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What the fuck is that?
- What?
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Is that an egg?
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Looks just like you.
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Yeah, they made me paint that
when I signed up.
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Some stupid clown thing.
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Fuck me, clown! Fuck me, clown!
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Fuck me, clown! Fuck me, clown!
Come on, clown. Fuck me, clown!
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Fuck me, I'm late.
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I've gotta do some little bastard's party.
I need to kit up.
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Close the door, asshole!
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Here comes the cake.
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Here's your cake. Are you ready?
Blow out the candles.
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Nine, ten! Yes.
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Yeah look, I'll be back in about an hour.
Keep yourself on the boil. Aye.
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What are you talking about, love? Yeah.
There's some biscuits under the sink.
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Hey, you two. Not in the house.
- Go to hell.
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Gimme here.
- You stop it.
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Stop. Will you stop!
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Gimme that.
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You can see my house from here.
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Happy birthday.
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Tom and Kate sitting in a tree
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Get out of the way, you little bastards.
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How do?
- You're late.
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And you're fucking ugly.
Just kidding, love.
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Right, it's cash up front.
No dough, no show.
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Right, here he is, Stitches the Clown.
Whoo-hoo.
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Everybody happy?
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Is everybody happy?
- You're an asshole, you big dumb clown.
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Get on with the show, you loser.
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Yes.
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Bastards.
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Right, who's the birthday boy?
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It's a clown.
- That's gonna be worth nothing.
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That's plastic.
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Right, the hat of mystery.
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Who, empty hat. Empty
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Now that's what I'm talking about.
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What you want to see?
- A stegosaurus.
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The balloons for the dinosaurs
are extinct. You can have a dog.
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I don't want a dog. I want a stegosaurus.
- Shut it you.
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You shut it. You're not my dad. Shut up.
- I might be.
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Right, here we go.
- What is that even supposed to be?
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It's a bloody velociraptor, isn't it?
Look, there's a bit there.
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Bastard.
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Fall in, men, fall in. At ease.
Attention.
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You're rubbish.
- I hate this trick.
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Can this guy juggle?
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How could your mother get this guy?
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Right, kids.
Now it's time for Funny Bones.
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Are you serious?
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Say hello, Funny Bones.
"Hello Funny Bones."
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Goodbye, Funny Bones.
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Nice one.
- You are so violent.
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Here it is. Juggling.
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Throw it at him.
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Finally this clown does something good.
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You bastard.
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OK, anybody want
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Get out of my way, bitch.
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Try and get some sleep.
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You are not our charge.
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But hear this. A clown that doesn't finish
a party can never rest in peace.
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And the joke is never as funny
the second time round.
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Six o'clock in the morning? Couldn't you
have found an earlier flight, Denise?
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I don't know how I'm gonna
stay awake in the meeting.
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No, don't worry.
I know my way around London.
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Yeah, happier times.
Anyway, I better go. All right, bye.
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Well, all under control.
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Looks good.
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You OK?
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Yeah, just homework.
I got a maths test on Friday.
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And you're not gonna be here
for my birthday.
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Oi, you little shit.
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Tom, I'm sorry, but if I don't go,
they'll send Bernie,
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and I can't lose any more hours
to that cunt.
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If you're worried about being on your own,
call one of your friends?
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Ask them to come over.
- I'll think about it.
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What's the matter?
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I don't like the look of it.
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Happy birthday.
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Do you have your lunches, honey?
- Yes, Mom. Just shut up.
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How's it going? You all right?
- Don't bother.
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Yeah, gagging for it.
- Yeah, gagging for nothing. Get a grip.
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Cock-fucking bitch.
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Wanker.
- Twat.
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Prick.
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Kate, you should've been there.
Jammed four hours straight last night.
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Fintan described one of my solos as
"brainal penetration".
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I played so hard you couldn't
hear the rest of the band.
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I'm thinking of changing
our band name to 'Dan'.
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Fintan was so moved by a solo
that he wept four hours.
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We had to play without a drummer.
I just worked the bass drum on my foot.
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Still, I wish my number one groupie
could've been there.
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Hey, not in school.
And I'm not your groupie.
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So you gonna get a phone? Ring me maybe?
- I've got three phones.
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You were supposed to ring about eight.
- I was busy.
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Yeah, obviously listening to your solos.
- And working a bass drum with my foot.
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I'm really sick of you not calling,
so maybe you should sit that out.
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OK, I'll just see you later.
- I'll
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Kate?
