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♪ E... ♪
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♪ 'verybody... ♪
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♪ Needs a friend ♪
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JULES:
Never feel more alone than when
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I'm putting a fitted sheet on a bed
as one human person.
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This is a team activity.
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‐ You know, we do have
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a fourth friend who could've been helpful
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in this situation.
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‐ As a child of many divorces,
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I really can't handle
when you and Madison fight.
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‐ Oh my god, are we gonna have
to have separate Friendsgivings?
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‐ Madison is going with Ruby to Australia
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and not to Greece with me! We're just...
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giving each other some space.
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Two continents of space.
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♪ Need me ♪
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It's not like she's tried
reaching out to me.
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She can text me any time she wants.
‐ I'm sure she will.
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[phone buzzing]
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Some days, I have to convince myself
that I am not at least part witch.
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[buzzing stops]
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‐ Well?!
‐ It's Fender.
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‐ Okay, and why are you not more excited?
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‐ Because he's on tour with who
knows how many groupies probably.
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I'm not exactly trying to get my hopes up.
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[phone ringing]
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‐ Is it one of the groupies?
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‐ Uh, basically.
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It's my mom. This is
the third time she's called me.
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I love her, but I just cannot
do Sharon Wiley right now.
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‐ Okay, are we the only two people in your
life you are talking to right now, or...
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‐ Pretty much pleading
the fifth emotionally, yeah.
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‐ If my mom called me
three times in a row,
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I would be fully convinced that someone
in my family had passed away.
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How are you not freaking out?
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‐ Well, I wasn't before.
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‐ I mean, three times is kind of a lot.
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‐ Shit.
[applause]
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[laughter]
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‐ Alright, improv fans!
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For our first scene, our prompt is
"reasons Jules' mom
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has called her three times."
Now, to kick us off,
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could we get a suggestion
from the audience?
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‐ Oh! Um, her dad died?
‐ Oh, nice one.
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‐ Dead dad. Perfect.
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‐ What?! No, no, no!
ACTOR: [chewing] Um, hey, honey?
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You didn't put peanuts in this, did you?
‐ Yes, and I sure did,
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because it's pad Thai,
and I love Asian cuisine!
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ACTOR 1:
Yes, and I know you do,
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but I'm allergic! Oh!
‐ [gasps] Oh no!
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[gagging]
ACTOR 2: Freeze!
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[audience laughter]
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Oh my chest!
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I'm having a massively
unexpected heart attack!
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‐ Yes, and it's not a heart attack!
It's a stroke! It's a stroke.
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‐ Jason, she's doing that thing again
where she says "yes and,"
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but then disagrees with me.
‐ Stay in the scene, Rich.
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‐ It throws me off.
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‐ Okay, Kelly, get in there. Tag in.
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‐ Bang! I just murdered my own husband,
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Jules' father, in cold blood.
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‐ Oh wow.
‐ What?
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‐ Yes, and I'm dead!
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I'm dead, and it's Jules' fault
for not picking up
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the phone in time!
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[curtains rattling]
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‐ I should probably call my mom.
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♪ theme song ♪
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[sighs] Please don't let
anyone actually be dead.
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SHARON [on voicemail]:
Hi, Julesy! Don't worry, it's just me.
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We finally found a buyer for the house,
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so Dad and I need you
to come home this weekend
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to help pack up your old bedroom.
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JULES' DAD [on voicemail]:
Honey? A‐are you talking to me?
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SHARON:
No, Craig, I'm talking to Jules!
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CRAIG: You're what?!
SHARON: I'm talking to‐‐
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Anyway, love you. Bye.
[laughs]
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MADISON: I think option C
is better for brand recognition.
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More memorable.
STELLA: Okay, cool.
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That's what we were thinking, too.
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♪ music playing ♪
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Jules did these designs, by the way.
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‐ Mm, she did a good job.
‐ Yeah.
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Izzy and I saw her today.
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‐ [sighs] You're being real
subtle bringing this up, Stel.
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‐ Why don't you just text her?
MADISON: Because!
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I know she thinks Ruby is shady,
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and I think she really
is just trying to help.
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She's introducing me
to her dad this weekend.
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‐ You are meeting with a damn music mogul.
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I mean, he's been in
hot tubs with Rihanna,
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he's been thanked in more
Grammy speeches than God.
