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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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It's fun, huh?
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I feel like I'm riding
in a banana.
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So excited for you to show me
around campus today.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Together again.
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Just feels right, doesn't it?
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[groans]
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I'm actually... 29.
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Well, I guess there's something
I should tell you.
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I'm totally fine with that.
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I was talking about us
travelling together,
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and instead, you went out
and bought a yellow clown car.
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You're picturing a future
where we slow down,
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and I'm just getting going.
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You know I love you, right?
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I love you, too.
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But we're done.
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ADULT SHELDON:
For many college kids,
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waiting in line for concert
tickets is a rite of passage,
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and I was no different.
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Except, instead
of rock and roll music,
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my concert was a lecture
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on black hole topology.
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Instead of a stage dive,
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I would dive into knowledge.
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Instead of
guitar-shredding solos,
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I would witness
universe-shredding hypotheses.
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And instead of a charismatic
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front man dazzling the audience,
there would be...
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[speaking indistinctly]
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...well, actually,
the exact same thing.
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Sheldon?
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Paige?
Why are you here?
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The lecture.
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Well, if you're looking to jump
the line, I don't do cutsies.
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No, I'm actually
part of the lecture.
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Professor Patterson
is my mentor at U.T.
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Really? You're part
of the quantum gravity team?
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Yeah, it's actually
really interesting.
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We've been examining all...I know what it's about.
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It's why I've been waiting
in line for three hours.
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Wow, three hours
to see me speak?
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I didn't know
you were such a fan.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Okay, this is it.
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Nice.
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Not really,
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but at least my parents
aren't in the room next door.
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Oh, you want me to move this
to the bedroom?
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It's a studio,
this is the bedroom.
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Oh.
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There you go.
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How can I ever thank you?
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Let's see...
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we are
in the bedroom.
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What, so, like,
take a nap?
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[chuckles]
Maybe after.
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Deal.
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[door opens, closes]MISSY: I'm home.
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Hey, honey,
how was school?
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So good. Meemaw picked me up
in her new car.
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We drove with the top down.
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A truck driver honked at us.
[chuckles]
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It was awesome.
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See? Missy loves my car.
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I don't know what
Dale's problem is.
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You're too good for him anyway.
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Should she really
be hearing about all this?
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Mom, she just got dumped.
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It's what you do.
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Ooh, is any of his stuff
at your house?
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Let's set it on fire.
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Don't you have homework?
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My grandma's hurting.
She needs me.
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Go.[sighs]
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I appreciate you
picking Missy up
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from school,
but she does not need to hear
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about your love life.
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She's got to learn sometime.
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Learn what?
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That men suck.
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Not all men... do that.
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Suck. Say it.
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No.I want Missy back.
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Oh, I know that
you're hurting, and...
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I'm here for you, so...
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what do you need?
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Great, take me drinking.
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It is 3:30 in the afternoon.
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Yes, it's called
happy hour.
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I have to make dinner.
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Oh, fine. I'll just be sad
and drunk by myself.
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Maybe I'll go home
with the bartender.
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Missy!
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I have to go out
with your meemaw,
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but I'll be back later
with KFC.
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Did you see that
ridiculous car she bought?
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Nope, but I sure have heard
a lot about it.
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What is her problem?
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She think she can do
better than me?
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Don't know
what she thinks.
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I'm a catch.Okay.
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You don't think I'm a catch?
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You're a catch.
You're very catchable.
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Darn tootin'.
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I thought you ended things
with her.
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Yeah, not my fault
she's okay with it.
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You know what's better
than going on and on about it?
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What's that?
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[grunting]
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Come on, you can do better
than that. Punch her new car.
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[grunting]
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Don't forget
it's yellow.
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I mean, since when
are cars yellow?
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It's not a taxi.
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Less talking,
more punching.
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Can I at least have some gloves?
My hands hurt.
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Well, aren't you
a tender buttercup.
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Watch this.
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[knocks on door]
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Oh, hello.
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You didn't stay for the Q and A.
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I had no Q's,
and therefore, needed no A's.
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Well, I thought that maybe
we could just hang out.
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Why would we do that?
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'Cause we're friends.
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Are we? One time,
you punched me in the face.
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Yeah, that's what friends do.
Can I come in?
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Why aren't you spending the
afternoon with your colleagues?
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Well, Professor Patterson
took the team out for drinks.
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That kind of
leaves me on my own.
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Fine, come in.
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You got a roommate?
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No, it's a single.
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I have a chaperone. Mona.
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She's, like, 30. It's the worst.
