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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,463 I won! 2 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:57,260 21 to 19. 3 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,639 Three games out of four. 4 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,226 What do I get? 5 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,812 The boot? 6 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,605 That's right. 7 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,567 No! 8 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,327 No! 9 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,163 [Rock && roll music playing 10 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,214 Turn it down! 11 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,302 Christ, it's bloody freezing! 12 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:47,352 - It's bloody arctic! - If you insist on going around naked. 13 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,064 What are you wearing tonight? Cloak and dagger? 14 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,566 What would you suggest? 15 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,944 Something that'll last until 4:00 in the morning. 16 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:59,281 I'm not staying until 4:00 in the morning. I have to work tomorrow. 17 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:03,118 Oh, then wear something orthodox, like a suit. 18 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,956 Could you answer me just one question? 19 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,752 Is it black tie or isn't it? 20 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,963 - Well, how should I know? - Well, could you ring and find out? 21 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:18,633 And I know she will say that some are wearing black ties, some are not. 22 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,554 - All very Democratic. - And all a big waste of time. 23 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:26,349 Oh, don't be so stuffy. And don't wear that shirt! 24 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,853 Oh, pussycat, I want you to wear the one I gave you. 25 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,772 It's too small. 26 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:36,693 - You must have had a dwarf in mind. - I love you in bright colors. 27 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,697 A peacock. I love you anyway. 28 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,202 Let's go somewhere on our own tonight. 29 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,670 Gladys will have a fit. 30 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:13,688 Oh, my darling! But wherever you got it, it's divine. 31 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,275 And I'm so glad to see you. It was sweet of you to come. 32 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:21,905 Forgive me, will you? I must get a drink. I'm parched. I'll see you later. 33 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,198 Hello. 34 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:34,251 - Zee! My angel! - Gladys, darling. 35 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,336 - How pretty you look. - Thank you. 36 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,088 You too, darling. 37 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,549 You're such a wonderful color. 38 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,218 Robert told me you've been to Spain for a week. 39 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,221 When did you get here? I didn't see you come in. 40 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:52,310 - Oh, about two drinks ago. - Only two? Where's Robert? 41 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,773 - Oh, out there some place. - I'm mad about those earrings! 42 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,777 - Oh, thanks. They're fake. - A pity. 43 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:05,740 Yes, well, you know, Robert insisted I leave the real ones in the shop. 44 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,451 - Insurance, you know. - So sad. 45 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,998 Listen, if you're really looking for him, the last time I saw him, 46 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,668 he was lurking behind a potted palm over there. 47 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:19,629 Well, I must go and find him. I have something I have to tell him about. 48 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,506 Something. Okay. 49 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:32,017 I bet you don't know what the word "byssus" means. 50 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,269 No, I don't actually and I don't care. 51 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:42,068 Beard. Having long, silky byssus or beard. 52 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,904 Oh, how exciting. 53 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,822 Now, I wanted your advice. 54 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,491 There's some very interesting African sculptures 55 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,452 come up for auction at sotheby's. 56 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,412 They're Nigerian, in point of fact, 57 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:55,206 but I think they'd be divine for the Rose garden. 58 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:58,293 Yes. Well, we'll go and have a look one morning next week 59 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:02,005 and aftennards we'll have a very smart lunch at Burke's. 60 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,757 Well, are you sure now? 61 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,552 Because last week when you said that, you forgot and didn't call. 62 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:14,142 There is a lady behind you in a silver dress. Who is she? 63 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,645 No, the other side, the other side. 64 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:21,149 Oh, that's darling Stella. 65 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,151 Darling Stella? 66 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,654 Can you effect an introduction? 67 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,407 Of course. But who told me you were settled down 68 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,660 and were getting eight hours sleep a night? 69 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,870 That was during one of my fits of depression. 70 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:38,166 - You're a naughty boy. - Very naughty. Is she a lady of leisure? 71 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,336 No, no, no. She owns a boutique. 72 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,798 You know, oriental tat, but some rather nice frocks. 73 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,175 Stella, dear! 74 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,761 There's someone who doesn't know you. 75 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,639 I thought you said this was going to be a small gathering. 76 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:56,559 No, no, darling, not a small gathering, just small people. 77 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,186 This is Robert. 78 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,814 Robert blakeley. 79 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,695 Do you need a bodyguard? 80 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,907 No, I don't think so. 81 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:17,998 Well, now that I've broken the ice, I'll circulate. 82 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,501 - And don't forget your promise to call. - Yes, Gladys. 83 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,384 - What is this? - It's a koran case. 84 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:33,888 It's got a dent in it. 85 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,558 I believe I bit it. 86 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,602 Oh, really? Do you bite everything? 87 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,439 No, usually not. 88 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,446 Are you a lady of leisure? 89 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,826 - I'm afraid not. - Oh? What then? 90 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,537 I have a shop where I design dresses. 91 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,999 Oh! Ah, well, you could tell me. 92 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:05,295 Would you say that I am a particularly well-dressed man? 93 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,299 - No, not particularly. - No? 94 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,886 Don't you think that you should take me in hand? 95 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:18,141 - Clothes are a very personal thing. - I know. 96 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,686 That's what I mean. 97 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:31,071 - I think she looks like a bag of bones. - Really? I think she looks quite nice. 98 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,531 - Do you? - Who is she? 99 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,908 I have no idea. 100 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,329 Well, I think I'll find out. Excuse me, love. 101 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,622 Blakeley! 102 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:44,793 - I say, blakeley. Your game next. - Yes, I'll be right there. 103 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:49,798 Perhaps I could come to your shop and you could do me some shirts. 104 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,217 Most of my designs are for women. 105 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,803 Couldn't you make an exception in my case? 106 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,139 - Perhaps. - Only perhaps? 107 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:02,519 You would love my family. They're all doctors. 108 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,854 What makes you think I like doctors? 109 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:09,317 - Well, you know, I mean, it just shows. - I can't see it myself. 110 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,112 He's an architect. 111 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:16,199 - He develops properties, things like that. - I know he's an architect. 112 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,451 - I've heard of him. - Have you? 113 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,206 Oh, it's not easy being married to a giant. 114 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,042 Or a dwarf. 115 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,294 - It's not easy either way. - Oh, agony... 116 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:31,339 Blakeley. Look, if you can't come, we'll have to play on without you. 117 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,007 I'll come right now. Excuse me. 118 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,346 Ah, billiards. He loves his little games. 119 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,225 - Do you play? - I'm afraid not. 120 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,811 Nor do I. 121 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:50,608 Ping-pong is my sport. Robert says it's because it's more aggressive. 122 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,527 Would you like to go watch them? 123 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,821 - Fine, if you like. - Mmm. 124 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,424 Good shot. 125 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,385 I really cannot stand this room. 126 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,263 It gives me the creeps. 127 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,855 Have you ever noticed how Gladys always has one of everything? 128 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,567 One actor, one painter, one faith healer? 129 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,069 But we all come and guzzle her champagne. 130 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:39,866 She guzzles out of a silver mug. Crafty. 131 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,369 You know, you can't get through to her after 11:00 in the morning. 132 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,247 All her words begin to go, sort of... 133 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,541 Robert, darling! 134 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:53,338 You know she asks Robert his advice about everything? 135 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:57,300 Even having her face lifted. Asked his advice. 136 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,095 It'll be my turn soon for that. 137 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,389 Well, now you know who to ask. 138 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,519 Oh, but I like your face. 139 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,356 Your shadows. 140 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,109 Marvelous. 141 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,867 - We should have brought our embroidery. - Mm-hmm. 142 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,514 Oh, I hope he doesn't lose. Or I'll get the blame. 143 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,393 He's a bad loser. He's a miser too. 144 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,355 Do you know that he didn't even buy me my wedding ring? 145 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,566 Borrowed his sister's. We got the weirdest wedding presents. 146 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,485 Do you know what one of them was? 147 00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,989 A collapsible leather waste-paper basket. 148 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,574 Yucky green leather. 149 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,414 Um... did you get nice wedding presents? 150 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,085 - I eloped. - Oh, good for you. 151 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,130 Where is he? 152 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:21,217 - He's in the country. - Any children? 153 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:25,221 - Yes. Two boys. - Oh! How charming. 154 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,600 Oh, there you are, my darlings. 155 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:34,063 - How nice to see you're getting along. - Yes, isn't it? 156 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:40,028 You know, this room has always had a special quality for me. 157 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,322 It's a man's room. 158 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,575 Something they don't build into houses anymore. 159 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,328 Yes. Thank god. 160 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,382 What did you say? 161 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,095 Oh, I was just telling her about myself. Frightened her somehow. 162 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,015 You know, she told me 163 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:13,019 that she's prone to weeping if anything nice happens to her. 164 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,730 Yucky-yuck. 165 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,123 Stella? 166 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,710 - Are you all right? - Yes. 167 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,380 Well, open the door then. 168 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,844 What's upset you? 169 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,555 Nothing. Really. 