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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:11,220 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:17,109 --> 00:00:19,144 Hello. 3 00:00:19,177 --> 00:00:20,780 My name is Dylan. 4 00:00:21,513 --> 00:00:24,116 Um... 5 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:28,855 So, I've been following this wolf group for about... 6 00:00:28,888 --> 00:00:30,757 three months. 7 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:32,759 Really enjoying the community. 8 00:00:32,792 --> 00:00:33,860 And the content. 9 00:00:35,929 --> 00:00:38,631 I've wanted to become an official member of the group 10 00:00:38,665 --> 00:00:42,501 for quite some time, so tomorrow, 11 00:00:42,535 --> 00:00:45,170 I will begin the hunt. 12 00:00:46,706 --> 00:00:47,740 This girl. 13 00:00:49,042 --> 00:00:50,108 Heather. 14 00:00:50,910 --> 00:00:52,444 And her two friends. 15 00:00:53,913 --> 00:00:56,950 Her handle is @theheatherlife. 16 00:00:56,983 --> 00:00:59,986 She's a lifestyle influencer. 17 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:02,855 She's already got 17,000 followers 18 00:01:02,889 --> 00:01:04,156 and is growing steadily, 19 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,391 so you can go follow her, too. 20 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,729 I've been following her... 21 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:12,464 online... 22 00:01:12,497 --> 00:01:14,934 and in person for a while. 23 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,773 And I think that she will be the perfect prey. 24 00:01:30,315 --> 00:01:32,517 Hey, sorry, I can't find my, uh... 25 00:01:33,485 --> 00:01:34,988 Yeah, I'll be there in one sec. 26 00:01:35,287 --> 00:01:38,323 No, I told you I don't have to go back until Friday. 27 00:01:38,357 --> 00:01:39,424 I got the day off. 28 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:42,127 Okay, I'll be there one sec. 29 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,698 As always, any wolves in the area 30 00:01:45,732 --> 00:01:48,067 are more than welcome to participate. 31 00:01:52,538 --> 00:01:54,907 Have you see anything about that pipeline in New Mexico? 32 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:59,144 Um, not really. What's happening? 33 00:02:00,178 --> 00:02:01,681 There she is. 34 00:02:02,782 --> 00:02:05,350 Lookin' fine as always. 35 00:02:06,953 --> 00:02:08,988 I think this can be a... 36 00:02:09,022 --> 00:02:10,990 really big moment 37 00:02:11,024 --> 00:02:12,257 for our brand... 38 00:02:13,726 --> 00:02:16,629 for... our movement. 39 00:02:19,532 --> 00:02:21,134 And for our community. 40 00:03:30,636 --> 00:03:33,973 Last road trip with my number ones. 41 00:03:37,777 --> 00:03:39,545 ...friggin' leaving me, 42 00:03:39,579 --> 00:03:41,914 so I need to hear a "whoo" on three. 43 00:03:41,948 --> 00:03:45,151 - One, two, three. - Whoo! 44 00:03:49,387 --> 00:03:52,324 - One, two, three. - Whoo! 45 00:03:55,595 --> 00:03:57,362 What do you think? 46 00:03:57,395 --> 00:03:59,132 Think of what? 47 00:03:59,165 --> 00:04:00,933 The yearly retreat. 48 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,502 Let's go, Heather. 49 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,508 - This is disgusting. - What? 50 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,011 The protest in New Mexico. We should go there right now. 51 00:04:12,945 --> 00:04:14,747 Um, I don't think that Heather's gonna be into 52 00:04:14,781 --> 00:04:17,016 another two hour drive to New Mexico. 53 00:04:18,084 --> 00:04:19,752 God, this is beyond fucked. 54 00:04:20,953 --> 00:04:22,487 I shouldn't be here. I should be with them. 55 00:04:22,955 --> 00:04:24,657 Didn't you get maced last year? 56 00:04:24,991 --> 00:04:27,059 Yeah. Cops were fucking assholes. 57 00:04:27,693 --> 00:04:29,896 And weren't you in the hospital for, like, two days? 58 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:32,297 Yeah, I was. Why? 59 00:04:33,032 --> 00:04:34,901 Maybe you oughta... 60 00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:38,037 What? 61 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,273 I don't know, maybe you don't want to put yourself... 62 00:04:40,773 --> 00:04:42,141 Say it. What do you mean? 63 00:04:43,475 --> 00:04:44,644 Nothing. 64 00:04:44,677 --> 00:04:46,646 No, Sam. Put myself where? 65 00:04:47,146 --> 00:04:48,281 Nothing. 66 00:04:54,153 --> 00:04:56,556 That's the first passerby in ten minutes. 67 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:11,469 What the fuck is he doing? 68 00:05:13,906 --> 00:05:15,407 Sorry, guys. 69 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,375 Shitty bladder. 70 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,023 Is he watching us? 71 00:05:33,491 --> 00:05:35,127 Heather. 72 00:05:35,427 --> 00:05:38,965 Relax. It's not like we've never seen creeps on this trip before. 73 00:05:41,499 --> 00:05:43,169 Maybe we should just go. 74 00:05:44,971 --> 00:05:46,806 Riley. Let's go. 75 00:05:58,351 --> 00:06:00,385 Sick fucking truck, dude. 76 00:06:01,854 --> 00:06:05,658 Guess we've had our annual redneck, small dick creep drive by. 77 00:06:08,928 --> 00:06:10,395 So fucked up. 78 00:06:11,898 --> 00:06:13,766 Well, then, stop watching it, Riley. 79 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,769 Okay, I'm gonna get some supplies. 80 00:06:49,802 --> 00:06:51,170 Okay. I'll come with. 81 00:07:35,014 --> 00:07:36,382 Riley, don't. 82 00:07:37,016 --> 00:07:38,918 - Riley. - What's that for? 83 00:07:38,951 --> 00:07:40,586 I'm just curious. 84 00:07:40,619 --> 00:07:43,189 How could you possibly justify having that poster on your wall? 85 00:07:43,222 --> 00:07:44,757 Riley, can we please just go? 86 00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:57,236 - Riley, let's go. - You get the fuck out of my store! 87 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,338 - Fuck you and fuck your store! - Get the fuck outta here! 88 00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:03,175 - What? - You didn't have to do that. 89 00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:05,144 Oh, come on. You were thinking the same thing. 90 00:08:05,177 --> 00:08:06,846 He shouldn't have that up in his store. 91 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:08,581 Well, you didn't have to make a scene. 92 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,716 Well, Sam, maybe we should make a scene! 93 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,720 - What? - Nothing. Just forget it. 94 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:19,291 What happened to you guys? 95 00:08:19,325 --> 00:08:20,626 Nothing, let's just go. 96 00:08:22,228 --> 00:08:23,896 Did you guys hear that Jamie Rennick died? 97 00:08:24,363 --> 00:08:25,765 - Jamie? - Who? 98 00:08:26,932 --> 00:08:29,568 Uh, she was on me and Heather's dorm floor freshman yeah. 99 00:08:29,935 --> 00:08:31,437 I feel like I should post something about it. 100 00:08:32,204 --> 00:08:33,773 You never even liked her. 101 00:08:34,106 --> 00:08:36,675 She used to set the fire alarm off 'cause she smoked so much. 102 00:08:36,709 --> 00:08:38,944 Yeah, she was annoying but we were friends. 103 00:08:40,012 --> 00:08:41,547 Did you say she was murdered? 104 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:42,615 Yeah. 105 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:45,618 Poor Jamie. 