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Why do you need a chaperone?
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Maybe they think I'm, like,
some kind of troublemaker.
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As the owner of the face
you punched, they're right.
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[knock on door]
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Yo, homie. Oh.
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Sorry, didn't know
you had company.
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Oh, this is Paige.
Paige, this is Darren.
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He lives next door.Hi.
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We're having a Mario Kart
death match.
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You guys want in?
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It's pretty fun.
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We do it a few times
a week.
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Really?
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You want to join us?
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Uh... I've never
played before.
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Perfect, you can be
on Oscar's team.
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I will destroy.
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Your neighbors let you
hang out with them?
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I'm basically the social glue
of our floor.
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[gasps] Oh, God,
is that my yearbook?
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Dang, y'all had some big hair.
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You're gonna talk to me
about big hair?
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You think it's big now,
wait till it gets humid.
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Okay, so, uh,
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when do I get to see
your yearbook?
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Actually...
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I dropped out
my senior year.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry for not
telling you sooner.
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No, it's okay.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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So what other secrets
are you hiding from me?
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You got a wife
and kids?
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No.
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But I'm not really 21.I'm 17.
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[laughing]
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What the...
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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It ain't that big
of a deal.
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I just slept
with a 17-year-old.
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If you were a guy,
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you'd think that was cool.
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I can't believe you lied to me.
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Only 'cause I like you.
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Get out.
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Come on, I'm the same guy
I was five minutes ago.
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Yeah, a liar.
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You lied to me about your age.
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Yeah, and then I felt
really bad about it,
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and I told you the truth.
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'Cause you're
more mature than me.
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Go.
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Can I at least
put on my shoes?
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No.
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[door opens, slams closed]
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Where do you go?
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U.T.
Austin,
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great city. You must have fun.
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Yeah. It's one big party.
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So, did you guys get,
like, assigned
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to look after Sheldon
or something?
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No, he ended up
in the room next door.
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So we took him in, like a dog.
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Him being so young
isn't, like, weird?
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I'm basically 50.
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And we're basically 12,
so it all works out.
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[chuckles]
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You good for D&D on Friday?
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It's the only day
Abby can make it.
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There's an Abby?
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She only likes them as a friend.
She made that very clear.
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So clear.
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Do you play D&D?
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No. I actually just
sit in my dorm room and study
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because I have no friends.
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That's a bummer.
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Yeah.
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I think
I'm gonna go.
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Bye.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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You should
go after her.
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Why? She's a bummer,
you just said so.
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Here you go.
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I'm still working
on this one.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, I'm sure
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someone here
will drink it.
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[chuckles]
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You keep saying you're okay.
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Are you?
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I'm better than okay.
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Great. Glad to hear it.
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You know what it's like?
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You see these peanuts?
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Two of them stuck together
in the shell.
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Trapped.
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And then, you look here
at this one,
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all on its own.
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Solo.
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Happy.
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So, you're a solo peanut?
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Mm, damn straight.
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As a matter of fact...
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Enjoy your freedom.
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Well, if you're happy,
I'm happy.
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I am.
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Maybe not as happy as this
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threesome going on here.
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Mom.[chuckles]
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[door opens, closes]
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SHELDON:Can you settle
an argument?
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I said you're fine. Darren
and Oscar said you're not fine.
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Why wouldn't I be fine?
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I'm completely alone,
and the one person
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I thought would understand
is having the time of his life.
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So... just to clarify...?
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They're right, you're wrong.Dang it.
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How do you have
more friends than me?
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I don't know.
I don't even want them.
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I thought that college was gonna
be this amazing experience,
264
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:02,689
but I hate it.
265
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,299
You're doing
such interesting work
266
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,909
with Professor Patterson.
267
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,345
What, you really think
he wants
268
00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:08,956
to take suggestions
from me?
269
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,001
I'm not even a woman in science.
270
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,134
I'm a little girl in science.
271
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,919
They just trot me out like the
novelty act to help get funding.
272
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,921
They did that to me here, too.
273
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,793
They did?
274
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,665
Yes, and I was very rude
to the donor.
275
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,929
[chuckles] You're kidding.
What happened?
276
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,062
He appreciated my honesty, gave
the school a bunch of money.
277
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,107
Of course he did.
278
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,805
I got to go.
279
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,067
Mona's probably freaking out
280
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,286
because instead of friends,
I have a Mona.
281
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,333
[door opens, closes]Bye.
282
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,693
Oh, for God's sake,
283
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:51,912
take off that
stupid Ballard shirt.
