936 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,792 Sure. Honey, what's the big deal? 937 00:50:58,816 --> 00:50:59,993 Well, for starters, 938 00:51:00,018 --> 00:51:02,565 she was passed out in the front yard last night. 939 00:51:02,590 --> 00:51:04,667 Well, maybe she had too much to drink. 940 00:51:04,691 --> 00:51:06,403 And that's just suddenly okay with you? 941 00:51:06,427 --> 00:51:07,999 I know having another girl in the house 942 00:51:08,024 --> 00:51:10,217 might be causing some jealousy issues, 943 00:51:10,242 --> 00:51:12,500 but this needs to stop. 944 00:51:12,524 --> 00:51:13,959 Okay, well, then I don't think 945 00:51:13,983 --> 00:51:15,692 that this party will be a safe environment for her. 946 00:51:15,716 --> 00:51:17,176 - Why is that? - Because... 947 00:51:17,201 --> 00:51:20,241 Gooch is gonna be there, and Gooch is a pig. 948 00:51:20,266 --> 00:51:22,875 In business class, he had this proposal 949 00:51:22,899 --> 00:51:24,209 to have a pirate-themed restaurant 950 00:51:24,233 --> 00:51:25,336 where after dinner you have the option 951 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,641 to plunder your waitress. 952 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:28,542 Well, if you think it's gonna be that dangerous, 953 00:51:28,566 --> 00:51:30,086 then I think you need to go with her. 954 00:51:30,111 --> 00:51:32,147 - What? - Yeah, you two can 955 00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:33,709 walk the plank together. 956 00:51:33,733 --> 00:51:35,314 Are you... is that a joke? 957 00:51:35,339 --> 00:51:36,876 You're going. 958 00:51:36,901 --> 00:51:39,119 Oh, my God! 959 00:51:39,378 --> 00:51:41,755 Yeah, and try to have some fun. 960 00:51:42,483 --> 00:51:44,169 Oh, that's sick. 961 00:51:44,194 --> 00:51:46,786 "Oh, don't tase me, bro." 962 00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:49,245 Parker. Oh, my God. 963 00:51:49,270 --> 00:51:50,608 Parker. 964 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:52,198 Where do you get these things? 965 00:51:52,223 --> 00:51:54,687 Honey. Parker. 966 00:51:59,268 --> 00:52:01,017 You look cute. 967 00:52:01,042 --> 00:52:02,504 Thanks. 968 00:52:02,529 --> 00:52:04,257 You too. 969 00:52:11,659 --> 00:52:13,393 This is awesome. 970 00:52:13,417 --> 00:52:16,644 Yeah. Like a bally's total fitness. 971 00:52:16,669 --> 00:52:17,724 Yeah! 972 00:52:17,749 --> 00:52:20,208 Freedom! 973 00:52:21,316 --> 00:52:22,773 Give me your drink, bro. 974 00:52:25,788 --> 00:52:28,958 Well, I'm gonna need to black that out, so... 975 00:52:28,983 --> 00:52:30,510 Keg? 976 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,459 I'm okay! 977 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:37,031 Yeah, I'm okay...! 978 00:52:47,828 --> 00:52:49,875 No, but, true story... 979 00:52:49,899 --> 00:52:51,834 We met when I was in Australia. 980 00:52:51,858 --> 00:52:54,064 He was practically royalty there. You know. 981 00:52:54,089 --> 00:52:55,875 Wait, so you're friends with him? 982 00:52:55,899 --> 00:52:57,905 Because I love his movies. 983 00:52:57,930 --> 00:52:59,750 Well, I wouldn't say we're friends, 984 00:52:59,774 --> 00:53:04,699 but you should see the snapchats he sends me. 985 00:53:05,579 --> 00:53:09,474 That is the coolest thing I have ever heard. 986 00:53:09,499 --> 00:53:12,459 Well. Easy, tiger. 987 00:53:12,483 --> 00:53:13,542 Gonna mess up my hair. 988 00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:15,518 Why are you even here, 84? 989 00:53:15,543 --> 00:53:17,459 And why are you pretending to know a Hemsworth? 990 00:53:17,483 --> 00:53:19,057 I'm not pretending. 991 00:53:19,082 --> 00:53:20,750 Which one do you know? 992 00:53:20,774 --> 00:53:23,209 - Does it matter? - "Does it matter?" 993 00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:24,218 Chill out. 994 00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:26,167 I'm just keeping an eye on things... 995 00:53:26,191 --> 00:53:27,417 Megan. 996 00:53:27,441 --> 00:53:29,274 So Hardman sent you 997 00:53:29,316 --> 00:53:30,774 to watch over me? 998 00:53:30,816 --> 00:53:32,176 Insurance policy. 999 00:53:32,201 --> 00:53:33,792 If we can't get you out, 1000 00:53:33,816 --> 00:53:36,273 - we'll force you out. - By ruining my social life. 1001 00:53:37,641 --> 00:53:39,592 Though it doesn't seem like you have much of one. 1002 00:53:44,149 --> 00:53:45,542 Are you wearing kesha? 1003 00:53:45,566 --> 00:53:49,959 Mm, her scent is the absolute truth. 1004 00:53:49,983 --> 00:53:52,167 Oh, and... 1005 00:53:52,191 --> 00:53:53,792 It's Heather now. 1006 00:53:53,816 --> 00:53:56,292 - Kisses. - Ugh! 1007 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:58,000 Ugh, come back here. 1008 00:53:58,024 --> 00:53:59,750 Where are you going? 1009 00:53:59,774 --> 00:54:02,609 What the fuck was that? 1010 00:54:03,021 --> 00:54:05,608 - Welcome. - Oh, I-I'm sorry. 1011 00:54:05,649 --> 00:54:07,238 - I'm decent. - Awk. 1012 00:54:07,263 --> 00:54:09,441 - Don't worry about it. - No, it's fine. 1013 00:54:09,483 --> 00:54:10,452 I think I'll probably... 1014 00:54:10,477 --> 00:54:13,933 Stay with me, Liz Larson, and talk. 1015 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,187 Stay and talk with me, please. 1016 00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:17,209 You know my name? 1017 00:54:17,233 --> 00:54:19,841 Yeah, why wouldn't I know your name? 1018 00:54:19,866 --> 00:54:21,441 Do you want to know my name? 1019 00:54:21,483 --> 00:54:23,042 I know that according to the yearbook, 1020 00:54:23,066 --> 00:54:26,185 your interests are donkey Kong and donkey punches, 1021 00:54:26,209 --> 00:54:27,922 so that's enough for me. 1022 00:54:27,947 --> 00:54:29,900 My name is Bernard. 1023 00:54:29,939 --> 00:54:33,167 But Bernard has Tequila! 1024 00:54:33,191 --> 00:54:34,500 Liz Larson, 1025 00:54:34,524 --> 00:54:36,608 in this awesome flask. 1026 00:54:36,649 --> 00:54:38,774 - Pull back the veil. - Bernard's Tequila 1027 00:54:38,816 --> 00:54:40,917 in this flask Tequila. 1028 00:54:40,941 --> 00:54:42,459 So come, drink. 1029 00:54:42,483 --> 00:54:44,709 - Okay, yeah. - Oh, yes. 1030 00:54:44,733 --> 00:54:45,940 - Ow. Okay. - Oh, are you okay? 1031 00:55:00,935 --> 00:55:03,209 So, you heard about homecoming? 