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Provided by explosiveskull
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Hello.
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My name is Dylan.
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Um...
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So, I've been following this
wolf group for about...
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three months.
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Really enjoying the community.
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And the content.
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I've wanted to become
an official member of the group
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for quite some time,
so tomorrow,
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I will begin the hunt.
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This girl.
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Heather.
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And her two friends.
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Her handle is @theheatherlife.
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She's a lifestyle influencer.
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She's already got
17,000 followers
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and is growing steadily,
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so you can go follow her, too.
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I've been following her...
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online...
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and in person for a while.
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And I think that she will be
the perfect prey.
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Hey, sorry,
I can't find my, uh...
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Yeah, I'll be there in one sec.
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No, I told you I don't have to
go back until Friday.
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I got the day off.
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Okay, I'll be there one sec.
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As always,
any wolves in the area
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are more than welcome
to participate.
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Have you see anything about
that pipeline in New Mexico?
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Um, not really.
What's happening?
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There she is.
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Lookin' fine as always.
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I think this can be a...
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really big moment
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for our brand...
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for... our movement.
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And for our community.
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Last road trip
with my number ones.
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...friggin' leaving me,
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so I need to hear a "whoo"
on three.
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- One, two, three.
- Whoo!
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- One, two, three.
- Whoo!
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What do you think?
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Think of what?
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The yearly retreat.
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Let's go, Heather.
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- This is disgusting.
- What?
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The protest in New Mexico.
We should go there right now.
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Um, I don't think that Heather's
gonna be into
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another two hour drive to
New Mexico.
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God, this is beyond fucked.
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I shouldn't be here.
I should be with them.
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Didn't you get maced last year?
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Yeah. Cops were
fucking assholes.
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And weren't you in the hospital
for, like, two days?
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Yeah, I was. Why?
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Maybe you oughta...
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What?
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I don't know, maybe you don't
want to put yourself...
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Say it. What do you mean?
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Nothing.
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No, Sam.
Put myself where?
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Nothing.
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That's the first passerby
in ten minutes.
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What the fuck is he doing?
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Sorry, guys.
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Shitty bladder.
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Is he watching us?
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Heather.
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Relax. It's not like we've never
seen creeps on this trip before.
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Maybe we should just go.
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Riley. Let's go.
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Sick fucking truck, dude.
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Guess we've had our annual
redneck, small dick creep drive by.
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So fucked up.
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Well, then,
stop watching it, Riley.
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Okay, I'm gonna get
some supplies.
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Okay. I'll come with.
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Riley, don't.
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- Riley.
- What's that for?
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I'm just curious.
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How could you possibly justify
having that poster on your wall?
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Riley,
can we please just go?
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- Riley, let's go.
- You get the fuck out of my store!
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- Fuck you and fuck your store!
- Get the fuck outta here!
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- What?
- You didn't have to do that.
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Oh, come on. You were thinking
the same thing.
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He shouldn't have that up
in his store.
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Well, you didn't have to
make a scene.
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Well, Sam, maybe we should
make a scene!
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- What?
- Nothing. Just forget it.
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What happened to you guys?
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Nothing, let's just go.
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Did you guys hear that
Jamie Rennick died?
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- Jamie?
- Who?
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Uh, she was on me and Heather's
dorm floor freshman yeah.
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I feel like I should
post something about it.
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You never even liked her.
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She used to set the fire alarm
off 'cause she smoked so much.
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Yeah, she was annoying
but we were friends.
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Did you say
she was murdered?
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Yeah.
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Poor Jamie.
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Do they know who did it?
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No, but it's probably one of
those assholes she dates.
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She dated two consecutive
psychos freshman year.
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She had to call the cops
on one of them.
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Does it say?
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No, but I bet
that's what it was.
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Fuck.
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I mean, at some point,
you kind of expect it.
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What?
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I mean, like,
she would always go to bars
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and look for
the biggest psycho there
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and hook up with him
just for attention.
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- So you're saying she deserved it?
- No!
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No, I'm just sayin'.
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Can we just not talk about this?
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Yeah, good idea.
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Let's enjoy this A/C
while we have it.
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We're here. Woo!
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Drive was fuckin' long.
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It is so fuckin' hot.
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It's August.
What do you expect?
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But is it always this hot?
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Oh,
please don't complain the whole time.
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Sunscreen.
Does anyone need sunscreen?
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Yes, please.
Frickin' fried last year.
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Sam, please tell me
you brought your inhaler.
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Got it, Mom.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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At least this is better than
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when you dragged us to Star Trek
freshman year.
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Yes.
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Okay, cool.
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Come on.
That was rough.
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- You know that was rough.
- That's embarrassing.
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Hello!
We're out here in the wilderness,
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it is very hot,
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and we're about half a mile in
and having lots of fun.
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- Right guys?
- Mm.
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Are you gonna do that
the whole time?
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- Do what?
- Make those videos.
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Not the whole time,
but, yeah.
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You're so into this influencer stuff
now, aren't you?
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Okay, hey, it pays the bills.
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There's a skincare product line
that literally pays me $100
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- just to use their stuff.
- Oh, high roller!
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Do you even like the products
you're promoting?
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Sometimes, but, hey,
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it's better than that weed store
you work at.
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It was a medical marijuana
dispensary.
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- Speaking of which...
- Oh, no. No, no no, not for me.
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- Should we repeat last year's adventure?
- Oh, God.
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- Sam!
- No.
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Wait. I don't want to
do it alone.
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Nope. That shit
makes me feel weird.
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Sammy?
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Maybe later.
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Okay. Fine.
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I'm just gonna take one.
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I thought you were quitting?
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No. Definitely not.
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They're gonna let
your stoner ass
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bring that shit to Senegal?
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Probably not.
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Gotta make the most of it.
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What about you, Sam,
do you still smoke at all?
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Sometimes,
but it makes me paranoid.
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Oh, my God.
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I remember when
I gave you two edibles,
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and you locked yourself in the
bathroom for, like, three hours.
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It was not three hours.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yes, it was. We were all worried.
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But Sam's always been
a scaredy-cat.
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That's probably why she took all
those fighting classes last year.
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Uh, no.
That was because of Ralph.
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Um, have you heard from him
recently?
