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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:52,697 What the fuck is that? - What? 2 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:57,118 Is that an egg? 3 00:01:58,203 --> 00:01:59,871 Looks just like you. 4 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,874 Yeah, they made me paint that when I signed up. 5 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,626 Some stupid clown thing. 6 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:06,836 Fuck me, clown! Fuck me, clown! 7 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:12,175 Fuck me, clown! Fuck me, clown! Come on, clown. Fuck me, clown! 8 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,676 Fuck me, I'm late. 9 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:18,264 I've gotta do some little bastard's party. I need to kit up. 10 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:24,979 Close the door, asshole! 11 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:33,530 Here comes the cake. 12 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:37,534 Here's your cake. Are you ready? Blow out the candles. 13 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,666 Nine, ten! Yes. 14 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:08,022 Yeah look, I'll be back in about an hour. Keep yourself on the boil. Aye. 15 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:13,653 What are you talking about, love? Yeah. There's some biscuits under the sink. 16 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,954 Hey, you two. Not in the house. - Go to hell. 17 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:29,335 Gimme here. - You stop it. 18 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:31,087 Stop. Will you stop! 19 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:35,800 Gimme that. 20 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,221 You can see my house from here. 21 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,352 Happy birthday. 22 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:50,106 Tom and Kate sitting in a tree 23 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:01,910 Get out of the way, you little bastards. 24 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,924 How do? - You're late. 25 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:18,760 And you're fucking ugly. Just kidding, love. 26 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:23,848 Right, it's cash up front. No dough, no show. 27 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:29,687 Right, here he is, Stitches the Clown. Whoo-hoo. 28 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,193 Everybody happy? 29 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:39,781 Is everybody happy? - You're an asshole, you big dumb clown. 30 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:42,283 Get on with the show, you loser. 31 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,786 Yes. 32 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,038 Bastards. 33 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,998 Right, who's the birthday boy? 34 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,095 It's a clown. - That's gonna be worth nothing. 35 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:03,680 That's plastic. 36 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:08,851 Right, the hat of mystery. 37 00:05:09,769 --> 00:05:14,023 Who, empty hat. Empty 38 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:17,819 Now that's what I'm talking about. 39 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,739 What you want to see? - A stegosaurus. 40 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:25,493 The balloons for the dinosaurs are extinct. You can have a dog. 41 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:28,621 I don't want a dog. I want a stegosaurus. - Shut it you. 42 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:31,541 You shut it. You're not my dad. Shut up. - I might be. 43 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:35,670 Right, here we go. - What is that even supposed to be? 44 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:40,758 It's a bloody velociraptor, isn't it? Look, there's a bit there. 45 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:43,761 Bastard. 46 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:48,182 Fall in, men, fall in. At ease. Attention. 47 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:52,562 You're rubbish. - I hate this trick. 48 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,358 Can this guy juggle? 49 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,821 How could your mother get this guy? 50 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:08,953 Right, kids. Now it's time for Funny Bones. 51 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,371 Are you serious? 52 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:13,875 Say hello, Funny Bones. "Hello Funny Bones." 53 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:15,543 Goodbye, Funny Bones. 54 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:20,214 Nice one. - You are so violent. 55 00:06:20,298 --> 00:06:22,717 Here it is. Juggling. 56 00:06:31,893 --> 00:06:33,311 Throw it at him. 57 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:44,155 Finally this clown does something good. 58 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,808 You bastard. 59 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:02,191 OK, anybody want 60 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:26,007 Get out of my way, bitch. 61 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,165 Try and get some sleep. 62 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:20,097 You are not our charge. 63 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:25,895 But hear this. A clown that doesn't finish a party can never rest in peace. 64 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:32,193 And the joke is never as funny the second time round. 65 00:11:56,050 --> 00:12:00,262 Six o'clock in the morning? Couldn't you have found an earlier flight, Denise? 66 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:03,307 I don't know how I'm gonna stay awake in the meeting. 67 00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:07,937 No, don't worry. I know my way around London. 68 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,274 Yeah, happier times. Anyway, I better go. All right, bye. 69 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,152 Well, all under control. 70 00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:19,990 Looks good. 71 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,163 You OK? 72 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:30,543 Yeah, just homework. I got a maths test on Friday. 