1032 00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:06,117 I have my eye on this one guy. 1033 00:55:06,316 --> 00:55:08,441 I wonder if he's here. 1034 00:55:10,108 --> 00:55:12,375 Yep, there he is. 1035 00:55:12,399 --> 00:55:14,302 Yeah, don't even think about it. 1036 00:55:14,327 --> 00:55:16,025 Oh, what? 1037 00:55:16,050 --> 00:55:18,169 Worried somebody might like me more than you? 1038 00:55:18,194 --> 00:55:20,249 I'm warning you. 1039 00:55:20,274 --> 00:55:21,410 He's mine. 1040 00:55:21,435 --> 00:55:23,109 We'll see. 1041 00:55:35,149 --> 00:55:36,751 - Hey. - Hey. 1042 00:55:36,776 --> 00:55:39,042 So you ladies want to play some beer pong? 1043 00:55:39,066 --> 00:55:40,250 - Yes. - Yes. 1044 00:55:40,274 --> 00:55:42,334 Hey, I'm cash. 1045 00:55:42,358 --> 00:55:43,417 Heather. 1046 00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:45,042 Come on. 1047 00:55:45,066 --> 00:55:47,941 Hey, are you serious? 1048 00:55:47,983 --> 00:55:49,727 Yes. 1049 00:55:57,708 --> 00:55:59,673 It's all because of me and my old man. 1050 00:55:59,698 --> 00:56:01,172 He's just this mindless machine 1051 00:56:01,197 --> 00:56:04,209 that I can't even relate to anymore. 1052 00:56:04,233 --> 00:56:05,456 "You got to be number one. 1053 00:56:05,481 --> 00:56:08,219 "I won't tolerate any losers in this family. 1054 00:56:08,244 --> 00:56:10,608 "Your intensity's for shit. Win, win, win." 1055 00:56:10,649 --> 00:56:13,274 It's... you son of a bitch. 1056 00:56:13,316 --> 00:56:14,709 Sometimes... 1057 00:56:14,733 --> 00:56:16,542 Sometimes I wish my knee would just give 1058 00:56:16,566 --> 00:56:19,461 and he would forget all about me. 1059 00:56:20,941 --> 00:56:24,792 I'm so sorry. I mean, I had no idea... 1060 00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:27,675 You were such a great actor! 1061 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:30,917 Oh, god, that was the breakfast club monologue? 1062 00:56:30,941 --> 00:56:33,125 - Yeah. You know. - Oh, I love it. 1063 00:56:33,149 --> 00:56:35,250 People don't usually believe I can act, 1064 00:56:35,274 --> 00:56:37,398 just 'cause of the way I look. 1065 00:56:37,423 --> 00:56:38,885 Yeah, sure, I'm no Vera farmiga, 1066 00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:40,648 but I believe I have talent. 1067 00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,617 Tremendo talent. 1068 00:56:43,642 --> 00:56:44,637 - Really? - Yeah. 1069 00:56:44,662 --> 00:56:46,307 Thank you. 1070 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:57,394 - Hey, roger. - Hey. 1071 00:57:02,899 --> 00:57:04,853 Hey! 1072 00:57:10,458 --> 00:57:14,916 - Ahh... - Ahhh... 1073 00:57:15,024 --> 00:57:16,306 Knock-knock. 1074 00:57:16,331 --> 00:57:19,192 Oh, look, it's Roger. 1075 00:57:19,217 --> 00:57:21,478 Roger Rabbit. 1076 00:57:21,503 --> 00:57:23,072 - What up? - Come get in. 1077 00:57:23,097 --> 00:57:24,799 Come hang. It's nice. 1078 00:57:24,824 --> 00:57:27,198 No, that's okay. It does look like fun in here, though. 1079 00:57:27,223 --> 00:57:29,954 - That's where the fun is. - Tubs are fun. 1080 00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:32,482 Uh, you guys have not seen Megan anywhere, have you? 1081 00:57:32,507 --> 00:57:34,814 Who wants to know? 1082 00:57:34,839 --> 00:57:36,402 I do. 1083 00:57:36,427 --> 00:57:38,228 He has a trustworthy face. 1084 00:57:38,253 --> 00:57:39,243 Trustworthy? 1085 00:57:39,268 --> 00:57:42,315 A little bit, except for that smirk. 1086 00:57:42,522 --> 00:57:44,417 She's downstairs. 1087 00:57:45,844 --> 00:57:47,017 But... 1088 00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:48,844 You did not hear that from me, 1089 00:57:48,868 --> 00:57:50,813 because I... 1090 00:57:50,838 --> 00:57:52,861 was never... 1091 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:54,217 here! 1092 00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:57,582 You guys have fun. 1093 00:57:57,607 --> 00:57:59,170 Thank you. 1094 00:58:32,506 --> 00:58:34,041 No, it's really... 1095 00:58:34,066 --> 00:58:35,777 - so much fun. - Hey, Megan. 1096 00:58:35,802 --> 00:58:36,971 Do you know where... 1097 00:58:36,996 --> 00:58:40,085 Do you know where Bernard is? 1098 00:58:42,734 --> 00:58:46,175 This store is, like, huge. 1099 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,456 Who's Bernard? 1100 00:58:47,481 --> 00:58:49,433 He's... just, if you know... 1101 00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:51,709 When he calls me back, 1102 00:58:51,734 --> 00:58:54,212 could you just tell him that I'm gonna be... 1103 00:58:54,237 --> 00:58:57,955 I'm just gonna be under this table cloth. 1104 00:58:57,980 --> 00:58:58,986 Cab's here. 1105 00:58:59,011 --> 00:59:00,949 Who's up for waffles? 1106 00:59:00,974 --> 00:59:02,614 Oh, my God, let's do it. 1107 00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:04,734 Hey, Megan, you in? 1108 00:59:05,591 --> 00:59:07,871 I should really get her to bed. 1109 00:59:07,896 --> 00:59:09,600 I think she's already found one. 1110 00:59:09,624 --> 00:59:11,208 Come on, let's grab a bite. 1111 00:59:11,249 --> 00:59:12,972 Ugh, come on, cash. 1112 00:59:12,997 --> 00:59:16,512 Do you want to hang out or bang out? 1113 00:59:17,811 --> 00:59:19,813 Hey, Liz. Hey. 1114 00:59:19,838 --> 00:59:21,559 Sit up for a sec. 1115 00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:22,850 I'm gonna go out for waffles, 1116 00:59:22,874 --> 00:59:24,861 but I'll bring you a short stack. 1117 00:59:24,886 --> 00:59:26,934 I'll be right back. I'll bring you waffles. 1118 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,842 - Okay. - Hey. 1119 00:59:28,867 --> 00:59:31,662 Has anyone around here told you about homecoming? 1120 00:59:31,687 --> 00:59:33,450 No. 1121 00:59:33,475 --> 00:59:35,140 Come on. 1122 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,144 Yeah, okay. 1123 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,368 This is ridiculous. 1124 00:59:43,392 --> 00:59:45,173 I haven't even had coffee this morning. 1125 00:59:45,197 --> 00:59:46,757 I wake up, and what do I come down to? 1126 00:59:46,782 --> 00:59:48,192 Dicks in my face. 1127 00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:49,767 What in that head of yours 1128 00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:51,794 thought it was okay to sleep at a stranger's house? 