170 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,269 If I call, will you have dinner with me? 171 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,942 Robert! We're all going dancing. 172 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,319 I'm not going dancing. I'm going home. 173 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:07,365 Oh, no. Me want me Bobby in me arms. 174 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,492 I'll call you tomorrow. 175 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,744 Robert! 176 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,913 All right, I'm coming. 177 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,210 Bugger 178 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,314 - yes, my little pussycat! - You cut out that little girl crap 179 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,218 because you're not persuading me to do anything. 180 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,092 You're not persuading me. 181 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,802 We are not going dancing! 182 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,513 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 183 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,515 It's getting late. 184 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,143 You see that? 185 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:39,564 That is the first time in years that I've worn a watch. 186 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,651 That's what you've done to me. You've made me count the minutes. 187 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,362 I've waited all day to see you. 188 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,242 What do you want to eat? 189 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,581 I feel I ought to warn you. I'm expensive. 190 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,834 I only eat the choicest things apart from cabbage. 191 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,212 Oh, really? Zee likes that too. Late at night. 192 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,465 I knew we had something in common. 193 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,676 Is there anything else? 194 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,555 I don't know that yet, do I? 195 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,355 People never want to admit they were in love once it's over. 196 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:27,528 How they sat on a bench and waited or danced all night. 197 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,948 Or went for a walk in the frost, 198 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,743 blew on someone's fingers. 199 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:39,916 Everyone has two types, and one is true and one is false. 200 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:45,880 - How can you tell? - You can tell by their skin. 201 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,675 And by the touch. 202 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,847 And by the eyes. 203 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,475 The windows of the soul. 204 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,148 Come on, let's go. 205 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,402 - Hello, Robert. - Hello. 206 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,697 A hummingbird. 207 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,574 - A pretty one. - Yeah. 208 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,202 Well, wrap yourself up. It's very cold. 209 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,039 Do you like to be kissed there? 210 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,292 - There? - Mm-mmm. 211 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,628 - There? - No. 212 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,755 Liar. 213 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,967 I lied to your wife. 214 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,555 I told her my husband was in the country. 215 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,308 - Whereas, in fact, he's dead. - Aha, that makes you a widow. 216 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,227 And a liar. 217 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,813 Where are we going to eat? 218 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:48,609 Well, do you want me to take you to dinner or do you want to cook me an egg? 219 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,195 I don't know. 220 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,907 Why don't you cook me an egg, eh? 221 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,662 - Because you can't cook. - No. I drop things. 222 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:02,999 You know how it is. 223 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:07,044 You get over being young and then suddenly you're young again. 224 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:13,718 I wish that we had met in a different place. 225 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:19,557 On a quiet road in the country or a rainy afternoon in a tearoom. 226 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,147 Robert blakeley, you said. 227 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,891 Well, here I am. 228 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,602 I told you we'd meet again. 229 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,858 - Some lunch? - Oh! Thank you. 230 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,778 I just love eating in between meals. 231 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,324 You know, I saw a funny thing just now. A man sitting at a long table 232 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,160 with six or seven women opposite him, all Indian. 233 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,329 - What do you think they were? - Indians? 234 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,123 No, I mean their relationship. 235 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,669 - Sisters, maybe. - Hmm. 236 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,839 I wish I had a sister. Someone to confide in. 237 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:44,433 I love your shop. It's so clever. 238 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,815 I bet you can't guess why I'm here. 239 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,819 I'm not clairvoyant today. I never am on mondays. 240 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:01,909 Well, I want you to dress me from head to toe. 241 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,662 Oh, excuse me, madam. Would you like me to put these in the back? 242 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,498 - Yes, do. - Mmm, lovely. 243 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,458 Boys as well. 244 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,128 Oh, what a pretty thing. 245 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,463 Mmm, but I'm afraid that one's sold, madam. 246 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,757 That never deterred me, dear. 247 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,216 What are you? 248 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,721 - I'm a 12. - Do you want to try it on in there? 249 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,306 Don't want everyone to know you're a 12, do you? 250 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:26,975 Why not? 251 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,020 I'm proud of it. 252 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,108 Real men don't like skinny women. 253 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,110 They only think they do 254 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,529 because they're supposed to look better in clothes. 255 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,282 But what happens when the clothes come off 256 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,119 and you climb between the sheets on a cold winter night? 257 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,330 Then they like to know they're with a real... 258 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,874 - Woman. - That was... 259 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,210 I suppose it's all right if you're a fashion model or something, 260 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:57,882 but you can't expect a man to make love to a picture in a magazine. 261 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,134 Well, of course, there are men who do make 262 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,498 some sort of love to the pictures... 263 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:06,140 But, honey, they're only interested in the pictures, not the women themselves. 264 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,728 Crikey, who's going to do this up for me? 265 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,938 Your husband. 266 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,024 Ah, but what happens when I'm not with him? 267 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,943 Or he's not with me? That does sometimes happen, you know. 268 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,406 Hmm, what do you think? 269 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,700 No, no, it just doesn't fit. 270 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,536 - The neck's too big. - Oh, I like it. I adore the color... 271 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,372 - It's meant for somebody else. - Oh, I don't care. Please, Stella. 272 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,666 I want it. I've got to have it, got to! 273 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,210 - Gavin. - Yes, madam? 274 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,421 - Bring a pad, will you? - Oh, super! Thank you, Stella. 275 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,215 You know, I'm terribly lucky. 276 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,802 Robert and I get along better than anyone we know. 277 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,054 Keep still, will you? 278 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,308 We go coasting along, each in our own little way. 279 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,353 We don't ask questions, Robert and I. 280 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,564 It's not that we have... secrets, 281 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,109 it's just that we... trust each other. 282 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,820 Bust, 39. 283 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,823 I'm not dependent on him and he's not dependent on me. 284 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,367 We're... inter-dependent. 285 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,703 Shoulder to waist, 60. That's all right. 286 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,747 Oh, can I have it by the weekend? 287 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,917 I don't know. Can we have it by the weekend? 288 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,752 - I suppose so, yes. - Um... 289 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,005 Can you deliver it? Do you have our address? 290 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,757 Yes, we can deliver it. 291 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,134 No, I don't have your address. 292 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,097 Oh, Stella, please, can I have credit? 293 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,974 Um, I'm a little overdrawn. 294 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,645 - I think we can risk that. - You know how it's sometimes... 295 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,647 We do have enough of that material, don't we? 296 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,692 Yes, I'm sure we've got some upstairs, but I don't think we have enough. 297 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,735 You'd better phone Reynolds, 298 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,237 see if they have any. 299 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,447 He's a bit on the thrifty side, but... 300 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:50,703 Once he sees the dress, I know he'll absolutely adore it. 301 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,831 When he knows it's yours, he'll be charmed. 302 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,835 - That's sweet. - That's not for sale. It's mine. 303 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,755 Oh! Sorry. 304 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,758 Mustn't take what isn't ours, must we? 305 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,766 Bye-bye, love. 306 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,191 - Are you going? - Yeah. 307 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,778 I have to change and shave before I go to the office. 308 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:33,120 I suppose I should have those things here for you, razors and such. 309 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,873 I'm not a very good mistress, am I? 310 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,875 You're not my mistress. 311 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,045 We're still lovers. 312 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:47,259 - I'll call you this afternoon. - I won't be able to see you. 313 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:51,180 My sons are coming back. So you won't have to make excuses tomorrow. 314 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,933 I never make excuses. 315 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,312 And now you're beginning to sound like a mistress. 316 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,345 Good morning, darling. 317 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:16,473 Here we are. Isn't that a lovely breakfast? 318 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:19,393 I got it out of the newspaper's suggestions for today. 319 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,646 - Oh, it's so nice to be domesticated. - Now and then. 320 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,857 How do you feel about going to the theater? 321 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:25,941 I don't. 322 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,946 You know you can't go at each other every night, darling. 323 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,032 I mean, you'll wear yourselves out. 324 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:36,368 It's only wearying when it's something you don't want to do. 325 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:40,122 - When it goes against the grain. - Oh, is it very genial? 326 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,667 Do you watch her make fruit salad? I assume she can cook. 327 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:47,713 That would be one of her trump cards. And I bet she has a footstool. 328 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:51,008 I can always tell the kind of cow who has a footstool. 329 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:54,344 She suggests that you open a fish stall. 330 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,474 Oh, I can just see it all. 331 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:03,771 You spread out on a goatskin rug recalling your childhood memories. 332 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,483 Your traumas, your poverty. 333 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:11,528 How you never got to see your mother 'cause she had to go out and scrub. 334 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,990 And, of course, she's a good listener. They all are at first. 335 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,243 Then soon you'll have to listen to her little cantata. 336 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,246 Alone, not understood. 