73 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,170 And you're not gonna be here for my birthday. 74 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,923 Oi, you little shit. 75 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,344 Tom, I'm sorry, but if I don't go, they'll send Bernie, 76 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:43,305 and I can't lose any more hours to that cunt. 77 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:46,434 If you're worried about being on your own, call one of your friends? 78 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,936 Ask them to come over. - I'll think about it. 79 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,358 What's the matter? 80 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,695 I don't like the look of it. 81 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,183 Happy birthday. 82 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:10,142 Do you have your lunches, honey? - Yes, Mom. Just shut up. 83 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:16,357 How's it going? You all right? - Don't bother. 84 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:21,946 Yeah, gagging for it. - Yeah, gagging for nothing. Get a grip. 85 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,239 Cock-fucking bitch. 86 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,452 Wanker. - Twat. 87 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:32,706 Prick. 88 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,507 Kate, you should've been there. Jammed four hours straight last night. 89 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:45,386 Fintan described one of my solos as "brainal penetration". 90 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:48,180 I played so hard you couldn't hear the rest of the band. 91 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:51,267 I'm thinking of changing our band name to 'Dan'. 92 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:55,312 Fintan was so moved by a solo that he wept four hours. 93 00:14:55,396 --> 00:15:00,276 We had to play without a drummer. I just worked the bass drum on my foot. 94 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:05,656 Still, I wish my number one groupie could've been there. 95 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:09,201 Hey, not in school. And I'm not your groupie. 96 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:14,039 So you gonna get a phone? Ring me maybe? - I've got three phones. 97 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:16,417 You were supposed to ring about eight. - I was busy. 98 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:22,339 Yeah, obviously listening to your solos. - And working a bass drum with my foot. 99 00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:26,427 I'm really sick of you not calling, so maybe you should sit that out. 100 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:32,224 OK, I'll just see you later. - I'll 101 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,852 Kate? 102 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:41,692 Hey, Tom, can I have that homework? English class, five minutes. Please. 103 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,362 I haven't done it. 104 00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:49,450 Come on, baby, you scratch my back, I'll scratch your back. 105 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,121 If that's OK with you? - I'd really rather you didn't. 106 00:15:54,204 --> 00:16:00,127 I think, Tom, we're still mates, aren't we? 107 00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:06,467 Sorry there, fuck-face. I mean apologies, old bean. 108 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,347 Ta-ra for now, love. 109 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:20,564 OK, settle down. Page 36. 110 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,445 Try and answer a couple of them on your own this time. 111 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,740 Who's the new chick? - She's not new. That's Marry. 112 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,743 Mary? You're fucking shitting me. 113 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:38,415 What the fuck? - You seen Monster Munch Mary? 114 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:42,544 Yeah, she hasn't been Monster Munch Mary since last summer. 115 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:46,090 She went to boot camp or took a massive shit or something. 116 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,114 Hey, are you doing anything this weekend, on Saturday? 117 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,490 No. 118 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:14,743 Maybe you could come around. We could have a couple of beers. 119 00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,037 I've got a box set of Vin Diesel movies. 120 00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:20,290 Hold on. You have a free house? - But not like that. 121 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,459 Who's coming? - No one, just you. 122 00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:29,550 What about Richie and Bulger? - No, two's company. Three's a party. 123 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:34,096 Did someone say "party"? - Party? Will there be cake? 124 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,724 There's not fucking party. 125 00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,767 No talking. 126 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,980 No talking in class. 127 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:04,877 Oh fuck! 128 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:13,761 And here we have the male reproductive organ. 129 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,809 Presto. - Oh my God, look how small that is. 130 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,564 Give me back my dick. 131 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,321 Give me it back. 132 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,157 Your time is up, Tom. 133 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:41,205 Your time is up. Please hand in your papers, ladies and gentlemen. 134 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:46,627 Thank you again for your sterling efforts. That will be all for today. 