1129 00:59:51,819 --> 00:59:54,106 - You told me to go have fun. - Fun, fun. 1130 00:59:54,130 --> 00:59:56,136 But you stumbled in here at 6:00 A.M. 1131 00:59:56,161 --> 00:59:58,681 With male genitalia drawn on your face. 1132 00:59:58,706 --> 01:00:00,475 I made sure she was safe. 1133 01:00:00,499 --> 01:00:01,836 Excuse me? 1134 01:00:01,861 --> 01:00:03,484 She had a pillow. 1135 01:00:03,509 --> 01:00:06,851 Okay, what she should have had was a ride home. 1136 01:00:06,876 --> 01:00:08,109 You don't leave a friend on a couch 1137 01:00:08,133 --> 01:00:09,517 because you want to go have breakfast 1138 01:00:09,541 --> 01:00:11,228 with some silly little boy band. 1139 01:00:11,253 --> 01:00:14,001 We look out for each other in this family. 1140 01:00:14,026 --> 01:00:15,574 Got it? 1141 01:00:15,599 --> 01:00:17,650 Yes, ma'am. 1142 01:00:17,675 --> 01:00:19,562 Assholes. 1143 01:00:19,587 --> 01:00:21,160 Ugh, they used a sharpie. 1144 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:22,874 You're gonna go to church with that on your face. 1145 01:00:22,898 --> 01:00:24,089 Why don't you walk right up to the pastor 1146 01:00:24,113 --> 01:00:25,674 and say, "hey, I've got a penis on my face"? 1147 01:00:25,698 --> 01:00:26,975 - I will. - Oh, you will? 1148 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,789 Okay, great, let's go show it to grandma. 1149 01:00:42,432 --> 01:00:44,696 Step right up, gumdrop. 1150 01:00:47,484 --> 01:00:48,558 Open the door... 1151 01:00:48,583 --> 01:00:51,475 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. 1152 01:00:51,499 --> 01:00:53,309 Hey, there's some gum three rows back. 1153 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:54,506 You think you could get on that? 1154 01:00:54,530 --> 01:00:57,092 Ooh, teenage sarcasm. 1155 01:00:57,116 --> 01:01:00,058 Have you tried acne and eating disorders too? 1156 01:01:00,097 --> 01:01:01,377 Have you tried shaving? 1157 01:01:01,402 --> 01:01:03,710 Martin Van Buren called and wants those sideburns back. 1158 01:01:03,735 --> 01:01:06,434 Marty Van B. Died in 1822, 1159 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:10,559 14 years before the invention of the telephone. 1160 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:13,412 Now you see why I prefer homeschool? 1161 01:01:13,446 --> 01:01:14,543 Sit. 1162 01:01:18,629 --> 01:01:19,873 I'm pulling you out. 1163 01:01:19,898 --> 01:01:21,212 What? 1164 01:01:21,237 --> 01:01:23,069 You... No, we had a deal. 1165 01:01:23,094 --> 01:01:24,208 Deal's off. 1166 01:01:24,249 --> 01:01:25,934 Look at your screen. 1167 01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:29,758 Knox escaped, and she left a really nice death threat. 1168 01:01:29,783 --> 01:01:31,227 How is that possible? 1169 01:01:31,252 --> 01:01:33,209 She had help. I lost some good people. 1170 01:01:33,233 --> 01:01:34,118 Don't want to lose you, 1171 01:01:34,142 --> 01:01:35,785 so I'm trying to get you somewhere safe. 1172 01:01:35,810 --> 01:01:37,034 I'm safe here, thank you. 1173 01:01:37,058 --> 01:01:38,356 You just logged on to Facebook. 1174 01:01:38,381 --> 01:01:40,369 - Under an alias. - I'm taking you back. 1175 01:01:40,394 --> 01:01:42,475 I have an actual life here now, okay? 1176 01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:44,004 I'm not going back to Prescott. 1177 01:01:44,029 --> 01:01:45,600 And when Knox finds out where you are, 1178 01:01:45,624 --> 01:01:49,392 she will use your actual life to destroy you. 1179 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,567 No attachments, remember, 83? 1180 01:01:51,592 --> 01:01:53,616 I can't live like that again. 1181 01:01:53,641 --> 01:01:56,908 - Hey, we're out here. - We're gonna be late. Come on. 1182 01:01:56,933 --> 01:01:59,350 If you want to go it alone, 1183 01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:03,825 you'll have to go 100% alone. 1184 01:02:04,890 --> 01:02:07,137 I won't be back. 1185 01:02:08,416 --> 01:02:13,224 It's just, Liz is finally acting like a human towards me, 1186 01:02:13,249 --> 01:02:15,725 and I'm pretty sure Roger's my first real friend, 1187 01:02:15,749 --> 01:02:20,475 and I just got asked out by the hottest guy to homecoming. 1188 01:02:20,499 --> 01:02:22,554 I've never been to a homecoming, okay? 1189 01:02:22,579 --> 01:02:25,524 This is... I'm not going. I'm staying. 1190 01:02:25,549 --> 01:02:26,933 Let me off. 1191 01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:29,017 Remember, 83... 1192 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:32,341 I'm not in the rescue business. 1193 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,345 Thank you. 1194 01:02:34,370 --> 01:02:36,117 Finally. 1195 01:02:36,679 --> 01:02:38,725 If Knox comes... 1196 01:02:38,749 --> 01:02:40,974 She better bring fire, she better bring thunder, 1197 01:02:40,999 --> 01:02:43,155 and she better bring hell. 1198 01:02:43,184 --> 01:02:44,865 Just tell her to bring it before 10:30. 1199 01:02:44,890 --> 01:02:46,978 I've got a curfew. 1200 01:02:51,956 --> 01:02:53,880 I don't know why you're so mad, all right? 1201 01:02:53,905 --> 01:02:55,455 I didn't pour Tequila down your throat. 1202 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,708 I got Pablo dicasso'd on my face. 1203 01:02:57,749 --> 01:02:58,931 Yeah? 1204 01:02:58,956 --> 01:03:01,100 That's, like, the pinnacle of high school humiliation. 1205 01:03:01,124 --> 01:03:03,059 It washed off. 1206 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:05,248 - Sort of. - What? 1207 01:03:05,273 --> 01:03:07,377 Oh, my God. 1208 01:03:07,402 --> 01:03:10,517 And the photos! Instagram, like, owns them now. 1209 01:03:10,541 --> 01:03:13,868 Can we just focus on the positive for a minute? 1210 01:03:13,892 --> 01:03:15,356 Cash asked me to homecoming! 1211 01:03:15,381 --> 01:03:17,225 If I hadn't gone with him, he would have asked Heather. 1212 01:03:17,249 --> 01:03:18,992 That would have been game over. 1213 01:03:19,017 --> 01:03:20,451 Jesus, Ringwald! 1214 01:03:20,475 --> 01:03:23,576 Do you never tire of this "I'm in a teen movie" fantasy? 1215 01:03:23,601 --> 01:03:25,240 I don't even understand why you're so obsessed with this guy. 1216 01:03:25,264 --> 01:03:28,184 I mean, like, okay, he's cute and he's in a band. Yeh! 1217 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:29,655 He also looks like the ass-baby 1218 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,641 of criss angel and Russell brand. 