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No, the restraining order
shut him up, funnily enough.
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- He was a nightmare.
- Yep.
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Is he still in that apartment?
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His parents made him move.
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And then he started seeing
a therapist or something
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and now he's in Denver,
at least that's what I heard.
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Well, at least he's
not bothering you anymore.
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Yep.
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Have I mentioned
how fucking hot it is?
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Oh, my God! This is why
we called you "Heat."
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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They... You guys called me heat
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because those boys freshman year
thought I was a "smoke show."
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Oh, my God, no!
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They called you Heat because
you used to
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sweat through your shirt
at every party.
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Bullshit!
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No, that's definitely
what is was. Right, Sam?
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I don't remember.
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No, that... that's it.
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Yeah.
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You guys.
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Let's stop for a sec.
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I think this place
gets hotter every year.
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Fucking global warming.
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I bet you that guy at
the gas station
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doesn't even believe in it.
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Do either of you guys have
a portable charger?
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Yeah. I got you.
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Thanks.
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Damn. You get really good
reception out here.
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- That's weird.
- What?
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Just got a DM,
"I see you."
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From who?
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That can't be
the first time.
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Don't you have, like,
15,000 followers now?
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17,000, and yeah,
I get weirdos all the time.
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- He sent a pic, too.
- Ew. Delete it.
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No, no, no,
just one of the woods.
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Where is that?
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I don't know.
Looks like here.
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That's weird. Did he say
anything else?
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Nope.
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Fuck off, creep.
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It's probably just some weirdo.
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I get weird messages from
creepy dudes all the time.
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Well, at least it wasn't
a dick pic.
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Oh, I can make
a coffee table book
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- with all those that I've gotten.
- Oh, my God.
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- Do you guys think...
- What?
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No, it's probably just some
weirdo that saw my story.
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- But how would they...
- What?
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No. Fuck that.
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We're not gonna let some creep
ruin our trip.
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That's the fuckin' spirit.
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Just gets
heavier and heavier.
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Hotter and hotter.
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Okay, it's time.
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Oh, God.
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Hello!
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We've broken a sweat.
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I'm here with Riley.
Say hi, Riley.
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Hi, Riley.
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And my other best, Sam.
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Hi.
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They're really happy,
you just can't tell.
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Okay, mile four,
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and we're really starting
to feel the heat.
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How are you doing, Riley?
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My sports bra...
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Mile five down.
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My girl Slam
lookin' fine as always.
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Mile six and we're takin'
a little break.
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Sam is havin' a little nap.
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- Fuck off.
- Ooh!
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- How is that?
- This apple?
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The best apple
I think I've ever had.
259
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,144
- Ever had?
- Mm-hm.
260
00:18:06,178 --> 00:18:07,379
Okay.
261
00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:32,105
You all good?
262
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,640
Been havin' radio trouble
all day.
263
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:37,442
Hey, uh,
264
00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:39,679
how many hunting licenses
did we give out this season?
265
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,849
Uh, 20, I think.
266
00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:47,486
We give out any, uh, like,
crossbow hunting licenses?
267
00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:50,522
Bow hunting?
268
00:18:50,556 --> 00:18:52,592
No, not that I know of.
Why?
269
00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:55,460
Yeah, you might want to call
the county.
270
00:18:55,494 --> 00:18:58,131
We could have
a poaching situation.
271
00:18:58,163 --> 00:19:00,033
Is he hunting
or just target practice?
272
00:19:04,037 --> 00:19:06,806
Yeah, it might just be
target practice.
273
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,608
But I'll ask him.
274
00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:11,811
All right. Find out
and let me know.
275
00:19:28,728 --> 00:19:29,762
Jake?
276
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:31,698
Jake, you still there?
277
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,367
Jake?
278
00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:38,004
Jake, you still there?
279
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,422
- What the hell?
- Where's the fucking lake?
280
00:20:30,823 --> 00:20:33,358
- Fuck.
- This is the spot, right?
281
00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:34,894
Yeah, this is it.
282
00:20:35,393 --> 00:20:37,230
Why is it so dry?
283
00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:39,766
Climate change, that's why.
284
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,467
Less snowfall means less water.
285
00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:44,570
Fucking bullshit.
286
00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:51,110
Fuck it. I'm going in.
287
00:20:51,811 --> 00:20:54,547
- What? In that?
- Yeah, it's hot.
288
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,051
- Come on.
- Fuck that.
289
00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,321
Sammy. Come on.
290
00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:10,530
It's so hot.
291
00:21:11,864 --> 00:21:13,199
Get in the lake, then.
292
00:21:21,941 --> 00:21:23,576
Whoo!
293
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,020
Whoo!
294
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,877
Someone's watching us.
295
00:22:00,813 --> 00:22:02,048
That's weird.
296
00:22:06,552 --> 00:22:07,753
Whoo!
297
00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:10,556
Someone's watching us.
298
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,268
That's weird.
299
00:22:22,735 --> 00:22:24,103
What was that?
300
00:22:24,904 --> 00:22:26,639
Oh, that's fucking weird.
301
00:22:27,974 --> 00:22:30,475
Did you see his face?
It looked like he's wearing a mask.
302
00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:32,712
A mask? Looks like a hat.
303
00:22:32,945 --> 00:22:34,647
He's fucking creepy.
304
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:37,149
Hey, my phone's on low.
Do you have the phone charger?
305
00:22:37,984 --> 00:22:40,219
I gave that to Riley.
306
00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:42,255
Oh, my God.
307
00:22:42,889 --> 00:22:45,358
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
308
00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:46,959
Yeah, you go in the puddle
with it.
309
00:22:46,993 --> 00:22:48,493
Oh, great.
310
00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:49,996
- So this means we can't charge?
- Nope.
311
00:22:50,029 --> 00:22:52,365
- I was only at 25 percent.
- I'm at 35.
312
00:22:56,202 --> 00:22:57,737
Heather.
313
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,672
Maybe you shouldn't do that.
Isn't your phone gonna die?
314
00:22:59,705 --> 00:23:01,007
I'm gonna use this for stories.
315
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,507
We can use Sam's
for emergencies.
316
00:23:05,443 --> 00:23:08,981
Hello, here we are
at mile... seven?