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‐ I mean, minus the country
music categories, but...
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I'm super nervous.
I mean, if he likes me,
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I think this could lead to me
working for a freaking record label.
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‐ Well, I'm also meeting a very
important dad this weekend, too.
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Bruno's.
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‐ Uh, I might be in love with
your girlfriend's baby daddy.
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‐ Well, I wouldn't mind. But,
his boyfriend, on the other hand...
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‐ Am I the only straight person
left in Los Angeles?
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‐ Yes. Liv and Lucas met in college,
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and Bruno was conceived in a...
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"maybe we're bi" moment.
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‐ Hm. Maybe I need a moment like that.
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‐ No. You are deeply straight.
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And I don't mean that as a compliment.
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‐ [gasps] Ooh!
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This means three more pee stops,
but thank you.
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‐ Thanks for giving me a ride.
‐ Oh,
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it's literally on the way
to my parents' house.
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[shuts door]
So, what is this place again?
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‐ Oh, it's like a spa vineyard situation.
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You know, it'll kinda be
my post‐breakup "eat, pray, love."
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Although, realistically for me,
more of a...
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"sip, soak, cry."
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Are you excited to see your parents?
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‐ Yeah.
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It's a little sad to say goodbye
to my childhood home.
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All my best psychological
damage happened there.
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‐ Same. My childhood home
was basically like a trauma center.
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♪
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‐ Wow. It's happening.
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My people are talking, having a...
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water together.
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‐ I mean, I guess we can't have alcohol
before going to a kid thing, right?
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‐ Uh, you haven't met
some of the straight parents.
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Lives of very loud desperation.
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LIV:
Yeah.
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I'm gonna go change.
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I went too hard on the mom look, right?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Please.
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‐ Cool.
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[sighs]
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‐ Um, Bruno is the coolest kid ever.
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Yeah, no, seriously.
Kudos to your DNA. [laughs]
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‐ We're really lucky. [laughs]
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You and Liv, you must be getting really,
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really serious.
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She's never introduced
Bruno to anyone before.
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Ever.
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♪
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‐ I'm really nervous.
‐ Why are you nervous?
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It's your dad.
‐ He can be really...
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Well, you know how moguls are.
[laughs]
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He's just hard on me
because he was self‐made,
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and it's my fault that he was
rich when I was born?
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‐ [laughs]
Well, very smart move by baby you.
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‐ [laughs] No, he's gonna love you.
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He's been judgmental
of my friends in the past
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just because they're always in rehab
or Spain or whatever,
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but you're the real deal.
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And it's gonna prove to my dad
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that I've been taking my Hillslope job
seriously. I've got my shit together.
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‐ Cool, so no pressure. [laughs]
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DJ [on radio]: Good afternoon,
Palo Alto. This is Ricky Riley.
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Let's get ready for the weekend.
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You're listening to HOT 87.6,
playing all the hits from the '80s, '90s,
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and, well, yeah. Just from then.
‐ Wow, Jesus.
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Ricky Riley's been the DJ at this station
since people used fax machines.
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RICKY: We're giving out free Sugar Ray
tickets to our first three callers.
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‐ My god, my mom would always make us
call into this station, like, 1,000 times,
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trying to win free tickets. We never won.
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She said, uh, the only thing
she ever won was me.
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‐ Aw. Well, you're her baby girl.
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‐ Yeah.
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When you grow up with someone
who tells you you walk on water,
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then you get out into
the real world, and, uh, you sink...
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‐ I was told I was gonna sink,
and then I did.
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I do feel like mine's similar, but worse.
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‐ There was this one concert,
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uh, the headliner was the Sorcerer,
who I was totally obsessed with.
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‐ Oh my god, the guy with the long hair?
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‐ I was pretty much in love with him.
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My mom really, really wanted me
to win that one, but...
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I wouldn't even let her call.
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I just lied and said I didn't wanna go.
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‐ What? Why?
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‐ 'Cause I thought there was zero chance
of winning, so I didn't wanna play.
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‐ Okay, maybe your trauma
is worse than mine.
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‐ Thank you.
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Ooh, we're almost at your wine spa.
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♪
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♪ angelic music ♪
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‐ Wow. This place is... [laughs]
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Can I have my ashes spread here?