135 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:50,881 Blondie, more of a stretch here. Lose those pounds. You've put too many on. 136 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,802 Scarecrow, come on. Do something there. You in the pink, you sissy, move. 137 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,929 Betty Boo, more of an effort into that. 138 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,640 Come on, Fatso. Get a move on there, Specky. 139 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:03,560 Here, what are you doing standing? Get a move on it. That's very good. 140 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:08,190 You do that. Hey Magic, get rid of that fucking ball and start stretching. 141 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,984 Yeah. What the 142 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:20,702 Are you ordering food online again? - No. 143 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,791 Of all the people to have a free house and he doesn't wanna have a party. 144 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,918 Vinny, give him a break. - Why? 145 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,296 Because it's his birthday this weekend. 146 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,299 It's his birthday this weekend? - Yeah. 147 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:35,968 Like this weekend coming? 148 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:39,179 Yes, this weekend coming. It's his birthday. 149 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,100 And garlic bread. 150 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,687 I was thinking, this weekend, total surprise party for Tom. 151 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,774 Dude, that's like flashing a strobe light at an epileptic. Can't do it. 152 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,609 Let's get it on. 153 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,366 Bulger, gimme the ball. 154 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,252 Earth to Tom. Wake up, you lazy bastard. 155 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,467 Dude, you should have this party. - No. 156 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:23,098 Kate and Dan are at breaking point. You can put that six year boner to use. 157 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,559 Don't say anything. Just think about it. 158 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,728 You're a legend, Tom. 159 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,564 Shoot it, Tom. - Shoot it. Come on. 160 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,750 Wait, wait, wait. 161 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:20,173 Vinny. Richie. Bulger. 162 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,678 Holy shit. It's on. - It's on. 163 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,013 It's actually happening? - Yep. 164 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,223 Oh my God. This is amazing. 165 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,559 There'll be cake and everything, Bulger. - Whatever. 166 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,687 Tom, are we doing presents? You know I don't do that sort of thing. 167 00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:54,374 You, Kate. What did I tell you about wearing those boots in school? 168 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,376 Not to. - Not to. 169 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:59,004 Footwear is supposed to be black or brown. 170 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,839 How's it a uniform if there's a choice? 171 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:04,926 This isn't a conversation. I'm not asking you. What are you now? Emo? 172 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,013 You'll dye you hair pink next, and a nose ring. 173 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,432 And then there'll be the drugs. And five years down the line... 174 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,935 you're in a bedsit by yourself eating your own hair. 175 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:17,647 Oh, it's funny. Laugh it up. That tickled you, did it? 176 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:21,693 4a. Four o'clock. Detained. I'll be in to check on you. 177 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,487 You're not laughing now. And here. 178 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:27,449 If I catch you with those boots again, it'll be a letter home. 179 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,910 Hey! 180 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:36,333 He's such an asshole. 181 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,668 Hi, Kate. - Oh, hi. 182 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,463 How you doing? - I just got detention. 183 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:46,093 Remember that time in Mrs Burke's class when she gave us detention for laughing? 184 00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:49,679 I've got something for you. 185 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,106 Having a party? - Yeah. 186 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:02,943 I don't know about this Saturday yet. I might be going out. 187 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,529 Oh right, with friends. 188 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:11,326 Yeah, just some of the girls. - Well, you can invite them, too. 189 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,870 There's plenty of room. - Yeah? 190 00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:18,166 Sure. - OK. I'll say it to them and see. 191 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:23,839 Dress code for Saturday is smart casual, so I don't want to see those shoes, 192 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,590 or I'll be sending a letter home to your mammy. 193 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,138 7B. Mr Cliffords, maths, yeah? 194 00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:33,640 Yes, sir. - Chop chop, yeah? 195 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,517 You little fucker, you. 196 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:07,799 It was completely off-key. Why are you still here? 197 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:11,803 Jesus, didn't mean to scare you, Tom. 198 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,723 Looking very sharp. Any plans for the weekend? 