317
00:23:09,015 --> 00:23:10,917
- Seven and a half.
- Seven and a half,
318
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:13,953
and we've made it to this once
beautiful, beautiful oasis
319
00:23:13,986 --> 00:23:16,589
that is now
a giant pit of despair.
320
00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:18,758
But it's okay, 'cause I'm still
with my gorgeous friends.
321
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:20,559
- Say hi, Sam.
- Can you not right now?
322
00:23:20,593 --> 00:23:21,861
Okay, well...
323
00:23:22,261 --> 00:23:23,428
You just ruined it.
324
00:23:26,498 --> 00:23:29,001
Hello! Here we are
at mile seven and a half,
325
00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:30,703
and we're at what used to be
326
00:23:30,736 --> 00:23:32,772
the most gorgeous,
gorgeous oasis,
327
00:23:32,805 --> 00:23:34,774
that is now
a giant pit of despair.
328
00:23:34,807 --> 00:23:36,609
But I'm with
my gorgeous friends,
329
00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,978
and Riley just ruined
my phone charger,
330
00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:40,980
so I'm a little bit upset
about that,
331
00:23:41,013 --> 00:23:42,548
and might be off the grid later.
332
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:45,918
But, good news is,
we're only about three...
333
00:23:45,952 --> 00:23:47,620
- Three miles.
- Three miles
334
00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:50,156
until we get to our
favorite spot to camp
335
00:23:50,189 --> 00:23:51,857
where someday,
people will build
336
00:23:51,891 --> 00:23:53,726
a giant statue of
the three of us,
337
00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:56,929
and it will be bronze
and it will be beautiful.
338
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,133
Okay, let's go.
339
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:12,311
Okay, I don't care
if the lake is dry,
340
00:24:12,345 --> 00:24:14,714
we are still getting
a fucking picture.
341
00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:17,049
Oh, Heather is serious.
342
00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:18,617
She's brining out the tripod.
343
00:24:18,651 --> 00:24:20,853
How else are we gonna get
a picture of the three of us?
344
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,589
Is that what this is all for,
the picture?
345
00:24:24,457 --> 00:24:25,925
No.
346
00:24:26,392 --> 00:24:27,893
No, Sam.
347
00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:29,462
It's for the stories, too.
348
00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:31,664
It's gonna take three.
It's gonna take in five seconds.
349
00:24:31,697 --> 00:24:32,898
Hurry up, guys.
350
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,201
Come on, come on, come on.
351
00:24:44,944 --> 00:24:46,645
Perfect. Let's see.
352
00:24:52,885 --> 00:24:55,821
Oh, my God, yes. One of these
is definitely post-able.
353
00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:04,030
Shall we?
354
00:25:05,398 --> 00:25:06,866
Tripod.
355
00:25:06,932 --> 00:25:08,200
Oh!
356
00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:35,961
- No.
- Come on, Riley.
357
00:25:35,995 --> 00:25:37,296
You know you want to.
358
00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:39,865
I am not singing
that fucking song.
359
00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:43,002
♪ Ayyyye ♪
360
00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:44,403
♪ We got a puker ♪
361
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:45,938
♪ We got a puker ♪
362
00:25:46,639 --> 00:25:47,940
♪ She's normally pretty chill ♪
363
00:25:47,973 --> 00:25:49,275
♪ But she's feeling kinda ill ♪
364
00:25:49,308 --> 00:25:50,443
♪ We got a puker ♪
365
00:25:50,943 --> 00:25:52,111
♪ We got a puker ♪
366
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:53,846
♪ She says she doesn't care ♪
367
00:25:53,879 --> 00:25:55,281
♪ But she's got vomit
in her hair ♪
368
00:25:55,314 --> 00:25:56,515
♪ We got a puker ♪
369
00:25:56,749 --> 00:25:58,017
♪ We got a puker ♪
370
00:25:58,517 --> 00:25:59,819
♪ Her major's poli-sci ♪
371
00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,020
♪ But she ain't feelin'
very fly ♪
372
00:26:01,053 --> 00:26:02,388
♪ We got a puker ♪
373
00:26:02,788 --> 00:26:04,023
♪ We got a puker ♪
374
00:26:04,723 --> 00:26:05,925
♪ Splish, splash, sploosh ♪
375
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,359
♪ If you're hot don't be
a douche ♪
376
00:26:09,995 --> 00:26:11,464
Oh, my God,
I can't believe
377
00:26:11,497 --> 00:26:12,932
you guys remember that song.
378
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,835
Didn't we make it up
at that freshman year...
379
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,571
we were at that frat house?
380
00:26:17,603 --> 00:26:20,106
Oh, yeah, you were
super ill in the bathroom.
381
00:26:20,139 --> 00:26:22,741
We were just trying to cheer you up,
382
00:26:23,109 --> 00:26:25,277
made up that stupid song,
383
00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:28,247
and the next thing we know,
the whole house is singing it.
384
00:26:29,815 --> 00:26:31,217
We should all get a tattoo.
385
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,818
On our asses.
386
00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:34,186
That's the last thing
we should do
387
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,321
before you guys leave.
388
00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:37,389
When do you leave, Sam?
389
00:26:37,523 --> 00:26:39,425
Uh, my flight
is booked for the 28th.
390
00:26:40,693 --> 00:26:42,061
What about you, Riley?
391
00:26:43,095 --> 00:26:44,196
Twenty-ninth.
392
00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:45,931
Fuck.
393
00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:48,834
Yeah.
End of an era.
394
00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:50,136
Yep.
395
00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:53,105
You guys gotta visit me, though.
Both of you.
396
00:26:54,273 --> 00:26:55,341
Me, too.
397
00:26:55,374 --> 00:26:58,545
Well, Boston sounds cool, but...
398
00:26:58,578 --> 00:26:59,979
Senegal?
399
00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:02,848
No. I mean,
they give us time off.
400
00:27:03,249 --> 00:27:06,152
We could, like, meet up in...
401
00:27:06,185 --> 00:27:07,621
Germany?
402
00:27:07,653 --> 00:27:09,955
Oh, fuck yeah, Germany.
403
00:27:09,989 --> 00:27:12,491
So, what kind of stuff are you
gonna be doing in Senegal?