284
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,522
Oh, look, Connie's here.
285
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,263
[sighs] She's upset about Dale.
286
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,353
I ain't upset about jack squat.
287
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,834
Let's just eat.
288
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,400
Without praying?
289
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,054
[chuckles]
290
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,403
How silly of me.
291
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,492
You all right?
292
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,973
Well, she's had a whole beer,
so who knows.
293
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,584
Mother.Can we just pray?
294
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:13,890
[sighs]
295
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,936
Bless us Lord for the food
we are about to receive
296
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,155
and bless the hands
that prepared it.
297
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,158
And forgive me for that beer.
My mother made me do it. Amen.
298
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,377
Snitch.
299
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,987
And by the way,
300
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:27,251
you can tell your friend Dale
that I want my stuff back.
301
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,166
I'm not getting
in the middle of this.
302
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,647
'Cause I left my purple bra
over at his place.
303
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,866
I want a purple bra.
304
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,345
Oh, Lord.And if I'm gonna
305
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,304
start dating again,
306
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,697
I'm gonna need that.
307
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,394
Somebody else
needs to talk.
308
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,613
Did you know that Leonard Nimoy
takes pictures of...
309
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,745
Georgie?
310
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,355
What?Surprised you're here.
311
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,009
Figured you'd be out
with your little girlfriend.
312
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,445
Well, I'm not.
313
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,446
Uh-oh.
314
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,796
Did somebody find out
315
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,014
how old you are?
316
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,450
Ooh, what does
that mean?
317
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,278
I don't want to
talk about it.
318
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,803
What it means is,
your brother over here
319
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,500
has been going out
with an older woman
320
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,371
and lying about his age.
321
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,895
Georgie.
322
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,070
It don't matter.
323
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,593
I told her the truth,
and she dumped me.
324
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,291
I can relate.
A young lady brought chaos
325
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,902
into my life
as well today.
326
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,904
What happened?SHELDON: Paige was visiting
327
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,775
the university and got mad
that I have college friends
328
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:13,907
and she doesn't.
329
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:17,171
You're drunk,
Sheldon has friends.
330
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,650
This a crazy-ass dinner.
331
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,749
Georgie ain't here.
332
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,924
I came to talk to you.
333
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,055
Could you please take your voice
334
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,404
down just a notch?
335
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,797
Why? You don't want
anyone to hear?
336
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,233
No, I'm a little
hungover.
337
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,279
[rattles loudly]
338
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,281
How could you not tell me
he was 17?
339
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:43,284
Look, I did tell him to tell you
before things went too far.
340
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,025
Well, they did go
too far.
341
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,287
Well, I get it.
Men are the worst.
342
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,941
I'm going through
stuff myself.
343
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:51,466
We are not bonding
over this.Listen. Just calm down.
344
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,163
Don't tell me
to calm down!
345
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,776
And good luck
with your hangover.
346
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,473
[clangs loudly]
347
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,479
Well, that's too bad.
348
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,481
I liked her.
349
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,309
Did you see Connie
last night?
350
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,441
Yeah, at dinner.
351
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:13,531
She say anything about me?
352
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,490
Please leave me out of this.
353
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,101
Oh, come on,
we're friends, George,
354
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,494
and I'm your boss.
355
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,846
She said she wants her bra back.
356
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,850
Uh, the purple one
that opens in the front?
357
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,112
Really don't want
to hear about this.
358
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,984
Well, you're the one
that brought it up.
359
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,160
ADULT SHELDON:
Paige made me realize
360
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:36,119
that maybe I wasn't the loner
I thought I was.
361
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,774
Maybe I was a social butterfly,
362
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,037
or a social animal less
horrifying than a butterfly.
363
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,997
Get it off the screen.
364
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,042
But the point is,
365
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,696
I was becoming a people person.
366
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,177
You again?
367
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,483
Well, hello to you, too.
368
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,224
[sighs]
369
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,749
I thought you were
going back to Austin?
370
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,403
Uh, I'm not
going back.
371
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,015
I'm gonna drop out.
372
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,365
What? Where will you go?
373
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,717
I was thinking here,
in your dorm.
374
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,501
Here?
375
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,503
Well, I mean, just
for a couple days
376
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,331
until I can figure out
how to tell my mom.
377
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,029
I don't know.
378
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,117
Please?
379
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,032
I don't have
anywhere else to go,
380
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,207
and...
381
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,558
as embarrassing
as this is to admit...
382
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,213
you're the only person
who can help me right now.