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[laughs] Not today, but, um...
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Uh, the reservation is under...
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Alison.
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ALISON J:
Cutie pie!
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Ah!
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Yay, yay, yay!
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♪ foreboding music ♪
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My god, how are you?
[laughs]
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♪
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[Craig laughing]
‐ She's here!
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[laughing]
‐ Dad,
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it's not 1996. Why are you
filming me with a camcorder?
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‐ I found it packing up the basement.
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Your mother said it wouldn't still work,
but I futzed with it.
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‐ Yeah, it wasn't meant
to be a challenge, Craig.
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Honey, go outside to the car
and get Jules' bag.
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CRAIG: You talking to me?
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‐ It's gonna be quite the experience
when you and dad live in an apartment,
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and you'll always be able
to hear each other, huh?
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‐ [laughs] You're funny.
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‐ [sighs] Nothing like
coming home to be confronted
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with your future in memoriam slide show.
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‐ Yeah, I told your father
to pack those at the end,
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so that we could look at you
to the last possible minute.
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‐ [sighs] You look great, Mom.
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‐ Ugh, I look terrible. You look great.
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You are gorgeous.
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‐ Wait, are you throwing out
all of your pottery?
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‐ Who would want anything I made?
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Who I do wanna talk about is you,
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my beautiful grown girl,
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living that fabulous LA life.
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‐ Oh god, it's not that fabulous, Mom.
‐ Come on.
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Your big promotion? I just saw your, um,
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I saw your boss on Kelly Ripa.
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Not a pore between the two of them.
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‐ Yeah, Celeste is pretty pretty.
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But, I'm, uh, I'm not sure Woöm
is the best for me anymore, actually.
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‐ Something's wrong.
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What's wrong?
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Uh, it's actually not about work.
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Madison and I are in a...
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in a weird thing. She's...
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been hanging out
with this other girl a lot.
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‐ [scoffs] Come on!
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What does this other girl
have that you don't have?
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‐ Mm, uh, let's see.
A literal billion dollars?
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‐ Trust me. Madison knows
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that there is not a friend in
the world that's better than you.
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No contest. Just break the ice,
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text her. She'll be
so happy to hear from you.
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‐ Alright, fine.
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[typing]
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[sends text]
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[laughs]
[restaurant chatter]
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‐ Oh, he's coming.
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Put your phone away.
He always gives me shit about that.
244
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ANDRE:
Sorry I'm late.
245
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Ed Sheeran is driving me insane.
246
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‐ [laughs] Uh, Dad,
this is my friend Madison Maxwell,
247
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publicist extraordinaire.
248
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‐ It is such an honor to meet you.
249
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,390
‐ Okay, I'm not the Dalai Lama.
250
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,017
Close. [laughs]
251
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,020
Oh shit, Pink is here.
252
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,730
Let me go kiss her ass for one minute.
253
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‐ You can sit down now.
‐ Oh.
254
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♪
255
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,615
‐ So, I've already gotten you started
256
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at sorting your things out,
kind of separating...
257
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,287
Oh, this I almost forgot.
258
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:44,830
‐ Oh god, Mom, with all due respect,
259
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I don't think my baby teeth need
to make the move to your condo.
260
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,627
[phone buzzing]
261
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,592
‐ What's wrong now?
262
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,594
‐ Nothing. Nothing. Um...
263
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,139
You know what? I'm just gonna throw
all this out. Do you have trash bags‐‐
264
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,599
‐ Oh no, no, no! No, y‐‐
265
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,642
You can't toss this out. This is special.
266
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,145
‐ Why? You're throwing out
all the pottery you made.
267
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,397
‐ [scoffs] That's just me. It's...
268
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That's different.
269
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‐ Mom, it's not different.
This isn't special.
270
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This is garbage!
[rattling]
271
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‐ [scoffs] You... Whoa...
272
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That's real nice.
273
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,451
‐ [sighs] God...
274
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ALISON J:
Well,
275
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let me just say on behalf
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of both the Alisons and myself,
277
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we are thrilled you're considering
our offer. It's thrilling.
278
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,175
‐ Well, I would say I'm, um,
considering considering it.
279
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,260
[laughs] It's not yet fully considered,
280
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,763
but, uh, thank you
for saying the word thrilling.