199 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,934 None yet. - Are you gonna play that card? 200 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:24,691 Well, we saw the event page. You invited everyone to come on My Face. 201 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:28,904 No, I didn't do that. 202 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,947 Are you lying to me? - No. 203 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:34,951 I can see it in your beady fucking posh eyes. You're lying, Tom. 204 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:39,122 Me and the ATB will come to your house. Do you know who the ATB are? 205 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:45,003 All the boys. All the fucking boys. 206 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:50,884 Come on, Sarah. Give 'Thomas the Tank Engine' his birthday present. 207 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:02,854 Birthday bashings. - You're OK, Tommy. See you Saturday. 208 00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:06,316 I bet you wouldn't even know how to kiss a girl. 209 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:10,362 If you saw a girl's gash, you'd put a plaster on it. 210 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:21,790 All right, man? - What have been saying about my party? 211 00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:24,793 Spreading the word. You have 32 friends already. 212 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:30,090 I don't even know 32 people. - You will. Trust me. It's gonna be good. 213 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,424 Yeah? 214 00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:58,451 Not the same shitty bike again. 215 00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:15,260 Bring on the chuck. 216 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,764 Hey! Hurry up, Bulger, you fat fuck. 217 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:45,266 Party. Woo-hoo! - Someone's got a bit of drink. 218 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,811 This place brings back memories. 219 00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:49,396 Nice. - Yeah. 220 00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:51,523 There's Bulger. - There he is. 221 00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:54,651 Hurry guys. Let's go. We've work to do. - Nice. 222 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:04,285 Three hours to go. Let's get to work. - Relax. We just got in the door. 223 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:08,123 Richie, where's the peanuts? You forgot them, didn't you? 224 00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:11,167 Richie, shut up. Get you head in the game. 225 00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:25,598 Tom, this is easy. Righty tighty, lefty loosey. 226 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:29,102 Richie, that needs to go higher. You have it arse ways. 227 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,688 Fuck off. - No, you fuck off, Richie. 228 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:34,649 Righty tighty, lefty loosey. 229 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:37,861 What are you doing? 230 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:41,614 Blow these up. Can someone cover up those bins? They look terrible. 231 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:48,121 Did you get the crepe paper? - I bought skins. 232 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:50,415 You bought skins? - That what you meant? 233 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:51,791 No, I meant crepe paper. 234 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:55,503 But don't worry. It's only been his first party in like six years. 235 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:03,470 Good work. - Now all we need is some bodies. 236 00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,847 Bring on the fanny fest. 237 00:30:56,231 --> 00:31:00,068 Oh, sorry. Sorry, ladies. You having a good night? 238 00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:03,363 Uh, yes. Thanks. - I'm Richie. What's your name? 239 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,412 Wanker. 240 00:31:11,746 --> 00:31:16,918 It's OK. Aside from the random nobodies and all the ugly people. 241 00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:21,005 Well, no, I look fierce, but the rest of them, please. 242 00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:29,681 Oh my God. Just a random uglier in the shortest dress ever. 243 00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:32,267 You can practically see her thing. 244 00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:50,326 Lots of people here. - It's deadly. 245 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:53,204 Is it? - Yeah. 246 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,582 Have you seen Kate? - No. Oh my God, there she is. 247 00:31:57,208 --> 00:32:00,378 What's going on? - She's too good for you. 248 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:03,840 No, no. When she's had a few drinks, I'm telling you - Whatever. 249 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,384 Those blow-job lips will be gagging for mickey. 250 00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:10,638 Here, lads, group shot. Let me see those fuck faces. 251 00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,641 Bulger, that's a fuck face? 252 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,562 Did you get the fairy lights? 253 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:20,690 Oh God. Delete that. I've such a double chin. 254 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,942 Fuck's sake, Tom. You need to relax, man. 255 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:26,029 Sorry. Relax. - Chill. 256 00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:54,474 It's time to party. 257 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,685 Nice shot. 258 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:09,530 I picked up a sniper and took all three of their heads off. Boom, straight away. 259 00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:12,659 It was incredible. I'd never done that before. 260 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:16,329 I ran into the pit, and one picked up the over shield. 261 00:33:16,412 --> 00:33:20,541 And I jumped on his head three times. Assassinated him. It was incredible. 262 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:23,211 Hash cookie? - No. They give me the shits. 263 00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:27,715 Up the lift, spin around, get the other in the head. You're not listening, are you? 264 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:01,541 Dude, gimme that cookie. 