337 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:24,750 And good, so very, very good. 338 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,422 - It's a little bit archaic, you know. - And who are you? 339 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,803 Miss adventuress, with the husky voice and the long cigarette holder. 340 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,599 - It's all a bit archaic, you know. - I bet the pair of you wail. 341 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,686 - Why don't you make a record? - We'll make a lot of things. 342 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,396 Uh-huh... 343 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:50,692 You know, you're in a muddle. You don't know who loves you best. 344 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:54,988 Her, and all those adoring little apprentices down in your office 345 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,450 with their hair and their tiny tits and their drooling. 346 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,828 And there's me. 347 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,206 Why don't you take a lover? 348 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,754 - Is that what you recommend? - Yes, that's what I recommend. 349 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:13,173 I'll take care of the meals, the theater tickets 350 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,676 and any other expense he may incur. 351 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,220 But, darling, remember howjealous you get. 352 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,013 I mean, you go quite mad. 353 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:23,767 You start ringing people up and going through my things. 354 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:27,729 You check my panties and you come out in all those little white spots. 355 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,773 Doesn't enhance you, you know. 356 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,317 Remember last month, 357 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,737 when I came in that hired car to that bloody banquet? 358 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,407 And you were waiting for me on the steps. 359 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:43,245 All hot and bothered, weren't you? Because I was sitting next to the driver 360 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:46,331 and it took me a moment to get out and you thought the worst. 361 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,585 You thought we were finishing something off, didn't you? 362 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:53,297 And you had to have me, right then and there in the Lane. 363 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,008 Didn't you? 364 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,136 - Didn't you? - Get out of here, you slut! 365 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,933 And you love it. You love it, love it! 366 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,894 That's why you're still here. 367 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:10,814 You love the uncertainty. You don't know what I did yesterday. 368 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,358 You don't know who I was with or what I got up to. 369 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,777 You don't know what I'm going to do today and nor do I. 370 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,196 Enjoy yourself! 371 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,990 Oh, I have, baby! 372 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,414 I had a thing with a doctor in Spain. 373 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,124 I love doctors. 374 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,170 He said to me, "shall I undress you like a doctor?" 375 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:37,633 He was very good-looking, very hardworking. Six children, busy. 376 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,010 His waiting room was full of patients. 377 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:42,971 We could hear them on the other side of the wall. 378 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,017 We had to whisper. But it didn't matter. 379 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,228 They couldn't hear his lips. 380 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:52,397 They couldn't hear him touch me and caress me. 381 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,775 He was so gentle when he touched me. 382 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,403 And he was panting. He was panting. 383 00:28:58,487 --> 00:28:59,696 Panfing. 384 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,535 Panting, panting. 385 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:08,956 And? 386 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,375 Oh, baby. 387 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,712 I don't want to be the cause of all those terrible white spotties. 388 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:21,301 You had it off with him on the floor, didn't you? Or maybe it was the couch? 389 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,930 The good old utility couch with people on the other side. 390 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:26,556 Unfortunate people. 391 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:30,143 And you gave the doctor one of your quick jabs. 392 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,813 You swept the unfortunate man right off his feet. 393 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,940 It's a good job you can't conceive, 394 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:37,526 othennise I would be maintaining an orphanage. 395 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:40,362 But you always get them like that, don't you? Eh? 396 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,905 You always get them like that. 397 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:45,158 A quick bang before they know where they are. 398 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:48,370 A punch in the face, a whiff of ammonia. 399 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,456 But you don't keep them, do you? 400 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,375 You can't keep them. 401 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,212 You can't keep the love of a man. Right? 402 00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,048 - I'm keeping you, baby! - Yes? 403 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:03,218 Well, oh, no, you're bloody well not! 404 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,932 You son of a bitch! 405 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,374 And what the hell is going on now? 406 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:38,003 Well, I thought I'd go back to Spain for a couple of days, get some sun, 407 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,422 and maybe have a little physical check-up. 408 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,549 Oh, I suppose you think that's very funny. 409 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,344 I think we both need a vacation shot. 410 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,513 - You just came back from Spain a week ago! - That's right! 411 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,099 And you can tell that bag of bones of yours 412 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,602 she can cancel that lousy dress I bought yesterday. 413 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,645 And just where do you think I get the money 414 00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,814 for you to go to Spain every time you feel like it? 415 00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:01,360 Quite frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a shit! 416 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,700 /f you e ver get anything in your eye, 417 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,369 you put salt water into it. 418 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:13,372 And then you close your eye and it makes it tear a lot. 419 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,249 - And then the thing comes out. - Couldn't you just cry? 420 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,709 You mightn't be able to. 421 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,797 One of the boys in our dormitory cries at night and eats nuts. 422 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,175 His parents are in Rio de Janeiro. I have to comfort him. 423 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,346 - How do you comfort him? - I say, "pull yourself together, Chris." 424 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:30,764 And things like that. 425 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,475 His name's really crispin, but he's called Chris. 426 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:36,395 Do you like school, Shaun? 427 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:39,398 - I like home better. - I hated school. 428 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,110 All the boys at school used to call me muggins. 429 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,946 So I went out and I bought a hamster. 430 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,616 A vicious hamster with vicious teeth. 431 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:53,870 And I took it into school and I showed it to all the other boys. 432 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,165 And none of them ever called me muggins again. 433 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,085 Well, I think you should go to bed. 434 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,795 - Oh, no! - Come on. 435 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,630 Come on, school tomorrow. 436 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,508 - Come off it. - Say good night to Mr. Blakeley. 437 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,593 - Good night, Shaun. - Shaun! 438 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:09,987 - Good night. - Good night, Oscar. 439 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,305 - Good night. - I won't be long. 440 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:14,149 - Come on, Oscar. - Brush your teeth. 441 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,201 - Okay. - All right. 442 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,665 - Night. - Good night, mummy. 443 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,562 - Night. - Don't be long. 444 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:21,773 Who nicked my toothbrush? 445 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:26,987 - Will you sleep? - I hope so. 446 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,365 But I doubt it. 447 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,120 I hope you enjoyed my family. 448 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:40,333 - I'm sorry it wasn't much of an evening. - Oh, don't be sorry. 449 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:43,670 I think your boys are charming little men. 450 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,603 - Where will you go now? - Home, I suppose. 451 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,481 When's she coming back? 452 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:05,692 I don't know. She'll be away for a few days. 453 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:08,653 Tomorrow night. 454 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,573 My housekeeper will cook us dinner. 455 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,745 And we'll be alone, the two of us. All right? 456 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,340 You must go. 457 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:33,470 - Must I? Must I? - You must. 458 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,189 - Good night. - Good night. 459 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:09,589 Say whatever it is you have come to say. 460 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:13,134 - Mrs. Blakeley is downstairs. - What? 461 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:15,804 Your wife is downstairs. 462 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,098 My what is where? 463 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:22,644 - Why the hell didn't you tell me before? - You said you didn't want to be disturbed. 464 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,815 - What time is it? - 6:30. She got here before 6:00. 465 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:30,819 - She insisted I came to tell you. - Well, tell her I'm not here. Tell her... 466 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,446 Tell her I've gone away. Tell her any damn thing! 467 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:37,409 I've already told her you were working but didn't want to be disturbed. 468 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,160 You bungle everything, don't you? 469 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,831 Well, would you like to tell her that you were misinformed? 470 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,126 - No. - No. I thought you wouldn't. 471 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:47,794 Damn it! 472 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,881 Well, would you do me one favor and get your glasses repaired? 473 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:55,885 They're beginning to get on my nerves. Both them and you. 474 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,222 Get a pair on the bloody national health! 475 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,694 Do you think I've got money to burn 476 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,228 while you go flying off to Spain for one night? 477 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,648 - Well, it was cold and it was wet. - Well, it's... 478 00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:11,901 Just what the hell did you expect me to do? Just sit there and... 479 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,037 - No, I... - Stare out of the window 480 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,112 and look at the rain? 481 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,699 No, I expected you to have some sense, that's all. 482 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,870 Oh, you must have had a rough day today. 483 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,455 No, I had a very good day. 484 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:24,914 Did you? 485 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:29,127 I tried to call you all... night... Last night to say I was sorry, but... 486 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:32,380 There was no answer. 487 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,965 I was out. 488 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:40,805 Where do you want to eat? 489 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,852 Why, home, darling. Home sweet home. 490 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,440 I don't think there's a lot to eat at home. 491 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,025 Oh, we'll find something. 492 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:58,365 We could go over to Gladys'. She's having people to dinner. 493 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:05,163 I wouldn't dream of that, darling. I just want to go home with you and relax. 494 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:12,087 Look, I think there's something I should tell you. 495 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,422 Oh, later, darling, when we're at home. 496 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,258 I'm too tired to listen even. 497 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,059 [Rock && roll music playing 498 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:45,328 Hmm. Intimate, a deux. How lovely. 499 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,540 What are we having? 500 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,292 Or should I say, who are we having? 