383
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,128
[sighs]
384
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,390
Okay.
385
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,609
Thanks.
386
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,176
It's the least I can do.
387
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,135
My life is going
so much better than yours.
388
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,749
Hey.
389
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,272
Nice of you to show up.
390
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,796
Broom closet, now.
391
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,280
So...
392
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,413
your little girlfriend
Mandy came by today,
393
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,068
and she is pissed.
394
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,896
This is what I get
for telling her.
395
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,202
No, this is what you get
for lying to her.
396
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,812
I don't need you
yelling at me, too.
397
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,250
Well, she was yelling at me,
so now I'm yelling at you.
398
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,643
Just because you're
having men problems,
399
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,254
please don't
take it out on me.
400
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,606
All I'm saying
401
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,390
is you really messed up.
402
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,089
I apologized. Why are we
still talking about this?
403
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,090
Georgie, just think
404
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,395
how you'd feel
if someday
405
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,832
somebody did that
to your sister.
406
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,143
[door closes]
407
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:29,841
Missy?
408
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,234
'Sup?
409
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,236
Can I borrow one
of your Sassymagazines?
410
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,934
I knew it.
411
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,806
Okay, look, I'm cool with this,
but do not tell Dad.
412
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,503
Tell him what?
413
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,027
Paige is staying
in my dorm room,
414
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,029
and I'm making her
a care package.
415
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,466
Why?She wants to
drop out of college,
416
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,989
and she hasn't
told her parents yet.
417
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,599
And she came to you?
418
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,645
She said I'm the only one
who would understand.
419
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,821
Do you?Nope.
420
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,824
Here you go.
421
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,043
There's an article about what
422
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,435
your lip gloss flavor
says about you.
423
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,437
I'm sweet and fun
like a strawberry.
424
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,438
I don't care.
425
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,831
What else you bringing her?
426
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,616
Toothbrush, toothpaste,
pajamas,
427
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,009
and these
feminine napkins.
428
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,446
Is one box enough?Should be plenty.
429
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,448
I hope so.
She's been awfully moody.
430
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,974
Maybe you aren't the best person
to be handling this.
431
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,627
Agreed, but I'm all she's got.
432
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,543
I feel like you should tell Mom.
433
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,023
I promised I wouldn't.
434
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,460
I know, but this sounds serious.
435
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,507
I got her a toothbrush and
lady pads, what more can I do?
436
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,336
[sighs]
437
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,164
GEORGE SR.:
All right. I'll see you there.
438
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,904
Bye.
439
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,297
Where you going?
440
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:37,083
To meet Dale at the bar. [sighs]
441
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,042
I really don't want to hear
about this relationship anymore.
442
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,783
At least he talks about it.
443
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,307
My mom just wants to drink
and pretend she's fine.
444
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,048
That sounds great.
445
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,832
Hey, maybe you and I can switch.
446
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,226
I'll-I'll finish the dishes,
you go hang out with Dale.
447
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,836
We can't switch.
448
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,273
Sure you can. Grab your coat.
449
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,101
Mom?
450
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,537
Yeah, baby?
451
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,409
I'm worried about Paige.
452
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,240
[whispers]: Who's Paige?
453
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,596
ADULT SHELDON: I may have
promised Paige
454
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,858
I wouldn't tell my mother.
455
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:17,079
Thankfully, Missy didn't.
456
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:22,345
I don't know what lip gloss
flavor says "mature,"
457
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,087
but that would be my sister.
458
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,047
Paige?
459
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,265
Where is she?
460
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,225
There's a note.
461
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,361
"Sheldon, thank you
for letting me stay here,
462
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,580
"but I have to go.
463
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,235
"I'm happy
you're doing well.
464
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,193
"I need to find that
for myself somewhere.
465
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,803
"I hope I can.
466
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,110
Your friend, Paige."
467
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,073
ADULT SHELDON:
After a few frantic nights,
468
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,944
Paige showed up at her mom's.
469
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,033
They had a lot to figure out.
470
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,558
Being a parent isn't easy.
471
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,908
I know I made life difficult
for my family.
472
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,607
And my own kids
do the same to me.
473
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,913
Just yesterday,
I had to take my son Leonard
474
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,350
to the skate park,
475
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,266
like a regular park
isn't bad enough.
476
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:16,399
It's safe to say,
having children
477
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,922
is challenging.
478
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,757
Can we talk?
479
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,411
[sighs]
480
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,152
We better.
481
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,459
What's going on?
482
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,855
I'm pregnant.
483
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,214
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