404
00:27:13,159 --> 00:27:14,960
Lots of building.
405
00:27:14,994 --> 00:27:17,429
Uh, creating fresh,
clean water sources.
406
00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:20,032
We're gonna be working with
schools and hospitals.
407
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:23,102
Guys.
408
00:27:23,537 --> 00:27:24,670
He's back.
409
00:27:28,274 --> 00:27:30,009
Oh, come on.
This guy again!
410
00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,613
Heather, you should probably flash him.
That's what he wants.
411
00:27:34,013 --> 00:27:35,481
Hey, asshole!
412
00:27:35,514 --> 00:27:38,150
You think you're real cute
with your creeper camo act?
413
00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:40,620
I want you to know that
my girl, Sam, here
414
00:27:40,654 --> 00:27:42,321
is a kickboxing badass,
415
00:27:42,354 --> 00:27:45,324
and she has her black belt in
beating up creeps like you.
416
00:27:45,357 --> 00:27:47,059
So if you come any closer,
417
00:27:47,092 --> 00:27:49,461
you're leading yourself into
a world of pain.
418
00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:00,574
Kickboxing badass?
419
00:28:00,773 --> 00:28:02,074
It's all about perception.
420
00:28:07,179 --> 00:28:10,416
Oh, that's real cute!
Yeah, we're so scared.
421
00:28:10,449 --> 00:28:13,185
Lotta balls on a guy
to message a girl anonymously.
422
00:28:13,485 --> 00:28:15,154
That's fucking creepy.
423
00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:17,691
Blocked.
424
00:28:17,723 --> 00:28:20,726
And that's how you deal with
a creeper asshole, ladies.
425
00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:22,828
You should have filmed that.
426
00:28:22,861 --> 00:28:25,030
That was the most interesting
thing you've done all day.
427
00:28:25,064 --> 00:28:26,398
Shit! You're right.
428
00:28:26,432 --> 00:28:27,866
You think he'll do it again?
429
00:28:32,938 --> 00:28:34,807
What the fuck!
That could have hit us.
430
00:28:35,874 --> 00:28:38,277
Hey, motherfucker,
that wasn't fucking funny!
431
00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:39,979
Heather!
432
00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:41,880
- Come back here, you asshole prick!
- Heather, wait.
433
00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:44,116
Swear to God,
I'll kill you if I see you again,
434
00:28:44,149 --> 00:28:46,720
- you tiny dick fuck!
- Heather, we shouldn't split up.
435
00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:15,814
Heather.
436
00:29:15,848 --> 00:29:17,550
That was fucking bullshit,
Riley.
437
00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:19,451
- You're right.
- No, that could have hit us.
438
00:29:19,485 --> 00:29:21,053
It was two feet from Sam's head.
439
00:29:21,453 --> 00:29:23,355
But you scared him off.
He's gone now.
440
00:29:23,389 --> 00:29:24,890
We have to go back to Sam.
441
00:29:25,692 --> 00:29:26,859
Come on.
442
00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:32,331
Okay, I think
we need to head back.
443
00:29:32,364 --> 00:29:35,200
What? Head back just because of
this asshole creep?
444
00:29:35,735 --> 00:29:37,336
He shot an arrow at us.
445
00:29:37,369 --> 00:29:39,104
Well, it wasn't at us.
446
00:29:39,138 --> 00:29:40,973
Are you kidding me?
It was right there.
447
00:29:45,811 --> 00:29:47,846
It's gonna get dark soon.
We should head back.
448
00:29:48,514 --> 00:29:50,883
I don't think we're gonna
make it to the car before dark.
449
00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,185
Can we call a cop or something?
450
00:29:53,485 --> 00:29:55,555
Fuck the cops,
they're not gonna come out here.
451
00:29:55,954 --> 00:29:57,823
We should just call
the forest service,
452
00:29:57,856 --> 00:30:00,627
and tell them there's a guy
that's shooting arrows at hikers.
453
00:30:02,027 --> 00:30:03,062
Okay.
454
00:30:04,029 --> 00:30:05,230
I'm at ten percent.
455
00:30:05,264 --> 00:30:06,700
I'm at 14. I can call.
456
00:30:15,642 --> 00:30:17,109
Della County Forest.
457
00:30:17,142 --> 00:30:20,312
Hi, um, me and two of my friends
have been hiking on...
458
00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:22,247
- The Bennet Trail for a while.
- On the Bennet Trail,
459
00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:24,983
and we would... we would like to
report that somebody just shot at us.
460
00:30:25,184 --> 00:30:26,653
You were shot at?
461
00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:28,420
Yes. We think you should
send a ranger.
462
00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:30,757
Wait. Someone shot at you
with a gun?
463
00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:34,159
No, um, with an arrow.
464
00:30:34,193 --> 00:30:35,361
An arrow?
Is anyone hurt?
465
00:30:36,161 --> 00:30:38,364
No, he missed us.
He... He wasn't aiming at us.
466
00:30:38,397 --> 00:30:40,734
But can you please
just send a ranger?
467
00:30:40,767 --> 00:30:41,801
So wait.
468
00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,002
Nobody was hurt.
469
00:30:44,036 --> 00:30:46,171
No, but...
470
00:30:46,205 --> 00:30:47,540
he was trying to hurt us.
471
00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:48,974
Is he still trying to hurt you?
472
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:50,810
No, he disappeared.
473
00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:52,444
Can you please just send
a ranger?
474
00:30:53,011 --> 00:30:54,581
Listen,
475
00:30:54,614 --> 00:30:56,248
based on what you told me,
it sounds like you might have
476
00:30:56,281 --> 00:30:58,685
stumbled across somebody
doing target practice.
477
00:30:58,718 --> 00:31:00,352
We advise that anyone
out in federal land
478
00:31:00,386 --> 00:31:01,821
let their presence be known
at all times
479
00:31:01,855 --> 00:31:03,288
to avoid any accidents.
480
00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:05,124
This was not
a fucking accident.
481
00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,593
Someone shot at us!
482
00:31:06,626 --> 00:31:08,227
Look, I understand you're upset.
483
00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:09,895
I'm just trying to get
accurate information.
484
00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:13,065
Look, he's gone now,
but could you please just sent a ranger?