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Hey, Tom, can I have that homework?
English class, five minutes. Please.
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I haven't done it.
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Come on, baby, you scratch my back,
I'll scratch your back.
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If that's OK with you?
- I'd really rather you didn't.
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I think, Tom,
we're still mates, aren't we?
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Sorry there, fuck-face.
I mean apologies, old bean.
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Ta-ra for now, love.
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OK, settle down.
Page 36.
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Try and answer a couple of them
on your own this time.
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Who's the new chick?
- She's not new. That's Marry.
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Mary? You're fucking shitting me.
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What the fuck?
- You seen Monster Munch Mary?
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Yeah, she hasn't been Monster Munch Mary
since last summer.
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She went to boot camp
or took a massive shit or something.
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Hey, are you doing anything this weekend,
on Saturday?
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No.
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Maybe you could come around.
We could have a couple of beers.
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I've got a box set of Vin Diesel movies.
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Hold on. You have a free house?
- But not like that.
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Who's coming?
- No one, just you.
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What about Richie and Bulger?
- No, two's company. Three's a party.
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Did someone say "party"?
- Party? Will there be cake?
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There's not fucking party.
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No talking.
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No talking in class.
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Oh fuck!
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And here we have
the male reproductive organ.
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Presto.
- Oh my God, look how small that is.
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Give me back my dick.
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Give me it back.
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Your time is up, Tom.
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Your time is up. Please hand in
your papers, ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you again for your sterling efforts.
That will be all for today.
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Blondie, more of a stretch here.
Lose those pounds. You've put too many on.
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Scarecrow, come on. Do something there.
You in the pink, you sissy, move.
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Betty Boo, more of an effort into that.
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Come on, Fatso.
Get a move on there, Specky.
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Here, what are you doing standing?
Get a move on it. That's very good.
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You do that. Hey Magic, get rid of
that fucking ball and start stretching.
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Yeah. What the
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Are you ordering food online again?
- No.
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Of all the people to have a free house
and he doesn't wanna have a party.
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Vinny, give him a break.
- Why?
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Because it's his birthday this weekend.
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It's his birthday this weekend?
- Yeah.
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Like this weekend coming?
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Yes, this weekend coming.
It's his birthday.
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And garlic bread.
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I was thinking, this weekend,
total surprise party for Tom.
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Dude, that's like flashing a strobe light
at an epileptic. Can't do it.
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Let's get it on.
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Bulger, gimme the ball.
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Earth to Tom.
Wake up, you lazy bastard.
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Dude, you should have this party.
- No.
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Kate and Dan are at breaking point.
You can put that six year boner to use.
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Don't say anything.
Just think about it.
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You're a legend, Tom.
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Shoot it, Tom.
- Shoot it. Come on.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Vinny. Richie. Bulger.
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Holy shit. It's on.
- It's on.
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It's actually happening?
- Yep.
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Oh my God. This is amazing.
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There'll be cake and everything, Bulger.
- Whatever.
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Tom, are we doing presents?
You know I don't do that sort of thing.
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You, Kate. What did I tell you about
wearing those boots in school?
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Not to.
- Not to.
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Footwear is supposed to be black or brown.
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How's it a uniform if there's a choice?
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This isn't a conversation. I'm not asking
you. What are you now? Emo?
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You'll dye you hair pink next,
and a nose ring.
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And then there'll be the drugs.
And five years down the line...
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you're in a bedsit by yourself
eating your own hair.
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Oh, it's funny. Laugh it up.
That tickled you, did it?
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4a. Four o'clock. Detained.
I'll be in to check on you.
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You're not laughing now.
And here.
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If I catch you with those boots again,
it'll be a letter home.
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Hey!
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He's such an asshole.
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Hi, Kate.
- Oh, hi.
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How you doing?
- I just got detention.
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Remember that time in Mrs Burke's class
when she gave us detention for laughing?
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I've got something for you.
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Having a party?
- Yeah.
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I don't know about this Saturday yet.
I might be going out.
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Oh right, with friends.
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Yeah, just some of the girls.
- Well, you can invite them, too.
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There's plenty of room.
- Yeah?
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Sure.
- OK. I'll say it to them and see.
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Dress code for Saturday is smart casual,
so I don't want to see those shoes,
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or I'll be sending a
letter home to your mammy.
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7B. Mr Cliffords, maths, yeah?
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Yes, sir.
- Chop chop, yeah?
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You little fucker, you.
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It was completely off-key.
Why are you still here?