1219 01:03:35,811 --> 01:03:37,498 Hello? 1220 01:03:38,628 --> 01:03:40,059 Are you listening to me? 1221 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,529 What are you staring at? 1222 01:03:43,358 --> 01:03:45,585 - Get down! - Aw! 1223 01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:46,968 Switch seats with me! 1224 01:03:46,993 --> 01:03:49,781 Oh, my god! What's happening? 1225 01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:53,835 Somebody wants me dead. 1226 01:03:58,832 --> 01:04:00,100 We're in a car chase, Liz. 1227 01:04:00,124 --> 01:04:02,582 Okay, why? 1228 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,909 I'm not from Canada. 1229 01:04:06,934 --> 01:04:08,541 I'm a fugitive from a quasi-governmental 1230 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:12,223 military facility that trains child assassins. 1231 01:04:14,668 --> 01:04:16,352 I faked my own death to ran away 1232 01:04:16,377 --> 01:04:18,041 and pretended to be an exchange student. 1233 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:20,308 - I didn't know how to tell you. - I got to get out of here. 1234 01:04:20,332 --> 01:04:22,484 No! Don't do that. Why would you do that? 1235 01:04:22,509 --> 01:04:24,103 I don't know! 1236 01:04:45,342 --> 01:04:47,208 I need you to get your breathing under control 1237 01:04:47,249 --> 01:04:48,982 before you... 1238 01:04:57,769 --> 01:04:59,932 You feel better now, don't you? 1239 01:04:59,957 --> 01:05:01,474 Fence! 1240 01:05:20,553 --> 01:05:22,238 What happened? 1241 01:05:41,801 --> 01:05:43,347 - What are you doing? - They'll move. 1242 01:05:43,372 --> 01:05:46,119 - Are you crazy? - They'll move. 1243 01:05:49,902 --> 01:05:51,198 Megan! 1244 01:05:51,223 --> 01:05:53,148 Liz, stop! 1245 01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:12,541 Stay here. 1246 01:06:34,278 --> 01:06:36,238 Kesha. 1247 01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:41,571 - Bombs away. - Get armed. 1248 01:06:41,596 --> 01:06:44,217 - You've been armed. - To prevent arm. 1249 01:06:44,242 --> 01:06:47,558 Agent 83, I thought we were done with each other. 1250 01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:49,663 She's a goddamn double agent, Hardman. 1251 01:06:49,688 --> 01:06:51,806 Red wire? Blue wire? I don't know D: 1252 01:06:51,831 --> 01:06:52,954 Why do you sound so upset? 1253 01:06:52,979 --> 01:06:55,086 Your protection tried to kill me. 1254 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:56,579 And what protection would that be? 1255 01:06:56,603 --> 01:06:58,599 - 84. - Agent 84? 1256 01:06:58,624 --> 01:06:59,495 You've seen her? 1257 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,634 - Yes, I've seen her. - You assigned her to shadow me. 1258 01:07:01,658 --> 01:07:04,156 She tried to steal my boyfriend. 1259 01:07:04,181 --> 01:07:05,903 Whoa-whoa-whoa... Ah, ah. 1260 01:07:05,928 --> 01:07:09,091 Follow the lead wire back to the switching box. 1261 01:07:09,116 --> 01:07:11,059 The red one. 1262 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:13,125 Please don't blow me up. 1263 01:07:13,150 --> 01:07:14,825 I did not send 84. 1264 01:07:14,850 --> 01:07:17,426 As a matter of fact, I thought she was dead, 1265 01:07:17,451 --> 01:07:19,350 killed in action during the Knox escape. 1266 01:07:19,374 --> 01:07:21,950 - What? - Oh, God. 1267 01:07:21,975 --> 01:07:23,707 This is a hell of a state of affairs. 1268 01:07:23,732 --> 01:07:25,943 Just send me my gear. I can take her out. 1269 01:07:25,968 --> 01:07:27,555 Oh, no, no, no, 83. 1270 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,519 I warned you about this. 1271 01:07:29,544 --> 01:07:32,095 You're on your own. 1272 01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:37,146 - Got to go. - Hardman, no... 1273 01:07:38,978 --> 01:07:40,098 Sorry. 1274 01:07:40,123 --> 01:07:44,164 And that's why we wear the suits. 1275 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:07,123 Roger? 1276 01:08:07,409 --> 01:08:09,306 I didn't know you were here. 1277 01:08:09,331 --> 01:08:11,204 Yeah, I heard about the accident. 1278 01:08:11,229 --> 01:08:15,496 Thanks so much for coming. I really needed a friend right now. 1279 01:08:17,725 --> 01:08:19,141 Right. 1280 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:22,052 Well, I'm sure cash is on his way. 1281 01:08:22,077 --> 01:08:24,667 Anyway, I'm really glad you're not hurt. 1282 01:08:25,763 --> 01:08:27,446 I'll see you around. 1283 01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:29,025 Okay? 1284 01:08:49,207 --> 01:08:52,671 So... Trained assassin, huh? 1285 01:08:53,535 --> 01:08:57,015 My god, you didn't get pissed and bump me off. 1286 01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:02,025 Why did you come? 1287 01:09:02,049 --> 01:09:04,864 I saw the family photo. 1288 01:09:05,133 --> 01:09:06,442 You guys looked really happy. 1289 01:09:06,466 --> 01:09:08,923 I wanted to be a part of that. 1290 01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:12,724 But I never wanted this, Liz. I'm really sorry. 1291 01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:14,008 No. 1292 01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:19,542 Everything's fine. 1293 01:09:19,567 --> 01:09:21,275 I'm fine. 1294 01:09:21,299 --> 01:09:24,841 I mean, really, I think it's mostly just bruising. 1295 01:09:24,866 --> 01:09:26,400 Oh, god... 1296 01:09:26,424 --> 01:09:28,120 Hardman was right. 1297 01:09:28,145 --> 01:09:30,868 I was just too stupid to listen. 1298 01:09:32,762 --> 01:09:34,708 I got to go. 1299 01:09:35,864 --> 01:09:37,278 Well, don't leave us. 1300 01:09:37,303 --> 01:09:39,174 It's the only way to keep you guys safe. 1301 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:40,841 Bullshit. 1302 01:09:40,883 --> 01:09:43,841 Look, I'm sorry that this is not working out 1303 01:09:43,883 --> 01:09:45,442 the way that you always imagined. 1304 01:09:45,466 --> 01:09:48,674 But life is messy, 1305 01:09:48,716 --> 01:09:50,508 and it doesn't give a free pass to anyone, 1306 01:09:50,549 --> 01:09:52,359 no matter how many different languages you speak 1307 01:09:52,383 --> 01:09:56,130 or whether or not you can kill someone with a hula-hoop. 1308 01:09:57,489 --> 01:10:02,707 Abandoning people is not how you help them. 1309 01:10:03,909 --> 01:10:06,257 Leaving is what hurts. 