485
00:31:13,533 --> 00:31:15,033
One of our rangers is
already out there,
486
00:31:15,067 --> 00:31:16,836
but I think his comm's
out of range.
487
00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:18,772
Once he gets back in range,
488
00:31:19,471 --> 00:31:20,939
I'll have him head your way.
489
00:31:20,973 --> 00:31:22,575
- You said you're off the Bennet Trail?
- Yes.
490
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,878
Okay. Thank you.
491
00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:26,746
Once again,
there's a lot of hunters
492
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,480
and a lot of people doing
target practice out there.
493
00:31:28,514 --> 00:31:30,784
Just make sure your presence
is known at all times,
494
00:31:30,817 --> 00:31:31,950
and be safe.
495
00:31:32,484 --> 00:31:33,653
Okay. Thank you.
496
00:31:34,486 --> 00:31:35,555
Assholes!
497
00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:37,489
So, can we head back now?
498
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:40,325
Yeah, but we're not gonna make
it back to the car before dark.
499
00:31:41,927 --> 00:31:43,730
Redneck motherfuckers!
500
00:31:44,831 --> 00:31:46,298
They're sending someone
to get us.
501
00:31:46,331 --> 00:31:48,100
Fucking assholes.
502
00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:06,553
Heather, don't.
You're battery's gonna die.
503
00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:10,022
Hello,
my nice respectful followers.
504
00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:11,691
Here with my friends,
Sam and Riley,
505
00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:14,293
and something not that cool
just happened.
506
00:32:14,326 --> 00:32:16,462
Basically, some random
asshole creeper,
507
00:32:16,495 --> 00:32:19,398
who I'm pretty sure has been
anonymously DMing me all day,
508
00:32:19,431 --> 00:32:22,000
just shot a fucking arrow at us.
509
00:32:22,034 --> 00:32:23,435
Now why, may you ask,
510
00:32:23,469 --> 00:32:25,939
would someone shoot an arrow at
a group of people?
511
00:32:25,971 --> 00:32:28,340
I have a few theories.
Basically, I'm pretty sure
512
00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:30,375
he's some basement-dwelling
social reject
513
00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,911
who couldn't get a girl
to save his life.
514
00:32:31,945 --> 00:32:33,412
He's probably
sitting around moping
515
00:32:33,445 --> 00:32:34,881
wondering why he
doesn't get the respect
516
00:32:34,914 --> 00:32:36,850
he so feels entitled to.
517
00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:38,484
Well, I have
a little message for him.
518
00:32:38,685 --> 00:32:41,353
Fuck. You.
I know you're watching.
519
00:32:41,386 --> 00:32:43,989
I know you love to creep
and watch me share my life.
520
00:32:44,289 --> 00:32:47,059
Fuck off! If I ever figure out
who the fuck you are,
521
00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:49,394
I'm plastering your face
all over my account
522
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:50,663
so that every girl...
523
00:32:50,697 --> 00:32:53,165
No, every person within
a 100 mile radius
524
00:32:53,198 --> 00:32:55,735
knows that you're a stupid
creeper asshole fuck.
525
00:32:58,972 --> 00:33:00,740
We can't let this ruin the trip.
526
00:33:00,773 --> 00:33:02,642
I know.
That's exactly what he wants.
527
00:33:05,678 --> 00:33:07,279
Why the fuck did you grab that?
528
00:33:07,312 --> 00:33:08,848
Uh, I don't know.
529
00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:11,651
Good. Keep it. You can
shove it up his ass later.
530
00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,553
Huh. Not a bad idea.
531
00:33:14,554 --> 00:33:16,121
We should really make camp soon.
532
00:33:16,154 --> 00:33:18,223
There's a good spot in,
like, half a mile.
533
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,261
Maybe Heather will get
poison oak again.
534
00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:24,797
I forgot about that.
Wasn't that, like,
535
00:33:24,831 --> 00:33:26,533
the first year,
it was all over your leg?
536
00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:29,401
Heather?
537
00:33:31,571 --> 00:33:33,105
Heather, I'm pissed, too.
538
00:33:33,606 --> 00:33:35,440
That was a shitty,
shitty thing to do.
539
00:33:35,975 --> 00:33:38,043
But you're just giving him
what he wants.
540
00:33:38,845 --> 00:33:40,980
He's just trying to freak us out
and ruin the whole trip.
541
00:33:41,814 --> 00:33:43,016
Yeah.
542
00:33:45,552 --> 00:33:48,588
He's probably already back in
his mom's basement by now.
543
00:33:49,889 --> 00:33:51,290
Probably jerking off to some
544
00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:53,458
Transformers Megan Fox poster.
545
00:33:53,492 --> 00:33:54,694
Oh, my God.
546
00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,262
I did not need that image
back in my head.
547
00:33:58,263 --> 00:33:59,766
What? Explain.
548
00:34:00,198 --> 00:34:03,603
Remember Jeremy Stanton?
Lived below me sophomore year.
549
00:34:03,636 --> 00:34:05,203
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
550
00:34:05,237 --> 00:34:09,943
So, that fucker would like,
never, ever leave his room.
551
00:34:10,442 --> 00:34:12,745
And one day,
I get locked out of my place
552
00:34:12,779 --> 00:34:14,914
so I need to go through
his fire escape
553
00:34:14,948 --> 00:34:16,415
so I can get back up.
554
00:34:16,448 --> 00:34:18,283
And I knock on his door,
555
00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:22,154
and it's just
floor to ceiling pictures
556
00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:23,990
of Megan Fox from Transfomers.
557
00:34:24,122 --> 00:34:25,357
That's fucking bizarre.
558
00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:28,962
Oh, God, no, it was like
this 20 year old man
559
00:34:28,995 --> 00:34:33,032
with this creepy
"14 year old in 2007" obsession
560
00:34:33,066 --> 00:34:34,466
with Megan Fox.
561
00:34:34,499 --> 00:34:36,836
It's so true.
I didn't believe Riley at first,
562
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:39,072
so I went myself,
said I was lost,
563
00:34:39,438 --> 00:34:42,942
it was actually top five
creepiest things I've ever seen.
564
00:35:12,538 --> 00:35:14,107
It's getting colder.