106 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:46,886 Do they know who did it? 107 00:08:47,386 --> 00:08:49,655 No, but it's probably one of those assholes she dates. 108 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:51,991 She dated two consecutive psychos freshman year. 109 00:08:52,024 --> 00:08:53,259 She had to call the cops on one of them. 110 00:08:53,893 --> 00:08:54,960 Does it say? 111 00:08:55,194 --> 00:08:56,796 No, but I bet that's what it was. 112 00:08:57,531 --> 00:08:58,597 Fuck. 113 00:08:59,732 --> 00:09:02,435 I mean, at some point, you kind of expect it. 114 00:09:03,869 --> 00:09:04,970 What? 115 00:09:05,704 --> 00:09:07,773 I mean, like, she would always go to bars 116 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:09,575 and look for the biggest psycho there 117 00:09:09,608 --> 00:09:11,444 and hook up with him just for attention. 118 00:09:12,111 --> 00:09:14,146 - So you're saying she deserved it? - No! 119 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,215 No, I'm just sayin'. 120 00:09:16,248 --> 00:09:18,484 Can we just not talk about this? 121 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,553 Yeah, good idea. 122 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,524 Let's enjoy this A/C while we have it. 123 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,800 We're here. Woo! 124 00:10:09,536 --> 00:10:11,571 Drive was fuckin' long. 125 00:10:14,974 --> 00:10:17,476 It is so fuckin' hot. 126 00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:19,678 It's August. What do you expect? 127 00:10:21,514 --> 00:10:23,282 But is it always this hot? 128 00:10:23,649 --> 00:10:25,384 Oh, please don't complain the whole time. 129 00:10:27,486 --> 00:10:29,455 Sunscreen. Does anyone need sunscreen? 130 00:10:29,488 --> 00:10:32,592 Yes, please. Frickin' fried last year. 131 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,694 Sam, please tell me you brought your inhaler. 132 00:10:36,162 --> 00:10:37,229 Got it, Mom. 133 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:40,232 Okay. 134 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:41,901 Let's go. 135 00:10:45,704 --> 00:10:47,006 At least this is better than 136 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:49,341 when you dragged us to Star Trek freshman year. 137 00:10:49,543 --> 00:10:51,510 Yes. 138 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,412 Okay, cool. 139 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,649 Come on. That was rough. 140 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:57,816 - You know that was rough. - That's embarrassing. 141 00:11:18,771 --> 00:11:21,207 Hello! We're out here in the wilderness, 142 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,008 it is very hot, 143 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:25,744 and we're about half a mile in and having lots of fun. 144 00:11:25,778 --> 00:11:27,112 - Right guys? - Mm. 145 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:29,215 Are you gonna do that the whole time? 146 00:11:29,348 --> 00:11:31,651 - Do what? - Make those videos. 147 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:33,553 Not the whole time, but, yeah. 148 00:11:34,453 --> 00:11:36,590 You're so into this influencer stuff now, aren't you? 149 00:11:36,623 --> 00:11:38,658 Okay, hey, it pays the bills. 150 00:11:38,692 --> 00:11:41,360 There's a skincare product line that literally pays me $100 151 00:11:41,393 --> 00:11:44,029 - just to use their stuff. - Oh, high roller! 152 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,398 Do you even like the products you're promoting? 153 00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:48,467 Sometimes, but, hey, 154 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,836 it's better than that weed store you work at. 155 00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:53,239 It was a medical marijuana dispensary. 156 00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:56,909 - Speaking of which... - Oh, no. No, no no, not for me. 157 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,679 - Should we repeat last year's adventure? - Oh, God. 158 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,548 - Sam! - No. 159 00:12:02,414 --> 00:12:03,916 Wait. I don't want to do it alone. 160 00:12:03,949 --> 00:12:06,151 Nope. That shit makes me feel weird. 161 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,020 Sammy? 162 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,489 Maybe later. 163 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:13,225 Okay. Fine. 164 00:12:13,727 --> 00:12:15,160 I'm just gonna take one. 165 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,563 I thought you were quitting? 166 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:19,164 No. Definitely not. 167 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,667 They're gonna let your stoner ass 168 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,967 bring that shit to Senegal? 169 00:12:22,535 --> 00:12:24,169 Probably not. 170 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,804 Gotta make the most of it. 171 00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:28,807 What about you, Sam, do you still smoke at all? 172 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,843 Sometimes, but it makes me paranoid. 173 00:12:31,143 --> 00:12:32,311 Oh, my God. 174 00:12:33,178 --> 00:12:35,447 I remember when I gave you two edibles, 175 00:12:35,682 --> 00:12:38,551 and you locked yourself in the bathroom for, like, three hours. 176 00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:40,352 It was not three hours. 177 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,955 - Oh, my God. - Yes, it was. We were all worried. 178 00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:44,790 But Sam's always been a scaredy-cat. 179 00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:47,259 That's probably why she took all those fighting classes last year. 180 00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:49,629 Uh, no. That was because of Ralph. 181 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,968 Um, have you heard from him recently? 182 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:59,271 No, the restraining order shut him up, funnily enough. 183 00:13:01,373 --> 00:13:03,142 - He was a nightmare. - Yep. 184 00:13:04,644 --> 00:13:06,011 Is he still in that apartment? 185 00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:10,282 His parents made him move. 186 00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:12,851 And then he started seeing a therapist or something 187 00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:15,220 and now he's in Denver, at least that's what I heard. 188 00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:17,724 Well, at least he's not bothering you anymore. 189 00:13:18,324 --> 00:13:19,391 Yep. 190 00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:23,797 Have I mentioned how fucking hot it is? 191 00:13:23,829 --> 00:13:26,465 Oh, my God! This is why we called you "Heat." 192 00:13:27,399 --> 00:13:29,168 No. No, no, no, no, no. 193 00:13:29,201 --> 00:13:30,936 They... You guys called me heat 194 00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:34,273 because those boys freshman year thought I was a "smoke show." 195 00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:36,442 Oh, my God, no! 196 00:13:36,576 --> 00:13:38,444 They called you Heat because you used to 197 00:13:38,477 --> 00:13:40,412 sweat through your shirt at every party. 