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Jesus, didn't mean to scare you, Tom.
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Looking very sharp.
Any plans for the weekend?
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None yet.
- Are you gonna play that card?
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Well, we saw the event page.
You invited everyone to come on My Face.
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00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:28,904
No, I didn't do that.
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Are you lying to me?
- No.
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I can see it in your beady fucking
posh eyes. You're lying, Tom.
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Me and the ATB will come to your house.
Do you know who the ATB are?
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All the boys. All the fucking boys.
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Come on, Sarah. Give 'Thomas the
Tank Engine' his birthday present.
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Birthday bashings.
- You're OK, Tommy. See you Saturday.
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I bet you wouldn't even know
how to kiss a girl.
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If you saw a girl's gash,
you'd put a plaster on it.
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All right, man?
- What have been saying about my party?
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Spreading the word.
You have 32 friends already.
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I don't even know 32 people.
- You will. Trust me. It's gonna be good.
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Yeah?
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Not the same shitty bike again.
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Bring on the chuck.
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Hey! Hurry up, Bulger, you fat fuck.
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Party. Woo-hoo!
- Someone's got a bit of drink.
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This place brings back memories.
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Nice.
- Yeah.
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There's Bulger.
- There he is.
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Hurry guys. Let's go. We've work to do.
- Nice.
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Three hours to go. Let's get to work.
- Relax. We just got in the door.
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Richie, where's the peanuts?
You forgot them, didn't you?
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Richie, shut up.
Get you head in the game.
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Tom, this is easy.
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
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Richie, that needs to go higher.
You have it arse ways.
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Fuck off.
- No, you fuck off, Richie.
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Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
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What are you doing?
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Blow these up. Can someone cover up
those bins? They look terrible.
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Did you get the crepe paper?
- I bought skins.
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You bought skins?
- That what you meant?
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No, I meant crepe paper.
234
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:55,503
But don't worry. It's only been
his first party in like six years.
235
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:03,470
Good work.
- Now all we need is some bodies.
236
00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,847
Bring on the fanny fest.
237
00:30:56,231 --> 00:31:00,068
Oh, sorry. Sorry, ladies.
You having a good night?
238
00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:03,363
Uh, yes. Thanks.
- I'm Richie. What's your name?
239
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,412
Wanker.
240
00:31:11,746 --> 00:31:16,918
It's OK. Aside from the random nobodies
and all the ugly people.
241
00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:21,005
Well, no, I look fierce,
but the rest of them, please.
242
00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:29,681
Oh my God. Just a random uglier
in the shortest dress ever.
243
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:32,267
You can practically see her thing.
244
00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:50,326
Lots of people here.
- It's deadly.
245
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:53,204
Is it?
- Yeah.
246
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,582
Have you seen Kate?
- No. Oh my God, there she is.
247
00:31:57,208 --> 00:32:00,378
What's going on?
- She's too good for you.
248
00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:03,840
No, no. When she's had a few drinks,
I'm telling you - Whatever.
249
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,384
Those blow-job lips
will be gagging for mickey.
250
00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:10,638
Here, lads, group shot.
Let me see those fuck faces.
251
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,641
Bulger, that's a fuck face?
252
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,562
Did you get the fairy lights?
253
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:20,690
Oh God. Delete that.
I've such a double chin.
254
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,942
Fuck's sake, Tom.
You need to relax, man.
255
00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:26,029
Sorry. Relax.
- Chill.
256
00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:54,474
It's time to party.
257
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,685
Nice shot.
258
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:09,530
I picked up a sniper and took all three of
their heads off. Boom, straight away.
259
00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:12,659
It was incredible.
I'd never done that before.
260
00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:16,329
I ran into the pit,
and one picked up the over shield.
261
00:33:16,412 --> 00:33:20,541
And I jumped on his head three times.
Assassinated him. It was incredible.
262
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:23,211
Hash cookie?
- No. They give me the shits.
263
00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:27,715
Up the lift, spin around, get the other in
the head. You're not listening, are you?
264
00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:01,541
Dude, gimme that cookie.
265
00:34:01,624 --> 00:34:05,294
I ate it.
- You ate the whole thing?
266
00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:10,842
Jesus, man, that's like
the equivalent of like 40 joints.
267
00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:13,094
You're gonna be so fucked up.
268
00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:16,764
You better hope Kate doesn't arrive
in the next hour. Seriously.
269
00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:19,225
Shit.
270
00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:06,397
Tom, are you OK?
- I can't. What?