501 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,381 And a note from our trusted housekeeper. 502 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,634 "Dear sir Robert." 503 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:03,555 Sir? You haven't been knighted yet, sweetie. 504 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:11,104 "The joint is in the oven and should be ready at 8:30. 505 00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:17,402 Hope everything is to your satisfaction. Yours truly, b. Donovan." 506 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:24,951 Our ex-housekeeper hopes everything is to your satisfaction. 507 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:29,873 Quite a wit our Mrs. Thing when she puts pen to paper. 508 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,959 I always was warned of the Irish. 509 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,713 Really? They speak very well of you. 510 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:49,100 Ha-ha! Ho-ho. Our mystery caller. 511 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,644 It's no mystery to me, baby. 512 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,691 Bobby, seriously, would you... 513 00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,736 Would you like me to make myself scarce? 514 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:16,669 Why, if it isn't darling Stella! 515 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:21,132 What a lovely surprise. Come in, come in, come in. 516 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,759 Let me take your cloak. 517 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,720 And what is that? 518 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:29,766 - Our first course. - Ah! 519 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,811 Pété! 520 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:36,022 Did you make it yourself? I bet you did, didn't you? 521 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,483 - Yes. - Ah, you see? 522 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:42,612 I told you she would know how to cook. I just knew it! 523 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:46,699 Did you take quantities of belly of pork and veal, 524 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:50,703 and oddments from wild duck and pheasant, and dry white wine, 525 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:53,081 and Juniper berries and, um... 526 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,041 Mmm... 527 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,503 - Carcasses and all that? - Zee. 528 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,463 Will you shut up? 529 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,467 Well, I wasn't being vicious, was I? 530 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,220 I don't know. 531 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,764 - Were you? - Me? 532 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:12,809 Would you like a Martini? 533 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,311 Make the lady some Martini, booby. 534 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:20,400 - Your hands are cold! - It was hard to get a taxi. 535 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,777 - They'd all gone home to their tea. - Pigs. 536 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,822 He tried to charge me double. He thought I was a non/vegian. 537 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,365 Are you, Stella? 538 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,451 Of course not! 539 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:34,455 She's a celt from the top-of-the-morning country! 540 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:38,710 - Actually I have Spanish blood. - Aha! /7'oro/ 541 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,259 Thank you. 542 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,220 Cheers. 543 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,154 Robert collects fish. 544 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,157 He has a whole collection. 545 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:14,954 They're puffers and walking fish and flying fish 546 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:19,125 and kissing fish and scavengers 547 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:25,089 and barracuda and, um... piranha. 548 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:31,387 You know, they eat other fish and cows and things like that. 549 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,014 They're Robert's favorite fish. 550 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,850 He never said they were his favorite. 551 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,978 Robert loves the sea. 552 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:40,855 He never said he loved the sea either. 553 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:46,361 So he doesn't love the sea. And what did you do today? 554 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,781 - Did you have some lovely fittings? - I had a lovely day. 555 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,908 I didn't go near the shop. 556 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,203 My boys were going back to school. 557 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,997 - How old are they? - Nine. They're twins. 558 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:01,542 Twins? 559 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:05,505 Oh, you didn't tell me! Did you breastfeed them? 560 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:09,676 I sat next to a man at dinner one night 561 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:12,053 whose wife had just given birth to twins. 562 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:17,558 And he said, "you haven't lived until you have seen a woman breastfeed twins." 563 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:21,521 Evidently his wife would lie sprawled on the bed, 564 00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:24,315 a tit in either direction, 565 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:27,276 and it was just evidently fantastic. 566 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,863 - I didn't have enough milk. - Oh. 567 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:37,662 You know, I read in the papers once about a sheepdog, 568 00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,789 I think it was a pyrenees sheepdog, 569 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:44,836 that had 14 puppies and only 12 tits. 570 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,880 Isn't nature cruel? 571 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:51,050 Twelve out of 14's not so cruel. 572 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:54,804 - Well, the twins have survived anyway. - Oh, that's nice. 573 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:59,892 I wish I'd met them. I... I love little boys and little girls. 574 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:03,855 Wouldn't you like to chew on a bone? Or a piece of gristle? 575 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,774 What a good idea! 576 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:11,237 Why don't you take us to our favorite restaurant, huh? 577 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,657 With people around, it might help fill in some of the gaps. 578 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,910 I'll go get my clobber, okay? 579 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,083 Gaps? 580 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,336 I didn't notice any gaps. 581 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,297 Did you? 582 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,093 Chasms. 583 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,017 Well, I'm ready. 584 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,396 Oh, Bobby darling, would you douse the fire? 585 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,232 We do have our little economies. 586 00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:06,084 You know, we used to have our correspondence addressed here. 587 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,588 One... one day at lunchtime, I... I found a Pearl in my oyster. 588 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:14,092 It was just a grotty little Pearl, but still a Pearl. 589 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:22,725 He comes from parma. You know, where the violets grow. 590 00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:25,228 And the ham. 591 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:31,234 - The boys go back today? - Mmm. Reluctantly. 592 00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:33,361 I wish I had been with you to see them off. 593 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,114 I bet neither one of you know about parma violets. 594 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:40,618 Even if we did, we wouldn't deprive you of the pleasure of telling us. 595 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:47,458 Well, they're very delicate and they're what people give 596 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,836 when they want to give something really special. 597 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,841 When they're in love or someone dies, or... 598 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:59,011 Ah, yes. Now let me see. What shall we have? 599 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:03,391 I think... I think we should have some pasta to start with, don't you? 600 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,685 How about cannelloni? I adore cannelloni. 601 00:44:06,227 --> 00:44:10,606 Then we should have, let me see... Chicken cacciatore. How's that? 602 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,443 - Sounds fine. - And for the signore? 603 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:18,156 Melon and Dover sole. 604 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:21,409 Melon and Dover sole. 605 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,870 I think he's frightened of getting an ulcer. 606 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:25,872 Everyone seems to have them these days. 607 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:28,624 Mind you, it wouldn't surprise me, the way he eats. 608 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:30,418 I mean, he has nothing but fry-ups. 609 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:35,423 Um, bacon, fried sausages, fried bread, fried tomatoes, fried eggs. 610 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:38,384 Don't you try and dissuade him? I mean, with your own cooking? 611 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:42,597 Well, sure, sure. But, you know, what can I do? It's... 612 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:47,268 It's his background, really. How can you fight it? 613 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,646 I mean, from what he tells me, that's what they lived on. 614 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:55,067 When it wasn't bread and dripping, it was those eternal fry-ups. 615 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:58,946 I mean, I tried to put him on a diet so many times I've lost count. 616 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,782 I'm sure when I feed him a proper meal at home, 617 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:04,261 he just goes straight out and has one of those huge luncheons 618 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:07,038 of sausages and chips and all the rest of it. 619 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,122 Excuse me. 620 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:10,875 If he wants to get fat and ruin his constitution 621 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,628 and get a pot belly, well, let him. 622 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:16,464 I mean, there's nothing I can do about it, is there? 623 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:19,550 I mean, if somebody has decided to do something, 624 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:23,012 they can't be stopped, can they? 625 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:30,895 Gino, would you give this to my wife and tell her, 'buone nolfe. ” 626 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:31,979 Yes, sir. 627 00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:34,357 Oh, allow me, sir. 628 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,947 This most marvelous material, divine color. 629 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,782 I don't know... 630 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:43,991 Thank you. 631 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:52,541 Why, that bastard! He's run out on us! That dirty coward! 632 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,628 If that isn'tjust like a man to run out. 633 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:01,634 Are you terribly upset? 634 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,137 Not particularly. 635 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,140 Did you want to have a good cry? 636 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,851 I want to eat. 637 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:17,108 Well, tomorrow I'll get him to send you some parma violets. 638 00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:24,991 My husband isn't in the country. 639 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:27,410 He's dead. 640 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:31,956 I know. 641 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,417 Why didn't you say so? 642 00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:38,212 Well, I didn't want to put you on the spot. 643 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:43,676 Anyway, you ran out of the room to cry or throw up or something. 644 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,097 So, you're on the loose, huh? 645 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:52,184 Not completely. 646 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:54,520 You know, I bet if we'd gone to school together, 647 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,938 we would have been good friends. 648 00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:57,732 You'd have been perfect. 649 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:00,651 I might not. 650 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:08,242 - I got expelled from school. - You did? So did I! 651 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,703 - What did you do wrong? - No, what did you? 652 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,663 - No, you. You first. - No, you. 653 00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:14,123 - No, you! - You! 654 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,584 - No, you! No, you! - You! You! 655 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,307 Thirty-five, please. 656 00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:19,420 That's all right. Keep it. 657 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,213 - Oh, thank you. Bye-bye. - Thank you. Bye. 658 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:22,506 Hello. 659 00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,889 I'm sorry I left. I just couldn't carry it off. 660 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,802 - You don't have to explain. - Oh, yes, I do. 661 00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:29,388 I've already told you that I didn't know she was coming back. 662 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:30,890 She just appeared at the office... 663 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,893 You're both so great at appearing and disappearing. 664 00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:36,896 But it's your little inferno, and it's all very brittle 665 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:38,689 and boring and trite. 666 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:41,067 Boy, you're a pain in the arse, you know that? 667 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,861 No, just superior. 