281
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,308
‐ Well, we are very serious
about you joining our team, Izzy.
282
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That is why we are wining
and whining you.
283
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,523
‐ Um, that's thrilling. [nervous laugh]
284
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But, um, I just‐‐ I don't know
if I'm quite ready to leave Woöm
285
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,028
just yet.
‐ Yeah.
286
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,948
I mean, do you think Celeste
would ever give you a weekend like this?
287
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,200
‐ Uh...
ALISON: Well,
288
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,910
we are expanding into a rosé brand.
289
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,747
And as head of branded,
I'm spearheading the entire process.
290
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,500
Yeah. Alison B was actually
supposed to be here with me,
291
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but, sleepy little angel, she wanted you
292
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to have her entire comped deluxe suite.
293
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,341
‐ Wow. Yeah, that's so generous.
294
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,261
It's crazy you can order
a massage through the TV.
295
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,388
‐ So cute.
296
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,807
Uh, so which one of
these is your favorite?
297
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,892
‐ Oh. Uh,
298
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,143
I would say that one.
299
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,896
It wasn't too sweet,
but it was still fruity.
300
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,940
The other ones felt
a little bit like I was drinking,
301
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,567
like, an expensive Starburst.
302
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:39,444
‐ Okay, great.
That decides it. This is the one.
303
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,029
‐ Yeah, excuse me!
304
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This is our new signature rosé.
305
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,576
‐ What?
‐ Yes!
306
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:46,952
Congrats.
307
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,329
[nervous laugh]
308
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[kids shrieking, screaming]
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♪
310
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COUNSELOR:
Okay, families!
311
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Let's have you guys huddle up for
the color war. We'll get you set up.
312
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,217
Here we go, champ!
One for your mom, one for your dad.
313
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,636
‐ But, I want Stella to have a shirt, too.
314
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,471
She's part of our team.
‐ Oh,
315
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,557
I‐I really don't need one, bud.
316
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,100
I promise you, I'm good.
317
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,186
‐ I‐I'm sorry,
you must be Bruno's stepmom?
318
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,438
‐ Oh, no. I'm, uh, just a girlfriend.
319
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,733
‐ Her girlfriend.
320
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,526
‐ What's up?
321
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,403
‐ Oh.
322
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,614
Can I get another red shirt over here?
323
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,115
It's another throuple.
324
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,078
‐ So, Marilyn, tell me about yourself.
325
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,372
‐ Uh, well, uh, I've been doing PR
326
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,209
for the last five years, and‐‐
‐ You know,
327
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,294
the last girl Ruby tried
to get me to hire on tour
328
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,506
got us permanently banned
from The Peninsula in Hong Kong.
329
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,008
‐ [nervous laugh] That was, uh,
330
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,927
mostly a misunderstanding, Dad.
331
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,054
‐ Was it also a misunderstanding
332
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,265
when your coke dealer friend
stole Tyler the Creator's Grammy
333
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,350
at our holiday party?
334
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,019
‐ That was a joke.
She was gonna give it back.
335
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,313
Tyler thought it was funny.
336
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,565
‐ Tyler's not rude. Back to you.
337
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,193
♪ music playing ♪
338
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,946
You a druggie?
‐ Nope!
339
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,573
But, I do have an addictive personality.
340
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,283
But, it's mostly channeled
341
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,369
into coffee, Soul Cycle, and work.
ANDRE: Hm.
342
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,538
You think you can teach
my daughter how to get into that?
343
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,623
‐ Dad, I've been working
really hard at the label.
344
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,458
I'm in the office every day.
345
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,168
‐ Hard? [laughs]
346
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,920
My assistant said that you expensed
347
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,339
a $4,000 desk chair.
348
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,174
Glad it's getting some use.
349
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,634
‐ Anyway, this is about Madison.
350
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,678
ANDRE:
Who?
351
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,763
‐ That'd be me.
‐ Oh, yeah.
352
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,931
Sure, she seems great.
353
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,433
‐ Yep, I'm just, honestly,
so excited for the opportunity
354
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,644
to get more involved with the label,
and for the tour‐‐
355
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,521
‐ You know, I'm not gonna
let you trash my jet again.
356
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:41,066
You're gonna fly commercial to Australia.