198 00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,047 Bullshit! 199 00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:44,083 No, that's definitely what is was. Right, Sam? 200 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,484 I don't remember. 201 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,119 No, that... that's it. 202 00:13:47,152 --> 00:13:48,220 Yeah. 203 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:16,975 You guys. 204 00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:18,377 Let's stop for a sec. 205 00:15:21,915 --> 00:15:24,016 I think this place gets hotter every year. 206 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,920 Fucking global warming. 207 00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,454 I bet you that guy at the gas station 208 00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:29,656 doesn't even believe in it. 209 00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:33,025 Do either of you guys have a portable charger? 210 00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:34,627 Yeah. I got you. 211 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:41,634 Thanks. 212 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:45,170 Damn. You get really good reception out here. 213 00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:53,880 - That's weird. - What? 214 00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:56,482 Just got a DM, "I see you." 215 00:15:56,649 --> 00:15:57,784 From who? 216 00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:00,854 That can't be the first time. 217 00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:03,656 Don't you have, like, 15,000 followers now? 218 00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:06,860 17,000, and yeah, I get weirdos all the time. 219 00:16:08,026 --> 00:16:10,964 - He sent a pic, too. - Ew. Delete it. 220 00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:13,031 No, no, no, just one of the woods. 221 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:17,937 Where is that? 222 00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:20,272 I don't know. Looks like here. 223 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:23,610 That's weird. Did he say anything else? 224 00:16:24,076 --> 00:16:25,310 Nope. 225 00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,346 Fuck off, creep. 226 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:29,281 It's probably just some weirdo. 227 00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:31,951 I get weird messages from creepy dudes all the time. 228 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:34,186 Well, at least it wasn't a dick pic. 229 00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:36,154 Oh, I can make a coffee table book 230 00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:38,156 - with all those that I've gotten. - Oh, my God. 231 00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:41,561 - Do you guys think... - What? 232 00:16:42,729 --> 00:16:45,097 No, it's probably just some weirdo that saw my story. 233 00:16:45,598 --> 00:16:47,567 - But how would they... - What? 234 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,268 No. Fuck that. 235 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,203 We're not gonna let some creep ruin our trip. 236 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:53,006 That's the fuckin' spirit. 237 00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,812 Just gets heavier and heavier. 238 00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:02,281 Hotter and hotter. 239 00:17:04,984 --> 00:17:06,553 Okay, it's time. 240 00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:11,256 Oh, God. 241 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,425 Hello! 242 00:17:21,935 --> 00:17:23,603 We've broken a sweat. 243 00:17:23,636 --> 00:17:26,606 I'm here with Riley. Say hi, Riley. 244 00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:27,907 Hi, Riley. 245 00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:30,275 And my other best, Sam. 246 00:17:31,443 --> 00:17:33,111 Hi. 247 00:17:33,145 --> 00:17:34,847 They're really happy, you just can't tell. 248 00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:39,251 Okay, mile four, 249 00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,688 and we're really starting to feel the heat. 250 00:17:41,721 --> 00:17:43,590 How are you doing, Riley? 251 00:17:43,623 --> 00:17:45,090 My sports bra... 252 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:47,961 Mile five down. 253 00:17:47,994 --> 00:17:50,530 My girl Slam lookin' fine as always. 254 00:17:52,097 --> 00:17:55,400 Mile six and we're takin' a little break. 255 00:17:55,434 --> 00:17:57,235 Sam is havin' a little nap. 256 00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:58,738 - Fuck off. - Ooh! 257 00:18:00,006 --> 00:18:03,241 - How is that? - This apple? 258 00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:04,677 The best apple I think I've ever had. 259 00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,144 - Ever had? - Mm-hm. 260 00:18:06,178 --> 00:18:07,379 Okay. 261 00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:32,105 You all good? 262 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,640 Been havin' radio trouble all day. 263 00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:37,442 Hey, uh, 264 00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:39,679 how many hunting licenses did we give out this season? 265 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,849 Uh, 20, I think. 266 00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:47,486 We give out any, uh, like, crossbow hunting licenses? 267 00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:50,522 Bow hunting? 268 00:18:50,556 --> 00:18:52,592 No, not that I know of. Why? 269 00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:55,460 Yeah, you might want to call the county. 270 00:18:55,494 --> 00:18:58,131 We could have a poaching situation. 271 00:18:58,163 --> 00:19:00,033 Is he hunting or just target practice? 272 00:19:04,037 --> 00:19:06,806 Yeah, it might just be target practice. 273 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,608 But I'll ask him. 274 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:11,811 All right. Find out and let me know. 275 00:19:28,728 --> 00:19:29,762 Jake? 276 00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:31,698 Jake, you still there? 277 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,367 Jake? 278 00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:38,004 Jake, you still there? 279 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,422 - What the hell? - Where's the fucking lake? 280 00:20:30,823 --> 00:20:33,358 - Fuck. - This is the spot, right? 281 00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:34,894 Yeah, this is it. 282 00:20:35,393 --> 00:20:37,230 Why is it so dry? 283 00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:39,766 Climate change, that's why. 284 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,467 Less snowfall means less water. 285 00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:44,570 Fucking bullshit. 286 00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:51,110 Fuck it. I'm going in. 287 00:20:51,811 --> 00:20:54,547 - What? In that? - Yeah, it's hot. 288 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,051 - Come on. - Fuck that. 289 00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,321 Sammy. Come on. 290 00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:10,530 It's so hot. 291 00:21:11,864 --> 00:21:13,199 Get in the lake, then. 292 00:21:21,941 --> 00:21:23,576 Whoo! 293 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,020 Whoo! 294 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,877 Someone's watching us. 295 00:22:00,813 --> 00:22:02,048 That's weird. 