668 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:49,075 - Can't I come in? - It's late. I'm tired. 669 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:51,660 - Well, let me put you to bed. - Now you're being silly. 670 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,038 Let me undress you and I'll make love to you... 671 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:55,456 - Robert. - While you're asleep. 672 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:56,749 Roben, no! 673 00:47:57,792 --> 00:48:02,671 I want to feel you next to me very close. I'm very strong. You're so... 674 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,966 - I wanna be part of each other. - You are awful. 675 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:16,310 J“ life is passing me by j“ 676 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,440 j“ give me wings and III fly j“ 677 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:23,943 j“ take the world in my hands j“ 678 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:31,117 j“ prove for once I'm a man j“ 679 00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:33,994 j“ /'ll tell you what its all about... j“ 680 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,960 I have here a bill from harrods. 681 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:46,132 To dyeing and dry-cleaning. £46. 682 00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:49,552 I'll pay for that. Just leave it here somewhere. 683 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:51,637 You know damn well you can't. 684 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,557 I always know when the housekeeping is overdrawn. 685 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,018 You start buying champagne and caviar, and the telephone gets cutoff. 686 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,355 Just wait till she finds out you're a miser. 687 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,316 I've a feeling she likes to spend a bit herself. 688 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,734 Don't avoid the issue. 689 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:09,488 We are going through these bills before everything is cutoff. 690 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,908 Bills always make us quarrel. 691 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:17,496 - That's why I came straight home tonight. - Are we going to have a quarrel? 692 00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:21,375 I told you this morning that we were going to go through these bills. 693 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,627 And what the hell is all this for? 694 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,379 - I'm going riding. - Riding? 695 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,132 Yeah, you know, horsey-horsey. 696 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:31,635 Since when do people go riding in the middle of the bloody night? 697 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:35,264 Some friends of mine called me and asked me if I'd like to go for a midnight ride. 698 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:37,975 I assumed they meant horseback riding. 699 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:40,519 Let's see if I have everything. 700 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,190 Right. 701 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:47,610 You had better resign yourself to the fact that you are not going anywhere. 702 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:51,780 You just let go of me! Goddamn it, they're waiting for me! 703 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:54,825 Let them wait. Who are they, anyway? 704 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:58,871 Who are they? Lords, loafers, layabouts, eh? 705 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:01,540 That's it, yeah, come on, baby, come on. 706 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,084 You're getting that old jealous feeling, aren't you? 707 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,961 Oh, no, I'm not! That's where you're wrong! 708 00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:09,131 Don't you kid yourself. Don't kid yourself! 709 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:11,800 We are going to go through those bills like a... 710 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:14,762 Is that your game today? You have to tie me, right? 711 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,889 I said you don't love me. You dump me on the bed. 712 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,016 - Go ahead! Do it! - Yeah! Now, quiet! 713 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:22,144 My hat! I want my hat! 714 00:50:22,228 --> 00:50:25,439 I tell you, I want my hat! I'm not going without my hat! 715 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:28,192 - Don't touch me. Leave me alone! - Here's your bloody hat! 716 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,445 What the hell do you think you're doing with me? 717 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:35,366 - You just can't do this to me! - And sit down! 718 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:38,369 What the hell do you think you're up to? 719 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:40,037 You can't do this to me. 720 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:46,460 I'm a prisoner. I'm going to scream! I'll shout, I'll expose you, I'll... 721 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:51,173 I'll get all your bloody clean-living neighbors in here to save me! 722 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:56,637 I want out! I want out! 723 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,264 Shut up! 724 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:03,143 You woman hater! You Jew hater! 725 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,480 You fascist swine! You imperialist! 726 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:08,232 Have you finished? 727 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,378 Bobby? 728 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:31,797 Pussycat? 729 00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:40,097 You're gorgeous. 730 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:42,391 Oh, no. 731 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,811 Gorgeous. 732 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:48,647 You'll always have women falling all over you 733 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,190 because you know how to treat them. 734 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:53,319 You use them and abuse them and you make them suffer. 735 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:57,281 I don't mind. She's nothing. 736 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,076 If anything, she just whets my appetite. 737 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,707 I'll fight her a due! Any day. And win. 738 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:24,475 No! No, don't untie me! I want it that way. 739 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,657 There must be something you can do. 740 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,992 I've tried everything! 741 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:46,413 I think he thinks he's really in love with this cow. 742 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,416 Then do it to him, dear. 743 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,752 Have an affair with a gorgeous man. 744 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,048 If your lot would stop increasing and multiplying, 745 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:58,676 maybe there'd be somebody left to do it with. 746 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:02,554 There's no need to get personal, love, or I shan't do your hair nicely. 747 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:05,182 Now then, what's she like? 748 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:06,934 A slob. 749 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:10,604 Worse than that, a soulful slob. 750 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:15,484 Nothing I hate more than soulful people. 751 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:21,949 She's always a little out of breath and sees beauty in everything. 752 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,243 Especially in shit. 753 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:27,913 Now, what do you want me to find out? 754 00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:31,333 Everything. Anything you can find out. 755 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:36,630 Their movements, whenever they meet, wherever they meet. Anything! 756 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:40,050 She's got this poncey little fag working for her 757 00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:44,221 and I want you to chat him up. 758 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:49,226 - Oh, what a bitch! - Yes, I am a bitch. Open and straight. 759 00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:51,770 There are plenty of men around. 760 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:54,398 She can have anyone she... She likes, but not him. 761 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:57,443 Geez, they even write each other letters. 762 00:53:57,943 --> 00:54:02,030 She refuses to have lunch with him because she likes to brood. 763 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:06,577 Well, it's not exactly as though you and Robert have both been angels. 764 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,788 Why don't we put a curse on them? 765 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:13,709 They're having a crash right now. 766 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:20,466 And he escapes by the skin of his teeth and she's disfigured. 767 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:24,136 I don't want to give her the satisfaction of being dead. 768 00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:28,515 Yeah, and her kids. We'll put a little affliction on them. 769 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:34,146 Zee, I refuse to sit with you. I refuse to have innocent children victimized. 770 00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:35,773 Ah, crap. 771 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:45,199 You will do it, won't you? I mean, you go have a look at him. 772 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:47,159 Browse? 773 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:51,622 Well, I suppose I could do with a few new clothes. 774 00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:56,168 I haven't told you what happened to me, have I? 775 00:54:57,169 --> 00:55:01,965 I went to the club the other night, having a quiet gin and tonic on my own, 776 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,302 when this divine creature comes prancing over with... 777 00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:08,555 Oh... look, I've got problems of my own. 778 00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:11,767 Yes, don't we all? 779 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:15,687 Let's go find them. 780 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:20,234 Come on. Let's find them. 781 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,076 You're at it, aren't you? I'll bet you're at it! 782 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:32,204 A la bloody candlelight! 783 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:03,151 Someone just kicked over your dustbin. 784 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:07,155 Probably some of the local lads having a bit of fun. 785 00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:13,287 What's the matter? 786 00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:15,539 Nothing. 787 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:19,084 No, now come on. 788 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,128 What's wrong? 789 00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:24,756 You know that wasn't local lads, that's your wife. 790 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:28,677 - She's possessed! - Oh, don't talk nonsense. 791 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,097 She'd do anything. The other day she followed me in a car. 792 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:36,518 I tried to hypnotize myself. I tried to pretend she wasn't there. 793 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:41,315 Well, you should have gone straight up to her and said, "why don't you piss off?" 794 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:49,239 I'm frightened. 795 00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:53,869 Stella, what do you mean, you're frightened? 796 00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:57,122 There is nothing to be frightened of. 797 00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:00,542 She's never going to let us have any peace. 798 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:07,132 Oh, Stella, come over here. Now don't cry, darling. Please, don't cry. 799 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:11,345 Look, I tell you what. 800 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,390 Why don't I take you away for a couple of days? 801 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:19,061 When? 802 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:27,402 Tomorrow, eh? Tomorrow. Gavin can look after the shop. 803 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:32,574 We'll go to, uh... Scotland, eh? 804 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,011 Oh, I thought you weren't coming. 805 00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:55,531 What do you mean you thought I wasn't coming? Of course I was coming. 806 00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:56,723 - Get on the train. - My case. 807 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,517 I'll get the case. I'll bring it in. 808 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,061 - Go on, quickly, before it starts. - Robert? 809 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:28,857 - Yes? - Is it robe/t blakeley? 810 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:32,944 - Yes, it is. - I'm afraid zee smashed your car. 811 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:35,363 Oh, Christ. 812 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:38,700 - Is she all right? - Oh, yes... 813 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,703 Well, there's not much I can do about it, is there? 814 00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:46,666 Yeah, well, you can tell her that I'm sorry too 815 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:50,212 and you can also tell her that the repair costs 816 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,130 are coming out of her expense money. 817 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,633 Right? 818 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:55,926 Good-bye. 819 00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:58,887 Robert, what was it? 820 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:02,641 It's a friend of zee's. That poncey hairdresser. 821 01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:06,520 She's had some kind of accident with my bloody car! 822 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:08,105 Why my car? 823 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:11,066 - Is she all right? - Yeah, she's all right. 824 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:13,318 She's just shaken up. She probably ran the bloody thing 825 01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:16,029 into the wall on purpose, just to give herself an excuse to phone. 826 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,575 - Did you tell her where we were going? - Of course not. 827 01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:23,578 - Then how did she know? - How should I know? 828 01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:27,749 - Perhaps she followed us on a broomstick. - Oh, my god! 829 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:33,588 - Oh, she's incredible! - She's a pain in the arse. 830 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:39,803 I'm hungry. 