357
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,194
[ringtone playing]
358
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,697
[typing, sends text]
Look, I gotta get back to work.
359
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,658
I'm impressed by your drive, Madison.
360
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,911
Maybe you'll rub off on her in Australia.
361
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,958
‐ Uh, thank you.
It was so nice meeting you.
362
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,169
‐ [laughs] I know.
363
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,925
♪
364
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,262
‐ The truth is we do make a hot throuple.
365
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,265
‐ Really? I feel like
we look like the Wiggles.
366
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:16,894
‐ The... I'm not sure what the Wiggles
are, but they don't sound very hot.
367
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,271
‐ Lucas, do you not
watch kids' stuff with him?
368
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,523
‐ Uh, no, but we‐we did
369
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,817
just binge watch Mare of Easttown.
‐ Oh. Love.
370
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,153
‐ Oh...
‐ Oh!
371
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,655
[nervous laugh]
That is not a good Liv look.
372
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,407
‐ Yeah, Mario said that
she was gonna kill me.
373
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,909
‐ Who's Mario?
374
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,577
‐ Oh, uh, he's my boyfriend.
375
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:37,122
‐ Oh, no way! Wow.
Why didn't you bring him here?
376
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,417
‐ Uh, Lucas doesn't
377
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,669
feel ready to have Mario meet Bruno.
378
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,925
‐ Oh. Hm.
BRUNO: Look.
379
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,843
♪
380
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,762
‐ Aw.
‐ Wow.
381
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:54,848
Oh...
382
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,559
[nervous whimper]
383
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:05,609
[phone buzzing]
384
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,364
‐ Hey. Look who it is.
I thought you were on the road again.
385
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,699
‐ I am. We're just packing up from a show.
386
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,826
I have something really
important I need to tell you.
387
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:16,954
‐ Okay.
388
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:20,040
‐ I saw the world's
largest ball of twine, Jules.
389
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,711
And, uh, that just felt like
something you needed to know.
390
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:29,132
‐ I mean, it was,
and I feel incredibly seen right now.
391
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,218
How's the tour?
FENDER [on phone]: It's good.
392
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,970
We went through Kansas yesterday.
393
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,138
You know, as someone
who's not from this country,
394
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,141
I am really leaning into
the whole Americana thing.
395
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,936
Like, I'm wearing a cowboy hat right now.
396
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,646
‐ Oh, I'm holding my own baby teeth.
397
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,358
‐ Uh, way to bury the lead.
JULES [on phone]: I, uh,
398
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,653
had to come home to my parents'
house and help them pack up.
399
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,655
It's very... a lot.
400
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,908
I‐I'm sure Kansas is more fun though.
401
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:56,994
‐ Cowboy, take me away.
402
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,495
‐ Ooh, a Chicks fan.
403
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,583
Hey, what about the Sorcerer?
Do you remember him?
404
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,460
FENDER:
Uh, of course. His shows are legendary.
405
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,671
‐ Yeah. I never made it to one.
406
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:11,300
‐ Uh, I think we're done packing up,
so I gotta get back on the bus, but, um,
407
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,178
I'm really glad I got to say hi.
408
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,930
‐ Yeah, me, too.
FENDER: See you, Jules.
409
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:19,975
[hangs up]
410
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,895
[sighs]
411
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,689
‐ You're still hot.
412
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:31,028
♪ foreboding music ♪
413
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:34,031
[crows cawing]
414
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,785
Where in the literal hell...
415
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,921
RICKY [echoing]:
Welcome to HOT 87.6,
416
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,089
Jules' own personal hell.
417
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,716
We're playing all of the top hits
418
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,718
from her unspecial life.
419
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,721
♪
420
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,724
[rummaging]
421
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,770
JULES:
Mom?
422
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:08,106
‐ You were right.
We gotta get rid of this stuff.
423
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,234
‐ Hey! My mom made that!
CAT LADY: Oh,
424
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,402
this we can keep.
425
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,446
"Most unspecial."
426
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,323
[Jules sighs]
Here! Take it!
427
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,158
‐ Very funny.
428
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,786
‐ That's what you think
of yourself, isn't it?
429
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:22,371
You can't win!
430
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:25,207
You don't wanna meet the big rock star.