296 00:22:06,552 --> 00:22:07,753 Whoo! 297 00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:10,556 Someone's watching us. 298 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,268 That's weird. 299 00:22:22,735 --> 00:22:24,103 What was that? 300 00:22:24,904 --> 00:22:26,639 Oh, that's fucking weird. 301 00:22:27,974 --> 00:22:30,475 Did you see his face? It looked like he's wearing a mask. 302 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:32,712 A mask? Looks like a hat. 303 00:22:32,945 --> 00:22:34,647 He's fucking creepy. 304 00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:37,149 Hey, my phone's on low. Do you have the phone charger? 305 00:22:37,984 --> 00:22:40,219 I gave that to Riley. 306 00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:42,255 Oh, my God. 307 00:22:42,889 --> 00:22:45,358 Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. 308 00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:46,959 Yeah, you go in the puddle with it. 309 00:22:46,993 --> 00:22:48,493 Oh, great. 310 00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:49,996 - So this means we can't charge? - Nope. 311 00:22:50,029 --> 00:22:52,365 - I was only at 25 percent. - I'm at 35. 312 00:22:56,202 --> 00:22:57,737 Heather. 313 00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,672 Maybe you shouldn't do that. Isn't your phone gonna die? 314 00:22:59,705 --> 00:23:01,007 I'm gonna use this for stories. 315 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,507 We can use Sam's for emergencies. 316 00:23:05,443 --> 00:23:08,981 Hello, here we are at mile... seven? 317 00:23:09,015 --> 00:23:10,917 - Seven and a half. - Seven and a half, 318 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:13,953 and we've made it to this once beautiful, beautiful oasis 319 00:23:13,986 --> 00:23:16,589 that is now a giant pit of despair. 320 00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:18,758 But it's okay, 'cause I'm still with my gorgeous friends. 321 00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:20,559 - Say hi, Sam. - Can you not right now? 322 00:23:20,593 --> 00:23:21,861 Okay, well... 323 00:23:22,261 --> 00:23:23,428 You just ruined it. 324 00:23:26,498 --> 00:23:29,001 Hello! Here we are at mile seven and a half, 325 00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:30,703 and we're at what used to be 326 00:23:30,736 --> 00:23:32,772 the most gorgeous, gorgeous oasis, 327 00:23:32,805 --> 00:23:34,774 that is now a giant pit of despair. 328 00:23:34,807 --> 00:23:36,609 But I'm with my gorgeous friends, 329 00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,978 and Riley just ruined my phone charger, 330 00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:40,980 so I'm a little bit upset about that, 331 00:23:41,013 --> 00:23:42,548 and might be off the grid later. 332 00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:45,918 But, good news is, we're only about three... 333 00:23:45,952 --> 00:23:47,620 - Three miles. - Three miles 334 00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:50,156 until we get to our favorite spot to camp 335 00:23:50,189 --> 00:23:51,857 where someday, people will build 336 00:23:51,891 --> 00:23:53,726 a giant statue of the three of us, 337 00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:56,929 and it will be bronze and it will be beautiful. 338 00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,133 Okay, let's go. 339 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:12,311 Okay, I don't care if the lake is dry, 340 00:24:12,345 --> 00:24:14,714 we are still getting a fucking picture. 341 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:17,049 Oh, Heather is serious. 342 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:18,617 She's brining out the tripod. 343 00:24:18,651 --> 00:24:20,853 How else are we gonna get a picture of the three of us? 344 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,589 Is that what this is all for, the picture? 345 00:24:24,457 --> 00:24:25,925 No. 346 00:24:26,392 --> 00:24:27,893 No, Sam. 347 00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:29,462 It's for the stories, too. 348 00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:31,664 It's gonna take three. It's gonna take in five seconds. 349 00:24:31,697 --> 00:24:32,898 Hurry up, guys. 350 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,201 Come on, come on, come on. 351 00:24:44,944 --> 00:24:46,645 Perfect. Let's see. 352 00:24:52,885 --> 00:24:55,821 Oh, my God, yes. One of these is definitely post-able. 353 00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:04,030 Shall we? 354 00:25:05,398 --> 00:25:06,866 Tripod. 355 00:25:06,932 --> 00:25:08,200 Oh! 356 00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:35,961 - No. - Come on, Riley. 357 00:25:35,995 --> 00:25:37,296 You know you want to. 358 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:39,865 I am not singing that fucking song. 359 00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:43,002 ♪ Ayyyye ♪ 360 00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:44,403 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 361 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:45,938 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 362 00:25:46,639 --> 00:25:47,940 ♪ She's normally pretty chill ♪ 363 00:25:47,973 --> 00:25:49,275 ♪ But she's feeling kinda ill ♪ 364 00:25:49,308 --> 00:25:50,443 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 365 00:25:50,943 --> 00:25:52,111 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 366 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:53,846 ♪ She says she doesn't care ♪ 367 00:25:53,879 --> 00:25:55,281 ♪ But she's got vomit in her hair ♪ 368 00:25:55,314 --> 00:25:56,515 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 369 00:25:56,749 --> 00:25:58,017 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 370 00:25:58,517 --> 00:25:59,819 ♪ Her major's poli-sci ♪ 371 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,020 ♪ But she ain't feelin' very fly ♪ 372 00:26:01,053 --> 00:26:02,388 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 373 00:26:02,788 --> 00:26:04,023 ♪ We got a puker ♪ 374 00:26:04,723 --> 00:26:05,925 ♪ Splish, splash, sploosh ♪ 375 00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,359 ♪ If you're hot don't be a douche ♪ 376 00:26:09,995 --> 00:26:11,464 Oh, my God, I can't believe 377 00:26:11,497 --> 00:26:12,932 you guys remember that song. 378 00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,835 Didn't we make it up at that freshman year... 379 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,571 we were at that frat house? 380 00:26:17,603 --> 00:26:20,106 Oh, yeah, you were super ill in the bathroom. 381 00:26:20,139 --> 00:26:22,741 We were just trying to cheer you up, 382 00:26:23,109 --> 00:26:25,277 made up that stupid song, 383 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:28,247 and the next thing we know, the whole house is singing it. 384 00:26:29,815 --> 00:26:31,217 We should all get a tattoo. 385 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,818 On our asses. 