831 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:42,764 - You get something to eat. - What, again? 832 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:46,977 - Oh, I know I'm going to get fat. - I'll love you anyway. 833 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,688 I'm going to get so fat, I'm going to lose all my chic customers. 834 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:53,191 - Let's feel some of this fat, eh? - Enough of the passion, Tarzan. 835 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:55,026 I'm going to get something to eat. 836 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:58,071 All right, you get something to eat, I'll build up the fire. 837 01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:01,199 And when we get back, we'll look for a place of our own. 838 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:03,326 Brand new, right in the middle of London. 839 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,459 [Rock && roll music playing 840 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:18,383 If you wanna be with her so damn much, 841 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:20,427 why bother coming home at all? 842 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:23,805 Just pack up your shit and get the hell out of here! 843 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:26,099 Think I give a damn if you ever come back? 844 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:29,603 I don't have to sit around here all weekend waiting for you. 845 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,980 The rest is just crap. 846 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:36,026 You can take yourjunk and get out of here. 847 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:39,404 You've quite recovered from your accident, I see? 848 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,157 Why don't you get a flat? Or better still, a mews? 849 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:47,078 She can have window boxes and grow things. Make sure the window faces south. 850 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:50,081 She'll spend a lot of time in the kitchen, at the sink, 851 01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:53,793 at the stove, making her goddamn homemade pate 852 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:56,796 and all that other shit she's so pompous about. 853 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,048 Where's my car? 854 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,634 She'll get fat, of course, once she has a man. 855 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:03,094 Jesus, I've seen her eat. 856 01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:04,679 And she'll want more kids, 857 01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:07,599 to make it richer, Fuller, do you understand? 858 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:08,767 To hold it together. 859 01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:11,645 And of course you won't be able to give her any, will you? 860 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:15,106 You'll have to go to doctors, together, separately. 861 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:17,567 And you'll have to get drunk to drown your sorrows. 862 01:02:17,651 --> 01:02:20,820 And you'll begin to notice little things about her, her smelly armpits, 863 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,656 her greasy hair. 864 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,699 And you'll have to get drunk, baby, every night, 865 01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:27,160 before you can get it upstairs. 866 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:31,039 Was it an accident or did you drive it against the wall on purpose? 867 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,250 Maybe I did! 868 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:38,088 Well, if you did, you will be walking around on crutches for quite a while. 869 01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:41,049 Oh, I wouldn't do that. 870 01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:46,596 You wouldn't want to hurt me again and find out you were wrong, would you? 871 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,766 You'd have to go to your headshrinker for £15 a go. 872 01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:55,897 - Oh, why did I do it? Why did I do it? - Have the police got it? 873 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:58,233 - How the hell should I know? - Is it in a garage? 874 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,778 Tell me! I said tell me! 875 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:04,531 Hit me and I will! 876 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:07,158 You rotten bitch! I'll kill you! 877 01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:13,164 No, I won't. Oh, no, I won't. 878 01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:15,875 I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. 879 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:24,134 You come back here. Come back here, you! 880 01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:26,720 I haven't dismissed you yet! 881 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,359 Never get away with this. 882 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:50,452 Hey, you! You forgot yourjunk! 883 01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,267 Hello? 884 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:17,437 Is my husband in your skinny, chicken-like arms? 885 01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:20,398 - He's not here. - / didn't think he would be. 886 01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:23,068 And before I open my fish stall 887 01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:25,153 and while I have you on the blower, 888 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:27,572 there are a couple of things I think you ought to know. 889 01:04:27,655 --> 01:04:29,800 Look, I really don't see that this is any of your business. 890 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:32,619 You take my advice and skip it. You're not his type. 891 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,245 You're not fun and games. 892 01:04:34,329 --> 01:04:36,122 Oh, you're a marvelous listener. 893 01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:40,752 But listening is dull in the sack. It never made for a good marriage. 894 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:42,670 Not... not his kind of marriage. 895 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:46,800 He likes... he likes women to be a mess. That's why he's still with me. 896 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,843 - Can't you see that? - Oh, shut up! 897 01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:53,848 The nerve! 898 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:58,353 Bitch. All right. 899 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:11,658 I thought you'd left. 900 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,579 What's the point in that? 901 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,589 Look, very simply, 902 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:30,093 can you tell me where my car is? 903 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,265 South Morton garage. 904 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:39,102 Now... now why couldn't you have said that earlier? 905 01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:45,442 You didn't give me the chance. You just tore into me. 906 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:48,862 Who has it? Where is it? Is it wrecked? 907 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:50,989 I didn't attack. 908 01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:56,494 You were feeling remorse because of your dirty weekend. 909 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,204 Well... 910 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,916 I'll try to get a couple of hours sleep. 911 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,129 Bobby. 912 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:11,009 Can't we stop all this wrangling? 913 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,511 All this hell? 914 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:16,514 Yes. 915 01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:19,684 As of now. 916 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:24,856 Wake me at 8:00 in the morning with some coffee. 917 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,068 Bobby. 918 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:39,579 Bobby.bobby.bobby. 919 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:45,627 It can't be haunted because it's new. 920 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:47,962 Nobody's lived here and nobody's died here. 921 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,506 We'll liven it up a bit. 922 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:51,799 Mmm. 923 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:56,346 You can paint a wall. I don't mean house paint, I mean art. 924 01:06:56,971 --> 01:07:00,600 Anything you want. Look at that. They get away with murder. 925 01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:04,395 We'll have to put a couple of pillars in there to support that. 926 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:09,609 We can wave to the crowds. 927 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,153 It's lovely! 928 01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:14,822 - Yes, it's not bad, is it? - It's lovely! 929 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:19,827 Shall we have it pink and gold and rosy or... 930 01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:22,413 You can have anything you want. 931 01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,918 What's it going to be like living with you? 932 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,753 I don't mean a night here, a day there. 933 01:07:28,836 --> 01:07:31,214 I mean, day after day, night after night? 934 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,717 Are you a day bird or a night bird? 935 01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:37,178 Are you grumpy in the morning? 936 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,682 I don't know very much about myself in the morning 937 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:42,976 or any other time, I suppose. 938 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,395 I wonder what's up there? 939 01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:51,192 Are you all right? 940 01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:54,237 Yes, I'm fine. I just feel a bit strange, that's all. 941 01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,493 - How is she taking it? - Oh, she's all right, I suppose. 942 01:08:01,452 --> 01:08:03,746 We've been through it all before for years. 943 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,291 She's gone to her lawyer, I've gone to mine. 944 01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:08,334 The one good thing is, 945 01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:11,379 we don't have any kids or financial worries. 946 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:17,510 I think she'll move out altogether. Go and live in the sun. She loves the sun. 947 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:23,641 Somehow, I don't ever see... See us being completely happy. 948 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:26,185 Oh, sure we will. 949 01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:28,646 We will. 950 01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:30,898 We'll do our best, huh? 951 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:54,964 Hello? 952 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:57,342 Hello. 953 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:04,432 Where are you? 954 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:07,226 Over here. 955 01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:21,449 - Hi. - Hi. 956 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:27,330 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. Just fine. 957 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,006 Was it babies? 958 01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,684 You should have some because you're... 959 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:53,314 - You're so fond of them. - Yeah, I suppose so. 960 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:59,153 That kid in your office building, 961 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:04,325 you know, the Cypriot kid, does he still chat to you? 962 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:08,746 Oh, yeah. Yeah, he does. But you know what he's done now? 963 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:14,544 He's bought a parrot and he's trying to teach it to speak Greek. 964 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:21,634 Can we have a pet? 965 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,306 They die on us. 966 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,770 One cat, 967 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:35,940 one hamster, 968 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,901 one canary, all in a row. 969 01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:43,030 That was our unlucky year. 970 01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:52,623 Let me do something cheerful for you. 971 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:57,462 I know, I know. Let's go to the Italian restaurant up the street. 972 01:10:58,004 --> 01:10:59,881 It's new and it looks all right. 973 01:11:01,466 --> 01:11:05,470 - Oh, I can't, I'm in a mess. - No, you're not in a mess. 974 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,143 I'm still your baby, aren't I? 975 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,274 Yes. 976 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:21,944 You are. 977 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:27,074 No matter whose lover you are or whose husband, 978 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,160 I'm still your baby, aren't I? 979 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,832 I told you we shouldn't have gone to that party. 980 01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:39,420 I know we shouldn't have gone. 981 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,548 You said Gladys would be upset. 982 01:11:45,009 --> 01:11:46,594 Well, damn Gladys. 983 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:50,431 Come on, get dressed, we'll go out. 984 01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:54,894 No, I'm finished. 985 01:11:55,853 --> 01:11:58,773 I'm too tired, too sleepy... 986 01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:01,567 Too late. 987 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:08,324 - I think I'd better go to bed. - Come on. 988 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:41,566 Good night. 989 01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:44,735 Good night. 990 01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:51,324 Bobby? 991 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:56,205 Do you... 992 01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:00,084 Do you ever feel lonely with her? 993 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:04,297 Yeah. 994 01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:14,140 Good night. 995 01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,928 Zee? 996 01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:02,813 Zee! 997 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:38,391 You better travel in front with me, sir. 998 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,512 How long did they let you stay with her? 999 01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:21,851 For a few minutes, when she was out of danger. 