1310 01:10:06,513 --> 01:10:07,462 Trust me. 1311 01:10:07,487 --> 01:10:09,893 There are vicious, self-absorbed sociopaths 1312 01:10:09,918 --> 01:10:12,549 out to get me right now, Liz. 1313 01:10:12,761 --> 01:10:14,508 I mean... 1314 01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:17,384 You survived high school, right? 1315 01:10:17,570 --> 01:10:20,181 How bad could these guys be? 1316 01:11:07,839 --> 01:11:09,392 Hey! 1317 01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:10,855 Where are you going? 1318 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,684 I'm not going anywhere. 1319 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:14,725 Thanks for my picture, Tucker. 1320 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:15,701 Okay? 1321 01:11:15,726 --> 01:11:18,600 Now put back my goggles! 1322 01:11:22,849 --> 01:11:23,867 Shit. 1323 01:11:23,891 --> 01:11:25,302 Okay, uh... 1324 01:11:25,327 --> 01:11:27,617 I'll let you guys have a minute. 1325 01:11:27,641 --> 01:11:29,983 Crazy. 1326 01:11:30,734 --> 01:11:31,896 You want to check your... 1327 01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,837 Yeah, thanks. 1328 01:11:42,458 --> 01:11:44,313 Yeah, well, just... 1329 01:11:44,338 --> 01:11:46,177 Call me later. 1330 01:11:47,719 --> 01:11:49,600 Fresh meat. 1331 01:11:49,624 --> 01:11:50,934 Yeah! 1332 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:52,634 Yeah! 1333 01:11:53,891 --> 01:11:55,434 Shut up. 1334 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:57,350 You cannot judge me. 1335 01:11:57,374 --> 01:11:59,500 Not judging. 1336 01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,542 Not judging. 1337 01:12:02,848 --> 01:12:05,566 Follow the mission profile, and we all come home safely. 1338 01:12:05,591 --> 01:12:06,642 We have the home field advantage, 1339 01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:08,309 so we let Knox come to us. 1340 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:09,475 It is homecoming, though. 1341 01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:11,593 Every girl should use protection. 1342 01:12:11,749 --> 01:12:14,119 Okay, let's do this. 1343 01:13:06,068 --> 01:13:08,209 Awesome, please take this away from me. 1344 01:13:08,234 --> 01:13:10,136 I'm gonna throw up all over you. 1345 01:13:10,944 --> 01:13:12,668 - Please don't... - No. 1346 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,445 What's it like to kill someone? 1347 01:13:17,703 --> 01:13:20,092 - Excuse me? - I just mean, do you even... 1348 01:13:20,117 --> 01:13:22,136 Feel remorse when you're, like, shooting someone in the face? 1349 01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:24,142 They used to tell us 1350 01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,475 that we had to detach, 1351 01:13:25,499 --> 01:13:27,480 but... I never could. 1352 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:29,934 So, wait, then are you, like, haunted at night 1353 01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:32,184 by the visions of the souls that you've taken? 1354 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:34,434 No. No, not, no. 1355 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,142 Not quite. 1356 01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:37,813 See, I've... 1357 01:13:38,374 --> 01:13:39,967 Never actually done it before. 1358 01:13:39,992 --> 01:13:41,268 What? 1359 01:13:41,293 --> 01:13:43,684 Wait, you told me you were, like, miss experienced. 1360 01:13:43,708 --> 01:13:44,874 I never said that. 1361 01:13:44,916 --> 01:13:46,708 I distinctly remember you saying that. 1362 01:13:46,749 --> 01:13:48,392 I know how it works, okay? 1363 01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:49,517 I may have said that. 1364 01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:52,552 I've seen videos, different ways that it's done. 1365 01:13:52,874 --> 01:13:55,059 I've just never done it myself. 1366 01:13:55,083 --> 01:13:56,392 Like, never? 1367 01:13:56,416 --> 01:13:57,979 I came really close once 1368 01:13:58,004 --> 01:13:59,267 and grazed this guy in London. 1369 01:13:59,291 --> 01:14:00,268 Does that count? 1370 01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:01,900 That counts. 1371 01:14:03,691 --> 01:14:06,517 I think it has to go all the way in. 1372 01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:08,309 Okay, wow. 1373 01:14:08,333 --> 01:14:09,541 If we're gonna nitpick here, 1374 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,732 then technically no. 1375 01:14:12,572 --> 01:14:15,139 I've done lots of other stuff, though. 1376 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:17,053 Okay. 1377 01:14:17,558 --> 01:14:19,725 - I have. - I believe you. 1378 01:14:19,749 --> 01:14:22,365 It's not as easy as you think, okay? 1379 01:14:22,390 --> 01:14:25,369 It can take a few times for things to line up. 1380 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:27,509 I don't know why you're laughing. 1381 01:14:29,683 --> 01:14:32,450 No, I would... I would do it. 1382 01:14:32,474 --> 01:14:34,705 If I had to, I would do it. 1383 01:14:34,847 --> 01:14:36,535 I just... 1384 01:14:36,841 --> 01:14:39,717 I just think the first time should be special. 1385 01:14:40,308 --> 01:14:41,833 Right? 1386 01:14:41,858 --> 01:14:44,278 Yeah, well... 1387 01:14:44,391 --> 01:14:47,046 We agree on one thing, then. 1388 01:14:49,391 --> 01:14:51,712 What are we talking about? 1389 01:14:54,151 --> 01:14:55,929 - Uh... would you... - Popcorn? 1390 01:14:55,954 --> 01:14:57,092 Would you like some popcorn? 1391 01:14:57,116 --> 01:14:58,385 I bet you'd like some popcorn. 1392 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,633 Wouldn't you like some popcorn? 1393 01:15:05,658 --> 01:15:06,884 - Hi. - Ready? 1394 01:15:06,908 --> 01:15:08,217 Yeah, am I good? 1395 01:15:08,241 --> 01:15:10,153 - Better than good. - Okay. 1396 01:15:10,178 --> 01:15:12,009 One sec, though. 1397 01:15:14,741 --> 01:15:16,706 - Close. - Okay. 1398 01:15:17,449 --> 01:15:18,390 There. 1399 01:15:18,415 --> 01:15:21,152 Just a little bit of smoke around the eyes. 1400 01:15:21,177 --> 01:15:23,741 Adds to your mystique. 1401 01:15:23,783 --> 01:15:25,489 And me? 1402 01:15:26,074 --> 01:15:28,351 You positive about the heels? 