271
00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:09,317
Kate's here, by the way.
- Where?
272
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,485
She's coming now.
273
00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,698
Hey, guys-
- Hey.
274
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,994
I have to go do stuff.
275
00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:25,249
Hi, Kate. I love your hair.
- Come on, Bulger. Let's dance.
276
00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:27,960
It's a great party.
277
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:34,801
I ate a cookie.
- Tom, are you stoned?
278
00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:38,304
High? Me? No.
279
00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:45,311
Yeah. But you made it. That's great.
- I didn't know you knew so many people.
280
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:49,690
Yeah. Thanks for coming.
- Fuck you.
281
00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:53,528
That's Jeff. Funny guy.
282
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,407
I need some water.
283
00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:04,664
Oh, I missed you.
284
00:36:05,915 --> 00:36:10,461
Kate, I missed you, too.
- I meant with the drink.
285
00:36:31,691 --> 00:36:36,612
I can't stand him. He sits beside me
in English. He's such a fucking idiot.
286
00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:38,656
And that pubic beard.
He needs to shave.
287
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:42,410
White socks with black shoes.
I don't fucking think so.
288
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,621
It ain't '92, aye?
289
00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:53,129
Oh, man, look. Here she is.
290
00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:57,008
Oh, she's so fucking hot.
Look, look, look.
291
00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,427
Shake it, baby. Yeah. Shake it.
292
00:36:59,802 --> 00:37:01,846
Working it.
- She's gonna get it tonight.
293
00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:05,391
There's more a chance
of me going on a diet. Seriously.
294
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:07,560
Things are about to get romantic.
295
00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:10,813
Vinny, you're as romantic
as a wank in Funderland.
296
00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:12,982
Lads, I need a wing man.
297
00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:18,237
Go.
298
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,949
Hey.
- This is Tom. It's his party.
299
00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:24,327
Hey. Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, thanks.
300
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:30,791
Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
301
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,756
You want your picture taken?
Yeah, you do. Come on.
302
00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:41,552
Just a little over this way.
Ok? Yeah. Nice.
303
00:37:41,886 --> 00:37:44,055
He's taking her picture.
- I see.
304
00:37:44,639 --> 00:37:48,893
How are we?
- Hi, Dan. Thanks for coming.
305
00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:50,186
Wouldn't have missed this.
306
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:53,814
Would not have missed it.
Nice decorations.
307
00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:58,945
Quite a little shindig you got here.
You pulled out all the stops, didn't you?
308
00:37:59,028 --> 00:38:00,905
Well done.
- Yeah.
309
00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:05,910
Look. There are some of
your friends over there.
310
00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:11,332
You want me to go?
- No, don't be silly.
311
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:15,670
Yeah, Tom, don't be silly.
You don't have to go.
312
00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:19,548
Don't be silly.
- Fine.
313
00:38:56,752 --> 00:38:59,880
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
314
00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:18,774
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
315
00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:24,030
Look at the face on him.
- It's only Paul, you dope.
316
00:39:24,113 --> 00:39:27,033
I'm gonna kill you, Tommy boy.
- Cop on, you dick.
317
00:39:27,116 --> 00:39:28,451
Fuck off.
318
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,828
Tom, are you OK?
319
00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:37,710
Nice one, guys.
- Not our fault he can't take a joke.
320
00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:41,255
I'll slap that smile off your face,
you knacker bitch.
321
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,507
Fight! Fight! Fight!
322
00:39:57,313 --> 00:40:02,443
Oh babe, come over here. We'll have
a bit of a cat fight. OMG, little pussy.
323
00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:07,448
Babe, your just a pigeon in a tacky frock
- Bitch, I don't wanna talk, poodle face.
324
00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:10,993
Babe, you're easier to get into than
community college, so leave.
325
00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,787
Fuck you.
- Fuck you, Sarah.
326
00:40:12,912 --> 00:40:15,122
Wait, the whole party already has.
327
00:40:15,206 --> 00:40:16,457
That's enough, Bulger.
328
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:20,920
You and the prick just leave
because no one likes you.
329
00:40:21,712 --> 00:40:23,714
Where's the first aid kit?
- In the pantry.
330
00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:26,175
You have a pantry?
I'm on it.
331
00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:33,808
Torn!
332
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,107
He went that way, love.
333
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:49,281
Kate! Where did you put
that bottle of vodka?
334
00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:52,743
Is it in your bag? Kate?
335
00:40:54,537 --> 00:40:56,956
All right, I'll see you later.