265 00:34:01,624 --> 00:34:05,294 I ate it. - You ate the whole thing? 266 00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:10,842 Jesus, man, that's like the equivalent of like 40 joints. 267 00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:13,094 You're gonna be so fucked up. 268 00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:16,764 You better hope Kate doesn't arrive in the next hour. Seriously. 269 00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:19,225 Shit. 270 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:06,397 Tom, are you OK? - I can't. What? 271 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:09,317 Kate's here, by the way. - Where? 272 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,485 She's coming now. 273 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,698 Hey, guys- - Hey. 274 00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,994 I have to go do stuff. 275 00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:25,249 Hi, Kate. I love your hair. - Come on, Bulger. Let's dance. 276 00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:27,960 It's a great party. 277 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:34,801 I ate a cookie. - Tom, are you stoned? 278 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:38,304 High? Me? No. 279 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:45,311 Yeah. But you made it. That's great. - I didn't know you knew so many people. 280 00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:49,690 Yeah. Thanks for coming. - Fuck you. 281 00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:53,528 That's Jeff. Funny guy. 282 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,407 I need some water. 283 00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:04,664 Oh, I missed you. 284 00:36:05,915 --> 00:36:10,461 Kate, I missed you, too. - I meant with the drink. 285 00:36:31,691 --> 00:36:36,612 I can't stand him. He sits beside me in English. He's such a fucking idiot. 286 00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:38,656 And that pubic beard. He needs to shave. 287 00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:42,410 White socks with black shoes. I don't fucking think so. 288 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,621 It ain't '92, aye? 289 00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:53,129 Oh, man, look. Here she is. 290 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:57,008 Oh, she's so fucking hot. Look, look, look. 291 00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,427 Shake it, baby. Yeah. Shake it. 292 00:36:59,802 --> 00:37:01,846 Working it. - She's gonna get it tonight. 293 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:05,391 There's more a chance of me going on a diet. Seriously. 294 00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:07,560 Things are about to get romantic. 295 00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:10,813 Vinny, you're as romantic as a wank in Funderland. 296 00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:12,982 Lads, I need a wing man. 297 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:18,237 Go. 298 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,949 Hey. - This is Tom. It's his party. 299 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:24,327 Hey. Thanks for coming. - Yeah, thanks. 300 00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:30,791 Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 301 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,756 You want your picture taken? Yeah, you do. Come on. 302 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:41,552 Just a little over this way. Ok? Yeah. Nice. 303 00:37:41,886 --> 00:37:44,055 He's taking her picture. - I see. 304 00:37:44,639 --> 00:37:48,893 How are we? - Hi, Dan. Thanks for coming. 305 00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:50,186 Wouldn't have missed this. 306 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:53,814 Would not have missed it. Nice decorations. 307 00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:58,945 Quite a little shindig you got here. You pulled out all the stops, didn't you? 308 00:37:59,028 --> 00:38:00,905 Well done. - Yeah. 309 00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:05,910 Look. There are some of your friends over there. 310 00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:11,332 You want me to go? - No, don't be silly. 311 00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:15,670 Yeah, Tom, don't be silly. You don't have to go. 312 00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:19,548 Don't be silly. - Fine. 313 00:38:56,752 --> 00:38:59,880 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 314 00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:18,774 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 315 00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:24,030 Look at the face on him. - It's only Paul, you dope. 316 00:39:24,113 --> 00:39:27,033 I'm gonna kill you, Tommy boy. - Cop on, you dick. 317 00:39:27,116 --> 00:39:28,451 Fuck off. 318 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,828 Tom, are you OK? 319 00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:37,710 Nice one, guys. - Not our fault he can't take a joke. 320 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:41,255 I'll slap that smile off your face, you knacker bitch. 321 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,507 Fight! Fight! Fight! 322 00:39:57,313 --> 00:40:02,443 Oh babe, come over here. We'll have a bit of a cat fight. OMG, little pussy. 323 00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:07,448 Babe, your just a pigeon in a tacky frock - Bitch, I don't wanna talk, poodle face. 324 00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:10,993 Babe, you're easier to get into than community college, so leave. 325 00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,787 Fuck you. - Fuck you, Sarah. 326 00:40:12,912 --> 00:40:15,122 Wait, the whole party already has. 327 00:40:15,206 --> 00:40:16,457 That's enough, Bulger. 328 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:20,920 You and the prick just leave because no one likes you. 329 00:40:21,712 --> 00:40:23,714 Where's the first aid kit? - In the pantry. 330 00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:26,175 You have a pantry? I'm on it. 331 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:33,808 Torn! 332 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,107 He went that way, love. 333 00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:49,281 Kate! Where did you put that bottle of vodka? 