386 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:34,186 That's the last thing we should do 387 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,321 before you guys leave. 388 00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:37,389 When do you leave, Sam? 389 00:26:37,523 --> 00:26:39,425 Uh, my flight is booked for the 28th. 390 00:26:40,693 --> 00:26:42,061 What about you, Riley? 391 00:26:43,095 --> 00:26:44,196 Twenty-ninth. 392 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:45,931 Fuck. 393 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:48,834 Yeah. End of an era. 394 00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:50,136 Yep. 395 00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:53,105 You guys gotta visit me, though. Both of you. 396 00:26:54,273 --> 00:26:55,341 Me, too. 397 00:26:55,374 --> 00:26:58,545 Well, Boston sounds cool, but... 398 00:26:58,578 --> 00:26:59,979 Senegal? 399 00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:02,848 No. I mean, they give us time off. 400 00:27:03,249 --> 00:27:06,152 We could, like, meet up in... 401 00:27:06,185 --> 00:27:07,621 Germany? 402 00:27:07,653 --> 00:27:09,955 Oh, fuck yeah, Germany. 403 00:27:09,989 --> 00:27:12,491 So, what kind of stuff are you gonna be doing in Senegal? 404 00:27:13,159 --> 00:27:14,960 Lots of building. 405 00:27:14,994 --> 00:27:17,429 Uh, creating fresh, clean water sources. 406 00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:20,032 We're gonna be working with schools and hospitals. 407 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:23,102 Guys. 408 00:27:23,537 --> 00:27:24,670 He's back. 409 00:27:28,274 --> 00:27:30,009 Oh, come on. This guy again! 410 00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,613 Heather, you should probably flash him. That's what he wants. 411 00:27:34,013 --> 00:27:35,481 Hey, asshole! 412 00:27:35,514 --> 00:27:38,150 You think you're real cute with your creeper camo act? 413 00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:40,620 I want you to know that my girl, Sam, here 414 00:27:40,654 --> 00:27:42,321 is a kickboxing badass, 415 00:27:42,354 --> 00:27:45,324 and she has her black belt in beating up creeps like you. 416 00:27:45,357 --> 00:27:47,059 So if you come any closer, 417 00:27:47,092 --> 00:27:49,461 you're leading yourself into a world of pain. 418 00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:00,574 Kickboxing badass? 419 00:28:00,773 --> 00:28:02,074 It's all about perception. 420 00:28:07,179 --> 00:28:10,416 Oh, that's real cute! Yeah, we're so scared. 421 00:28:10,449 --> 00:28:13,185 Lotta balls on a guy to message a girl anonymously. 422 00:28:13,485 --> 00:28:15,154 That's fucking creepy. 423 00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:17,691 Blocked. 424 00:28:17,723 --> 00:28:20,726 And that's how you deal with a creeper asshole, ladies. 425 00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:22,828 You should have filmed that. 426 00:28:22,861 --> 00:28:25,030 That was the most interesting thing you've done all day. 427 00:28:25,064 --> 00:28:26,398 Shit! You're right. 428 00:28:26,432 --> 00:28:27,866 You think he'll do it again? 429 00:28:32,938 --> 00:28:34,807 What the fuck! That could have hit us. 430 00:28:35,874 --> 00:28:38,277 Hey, motherfucker, that wasn't fucking funny! 431 00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:39,979 Heather! 432 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:41,880 - Come back here, you asshole prick! - Heather, wait. 433 00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:44,116 Swear to God, I'll kill you if I see you again, 434 00:28:44,149 --> 00:28:46,720 - you tiny dick fuck! - Heather, we shouldn't split up. 435 00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:15,814 Heather. 436 00:29:15,848 --> 00:29:17,550 That was fucking bullshit, Riley. 437 00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:19,451 - You're right. - No, that could have hit us. 438 00:29:19,485 --> 00:29:21,053 It was two feet from Sam's head. 439 00:29:21,453 --> 00:29:23,355 But you scared him off. He's gone now. 440 00:29:23,389 --> 00:29:24,890 We have to go back to Sam. 441 00:29:25,692 --> 00:29:26,859 Come on. 442 00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:32,331 Okay, I think we need to head back. 443 00:29:32,364 --> 00:29:35,200 What? Head back just because of this asshole creep? 444 00:29:35,735 --> 00:29:37,336 He shot an arrow at us. 445 00:29:37,369 --> 00:29:39,104 Well, it wasn't at us. 446 00:29:39,138 --> 00:29:40,973 Are you kidding me? It was right there. 447 00:29:45,811 --> 00:29:47,846 It's gonna get dark soon. We should head back. 448 00:29:48,514 --> 00:29:50,883 I don't think we're gonna make it to the car before dark. 449 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,185 Can we call a cop or something? 450 00:29:53,485 --> 00:29:55,555 Fuck the cops, they're not gonna come out here. 451 00:29:55,954 --> 00:29:57,823 We should just call the forest service, 452 00:29:57,856 --> 00:30:00,627 and tell them there's a guy that's shooting arrows at hikers. 453 00:30:02,027 --> 00:30:03,062 Okay. 454 00:30:04,029 --> 00:30:05,230 I'm at ten percent. 455 00:30:05,264 --> 00:30:06,700 I'm at 14. I can call. 456 00:30:15,642 --> 00:30:17,109 Della County Forest. 457 00:30:17,142 --> 00:30:20,312 Hi, um, me and two of my friends have been hiking on... 458 00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:22,247 - The Bennet Trail for a while. - On the Bennet Trail, 459 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:24,983 and we would... we would like to report that somebody just shot at us. 460 00:30:25,184 --> 00:30:26,653 You were shot at? 461 00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:28,420 Yes. We think you should send a ranger. 462 00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:30,757 Wait. Someone shot at you with a gun? 463 00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:34,159 No, um, with an arrow. 464 00:30:34,193 --> 00:30:35,361 An arrow? Is anyone hurt? 465 00:30:36,161 --> 00:30:38,364 No, he missed us. He... He wasn't aiming at us. 466 00:30:38,397 --> 00:30:40,734 But can you please just send a ranger? 467 00:30:40,767 --> 00:30:41,801 So wait. 468 00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,002 Nobody was hurt. 469 00:30:44,036 --> 00:30:46,171 No, but... 470 00:30:46,205 --> 00:30:47,540 he was trying to hurt us. 471 00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:48,974 Is he still trying to hurt you? 472 00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:50,810 No, he disappeared. 473 00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:52,444 Can you please just send a ranger? 474 00:30:53,011 --> 00:30:54,581 Listen, 475 00:30:54,614 --> 00:30:56,248 based on what you told me, it sounds like you might have 476 00:30:56,281 --> 00:30:58,685 stumbled across somebody doing target practice. 477 00:30:58,718 --> 00:31:00,352 We advise that anyone out in federal land 478 00:31:00,386 --> 00:31:01,821 let their presence be known at all times 479 00:31:01,855 --> 00:31:03,288 to avoid any accidents. 480 00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:05,124 This was not a fucking accident. 481 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,593 Someone shot at us! 482 00:31:06,626 --> 00:31:08,227 Look, I understand you're upset. 483 00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:09,895 I'm just trying to get accurate information. 484 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:13,065 Look, he's gone now, but could you please just sent a ranger? 