565
00:35:14,741 --> 00:35:16,308
Yeah, always does.
566
00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:20,445
Hello, hello,
my beautiful followers.
567
00:35:20,479 --> 00:35:23,650
We have finally made it here
after a very long hike
568
00:35:23,683 --> 00:35:25,685
and a very shitty incident
569
00:35:25,718 --> 00:35:27,920
involving a very shitty person.
570
00:35:27,954 --> 00:35:30,489
But it's okay, because we're
here and I'm with my friends.
571
00:35:30,522 --> 00:35:32,491
and this is our...
572
00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:42,068
And because they can fit
in really small spaces,
573
00:35:42,101 --> 00:35:44,436
and...
574
00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:49,108
I'd be a dragon.
575
00:35:49,142 --> 00:35:52,444
Okay, I didn't know
we could do... It's not...
576
00:35:52,477 --> 00:35:54,814
Real animals.
577
00:35:54,847 --> 00:35:57,717
I would have chosen, like,
a centaur or something.
578
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,351
Centaurs are half human.
579
00:36:37,857 --> 00:36:40,059
I wish I knew more about it.
580
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,028
I'm a Gemini.
581
00:36:43,261 --> 00:36:44,630
Wait.
582
00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:46,699
Do you think that, like...
583
00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:49,168
millions of miles away...
584
00:36:49,202 --> 00:36:51,104
- No. No.
- Yeah. What?
585
00:36:51,137 --> 00:36:53,305
I can't.
I'm too high. I can't.
586
00:36:53,973 --> 00:36:56,241
- What?
- I'm too high for that.
587
00:36:56,642 --> 00:36:58,945
But that's, like,
the best time to talk about it.
588
00:36:58,978 --> 00:37:02,280
No, I'm not ready for,
like, existential...
589
00:37:02,314 --> 00:37:04,984
we're all just like
little specks of dust
590
00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:07,352
in the universe.
591
00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:08,855
Whatever.
592
00:37:11,557 --> 00:37:13,192
Ralph used to talk about that.
593
00:37:15,995 --> 00:37:17,630
Whenever I was...
594
00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:19,899
thinking he was lying
595
00:37:19,932 --> 00:37:22,168
or trying to convince me
I was crazy,
596
00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:25,337
he'd just bring up
the galaxies thing.
597
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,975
About how...
598
00:37:29,474 --> 00:37:32,845
how small my fears and...
599
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,149
everything were when...
600
00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:39,752
you know, there were all these
fucking planets so far away
601
00:37:39,786 --> 00:37:42,021
and there could be
other life and...
602
00:37:43,556 --> 00:37:45,758
how he'd say
he was convinced that
603
00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,693
I didn't understand
my place in the universe,
604
00:37:47,727 --> 00:37:50,897
so how did I have
any right to think
605
00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:52,565
that I was sane...
606
00:37:55,535 --> 00:37:58,403
when all that mattered was...
607
00:37:58,436 --> 00:38:00,206
what I was...
608
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,175
in the grand scheme of things...
609
00:38:04,844 --> 00:38:06,012
which was nothing.
610
00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:13,853
He'd say that a lot.
611
00:38:21,326 --> 00:38:22,962
- Sam.
- What?
612
00:38:23,996 --> 00:38:27,033
Sam, you don't blame yourself
for that, right?
613
00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:33,139
- Sam.
- No. No.
614
00:38:36,609 --> 00:38:38,945
I'm sorry, guys,
I'm just...
615
00:38:41,314 --> 00:38:42,480
I'm just tired.
616
00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:45,350
I'm gonna go to sleep.
617
00:38:52,158 --> 00:38:54,060
Fuck! I'm at two percent.
618
00:38:55,995 --> 00:38:57,563
Well...
619
00:38:57,597 --> 00:38:59,232
no more stories
for your followers.
620
00:39:00,766 --> 00:39:02,034
Whatever.
621
00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:06,105
He'd probably just be
messaging me stupid shit anyway.
622
00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:10,009
I have a car charger
for when we get back.
623
00:39:19,018 --> 00:39:21,419
Terry, you find anything?
624
00:39:23,956 --> 00:39:25,057
Nothing yet.
625
00:39:26,826 --> 00:39:28,194
Jake knows these woods.
626
00:39:28,227 --> 00:39:30,395
If he's injured or something,
he's tough.
627
00:39:33,398 --> 00:39:34,634
Yeah, I know.
628
00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:36,102
I got a call about
a couple of girls
629
00:39:36,135 --> 00:39:37,803
who might have had
a hunting accident.
630
00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:39,739
I'm looking for them, too.
631
00:39:41,207 --> 00:39:42,808
Hunting accident?
632
00:39:43,242 --> 00:39:44,777
They might have
stumbled across a hunter,
633
00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:46,579
I don't really know, but...
634
00:39:46,612 --> 00:39:47,914
they sounded pretty shook up
on the phone,
635
00:39:47,947 --> 00:39:49,715
so I told 'em I'd check it out.
636
00:39:51,483 --> 00:39:53,518
Radio back
if you see anything.
637
00:39:54,787 --> 00:39:56,022
Roger.
638
00:40:16,909 --> 00:40:18,010
Jake!
639
00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:20,646
Jake!
640
00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:26,819
Jake, you out there?
641
00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:34,492
Cheryl, I found his helmet.
642
00:40:34,526 --> 00:40:36,461
- His helmet?
- Yeah, he's not here.
643
00:40:37,363 --> 00:40:38,463
Where are you?
644
00:40:39,065 --> 00:40:40,866
I'm about two clicks off
Bennet Trail.
645
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,868
I'm gonna keep searching
but call the county,
646
00:40:42,902 --> 00:40:44,770
tell 'em to send
two more trucks.
647
00:40:44,804 --> 00:40:45,938
You got it.
648
00:40:47,873 --> 00:40:49,108
Jake!
649
00:42:26,272 --> 00:42:27,440
Oh, fuck.
650
00:42:28,741 --> 00:42:30,109
They left the light on.
651
00:44:53,553 --> 00:44:55,521
Well, well, well...
652
00:44:57,189 --> 00:44:59,758
if it isn't the little piggy
with the house made of straw.