334 00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:52,743 Is it in your bag? Kate? 335 00:40:54,537 --> 00:40:56,956 All right, I'll see you later. 336 00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:20,354 Bingo. 337 00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,232 My favourite. 338 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:31,532 Are you OK? 339 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:49,508 How's your head? - It's fine. 340 00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:55,973 Remember we used to come up here? 341 00:41:57,266 --> 00:41:59,018 This is the crows nest. 342 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,022 Do you still use it? 343 00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:08,736 Tom, what the fuck? - What? 344 00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:12,698 Why is the telescope pointing at my house? 345 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:14,158 Pervert. - No. 346 00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:17,411 I was up here the other night looking at the graveyard, 347 00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:19,580 and I saw your light come on. 348 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:23,250 I turned the telescope around and saw you in your room. 349 00:42:23,334 --> 00:42:29,089 You were a bit mad about something. 350 00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:34,220 You were wearing clothes anyway. That's all I saw. I swear. 351 00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:39,141 Why were you looking at the graveyard in the first place? 352 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:45,981 Open up before I fucking piss in clown pants. Fuck's sake! 353 00:42:46,065 --> 00:42:48,067 Go upstairs, you clown. - Fuck you. 354 00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:09,380 I know how this sounds, but the night of Stitches' funeral I went to the graveyard, 355 00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:13,300 and I saw this ancient ritual thing in the clown crypt. 356 00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:16,053 It freaked me out. 357 00:43:18,222 --> 00:43:19,765 You think I'm nuts, don't you? 358 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:24,395 No. - Anyway, I'm not a peeping Tom. 359 00:43:27,481 --> 00:43:29,149 I'm just a mental Tom. 360 00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:33,487 You're not the only one who's screwed up. All of us turned out odd. 361 00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:55,843 Where's the fucking zip? 362 00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:00,806 Not again. 363 00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:18,073 No one would believe me, so I started researching everything on clowns. 364 00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:24,538 I thought if I found something out about that ritual, I could prove it happened. 365 00:44:24,955 --> 00:44:29,501 Clowns have been around for centuries. I've got stuff on Mediaeval jesters, 366 00:44:29,752 --> 00:44:34,006 Pueblo Indian Delight Makers, ancient Egyptian rib tickling ceremonies, 367 00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:37,509 the Feast of Fools, the right of Osseous Humours 368 00:44:40,763 --> 00:44:45,267 I never found anything. It was all in my head. 369 00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:48,103 What are these? 370 00:44:48,187 --> 00:44:52,191 When a person becomes a clown, they have to paint their face on an egg. 371 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:57,321 They call it the Spiritus Singularum, the Uniqueness of Spirit. 372 00:44:57,571 --> 00:45:00,115 Nobody knows where the tradition comes from. 373 00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:03,202 It's been around for as long as the clowns have. 374 00:45:26,475 --> 00:45:28,352 Paul. 375 00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:54,169 He just can't compete. She's with you. She feels sorry for him. That's all. 376 00:45:54,253 --> 00:45:56,004 Aw, tastes like piss. 377 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,428 Is there any more? 378 00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:06,557 Up to your old tricks again, Paul? 379 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,561 Who the fuck are you? 380 00:46:14,273 --> 00:46:17,359 Maybe this trick will jog your memory. 381 00:46:28,287 --> 00:46:29,329 My fucking ear! 382 00:46:44,178 --> 00:46:45,888 You're a lucky boy, Paul. 383 00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:51,518 You've got a front row seat to my comeback show. 384 00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:55,105 Please. No. Please. 385 00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,316 That doesn't sound good. 386 00:46:58,859 --> 00:47:02,863 You must have a hair in your throat. Allow me. 387 00:47:07,326 --> 00:47:12,998 Something. It wasn't a hair. It was a little fluffy bunny. 388 00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:20,964 It was our fault he died. - It wasn't. 389 00:47:21,048 --> 00:47:24,843 Just for the record, not every party ends with a dead clown. 390 00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:56,375 This party is really kicking now. 391 00:47:57,376 --> 00:48:00,170 So, photography is your hobby, is it? 392 00:48:00,254 --> 00:48:05,175 Pretty much, kind of. You get some good results. 393 00:48:05,259 --> 00:48:09,888 Let me see. - I'm trying to see where the lads are. 394 00:48:11,390 --> 00:48:14,309 Great. - OK. 395 00:48:16,478 --> 00:48:20,065 I really like this one. This one is 396 00:48:20,148 --> 00:48:25,904 Yeah, that's of you. It's a nice picture, I guess. 397 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,450 Hey, Kate. Kate. 398 00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:33,245 Oh, excuse me. What's your problem, pale face? 399 00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:36,456 My problem is you pulling that shit with Tom, you ginger fuck. 400 00:48:36,582 --> 00:48:39,418 Fuck off. That boy needs to lighten up. 401 00:48:39,501 --> 00:48:42,129 How is pissy pants anyway? 402 00:48:42,212 --> 00:48:44,840 Up in his layer crying, drying himself off? 403 00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:48,427 It was a joke. He needs to get over that. - It wasn't a very funny joke. 404 00:48:48,510 --> 00:48:50,262 It was pretty hilarious. I was laughing. 405 00:48:59,563 --> 00:49:02,441 Have you seen Paul floating around? - Your asshole boyfriend? 406 00:49:02,524 --> 00:49:04,568 Oh. - No. 407 00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:10,365 Kate. If you wanna get to me, you're gonna have to do better than slag Paul. 408 00:49:10,449 --> 00:49:13,952 Speaking of boyfriends, what lead singer are you sleeping with nowadays? 