1403 01:15:29,324 --> 01:15:30,301 Yeah, I got this. 1404 01:15:30,325 --> 01:15:31,701 - You got this. - Right. 1405 01:15:31,726 --> 01:15:34,210 Oh my god, they're here. 1406 01:15:34,449 --> 01:15:36,034 Go get 'em. 1407 01:15:36,304 --> 01:15:37,550 Not without you. 1408 01:15:37,574 --> 01:15:38,551 Let's go. 1409 01:15:38,575 --> 01:15:40,407 3, 2, 1. 1410 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,081 Yes. 1411 01:15:43,553 --> 01:15:45,592 So, um... 1412 01:15:45,616 --> 01:15:47,634 Liz Larson, huh? 1413 01:15:47,658 --> 01:15:50,283 Uh, yeah, you know... What can I say? 1414 01:15:50,308 --> 01:15:52,932 I like who I am around her. 1415 01:15:53,824 --> 01:15:55,009 Good for you, Gooch. 1416 01:15:55,033 --> 01:15:57,384 Oh, it's Bernard now. 1417 01:15:57,408 --> 01:15:59,293 It's Bernard. 1418 01:16:15,199 --> 01:16:17,634 - Hello. - How's it going? 1419 01:16:17,658 --> 01:16:20,111 - Look at you, all dressed. - Yeah. 1420 01:16:20,135 --> 01:16:21,653 - This is nice. - Thank you. 1421 01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:22,592 I like this. 1422 01:16:22,616 --> 01:16:24,467 There you go, girls. 1423 01:16:24,491 --> 01:16:26,551 - Okay, great. - Thank you. 1424 01:16:26,575 --> 01:16:27,759 Wow. 1425 01:16:27,783 --> 01:16:29,467 You girls look beautiful. 1426 01:16:29,491 --> 01:16:30,675 Thank you. 1427 01:16:30,699 --> 01:16:32,952 Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. Let's take a picture. 1428 01:16:32,977 --> 01:16:34,439 Okay. 1429 01:16:34,594 --> 01:16:36,011 One, two... 1430 01:16:36,036 --> 01:16:37,884 Cheese. Ahah-ah-ah. 1431 01:16:37,908 --> 01:16:39,550 What are you doing? 1432 01:16:39,574 --> 01:16:40,891 Make memories... 1433 01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:42,407 - Not babies. - Thank you. 1434 01:16:42,432 --> 01:16:44,626 Remember, boys... Whatever you do to them, 1435 01:16:44,651 --> 01:16:46,198 I'm gonna do to you. 1436 01:16:47,408 --> 01:16:48,385 Not kidding. 1437 01:16:48,409 --> 01:16:50,384 Oh, my God, my first homecoming. 1438 01:16:50,408 --> 01:16:52,050 You ready? 1439 01:16:52,074 --> 01:16:53,889 Just be ready for anything. 1440 01:16:53,914 --> 01:16:55,593 Gotcha. 1441 01:17:00,495 --> 01:17:01,523 Where's Cash? 1442 01:17:01,548 --> 01:17:03,217 Seen Cash? 1443 01:17:03,241 --> 01:17:06,342 Not tightly there. 1444 01:17:06,366 --> 01:17:07,615 Good tie. 1445 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:09,928 Little mystery, Amber. 1446 01:17:20,475 --> 01:17:21,575 I love this song. 1447 01:17:21,599 --> 01:17:22,659 Do you want to go dance? 1448 01:17:22,683 --> 01:17:24,678 - Yes. - Yes! 1449 01:17:28,133 --> 01:17:30,008 Should we go join them? 1450 01:17:30,049 --> 01:17:31,409 Oh, emotacon's on next. 1451 01:17:31,434 --> 01:17:33,164 Maybe after. 1452 01:17:33,189 --> 01:17:35,271 Sure, okay. 1453 01:17:45,191 --> 01:17:47,084 How's the cheese? 1454 01:17:47,108 --> 01:17:48,757 Not bad. 1455 01:17:48,782 --> 01:17:51,834 It's actually pretty "gouda." 1456 01:17:51,858 --> 01:17:52,917 You mean good? 1457 01:17:52,941 --> 01:17:54,167 No, gouda. 1458 01:17:54,191 --> 01:17:55,648 It's... it's a joke. 1459 01:17:55,673 --> 01:17:58,685 It's cheese, gouda, it's good. 1460 01:17:58,710 --> 01:17:59,692 Right, right. 1461 01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:00,941 I get it, yeah. 1462 01:18:00,983 --> 01:18:02,311 Pig Latin. 1463 01:18:02,336 --> 01:18:04,094 No. 1464 01:18:26,858 --> 01:18:28,068 Cash, I've... 1465 01:18:28,093 --> 01:18:30,265 I've dreamt about a night like this 1466 01:18:30,290 --> 01:18:31,635 for a really long time, 1467 01:18:31,660 --> 01:18:33,583 and I have had so much fun. 1468 01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:35,198 You're the front man of an amazing band. 1469 01:18:35,223 --> 01:18:36,667 You're the king of this high school. 1470 01:18:36,692 --> 01:18:38,188 Wait a minute. 1471 01:18:38,452 --> 01:18:40,651 Are you dumping me? 1472 01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,175 I don't know. 1473 01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:45,042 You know what, babe? 1474 01:18:45,066 --> 01:18:47,942 Whatever it is, let's talk about it later. 1475 01:18:47,967 --> 01:18:48,826 Later? 1476 01:18:48,851 --> 01:18:50,882 Yeah, it's just, I got a big show tonight. 1477 01:18:50,907 --> 01:18:53,875 You know, I got to keep my voice rested. 1478 01:18:53,899 --> 01:18:55,667 Right, okay. 1479 01:18:55,691 --> 01:18:57,199 Of course. 1480 01:18:59,234 --> 01:19:00,914 Excuse me. 1481 01:19:05,816 --> 01:19:07,444 Women... 1482 01:19:07,816 --> 01:19:09,720 Who needs 'em? 1483 01:19:10,771 --> 01:19:12,388 I'm an idiot, and I owe you a huge apology. 1484 01:19:12,412 --> 01:19:14,208 Megan, just stop. 1485 01:19:14,735 --> 01:19:15,917 You're pissed. I get it. 1486 01:19:15,941 --> 01:19:16,959 - Can we just... - Look. 1487 01:19:16,983 --> 01:19:18,239 I'm not pissed, all right? 1488 01:19:18,264 --> 01:19:20,209 If you want to go date the rock star, that's fine. 1489 01:19:20,233 --> 01:19:22,481 You want to go hang with the cool crowd, whatever. 1490 01:19:22,506 --> 01:19:23,875 But I just want you to know that... 1491 01:19:23,899 --> 01:19:25,214 - I don't. - Hold on. 1492 01:19:25,239 --> 01:19:26,522 I was practicing this in my head, 1493 01:19:26,547 --> 01:19:28,584 and I want to get it all out. 1494 01:19:28,608 --> 01:19:30,125 I'm just curious. You don't what? 1495 01:19:30,149 --> 01:19:31,917 I don't want to date the rock star. 1496 01:19:31,941 --> 01:19:34,867 All right? It turns out, they don't get puns, 1497 01:19:34,892 --> 01:19:36,898 like, at all. 1498 01:19:38,149 --> 01:19:40,815 I thought about what was next for me. 1499 01:19:42,941 --> 01:19:44,743 It's you. 1500 01:19:47,203 --> 01:19:48,991 It's me? 1501 01:19:49,016 --> 01:19:50,250 You really thought I'd let 1502 01:19:50,274 --> 01:19:53,249 all this inner buffness get away from me? 1503 01:19:53,555 --> 01:19:55,417 Look, maybe I'm too late, 1504 01:19:55,441 --> 01:19:57,375 but according to my exhaustive research, 1505 01:19:57,399 --> 01:20:00,084 it is very important that I dance with a guy 1506 01:20:00,108 --> 01:20:03,750 that I really, really like at homecoming. 1507 01:20:03,774 --> 01:20:06,214 Can I have this dance? 