431
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,626
‐ Meet him? Is he here?
‐ We're in
432
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:30,587
this freaking hellscape! Look around!
433
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,757
‐ Are we in the poster?
‐ What do you care?
434
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,051
You didn't even wanna go to his concert.
435
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,970
‐ I did! [sighs]
436
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:40,639
I shouldn't have said
that I didn't. I shouldn't...
437
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,599
I shouldn't be so scared.
438
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,310
‐ Of what?
439
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,605
‐ That I'm not special or whatever.
440
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,608
♪
441
00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,279
I am.
442
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,322
‐ Yeah.
443
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,116
You are.
444
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,704
[crow cawing]
445
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,789
‐ It's you.
446
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,801
[gasps]
447
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,023
[Ruby sighs]
448
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,941
‐ My dad is such a dick.
449
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,526
‐ I'm so sorry, Ruby.
450
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,446
‐ No matter what I do,
he just sees me as a spoiled brat.
451
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:41,283
I mean, I've been busting my ass
at Hillslope for, like, four months now.
452
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,202
‐ Yeah.
453
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,787
Wait. Wait, you've only been
there for four months?
454
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:46,872
What were you doing before?
455
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,291
‐ What are you? On his side?
456
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,918
♪ piano music ♪
457
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,544
You know what? Fuck my dad.
458
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,589
And fuck the label,
and fuck Australia. I'm quitting.
459
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:57,591
‐ Wait, you're not gonna
come with us on the tour?
460
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,052
‐ Come with you?
461
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,553
You're my friend.
462
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,055
If I'm not going, you're not going.
463
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:06,183
‐ Look, of course I'm your friend,
464
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,143
but this is also my career.
465
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,938
You know this is a big opportunity for me.
[Ruby scoffs]
466
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,857
‐ Wow! So, there it is.
467
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,610
‐ What?
‐ I thought you were different.
468
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,779
But, you've just been
using me like every other
469
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,822
desperate girl who wants to be my friend.
470
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,741
‐ I'm sorry, desperate?
471
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,161
You're the one buying elaborate gifts
and inviting me everywhere.
472
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:29,164
Look, you insisted on
helping me because you wanted to.
473
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,750
‐ You should've seen yourself
with my dad just now.
474
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,504
Sucking up to him?
You were basically flirting.
475
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:38,757
But I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Rich older guys are your type.
476
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,511
‐ Are you fucking serious right now?
477
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:45,472
I was trying to impress him
because you literally told me to.
478
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,600
‐ Well, I'm literally telling you
to go home and forget about the tour
479
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,395
because it's not happening
for either of us.
480
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,405
‐ Jules never liked you.
481
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,122
[kids screaming]
482
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,418
‐ Hey. You okay?
483
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,794
‐ Hey.
484
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,087
Yeah. [clears throat]
485
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,214
No.
486
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,176
‐ Is Lucas being weird?
487
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:25,846
‐ I mean, a little, but it's not Lucas.
488
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:26,847
He's a good dad.
489
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,475
‐ Okay, well, is it me?
‐ No.
490
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:36,607
It's my mom.
491
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,650
‐ Your mom?
492
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,032
‐ Before my mom met my stepdad,
493
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:48,035
she was a revolving door of boyfriends.
494
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,536
You know, and it sucked.
495
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,623
I don't wanna be like those guys that
496
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,209
came into my life, showed up
to three of my volleyball games,
497
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,627
and then bailed. You know,
498
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:58,962
I‐I don't wanna do that to Bruno.
499
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,133
‐ Why are you saying that
like you're going somewhere?
500
00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:06,303
‐ I don't know, I mean, you know,
501
00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:08,597
what if I decide to go back to school?
502
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,807
‐ You might go back to school?
503
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,811
‐ We don't know if the bar is
gonna be a success or not, so‐‐
504
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,522
‐ Wha‐‐ No, I do! It is!
505
00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:18,565
Why haven't you talked to me
about this before, Stella?
506
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,235
‐ Because I am not used to
having to talk to anyone else
507
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,237
when I make big life decisions, okay?
508
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,113
I just do it.
509
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,241
I've never had to consider anyone else,
510
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,618
but now, I have two people
I have to think about.
511
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:32,079
And one of them is really tiny
512
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,580
and adorable.