485 00:31:13,533 --> 00:31:15,033 One of our rangers is already out there, 486 00:31:15,067 --> 00:31:16,836 but I think his comm's out of range. 487 00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:18,772 Once he gets back in range, 488 00:31:19,471 --> 00:31:20,939 I'll have him head your way. 489 00:31:20,973 --> 00:31:22,575 - You said you're off the Bennet Trail? - Yes. 490 00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,878 Okay. Thank you. 491 00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:26,746 Once again, there's a lot of hunters 492 00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,480 and a lot of people doing target practice out there. 493 00:31:28,514 --> 00:31:30,784 Just make sure your presence is known at all times, 494 00:31:30,817 --> 00:31:31,950 and be safe. 495 00:31:32,484 --> 00:31:33,653 Okay. Thank you. 496 00:31:34,486 --> 00:31:35,555 Assholes! 497 00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:37,489 So, can we head back now? 498 00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:40,325 Yeah, but we're not gonna make it back to the car before dark. 499 00:31:41,927 --> 00:31:43,730 Redneck motherfuckers! 500 00:31:44,831 --> 00:31:46,298 They're sending someone to get us. 501 00:31:46,331 --> 00:31:48,100 Fucking assholes. 502 00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:06,553 Heather, don't. You're battery's gonna die. 503 00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:10,022 Hello, my nice respectful followers. 504 00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:11,691 Here with my friends, Sam and Riley, 505 00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:14,293 and something not that cool just happened. 506 00:32:14,326 --> 00:32:16,462 Basically, some random asshole creeper, 507 00:32:16,495 --> 00:32:19,398 who I'm pretty sure has been anonymously DMing me all day, 508 00:32:19,431 --> 00:32:22,000 just shot a fucking arrow at us. 509 00:32:22,034 --> 00:32:23,435 Now why, may you ask, 510 00:32:23,469 --> 00:32:25,939 would someone shoot an arrow at a group of people? 511 00:32:25,971 --> 00:32:28,340 I have a few theories. Basically, I'm pretty sure 512 00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:30,375 he's some basement-dwelling social reject 513 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,911 who couldn't get a girl to save his life. 514 00:32:31,945 --> 00:32:33,412 He's probably sitting around moping 515 00:32:33,445 --> 00:32:34,881 wondering why he doesn't get the respect 516 00:32:34,914 --> 00:32:36,850 he so feels entitled to. 517 00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:38,484 Well, I have a little message for him. 518 00:32:38,685 --> 00:32:41,353 Fuck. You. I know you're watching. 519 00:32:41,386 --> 00:32:43,989 I know you love to creep and watch me share my life. 520 00:32:44,289 --> 00:32:47,059 Fuck off! If I ever figure out who the fuck you are, 521 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:49,394 I'm plastering your face all over my account 522 00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:50,663 so that every girl... 523 00:32:50,697 --> 00:32:53,165 No, every person within a 100 mile radius 524 00:32:53,198 --> 00:32:55,735 knows that you're a stupid creeper asshole fuck. 525 00:32:58,972 --> 00:33:00,740 We can't let this ruin the trip. 526 00:33:00,773 --> 00:33:02,642 I know. That's exactly what he wants. 527 00:33:05,678 --> 00:33:07,279 Why the fuck did you grab that? 528 00:33:07,312 --> 00:33:08,848 Uh, I don't know. 529 00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:11,651 Good. Keep it. You can shove it up his ass later. 530 00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,553 Huh. Not a bad idea. 531 00:33:14,554 --> 00:33:16,121 We should really make camp soon. 532 00:33:16,154 --> 00:33:18,223 There's a good spot in, like, half a mile. 533 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,261 Maybe Heather will get poison oak again. 534 00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:24,797 I forgot about that. Wasn't that, like, 535 00:33:24,831 --> 00:33:26,533 the first year, it was all over your leg? 536 00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:29,401 Heather? 537 00:33:31,571 --> 00:33:33,105 Heather, I'm pissed, too. 538 00:33:33,606 --> 00:33:35,440 That was a shitty, shitty thing to do. 539 00:33:35,975 --> 00:33:38,043 But you're just giving him what he wants. 540 00:33:38,845 --> 00:33:40,980 He's just trying to freak us out and ruin the whole trip. 541 00:33:41,814 --> 00:33:43,016 Yeah. 542 00:33:45,552 --> 00:33:48,588 He's probably already back in his mom's basement by now. 543 00:33:49,889 --> 00:33:51,290 Probably jerking off to some 544 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:53,458 Transformers Megan Fox poster. 545 00:33:53,492 --> 00:33:54,694 Oh, my God. 546 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,262 I did not need that image back in my head. 547 00:33:58,263 --> 00:33:59,766 What? Explain. 548 00:34:00,198 --> 00:34:03,603 Remember Jeremy Stanton? Lived below me sophomore year. 549 00:34:03,636 --> 00:34:05,203 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 550 00:34:05,237 --> 00:34:09,943 So, that fucker would like, never, ever leave his room. 551 00:34:10,442 --> 00:34:12,745 And one day, I get locked out of my place 552 00:34:12,779 --> 00:34:14,914 so I need to go through his fire escape 553 00:34:14,948 --> 00:34:16,415 so I can get back up. 554 00:34:16,448 --> 00:34:18,283 And I knock on his door, 555 00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:22,154 and it's just floor to ceiling pictures 556 00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:23,990 of Megan Fox from Transfomers. 557 00:34:24,122 --> 00:34:25,357 That's fucking bizarre. 558 00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:28,962 Oh, God, no, it was like this 20 year old man 559 00:34:28,995 --> 00:34:33,032 with this creepy "14 year old in 2007" obsession 560 00:34:33,066 --> 00:34:34,466 with Megan Fox. 561 00:34:34,499 --> 00:34:36,836 It's so true. I didn't believe Riley at first, 562 00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:39,072 so I went myself, said I was lost, 563 00:34:39,438 --> 00:34:42,942 it was actually top five creepiest things I've ever seen. 564 00:35:12,538 --> 00:35:14,107 It's getting colder. 565 00:35:14,741 --> 00:35:16,308 Yeah, always does. 566 00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:20,445 Hello, hello, my beautiful followers. 567 00:35:20,479 --> 00:35:23,650 We have finally made it here after a very long hike 568 00:35:23,683 --> 00:35:25,685 and a very shitty incident 569 00:35:25,718 --> 00:35:27,920 involving a very shitty person. 570 00:35:27,954 --> 00:35:30,489 But it's okay, because we're here and I'm with my friends. 571 00:35:30,522 --> 00:35:32,491 and this is our... 572 00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:42,068 And because they can fit in really small spaces, 573 00:35:42,101 --> 00:35:44,436 and... 574 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:49,108 I'd be a dragon. 575 00:35:49,142 --> 00:35:52,444 Okay, I didn't know we could do... It's not... 576 00:35:52,477 --> 00:35:54,814 Real animals. 577 00:35:54,847 --> 00:35:57,717 I would have chosen, like, a centaur or something. 578 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,351 Centaurs are half human. 579 00:36:37,857 --> 00:36:40,059 I wish I knew more about it. 580 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,028 I'm a Gemini. 