1000 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,230 What did she say? 1001 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,026 Nothing. 1002 01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:32,194 She was lost. 1003 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,613 She... she didn't know where she was. 1004 01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:45,416 I think that she must love me quite a bit. 1005 01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:50,504 Is that what you call it? 1006 01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,386 - Had you had a row or something? - No. 1007 01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:01,265 - On the contrary. - On the contrary? What? 1008 01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:03,225 On the contrary, nothing. 1009 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:07,813 For god's sake, don't investigate, don't question everything I say. 1010 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,066 - All right, I won't. - Look”. 1011 01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:13,736 - She almost killed herself. - What do you expect me to do? 1012 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:19,992 - Go to her, cradle her, hold her hand? - No, I do not expect you to hold her hand! 1013 01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:29,210 It crossed my mind 1014 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,713 to let her die. 1015 01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:44,225 I almost went back to the bedroom and let her bleed to death. 1016 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:58,697 There was a time when I didn't know either of you. 1017 01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:05,704 You were just names. 1018 01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:11,377 It was ages ago. I can't remember who I was or... 1019 01:17:12,336 --> 01:17:15,047 What I did then or who I went out with. 1020 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:23,597 She asked me to ask you 1021 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:27,226 to go to the hospital and visit her. 1022 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:30,813 Not to complain. 1023 01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:37,194 She just wants to see you and talk to you. She likes you. 1024 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:43,325 You get the job done, you see? You have this air of Serenity. 1025 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,994 You keep your head above water. 1026 01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:48,330 I'm sick of Serenity. 1027 01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:53,419 I'm sick of the way I'm expected to be. 1028 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,508 I got shortchanged too, you know. 1029 01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:03,095 I had a husband I loved. 1030 01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:05,681 We were happy. 1031 01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:10,019 We could do crossword puzzles or paper a room together. 1032 01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:16,734 And when my children were babies, he knew he was going to die. 1033 01:18:18,444 --> 01:18:19,737 He had a cancer, 1034 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:22,656 a slow one, 1035 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:25,409 and he told me things he would like to have done... 1036 01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:32,499 Qualities he would like his sons to have, journeys he would like us to make. 1037 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,711 The last thing he said was, 1038 01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:39,381 "the front of the house and the woodwork need painting." 1039 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:47,723 Aftennards, I used to turn my pillow sideways, 1040 01:18:48,641 --> 01:18:51,644 pretend it was a man in case I woke up in the middle of the night. 1041 01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:02,738 So I'm sorry if I give the impression of being in charge. 1042 01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:04,698 That's my mistake. 1043 01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:09,745 I believe it's astrological. People of my sign do. 1044 01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:19,463 Nevertheless... 1045 01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:23,968 I will always be all right. 1046 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:30,766 So will you. 1047 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,944 What is a nervous breakdown? 1048 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:46,198 Is it when you can't make up your mind or something like that? 1049 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:49,118 Well, it's when you act out of context with your environment. 1050 01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:51,328 Oh, stop, stop, stop. 1051 01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:55,207 Don't say anything. I don't want any definitions. 1052 01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:58,585 Do men get it? 1053 01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:04,550 One of my friends did once. He started ordering things by mail order. 1054 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:06,719 Had this fetish about having everything clean. 1055 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:11,974 I don't seem to be able to come through for either of them. 1056 01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:15,936 - You're doing fine, honestly. - Don't be so bloody cheerful. 1057 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:18,564 You sound like my mother during the war. Breezy. 1058 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:22,234 That's what I need. A war. 1059 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:27,698 The trenches. Life and death. Cold, hard, real facts. 1060 01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:29,783 Something to get hold of. 1061 01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:31,618 What's the matter? 1062 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:33,620 Are you crying? 1063 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:39,585 You are crying, aren't you? Come and sit down, sit down, relax. 1064 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:46,508 Did one of your boyfriends stand you up? 1065 01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:52,181 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know what it is. 1066 01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:55,392 I mean, I have everything. 1067 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,103 A nice fiat, central heating. 1068 01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:02,191 - John comes every night. - And do you come every night? 1069 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:08,405 You can tell me. Go on, confess. 1070 01:21:08,489 --> 01:21:12,701 You can tell me anything, anytime, provided I listen. 1071 01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:17,790 Someone asked me the other day... 1072 01:21:18,665 --> 01:21:20,584 My tailor, I think it was. 1073 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:25,339 He said, "if your wife and your mistress were drowning, 1074 01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:26,882 who would you save?" 1075 01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:31,804 And I said, "my wife, because my mistress would understand." 1076 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:34,306 You were wrong. 1077 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,309 Neither of them would. 1078 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:51,407 I'll plant them. You never know, they might take. 1079 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:54,618 You didn't know I like gardening, did you? 1080 01:21:55,327 --> 01:21:56,745 Yes. He told me. 1081 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:01,083 He never tells me anything about you. 1082 01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:05,295 He slips up sometimes, calls me Stella. 1083 01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:10,467 You'll lend him to me, won't you? 1084 01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:14,596 He's your husband. 1085 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:18,058 Oh, I just mean for a week or so when I get out. 1086 01:22:18,142 --> 01:22:20,811 It's going back to an empty house that frightens me. 1087 01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,314 I know. 1088 01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:27,443 Of course you do. 1089 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:32,156 But your lucky number's coming up. It's your turn. 1090 01:22:33,657 --> 01:22:37,619 It's funny how one gets one's happiness at the expense of someone else. 1091 01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:42,207 Me of you. You of me and so on. 1092 01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:08,025 I got expelled at school 1093 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:11,653 because I fell in love with one of the nuns. 1094 01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:21,079 What a silly thing to be expelled for. 1095 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:40,015 I kissed her while she was making me up for one of the school plays. 1096 01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:45,604 I was expelled for eating their altar breads 1097 01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:47,773 or whatever they call them before they're blessed. 1098 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:53,487 What part did you have in the play? 1099 01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,199 I was a boy. 1100 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,577 Shall I peel you an orange? 1101 01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:02,955 Yes, thank you. 1102 01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:07,084 You know, I think I could get quite used to 1103 01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:09,336 having you as my personal slave. 1104 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:13,465 Only available for limited engagements. 1105 01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:22,015 Had you planned it for long? 1106 01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,816 It was a spur of the moment thing. 1107 01:24:32,943 --> 01:24:35,571 I was tired and a little drunk, I guess. 1108 01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:44,246 And I'd just heard from a friend that you and Robert had leased a flat together. 1109 01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:48,000 I suppose that triggered it off. 1110 01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:54,548 It was all getting a bit much of late. 1111 01:24:55,966 --> 01:25:00,262 Even before you arrived on the scene, it was... a bit much. 1112 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:07,436 I didn't know whether to talk or be the silent type or what. 1113 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:12,357 But you'll be all right. 1114 01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:14,151 You'll have a good time in the beginning. 1115 01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:18,071 The very beginning. The way people do. 1116 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,534 Maybe I can be your bridesmaid. 1117 01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:29,416 I was my mother's bridesmaid when she married for the second time. 1118 01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:32,169 I was only eight at the time, of course. 1119 01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:35,297 I didn't know I wouldn't be with her anymore. 1120 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,050 Why not? 1121 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:47,559 Oh, well, the man she was marrying didn't want me. 1122 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:51,730 We'd been so close up until then. 1123 01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:57,277 She was more like a playmate to me than a mother. 1124 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,492 Of course, you... can't blame him. 1125 01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:08,413 Who wants a great big girl of eight around? 1126 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,543 So I was packed off to school. 1127 01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:23,595 I don't... remember seeing her many times after that. 1128 01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:36,400 I've never told that to anyone. Not even him. 1129 01:26:40,153 --> 01:26:41,863 You're the only one that knows it. 1130 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:51,957 What is this, victorian or something? 1131 01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:55,502 - Something. - I thought it was something. 1132 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,964 - Shall we have a housewarming? - Yes, if you like. 1133 01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:03,719 - We haven't any mutual friends. - Oh, yes, we have. We have your boys. 1134 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:07,597 Do you know what Shaun said to me the other day? 1135 01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:10,809 He said, "please indicate to Robert that great favor is curried 1136 01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:13,019 with material offerings from a stepfather." 1137 01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:16,189 Shaun sounds like a bit of a blackmailer to me. 1138 01:27:16,273 --> 01:27:18,567 Oh, he is. They both are. 1139 01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:23,238 And I've made lots of resolutions. I shall be less extravagant. 1140 01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,075 I shan't talk in the mornings. I'm an early riser. 1141 01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:31,705 Except on sundays when I lie in bed and eat toast, read the papers. 1142 01:27:32,789 --> 01:27:35,041 And I promise I shall never have a head cold. 1143 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:40,964 - We'll be a party in ourselves, won't we? - Will we? Eh? 1144 01:27:43,550 --> 01:27:45,010 Are you going to stay tonight? 1145 01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:48,889 No, I can't. 1146 01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:52,392 Zee's invited some people over for dinner. 1147 01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:57,272 Old friends. It's my sort of bowing-out night. 1148 01:28:02,486 --> 01:28:05,947 She always manages to come between us some way or other. 1149 01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:10,118 It's my last evening. I could hardly say no. 1150 01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:13,580 I have things to pick up anyway. 1151 01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:18,460 All right. I'll get on with the unpacking. 1152 01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:22,047 And then I'll go out and buy some food and flowers. 1153 01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:24,341 I'll get back as soon as I can. 1154 01:28:25,592 --> 01:28:29,346 J“ lhear thunder, see cloudy skies j“ 1155 01:28:29,429 --> 01:28:33,099 j“ lsee my people walk 700 miles j“ 1156 01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:36,686 j“ and I hear the tales of lo ve and loss... j“ 1157 01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:42,818 J“ lsee people j“ 1158 01:28:42,901 --> 01:28:45,070 j“ I hear what people say j“ 1159 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:46,780 j“ what people j“ 1160 01:28:46,863 --> 01:28:49,783 j“ yeah, people say j“ 1161 01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:53,328 j“ yeah, people j“ 1162 01:28:55,038 --> 01:28:57,207 j“ people! J“ 1163 01:29:02,212 --> 01:29:05,465 - That's what mother birds do. - Yeah. 1164 01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:07,175 To feed their young. 