1508 01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:08,319 Hell no, you can't. 1509 01:20:08,344 --> 01:20:10,292 Quit getting handsy with my date. 1510 01:20:10,316 --> 01:20:11,124 What? 1511 01:20:11,149 --> 01:20:13,183 Did she try to touch you? 1512 01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:20,585 How do you even know her? 1513 01:20:22,441 --> 01:20:25,599 Bernard, give me one second. 1514 01:20:25,624 --> 01:20:26,684 Your date? 1515 01:20:26,708 --> 01:20:28,350 Yeah, so paws off. 1516 01:20:28,374 --> 01:20:30,684 Hey, just one second. 1517 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:31,767 What are you doing? 1518 01:20:31,791 --> 01:20:33,722 - Don't taunt her. - We've got a new mission. 1519 01:20:33,747 --> 01:20:34,975 Really? 1520 01:20:34,999 --> 01:20:36,613 What is it? 1521 01:20:37,865 --> 01:20:39,068 For that douche-baguettte 1522 01:20:39,093 --> 01:20:40,958 - to take her hands off my man! - Whoa. 1523 01:20:40,983 --> 01:20:43,167 Oh, okay! New Megan. 1524 01:20:55,666 --> 01:20:57,379 Okay. 1525 01:20:59,815 --> 01:21:01,909 Guys. 1526 01:21:05,369 --> 01:21:08,431 Are they fighting over Roger? 1527 01:21:08,456 --> 01:21:09,850 When I heard you died in the field, 1528 01:21:09,874 --> 01:21:12,524 it was the worst day of my life. 1529 01:21:16,681 --> 01:21:19,605 Because I wanted to kill you myself. 1530 01:21:24,226 --> 01:21:25,832 What is happening? 1531 01:21:26,714 --> 01:21:28,100 Oh, god, is there gluten in this? 1532 01:21:28,124 --> 01:21:29,101 Gluten? It's all liquid. 1533 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:30,517 So? Soy sauce is liquid, 1534 01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,374 and it has gluten in it. Hello? 1535 01:21:32,416 --> 01:21:34,376 Do you think there's soy sauce in the fruit punch? 1536 01:21:34,416 --> 01:21:36,184 God, how much hormone-injected beef 1537 01:21:36,208 --> 01:21:37,975 did your parents feed you as a baby? 1538 01:21:37,999 --> 01:21:39,100 Shut up, Cindy. 1539 01:21:39,124 --> 01:21:40,873 You shut up, Donna. 1540 01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:43,851 Totem Pole. 1541 01:21:56,085 --> 01:21:58,750 Before I kick your ass, let me just say well done. 1542 01:21:58,775 --> 01:22:00,608 For once, you don't look like a tranny mess. 1543 01:22:00,633 --> 01:22:02,150 Thanks. I really like your dress. 1544 01:22:02,174 --> 01:22:04,650 Perfect length to show off those cottage-cheese thighs. 1545 01:22:04,674 --> 01:22:07,205 You wish you had this bod. P90x, bitch. 1546 01:22:07,230 --> 01:22:09,973 P90 extra large, bitch. 1547 01:22:37,512 --> 01:22:40,978 I know you're in here. 1548 01:22:42,216 --> 01:22:44,688 Megan. 1549 01:22:55,450 --> 01:22:58,319 We always knew it would end up like this... 1550 01:22:58,344 --> 01:23:00,970 Me with a knife, 1551 01:23:00,995 --> 01:23:04,287 you with it in you. 1552 01:23:08,758 --> 01:23:12,617 Hardman expected so much out of us. 1553 01:23:12,936 --> 01:23:16,308 But Knox opened my eyes to a better deal. 1554 01:23:16,394 --> 01:23:21,027 She takes care of your precious new family, 1555 01:23:21,139 --> 01:23:23,870 and I kill you. 1556 01:23:34,741 --> 01:23:38,256 Plus, I got to make out with cash... 1557 01:23:38,281 --> 01:23:40,737 And Roger. 1558 01:23:42,033 --> 01:23:43,903 What? 1559 01:23:47,117 --> 01:23:50,341 Hot lunch, bitch! 1560 01:23:50,366 --> 01:23:52,186 - Hey! - Huh? 1561 01:23:56,225 --> 01:23:57,817 - You good? - Yeah, you? 1562 01:23:57,842 --> 01:24:00,087 Ooh, I'm really good. 1563 01:24:00,324 --> 01:24:02,300 Stabbing people is fun. 1564 01:24:02,324 --> 01:24:03,842 Are there gonna be more people for me to stab? 1565 01:24:03,866 --> 01:24:05,614 No, put the corn dog down. We got to get home. 1566 01:24:05,638 --> 01:24:07,081 Okay. 1567 01:24:10,783 --> 01:24:13,223 We're all clear out here. 1568 01:24:13,574 --> 01:24:15,497 Where the hell is that girl? 1569 01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:17,667 God damn it. 1570 01:24:23,949 --> 01:24:25,134 Hey! 1571 01:24:25,158 --> 01:24:26,592 You guys really need to do something 1572 01:24:26,616 --> 01:24:28,373 about that perimeter security. 1573 01:24:28,398 --> 01:24:31,169 Megan? Welcome home, 83. 1574 01:24:31,194 --> 01:24:33,217 Looks like someone didn't get lucky tonight. 1575 01:24:33,241 --> 01:24:34,384 Why'd you come back, Knox? 1576 01:24:34,408 --> 01:24:36,991 Oh, wow. 1577 01:24:37,503 --> 01:24:38,717 Whole list of reasons, 1578 01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:43,042 but why don't we just settle on... revenge? 1579 01:24:43,067 --> 01:24:45,212 You know, you can call me Victoria. 1580 01:24:45,237 --> 01:24:49,166 Hell, why don't we get real familiar? 1581 01:24:49,191 --> 01:24:52,379 Why don't you call me number 1? 1582 01:24:52,404 --> 01:24:56,340 After all, that is what Hardman used to call me. 1583 01:24:56,606 --> 01:24:57,607 You're a Prescott? 1584 01:24:57,632 --> 01:24:59,871 The original Prescott, sweetheart. 1585 01:24:59,896 --> 01:25:01,513 We have a lot in common. 1586 01:25:01,538 --> 01:25:06,292 Although, I listened to Hardman when he warned me about... 1587 01:25:06,316 --> 01:25:08,216 Attachments. 1588 01:25:08,241 --> 01:25:09,613 - Liz! - Oh my god. 1589 01:25:09,638 --> 01:25:11,750 I found this little rat scurrying outside. 1590 01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:14,038 Don't want to hurt your attachments, do we? 1591 01:25:14,063 --> 01:25:15,187 Drop it. 1592 01:25:15,212 --> 01:25:17,752 - Now. - Now. 1593 01:25:20,858 --> 01:25:22,408 Let them go, alright? 1594 01:25:22,433 --> 01:25:23,832 They're not involved. 1595 01:25:23,857 --> 01:25:25,999 Of course they are. 1596 01:25:26,024 --> 01:25:28,750 This doesn't have to end this way. 1597 01:25:28,774 --> 01:25:31,417 You and I actually do have a lot in common. 1598 01:25:31,441 --> 01:25:33,334 Oh, except I'm not a psycho bitch. 1599 01:25:33,358 --> 01:25:35,618 Give it some time. 1600 01:25:37,177 --> 01:25:39,733 What do you say, 83? 1601 01:25:41,566 --> 01:25:43,809 First Prescott, huh? 1602 01:25:43,924 --> 01:25:46,037 Never would have guessed. 1603 01:25:46,451 --> 01:25:47,614 Excuse me? 1604 01:25:47,639 --> 01:25:51,483 Well, Prescott probably just had lower standards then, yeah? 1605 01:25:51,508 --> 01:25:53,423 Taking whatever losers they could get. 1606 01:25:54,716 --> 01:25:55,804 Well... 1607 01:25:55,829 --> 01:25:58,609 this girl's got a mouth on her. 1608 01:25:58,634 --> 01:26:02,910 If you wanted a fight, you could have just said so, little bitch. 