581 00:36:43,261 --> 00:36:44,630 Wait. 582 00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:46,699 Do you think that, like... 583 00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:49,168 millions of miles away... 584 00:36:49,202 --> 00:36:51,104 - No. No. - Yeah. What? 585 00:36:51,137 --> 00:36:53,305 I can't. I'm too high. I can't. 586 00:36:53,973 --> 00:36:56,241 - What? - I'm too high for that. 587 00:36:56,642 --> 00:36:58,945 But that's, like, the best time to talk about it. 588 00:36:58,978 --> 00:37:02,280 No, I'm not ready for, like, existential... 589 00:37:02,314 --> 00:37:04,984 we're all just like little specks of dust 590 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:07,352 in the universe. 591 00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:08,855 Whatever. 592 00:37:11,557 --> 00:37:13,192 Ralph used to talk about that. 593 00:37:15,995 --> 00:37:17,630 Whenever I was... 594 00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:19,899 thinking he was lying 595 00:37:19,932 --> 00:37:22,168 or trying to convince me I was crazy, 596 00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:25,337 he'd just bring up the galaxies thing. 597 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,975 About how... 598 00:37:29,474 --> 00:37:32,845 how small my fears and... 599 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,149 everything were when... 600 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:39,752 you know, there were all these fucking planets so far away 601 00:37:39,786 --> 00:37:42,021 and there could be other life and... 602 00:37:43,556 --> 00:37:45,758 how he'd say he was convinced that 603 00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,693 I didn't understand my place in the universe, 604 00:37:47,727 --> 00:37:50,897 so how did I have any right to think 605 00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:52,565 that I was sane... 606 00:37:55,535 --> 00:37:58,403 when all that mattered was... 607 00:37:58,436 --> 00:38:00,206 what I was... 608 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,175 in the grand scheme of things... 609 00:38:04,844 --> 00:38:06,012 which was nothing. 610 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:13,853 He'd say that a lot. 611 00:38:21,326 --> 00:38:22,962 - Sam. - What? 612 00:38:23,996 --> 00:38:27,033 Sam, you don't blame yourself for that, right? 613 00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:33,139 - Sam. - No. No. 614 00:38:36,609 --> 00:38:38,945 I'm sorry, guys, I'm just... 615 00:38:41,314 --> 00:38:42,480 I'm just tired. 616 00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:45,350 I'm gonna go to sleep. 617 00:38:52,158 --> 00:38:54,060 Fuck! I'm at two percent. 618 00:38:55,995 --> 00:38:57,563 Well... 619 00:38:57,597 --> 00:38:59,232 no more stories for your followers. 620 00:39:00,766 --> 00:39:02,034 Whatever. 621 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:06,105 He'd probably just be messaging me stupid shit anyway. 622 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:10,009 I have a car charger for when we get back. 623 00:39:19,018 --> 00:39:21,419 Terry, you find anything? 624 00:39:23,956 --> 00:39:25,057 Nothing yet. 625 00:39:26,826 --> 00:39:28,194 Jake knows these woods. 626 00:39:28,227 --> 00:39:30,395 If he's injured or something, he's tough. 627 00:39:33,398 --> 00:39:34,634 Yeah, I know. 628 00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:36,102 I got a call about a couple of girls 629 00:39:36,135 --> 00:39:37,803 who might have had a hunting accident. 630 00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:39,739 I'm looking for them, too. 631 00:39:41,207 --> 00:39:42,808 Hunting accident? 632 00:39:43,242 --> 00:39:44,777 They might have stumbled across a hunter, 633 00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:46,579 I don't really know, but... 634 00:39:46,612 --> 00:39:47,914 they sounded pretty shook up on the phone, 635 00:39:47,947 --> 00:39:49,715 so I told 'em I'd check it out. 636 00:39:51,483 --> 00:39:53,518 Radio back if you see anything. 637 00:39:54,787 --> 00:39:56,022 Roger. 638 00:40:16,909 --> 00:40:18,010 Jake! 639 00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:20,646 Jake! 640 00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:26,819 Jake, you out there? 641 00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:34,492 Cheryl, I found his helmet. 642 00:40:34,526 --> 00:40:36,461 - His helmet? - Yeah, he's not here. 643 00:40:37,363 --> 00:40:38,463 Where are you? 644 00:40:39,065 --> 00:40:40,866 I'm about two clicks off Bennet Trail. 645 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,868 I'm gonna keep searching but call the county, 646 00:40:42,902 --> 00:40:44,770 tell 'em to send two more trucks. 647 00:40:44,804 --> 00:40:45,938 You got it. 648 00:40:47,873 --> 00:40:49,108 Jake! 649 00:42:26,272 --> 00:42:27,440 Oh, fuck. 650 00:42:28,741 --> 00:42:30,109 They left the light on. 651 00:44:53,553 --> 00:44:55,521 Well, well, well... 652 00:44:57,189 --> 00:44:59,758 if it isn't the little piggy with the house made of straw. 653 00:45:03,362 --> 00:45:05,599 I'm the big bad wolf that's gonna blow your house down. 654 00:45:12,037 --> 00:45:13,405 Oh, come on. 655 00:45:14,406 --> 00:45:16,075 If you can't laugh... 656 00:45:17,677 --> 00:45:18,978 what's the point? 657 00:45:34,026 --> 00:45:35,928 Look into the camera and smile. 658 00:45:36,663 --> 00:45:38,998 You're being broadcast live. 659 00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:42,401 To all your loyal, loving followers. 660 00:45:47,273 --> 00:45:48,675 What do you think I should do to her, boys? 661 00:45:53,647 --> 00:45:56,949 Ah. I'm loving the interactions. 662 00:46:01,186 --> 00:46:03,556 Oh, this one seems to be a little grim, even for me. 663 00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:09,529 Slitting her throat seems to be the most popular idea. 664 00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:15,234 What? 665 00:46:15,968 --> 00:46:18,003 What? 666 00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:24,343 No. 667 00:46:26,111 --> 00:46:27,681 We're gonna draw this out. 668 00:46:34,887 --> 00:46:36,422 You know... 669 00:46:36,455 --> 00:46:37,823 you're pretty popular. 670 00:46:42,861 --> 00:46:44,063 You know what's funny? 671 00:46:45,732 --> 00:46:48,400 If you and I met in real life... 672 00:46:49,935 --> 00:46:51,003 you'd ignore me. 673 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:56,075 Maybe you wouldn't ignore me. 674 00:46:56,776 --> 00:46:57,876 Maybe you'd smile. 675 00:46:58,977 --> 00:47:00,379 Maybe we'd even be friends. 676 00:47:02,981 --> 00:47:05,317 But we wouldn't really be friends. 677 00:47:06,985 --> 00:47:08,387 You'd just be using me. 678 00:47:10,022 --> 00:47:12,491 Stringing me along. 679 00:47:13,727 --> 00:47:16,195 Always there as a shoulder for you to cry on. 680 00:47:18,497 --> 00:47:20,065 I would always be there for you. 681 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,337 Would someone like you ever be there for me? 682 00:47:25,705 --> 00:47:27,741 Would someone like you ever give me attention? 683 00:47:32,311 --> 00:47:35,682 Now, I've got your strict attention. 684 00:47:36,148 --> 00:47:37,383 Now... 685 00:47:38,618 --> 00:47:39,885 I'm in control. 686 00:47:41,153 --> 00:47:45,491 Now, you can't infect my brain with your body. 687 00:47:48,026 --> 00:47:50,062 And manipulate me... 688 00:47:50,597 --> 00:47:52,565 into bending to your will. 689 00:48:10,182 --> 00:48:11,283 Riley? 690 00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:19,425 Riley? 