336
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:20,354
Bingo.
337
00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,232
My favourite.
338
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:31,532
Are you OK?
339
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:49,508
How's your head?
- It's fine.
340
00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:55,973
Remember we used to come up here?
341
00:41:57,266 --> 00:41:59,018
This is the crows nest.
342
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,022
Do you still use it?
343
00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:08,736
Tom, what the fuck?
- What?
344
00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:12,698
Why is the telescope pointing at my house?
345
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:14,158
Pervert.
- No.
346
00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:17,411
I was up here the other night
looking at the graveyard,
347
00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:19,580
and I saw your light come on.
348
00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:23,250
I turned the telescope around
and saw you in your room.
349
00:42:23,334 --> 00:42:29,089
You were a bit mad about something.
350
00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:34,220
You were wearing clothes anyway.
That's all I saw. I swear.
351
00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:39,141
Why were you looking at the graveyard
in the first place?
352
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:45,981
Open up before I fucking piss
in clown pants. Fuck's sake!
353
00:42:46,065 --> 00:42:48,067
Go upstairs, you clown.
- Fuck you.
354
00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:09,380
I know how this sounds, but the night of
Stitches' funeral I went to the graveyard,
355
00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:13,300
and I saw this ancient ritual thing
in the clown crypt.
356
00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:16,053
It freaked me out.
357
00:43:18,222 --> 00:43:19,765
You think I'm nuts, don't you?
358
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:24,395
No.
- Anyway, I'm not a peeping Tom.
359
00:43:27,481 --> 00:43:29,149
I'm just a mental Tom.
360
00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:33,487
You're not the only one who's screwed up.
All of us turned out odd.
361
00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:55,843
Where's the fucking zip?
362
00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:00,806
Not again.
363
00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:18,073
No one would believe me, so I started
researching everything on clowns.
364
00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:24,538
I thought if I found something out about
that ritual, I could prove it happened.
365
00:44:24,955 --> 00:44:29,501
Clowns have been around for centuries.
I've got stuff on Mediaeval jesters,
366
00:44:29,752 --> 00:44:34,006
Pueblo Indian Delight Makers, ancient
Egyptian rib tickling ceremonies,
367
00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:37,509
the Feast of Fools,
the right of Osseous Humours
368
00:44:40,763 --> 00:44:45,267
I never found anything.
It was all in my head.
369
00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:48,103
What are these?
370
00:44:48,187 --> 00:44:52,191
When a person becomes a clown,
they have to paint their face on an egg.
371
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:57,321
They call it the Spiritus Singularum,
the Uniqueness of Spirit.
372
00:44:57,571 --> 00:45:00,115
Nobody knows
where the tradition comes from.
373
00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:03,202
It's been around
for as long as the clowns have.
374
00:45:26,475 --> 00:45:28,352
Paul.
375
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:54,169
He just can't compete. She's with you.
She feels sorry for him. That's all.
376
00:45:54,253 --> 00:45:56,004
Aw, tastes like piss.
377
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,428
Is there any more?
378
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:06,557
Up to your old tricks again, Paul?
379
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,561
Who the fuck are you?
380
00:46:14,273 --> 00:46:17,359
Maybe this trick will jog your memory.
381
00:46:28,287 --> 00:46:29,329
My fucking ear!
382
00:46:44,178 --> 00:46:45,888
You're a lucky boy, Paul.
383
00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:51,518
You've got a front row seat
to my comeback show.
384
00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:55,105
Please. No. Please.
385
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,316
That doesn't sound good.
386
00:46:58,859 --> 00:47:02,863
You must have a hair in your throat.
Allow me.
387
00:47:07,326 --> 00:47:12,998
Something. It wasn't a hair.
It was a little fluffy bunny.
388
00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:20,964
It was our fault he died.
- It wasn't.
389
00:47:21,048 --> 00:47:24,843
Just for the record,
not every party ends with a dead clown.
390
00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:56,375
This party is really kicking now.
391
00:47:57,376 --> 00:48:00,170
So, photography is your hobby, is it?
392
00:48:00,254 --> 00:48:05,175
Pretty much, kind of.
You get some good results.
393
00:48:05,259 --> 00:48:09,888
Let me see.
- I'm trying to see where the lads are.
394
00:48:11,390 --> 00:48:14,309
Great.
- OK.
395
00:48:16,478 --> 00:48:20,065
I really like this one. This one is
396
00:48:20,148 --> 00:48:25,904
Yeah, that's of you.