653
00:45:03,362 --> 00:45:05,599
I'm the big bad wolf that's
gonna blow your house down.
654
00:45:12,037 --> 00:45:13,405
Oh, come on.
655
00:45:14,406 --> 00:45:16,075
If you can't laugh...
656
00:45:17,677 --> 00:45:18,978
what's the point?
657
00:45:34,026 --> 00:45:35,928
Look into the camera
and smile.
658
00:45:36,663 --> 00:45:38,998
You're being broadcast live.
659
00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:42,401
To all your loyal,
loving followers.
660
00:45:47,273 --> 00:45:48,675
What do you think
I should do to her, boys?
661
00:45:53,647 --> 00:45:56,949
Ah. I'm loving
the interactions.
662
00:46:01,186 --> 00:46:03,556
Oh, this one seems to be
a little grim, even for me.
663
00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:09,529
Slitting her throat seems to be
the most popular idea.
664
00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:15,234
What?
665
00:46:15,968 --> 00:46:18,003
What?
666
00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:24,343
No.
667
00:46:26,111 --> 00:46:27,681
We're gonna draw this out.
668
00:46:34,887 --> 00:46:36,422
You know...
669
00:46:36,455 --> 00:46:37,823
you're pretty popular.
670
00:46:42,861 --> 00:46:44,063
You know what's funny?
671
00:46:45,732 --> 00:46:48,400
If you and I met in real life...
672
00:46:49,935 --> 00:46:51,003
you'd ignore me.
673
00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:56,075
Maybe you wouldn't ignore me.
674
00:46:56,776 --> 00:46:57,876
Maybe you'd smile.
675
00:46:58,977 --> 00:47:00,379
Maybe we'd even be friends.
676
00:47:02,981 --> 00:47:05,317
But we wouldn't really
be friends.
677
00:47:06,985 --> 00:47:08,387
You'd just be using me.
678
00:47:10,022 --> 00:47:12,491
Stringing me along.
679
00:47:13,727 --> 00:47:16,195
Always there as a shoulder
for you to cry on.
680
00:47:18,497 --> 00:47:20,065
I would always be there for you.
681
00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,337
Would someone like you
ever be there for me?
682
00:47:25,705 --> 00:47:27,741
Would someone like you
ever give me attention?
683
00:47:32,311 --> 00:47:35,682
Now, I've got your
strict attention.
684
00:47:36,148 --> 00:47:37,383
Now...
685
00:47:38,618 --> 00:47:39,885
I'm in control.
686
00:47:41,153 --> 00:47:45,491
Now, you can't infect my brain
with your body.
687
00:47:48,026 --> 00:47:50,062
And manipulate me...
688
00:47:50,597 --> 00:47:52,565
into bending to your will.
689
00:48:10,182 --> 00:48:11,283
Riley?
690
00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:19,425
Riley?
691
00:48:25,865 --> 00:48:27,065
Riley?
692
00:48:30,436 --> 00:48:31,571
Riley?
693
00:48:33,907 --> 00:48:35,073
Heather, wake up.
694
00:48:35,107 --> 00:48:36,843
- What?
- Riley's gone.
695
00:48:37,009 --> 00:48:38,377
What?
696
00:48:38,812 --> 00:48:40,212
Riley is gone.
697
00:48:40,946 --> 00:48:43,550
- Riley! Riley?
- Fuck. I'm at one percent.
698
00:48:44,249 --> 00:48:45,317
Riley!
699
00:48:48,187 --> 00:48:50,022
She wouldn't just leave us.
700
00:48:50,989 --> 00:48:52,991
- Riley!
- Riley!
701
00:49:05,971 --> 00:49:07,272
What the fuck?
702
00:49:09,709 --> 00:49:11,109
What the fuck is that?
703
00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:18,116
It's a trail.
704
00:49:19,886 --> 00:49:21,086
Riley!
705
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:22,521
Riley!
706
00:49:23,188 --> 00:49:25,190
- Riley!
- Riley!
707
00:49:25,991 --> 00:49:28,060
Are you okay?
708
00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:30,964
Okay, I'm gonna get
your inhaler.
709
00:49:41,774 --> 00:49:42,942
It's not here!
710
00:49:49,248 --> 00:49:50,550
I couldn't find it.
711
00:49:56,789 --> 00:49:58,090
Oh, my God.
712
00:49:58,658 --> 00:50:00,693
Oh, my God. Riley!
713
00:50:00,994 --> 00:50:02,929
- What? What?
- He has her.
714
00:50:03,395 --> 00:50:05,865
Heather, we don't know
what he wants.
715
00:50:05,899 --> 00:50:07,700
- Riley, we're coming!
- Heather!
716
00:50:15,975 --> 00:50:18,277
- Sam!
- I'm here.
717
00:50:18,912 --> 00:50:20,145
Sam!
718
00:50:21,981 --> 00:50:24,182
Oh, my God.
Sam, get it off.
719
00:50:25,785 --> 00:50:27,687
- I can't.
- Sam, it hurts. Get it off.
720
00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,689
Calm.
721
00:50:29,856 --> 00:50:31,256
What are we gonna do?
It hurts.
722
00:50:45,370 --> 00:50:46,906
What are we gonna do?
723
00:50:48,473 --> 00:50:50,175
Oh, my God.
724
00:50:51,310 --> 00:50:53,613
- I don't know if I can move.
- You've got to.
725
00:50:55,314 --> 00:50:57,316
Ready? One, two...
Don't put your weight on it.
726
00:50:57,349 --> 00:50:59,052
Don't put your weight on it.
727
00:50:59,451 --> 00:51:01,219
- I can't move any further.
- I got you.
728
00:51:04,289 --> 00:51:05,925
Put your weight on me.
729
00:51:06,525 --> 00:51:08,126
Oh, my God, I can't go.
730
00:51:10,262 --> 00:51:12,197
- Sam, I can't go any further.
- I know.
731
00:51:12,699 --> 00:51:14,634
- Here.
- I can't.
732
00:51:15,702 --> 00:51:17,269
Oh, my God.
733
00:51:17,302 --> 00:51:20,439
Okay, calm. Breathe.
Breathe. Breathe.
734
00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:26,111
- Okay, I have to go find Riley.
- No, don't leave me.