691 00:48:25,865 --> 00:48:27,065 Riley? 692 00:48:30,436 --> 00:48:31,571 Riley? 693 00:48:33,907 --> 00:48:35,073 Heather, wake up. 694 00:48:35,107 --> 00:48:36,843 - What? - Riley's gone. 695 00:48:37,009 --> 00:48:38,377 What? 696 00:48:38,812 --> 00:48:40,212 Riley is gone. 697 00:48:40,946 --> 00:48:43,550 - Riley! Riley? - Fuck. I'm at one percent. 698 00:48:44,249 --> 00:48:45,317 Riley! 699 00:48:48,187 --> 00:48:50,022 She wouldn't just leave us. 700 00:48:50,989 --> 00:48:52,991 - Riley! - Riley! 701 00:49:05,971 --> 00:49:07,272 What the fuck? 702 00:49:09,709 --> 00:49:11,109 What the fuck is that? 703 00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:18,116 It's a trail. 704 00:49:19,886 --> 00:49:21,086 Riley! 705 00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:22,521 Riley! 706 00:49:23,188 --> 00:49:25,190 - Riley! - Riley! 707 00:49:25,991 --> 00:49:28,060 Are you okay? 708 00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:30,964 Okay, I'm gonna get your inhaler. 709 00:49:41,774 --> 00:49:42,942 It's not here! 710 00:49:49,248 --> 00:49:50,550 I couldn't find it. 711 00:49:56,789 --> 00:49:58,090 Oh, my God. 712 00:49:58,658 --> 00:50:00,693 Oh, my God. Riley! 713 00:50:00,994 --> 00:50:02,929 - What? What? - He has her. 714 00:50:03,395 --> 00:50:05,865 Heather, we don't know what he wants. 715 00:50:05,899 --> 00:50:07,700 - Riley, we're coming! - Heather! 716 00:50:15,975 --> 00:50:18,277 - Sam! - I'm here. 717 00:50:18,912 --> 00:50:20,145 Sam! 718 00:50:21,981 --> 00:50:24,182 Oh, my God. Sam, get it off. 719 00:50:25,785 --> 00:50:27,687 - I can't. - Sam, it hurts. Get it off. 720 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,689 Calm. 721 00:50:29,856 --> 00:50:31,256 What are we gonna do? It hurts. 722 00:50:45,370 --> 00:50:46,906 What are we gonna do? 723 00:50:48,473 --> 00:50:50,175 Oh, my God. 724 00:50:51,310 --> 00:50:53,613 - I don't know if I can move. - You've got to. 725 00:50:55,314 --> 00:50:57,316 Ready? One, two... Don't put your weight on it. 726 00:50:57,349 --> 00:50:59,052 Don't put your weight on it. 727 00:50:59,451 --> 00:51:01,219 - I can't move any further. - I got you. 728 00:51:04,289 --> 00:51:05,925 Put your weight on me. 729 00:51:06,525 --> 00:51:08,126 Oh, my God, I can't go. 730 00:51:10,262 --> 00:51:12,197 - Sam, I can't go any further. - I know. 731 00:51:12,699 --> 00:51:14,634 - Here. - I can't. 732 00:51:15,702 --> 00:51:17,269 Oh, my God. 733 00:51:17,302 --> 00:51:20,439 Okay, calm. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 734 00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:26,111 - Okay, I have to go find Riley. - No, don't leave me. 735 00:51:26,144 --> 00:51:29,181 Okay, okay. I'm coming back for you, okay? 736 00:51:30,349 --> 00:51:32,051 We are going to come back for you. 737 00:51:32,885 --> 00:51:34,252 Okay? Okay. 738 00:51:34,486 --> 00:51:37,023 Just try and stay calm. Okay? 739 00:53:21,594 --> 00:53:23,129 Riley. Riley. 740 00:53:23,162 --> 00:53:24,997 Hey, hey. No, hey, hey. It's me. 741 00:53:25,031 --> 00:53:27,100 It's me. It's me. Okay, okay, okay. 742 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,402 Sam. Sam. He's recording us. 743 00:53:41,446 --> 00:53:43,616 Help! Help! 744 00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:47,385 Get the fuck away from her! 745 00:53:47,653 --> 00:53:49,055 Sam! 746 00:53:49,321 --> 00:53:50,990 Help! Help! 747 00:53:51,023 --> 00:53:52,825 Somebody fucking help us! 748 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:56,361 You motherfucker! Get the fuck away from her! 749 00:53:56,394 --> 00:53:58,698 - I'm gonna kill your friend. - Sam! Sam! 750 00:53:59,031 --> 00:54:02,101 - The blonde one, too. - Fuck! Get the fuck away from her! 751 00:54:03,903 --> 00:54:05,303 Sam! 752 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,508 You motherfucker! 753 00:54:09,542 --> 00:54:11,811 Sam! Sam! 754 00:54:11,844 --> 00:54:13,813 Are you okay? 755 00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:29,128 Sam! 756 00:55:00,827 --> 00:55:02,195 Okay. 757 00:55:08,568 --> 00:55:10,502 Sam! Sam. 758 00:55:11,436 --> 00:55:14,173 Oh, my God. Sam, what happened? 759 00:55:15,608 --> 00:55:16,943 Where's Heather? 760 00:55:17,743 --> 00:55:20,313 She, uh... She got caught in a trap. 761 00:55:20,345 --> 00:55:22,815 She's... She's alive, but she's hurt. 762 00:55:22,849 --> 00:55:24,516 Oh, my God. 763 00:55:25,117 --> 00:55:27,019 - Is he dead? - I think so. 764 00:55:30,857 --> 00:55:33,092 Okay. Okay. 765 00:55:36,929 --> 00:55:38,698 I need you to cut that out of me. 766 00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:41,934 Jesus Christ. 767 00:55:50,442 --> 00:55:52,011 What are you doing? 768 00:56:13,232 --> 00:56:15,433 I can't go any further. 769 00:56:15,968 --> 00:56:18,170 - I can't go any further. - Okay, okay, okay. 770 00:56:20,606 --> 00:56:22,407 Okay, okay. 771 00:56:25,011 --> 00:56:27,046 Oh, my God, it hurts so much. 772 00:56:27,146 --> 00:56:28,648 Okay. 773 00:56:31,017 --> 00:56:33,719 - Oh, my God. - Okay. Easy. 774 00:56:33,853 --> 00:56:35,453 Oh, my God. 775 00:56:35,487 --> 00:56:37,123 - I'm just cutting it open. - Okay, okay. 776 00:56:37,156 --> 00:56:40,259 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 777 00:56:40,293 --> 00:56:41,894 Okay, okay. 778 00:56:55,408 --> 00:56:57,043 We need to get you to the hospital. 779 00:56:58,510 --> 00:57:00,146 Who's doing this to us? 780 00:57:00,179 --> 00:57:02,114 Some fucking psychopath. 781 00:57:02,148 --> 00:57:04,350 He was filming it and he put it all online. 782 00:57:04,550 --> 00:57:06,719 - What? - Yeah. 783 00:57:06,953 --> 00:57:08,621 Is that what the fuckin' laptop was for? 784 00:57:08,654 --> 00:57:09,989 - Yeah. - Okay. 785 00:57:10,022 --> 00:57:11,924 I think he's been watching us for a while. 786 00:57:13,292 --> 00:57:15,828 - Is he dead? - Yeah, I think so. 787 00:57:15,861 --> 00:57:18,064 Sam shoved an arrow through his stomach. 788 00:57:21,267 --> 00:57:22,935 Sam, is your leg okay? 789 00:57:22,969 --> 00:57:24,469 It's fine. 790 00:57:29,909 --> 00:57:32,311 That's a truck. Look, a truck. 791 00:57:36,749 --> 00:57:38,918 Hey! Hey! 792 00:57:40,152 --> 00:57:42,021 Help! Help! 793 00:57:42,288 --> 00:57:43,856 - You have to help us. - What happened? What happened? 794 00:57:43,889 --> 00:57:46,659 There's a guy after us. He's been shooting arrows at us. 795 00:57:46,692 --> 00:57:48,861 - What? - Please. Help. 796 00:57:49,562 --> 00:57:51,998 Cheryl, it's Terry. I'm gonna need an airlift. 797 00:57:52,031 --> 00:57:53,566 What's the situation? 798 00:57:53,866 --> 00:57:57,236 I got a female hiker, early 20s, with a possible compound fracture. 799 00:57:57,269 --> 00:57:59,338 I'll send search and rescue your way. 800 00:57:59,905 --> 00:58:02,675 Roger. All right, just breathe. What happened? 801 00:58:03,242 --> 00:58:04,744 Some kind of bear trap. 802 00:58:04,777 --> 00:58:06,245 Jesus Christ. All right, you know what? 803 00:58:06,278 --> 00:58:07,713 This is gonna be easier if I take you in the truck. 804 00:58:07,747 --> 00:58:09,348 Okay. Come on. 805 00:58:27,933 --> 00:58:29,301 Get back here! 806 00:58:32,138 --> 00:58:33,906 You think anyone's coming to save you? 807 00:58:37,343 --> 00:58:38,677 Nobody's coming. 808 00:58:51,657 --> 00:58:52,992 Oh, my God! 809 00:59:02,902 --> 00:59:04,136 I'm sorry. 810 00:59:17,883 --> 00:59:19,085 Oh, my God. 811 01:02:48,953 --> 01:02:53,835 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull57013

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