It's a nice picture, I guess.
397
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,450
Hey, Kate. Kate.
398
00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:33,245
Oh, excuse me.
What's your problem, pale face?
399
00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:36,456
My problem is you pulling that shit
with Tom, you ginger fuck.
400
00:48:36,582 --> 00:48:39,418
Fuck off. That boy needs to lighten up.
401
00:48:39,501 --> 00:48:42,129
How is pissy pants anyway?
402
00:48:42,212 --> 00:48:44,840
Up in his layer crying,
drying himself off?
403
00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:48,427
It was a joke. He needs to get over that.
- It wasn't a very funny joke.
404
00:48:48,510 --> 00:48:50,262
It was pretty hilarious.
I was laughing.
405
00:48:59,563 --> 00:49:02,441
Have you seen Paul floating around?
- Your asshole boyfriend?
406
00:49:02,524 --> 00:49:04,568
Oh.
- No.
407
00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:10,365
Kate. If you wanna get to me, you're gonna
have to do better than slag Paul.
408
00:49:10,449 --> 00:49:13,952
Speaking of boyfriends, what lead singer
are you sleeping with nowadays?
409
00:49:14,036 --> 00:49:16,371
Changes so often.
- Keeping tabs, are you?
410
00:49:16,455 --> 00:49:19,750
Well, it is difficult.
It's not a one man job.
411
00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:24,463
Speaking of jobs, I do hear you're
more partial to the old blow job.
412
00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:29,009
What? - How else would you acquire
the name 'Blow Job Kate'?
413
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,345
Fuck!
414
00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:41,188
Sniff 'em out.
415
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:44,376
Goodbye, Funny Bones.
416
00:50:47,629 --> 00:50:49,798
Look's like you've eaten too much, fatso.
417
00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:53,719
Paul, you dick.
418
00:50:53,802 --> 00:50:59,433
I'm not Paul.
He had to head off.
419
00:50:59,808 --> 00:51:03,520
Let's see if we can find
room in there for desert.
420
00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:04,646
Oh, Jesus.
421
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:26,752
Help! Help!
422
00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,645
I'm being raped by a clown!
423
00:51:46,438 --> 00:51:47,647
Help!
424
00:53:16,278 --> 00:53:19,573
Now, that's food for thought.
425
00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,543
You feeling a bit peckish, fat boy?
426
00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:36,965
Do you want me to call someone?
427
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:40,969
You're fucking disgusting.
428
00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:37,859
Paul!
429
00:54:39,027 --> 00:54:41,738
Ice cream and crisps,
430
00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:45,617
and people would say
I was fat all the time.
431
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,078
Everything was just so
432
00:54:51,957 --> 00:54:55,377
Anyway, tell me something about you.
433
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:58,171
I can make a girl's nipples hard
without touching.
434
00:54:58,672 --> 00:55:01,091
Bet you five quid.
- What's going on here?
435
00:55:01,174 --> 00:55:03,802
He said he could make my nipples hard
without touching.
436
00:55:03,885 --> 00:55:06,304
He's not messing. I've seen him practise
on Bulger's moobs.
437
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,765
OK, I need to concentrate.
438
00:55:16,690 --> 00:55:18,733
Vinny! Oh my God!
- Worth every penny.
439
00:55:25,907 --> 00:55:28,660
For fuck's sake, you little prick.
440
00:55:33,081 --> 00:55:34,833
Vinny.
441
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:46,845
What a perfect pair, a dick and a cunt.
442
00:55:58,023 --> 00:56:00,150
Vinny, you dickhead.
443
00:56:26,051 --> 00:56:26,718
Paul?
444
00:56:34,893 --> 00:56:36,102
Paul?
445
00:56:45,028 --> 00:56:46,780
Paul, is that you?
446
00:56:52,118 --> 00:56:53,953
Are you trying to be funny?
447
00:56:54,037 --> 00:56:57,123
This clown's not funny.
448
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,126
Not anymore.
449
00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:18,144
Pick up the phone, Vinny.
450
00:57:22,941 --> 00:57:25,944
Brace yourself. Here it comes.
451
00:57:46,756 --> 00:57:48,007
Bastard.
452
00:58:23,668 --> 00:58:26,421
Taken from behind.
453
00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:54,115
Sniff 'em out.
454
00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:18,973
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
455
00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:27,190
Guys, you need to get out
of here right now!
456
00:59:27,273 --> 00:59:31,653
There's a clown who died and he came back,
and he's in my house right now!