1165 01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:11,972 Hey, love, what about that dance you promised me? 1166 01:29:12,055 --> 01:29:13,557 Suped 1167 01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:25,902 - Hey, mate, what kind of a party is this? - It's a drinking party, given by my wife. 1168 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:13,199 Well, I don't understand. I really don't. It's a shame. 1169 01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:18,204 It is a shame. The two of you have always been such fun people. 1170 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,332 Yes, it was great fun. 1171 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:24,753 There aren't that many fun people around these days. 1172 01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:27,589 - I know. - I mean, look at this lot here. 1173 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:30,133 It's taken us two weeks to collect them together. 1174 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:40,644 Hey, Bobby, it's my dance! 1175 01:30:42,979 --> 01:30:46,232 Oh, my Bobby is drunk! 1176 01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:51,988 Come on, baby, heavy boy. 1177 01:30:52,072 --> 01:30:56,242 Come on with mommy. There's a good boy! 1178 01:30:56,326 --> 01:31:00,830 Come on. Come on. There's a good baby. 1179 01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:29,109 Hang on just a minute. 1180 01:31:34,114 --> 01:31:35,115 Zee? 1181 01:31:36,241 --> 01:31:37,993 Yes, what is it? 1182 01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:41,746 The party's over, dear. Thought we'd say good night. 1183 01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:43,373 Well, good night! 1184 01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:55,719 Oh, my darling. My baby. 1185 01:31:55,802 --> 01:31:57,554 Oh, my darling. 1186 01:32:39,512 --> 01:32:40,847 What are you doing? 1187 01:32:43,058 --> 01:32:47,395 You promised you'd stay with me until Gordon could move in with me. 1188 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:48,688 You promised. 1189 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:53,193 It'll only be for a few more days. 1190 01:32:53,276 --> 01:32:56,905 - It won't work. - But you promised me. 1191 01:32:56,988 --> 01:32:59,949 I was so damn drunk last night, I don't remember what I promised. 1192 01:33:00,033 --> 01:33:03,161 Anyway, since when do we start keeping promises? 1193 01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:08,958 Since last night when you took me into the bedroom for a little talk. 1194 01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:13,338 Last night is nothing but a blur. Another one of your damn games. 1195 01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:18,218 My games? You dragged me into bed, I didn't drag you. 1196 01:33:18,301 --> 01:33:21,054 And you did an awful lot of promising. 1197 01:33:21,137 --> 01:33:25,016 - You took me. You! You, you! - You got what you wanted, didn't you? 1198 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:30,021 Well, I was drunk and out of my senses. Last night didn't mean a thing. 1199 01:33:30,105 --> 01:33:33,942 Oh, yes, it did! But you're too big a phony to admit it! 1200 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:38,196 Oh, baby, baby, baby! It's you, it's you, baby, it's you... 1201 01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:40,615 Shut up, you bloody slut! 1202 01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:43,159 Shut your filthy mouth! 1203 01:33:43,243 --> 01:33:47,038 I'm sick and tired of playing your bloody games. I am finished! 1204 01:33:47,122 --> 01:33:53,086 - They are boring, brittle and trite! - You're finished? You hypocrite. 1205 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:56,005 Go on then. Piss off! 1206 01:33:56,381 --> 01:33:59,592 Go to your perfect lady. You make a perfect match. 1207 01:33:59,676 --> 01:34:03,304 A perfect pair of big fat phony frauds. 1208 01:34:03,388 --> 01:34:06,349 You're the fat fraud. At least she's honest. 1209 01:34:06,432 --> 01:34:09,060 She doesn't need a bloody game to keep her alive. 1210 01:34:09,769 --> 01:34:10,979 Honest? 1211 01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:14,023 You're such a fake! 1212 01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:17,819 You're so weak and frightened, it's pathetic. 1213 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,405 You think she's going to save you, don't you? Well, she's not. 1214 01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:24,075 - She's as big a fake as you are! - And what the hell are you? 1215 01:34:24,409 --> 01:34:26,119 I may be the worst thing in the world, 1216 01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:28,621 but I carry it in front where you can see it. 1217 01:34:28,705 --> 01:34:31,666 I'm not a liar like she is. Everything about her is a lie. 1218 01:34:31,749 --> 01:34:35,712 Her whole life is a lie! And she hides behind a mask of... 1219 01:34:35,795 --> 01:34:37,589 Good god, don't you ever stop? 1220 01:34:38,590 --> 01:34:40,216 You have to convince yourself 1221 01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:43,636 that everything is as cheap and nasty and rotten as you are, 1222 01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,848 othennise you'd be back in the bath again with your bloody wrist cut! 1223 01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:50,226 I don't have to convince myself. 1224 01:34:50,768 --> 01:34:54,856 I think I know what she is. I think I know. 1225 01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,775 She practically told me herself. 1226 01:34:57,859 --> 01:35:00,695 Get out of here and bloody well leave me alone! 1227 01:35:00,778 --> 01:35:04,574 I am sick of your twisted mind spewing its garbage all over me! 1228 01:35:04,657 --> 01:35:08,453 Twisting everything it sees into a mess! I don't want to hear it! 1229 01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:11,247 I don't want to hear anything you've got to say 1230 01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:13,208 ever again as long as I live! 1231 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:15,084 Leave me alone! 1232 01:35:16,628 --> 01:35:19,881 Certainly, I had a lovely time sitting here last night, 1233 01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:21,549 waiting for you to turn up. 1234 01:35:21,633 --> 01:35:24,344 It was absolutely wonderful to be woken by Gladys this morning 1235 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:27,013 telling me that I'd missed one of the best parties of the season. 1236 01:35:27,096 --> 01:35:29,682 - Well, you didn't. - Anyway, it wasn't the small boring dinner 1237 01:35:29,766 --> 01:35:32,936 - that you insinuated it was going to be. - No, I don't suppose it was. 1238 01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:35,230 She said that you danced with each other half the night. 1239 01:35:35,313 --> 01:35:38,274 I don't know what I danced. I told you, I was pissed! 1240 01:35:38,358 --> 01:35:41,361 Anyway, you decided to stay. 1241 01:35:41,444 --> 01:35:44,656 I didn't decide anything! I passed out! 1242 01:35:45,406 --> 01:35:46,407 Bloody hell! 1243 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:48,826 Space. 1244 01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:53,081 That's what we promised each other. Remember all those grand phrases of yours? 1245 01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:56,125 Yes! And that's what I still promise. 1246 01:35:56,209 --> 01:35:59,587 It's all the other things. All the strategy, the intrigues. 1247 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:01,714 You're stringing her along, giving her hope! 1248 01:36:01,798 --> 01:36:06,386 - I am giving her nothing except money. - Oh, yes, you are! 1249 01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:08,638 You're keeping it going by hook or by crook. 1250 01:36:08,721 --> 01:36:10,181 All right! What do you suggest? 1251 01:36:10,265 --> 01:36:14,018 - Suicide or murder? - Neither. Just honesty. 1252 01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,688 Last night you had a party. Tonight you'll have to tuck her in! 1253 01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:19,333 We've always had separate rooms. You know that, you've asked about... 1254 01:36:19,357 --> 01:36:22,151 I don't care whether you have separate rooms, beds, gas ovens. 1255 01:36:22,235 --> 01:36:24,612 I just don't want her name bandied around here 1256 01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:27,407 and her wants and her parties and her needs. 1257 01:36:27,490 --> 01:36:30,493 Maybe she'd like me to sit on the end of the bed to honor the proceedings. 1258 01:36:30,576 --> 01:36:32,161 I'll put it to her. 1259 01:36:41,963 --> 01:36:43,840 I don't want to see you like this. 1260 01:36:45,883 --> 01:36:47,802 I don't want to be seen like this. 1261 01:36:49,887 --> 01:36:51,472 You're everything I've ever despised 1262 01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:53,808 and I've become everything I vowed never to be. 1263 01:36:54,434 --> 01:36:56,102 That's where our love has got us. 1264 01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:01,899 Right. That's... that's it then. 1265 01:37:03,526 --> 01:37:04,736 Let's forget it. 1266 01:37:07,363 --> 01:37:11,409 Look, I... I didn't set out to fall in love with you. 1267 01:37:12,702 --> 01:37:15,163 I set out to have an affair, 1268 01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:17,999 a little bit on the side, the sort of thing a man wants. 1269 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:22,337 But I did fall in love with you. 1270 01:37:24,422 --> 01:37:28,343 That's what happened and that's the way it stands. 1271 01:37:29,927 --> 01:37:33,348 As for the other things, her life, my life, well... 1272 01:37:35,099 --> 01:37:36,100 It's all junk. 1273 01:37:37,393 --> 01:37:39,395 It's a mess and I don't want it. 1274 01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:43,316 But I've got it. 1275 01:37:52,992 --> 01:37:55,495 I wish now you'd let her die. 1276 01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:15,890 Hello, Rita? 1277 01:38:17,016 --> 01:38:18,351 This is your boss. 1278 01:38:18,976 --> 01:38:20,144 What's going on up there? 1279 01:38:20,228 --> 01:38:23,314 There's been several phone calls for you and Mr. Nelson's got some drawings. 1280 01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:25,274 All right, all right, never mind then. 1281 01:38:26,275 --> 01:38:28,361 I want you to come and have lunch with me. 1282 01:38:30,113 --> 01:38:32,907 - Where? - Well, you know where. 1283 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:35,159 The same place where we always have lunch. 1284 01:38:36,828 --> 01:38:37,829 All right. 1285 01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:41,582 But it'll take about 15 to 20 minutes to get there. 1286 01:38:42,083 --> 01:38:43,084 I'll wait. 1287 01:39:18,870 --> 01:39:21,706 Your front door was open, so I let myself in. 1288 01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:25,835 I went over to your other place, but they said you'd moved. 1289 01:39:27,712 --> 01:39:29,130 Very nice. 1290 01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:33,676 Clean, new. 1291 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:37,013 What do you want, zee? 1292 01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:41,434 What do we both want? 1293 01:39:48,774 --> 01:39:54,780 I expected to hear from you after our little talk in the hospital. 1294 01:39:56,949 --> 01:39:58,493 I don't know what... 1295 01:39:59,327 --> 01:40:00,786 What on earth are you talking about? 1296 01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:11,255 A girl has to be quite grown-up to be expelled for kissing a nun. 1297 01:40:15,051 --> 01:40:16,636 How old were you, Stella? 1298 01:40:21,766 --> 01:40:22,975 I'm sorry, zee. 1299 01:40:24,894 --> 01:40:27,104 I don't see that that's any of your business. 1300 01:40:30,483 --> 01:40:33,903 A child can't be expelled for falling in love. 1301 01:40:34,695 --> 01:40:39,534 If you were 15, 16, well, then... 1302 01:40:42,453 --> 01:40:44,247 Maybe there were other things. 1303 01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:50,670 Other girls at school that you fell in love with? 1304 01:40:55,591 --> 01:40:59,554 You can tell me, love. We're friends. 1305 01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,519 There's nothing to tell. 1306 01:41:08,271 --> 01:41:10,022 Oh, come on, Stella. 1307 01:41:11,274 --> 01:41:13,192 Don't make it so difficult for me. 1308 01:41:26,372 --> 01:41:27,665 You're crazy. 1309 01:41:32,128 --> 01:41:33,462 Aren't we all, love? 1310 01:41:35,131 --> 01:41:36,340 Just a little? 1311 01:41:49,645 --> 01:41:51,814 Yeah, lea/led her at the flat. 1312 01:41:52,815 --> 01:41:54,817 The telephone was out of order. 1313 01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:59,280 Look, if you hear from her, would you tell her I called, please? 1314 01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:01,907 Yeah, okay, thank you. Good-bye. 1315 01:42:09,665 --> 01:42:10,666 Well, 1316 01:42:12,168 --> 01:42:14,754 I'm going to have to get dressed and get out of here 1317 01:42:15,713 --> 01:42:17,465 before your young man arrives. 1318 01:42:19,091 --> 01:42:21,802 I don't have to answer the door. 1319 01:42:21,886 --> 01:42:23,596 He'll think I'm still working. 1320 01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:26,098 Don't be greedy. 1321 01:42:27,433 --> 01:42:31,354 Besides which, that would be dishonest. 1322 01:42:51,290 --> 01:42:53,417 - All right? Thank you. - Cheers, guv, thanks. 1323 01:43:09,684 --> 01:43:10,976 Stella. 1324 01:43:12,311 --> 01:43:13,646 Stella, stop being silly. 1325 01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:15,981 Open the door. 1326 01:43:17,066 --> 01:43:18,609 Stella? 1327 01:43:32,623 --> 01:43:37,962 - What are you doing here? - Oh, just paying a little social visit. 1328 01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:45,386 Where's Stella? 1329 01:43:46,595 --> 01:43:48,139 In the bedroom. 1330 01:44:04,697 --> 01:44:05,698 Stella? 1331 01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:20,921 Stella. 1332 01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:30,598 Stella. 1333 01:44:33,142 --> 01:44:36,604 Leave me alone. Please. 1334 01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:15,142 What happened? 1335 01:45:21,649 --> 01:45:22,775 I don't know. 1336 01:45:26,654 --> 01:45:28,864 Listen, Stella... 1337 01:45:32,409 --> 01:45:33,536 Don't worry. 1338 01:45:34,620 --> 01:45:39,625 She's a bit confused right now, Bobby. She'll be all right in a couple of days. 1339 01:45:40,584 --> 01:45:47,258 Then maybe we can all get together, talk over old times, old loves. 1340 01:45:54,849 --> 01:45:56,600 Come on, daddy. 1341 01:46:00,729 --> 01:46:02,815 Baby wants something to eat. 1342 01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:09,321 It's been one hell of a day. 1343 01:46:13,617 --> 01:46:15,202 Coming? 1344 01:46:30,843 --> 01:46:33,846 J“ I'm going in circles j“ 1345 01:46:34,638 --> 01:46:37,892 j“ / don't really know j“ 1346 01:46:38,684 --> 01:46:41,520 j“ where have lcome from? J“ 1347 01:46:42,605 --> 01:46:45,649 j“ where will / go? J“ 1348 01:46:46,066 --> 01:46:49,111 j“ you say that you lo ve me j“ 1349 01:46:49,612 --> 01:46:52,698 j“ well, maybe you do j“ 1350 01:46:53,490 --> 01:46:56,869 j“ there is nothing that matters j“ 1351 01:46:57,369 --> 01:47:01,874 j“ or anything new j“ 1352 01:47:04,835 --> 01:47:08,422 j“ I've been through a million j“ 1353 01:47:08,797 --> 01:47:11,800 j“ trips in the n/ght j“ 1354 01:47:12,468 --> 01:47:15,387 j“ living with shadows j“ 1355 01:47:16,138 --> 01:47:19,183 j“ looking for I/ght j“ 1356 01:47:20,059 --> 01:47:23,103 j“ and passing the faces j“ 1357 01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:26,774 j“ how lonely they seem j“ 1358 01:47:27,274 --> 01:47:30,235 j“ looking for traces j“ 1359 01:47:30,945 --> 01:47:35,032 j“ of yesterdays dream j“ 1360 01:47:38,452 --> 01:47:41,664 j“ I'm going in circles j“ 1361 01:47:42,122 --> 01:47:45,209 j“ I've been here before j“ 1362 01:47:46,168 --> 01:47:49,129 j“ never expected j“ 1363 01:47:49,755 --> 01:47:52,925 j“ anything more j“ 1364 01:47:53,384 --> 01:47:56,553 j“ lm/ght die tomorrow j“ 1365 01:47:57,054 --> 01:48:00,432 j“ lm/ght go to Spain, yeah j“ 1366 01:48:00,849 --> 01:48:04,103 j“ I'm dumb to the sorrow j“ 1367 01:48:04,561 --> 01:48:08,649 j“ and numb to the pain j“ 1368 01:48:08,732 --> 01:48:10,526 j“ yeah j“ 101865

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