409 00:49:14,036 --> 00:49:16,371 Changes so often. - Keeping tabs, are you? 410 00:49:16,455 --> 00:49:19,750 Well, it is difficult. It's not a one man job. 411 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:24,463 Speaking of jobs, I do hear you're more partial to the old blow job. 412 00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:29,009 What? - How else would you acquire the name 'Blow Job Kate'? 413 00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,345 Fuck! 414 00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:41,188 Sniff 'em out. 415 00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:44,376 Goodbye, Funny Bones. 416 00:50:47,629 --> 00:50:49,798 Look's like you've eaten too much, fatso. 417 00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:53,719 Paul, you dick. 418 00:50:53,802 --> 00:50:59,433 I'm not Paul. He had to head off. 419 00:50:59,808 --> 00:51:03,520 Let's see if we can find room in there for desert. 420 00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:04,646 Oh, Jesus. 421 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:26,752 Help! Help! 422 00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,645 I'm being raped by a clown! 423 00:51:46,438 --> 00:51:47,647 Help! 424 00:53:16,278 --> 00:53:19,573 Now, that's food for thought. 425 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,543 You feeling a bit peckish, fat boy? 426 00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:36,965 Do you want me to call someone? 427 00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:40,969 You're fucking disgusting. 428 00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:37,859 Paul! 429 00:54:39,027 --> 00:54:41,738 Ice cream and crisps, 430 00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:45,617 and people would say I was fat all the time. 431 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,078 Everything was just so 432 00:54:51,957 --> 00:54:55,377 Anyway, tell me something about you. 433 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:58,171 I can make a girl's nipples hard without touching. 434 00:54:58,672 --> 00:55:01,091 Bet you five quid. - What's going on here? 435 00:55:01,174 --> 00:55:03,802 He said he could make my nipples hard without touching. 436 00:55:03,885 --> 00:55:06,304 He's not messing. I've seen him practise on Bulger's moobs. 437 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,765 OK, I need to concentrate. 438 00:55:16,690 --> 00:55:18,733 Vinny! Oh my God! - Worth every penny. 439 00:55:25,907 --> 00:55:28,660 For fuck's sake, you little prick. 440 00:55:33,081 --> 00:55:34,833 Vinny. 441 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:46,845 What a perfect pair, a dick and a cunt. 442 00:55:58,023 --> 00:56:00,150 Vinny, you dickhead. 443 00:56:26,051 --> 00:56:26,718 Paul? 444 00:56:34,893 --> 00:56:36,102 Paul? 445 00:56:45,028 --> 00:56:46,780 Paul, is that you? 446 00:56:52,118 --> 00:56:53,953 Are you trying to be funny? 447 00:56:54,037 --> 00:56:57,123 This clown's not funny. 448 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,126 Not anymore. 449 00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:18,144 Pick up the phone, Vinny. 450 00:57:22,941 --> 00:57:25,944 Brace yourself. Here it comes. 451 00:57:46,756 --> 00:57:48,007 Bastard. 452 00:58:23,668 --> 00:58:26,421 Taken from behind. 453 00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:54,115 Sniff 'em out. 454 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:18,973 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 455 00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:27,190 Guys, you need to get out of here right now! 456 00:59:27,273 --> 00:59:31,653 There's a clown who died and he came back, and he's in my house right now! 457 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:33,905 You need to get out of here! 458 00:59:34,864 --> 00:59:36,616 Clown? - You're a fucking clown. 459 00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:38,910 I'm not joking. We need to go right now. 460 00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:42,080 Oh my God, you are being serious. - Piss off. 461 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,335 Vinny! - Vinny! 462 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:50,255 Vinny, I love you. - Tom, what the fuck? 463 00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:53,216 You need to get out of the house now! - What are you talking about? 464 00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:57,095 The clown's back. Get everyone together. Get dressed and get out of there. 465 00:59:57,178 --> 01:00:00,682 Calm down. It's OK. I'll be out in about five minutes. 466 01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:03,768 It's not safe, Vinny. We have to go right now! 467 01:00:04,394 --> 01:00:06,521 Shut up for a second, please. - Six minutes. 468 01:00:06,854 --> 01:00:09,315 He's ready for you, Vinny. - Listen to me! 469 01:00:09,399 --> 01:00:11,359 Go for it. - I need you, man. 470 01:00:13,319 --> 01:00:17,156 You're in there. He's ready for you, Vinny. 471 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,076 He says he'll give you a hand job for a fiver. 472 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:24,622 Vinny! - Just tell him you love him. 473 01:00:32,130 --> 01:00:35,508 Let's see how many lives you've got left. 474 01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:38,386 One, two, three, 475 01:00:38,469 --> 01:00:41,514 four, five, six, 476 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,726 seven, eight, nine. 477 01:00:47,145 --> 01:00:49,063 Dead. 478 01:00:56,029 --> 01:00:57,530 Kate. It's Stitches. - What are you talking about? 479 01:00:57,655 --> 01:00:59,824 The clown from my party, he's back. - That clown died at your party. 480 01:00:59,907 --> 01:01:02,118 No, serious. - Tom, it's Paul dressed up. 481 01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:04,871 It's not Paul. I know what I saw. Come on. 482 01:01:04,954 --> 01:01:07,081 Paul, no. - Fuck off. 483 01:01:14,505 --> 01:01:17,467 Guys, there's a killer in the house! 484 01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:20,887 Vinny's upstairs. He needs our help. - Help him get it up. 485 01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:24,807 Has anyone seen Paul, Richie or Bulger? 486 01:01:29,562 --> 01:01:34,484 So do you wanna go upstairs? - No. I don't want to encourage this shit. 487 01:01:34,567 --> 01:01:38,780 No, I mean do you want to go upstairs? 488 01:01:41,991 --> 01:01:46,120 Don't worry about her, man. She doesn't know a winner when she sees one. 489 01:01:46,204 --> 01:01:47,288 Chicks. 