735
00:51:26,144 --> 00:51:29,181
Okay, okay.
I'm coming back for you, okay?
736
00:51:30,349 --> 00:51:32,051
We are going to
come back for you.
737
00:51:32,885 --> 00:51:34,252
Okay? Okay.
738
00:51:34,486 --> 00:51:37,023
Just try and stay calm.
Okay?
739
00:53:21,594 --> 00:53:23,129
Riley. Riley.
740
00:53:23,162 --> 00:53:24,997
Hey, hey. No, hey, hey. It's me.
741
00:53:25,031 --> 00:53:27,100
It's me. It's me.
Okay, okay, okay.
742
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,402
Sam. Sam. He's recording us.
743
00:53:41,446 --> 00:53:43,616
Help! Help!
744
00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:47,385
Get the fuck away from her!
745
00:53:47,653 --> 00:53:49,055
Sam!
746
00:53:49,321 --> 00:53:50,990
Help! Help!
747
00:53:51,023 --> 00:53:52,825
Somebody fucking help us!
748
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:56,361
You motherfucker!
Get the fuck away from her!
749
00:53:56,394 --> 00:53:58,698
- I'm gonna kill your friend.
- Sam! Sam!
750
00:53:59,031 --> 00:54:02,101
- The blonde one, too.
- Fuck! Get the fuck away from her!
751
00:54:03,903 --> 00:54:05,303
Sam!
752
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,508
You motherfucker!
753
00:54:09,542 --> 00:54:11,811
Sam! Sam!
754
00:54:11,844 --> 00:54:13,813
Are you okay?
755
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:29,128
Sam!
756
00:55:00,827 --> 00:55:02,195
Okay.
757
00:55:08,568 --> 00:55:10,502
Sam! Sam.
758
00:55:11,436 --> 00:55:14,173
Oh, my God.
Sam, what happened?
759
00:55:15,608 --> 00:55:16,943
Where's Heather?
760
00:55:17,743 --> 00:55:20,313
She, uh...
She got caught in a trap.
761
00:55:20,345 --> 00:55:22,815
She's... She's alive,
but she's hurt.
762
00:55:22,849 --> 00:55:24,516
Oh, my God.
763
00:55:25,117 --> 00:55:27,019
- Is he dead?
- I think so.
764
00:55:30,857 --> 00:55:33,092
Okay. Okay.
765
00:55:36,929 --> 00:55:38,698
I need you to
cut that out of me.
766
00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:41,934
Jesus Christ.
767
00:55:50,442 --> 00:55:52,011
What are you doing?
768
00:56:13,232 --> 00:56:15,433
I can't go any further.
769
00:56:15,968 --> 00:56:18,170
- I can't go any further.
- Okay, okay, okay.
770
00:56:20,606 --> 00:56:22,407
Okay, okay.
771
00:56:25,011 --> 00:56:27,046
Oh, my God,
it hurts so much.
772
00:56:27,146 --> 00:56:28,648
Okay.
773
00:56:31,017 --> 00:56:33,719
- Oh, my God.
- Okay. Easy.
774
00:56:33,853 --> 00:56:35,453
Oh, my God.
775
00:56:35,487 --> 00:56:37,123
- I'm just cutting it open.
- Okay, okay.
776
00:56:37,156 --> 00:56:40,259
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
777
00:56:40,293 --> 00:56:41,894
Okay, okay.
778
00:56:55,408 --> 00:56:57,043
We need to get you to
the hospital.
779
00:56:58,510 --> 00:57:00,146
Who's doing this to us?
780
00:57:00,179 --> 00:57:02,114
Some fucking psychopath.
781
00:57:02,148 --> 00:57:04,350
He was filming it
and he put it all online.
782
00:57:04,550 --> 00:57:06,719
- What?
- Yeah.
783
00:57:06,953 --> 00:57:08,621
Is that what
the fuckin' laptop was for?
784
00:57:08,654 --> 00:57:09,989
- Yeah.
- Okay.
785
00:57:10,022 --> 00:57:11,924
I think he's been watching us
for a while.
786
00:57:13,292 --> 00:57:15,828
- Is he dead?
- Yeah, I think so.
787
00:57:15,861 --> 00:57:18,064
Sam shoved an arrow
through his stomach.
788
00:57:21,267 --> 00:57:22,935
Sam, is your leg okay?
789
00:57:22,969 --> 00:57:24,469
It's fine.
790
00:57:29,909 --> 00:57:32,311
That's a truck.
Look, a truck.
791
00:57:36,749 --> 00:57:38,918
Hey! Hey!
792
00:57:40,152 --> 00:57:42,021
Help! Help!
793
00:57:42,288 --> 00:57:43,856
- You have to help us.
- What happened? What happened?
794
00:57:43,889 --> 00:57:46,659
There's a guy after us.
He's been shooting arrows at us.
795
00:57:46,692 --> 00:57:48,861
- What?
- Please. Help.
796
00:57:49,562 --> 00:57:51,998
Cheryl, it's Terry.
I'm gonna need an airlift.
797
00:57:52,031 --> 00:57:53,566
What's the situation?
798
00:57:53,866 --> 00:57:57,236
I got a female hiker, early 20s,
with a possible compound fracture.
799
00:57:57,269 --> 00:57:59,338
I'll send search and rescue
your way.
800
00:57:59,905 --> 00:58:02,675
Roger. All right, just breathe.
What happened?
801
00:58:03,242 --> 00:58:04,744
Some kind of bear trap.
802
00:58:04,777 --> 00:58:06,245
Jesus Christ.
All right, you know what?
803
00:58:06,278 --> 00:58:07,713
This is gonna be easier
if I take you in the truck.
804
00:58:07,747 --> 00:58:09,348
Okay. Come on.
805
00:58:27,933 --> 00:58:29,301
Get back here!
806
00:58:32,138 --> 00:58:33,906
You think anyone's
coming to save you?
807
00:58:37,343 --> 00:58:38,677
Nobody's coming.
808
00:58:51,657 --> 00:58:52,992
Oh, my God!
809
00:59:02,902 --> 00:59:04,136
I'm sorry.
810
00:59:17,883 --> 00:59:19,085
Oh, my God.
811
01:02:48,953 --> 01:02:53,835
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