457
00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:33,905
You need to get out of here!
458
00:59:34,864 --> 00:59:36,616
Clown?
- You're a fucking clown.
459
00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:38,910
I'm not joking.
We need to go right now.
460
00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:42,080
Oh my God, you are being serious.
- Piss off.
461
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,335
Vinny!
- Vinny!
462
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:50,255
Vinny, I love you.
- Tom, what the fuck?
463
00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:53,216
You need to get out of the house now!
- What are you talking about?
464
00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:57,095
The clown's back. Get everyone together.
Get dressed and get out of there.
465
00:59:57,178 --> 01:00:00,682
Calm down. It's OK.
I'll be out in about five minutes.
466
01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:03,768
It's not safe, Vinny.
We have to go right now!
467
01:00:04,394 --> 01:00:06,521
Shut up for a second, please.
- Six minutes.
468
01:00:06,854 --> 01:00:09,315
He's ready for you, Vinny.
- Listen to me!
469
01:00:09,399 --> 01:00:11,359
Go for it.
- I need you, man.
470
01:00:13,319 --> 01:00:17,156
You're in there.
He's ready for you, Vinny.
471
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,076
He says he'll give you a hand job
for a fiver.
472
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:24,622
Vinny!
- Just tell him you love him.
473
01:00:32,130 --> 01:00:35,508
Let's see how many lives you've got left.
474
01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:38,386
One, two, three,
475
01:00:38,469 --> 01:00:41,514
four, five, six,
476
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,726
seven, eight, nine.
477
01:00:47,145 --> 01:00:49,063
Dead.
478
01:00:56,029 --> 01:00:57,530
Kate. It's Stitches.
- What are you talking about?
479
01:00:57,655 --> 01:00:59,824
The clown from my party, he's back.
- That clown died at your party.
480
01:00:59,907 --> 01:01:02,118
No, serious.
- Tom, it's Paul dressed up.
481
01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:04,871
It's not Paul. I know what I saw.
Come on.
482
01:01:04,954 --> 01:01:07,081
Paul, no.
- Fuck off.
483
01:01:14,505 --> 01:01:17,467
Guys, there's a killer in the house!
484
01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:20,887
Vinny's upstairs. He needs our help.
- Help him get it up.
485
01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:24,807
Has anyone seen Paul, Richie or Bulger?
486
01:01:29,562 --> 01:01:34,484
So do you wanna go upstairs?
- No. I don't want to encourage this shit.
487
01:01:34,567 --> 01:01:38,780
No, I mean do you want to go upstairs?
488
01:01:41,991 --> 01:01:46,120
Don't worry about her, man. She doesn't
know a winner when she sees one.
489
01:01:46,204 --> 01:01:47,288
Chicks.
490
01:02:39,006 --> 01:02:40,174
Vinny?
491
01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:47,390
Prick.
492
01:02:59,652 --> 01:03:01,446
We have to go now.
493
01:03:19,922 --> 01:03:23,050
Vinny, the clown is back.
If you don't come now, he could kill us.
494
01:03:32,435 --> 01:03:34,437
We need to get out of here.
- I'm trying to bang this chick.
495
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,689
Vinny, tell the little prick to piss off!
496
01:03:37,106 --> 01:03:40,818
You don't look happy to see me.
I know what'll cheer you up.
497
01:03:56,417 --> 01:04:01,339
I saw him upstairs. You have to come now.
- Vinny. Vinny.
498
01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:03,508
I'll be back in two minutes.
499
01:04:10,765 --> 01:04:13,309
Can you tell what it is yet?
500
01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:16,854
Woof. Woof.
501
01:04:22,026 --> 01:04:23,611
Dickhead.
502
01:04:25,279 --> 01:04:29,158
Say cheese. Oh, that's not my best side.
503
01:04:54,183 --> 01:04:58,729
What's happening to me?
- Stop talking, big head.
504
01:05:33,180 --> 01:05:34,473
Let's get the fuck out of here.
505
01:05:34,557 --> 01:05:36,100
Put your knickers on. We're leaving.
506
01:05:36,183 --> 01:05:39,353
Vinny. Vinny.
507
01:05:39,437 --> 01:05:41,564
Mary, come on.
There's a killer clown in the house.
508
01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:45,526
Is there? I'd like to meet him.
Sounds like a fun guy.
509
01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:55,161
You are 16, right?
I don't want to go to prison.
510
01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,210
Long time no see.
511
01:06:07,089 --> 01:06:09,258
Bastard!