490 01:02:39,006 --> 01:02:40,174 Vinny? 491 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:47,390 Prick. 492 01:02:59,652 --> 01:03:01,446 We have to go now. 493 01:03:19,922 --> 01:03:23,050 Vinny, the clown is back. If you don't come now, he could kill us. 494 01:03:32,435 --> 01:03:34,437 We need to get out of here. - I'm trying to bang this chick. 495 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,689 Vinny, tell the little prick to piss off! 496 01:03:37,106 --> 01:03:40,818 You don't look happy to see me. I know what'll cheer you up. 497 01:03:56,417 --> 01:04:01,339 I saw him upstairs. You have to come now. - Vinny. Vinny. 498 01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:03,508 I'll be back in two minutes. 499 01:04:10,765 --> 01:04:13,309 Can you tell what it is yet? 500 01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:16,854 Woof. Woof. 501 01:04:22,026 --> 01:04:23,611 Dickhead. 502 01:04:25,279 --> 01:04:29,158 Say cheese. Oh, that's not my best side. 503 01:04:54,183 --> 01:04:58,729 What's happening to me? - Stop talking, big head. 504 01:05:33,180 --> 01:05:34,473 Let's get the fuck out of here. 505 01:05:34,557 --> 01:05:36,100 Put your knickers on. We're leaving. 506 01:05:36,183 --> 01:05:39,353 Vinny. Vinny. 507 01:05:39,437 --> 01:05:41,564 Mary, come on. There's a killer clown in the house. 508 01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:45,526 Is there? I'd like to meet him. Sounds like a fun guy. 509 01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:55,161 You are 16, right? I don't want to go to prison. 510 01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,210 Long time no see. 511 01:06:07,089 --> 01:06:09,258 Bastard! - Step on his head! 512 01:06:12,553 --> 01:06:15,723 Oh, for fuck's sake. 513 01:06:17,350 --> 01:06:22,063 Vinny, I'm not leaving here without Kate and the others. 514 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:45,169 Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. 515 01:06:45,252 --> 01:06:50,049 Where are you? Right, where are you? 516 01:06:50,132 --> 01:06:53,302 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 517 01:06:53,886 --> 01:06:59,517 Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. 518 01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:06,273 Come on. - No. 519 01:07:06,357 --> 01:07:08,526 Toughen up. - No. 520 01:07:09,902 --> 01:07:15,908 Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. 521 01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:21,706 Here, Tommy, Tommy. Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. 522 01:07:21,789 --> 01:07:27,628 We'll be OK in the crowd. He's not going to attack us in front of everyone. 523 01:07:29,338 --> 01:07:32,299 OK? OK. 524 01:07:40,433 --> 01:07:44,186 Where do you think you're going? - Get out of my way, you wanker. 525 01:07:48,357 --> 01:07:51,152 You're so fucking sued. My dad's a lawyer! 526 01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,243 Richie! 527 01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:03,622 Richie! 528 01:08:08,586 --> 01:08:10,421 Richie! 529 01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:24,101 Oh my God! 530 01:08:24,351 --> 01:08:28,147 Why you screaming, chunky? You clearly got the stomach for it. 531 01:08:46,123 --> 01:08:47,666 Everybody happy? 532 01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:58,010 We have to go. 533 01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,933 Blow Job Kate, get your mouth around this. 534 01:09:09,688 --> 01:09:11,982 Vinny, Kate. Kate. 535 01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:17,822 Kate, wake up. - Kiss her, Tom. Now's your chance. 536 01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:19,573 Kate! 537 01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,993 Come on! 538 01:10:15,588 --> 01:10:17,548 Déjé-motherfucking-vu. 539 01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:32,980 Where do you think you're going? 540 01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:47,286 Where are we going? - To the graveyard. 541 01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:50,456 Stitches' egg. If we can find it and break it, I think we can kill him. 542 01:11:08,682 --> 01:11:09,808 You little bastard. 543 01:11:23,155 --> 01:11:26,408 Oh, for fuck's sake. 544 01:11:44,677 --> 01:11:46,387 Come on. Hurry up. 545 01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,823 I can't stop it. 546 01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:37,998 Where are you? 547 01:13:51,053 --> 01:13:52,930 Where are you? 548 01:13:57,810 --> 01:13:59,311 Let's go. 549 01:14:10,948 --> 01:14:13,659 OK. One of us needs to stand guard. 550 01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:16,328 Inside, you'll see big shelves with hundreds of eggs on them. 551 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:18,539 Tom - Stitches' egg has his face on it. 552 01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:22,209 Tom, I don't know what's there. Just go. - Yes. 553 01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:24,837 Looks like there's a party at my house. 554 01:14:49,736 --> 01:14:50,946 Where are you? 555 01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:39,453 Tom, righty tighty, lefty loosey. 556 01:15:55,385 --> 01:15:57,054 Happy birthday, Tommy. 557 01:15:59,139 --> 01:16:01,391 It's time to cut the cake. 558 01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:05,354 Now which is funnier 559 01:16:05,437 --> 01:16:09,233 the look on your face watching her die 560 01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:14,029 or the look on her face watching you die? 561 01:16:16,949 --> 01:16:19,368 How about we flip a coin? 562 01:16:20,077 --> 01:16:23,205 Heads it's me. Tails it's her. 563 01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:26,124 That's really sick, Tom. 564 01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:28,460 I like it. 565 01:17:04,329 --> 01:17:07,457 Well, fuck me sideways. 566 01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:14,214 I never thought I'd end up with egg on my face. 567 01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:25,535 What is it? - Open it. It's a moving house gift. 568 01:18:25,619 --> 01:18:28,997 We're only moving down the road. - Just open it. 569 01:18:34,628 --> 01:18:37,422 You'll need a stronger lens if you wanna keep an eye on me. 570 01:18:37,506 --> 01:18:41,218 Not that you're in to that sort of thing. - Yeah. 571 01:18:58,485 --> 01:19:04,116 Steady. 572 01:19:10,956 --> 01:19:14,751 Steady. 573 01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:26,138 Yes. Yes. 574 01:19:33,937 --> 01:19:36,523 Everybody happy? 42654

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