513
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,960
‐ Okay, so... what are you saying?
514
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:41,421
[sighs]
515
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,842
‐ I don't know...
516
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:53,350
[inhales]
517
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,894
[exhales]
518
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,901
‐ Hi.
‐ Oh, hey.
519
00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:08,699
‐ I'm sorry for being weird
about the teeth in the trash.
520
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:11,285
You should keep everything
that's important to you.
521
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaking of, um...
522
00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:18,292
do you think I could have this vase?
523
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:21,086
I have a place in my house
I'd really to put it.
524
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,422
‐ Of course. I mean,
525
00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:26,258
it is an ashtray, but yes,
I'd love for you to have it. [laughs]
526
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:27,759
‐ Thanks, Mom.
527
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:31,680
Mom, you know I think you're amazing.
‐ Well,
528
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,683
uh, thank you.
I think I'm amazing, too. [laughs]
529
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,520
I know I'm special.
530
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,022
I'm special
531
00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:42,649
because I get to be your mom. [laughs]
532
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:45,485
♪
533
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:46,486
[laughs]
534
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,198
Thank you.
535
00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:54,703
‐ Dad! What are you doing? Really?
536
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,833
‐ [laughs] Well, uh,
thanks for this weekend.
537
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,710
It's given me
a weird day hangover,
538
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,378
but a lot to think about.
539
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,714
‐ Ooh! Enough to make a decision?
540
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,716
‐ I'm not sure.
541
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:08,842
♪
542
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:12,679
Um, my relationship
with Celeste is complicated.
543
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,141
I know she won't notice me
the way I want her to, but...
544
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,770
I guess I really do look up to her.
545
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,647
‐ Listen, Izzy,
546
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:24,483
we didn't wanna have to tell you this,
but there's something you should know.
547
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:28,779
You're being loyal to Celeste,
548
00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:30,781
but she's not being loyal to you.
549
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:33,784
♪
550
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:41,291
‐ I'll be there in 30 minutes.
Are you a brand new Izzy?
551
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,587
‐ Um, actually,
I'm gonna stay one more night. Um...
552
00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:49,550
I'll just fly out tomorrow morning.
Th‐they gave me an extra night for free
553
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:52,678
because, uh, my skin‐contact wine
had no skin contact.
554
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:55,013
‐ Please stop saying skin‐contact.
555
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,183
Okay, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
Don't forget it's Monday staff meeting.
556
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:01,186
‐ Totally. Uh, okay. Uh, drive safe.
557
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:05,858
‐ Hello. [laughs]
558
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,277
No, no, no, this way, cutie. [laughs]
559
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:12,531
RICKY [on radio]: Okay, Palo Alto, call in
now for your chance to request a song
560
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:14,116
after our commercial break.
561
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:16,952
♪ Kars4Kids jingle ♪
562
00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:23,834
[phone ringing]
563
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,545
[ringing]
564
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:30,090
This is Ricky Riley,
and you're on live with HOT 87.6.
565
00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:34,469
‐ Shut up! I really got on?
RICKY: Not many people call these days.
566
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:36,972
Do you have a request
for a special someone?
567
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:39,224
‐ Yeah, I do.
568
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,643
RICKY:
And who do we have on the line?
569
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,438
‐ It's just me. Jules Wiley.
570
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:48,150
♪ Cowboy Take Me Away by The Chicks ♪
571
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:51,820
RICKY: This one goes out
to some guy named Fender.
572
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:59,453
♪ Cowboy, take me away ♪
573
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:03,498
♪ Fly this girl as high as you can ♪
574
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,542
♪ Into the wild blue ♪
575
00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:09,213
♪ Set me free ♪
576
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,381
♪ Oh, I pray ♪
577
00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:15,177
♪ Closer to Heaven above ♪
578
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,554
♪ And closer to you ♪
579
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,600
♪ Closer to you ♪
580
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:33,737
♪ I wanna walk and not run ♪
581
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:36,698
♪ I wanna skip and not fall ♪
582
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:39,409
♪ I wanna look at the horizon ♪
583
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:42,538
♪ And not see a building standing tall ♪
584
00:27:42,538 --> 00:27:45,541
♪ I wanna be the only one ♪
585
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,501
♪ For miles and miles... ♪
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