- Step on his head!
512
01:06:12,553 --> 01:06:15,723
Oh, for fuck's sake.
513
01:06:17,350 --> 01:06:22,063
Vinny, I'm not leaving here
without Kate and the others.
514
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:45,169
Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
515
01:06:45,252 --> 01:06:50,049
Where are you?
Right, where are you?
516
01:06:50,132 --> 01:06:53,302
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
517
01:06:53,886 --> 01:06:59,517
Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
518
01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:06,273
Come on.
- No.
519
01:07:06,357 --> 01:07:08,526
Toughen up.
- No.
520
01:07:09,902 --> 01:07:15,908
Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
521
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:21,706
Here, Tommy, Tommy.
Here, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
522
01:07:21,789 --> 01:07:27,628
We'll be OK in the crowd. He's not going
to attack us in front of everyone.
523
01:07:29,338 --> 01:07:32,299
OK? OK.
524
01:07:40,433 --> 01:07:44,186
Where do you think you're going?
- Get out of my way, you wanker.
525
01:07:48,357 --> 01:07:51,152
You're so fucking sued.
My dad's a lawyer!
526
01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,243
Richie!
527
01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:03,622
Richie!
528
01:08:08,586 --> 01:08:10,421
Richie!
529
01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:24,101
Oh my God!
530
01:08:24,351 --> 01:08:28,147
Why you screaming, chunky?
You clearly got the stomach for it.
531
01:08:46,123 --> 01:08:47,666
Everybody happy?
532
01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:58,010
We have to go.
533
01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,933
Blow Job Kate, get your mouth around this.
534
01:09:09,688 --> 01:09:11,982
Vinny, Kate.
Kate.
535
01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:17,822
Kate, wake up.
- Kiss her, Tom. Now's your chance.
536
01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:19,573
Kate!
537
01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,993
Come on!
538
01:10:15,588 --> 01:10:17,548
Déjé-motherfucking-vu.
539
01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:32,980
Where do you think you're going?
540
01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:47,286
Where are we going?
- To the graveyard.
541
01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:50,456
Stitches' egg. If we can find it
and break it, I think we can kill him.
542
01:11:08,682 --> 01:11:09,808
You little bastard.
543
01:11:23,155 --> 01:11:26,408
Oh, for fuck's sake.
544
01:11:44,677 --> 01:11:46,387
Come on. Hurry up.
545
01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,823
I can't stop it.
546
01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:37,998
Where are you?
547
01:13:51,053 --> 01:13:52,930
Where are you?
548
01:13:57,810 --> 01:13:59,311
Let's go.
549
01:14:10,948 --> 01:14:13,659
OK. One of us needs to stand guard.
550
01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:16,328
Inside, you'll see big shelves
with hundreds of eggs on them.
551
01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:18,539
Tom
- Stitches' egg has his face on it.
552
01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:22,209
Tom, I don't know what's there. Just go.
- Yes.
553
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:24,837
Looks like there's a party at my house.
554
01:14:49,736 --> 01:14:50,946
Where are you?
555
01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:39,453
Tom, righty tighty, lefty loosey.
556
01:15:55,385 --> 01:15:57,054
Happy birthday, Tommy.
557
01:15:59,139 --> 01:16:01,391
It's time to cut the cake.
558
01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:05,354
Now which is funnier
559
01:16:05,437 --> 01:16:09,233
the look on your face watching her die
560
01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:14,029
or the look on her face watching you die?
561
01:16:16,949 --> 01:16:19,368
How about we flip a coin?
562
01:16:20,077 --> 01:16:23,205
Heads it's me. Tails it's her.
563
01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:26,124
That's really sick, Tom.
564
01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:28,460
I like it.
565
01:17:04,329 --> 01:17:07,457
Well, fuck me sideways.
566
01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:14,214
I never thought I'd end up
with egg on my face.
567
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:25,535
What is it?
- Open it. It's a moving house gift.
568
01:18:25,619 --> 01:18:28,997
We're only moving down the road.
- Just open it.
569
01:18:34,628 --> 01:18:37,422
You'll need a stronger lens
if you wanna keep an eye on me.
570
01:18:37,506 --> 01:18:41,218
Not that you're in to that sort of thing.
- Yeah.
571
01:18:58,485 --> 01:19:04,116
Steady.
572
01:19:10,956 --> 01:19:14,751
Steady.
573
01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:26,138
Yes. Yes.
574
01:19:33,937 --> 01:19:36,523
Everybody happy?
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