1609 01:26:06,341 --> 01:26:08,107 Get your ass up. 1610 01:26:08,132 --> 01:26:10,614 On your feet. Did I stutter? 1611 01:26:41,744 --> 01:26:43,884 Round 3? 1612 01:26:48,466 --> 01:26:51,689 Oh, you sad little thing. 1613 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:54,671 You think he's coming for you. 1614 01:26:54,733 --> 01:26:57,611 Hardman doesn't give a shit about you. 1615 01:26:57,774 --> 01:26:59,878 You're all alone. 1616 01:27:00,524 --> 01:27:02,500 I'm definitely not alone. 1617 01:27:02,524 --> 01:27:04,584 Hey, she's got a ninja. 1618 01:27:04,608 --> 01:27:06,250 - Parker, no! - Parker, no! 1619 01:27:06,274 --> 01:27:08,064 Get down! 1620 01:27:22,191 --> 01:27:25,126 What the fuc... 1621 01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:33,863 You came. 1622 01:27:43,756 --> 01:27:46,334 Looks like agent 1 is done. 1623 01:27:46,358 --> 01:27:47,181 Cuff her. 1624 01:27:47,206 --> 01:27:48,566 Megan. 1625 01:27:48,772 --> 01:27:50,187 Come here. 1626 01:27:50,212 --> 01:27:51,976 Oh, my god. 1627 01:27:53,191 --> 01:27:55,125 Parker, that was so dumb, 1628 01:27:55,149 --> 01:27:56,334 but really cool. 1629 01:27:56,358 --> 01:27:57,523 You came back for me. 1630 01:27:57,548 --> 01:27:59,409 Actually, we came for Knox. 1631 01:27:59,434 --> 01:28:01,806 Plus, the sweet 16s needed some real combat experi... 1632 01:28:01,831 --> 01:28:03,598 You came back for me. 1633 01:28:05,358 --> 01:28:06,750 Okay, okay. 1634 01:28:06,774 --> 01:28:10,916 So we do have our attachments, agent 8... 1635 01:28:10,941 --> 01:28:12,776 Megan. 1636 01:28:13,099 --> 01:28:16,284 There are worse things. 1637 01:28:16,308 --> 01:28:19,197 Don't you have a dance to get to? 1638 01:28:20,535 --> 01:28:22,825 You- You mean I'm free? 1639 01:28:22,849 --> 01:28:24,596 Uh, not really. 1640 01:28:24,621 --> 01:28:26,094 An off-the-books agent in deep cover 1641 01:28:26,119 --> 01:28:29,545 is not an asset I'm willing to let go right now. 1642 01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:31,814 I'll be in touch. 1643 01:28:34,683 --> 01:28:36,992 Are you ready to do this? 1644 01:28:37,016 --> 01:28:39,450 Like I'd let you go in without backup. 1645 01:28:39,474 --> 01:28:40,909 Let's go. 1646 01:28:40,933 --> 01:28:42,784 Have your asses back here by midnight! 1647 01:28:42,808 --> 01:28:44,284 We'll try. 1648 01:28:44,308 --> 01:28:47,159 You want to know a fun fact about ninjas? 1649 01:28:47,183 --> 01:28:48,450 Not really. 1650 01:28:48,474 --> 01:28:50,121 Well, I am one. 1651 01:28:50,146 --> 01:28:51,532 Is that right? 1652 01:28:51,557 --> 01:28:54,250 Go to www.Prescottschoolforboys 1653 01:28:54,275 --> 01:28:56,575 and fill out an application. 1654 01:28:56,599 --> 01:28:58,450 Say yes. Please, can I go? 1655 01:28:58,474 --> 01:28:59,906 Uh... we'll talk. 1656 01:28:59,931 --> 01:29:01,170 Okay, whatever. 1657 01:29:01,195 --> 01:29:02,378 Cute kid. 1658 01:29:02,403 --> 01:29:04,107 Thank you. 1659 01:29:05,766 --> 01:29:08,284 Hi, I'm Penny. This is my house. 1660 01:29:08,308 --> 01:29:10,700 And I've got something you want, Penny. 1661 01:29:10,724 --> 01:29:13,450 But first, I debrief you. 1662 01:29:13,474 --> 01:29:14,992 Come with me. 1663 01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:17,876 I haven't been debriefed in years. 1664 01:30:01,507 --> 01:30:05,279 Obviously you're not telling me something about tonight. 1665 01:30:06,062 --> 01:30:09,070 Did you lose your virginity? 1666 01:30:11,058 --> 01:30:12,814 Did you? 1667 01:30:12,839 --> 01:30:15,659 Okay, you dirty dog. 1668 01:30:15,683 --> 01:30:18,534 All right, all right. 1669 01:30:18,558 --> 01:30:21,617 Well, it's only appropriate that I tell you the story 1670 01:30:21,641 --> 01:30:23,284 about when I lost my virginity. 1671 01:30:23,308 --> 01:30:24,617 She was our babysitter. 1672 01:30:24,641 --> 01:30:26,742 She was a lot older than me. 1673 01:30:26,766 --> 01:30:28,450 Very gentle, gentle lover. 1674 01:30:28,474 --> 01:30:29,451 She was about 65. 1675 01:30:29,475 --> 01:30:31,768 Dad, stop the car. 1676 01:30:35,474 --> 01:30:36,659 Hold on. Holdup. 1677 01:30:36,683 --> 01:30:37,516 Hey, where are you going? 1678 01:30:37,541 --> 01:30:39,450 - Megan? - Roger! 1679 01:30:39,474 --> 01:30:40,659 I know you're confused, 1680 01:30:40,683 --> 01:30:42,575 and I've got a lot to explain. 1681 01:30:42,599 --> 01:30:44,075 But for the first time in my life, 1682 01:30:44,099 --> 01:30:46,117 I know exactly who I am and what I want, 1683 01:30:46,141 --> 01:30:48,571 and I'm not afraid to say it. 1684 01:30:49,343 --> 01:30:52,325 Roger, I think you are... 1685 01:30:52,349 --> 01:30:54,336 Amazing. 1686 01:30:55,599 --> 01:30:57,780 That's pretty corny. 1687 01:31:09,641 --> 01:31:11,117 Roger! 1688 01:31:11,141 --> 01:31:12,450 Where do you think you're going? 1689 01:31:12,474 --> 01:31:13,784 Get back in the car. 1690 01:31:13,808 --> 01:31:16,338 I'm a good kid, dad. 1691 01:31:16,474 --> 01:31:18,075 You got to let me go. 1692 01:31:18,099 --> 01:31:21,200 Does she even have a helicopter license? 1693 01:31:21,224 --> 01:31:23,127 Don't wait up. 1694 01:31:23,997 --> 01:31:26,016 Roger! 1695 01:31:40,530 --> 01:31:41,451 Hi. 1696 01:31:41,475 --> 01:31:43,046 Hey. 1697 01:31:43,813 --> 01:31:46,500 Adolescence is a confusing time. 1698 01:31:46,531 --> 01:31:49,773 It's a wonder any of us make it out alive. 1699 01:31:53,174 --> 01:31:54,784 Seatbelts, Roger! 1700 01:31:54,808 --> 01:31:57,575 Seatbelts and Condoms! 1701 01:31:57,599 --> 01:31:58,639 If that comes up. 1702 01:31:58,664 --> 01:32:01,054 If it doesn't come up, don't bring it up. 1703 01:32:01,079 --> 01:32:04,160 In the end, Hardman was right. 1704 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:06,091 Attachments are dangerous. 1705 01:32:06,116 --> 01:32:08,175 They mean you care about something. 1706 01:32:08,199 --> 01:32:10,425 But the people we care about 1707 01:32:10,449 --> 01:32:13,232 are what make life worth living. 1708 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:18,028 And hey... 1709 01:32:18,053 --> 01:32:20,682 What's wrong with living dangerously? 1710 01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:59,745 Find out where she's applying to college. 1711 01:33:05,699 --> 01:33:08,323 Safety schools too. 114145